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Hey, Mularkey…
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Paying a late-night visit
to the forbidden ice cream cave?
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Don't judge.
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How could I?
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Mmm.
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Why does ice cream
always taste better at 3:00 a.m.?
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Maybe because it's bad for you
and you shouldn't be doing it.
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How come you're up so late?
Does your hip hurt?
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I could, you know, rub it.
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Uh, yeah.
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Sure. Thanks.
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How's that? Is that too hard?
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No. That's good.
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It's so stiff.
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So, how come you can't sleep?
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I don't know.
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I'm just having a hard time in general.
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Yeah, me too.
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I think…
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I'm lonely.
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I know we're in the same house, but…
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-I think I miss you, Mularkey.
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I think I miss you too.
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This could be a frustrating time
full of confusing urges.
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As the male body matures,
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increased blood flow to the penis
can lead to unwanted erections…
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-unwanted erections…
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unwanted erections… unwanted erections…
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There may be other unexpected events
such as nocturnal emissions,
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otherwise known as wet dreams.
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Wow, I, um, can't believe you're here.
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I can't believe your hair.
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Oh, I just thought, you know,
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high school, short hair,
sophisticated.
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-Also, I… I got lice, so I had to.
-You look like Velma from Scooby-Doo.
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It's… it's actually a Dorothy Hamill.
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It looks really good. I like it.
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Thanks.
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Uh, so why are you here?
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I'm going to school.
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Yeah, right,
but, like, is Cloud out of, you know?
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You don't have to whisper
if you're not gonna say it.
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But yeah, she's, uh, out of jail.
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She turned over a whole new leaf.
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She cooks and wears pantsuits
and reads the Bible.
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She thinks she's Carol Brady.
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I guess a lot can change in a year.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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Oh hey! You're the girl
Kate used to be friends with.
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The one whose mom got arrested. Uh, Terry?
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-Tully.
-Right!
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Kate told me all about what happened.
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So tragic.
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I love your blouse.
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I'm Lisa-Karen.
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I like your haircut.
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Thanks!
Kate and I got them together.
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Like a best friend thing.
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We should go.
We've got a filmstrip to load.
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An A.V. Club President's work
is never done.
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Just ask my VP.
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Mularkey, stop the presses.
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I got a scoop.
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-We don't have presses. This is TV.
-What's going on?
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-Oh.
-Here, babe. Oh, that's mine, actually…
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Yeah.
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So, I got a letter from this woman
who worked for Binswanger for 30 years.
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"He's not fit to be Governor." Her words.
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He's got secrets, big secrets,
and she's ready to spill.
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That's huge.
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-Whoa, seriously?
-I know. I feel like Lois Lane.
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"Tully Hart brings down
Benedict Binswanger."
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Easy, Lois. Binswanger's my beat.
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-So? Finders keepers.
-I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.
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He's right, actually.
Tacoma wants Danny to cover the election.
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My source wants to speak to me.
She says so right there.
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Oh. You can go together then.
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-Sounds good!
-Oh, that is bullshit.
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Go meet the source,
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and if they're the real deal,
we'll send a camera crew,
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and you can both do stand-ups,
but Danny's on lead.
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Solid call, boss.
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"Solid call, boss."
You're such a kiss ass.
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Is that supposed to be me?
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Was that your impersonation of me?
Like you're doing my voice?
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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What do you say
we hit the video store after work?
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Maybe watch a movie in bed?
Or not… watch a movie in bed.
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My parents are coming into town
for a matinee, Cats.
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They're very excited.
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Then my mom wanted to see
Sean, Julia, and the baby.
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Then that turned into a huge dinner thing
that I somehow got roped into hosting.
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Great! Mularkey family dinner! I’m in!
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-What should I bring?
-Oh, no, you don't have to come.
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I figured I'd save you the hassle.
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Oh, no way.
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I'm the boyfriend,
and this is prime boyfriend stuff.
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Maybe I could pick up a--
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It's just they… they don't really know
about us yet.
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Oh, well, we can tell them tonight.
They'll be thrilled.
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Yeah, it's just they're not exactly your…
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biggest fans.
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What are you talking about?
Your mom loves me.
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I think she might even
have a little crush on me, actually.
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Sort of. She does think
you are handsome and very charming.
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She also thinks you're an international
sex maniac who broke Tully's heart.
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Why would she think that?
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Well, she knows that something happened
between you two,
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and she's convinced that you dumped her
the second you got what you wanted.
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I told her that's not how it was,
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but she doesn't believe me
and she's really, really mad at you.
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Wow. And Bud?
Does he think I'm a sex maniac?
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No, he thinks you're a snob.
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It's the accent.
He's got a thing about British people.
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What-- I'm not British. I'm Australian.
We're the opposite of posh.
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Not helping your case.
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Remember that time
you went to their barbecue
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and he asked if you wanted
to watch the Seahawks game?
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-You said you don't get American football?
-Yeah.
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That was like two years ago.
He still talks about it.
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Okay, this is insane.
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I've had a lot of girlfriends,
and their parents always love me.
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How many girlfriends?
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I'm not giving up this easily, Mularkey.
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All right? I'm gonna charm the pants
off Bud and Margie, metaphorically.
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I know how important
your family is to you,
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and therefore,
they're important to me too.
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-All right. Yes. Yes.
-All right? Okay, great.
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So, um, what do I have to do
to win them over?
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Okay, for my dad, you can not go wrong
with beer, but nothing foreign or fancy.
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-Right.
-And for my mom,
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if she gets in an argument with anyone,
you take her side, no matter what.
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She'll be putty in your hands.
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I can do that.
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-This is gonna be fun.
-It's not going to be fun.
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Just you wait and see.
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By the end of the night,
we're gonna be one big, happy family.
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-What do you think you're doing?
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-Nothing. I'm just doing some laundry.
-You were reading Marah's emails.
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I was not.
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They are instant messages…
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-…and I didn't mean to.
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It made a sound, so I glanced over.
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Oh, you glanced over.
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Wait a second.
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Does this say what I think it says?
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-What are you guys doing?
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Are you snooping?
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-No.
-She was.
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You used to hate it
when Mom did stuff like that.
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-Did you wash my blue sweater?
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You living here doesn't mean
I'll do all of your laundry.
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I'm not actually Mom. But yes.
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Okay, now come take a look.
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-I'm not reading her private messages--
-I did your laundry. You owe me.
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Uh…
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We should not be doing this.
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Oh. Wow.
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-Did you know Marah was gay?
-She might not be gay…
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It says right here she's in love
with her friend Ashley.
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Yeah, but maybe she means it
in, like, a friends way.
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"When I'm with her,
all I want to do is kiss her,
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but I'm afraid to tell her the truth."
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Okay.
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Maybe she's a little bit gay.
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It all makes sense.
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She plays field hockey.
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She… she… she played with her Barbies
way longer than all of her friends.
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-This is why.
-Oh, okay, okay.
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She might be gay. She might be bi.
She might be trying to figure it out.
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-So what do we do?
-Really?
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You want advice from a middle-aged gay man
who's yet to come out to his parents?
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Mom and Dad think I'm staying here
because Julia and I "hit a rough patch."
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They have no idea what's going on.
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You could tell them. They love you.
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They love the idea of me,
the successful husband and father.
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They don't know the real me.
I don't even know the real me.
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-I'm barely out of the closet.
-Okay, we have to do better for Marah.
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-I'm gonna talk to her.
-No, we've… we've violated her privacy.
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-Yeah, not on purpose.
-No, no, he's right.
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All you can do right now
is just let her know subtly
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that you guys are a safe space.
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You know,
coming out is super hard and scary.
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-Let her come to you when she's ready.
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It's Marah.
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-She's coming to us.
-Okay, just… just…
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Marah. Hi. What's up?
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Yeah. No, I'm just, you know,
here doing laundry all by myself.
189
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Yes. Yeah. I'm totally cool with that.
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I will come and pick you up right now.
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-I'm on my way. I love you.
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-Remember, subtle.
-Be cool.
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Don't worry.
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I got this.
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I don't think she's got this.
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-No.
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Oh, I love this song. Just came on.
God, I haven't heard it in years.
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Do you know the Indigo Girls?
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I guess.
200
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Oh, they're so great.
201
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You know, one of them is gay,
and one of them is straight,
202
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and they just accept each other.
203
00:12:19,376 --> 00:12:21,084
I don't think either of them are straight.
204
00:12:21,168 --> 00:12:23,501
Oh, yeah. No. You're right.
I totally knew that.
205
00:12:23,584 --> 00:12:24,876
They're a couple, right?
206
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Two lesbians just living and loving
and making music together.
207
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It's beautiful.
208
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Why are you acting so weird?
209
00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:38,376
No, I…
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What did Tully tell you?
211
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You talked to Tully about this?
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Yeah, because she gets it.
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Well, I get it, Marah.
214
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I mean, I'm… I'm hip.
215
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I'm liberal. I have a gay brother.
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And, you know, I've had the occasional…
217
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crush on a woman.
218
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I mean, I saw this one movie,
Gia with Angelina Jolie, and I…
219
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I mean, I felt some things.
220
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Oh my God, gross.
221
00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:08,168
Look.
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The point is,
I just want you to know that I'm here,
223
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and you can talk to me about anything.
224
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Guess whose mom
set him up on a hot date?
225
00:13:24,001 --> 00:13:25,126
Hey.
226
00:13:26,168 --> 00:13:28,501
-What're you talking about?
-Do you remember my friend Nancy?
227
00:13:28,584 --> 00:13:32,126
Her daughter Susan?
You two were in choir together at church.
228
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-There were a lot of Susans.
-Redhead, big gap in her teeth.
229
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-Yeah, I guess I remember her.
-Well, she just got her braces off.
230
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And she is stunning and sweet,
231
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and Nancy says
that she still talks about you.
232
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So we thought,
maybe you could take her out tonight.
233
00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:54,876
-I already got plans with Robbie.
-What? You see Robbie all the time.
234
00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,834
Uh, Mom,
I don't need you to get me girls. Okay?
235
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You seen my Tiger Beat
with Shaun Cassidy on the cover?
236
00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:03,918
Don't they all
have Shaun Cassidy on the cover?
237
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I'll keep my eyes peeled.
238
00:14:08,876 --> 00:14:12,668
Oh, I heard that Tully and her mom
just moved back here.
239
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I thought maybe
we could have them over for dinner.
240
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Ugh. No.
241
00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:21,084
What? Why? You two were such good friends.
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00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:24,209
Yeah, were, as in past tense.
243
00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:37,126
Why can't they be more specific?
The recipe says to add a cup.
244
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,001
Which cup is a cup?
245
00:14:39,668 --> 00:14:41,668
Well, bigger is better.
246
00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:48,418
-What is that? A science experiment?
-No. It's special cheesy potatoes.
247
00:14:49,334 --> 00:14:51,626
I got the recipe
from The Ladies Home Journal.
248
00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:54,084
Since when are there ladies in this house?
249
00:14:55,918 --> 00:14:59,834
Look, when I was in prison,
250
00:14:59,918 --> 00:15:04,043
I swore that if I got
another chance with you,
251
00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:08,501
I would become one of those moms
who is, like, on a… a cereal box.
252
00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:14,376
A mom who smiles and does housework
and goes to church and bakes things.
253
00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:17,043
A good, clean, happy mom.
254
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:19,959
Please.
255
00:15:20,584 --> 00:15:23,751
So when am I gonna see ol' Kim-er-oo?
256
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:27,084
Well, her name is still Kate,
and try "never."
257
00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:30,001
-Why not? Did something happen?
-If it did, I wouldn't tell you.
258
00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:32,668
Well, you can talk to me
whenever you're ready. I'm here.
259
00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:34,084
Stop being creepy.
260
00:15:36,626 --> 00:15:38,459
"Add salt to taste." What does that mean?
261
00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:42,793
Nope.
262
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,293
Bigger is better.
263
00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:48,084
Mmm!
264
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:05,501
-Hey. You're here early.
-A good boyfriend's never late.
265
00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:08,043
Now, I got American beer for your dad.
266
00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:10,168
I boned up on the Seahawks,
267
00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:12,376
and will be
nonchalantly working in the fact
268
00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:15,209
that Australia was founded
as a British penal colony.
269
00:16:15,293 --> 00:16:17,793
-The opposite of posh.
-Mmm, don't say "posh."
270
00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:18,876
Good point.
271
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:20,334
Okay. What can I do?
272
00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:22,668
Uh, nothing. Play gets out in an hour.
273
00:16:22,751 --> 00:16:25,251
All we have to do is set the table
and get dressed.
274
00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:27,959
Oh. Okay.
275
00:16:28,043 --> 00:16:32,418
Or we could… get undressed.
276
00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:33,334
Mmm.
277
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,334
-I like the way you think, Johnny Ryan.
-Yeah?
278
00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:40,168
Why don't we start with you?
279
00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:42,459
What do you mean?
280
00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:45,626
Strip for me, big man.
281
00:16:48,168 --> 00:16:50,126
-Me?
-Uh-huh.
282
00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,334
Yep. Oh.
283
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:00,584
Woo!
284
00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:04,834
Mm-hmm.
285
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:07,709
Oh.
286
00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:19,126
-Yeah, yeah, ooh.
287
00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:29,418
Oh yeah.
288
00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,376
Oh, the things I'm gonna do to you.
289
00:17:34,459 --> 00:17:35,959
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
290
00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:39,459
Oh my God!
291
00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:43,834
-Uh, we'll… we'll come back later, Kate.
292
00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:46,668
I told you we shouldn't have left
before intermission. Okay.
293
00:17:46,751 --> 00:17:49,043
-Sorry!
-This won't be… One minute.
294
00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:49,959
Mm-hmm!
295
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:53,209
-Shit… Shit… Motherfucking shit.
-Oh my God.
296
00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:54,251
This is awkward.
297
00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:58,876
-Awkward? She's, like, a minute late.
-No. I meant us working together.
298
00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:02,501
This can't be easy for you
seeing me every day.
299
00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:05,084
Now, if it's any consolation,
I meant what I said.
300
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,876
I just can't be the man you deserve.
301
00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:09,293
Oh, for fuck's sake. No one's hurt.
302
00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:10,959
I have zero interest in you.
303
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:14,293
If you say so.
304
00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:17,084
Besides, you're the one
who can't stop thinking about that night.
305
00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:18,834
Just trying to be sensitive.
306
00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:20,668
Sensitive people don't have to try.
307
00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:23,834
See? This is what would happen
if we were together.
308
00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:25,334
It's a disaster.
309
00:18:25,418 --> 00:18:27,168
-I'm a rogue, Tully.
310
00:18:27,251 --> 00:18:29,918
You're not a rogue.
You're just an ordinary dick.
311
00:18:32,084 --> 00:18:34,126
You didn't think
it was ordinary that night.
312
00:18:34,209 --> 00:18:36,126
Too bad it's attached to your personality.
313
00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:38,293
Oh, "Too bad it's attached…" Mmm.
314
00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:39,876
Tully Hart?
315
00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,084
Is he with you?
316
00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:43,084
Yeah, unfortunately.
317
00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,251
Thank you for meeting me.
318
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,709
Thank you for telling me your story.
319
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,543
Please sit.
Tell me about Benedict Binswanger.
320
00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:52,084
Take notes.
321
00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:54,626
He was my employer for 30 years.
322
00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:58,001
I cleaned his house. I heard his secrets.
323
00:18:58,501 --> 00:18:59,834
He's an awful man.
324
00:18:59,918 --> 00:19:02,959
He injured workers,
and he would just cover it up.
325
00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:04,376
Pay them off.
326
00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,709
He bribed politicians.
327
00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:10,168
He sent his own brother away.
328
00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:15,626
There was blackmail, hush money,
and a child out of wedlock.
329
00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:20,209
Would you be willing
to be interviewed on camera?
330
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,376
That's why I came to you, Tully,
331
00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:24,876
because, oh, I trust you.
332
00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:28,668
I met you when you were just a baby.
333
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,251
-Let me in!
334
00:19:31,668 --> 00:19:33,251
I'm sorry, miss, they're not here.
335
00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:36,834
You were so darling, so small.
336
00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:38,209
I gave you a chocolate.
337
00:19:38,793 --> 00:19:40,834
What?
338
00:19:41,751 --> 00:19:45,334
What Benedict did to your mother
was terrible.
339
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,876
Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
340
00:19:50,209 --> 00:19:52,709
I wanted to help, but I didn't know how.
341
00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:54,959
You knew my mother?
342
00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:57,751
Well, this is what I'm trying to tell you!
343
00:19:58,251 --> 00:20:01,793
The Binswangers, they're bad people.
344
00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:03,959
They're not to be trusted.
345
00:20:04,584 --> 00:20:11,543
I had to leave when they started replacing
all the furniture with exact replicas.
346
00:20:13,876 --> 00:20:14,918
Wait.
347
00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:16,418
What?
348
00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:20,293
Daisy! There you are. You know you're not
allowed to leave without a nurse.
349
00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:22,001
I hope she wasn't bothering you.
350
00:20:22,084 --> 00:20:24,793
Oh my God,
you really are Tully Hart from KPOC!
351
00:20:24,876 --> 00:20:27,043
I told you I was seeing her today!
352
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,751
Last week she said
she was meeting Michael J. Fox.
353
00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:31,459
The week before that, Bryant Gumble.
354
00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:32,626
He bought me ice cream.
355
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,959
Come on, we have to get back.
It's almost time for Wheel of Fortune.
356
00:20:37,043 --> 00:20:41,209
Sometimes Vanna White
sends me messages through the puzzles.
357
00:20:41,293 --> 00:20:42,418
Mmm.
358
00:20:45,126 --> 00:20:47,501
Tell your mother I'm sorry, Tallulah.
359
00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:56,709
Yeah.
360
00:21:00,418 --> 00:21:04,418
I hope we gave you two plenty of time
to finish your, um…
361
00:21:05,543 --> 00:21:07,543
whatever that was you were doing.
362
00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:09,168
-Mom!
363
00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:10,459
Come on!
364
00:21:11,043 --> 00:21:12,709
Ah, I think it's time for a beer.
365
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,126
Bud, can I get you one?
366
00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,834
-Thought you'd never ask.
-Okay.
367
00:21:21,084 --> 00:21:23,668
So, about what you saw earlier…
368
00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:25,084
Oh no.
369
00:21:25,626 --> 00:21:26,709
I get it.
370
00:21:26,793 --> 00:21:29,584
After Tully, he moved on to you.
371
00:21:29,668 --> 00:21:33,251
That is not what is happening.
372
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,168
Um, we're dating, and it's actually…
373
00:21:35,251 --> 00:21:36,959
…it's getting pretty serious.
374
00:21:37,876 --> 00:21:40,709
Well, I just don't want him to use you
the way he did Tully.
375
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:42,834
He didn't use Tully.
376
00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:45,126
It's none of my business. You're an adult.
377
00:21:46,168 --> 00:21:47,001
Obviously.
378
00:21:48,668 --> 00:21:50,501
My favorite beer.
379
00:21:51,084 --> 00:21:53,418
They make that right here in America. Hey?
380
00:21:55,626 --> 00:21:56,834
A Bud for a Bud.
381
00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,001
That's original.
Been getting that joke since high school.
382
00:22:01,084 --> 00:22:02,543
Have you?
383
00:22:02,626 --> 00:22:04,668
So…
384
00:22:04,751 --> 00:22:05,876
…what down is it?
385
00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:08,584
-Third and 27. Just got a holding penalty.
-Great.
386
00:22:08,668 --> 00:22:11,918
Great? Just got hit with a bullshit call,
took us out of the Red Zone.
387
00:22:12,584 --> 00:22:16,709
Uh… Oh, the Red Zone.
That's… That's bullshit. Come on!
388
00:22:22,626 --> 00:22:24,293
Did you know Mad Max is Australian?
389
00:22:27,251 --> 00:22:28,293
I got it.
390
00:22:33,043 --> 00:22:36,501
-Hey! Here they are.
-Hi! Sorry, we're late.
391
00:22:36,584 --> 00:22:38,751
-Luca got fussy. Say hi!
-Hi! How are you?
392
00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:41,126
-Come here, big guy!
-How was the show?
393
00:22:41,209 --> 00:22:44,668
Some fruity guy dressed as a cat
tried to give me a lap dance,
394
00:22:44,751 --> 00:22:47,251
but that wasn't the worst show
we saw today, was it?
395
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,376
Tully, Tully's mom.
396
00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:04,293
I would like you to close your eyes
and picture the future.
397
00:23:05,376 --> 00:23:09,834
The future of media and entertainment,
the Internet.
398
00:23:09,918 --> 00:23:13,084
The non-compete clause
in your contract doesn't cover the web.
399
00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:15,501
Therefore, you can do whatever you want.
400
00:23:15,584 --> 00:23:19,376
Your new website is tullyhart.com.
401
00:23:19,459 --> 00:23:21,209
Now, they call it a domain name
402
00:23:21,293 --> 00:23:24,126
because, girl,
you are queen of this domain.
403
00:23:24,959 --> 00:23:27,543
But I was on television.
404
00:23:27,626 --> 00:23:30,543
There were big lights,
and audiences and commercials.
405
00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:32,834
Millions of people watched me every day.
406
00:23:32,918 --> 00:23:35,834
And now they can visit your site
and read your blog.
407
00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:38,293
You want me to blog?
408
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:40,043
-I blog.
-You blog?
409
00:23:40,126 --> 00:23:41,793
It's 2004. Of course I blog.
410
00:23:42,626 --> 00:23:45,459
I post videos on astrology.
411
00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:47,876
This one has…
412
00:23:49,418 --> 00:23:50,543
12 hits.
413
00:23:51,793 --> 00:23:55,459
This week, Mars squares Uranus.
414
00:23:55,543 --> 00:24:00,709
Mars is action, aggression,
but also your sex drive.
415
00:24:00,793 --> 00:24:04,668
This transit can give you
the courage to break free,
416
00:24:04,751 --> 00:24:08,751
rebel against authority,
rebel against convention.
417
00:24:09,834 --> 00:24:12,043
Wilson King has you in a cage.
418
00:24:12,959 --> 00:24:17,584
But he can't touch you here,
and it is the future.
419
00:24:18,168 --> 00:24:21,084
-Think about it.
420
00:24:28,543 --> 00:24:31,043
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I should've knocked.
421
00:24:31,126 --> 00:24:31,959
That's all right.
422
00:24:32,918 --> 00:24:35,376
We were married 15 years, Kate. It's fine.
423
00:24:35,459 --> 00:24:36,834
Totally.
424
00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:39,209
Sorry.
425
00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:40,918
Okay.
426
00:24:45,168 --> 00:24:46,126
Mmm.
427
00:25:12,168 --> 00:25:13,293
Go! Go!
428
00:25:16,043 --> 00:25:18,126
We're under attack! Medic!
429
00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:20,751
Hey!
430
00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:23,626
Hey!
431
00:25:31,876 --> 00:25:33,959
Johnny, are you okay?
432
00:25:38,418 --> 00:25:39,918
Oh my God, what happened?
433
00:25:40,501 --> 00:25:44,834
Just… Just my hip. Pushed it too hard
in physical therapy this morning.
434
00:25:46,418 --> 00:25:47,376
Here.
435
00:25:48,251 --> 00:25:49,293
-Thanks.
-Here.
436
00:25:49,376 --> 00:25:51,084
I got it, I got it, I got it.
437
00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:57,626
I could use a little privacy.
438
00:25:57,709 --> 00:25:59,334
Oh, sorry. Yeah. Okay.
439
00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:03,209
Just let me know
if you need anything, okay?
440
00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:04,668
Yeah.
441
00:26:18,959 --> 00:26:19,793
You okay?
442
00:26:21,251 --> 00:26:23,043
You barely berated me the entire ride.
443
00:26:23,626 --> 00:26:25,876
I don't berate. I banter.
444
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,418
I didn't say I don't enjoy it.
445
00:26:27,501 --> 00:26:30,334
I can't believe that Binswanger lead
turned out to be a bust.
446
00:26:30,418 --> 00:26:31,376
I know.
447
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:35,959
When she started talking,
I thought, "This can make our careers."
448
00:26:36,043 --> 00:26:38,459
How about when she said
she met me as a baby?
449
00:26:38,543 --> 00:26:39,459
So creepy.
450
00:26:39,543 --> 00:26:41,043
-I totally thought--
-I… Me too!
451
00:26:41,126 --> 00:26:42,918
-I believed her for a second.
-Okay, yeah.
452
00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,543
-I mean, it seemed weirdly logical.
-Oof.
453
00:26:45,626 --> 00:26:48,668
Like, I never met my dad,
so, of course, it's him.
454
00:26:48,751 --> 00:26:50,709
Of course. I'm a Binswanger.
455
00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,793
I can definitely see it though
with the right…
456
00:26:54,376 --> 00:26:56,418
I guess about as likely
as the Marlboro Man.
457
00:26:57,043 --> 00:26:58,501
The Marlboro Man?
458
00:26:59,626 --> 00:27:02,543
I used to fantasize
that the Marlboro Man was my dad.
459
00:27:03,043 --> 00:27:05,584
I would cut out his picture
from magazines and stuff.
460
00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:08,418
That is adorable.
461
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:09,459
Shut up.
462
00:27:09,543 --> 00:27:11,168
Little Tully and the Marlboro Man!
463
00:27:11,251 --> 00:27:13,126
-I know it's stupid.
-No.
464
00:27:13,209 --> 00:27:18,334
He just always seemed so manly,
mysterious, and dependable.
465
00:27:18,418 --> 00:27:21,126
You thought the Marlboro Man
was dependable?
466
00:27:21,959 --> 00:27:25,084
He was on billboards and in magazines.
I always knew where to find him.
467
00:27:32,501 --> 00:27:34,543
You really didn't need
to walk me to my door.
468
00:27:34,626 --> 00:27:36,668
Oh, I'm nothing if not a gentleman.
469
00:27:36,751 --> 00:27:38,918
-Don't think I'm inviting you in.
470
00:27:42,001 --> 00:27:44,043
-Oh, hey, Tully.
-Hi!
471
00:27:44,126 --> 00:27:45,959
-Nice to see ya. Whoa, whoa!
-You too.
472
00:27:46,751 --> 00:27:48,876
Hey, aren't you…
aren't you Dan the Sports Man for KDUG?
473
00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,876
Well, I'm actually at KPOC now, reporting.
474
00:27:50,959 --> 00:27:53,084
Oh, that's great!
You were one of my favorites.
475
00:27:53,168 --> 00:27:54,959
No one covered
the Warren Moon fiasco like you.
476
00:27:55,043 --> 00:27:55,918
Oh!
477
00:27:56,001 --> 00:27:57,168
Hey, wanna come in for a beer?
478
00:27:57,251 --> 00:27:59,751
-I would love to! So nice.
-Hey, Johnny! Johnny!
479
00:27:59,834 --> 00:28:01,959
-Hey, Bud--
-Grab us a couple beers, pal.
480
00:28:02,043 --> 00:28:03,751
And some more pretzels. Hey, come on.
481
00:28:03,834 --> 00:28:06,043
I can't even believe it.
Live in person.
482
00:28:06,126 --> 00:28:07,834
Oh yeah, isn't this great?
483
00:28:07,918 --> 00:28:09,751
-I'm not a hologram.
-Yeah, I know.
484
00:28:15,626 --> 00:28:16,834
-All right.
-Mmm.
485
00:28:17,459 --> 00:28:18,918
Yeah, you gotta tell me straight up.
486
00:28:19,793 --> 00:28:21,334
The Hawks make the playoffs this year?
487
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,126
-I hate to break your heart, Bud.
488
00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:26,834
Heaven forbid.
489
00:28:26,918 --> 00:28:28,543
-Yeah.
490
00:28:28,626 --> 00:28:30,293
-Excuse me, Johnny.
-Hmm?
491
00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:32,918
-Oh! Sorry, Margie!
-Mm-hmm.
492
00:28:35,001 --> 00:28:38,543
Danny's a nice boy and handsome.
493
00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,459
He would definitely agree with you.
494
00:28:40,543 --> 00:28:43,543
And he appreciates a family dinner.
You know what that means.
495
00:28:43,626 --> 00:28:45,251
He's too lazy to cook for himself?
496
00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:48,334
It's good to meet a man
who's on your level.
497
00:28:49,418 --> 00:28:50,709
I agree with Margie.
498
00:28:51,584 --> 00:28:53,834
A lot of chemistry between you two, Tully.
499
00:28:54,584 --> 00:28:58,418
Yes, it would be convenient for you
if she moved on.
500
00:29:03,418 --> 00:29:05,668
-So this is going well.
501
00:29:05,751 --> 00:29:08,376
-I need another beer.
-Mmm.
502
00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:11,793
-Hiya!
503
00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,043
Hi, tickles.
504
00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:16,501
So, you're dating Dan the Sports Man?
505
00:29:16,584 --> 00:29:17,459
Hell no.
506
00:29:17,959 --> 00:29:20,626
I mean, he's okay in bed.
507
00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:23,418
And not entirely
unfortunate looking, right?
508
00:29:23,918 --> 00:29:25,459
I mean, what's your expert opinion?
509
00:29:26,293 --> 00:29:31,626
Uh, my expert opinion is
that you should find a man and settle down
510
00:29:31,709 --> 00:29:33,251
so our kids can play together.
511
00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:34,293
Ugh.
512
00:29:34,376 --> 00:29:35,959
-No, I'm serious, Tully.
513
00:29:36,459 --> 00:29:37,751
It's life-changing.
514
00:29:38,626 --> 00:29:39,793
Everything makes sense now.
515
00:29:39,876 --> 00:29:42,293
This is exactly what
I was waiting all those years to find.
516
00:29:42,376 --> 00:29:44,793
-Oh!
517
00:29:44,876 --> 00:29:49,126
It's feisty, funny,
and totally unpredictable.
518
00:29:49,209 --> 00:29:50,543
The Girlfriend Hour,
519
00:29:50,626 --> 00:29:54,626
with new hosts
Brooks Banack and Bambi Lane!
520
00:30:26,459 --> 00:30:27,459
Hi!
521
00:30:27,543 --> 00:30:30,501
It's Tully Hart,
your old girl from-- Agh! Shit.
522
00:30:33,793 --> 00:30:34,959
Hi.
523
00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:37,209
It's your old girlfriend, Tully Hart.
524
00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:39,459
Welcome to my website.
525
00:30:40,251 --> 00:30:44,543
I miss you all so much, but I just want
you to know, I'm doing great.
526
00:30:44,626 --> 00:30:45,918
I'm doing great.
527
00:30:46,001 --> 00:30:47,834
I am doing great.
528
00:30:50,584 --> 00:30:51,459
Okay.
529
00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:55,043
That is bullshit.
530
00:30:55,126 --> 00:30:58,126
My agent wants me to do
something upbeat for the website
531
00:30:58,209 --> 00:31:00,668
about "New Beginnings" or whatever, but…
532
00:31:00,751 --> 00:31:04,418
…ugh, I feel like when
my hippie mom tried to be Carol Brady.
533
00:31:04,501 --> 00:31:07,376
She wore the polyester pantsuits,
she did the baking,
534
00:31:07,459 --> 00:31:08,918
but it didn't work.
535
00:31:10,043 --> 00:31:11,001
Because it was a lie.
536
00:31:11,084 --> 00:31:13,584
So instead, I'm gonna tell the truth.
537
00:31:15,668 --> 00:31:19,418
I'm pissed off. I am really pissed off.
538
00:31:19,501 --> 00:31:22,584
Oh, I know,
women aren't supposed to be angry.
539
00:31:22,668 --> 00:31:24,918
Hurt or sad, sure.
540
00:31:25,001 --> 00:31:26,959
But angry? Oof.
541
00:31:27,043 --> 00:31:29,209
Better hide it. Better lock that up.
542
00:31:29,918 --> 00:31:33,126
But I am angry
with the man who is suing me.
543
00:31:33,209 --> 00:31:35,584
He took my show, he took my voice.
544
00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:37,001
So I'm taking it back.
545
00:31:37,584 --> 00:31:40,709
I know I'm just screaming
into the abyss right now, but…
546
00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:43,668
…I will not be silenced.
547
00:31:43,751 --> 00:31:44,793
But I won't be silenced.
548
00:31:44,876 --> 00:31:46,001
If he thinks…
549
00:31:46,084 --> 00:31:50,668
If he thinks he can just lock me away
in some dark tower
550
00:31:50,751 --> 00:31:52,834
like a helpless princess…
551
00:31:52,918 --> 00:31:54,501
please.
552
00:31:54,584 --> 00:31:56,168
I'm the queen.
553
00:31:57,376 --> 00:32:02,293
No matter how dark it gets,
I always find my light.
554
00:32:12,084 --> 00:32:14,418
Oh, I think I finally see
the light at the end of the tunnel.
555
00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:16,751
My physical therapist
says I'm an A student.
556
00:32:16,834 --> 00:32:18,084
Already driving again.
557
00:32:18,168 --> 00:32:21,334
I've never been so grateful
to sit in downtown Seattle gridlock.
558
00:32:23,501 --> 00:32:25,709
We are just so glad that you're okay.
559
00:32:27,084 --> 00:32:28,709
-You gave us a real scare, pal.
-Oh.
560
00:32:29,418 --> 00:32:31,959
Yeah, well, basically good as new.
561
00:32:32,043 --> 00:32:33,376
Mmm.
562
00:32:33,459 --> 00:32:35,334
You know who isn't good as new?
563
00:32:36,626 --> 00:32:37,876
Julia.
564
00:32:37,959 --> 00:32:43,168
I… I bumped into her in town last week,
and she looked awful.
565
00:32:43,251 --> 00:32:44,918
No makeup. No bra.
566
00:32:45,001 --> 00:32:45,959
Huh.
567
00:32:46,043 --> 00:32:47,084
She's depressed.
568
00:32:47,168 --> 00:32:49,209
When are you gonna move back home?
569
00:32:49,293 --> 00:32:50,209
Subtle, Grandma.
570
00:32:50,793 --> 00:32:51,793
Well…
571
00:32:51,876 --> 00:32:53,834
Uh…
572
00:32:53,918 --> 00:32:56,334
You know, I don't think
she wants me to move back in.
573
00:32:56,418 --> 00:32:59,418
Of course she does.
You're just having a midlife crisis.
574
00:32:59,501 --> 00:33:01,459
Mom. Can we please not?
575
00:33:01,543 --> 00:33:03,959
Johnny had his midlife crisis in Iraq,
576
00:33:04,543 --> 00:33:06,709
but he realized his mistake
and he came back to Kate.
577
00:33:06,793 --> 00:33:08,501
-Yep.
-Mom, really, we don't…
578
00:33:08,584 --> 00:33:10,918
Yeah, that's not quite how that happened.
579
00:33:11,418 --> 00:33:14,001
Yeah, this is just a temporary arrangement
while I recover.
580
00:33:15,001 --> 00:33:17,043
We're still very much divorced.
581
00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:24,793
But of course,
we'll always be a family.
582
00:33:28,459 --> 00:33:31,168
-Do you even have a plan?
-Now leave the kid alone. He's fine.
583
00:33:31,251 --> 00:33:33,543
-He can't live in Kate's basement forever.
-Yeah.
584
00:33:33,626 --> 00:33:34,959
I like having Uncle Sean around.
585
00:33:35,043 --> 00:33:36,834
Of course you do, sweetie,
586
00:33:36,918 --> 00:33:40,084
but he belongs with his wife and kids.
587
00:33:40,168 --> 00:33:42,459
Someday when you have a boyfriend--
588
00:33:43,043 --> 00:33:45,584
She can have whatever kind of friend
that she wants to have.
589
00:33:45,668 --> 00:33:47,668
Oh my God, Mom, you're so embarrassing.
590
00:33:47,751 --> 00:33:49,584
Why's everyone
jumping down my throat?
591
00:33:49,668 --> 00:33:52,126
-I just want Sean to be happy.
-Sean is happy.
592
00:33:52,209 --> 00:33:54,959
Your generation is too self-involved.
593
00:33:55,043 --> 00:33:59,834
You don't understand about sacrificing
in the moment to build something bigger.
594
00:34:01,959 --> 00:34:03,584
That's not what this is.
595
00:34:09,459 --> 00:34:10,376
I'm gay.
596
00:34:11,918 --> 00:34:13,668
I've always been gay.
597
00:34:17,668 --> 00:34:20,751
I had a boyfriend before Julia.
His name was Richard.
598
00:34:21,709 --> 00:34:22,668
I loved him,
599
00:34:23,501 --> 00:34:25,668
and he died, and I got scared,
600
00:34:25,751 --> 00:34:27,168
and then I got married.
601
00:34:27,251 --> 00:34:30,709
And I don't regret any of it,
but I cannot do this anymore.
602
00:34:33,084 --> 00:34:35,334
And I've been so afraid to tell you,
603
00:34:36,334 --> 00:34:37,334
but there it is.
604
00:34:38,668 --> 00:34:40,209
Sean's gay.
605
00:34:43,876 --> 00:34:45,959
But you… you love sports.
606
00:34:48,543 --> 00:34:51,251
So you are having a… a midlife crisis.
607
00:34:51,334 --> 00:34:53,918
-Mom!
-It's not a crisis, Mom.
608
00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:55,668
It's just me.
609
00:34:56,418 --> 00:34:57,501
What is--
610
00:34:58,668 --> 00:35:00,751
-You all knew about this?
-Well, I didn't.
611
00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:02,751
And you kept it from… from me?
612
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:05,959
I… I… I love gay people.
613
00:35:06,043 --> 00:35:09,876
-I… I watch, um, Will & Grace every week.
-Yeah, she does.
614
00:35:09,959 --> 00:35:12,001
Oh God. Is that how I sound?
615
00:35:12,084 --> 00:35:13,626
Yeah, pretty much.
616
00:35:14,668 --> 00:35:16,584
I need a minute.
617
00:35:18,293 --> 00:35:19,459
Sean…
618
00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:25,168
Sean?
619
00:35:45,334 --> 00:35:46,918
Are you going through my stuff?
620
00:35:47,001 --> 00:35:49,126
I… I was just making your bed.
621
00:35:49,918 --> 00:35:51,043
There's, um…
622
00:35:51,751 --> 00:35:57,793
There's… There's an ad in here
for, uh, an amp I wanted to buy.
623
00:35:59,918 --> 00:36:00,793
Okay.
624
00:36:03,626 --> 00:36:06,084
I'll go on that date with, um…
625
00:36:07,126 --> 00:36:08,126
What's her name?
626
00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:10,334
Susan.
627
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:11,626
Yeah, her.
628
00:36:15,418 --> 00:36:16,251
Uh…
629
00:36:17,293 --> 00:36:18,501
Mom, I--
630
00:36:18,584 --> 00:36:20,751
I'm gonna make
your favorite dinner tonight,
631
00:36:20,834 --> 00:36:22,251
chicken à la king.
632
00:36:36,959 --> 00:36:38,918
-How'd he do?
-Out like a light.
633
00:36:40,168 --> 00:36:43,084
I always knew Sean
would be a wonderful dad.
634
00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:44,376
Mmm.
635
00:36:44,459 --> 00:36:46,793
You brought home a good one here too.
636
00:36:46,876 --> 00:36:47,959
Oh, we're not dating.
637
00:36:48,043 --> 00:36:50,834
Oh? You better lock her down, Danny.
638
00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:53,626
-She's a catch.
-Bud! Get with the '80s.
639
00:36:53,709 --> 00:36:54,543
What?
640
00:36:54,626 --> 00:36:57,168
Tully doesn't need to get married.
She has a career.
641
00:36:57,251 --> 00:36:58,876
-Yeah, screw marriage.
642
00:36:58,959 --> 00:37:01,584
-She could do both.
-Exactly. She could do both.
643
00:37:02,376 --> 00:37:04,751
A woman needs a man
like a fish needs a bicycle.
644
00:37:06,126 --> 00:37:07,709
I saw that on a bumper sticker.
645
00:37:12,001 --> 00:37:15,543
Hear, hear, well said,
marriage is an outdated concept.
646
00:37:15,626 --> 00:37:19,543
Basically just a way for men
to act like they own women.
647
00:37:19,626 --> 00:37:21,043
Who needs that?
648
00:37:21,918 --> 00:37:23,168
You don't believe in marriage?
649
00:37:23,251 --> 00:37:25,251
Hell no! I'm with you, Marge.
650
00:37:25,334 --> 00:37:26,209
Margie.
651
00:37:27,418 --> 00:37:31,126
Margie. Yeah. No, I'm…
Never saw the point in getting married.
652
00:37:31,709 --> 00:37:32,959
Wait, like, never?
653
00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:36,584
Why should we involve the government
in our relationships?
654
00:37:37,168 --> 00:37:40,293
I mean, the whole thing
is antiquated and sexist.
655
00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:45,543
Plus, I mean, come on,
do you know anyone who's happily married?
656
00:37:45,626 --> 00:37:47,709
I don't.
657
00:37:53,334 --> 00:37:54,459
Um…
658
00:37:55,126 --> 00:37:59,751
No, I mean, obviously you are all happy.
659
00:37:59,834 --> 00:38:00,668
Um…
660
00:38:01,293 --> 00:38:03,668
I just… I just sort of meant,
you know, just generally--
661
00:38:03,751 --> 00:38:05,334
I could use another beer.
662
00:38:06,626 --> 00:38:08,209
Anyone else? No?
663
00:38:08,293 --> 00:38:10,168
All right.
664
00:38:10,251 --> 00:38:11,334
So let me guess.
665
00:38:12,126 --> 00:38:16,834
Your views on marriage
are more European, Johnny?
666
00:38:17,751 --> 00:38:18,876
I, um…
667
00:38:19,834 --> 00:38:23,459
I love your daughter very much.
668
00:38:23,543 --> 00:38:27,001
I just never saw myself
as someone's husband.
669
00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:31,209
I think we get it.
670
00:38:32,126 --> 00:38:32,959
Yeah.
671
00:38:35,001 --> 00:38:38,251
Do you have anything besides Budweiser?
672
00:38:38,834 --> 00:38:39,876
Apparently not.
673
00:38:43,251 --> 00:38:45,168
Well, that was a shitshow.
674
00:38:45,251 --> 00:38:46,209
Yeah.
675
00:38:46,293 --> 00:38:48,251
Poor Kate. I hope she's okay.
676
00:38:48,334 --> 00:38:49,543
Ah, they'll work it out.
677
00:38:49,626 --> 00:38:50,459
On the upside,
678
00:38:50,543 --> 00:38:52,918
I won't forget Bud's rendition
of "Memory" anytime soon.
679
00:38:53,001 --> 00:38:56,084
-He is a character.
-Yeah.
680
00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,418
You didn't have to walk me to my car.
681
00:39:00,001 --> 00:39:01,959
I am nothing if not a gentlewoman.
682
00:39:02,543 --> 00:39:04,084
Look, I get it.
683
00:39:04,584 --> 00:39:07,293
You're hoping
that I ask you to come home with me.
684
00:39:07,376 --> 00:39:09,626
-And it's probably a big mistake…
-Danny…
685
00:39:09,709 --> 00:39:10,751
…but you know what?
686
00:39:10,834 --> 00:39:11,751
Fuck it.
687
00:39:12,334 --> 00:39:15,418
Let's do it.
You were right back there in the park.
688
00:39:15,501 --> 00:39:18,251
I've never met anybody like you.
I can't stop thinking about you.
689
00:39:18,334 --> 00:39:20,584
You're just saying that
to get me back in bed.
690
00:39:22,459 --> 00:39:23,959
-Yes.
691
00:39:24,043 --> 00:39:25,418
And because it's true.
692
00:39:33,668 --> 00:39:34,834
That's my date.
693
00:39:35,543 --> 00:39:36,918
-Hey, Tully!
-Hey!
694
00:39:41,834 --> 00:39:43,793
Catch you later, Sports Man.
695
00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:50,626
Oh, I guess they suffered through
the beer after all.
696
00:39:50,709 --> 00:39:52,126
It's a tough crowd, huh?
697
00:39:52,626 --> 00:39:53,459
Impossible.
698
00:39:56,709 --> 00:40:00,459
So that whole thing
about not believing in marriage?
699
00:40:00,543 --> 00:40:03,251
Went over
about as well as New Coke.
700
00:40:03,959 --> 00:40:07,126
You were just agreeing with my mom, right?
Like I suggested?
701
00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:08,543
I mean…
702
00:40:10,001 --> 00:40:11,293
I wasn't lying.
703
00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:13,959
Wait, so you never want to get married?
704
00:40:14,793 --> 00:40:15,709
I've just…
705
00:40:17,043 --> 00:40:19,834
I mean, my parents were miserable,
706
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:24,293
and most married people
seem more resentful than in love.
707
00:40:26,084 --> 00:40:27,501
Not sure why I'd want to sign up.
708
00:40:27,584 --> 00:40:30,001
What about Sean and Julia? They're happy.
709
00:40:30,543 --> 00:40:34,668
Don't you get the sense they're
just pedaling as fast as they can?
710
00:40:36,126 --> 00:40:37,751
They have a lot on their plate.
711
00:40:39,293 --> 00:40:41,209
I just never understood
why people need a contract
712
00:40:41,293 --> 00:40:44,418
to tell them exactly how the rest
of their lives are gonna play out.
713
00:40:44,959 --> 00:40:48,043
Isn't it better to make up our own rules?
714
00:40:51,543 --> 00:40:53,043
We don't need to talk about this.
715
00:40:53,126 --> 00:40:55,376
I mean, I wasn't even thinking
about marriage.
716
00:40:56,459 --> 00:40:57,293
I love you,
717
00:40:58,376 --> 00:41:02,251
and this is not about you,
or us, or our future.
718
00:41:03,668 --> 00:41:04,834
Yeah, no, I get it.
719
00:41:07,126 --> 00:41:08,043
Are you okay?
720
00:41:09,084 --> 00:41:10,209
Are we okay?
721
00:41:11,043 --> 00:41:12,209
Yeah.
722
00:41:12,293 --> 00:41:14,793
I'm just tired.
723
00:41:16,084 --> 00:41:18,293
I, uh, think I'm gonna go to bed.
724
00:41:29,001 --> 00:41:30,584
Are you ready to have some fun?
725
00:41:30,668 --> 00:41:33,418
Whoo-hoo! Cheesy potatoes!
Let's get crazy.
726
00:41:33,501 --> 00:41:37,043
I want you to take this
to the McGillicuddy’s.
727
00:41:37,126 --> 00:41:38,626
What? No! Why?
728
00:41:38,709 --> 00:41:40,793
They sent this casserole dish
a thousand years ago.
729
00:41:41,459 --> 00:41:42,876
We can't return it empty.
730
00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,251
-I'm not going over there.
-Fine!
731
00:41:44,334 --> 00:41:47,709
Then I will go over there,
and I'll tell Kate how much you miss her.
732
00:41:48,793 --> 00:41:50,584
Wait, you actually said her name right.
733
00:41:50,668 --> 00:41:53,001
It's a sign from God.
734
00:41:54,001 --> 00:41:56,668
-Ah, schnitzel!
735
00:41:56,751 --> 00:42:00,126
Ooh! That smarts. That's what it is.
736
00:42:00,626 --> 00:42:01,459
Hmm.
737
00:42:01,959 --> 00:42:03,293
-Okay.
-Have fun.
738
00:42:10,334 --> 00:42:11,168
Tully!
739
00:42:11,251 --> 00:42:15,376
Hi. Uh, I'm returning this dish.
It's cheesy potatoes.
740
00:42:15,459 --> 00:42:17,293
Wow, that's lovely.
741
00:42:17,376 --> 00:42:19,209
And it doesn't have wheat in it
or anything.
742
00:42:19,293 --> 00:42:21,209
Oh! Good to know.
743
00:42:21,793 --> 00:42:24,251
-Kate, you have a visitor!
-No, no, you don't have to.
744
00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:26,584
-I was just gonna drop this off and then…
-No!
745
00:42:27,251 --> 00:42:28,501
-Let's see.
-…leave.
746
00:42:29,084 --> 00:42:30,334
Ooh!
747
00:42:32,334 --> 00:42:33,418
Hey. Uh…
748
00:42:34,876 --> 00:42:36,376
What are you… What are you doing here?
749
00:42:37,043 --> 00:42:38,084
Potato errand.
750
00:42:38,834 --> 00:42:40,084
Oh.
751
00:42:40,668 --> 00:42:43,626
I just remembered
I have to go upstairs now.
752
00:42:45,168 --> 00:42:47,543
Oh God, she's so embarrassing.
753
00:42:47,626 --> 00:42:49,293
Well, she's better than Cloud.
754
00:42:49,376 --> 00:42:51,584
She says "schnitzel"
instead of "shit" now.
755
00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:53,501
So basically,
every other word is "schnitzel."
756
00:42:54,918 --> 00:42:55,751
Uh…
757
00:42:56,668 --> 00:42:58,376
So, uh…
758
00:42:59,126 --> 00:43:01,293
-How are you doing?
-Great. How are you?
759
00:43:01,376 --> 00:43:05,543
Great!
Um, I really like A.V. Club, and, um…
760
00:43:07,709 --> 00:43:10,293
You know,
I could sponsor you to join, if you want.
761
00:43:10,376 --> 00:43:12,376
Um, it'd be like
a provisional member thing
762
00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:15,251
because it's mid-semester
and Lisa-Karen's a stickler for the rules.
763
00:43:15,334 --> 00:43:16,751
-But…
-Yeah, I bet she is.
764
00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:21,168
-Well, what's that supposed to mean?
-Nothing. She seems super fun.
765
00:43:22,084 --> 00:43:23,751
She's my friend, okay?
766
00:43:23,834 --> 00:43:26,709
And… And you don't need to be rude.
I was just trying to be nice.
767
00:43:26,793 --> 00:43:29,459
-Nice people don't have to try.
-What are you saying? I'm not nice?
768
00:43:29,543 --> 00:43:31,751
I don't know.
Where were you this entire year?
769
00:43:31,834 --> 00:43:33,126
No calls, no letters…
770
00:43:33,209 --> 00:43:36,043
You told me not to write you.
You said our friendship was over.
771
00:43:36,126 --> 00:43:38,834
-I didn't mean that! I was just mad.
-How was I supposed to know that?
772
00:43:38,918 --> 00:43:41,584
-How could you not know that?
-I don't know! All I know is…
773
00:43:42,376 --> 00:43:45,334
is that it was the worst thing
that anyone has ever said to me, ever.
774
00:43:45,418 --> 00:43:46,584
And you did nothing wrong.
775
00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:49,168
I'm just a terrible person,
and you're the innocent victim, right?
776
00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:51,459
-You're twisting my words, Tully.
-Oh my God.
777
00:43:51,543 --> 00:43:56,001
Would you stop screaming and just admit
that you miss each other already?
778
00:43:56,084 --> 00:43:57,293
So stupid.
779
00:43:57,376 --> 00:43:59,293
Shut up.
You don't know what you're talking about.
780
00:43:59,376 --> 00:44:01,959
Yeah. Right. Okay. You two keep fighting.
781
00:44:02,043 --> 00:44:03,418
I don't care. I have a date.
782
00:44:03,501 --> 00:44:05,793
Is that why you're wearing
an entire bottle of cologne?
783
00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:06,876
Shut up.
784
00:44:06,959 --> 00:44:08,751
You still smell like farts.
785
00:44:10,334 --> 00:44:12,001
God.
786
00:44:15,376 --> 00:44:18,418
He's so full of shit.
787
00:44:22,209 --> 00:44:23,543
So you don't miss me?
788
00:44:25,376 --> 00:44:27,209
-Do you miss me?
-Duh.
789
00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:32,084
-Even though you're, like, a total bitch.
-Um, you're the bitch, bitch.
790
00:44:32,168 --> 00:44:34,709
Well, that's why we're best friends.
We're both bitches.
791
00:44:44,126 --> 00:44:46,209
-So…
-Mm-mm.
792
00:44:46,293 --> 00:44:50,584
What do you say we, uh,
brave these cheesy potatoes?
793
00:44:50,668 --> 00:44:52,751
Mmm.
794
00:44:52,834 --> 00:44:53,668
I'm scared.
795
00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,876
-We'll do it together.
-Mmm. Okay.
796
00:44:58,168 --> 00:44:59,001
Oh wow.
797
00:44:59,084 --> 00:45:00,084
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
798
00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:03,084
-Oh, wow.
-Mmm!
799
00:45:03,168 --> 00:45:05,084
-That's the best thing I've ever tasted.
-Mm-hmm.
800
00:45:05,168 --> 00:45:07,168
Mmm.
Are you sure there's no drugs in these?
801
00:45:07,251 --> 00:45:09,043
Hmm. Well, maybe we'll get lucky.
802
00:45:11,168 --> 00:45:12,626
Mmm. Wow.
803
00:45:20,209 --> 00:45:21,209
You okay?
804
00:45:21,834 --> 00:45:24,334
Yes, Mularkey. I'm fine.
805
00:45:27,084 --> 00:45:30,418
Thought that was kind of beautiful
just now, Sean coming out.
806
00:45:31,626 --> 00:45:35,251
It would have been
if your family weren't so dysfunctional.
807
00:45:36,418 --> 00:45:38,876
That's a bit unfair.
I mean, they're trying.
808
00:45:39,876 --> 00:45:41,834
I thought we were
letting Marah come to us.
809
00:45:42,626 --> 00:45:45,334
It's like you don't care that we agree.
You just do what you want.
810
00:45:45,918 --> 00:45:48,043
What? That's not true.
811
00:45:48,626 --> 00:45:51,209
Sure. Well, I guess I'm making it up.
812
00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:55,834
Johnny, what is going on with you lately?
You just seem so…
813
00:45:57,376 --> 00:45:58,209
I'm worried.
814
00:45:59,668 --> 00:46:02,209
That's not your job anymore.
We're not married.
815
00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:05,209
-You don't have to worry about me.
-Yeah, well, I still do.
816
00:46:06,126 --> 00:46:08,209
Maybe you should go talk to somebody.
817
00:46:08,293 --> 00:46:09,459
Jesus Christ, Mularkey.
818
00:46:09,543 --> 00:46:11,334
I don't need you
to diagnose me. All right?
819
00:46:11,418 --> 00:46:14,709
Is it not enough that I'm here tonight,
spending time with your family?
820
00:46:14,793 --> 00:46:16,584
What are you talking about?
821
00:46:16,668 --> 00:46:18,418
I thought you wanted
to have dinner with us.
822
00:46:18,501 --> 00:46:19,501
You know what?
823
00:46:20,001 --> 00:46:21,334
I'm gonna get out of here.
824
00:46:21,418 --> 00:46:24,418
-Johnny, wait.
-Please, just back off. All right?
825
00:46:44,834 --> 00:46:46,751
There's pasta if you're hungry.
826
00:46:48,418 --> 00:46:50,376
I don't have much of an appetite.
827
00:46:55,709 --> 00:46:59,418
I'm sorry you felt like
you had to lie to everyone.
828
00:47:02,209 --> 00:47:03,543
That's how you see it?
829
00:47:04,126 --> 00:47:05,043
A lie?
830
00:47:06,459 --> 00:47:08,418
I don't know how I see it, Sean.
831
00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:10,876
I never really knew my own son.
832
00:47:11,918 --> 00:47:14,334
It's not my fault
that I couldn't come to you.
833
00:47:14,418 --> 00:47:16,293
I wanted to.
834
00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:19,501
I really needed you.
835
00:47:20,876 --> 00:47:23,168
As a teenager, and when Richard died…
836
00:47:23,251 --> 00:47:25,126
You could have come to me!
837
00:47:25,209 --> 00:47:28,543
If I'd known,
I… I would have supported you.
838
00:47:29,376 --> 00:47:30,334
You knew.
839
00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:34,459
You knew.
840
00:47:36,959 --> 00:47:38,501
You just didn't want to admit it.
841
00:47:40,626 --> 00:47:41,626
Sean…
842
00:47:52,376 --> 00:47:53,334
Hey.
843
00:47:53,418 --> 00:47:55,043
Grandma and Grandpa
are waiting in the car.
844
00:47:55,126 --> 00:47:57,001
They said they can drop me off
at the sleepover.
845
00:47:57,084 --> 00:47:59,876
Oh. Over at Ashley's?
It's just the two of you or…
846
00:48:00,459 --> 00:48:02,668
Mom, there's gonna be
like five other girls there.
847
00:48:02,751 --> 00:48:03,876
Right, of course.
848
00:48:04,626 --> 00:48:05,876
Well, I hope you know
849
00:48:05,959 --> 00:48:09,793
that if you ever want
to talk to me about anything,
850
00:48:09,876 --> 00:48:12,918
or, you know, just go
to an Indigo Girls concert together…
851
00:48:13,501 --> 00:48:15,126
I know, Mom. Thanks.
852
00:48:15,709 --> 00:48:20,334
But I am never ever watching
an Angelina Jolie movie with you again.
853
00:48:20,418 --> 00:48:22,251
It's a deal.
854
00:48:23,584 --> 00:48:24,501
I love you.
855
00:48:27,751 --> 00:48:28,959
-Bye.
-Bye.
856
00:48:38,876 --> 00:48:39,751
Well…
857
00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:44,501
at least she doesn't "hate me" hate me.
I think she just, like, regular hates me.
858
00:48:45,043 --> 00:48:47,126
She loves you. You're doing good.
859
00:48:49,251 --> 00:48:51,043
I know that dinner had to have been hard.
860
00:48:52,084 --> 00:48:54,959
I'm just surprised how angry I am.
861
00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:58,334
Also relieved.
862
00:48:58,959 --> 00:49:00,668
And I'm kind of disappointed.
863
00:49:00,751 --> 00:49:04,126
I know it's silly, but I had this fantasy
that when I told them…
864
00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,876
I don't know, they'd hug me and…
865
00:49:09,418 --> 00:49:10,793
tell me they were proud of me.
866
00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:20,501
I'm proud of you.
867
00:49:22,959 --> 00:49:25,918
I can't believe six whole people
know that I'm gay.
868
00:49:26,418 --> 00:49:28,459
-We should celebrate.
-That sounds ominous.
869
00:49:28,543 --> 00:49:31,376
I'm serious. We should go bar-hopping.
We should go gay bar-hopping.
870
00:49:31,459 --> 00:49:34,834
Yeah, except I don't know
any Seattle gay bars, like, at all.
871
00:49:34,918 --> 00:49:37,418
That's no problem.
You wanna know who does?
872
00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:41,418
-I'm so glad you guys called me!
873
00:49:41,918 --> 00:49:43,751
Sean! They're checking you out.
874
00:49:43,834 --> 00:49:45,501
I don't think it's me
they're interested in.
875
00:49:46,209 --> 00:49:50,918
"If he thinks he can lock me up in some
dark tower like a helpless princess…"
876
00:49:51,001 --> 00:49:52,543
"Please!"
877
00:49:52,626 --> 00:49:54,251
"I am the queen!"
878
00:49:54,334 --> 00:49:56,918
Wait, you saw that?
879
00:49:57,001 --> 00:49:58,209
My cousin sent me the link.
880
00:49:58,293 --> 00:50:00,043
I've already emailed it
to everyone I know.
881
00:50:00,126 --> 00:50:03,334
It was fantastic.
I've watched it, like, 25 times.
882
00:50:03,418 --> 00:50:04,959
Oh my God!
883
00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:06,918
Oh my God! Justine was right.
884
00:50:07,001 --> 00:50:08,834
I am the future of media.
885
00:50:08,918 --> 00:50:10,001
What's she talking about?
886
00:50:10,084 --> 00:50:12,334
Cloud helped me upload
a video to the Internet.
887
00:50:12,418 --> 00:50:13,334
Cloud did what?
888
00:50:13,418 --> 00:50:16,418
I didn't think anyone was gonna see it,
but I guess they did!
889
00:50:16,501 --> 00:50:20,709
"No matter how dark it gets,
I always find my light."
890
00:50:20,793 --> 00:50:24,251
-Hell yes, you do.
891
00:50:24,334 --> 00:50:29,168
Let me buy you a drink, sir,
and have you met my friend Sean?
892
00:50:30,168 --> 00:50:32,459
-Hey. Uh, Sean.
-Hi.
893
00:50:34,168 --> 00:50:37,084
Hasselbeck under pressure…
894
00:50:37,751 --> 00:50:39,293
His teammates won't let him forget
895
00:50:39,376 --> 00:50:41,501
that he's not the leading sacker
on this team.
896
00:50:41,584 --> 00:50:42,584
You sure you want another?
897
00:50:43,584 --> 00:50:44,418
Yeah.
898
00:50:48,793 --> 00:50:49,626
Thanks.
899
00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:55,126
Hasselbeck's a joke.
Everyone in this damn bar knows it.
900
00:51:07,043 --> 00:51:08,959
Wow, he was so nice.
901
00:51:09,043 --> 00:51:10,251
-Really nice.
-Yeah.
902
00:51:10,334 --> 00:51:13,543
And he gave me his number,
so I guess I'm officially a stud.
903
00:51:13,626 --> 00:51:15,709
-Yay!
904
00:51:17,293 --> 00:51:18,793
-Mmm.
-Mmm!
905
00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:21,251
Let's dance!
906
00:51:21,334 --> 00:51:22,459
Okay, we'll dance.
907
00:51:46,501 --> 00:51:48,376
Hasselbeck's got to go, man!
908
00:51:48,459 --> 00:51:50,459
He heard you already.
909
00:51:54,043 --> 00:51:54,959
We all did.
910
00:51:55,043 --> 00:51:56,168
Excuse me?
911
00:51:57,459 --> 00:52:02,543
Nobody here gives a shit
about your football commentary.
912
00:52:03,209 --> 00:52:04,876
Lighten up, British boy.
913
00:52:05,459 --> 00:52:06,584
I'm Australian.
914
00:52:08,251 --> 00:52:10,084
So you go fuck yourself.
915
00:52:14,626 --> 00:52:15,793
You wanna say that again?
916
00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:17,793
Go…
917
00:52:21,584 --> 00:52:22,543
fuck…
918
00:52:25,084 --> 00:52:26,043
yourself.
919
00:52:28,001 --> 00:52:28,959
What?
920
00:52:29,043 --> 00:52:31,209
Oh, are you gonna punch me?
921
00:52:31,293 --> 00:52:32,501
As if you have the balls.
922
00:52:37,918 --> 00:52:41,459
Was that a punch?
Or you trying to give me a reach-around?