1 00:00:10,005 --> 00:00:12,171 -[gentle music playing] -Hey, Seattle singles. 2 00:00:12,255 --> 00:00:17,588 Uh, I'm Kate, and I love horseback riding and rainy days, 3 00:00:17,671 --> 00:00:20,546 and I once had Pac-Man fever, 4 00:00:20,630 --> 00:00:23,713 but then the doctor gave me some cream and cleared that one right up. [chuckles] 5 00:00:23,796 --> 00:00:25,130 I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. 6 00:00:25,213 --> 00:00:27,421 Um, I've never tried video dating before, 7 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:30,630 so I'm really excited to see what kind of guys the computer sends me, 8 00:00:30,713 --> 00:00:33,171 or however it is that this whole thing works. 9 00:00:34,213 --> 00:00:36,546 I really just want to meet someone nice 10 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:40,213 who is not gonna lead me on like the last guy did. 11 00:00:40,296 --> 00:00:43,130 When he made me believe that true love is possible 12 00:00:43,213 --> 00:00:45,880 even though it ended up being total and utter bullshit. 13 00:00:45,963 --> 00:00:49,671 Cut. You sound totally insane. Can you please take this seriously? 14 00:00:49,755 --> 00:00:50,713 That was serious. 15 00:00:50,796 --> 00:00:52,588 Someone has to try computer dating, 16 00:00:52,671 --> 00:00:54,630 and it can't be me if I'm reporting the story. 17 00:00:54,713 --> 00:00:56,338 Well, can't you just get Carol? 18 00:00:56,421 --> 00:00:58,671 I mean, she literally tries things for her whole job. 19 00:00:58,755 --> 00:01:00,963 No. Because then it's "Carol tries computer dating" 20 00:01:01,046 --> 00:01:02,838 instead of "Tully talks trends." 21 00:01:02,921 --> 00:01:05,130 Besides, you and Johnny broke up weeks ago. 22 00:01:05,213 --> 00:01:07,130 I thought you wanted to get back out there. 23 00:01:07,213 --> 00:01:08,463 Sure, I guess. 24 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:12,046 But making videos to sell myself to men I've never met is weird. 25 00:01:12,130 --> 00:01:15,921 -It's the wave of the future, Kate. -[chuckles] No, this isn't Tron. Okay? 26 00:01:16,005 --> 00:01:19,796 Real people are always going to want to meet real people in the real world. 27 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,713 Like in… in… in singles bars and racquetball courts 28 00:01:22,796 --> 00:01:26,630 and… and at supermarkets where two people reach for the same melon 29 00:01:26,713 --> 00:01:29,005 and then their eyes meet and everything goes slow motion 30 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:30,671 and they just know. 31 00:01:32,130 --> 00:01:33,088 -All right. -[Kate sighs] 32 00:01:33,171 --> 00:01:35,046 Why don't we watch a few for inspiration 33 00:01:35,130 --> 00:01:38,880 and, who knows, maybe you'll see someone and just… know. 34 00:01:38,963 --> 00:01:39,880 [Kate scoffs] 35 00:01:41,088 --> 00:01:42,130 Fine. 36 00:01:42,213 --> 00:01:44,880 You know what they say. Don't judge a book by its cover. 37 00:01:44,963 --> 00:01:47,171 I may be a business executive by day, 38 00:01:48,505 --> 00:01:51,046 but I'm a party animal by night. Rawr! 39 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:52,838 -[Tully] Ooh. -[man 2] Oh, hi. 40 00:01:52,921 --> 00:01:54,380 What's that behind your ear? 41 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:55,880 Nothing? 42 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:59,380 It's supposed to be… this. 43 00:01:59,463 --> 00:02:03,296 I guess you have to meet me in person to find out how I did that. 44 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:05,213 [upbeat music playing] 45 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:06,255 [chuckles] 46 00:02:06,338 --> 00:02:11,921 Just gonna say this upfront. If you do dope, I'm gonna say "nope." 47 00:02:12,588 --> 00:02:15,630 Okay. So this is the dating pool you want to toss me into? 48 00:02:15,713 --> 00:02:18,713 Why don't you just throw me into Puget Sound and get it over with? 49 00:02:18,796 --> 00:02:21,088 [Tully chuckles] Just one more. 50 00:02:21,171 --> 00:02:23,421 Hi. I'm Theo, and I… 51 00:02:24,338 --> 00:02:27,046 Wow, this is odd, isn't it? 52 00:02:27,130 --> 00:02:29,963 Making a videotape to tell strangers why they should date you? 53 00:02:30,046 --> 00:02:34,921 Um, anyway, um, I suppose you could call me old-fashioned, 54 00:02:35,005 --> 00:02:37,838 but I'm looking for somebody to settle down with. 55 00:02:38,338 --> 00:02:42,338 You know, white picket fence, yard full of tots. 56 00:02:42,421 --> 00:02:44,713 Yeah, just a simple, happy life. 57 00:02:44,796 --> 00:02:47,255 -Wow. He's so wholesome. -[Kate scoffs] 58 00:02:47,338 --> 00:02:48,338 And cute. 59 00:02:48,421 --> 00:02:51,088 I also like chess and Elton John. 60 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:55,380 And sunsets over the Cliffs of Dover. 61 00:02:55,463 --> 00:02:57,671 The Dover Cliffs? Come on. 62 00:02:57,755 --> 00:02:59,213 What? He's a catch. 63 00:02:59,296 --> 00:03:02,088 Yeah, the only thing I'm catching is the stink on that fake accent. 64 00:03:03,463 --> 00:03:06,463 -Look, I know it seems bleak right now… -[elevator dings] 65 00:03:06,546 --> 00:03:09,671 …but once you start, you're gonna have so much… 66 00:03:09,755 --> 00:03:11,338 -[woman] Morning, Johnny! -…fun. 67 00:03:13,171 --> 00:03:15,296 He's wearing the same shirt from yesterday. 68 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:17,713 You have got to stop keeping track of Johnny's wardrobe. 69 00:03:17,796 --> 00:03:19,588 [exhales] Yeah, I bought him that shirt. 70 00:03:20,088 --> 00:03:22,005 Hence, what I said on the video. Love is bullshit. 71 00:03:22,088 --> 00:03:24,671 Johnny's already staying out all night and sleeping with hussies 72 00:03:24,755 --> 00:03:27,796 and showing up at work in the outfit from the day before all hungover 73 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,505 and satisfied like we were never even together. 74 00:03:30,588 --> 00:03:32,796 People process heartbreak in different ways. 75 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:35,505 Yeah, he doesn't seem heartbroken. And neither do you. 76 00:03:35,588 --> 00:03:39,421 I mean, Danny left right when Johnny and I broke up, and you seem fine. 77 00:03:39,505 --> 00:03:42,588 You seem better than fine. You seem great. I mean, why are you not suffering? 78 00:03:42,671 --> 00:03:43,880 Do you want me to be suffering? 79 00:03:43,963 --> 00:03:45,421 -Yeah. A little bit. -[Tully chuckles] 80 00:03:45,505 --> 00:03:47,421 I want to know that I'm normal. 81 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:49,880 Look, Danny left. 82 00:03:50,796 --> 00:03:53,338 Wallowing in it isn't gonna change anything. 83 00:03:53,421 --> 00:03:56,255 So, I just said fuck it. 84 00:03:58,171 --> 00:03:59,255 What? 85 00:03:59,338 --> 00:04:00,421 Just like that? 86 00:04:00,505 --> 00:04:01,421 Just like that. 87 00:04:02,171 --> 00:04:03,171 And now I'm fine. 88 00:04:03,671 --> 00:04:04,755 Teach me how to do it. 89 00:04:05,796 --> 00:04:08,130 But… you're Kate. 90 00:04:08,213 --> 00:04:09,963 Teach me to be Tully. Please. 91 00:04:10,046 --> 00:04:13,255 I'll… I'll… I'll make your stupid video. I'll do whatever it takes. 92 00:04:14,171 --> 00:04:16,255 -[gentle music playing] -[Tully sighs] 93 00:04:17,463 --> 00:04:18,296 Okay, babe. 94 00:04:19,046 --> 00:04:20,130 -Okay. -Okay. 95 00:04:25,838 --> 00:04:28,421 Okay, so this weekend when it comes to Marah, you're me. 96 00:04:28,505 --> 00:04:31,671 Her strict but very fair mom, not her cool aunt. 97 00:04:31,755 --> 00:04:33,671 Who looks like she could be her sister. 98 00:04:33,755 --> 00:04:35,963 [Kate] That's not really what we're focusing on here. 99 00:04:36,046 --> 00:04:38,505 Look, I know a lot of celebrities live in your building, 100 00:04:38,588 --> 00:04:40,046 so no partying with Dave Grohl, 101 00:04:40,130 --> 00:04:43,421 or that big tech mogul, or the cute basketball player. 102 00:04:43,505 --> 00:04:44,755 -He flirted with me… -[Kate] Mmm. 103 00:04:44,838 --> 00:04:45,880 …in the elevator yesterday. 104 00:04:45,963 --> 00:04:47,005 God, I love my building. 105 00:04:47,088 --> 00:04:48,796 But don't worry, this weekend, 106 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,130 my focus is simply hanging with my goddaughter. 107 00:04:52,213 --> 00:04:53,963 Oh, about that, no watching Sex in the City. 108 00:04:54,046 --> 00:04:55,880 At least fast-forward through all the sex scenes 109 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,255 and all the Samantha story lines. 110 00:04:57,338 --> 00:04:59,630 -Please don't stay up past midnight. -I'm on it. 111 00:04:59,713 --> 00:05:01,380 I got your very lengthy email. 112 00:05:01,463 --> 00:05:04,213 -I know Marah is grounded. -[Kate] She's flunking summer school gym. 113 00:05:04,296 --> 00:05:06,880 And she's only taking that because she flunked regular school gym 114 00:05:06,963 --> 00:05:09,921 when she ditched a bunch of classes because she has a problem with authority. 115 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:11,130 Reminds me of someone I know. 116 00:05:11,213 --> 00:05:13,255 I do not have a problem with authority. 117 00:05:13,338 --> 00:05:14,255 I meant me. 118 00:05:14,338 --> 00:05:16,755 Exactly. So, you know the hell that I'm dealing with. 119 00:05:16,838 --> 00:05:19,380 [chuckles] Okay, but she's a very good student otherwise, right? 120 00:05:19,463 --> 00:05:20,755 I mean, gym is gym. Who cares? 121 00:05:20,838 --> 00:05:22,046 I care! 122 00:05:22,130 --> 00:05:23,505 And college applications care! 123 00:05:23,588 --> 00:05:24,921 In three years! 124 00:05:25,005 --> 00:05:27,713 Okay, you know what, just make yourself useful, okay? 125 00:05:28,338 --> 00:05:30,046 I'm making shepherd's pie, Johnny's favorite, 126 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:33,005 in honor of our first weekend alone together. 127 00:05:33,088 --> 00:05:33,921 Thanks to you. 128 00:05:34,005 --> 00:05:36,671 You're very welcome, but I don't know why you're worrying about dinner 129 00:05:36,755 --> 00:05:39,088 when the main course is gonna be wild sex, 130 00:05:39,171 --> 00:05:42,880 followed by more sex, followed by desert, i.e. even more sex. 131 00:05:43,796 --> 00:05:45,713 Okay, at some point, we're gonna have to eat. 132 00:05:45,796 --> 00:05:48,088 Come on. Smart money says you guys never leave the bedroom. 133 00:05:48,171 --> 00:05:52,380 That's why you need to be worrying about lingerie, not potatoes. 134 00:05:52,463 --> 00:05:53,880 Don't you worry, I got the corset. 135 00:05:53,963 --> 00:05:56,171 -[Tully] Mmm. -And the thigh highs. 136 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:57,546 And the garters. 137 00:05:57,630 --> 00:06:01,296 Ooh, Mularkey! You're kind of turning me on! 138 00:06:01,380 --> 00:06:03,796 [both chuckle] 139 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,255 -What's so funny? -Talking about your mom's sexy lingerie. 140 00:06:06,338 --> 00:06:07,630 -Oh… -Ew! 141 00:06:07,713 --> 00:06:08,963 -[Tully chuckles] -[Kate] Sorry. 142 00:06:09,046 --> 00:06:12,463 Let's get out of here before she tries to make me actually peel that potato. 143 00:06:12,546 --> 00:06:13,421 Have fun, you guys! 144 00:06:13,505 --> 00:06:16,130 Oh, we will, but not as much as you and Johnny will. 145 00:06:16,213 --> 00:06:18,130 -Oh my God, please stop. -[Tully chuckles] 146 00:06:18,213 --> 00:06:19,380 Hey, I drove the new car over. 147 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:22,046 It's very sporty and fun. I think you're really gonna enjoy it. 148 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:24,838 Have you ever heard of a game called chicken? 149 00:06:24,921 --> 00:06:26,130 I hope you're joking. 150 00:06:26,213 --> 00:06:28,713 -Your mom is so easy. -[Marah chuckles] 151 00:06:30,005 --> 00:06:31,755 -Okay, this… -[door shuts] 152 00:06:33,255 --> 00:06:35,713 And that's our Special Patty's Supreme Sauce. 153 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:37,671 Isn't that just mayo and ketchup? 154 00:06:38,171 --> 00:06:39,880 Oh, there's a lot more to it than that, 155 00:06:39,963 --> 00:06:42,546 but I can't share Burger Planet USA secrets with new employees. 156 00:06:42,630 --> 00:06:45,671 Right. Because you never know who might be a McDonald's spy. 157 00:06:46,588 --> 00:06:48,421 Corporate espionage is no joke. 158 00:06:48,505 --> 00:06:50,380 [upbeat music playing faintly] 159 00:06:50,463 --> 00:06:54,171 My right-hand man, well, woman, will show you the ropes. 160 00:06:54,255 --> 00:06:55,796 You can learn a lot from her. 161 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,005 She went from fry cook to junior manager in less than a month. 162 00:06:59,796 --> 00:07:02,380 Hey, LK! Come on out and meet the new crew members. 163 00:07:06,255 --> 00:07:07,213 Lisa-Karen? 164 00:07:07,296 --> 00:07:08,671 I'll let you get to it. 165 00:07:09,838 --> 00:07:12,255 Uh, I didn't… I didn't know that you worked here. 166 00:07:12,338 --> 00:07:13,671 Yeah, it's been a while now, 167 00:07:13,755 --> 00:07:16,005 but time flies when you stop calling someone back. 168 00:07:16,088 --> 00:07:19,213 -I'm sorry. I just… Things got-- -I don't care. We have a lot to cover. 169 00:07:19,296 --> 00:07:21,963 Now, I know you two have trouble following the rules, 170 00:07:22,046 --> 00:07:25,046 so I'm going to break this down in terms you can understand. 171 00:07:25,130 --> 00:07:29,255 There's a maximum of one break per shift, and that means one break per shift. 172 00:07:29,338 --> 00:07:31,380 Every customer must be greeted with, 173 00:07:32,046 --> 00:07:34,255 "Hope you're having a very Patty day. How may I help you?" 174 00:07:34,338 --> 00:07:35,296 Seriously? 175 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:36,588 Do I look like I'm joking? 176 00:07:37,255 --> 00:07:40,088 No more than 15 fries per order. And yes, I count. 177 00:07:40,171 --> 00:07:41,505 No freebies to friends or family, 178 00:07:41,588 --> 00:07:44,755 and no throwing out the grease because you see a mystery object in it. 179 00:07:45,338 --> 00:07:46,671 And most importantly, 180 00:07:46,755 --> 00:07:48,171 this is not a democracy. 181 00:07:48,255 --> 00:07:50,755 It's a dictatorship, and when Ian's not here, 182 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,338 I'm the dictator. 183 00:07:52,421 --> 00:07:54,463 [upbeat music continues] 184 00:07:57,088 --> 00:07:58,296 [Kate sighs] 185 00:07:59,296 --> 00:08:00,671 This is gonna be hell. 186 00:08:00,755 --> 00:08:02,338 [fries sizzling] 187 00:08:02,421 --> 00:08:05,255 You're spilling the grease! Oil doesn't grow on trees, you know? 188 00:08:05,338 --> 00:08:06,921 Well, technically, olive oil does. 189 00:08:07,005 --> 00:08:10,963 [sighs] Every drop you spill costs Burger Planet USA money. 190 00:08:11,588 --> 00:08:14,796 So let's tighten it up. I don't want to give you a demerit on your first day. 191 00:08:16,546 --> 00:08:18,630 [mocks] "I don't want to give you a demerit on your first day." 192 00:08:18,713 --> 00:08:19,880 [Tully sighs] 193 00:08:19,963 --> 00:08:22,255 Can't get the syrup to come out! 194 00:08:22,838 --> 00:08:25,880 As I said during your training, you have to pull it all the way. 195 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:26,796 Oh. 196 00:08:28,963 --> 00:08:31,588 Since it's clearly more than you can handle, I'll do it. 197 00:08:31,671 --> 00:08:33,255 Why don't you go take orders? 198 00:08:33,338 --> 00:08:35,213 The line's getting pretty long. 199 00:08:35,296 --> 00:08:36,380 Aye-aye, captain. 200 00:08:38,421 --> 00:08:40,796 [blows raspberry] Okay… 201 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,671 [exhales] …who's next? 202 00:08:45,588 --> 00:08:49,671 [dramatic music playing] 203 00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:02,838 Tully. 204 00:09:02,921 --> 00:09:04,588 What do we say to our customers? 205 00:09:05,171 --> 00:09:06,213 [sucks teeth] Um… 206 00:09:07,713 --> 00:09:09,755 [exhales] I hope… 207 00:09:11,338 --> 00:09:13,421 you're having a very Patty day. 208 00:09:13,505 --> 00:09:14,630 How can I help you? 209 00:09:14,713 --> 00:09:16,088 [girl chuckling] That's so funny. 210 00:09:16,171 --> 00:09:17,796 "Have a very Patty day?" 211 00:09:18,755 --> 00:09:21,046 -Because you're… because you're Pat. -[chuckles] 212 00:09:22,338 --> 00:09:23,255 [girl chuckles] 213 00:09:23,921 --> 00:09:27,171 Two burgers. Two cokes. Two fries. 214 00:09:33,546 --> 00:09:34,796 [Marah] I don't believe it. 215 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,380 Ashley just texted me. 216 00:09:37,421 --> 00:09:41,213 "A guy at Joe's Bagels told me he was an artist with cream cheese." 217 00:09:41,296 --> 00:09:44,046 "Serious Sandy Cohen vibes. Miss watching The O.C. with you." 218 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:47,380 And then she wrote a semicolon. That's definitely a wink, right? 219 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:50,380 Wait, isn't Ashley the girl that stood you up on the 4th of July 220 00:09:50,463 --> 00:09:51,838 to be with her boyfriend? 221 00:09:51,921 --> 00:09:53,421 That was just a misunderstanding. 222 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:56,005 Plus, they broke up. What should I tell her? 223 00:09:56,088 --> 00:09:58,421 Say something simple, like "Ha." 224 00:09:58,505 --> 00:10:00,130 Really? "Ha." That's it? 225 00:10:00,213 --> 00:10:01,880 Yeah, no exclamation point. 226 00:10:01,963 --> 00:10:03,505 Eh, seems kind of mean. 227 00:10:04,088 --> 00:10:06,713 It's mysterious and intriguing. 228 00:10:06,796 --> 00:10:08,005 [phone chimes] 229 00:10:08,088 --> 00:10:09,088 Oh my God. 230 00:10:10,296 --> 00:10:12,213 "I keep thinking about our private jokes." 231 00:10:12,296 --> 00:10:16,796 "I always wondered what would happen with us if I didn't have a boyfriend." 232 00:10:17,630 --> 00:10:18,588 "Dot, dot, dot." 233 00:10:20,463 --> 00:10:21,296 [laughing] Whoa! 234 00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,338 Stop. Don't be too eager. 235 00:10:23,421 --> 00:10:25,921 But I wondered that too, and now she doesn't have a boyfriend. 236 00:10:26,005 --> 00:10:28,088 You can text her in an hour. 237 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:29,963 An hour? 238 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,838 But she's gonna be waiting for me to respond. 239 00:10:31,921 --> 00:10:32,755 Exactly. 240 00:10:33,255 --> 00:10:34,630 I don't think I can wait that long. 241 00:10:34,713 --> 00:10:36,463 -You can and you will. -[Marah sighs] 242 00:10:36,546 --> 00:10:40,380 Now help me decide what we are gonna have for dinner. 243 00:10:40,463 --> 00:10:41,796 I am thinking 244 00:10:42,838 --> 00:10:45,546 two extra large pizzas and a lava cake. 245 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:47,505 -Plus cheesy garlic bread? -Of course. 246 00:10:47,588 --> 00:10:51,421 The whole point of this weekend is to watch bad movies and pig out. 247 00:10:51,505 --> 00:10:52,338 [timer dings] 248 00:10:54,296 --> 00:10:55,296 [Johnny] Mularkey! 249 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:56,671 You went all out! 250 00:10:56,755 --> 00:10:58,505 Hey, it's a special night. 251 00:10:58,588 --> 00:11:00,796 I figured I'd make your favorite dinner to celebrate. 252 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:01,796 Wow. 253 00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:05,213 It smells delicious. Thank you. 254 00:11:05,963 --> 00:11:06,880 You're welcome. 255 00:11:06,963 --> 00:11:08,713 [R&B music playing faintly] 256 00:11:08,796 --> 00:11:11,880 -So, I guess we should eat? Right? -[silverware clatters] 257 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:14,380 Anyway, if you want a salad, it's in the fridge. 258 00:11:15,963 --> 00:11:18,380 There's only one thing I want right now. 259 00:11:18,463 --> 00:11:19,713 [Kate exhales] 260 00:11:19,796 --> 00:11:22,630 ["You Got Me" by Nicolas Dagnall, Stella Talpo & Penguin Asylum playing] 261 00:11:22,713 --> 00:11:24,171 [both moan] 262 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,380 [Johnny] Hmm. 263 00:11:30,171 --> 00:11:32,588 ♪ I like what I hear ♪ 264 00:11:32,671 --> 00:11:35,421 ♪ The words you speak ♪ 265 00:11:35,505 --> 00:11:39,088 ♪ The way you turn me on… ♪ 266 00:11:39,171 --> 00:11:40,046 [Johnny moans] 267 00:11:40,963 --> 00:11:42,713 [breathing heavily] 268 00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:44,963 [Kate exhales] 269 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:46,796 [moans] 270 00:11:48,171 --> 00:11:50,338 [both continue breathing heavily] 271 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:54,546 Oh jeez. [chuckles] 272 00:11:54,630 --> 00:11:57,255 Sorry, it's kind of hard to get in and out of. 273 00:11:57,338 --> 00:11:59,005 Nothing to apologize for. 274 00:11:59,088 --> 00:12:01,338 -I love a sexy challenge. -[Kate chuckles] 275 00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:04,588 -[Johnny exhales] Oh. -[phone ringing] 276 00:12:04,671 --> 00:12:07,088 -I forgot to turn that off. Sorry. -Yeah. 277 00:12:08,296 --> 00:12:09,255 [Johnny] Oh. 278 00:12:09,338 --> 00:12:11,380 -Do you need to get that? -[Johnny] Um… 279 00:12:11,463 --> 00:12:12,755 It's just my editor. 280 00:12:13,838 --> 00:12:15,880 It's fine. I'll call him back. 281 00:12:17,005 --> 00:12:18,296 You should probably get it. 282 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:20,838 Otherwise, you're gonna be distracted this whole time. 283 00:12:20,921 --> 00:12:23,130 [phone continues ringing] 284 00:12:23,213 --> 00:12:24,046 It's fine. 285 00:12:24,130 --> 00:12:26,130 Okay, I'll… I'll be so quick. 286 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,755 -[Kate] Yeah, I know. -Okay, sorry. 287 00:12:29,046 --> 00:12:30,546 Marshall! Hey. 288 00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:31,671 [Kate sighs] 289 00:12:31,755 --> 00:12:35,005 The easiest way to get a guy's attention is to flash a bra strap 290 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,755 or to show some cleavage. 291 00:12:36,838 --> 00:12:38,296 But that's for amateurs. 292 00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:40,171 Oh. So, what should I do? 293 00:12:40,255 --> 00:12:41,130 Watch and learn. 294 00:12:41,213 --> 00:12:43,338 -[man] Gin and tonic! -[woman] Vodka, please! 295 00:12:43,421 --> 00:12:45,296 ["How Will I Know" by Whitney Houston playing] 296 00:12:45,380 --> 00:12:48,213 Hey, there! Can I get two gin and tonics, please? 297 00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:51,671 -How did you do that? -You'll do it too. 298 00:12:51,755 --> 00:12:53,213 Look at all these guys. 299 00:12:53,296 --> 00:12:56,005 You can flirt with them, you can get their number, 300 00:12:56,088 --> 00:12:57,588 you can go home with them if you want. 301 00:12:57,671 --> 00:13:00,171 And the best part? You don't have to care about 'em. 302 00:13:01,296 --> 00:13:02,171 Thanks. 303 00:13:03,671 --> 00:13:05,338 Thank you. Cheers. 304 00:13:06,588 --> 00:13:07,671 Ooh, come on. 305 00:13:08,171 --> 00:13:10,880 ["How Will I Know" continues playing] 306 00:13:13,671 --> 00:13:14,546 Okay. 307 00:13:15,088 --> 00:13:18,671 -This is where we scope out the goods. -Okay. 308 00:13:18,755 --> 00:13:21,838 You can tell a lot about a guy by the way he dances. 309 00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:23,213 Okay. 310 00:13:24,588 --> 00:13:29,005 ♪ When I wake from dreaming Tell me… ♪ 311 00:13:29,088 --> 00:13:30,213 Hey, come here a lot? 312 00:13:30,296 --> 00:13:33,296 -No, it's my first time! -[chuckles] I come here every night. 313 00:13:34,338 --> 00:13:35,755 I get my mail sent here. 314 00:13:35,838 --> 00:13:36,796 Oh. 315 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,921 You want to take this off the dance floor and into my Datsun-- 316 00:13:40,005 --> 00:13:41,130 -[man grunts] -Not him. 317 00:13:41,213 --> 00:13:42,463 Not him. Okay, okay. 318 00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:44,713 [whispers] Thank you. 319 00:13:47,213 --> 00:13:50,130 I wish I would have made Pat's burger so I could have spit in it. 320 00:13:50,838 --> 00:13:53,921 I can't believe I didn't do anything. I didn't say anything. 321 00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:56,421 Just "Have a very Patty day," like a fucking idiot. 322 00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:58,463 You were in shock. What were you supposed to do? 323 00:13:58,546 --> 00:13:59,880 [Tully sighs] 324 00:14:01,713 --> 00:14:04,338 [Kate] Oh God, look at her giggling at his stupid jokes. 325 00:14:04,421 --> 00:14:06,088 She doesn't know what a creep he is. 326 00:14:06,588 --> 00:14:08,171 [slurps] 327 00:14:13,380 --> 00:14:14,880 [woman] Y'all have a great night. 328 00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:16,088 Do you think he'll… 329 00:14:18,046 --> 00:14:18,963 you know… 330 00:14:20,505 --> 00:14:21,796 do what he did to me? 331 00:14:23,088 --> 00:14:24,088 Oh God. 332 00:14:26,130 --> 00:14:27,546 Chop-chop. Break's over. 333 00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:35,546 [sighs] 334 00:14:39,255 --> 00:14:41,713 [gentle music playing] 335 00:14:53,171 --> 00:14:55,130 -Where are you going? -To the bathroom. 336 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,671 This is your third break in two hours. 337 00:14:57,755 --> 00:15:00,005 I could poop on the floor if you prefer. 338 00:15:07,755 --> 00:15:08,588 [door opens] 339 00:15:11,755 --> 00:15:14,921 Occupational hazard. Leaky ketchup packets. 340 00:15:16,088 --> 00:15:17,296 [Tully inhales] 341 00:15:19,838 --> 00:15:23,088 You look familiar. Do you go to Barbara Lee Ellis High? 342 00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:25,130 No, I go to Saint Jo's. 343 00:15:25,963 --> 00:15:26,796 Oh. 344 00:15:27,421 --> 00:15:30,671 Wow. And you're here with Pat? Isn't he in college? 345 00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:32,505 Yeah, we met at the lake. 346 00:15:33,296 --> 00:15:35,421 You should be careful with Pat. 347 00:15:36,588 --> 00:15:38,880 I know he seems like a nice guy, but he's a creep. 348 00:15:40,671 --> 00:15:43,630 Look, you should just stay away from him. Far away from him. 349 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:47,796 Pat told me about what happened. 350 00:15:48,921 --> 00:15:49,838 He did? 351 00:15:49,921 --> 00:15:52,671 Yeah. I know that you guys went out a long time ago. 352 00:15:52,755 --> 00:15:54,546 You got really drunk at a party. 353 00:15:54,630 --> 00:15:57,296 You were all over him and completely embarrassed yourself. 354 00:15:57,380 --> 00:16:00,755 Then, when he didn't call you back, you went psycho and tried to run him over. 355 00:16:00,838 --> 00:16:02,338 That's not what happened! 356 00:16:02,421 --> 00:16:06,171 I went to that party with Pat because he seemed like he really liked me… 357 00:16:07,505 --> 00:16:09,421 because he made me feel special. 358 00:16:10,046 --> 00:16:10,921 And beautiful. 359 00:16:14,338 --> 00:16:16,171 Probably the way he makes you feel. 360 00:16:18,463 --> 00:16:20,338 [breathes deeply] 361 00:16:20,421 --> 00:16:22,088 But then we started kissing. 362 00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:25,338 And he wanted to go further, but I didn't. 363 00:16:26,171 --> 00:16:27,046 And he just… 364 00:16:28,505 --> 00:16:29,546 kept going. 365 00:16:30,755 --> 00:16:34,171 He held me down, and I begged him to stop, but he wouldn't. 366 00:16:34,671 --> 00:16:35,880 Until he was done. 367 00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:40,921 I still have nightmares about that night, and I don't want that to happen to you. 368 00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:48,963 You're obviously obsessed with him. 369 00:16:49,046 --> 00:16:52,421 And clearly, this is just another psycho attempt to get back at him. 370 00:16:54,630 --> 00:16:55,505 [door opens] 371 00:16:55,588 --> 00:16:57,546 [indistinct chatter] 372 00:16:57,630 --> 00:16:58,505 [door shuts] 373 00:17:02,963 --> 00:17:04,921 -[exhales] -[Marah] What do we do now? 374 00:17:05,005 --> 00:17:07,255 Maybe I should ask her to hang out next weekend? 375 00:17:07,338 --> 00:17:08,838 Absolutely not. 376 00:17:08,921 --> 00:17:10,713 You still have the upper hand. 377 00:17:11,338 --> 00:17:12,755 No, I never have the upper hand. 378 00:17:12,838 --> 00:17:15,921 I'm not the have-the-upper-hand kind of girl. 379 00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:16,838 I'm not like you. 380 00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:20,796 There have been plenty of times I have not had the upper hand. 381 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,088 Yeah, but people obsess over you. 382 00:17:23,921 --> 00:17:27,463 Not me, I'm just too… blah. 383 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,421 -Blah? [chuckles] -Blah. 384 00:17:30,505 --> 00:17:31,880 How are you blah? 385 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,130 Name one way you are blah. 386 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:39,046 I'm blah in every way. I'm blah-tastic. 387 00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:40,588 [Tully chuckles] 388 00:17:40,671 --> 00:17:43,713 That is blah-bullshit. 389 00:17:44,338 --> 00:17:47,463 You are gorgeous, 390 00:17:47,546 --> 00:17:53,046 brilliant, hilarious, weird, silly, unusual. 391 00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:54,713 No, you don't get it. 392 00:17:54,796 --> 00:17:55,963 You've never been blah. 393 00:17:56,046 --> 00:17:57,338 Neither have you. 394 00:17:57,421 --> 00:17:58,713 Not a day in your life. 395 00:17:58,796 --> 00:17:59,630 [Marah sighs] 396 00:18:00,921 --> 00:18:01,880 I feel blah. 397 00:18:03,005 --> 00:18:06,130 I feel too ordinary and too weird at the same time. 398 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:08,963 Oh, sweetheart. 399 00:18:10,796 --> 00:18:13,880 Ugh, I wish you could see yourself the way I see you. 400 00:18:14,755 --> 00:18:15,671 [phone chimes] 401 00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:19,171 [Tully sighs] 402 00:18:19,255 --> 00:18:22,213 She's asking if I want to see The Notebook tonight. 403 00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:25,838 Oh my God, that's… that's totally a date. 404 00:18:25,921 --> 00:18:27,380 She even signed it "XO." 405 00:18:27,921 --> 00:18:30,921 -Seems promising. -Can you dress me up in something cool? 406 00:18:31,630 --> 00:18:33,130 Aren't you grounded, babe? 407 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:36,755 No staying up past midnight. No hanging out with friends. 408 00:18:36,838 --> 00:18:39,130 It's just a movie. We were gonna watch a movie here anyway. 409 00:18:39,213 --> 00:18:42,588 What's the difference if I watch one with Ashley in a movie theater? 410 00:18:45,213 --> 00:18:46,671 I've liked her forever. 411 00:18:47,296 --> 00:18:50,630 And now it seems like she actually likes me back. 412 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,880 I've never had that happen before. 413 00:18:58,796 --> 00:19:00,088 [sighs] 414 00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:01,505 Your mother would kill me. 415 00:19:01,588 --> 00:19:03,630 She doesn't have to know. I'm not gonna tell her. 416 00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:06,213 -How are you planning on getting there? -Her mom's gonna drive us. 417 00:19:06,296 --> 00:19:09,630 It's gonna be totally safe. The movie's not even rated R. 418 00:19:11,213 --> 00:19:13,546 Please. It would mean so much. 419 00:19:20,213 --> 00:19:23,963 I want you back by 10:00 p.m. Not a minute later. 420 00:19:24,046 --> 00:19:26,713 I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you! 421 00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:30,380 [Johnny] Man, that editor can talk. 422 00:19:30,463 --> 00:19:32,171 Ugh, sorry that took so long. 423 00:19:33,421 --> 00:19:35,046 -Where were we? -Mmm. 424 00:19:41,088 --> 00:19:42,005 [Kate chuckles] 425 00:19:43,755 --> 00:19:45,838 You ready for some reunion sex, Mularkey? 426 00:19:45,921 --> 00:19:47,630 [Kate] Mmm. Yes, I am. 427 00:19:47,713 --> 00:19:49,713 [romantic music playing] 428 00:19:49,796 --> 00:19:52,963 [both breathing heavily] 429 00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:55,588 [Johnny exhales] 430 00:19:59,255 --> 00:20:00,171 [Kate chuckles] 431 00:20:08,130 --> 00:20:09,796 Was the mattress always this soft? 432 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,296 Mmm, I got a new one after you left. 433 00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:12,255 [Johnny] You did? 434 00:20:12,338 --> 00:20:14,213 Yeah. That old one was so hard it hurt my back. 435 00:20:14,296 --> 00:20:15,671 This one's been a big game changer. 436 00:20:15,755 --> 00:20:17,421 [Johnny] Oh, good to know. 437 00:20:22,796 --> 00:20:25,171 Sorry, hold on. I'm confused. 438 00:20:25,255 --> 00:20:28,255 Why didn't you ever mention that our mattress was too hard? 439 00:20:28,338 --> 00:20:30,713 Remember how much trouble you had sleeping on our old bed? 440 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,880 I didn't mind a little discomfort if you got some rest. 441 00:20:32,963 --> 00:20:35,546 It's just like a compromise you make in marriage. 442 00:20:35,630 --> 00:20:36,463 Oh. 443 00:20:36,546 --> 00:20:38,546 [romantic music continues] 444 00:20:44,588 --> 00:20:47,963 I can't believe you woke up every morning with back pain, and you never told me. 445 00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,546 I was happy to. It's not a big deal. 446 00:20:49,630 --> 00:20:53,463 Kate, I never want you to suffer in order to make me more comfortable. 447 00:20:54,838 --> 00:20:56,921 I want this to be a new era for us. 448 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,796 So, from now on, tell me the truth. 449 00:21:00,796 --> 00:21:03,921 Even if it's something you think I don't want to hear. 450 00:21:04,546 --> 00:21:07,671 Okay. I will. I promise. 451 00:21:07,755 --> 00:21:10,296 [romantic music continues] 452 00:21:17,546 --> 00:21:19,338 [Johnny breathing heavily] 453 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,546 Um… 454 00:21:22,546 --> 00:21:26,130 If I'm being totally honest, I don't love it when you kiss my neck. 455 00:21:26,838 --> 00:21:27,755 [Johnny kisses] 456 00:21:30,296 --> 00:21:32,838 But I kiss your neck every time we have sex. 457 00:21:34,338 --> 00:21:40,796 And you moan and make those humming sounds. 458 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:44,713 Yeah, well, you just seemed so into it. I just don't want to be a buzzkill. 459 00:21:45,796 --> 00:21:48,421 So in other words, you're faking it. 460 00:21:48,505 --> 00:21:51,171 [chuckles] No! I am so not faking it. 461 00:21:51,255 --> 00:21:52,380 I mean, not all of it. 462 00:21:52,463 --> 00:21:54,921 Definitely nothing after the neck stuff. 463 00:21:57,546 --> 00:21:58,588 [Johnny exhales] 464 00:22:00,421 --> 00:22:02,213 What else haven't you told me? 465 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,421 -[man] Damn! -[Kate chuckles] 466 00:22:04,505 --> 00:22:06,130 [upbeat music playing] 467 00:22:06,213 --> 00:22:07,046 [Kate] Whoo! 468 00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:09,796 I gotta say, you're the best dancer here. 469 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,713 No, you are! 470 00:22:14,296 --> 00:22:16,963 Hey, you wash your pants in Windex? 471 00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:18,421 What? 472 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,588 Because I can see myself in them. 473 00:22:21,588 --> 00:22:22,421 Wow. 474 00:22:24,088 --> 00:22:26,046 -Oh, hey, Tully. -What are you guys doing here? 475 00:22:26,130 --> 00:22:27,630 [chuckles] What are you doing here? 476 00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,505 -It's a bar. -Exactly. 477 00:22:29,588 --> 00:22:32,130 [sighs] Okay, well, can you do me a favor and leave? 478 00:22:32,213 --> 00:22:35,296 -[sighs] I don't want Kate to see you. -Kate's here? 479 00:22:35,380 --> 00:22:37,463 Yes, and she's having a great time 480 00:22:37,546 --> 00:22:40,380 for the first time since you broke her heart. 481 00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,338 -She broke up with me! -[Tully] Um, 482 00:22:42,421 --> 00:22:46,546 because she wants to marry you and have tons of babies, 483 00:22:46,630 --> 00:22:49,255 but you don't want to get married and have kids. 484 00:22:49,338 --> 00:22:52,421 You broke her heart. End of story. 485 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:55,546 -Why don't you just go get us a round? -Can you do it in the back of the bar? 486 00:22:55,630 --> 00:22:57,546 -I don't want her to see you. -Yeah. 487 00:22:57,630 --> 00:22:58,546 [Tully sighs] 488 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,505 I can't believe he's acting like Mr. Sad Man 489 00:23:03,588 --> 00:23:07,588 when he's so clearly taking full advantage of being single. 490 00:23:07,671 --> 00:23:09,296 -Full advantage? -Yeah! 491 00:23:09,380 --> 00:23:11,171 You don't think Kate hasn't noticed him 492 00:23:11,255 --> 00:23:13,671 rolling into the office in yesterday's clothes? 493 00:23:13,755 --> 00:23:17,588 Looking like he's been out all night doing God knows what with God knows who? 494 00:23:17,671 --> 00:23:19,630 I know who. Me. 495 00:23:20,546 --> 00:23:22,338 Johnny's been crashing on my couch. 496 00:23:22,421 --> 00:23:24,630 Because he said he cries too much when he's alone. 497 00:23:25,213 --> 00:23:27,505 Please, stop covering for him. 498 00:23:27,588 --> 00:23:28,630 Scout's honor. 499 00:23:28,713 --> 00:23:31,213 I dragged him out here tonight because I can't take it anymore. 500 00:23:31,296 --> 00:23:34,296 He keeps wearing the same shirt because he says it smells like her. 501 00:23:34,380 --> 00:23:37,088 Only it doesn't. It smells like him, un-showered. 502 00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:40,921 [scoffs] I feel for the guy, I do. 503 00:23:41,005 --> 00:23:43,713 I know too well the pain of losing Kate Mularkey. 504 00:23:43,796 --> 00:23:45,630 But I can't take it anymore. 505 00:23:45,713 --> 00:23:48,380 I wish Johnny were just more like, well, you. 506 00:23:49,005 --> 00:23:49,838 Me? 507 00:23:49,921 --> 00:23:53,046 The way you blew past that whole thing with Danny and got back to normal? 508 00:23:53,130 --> 00:23:54,421 You're like a machine. 509 00:23:54,505 --> 00:23:56,421 Seemed like you two had a real solid thing going, 510 00:23:56,505 --> 00:23:59,130 and the minute he left, you were just like a heart of stone. 511 00:23:59,963 --> 00:24:01,255 It's impressive. 512 00:24:01,338 --> 00:24:02,713 -[Tully] Mmm. -[Mutt sighs] 513 00:24:02,796 --> 00:24:05,380 I'm gonna find Johnny and bring him to a different bar. 514 00:24:05,463 --> 00:24:08,255 Otherwise, I feel like this will set him back at least a week. 515 00:24:08,338 --> 00:24:10,671 Okay, great. Thank you. Thanks, Mutt. 516 00:24:10,755 --> 00:24:14,005 [upbeat music continues] 517 00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:20,546 [Kate chuckles] 518 00:24:20,630 --> 00:24:21,963 You were so right! 519 00:24:22,046 --> 00:24:23,463 -About what? -All of it. 520 00:24:23,546 --> 00:24:25,713 I just danced with that guy for four whole songs, 521 00:24:25,796 --> 00:24:29,546 and he asked for my number, and I said no just because I could. 522 00:24:31,296 --> 00:24:32,505 That's great, Kate. 523 00:24:32,588 --> 00:24:34,546 I'm having so much fun flirting with all these guys 524 00:24:34,630 --> 00:24:36,880 I haven't even thought about Johnny in, like, half an hour. 525 00:24:36,963 --> 00:24:39,505 I… Well… I just broke my streak. Well, at least I had a streak. 526 00:24:39,588 --> 00:24:42,921 And those streaks will keep getting longer and longer until I don't even care at all. 527 00:24:43,005 --> 00:24:43,963 Just like you. 528 00:24:44,046 --> 00:24:45,421 [upbeat music continues] 529 00:24:45,505 --> 00:24:46,421 [Tully sighs] 530 00:24:47,171 --> 00:24:48,505 Except I do. 531 00:24:49,463 --> 00:24:50,296 You do what? 532 00:24:50,380 --> 00:24:51,213 Care. 533 00:24:52,046 --> 00:24:53,296 I wish I didn't. 534 00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:56,630 I'm trying not to, but stupid fucking Danny… 535 00:24:56,713 --> 00:24:59,338 I can't stop thinking about him. 536 00:25:00,463 --> 00:25:01,296 Really? 537 00:25:02,380 --> 00:25:05,796 Every guy I meet I compare to him, and no one measures up. 538 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:12,671 [sighs] I miss Danny. I… I miss him and I hate it. 539 00:25:12,755 --> 00:25:13,796 [sighs] 540 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,005 Well, did you ever think about doing long distance with him? 541 00:25:18,171 --> 00:25:20,713 I just don't think we were there yet, 542 00:25:20,796 --> 00:25:26,755 and now he has a new job and a new life, so… 543 00:25:28,838 --> 00:25:29,921 [Tully sighs] 544 00:25:30,005 --> 00:25:33,130 Well, at least he's 3,000 miles away. 545 00:25:33,213 --> 00:25:36,296 Not in the same office taunting you with his hot stubble. 546 00:25:37,630 --> 00:25:38,671 Either way sucks. 547 00:25:41,005 --> 00:25:42,921 Yeah. You're right. 548 00:25:43,005 --> 00:25:45,005 ["Ain't Nobody" by Chaka Khan playing] 549 00:25:45,088 --> 00:25:48,255 Well, if it's any consolation, you really helped me out tonight. 550 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:52,796 I mean, it's been weeks since I could see the tiniest sliver of light 551 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:55,296 at the end of whatever tunnel I'm in. 552 00:25:57,755 --> 00:25:58,588 Well… 553 00:25:59,588 --> 00:26:00,546 could you point it out? 554 00:26:01,296 --> 00:26:02,713 So I know where to look. 555 00:26:04,921 --> 00:26:08,296 Someone's gonna come along and make you forget about Danny. 556 00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:09,213 I know it. 557 00:26:09,296 --> 00:26:10,880 ♪ That's the way it was ♪ 558 00:26:10,963 --> 00:26:13,421 ♪ Happened so naturally… ♪ 559 00:26:14,421 --> 00:26:15,505 What if he was the one? 560 00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:18,296 I mean… 561 00:26:19,421 --> 00:26:22,630 I don't even believe in that stuff. What is happening to me? 562 00:26:22,713 --> 00:26:25,505 -[Tully sighs] -Have you told Danny any of this? 563 00:26:25,588 --> 00:26:27,630 What? Why would I do that? 564 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,546 Come on. Come on. 565 00:26:32,963 --> 00:26:34,588 If you don't tell Danny how you feel, 566 00:26:34,671 --> 00:26:36,963 you're gonna regret that for the rest of your life. 567 00:26:37,046 --> 00:26:38,755 He lives in New York now. 568 00:26:38,838 --> 00:26:39,671 So? 569 00:26:41,546 --> 00:26:42,713 What if he feels the same way 570 00:26:42,796 --> 00:26:45,296 and he's too scared to tell you, and neither of you say anything, 571 00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:48,005 and you both spend the rest of your lives wondering, "What if?" 572 00:26:48,088 --> 00:26:52,296 ♪ You knew I could not resist I needed someone… ♪ 573 00:26:52,963 --> 00:26:55,088 Now dial. Unless you want me to do that for you too. 574 00:26:55,171 --> 00:26:57,546 Okay. Fine. 575 00:26:57,630 --> 00:26:58,796 Thank you. 576 00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,880 [Tully sighs] 577 00:27:01,963 --> 00:27:04,130 -♪ Ain't nobody ♪ - ♪ Nobody ♪ 578 00:27:04,213 --> 00:27:06,296 -♪ Loves me better ♪ -♪ Loves me better… ♪ 579 00:27:06,380 --> 00:27:07,380 -Oh! I'm so sorry. -Oh. 580 00:27:07,463 --> 00:27:09,255 No, I'm sorry. My fault. 581 00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:12,213 -Dover Cliffs! -Excuse me? 582 00:27:12,755 --> 00:27:16,171 I… I saw your dating video. I'm not… I'm not on that service. 583 00:27:16,255 --> 00:27:18,755 I just did a… A friend of mine made me do it for her news story, 584 00:27:18,838 --> 00:27:20,671 and there's nothing wrong with being on it. 585 00:27:20,755 --> 00:27:23,880 Oh dear. Someone actually saw that? Great. 586 00:27:24,505 --> 00:27:26,213 You know, my friend signed me up as a joke. 587 00:27:26,296 --> 00:27:29,088 I'm sure I come across as a complete wanker. 588 00:27:30,088 --> 00:27:31,130 Your accent is real! 589 00:27:31,213 --> 00:27:34,421 Actually, I'm from the good old US of A! 590 00:27:34,505 --> 00:27:36,005 -Howdy partner! -[Kate chuckles] 591 00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:37,130 Trucks, army! 592 00:27:38,255 --> 00:27:40,171 -Reaganomics! -[Kate chuckles] 593 00:27:40,255 --> 00:27:42,463 Why… Why wouldn't my accent be real? 594 00:27:42,546 --> 00:27:44,838 Oh, I just figured you were like a spy or something. 595 00:27:44,921 --> 00:27:47,130 Uh, close. Close. 596 00:27:47,213 --> 00:27:49,088 I, um… I work for Greenpeace. 597 00:27:49,171 --> 00:27:51,130 -Oh. -[Theo] Yeah. 598 00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,046 Wow. 599 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:57,338 Hey, would… would you like to, maybe, go somewhere a little bit quieter? 600 00:27:57,421 --> 00:27:59,213 -Grab a bite? -I would love to. 601 00:27:59,755 --> 00:28:02,046 But it'd have to be another time. I'm here with my best friend tonight. 602 00:28:02,130 --> 00:28:03,713 Oh, you're a… you're a good friend. 603 00:28:03,796 --> 00:28:04,755 I like that. 604 00:28:04,838 --> 00:28:05,671 I tell you what. 605 00:28:06,630 --> 00:28:08,880 Let me give you my number. 606 00:28:08,963 --> 00:28:10,130 There it is. 607 00:28:10,213 --> 00:28:14,088 Call me if you ever want to set up that "another time." 608 00:28:14,171 --> 00:28:15,130 [chuckles] 609 00:28:15,213 --> 00:28:16,171 Okay. 610 00:28:16,255 --> 00:28:17,963 ["Ain't Nobody" continues playing] 611 00:28:18,046 --> 00:28:19,005 [Theo chuckles] 612 00:28:23,046 --> 00:28:24,338 [Kate chuckles] 613 00:28:24,421 --> 00:28:26,005 What has you all smiley? 614 00:28:26,088 --> 00:28:29,588 Nothing, except for remember Dover Cliffs guy? From the video? 615 00:28:30,463 --> 00:28:32,755 -Fake accent? -Except it's real. 616 00:28:32,838 --> 00:28:35,838 And he's saving the environment, and he loves his mother, and he's funny. 617 00:28:35,921 --> 00:28:39,546 Wow. All of that in two minutes. I'm impressed. 618 00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:41,713 How'd it go? Did you talk to Danny? 619 00:28:41,796 --> 00:28:45,671 Nah, I just, uh, left him a very heartfelt message. 620 00:28:46,171 --> 00:28:47,380 Ball's in his court. 621 00:28:47,463 --> 00:28:49,755 Good for you! I'm proud of you. 622 00:28:49,838 --> 00:28:50,963 God, it is loud in here. 623 00:28:51,046 --> 00:28:53,171 Can we go home and wear sweatpants and eat ice cream? 624 00:28:53,255 --> 00:28:55,630 -Honey, you are singing my song. -[Kate sighs] 625 00:29:01,921 --> 00:29:05,546 [doorbell chiming] 626 00:29:06,463 --> 00:29:07,296 [intercom beeps] 627 00:29:07,380 --> 00:29:09,546 -Yes? -[man] Your food order is here, Ms. Hart. 628 00:29:09,630 --> 00:29:10,630 Shall I bring it up? 629 00:29:10,713 --> 00:29:13,588 No, I'll come down and get it. I could use the excitement. 630 00:29:15,255 --> 00:29:16,296 Okay. 631 00:29:16,380 --> 00:29:19,838 Oh, don't forget the lava cake and cheesy garlic bread. 632 00:29:19,921 --> 00:29:21,588 Right. [chuckles] Thank you. 633 00:29:24,963 --> 00:29:27,005 [Danny] Tallulah Rose. 634 00:29:27,088 --> 00:29:28,421 Holy shit. 635 00:29:29,713 --> 00:29:31,255 Danny? What the… 636 00:29:32,046 --> 00:29:33,588 What are you doing here? 637 00:29:34,171 --> 00:29:36,130 Getting home from a children's hospital fundraiser. 638 00:29:37,296 --> 00:29:40,588 -Let me get this for you. -Wait, you… you live here? 639 00:29:40,671 --> 00:29:41,505 Yeah. 640 00:29:42,338 --> 00:29:43,880 -In my building? -Yeah. [chuckles] 641 00:29:43,963 --> 00:29:45,671 -[elevator chimes] -[Tully laughs awkwardly] 642 00:29:45,755 --> 00:29:47,963 -[chuckles] After you. -[Tully groans] 643 00:29:51,921 --> 00:29:53,921 -[chimes] -On my floor? 644 00:29:54,005 --> 00:29:57,088 Well, you didn't expect me to live anywhere else but a penthouse? 645 00:29:57,171 --> 00:29:58,046 [Tully groans] 646 00:29:59,713 --> 00:30:01,713 I can't believe you left New York. 647 00:30:02,213 --> 00:30:03,880 My contract was up at ESPN. 648 00:30:04,671 --> 00:30:06,255 It was time for a change. 649 00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:09,171 So I'm starting a sports media company with a couple Microsoft guys. 650 00:30:09,255 --> 00:30:10,880 Ooh, fancy. 651 00:30:10,963 --> 00:30:12,046 -Hmm. -[elevator chimes] 652 00:30:19,671 --> 00:30:22,005 So, aren't you gonna invite me to your big party? 653 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:23,046 [Tully chuckles] 654 00:30:24,171 --> 00:30:26,421 This is all for me. 655 00:30:27,088 --> 00:30:28,421 I'm on a cheesy carb cleanse. 656 00:30:28,505 --> 00:30:30,546 -My kind of cleanse. -[Tully chuckles] 657 00:30:32,755 --> 00:30:35,963 Welcome back to Seattle, Dan the sports man from KDUG. 658 00:30:37,546 --> 00:30:38,671 See ya around, neighbor. 659 00:30:50,963 --> 00:30:51,796 [scoffs] 660 00:30:54,755 --> 00:30:57,713 [keypad beeping] 661 00:31:00,630 --> 00:31:01,463 [phone thuds] 662 00:31:03,921 --> 00:31:05,421 [knocking on door] 663 00:31:10,338 --> 00:31:12,463 [breathes deeply] 664 00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:23,838 The food at the gala was terrible, and I'm starving. 665 00:31:26,421 --> 00:31:27,713 I guess I can spare a slice. 666 00:31:27,796 --> 00:31:28,755 [Danny exhales] 667 00:31:29,255 --> 00:31:32,213 -But you have to promise me something. -What's that? 668 00:31:32,296 --> 00:31:35,463 There can be no "pizza's so much better in New York" bullshit. 669 00:31:35,546 --> 00:31:38,838 -But the pizza is better-- -Okay. Are you hungry or not? 670 00:31:38,921 --> 00:31:39,796 [Danny] Yes, ma'am. 671 00:31:44,463 --> 00:31:45,546 [Kate] And one more… 672 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:48,921 I hate watching Die Hard every Christmas. 673 00:31:49,630 --> 00:31:52,421 I never need to see Bruce Willis in a tank top running over broken glass, 674 00:31:52,505 --> 00:31:54,338 shooting up an office building ever again. 675 00:31:54,421 --> 00:31:55,546 Okay. 676 00:31:55,630 --> 00:31:59,380 Every Christmas I say to you, "What movie do you wanna watch?" 677 00:31:59,463 --> 00:32:01,921 And every Christmas you say, "Whatever you want." 678 00:32:02,005 --> 00:32:03,671 I know, I know. You're right, you're right. 679 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,838 Okay, you go. 680 00:32:04,921 --> 00:32:07,213 But be brutally honest. I can take it. 681 00:32:10,671 --> 00:32:13,796 I don't like shepherd's pie. 682 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,463 [chuckles] What? 683 00:32:15,546 --> 00:32:17,505 I hate shepherd's pie. 684 00:32:17,588 --> 00:32:18,463 You hate it? 685 00:32:18,546 --> 00:32:20,213 Well, you made it for our first anniversary, 686 00:32:20,296 --> 00:32:21,963 and I could see how much work went into it, 687 00:32:22,046 --> 00:32:23,380 so I pretended to love it. 688 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:26,255 [chuckles] I hate making shepherd's pie. 689 00:32:26,338 --> 00:32:29,713 I only make it because you seem so excited every time I do. 690 00:32:29,796 --> 00:32:33,630 I pretend to be excited because I know what a pain in the ass it is to make. 691 00:32:33,713 --> 00:32:36,671 Oh my God, all this time we've both been suffering for no reason? 692 00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:37,588 [Johnny sighs] 693 00:32:37,671 --> 00:32:40,380 Okay. This is great. I'm so glad we're clearing the air. 694 00:32:40,463 --> 00:32:42,546 I am gonna miss Die Hard, but it's worth it. 695 00:32:42,630 --> 00:32:44,921 This is a clean slate. 696 00:32:51,213 --> 00:32:54,296 -Do you think we can really do that? -We're doing it. This is it. 697 00:32:54,380 --> 00:32:55,463 We're… [inhales] 698 00:32:55,546 --> 00:32:57,630 …telling each other the hard truths. 699 00:32:58,338 --> 00:33:03,796 Yeah, I mean, telling hard truths about shepherd's pie is one thing, but… 700 00:33:05,713 --> 00:33:06,546 [Johnny] What? 701 00:33:07,046 --> 00:33:10,005 Is there something bigger you want to say? Just say it. 702 00:33:13,046 --> 00:33:13,921 Okay. 703 00:33:14,921 --> 00:33:19,255 I'm scared that you are going to lose yourself in your job again, 704 00:33:19,338 --> 00:33:21,005 like when you worked with Tully. 705 00:33:21,546 --> 00:33:23,421 And then we're just gonna drift apart 706 00:33:23,505 --> 00:33:26,630 and end up back where we were when we were separated. 707 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:28,630 Except we're not. 708 00:33:29,130 --> 00:33:31,005 I just told my editor, 709 00:33:31,088 --> 00:33:33,171 who's been begging me to come to New York for meetings, 710 00:33:33,255 --> 00:33:34,630 that I wasn't going anywhere. 711 00:33:34,713 --> 00:33:36,255 Hold on, that is not what I want. 712 00:33:36,338 --> 00:33:39,005 I mean, you should not be giving up opportunities for me. 713 00:33:39,088 --> 00:33:42,296 You'll end up resenting me and flying off to another war zone in three years. 714 00:33:43,046 --> 00:33:46,463 Okay, so you don't want me to lose myself in my work, 715 00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:49,380 but you don't want me not to lose myself in my work? 716 00:33:49,463 --> 00:33:52,505 No, that's not what I said. I want you to care about your career. 717 00:33:52,588 --> 00:33:54,088 I like that you care about your career. 718 00:33:54,171 --> 00:33:56,755 I just don't want you to only care about your career. 719 00:33:57,421 --> 00:33:58,838 Well, I'm not planning on it. 720 00:33:58,921 --> 00:34:00,880 Yeah, but were you planning on it the first time? 721 00:34:00,963 --> 00:34:02,880 So you think I'm gonna do it again? 722 00:34:02,963 --> 00:34:06,755 No, I think we're talking about this now so that it doesn't happen again. 723 00:34:10,713 --> 00:34:11,546 Look, Johnny… 724 00:34:13,463 --> 00:34:15,380 I'm always scared of losing you. 725 00:34:16,171 --> 00:34:17,338 I mean, in every relationship, 726 00:34:17,421 --> 00:34:19,630 there's one person who always loves the other person more, 727 00:34:19,713 --> 00:34:21,546 and that's always been me. Always. 728 00:34:21,630 --> 00:34:23,338 -[Johnny scoffs] -All along it was me. 729 00:34:23,421 --> 00:34:24,880 [Johnny breathes deeply] 730 00:34:24,963 --> 00:34:28,630 And that's why I don't say anything about the mattress. 731 00:34:28,713 --> 00:34:30,130 -Or Die Hard. -[Johnny] Okay. 732 00:34:30,213 --> 00:34:34,005 Yeah, I'm sorry, Mularkey, but that's complete and utter bullshit. 733 00:34:34,588 --> 00:34:37,880 You have always been so busy telling yourself that you love me more 734 00:34:37,963 --> 00:34:41,046 that you can't even see how much I love you, 735 00:34:41,130 --> 00:34:44,046 how much I want to make you happy, 736 00:34:44,130 --> 00:34:48,005 and how much it kills me when I fall short. 737 00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,505 I know you love me too, 738 00:34:52,588 --> 00:34:54,171 but I loved you first. 739 00:34:54,255 --> 00:34:55,463 And… And… And you loved Tully. 740 00:34:55,546 --> 00:34:58,880 -I wanted to marry you and you didn't. -I know. No, that's-- Yes, I did! 741 00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:01,005 -And I wanted kids and you didn't. -That's not fair. 742 00:35:01,088 --> 00:35:02,963 -Then you compromised to be with me. -No, I changed my mind! 743 00:35:03,046 --> 00:35:06,338 I've carried this guilt that this isn't what you wanted for your life. 744 00:35:06,421 --> 00:35:08,588 [Johnny] It is! I just didn't want it right away! 745 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:09,963 But by the time we had Marah-- 746 00:35:10,046 --> 00:35:14,255 You wanted more kids, and I couldn't give that to you. I tried and tried and failed. 747 00:35:14,338 --> 00:35:17,046 No-- We failed-- You know what? 748 00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:20,796 No one failed. No one failed, all right? It just didn't happen. 749 00:35:25,921 --> 00:35:28,421 I know that you feel guilty about those things. 750 00:35:28,505 --> 00:35:32,963 And that's why I couldn't tell you if sometimes, yeah, 751 00:35:33,046 --> 00:35:35,296 I wanted to be off in a war zone. 752 00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:39,338 Because you would have thought that I didn't want you or this family, 753 00:35:39,421 --> 00:35:43,255 and it just was so much more complicated than that. 754 00:35:44,796 --> 00:35:46,130 I would've understood. 755 00:35:47,171 --> 00:35:48,088 I think. 756 00:35:49,588 --> 00:35:50,463 Maybe. 757 00:35:55,213 --> 00:35:58,338 I don't know, I just always found it easier 758 00:35:58,421 --> 00:36:00,713 to shut off 759 00:36:00,796 --> 00:36:03,546 and bury myself in my work 760 00:36:03,630 --> 00:36:04,963 than face the… 761 00:36:06,463 --> 00:36:07,505 messiness. 762 00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:12,171 Yeah. 763 00:36:14,546 --> 00:36:15,380 [Kate exhales] 764 00:36:19,296 --> 00:36:23,130 [Johnny inhales] Here's something I've never said out loud before. 765 00:36:24,755 --> 00:36:25,588 Last year, 766 00:36:26,921 --> 00:36:31,088 before the split, when you told me that you had feelings for Travis… 767 00:36:34,838 --> 00:36:36,630 I felt relieved. [exhales] 768 00:36:39,296 --> 00:36:41,838 I knew I was failing miserably as a husband. 769 00:36:43,546 --> 00:36:45,963 And now here was something that you were doing that hurt me, 770 00:36:46,046 --> 00:36:48,713 so it was like I could finally stop beating myself up 771 00:36:48,796 --> 00:36:50,505 for not being good enough for you. 772 00:36:50,588 --> 00:36:51,755 [tender music playing] 773 00:36:51,838 --> 00:36:52,713 [Kate scoffs] 774 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:54,213 Yikes. 775 00:36:55,171 --> 00:36:57,255 That's pretty, uh… 776 00:36:58,380 --> 00:36:59,213 Fucked up. 777 00:37:01,005 --> 00:37:01,838 Yeah. 778 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,005 Well, while we're admitting things, 779 00:37:08,213 --> 00:37:11,421 I think part of the reason I told you I had feelings for him was… 780 00:37:12,755 --> 00:37:14,671 because I wanted you to fight for me. 781 00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:16,671 And you didn't. 782 00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:22,255 Yeah, I was pretty mad. 783 00:37:33,421 --> 00:37:34,380 You hungry? 784 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:39,338 [Johnny breathes deeply] 785 00:37:39,421 --> 00:37:41,463 I could actually go for some of that shepherd's pie. 786 00:37:41,546 --> 00:37:42,671 [Kate chuckles] 787 00:37:42,755 --> 00:37:45,005 [Johnny chuckles] 788 00:37:48,463 --> 00:37:51,588 Do you know I watch The Girlfriend Hour? Every day. 789 00:37:52,088 --> 00:37:55,171 -[Tully chuckles] -And the web-series and the docu-special. 790 00:37:55,671 --> 00:37:58,255 I loved how you slapped old Binswanger. 791 00:37:58,338 --> 00:37:59,338 [chuckles] 792 00:37:59,838 --> 00:38:01,630 -Thank you. -[Danny chuckles] 793 00:38:02,130 --> 00:38:02,963 So… 794 00:38:04,296 --> 00:38:05,213 what's next? 795 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,046 -Well, you didn't hear it from me… -Mmm. 796 00:38:09,130 --> 00:38:12,880 …but I may be finalizing a deal for a new talk show as we speak. 797 00:38:12,963 --> 00:38:13,796 For real? 798 00:38:14,921 --> 00:38:16,463 -That's incredible. -[Tully chuckles] 799 00:38:16,546 --> 00:38:18,796 You know I'm gonna have a season pass on TiVo? 800 00:38:19,546 --> 00:38:22,505 I must admit, I watched your show too. 801 00:38:23,088 --> 00:38:25,171 Seriously? But you hate sports. 802 00:38:25,255 --> 00:38:27,505 -Well, I watch it with the sound off. -[chuckles] 803 00:38:27,588 --> 00:38:28,463 Mostly. 804 00:38:29,005 --> 00:38:31,755 I gotta say, you have aged like a fine wine. 805 00:38:31,838 --> 00:38:32,838 [Danny gulps] 806 00:38:34,046 --> 00:38:35,463 Can I tell you a secret? 807 00:38:36,338 --> 00:38:40,880 I may occasionally get a teeny, tiny… 808 00:38:41,838 --> 00:38:44,671 -bit of Botox right around here. -[Tully laughs] 809 00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:45,671 -No! -[Danny] Yes. 810 00:38:45,755 --> 00:38:48,130 If you tell anybody, I'll deny it. 811 00:38:48,213 --> 00:38:50,338 [Tully chuckles] Wow. 812 00:38:50,921 --> 00:38:51,755 Wow. 813 00:38:51,838 --> 00:38:53,838 Well, it's very natural, sir. 814 00:38:53,921 --> 00:38:56,088 -Ah! I got a great guy in New York. -Mmm. 815 00:38:56,171 --> 00:38:58,130 [inhales] Speaking of which, 816 00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:01,171 you lived in New York in the '90s. 817 00:39:02,046 --> 00:39:03,880 And you never called me once. 818 00:39:04,713 --> 00:39:05,921 You never called me. 819 00:39:06,005 --> 00:39:08,296 I thought about calling you, like, a billion times. 820 00:39:09,296 --> 00:39:10,671 -Really? -[Danny] Of course. 821 00:39:11,338 --> 00:39:14,046 And, you know, even before you moved there. 822 00:39:14,963 --> 00:39:18,046 Like, years and years ago, right after I left KPOC, 823 00:39:18,671 --> 00:39:21,213 when I was first in New York, there was this one night 824 00:39:21,296 --> 00:39:23,796 when I was about to call you and the phone rang, 825 00:39:24,296 --> 00:39:26,755 and I was so sure that it was you 826 00:39:26,838 --> 00:39:29,588 that I picked up and I answered, "Tallulah Rose?" 827 00:39:30,296 --> 00:39:31,255 [Danny chuckles] 828 00:39:34,046 --> 00:39:37,755 And then I waited and waited, 829 00:39:38,671 --> 00:39:43,296 but, uh, all I could hear was "Ain't Nobody" playing in the background. 830 00:39:45,505 --> 00:39:46,463 [Danny chuckles] 831 00:39:48,588 --> 00:39:51,046 Well, who knows? 832 00:39:52,588 --> 00:39:53,880 Maybe it was me. 833 00:40:01,296 --> 00:40:02,255 Really? 834 00:40:04,588 --> 00:40:05,421 And… 835 00:40:07,505 --> 00:40:08,505 what would you have said… 836 00:40:10,671 --> 00:40:12,213 if it was you? 837 00:40:13,921 --> 00:40:15,005 [Tully chuckles softly] 838 00:40:16,338 --> 00:40:19,296 That was a long time ago. 839 00:40:21,171 --> 00:40:22,671 A lot of water under that bridge. 840 00:40:24,963 --> 00:40:26,630 -Yeah. -[Tully exhales] 841 00:40:27,630 --> 00:40:28,713 [Tully sighs] 842 00:40:30,213 --> 00:40:33,171 In fact, another reason why I moved back to Seattle, 843 00:40:33,255 --> 00:40:36,046 my girlfriend wanted to be closer to her family. 844 00:40:37,713 --> 00:40:41,880 Actually, I have to meet her at The Phoenix in half hour for drinks. 845 00:40:45,380 --> 00:40:46,421 I'm sorry. 846 00:40:47,171 --> 00:40:48,838 I guess I should've said something before. 847 00:40:48,921 --> 00:40:50,838 -I just-- Yeah. -[Tully] No. It's okay, I get it. 848 00:40:52,171 --> 00:40:53,546 It was good to see you. 849 00:40:54,421 --> 00:40:55,255 You too. 850 00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:57,546 Thank you. 851 00:40:58,755 --> 00:41:00,838 [somber music playing] 852 00:41:08,088 --> 00:41:11,755 It really is terrible. It's like crusty and mushy at the same time. 853 00:41:11,838 --> 00:41:12,838 Mmm! 854 00:41:12,921 --> 00:41:14,380 -It's not good. -Mm-mm. 855 00:41:16,963 --> 00:41:18,171 -Uh-oh. -Mm-hmm. 856 00:41:18,755 --> 00:41:20,921 [Kate chuckles] 857 00:41:21,005 --> 00:41:23,796 -Really, Mularkey? -Yeah. I think it's time. 858 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:24,880 Wow. 859 00:41:24,963 --> 00:41:26,380 -We're doing this. -Yeah. 860 00:41:26,463 --> 00:41:28,963 -I changed my mind, I changed my mind. No! -No, did you? Did you? 861 00:41:29,046 --> 00:41:30,088 Did you change it? 862 00:41:30,171 --> 00:41:31,755 [Kate chuckles] 863 00:41:37,755 --> 00:41:38,630 [Kate] Hmm. 864 00:41:39,755 --> 00:41:40,630 Beautiful. 865 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:48,630 What if we can't make it work this time? 866 00:41:50,671 --> 00:41:53,588 [Johnny breathes deeply] 867 00:41:53,671 --> 00:41:55,338 All we can do is try. 868 00:41:57,296 --> 00:41:58,130 Yeah. 869 00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:00,338 But I know this. 870 00:42:01,171 --> 00:42:02,671 One thing hasn't changed. 871 00:42:03,796 --> 00:42:07,546 Through all the years of ups and downs, 872 00:42:08,630 --> 00:42:09,963 plates of shepherd's pie… 873 00:42:10,046 --> 00:42:12,005 [tender music playing] 874 00:42:12,088 --> 00:42:15,505 I'd rather be on this ride with you than anyone else in the universe, 875 00:42:16,671 --> 00:42:17,546 Kate Mularkey. 876 00:42:20,421 --> 00:42:21,255 Me too. 877 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:38,921 But we gotta get you out of this crazy corset. 878 00:42:40,005 --> 00:42:41,963 -I don't know how. -[both chuckle] 879 00:42:42,630 --> 00:42:44,088 [Johnny] We'll figure it out. 880 00:42:44,171 --> 00:42:47,921 [tender music continues] 881 00:43:05,421 --> 00:43:07,213 [phone ringing] 882 00:43:09,213 --> 00:43:10,088 Hey. 883 00:43:10,171 --> 00:43:11,088 [Marah] Tully! 884 00:43:11,671 --> 00:43:13,713 Marah, what's going on? Where are you? 885 00:43:13,796 --> 00:43:16,380 -I'm at a party at some U-dub frat. -What? 886 00:43:16,463 --> 00:43:20,546 We met some boys outside the theater, and they invited us to a party on campus. 887 00:43:20,630 --> 00:43:23,796 I didn't want to go, but Ashley did. 888 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,796 -[loud music thumping] -[whimpers] 889 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:26,921 And then once we got here, 890 00:43:27,005 --> 00:43:30,338 she just kept texting her ex-boyfriend, trying to make him jealous, 891 00:43:30,421 --> 00:43:33,880 and then he showed up, and then they left the party together. 892 00:43:33,963 --> 00:43:36,338 She left you alone at a frat party? 893 00:43:36,421 --> 00:43:39,463 And then this guy gave me beer, and we started making out, 894 00:43:39,546 --> 00:43:42,963 and then… and then he was all over me and grabbing me. 895 00:43:43,046 --> 00:43:44,671 -Oh my God. -[Marah] I got away from him. 896 00:43:44,755 --> 00:43:48,255 I'm hiding in the pantry now, and I don't know what to do. 897 00:43:48,338 --> 00:43:50,838 Just stay on the phone with me. 898 00:43:51,505 --> 00:43:54,213 I'm coming right now. Just stay on the phone. 899 00:44:01,421 --> 00:44:03,255 [Pat] I don't know what you're saying. You sound crazy. 900 00:44:03,338 --> 00:44:04,880 I just don't want to go there, okay? 901 00:44:04,963 --> 00:44:08,046 What the fuck are you talking about? I told you she's a fucking psycho. 902 00:44:08,130 --> 00:44:10,838 -It doesn't matter. -No, I'm not… I'm not done. 903 00:44:12,296 --> 00:44:13,296 What did she say? 904 00:44:14,046 --> 00:44:17,296 If you ever come after me again, I'll sic my brothers on you. 905 00:44:25,421 --> 00:44:26,630 -It worked! -[Kate] What worked? 906 00:44:26,713 --> 00:44:29,088 Nancy. She left without Pat. I saw them fighting outside. 907 00:44:29,171 --> 00:44:32,005 -Wait, she actually believed you? -I didn't think she did, but I guess so! 908 00:44:32,088 --> 00:44:33,171 -[Kate shrieks] -[chuckles] 909 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:38,255 Those salt shakers in the dining room aren't going to fill themselves. 910 00:44:38,921 --> 00:44:41,380 And don't forget to lock the dumpster. If the raccoons get in-- 911 00:44:41,463 --> 00:44:44,213 Why do have to make this tough? Can't you just be nice? 912 00:44:45,755 --> 00:44:47,380 I'm not the one being not nice. 913 00:44:47,463 --> 00:44:48,963 We've been nice to you all night. 914 00:44:49,046 --> 00:44:52,046 [Lisa-Karen] "We." It's always "we" ever since Tully moved back. 915 00:44:52,130 --> 00:44:54,171 You totally ditched me for her. 916 00:44:54,255 --> 00:44:55,463 I thought we were real friends. 917 00:44:55,546 --> 00:44:58,505 I even got that stupid haircut for you, and it's still growing out weird. 918 00:44:58,588 --> 00:45:01,296 -I didn't make you. -It's what best friends do. 919 00:45:03,338 --> 00:45:07,213 But then, Hurricane Tully showed back up, and you just… 920 00:45:10,380 --> 00:45:11,338 forgot about me. 921 00:45:11,838 --> 00:45:13,630 [somber music playing] 922 00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:17,380 I'm really, really sorry. 923 00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,921 I… [sighs] 924 00:45:20,005 --> 00:45:24,546 I know things changed when Tully came back and I never ever meant to hurt you, 925 00:45:25,213 --> 00:45:28,130 uh, but I still… I'd still like to be friends. 926 00:45:29,380 --> 00:45:31,755 And maybe we could try again? 927 00:45:38,338 --> 00:45:40,421 Just remember to lock the dumpster. 928 00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:49,213 [grunts] 929 00:45:49,963 --> 00:45:50,963 -Oh, here. -[Kate grunts] 930 00:45:51,046 --> 00:45:52,630 -I got it. -[Kate] Okay. 931 00:45:53,463 --> 00:45:54,338 [Kate exhales] 932 00:45:55,005 --> 00:45:56,046 [Tully groans] 933 00:45:56,130 --> 00:45:57,380 [exhales] Thanks. 934 00:45:57,463 --> 00:46:00,921 Just keep thinking, "A paycheck equals cowboy boots for the first day of school." 935 00:46:01,005 --> 00:46:02,755 [exhales] Right. Eyes on the prize. 936 00:46:02,838 --> 00:46:03,838 Eyes on the prize. 937 00:46:03,921 --> 00:46:06,588 I… I would hug you, but I'm all garbage-y. 938 00:46:06,671 --> 00:46:08,505 That's okay, I had my hand in the grease trap earlier. 939 00:46:08,588 --> 00:46:10,046 -Yeah. -[Kate] So… [chuckles] 940 00:46:10,630 --> 00:46:12,005 [Pat] What is your problem? 941 00:46:12,713 --> 00:46:14,296 Why are you such a fucking psycho? 942 00:46:26,838 --> 00:46:28,005 You know why. 943 00:46:28,588 --> 00:46:30,671 Yeah. You're obsessed with me. 944 00:46:33,546 --> 00:46:35,088 You heard me that night, 945 00:46:35,963 --> 00:46:37,171 telling you to stop. 946 00:46:37,921 --> 00:46:39,963 You knew I didn't want to do it. 947 00:46:40,046 --> 00:46:42,630 You knew you were hurting me, and you just kept going. 948 00:46:43,755 --> 00:46:45,671 Please. You were all over me. 949 00:46:46,546 --> 00:46:49,546 You can tell yourself whatever bullshit you need to so you can sleep at night. 950 00:46:50,755 --> 00:46:52,755 But deep down, you know it's true. 951 00:46:55,046 --> 00:46:56,213 You raped me. 952 00:46:57,630 --> 00:47:01,046 Wow, you are one crazy bitch. 953 00:47:01,130 --> 00:47:03,338 [tender music playing] 954 00:47:03,421 --> 00:47:04,796 Just stay away from me. 955 00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:06,713 Okay? 956 00:47:11,213 --> 00:47:12,171 [Tully exhales] 957 00:47:13,921 --> 00:47:15,588 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 958 00:47:15,671 --> 00:47:17,046 -Tully-- -No, it's whatever. 959 00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:19,546 -He's a jerk. It doesn't matter. -You saved that girl. 960 00:47:20,588 --> 00:47:21,421 Yeah. 961 00:47:22,088 --> 00:47:23,338 I hope. 962 00:47:23,421 --> 00:47:25,671 [Tully breathes deeply] 963 00:47:26,505 --> 00:47:28,755 -[upbeat music playing] -[cheering] 964 00:47:30,171 --> 00:47:31,921 Where the hell is the pantry? 965 00:47:32,713 --> 00:47:34,296 Get out of my way. Get out of my way. 966 00:47:36,588 --> 00:47:38,130 -[Tully exhales] -Tully. 967 00:47:38,213 --> 00:47:40,755 -[sighs] Are you okay? -Yeah. 968 00:47:40,838 --> 00:47:41,671 -Yeah? -Yeah. 969 00:47:41,755 --> 00:47:42,671 -Marah… -[Marah sobs] 970 00:47:42,755 --> 00:47:43,671 Okay. 971 00:47:45,213 --> 00:47:47,005 All right, let's get you the hell out of here. 972 00:47:49,255 --> 00:47:50,838 -What did he do to you? -[Marah] Nothing. 973 00:47:52,046 --> 00:47:54,505 He tried to take off my shirt, but I got away from him. 974 00:47:54,588 --> 00:47:56,171 Are you sure you're okay? 975 00:47:56,255 --> 00:47:57,546 Yes, I'm okay. 976 00:47:57,630 --> 00:48:01,421 Just please, please don't tell my mom. She'll kill me. 977 00:48:01,505 --> 00:48:04,546 Oh my God. What the hell were you thinking, Marah? 978 00:48:04,630 --> 00:48:08,546 A fucking frat party? Jesus. You said you were going to the movies. 979 00:48:08,630 --> 00:48:10,838 Do you know what he could've done to you? 980 00:48:11,713 --> 00:48:15,171 [engine revs, accelerates] 981 00:48:17,005 --> 00:48:19,296 -[Marah and Tully scream] -[glass shatters] 982 00:48:20,546 --> 00:48:23,505 [sirens wailing] 983 00:48:23,588 --> 00:48:25,630 [tender music playing] 984 00:48:27,213 --> 00:48:30,671 [indistinct chatter over radio] 985 00:48:35,421 --> 00:48:38,963 [monitor beeping] 986 00:48:46,255 --> 00:48:49,088 [gentle music playing] 987 00:48:56,755 --> 00:48:57,588 Marah? 988 00:49:02,130 --> 00:49:02,963 Kate. 989 00:49:03,671 --> 00:49:04,505 Kate! 990 00:49:05,713 --> 00:49:08,380 [muffled] Kate, where is Marah? Is she okay? 991 00:49:09,130 --> 00:49:11,130 [inaudible] 992 00:49:12,546 --> 00:49:13,588 Wh… What… 993 00:49:14,963 --> 00:49:16,005 What's going on? 994 00:49:18,005 --> 00:49:19,421 What happened to Marah? 995 00:49:21,171 --> 00:49:23,130 Will somebody please talk to me! 996 00:49:24,505 --> 00:49:27,088 [nurse speaking indistinctly over PA] 997 00:49:27,171 --> 00:49:28,630 [muffled] What happened to Marah? 998 00:49:32,588 --> 00:49:33,421 [sighs] 999 00:49:33,505 --> 00:49:37,046 -[indistinct chatter continues] -[monitor continues beeping] 1000 00:49:37,755 --> 00:49:38,630 [Tully exhales] 1001 00:49:39,963 --> 00:49:40,838 [exhales] 1002 00:49:50,296 --> 00:49:52,338 [gentle music continues] 1003 00:50:18,505 --> 00:50:20,171 [music ends]