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♪ Well, hello there ♪
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♪ My, it's been a long, long time ♪
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♪ How am I doin'? ♪
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♪ Oh, I guess that I'm doin' fine ♪
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♪ It's been so long now ♪
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♪ But it seems now ♪
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♪ That it was only yesterday ♪
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♪ Gee, ain't it funny? ♪
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♪ How time slips away ♪
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Johnny.
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What's up?
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Just didn't want you to forget
about Marah's game. It's the playoffs.
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Why would I forget?
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You wouldn't. I just haven't really seen
much of you lately.
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You were out past two last night.
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I wasn't aware you were keeping track.
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I'm not. I just... worry.
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No need. I'm fine.
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I'll be at the game.
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Hey, can you shut the door?
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♪ I can read your thoughts right now ♪
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♪ Every one from A to Z ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
- ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ I... ♪
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- Fifteen seconds, Ms. Hart.
- Thank you.
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- Good morning.
- Morning, Dick.
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Three, two...
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♪ Any time you feel danger... ♪
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- Hi, I'm Tully Hart.
- I'm Dick Chapman.
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And it's April 12th, 1993.
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And it's time to get up, America.
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Next up is our interview...
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♪ Anything you want done, baby
I do it naturally ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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- ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
- ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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♪ Oh, I can sense your needs
Like rain onto the seeds ♪
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♪ I can make a rhyme
Of confusion in your mind ♪
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♪ And when it comes down
To some good old-fashioned love ♪
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♪ I got it, I got it
I got it, got it, baby... ♪
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I'm with former Washington State
Governor Benedict Binswanger,
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whose controversial new book,
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The Spotted Owl in the Boardroom:
How Environmentalism is Killing Business,
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is a surprise bestseller.
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- Welcome to the show, Governor Binswanger.
- Thank you, Dick. It's good to be here.
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Sir, you lost your bid for...
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Want some bananas?
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Thanks.
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...a second term in an historic landslide
against a pro-environmental opponent.
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Some people say your book is a rebuke
to voters who tossed you out of office.
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Oh, nonsense, Dick.
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I... I love the voters of Washington state,
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and, uh, I forgive them
for their mistake.
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Yeah, good riddance, you dumbass.
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Yeah, dumb arse.
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Huh. Who needs preschool
when we have you to teach her?
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Hey, she needs
to have a proper curse vocab
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if she's gonna be a news producer
like Dad or a writer like Mummy.
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You look really pretty, Mommy.
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Thank you.
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This is the first time
I've been out of sweats in...
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I don't even know how long.
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But I am trying to pretend
that I belong in New York.
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You do!
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You really do.
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I'm glad you're getting some Tully time.
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You deserve it.
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I'm gonna miss you guys so much.
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Just go, Mommy.
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Yes. Okay. I love you, sweetie. Mwah!
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- We're gonna be just fine.
- Okay, okay, okay. Yes.
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Miss you already.
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Bye.
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Be sure to come back
next time you're in New York.
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- What do you think, Tully?
- Fascinating stuff, Dick.
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Next up, we have Martha Stewart
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with her ultimate
spring-cleaning checklist.
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There's a new pet.
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♪ Ch-ch-ch-chia ♪
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Chia Pet. The pottery that grows.
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And we're out.
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I'll see you tonight.
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Governor Binswanger.
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- Tully Hart.
- Uh...
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I used to cover you back in Seattle.
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Oh. Hello. Apologies.
I have a terrible memory.
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I'm surprised you forget.
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You really did not like me.
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Oh, I find that hard to believe.
I saw your little segment on closets.
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It was, uh, very cute, very informative.
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Yeah. Oh, uh,
I have to get to my next interview.
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- It was wonderful to see you.
- Hmm.
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- Oh my God! You look amazing.
- You look amazing!
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- You changed your hair.
- You changed yours!
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Oh my God!
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Come in, come in.
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- Oh, this is so good!
- Tully!
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- That limo from the airport was too much.
- It was nothing. You deserve it.
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- And this neighborhood, so fancy.
- Right! Barely even smells like pee.
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This apartment... Holy shit, Tull!
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I know. Kate Moss lives upstairs.
David Spade lives across the hallway.
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Last weekend, he took me
to an after-party for Saturday Night Live.
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I met Paul Simon. He's super short.
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Shit, I can't even stay awake long enough
to watch Saturday Night live.
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I'm so happy you're here. I can't believe
I haven't seen you for a year.
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You have to come and visit more.
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Well, you can come visit me.
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Please.
You know my schedule is insane.
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I don't get vacation days.
I barely have time to poop.
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You're also describing my life,
except I do not have one of those.
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Oh, that old thing.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ooh, she's so heavy.
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Hmm. I'd like to thank my daughter, Marah,
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for finally sleeping
through the night in her bed,
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except I can't because she hasn't,
but she's still the best kid in the world.
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Here is to girlfriend time, finally.
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- Holy shit, you're pregnant.
- I think I might be, Tull.
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I mean, it's too soon for a test,
but we've been trying a lot.
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And I feel hungry and bloated
just like I did with Marah.
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But you couldn't have waited
'til next weekend to get knocked up?
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I'm sorry. I'm just... You know.
What I mean is congratulations.
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Hooray for sober girlfriend time.
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- I missed you.
- I missed you.
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You look great. I love your bangs.
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Oh my God, I love your bob.
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- It goes up in the back. It's so shiny.
- I straightened it.
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You psyched for the big game?
Last one before the playoffs.
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Are we ever gonna talk
about how you got that black eye?
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Told you. Tripped and fell.
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I know you got in a fight, Dad.
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Well, let me finish.
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I tripped and fell on someone's fist.
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Mom thinks you need therapy.
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Well, I don't think
she should be discussing that with you.
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She wasn't.
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I heard her talking to Uncle Sean,
and Tully, and Grandma.
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I see.
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Still, I don't need therapy.
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I'm fine.
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I've been a bit stressed out.
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Nothing for you to worry about.
Totally under control.
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Guess I just needed
to get punched a few times.
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Knock some sense into me.
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That's dark, Dad.
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I really am okay. All right?
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You don't worry about me.
I worry about you.
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Hey, let's do something tomorrow.
Just the two of us.
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Celebrate the end
of a great field hockey season.
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Yeah, could be fun.
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That's more like it. All right...
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- ...let's go kick some ass.
- Let's go.
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Tully Hart here
with another Girlfriend Minute.
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Guys, I have been getting
so many emails from you
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about last week's episode
on moving on after heartbreak and loss.
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And your stories are so powerful.
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And it reminds me
that when we share our truth,
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we heal together.
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But, this week I have a little something
different for you girlfriends.
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Are you sure
you should use the word "girlfriend"
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with the cease
and desist from Wilson King?
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Like he owns the word "girlfriend."
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Yeah, he's already suing you
for a lot of money.
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So what's a few million more?
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Can we just keep going?
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And can you hold it steady?
You're gonna make everyone seasick.
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Oh, I'm so sorry
that I'm not a professional camera lady.
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Yeah, me too.
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Sorry. I'm sorry.
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Ugh. It's just this is such
a step-down for me.
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I had to do my own makeup this morning.
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I gotta get back on TV.
I can't take much more of this.
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Your last Girlfriend Minute
got like a million hits.
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You're doing so great.
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At least your ex-husband,
who lives in your guest room,
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isn't getting into bar fights,
sleeping until noon,
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and yelling at telemarketers.
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Shit. He's not doing any better?
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No, worse.
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I don't know what to do.
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Anyway, I have to get to
a field hockey game, so let's just...
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- You're the one who stopped recording.
- Who can remember who stopped doing what?
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Let's just go.
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I've got something very special
for you girlfriends today.
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Some of you have been asking
for a tour of my new apartment.
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So, let's do it.
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This is my fabulous living room,
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which leads directly
into my gourmet kitchen
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with the most incredible views.
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- What the fuck?
- Oh my God!
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Oh, hello.
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Uh...
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Don't move another inch.
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I have a gun,
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and I have just pressed the silent alarm.
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Yup.
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Uh...
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Babe, relax.
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Relax?
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A naked man just broke into my condo
and put on my apron.
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I let him in.
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He's my husband,
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which I guess makes him your stepdad.
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I'm Dmitri. It's nice to meet you.
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Um, since when are you married?
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I don't know. Two years?
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- Three. Babe.
- Three. Three. Sorry, three years.
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Uh...
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Justine, hey,
can I call you back in a minute? I...
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Wait, what? Seriously?
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Um, yeah. I'll be right there.
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Cloud, I'll talk to you later.
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Dmitri, please take off my apron
and burn it.
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Kate, good luck with Marah's game.
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I've gotta run. I'll call you later.
I've got a meeting with Wilson King.
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Well, good morning, young lady.
You must be the beautiful Tallulah.
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Dennis, welcome to our home.
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Dorothy.
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"From where the sun rises
to where the sun sets,
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you inspire shouts of joy."
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Psalm 65.
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And you unto me as well,
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inspire said joy,
as in the Lord.
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Why are you being creepy?
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Mmm. I told you
she was just a little firecracker.
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You did indeed forewarn.
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- Seriously, Cloud...
- Cloud. That's just her nickname for me.
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No, it's not.
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Yes, Dennis and I are hosting
Bible study this morning.
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He's my new gentleman friend.
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Since when do you read the Bible?
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You know I've always followed
a spiritual path.
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And Dennis has been teaching me a lot.
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Would you like some Sanka?
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A woman who knows my vice.
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Your vice is decaffeinated coffee?
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Oh, from the mouths of babes.
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Terrible tragic story,
what happened with your father.
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Dorothy told me all about it.
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Well, that's hilarious
because she's, uh, never told me, so...
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Well, I assure you
it's not my intention to take his place.
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But, you can take comfort
in what the Bible teaches.
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The Lord is like a compassionate father
to those who fear Him.
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Why don't you pray with us, Lulah?
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- Thank you.
- Mmm.
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- God...
- Lord...
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- Lord, thank you for this coffee.
- ...we thank you for this bounty.
248
00:13:23,416 --> 00:13:25,916
- You have delivered us from evil.
- All things... Yes.
249
00:13:28,625 --> 00:13:30,416
- Morning.
- Morning.
250
00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,226
- Hey, guess what, Katie bear?
- Hmm?
251
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,291
Wizard of Oz is on this weekend.
We watching it?
252
00:13:35,375 --> 00:13:37,208
Oh, no, thanks.
253
00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:40,458
- But it's our tradition.
- Dad, it's for kids.
254
00:13:40,541 --> 00:13:41,750
What! Come on.
255
00:13:42,291 --> 00:13:43,666
- Hi.
- Hey.
256
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,458
Can I move in with you?
Cloud's got a new boyfriend.
257
00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:48,791
They're over there blessing coffee.
258
00:13:48,875 --> 00:13:52,291
- What? And yes, of course you can. Um...
- Good.
259
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:55,541
Are we kicking Sean out of his bedroom,
or are you moving into mine?
260
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:57,000
Yes, 100% we're kicking Sean out.
261
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,833
Then that's two birds
with one stone.
262
00:13:58,916 --> 00:14:01,500
- We get Sean out and you in. Yeah.
- Yes.
263
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:04,333
- Cheers to being roommates.
- Cheers. Yeah, cute and fun.
264
00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,267
- I can't believe you forgot that.
- You're a liar. You're a big, fat liar.
265
00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:31,791
What's she doing here?
266
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:33,041
Oh, um,
267
00:14:33,125 --> 00:14:35,208
I'm sponsoring Tully for membership.
Remember?
268
00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:40,226
- That's so... That is not true at all.
- It's funny.
269
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,517
- That's not funny.
- It is funny.
270
00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:42,934
You know it's funny.
271
00:14:45,958 --> 00:14:50,500
♪ When my world was fallin' down ♪
272
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,916
♪ You came around ♪
273
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,958
♪ Yeah, baby ♪
274
00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:04,875
♪ Pick me up and dust me off ♪
275
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,083
First up, old business.
276
00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:13,000
Snafus like delivering the wrong
filmstrip to biology class last week
277
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:15,791
are what make AV Club look ridiculous.
278
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,291
Guys, all eyes are on us. Let's do better.
279
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:19,541
Can't hear you.
280
00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:24,000
Effective communication
is our bread and butter here.
281
00:15:24,083 --> 00:15:25,416
Now, as you all know,
282
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:29,708
the second annual Barbara Lee Ellis
High School AV Club Film Festival
283
00:15:29,791 --> 00:15:32,833
is next weekend
at Kate Mularkey's house!
284
00:15:35,291 --> 00:15:37,500
Yes... we're all excited.
285
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:40,291
New business.
286
00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:42,500
Who has some?
287
00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:45,750
I propose a weekly student newscast.
288
00:15:45,833 --> 00:15:47,673
There's already TV feeds
in all the classrooms.
289
00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:50,750
Can't. Don't have the resources.
Anybody have anything else?
290
00:15:50,833 --> 00:15:53,833
Wait, um,
shouldn't we get to vote on that?
291
00:15:53,916 --> 00:15:54,958
Yeah, absolutely.
292
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:59,666
Um, any contested motion needs to be
adjudicated by a majority vote.
293
00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:02,250
It... It's in the bylaws.
294
00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,375
I'll put it down for next week's agenda.
295
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:11,291
Whoa!
296
00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:13,208
Yo, I knew Mr. G was an alky.
297
00:16:13,291 --> 00:16:15,416
Put that back!
298
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:19,000
Using Mr. Garfield's classroom
is a sacred trust.
299
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,291
Yeah, let's take it to Mularkey's party.
300
00:16:21,375 --> 00:16:24,666
It is not a party.
It is a school-sanctioned event.
301
00:16:25,250 --> 00:16:27,166
Yeah, man. Come on. It's like...
302
00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:31,291
Come on.
303
00:16:35,541 --> 00:16:36,666
Thanks, Eugene.
304
00:16:38,666 --> 00:16:40,291
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
305
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,138
A restaurant without a kids' menu.
306
00:16:43,208 --> 00:16:44,928
I feel like a princess.
307
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,333
Can I smell your wine?
308
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,875
Mmm.
309
00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:54,500
God, this is fun. Oh my God,
that guy looks exactly like Keanu Reeves.
310
00:16:56,666 --> 00:16:58,541
That's because it is Keanu Reeves.
311
00:16:58,625 --> 00:16:59,916
What?
312
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,541
Why is Keanu eating alone?
313
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:04,166
Should we invite him to join us... in bed?
314
00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:07,458
I don't know why people think
you're the goody two-shoes.
315
00:17:07,541 --> 00:17:09,958
- But seriously, should we?
- Don't tempt me, Mularkey.
316
00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,708
Oh God.
I loved your Martha Stewart interview.
317
00:17:13,791 --> 00:17:16,226
I mean, at first I thought
turning a hall closet into a pantry
318
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:20,708
was, like, the craziest idea ever,
but I have to admit I, um...
319
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,125
What is it?
320
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,458
Leave Keanu alone.
321
00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:27,381
Don't look now, but Benedict Binswanger
and Dick Chapman just walked in.
322
00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:28,833
I said don't look!
323
00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:33,666
You know, that coward had the nerve
to pretend not to know me this morning.
324
00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,750
But then my producer said he called ahead
325
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,166
to request that I not be
the one to interview him.
326
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,458
- No.
- Yes.
327
00:17:40,125 --> 00:17:41,791
- Why would he do that?
- I don't know.
328
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:45,041
It doesn't make any sense.
I'm from Seattle. I used to cover him.
329
00:17:45,125 --> 00:17:48,416
Well, that's why. You were hard on him
back in the day, so he's scared of you.
330
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,666
Huh. Well, you know what?
331
00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:53,375
He should be.
332
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,559
What're you doing? Where are you going?
Are you gonna yell at him?
333
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,559
Will they kick us out? I'm very excited
about eating this appetizer platter.
334
00:18:00,583 --> 00:18:02,625
Don't worry. I'm just gonna say hi.
335
00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:11,000
- Tully.
- Mmm.
336
00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:13,791
Great segment with Martha.
You've met Benedict.
337
00:18:14,375 --> 00:18:15,375
Indeed, I have.
338
00:18:15,875 --> 00:18:19,000
We had the most enchanting encounter
at the studio this morning.
339
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,458
So enchanting.
340
00:18:20,541 --> 00:18:21,708
But I just wanted to say,
341
00:18:21,791 --> 00:18:24,958
you don't need to be scared
to talk to me on air. I don't bite.
342
00:18:25,708 --> 00:18:27,041
I'm afraid I don't follow.
343
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:31,333
Well, I know you requested Dick
because you thought I'd be hard on you.
344
00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:34,375
And then pretended
not to know me for some reason.
345
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,541
Oh, that.
346
00:18:35,625 --> 00:18:39,458
No, honey, I'm so sorry for the confusion.
I was just trying to be nice.
347
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,333
How so?
348
00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:44,791
Well, I remember you, of course,
and your sloppy reporting,
349
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:47,166
and your bizarre vendetta against me.
350
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,541
Didn't you steal my trash once?
Yeah.
351
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:50,958
That was... How did you...
352
00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,958
Let me guess, you grew up poor.
353
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:59,500
Single mother, real loser type,
probably into drugs, or... or... or worse.
354
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:01,291
She brings home
a string of bad boyfriends,
355
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:02,916
and before you know it, daddy issues.
356
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:06,375
So you decide to escape
to become, uh, someone else,
357
00:19:06,458 --> 00:19:09,208
someone respectable like, uh, Lois Lane.
358
00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:12,000
Right?
Willing to do whatever it takes.
359
00:19:12,083 --> 00:19:17,291
Steal garbage, make up stories,
or even... sleep your way to the top.
360
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:21,000
- That is absolutely not true.
- No, no. Don't sweat it, kiddo.
361
00:19:21,083 --> 00:19:23,500
We all got to use what we've got.
362
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,041
- Mr. Binswanger?
- Hmm.
363
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:28,045
- Your table's ready.
- Hmm.
364
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:28,916
Oh.
365
00:19:40,541 --> 00:19:42,791
I'm really nervous suddenly,
and I don't know why.
366
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:45,166
You're excited.
You're about to get your show back.
367
00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:48,500
Holy crap, that's a good cappuccino.
368
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:49,958
I do want my show back.
369
00:19:51,041 --> 00:19:53,666
Very badly.
370
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:55,833
But I just have to stay strong.
371
00:19:55,916 --> 00:20:00,125
Demand what I am entitled to,
full creative control, nothing less.
372
00:20:00,208 --> 00:20:03,458
- We'll settle for nothing less.
- I just...
373
00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:06,375
I can't let him intimidate me.
374
00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:09,041
Tully Hart doesn't get intimidated.
375
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:10,500
Not usually.
376
00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:13,291
But certain men,
377
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,125
older men,
378
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:19,500
sometimes I let them get in my head,
throw me off balance.
379
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:23,500
It's happened before.
I just have to stay strong.
380
00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,666
We've got this, babe.
381
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:28,625
Not only are you gonna get back on TV,
382
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:31,291
you are gonna get more money,
383
00:20:31,375 --> 00:20:33,666
better perks, a better time slot,
everything you want.
384
00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,666
This is it.
385
00:20:35,750 --> 00:20:37,458
It's what we've been waiting for.
386
00:20:40,166 --> 00:20:45,041
Well. Well, if it isn't Tully Hart,
Queen of the Internet.
387
00:20:45,791 --> 00:20:47,250
Wilson King.
388
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:50,166
Just when I thought it was safe
to get back in the water.
389
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,010
You're not afraid of a little shark,
are you?
390
00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:54,375
Hmm. Justine Jordan, shark hunter.
391
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:56,458
Pleasure.
392
00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:02,583
Well... I'll just get down to brass tacks.
I think we all know why we're here.
393
00:21:02,666 --> 00:21:05,875
The Girlfriend Hour's ratings
are in the toilet.
394
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:08,916
We're on the verge of cancellation.
395
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,291
Hmm.
396
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:12,250
I want you back.
397
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,791
And why would I come back
to work for a man who ruined my show
398
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:17,750
and is currently suing me?
399
00:21:18,958 --> 00:21:20,875
Because I'll give you everything you want.
400
00:21:22,041 --> 00:21:25,166
The lawsuit, poof, gone, forgotten.
401
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,958
You're reinstalled as host
effective immediately.
402
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:29,041
No co-host.
403
00:21:29,125 --> 00:21:31,791
You're in charge of content,
creative guests.
404
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,125
No restrictions.
405
00:21:34,750 --> 00:21:37,541
Complete and total control.
406
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:43,500
Wow.
407
00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:46,583
That is... Wow.
408
00:21:46,666 --> 00:21:48,250
I'm a little disappointed, Wilson.
409
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:51,541
You're not even gonna let me
show off my sick negotiation skills?
410
00:21:52,208 --> 00:21:55,333
We can work through
the nitty-gritty later.
411
00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,083
What do you say, kiddo?
412
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,208
You ready to get back on TV?
413
00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:12,500
I know that's an offer
I'm never gonna get anywhere else,
414
00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:14,625
and it gets me out of the lawsuit.
415
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:18,000
But I think
I'm gonna have to respectfully decline.
416
00:22:18,083 --> 00:22:19,125
- What?
- I'm sorry?
417
00:22:19,208 --> 00:22:20,250
I can't work for you.
418
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:24,750
Even if it's the show I've always wanted,
the price is just too high.
419
00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:27,000
Then I'll see you in court.
420
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:30,416
No, you won't,
because you're gonna drop the lawsuit.
421
00:22:31,375 --> 00:22:32,625
Why would I do that exactly?
422
00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:34,500
Because...
423
00:22:35,666 --> 00:22:37,791
I've already gathered
the sworn testimonies
424
00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:41,416
of several women
you reached confidential settlements with
425
00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:43,666
after sexually harassing them.
426
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:46,208
And they want to come
on the Girlfriend Minute
427
00:22:46,291 --> 00:22:49,041
to tell their stories in detail.
428
00:22:49,875 --> 00:22:55,750
And yeah, maybe some people don't care
about that kind of abuse of power.
429
00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,833
But you know what they will care about?
430
00:22:58,583 --> 00:23:03,041
How you misappropriated company funds
when you paid those women off.
431
00:23:04,666 --> 00:23:05,833
You're bluffing.
432
00:23:08,333 --> 00:23:10,416
Well, I guess you'll see tomorrow.
433
00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:14,458
Wow, that was, uh...
434
00:23:14,541 --> 00:23:16,708
I can't believe
he actually dropped the lawsuit.
435
00:23:16,791 --> 00:23:19,431
I can't believe you turned down
a show with total creative control.
436
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:20,500
Nobody gets that.
437
00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:23,166
I'll do something else. Something better.
438
00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:25,250
Great. What do you have in mind?
439
00:23:25,833 --> 00:23:26,833
No idea.
440
00:23:27,458 --> 00:23:30,250
Hey, how'd you get the victims
to go on the record?
441
00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:32,125
I didn't.
442
00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:35,333
I was totally bluffing.
443
00:23:35,416 --> 00:23:37,625
Just like that on the spot.
444
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:42,166
I figured after the way he treated me,
it was a reasonable guess.
445
00:23:42,666 --> 00:23:44,708
Holy shit.
446
00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:46,125
You are a badass.
447
00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:52,416
Never fucking call me "kiddo."
448
00:23:55,541 --> 00:23:57,101
- Pass it!
- Come on, girls!
449
00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:59,085
Run, Marah! That's good! Hustle.
450
00:24:00,291 --> 00:24:02,583
Look at her. Look how good she is.
451
00:24:03,208 --> 00:24:04,875
- Hustle, ladies.
- That's our baby.
452
00:24:04,958 --> 00:24:07,208
Our baby's the MVP. Best one on the team!
453
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:12,708
Ow.
454
00:24:12,791 --> 00:24:13,791
You okay?
455
00:24:15,166 --> 00:24:16,166
Yeah.
456
00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:17,666
It's nothing.
457
00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:25,833
Whoo! Go, Marah!
458
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:34,125
Johnny? Johnny?
459
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:36,875
Johnny?
460
00:24:37,625 --> 00:24:38,625
What?
461
00:24:40,875 --> 00:24:42,166
I said, do you want a soda?
462
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:45,583
No, all good.
463
00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:48,750
Come on. You got this, Marah!
464
00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:51,708
Hey, it's all right.
465
00:24:53,166 --> 00:24:55,791
Yo, what the fuck, ref?
Get that girl out of there.
466
00:24:55,875 --> 00:24:59,250
- Watch it, dad.
- That was a flagrant fucking foul.
467
00:24:59,333 --> 00:25:01,291
Hey, watch your mouth. Play was fair.
468
00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:03,208
Bullshit, dude. Your kid tripped my kid.
469
00:25:03,291 --> 00:25:05,583
It's a game. Stop whining.
470
00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:09,541
- What the fuck did you say to me, asshole?
- Hey, back off, man. Seriously.
471
00:25:09,625 --> 00:25:12,000
Yeah? What if I don't back off, man?
472
00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:12,916
Johnny.
473
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,041
Walk away, dad. Go cool off.
474
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:28,625
Fuck.
475
00:25:33,291 --> 00:25:34,500
Let's go, here we go!
476
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,000
Come on, Marah.
477
00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:38,083
You got this.
478
00:25:53,375 --> 00:25:54,416
Wake up, lazy.
479
00:25:57,916 --> 00:26:00,125
It's 11:00.
I've already worked a full day.
480
00:26:00,208 --> 00:26:01,791
This is so decadent.
481
00:26:02,291 --> 00:26:03,416
Speaking of decadent,
482
00:26:03,500 --> 00:26:05,958
I thought we could do
a little pre-shopping shopping.
483
00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:07,250
In my closet.
484
00:26:09,666 --> 00:26:12,625
Did you just like roll that
in here? That's like an entire mall.
485
00:26:13,208 --> 00:26:15,041
You can't get any of this stuff
at the mall.
486
00:26:16,125 --> 00:26:18,541
And once we pick the perfect outfit
for today's outing,
487
00:26:18,625 --> 00:26:20,958
we will pick the perfect complement.
488
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:28,333
Talk about breakfast at Tiffany's.
You stayed for lunch and dinner.
489
00:26:28,416 --> 00:26:30,833
I used to have this fantasy
490
00:26:30,916 --> 00:26:33,166
that I would meet a man
who would buy me jewelry.
491
00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:37,291
And then I realized
I can buy my own damn jewelry.
492
00:26:37,375 --> 00:26:40,083
And it's better
because I always love what I pick.
493
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:45,916
Oh my God.
494
00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:59,208
♪ Please die for me
Yeah, yeah ♪
495
00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:03,125
♪ Please die for me
Yeah, yeah ♪
496
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:07,625
♪ Yeah, yeah, ow ♪
497
00:27:07,708 --> 00:27:10,500
♪ Hold this for me down here ♪
498
00:27:10,583 --> 00:27:13,916
♪ Here I come
You can't stop me now ♪
499
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:17,833
♪ I will be the one who keeps you around ♪
500
00:27:19,458 --> 00:27:23,083
♪ Yeah, yeah, ow ♪
501
00:27:23,166 --> 00:27:25,500
♪ Peace and loving everywhere ♪
502
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:35,166
♪ Get on the floor
Let's dance some more ♪
503
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,083
♪ Get on the floor
Let's dance some more ♪
504
00:27:37,166 --> 00:27:39,000
♪ Get on the floor
Let's dance some more ♪
505
00:27:39,083 --> 00:27:41,166
♪ Get on the floor
Let's dance some more ♪
506
00:27:42,333 --> 00:27:43,208
♪ When they tell me... ♪
507
00:27:43,291 --> 00:27:44,541
Here.
508
00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:47,000
- This is what you need.
- Your leather jacket.
509
00:27:49,416 --> 00:27:50,416
Ooh.
510
00:27:50,875 --> 00:27:52,041
This is a winner.
511
00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:55,041
I feel like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
512
00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:57,434
Except if she was a pregnant housewife
instead of a hooker.
513
00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:59,375
Well, today you are not a housewife.
514
00:27:59,458 --> 00:28:02,291
You're a Firefly Lane girl
on a New York adventure.
515
00:28:02,375 --> 00:28:04,500
We're gonna have so much fun.
516
00:28:05,375 --> 00:28:07,291
This is gonna be great. Um...
517
00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:11,083
Ex... Except, um, I... I could use some help.
518
00:28:11,916 --> 00:28:13,875
Tully, assist Kate.
519
00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:25,375
Everyone, the first movie
will begin in five minutes.
520
00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:29,875
- She thinks she's in charge of everything.
- Well, she is the president.
521
00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:32,541
I'm just glad that Sean's at Robbie's,
so he can't embarrass me.
522
00:28:32,625 --> 00:28:35,425
And my mom's at Aunt Georgia's,
so she can't pretend to bring us snacks
523
00:28:35,458 --> 00:28:36,708
and spy on us.
524
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,791
Hey, how's everybody doing, huh?
525
00:28:39,875 --> 00:28:41,083
Hi, Mr. Mularkey.
526
00:28:41,166 --> 00:28:42,166
Dad!
527
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,416
You promised you would stay upstairs
with the door closed.
528
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,333
I just wanna make sure
everyone has snacks.
529
00:28:48,416 --> 00:28:50,041
Well, we do.
530
00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:51,833
Well, I meant me.
531
00:28:54,875 --> 00:28:55,916
Looks like fun.
532
00:28:56,958 --> 00:28:59,809
- Here's a bowl of snack mix. Just...
- Yeah. I'm going, Katie bear.
533
00:28:59,833 --> 00:29:01,375
- Please.
- Don't push me!
534
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:05,833
Um...
535
00:29:05,916 --> 00:29:11,208
My dad and I do really like this one
mini golf place, Cappy Putts on Highway 9.
536
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:14,458
Oh, hey, Eugene.
Cappy Putts? That sounds fun.
537
00:29:14,541 --> 00:29:15,916
Wow, she said yes.
538
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,125
She said...
539
00:29:17,208 --> 00:29:19,416
Uh, I was just wondering
if maybe next Saturday
540
00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,375
my dad and I could pick you up,
and we could...
541
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:25,375
Oh, look, I'd love to go mini golfing
with you and your dad.
542
00:29:25,458 --> 00:29:28,041
I just, um... I actually...
543
00:29:28,833 --> 00:29:29,875
Um...
544
00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:32,125
I'm... I'm seeing... I'm going out with him.
545
00:29:32,916 --> 00:29:35,208
Right, honey? Hmm.
546
00:29:35,291 --> 00:29:37,041
Dig it... snookums.
547
00:29:37,708 --> 00:29:39,750
Yeah, sure, of course.
548
00:29:39,833 --> 00:29:41,625
- Makes sense.
- But you know what?
549
00:29:41,708 --> 00:29:45,125
Kate Mularkey is a stone-cold fox,
and she loves mini golf.
550
00:29:51,625 --> 00:29:52,625
Mularkey?
551
00:29:53,916 --> 00:29:55,250
You think she's a fox?
552
00:29:55,333 --> 00:29:57,041
Total hot momma.
553
00:29:57,125 --> 00:29:59,625
And you have an in
with the mini golf thing.
554
00:29:59,708 --> 00:30:00,708
Go talk to her.
555
00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:02,916
Cool, maybe.
556
00:30:03,666 --> 00:30:04,666
Go!
557
00:30:06,083 --> 00:30:07,500
- Hey.
- Hey.
558
00:30:08,875 --> 00:30:10,708
- Sorry about that.
- Don't be.
559
00:30:10,791 --> 00:30:11,875
I love a caper!
560
00:30:13,208 --> 00:30:15,208
How come you don't wanna
go out with my man Eugene?
561
00:30:15,250 --> 00:30:16,708
Oh, uh...
562
00:30:16,791 --> 00:30:18,125
He's nice. I just...
563
00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:21,458
Well, I don't... I... I don't date.
564
00:30:21,541 --> 00:30:23,625
That's why AV Club is a drag.
565
00:30:23,708 --> 00:30:27,500
My brother tried to tell me.
Band... He said join band.
566
00:30:28,541 --> 00:30:29,541
Oh.
567
00:30:31,291 --> 00:30:32,333
So who's in?
568
00:30:32,416 --> 00:30:33,416
I am.
569
00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:42,583
Connor, what are you doing?
570
00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:44,993
- Uh...
- Give me that bottle.
571
00:30:51,833 --> 00:30:55,541
♪ Yeah! Hey, hey! ♪
572
00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:58,000
Eugene, fire up the projector.
573
00:30:58,083 --> 00:30:59,833
Okay.
574
00:30:59,916 --> 00:31:03,208
♪ If you want it, baby, get on it ♪
575
00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:05,625
♪ Ah! Whoo! ♪
576
00:31:05,708 --> 00:31:08,083
♪ Come on and get it, baby... ♪
577
00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:10,375
- I'm so excited.
- This is so cool.
578
00:31:10,458 --> 00:31:13,833
♪ Get on this ride tonight ♪
579
00:31:13,916 --> 00:31:15,916
- ♪ Why don't you try it? ♪
- ♪ Try it ♪
580
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,333
- ♪ You might like it ♪
- ♪ Like it ♪
581
00:31:18,416 --> 00:31:21,333
♪ Before I change my mind ♪
582
00:31:21,916 --> 00:31:23,916
- ♪ You've been needin' me ♪
- ♪ Needin' ♪
583
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,958
- ♪ You've been beggin' ♪
- ♪ Beggin' ♪
584
00:31:26,041 --> 00:31:27,791
♪ You've been pleadin' ♪
585
00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:31,375
♪ You've been pleadin'
For a long, long time... ♪
586
00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:33,250
Your movie is really good.
587
00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:36,958
Are you sure you don't want to go in there
and watch it again?
588
00:31:38,291 --> 00:31:40,791
Nah, I think five times is enough.
589
00:31:41,791 --> 00:31:44,208
I like how it was just you eating cereal.
590
00:31:44,708 --> 00:31:47,083
It was a metaphor for capitalism.
591
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:49,791
I totally got that.
592
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:50,791
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
593
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:52,208
Most people didn't.
594
00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:56,208
I loved your poem in the school paper,
595
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:58,708
the... the gardener clipping the weeds.
596
00:31:58,791 --> 00:32:00,166
That was a metaphor!
597
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:01,791
- For high school.
- Yes.
598
00:32:01,875 --> 00:32:05,500
And how they try to break our spirit
with conformity.
599
00:32:06,083 --> 00:32:07,083
Exactly.
600
00:32:08,458 --> 00:32:11,083
You're the only one who got that.
601
00:32:12,250 --> 00:32:14,708
You could be a professional writer.
602
00:32:14,791 --> 00:32:16,583
♪ If you want it... ♪
603
00:32:17,375 --> 00:32:18,708
I'm gonna be someday.
604
00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:28,125
♪ Before I blow my mind ♪
605
00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:30,916
Katie bear!
606
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,208
♪ If you want it... ♪
607
00:32:37,041 --> 00:32:40,500
That was insane.
So much shopping and so much walking.
608
00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:42,583
It's only three eleven o'clock
and I am exhausted.
609
00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:45,041
I have no idea how you handle
living like this all the time.
610
00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:46,708
Oh my God, I love it.
611
00:32:46,791 --> 00:32:48,958
The crowds, the noise,
612
00:32:49,666 --> 00:32:50,750
even the smells.
613
00:32:50,833 --> 00:32:52,458
It feeds my senses.
614
00:32:52,541 --> 00:32:57,791
I'm finally in a place filled with people
and things that are as intense as I am.
615
00:32:57,875 --> 00:33:02,041
It's so great to see you so happy, Tull.
All of your dreams came true.
616
00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:04,041
Thank you.
617
00:33:04,125 --> 00:33:09,083
And I am so happy that all of your dreams
have come true, Katie-Kate.
618
00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:11,585
Not all of them.
I'm still not a published author.
619
00:33:12,291 --> 00:33:15,916
But the truth is,
I love being a wife and a mother.
620
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,833
And not to sound whatever,
but I'm good at it.
621
00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:21,875
And it just feels right, right now,
you know? I mean, I know that's lame.
622
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:23,333
It's not lame. It's beautiful.
623
00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:25,458
Except I'm exhausted and bloated.
624
00:33:25,541 --> 00:33:27,601
Probably because of my condition.
625
00:33:27,625 --> 00:33:31,125
God, maybe it's twins.
A boy and a girl would be so fun.
626
00:33:31,208 --> 00:33:33,666
Anyway, this pregnant lady's
got to pee again.
627
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:34,916
Well, I know an alleyway.
628
00:33:36,333 --> 00:33:38,958
I'm kidding.
My apartment's half a block from here.
629
00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:43,083
I just figured maybe
that's how they do it. Cheers.
630
00:33:43,166 --> 00:33:44,166
Some people do.
631
00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:46,666
- Mmm!
- It's so good.
632
00:33:48,166 --> 00:33:52,125
So, tonight I thought
we could go for a late dinner,
633
00:33:52,208 --> 00:33:54,000
hit a few clubs,
634
00:33:54,083 --> 00:33:56,708
come back, have ice cream in bed,
635
00:33:56,791 --> 00:33:58,208
and talk baby names.
636
00:34:14,250 --> 00:34:15,250
I got my period.
637
00:34:16,083 --> 00:34:19,791
Oh, babe. Oh shit, I'm sorry, honey. Aw.
638
00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:21,250
It's not working, Tul.
639
00:34:22,666 --> 00:34:25,916
Every month I convince myself
that I'm finally pregnant,
640
00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:28,166
and then I get my period.
641
00:34:29,541 --> 00:34:31,291
God, I feel like such a failure.
642
00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:32,708
You are not a failure.
643
00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:34,666
You are 33 years old.
644
00:34:34,750 --> 00:34:37,666
There is still lots more time
for lots more babies.
645
00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:39,390
Yeah, what if I can't get pregnant again?
646
00:34:40,166 --> 00:34:41,166
Then...
647
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:43,166
you will be okay.
648
00:34:43,708 --> 00:34:45,625
You will still be a brilliant writer.
649
00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:48,500
You will still be
Johnny's wife and Marah's mom.
650
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:50,333
God, I love that kid.
651
00:34:50,416 --> 00:34:53,708
And my bestest friend in the entire world.
It's not such a bad deal, right?
652
00:34:54,291 --> 00:34:56,250
You will get pregnant again.
653
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:58,875
It's gonna happen.
You're gonna have it all.
654
00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:01,916
Truth is, I'm envious of you.
655
00:35:02,541 --> 00:35:03,541
Why?
656
00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:05,375
I'm just...
657
00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:08,416
...so lonely.
658
00:35:10,041 --> 00:35:13,666
I say that I don't need
a man who can buy me jewelry,
659
00:35:13,750 --> 00:35:17,500
but that's because I'm afraid
I won't meet a man who actually wants to.
660
00:35:18,125 --> 00:35:22,291
Oh, who am I kidding?
It's not a man I want. I miss you.
661
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:29,583
I hate that you are 3,000 miles away.
There's no one here who really knows me.
662
00:35:31,166 --> 00:35:32,166
And it's hard.
663
00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:33,583
I know.
664
00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:37,625
I think about you and miss you, like,
every single minute of every single day.
665
00:35:37,708 --> 00:35:39,166
It's so damn hard.
666
00:35:40,500 --> 00:35:42,250
I'm sorry you're not pregnant.
667
00:35:42,333 --> 00:35:43,916
Thanks. Me too.
668
00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:49,041
Can we just skip all the clubs tonight
and just hang out, the two of us here?
669
00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:50,291
Yes, please.
670
00:35:50,791 --> 00:35:52,191
Do you got any booze in this place?
671
00:35:52,250 --> 00:35:55,416
Uh, who you talking to?
Come on, I got the good stuff.
672
00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,708
Let's get you drunk.
673
00:36:02,125 --> 00:36:04,375
- I'll be right back. Okay, sweetie?
- Yeah.
674
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:10,291
So, Marah scored a goal. You missed it.
675
00:36:11,625 --> 00:36:13,065
Well, I was told to go and cool off.
676
00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:15,166
Yeah, you were acting
like a deranged hockey dad.
677
00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:18,083
That guy's kid tripped Marah.
He's lucky I didn't deck him.
678
00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:19,625
Do you hear yourself?
679
00:36:19,708 --> 00:36:21,750
Sure, okay.
680
00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:23,166
Yeah, now I'm the bad guy.
681
00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:25,010
I'm... I'm angry. I'm... I'm out of control.
682
00:36:25,041 --> 00:36:28,041
- Yeah, right now you are.
- Okay.
683
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:31,228
I know you're telling anyone
who'll listen that I need a shrink.
684
00:36:31,833 --> 00:36:32,833
Because you do.
685
00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,791
You're not acting like yourself.
686
00:36:35,875 --> 00:36:37,541
I don't know what scares me more,
687
00:36:37,625 --> 00:36:40,000
your behavior
or the fact that you can't see it.
688
00:36:40,083 --> 00:36:43,166
I do see it, but I'm not going to pay
some stranger to try and fix me.
689
00:36:43,250 --> 00:36:44,370
I can work it out on my own.
690
00:36:48,916 --> 00:36:51,316
I think you should probably start looking
for your own place.
691
00:36:52,125 --> 00:36:55,333
This isn't good for any of us,
especially Marah.
692
00:36:56,500 --> 00:36:58,375
We can tell her together.
693
00:36:58,458 --> 00:36:59,458
No.
694
00:37:01,375 --> 00:37:02,833
Yeah, you're right.
695
00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:05,083
It's not working.
696
00:37:08,666 --> 00:37:10,333
But I'll tell her myself, okay?
697
00:37:11,625 --> 00:37:12,625
Okay.
698
00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:21,916
Hey.
699
00:37:22,958 --> 00:37:24,541
You point scorer.
700
00:37:26,666 --> 00:37:28,750
- I'm sorry I missed it.
- It's okay.
701
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:29,833
Is that the one?
702
00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:32,958
Oh! No, I am not holding that.
703
00:37:33,041 --> 00:37:35,541
- You gotta hold it, Carol.
- No.
704
00:37:35,625 --> 00:37:37,166
- Well, I mean...
- No.
705
00:37:38,791 --> 00:37:40,416
- Hey, Johnny. Over here.
- Hey.
706
00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:42,666
- Hey, Marah.
- Hey, Uncle Mutt.
707
00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:45,291
Johnny, do I have to
actually touch the fish
708
00:37:45,375 --> 00:37:47,625
in waders that do nothing for my figure?
709
00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:51,583
Well, I'm not sure how we're going to film
"Carol tries fish throwing"
710
00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:53,066
if you don't touch the fish, Carol.
711
00:37:53,708 --> 00:37:55,333
You... Oh... Mm-mm.
712
00:37:55,416 --> 00:37:56,416
Don't be scared.
713
00:37:56,458 --> 00:37:58,375
No, I'm not scared.
It's merely disgusting.
714
00:38:00,583 --> 00:38:02,875
Okay.
715
00:38:04,208 --> 00:38:06,916
Maybe you could show us
how it's done, please, sir.
716
00:38:07,708 --> 00:38:08,708
Thank you.
717
00:38:14,666 --> 00:38:17,416
Bravo! Nice!
718
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,500
He'll do it again!
719
00:38:18,583 --> 00:38:20,666
Sorry about today at the game.
720
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:22,541
I know, you said that already.
721
00:38:24,791 --> 00:38:27,125
So, your mom and I have been talking.
722
00:38:27,208 --> 00:38:31,916
And we've decided
that it's time for me to move out.
723
00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:36,041
But I don't want you to worry.
Nothing is gonna change for you.
724
00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:40,125
I mean, I know things
have already changed a lot,
725
00:38:40,208 --> 00:38:44,375
and the teenage years can be
a time of great change, but...
726
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,041
Um...
727
00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:49,500
- What I'm trying to say is that...
- I get it. Whatever. It's fine.
728
00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:55,708
I know I, uh, got a little out of control
today at the game,
729
00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:59,250
but I just don't like to see
when people hurt you.
730
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,083
Yep, just... Oh. Okay.
731
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,267
That's all right.
732
00:39:04,291 --> 00:39:06,208
You gotta put your back into it, Carol.
733
00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:08,083
Put my back into it?
734
00:39:08,166 --> 00:39:10,000
I'm no longshoreman, Johnny.
735
00:39:12,625 --> 00:39:16,125
- How much longer?
- Not too much longer, sweetie, I promise.
736
00:39:16,208 --> 00:39:18,041
Carol? Carol?
737
00:39:18,541 --> 00:39:19,375
Mm-hmm?
738
00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:22,458
Hey, we're all here
to watch you throw a fish.
739
00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:26,375
Please, throw a fish.
740
00:39:26,958 --> 00:39:27,958
Okay.
741
00:39:28,041 --> 00:39:29,625
Okay. Okay.
742
00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:31,375
Not long to go now, sweetie.
743
00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:33,916
Marah? Marah?
744
00:39:34,625 --> 00:39:35,625
Marah!
745
00:39:36,083 --> 00:39:38,541
- Marah's gone. Marah! Marah!
- Marah!
746
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:40,375
Marah?
747
00:39:47,458 --> 00:39:48,458
Marah?
748
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,541
Where are you, sweetie?
749
00:39:50,625 --> 00:39:51,666
Marah?
750
00:39:52,250 --> 00:39:54,833
Marah? Marah? Marah!
751
00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:01,041
Marah.
752
00:40:01,916 --> 00:40:02,916
Marah. Marah!
753
00:40:04,166 --> 00:40:06,875
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
I lost my little girl.
754
00:40:07,458 --> 00:40:09,250
Marah! Marah!
755
00:40:09,958 --> 00:40:11,708
Marah! Marah!
756
00:40:18,958 --> 00:40:19,958
Marah?
757
00:40:27,083 --> 00:40:28,666
Oh my gosh. Oh!
758
00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:29,750
Daddy.
759
00:40:30,208 --> 00:40:31,208
Marah.
760
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:35,125
Oh God. Oh, thank God!
761
00:40:35,208 --> 00:40:37,000
- Dad, what the hell?
- I'm so sorry.
762
00:40:37,083 --> 00:40:39,000
I thought I lost you.
763
00:40:39,083 --> 00:40:40,541
I'm so sorry.
764
00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:44,291
- I let you down.
- Dad, it's okay. I'm right here.
765
00:40:45,958 --> 00:40:47,875
I'm right here. It's okay.
766
00:40:50,041 --> 00:40:51,416
Night, Mr. Mularkey!
767
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,250
And keep walking.
768
00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,500
Well, that's the last of them.
769
00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:03,000
I expect you to have this room spotless
in the morning. You hear me?
770
00:41:04,083 --> 00:41:05,208
Sir, yes, sir.
771
00:41:05,708 --> 00:41:07,250
This isn't a joke.
772
00:41:07,333 --> 00:41:10,583
What's your mom gonna say when she hears
what you were doing with that boy? Huh?
773
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:12,833
Eugene is a man.
774
00:41:13,791 --> 00:41:14,791
What?
775
00:41:27,375 --> 00:41:28,375
Go to bed.
776
00:41:35,333 --> 00:41:36,833
Oh, hi, Doug.
777
00:41:38,250 --> 00:41:40,041
- Where's Cloud?
- Sleeping.
778
00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:48,500
She invited me to stay over.
On the couch, of course.
779
00:41:48,583 --> 00:41:52,500
So, you're just sitting here in the dark
eating cookies with your Bible?
780
00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:54,416
Kinda creepy, Donald.
781
00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:56,500
Be of sober mind.
782
00:41:57,125 --> 00:42:01,083
The devil prowls like a lion
looking for someone to devour.
783
00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,458
Peter 5:8.
784
00:42:02,541 --> 00:42:05,500
Mmm. Remember the part
where you're not my dad?
785
00:42:06,166 --> 00:42:09,583
Dennis!
It is Dennis, right? Ah! Dennis.
786
00:42:14,375 --> 00:42:16,958
You are woefully bereft
of strong male role models.
787
00:42:20,791 --> 00:42:24,291
Is that what you are?
Are you a strong male role model?
788
00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:27,250
You need to learn respect for your elders.
789
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,291
Okay. Fuck that. And fuck this.
790
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,083
Wash the filth from your mouth!
791
00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:35,333
Get your fucking hands
off my daughter.
792
00:42:36,416 --> 00:42:38,041
This child has been spared the rod.
793
00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:40,500
And get the fuck out of my house.
794
00:42:43,208 --> 00:42:44,208
Out!
795
00:42:55,750 --> 00:42:57,750
I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry, baby.
796
00:42:58,583 --> 00:42:59,583
I'm sorry!
797
00:43:23,375 --> 00:43:25,583
Good morning. You slept late.
798
00:43:26,750 --> 00:43:29,000
How'd the film festival go last night?
799
00:43:30,916 --> 00:43:32,583
Well, they kept it down at least.
800
00:43:33,166 --> 00:43:34,458
I was out cold by 9:00.
801
00:43:34,958 --> 00:43:36,041
You kids have fun?
802
00:43:37,541 --> 00:43:38,708
Uh...
803
00:43:38,791 --> 00:43:40,458
Yeah, it was okay, I guess.
804
00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:44,708
Speaking of movies, you two are watching
The Wizard of Oz tonight, right?
805
00:43:45,291 --> 00:43:47,541
No, no, no. She's, uh, outgrown that.
806
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:50,375
- Oh.
- Well, if it's gonna be on
807
00:43:51,208 --> 00:43:52,625
and you're watching it anyways...
808
00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:57,750
I'll be there, Katie bear... Kath.
809
00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,208
I'll be there...
810
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:02,916
Kate.
811
00:44:12,750 --> 00:44:14,416
I'm gonna go finish my homework.
812
00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:16,958
Bye, Dad. Thanks for the earrings.
813
00:44:17,041 --> 00:44:18,166
All right.
814
00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:19,833
I'll see you later, sweetie.
815
00:44:19,916 --> 00:44:21,208
- Bye.
- Bye.
816
00:44:24,541 --> 00:44:25,791
Looks like it went well.
817
00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:44,958
I've been a real dick
since I've been back.
818
00:44:45,791 --> 00:44:47,041
- Haven't I?
- No.
819
00:44:47,125 --> 00:44:49,750
I mean, it's more I'm worried.
820
00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:52,375
You just seem so tortured.
821
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:57,083
I think I've been...
822
00:44:57,166 --> 00:44:58,458
...punishing myself
823
00:44:59,750 --> 00:45:05,208
because I went over there without really
thinking about what it would mean if I...
824
00:45:12,125 --> 00:45:14,000
I actually...
825
00:45:14,708 --> 00:45:17,708
...thought that I was dead when it happened.
826
00:45:19,333 --> 00:45:24,083
And I must have been delirious
or something from the pain, but...
827
00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:28,000
I kept thinking I saw Marah.
828
00:45:29,625 --> 00:45:33,458
In that little red dress
she used to wear when she was four.
829
00:45:34,041 --> 00:45:36,708
Carrying a balloon we got once
from that farmer's market.
830
00:45:36,791 --> 00:45:40,708
And as I'm lying there bleeding in Iraq,
831
00:45:41,916 --> 00:45:43,583
all I could think about was...
832
00:45:45,583 --> 00:45:48,166
that little girl's gonna get
a phone call tomorrow.
833
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,166
And her life will never be the same.
834
00:45:53,791 --> 00:45:54,875
And it's my fault.
835
00:45:55,833 --> 00:45:57,375
Because of my selfishness.
836
00:45:59,916 --> 00:46:01,458
Oh, I let you both down.
837
00:46:02,041 --> 00:46:03,458
That is not how I see it.
838
00:46:03,541 --> 00:46:04,791
I didn't have to go.
839
00:46:06,041 --> 00:46:10,375
I wanted to prove something to myself, or...
840
00:46:12,541 --> 00:46:13,541
I don't know.
841
00:46:14,333 --> 00:46:15,708
But it was selfish as hell.
842
00:46:16,291 --> 00:46:18,208
What happened is not your fault.
843
00:46:19,625 --> 00:46:20,625
It's okay.
844
00:46:21,708 --> 00:46:22,708
No, it's not.
845
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,000
It's not okay.
846
00:46:29,416 --> 00:46:30,416
But you're right.
847
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,458
I need to talk to someone who can help me.
848
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:38,166
Because Marah deserves better
than who I've been lately.
849
00:46:39,041 --> 00:46:40,208
I'm gonna get my own place.
850
00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:43,916
And I'm gonna work on this.
851
00:46:46,125 --> 00:46:48,708
And I'm gonna make it up to both of you.
852
00:46:50,333 --> 00:46:51,333
I swear.
853
00:47:10,291 --> 00:47:14,166
♪ I could never make it in your house ♪
854
00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:18,125
♪ You could never make it in mine ♪
855
00:47:18,208 --> 00:47:22,166
♪ Even if we were both well-meant and ♪
856
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:25,750
♪ Highborn in another time ♪
857
00:47:26,375 --> 00:47:31,000
♪ Just like a circle 'round the sun ♪
858
00:47:34,416 --> 00:47:38,708
♪ Just like a circle 'round the sun... ♪
859
00:47:38,791 --> 00:47:41,333
Call me as soon as you get home.
860
00:47:41,416 --> 00:47:42,916
I will. But first...
861
00:47:45,041 --> 00:47:46,250
You're Tully fucking Hart,
862
00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:49,083
and you deserve to have someone
who loves you and buys you jewelry.
863
00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,208
Hmm.
864
00:48:00,333 --> 00:48:02,791
♪ You could never make it in... ♪
865
00:48:02,875 --> 00:48:03,875
Go home.
866
00:48:03,916 --> 00:48:07,166
Fuck Johnny's brains out
and make a million babies.
867
00:48:07,250 --> 00:48:08,250
Okay.
868
00:48:08,791 --> 00:48:11,625
- Come on, you're gonna miss your flight.
- Yeah.
869
00:48:12,416 --> 00:48:17,000
♪ Just like a circle 'round the sun ♪
870
00:48:20,458 --> 00:48:24,916
♪ I've got my ticket in my hand ♪
871
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:30,541
♪ And I'm bound for the promised land ♪
872
00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:36,875
♪ Just like a circle 'round the sun ♪
873
00:48:36,958 --> 00:48:40,541
♪ Where my song has just begun... ♪
874
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:43,500
Hey, where have you been?
875
00:48:43,583 --> 00:48:45,541
Dmitri and I went out for a bite.
876
00:48:46,083 --> 00:48:48,833
Figured you needed the space.
877
00:48:49,875 --> 00:48:51,750
I'm sorry I never mentioned him, kid.
878
00:48:51,833 --> 00:48:56,291
It's a green card marriage.
We hang out sometimes.
879
00:48:59,666 --> 00:49:00,666
You know,
880
00:49:01,416 --> 00:49:03,041
I hate the term "daddy issues."
881
00:49:03,125 --> 00:49:05,625
It just... It just sounds so...
882
00:49:06,666 --> 00:49:07,666
Yech!
883
00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:12,166
But the truth is,
I have a problem with men.
884
00:49:14,916 --> 00:49:16,625
I think I'm afraid of them.
885
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:21,583
I know I don't trust them often,
with good reason.
886
00:49:22,458 --> 00:49:24,875
But maybe it isn't all their fault.
887
00:49:25,541 --> 00:49:27,958
Maybe it's also me,
888
00:49:28,833 --> 00:49:32,583
not really knowing who I am.
889
00:49:32,666 --> 00:49:35,041
You know exactly who you are.
890
00:49:38,583 --> 00:49:39,875
I am a journalist.
891
00:49:42,041 --> 00:49:43,291
And a damn good one.
892
00:49:44,166 --> 00:49:48,666
So, I have decided
what my next project is gonna be.
893
00:49:52,333 --> 00:49:56,541
I'm making a documentary
on finding my dad, and I want your help.
894
00:49:57,791 --> 00:49:58,791
What?
895
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,500
No.
896
00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:04,833
- Why not?
- Because I can't.
897
00:50:05,458 --> 00:50:06,458
Cloud...
898
00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:08,833
I need this.
899
00:50:10,958 --> 00:50:16,666
My whole life you have always been
so weird about him. Why?
900
00:50:19,125 --> 00:50:20,291
I can't do this.
901
00:50:23,666 --> 00:50:24,666
I have to go.
902
00:50:25,541 --> 00:50:28,666
Okay, fine. It's late. Go on up.
We'll talk about it tomorrow.
903
00:50:28,750 --> 00:50:31,375
No, not upstairs, Tallulah.
I need to go home.
904
00:50:32,041 --> 00:50:33,625
Are you fucking serious?
905
00:50:35,083 --> 00:50:36,083
You're leaving?
906
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:39,291
Wow, great.
907
00:50:39,375 --> 00:50:42,791
Okay, good, good, go.
It is what you're best at.
908
00:50:42,875 --> 00:50:44,958
Just take your fucking patchouli
909
00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:48,708
and your wheatgrass
and your secrets and just go.
910
00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:56,750
♪ Just like a circle around the sun ♪
911
00:51:23,583 --> 00:51:24,875
Holy shit.
912
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,125
It's Tully Hart.