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{\an8}‪(最好的妳)

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{\an8}‪這是什麼?

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{\an8}‪我心愛的人手中緊緊握著的杯子?

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{\an8}‪原來是毒藥結束了他的生命

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{\an8}‪吝嗇鬼,你把它全部喝完
‪一滴都不留給我嗎?

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{\an8}‪我會親吻你的嘴唇

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{\an8}‪或許唇上還有一點毒藥
‪讓我當藥吃下,然後死亡

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{\an8}‪-你的嘴唇很溫暖
‪-...很溫暖

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{\an8}‪令人快樂的匕首,這是你...

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{\an8}‪哎喲

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{\an8}‪該死,對不起

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{\an8}‪這是你的刀鞘

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{\an8}‪插進來

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{\an8}‪讓我死吧

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{\an8}‪哇,大家,彩排很棒

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{\an8}‪她把匕首掉在我身上

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{\an8}‪你所有台詞都說遲了

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{\an8}‪那不重要

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{\an8}‪那些都不重要

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{\an8}‪沒有戲劇會完全順利

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{\an8}‪但是如果你們感到困惑或者灰心
‪就記住:“表演必須繼續”

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{\an8}‪好了,回家睡覺吧

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{\an8}‪塔莉

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{\an8}‪妳這樣以身作則真好
‪剛才的表演太棒了

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{\an8}‪-庫柏,你真是太棒了
‪-我不覺得是

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{\an8}‪是真的!我有一下子
‪以為你愛上了塔莉

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{\an8}‪那麼看來我是個好演員吧

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{\an8}‪過來

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{\an8}‪-我剛才一直都在想著妳
‪-是嗎?

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{\an8}‪對,妳是我的茱麗葉

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{\an8}‪而你是我的羅密歐

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{\an8}‪很好,因為...

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{\an8}‪我有東西想跟妳說

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{\an8}‪我不知道妳有沒有
‪打算去畢業舞會,但是我...

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{\an8}‪原來你們在這裡

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{\an8}‪你們的服裝也令你們腋下發癢嗎?

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{\an8}‪對,我得快點把它脫下來

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{\an8}‪天啊,庫柏剛才差點
‪就邀請我跟他去畢業舞會了

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{\an8}‪-真的嗎?
‪-對,終於發生這樣的事了

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{\an8}‪也許妳能跟他其中一個朋友去
‪我們可以四人一起約會

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{\an8}‪我不會去畢業舞會

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{\an8}‪那是他們迫我們參加的笨愛情儀式

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{\an8}‪不要這樣了

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{\an8}‪這齣戲沒有令妳投入浪漫的氣氛嗎?

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{\an8}‪沒有,這齣戲是關於青少年做蠢事

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{\an8}‪他們完全是無緣無故地死掉
‪麥樂琪,這是反浪漫的廢話

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{\an8}‪不,他們死是因為
‪愛情是痛苦的,但是很值得

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{\an8}‪妳覺得庫柏和我將來會結婚嗎?

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{\an8}‪我不敢相信我的凱蒂要結婚了

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‪有很多轉瞬即逝的偉大愛情故事

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‪克萊奧帕特拉與馬克安東尼

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‪羅密歐與茱麗葉

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‪西恩潘與瑪丹娜

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‪當然,還有凱蒂麥樂琪和我

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‪我的天啊

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‪她是我的靈魂伴侶

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‪“我的恩惠就像大海一樣無邊無際

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‪我的愛像海一樣深

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‪我給妳越多,我就得到越多

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‪因為兩者都無窮無盡”

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‪沒錯,麥樂琪
‪我還記得我所有的台詞

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‪“她說話了
‪美麗的天使,繼續說話吧”

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‪你們看,她也是還記得台詞

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‪每一個字都記得

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‪現在凱蒂遇到她的羅密歐了

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‪他叫做強尼萊恩

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‪我得說,如果除了我以外
‪有人要娶我的靈魂伴侶

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‪強尼,我很高興是你

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‪但是別忘了

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‪如果你傷害她,我就會殺了你

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‪我知道,好

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‪敬凱蒂和強尼

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‪乾杯

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‪敬凱蒂和強尼

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‪凱蒂,我第一次見到西奧時
‪就已經很喜歡他

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‪真是不敢相信我的妹妹
‪要嫁給英國皇族

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‪我說得對嗎?

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‪怎麼了?她五分鐘前才取消婚約

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‪你們要我重寫演講稿嗎?

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‪-好吧
‪-好了,我認真地說

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‪凱蒂,妳是我認識的人中最無私的

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‪妳堅持對人仁慈和友善

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‪妳願意為自己愛的人付出所有

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‪強尼,你令凱蒂變得前所未有地快樂

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‪我很高興你們找到彼此

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‪你們注定應該在一起

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‪所以,妹妹,這次不要取消婚約

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‪因為我不能再寫一篇演講稿了

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‪-說得好!
‪-對

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‪-乾杯!
‪-尚恩,謝謝

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‪謝謝,你說的話真好

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‪乾杯

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‪好了

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‪他們叫我不要覺得這場婚禮

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‪是比我們已經付錢辦的那一場小

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‪它只是更親密

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‪我說我不在乎婚禮的規模有多大

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‪最重要的是價錢要“親密”一點

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‪-我們還有其他東西要說
‪-對

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‪凱蒂,這是對妳一個人說的

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‪我們為現在的妳感到自豪

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‪如果妳確定這一場婚姻

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‪是妳真正想要的

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‪我們支持妳

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‪但是我們不會再付更多訂金
‪所以如果妳取消...乾杯!

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‪乾杯!

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‪只是一個小考驗

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‪我們會撐過去的

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‪體育主播,牠們總會回到出生地繁殖

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‪-這是牠們的特別之處
‪-不一定

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‪這就是研究的重點
‪有時候牠們只是游來游去

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‪-跟著月亮走?
‪-對,跟著月亮走

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‪-這真的重要嗎?
‪-對

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‪我很困惑,我本來以為
‪他們是在爭論債務上限

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‪本來是的,然後就開始爭論
‪北美洲鮭魚的產卵習性

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‪我先說清楚
‪他們絕對應該永久中止債務上限

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‪-你真是煩人
‪-我煩人?妳有見過妳自己嗎?

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‪-有,問題是你
‪-我煩人?妳是五歲小孩嗎?

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‪-不要附和他
‪-我不是附和他,我根本沒有...

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‪如果妳繼續跟丹尼調情
‪瑟萊絲就會翻過餐桌

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‪用貴價銀器刺妳

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‪別傻了,我能打贏她
‪而且妳也知道她很愛我

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‪真的

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‪那個...

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‪外婆說伴娘要負責敬酒

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‪我不會在明天的婚禮上
‪在一百個人面前這麼做

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‪所以你們只有這一次機會

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‪好吧

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‪還有,我是為了喝香檳
‪才同意這麼做,所以...

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‪外婆,謝謝妳

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‪-只是一點點
‪-好吧

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‪真有意思

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‪好了

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‪媽媽,爸爸,我知道過去的幾年
‪我們過得很不容易

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‪所以我打算自己找公寓搬出去

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‪-我開玩笑的,我明年上大學
‪-她真聰明

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‪但說真的,這個世界上

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‪我最希望娶我媽媽的人就是你,爸爸

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‪媽媽,沒有人比妳更擅於對付爸爸

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‪而且你們令彼此快樂,這是錦上添花

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‪敬我爸媽白頭偕老

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‪-親愛的,謝謝,妳說得太美妙了
‪-乾杯!

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‪-乾杯
‪-謝謝

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‪敬白頭偕老!

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‪乾杯

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‪-我馬上回來
‪-好

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‪好,不是,味道不錯,我喜歡

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‪不用了,派對已經結束
‪妳不用幫忙收拾

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‪鄰居就是應該這麼做的

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‪而且,我有件事想跟妳私下談談

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‪妳知道丹尼和我
‪只是喜歡互相開玩笑吧?

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‪我的意思是,他就像我的討厭哥哥
‪這不代表什麼

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‪是妳在1980年代
‪睡過很多次的討厭哥哥

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‪我跟妳保證,那已成歷史

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‪我知道,我不是要說這件事

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‪其實是,自從我們訂婚之後

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‪我感覺很困惑

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‪或者可能是有一點沒安全感
‪我不知道

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‪沒安全感?

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‪妳見過自己嗎?

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‪妳是前任模特兒
‪常春藤聯盟大學畢業生

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‪現在自己經營整間體育公關公司

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‪妳完全就是完美的夢中情人

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‪我覺得就算有人要沒安全感
‪也會是丹尼吧

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‪-哇
‪-天啊,該死

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‪真的很抱歉

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‪我不是故意的

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‪我是說,我是故意,但不是故意的
‪我不知道我在說什麼或者在做什麼

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‪對不起

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‪也許別告訴丹尼吧,我會跟他談

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‪-好
‪-對不起

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‪好吧

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‪塔莉,妳可以接電話嗎?

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‪這裡是凱蒂的幸福愛巢

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‪塔露拉蘿絲

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‪丹尼?

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‪-妳好嗎?
‪-自從你去年搬到紐約之後?

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‪-很不錯,你為什麼打給我?
‪-妳真喜歡直接說重點

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‪你去了“豪華城”之後就沒有再聯絡我

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‪我回來了,會在城裡待大概24小時
‪我要採訪伯尼比克斯達夫

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‪伯特拉夫?

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‪比克斯達夫!是超音速隊的主教練

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‪總之,我在訪問之後有空
‪妳會想跟我見面嗎?

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‪可惡的體育主播阿丹

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‪過了這麼多個月還是這麼瘋狂

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‪怎麼樣?妳有興趣出來見面嗎?

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‪-有興趣
‪-太好了!

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‪但是我來不了

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‪-妳有約會嗎?
‪-有就好了

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‪是凱蒂和強尼的婚禮

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‪既然妳沒有約人...妳想要約我嗎?

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‪我的天啊!妳不會相信
‪剛才發生了什麼事

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‪不對,妳才是不會相信
‪他們送錯餐巾了!

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‪-所以呢?
‪-這些是我跟西奧訂的

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‪所以上面寫著“凱蒂西奧”
‪而不是“凱蒂強尼”

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‪該死

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‪不只這樣,妳看看這個

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‪-怎麼會...
‪-看起來跟西奧一模一樣?

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‪真是怪異

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‪這是一場他媽的惡夢
‪我幾個星期前已經更改訂單

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‪妳應該從別的地方買的

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‪我爸媽堅持要在這裡買,因為有折扣

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‪現在一切都毀了,來不及補救了

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‪不是的

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‪我們用這黑色馬克筆
‪把所有的“西奧”改成“強尼”

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‪然後把小西奧的紅色頭髮塗黑

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‪看看他,他在嘲笑我

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‪就像昨晚大家在敬酒時一樣譏諷我

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‪沒有人譏諷妳

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‪-只是情況很好笑
‪-不好笑,我被詛咒了

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‪因為我出軌,他沒了一顆睪丸
‪這是給我的懲罰

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‪-我整場婚姻都被詛咒了
‪-好了,冷靜下來

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‪我們可以解決這個問題

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‪沒錯,道具可能出錯了
‪但是表演必須繼續

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‪還有幾個小時,其他人才會來到

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‪我們開始改掉人名吧

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‪好

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‪-時間快到了,妳緊張嗎?
‪-不

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‪我是說,可能有一點吧

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‪我不想忘記台詞,令所有觀眾取笑我

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‪然後人們高二整年都在談論

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‪-然後高三一整年也是,畢業之後也...
‪-塔莉,冷靜下來

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‪如果妳忘了台詞,就看我吧

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‪我幾乎不會上台,所以我會在舞台側

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‪我記得台詞的每一個字

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‪我會幫妳

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‪我保證我不會讓妳失敗

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‪謝謝妳,寶貝

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‪那麼妳呢,妳緊張嗎?

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‪一點點,但是...當我緊張的時候

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‪我去想其他東西,就會好一點

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‪妳會想什麼?
‪妳想像庫柏裸體的樣子嗎?

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‪不是,我想像...

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‪這很蠢,妳會笑我的

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‪不,告訴我吧,我保證我不會笑
‪妳可以告訴我的

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‪好吧

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‪我想像戲劇結束

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‪當然,表演非常成功

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‪-觀眾向妳擲玫瑰花
‪-當然了

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‪然後庫柏站到舞台邊緣
‪說他有事情要宣佈

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‪大家靜一下,我有事情要宣布

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‪凱蒂麥樂琪,妳可以出來一下嗎?

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‪我整輩子都記得

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‪冰冷的雨降下

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‪一個男人的影子

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‪透過窗戶看到的臉

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‪在晚上哭泣

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‪黑夜變為白天

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‪又是新的一天

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‪快樂的人在我身邊走過

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‪我看著他們的眼睛

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‪我看到了回憶

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‪我從來沒有發現

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‪妳讓我多開心

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‪噢,曼迪

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‪妳來到我身邊,無私奉獻

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‪但是我把妳送走

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‪噢,曼迪

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‪妳親吻我,讓我不再顫抖

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‪我今天需要妳

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‪噢,曼迪

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‪他就是這樣邀請我跟他去畢業舞會

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‪他為什麼要唱《曼迪》?妳叫凱蒂

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‪誰在乎?那是史上最浪漫的歌

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‪隨便吧,我說過了,這很蠢

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‪一點都不蠢

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‪很可愛,我只是...我不希望妳受傷

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‪我知道妳不喜歡庫柏
‪但是妳不會相信他有多浪漫的

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‪幾天前,他說我是他的茱麗葉

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‪羅密歐不覺得跟茱麗葉交往很丟臉

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‪庫柏不覺得丟臉
‪他差點就邀請我跟他去畢業舞會了

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‪女孩們,快點,我們該走了!

273
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‪天啊,我們來了
‪妳要跟我們還是克蘿一起坐車?

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‪-克蘿不會來
‪-真的嗎?

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‪我上個星期跟她說過了
‪但是到了今天早上,她已經忘了

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‪我不打算提醒她

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‪塔莉,我真替妳難過

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‪-去他的,我不在乎
‪-妳可以跟我們一起坐車去

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‪嘿,寶貝,麥樂琪一家說
‪我們可以坐他們的旅行車一起去

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‪妳真的要來嗎?

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‪我才不會錯過我女兒主演的第一齣戲

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‪-來吧,凱蒂寶貝,我們走吧
‪-一定會很棒

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‪就是嘛,不過我有點緊張

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‪對,我也是,因為我剛才
‪嗑了一堆迷幻磨菇,所以很嗨

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‪不要跟任何人說

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‪我很震驚,但大概不意外

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‪-我不敢相信她親了妳
‪-我相信,我一直覺得她有某種感覺

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‪妳知道我一直說瑟萊絲很愛我吧?
‪原來是真的

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‪-我還是不敢相信
‪-妳為什麼一直這麼說?

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‪妳覺得我不能得到
‪像瑟萊絲這樣的女孩嗎?

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‪不是,她跟別人訂婚了
‪是妳愛的那個男人

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‪我才不愛他

293
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:09,708
‪好吧,也許我有一點愛他

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00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:12,333
‪問題是我要怎麼跟丹尼說?

295
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:13,875
‪我一定要告訴他,對吧?

296
00:16:14,541 --> 00:16:17,166
‪如果我不跟他說這樣的事
‪我還算什麼朋友?

297
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,291
‪但是她叫我別告訴他

298
00:16:20,625 --> 00:16:25,458
‪其實應該是由她說的
‪她是他的未婚妻,而且我不想說

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00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,333
‪那麼就別說,讓這件事沉澱一下

300
00:16:29,875 --> 00:16:33,791
‪但是她在這段時間會越來越愛我
‪妳真的覺得這樣做明智嗎?

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‪我只是說,不管妳決定怎麼做
‪妳可以明天才做嗎?

302
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:42,833
‪他們不會今天結婚
‪但妳知道誰會嗎?

303
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‪對,妳說得對

304
00:16:44,375 --> 00:16:49,500
‪我會保持冷靜,迴避他們兩個

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‪好,好主意

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‪說到冷...

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‪我超級想吃樓下那些
‪黃瓜奶油乳酪冷三明治

308
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‪噢!這個我做得到

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‪塔莉,謝謝妳

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‪好了,一切都準備好了嗎?那個大...

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‪-妳知道吧?
‪-準備好,但是現在退縮還來得及

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‪為什麼要退縮?

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00:17:34,375 --> 00:17:35,791
‪-我不會退縮
‪-沒有人要退縮

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‪因為大家都會很丟臉
‪尤其是你,爸爸

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‪-不對,大家都會很喜歡
‪-我不會

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‪這會很棒的

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‪好了,看來一切都準備就緒了

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‪該死

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‪-我忘了帶指南針
‪-指南針?

320
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‪-我有一個
‪-沒關係,我馬上回來

321
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,041
‪你帶著指南針?

322
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:56,958
‪一直帶著

323
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,541
‪不,沒關係的,我再找別的地方

324
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:05,875
‪你還沒有穿好衣服,是有原因的嗎?

325
00:18:05,875 --> 00:18:08,791
‪廁所和凱蒂的房間都有人,所以...

326
00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:11,666
‪那麼就用我的房間吧
‪萊恩,打起精神來

327
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‪過來!

328
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:25,625
‪-天啊,你見到我真的很開心
‪-是妳向我衝過來的

329
00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:27,166
‪我把你認錯是其他人了

330
00:18:27,708 --> 00:18:32,083
‪我在10點就會變成南瓜
‪那時候我就得去機場了

331
00:18:32,083 --> 00:18:35,041
‪沒關係,反正我也不打算跟你上床

332
00:18:35,041 --> 00:18:37,833
‪我覺得我們絕對有時間上床

333
00:18:38,708 --> 00:18:41,791
‪如果我沒有記錯,那裡就有一間臥室

334
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:43,458
‪-那是廁所
‪-我們會想到辦法的

335
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:46,208
‪-閉嘴,我要幫凱蒂換衣服
‪-好吧

336
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,791
‪-但是首先,我們來喝一杯吧
‪-好

337
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:56,250
‪嗨,妳怎麼這麼急?

338
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,916
‪新娘馬上就需要
‪黃瓜蒔蘿迷你三明治

339
00:18:59,916 --> 00:19:03,041
‪對,我也推薦鮭魚烤麵包

340
00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,125
‪你不是要重新開始辯論鮭魚吧?

341
00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:08,625
‪不,絕對不是
‪聽著,妳有跟瑟萊絲談過嗎?

342
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:09,750
‪-瑟萊絲?
‪-對

343
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,291
‪沒有,為什麼?
‪我幹嘛要跟瑟萊絲談?

344
00:19:12,291 --> 00:19:13,833
‪真是個奇怪的問題

345
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:19,125
‪我知道,只是...感覺有點不對勁
‪妳可能也會注意到

346
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:21,500
‪-我想我不會...
‪-可能是我的問題

347
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,708
‪妳有沒有試過覺得人生就像一輛車

348
00:19:24,541 --> 00:19:26,750
‪而控制方向盤的是其他人?

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00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,416
‪-我通常不會
‪-我最近常常有這種感覺

350
00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:31,500
‪只是我甚至不是坐在前座

351
00:19:32,333 --> 00:19:33,875
‪我被鎖在後車廂

352
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,250
‪我連我在去哪裡都不知道
‪妳明白嗎?

353
00:19:36,250 --> 00:19:39,833
‪兄弟,你知道怎麼著,你做得到的
‪我拿這些零食給新娘

354
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:40,875
‪好

355
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:42,958
‪-嘿
‪-我就...

356
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:49,500
‪-哇,塔露拉,妳怎麼這麼急?
‪-我要拿零食給凱蒂

357
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:51,250
‪妳在逃離那對幸福的情侶嗎?

358
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:53,250
‪-什麼?
‪-因為妳愛上了體育主播?

359
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,791
‪-很明顯
‪-不,我不是

360
00:19:54,791 --> 00:19:56,583
‪但那不是什麼新鮮事

361
00:19:58,166 --> 00:19:59,250
‪所以有什麼新鮮事?

362
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,500
‪沒什麼

363
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,666
‪沒有什麼新鮮事

364
00:20:03,541 --> 00:20:06,291
‪我的天啊
‪妳跟他的未婚妻上床了,對吧?

365
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,416
‪什麼?

366
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,916
‪-不,我沒有!
‪-妳跟她做了些什麼

367
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:13,375
‪不,我沒有
‪還有,妳是怎麼猜到的?

368
00:20:13,375 --> 00:20:15,916
‪因為我會判讀性愛氛圍
‪塔露拉,妳知道的

369
00:20:15,916 --> 00:20:17,208
‪我不想知道,但沒錯

370
00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:19,708
‪-怎麼了,妳為什麼要逃跑?
‪-妳是認真的嗎?

371
00:20:19,708 --> 00:20:22,416
‪妳知道他也愛妳吧?

372
00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:24,416
‪我不知道

373
00:20:24,416 --> 00:20:26,458
‪挺明顯的

374
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:30,083
‪我覺得這種情況
‪有一個很簡單的解決方法

375
00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,708
‪你們有考慮過三個一起嗎?

376
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,125
‪-什麼?沒有
‪-什麼?

377
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:39,750
‪那是很美麗的表達愛意的方法
‪我做過很多次了

378
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:42,333
‪而且實話實說吧
‪她是個很美麗的女人

379
00:20:43,083 --> 00:20:45,666
‪所以妳應該...考慮一下

380
00:20:45,666 --> 00:20:48,250
‪聽媽媽的話很重要

381
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:51,291
‪作為閨蜜時刻的開場白

382
00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:54,250
‪我想要先給我的女兒一些建議

383
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:58,000
‪婚姻的秘訣就是要神秘

384
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:03,125
‪巴德從來沒有,也永遠不會
‪看到我不畫眉的樣子

385
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:05,791
‪但是我不畫眉,所以...

386
00:21:05,791 --> 00:21:09,500
‪這是個比喻,妳必須維持某些假象

387
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:14,250
‪你們的關係不會永遠
‪都像現在一樣刺激,尤其是因為...

388
00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:17,041
‪因為什麼?

389
00:21:17,625 --> 00:21:19,333
‪妳經歷情傷不久

390
00:21:19,333 --> 00:21:20,875
‪沒錯,有道理

391
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:23,333
‪什麼?但是強尼不是我的備胎

392
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:26,083
‪-嚴格來說...
‪-誰是強尼?

393
00:21:26,083 --> 00:21:27,375
‪他是她的未婚夫

394
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:30,041
‪我以為他叫西奧

395
00:21:30,041 --> 00:21:32,333
‪本來是的,但是她改變心意了

396
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:35,958
‪好了,強尼不是我的備胎
‪西奧才是我跟強尼分手後的備胎

397
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:39,291
‪如果我是跟本來那個人複合
‪那不算是備胎

398
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:41,458
‪我覺得那是灰色地帶

399
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,083
‪也可能不是,不是的

400
00:21:44,958 --> 00:21:48,541
‪我就認為強尼更適合凱蒂

401
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,500
‪謝謝

402
00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:53,958
‪-我不信任紅髮的男人
‪-那不是...我喜歡他的紅頭髮

403
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:55,875
‪他只是不是最適合我的人

404
00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:59,500
‪我可以證實,她說得對
‪西奧太不適合她了

405
00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:05,666
‪就像以慢鏡頭觀看
‪你無法阻止的災難發生

406
00:22:06,791 --> 00:22:08,333
‪但是你知道不會有好結局

407
00:22:08,333 --> 00:22:09,958
‪我以為妳喜歡西奧

408
00:22:09,958 --> 00:22:15,250
‪我猜我是的
‪我主要只是覺得我應該支持妳

409
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:20,208
‪對,沒錯,我們今天也是一樣
‪這就是我們來到這裡的原因

410
00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,875
‪我們完全支持妳

411
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:24,708
‪沒錯,即使妳這次都取消也沒關係

412
00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:27,833
‪我可以把買給妳和西奧的禮物
‪送給妳和強尼嗎?

413
00:22:27,833 --> 00:22:29,750
‪尚恩和我都是這樣做的

414
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:33,250
‪他覺得可能會帶來厄運
‪但是我不能退貨,所以...

415
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:36,250
‪沒問題的,完全沒問題

416
00:22:36,958 --> 00:22:39,708
‪-我想上廁所
‪-我來幫忙

417
00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:45,958
‪丹尼,瑪姬和我為了看你
‪而安裝了有線電視

418
00:22:45,958 --> 00:22:47,166
‪我是說,那可是ESPN

419
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,833
‪是全世界都會看的

420
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:49,833
‪對

421
00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:51,125
‪比本地新聞厲害多了

422
00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:54,125
‪朋友,你現在完全晉身大聯賽了

423
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,666
‪對,丹尼,你真的很厲害

424
00:22:58,916 --> 00:23:01,583
‪老實說,那些福利很棒

425
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:03,583
‪但是我有時候也會想家

426
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:04,500
‪對

427
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:07,208
‪別這樣了,你是想念塔莉吧?

428
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,583
‪你們真是很棒的一對

429
00:23:10,208 --> 00:23:15,791
‪有時候當你看到兩個人時
‪你會覺得他們在一起是很有道理的

430
00:23:16,291 --> 00:23:17,291
‪正是如此!

431
00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:19,000
‪就像我和凱蒂一樣

432
00:23:21,916 --> 00:23:26,833
‪對,沒錯,強尼,再次恭喜你們
‪我不請自來,真對不起

433
00:23:26,833 --> 00:23:28,875
‪-別傻了,我很高興你來了
‪-其實很好笑

434
00:23:28,875 --> 00:23:33,291
‪幾個星期前
‪凱蒂還是跟另一個男人訂婚了

435
00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:34,791
‪你能相信嗎?

436
00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:40,875
‪失陪一下,我得去看看...彩旗

437
00:23:43,625 --> 00:23:46,083
‪我發誓,如果再有人提起西奧

438
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:50,541
‪我就...應該什麼都不會做
‪但是我受夠了

439
00:23:50,541 --> 00:23:52,083
‪對,誰在乎?去他們的

440
00:23:52,083 --> 00:23:54,541
‪這是妳的婚禮,別讓他們影響妳

441
00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:55,583
‪太遲了

442
00:23:55,583 --> 00:23:58,750
‪我已經聽到所有人
‪在嘲笑我取消原來的婚禮

443
00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:01,208
‪妳知道怎麼著

444
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,583
‪這麼想吧,有兩個男人想要娶妳

445
00:24:05,583 --> 00:24:09,208
‪還要是好男人,優質的人選
‪而妳選了其中最好的一個

446
00:24:09,791 --> 00:24:12,208
‪妳的表親只是嫉妒妳,妳祖母也是

447
00:24:12,208 --> 00:24:14,375
‪我是說,祖父死了,所以...

448
00:24:14,916 --> 00:24:16,375
‪對,不是個好的例子

449
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:20,833
‪但是重點是,麥樂琪,妳贏了!

450
00:24:20,833 --> 00:24:22,750
‪妳不是一個笑話,也不是失敗者

451
00:24:23,583 --> 00:24:25,583
‪沒有人說我是失敗者

452
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:29,375
‪笑著走到聖壇前的是妳

453
00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:32,875
‪今天是妳的大喜之日
‪不要讓任何人毀了它

454
00:24:33,500 --> 00:24:35,125
‪看到丹尼真是一個大驚喜吧?

455
00:24:36,125 --> 00:24:39,916
‪真是典型的丹尼行為
‪就這樣出現,真煩人

456
00:24:39,916 --> 00:24:43,375
‪該死,我已經好久
‪沒有看到妳這麼高興了

457
00:24:43,375 --> 00:24:46,625
‪麥樂琪,我替妳高興,妳要結婚了

458
00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:50,916
‪我的想法是
‪也許妳和丹尼應該考慮...

459
00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:52,000
‪別說了

460
00:24:52,750 --> 00:24:54,791
‪今天只是偶然發生的一次性事件

461
00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:57,958
‪這不是什麼浪漫約會
‪他只是個老朋友

462
00:24:57,958 --> 00:25:01,291
‪我覺得妳和丹尼永遠都不會只是朋友

463
00:25:15,041 --> 00:25:16,625
‪差不多是大事開始的時候了

464
00:25:21,791 --> 00:25:23,583
‪聽著,強尼,我知道我們沒有...

465
00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:26,250
‪我直接說吧

466
00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:28,958
‪我不信任你

467
00:25:30,708 --> 00:25:32,375
‪你已經傷害過我的女兒一次

468
00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:37,083
‪你不知道你們第一次分手
‪對她造成了什麼影響

469
00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:41,750
‪我知道的

470
00:25:43,541 --> 00:25:45,083
‪我也是一樣

471
00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:49,250
‪所以我對你嚴厲是因為我很擔心

472
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,000
‪我很擔心你不打算長久地跟她在一起

473
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,166
‪我是的,巴德

474
00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:55,125
‪我想長久地跟她在一起

475
00:25:55,125 --> 00:25:56,083
‪永遠在一起

476
00:25:57,958 --> 00:25:59,166
‪我哪裡都不會去

477
00:26:00,083 --> 00:26:03,250
‪不過我猜證明自己的唯一方法

478
00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:05,541
‪是隨著時間推移慢慢證明給你看

479
00:26:13,791 --> 00:26:17,291
‪我和瑪姬結婚時
‪她的爸爸把這個給了我

480
00:26:18,791 --> 00:26:20,208
‪他真的是個混蛋

481
00:26:21,750 --> 00:26:25,250
‪他從來沒有接受過我,所以我很意外

482
00:26:27,791 --> 00:26:30,041
‪這個是他從軍的時候留下來的

483
00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:31,541
‪他跟我說...

484
00:26:33,916 --> 00:26:36,541
‪“結婚的路可能會很難走

485
00:26:37,125 --> 00:26:39,625
‪別忘了她是你真正的指路明燈”

486
00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:47,500
‪謝謝你,先生

487
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:48,583
‪孩子,祝你好運

488
00:26:59,541 --> 00:27:00,583
‪凱蒂!

489
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:06,083
‪天啊,妳還好嗎?

490
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:07,500
‪把那些藥遞給我

491
00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,791
‪好,給妳

492
00:27:13,250 --> 00:27:14,375
‪妳還好嗎?

493
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,500
‪盛大演出是時候開始了

494
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:22,291
‪“你的機智苦中帶甜,是最辣的醬汁”

495
00:27:22,291 --> 00:27:24,208
‪不對,那是莫枯修的台詞

496
00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:27,250
‪妳應該在“與甜美的鵝不是絕配嗎?”
‪時回到台上

497
00:27:27,750 --> 00:27:28,625
‪我還沒準備好

498
00:27:28,625 --> 00:27:30,333
‪別擔心,妳做得到的

499
00:27:30,333 --> 00:27:32,375
‪如果我跟妳一樣了解這齣戲就好了

500
00:27:35,291 --> 00:27:36,375
‪庫柏,加油

501
00:27:36,375 --> 00:27:37,500
‪謝謝,麥樂琪

502
00:27:39,500 --> 00:27:42,458
‪昨晚你說你有東西想跟我說

503
00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:45,083
‪我猜你是在說畢業舞會?

504
00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:48,458
‪可惡,我想由我跟妳說的

505
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:51,041
‪-跟我說什麼?
‪-那不真的是約會

506
00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:53,791
‪尼爾要跟珍妮荷頓去
‪所以我要跟蘇西雪曼去

507
00:27:53,791 --> 00:27:55,666
‪我根本不喜歡她

508
00:27:56,958 --> 00:27:58,041
‪但是她們是閨蜜

509
00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:01,541
‪大家都期望我跟啦啦隊員去,所以...

510
00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:04,041
‪對,真的太蠢了

511
00:28:07,750 --> 00:28:09,666
‪我寧願和妳一起,去哪裡都會更好

512
00:28:10,500 --> 00:28:12,416
‪對,謝謝

513
00:28:13,791 --> 00:28:14,875
‪我完全明白

514
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:23,583
‪大家各就各位

515
00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:30,416
‪妳不用接受他丟給妳的碎渣

516
00:28:30,416 --> 00:28:31,958
‪真不敢相信

517
00:28:31,958 --> 00:28:34,416
‪妳知道癌症復發,但是不告訴我?

518
00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:37,500
‪我以為我們不會再向對方隱瞞事情了

519
00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:39,458
‪我以為我們之間再也沒有秘密了

520
00:28:39,458 --> 00:28:41,375
‪-我本來打算跟你說的
‪-什麼時候?

521
00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:43,125
‪明天之後

522
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,375
‪為什麼?

523
00:28:46,208 --> 00:28:49,041
‪為什麼要一個人承受?

524
00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:51,750
‪因為我只是希望今天是完美的

525
00:28:54,541 --> 00:28:55,625
‪嘿

526
00:28:55,625 --> 00:28:57,708
‪今天已經很完美了

527
00:28:58,291 --> 00:29:00,583
‪因為我要跟妳結婚

528
00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:03,416
‪我只想有一天...

529
00:29:04,958 --> 00:29:06,958
‪有一天沒有人可憐我

530
00:29:08,750 --> 00:29:12,208
‪有一天我可以假裝一切都沒事

531
00:29:13,291 --> 00:29:17,750
‪我猜我可能只是以為
‪如果我不告訴你,這件事就不是真的

532
00:29:25,791 --> 00:29:27,458
‪媽的,我不想出去

533
00:29:29,291 --> 00:29:31,291
‪我只想永遠跟你一起躲在這裡

534
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:34,166
‪嘿

535
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:42,208
‪如果妳在任何時候
‪覺得太難承受或者不行了

536
00:29:43,916 --> 00:29:45,625
‪就握住我的手,好嗎?

537
00:29:46,250 --> 00:29:48,416
‪-我們會一起撐過去
‪-好

538
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,833
‪喂,你們兩個!婚禮前不准上床

539
00:30:00,541 --> 00:30:02,916
‪-怎麼了?
‪-沒事

540
00:30:02,916 --> 00:30:05,541
‪我們只是等了這一天很久

541
00:30:06,583 --> 00:30:07,416
‪所以很開心

542
00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:10,208
‪好了,羅密歐
‪留著在典禮上說吧,快點出去

543
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,375
‪大家都在等著派對開始

544
00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:14,083
‪吃了這個吧

545
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:20,166
‪好,弄好了

546
00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,333
‪我有東西要給妳

547
00:30:28,416 --> 00:30:31,375
‪真是尷尬,我要跟強尼結婚

548
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:37,375
‪這是妳的“有舊、有新、有借、有藍”

549
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:44,541
‪天啊,妳還留著這個

550
00:30:44,541 --> 00:30:49,125
‪當然了,這是唯一
‪由愛我的人送給我的珠寶

551
00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,625
‪所以我就借給妳

552
00:30:51,625 --> 00:30:53,916
‪謝謝,我超級喜歡

553
00:30:53,916 --> 00:30:57,583
‪現在妳有舊、有借、有藍了

554
00:30:57,583 --> 00:31:00,666
‪現在妳需要...新的東西

555
00:31:02,458 --> 00:31:03,416
‪這是什麼?

556
00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:04,875
‪這是行程

557
00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:09,500
‪我計劃跟妳一起去巴黎旅行
‪慶祝妳康復

558
00:31:10,291 --> 00:31:12,458
‪麥樂琪,我們從來沒有一起去過巴黎

559
00:31:12,458 --> 00:31:14,166
‪這會是我們的蜜月

560
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:16,958
‪謝謝...

561
00:31:18,583 --> 00:31:21,291
‪謝謝妳給我這個,還有妳做的一切

562
00:31:21,875 --> 00:31:23,416
‪謝謝妳當我的閨蜜

563
00:31:27,333 --> 00:31:28,166
‪好了

564
00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:34,375
‪茱麗葉,我們走吧
‪有個丈夫等著要娶妳為妻

565
00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:37,833
‪聖人的手也容許信徒觸摸

566
00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:40,458
‪手掌接觸手掌便是朝聖者的接吻

567
00:31:40,458 --> 00:31:42,458
‪聖人和朝聖者不是都有嘴唇嗎?

568
00:31:42,458 --> 00:31:45,500
‪對,朝聖者有用來禱告的嘴唇

569
00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:48,875
‪那麼,親愛的聖人
‪就讓嘴唇做雙手做的事吧

570
00:31:49,791 --> 00:31:54,125
‪它們在祈求妳應允
‪不要讓信心變成絕望

571
00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:56,666
‪親愛的,不要相信那甜言蜜語

572
00:31:58,625 --> 00:31:59,666
‪她很棒吧?

573
00:32:03,166 --> 00:32:05,583
‪聖人不會動,但是會應允禱告

574
00:32:05,583 --> 00:32:07,541
‪讓我獲取我禱告所得

575
00:32:08,125 --> 00:32:09,625
‪不要把舌頭伸到我女兒嘴裡

576
00:32:09,625 --> 00:32:13,375
‪不,不要,不

577
00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,208
‪這樣...我的嘴唇

578
00:32:18,625 --> 00:32:21,333
‪這樣,我的嘴唇,透過妳的嘴唇
‪把我的罪洗淨

579
00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:25,500
‪那...

580
00:32:27,500 --> 00:32:30,416
‪那麼我的嘴唇就沾上了你的罪

581
00:32:32,666 --> 00:32:35,875
‪妳嘴唇的罪惡...真是抱怨...

582
00:32:39,333 --> 00:32:43,000
‪-你要我把罪還給你嗎?
‪-對,把我的罪還給我

583
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,583
‪哇,那個男孩慾火中燒呢

584
00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:50,666
‪你們去開房吧!

585
00:32:50,666 --> 00:32:52,000
‪夠了!

586
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,541
‪你真是按規矩接吻呢

587
00:32:55,875 --> 00:32:58,166
‪-夫人...
‪-我的天啊!

588
00:32:58,166 --> 00:33:01,125
‪凱恩,看看妳

589
00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:04,416
‪妳的母親想跟妳說話

590
00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:05,833
‪沒錯,我他媽的想

591
00:33:10,333 --> 00:33:11,458
‪這齣戲真棒

592
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:13,291
‪她搞砸了整齣戲,我們就像白痴

593
00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:16,583
‪就算沒有她,你都是像白痴一樣
‪你幾乎不能連續說對兩句台詞!

594
00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:19,583
‪我媽媽去給克蘿買咖啡
‪讓她在中場休息時清醒過來

595
00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:21,375
‪-他們應該把她趕出去...
‪-大家!

596
00:33:21,375 --> 00:33:23,666
‪首映之夜總是令人情緒高漲

597
00:33:24,208 --> 00:33:26,000
‪但是要記住,我們都在同一條船上

598
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,916
‪首映之夜總是有
‪喝醉的媽媽對著舞台大叫嗎?

599
00:33:28,916 --> 00:33:31,041
‪她沒喝醉,她是嗑了迷幻磨菇

600
00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:33,666
‪這太扯了,我不會回到台上

601
00:33:33,666 --> 00:33:35,208
‪庫柏,冷靜點,散步緩解一下

602
00:33:35,208 --> 00:33:37,791
‪對,去打手槍吧
‪你這個戴護襠的混蛋!

603
00:33:37,791 --> 00:33:40,166
‪天啊,閉嘴!妳真是自以為是

604
00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:42,500
‪-對,而你是個他媽的膽小鬼
‪-去妳的!

605
00:33:47,666 --> 00:33:49,166
‪不如你跟你的畢業舞會女伴說

606
00:33:49,166 --> 00:33:51,833
‪你是怎樣在晚上
‪偷偷溜進凱蒂臥室猥褻她

607
00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:54,000
‪然後假裝你不認識她

608
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:58,166
‪因為你覺得她配不上你
‪但是事實是你配不上她!

609
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:04,666
‪那完全不是...

610
00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:06,791
‪我和麥樂琪?

611
00:34:07,541 --> 00:34:08,583
‪我們不是...

612
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:16,000
‪妳跟妳的瘋媽媽一樣瘋

613
00:34:17,916 --> 00:34:19,583
‪而你是個騙子

614
00:34:21,375 --> 00:34:22,625
‪我不用這樣受氣

615
00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:25,875
‪孩子們,隊友們
‪我們待會再一起解決這個問題

616
00:34:25,875 --> 00:34:27,125
‪表演必須繼續

617
00:34:27,791 --> 00:34:28,625
‪不是

618
00:34:29,958 --> 00:34:32,916
‪韋弗利,我根本
‪從來都不想演這齣笨戲

619
00:34:32,916 --> 00:34:33,958
‪去他的

620
00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:37,916
‪-庫柏,你要去哪裡?
‪-喂,庫柏

621
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,541
‪她好像開始清醒起來了

622
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:48,125
‪妳為什麼要這樣做?
‪我們遲早會跟大家說的

623
00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:50,333
‪妳值得有一個不會把你藏起來的男人

624
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:55,125
‪好吧,庫柏走了
‪是時候進行後備計劃

625
00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:58,166
‪-我們沒有替補演員
‪-你要演羅密歐嗎?

626
00:34:58,875 --> 00:35:00,500
‪不是,是妳要演

627
00:35:01,791 --> 00:35:03,083
‪我是女生,不行的

628
00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:04,833
‪只有妳知道所有台詞

629
00:35:05,375 --> 00:35:08,208
‪在莎士比亞的時代
‪所有的女性角色都是由男性扮演

630
00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:09,291
‪沒有分別的

631
00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:10,500
‪凱蒂,我相信妳

632
00:35:13,625 --> 00:35:15,166
‪這會成為傳奇性的表演

633
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,458
‪凱蒂寶貝,妳準備好了嗎?

634
00:35:20,416 --> 00:35:21,250
‪來吧

635
00:35:52,708 --> 00:35:53,666
‪謝謝你,先生

636
00:35:59,416 --> 00:36:00,541
‪親愛的各位

637
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,791
‪我們今天在這裡共聚一堂

638
00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:08,750
‪見證凱蒂林和西奧多的神聖婚...

639
00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:09,708
‪是強尼

640
00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:11,916
‪或者強翰,或者強翰森

641
00:36:13,166 --> 00:36:15,916
‪我是說凱蒂林和強尼

642
00:36:15,916 --> 00:36:18,916
‪我們今天是來見證凱蒂林和...

643
00:36:18,916 --> 00:36:22,875
‪-強尼
‪-...強尼的婚禮

644
00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:27,041
‪很抱歉,神父,我得說句話,很快的

645
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:29,541
‪我明白

646
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:34,625
‪你們受邀參加另一場婚禮
‪現在卻身處這一場

647
00:36:35,416 --> 00:36:36,375
‪我知道感覺很奇怪

648
00:36:37,458 --> 00:36:41,041
‪所有的餐巾本來寫著“西奧”
‪是我們改成“強尼”的

649
00:36:41,041 --> 00:36:42,000
‪真的嗎?

650
00:36:44,125 --> 00:36:47,041
‪因為,沒錯,兩個星期前
‪我本來要嫁給西奧

651
00:36:47,041 --> 00:36:51,958
‪但是今天我要跟強尼結婚
‪這有一點...不尋常

652
00:36:53,916 --> 00:36:57,041
‪在座認識我和愛我的人

653
00:36:58,166 --> 00:37:00,875
‪都會知道我自從第一眼看到這個男人

654
00:37:01,791 --> 00:37:04,500
‪我就愛上了他

655
00:37:06,083 --> 00:37:08,083
‪我們分手了嗎?沒錯

656
00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:11,083
‪我有一段短時間
‪跟別的男人訂婚了嗎?

657
00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:15,708
‪對,這會令這場婚禮變得很搞笑嗎?

658
00:37:15,708 --> 00:37:16,625
‪我猜是吧

659
00:37:17,875 --> 00:37:22,333
‪但是我只想在上帝和我的父母

660
00:37:22,333 --> 00:37:25,333
‪還有多位從外地來的親戚面前說

661
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:28,958
‪強尼萊恩是我命中注定要嫁的男人

662
00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:31,791
‪所以我現在就要跟他結婚

663
00:37:31,791 --> 00:37:34,041
‪所以如果有人有話要說

664
00:37:34,041 --> 00:37:37,166
‪請現在就說
‪不然就永遠該死的保持緘默

665
00:37:43,958 --> 00:37:44,791
‪有人要說話嗎?

666
00:37:45,333 --> 00:37:46,166
‪應該沒有了

667
00:37:46,666 --> 00:37:47,583
‪太好了

668
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,166
‪神父,你剛才說到...

669
00:37:51,291 --> 00:37:52,500
‪做得好

670
00:38:12,875 --> 00:38:16,375
‪羅密歐蒙太古一角
‪現在會由凱蒂麥樂琪飾演

671
00:38:16,375 --> 00:38:17,750
‪什麼?

672
00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:27,416
‪你覺得我們會再見面嗎?

673
00:38:27,416 --> 00:38:28,583
‪我很肯定會

674
00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:33,916
‪這一切悲痛在未來會成為有趣的話題

675
00:38:33,916 --> 00:38:36,416
‪天啊,我的靈魂總是有不祥預感

676
00:38:36,416 --> 00:38:41,083
‪看到你這樣站在下面
‪我覺得你就像是死後躺在墳墓裡一樣

677
00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:42,958
‪你的臉色蒼白,除非我的視力有問題

678
00:38:42,958 --> 00:38:45,541
‪相信我吧,親愛的
‪在我眼裡妳也是一樣

679
00:38:45,541 --> 00:38:47,916
‪枯涸的悲傷把我們的血色吸乾

680
00:38:49,041 --> 00:38:49,875
‪再見

681
00:38:50,791 --> 00:38:51,625
‪再見!

682
00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:53,583
‪好了

683
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,500
‪謝謝

684
00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:11,125
‪想像一下,現在是1980年代初

685
00:39:11,708 --> 00:39:13,875
‪煙霧彌漫的新聞編輯室

686
00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:20,083
‪有一個美麗又單純的年輕女子
‪她有大夢想和更大的劉海

687
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:27,791
‪她遇到一個又高又暴躁的澳洲人
‪他有非常難看的髮型

688
00:39:27,791 --> 00:39:31,875
‪不,我是認真的
‪他看起來像泰山,那不是好事

689
00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:33,625
‪-其實不錯的
‪-很性感

690
00:39:33,625 --> 00:39:37,583
‪但儘管如此
‪雖然他們的時裝風格很差勁

691
00:39:38,958 --> 00:39:40,666
‪一個愛情故事誕生了

692
00:39:42,125 --> 00:39:43,916
‪這完全是我的功勞

693
00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:46,958
‪因為介紹他們認識的

694
00:39:46,958 --> 00:39:50,791
‪是頭髮像傑奎琳史密斯一樣飄逸的
‪露薏絲蓮恩,即是我

695
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,291
‪但是那不重要

696
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:56,750
‪相信在座很多人都知道
‪這是強尼和凱蒂的第二次婚禮

697
00:39:57,375 --> 00:40:01,750
‪幸運的是,這不是
‪那些垃圾誓言更新儀式

698
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:03,875
‪這是真的

699
00:40:04,541 --> 00:40:11,291
‪他們的關係是辛苦爭取回來的
‪這條路很漫長

700
00:40:11,291 --> 00:40:15,416
‪是一條以愛和希望鋪下的路

701
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:19,541
‪但是也有痛苦和失望

702
00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:22,833
‪路上有一個美麗又迷人的女兒

703
00:40:24,416 --> 00:40:25,500
‪一次離婚

704
00:40:26,416 --> 00:40:28,333
‪在伊拉克的瀕死經歷

705
00:40:29,500 --> 00:40:30,916
‪一次和解

706
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:35,750
‪然後...病患

707
00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:39,250
‪最後,謝天謝地,是康復

708
00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:43,750
‪這一切都令這份喜悅更甜蜜

709
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:48,708
‪因為它是掙回來的
‪不會被當成理所當然

710
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000
‪再說一次,這都是因為我

711
00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:54,125
‪不用客氣

712
00:40:55,333 --> 00:40:58,291
‪凱蒂和強尼準備了誓言

713
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,916
‪我...寫了一些東西

714
00:41:05,250 --> 00:41:08,625
‪是...我愛你的原因

715
00:41:09,125 --> 00:41:12,125
‪各種原因之類的

716
00:41:12,708 --> 00:41:14,916
‪但是當我站在這裡,這些...

717
00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:17,875
‪感覺就像是一堆謊言

718
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:20,375
‪好吧

719
00:41:20,375 --> 00:41:21,916
‪開始得很好,麥樂琪

720
00:41:25,208 --> 00:41:26,541
‪事實是

721
00:41:27,791 --> 00:41:29,500
‪我不知道為什麼只有你一個人

722
00:41:30,666 --> 00:41:33,708
‪會令我在每一次你看我的時候
‪心裡都會小鹿亂撞

723
00:41:35,083 --> 00:41:38,583
‪為什麼我只願意嫁給你一個
‪還要是兩次

724
00:41:39,708 --> 00:41:42,375
‪為什麼你令我覺得
‪辛苦的每一天都有價值

725
00:41:43,291 --> 00:41:46,666
‪為什麼只要有你在附近
‪我的痛苦和恐懼都得到舒緩

726
00:41:48,958 --> 00:41:53,125
‪我不知道為什麼
‪你跑步後回來時的汗味令我平靜下來

727
00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:55,125
‪我只知道這是真的

728
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:58,250
‪我不知道為什麼你能令我這樣大笑

729
00:41:58,250 --> 00:42:02,041
‪我只知道只要我跟你在一起
‪我就會一直笑,停不下來

730
00:42:04,208 --> 00:42:06,166
‪我不知道我為什麼愛你,強尼萊恩

731
00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:09,166
‪我只知道我真的愛你

732
00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:12,916
‪現在、將來...

733
00:42:15,208 --> 00:42:16,041
‪直到永遠

734
00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:22,791
‪做得好,麥樂琪

735
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,708
‪強尼萊恩,你試試說得更好

736
00:42:27,416 --> 00:42:30,375
‪其實我也沒有寫什麼

737
00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:33,500
‪但是我預備了一些東西

738
00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:36,541
‪瑪娜、麥特,請你們幫幫忙

739
00:42:37,041 --> 00:42:38,666
‪對不起,是他逼我的

740
00:42:42,166 --> 00:42:43,666
‪-怎麼回事?
‪-我不知道

741
00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:55,375
‪早安,又是新的一天

742
00:42:56,916 --> 00:42:59,708
‪快樂的人在我身邊走過

743
00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:03,250
‪我看著他們的眼睛

744
00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:05,333
‪我看到了回憶

745
00:43:05,333 --> 00:43:07,541
‪我從來沒有發現

746
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:11,208
‪妳讓我多開心,麥樂琪

747
00:43:11,208 --> 00:43:15,625
‪妳來到我身邊,無私奉獻

748
00:43:16,375 --> 00:43:20,541
‪但是我把妳送走了,麥樂琪

749
00:43:20,541 --> 00:43:24,291
‪妳親吻我,讓我不再顫抖

750
00:43:25,166 --> 00:43:29,458
‪我今天需要妳,麥樂琪

751
00:43:37,208 --> 00:43:40,333
‪我們站在時間的邊緣

752
00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:44,666
‪我在擁有愛的時候離開

753
00:43:45,666 --> 00:43:49,958
‪忙著在充滿逆境的世界上掙扎

754
00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:53,916
‪腦海中滿是淚水
‪媽的,歌詞都不押韻

755
00:43:53,916 --> 00:43:56,291
‪麥樂琪

756
00:43:56,291 --> 00:43:59,791
‪妳來到我身邊,無私奉獻

757
00:44:00,541 --> 00:44:02,666
‪但是我把妳送走

758
00:44:02,666 --> 00:44:04,541
‪麥樂琪

759
00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:08,583
‪妳親吻我,讓我不再顫抖

760
00:44:09,333 --> 00:44:14,666
‪我今天需要妳,麥樂琪

761
00:44:24,583 --> 00:44:25,708
‪你們結婚吧

762
00:44:33,166 --> 00:44:36,583
‪我覺得這首曼尼洛的歌
‪正式讓你們結婚了

763
00:44:37,666 --> 00:44:38,625
‪你們成為夫妻

764
00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:40,000
‪你們可以親吻了

765
00:45:09,750 --> 00:45:10,750
‪跳得好!

766
00:45:30,250 --> 00:45:33,208
‪來吧,苦澀的嚮導

767
00:45:33,708 --> 00:45:35,958
‪來吧,討厭的領航人

768
00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:37,833
‪你是不顧一切的舵手

769
00:45:37,833 --> 00:45:41,250
‪馬上把這因大海而不適
‪又厭倦一切的帆船

770
00:45:41,250 --> 00:45:43,583
‪向岩石衝撞過去吧!

771
00:45:44,833 --> 00:45:46,083
‪這是為了我的愛人!

772
00:45:51,333 --> 00:45:52,583
‪藥師很誠實

773
00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:54,625
‪藥效很快

774
00:45:56,791 --> 00:45:58,583
‪這樣吻一下...

775
00:46:02,375 --> 00:46:03,458
‪我就死了

776
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:06,333
‪哇

777
00:46:07,083 --> 00:46:08,166
‪我的羅密歐呢?

778
00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:14,291
‪我心愛的人手中緊緊握著的杯子?

779
00:46:16,708 --> 00:46:18,791
‪原來是毒藥結束了他的生命

780
00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:22,750
‪吝嗇鬼,你把它全部喝完
‪一滴都不留給我嗎?

781
00:46:22,750 --> 00:46:24,166
‪我會親吻你的嘴唇

782
00:46:24,166 --> 00:46:28,375
‪或許唇上還有一點毒藥
‪讓我當藥吃下,然後死亡

783
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,166
‪你的嘴唇很溫暖

784
00:46:33,583 --> 00:46:34,833
‪令人快樂的匕首...

785
00:46:36,833 --> 00:46:38,041
‪這是你的刀鞘

786
00:46:43,208 --> 00:46:44,208
‪插進來

787
00:46:45,541 --> 00:46:46,375
‪讓我死吧

788
00:46:58,625 --> 00:46:59,625
‪做得真好

789
00:47:02,333 --> 00:47:05,083
‪好耶!來吧,起立鼓掌!

790
00:47:07,166 --> 00:47:08,458
‪凱蒂寶貝!

791
00:47:09,291 --> 00:47:10,125
‪真棒!

792
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:16,708
‪嘿,塔莉

793
00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:20,416
‪瑟萊絲,嗨,我要趕去廁所
‪喝了太多香檳

794
00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:21,541
‪我得跟妳談談

795
00:47:21,541 --> 00:47:24,083
‪-我得去...很快的,我要...
‪-我...

796
00:47:24,083 --> 00:47:27,458
‪我只是想說
‪我令婚禮很尷尬,真的很抱歉

797
00:47:27,458 --> 00:47:30,208
‪-妳沒有,沒關係的
‪-我不應該親妳的

798
00:47:30,208 --> 00:47:35,666
‪我最近有點不肯定我...跟丹尼的關係

799
00:47:35,666 --> 00:47:38,875
‪我把妳捲入這件事,真是...

800
00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:43,041
‪丹尼

801
00:47:43,041 --> 00:47:45,333
‪-很抱歉,我沒有...
‪-妳吻了她?

802
00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:47,208
‪我應該...我本來要去洗手間

803
00:47:47,208 --> 00:47:48,583
‪這跟她無關

804
00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:52,916
‪我一直因為...婚姻的問題而苦惱

805
00:47:52,916 --> 00:47:54,375
‪妳給我最後通牒

806
00:47:54,375 --> 00:47:58,375
‪我的心理治療師覺得我給你最後通牒
‪是因為我想要你跟我分手

807
00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:00,791
‪-那會比較容易...
‪-那麼我...

808
00:48:00,791 --> 00:48:01,791
‪...之類的

809
00:48:13,375 --> 00:48:14,875
‪這是史上最棒的婚禮

810
00:48:15,541 --> 00:48:16,958
‪真是美好的一天

811
00:48:17,625 --> 00:48:20,375
‪-我有點希望我不用走
‪-“有點”?

812
00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:21,833
‪好吧,要我說真話嗎?

813
00:48:21,833 --> 00:48:24,041
‪如果讓我選擇,我會讓那計程車離開

814
00:48:24,041 --> 00:48:26,958
‪把妳帶到樓上,三天不離開妳的床

815
00:48:26,958 --> 00:48:28,750
‪來吧,體育主播

816
00:48:28,750 --> 00:48:30,083
‪不要引誘我

817
00:48:33,041 --> 00:48:36,375
‪你覺得我們會再見面嗎?

818
00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,916
‪我在高中時扮演過茱麗葉

819
00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:43,791
‪凱蒂扮演羅密歐,一言難盡

820
00:48:44,458 --> 00:48:47,291
‪妳真是個永無止盡地令人著迷的人

821
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,166
‪所以現在怎麼樣?

822
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,416
‪我們回到各自的生活

823
00:48:56,291 --> 00:48:59,750
‪再一次嘗試忘記對方

824
00:48:59,750 --> 00:49:00,750
‪真令人不快

825
00:49:03,875 --> 00:49:06,750
‪你覺得我們會遇到正確的時機嗎?

826
00:49:07,375 --> 00:49:09,708
‪也許吧,終有一天

827
00:49:09,708 --> 00:49:11,333
‪但是現在...

828
00:49:11,333 --> 00:49:13,250
‪你要吻我

829
00:49:14,208 --> 00:49:17,166
‪然後你要上那輛計程車,回到紐約

830
00:49:18,875 --> 00:49:21,208
‪我們會感覺很差勁,但是就是這樣

831
00:50:15,333 --> 00:50:17,041
‪嘿,怎麼了?

832
00:50:18,166 --> 00:50:19,166
‪沒什麼

833
00:50:27,375 --> 00:50:28,500
‪我的天啊

834
00:50:30,416 --> 00:50:31,750
‪復發了,對吧?

835
00:51:03,791 --> 00:51:07,000
‪我直截了當地問妳
‪有沒有覺得瑟萊絲有什麼不對勁

836
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,166
‪妳什麼都沒有說

837
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,666
‪我還以為我們是朋友

838
00:51:09,666 --> 00:51:10,916
‪丹尼,現在不行

839
00:51:10,916 --> 00:51:13,416
‪不是,塔莉,妳永遠都不說話
‪這就是問題所在

840
00:51:13,416 --> 00:51:14,416
‪我不行

841
00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,916
‪-妳沒事吧?怎麼了?
‪-不,我做不到

842
00:51:20,541 --> 00:51:22,750
‪-我呼吸不了
‪-什麼?

843
00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:26,000
‪-是凱蒂,我不能...
‪-好了,過來

844
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,416
‪-不,沒事的,不,過來
‪-住手,不,住手,我不能...

845
00:51:29,416 --> 00:51:32,750
‪跟著我呼吸,沒事的
‪放輕鬆,我在這裡

846
00:51:32,750 --> 00:51:35,250
‪我在這裡,跟我一起深呼吸,呼吸

847
00:51:36,291 --> 00:51:38,083
‪好吧

848
00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:39,375
‪就是這樣,我在這裡

849
00:51:39,375 --> 00:51:41,708
‪好

850
00:51:41,708 --> 00:51:43,208
‪“我的心沒有真正愛過嗎?

851
00:51:43,208 --> 00:51:46,166
‪眼睛,向我發誓,因為我在今晚之前
‪從沒見過這般美貌”

852
00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:47,666
‪麥樂琪!

853
00:51:48,708 --> 00:51:49,583
‪停下來!

854
00:51:52,333 --> 00:51:53,166
‪對不起

855
00:51:53,166 --> 00:51:55,375
‪好吧,塔莉說得對,我是個混蛋

856
00:51:56,333 --> 00:51:58,291
‪我很害怕,也很尷尬

857
00:51:58,291 --> 00:51:59,833
‪但我不想失去妳

858
00:52:01,041 --> 00:52:01,958
‪我愛妳

859
00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:07,541
‪大家,凱蒂麥樂琪是我的女朋友

860
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:11,375
‪聽到了嗎?
‪凱蒂麥樂琪是我的女朋友!

861
00:52:17,041 --> 00:52:18,583
‪庫柏,但我不是

862
00:52:20,125 --> 00:52:21,208
‪我從來都不是

863
00:52:22,583 --> 00:52:23,708
‪但我希望妳是

864
00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,833
‪拜託了,凱蒂

865
00:52:28,958 --> 00:52:30,500
‪妳願意跟我去畢業舞會嗎?

866
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,791
‪“離別是如此甜蜜的悲傷

867
00:52:42,958 --> 00:52:44,375
‪讓我跟你說晚安”...

868
00:52:44,375 --> 00:52:45,750
‪然後你下地獄吧,庫柏

869
00:52:46,416 --> 00:52:47,250
‪-再見
‪-好耶!

870
00:52:59,083 --> 00:53:01,291
‪我想我再也見不到丹尼了

871
00:53:01,291 --> 00:53:04,625
‪-妳一定會再見到丹尼的
‪-我敢打賭

872
00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:09,416
‪好吧

873
00:53:10,291 --> 00:53:11,541
‪我去拿行李

874
00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:14,083
‪我們在下面見吧,老婆

875
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:15,958
‪塔莉,再見

876
00:53:16,791 --> 00:53:18,125
‪謝謝妳做的一切

877
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:26,166
‪如果丹尼是我命中注定的人怎麼辦?

878
00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:29,833
‪妳是我命中注定的人

879
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:32,916
‪不再是了

880
00:53:32,916 --> 00:53:34,000
‪永遠都是

881
00:53:37,958 --> 00:53:38,916
‪最好吧

882
00:53:40,875 --> 00:53:44,083
‪妳跟強尼在飯店做完之後
‪打電話來說晚安吧

883
00:53:45,541 --> 00:53:46,375
‪好

884
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:51,000
‪我愛妳!

885
00:53:52,958 --> 00:53:54,000
‪我更愛妳

886
00:54:25,375 --> 00:54:26,625
‪妳確定妳沒事嗎?

887
00:54:51,083 --> 00:54:51,916
‪凱蒂?

888
00:54:55,666 --> 00:54:56,500
‪凱蒂

889
00:54:59,000 --> 00:54:59,833
‪凱蒂!

890
00:55:32,500 --> 00:55:36,208
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