1 00:00:10,338 --> 00:00:12,963 [dramatic music playing] 2 00:00:15,046 --> 00:00:16,296 [shallow breathing] 3 00:00:16,380 --> 00:00:18,421 -[sirens wailing] -[indistinct yelling] 4 00:00:23,088 --> 00:00:24,921 [indistinct yells] 5 00:00:36,046 --> 00:00:37,005 [sighs] 6 00:00:42,505 --> 00:00:43,713 [sighs] 7 00:00:44,505 --> 00:00:45,421 [grunts softly] 8 00:01:01,630 --> 00:01:02,546 [Johnny] Hey, Mularkey… 9 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:03,463 [gasps] 10 00:01:04,296 --> 00:01:05,171 [chuckles] 11 00:01:05,755 --> 00:01:08,171 Paying a late-night visit to the forbidden ice cream cave? 12 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:09,755 Don't judge. 13 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:11,880 How could I? 14 00:01:18,255 --> 00:01:19,338 [Kate] Mmm. 15 00:01:20,380 --> 00:01:22,588 Why does ice cream always taste better at 3:00 a.m.? 16 00:01:22,671 --> 00:01:26,713 Maybe because it's bad for you and you shouldn't be doing it. 17 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,421 How come you're up so late? Does your hip hurt? 18 00:01:32,838 --> 00:01:35,671 I could, you know, rub it. 19 00:01:39,671 --> 00:01:40,755 Uh, yeah. 20 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:42,880 Sure. Thanks. 21 00:01:50,046 --> 00:01:53,338 [gentle music playing] 22 00:01:53,421 --> 00:01:55,588 How's that? Is that too hard? 23 00:01:55,671 --> 00:01:57,630 No. That's good. 24 00:01:59,755 --> 00:02:00,796 It's so stiff. 25 00:02:04,296 --> 00:02:06,005 So, how come you can't sleep? 26 00:02:06,796 --> 00:02:07,880 [Kate sighs] 27 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:09,755 I don't know. 28 00:02:10,796 --> 00:02:13,296 I'm just having a hard time in general. 29 00:02:15,505 --> 00:02:16,421 Yeah, me too. 30 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:18,671 I think… 31 00:02:20,421 --> 00:02:21,296 I'm lonely. 32 00:02:24,546 --> 00:02:26,421 I know we're in the same house, but… 33 00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:30,255 -I think I miss you, Mularkey. -[Kate exhales] 34 00:02:32,421 --> 00:02:33,755 I think I miss you too. 35 00:02:35,921 --> 00:02:37,546 [gentle music continues] 36 00:02:46,338 --> 00:02:47,296 [Johnny inhales] 37 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,630 [both exhale] 38 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:53,796 [both breathing heavily] 39 00:02:57,755 --> 00:03:00,755 [gasps, breathing heavily] 40 00:03:04,088 --> 00:03:05,130 [exhales] 41 00:03:06,005 --> 00:03:06,963 [chuckles] 42 00:03:14,463 --> 00:03:16,005 [Johnny snoring] 43 00:03:16,088 --> 00:03:17,671 [gentle music continues] 44 00:03:38,088 --> 00:03:42,171 [man] This could be a frustrating time full of confusing urges. 45 00:03:46,546 --> 00:03:48,546 As the male body matures, 46 00:03:48,630 --> 00:03:52,713 increased blood flow to the penis can lead to unwanted erections… 47 00:03:52,796 --> 00:03:54,546 -[audio distorts] -unwanted erections… 48 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:57,796 unwanted erections… unwanted erections… 49 00:03:59,130 --> 00:04:00,880 [students giggling] 50 00:04:02,588 --> 00:04:07,963 There may be other unexpected events such as nocturnal emissions, 51 00:04:10,005 --> 00:04:12,588 otherwise known as wet dreams. 52 00:04:12,671 --> 00:04:14,880 [bell rings] 53 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:18,588 Wow, I, um, can't believe you're here. 54 00:04:18,671 --> 00:04:20,213 I can't believe your hair. 55 00:04:20,296 --> 00:04:22,463 Oh, I just thought, you know, 56 00:04:22,546 --> 00:04:25,130 high school, short hair, sophisticated. [chuckles] 57 00:04:25,213 --> 00:04:28,796 -Also, I… I got lice, so I had to. -You look like Velma from Scooby-Doo. 58 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:32,713 It's… it's actually a Dorothy Hamill. 59 00:04:33,546 --> 00:04:35,630 It looks really good. I like it. 60 00:04:35,713 --> 00:04:36,755 Thanks. 61 00:04:36,838 --> 00:04:38,505 Uh, so why are you here? 62 00:04:39,630 --> 00:04:41,005 I'm going to school. 63 00:04:41,630 --> 00:04:45,880 [whispering] Yeah, right, but, like, is Cloud out of, you know? 64 00:04:45,963 --> 00:04:48,171 You don't have to whisper if you're not gonna say it. 65 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:50,630 But yeah, she's, uh, out of jail. 66 00:04:50,713 --> 00:04:52,005 She turned over a whole new leaf. 67 00:04:52,088 --> 00:04:55,296 She cooks and wears pantsuits and reads the Bible. 68 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:56,963 She thinks she's Carol Brady. 69 00:04:57,546 --> 00:04:59,380 I guess a lot can change in a year. 70 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,171 Yeah, I guess so. 71 00:05:03,338 --> 00:05:06,588 Oh hey! You're the girl Kate used to be friends with. 72 00:05:06,671 --> 00:05:09,005 The one whose mom got arrested. Uh, Terry? 73 00:05:09,755 --> 00:05:10,963 -Tully. -[girl] Right! 74 00:05:11,046 --> 00:05:14,171 Kate told me all about what happened. 75 00:05:14,796 --> 00:05:15,630 So tragic. 76 00:05:17,005 --> 00:05:19,005 I love your blouse. 77 00:05:19,088 --> 00:05:20,296 I'm Lisa-Karen. 78 00:05:21,338 --> 00:05:22,171 [Tully chuckles] 79 00:05:22,838 --> 00:05:23,880 I like your haircut. 80 00:05:24,463 --> 00:05:26,546 [Lisa-Karen] Thanks! Kate and I got them together. 81 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,255 Like a best friend thing. 82 00:05:29,005 --> 00:05:30,671 We should go. We've got a filmstrip to load. 83 00:05:30,755 --> 00:05:33,421 An A.V. Club President's work is never done. 84 00:05:34,921 --> 00:05:36,255 Just ask my VP. 85 00:05:36,338 --> 00:05:38,963 [whimsical music playing] 86 00:05:45,380 --> 00:05:47,380 [Tully] Mularkey, stop the presses. 87 00:05:47,463 --> 00:05:48,671 I got a scoop. 88 00:05:48,755 --> 00:05:52,005 -We don't have presses. This is TV. -What's going on? 89 00:05:52,088 --> 00:05:54,171 -Oh. -Here, babe. Oh, that's mine, actually… 90 00:05:54,255 --> 00:05:55,088 Yeah. [chuckles] 91 00:05:55,171 --> 00:06:00,130 So, I got a letter from this woman who worked for Binswanger for 30 years. 92 00:06:00,213 --> 00:06:03,338 "He's not fit to be Governor." Her words. 93 00:06:03,421 --> 00:06:06,630 He's got secrets, big secrets, and she's ready to spill. 94 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:07,671 [Johnny] That's huge. 95 00:06:07,755 --> 00:06:10,630 -Whoa, seriously? -I know. I feel like Lois Lane. 96 00:06:10,713 --> 00:06:12,838 "Tully Hart brings down Benedict Binswanger." 97 00:06:12,921 --> 00:06:15,546 Easy, Lois. Binswanger's my beat. 98 00:06:15,630 --> 00:06:18,713 -So? Finders keepers. -I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. 99 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:21,546 He's right, actually. Tacoma wants Danny to cover the election. 100 00:06:22,171 --> 00:06:24,755 My source wants to speak to me. She says so right there. 101 00:06:24,838 --> 00:06:26,921 Oh. You can go together then. 102 00:06:27,005 --> 00:06:28,963 -Sounds good! -Oh, that is bullshit. 103 00:06:29,046 --> 00:06:30,421 Go meet the source, 104 00:06:30,505 --> 00:06:32,588 and if they're the real deal, we'll send a camera crew, 105 00:06:32,671 --> 00:06:35,588 and you can both do stand-ups, but Danny's on lead. 106 00:06:35,671 --> 00:06:37,171 Solid call, boss. 107 00:06:37,755 --> 00:06:39,963 "Solid call, boss." You're such a kiss ass. 108 00:06:40,046 --> 00:06:41,380 Is that supposed to be me? 109 00:06:41,463 --> 00:06:43,880 Was that your impersonation of me? Like you're doing my voice? 110 00:06:43,963 --> 00:06:45,171 -Hey. -Hey. 111 00:06:45,255 --> 00:06:47,546 What do you say we hit the video store after work? 112 00:06:47,630 --> 00:06:52,380 Maybe watch a movie in bed? Or not… watch a movie in bed. [chuckles] 113 00:06:52,463 --> 00:06:56,255 [sighs] My parents are coming into town for a matinee, Cats. 114 00:06:56,338 --> 00:06:57,505 They're very excited. 115 00:06:57,588 --> 00:06:59,963 Then my mom wanted to see Sean, Julia, and the baby. 116 00:07:00,046 --> 00:07:03,546 Then that turned into a huge dinner thing that I somehow got roped into hosting. 117 00:07:03,630 --> 00:07:06,130 Great! Mularkey family dinner! I’m in! 118 00:07:06,213 --> 00:07:09,088 -What should I bring? -Oh, no, you don't have to come. 119 00:07:09,171 --> 00:07:10,588 I figured I'd save you the hassle. 120 00:07:10,671 --> 00:07:12,463 [chuckles] Oh, no way. 121 00:07:12,546 --> 00:07:15,296 I'm the boyfriend, and this is prime boyfriend stuff. 122 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:16,380 Maybe I could pick up a-- 123 00:07:16,463 --> 00:07:19,671 It's just they… they don't really know about us yet. 124 00:07:19,755 --> 00:07:22,755 Oh, well, we can tell them tonight. They'll be thrilled. 125 00:07:22,838 --> 00:07:25,963 Yeah, it's just they're not exactly your… 126 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:28,880 biggest fans. 127 00:07:28,963 --> 00:07:31,713 What are you talking about? Your mom loves me. 128 00:07:31,796 --> 00:07:34,130 I think she might even have a little crush on me, actually. 129 00:07:34,213 --> 00:07:39,796 [chuckles] Sort of. She does think you are handsome and very charming. 130 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:43,005 She also thinks you're an international sex maniac who broke Tully's heart. 131 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,088 [chuckles] 132 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:46,046 Why would she think that? 133 00:07:46,838 --> 00:07:50,255 Well, she knows that something happened between you two, 134 00:07:50,338 --> 00:07:53,713 and she's convinced that you dumped her the second you got what you wanted. 135 00:07:53,796 --> 00:07:55,088 I told her that's not how it was, 136 00:07:55,171 --> 00:07:57,588 but she doesn't believe me and she's really, really mad at you. 137 00:07:57,671 --> 00:08:00,505 Wow. And Bud? Does he think I'm a sex maniac? 138 00:08:00,588 --> 00:08:01,671 No, he thinks you're a snob. 139 00:08:01,755 --> 00:08:03,880 It's the accent. He's got a thing about British people. 140 00:08:03,963 --> 00:08:07,755 What-- I'm not British. I'm Australian. We're the opposite of posh. 141 00:08:07,838 --> 00:08:09,255 Not helping your case. 142 00:08:09,338 --> 00:08:11,088 Remember that time you went to their barbecue 143 00:08:11,171 --> 00:08:13,255 and he asked if you wanted to watch the Seahawks game? 144 00:08:13,338 --> 00:08:16,255 -You said you don't get American football? -Yeah. 145 00:08:16,338 --> 00:08:19,046 That was like two years ago. He still talks about it. 146 00:08:19,130 --> 00:08:21,005 Okay, this is insane. [chuckles] 147 00:08:21,088 --> 00:08:25,296 I've had a lot of girlfriends, and their parents always love me. 148 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,421 How many girlfriends? 149 00:08:28,171 --> 00:08:30,088 I'm not giving up this easily, Mularkey. 150 00:08:30,171 --> 00:08:34,255 All right? I'm gonna charm the pants off Bud and Margie, metaphorically. 151 00:08:34,338 --> 00:08:36,463 I know how important your family is to you, 152 00:08:36,546 --> 00:08:39,088 and therefore, they're important to me too. 153 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:44,088 -All right. Yes. Yes. -All right? Okay, great. 154 00:08:44,171 --> 00:08:46,630 So, um, what do I have to do to win them over? 155 00:08:46,713 --> 00:08:50,046 Okay, for my dad, you can not go wrong with beer, but nothing foreign or fancy. 156 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,046 -Right. -And for my mom, 157 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:54,046 if she gets in an argument with anyone, you take her side, no matter what. 158 00:08:54,130 --> 00:08:55,505 She'll be putty in your hands. 159 00:08:55,588 --> 00:08:56,671 I can do that. 160 00:08:57,505 --> 00:08:59,380 -This is gonna be fun. -It's not going to be fun. 161 00:08:59,463 --> 00:09:00,338 Just you wait and see. 162 00:09:00,421 --> 00:09:03,005 By the end of the night, we're gonna be one big, happy family. 163 00:09:03,088 --> 00:09:04,046 [Kate chuckles] 164 00:09:05,338 --> 00:09:07,088 [uplifting music plays] 165 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:08,421 [chuckles] 166 00:09:16,630 --> 00:09:18,005 [computer chimes] 167 00:09:26,296 --> 00:09:28,380 -[Johnny] What do you think you're doing? -[yelps] 168 00:09:28,463 --> 00:09:31,255 -Nothing. I'm just doing some laundry. -You were reading Marah's emails. 169 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:32,171 I was not. 170 00:09:32,255 --> 00:09:33,838 They are instant messages… 171 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,380 -[scoffs] -…and I didn't mean to. 172 00:09:35,463 --> 00:09:37,255 It made a sound, so I glanced over. 173 00:09:37,338 --> 00:09:39,338 Oh, you glanced over. 174 00:09:39,421 --> 00:09:40,296 Wait a second. 175 00:09:41,338 --> 00:09:43,088 Does this say what I think it says? 176 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:46,088 -[Sean] What are you guys doing? -[both yelp] 177 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:47,421 [panting] 178 00:09:47,505 --> 00:09:48,880 Are you snooping? 179 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,213 -No. -She was. 180 00:09:50,296 --> 00:09:52,171 You used to hate it when Mom did stuff like that. 181 00:09:52,255 --> 00:09:54,046 -[Johnny scoffs] -Did you wash my blue sweater? 182 00:09:54,130 --> 00:09:56,296 You living here doesn't mean I'll do all of your laundry. 183 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:58,796 I'm not actually Mom. But yes. 184 00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:00,296 Okay, now come take a look. 185 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:03,421 -I'm not reading her private messages-- -I did your laundry. You owe me. 186 00:10:03,921 --> 00:10:05,255 Uh… [exhales] 187 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,421 We should not be doing this. 188 00:10:08,963 --> 00:10:10,255 [mumbles] 189 00:10:10,338 --> 00:10:12,463 Oh. Wow. 190 00:10:12,546 --> 00:10:14,963 -Did you know Marah was gay? -She might not be gay… 191 00:10:15,046 --> 00:10:17,213 It says right here she's in love with her friend Ashley. 192 00:10:17,296 --> 00:10:20,380 Yeah, but maybe she means it in, like, a friends way. 193 00:10:20,963 --> 00:10:23,380 "When I'm with her, all I want to do is kiss her, 194 00:10:23,463 --> 00:10:25,421 but I'm afraid to tell her the truth." 195 00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:27,171 Okay. 196 00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:29,796 Maybe she's a little bit gay. 197 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,255 It all makes sense. 198 00:10:32,338 --> 00:10:33,713 She plays field hockey. 199 00:10:33,796 --> 00:10:36,755 She… she… she played with her Barbies way longer than all of her friends. 200 00:10:36,838 --> 00:10:38,088 -This is why. -Oh, okay, okay. 201 00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:41,921 She might be gay. She might be bi. She might be trying to figure it out. 202 00:10:42,005 --> 00:10:43,755 -So what do we do? -[Sean] Really? 203 00:10:43,838 --> 00:10:47,130 You want advice from a middle-aged gay man who's yet to come out to his parents? 204 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:50,546 Mom and Dad think I'm staying here because Julia and I "hit a rough patch." 205 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:52,046 They have no idea what's going on. 206 00:10:52,130 --> 00:10:54,546 You could tell them. They love you. 207 00:10:55,171 --> 00:10:58,130 They love the idea of me, the successful husband and father. 208 00:10:58,213 --> 00:11:00,171 They don't know the real me. I don't even know the real me. 209 00:11:00,255 --> 00:11:03,838 -I'm barely out of the closet. -Okay, we have to do better for Marah. 210 00:11:03,921 --> 00:11:07,213 -I'm gonna talk to her. -No, we've… we've violated her privacy. 211 00:11:07,296 --> 00:11:09,255 -Yeah, not on purpose. -[Sean] No, no, he's right. 212 00:11:09,338 --> 00:11:11,338 All you can do right now is just let her know subtly 213 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:13,130 that you guys are a safe space. 214 00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:16,005 You know, coming out is super hard and scary. 215 00:11:16,088 --> 00:11:18,588 -[phone ringing] -Let her come to you when she's ready. 216 00:11:18,671 --> 00:11:19,671 It's Marah. 217 00:11:20,255 --> 00:11:22,421 -She's coming to us. -[Johnny] Okay, just… just… 218 00:11:22,505 --> 00:11:23,588 [phone chimes] 219 00:11:23,671 --> 00:11:25,588 Marah. Hi. What's up? 220 00:11:26,588 --> 00:11:30,755 Yeah. No, I'm just, you know, here doing laundry all by myself. 221 00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:34,838 Yes. Yeah. I'm totally cool with that. 222 00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:37,171 I will come and pick you up right now. 223 00:11:37,963 --> 00:11:40,338 -I'm on my way. I love you. [exhales] -[line ends] 224 00:11:40,421 --> 00:11:42,380 -Remember, subtle. -Be cool. 225 00:11:43,171 --> 00:11:45,088 [Kate chuckles] Don't worry. 226 00:11:45,755 --> 00:11:46,796 I got this. 227 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:53,838 I don't think she's got this. 228 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:55,421 -No. -["Closer To Fine" playing] 229 00:11:55,505 --> 00:11:57,921 ♪ I went to the doctor ♪ 230 00:11:58,005 --> 00:12:00,380 ♪ I went to the mountains ♪ 231 00:12:00,463 --> 00:12:02,755 ♪ I look to the children ♪ 232 00:12:02,838 --> 00:12:05,463 ♪ I drank from the fountains ♪ 233 00:12:05,546 --> 00:12:09,838 Oh, I love this song. Just came on. God, I haven't heard it in years. 234 00:12:10,546 --> 00:12:12,255 Do you know the Indigo Girls? 235 00:12:12,338 --> 00:12:13,213 I guess. 236 00:12:13,296 --> 00:12:14,546 Oh, they're so great. 237 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:17,755 You know, one of them is gay, and one of them is straight, 238 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:19,255 and they just accept each other. 239 00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,046 I don't think either of them are straight. 240 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:23,463 [Kate] Oh, yeah. No. You're right. I totally knew that. 241 00:12:23,546 --> 00:12:24,838 They're a couple, right? 242 00:12:25,713 --> 00:12:32,338 Two lesbians just living and loving and making music together. 243 00:12:32,421 --> 00:12:33,796 It's beautiful. 244 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,088 Why are you acting so weird? 245 00:12:37,130 --> 00:12:38,338 No, I… 246 00:12:38,421 --> 00:12:40,088 What did Tully tell you? 247 00:12:40,838 --> 00:12:42,421 You talked to Tully about this? 248 00:12:42,505 --> 00:12:44,088 Yeah, because she gets it. 249 00:12:44,171 --> 00:12:45,963 Well, I get it, Marah. 250 00:12:46,046 --> 00:12:47,713 I mean, I'm… I'm hip. 251 00:12:47,796 --> 00:12:50,130 I'm liberal. I have a gay brother. 252 00:12:50,213 --> 00:12:53,213 And, you know, I've had the occasional… 253 00:12:54,171 --> 00:12:56,046 crush on a woman. 254 00:12:56,588 --> 00:13:00,630 I mean, I saw this one movie, Gia with Angelina Jolie, and I… 255 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,963 I mean, I felt some things. 256 00:13:04,046 --> 00:13:06,546 Oh my God, gross. 257 00:13:06,630 --> 00:13:08,130 [sighs] Look. 258 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:12,755 The point is, I just want you to know that I'm here, 259 00:13:12,838 --> 00:13:15,130 and you can talk to me about anything. 260 00:13:15,213 --> 00:13:19,671 ♪ Closer I am to fine, yeah ♪ 261 00:13:21,671 --> 00:13:23,880 [Margie] Guess whose mom set him up on a hot date? 262 00:13:23,963 --> 00:13:25,088 Hey. 263 00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:28,463 -What're you talking about? -Do you remember my friend Nancy? 264 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:32,088 Her daughter Susan? You two were in choir together at church. 265 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:36,380 -There were a lot of Susans. -Redhead, big gap in her teeth. 266 00:13:38,171 --> 00:13:41,838 -Yeah, I guess I remember her. -Well, she just got her braces off. 267 00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:44,713 And she is stunning and sweet, 268 00:13:45,338 --> 00:13:48,005 and Nancy says that she still talks about you. 269 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:51,463 So we thought, maybe you could take her out tonight. 270 00:13:51,546 --> 00:13:54,838 -I already got plans with Robbie. -What? You see Robbie all the time. 271 00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,796 Uh, Mom, I don't need you to get me girls. Okay? 272 00:13:59,796 --> 00:14:01,880 You seen my Tiger Beat with Shaun Cassidy on the cover? 273 00:14:01,963 --> 00:14:03,880 [Margie] Don't they all have Shaun Cassidy on the cover? 274 00:14:03,963 --> 00:14:05,213 [Kate sighs] 275 00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:07,963 I'll keep my eyes peeled. 276 00:14:08,838 --> 00:14:12,630 Oh, I heard that Tully and her mom just moved back here. 277 00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:16,421 I thought maybe we could have them over for dinner. 278 00:14:16,505 --> 00:14:18,255 Ugh. No. 279 00:14:18,338 --> 00:14:21,046 What? Why? You two were such good friends. 280 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:24,171 Yeah, were, as in past tense. 281 00:14:25,963 --> 00:14:27,546 [Kate sighs] 282 00:14:27,630 --> 00:14:29,796 [Margie sighs deeply] 283 00:14:34,005 --> 00:14:37,088 Why can't they be more specific? The recipe says to add a cup. 284 00:14:37,588 --> 00:14:38,963 Which cup is a cup? 285 00:14:39,630 --> 00:14:41,630 Well, bigger is better. 286 00:14:43,796 --> 00:14:48,380 -What is that? A science experiment? -No. It's special cheesy potatoes. 287 00:14:49,296 --> 00:14:51,588 I got the recipe from The Ladies Home Journal. 288 00:14:51,671 --> 00:14:54,046 Since when are there ladies in this house? 289 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:59,796 [sighs] Look, when I was in prison, 290 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:04,005 I swore that if I got another chance with you, 291 00:15:04,088 --> 00:15:08,463 I would become one of those moms who is, like, on a… a cereal box. 292 00:15:08,546 --> 00:15:14,338 A mom who smiles and does housework and goes to church and bakes things. 293 00:15:14,421 --> 00:15:17,005 A good, clean, happy mom. 294 00:15:18,963 --> 00:15:19,921 Please. 295 00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:23,713 [sighs] So when am I gonna see ol' Kim-er-oo? 296 00:15:23,796 --> 00:15:27,046 Well, her name is still Kate, and try "never." 297 00:15:27,130 --> 00:15:29,963 -Why not? Did something happen? -If it did, I wouldn't tell you. 298 00:15:30,046 --> 00:15:32,630 Well, you can talk to me whenever you're ready. I'm here. 299 00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:34,046 Stop being creepy. 300 00:15:36,588 --> 00:15:38,421 "Add salt to taste." What does that mean? 301 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:41,838 [gentle music playing] 302 00:15:41,921 --> 00:15:42,755 Nope. 303 00:15:44,005 --> 00:15:45,255 Bigger is better. 304 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,046 Mmm! 305 00:15:51,088 --> 00:15:54,171 ["My Sharona" by The Knack playing] 306 00:15:54,255 --> 00:15:57,671 ♪ Ooh, my little pretty one Pretty one, pretty one ♪ 307 00:15:57,755 --> 00:15:59,630 ♪ When you gonna give me some ♪ 308 00:15:59,713 --> 00:16:01,796 -♪ Time, Sharona? ♪ -♪ Time, Sharona? ♪ 309 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:05,463 -[chuckles] Hey. You're here early. -A good boyfriend's never late. 310 00:16:05,546 --> 00:16:08,005 Now, I got American beer for your dad. 311 00:16:08,505 --> 00:16:10,130 I boned up on the Seahawks, 312 00:16:10,213 --> 00:16:12,338 and will be nonchalantly working in the fact 313 00:16:12,421 --> 00:16:15,171 that Australia was founded as a British penal colony. 314 00:16:15,255 --> 00:16:17,755 -The opposite of posh. -Mmm, don't say "posh." 315 00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:18,838 Good point. 316 00:16:18,921 --> 00:16:20,296 Okay. What can I do? 317 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,630 Uh, nothing. Play gets out in an hour. 318 00:16:22,713 --> 00:16:25,213 All we have to do is set the table and get dressed. 319 00:16:25,296 --> 00:16:27,921 Oh. Okay. [sucks teeth] 320 00:16:28,005 --> 00:16:32,380 Or we could… get undressed. 321 00:16:32,463 --> 00:16:33,296 Mmm. 322 00:16:33,796 --> 00:16:36,296 -I like the way you think, Johnny Ryan. -Yeah? 323 00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:40,130 Why don't we start with you? 324 00:16:41,588 --> 00:16:42,421 What do you mean? 325 00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:45,588 Strip for me, big man. 326 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,046 -["My Sharona" continues] -[Kate chuckles] 327 00:16:48,130 --> 00:16:50,088 -Me? -Uh-huh. 328 00:16:50,671 --> 00:16:52,296 Yep. Oh. 329 00:16:52,380 --> 00:16:54,671 [Kate chuckling] 330 00:16:59,546 --> 00:17:00,546 [Kate] Woo! 331 00:17:03,963 --> 00:17:04,796 Mm-hmm. 332 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:06,046 [Johnny exhales] 333 00:17:06,838 --> 00:17:07,671 Oh. 334 00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:09,380 [Johnny grunts] 335 00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:12,380 [Kate chuckles] 336 00:17:13,255 --> 00:17:14,380 [Kate cheers] 337 00:17:14,463 --> 00:17:17,213 [Johnny humming] 338 00:17:17,296 --> 00:17:19,088 -Yeah, yeah, ooh. -[Kate chuckles] 339 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:22,588 ♪ When you gonna give it to me Give it to me ♪ 340 00:17:22,671 --> 00:17:25,796 -♪ Is it just a matter of time, Sharona? ♪ -[Kate chuckles] 341 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,713 ♪ Is it d-d-destiny? ♪ 342 00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,380 [Kate] Oh yeah. 343 00:17:29,463 --> 00:17:31,713 ♪ Or it just a game in my mind, Sharona? ♪ 344 00:17:31,796 --> 00:17:34,338 Oh, the things I'm gonna do to you. 345 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,921 -Oh, yeah? -[Kate] Yeah. 346 00:17:36,005 --> 00:17:36,921 [Johnny exhales] 347 00:17:37,005 --> 00:17:38,005 [Kate cheers] 348 00:17:38,088 --> 00:17:39,421 [shrieks] Oh my God! 349 00:17:39,505 --> 00:17:43,796 -[Johnny yells] -Uh, we'll… we'll come back later, Kate. 350 00:17:43,880 --> 00:17:46,630 I told you we shouldn't have left before intermission. Okay. 351 00:17:46,713 --> 00:17:49,005 -Sorry! -[Kate exhales] This won't be… One minute. 352 00:17:49,088 --> 00:17:49,921 [Margie] Mm-hmm! 353 00:17:50,005 --> 00:17:53,171 -Shit… Shit… Motherfucking shit. -Oh my God. 354 00:17:53,255 --> 00:17:54,213 [Danny] This is awkward. 355 00:17:55,338 --> 00:17:58,838 -Awkward? She's, like, a minute late. -No. I meant us working together. 356 00:17:58,921 --> 00:18:02,463 This can't be easy for you seeing me every day. 357 00:18:02,546 --> 00:18:05,046 Now, if it's any consolation, I meant what I said. 358 00:18:05,130 --> 00:18:06,838 I just can't be the man you deserve. 359 00:18:06,921 --> 00:18:09,255 Oh, for fuck's sake. No one's hurt. 360 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,921 I have zero interest in you. 361 00:18:13,421 --> 00:18:14,255 If you say so. 362 00:18:14,338 --> 00:18:17,046 Besides, you're the one who can't stop thinking about that night. 363 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,796 Just trying to be sensitive. 364 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,630 Sensitive people don't have to try. 365 00:18:21,171 --> 00:18:23,796 See? This is what would happen if we were together. 366 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,296 It's a disaster. 367 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,130 -I'm a rogue, Tully. -[Tully chuckles] 368 00:18:27,213 --> 00:18:29,880 You're not a rogue. You're just an ordinary dick. 369 00:18:32,046 --> 00:18:34,088 You didn't think it was ordinary that night. 370 00:18:34,171 --> 00:18:36,088 Too bad it's attached to your personality. 371 00:18:36,171 --> 00:18:38,255 Oh, "Too bad it's attached…" Mmm. 372 00:18:38,963 --> 00:18:39,838 Tully Hart? 373 00:18:39,921 --> 00:18:41,046 Is he with you? 374 00:18:41,546 --> 00:18:43,046 Yeah, unfortunately. 375 00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:45,213 Thank you for meeting me. 376 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:47,671 Thank you for telling me your story. 377 00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:50,505 Please sit. Tell me about Benedict Binswanger. 378 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:52,046 Take notes. 379 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,588 [woman] He was my employer for 30 years. 380 00:18:55,171 --> 00:18:57,963 I cleaned his house. I heard his secrets. 381 00:18:58,463 --> 00:18:59,796 He's an awful man. 382 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:02,921 He injured workers, and he would just cover it up. 383 00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:04,338 Pay them off. 384 00:19:04,838 --> 00:19:06,671 He bribed politicians. 385 00:19:07,713 --> 00:19:10,130 He sent his own brother away. 386 00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:15,588 There was blackmail, hush money, and a child out of wedlock. 387 00:19:15,671 --> 00:19:16,963 [Tully inhales] 388 00:19:17,046 --> 00:19:20,171 Would you be willing to be interviewed on camera? 389 00:19:20,255 --> 00:19:22,338 That's why I came to you, Tully, 390 00:19:22,421 --> 00:19:24,838 because, oh, I trust you. 391 00:19:26,005 --> 00:19:28,630 I met you when you were just a baby. 392 00:19:28,713 --> 00:19:30,213 -[baby Tully crying] -Let me in! 393 00:19:31,630 --> 00:19:33,213 I'm sorry, miss, they're not here. 394 00:19:33,796 --> 00:19:36,796 You were so darling, so small. 395 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:38,171 I gave you a chocolate. 396 00:19:38,755 --> 00:19:40,796 [Tully chuckles nervously] What? 397 00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:45,296 What Benedict did to your mother was terrible. 398 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:48,838 [Cloud] Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 399 00:19:50,171 --> 00:19:52,671 I wanted to help, but I didn't know how. 400 00:19:53,338 --> 00:19:54,921 You knew my mother? 401 00:19:55,005 --> 00:19:57,713 Well, this is what I'm trying to tell you! 402 00:19:58,213 --> 00:20:01,755 The Binswangers, they're bad people. 403 00:20:01,838 --> 00:20:03,921 They're not to be trusted. 404 00:20:04,546 --> 00:20:11,505 I had to leave when they started replacing all the furniture with exact replicas. 405 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:14,880 Wait. 406 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:16,380 What? 407 00:20:16,463 --> 00:20:20,255 Daisy! There you are. You know you're not allowed to leave without a nurse. 408 00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:21,963 I hope she wasn't bothering you. 409 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,755 Oh my God, you really are Tully Hart from KPOC! 410 00:20:24,838 --> 00:20:27,005 I told you I was seeing her today! 411 00:20:27,088 --> 00:20:29,713 [exhales] Last week she said she was meeting Michael J. Fox. 412 00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,421 The week before that, Bryant Gumble. 413 00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:32,588 He bought me ice cream. 414 00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:36,921 Come on, we have to get back. It's almost time for Wheel of Fortune. 415 00:20:37,005 --> 00:20:41,171 [gasps] Sometimes Vanna White sends me messages through the puzzles. 416 00:20:41,255 --> 00:20:42,380 [Danny] Mmm. 417 00:20:45,088 --> 00:20:47,463 Tell your mother I'm sorry, Tallulah. 418 00:20:47,546 --> 00:20:49,546 [gentle music playing] 419 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:55,755 [Tully sighs] 420 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:56,671 Yeah. 421 00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:04,380 I hope we gave you two plenty of time to finish your, um… 422 00:21:05,505 --> 00:21:07,505 whatever that was you were doing. 423 00:21:07,588 --> 00:21:09,130 -Mom! -[Johnny clears throat] 424 00:21:09,213 --> 00:21:10,421 Come on! 425 00:21:11,005 --> 00:21:12,671 Ah, I think it's time for a beer. 426 00:21:12,755 --> 00:21:14,088 Bud, can I get you one? 427 00:21:14,796 --> 00:21:16,796 -Thought you'd never ask. -Okay. 428 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:19,588 [exhales] 429 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:23,630 So, about what you saw earlier… 430 00:21:24,213 --> 00:21:25,046 Oh no. 431 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:26,671 I get it. 432 00:21:26,755 --> 00:21:29,546 After Tully, he moved on to you. 433 00:21:29,630 --> 00:21:33,213 [chuckles] That is not what is happening. 434 00:21:33,296 --> 00:21:35,130 Um, we're dating, and it's actually… 435 00:21:35,213 --> 00:21:36,921 [inhales] …it's getting pretty serious. 436 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,671 Well, I just don't want him to use you the way he did Tully. 437 00:21:40,755 --> 00:21:42,796 He didn't use Tully. 438 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,088 It's none of my business. You're an adult. 439 00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:46,963 Obviously. 440 00:21:48,630 --> 00:21:50,463 [Johnny groans] My favorite beer. 441 00:21:51,046 --> 00:21:53,380 They make that right here in America. Hey? 442 00:21:53,463 --> 00:21:55,505 [chuckles, inhales] 443 00:21:55,588 --> 00:21:56,796 A Bud for a Bud. 444 00:21:58,046 --> 00:22:00,963 That's original. Been getting that joke since high school. 445 00:22:01,046 --> 00:22:02,505 [chuckles] Have you? 446 00:22:02,588 --> 00:22:04,630 So… [sniffles] 447 00:22:04,713 --> 00:22:05,838 …what down is it? 448 00:22:05,921 --> 00:22:08,546 -Third and 27. Just got a holding penalty. -Great. 449 00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:11,880 Great? Just got hit with a bullshit call, took us out of the Red Zone. 450 00:22:12,546 --> 00:22:16,671 Uh… Oh, the Red Zone. That's… That's bullshit. Come on! 451 00:22:16,755 --> 00:22:18,338 [indistinct chatter on TV] 452 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,505 -[Johnny sucks teeth] -[Bud exhales] 453 00:22:22,588 --> 00:22:24,255 Did you know Mad Max is Australian? 454 00:22:25,005 --> 00:22:27,130 [doorbell buzzes] 455 00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:28,255 I got it. 456 00:22:33,005 --> 00:22:36,463 -Hey! Here they are. -Hi! Sorry, we're late. 457 00:22:36,546 --> 00:22:38,713 -[Sean] Luca got fussy. Say hi! -[Kate] Hi! How are you? 458 00:22:38,796 --> 00:22:41,088 -[Margie] Come here, big guy! -[grunts] How was the show? 459 00:22:41,171 --> 00:22:44,630 Some fruity guy dressed as a cat tried to give me a lap dance, 460 00:22:44,713 --> 00:22:47,213 but that wasn't the worst show we saw today, was it? 461 00:22:47,296 --> 00:22:50,546 [baby cooing] 462 00:22:51,463 --> 00:22:52,713 [indistinct whispers] 463 00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:55,755 [Johnny sighs] 464 00:22:57,255 --> 00:22:59,338 Tully, Tully's mom. 465 00:22:59,963 --> 00:23:04,255 I would like you to close your eyes and picture the future. 466 00:23:05,338 --> 00:23:09,796 The future of media and entertainment, the Internet. 467 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,046 The non-compete clause in your contract doesn't cover the web. 468 00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,463 Therefore, you can do whatever you want. 469 00:23:15,546 --> 00:23:19,338 Your new website is tullyhart.com. 470 00:23:19,421 --> 00:23:21,171 Now, they call it a domain name 471 00:23:21,255 --> 00:23:24,088 because, girl, you are queen of this domain. 472 00:23:24,921 --> 00:23:27,505 But I was on television. 473 00:23:27,588 --> 00:23:30,505 There were big lights, and audiences and commercials. 474 00:23:30,588 --> 00:23:32,796 Millions of people watched me every day. 475 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,796 And now they can visit your site and read your blog. 476 00:23:36,671 --> 00:23:38,255 You want me to blog? 477 00:23:38,338 --> 00:23:40,005 -I blog. -You blog? 478 00:23:40,088 --> 00:23:41,755 It's 2004. Of course I blog. 479 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:45,421 I post videos on astrology. 480 00:23:46,588 --> 00:23:47,838 This one has… 481 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,505 12 hits. 482 00:23:51,755 --> 00:23:55,421 This week, Mars squares Uranus. 483 00:23:55,505 --> 00:24:00,671 Mars is action, aggression, but also your sex drive. 484 00:24:00,755 --> 00:24:04,630 This transit can give you the courage to break free, 485 00:24:04,713 --> 00:24:08,713 rebel against authority, rebel against convention. 486 00:24:09,796 --> 00:24:12,005 Wilson King has you in a cage. 487 00:24:12,921 --> 00:24:17,546 But he can't touch you here, and it is the future. 488 00:24:18,130 --> 00:24:21,046 -Think about it. -[Tully breathes deeply] 489 00:24:28,505 --> 00:24:31,005 [Kate gasps] Oh, I'm so sorry. I should've knocked. 490 00:24:31,088 --> 00:24:31,921 That's all right. 491 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:35,338 We were married 15 years, Kate. It's fine. 492 00:24:35,421 --> 00:24:36,796 [chuckles] Totally. 493 00:24:38,338 --> 00:24:39,171 Sorry. 494 00:24:40,005 --> 00:24:40,880 Okay. 495 00:24:43,463 --> 00:24:44,338 [chuckles] 496 00:24:45,130 --> 00:24:46,088 Mmm. 497 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,546 -[gasps] -[loud explosion] 498 00:24:56,630 --> 00:24:57,671 [loud echoes] 499 00:24:58,296 --> 00:24:59,130 [gasps] 500 00:25:02,963 --> 00:25:07,130 -[high-pitched ringing] -[breathing heavily] 501 00:25:10,421 --> 00:25:12,046 [continues breathing heavily] 502 00:25:12,130 --> 00:25:13,255 [soldier 1] Go! Go! 503 00:25:16,005 --> 00:25:18,088 [soldier 2] We're under attack! Medic! 504 00:25:18,171 --> 00:25:19,505 [helicopter blades whirring] 505 00:25:19,588 --> 00:25:20,713 Hey! 506 00:25:20,796 --> 00:25:22,505 -[indistinct yelling] -[gunshots] 507 00:25:22,588 --> 00:25:23,588 Hey! 508 00:25:23,671 --> 00:25:26,546 -[loud explosion] -[Johnny continues breathing heavily] 509 00:25:27,463 --> 00:25:28,546 [Johnny yells] 510 00:25:31,838 --> 00:25:33,921 Johnny, are you okay? 511 00:25:34,421 --> 00:25:36,963 [Johnny breathing heavily] 512 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:39,880 Oh my God, what happened? 513 00:25:40,463 --> 00:25:44,796 Just… Just my hip. Pushed it too hard in physical therapy this morning. 514 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:47,338 Here. 515 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:49,255 -[Johnny] Thanks. -Here. 516 00:25:49,338 --> 00:25:51,046 I got it, I got it, I got it. 517 00:25:51,755 --> 00:25:52,588 [grunts] 518 00:25:53,171 --> 00:25:56,171 [Johnny continues breathing heavily] 519 00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:57,588 I could use a little privacy. 520 00:25:57,671 --> 00:25:59,296 Oh, sorry. Yeah. Okay. 521 00:26:01,005 --> 00:26:03,171 Just let me know if you need anything, okay? 522 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:04,630 Yeah. 523 00:26:06,005 --> 00:26:08,921 -[door shuts] -[breathes deeply] 524 00:26:14,088 --> 00:26:15,130 [Tully sighs] 525 00:26:18,921 --> 00:26:19,755 You okay? 526 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:23,005 You barely berated me the entire ride. 527 00:26:23,588 --> 00:26:25,838 I don't berate. I banter. 528 00:26:25,921 --> 00:26:27,380 I didn't say I don't enjoy it. 529 00:26:27,463 --> 00:26:30,296 I can't believe that Binswanger lead turned out to be a bust. 530 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,338 [sighs] I know. 531 00:26:31,421 --> 00:26:35,921 When she started talking, I thought, "This can make our careers." 532 00:26:36,005 --> 00:26:38,421 How about when she said she met me as a baby? 533 00:26:38,505 --> 00:26:39,421 [Danny] So creepy. 534 00:26:39,505 --> 00:26:41,005 -I totally thought-- -I… Me too! 535 00:26:41,088 --> 00:26:42,880 -I believed her for a second. -Okay, yeah. 536 00:26:42,963 --> 00:26:45,505 -I mean, it seemed weirdly logical. -Oof. 537 00:26:45,588 --> 00:26:48,630 Like, I never met my dad, so, of course, it's him. 538 00:26:48,713 --> 00:26:50,671 Of course. I'm a Binswanger. 539 00:26:51,505 --> 00:26:53,755 I can definitely see it though with the right… 540 00:26:54,338 --> 00:26:56,380 I guess about as likely as the Marlboro Man. 541 00:26:57,005 --> 00:26:58,463 The Marlboro Man? 542 00:26:59,588 --> 00:27:02,505 I used to fantasize that the Marlboro Man was my dad. 543 00:27:03,005 --> 00:27:05,546 I would cut out his picture from magazines and stuff. 544 00:27:06,130 --> 00:27:08,380 That is adorable. 545 00:27:08,463 --> 00:27:09,421 Shut up. 546 00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:11,130 Little Tully and the Marlboro Man! 547 00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,088 -I know it's stupid. -[Danny chuckling] No. 548 00:27:13,171 --> 00:27:18,296 He just always seemed so manly, mysterious, and dependable. 549 00:27:18,380 --> 00:27:21,088 You thought the Marlboro Man was dependable? 550 00:27:21,921 --> 00:27:25,046 He was on billboards and in magazines. I always knew where to find him. 551 00:27:27,088 --> 00:27:28,046 [Tully chuckles] 552 00:27:28,130 --> 00:27:29,005 [Danny sighs] 553 00:27:32,463 --> 00:27:34,505 [sighs] You really didn't need to walk me to my door. 554 00:27:34,588 --> 00:27:36,630 Oh, I'm nothing if not a gentleman. 555 00:27:36,713 --> 00:27:38,880 -Don't think I'm inviting you in. -[Danny inhales] 556 00:27:40,630 --> 00:27:41,880 [indistinct chatter on TV] 557 00:27:41,963 --> 00:27:44,005 -[Bud] Oh, hey, Tully. [chuckles] -Hi! 558 00:27:44,088 --> 00:27:45,921 -Nice to see ya. Whoa, whoa! -[Tully] You too. 559 00:27:46,713 --> 00:27:48,838 Hey, aren't you… aren't you Dan the Sports Man for KDUG? 560 00:27:48,921 --> 00:27:50,838 Well, I'm actually at KPOC now, reporting. 561 00:27:50,921 --> 00:27:53,046 Oh, that's great! You were one of my favorites. 562 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,921 No one covered the Warren Moon fiasco like you. 563 00:27:55,005 --> 00:27:55,880 Oh! 564 00:27:55,963 --> 00:27:57,130 Hey, wanna come in for a beer? 565 00:27:57,213 --> 00:27:59,713 -[laughs] I would love to! So nice. -[Bud] Hey, Johnny! Johnny! 566 00:27:59,796 --> 00:28:01,921 -[Johnny] Hey, Bud-- -[Bud] Grab us a couple beers, pal. 567 00:28:02,005 --> 00:28:03,713 And some more pretzels. Hey, come on. 568 00:28:03,796 --> 00:28:06,005 I can't even believe it. Live in person. [chuckles] 569 00:28:06,088 --> 00:28:07,796 [Danny] Oh yeah, isn't this great? 570 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,713 -I'm not a hologram. -[Bud] Yeah, I know. 571 00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:13,505 [sportscaster continues indistinctly] 572 00:28:14,338 --> 00:28:15,505 [Bud chuckles] 573 00:28:15,588 --> 00:28:16,796 -All right. -[Danny] Mmm. 574 00:28:17,421 --> 00:28:18,880 Yeah, you gotta tell me straight up. 575 00:28:19,755 --> 00:28:21,296 The Hawks make the playoffs this year? 576 00:28:22,296 --> 00:28:24,088 -I hate to break your heart, Bud. -[Bud groans] 577 00:28:24,171 --> 00:28:25,713 [both chuckling] 578 00:28:25,796 --> 00:28:26,796 [Bud] Heaven forbid. 579 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,505 -[Danny] Yeah. -[Bud chuckles] 580 00:28:28,588 --> 00:28:30,255 -Excuse me, Johnny. -[Johnny] Hmm? 581 00:28:30,338 --> 00:28:32,880 -Oh! [chuckles] Sorry, Margie! -[Margie] Mm-hmm. 582 00:28:34,963 --> 00:28:38,505 Danny's a nice boy and handsome. 583 00:28:39,046 --> 00:28:40,421 He would definitely agree with you. 584 00:28:40,505 --> 00:28:43,505 And he appreciates a family dinner. You know what that means. 585 00:28:43,588 --> 00:28:45,213 He's too lazy to cook for himself? 586 00:28:46,088 --> 00:28:48,296 It's good to meet a man who's on your level. 587 00:28:49,380 --> 00:28:50,671 I agree with Margie. 588 00:28:51,546 --> 00:28:53,796 A lot of chemistry between you two, Tully. 589 00:28:54,546 --> 00:28:58,380 Yes, it would be convenient for you if she moved on. 590 00:29:00,171 --> 00:29:01,171 [Johnny sighs] 591 00:29:02,130 --> 00:29:03,296 [Tully chuckles] 592 00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:05,630 -So this is going well. -[Johnny chuckles] 593 00:29:05,713 --> 00:29:08,338 -I need another beer. -Mmm. [chuckles] 594 00:29:10,546 --> 00:29:11,755 -[Tully] Hiya! -[Sean chuckles] 595 00:29:11,838 --> 00:29:13,005 Hi, tickles. 596 00:29:13,088 --> 00:29:16,463 So, you're dating Dan the Sports Man? 597 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:17,421 Hell no. 598 00:29:17,921 --> 00:29:20,588 I mean, he's okay in bed. 599 00:29:20,671 --> 00:29:23,380 And not entirely unfortunate looking, right? 600 00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:25,421 I mean, what's your expert opinion? 601 00:29:26,255 --> 00:29:31,588 Uh, my expert opinion is that you should find a man and settle down 602 00:29:31,671 --> 00:29:33,213 so our kids can play together. 603 00:29:33,296 --> 00:29:34,255 Ugh. 604 00:29:34,338 --> 00:29:35,921 -No, I'm serious, Tully. -[baby coos] 605 00:29:36,421 --> 00:29:37,713 It's life-changing. 606 00:29:38,588 --> 00:29:39,755 Everything makes sense now. 607 00:29:39,838 --> 00:29:42,255 This is exactly what I was waiting all those years to find. 608 00:29:42,338 --> 00:29:44,755 -[Bud] Oh! -[Bud and Danny chuckling] 609 00:29:44,838 --> 00:29:49,088 [announcer] It's feisty, funny, and totally unpredictable. 610 00:29:49,171 --> 00:29:50,505 The Girlfriend Hour, 611 00:29:50,588 --> 00:29:54,588 with new hosts Brooks Banack and Bambi Lane! 612 00:29:54,671 --> 00:29:56,213 -[turns off TV] -[sighs] 613 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,296 [Tully sighs] 614 00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:22,213 [exhales] 615 00:30:23,671 --> 00:30:25,505 -[inspirational music playing] -[beeps] 616 00:30:26,421 --> 00:30:27,421 Hi! 617 00:30:27,505 --> 00:30:30,463 It's Tully Hart, your old girl from-- Agh! Shit. 618 00:30:33,755 --> 00:30:34,921 Hi. 619 00:30:35,005 --> 00:30:37,171 It's your old girlfriend, Tully Hart. 620 00:30:37,255 --> 00:30:39,421 Welcome to my website. 621 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:44,505 I miss you all so much, but I just want you to know, I'm doing great. 622 00:30:44,588 --> 00:30:45,880 I'm doing great. 623 00:30:45,963 --> 00:30:47,796 I am doing great. 624 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:48,880 [chuckles] 625 00:30:50,546 --> 00:30:51,421 Okay. 626 00:30:52,671 --> 00:30:55,005 That is bullshit. [sighs] 627 00:30:55,088 --> 00:30:58,088 My agent wants me to do something upbeat for the website 628 00:30:58,171 --> 00:31:00,630 about "New Beginnings" or whatever, but… 629 00:31:00,713 --> 00:31:04,380 [sighing] …ugh, I feel like when my hippie mom tried to be Carol Brady. 630 00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:07,338 She wore the polyester pantsuits, she did the baking, 631 00:31:07,421 --> 00:31:08,880 but it didn't work. 632 00:31:10,005 --> 00:31:10,963 Because it was a lie. 633 00:31:11,046 --> 00:31:13,546 So instead, I'm gonna tell the truth. 634 00:31:13,630 --> 00:31:14,796 [clears throat] 635 00:31:15,630 --> 00:31:19,380 I'm pissed off. I am really pissed off. 636 00:31:19,463 --> 00:31:22,546 Oh, I know, women aren't supposed to be angry. 637 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:24,880 Hurt or sad, sure. 638 00:31:24,963 --> 00:31:26,921 But angry? Oof. 639 00:31:27,005 --> 00:31:29,171 Better hide it. Better lock that up. 640 00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,088 But I am angry with the man who is suing me. 641 00:31:33,171 --> 00:31:35,546 He took my show, he took my voice. 642 00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:36,963 So I'm taking it back. 643 00:31:37,546 --> 00:31:40,671 I know I'm just screaming into the abyss right now, but… 644 00:31:40,755 --> 00:31:42,046 [inhales] 645 00:31:42,130 --> 00:31:43,630 …I will not be silenced. 646 00:31:43,713 --> 00:31:44,755 But I won't be silenced. 647 00:31:44,838 --> 00:31:45,963 If he thinks… 648 00:31:46,046 --> 00:31:50,630 If he thinks he can just lock me away in some dark tower 649 00:31:50,713 --> 00:31:52,796 like a helpless princess… 650 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,463 please. [scoffs] 651 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:56,130 I'm the queen. 652 00:31:57,338 --> 00:32:02,255 No matter how dark it gets, I always find my light. 653 00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:04,755 [gentle music playing] 654 00:32:12,046 --> 00:32:14,380 Oh, I think I finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. 655 00:32:14,463 --> 00:32:16,713 My physical therapist says I'm an A student. 656 00:32:16,796 --> 00:32:18,046 Already driving again. 657 00:32:18,130 --> 00:32:21,296 I've never been so grateful to sit in downtown Seattle gridlock. 658 00:32:21,380 --> 00:32:23,380 [all chuckle] 659 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,671 We are just so glad that you're okay. 660 00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:28,671 -You gave us a real scare, pal. -Oh. 661 00:32:29,380 --> 00:32:31,921 Yeah, well, basically good as new. 662 00:32:32,005 --> 00:32:33,338 [Kate] Mmm. 663 00:32:33,421 --> 00:32:35,296 You know who isn't good as new? 664 00:32:36,588 --> 00:32:37,838 Julia. 665 00:32:37,921 --> 00:32:43,130 I… I bumped into her in town last week, and she looked awful. 666 00:32:43,213 --> 00:32:44,880 No makeup. No bra. 667 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:45,921 Huh. 668 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:47,046 She's depressed. 669 00:32:47,130 --> 00:32:49,171 When are you gonna move back home? 670 00:32:49,255 --> 00:32:50,171 Subtle, Grandma. 671 00:32:50,755 --> 00:32:51,755 Well… 672 00:32:51,838 --> 00:32:53,796 Uh… [chuckles] 673 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,296 You know, I don't think she wants me to move back in. 674 00:32:56,380 --> 00:32:59,380 Of course she does. You're just having a midlife crisis. 675 00:32:59,463 --> 00:33:01,421 Mom. Can we please not? 676 00:33:01,505 --> 00:33:03,921 Johnny had his midlife crisis in Iraq, 677 00:33:04,505 --> 00:33:06,671 but he realized his mistake and he came back to Kate. 678 00:33:06,755 --> 00:33:08,463 -[Bud] Yep. -Mom, really, we don't… 679 00:33:08,546 --> 00:33:10,880 Yeah, that's not quite how that happened. 680 00:33:11,380 --> 00:33:13,963 Yeah, this is just a temporary arrangement while I recover. 681 00:33:14,963 --> 00:33:17,005 We're still very much divorced. 682 00:33:22,213 --> 00:33:24,755 But of course, we'll always be a family. [chuckles] 683 00:33:28,421 --> 00:33:31,130 -Do you even have a plan? -[Bud] Now leave the kid alone. He's fine. 684 00:33:31,213 --> 00:33:33,505 -He can't live in Kate's basement forever. -Yeah. [sighs] 685 00:33:33,588 --> 00:33:34,921 I like having Uncle Sean around. 686 00:33:35,005 --> 00:33:36,796 [Margie] Of course you do, sweetie, 687 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:40,046 but he belongs with his wife and kids. 688 00:33:40,130 --> 00:33:42,421 Someday when you have a boyfriend-- 689 00:33:43,005 --> 00:33:45,546 She can have whatever kind of friend that she wants to have. 690 00:33:45,630 --> 00:33:47,630 Oh my God, Mom, you're so embarrassing. 691 00:33:47,713 --> 00:33:49,546 [Margie] Why's everyone jumping down my throat? 692 00:33:49,630 --> 00:33:52,088 -I just want Sean to be happy. -Sean is happy. 693 00:33:52,171 --> 00:33:54,921 Your generation is too self-involved. 694 00:33:55,005 --> 00:33:59,796 You don't understand about sacrificing in the moment to build something bigger. 695 00:34:01,921 --> 00:34:03,546 That's not what this is. [chuckles] 696 00:34:04,671 --> 00:34:06,630 [Sean chuckles, exhales] 697 00:34:09,421 --> 00:34:10,338 I'm gay. 698 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,630 I've always been gay. 699 00:34:17,630 --> 00:34:20,713 I had a boyfriend before Julia. His name was Richard. 700 00:34:21,671 --> 00:34:22,630 I loved him, 701 00:34:23,463 --> 00:34:25,630 and he died, and I got scared, 702 00:34:25,713 --> 00:34:27,130 and then I got married. 703 00:34:27,213 --> 00:34:30,671 And I don't regret any of it, but I cannot do this anymore. 704 00:34:31,255 --> 00:34:32,213 [Sean sighs] 705 00:34:33,046 --> 00:34:35,296 And I've been so afraid to tell you, 706 00:34:36,296 --> 00:34:37,296 but there it is. 707 00:34:38,630 --> 00:34:40,171 Sean's gay. [sighs] 708 00:34:43,838 --> 00:34:45,921 But you… you love sports. 709 00:34:47,255 --> 00:34:48,421 [chuckles shakily] 710 00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:51,213 So you are having a… a midlife crisis. 711 00:34:51,296 --> 00:34:53,880 -Mom! -It's not a crisis, Mom. 712 00:34:54,421 --> 00:34:55,630 It's just me. 713 00:34:56,380 --> 00:34:57,463 What is-- 714 00:34:58,630 --> 00:35:00,713 -You all knew about this? -[Bud] Well, I didn't. 715 00:35:00,796 --> 00:35:02,713 And you kept it from… from me? 716 00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:05,921 I… I… I love gay people. 717 00:35:06,005 --> 00:35:09,838 -I… I watch, um, Will & Grace every week. -Yeah, she does. 718 00:35:09,921 --> 00:35:11,963 Oh God. Is that how I sound? 719 00:35:12,046 --> 00:35:13,588 Yeah, pretty much. 720 00:35:14,630 --> 00:35:16,546 I need a minute. [exhales] 721 00:35:16,630 --> 00:35:18,171 [emotional music playing] 722 00:35:18,255 --> 00:35:19,421 Sean… 723 00:35:19,505 --> 00:35:20,713 [Marah sighs] 724 00:35:24,171 --> 00:35:25,130 [Margie] Sean? 725 00:35:45,296 --> 00:35:46,880 Are you going through my stuff? 726 00:35:46,963 --> 00:35:49,088 I… I was just making your bed. 727 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,005 [sighs] There's, um… 728 00:35:51,713 --> 00:35:57,755 There's… There's an ad in here for, uh, an amp I wanted to buy. 729 00:35:57,838 --> 00:35:59,796 [gentle music playing] 730 00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:00,755 Okay. 731 00:36:03,588 --> 00:36:06,046 I'll go on that date with, um… 732 00:36:07,088 --> 00:36:08,088 What's her name? 733 00:36:09,171 --> 00:36:10,296 Susan. 734 00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:11,588 [Sean] Yeah, her. 735 00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:16,213 Uh… 736 00:36:17,255 --> 00:36:18,463 Mom, I-- 737 00:36:18,546 --> 00:36:20,713 I'm gonna make your favorite dinner tonight, 738 00:36:20,796 --> 00:36:22,213 chicken à la king. 739 00:36:22,296 --> 00:36:24,338 [gentle music continues] 740 00:36:35,463 --> 00:36:36,838 [Sean exhales] 741 00:36:36,921 --> 00:36:38,880 -How'd he do? -Out like a light. 742 00:36:40,130 --> 00:36:43,046 I always knew Sean would be a wonderful dad. 743 00:36:43,130 --> 00:36:44,338 [Julia] Mmm. 744 00:36:44,421 --> 00:36:46,755 You brought home a good one here too. [chuckles] 745 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:47,921 Oh, we're not dating. 746 00:36:48,005 --> 00:36:50,796 Oh? You better lock her down, Danny. 747 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,588 -She's a catch. -[Margie] Bud! Get with the '80s. 748 00:36:53,671 --> 00:36:54,505 [Bud] What? 749 00:36:54,588 --> 00:36:57,130 Tully doesn't need to get married. She has a career. 750 00:36:57,213 --> 00:36:58,838 -Yeah, screw marriage. -[Danny chuckles] 751 00:36:58,921 --> 00:37:01,546 -She could do both. -Exactly. She could do both. 752 00:37:02,338 --> 00:37:04,713 A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. 753 00:37:04,796 --> 00:37:06,005 [Bud chuckles] 754 00:37:06,088 --> 00:37:07,671 I saw that on a bumper sticker. 755 00:37:07,755 --> 00:37:11,880 [all chuckle] 756 00:37:11,963 --> 00:37:15,505 Hear, hear, well said, marriage is an outdated concept. 757 00:37:15,588 --> 00:37:19,505 Basically just a way for men to act like they own women. 758 00:37:19,588 --> 00:37:21,005 [scoffs] Who needs that? 759 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,130 You don't believe in marriage? 760 00:37:23,213 --> 00:37:25,213 Hell no! I'm with you, Marge. 761 00:37:25,296 --> 00:37:26,171 Margie. 762 00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:31,088 Margie. Yeah. No, I'm… Never saw the point in getting married. 763 00:37:31,671 --> 00:37:32,921 Wait, like, never? 764 00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:36,546 Why should we involve the government in our relationships? 765 00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:40,255 I mean, the whole thing is antiquated and sexist. 766 00:37:40,921 --> 00:37:45,505 Plus, I mean, come on, do you know anyone who's happily married? 767 00:37:45,588 --> 00:37:47,671 I don't. [chuckles] 768 00:37:53,296 --> 00:37:54,421 Um… [chuckles nervously] 769 00:37:55,088 --> 00:37:59,713 No, I mean, obviously you are all happy. 770 00:37:59,796 --> 00:38:00,630 Um… 771 00:38:01,255 --> 00:38:03,630 I just… I just sort of meant, you know, just generally-- 772 00:38:03,713 --> 00:38:05,296 I could use another beer. 773 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:08,171 Anyone else? No? 774 00:38:08,255 --> 00:38:10,130 All right. [clears throat] 775 00:38:10,213 --> 00:38:11,296 So let me guess. 776 00:38:12,088 --> 00:38:16,796 Your views on marriage are more European, Johnny? 777 00:38:17,713 --> 00:38:18,838 I, um… 778 00:38:19,796 --> 00:38:23,421 I love your daughter very much. 779 00:38:23,505 --> 00:38:26,963 I just never saw myself as someone's husband. 780 00:38:29,671 --> 00:38:31,171 I think we get it. 781 00:38:32,088 --> 00:38:32,921 Yeah. 782 00:38:34,963 --> 00:38:38,213 Do you have anything besides Budweiser? 783 00:38:38,796 --> 00:38:39,838 Apparently not. 784 00:38:40,421 --> 00:38:41,380 [gulps] 785 00:38:43,213 --> 00:38:45,130 Well, that was a shitshow. 786 00:38:45,213 --> 00:38:46,171 Yeah. 787 00:38:46,255 --> 00:38:48,213 Poor Kate. I hope she's okay. 788 00:38:48,296 --> 00:38:49,505 Ah, they'll work it out. 789 00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:50,421 On the upside, 790 00:38:50,505 --> 00:38:52,880 I won't forget Bud's rendition of "Memory" anytime soon. 791 00:38:52,963 --> 00:38:56,046 -[Tully chuckles] He is a character. -Yeah. 792 00:38:57,171 --> 00:38:59,380 You didn't have to walk me to my car. 793 00:38:59,963 --> 00:39:01,921 I am nothing if not a gentlewoman. 794 00:39:02,505 --> 00:39:04,046 Look, I get it. 795 00:39:04,546 --> 00:39:07,255 You're hoping that I ask you to come home with me. 796 00:39:07,338 --> 00:39:09,588 -And it's probably a big mistake… -Danny… 797 00:39:09,671 --> 00:39:10,713 …but you know what? 798 00:39:10,796 --> 00:39:11,713 Fuck it. 799 00:39:12,296 --> 00:39:15,380 Let's do it. You were right back there in the park. 800 00:39:15,463 --> 00:39:18,213 I've never met anybody like you. I can't stop thinking about you. 801 00:39:18,296 --> 00:39:20,546 You're just saying that to get me back in bed. 802 00:39:20,630 --> 00:39:21,546 [sucks teeth] 803 00:39:22,421 --> 00:39:23,921 -Yes. -[chuckles] 804 00:39:24,005 --> 00:39:25,380 And because it's true. 805 00:39:29,338 --> 00:39:30,296 [car horn honks] 806 00:39:33,630 --> 00:39:34,796 That's my date. 807 00:39:35,505 --> 00:39:36,880 -[man] Hey, Tully! -Hey! 808 00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:41,213 [car door shuts] 809 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,755 [Tully] Catch you later, Sports Man. 810 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:50,588 [Johnny] Oh, I guess they suffered through the beer after all. 811 00:39:50,671 --> 00:39:52,088 [Kate] It's a tough crowd, huh? 812 00:39:52,588 --> 00:39:53,421 Impossible. 813 00:39:56,671 --> 00:40:00,421 So that whole thing about not believing in marriage? 814 00:40:00,505 --> 00:40:03,213 [chuckles] Went over about as well as New Coke. 815 00:40:03,921 --> 00:40:07,088 You were just agreeing with my mom, right? Like I suggested? 816 00:40:07,671 --> 00:40:08,505 I mean… 817 00:40:09,963 --> 00:40:11,255 I wasn't lying. 818 00:40:12,338 --> 00:40:13,921 Wait, so you never want to get married? 819 00:40:14,755 --> 00:40:15,671 I've just… 820 00:40:17,005 --> 00:40:19,796 [sighs] I mean, my parents were miserable, 821 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:24,255 and most married people seem more resentful than in love. 822 00:40:26,046 --> 00:40:27,463 Not sure why I'd want to sign up. 823 00:40:27,546 --> 00:40:29,963 What about Sean and Julia? They're happy. 824 00:40:30,505 --> 00:40:34,630 Don't you get the sense they're just pedaling as fast as they can? 825 00:40:36,088 --> 00:40:37,713 They have a lot on their plate. 826 00:40:39,255 --> 00:40:41,171 I just never understood why people need a contract 827 00:40:41,255 --> 00:40:44,380 to tell them exactly how the rest of their lives are gonna play out. 828 00:40:44,921 --> 00:40:48,005 Isn't it better to make up our own rules? 829 00:40:51,505 --> 00:40:53,005 We don't need to talk about this. 830 00:40:53,088 --> 00:40:55,338 I mean, I wasn't even thinking about marriage. 831 00:40:56,421 --> 00:40:57,255 I love you, 832 00:40:58,338 --> 00:41:02,213 and this is not about you, or us, or our future. 833 00:41:03,630 --> 00:41:04,796 Yeah, no, I get it. 834 00:41:07,088 --> 00:41:08,005 Are you okay? 835 00:41:09,046 --> 00:41:10,171 Are we okay? 836 00:41:11,005 --> 00:41:12,171 Yeah. 837 00:41:12,255 --> 00:41:14,755 I'm just tired. [inhales] 838 00:41:16,046 --> 00:41:18,255 I, uh, think I'm gonna go to bed. 839 00:41:18,338 --> 00:41:20,838 [gentle music playing] 840 00:41:27,005 --> 00:41:28,088 [Tully exhales] 841 00:41:28,963 --> 00:41:30,546 Are you ready to have some fun? 842 00:41:30,630 --> 00:41:33,380 Whoo-hoo! Cheesy potatoes! Let's get crazy. 843 00:41:33,463 --> 00:41:37,005 I want you to take this to the McGillicuddy’s. 844 00:41:37,088 --> 00:41:38,588 What? No! Why? 845 00:41:38,671 --> 00:41:40,755 They sent this casserole dish a thousand years ago. 846 00:41:41,421 --> 00:41:42,838 We can't return it empty. 847 00:41:42,921 --> 00:41:44,213 -I'm not going over there. -Fine! 848 00:41:44,296 --> 00:41:47,671 Then I will go over there, and I'll tell Kate how much you miss her. 849 00:41:48,755 --> 00:41:50,546 Wait, you actually said her name right. 850 00:41:50,630 --> 00:41:52,963 It's a sign from God. 851 00:41:53,963 --> 00:41:56,630 -[Tully scoffs] -Ah, schnitzel! 852 00:41:56,713 --> 00:42:00,088 Ooh! That smarts. That's what it is. 853 00:42:00,588 --> 00:42:01,421 Hmm. 854 00:42:01,921 --> 00:42:03,255 -[Tully] Okay. -Have fun. 855 00:42:03,838 --> 00:42:05,838 -[Cloud sighs] -[doorbell rings] 856 00:42:10,296 --> 00:42:11,130 [Margie] Tully! 857 00:42:11,213 --> 00:42:15,338 Hi. Uh, I'm returning this dish. It's cheesy potatoes. 858 00:42:15,421 --> 00:42:17,255 Wow, that's lovely. 859 00:42:17,338 --> 00:42:19,171 And it doesn't have wheat in it or anything. 860 00:42:19,255 --> 00:42:21,171 Oh! Good to know. 861 00:42:21,755 --> 00:42:24,213 -Kate, you have a visitor! -No, no, you don't have to. 862 00:42:24,296 --> 00:42:26,546 -I was just gonna drop this off and then… -No! 863 00:42:27,213 --> 00:42:28,463 -Let's see. -[Tully] …leave. 864 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:30,296 Ooh! 865 00:42:32,296 --> 00:42:33,380 Hey. Uh… 866 00:42:34,838 --> 00:42:36,338 What are you… What are you doing here? 867 00:42:37,005 --> 00:42:38,046 Potato errand. 868 00:42:38,796 --> 00:42:40,046 Oh. 869 00:42:40,630 --> 00:42:43,588 [gasps] I just remembered I have to go upstairs now. 870 00:42:45,130 --> 00:42:47,505 Oh God, she's so embarrassing. 871 00:42:47,588 --> 00:42:49,255 [Tully] Well, she's better than Cloud. 872 00:42:49,338 --> 00:42:51,546 She says "schnitzel" instead of "shit" now. 873 00:42:51,630 --> 00:42:53,463 So basically, every other word is "schnitzel." 874 00:42:53,546 --> 00:42:54,796 [Kate chuckles] 875 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:55,713 Uh… 876 00:42:56,630 --> 00:42:58,338 So, uh… 877 00:42:59,088 --> 00:43:01,255 -How are you doing? -Great. How are you? 878 00:43:01,338 --> 00:43:05,505 Great! Um, I really like A.V. Club, and, um… 879 00:43:07,671 --> 00:43:10,255 You know, I could sponsor you to join, if you want. 880 00:43:10,338 --> 00:43:12,338 Um, it'd be like a provisional member thing 881 00:43:12,421 --> 00:43:15,213 because it's mid-semester and Lisa-Karen's a stickler for the rules. 882 00:43:15,296 --> 00:43:16,713 -But… [chuckles] -Yeah, I bet she is. 883 00:43:17,463 --> 00:43:21,130 -Well, what's that supposed to mean? -Nothing. She seems super fun. 884 00:43:22,046 --> 00:43:23,713 She's my friend, okay? 885 00:43:23,796 --> 00:43:26,671 And… And you don't need to be rude. I was just trying to be nice. 886 00:43:26,755 --> 00:43:29,421 -Nice people don't have to try. -What are you saying? I'm not nice? 887 00:43:29,505 --> 00:43:31,713 I don't know. Where were you this entire year? 888 00:43:31,796 --> 00:43:33,088 No calls, no letters… 889 00:43:33,171 --> 00:43:36,005 You told me not to write you. You said our friendship was over. 890 00:43:36,088 --> 00:43:38,796 -I didn't mean that! I was just mad. -How was I supposed to know that? 891 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,546 -How could you not know that? -I don't know! All I know is… 892 00:43:42,338 --> 00:43:45,296 is that it was the worst thing that anyone has ever said to me, ever. 893 00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:46,546 And you did nothing wrong. 894 00:43:46,630 --> 00:43:49,130 I'm just a terrible person, and you're the innocent victim, right? 895 00:43:49,213 --> 00:43:51,421 -You're twisting my words, Tully. -Oh my God. 896 00:43:51,505 --> 00:43:55,963 Would you stop screaming and just admit that you miss each other already? 897 00:43:56,046 --> 00:43:57,255 So stupid. 898 00:43:57,338 --> 00:43:59,255 Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about. 899 00:43:59,338 --> 00:44:01,921 Yeah. Right. Okay. You two keep fighting. 900 00:44:02,005 --> 00:44:03,380 I don't care. I have a date. 901 00:44:03,463 --> 00:44:05,755 Is that why you're wearing an entire bottle of cologne? 902 00:44:05,838 --> 00:44:06,838 Shut up. 903 00:44:06,921 --> 00:44:08,713 You still smell like farts. 904 00:44:10,296 --> 00:44:11,963 [scoffs] God. 905 00:44:15,338 --> 00:44:18,380 He's so full of shit. [exhales] 906 00:44:20,671 --> 00:44:22,088 [Tully exhales] 907 00:44:22,171 --> 00:44:23,505 So you don't miss me? 908 00:44:25,338 --> 00:44:27,171 -Do you miss me? -Duh. 909 00:44:27,838 --> 00:44:32,046 -Even though you're, like, a total bitch. -Um, you're the bitch, bitch. [chuckles] 910 00:44:32,130 --> 00:44:34,671 Well, that's why we're best friends. We're both bitches. 911 00:44:35,255 --> 00:44:36,838 [both chuckle] 912 00:44:38,296 --> 00:44:40,838 [gentle music playing] 913 00:44:44,088 --> 00:44:46,171 -So… -[Tully] Mm-mm. 914 00:44:46,255 --> 00:44:50,546 What do you say we, uh, brave these cheesy potatoes? 915 00:44:50,630 --> 00:44:52,713 [Tully chuckles] Mmm. 916 00:44:52,796 --> 00:44:53,630 I'm scared. 917 00:44:54,421 --> 00:44:56,838 -We'll do it together. [chuckles] -[Tully] Mmm. Okay. 918 00:44:58,130 --> 00:44:58,963 Oh wow. 919 00:44:59,046 --> 00:45:00,046 -Cheers. -[Tully] Cheers. 920 00:45:01,588 --> 00:45:03,046 -Oh, wow. -Mmm! 921 00:45:03,130 --> 00:45:05,046 -That's the best thing I've ever tasted. -Mm-hmm. 922 00:45:05,130 --> 00:45:07,130 Mmm. Are you sure there's no drugs in these? 923 00:45:07,213 --> 00:45:09,005 Hmm. Well, maybe we'll get lucky. 924 00:45:09,088 --> 00:45:11,046 [both chuckle] 925 00:45:11,130 --> 00:45:12,588 Mmm. Wow. 926 00:45:20,171 --> 00:45:21,171 You okay? 927 00:45:21,796 --> 00:45:24,296 Yes, Mularkey. I'm fine. 928 00:45:27,046 --> 00:45:30,380 Thought that was kind of beautiful just now, Sean coming out. 929 00:45:31,588 --> 00:45:35,213 It would have been if your family weren't so dysfunctional. 930 00:45:36,380 --> 00:45:38,838 That's a bit unfair. I mean, they're trying. 931 00:45:39,838 --> 00:45:41,796 I thought we were letting Marah come to us. 932 00:45:42,588 --> 00:45:45,296 It's like you don't care that we agree. You just do what you want. 933 00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,005 What? That's not true. 934 00:45:48,588 --> 00:45:51,171 Sure. Well, I guess I'm making it up. 935 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,796 Johnny, what is going on with you lately? You just seem so… 936 00:45:57,338 --> 00:45:58,171 I'm worried. 937 00:45:59,630 --> 00:46:02,171 That's not your job anymore. We're not married. 938 00:46:02,255 --> 00:46:05,171 -You don't have to worry about me. -Yeah, well, I still do. 939 00:46:06,088 --> 00:46:08,171 Maybe you should go talk to somebody. 940 00:46:08,255 --> 00:46:09,421 Jesus Christ, Mularkey. 941 00:46:09,505 --> 00:46:11,296 I don't need you to diagnose me. All right? 942 00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:14,671 Is it not enough that I'm here tonight, spending time with your family? 943 00:46:14,755 --> 00:46:16,546 What are you talking about? 944 00:46:16,630 --> 00:46:18,380 I thought you wanted to have dinner with us. 945 00:46:18,463 --> 00:46:19,463 You know what? 946 00:46:19,963 --> 00:46:21,296 I'm gonna get out of here. 947 00:46:21,380 --> 00:46:24,380 -Johnny, wait. -Please, just back off. All right? 948 00:46:29,338 --> 00:46:30,171 [scoffs] 949 00:46:34,796 --> 00:46:35,921 [sighs] 950 00:46:44,796 --> 00:46:46,713 There's pasta if you're hungry. 951 00:46:48,380 --> 00:46:50,338 I don't have much of an appetite. 952 00:46:55,671 --> 00:46:59,380 I'm sorry you felt like you had to lie to everyone. 953 00:47:02,171 --> 00:47:03,505 That's how you see it? 954 00:47:04,088 --> 00:47:05,005 A lie? 955 00:47:06,421 --> 00:47:08,380 I don't know how I see it, Sean. 956 00:47:08,921 --> 00:47:10,838 I never really knew my own son. 957 00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,296 It's not my fault that I couldn't come to you. 958 00:47:14,380 --> 00:47:16,255 [inhales] I wanted to. 959 00:47:18,005 --> 00:47:19,463 I really needed you. 960 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:23,130 As a teenager, and when Richard died… 961 00:47:23,213 --> 00:47:25,088 You could have come to me! 962 00:47:25,171 --> 00:47:28,505 If I'd known, I… I would have supported you. 963 00:47:29,338 --> 00:47:30,296 You knew. 964 00:47:33,546 --> 00:47:34,421 You knew. 965 00:47:34,505 --> 00:47:36,838 [gentle music playing] 966 00:47:36,921 --> 00:47:38,463 You just didn't want to admit it. 967 00:47:40,588 --> 00:47:41,588 Sean… 968 00:47:52,338 --> 00:47:53,296 Hey. 969 00:47:53,380 --> 00:47:55,005 Grandma and Grandpa are waiting in the car. 970 00:47:55,088 --> 00:47:56,963 They said they can drop me off at the sleepover. 971 00:47:57,046 --> 00:47:59,838 Oh. Over at Ashley's? It's just the two of you or… 972 00:48:00,421 --> 00:48:02,630 Mom, there's gonna be like five other girls there. 973 00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:03,838 Right, of course. 974 00:48:04,588 --> 00:48:05,838 Well, I hope you know 975 00:48:05,921 --> 00:48:09,755 that if you ever want to talk to me about anything, 976 00:48:09,838 --> 00:48:12,880 or, you know, just go to an Indigo Girls concert together… 977 00:48:13,463 --> 00:48:15,088 I know, Mom. Thanks. 978 00:48:15,671 --> 00:48:20,296 But I am never ever watching an Angelina Jolie movie with you again. 979 00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:22,213 [chuckles] It's a deal. 980 00:48:23,546 --> 00:48:24,463 I love you. 981 00:48:27,713 --> 00:48:28,921 -Bye. -Bye. 982 00:48:30,546 --> 00:48:31,630 [door opens] 983 00:48:33,255 --> 00:48:35,130 -[Kate sighs] -[door shuts] 984 00:48:38,838 --> 00:48:39,713 Well… 985 00:48:40,921 --> 00:48:44,463 at least she doesn't "hate me" hate me. I think she just, like, regular hates me. 986 00:48:45,005 --> 00:48:47,088 She loves you. You're doing good. 987 00:48:47,171 --> 00:48:49,130 [gentle music playing] 988 00:48:49,213 --> 00:48:51,005 I know that dinner had to have been hard. 989 00:48:52,046 --> 00:48:54,921 [smacks lips] I'm just surprised how angry I am. 990 00:48:55,546 --> 00:48:57,046 [breathes deeply] 991 00:48:57,130 --> 00:48:58,296 Also relieved. 992 00:48:58,921 --> 00:49:00,630 And I'm kind of disappointed. 993 00:49:00,713 --> 00:49:04,088 I know it's silly, but I had this fantasy that when I told them… [inhales] 994 00:49:04,921 --> 00:49:06,838 I don't know, they'd hug me and… 995 00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:10,755 tell me they were proud of me. 996 00:49:16,505 --> 00:49:17,380 [exhales] 997 00:49:19,463 --> 00:49:20,463 I'm proud of you. 998 00:49:21,421 --> 00:49:22,838 [Sean sighs] 999 00:49:22,921 --> 00:49:25,880 I can't believe six whole people know that I'm gay. 1000 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:28,421 -We should celebrate. -[laughs] That sounds ominous. 1001 00:49:28,505 --> 00:49:31,338 I'm serious. We should go bar-hopping. We should go gay bar-hopping. 1002 00:49:31,421 --> 00:49:34,796 Yeah, except I don't know any Seattle gay bars, like, at all. 1003 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,380 That's no problem. You wanna know who does? 1004 00:49:38,546 --> 00:49:41,380 -[upbeat music playing] -[Tully] I'm so glad you guys called me! 1005 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,713 Sean! They're checking you out. 1006 00:49:43,796 --> 00:49:45,463 I don't think it's me they're interested in. 1007 00:49:46,171 --> 00:49:50,880 "If he thinks he can lock me up in some dark tower like a helpless princess…" 1008 00:49:50,963 --> 00:49:52,505 "Please!" 1009 00:49:52,588 --> 00:49:54,213 "I am the queen!" 1010 00:49:54,296 --> 00:49:56,880 [chuckles] Wait, you saw that? 1011 00:49:56,963 --> 00:49:58,171 My cousin sent me the link. 1012 00:49:58,255 --> 00:50:00,005 I've already emailed it to everyone I know. 1013 00:50:00,088 --> 00:50:03,296 It was fantastic. I've watched it, like, 25 times. 1014 00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:04,921 Oh my God! 1015 00:50:05,005 --> 00:50:06,880 Oh my God! Justine was right. 1016 00:50:06,963 --> 00:50:08,796 I am the future of media. 1017 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:09,963 What's she talking about? 1018 00:50:10,046 --> 00:50:12,296 Cloud helped me upload a video to the Internet. 1019 00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:13,296 Cloud did what? 1020 00:50:13,380 --> 00:50:16,380 I didn't think anyone was gonna see it, but I guess they did! 1021 00:50:16,463 --> 00:50:20,671 "No matter how dark it gets, I always find my light." 1022 00:50:20,755 --> 00:50:24,213 -Hell yes, you do. -[all chuckle] 1023 00:50:24,296 --> 00:50:29,130 Let me buy you a drink, sir, and have you met my friend Sean? 1024 00:50:30,130 --> 00:50:32,421 -Hey. Uh, Sean. -Hi. 1025 00:50:32,505 --> 00:50:34,046 -[Sean inhales] -[Tully and Kate chuckle] 1026 00:50:34,130 --> 00:50:37,046 [sportscaster] Hasselbeck under pressure… 1027 00:50:37,713 --> 00:50:39,255 His teammates won't let him forget 1028 00:50:39,338 --> 00:50:41,463 that he's not the leading sacker on this team. 1029 00:50:41,546 --> 00:50:42,546 You sure you want another? 1030 00:50:43,546 --> 00:50:44,380 Yeah. 1031 00:50:44,463 --> 00:50:47,046 ["Let's Go Down" by Terry Reid playing] 1032 00:50:48,755 --> 00:50:49,588 Thanks. 1033 00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:55,088 [man] Hasselbeck's a joke. Everyone in this damn bar knows it. 1034 00:50:55,171 --> 00:50:57,796 [music continues] 1035 00:51:01,796 --> 00:51:02,671 [sucks teeth] 1036 00:51:03,255 --> 00:51:06,005 -[cheering] -[upbeat music playing] 1037 00:51:07,005 --> 00:51:08,921 Wow, he was so nice. 1038 00:51:09,005 --> 00:51:10,213 -Really nice. -[Sean] Yeah. 1039 00:51:10,296 --> 00:51:13,505 And he gave me his number, so I guess I'm officially a stud. 1040 00:51:13,588 --> 00:51:15,671 -[Kate] Yay! -[all chuckle] 1041 00:51:15,755 --> 00:51:17,171 ["Finally" by CeCe Peniston playing] 1042 00:51:17,255 --> 00:51:18,755 -[Kate] Mmm. -[Tully] Mmm! 1043 00:51:18,838 --> 00:51:21,213 Let's dance! 1044 00:51:21,296 --> 00:51:22,421 Okay, we'll dance. 1045 00:51:22,505 --> 00:51:23,963 [music continues] 1046 00:51:24,046 --> 00:51:26,963 ♪ Finally, it has happened to me ♪ 1047 00:51:27,046 --> 00:51:31,880 ♪ Right in front of my face And I just can not hide it ♪ 1048 00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:35,213 ♪ Finally, it has happened to me ♪ 1049 00:51:35,296 --> 00:51:39,963 ♪ Right in front of my face My feelings can't describe it ♪ 1050 00:51:40,046 --> 00:51:43,171 ♪ Finally, it has happened to me ♪ 1051 00:51:43,255 --> 00:51:45,338 [indistinct chatter on TV] 1052 00:51:46,463 --> 00:51:48,338 [groans] Hasselbeck's got to go, man! 1053 00:51:48,421 --> 00:51:50,421 He heard you already. 1054 00:51:54,005 --> 00:51:54,921 We all did. 1055 00:51:55,005 --> 00:51:56,130 Excuse me? 1056 00:51:57,421 --> 00:52:02,505 Nobody here gives a shit about your football commentary. 1057 00:52:03,171 --> 00:52:04,838 Lighten up, British boy. 1058 00:52:05,421 --> 00:52:06,546 I'm Australian. 1059 00:52:08,213 --> 00:52:10,046 So you go fuck yourself. 1060 00:52:14,588 --> 00:52:15,755 You wanna say that again? 1061 00:52:16,921 --> 00:52:17,755 Go… 1062 00:52:21,546 --> 00:52:22,505 fuck… 1063 00:52:25,046 --> 00:52:26,005 yourself. 1064 00:52:27,963 --> 00:52:28,921 What? 1065 00:52:29,005 --> 00:52:31,171 Oh, are you gonna punch me? [chuckles] 1066 00:52:31,255 --> 00:52:32,463 As if you have the balls. 1067 00:52:33,130 --> 00:52:34,463 [grunts, gasps] 1068 00:52:35,963 --> 00:52:37,213 [Johnny gasps for air] 1069 00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,421 Was that a punch? Or you trying to give me a reach-around? 1070 00:52:42,588 --> 00:52:44,255 -[Johnny grunts] -[loud explosion] 1071 00:52:44,338 --> 00:52:47,338 ["Let's Go Down" continues] 1072 00:52:49,755 --> 00:52:53,921 [grunting] 1073 00:52:54,921 --> 00:52:57,671 [grunting] 1074 00:52:58,463 --> 00:53:01,380 -[guns firing] -[high-pitched ringing] 1075 00:53:02,546 --> 00:53:06,171 [helicopter blades whirring] 1076 00:53:07,630 --> 00:53:10,005 [gentle music playing] 1077 00:53:24,338 --> 00:53:26,713 [upbeat music playing] 1078 00:53:40,255 --> 00:53:43,171 [music fades]