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{\an8}‪萤火虫小巷

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{\an8}‪这是什么?

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{\an8}‪我的真爱手里握着一个杯子?

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{\an8}‪看来是毒药终结了他的生命

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{\an8}‪吝啬鬼 全喝完了
‪不留下一滴给我吗?

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{\an8}‪我要亲吻你的嘴唇

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{\an8}‪或许这上面还残留着毒液
‪可以让我死去

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{\an8}‪-你的嘴唇还是暖的
‪-...是暖的

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{\an8}‪哦 好匕首 让我作为...

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{\an8}‪痛

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{\an8}‪见鬼 抱歉

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{\an8}‪让我作为你的刀鞘

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{\an8}‪在我的体内生锈

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{\an8}‪让我死去吧

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{\an8}‪哇 很精彩的彩排 各位

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{\an8}‪她把匕首掉我身上了

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{\an8}‪你还错过了所有提示呢

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{\an8}‪没关系

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{\an8}‪那些都不重要

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{\an8}‪没有演出可以做到完美 同学们

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{\an8}‪但当你们感到困惑或沮丧时
‪要记住 演出必须继续

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{\an8}‪好了 回家吧 好好睡一觉

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{\an8}‪塔莉

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{\an8}‪你这个女主角表现得很好
‪是大家的好榜样

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{\an8}‪-库珀 你演得太好了
‪-是吗?

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{\an8}‪真的!有一瞬间
‪我都以为你爱上塔莉了

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{\an8}‪那看来我是个好演员喽

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{\an8}‪过来

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{\an8}‪-我表演时一直都想着你
‪-真的吗?

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{\an8}‪真的 你就是我的朱丽叶

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{\an8}‪好吧 你也是我的罗密欧

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{\an8}‪好极了 因为...

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{\an8}‪我有话想跟你说

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{\an8}‪我不知道你有没有
‪打算参加毕业舞会 但是我...

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{\an8}‪你在这儿呀

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{\an8}‪有人觉得穿着这服装胳肢窝痒吗?

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{\an8}‪是啊 我得去把戏服换下来

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{\an8}‪天啊 库珀刚才想邀请我一起去舞会

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{\an8}‪-真的吗?
‪-是呀 他终于决定邀请我了

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{\an8}‪你可以跟他的朋友一起去
‪我们来个双人约会

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{\an8}‪我不参加舞会
‪那种强加的浪漫仪式太蠢了

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{\an8}‪拜托 难道这出戏没有让你
‪爱上浪漫主义精神吗?

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{\an8}‪没有 这就是在演俩青少年犯傻

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{\an8}‪他们根本死得毫无意义
‪这是反浪漫主义的闹剧 穆拉基

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{\an8}‪不 他们赴死是因为
‪爱情虽然痛苦 但值得追寻

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{\an8}‪你觉得我和库珀以后会结婚吗?

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{\an8}‪真不敢相信我的凯特就要结婚了

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‪这世上有许多
‪隽永流芳的伟大爱情故事

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‪克莉奥佩特拉与马克安东尼

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‪罗密欧与朱丽叶

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‪西恩潘和麦当娜

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‪当然了 还有凯特穆拉基和我

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‪天啊

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‪她是我的灵魂伴侣

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‪我的慷慨如大海般广阔

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‪我的爱亦如此深沉

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‪我给你的越多 我便也越富有

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‪因为这两者皆是无穷尽的

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‪没错 穆拉基 我还记得我所有的台词

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‪哦 她说话了
‪再说下去吧 光明的天使

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‪瞧瞧 她也还记得她的台词

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‪一字不落

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‪现在凯特遇到了她的罗密欧

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‪他的名字叫强尼莱恩

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‪不得不说 如果我的灵魂伴侣
‪总有一天要嫁给别人

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‪我很庆幸那个人是你 强尼

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‪但千万别忘了

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‪你要敢伤害她 我就杀了你

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‪我知道 对

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‪敬凯特和强尼

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‪干杯

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‪敬凯特和强尼

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‪凯特 第一次见到西奥时 我很佩服你

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‪想象一下
‪我的姐姐要嫁给英国皇室了

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‪对吧?怎么啦?
‪她五分钟前才宣布取消订婚

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‪还指望我重写演讲稿吗?

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‪-好吧
‪-好了 言归正传

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‪凯特 你是我认识的人里
‪最乐于付出的

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‪你一直都那么地友善

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‪愿意为了爱的人付出一切

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‪强尼 你带给凯特无与伦比的快乐

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‪我很高兴
‪你们在茫茫人海中找到了彼此

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‪你们真是天生一对

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‪所以老姐 可别再取消这次订婚了

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‪因为我不要再写第三篇演讲稿了

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‪-说的好!
‪-是啊

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‪-干杯!
‪-谢谢你 肖恩

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‪谢谢 说得真好

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‪干杯

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‪好的

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‪有人劝我别去想这场婚礼比我们原先

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‪付过定金的那场小
‪重点是它更温馨亲密

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‪我说我不在乎婚礼是否盛大

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‪只要确保账单更亲民就好

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‪-我们还有其他话想说
‪-对

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‪凯特 这是对你说的

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‪你成为了如此出色的女人
‪我们很自豪

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‪如果你确定这段婚姻

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‪就是你真正想要的

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‪那我们支持你

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‪但我们不会再付定金了
‪所以如果你又想取消...干杯!

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‪干杯!

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‪只是一点小小的试炼

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‪我们会熬过去的

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‪体育播报员
‪它们总会回到自己的出生地去产卵

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‪-这是它们的天性
‪-并不总是这样

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‪这个研究的结论
‪就是它们有时只会四处游荡

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‪-追着月亮吗?
‪-对 朝着月亮游

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‪-有必要讨论这个吗?
‪-有

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‪我被搞糊涂了
‪他们不是在讨论债务上限吗?

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‪之前是 后来话题转移到
‪北美三文鱼的产卵习惯了

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‪话说回来
‪债务上限就应该被永久暂停

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‪-你可真爱抬杠
‪-我爱抬杠?你要不要去照照镜子?

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‪-对 你就是个杠精
‪-我抬杠?你是五岁小孩吗?

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‪-别附和他
‪-我没有 我甚至没...

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‪你再跟丹尼斗嘴
‪希莱斯特就要从桌对面跳过来

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‪用餐具捅你了

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‪拜托 她可打不过我
‪再说了 你知道她喜欢我

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‪她喜欢我

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‪那个...外婆跟我说伴娘要负责祝酒

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‪既然明天我不用
‪在婚礼上当着一百号人的面祝酒了

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‪这段祝酒词你们就凑合听吧

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‪好吧

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‪还有 我答应祝酒是有条件的
‪我要来点香槟...

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‪谢啦 外婆

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‪-只能喝一点点
‪-好

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‪有意思

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‪好了

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‪妈妈 爸爸
‪我知道前几年我们都不容易

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‪所以我在考虑自己搬去公寓住

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‪-开玩笑的 明天我要上大学
‪-真是个机灵鬼

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‪不过说真的 老爸 我觉得这世上

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‪再没有人比你更适合我妈了

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‪妈妈 也没有人
‪比你更懂得该怎么对付我爸

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‪除此之外 你们俩还能
‪让彼此幸福快乐 真是锦上添花

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‪所以 敬我的爸爸妈妈
‪祝你们永结同心

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‪-谢谢你 亲爱的 说得太好了
‪-干杯!

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‪-干杯
‪-谢谢

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‪敬永远

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‪干杯!

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‪-我去去就回
‪-好

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‪好吧 不 挺好喝的 我喜欢

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‪别这么客气
‪聚餐结束了 你不用帮忙收拾的

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‪邻居嘛 应该的

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‪况且 我有事想私下跟你说

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‪你知道我和丹尼
‪只是喜欢斗嘴而已 对吧?

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‪他对我来说就像一个讨人厌的哥哥
‪我跟他什么事也没有

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‪在80年代跟你上过床的哥哥?

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‪那都是陈年旧事了 我保证

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‪不 我知道 我想说的不是这个

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‪其实 自从订婚后

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‪我就有点迷茫 或者也许可以说是...
‪没有安全感?我也说不好

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‪没有安全感?

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‪你知道你有多优秀吗?

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‪你是当过模特的常春藤名校高材生

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‪现在还独力经营着
‪一整家体育公关公司

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‪你是所有人的梦中情人

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‪你们俩就算要有人
‪缺乏安全感 那也该是丹尼

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‪-天啊
‪-见鬼

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‪真对不起

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‪我不是故意的

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‪我是真的想吻你 但刚才是一时冲动
‪我也不知道自己在干什么

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‪对不起

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‪请别告诉丹尼 我会跟他谈的

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‪-好吧
‪-对不起

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‪好的

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‪塔莉 帮我接一下好吗?

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‪凯特的幸福爱巢

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‪塔露拉罗斯

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‪丹尼?

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‪-你好吗?
‪-自从你去年搬到纽约之后?

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‪-挺好的 找我有什么事?
‪-你可真爱单刀直入

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‪因为自从你去了那个高贵城以后
‪就没联系过我啊

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‪我回来了 要在这儿待一天
‪采访伯尼比克斯达夫

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‪班特弗拉夫?

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‪比克斯达夫!超音速队的主教练

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‪总之 采访完后我有时间
‪你想聚聚吗?

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‪体育播报员丹

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‪过了这么多个月 还如此疯狂

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‪怎么样 你想来聚聚吗?

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‪-想啊
‪-太好了!

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‪可惜我来不了

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‪-你要跟人约会?
‪-我倒想呢 是凯特和强尼的婚礼

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‪好吧 既然你没有约会对象...
‪想要一个吗?

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‪天啊!你绝对不会相信
‪刚才发生了什么

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‪眼前这事才叫难以置信!
‪他们送错餐巾了

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‪-所以呢?
‪-这是之前我跟西奥订的单

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00:10:57,375 --> 00:11:00,375
‪餐巾上全是我和西奥名字的首字母
‪而不是强尼的

189
00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:01,458
‪这下糟了

190
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:05,166
‪还有更糟的呢 看这个

191
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,291
‪-它怎么...
‪-被做成了西奥的样子?

192
00:11:08,291 --> 00:11:09,541
‪太神奇了

193
00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:11,958
‪这简直是噩梦啊
‪我好几周前就修改订单了

194
00:11:11,958 --> 00:11:13,916
‪或许你该直接换个地方下单

195
00:11:13,916 --> 00:11:15,833
‪我爸妈坚持要我在这家买
‪因为有折扣

196
00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:17,708
‪现在一切都毁了 而且还来不及补救

197
00:11:17,708 --> 00:11:18,666
‪不 有办法补救

198
00:11:19,541 --> 00:11:24,625
‪我们用这支黑色马克笔
‪把“T”描成“J”就好

199
00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:27,666
‪然后我们再把这位
‪小西奥的红头发涂成黑色

200
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000
‪看看他 在嘲笑我呢

201
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,916
‪就像大家昨晚在敬酒时揶揄我一样

202
00:11:34,916 --> 00:11:36,125
‪大家没有揶揄你

203
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:38,750
‪-只是这个情况挺好笑罢了
‪-不好笑 我被诅咒了

204
00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:41,708
‪因为我劈腿 害他失去了一个睾丸
‪这是给我的惩罚

205
00:11:41,708 --> 00:11:44,333
‪-我整个婚姻都被诅咒了
‪-好了 放轻松

206
00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:48,291
‪我们可以解决的

207
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:52,333
‪是的 虽然道具出了点差错
‪但演出还是得继续

208
00:11:52,333 --> 00:11:54,333
‪距离宾客到场还有几个小时

209
00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:57,041
‪我们快动手把“T”改成“J”吧

210
00:11:58,916 --> 00:11:59,833
‪好嘞

211
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:03,666
‪-演出时间快到了 你紧张吗?
‪-不紧张

212
00:12:06,041 --> 00:12:07,708
‪好吧 也许有一点

213
00:12:08,375 --> 00:12:11,958
‪我担心表演时会忘词 被大家取笑

214
00:12:11,958 --> 00:12:14,625
‪这会在大三一整年成为所有人的谈资

215
00:12:14,625 --> 00:12:19,666
‪-然后到了大四 等我毕业了...
‪-塔莉...放轻松

216
00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:21,416
‪如果你忘词了 就看看我

217
00:12:21,416 --> 00:12:24,291
‪我几乎没什么出场机会
‪所以我会在舞台侧面

218
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:26,541
‪所有台词我都记得一清二楚

219
00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:28,833
‪我会帮你的

220
00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:31,666
‪我保证不会让你演出失败

221
00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:32,666
‪谢谢你 亲爱的

222
00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:34,833
‪你呢 紧张吗?

223
00:12:35,708 --> 00:12:38,708
‪有点儿 但是...我紧张的时候

224
00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:42,916
‪只要想想其他事就好了

225
00:12:42,916 --> 00:12:45,708
‪你会想什么?幻想库珀的裸体吗?

226
00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,416
‪才不是呢 我会想象...

227
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,541
‪这太蠢了 你会笑话我的

228
00:12:50,541 --> 00:12:53,083
‪别啊 告诉我嘛
‪我保证不笑 你可以告诉我

229
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:55,208
‪好吧

230
00:12:57,541 --> 00:13:01,416
‪我会想象表演结束的场景

231
00:13:02,416 --> 00:13:05,166
‪当然 表演大获成功

232
00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:07,083
‪-你沐浴在玫瑰花雨下
‪-当然

233
00:13:10,708 --> 00:13:15,541
‪库珀走到舞台边缘宣布

234
00:13:16,666 --> 00:13:19,500
‪大家请安静 我有事要宣布

235
00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:23,125
‪凯特穆拉基 你出来一下好吗?

236
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:35,750
‪回首往事

237
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:40,541
‪冷雨滂沱

238
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:43,875
‪孤单的身影

239
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:46,083
‪凝望着窗外

240
00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:48,125
‪泪水与夜色一同滑落

241
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:51,750
‪黑夜变白昼

242
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,791
‪新的一天来临

243
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:58,541
‪快乐的人们掠过身边

244
00:14:00,375 --> 00:14:02,125
‪那些眼神

245
00:14:02,125 --> 00:14:04,666
‪唤起过往

246
00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:06,625
‪如今方知

247
00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:09,083
‪你是我快乐的源泉

248
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,083
‪曼蒂

249
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:14,958
‪你来到我身边 为我付出不求回报

250
00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:18,166
‪而我却让你走远

251
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:20,041
‪哦 曼蒂

252
00:14:20,041 --> 00:14:24,375
‪只要你一个吻 就能让我停止颤抖

253
00:14:25,291 --> 00:14:27,375
‪我真的需要你

254
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:29,500
‪曼蒂

255
00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:31,833
‪他就这样邀请我做他的舞伴了

256
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,458
‪为什么他要唱“曼蒂”?
‪你的名字是凯特啊

257
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,125
‪管它的呢?这是世界上最浪漫的情歌

258
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,291
‪随便吧 我就说吧 这太蠢了

259
00:14:43,291 --> 00:14:44,666
‪一点也不蠢

260
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:48,083
‪很甜蜜 我只是...我真的不希望你受伤

261
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:52,333
‪我知道你不喜欢库珀
‪但你一定想不到他有多浪漫

262
00:14:52,333 --> 00:14:54,708
‪他之前说我就是他的朱丽叶

263
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:57,041
‪罗密欧不会觉得跟朱丽叶约会很丢脸

264
00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:59,583
‪库珀没有觉得丢脸
‪他都要邀请我做舞伴了

265
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,333
‪快点 姑娘们 该走了!

266
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,791
‪来了 天呐 你要坐我们的车
‪还是跟克劳德一起去?

267
00:15:05,791 --> 00:15:07,875
‪-克劳德不来看演出
‪-不是吧?

268
00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:10,958
‪我上周就告诉过她
‪但到今早她已经忘了

269
00:15:10,958 --> 00:15:12,541
‪我没打算提醒她

270
00:15:12,541 --> 00:15:13,708
‪塔莉 我很遗憾

271
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:17,583
‪-去它的 我才不在乎呢
‪-你坐我们的车去吧

272
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:22,500
‪嘿 宝贝
‪穆拉基夫妇邀我们一起坐车过去

273
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:23,875
‪你要来看演出?

274
00:15:23,875 --> 00:15:26,375
‪我可不会错过我女儿主演的首秀

275
00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:28,916
‪-来吧 凯凯熊 我们走
‪-演出一定会很成功的

276
00:15:28,916 --> 00:15:30,916
‪我知道 但我有点紧张

277
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:36,000
‪是啊 我也是 我刚吃了一堆迷幻蘑菇
‪这会儿还有幻觉呢

278
00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:37,875
‪别告诉任何人

279
00:15:39,458 --> 00:15:42,666
‪我很震惊 但也许并不意外

280
00:15:42,666 --> 00:15:46,416
‪-我真不敢相信她吻了你
‪-我信 她一直就给我那种感觉

281
00:15:46,416 --> 00:15:51,000
‪我不是一直说希莱斯特喜欢我吗?
‪果不其然 她可太喜欢我了

282
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:54,875
‪-我还是不敢相信
‪-你为什么一直重复这句话?

283
00:15:54,875 --> 00:15:57,291
‪不认为我能泡到
‪像希莱斯特这样的妞吗?

284
00:15:57,791 --> 00:16:01,708
‪不是 因为她已经订婚了呀
‪对象还是你爱的男人

285
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:03,208
‪我不爱他

286
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:09,708
‪好吧 也许我是有那么一点点爱他

287
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:13,875
‪问题是 我该怎么跟丹尼说?
‪我总不能瞒着他吧?

288
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:17,333
‪对自己的朋友隐瞒这种事
‪还算什么朋友啊?

289
00:16:17,833 --> 00:16:19,625
‪但她请我不要告诉他了

290
00:16:20,583 --> 00:16:25,458
‪确实应该让她去说
‪她是他的未婚妻 而且我也开不了口

291
00:16:26,791 --> 00:16:29,333
‪那你就别开口 静观其变

292
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:33,791
‪任由她越陷越深 爱我爱到
‪无法自拔?你真觉得这样明智吗?

293
00:16:35,208 --> 00:16:39,708
‪我只是说 无论你决定怎么做
‪能等到明天再说吗?

294
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,833
‪他俩又不是今天就要结婚
‪但你知道谁今天结婚吗?

295
00:16:42,833 --> 00:16:44,375
‪对 你说得对

296
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:49,500
‪我就保持冷静避开他们俩就好
‪像黄瓜一样冰冰凉

297
00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:51,000
‪很好 好主意

298
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,208
‪说到黄瓜

299
00:16:52,208 --> 00:16:55,250
‪我突然好想吃
‪楼下的黄瓜奶油芝士三明治

300
00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:56,666
‪行啊!我去帮你拿

301
00:16:57,875 --> 00:16:58,708
‪谢谢你 塔莉

302
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:28,833
‪好的 一切就绪了吗?那个大...

303
00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,791
‪-你懂的吧?
‪-是 但现在改主意还不算太晚

304
00:17:32,791 --> 00:17:35,791
‪-为什么改主意?没有人要改主意
‪-我不会改主意

305
00:17:35,791 --> 00:17:39,708
‪因为那会让所有人尴尬
‪尤其是你 爸爸

306
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:42,041
‪-不 大家一定会喜欢的
‪-我不会

307
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:43,166
‪会很棒的

308
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:46,166
‪好吧 看来一切都准备就绪了

309
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:47,791
‪糟糕

310
00:17:49,333 --> 00:17:51,333
‪-我忘记带指南针了
‪-指南针?

311
00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,750
‪-我这儿有
‪-没事 我去去就来

312
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,041
‪你带了指南针?

313
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:56,958
‪一直随身携带

314
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,541
‪没关系 我找其他地方去

315
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,875
‪你怎么还没换好衣服?

316
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:08,791
‪厕所有人
‪凯特的房间也有人了 所以...

317
00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:11,666
‪那就用我的房间呗
‪别魂不守舍的 莱恩

318
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,500
‪过来!

319
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:25,625
‪-你见到我这么高兴呀
‪-冲过来抱我的人可是你哦

320
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,625
‪我把你看成别人了

321
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:32,083
‪我10点会变成一颗南瓜 然后去机场

322
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:35,041
‪没事 反正我也没打算跟你上床

323
00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:37,833
‪做爱的时间肯定还是有的

324
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:41,791
‪我回想一下 好像那边就有一间卧室

325
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,458
‪-那是厕所
‪-可以凑合着用

326
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:46,208
‪-别闹了 我得去帮凯特换衣服了
‪-好吧

327
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,791
‪-但首先 我们先去来一发
‪-好

328
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:56,250
‪嘿!急着去哪儿呢?

329
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,916
‪新娘子想吃
‪黄瓜莳萝小三明治 现在就要

330
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:03,041
‪我推荐你再给她来点烤面包配三文鱼

331
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,125
‪你不是又想跟我辩论三文鱼的事吧?

332
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:08,625
‪不是 没有
‪话说 你有跟希莱斯特聊过吗?

333
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,750
‪-希莱斯特?
‪-对

334
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,833
‪没有 为什么?我为什么要跟
‪希莱斯特聊?真是个奇怪的...问题

335
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:19,125
‪我知道 就是...感觉有点不对劲
‪我就想问问 你是不是也察觉到了?

336
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,500
‪-我不认为我...
‪-好吧 也许是我多心了

337
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,666
‪你会不会感觉
‪生活就像一辆飞驰的跑车

338
00:19:24,666 --> 00:19:26,750
‪而方向盘掌握在别人手里?

339
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,416
‪-通常不会
‪-最近我经常有这种感觉

340
00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:31,500
‪只不过 我甚至连前座都坐不上

341
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:33,875
‪而是被锁在了后备箱

342
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,250
‪我甚至不知道
‪这辆车正往哪儿开 你懂吗?

343
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:39,833
‪你一定有办法应付的
‪我得给新娘送小零食去了

344
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:40,875
‪好

345
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:42,958
‪-嘿
‪-我就是...

346
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:49,500
‪-哇 嘿 你怎么火急火燎的 塔露拉?
‪-我得给凯特送零食

347
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:53,250
‪逃离情侣恩爱的画面?
‪因为你爱着那个体育播报员?

348
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,791
‪-当然了
‪-不 我没有

349
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,583
‪但这又不是什么新闻

350
00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,250
‪出了什么新状况?

351
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,500
‪没什么

352
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,666
‪没有新状况

353
00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:06,291
‪天啊 你跟他的未婚妻做了 是吧?

354
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,416
‪什么?

355
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,916
‪-我没有!
‪-你跟她一定发生了什么

356
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:13,375
‪什么也没发生
‪还有 你怎么会这么问?

357
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,916
‪因为我能读到性爱的气息
‪塔露拉 你知道的

358
00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,208
‪真希望你猜错了 但没错

359
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:19,708
‪-那又怎样 你干吗要跑?
‪-这还用问吗?

360
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:22,416
‪你知道他也爱着你 不是吗?

361
00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,416
‪我不知道

362
00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:26,458
‪这显而易见啊

363
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:30,583
‪而且对于这种情况
‪有一个很简单的解决办法

364
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,708
‪你有考虑过三人行吗?

365
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,125
‪-什么?不要
‪-什么?

366
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:39,750
‪这是很美妙的示爱方式
‪我就做过很多次啊

367
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,333
‪而且坦白说 她是个大美女

368
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,666
‪你应该...考虑一下

369
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:48,250
‪听妈妈的话很重要

370
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,291
‪我想给我女儿一些建议

371
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:54,250
‪作为这段《女友时光》的开头

372
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:58,000
‪维持婚姻的秘诀就是保持神秘

373
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:03,125
‪巴德从来没见过我不画眉毛的样子
‪他也永远不会见到

374
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,791
‪可我不用眉笔啊 那...

375
00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:09,500
‪这只是个比喻
‪你得给他维持某种幻想

376
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:14,250
‪你们之间不可能
‪一直像现在这样充满激情 尤其是...

377
00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:17,041
‪尤其是什么?

378
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,333
‪你在借助新欢走出情伤

379
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,875
‪对 有道理

380
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,333
‪什么?强尼不是我的新欢

381
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:26,083
‪-严格来说...
‪-强尼是谁?

382
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,375
‪她的未婚夫

383
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:30,041
‪她的未婚夫不是叫西奥吗?

384
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,333
‪之前是 但她后来改主意了

385
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,958
‪强尼不是我的新欢
‪西奥才是我跟强尼分手后找的新欢

386
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:39,291
‪跟曾经分手的爱人复合不叫另结新欢

387
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:41,458
‪我觉得这是个灰色地带

388
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,083
‪或者不是 并不是

389
00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:48,541
‪我个人认为强尼更适合凯特

390
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,500
‪谢谢

391
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:53,958
‪-我不相信红头发的男人
‪-那不是...我喜欢他的红头发

392
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:55,875
‪他只是不适合我

393
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:59,500
‪我可以作证
‪她说得对 西奥完全不适合她

394
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:05,666
‪看他俩在一起 就好像看着一艘船
‪缓慢地驶向毁灭 而你还无法阻止

395
00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:08,333
‪但你知道结局会是个悲剧

396
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:09,958
‪我以为你喜欢西奥呢

397
00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:15,250
‪确实喜欢 大概吧
‪但主要是因为 我觉得我应该支持你

398
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:20,208
‪对 没错 就像今天在座的所有人
‪我们都是来支持你的

399
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,875
‪我们完全支持你

400
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:24,708
‪对 即使你把这场婚礼也取消了
‪都无所谓

401
00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:27,833
‪我可以把之前为你和西奥准备的礼物
‪送给你和强尼吗?

402
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,750
‪哦 我和肖恩就是这么干的

403
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:33,250
‪他觉得这样兆头不好
‪但我没法退货了 所以...

404
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:36,250
‪没关系 都没关系

405
00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:39,708
‪-我想去趟洗手间
‪-我帮你

406
00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:45,958
‪我和玛乔丽专门装了有线电视
‪就为了看你 丹尼

407
00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:47,166
‪ESPN体育频道?

408
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,833
‪你们的观众遍布全世界

409
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:49,833
‪是啊

410
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,458
‪肯定比当地新闻厉害

411
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:54,541
‪你出人头地了啊 我的朋友

412
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,666
‪是呀 丹尼 真厉害

413
00:22:58,916 --> 00:23:01,583
‪老实说 这工作好处确实多

414
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,583
‪但我有时候真的很想家

415
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:04,500
‪对

416
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,208
‪得了吧 你是想塔莉吧?

417
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,708
‪你们俩真的很登对

418
00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:15,791
‪有时候两个人站在一起
‪你一眼就能看出来他们是不是般配

419
00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:17,291
‪没错!

420
00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:19,000
‪就像我和凯特

421
00:23:21,916 --> 00:23:26,833
‪对 是的 再次恭喜你 强尼
‪抱歉 我今天不请自来

422
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,875
‪-别胡说 很高兴你能来!
‪-跟你说件趣事

423
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:33,291
‪直到几周前
‪凯特还是另一个人的未婚妻

424
00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:34,791
‪难以置信吧?

425
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:40,875
‪失陪了 我得去检查一下...彩旗

426
00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:46,083
‪我发誓 要是再有人提起西奥

427
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:50,541
‪我...大概也不会做出什么事来
‪但我真的受够了

428
00:23:50,541 --> 00:23:52,083
‪对 谁在乎啊?别理他们

429
00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:54,541
‪这是你的婚礼
‪别让他们影响你的情绪

430
00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:55,583
‪太迟了

431
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:59,166
‪我已经满脑子都是他们
‪嘲笑我取消之前那场婚礼的画面了

432
00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:01,208
‪这么想吧

433
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,583
‪两个男人都争着想娶你

434
00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:09,208
‪而且还是俩极品 优质好男人
‪你当然要选最好的嫁呀

435
00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:12,208
‪你那些表亲都是在嫉妒罢了
‪你外婆也是

436
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:14,375
‪我外公去世了 所以...

437
00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:16,375
‪当然 这个例子不好

438
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:20,833
‪但重点是
‪你是最后的赢家呀 穆拉基!

439
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,750
‪你不是个笑话 也不是失败者

440
00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:25,583
‪没人说我是“失败者”啊

441
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:29,375
‪你是那个笑着一路走到圣坛前的人

442
00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:32,875
‪今天是你大喜的日子
‪别让任何人毁了你的心情

443
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,125
‪话说 看见丹尼很惊喜吧?

444
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:39,916
‪他这人就是这样
‪总爱突然出现 真讨厌

445
00:24:39,916 --> 00:24:43,375
‪天呐 我好久没见过你这么开心啦

446
00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:46,625
‪穆拉基 我这是为你高兴 你要结婚了

447
00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:50,916
‪我觉得你和丹尼也许可以考虑...

448
00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:52,000
‪别说了

449
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,791
‪今天的事只是一次偶然

450
00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:57,958
‪甚至无关情爱 他只是个老朋友

451
00:24:57,958 --> 00:25:01,291
‪我不认为你和丹尼会永远只是朋友

452
00:25:15,041 --> 00:25:16,625
‪重大时刻就快到了

453
00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:23,750
‪强尼 我知道我们从来没...

454
00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:26,583
‪我就直说了吧

455
00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:28,958
‪我不相信你

456
00:25:30,708 --> 00:25:32,583
‪你已经伤害过我女儿一次

457
00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:37,250
‪你不知道
‪当初你们分手时她有多伤心

458
00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:41,750
‪我知道

459
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,208
‪我也一样痛苦

460
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:49,250
‪所以如果我对你很严厉
‪那也是出于担心

461
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,000
‪我担心你没打算跟我女儿长久

462
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,166
‪我有的 巴德

463
00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:55,125
‪我想跟她长相厮守

464
00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:56,083
‪永不分离

465
00:25:57,958 --> 00:25:59,166
‪我不会离开她

466
00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:03,250
‪但我猜这番话只能靠时间来证明了

467
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:05,375
‪日久见人心

468
00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:17,291
‪这是我和玛乔丽结婚时
‪她爸爸给我的

469
00:26:18,791 --> 00:26:20,208
‪他是个老顽固

470
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:25,250
‪他从来没有真正接纳过我
‪所以我当时很惊讶

471
00:26:27,791 --> 00:26:30,041
‪这是他从军时随身携带的东西

472
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:31,541
‪他跟我说...

473
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:36,541
‪“婚姻的道路也许崎岖坎坷

474
00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:39,625
‪别忘了 她就是你的北极星”

475
00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:47,500
‪谢谢你 先生

476
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,583
‪祝你好运 孩子

477
00:26:59,541 --> 00:27:00,583
‪凯特!

478
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:06,083
‪天呐 你没事吧?

479
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,500
‪把那些药递给我

480
00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,791
‪好 给你

481
00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:14,375
‪嘿 你还好吗?

482
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,500
‪大戏要开场了

483
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:22,291
‪你这话甜中带辣
‪简直像最辛辣的酱料

484
00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:24,208
‪不对 这是茂丘西奥的台词

485
00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:27,250
‪你接的是这句
‪“辣酱配美鹅 岂非绝配?”

486
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:28,625
‪我还没准备好

487
00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:30,333
‪别担心 你可以的

488
00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,375
‪要是我跟你一样了解这出戏该多好

489
00:27:35,291 --> 00:27:36,375
‪加油哦 库珀

490
00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:37,500
‪谢谢 穆拉基

491
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:43,041
‪昨晚你说有事想跟我谈

492
00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:45,083
‪我猜是舞会的事?

493
00:27:46,166 --> 00:27:48,458
‪见鬼 我还想亲口告诉你呢

494
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:51,041
‪-告诉我什么?
‪-那根本不算约会

495
00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:53,791
‪尼尔要带珍妮荷登
‪所以我得带苏西舍曼去

496
00:27:53,791 --> 00:27:55,666
‪我其实根本不喜欢她

497
00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,541
‪但她们是最好的朋友

498
00:27:58,541 --> 00:28:01,541
‪而且大家都觉得
‪我该找啦啦队长做舞伴 所以...

499
00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:04,041
‪是啊 都是些蠢事

500
00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,666
‪我更想跟你去其他地方约会

501
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,416
‪是啊...谢谢

502
00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:14,875
‪我完全理解

503
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:23,583
‪所有人 各就各位

504
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,416
‪你没必要让他这样吊着你

505
00:28:30,416 --> 00:28:31,958
‪我真不敢相信

506
00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:34,416
‪你知道癌症复发了 却没告诉我?

507
00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:37,500
‪我以为我们不会
‪再对彼此隐瞒任何事了

508
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:39,458
‪我以为我们之间不会再有秘密了

509
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:41,375
‪-我是打算告诉你的
‪-什么时候?

510
00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:43,125
‪明天之后

511
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,375
‪可是为什么呢?

512
00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:49,041
‪为什么要独自承受这一切?

513
00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:51,750
‪因为我希望今天的婚礼能够圆满

514
00:28:54,541 --> 00:28:55,625
‪嘿

515
00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:57,708
‪这场婚礼已经很圆满了

516
00:28:58,291 --> 00:29:00,583
‪因为我要娶你呀

517
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,416
‪我只想拥有这么一个日子

518
00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:07,333
‪在这个日子里 没有人同情可怜我

519
00:29:08,666 --> 00:29:12,208
‪在这个日子里 我可以假装一切都好

520
00:29:13,291 --> 00:29:17,750
‪也许我就是觉得
‪只要不告诉你 复发的事就不是真的

521
00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:27,750
‪天啊 我真不想出去

522
00:29:29,291 --> 00:29:31,708
‪我就想永远跟你一起躲在这里

523
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:34,166
‪嘿

524
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:42,208
‪无论任何时候
‪如果你感觉不舒服 或者...撑不住了

525
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,625
‪就牵着我的手 好吗?

526
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:48,458
‪-我们一起扛过去
‪-好

527
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,833
‪嘿!婚礼前不准偷情 你们两个

528
00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:02,916
‪-怎么了?
‪-没什么

529
00:30:02,916 --> 00:30:05,541
‪只是这一天我等太久了

530
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:07,416
‪我太激动了

531
00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:10,208
‪是啊 等到婚礼上再激动吧
‪罗密欧 到外面去

532
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,375
‪大伙儿都等着派对开场呢

533
00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:14,083
‪吃吧

534
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:20,166
‪好的 搞定

535
00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,541
‪我有东西给你

536
00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:31,375
‪感觉有点怪怪的 我要嫁的是强尼呀

537
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:37,375
‪这是新娘子要戴的好运物件
‪“一点旧、一点新、一点借、一点蓝”

538
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,541
‪天呐 你还保留着

539
00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:49,125
‪当然啦 这是爱我的人
‪送给我的唯一一件珠宝

540
00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,625
‪所以我就借给你吧

541
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,916
‪谢谢 我很喜欢

542
00:30:53,916 --> 00:30:57,625
‪现在你有借来的蓝色老物件了

543
00:30:57,625 --> 00:31:00,666
‪还需要一样...新的东西

544
00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:03,416
‪这是什么?

545
00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:04,875
‪一份行程

546
00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:09,500
‪我筹划了旅行
‪我们一起去巴黎庆祝你康复

547
00:31:10,291 --> 00:31:12,458
‪我们还没一起去过巴黎呢 穆拉基

548
00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:14,166
‪这是属于我们的蜜月旅行

549
00:31:16,083 --> 00:31:21,291
‪谢谢你...为我准备这个 为我做的一切

550
00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:23,416
‪谢谢你做我最好的朋友

551
00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:28,125
‪好啦

552
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:34,375
‪我们走吧 朱丽叶 外面有位丈夫
‪还等着让你成为他的妻子呢

553
00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:37,833
‪圣人的手本就准许信徒触碰

554
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:40,458
‪掌心的密合就等于亲吻

555
00:31:40,458 --> 00:31:42,458
‪圣人和信徒不也有嘴唇吗?

556
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:45,500
‪哦 信徒们的嘴唇只用来祷告

557
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,875
‪哦 那亲爱的圣人
‪就让嘴唇也学学握手

558
00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:54,125
‪求求你答应了吧
‪以免信仰转化为惆怅

559
00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:56,666
‪别信他的花言巧语 宝贝

560
00:31:58,625 --> 00:31:59,666
‪她是不是很棒?

561
00:32:03,166 --> 00:32:05,583
‪圣人是不会主动的
‪哪怕对信徒有求必应

562
00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:07,541
‪那我便亲自求领

563
00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:13,375
‪别跟我女儿舌吻 不要 不行

564
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,208
‪于是...你的唇

565
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:21,333
‪你的唇已将我的罪过洗净了

566
00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:25,500
‪那个...

567
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:30,416
‪那我的嘴唇岂非沾上了你的罪过?

568
00:32:32,666 --> 00:32:35,875
‪哦 让你的嘴唇沾染罪过...
‪多么甜蜜的指摘...

569
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:43,000
‪-要我再把你的罪过归还吗?
‪-对 把我的罪过还给我

570
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,583
‪哇 这小子真饥渴

571
00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:50,666
‪这么多人看着呢 真不害臊

572
00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:52,000
‪别闹了!

573
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,541
‪你对亲吻真在行

574
00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:58,166
‪-女士...
‪-天啊!

575
00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:01,125
‪金姆 看看你

576
00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:04,416
‪您母亲有话要说

577
00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,833
‪对 我确实有话要说

578
00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:11,458
‪真精彩

579
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,291
‪她把整场戏搞砸了 我们像白痴一样

580
00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:16,583
‪没她捣乱你也像个白痴!
‪连两句台词都没法连贯念完

581
00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:19,583
‪我妈带克劳德去喝咖啡了
‪好让她在中场休息时清醒一下

582
00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:21,375
‪-就该把她赶出去...
‪-同学们!

583
00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:26,000
‪首演之夜的情绪通常都很高涨
‪但要记住 我们是一个集体

584
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,916
‪某人的妈妈喝醉了
‪在首演之夜对着台上大喊大叫?

585
00:33:28,916 --> 00:33:31,041
‪她没喝醉 她吃了迷幻蘑菇

586
00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:33,625
‪简直荒谬 我不要再回去演了

587
00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:35,708
‪库珀 冷静 去走一走散散心吧

588
00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:37,791
‪对 去打个飞机散心吧 自慰狂魔!

589
00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:40,166
‪天啊 闭嘴吧!自以为是的家伙

590
00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:42,500
‪-你就是个懦夫
‪-你去死吧!

591
00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:49,166
‪有本事你去告诉你的舞伴

592
00:33:49,166 --> 00:33:51,833
‪你是怎么在大晚上
‪溜进凯特的房间对她动手动脚

593
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:54,000
‪然后又假装不认识她的呀

594
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,166
‪因为你认为她配不上你
‪但其实是你配不上她!

595
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,666
‪那根本不是...

596
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:06,791
‪我和穆拉基?

597
00:34:07,541 --> 00:34:08,583
‪我们不是...

598
00:34:14,166 --> 00:34:16,166
‪你跟你那妈妈一样 就是个疯婆娘

599
00:34:17,875 --> 00:34:19,583
‪而你就是个骗子

600
00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:25,833
‪-我不用在这里听你废话
‪-孩子们 我们晚点再讨论这事

601
00:34:25,833 --> 00:34:27,125
‪演出必须继续

602
00:34:27,791 --> 00:34:28,708
‪不

603
00:34:29,958 --> 00:34:33,375
‪韦弗利老师 我从一开始
‪就不想演这出愚蠢的戏码 去它的吧

604
00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:38,125
‪-库珀 你要去哪儿?
‪-嘿 库珀

605
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,541
‪我觉得她冷静下来了

606
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,125
‪你为什么要那么做?
‪我们最终会公开的

607
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,916
‪你值得跟从一开始
‪就没打算隐瞒的人在一起

608
00:34:50,916 --> 00:34:55,125
‪好吧 库珀不干了 备用计划开启

609
00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:58,166
‪-我们没有替补
‪-你要演罗密欧吗?

610
00:34:58,875 --> 00:35:00,500
‪不 你来演

611
00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:03,083
‪我是女的呀 没法演

612
00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,291
‪只有你熟记所有台词

613
00:35:05,291 --> 00:35:08,208
‪在莎翁的年代
‪所有女性角色都是由男人演绎的

614
00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:09,291
‪我们这是异曲同工

615
00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:10,750
‪我相信你 凯特

616
00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:15,166
‪这一定会是传奇大戏

617
00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:18,875
‪好了吗 凯凯熊?

618
00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:21,250
‪来吧

619
00:35:52,708 --> 00:35:53,666
‪谢谢你 先生

620
00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:00,541
‪各位亲朋好友

621
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,791
‪我们今天聚集在此

622
00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:08,750
‪参加凯瑟琳和西奥多神圣的婚...

623
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:11,916
‪是强尼 或者小强 叫我强纳森也行

624
00:36:13,166 --> 00:36:15,916
‪我是说凯瑟琳和强尼

625
00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:18,916
‪我们今天聚集在此 参加凯瑟琳和...

626
00:36:18,916 --> 00:36:22,875
‪-强尼
‪-...强尼的婚礼

627
00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:27,041
‪对不起 神父
‪我想说几句话 很快就好

628
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:29,541
‪我明白

629
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:34,791
‪你们收到的是另一场婚礼的邀请
‪而现在新郎换了人

630
00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:36,375
‪感觉很奇怪

631
00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:41,041
‪所有餐巾上原本写的都是“T”
‪我们不久前才刚改写成“J”

632
00:36:41,041 --> 00:36:42,000
‪慢着 是这样吗?

633
00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:47,041
‪因为 对 两周以前
‪我还是西奥的未婚妻

634
00:36:47,041 --> 00:36:51,958
‪而今天 我却要嫁给强尼
‪这一切都有点...不太寻常

635
00:36:53,916 --> 00:36:57,041
‪了解我的人和爱我的人都知道

636
00:36:58,166 --> 00:37:00,875
‪从第一眼看见他的那一刻起

637
00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:04,500
‪我就一直深爱着这个男人

638
00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:08,083
‪我们分开过吗?是的 我们分开过

639
00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:11,083
‪我曾短暂地跟另一个男人订婚吗?

640
00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:15,708
‪是的 可那段插曲
‪会让这场婚礼成为一个笑话吗?

641
00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:16,625
‪也许会吧

642
00:37:17,833 --> 00:37:22,333
‪但我只想当着上帝和我父母的面

643
00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:25,333
‪当着从各地赶来参加婚礼的亲戚们说

644
00:37:25,958 --> 00:37:28,958
‪强尼莱恩就是我命中注定的另一半

645
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:31,791
‪所以我现在要嫁给他

646
00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:34,041
‪如果有人有任何异议

647
00:37:34,041 --> 00:37:37,375
‪不妨现在直说
‪否则就给我永远闭上你们的嘴

648
00:37:43,958 --> 00:37:44,791
‪有人吗?

649
00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:46,583
‪我想大家都没话说

650
00:37:46,583 --> 00:37:47,583
‪很好

651
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,250
‪请您继续吧 神父

652
00:37:51,291 --> 00:37:52,500
‪我真为你骄傲

653
00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:16,375
‪罗密欧蒙塔古的角色
‪现在改由凯特穆拉基出演

654
00:38:16,375 --> 00:38:17,750
‪什么?

655
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,416
‪我们还有再会之日吗?

656
00:38:27,416 --> 00:38:28,583
‪一定有的

657
00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:33,833
‪现在这一切悲伤痛苦
‪到将来便都是甜蜜的回忆

658
00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:36,416
‪上帝啊 我真是不祥之身

659
00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:41,083
‪眼前的你如此消沉
‪犹如坟冢下的死尸

660
00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:42,958
‪你的面容如此苍白
‪除非是我两眼昏花

661
00:38:42,958 --> 00:38:45,541
‪相信我 爱人 在我眼中你也一样

662
00:38:45,541 --> 00:38:47,916
‪枯涸的悲伤会吸食我们的血液

663
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,625
‪再会了!

664
00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:53,583
‪好了

665
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,500
‪谢谢

666
00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:11,125
‪想象一下 在80年代初

667
00:39:11,708 --> 00:39:14,291
‪一间烟雾缭绕的新闻编辑室里

668
00:39:14,291 --> 00:39:20,083
‪一个怀揣梦想的漂亮姑娘
‪她有水汪汪的大眼睛和浓密的刘海

669
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:27,791
‪她邂逅了一名高个子的暴躁澳洲小伙
‪他理了一个糟糕的发型

670
00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:31,875
‪不 我是说真的 他当时
‪活像是人猿泰山 这不是夸赞哦

671
00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:33,625
‪-没那么糟啦
‪-我觉得很性感啊

672
00:39:33,625 --> 00:39:37,583
‪然而冥冥中
‪尽管男女主角的时尚品位令人堪忧

673
00:39:38,958 --> 00:39:40,666
‪一段爱情故事就此展开了

674
00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:43,916
‪这完全是我的功劳

675
00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:46,916
‪我当时就是女版的路易斯莱恩

676
00:39:46,916 --> 00:39:50,791
‪拥有一头杰奎琳史密斯式的飘逸秀发
‪是我介绍他们认识的

677
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,291
‪但那不重要

678
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:56,750
‪诸位大多都知道
‪这是强尼和凯特的第二场婚礼

679
00:39:57,333 --> 00:40:01,750
‪而且幸运的是 这并非那种已婚夫妇
‪废话连篇的续誓仪式

680
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:03,875
‪这是真正的婚礼

681
00:40:04,541 --> 00:40:11,291
‪他们历经艰难才一路走来这里
‪这条路上布满了荆棘

682
00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:15,416
‪也铺满了爱和希望

683
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,541
‪但亦不乏痛苦和失望

684
00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:22,833
‪一个美丽迷人的女儿

685
00:40:24,416 --> 00:40:28,333
‪一次离婚
‪一场在伊拉克死里逃生的经历

686
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:31,000
‪以及重修旧好

687
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:35,750
‪然后...疾病来袭

688
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:39,250
‪终于 谢天谢地 她康复了

689
00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:43,750
‪这一切令这场喜事倍加甜蜜

690
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,708
‪因为他们靠努力赢得了此刻的幸福
‪也必将格外珍惜

691
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
‪再一次 都是我的功劳

692
00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:54,333
‪不客气

693
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:58,291
‪凯特和强尼准备了各自的誓言

694
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,916
‪我...写下了

695
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:08,625
‪我之所以...爱你的原因

696
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:12,125
‪各种各样的原因

697
00:41:12,125 --> 00:41:17,875
‪但当我站在这里
‪它们仿佛都成了...一堆谎言

698
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:20,375
‪好吧

699
00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:21,916
‪不错的开端 穆拉基

700
00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:26,541
‪事实是

701
00:41:27,791 --> 00:41:29,916
‪我不知道为什么每当你看向我

702
00:41:30,666 --> 00:41:34,000
‪我都会心如鹿撞 只有你
‪能给我这种感觉 到现在依然如此

703
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:38,583
‪为什么你是我唯一想嫁的人
‪更别说还嫁了两次

704
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:42,375
‪为什么每一个艰难的日子
‪只要有你 就感觉一切都值得

705
00:41:43,291 --> 00:41:46,666
‪只要你陪伴在旁
‪就能舒缓我的痛苦和恐惧

706
00:41:48,958 --> 00:41:53,250
‪我也不知道为什么
‪连你跑步后的汗味都能让我感到平静

707
00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:55,250
‪我只知道这是事实

708
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,250
‪我不知道为什么你总能让我开怀大笑

709
00:41:58,250 --> 00:42:02,041
‪我只知道只要跟你在一起
‪笑容就不会从我的脸上消失

710
00:42:04,208 --> 00:42:06,166
‪我不知道我为什么爱你 强尼莱恩

711
00:42:07,833 --> 00:42:09,166
‪我只知道我真的爱你

712
00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:16,000
‪从过去到现在...直到永远

713
00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:22,791
‪说得真好 穆拉基

714
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,708
‪你可要加把劲喽 强尼莱恩

715
00:42:27,416 --> 00:42:30,375
‪好吧 其实我也没写什么稿子

716
00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:33,500
‪但我确实准备了点东西

717
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:36,541
‪玛拉 马特 请你们帮帮忙

718
00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:38,666
‪抱歉 是他逼我这么干的

719
00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,666
‪-什么情况?
‪-我不知道

720
00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:55,375
‪白昼 新的一天来临

721
00:42:56,916 --> 00:42:59,708
‪快乐的人们掠过身边

722
00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:03,250
‪那些眼神

723
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:05,333
‪唤起过往

724
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,541
‪如今方知

725
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:11,208
‪你是我快乐的源泉 穆拉基

726
00:43:11,208 --> 00:43:15,625
‪你来到我身边 为我付出不求回报

727
00:43:16,375 --> 00:43:20,541
‪而我却让你走远 穆拉基

728
00:43:20,541 --> 00:43:24,291
‪只要你一个吻 就能让我停止颤抖

729
00:43:25,125 --> 00:43:29,458
‪我真的需要你 穆拉基

730
00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:40,333
‪我们伫立在时光的边缘

731
00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:44,666
‪当爱情属于我时 我却走远

732
00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:49,958
‪去艰难追寻征服世界

733
00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:53,916
‪如今我心在哭泣 生活曲不成调

734
00:43:53,916 --> 00:43:56,291
‪穆拉基

735
00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:59,791
‪你来到我身边 为我付出不求回报

736
00:44:00,541 --> 00:44:02,666
‪而我却让你走远

737
00:44:02,666 --> 00:44:04,541
‪穆拉基

738
00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:08,583
‪只要你一个吻 就能让我停止颤抖

739
00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:14,666
‪我真的需要你 穆拉基

740
00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:25,708
‪我们结婚吧

741
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:36,583
‪好吧 看来曼尼洛写的歌
‪为我们做了见证

742
00:44:37,666 --> 00:44:39,041
‪我在此宣布二位结为夫妇

743
00:44:39,041 --> 00:44:40,416
‪新郎新娘可以接吻了

744
00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:10,750
‪去吧 姑娘!

745
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:33,208
‪来吧 苦味的舵手

746
00:45:33,708 --> 00:45:35,958
‪来吧 末路的向导

747
00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:41,250
‪我已心如死灰
‪请带领这副疲惫不堪的躯壳

748
00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:43,583
‪去往来世的彼岸吧!

749
00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:46,083
‪敬我的爱人!

750
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:53,000
‪哦 药商没有骗我

751
00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,583
‪药性发作很快

752
00:45:56,708 --> 00:45:58,583
‪就这样 在亲吻之后

753
00:46:02,375 --> 00:46:03,458
‪死去吧

754
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:06,333
‪哇

755
00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:08,166
‪我的罗密欧在哪里?

756
00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:14,291
‪我的真爱手里握着一个杯子?

757
00:46:16,583 --> 00:46:19,291
‪看来是毒药终结了他的生命

758
00:46:19,291 --> 00:46:22,750
‪吝啬鬼 全喝完了
‪不留下一滴给我吗?

759
00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,166
‪我要亲吻你的嘴唇

760
00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:28,375
‪或许这上面还残留着毒液
‪可以让我死去

761
00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:32,166
‪你的嘴唇还是暖的

762
00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:34,833
‪哦 好匕首...

763
00:46:36,833 --> 00:46:38,041
‪让我作为你的刀鞘

764
00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:44,291
‪在我的体内生锈

765
00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:46,416
‪让我死去吧

766
00:46:58,625 --> 00:46:59,625
‪演得太好了

767
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:05,083
‪对!好了 站起来 来吧!

768
00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,458
‪凯凯熊!

769
00:47:09,291 --> 00:47:10,125
‪好样的!

770
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:16,708
‪嘿 塔莉

771
00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:20,416
‪希莱斯特 嘿
‪我正要去厕所呢 香槟喝太多了

772
00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:21,541
‪我想跟你谈谈

773
00:47:21,541 --> 00:47:24,083
‪-稍等一下 我先去趟...
‪-我只是...

774
00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:27,458
‪我就是想说
‪真的很抱歉 害你在婚礼上不自在

775
00:47:27,458 --> 00:47:30,208
‪-没有 没事的
‪-我不该吻你的

776
00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:35,666
‪我一直都有疑虑
‪关于我的...关于我跟丹尼的感情

777
00:47:35,666 --> 00:47:38,875
‪我还把你卷了进来 那真是...

778
00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:43,041
‪丹尼

779
00:47:43,041 --> 00:47:45,333
‪-真对不起 我没有...
‪-你吻了她?

780
00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:47,208
‪我应该...我还是去上厕所吧

781
00:47:47,208 --> 00:47:48,583
‪这件事跟她无关

782
00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:52,916
‪我一直在苦恼...结婚的事

783
00:47:52,916 --> 00:47:54,375
‪是你给我下的最后通牒

784
00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:58,375
‪是我的心理咨询师建议的
‪好让你跟我分手

785
00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:00,791
‪-那样会比较容易...
‪-我要去...

786
00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:01,791
‪...什么的

787
00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:14,875
‪真是史上最棒的婚礼

788
00:48:15,541 --> 00:48:16,958
‪今天很开心

789
00:48:17,625 --> 00:48:20,375
‪-我真有点不想走了
‪-有点?

790
00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:21,833
‪好吧 想听真话吗?

791
00:48:21,833 --> 00:48:24,041
‪如果由我说了算
‪我会把出租车打发走

792
00:48:24,041 --> 00:48:26,958
‪带你上楼 跟你在床上厮混三天

793
00:48:26,958 --> 00:48:28,750
‪就这么办吧 体育播报员

794
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:30,083
‪别引诱我

795
00:48:33,041 --> 00:48:36,375
‪我们还有再会之日吗?

796
00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,916
‪我高中时演过朱丽叶

797
00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:43,958
‪凯特演罗密欧 情况很复杂

798
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:47,291
‪你永远都是这么有趣

799
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,166
‪那现在怎么办?

800
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,416
‪我们回归各自的生活

801
00:48:56,291 --> 00:48:59,750
‪试着忘掉彼此 再一次

802
00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:00,750
‪真可惜

803
00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:06,750
‪你觉得我们有朝一日
‪会在对的时间重逢吗?

804
00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:09,708
‪也许吧 有朝一日

805
00:49:09,708 --> 00:49:11,333
‪但现在

806
00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:13,250
‪你要吻我

807
00:49:14,208 --> 00:49:17,458
‪然后坐上那辆出租车回纽约

808
00:49:18,875 --> 00:49:21,208
‪那感觉不会好受 但我们别无选择

809
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:17,041
‪嘿 你怎么了?

810
00:50:18,166 --> 00:50:19,166
‪没什么

811
00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:28,500
‪天啊

812
00:50:30,416 --> 00:50:31,750
‪癌症复发了 是吗?

813
00:51:03,791 --> 00:51:07,000
‪我当面问过你
‪有没有觉得希莱斯特不太对劲

814
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,166
‪而你说没有

815
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,666
‪我以为我们是朋友

816
00:51:09,666 --> 00:51:10,916
‪我现在没办法说这个

817
00:51:10,916 --> 00:51:13,416
‪不 你永远都没办法 塔莉
‪这就是你的问题

818
00:51:13,416 --> 00:51:14,416
‪我不能

819
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:20,041
‪-你还好吗?你怎么了?
‪-不 我不能

820
00:51:20,541 --> 00:51:22,750
‪-我无法呼吸了
‪-什么?

821
00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:26,000
‪-是凯特!我不能
‪-好了 过来

822
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,416
‪-不 没事的 别这样 过来
‪-住手 不要 我不能...

823
00:51:29,416 --> 00:51:32,750
‪跟我一起呼吸 没事了 放松 有我在

824
00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:35,250
‪有我在 跟我一起保持呼吸 呼吸

825
00:51:36,291 --> 00:51:38,083
‪好

826
00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:39,375
‪就是这样 有我在呢

827
00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:41,708
‪好

828
00:51:41,708 --> 00:51:43,208
‪到如今我才遇见真爱

829
00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:46,166
‪在今晚邂逅绝世佳人

830
00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:47,666
‪穆拉基!

831
00:51:48,708 --> 00:51:49,583
‪别走!

832
00:51:52,333 --> 00:51:53,166
‪对不起

833
00:51:53,166 --> 00:51:55,375
‪好吧 塔莉说得对 我是个混蛋

834
00:51:56,333 --> 00:52:00,250
‪我当时害怕了 觉得很尴尬
‪但我不想失去你

835
00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:01,958
‪我爱你

836
00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:08,041
‪大家听好了
‪凯特穆拉基是我的女朋友

837
00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:11,375
‪听见了吗?
‪凯特穆拉基是我的女朋友!

838
00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:18,583
‪可惜我不是 库珀

839
00:52:20,125 --> 00:52:21,208
‪我从来就不是

840
00:52:22,583 --> 00:52:23,833
‪但我想要你做我女朋友

841
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,833
‪求你了 凯特

842
00:52:28,958 --> 00:52:30,500
‪你愿意做我的舞伴吗?

843
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,791
‪离别是多么甜蜜的悲伤

844
00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:44,375
‪该是我说晚安的时候了...

845
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:45,750
‪还有 去死吧 库珀

846
00:52:46,416 --> 00:52:47,250
‪-再见
‪-对啦!

847
00:52:59,041 --> 00:53:01,166
‪我以后可能再也见不到丹尼了

848
00:53:01,166 --> 00:53:04,625
‪-你一定还会再见到丹尼的
‪-一定会

849
00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:09,416
‪好了

850
00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:11,541
‪我去拿咱俩的行李

851
00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:14,083
‪楼下见哦 老婆

852
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:15,958
‪回见喽 塔莉

853
00:53:16,791 --> 00:53:18,125
‪谢谢你做的一切

854
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:26,166
‪万一丹尼就是我命中注定的唯一呢?

855
00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:29,833
‪你是我命中注定的唯一

856
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:32,916
‪不再是了

857
00:53:32,916 --> 00:53:34,000
‪一直都是

858
00:53:37,958 --> 00:53:38,916
‪最好是这样

859
00:53:40,875 --> 00:53:44,625
‪等你在酒店和强尼做完之后
‪记得打电话给我说晚安

860
00:53:45,541 --> 00:53:46,375
‪好

861
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:51,000
‪爱你哦!

862
00:53:52,958 --> 00:53:54,000
‪我更爱你

863
00:54:25,375 --> 00:54:26,625
‪确定你没事吗?

864
00:54:51,083 --> 00:54:51,916
‪凯特?

865
00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:56,500
‪凯特

866
00:54:59,000 --> 00:54:59,833
‪凯特!

867
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:36,208
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