1 00:01:01,668 --> 00:01:02,584 Hey, Mularkey… 2 00:01:05,793 --> 00:01:08,209 Paying a late-night visit to the forbidden ice cream cave? 3 00:01:08,918 --> 00:01:09,793 Don't judge. 4 00:01:10,918 --> 00:01:11,918 How could I? 5 00:01:18,293 --> 00:01:19,376 Mmm. 6 00:01:20,418 --> 00:01:22,626 Why does ice cream always taste better at 3:00 a.m.? 7 00:01:22,709 --> 00:01:26,751 Maybe because it's bad for you and you shouldn't be doing it. 8 00:01:27,918 --> 00:01:30,459 How come you're up so late? Does your hip hurt? 9 00:01:32,876 --> 00:01:35,709 I could, you know, rub it. 10 00:01:39,709 --> 00:01:40,793 Uh, yeah. 11 00:01:41,918 --> 00:01:42,918 Sure. Thanks. 12 00:01:53,459 --> 00:01:55,626 How's that? Is that too hard? 13 00:01:55,709 --> 00:01:57,668 No. That's good. 14 00:01:59,793 --> 00:02:00,834 It's so stiff. 15 00:02:04,334 --> 00:02:06,043 So, how come you can't sleep? 16 00:02:08,834 --> 00:02:09,793 I don't know. 17 00:02:10,834 --> 00:02:13,334 I'm just having a hard time in general. 18 00:02:15,543 --> 00:02:16,459 Yeah, me too. 19 00:02:17,876 --> 00:02:18,709 I think… 20 00:02:20,459 --> 00:02:21,334 I'm lonely. 21 00:02:24,584 --> 00:02:26,459 I know we're in the same house, but… 22 00:02:28,168 --> 00:02:30,293 -I think I miss you, Mularkey. 23 00:02:32,459 --> 00:02:33,793 I think I miss you too. 24 00:03:38,126 --> 00:03:42,209 This could be a frustrating time full of confusing urges. 25 00:03:46,584 --> 00:03:48,584 As the male body matures, 26 00:03:48,668 --> 00:03:52,751 increased blood flow to the penis can lead to unwanted erections… 27 00:03:52,834 --> 00:03:54,584 -unwanted erections… 28 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:57,834 unwanted erections… unwanted erections… 29 00:04:02,626 --> 00:04:08,001 There may be other unexpected events such as nocturnal emissions, 30 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:12,626 otherwise known as wet dreams. 31 00:04:15,918 --> 00:04:18,626 Wow, I, um, can't believe you're here. 32 00:04:18,709 --> 00:04:20,251 I can't believe your hair. 33 00:04:20,334 --> 00:04:22,501 Oh, I just thought, you know, 34 00:04:22,584 --> 00:04:25,168 high school, short hair, sophisticated. 35 00:04:25,251 --> 00:04:28,834 -Also, I… I got lice, so I had to. -You look like Velma from Scooby-Doo. 36 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:32,751 It's… it's actually a Dorothy Hamill. 37 00:04:33,584 --> 00:04:35,668 It looks really good. I like it. 38 00:04:35,751 --> 00:04:36,793 Thanks. 39 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:38,543 Uh, so why are you here? 40 00:04:39,668 --> 00:04:41,043 I'm going to school. 41 00:04:41,668 --> 00:04:45,918 Yeah, right, but, like, is Cloud out of, you know? 42 00:04:46,001 --> 00:04:48,209 You don't have to whisper if you're not gonna say it. 43 00:04:48,293 --> 00:04:50,668 But yeah, she's, uh, out of jail. 44 00:04:50,751 --> 00:04:52,043 She turned over a whole new leaf. 45 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:55,334 She cooks and wears pantsuits and reads the Bible. 46 00:04:55,418 --> 00:04:57,001 She thinks she's Carol Brady. 47 00:04:57,584 --> 00:04:59,418 I guess a lot can change in a year. 48 00:05:00,918 --> 00:05:02,209 Yeah, I guess so. 49 00:05:03,376 --> 00:05:06,626 Oh hey! You're the girl Kate used to be friends with. 50 00:05:06,709 --> 00:05:09,043 The one whose mom got arrested. Uh, Terry? 51 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:11,001 -Tully. -Right! 52 00:05:11,084 --> 00:05:14,209 Kate told me all about what happened. 53 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:15,668 So tragic. 54 00:05:17,043 --> 00:05:19,043 I love your blouse. 55 00:05:19,126 --> 00:05:20,334 I'm Lisa-Karen. 56 00:05:22,876 --> 00:05:23,918 I like your haircut. 57 00:05:24,501 --> 00:05:26,584 Thanks! Kate and I got them together. 58 00:05:26,668 --> 00:05:28,293 Like a best friend thing. 59 00:05:29,043 --> 00:05:30,709 We should go. We've got a filmstrip to load. 60 00:05:30,793 --> 00:05:33,459 An A.V. Club President's work is never done. 61 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,293 Just ask my VP. 62 00:05:45,418 --> 00:05:47,418 Mularkey, stop the presses. 63 00:05:47,501 --> 00:05:48,709 I got a scoop. 64 00:05:48,793 --> 00:05:52,043 -We don't have presses. This is TV. -What's going on? 65 00:05:52,126 --> 00:05:54,209 -Oh. -Here, babe. Oh, that's mine, actually… 66 00:05:54,293 --> 00:05:55,126 Yeah. 67 00:05:55,209 --> 00:06:00,168 So, I got a letter from this woman who worked for Binswanger for 30 years. 68 00:06:00,251 --> 00:06:03,376 "He's not fit to be Governor." Her words. 69 00:06:03,459 --> 00:06:06,668 He's got secrets, big secrets, and she's ready to spill. 70 00:06:06,751 --> 00:06:07,709 That's huge. 71 00:06:07,793 --> 00:06:10,668 -Whoa, seriously? -I know. I feel like Lois Lane. 72 00:06:10,751 --> 00:06:12,876 "Tully Hart brings down Benedict Binswanger." 73 00:06:12,959 --> 00:06:15,584 Easy, Lois. Binswanger's my beat. 74 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:18,751 -So? Finders keepers. -I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. 75 00:06:18,834 --> 00:06:21,584 He's right, actually. Tacoma wants Danny to cover the election. 76 00:06:22,209 --> 00:06:24,793 My source wants to speak to me. She says so right there. 77 00:06:24,876 --> 00:06:26,959 Oh. You can go together then. 78 00:06:27,043 --> 00:06:29,001 -Sounds good! -Oh, that is bullshit. 79 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:30,459 Go meet the source, 80 00:06:30,543 --> 00:06:32,626 and if they're the real deal, we'll send a camera crew, 81 00:06:32,709 --> 00:06:35,626 and you can both do stand-ups, but Danny's on lead. 82 00:06:35,709 --> 00:06:37,209 Solid call, boss. 83 00:06:37,793 --> 00:06:40,001 "Solid call, boss." You're such a kiss ass. 84 00:06:40,084 --> 00:06:41,418 Is that supposed to be me? 85 00:06:41,501 --> 00:06:43,918 Was that your impersonation of me? Like you're doing my voice? 86 00:06:44,001 --> 00:06:45,209 -Hey. -Hey. 87 00:06:45,293 --> 00:06:47,584 What do you say we hit the video store after work? 88 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:52,418 Maybe watch a movie in bed? Or not… watch a movie in bed. 89 00:06:52,501 --> 00:06:56,293 My parents are coming into town for a matinee, Cats. 90 00:06:56,376 --> 00:06:57,543 They're very excited. 91 00:06:57,626 --> 00:07:00,001 Then my mom wanted to see Sean, Julia, and the baby. 92 00:07:00,084 --> 00:07:03,584 Then that turned into a huge dinner thing that I somehow got roped into hosting. 93 00:07:03,668 --> 00:07:06,168 Great! Mularkey family dinner! I’m in! 94 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:09,126 -What should I bring? -Oh, no, you don't have to come. 95 00:07:09,209 --> 00:07:10,626 I figured I'd save you the hassle. 96 00:07:10,709 --> 00:07:12,501 Oh, no way. 97 00:07:12,584 --> 00:07:15,334 I'm the boyfriend, and this is prime boyfriend stuff. 98 00:07:15,418 --> 00:07:16,418 Maybe I could pick up a-- 99 00:07:16,501 --> 00:07:19,709 It's just they… they don't really know about us yet. 100 00:07:19,793 --> 00:07:22,793 Oh, well, we can tell them tonight. They'll be thrilled. 101 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:26,001 Yeah, it's just they're not exactly your… 102 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:28,918 biggest fans. 103 00:07:29,001 --> 00:07:31,751 What are you talking about? Your mom loves me. 104 00:07:31,834 --> 00:07:34,168 I think she might even have a little crush on me, actually. 105 00:07:34,251 --> 00:07:39,834 Sort of. She does think you are handsome and very charming. 106 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:43,043 She also thinks you're an international sex maniac who broke Tully's heart. 107 00:07:44,918 --> 00:07:46,084 Why would she think that? 108 00:07:46,876 --> 00:07:50,293 Well, she knows that something happened between you two, 109 00:07:50,376 --> 00:07:53,751 and she's convinced that you dumped her the second you got what you wanted. 110 00:07:53,834 --> 00:07:55,126 I told her that's not how it was, 111 00:07:55,209 --> 00:07:57,626 but she doesn't believe me and she's really, really mad at you. 112 00:07:57,709 --> 00:08:00,543 Wow. And Bud? Does he think I'm a sex maniac? 113 00:08:00,626 --> 00:08:01,709 No, he thinks you're a snob. 114 00:08:01,793 --> 00:08:03,918 It's the accent. He's got a thing about British people. 115 00:08:04,001 --> 00:08:07,793 What-- I'm not British. I'm Australian. We're the opposite of posh. 116 00:08:07,876 --> 00:08:09,293 Not helping your case. 117 00:08:09,376 --> 00:08:11,126 Remember that time you went to their barbecue 118 00:08:11,209 --> 00:08:13,293 and he asked if you wanted to watch the Seahawks game? 119 00:08:13,376 --> 00:08:16,293 -You said you don't get American football? -Yeah. 120 00:08:16,376 --> 00:08:19,084 That was like two years ago. He still talks about it. 121 00:08:19,168 --> 00:08:21,043 Okay, this is insane. 122 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:25,334 I've had a lot of girlfriends, and their parents always love me. 123 00:08:26,001 --> 00:08:27,459 How many girlfriends? 124 00:08:28,209 --> 00:08:30,126 I'm not giving up this easily, Mularkey. 125 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:34,293 All right? I'm gonna charm the pants off Bud and Margie, metaphorically. 126 00:08:34,376 --> 00:08:36,501 I know how important your family is to you, 127 00:08:36,584 --> 00:08:39,126 and therefore, they're important to me too. 128 00:08:41,293 --> 00:08:44,126 -All right. Yes. Yes. -All right? Okay, great. 129 00:08:44,209 --> 00:08:46,668 So, um, what do I have to do to win them over? 130 00:08:46,751 --> 00:08:50,084 Okay, for my dad, you can not go wrong with beer, but nothing foreign or fancy. 131 00:08:50,168 --> 00:08:51,084 -Right. -And for my mom, 132 00:08:51,168 --> 00:08:54,084 if she gets in an argument with anyone, you take her side, no matter what. 133 00:08:54,168 --> 00:08:55,543 She'll be putty in your hands. 134 00:08:55,626 --> 00:08:56,709 I can do that. 135 00:08:57,543 --> 00:08:59,418 -This is gonna be fun. -It's not going to be fun. 136 00:08:59,501 --> 00:09:00,376 Just you wait and see. 137 00:09:00,459 --> 00:09:03,043 By the end of the night, we're gonna be one big, happy family. 138 00:09:26,334 --> 00:09:28,418 -What do you think you're doing? 139 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:31,293 -Nothing. I'm just doing some laundry. -You were reading Marah's emails. 140 00:09:31,376 --> 00:09:32,209 I was not. 141 00:09:32,293 --> 00:09:33,876 They are instant messages… 142 00:09:33,959 --> 00:09:35,418 -…and I didn't mean to. 143 00:09:35,501 --> 00:09:37,293 It made a sound, so I glanced over. 144 00:09:37,376 --> 00:09:39,376 Oh, you glanced over. 145 00:09:39,459 --> 00:09:40,334 Wait a second. 146 00:09:41,376 --> 00:09:43,126 Does this say what I think it says? 147 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:46,126 -What are you guys doing? 148 00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:48,918 Are you snooping? 149 00:09:49,001 --> 00:09:50,251 -No. -She was. 150 00:09:50,334 --> 00:09:52,209 You used to hate it when Mom did stuff like that. 151 00:09:52,293 --> 00:09:54,084 -Did you wash my blue sweater? 152 00:09:54,168 --> 00:09:56,334 You living here doesn't mean I'll do all of your laundry. 153 00:09:56,418 --> 00:09:58,834 I'm not actually Mom. But yes. 154 00:09:58,918 --> 00:10:00,334 Okay, now come take a look. 155 00:10:00,418 --> 00:10:03,459 -I'm not reading her private messages-- -I did your laundry. You owe me. 156 00:10:03,959 --> 00:10:05,293 Uh… 157 00:10:05,376 --> 00:10:06,459 We should not be doing this. 158 00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,501 Oh. Wow. 159 00:10:12,584 --> 00:10:15,001 -Did you know Marah was gay? -She might not be gay… 160 00:10:15,084 --> 00:10:17,251 It says right here she's in love with her friend Ashley. 161 00:10:17,334 --> 00:10:20,418 Yeah, but maybe she means it in, like, a friends way. 162 00:10:21,001 --> 00:10:23,418 "When I'm with her, all I want to do is kiss her, 163 00:10:23,501 --> 00:10:25,459 but I'm afraid to tell her the truth." 164 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:27,209 Okay. 165 00:10:28,126 --> 00:10:29,834 Maybe she's a little bit gay. 166 00:10:31,001 --> 00:10:32,293 It all makes sense. 167 00:10:32,376 --> 00:10:33,751 She plays field hockey. 168 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,793 She… she… she played with her Barbies way longer than all of her friends. 169 00:10:36,876 --> 00:10:38,126 -This is why. -Oh, okay, okay. 170 00:10:38,209 --> 00:10:41,959 She might be gay. She might be bi. She might be trying to figure it out. 171 00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:43,793 -So what do we do? -Really? 172 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:47,168 You want advice from a middle-aged gay man who's yet to come out to his parents? 173 00:10:47,251 --> 00:10:50,584 Mom and Dad think I'm staying here because Julia and I "hit a rough patch." 174 00:10:50,668 --> 00:10:52,084 They have no idea what's going on. 175 00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:54,584 You could tell them. They love you. 176 00:10:55,209 --> 00:10:58,168 They love the idea of me, the successful husband and father. 177 00:10:58,251 --> 00:11:00,209 They don't know the real me. I don't even know the real me. 178 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:03,876 -I'm barely out of the closet. -Okay, we have to do better for Marah. 179 00:11:03,959 --> 00:11:07,251 -I'm gonna talk to her. -No, we've… we've violated her privacy. 180 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,293 -Yeah, not on purpose. -No, no, he's right. 181 00:11:09,376 --> 00:11:11,376 All you can do right now is just let her know subtly 182 00:11:11,459 --> 00:11:13,168 that you guys are a safe space. 183 00:11:13,251 --> 00:11:16,043 You know, coming out is super hard and scary. 184 00:11:16,126 --> 00:11:18,626 -Let her come to you when she's ready. 185 00:11:18,709 --> 00:11:19,709 It's Marah. 186 00:11:20,293 --> 00:11:22,459 -She's coming to us. -Okay, just… just… 187 00:11:23,709 --> 00:11:25,626 Marah. Hi. What's up? 188 00:11:26,626 --> 00:11:30,793 Yeah. No, I'm just, you know, here doing laundry all by myself. 189 00:11:31,668 --> 00:11:34,876 Yes. Yeah. I'm totally cool with that. 190 00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:37,209 I will come and pick you up right now. 191 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,376 -I'm on my way. I love you. 192 00:11:40,459 --> 00:11:42,418 -Remember, subtle. -Be cool. 193 00:11:43,209 --> 00:11:45,126 Don't worry. 194 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:46,834 I got this. 195 00:11:52,418 --> 00:11:53,876 I don't think she's got this. 196 00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:55,459 -No. 197 00:12:05,584 --> 00:12:09,876 Oh, I love this song. Just came on. God, I haven't heard it in years. 198 00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:12,293 Do you know the Indigo Girls? 199 00:12:12,376 --> 00:12:13,251 I guess. 200 00:12:13,334 --> 00:12:14,584 Oh, they're so great. 201 00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:17,793 You know, one of them is gay, and one of them is straight, 202 00:12:17,876 --> 00:12:19,293 and they just accept each other. 203 00:12:19,376 --> 00:12:21,084 I don't think either of them are straight. 204 00:12:21,168 --> 00:12:23,501 Oh, yeah. No. You're right. I totally knew that. 205 00:12:23,584 --> 00:12:24,876 They're a couple, right? 206 00:12:25,751 --> 00:12:32,376 Two lesbians just living and loving and making music together. 207 00:12:32,459 --> 00:12:33,834 It's beautiful. 208 00:12:35,001 --> 00:12:36,126 Why are you acting so weird? 209 00:12:37,168 --> 00:12:38,376 No, I… 210 00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:40,126 What did Tully tell you? 211 00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:42,459 You talked to Tully about this? 212 00:12:42,543 --> 00:12:44,126 Yeah, because she gets it. 213 00:12:44,209 --> 00:12:46,001 Well, I get it, Marah. 214 00:12:46,084 --> 00:12:47,751 I mean, I'm… I'm hip. 215 00:12:47,834 --> 00:12:50,168 I'm liberal. I have a gay brother. 216 00:12:50,251 --> 00:12:53,251 And, you know, I've had the occasional… 217 00:12:54,209 --> 00:12:56,084 crush on a woman. 218 00:12:56,626 --> 00:13:00,668 I mean, I saw this one movie, Gia with Angelina Jolie, and I… 219 00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:04,001 I mean, I felt some things. 220 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,584 Oh my God, gross. 221 00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:08,168 Look. 222 00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:12,793 The point is, I just want you to know that I'm here, 223 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,168 and you can talk to me about anything. 224 00:13:21,709 --> 00:13:23,918 Guess whose mom set him up on a hot date? 225 00:13:24,001 --> 00:13:25,126 Hey. 226 00:13:26,168 --> 00:13:28,501 -What're you talking about? -Do you remember my friend Nancy? 227 00:13:28,584 --> 00:13:32,126 Her daughter Susan? You two were in choir together at church. 228 00:13:32,918 --> 00:13:36,418 -There were a lot of Susans. -Redhead, big gap in her teeth. 229 00:13:38,209 --> 00:13:41,876 -Yeah, I guess I remember her. -Well, she just got her braces off. 230 00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:44,751 And she is stunning and sweet, 231 00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:48,043 and Nancy says that she still talks about you. 232 00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:51,501 So we thought, maybe you could take her out tonight. 233 00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:54,876 -I already got plans with Robbie. -What? You see Robbie all the time. 234 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,834 Uh, Mom, I don't need you to get me girls. Okay? 235 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:01,918 You seen my Tiger Beat with Shaun Cassidy on the cover? 236 00:14:02,001 --> 00:14:03,918 Don't they all have Shaun Cassidy on the cover? 237 00:14:06,459 --> 00:14:08,001 I'll keep my eyes peeled. 238 00:14:08,876 --> 00:14:12,668 Oh, I heard that Tully and her mom just moved back here. 239 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:16,459 I thought maybe we could have them over for dinner. 240 00:14:16,543 --> 00:14:18,293 Ugh. No. 241 00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:21,084 What? Why? You two were such good friends. 242 00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:24,209 Yeah, were, as in past tense. 243 00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:37,126 Why can't they be more specific? The recipe says to add a cup. 244 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,001 Which cup is a cup? 245 00:14:39,668 --> 00:14:41,668 Well, bigger is better. 246 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:48,418 -What is that? A science experiment? -No. It's special cheesy potatoes. 247 00:14:49,334 --> 00:14:51,626 I got the recipe from The Ladies Home Journal. 248 00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:54,084 Since when are there ladies in this house? 249 00:14:55,918 --> 00:14:59,834 Look, when I was in prison, 250 00:14:59,918 --> 00:15:04,043 I swore that if I got another chance with you, 251 00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:08,501 I would become one of those moms who is, like, on a… a cereal box. 252 00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:14,376 A mom who smiles and does housework and goes to church and bakes things. 253 00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:17,043 A good, clean, happy mom. 254 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:19,959 Please. 255 00:15:20,584 --> 00:15:23,751 So when am I gonna see ol' Kim-er-oo? 256 00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:27,084 Well, her name is still Kate, and try "never." 257 00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:30,001 -Why not? Did something happen? -If it did, I wouldn't tell you. 258 00:15:30,084 --> 00:15:32,668 Well, you can talk to me whenever you're ready. I'm here. 259 00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:34,084 Stop being creepy. 260 00:15:36,626 --> 00:15:38,459 "Add salt to taste." What does that mean? 261 00:15:41,959 --> 00:15:42,793 Nope. 262 00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:45,293 Bigger is better. 263 00:15:47,084 --> 00:15:48,084 Mmm! 264 00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:05,501 -Hey. You're here early. -A good boyfriend's never late. 265 00:16:05,584 --> 00:16:08,043 Now, I got American beer for your dad. 266 00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:10,168 I boned up on the Seahawks, 267 00:16:10,251 --> 00:16:12,376 and will be nonchalantly working in the fact 268 00:16:12,459 --> 00:16:15,209 that Australia was founded as a British penal colony. 269 00:16:15,293 --> 00:16:17,793 -The opposite of posh. -Mmm, don't say "posh." 270 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:18,876 Good point. 271 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:20,334 Okay. What can I do? 272 00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:22,668 Uh, nothing. Play gets out in an hour. 273 00:16:22,751 --> 00:16:25,251 All we have to do is set the table and get dressed. 274 00:16:25,334 --> 00:16:27,959 Oh. Okay. 275 00:16:28,043 --> 00:16:32,418 Or we could… get undressed. 276 00:16:32,501 --> 00:16:33,334 Mmm. 277 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,334 -I like the way you think, Johnny Ryan. -Yeah? 278 00:16:37,418 --> 00:16:40,168 Why don't we start with you? 279 00:16:41,626 --> 00:16:42,459 What do you mean? 280 00:16:43,084 --> 00:16:45,626 Strip for me, big man. 281 00:16:48,168 --> 00:16:50,126 -Me? -Uh-huh. 282 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:52,334 Yep. Oh. 283 00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:00,584 Woo! 284 00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:04,834 Mm-hmm. 285 00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:07,709 Oh. 286 00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:19,126 -Yeah, yeah, ooh. 287 00:17:27,834 --> 00:17:29,418 Oh yeah. 288 00:17:31,834 --> 00:17:34,376 Oh, the things I'm gonna do to you. 289 00:17:34,459 --> 00:17:35,959 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah. 290 00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:39,459 Oh my God! 291 00:17:39,543 --> 00:17:43,834 -Uh, we'll… we'll come back later, Kate. 292 00:17:43,918 --> 00:17:46,668 I told you we shouldn't have left before intermission. Okay. 293 00:17:46,751 --> 00:17:49,043 -Sorry! -This won't be… One minute. 294 00:17:49,126 --> 00:17:49,959 Mm-hmm! 295 00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:53,209 -Shit… Shit… Motherfucking shit. -Oh my God. 296 00:17:53,293 --> 00:17:54,251 This is awkward. 297 00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:58,876 -Awkward? She's, like, a minute late. -No. I meant us working together. 298 00:17:58,959 --> 00:18:02,501 This can't be easy for you seeing me every day. 299 00:18:02,584 --> 00:18:05,084 Now, if it's any consolation, I meant what I said. 300 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,876 I just can't be the man you deserve. 301 00:18:06,959 --> 00:18:09,293 Oh, for fuck's sake. No one's hurt. 302 00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:10,959 I have zero interest in you. 303 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:14,293 If you say so. 304 00:18:14,376 --> 00:18:17,084 Besides, you're the one who can't stop thinking about that night. 305 00:18:17,168 --> 00:18:18,834 Just trying to be sensitive. 306 00:18:18,918 --> 00:18:20,668 Sensitive people don't have to try. 307 00:18:21,209 --> 00:18:23,834 See? This is what would happen if we were together. 308 00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:25,334 It's a disaster. 309 00:18:25,418 --> 00:18:27,168 -I'm a rogue, Tully. 310 00:18:27,251 --> 00:18:29,918 You're not a rogue. You're just an ordinary dick. 311 00:18:32,084 --> 00:18:34,126 You didn't think it was ordinary that night. 312 00:18:34,209 --> 00:18:36,126 Too bad it's attached to your personality. 313 00:18:36,209 --> 00:18:38,293 Oh, "Too bad it's attached…" Mmm. 314 00:18:39,001 --> 00:18:39,876 Tully Hart? 315 00:18:39,959 --> 00:18:41,084 Is he with you? 316 00:18:41,584 --> 00:18:43,084 Yeah, unfortunately. 317 00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,251 Thank you for meeting me. 318 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:47,709 Thank you for telling me your story. 319 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,543 Please sit. Tell me about Benedict Binswanger. 320 00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:52,084 Take notes. 321 00:18:52,168 --> 00:18:54,626 He was my employer for 30 years. 322 00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:58,001 I cleaned his house. I heard his secrets. 323 00:18:58,501 --> 00:18:59,834 He's an awful man. 324 00:18:59,918 --> 00:19:02,959 He injured workers, and he would just cover it up. 325 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:04,376 Pay them off. 326 00:19:04,876 --> 00:19:06,709 He bribed politicians. 327 00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:10,168 He sent his own brother away. 328 00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:15,626 There was blackmail, hush money, and a child out of wedlock. 329 00:19:17,084 --> 00:19:20,209 Would you be willing to be interviewed on camera? 330 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:22,376 That's why I came to you, Tully, 331 00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:24,876 because, oh, I trust you. 332 00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:28,668 I met you when you were just a baby. 333 00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:30,251 -Let me in! 334 00:19:31,668 --> 00:19:33,251 I'm sorry, miss, they're not here. 335 00:19:33,834 --> 00:19:36,834 You were so darling, so small. 336 00:19:36,918 --> 00:19:38,209 I gave you a chocolate. 337 00:19:38,793 --> 00:19:40,834 What? 338 00:19:41,751 --> 00:19:45,334 What Benedict did to your mother was terrible. 339 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,876 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 340 00:19:50,209 --> 00:19:52,709 I wanted to help, but I didn't know how. 341 00:19:53,376 --> 00:19:54,959 You knew my mother? 342 00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:57,751 Well, this is what I'm trying to tell you! 343 00:19:58,251 --> 00:20:01,793 The Binswangers, they're bad people. 344 00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:03,959 They're not to be trusted. 345 00:20:04,584 --> 00:20:11,543 I had to leave when they started replacing all the furniture with exact replicas. 346 00:20:13,876 --> 00:20:14,918 Wait. 347 00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:16,418 What? 348 00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:20,293 Daisy! There you are. You know you're not allowed to leave without a nurse. 349 00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:22,001 I hope she wasn't bothering you. 350 00:20:22,084 --> 00:20:24,793 Oh my God, you really are Tully Hart from KPOC! 351 00:20:24,876 --> 00:20:27,043 I told you I was seeing her today! 352 00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,751 Last week she said she was meeting Michael J. Fox. 353 00:20:29,834 --> 00:20:31,459 The week before that, Bryant Gumble. 354 00:20:31,543 --> 00:20:32,626 He bought me ice cream. 355 00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,959 Come on, we have to get back. It's almost time for Wheel of Fortune. 356 00:20:37,043 --> 00:20:41,209 Sometimes Vanna White sends me messages through the puzzles. 357 00:20:41,293 --> 00:20:42,418 Mmm. 358 00:20:45,126 --> 00:20:47,501 Tell your mother I'm sorry, Tallulah. 359 00:20:55,876 --> 00:20:56,709 Yeah. 360 00:21:00,418 --> 00:21:04,418 I hope we gave you two plenty of time to finish your, um… 361 00:21:05,543 --> 00:21:07,543 whatever that was you were doing. 362 00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:09,168 -Mom! 363 00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:10,459 Come on! 364 00:21:11,043 --> 00:21:12,709 Ah, I think it's time for a beer. 365 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:14,126 Bud, can I get you one? 366 00:21:14,834 --> 00:21:16,834 -Thought you'd never ask. -Okay. 367 00:21:21,084 --> 00:21:23,668 So, about what you saw earlier… 368 00:21:24,251 --> 00:21:25,084 Oh no. 369 00:21:25,626 --> 00:21:26,709 I get it. 370 00:21:26,793 --> 00:21:29,584 After Tully, he moved on to you. 371 00:21:29,668 --> 00:21:33,251 That is not what is happening. 372 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,168 Um, we're dating, and it's actually… 373 00:21:35,251 --> 00:21:36,959 …it's getting pretty serious. 374 00:21:37,876 --> 00:21:40,709 Well, I just don't want him to use you the way he did Tully. 375 00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:42,834 He didn't use Tully. 376 00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:45,126 It's none of my business. You're an adult. 377 00:21:46,168 --> 00:21:47,001 Obviously. 378 00:21:48,668 --> 00:21:50,501 My favorite beer. 379 00:21:51,084 --> 00:21:53,418 They make that right here in America. Hey? 380 00:21:55,626 --> 00:21:56,834 A Bud for a Bud. 381 00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,001 That's original. Been getting that joke since high school. 382 00:22:01,084 --> 00:22:02,543 Have you? 383 00:22:02,626 --> 00:22:04,668 So… 384 00:22:04,751 --> 00:22:05,876 …what down is it? 385 00:22:05,959 --> 00:22:08,584 -Third and 27. Just got a holding penalty. -Great. 386 00:22:08,668 --> 00:22:11,918 Great? Just got hit with a bullshit call, took us out of the Red Zone. 387 00:22:12,584 --> 00:22:16,709 Uh… Oh, the Red Zone. That's… That's bullshit. Come on! 388 00:22:22,626 --> 00:22:24,293 Did you know Mad Max is Australian? 389 00:22:27,251 --> 00:22:28,293 I got it. 390 00:22:33,043 --> 00:22:36,501 -Hey! Here they are. -Hi! Sorry, we're late. 391 00:22:36,584 --> 00:22:38,751 -Luca got fussy. Say hi! -Hi! How are you? 392 00:22:38,834 --> 00:22:41,126 -Come here, big guy! -How was the show? 393 00:22:41,209 --> 00:22:44,668 Some fruity guy dressed as a cat tried to give me a lap dance, 394 00:22:44,751 --> 00:22:47,251 but that wasn't the worst show we saw today, was it? 395 00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,376 Tully, Tully's mom. 396 00:23:00,001 --> 00:23:04,293 I would like you to close your eyes and picture the future. 397 00:23:05,376 --> 00:23:09,834 The future of media and entertainment, the Internet. 398 00:23:09,918 --> 00:23:13,084 The non-compete clause in your contract doesn't cover the web. 399 00:23:13,168 --> 00:23:15,501 Therefore, you can do whatever you want. 400 00:23:15,584 --> 00:23:19,376 Your new website is tullyhart.com. 401 00:23:19,459 --> 00:23:21,209 Now, they call it a domain name 402 00:23:21,293 --> 00:23:24,126 because, girl, you are queen of this domain. 403 00:23:24,959 --> 00:23:27,543 But I was on television. 404 00:23:27,626 --> 00:23:30,543 There were big lights, and audiences and commercials. 405 00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:32,834 Millions of people watched me every day. 406 00:23:32,918 --> 00:23:35,834 And now they can visit your site and read your blog. 407 00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:38,293 You want me to blog? 408 00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:40,043 -I blog. -You blog? 409 00:23:40,126 --> 00:23:41,793 It's 2004. Of course I blog. 410 00:23:42,626 --> 00:23:45,459 I post videos on astrology. 411 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:47,876 This one has… 412 00:23:49,418 --> 00:23:50,543 12 hits. 413 00:23:51,793 --> 00:23:55,459 This week, Mars squares Uranus. 414 00:23:55,543 --> 00:24:00,709 Mars is action, aggression, but also your sex drive. 415 00:24:00,793 --> 00:24:04,668 This transit can give you the courage to break free, 416 00:24:04,751 --> 00:24:08,751 rebel against authority, rebel against convention. 417 00:24:09,834 --> 00:24:12,043 Wilson King has you in a cage. 418 00:24:12,959 --> 00:24:17,584 But he can't touch you here, and it is the future. 419 00:24:18,168 --> 00:24:21,084 -Think about it. 420 00:24:28,543 --> 00:24:31,043 Oh, I'm so sorry. I should've knocked. 421 00:24:31,126 --> 00:24:31,959 That's all right. 422 00:24:32,918 --> 00:24:35,376 We were married 15 years, Kate. It's fine. 423 00:24:35,459 --> 00:24:36,834 Totally. 424 00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:39,209 Sorry. 425 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:40,918 Okay. 426 00:24:45,168 --> 00:24:46,126 Mmm. 427 00:25:12,168 --> 00:25:13,293 Go! Go! 428 00:25:16,043 --> 00:25:18,126 We're under attack! Medic! 429 00:25:19,626 --> 00:25:20,751 Hey! 430 00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:23,626 Hey! 431 00:25:31,876 --> 00:25:33,959 Johnny, are you okay? 432 00:25:38,418 --> 00:25:39,918 Oh my God, what happened? 433 00:25:40,501 --> 00:25:44,834 Just… Just my hip. Pushed it too hard in physical therapy this morning. 434 00:25:46,418 --> 00:25:47,376 Here. 435 00:25:48,251 --> 00:25:49,293 -Thanks. -Here. 436 00:25:49,376 --> 00:25:51,084 I got it, I got it, I got it. 437 00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:57,626 I could use a little privacy. 438 00:25:57,709 --> 00:25:59,334 Oh, sorry. Yeah. Okay. 439 00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:03,209 Just let me know if you need anything, okay? 440 00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:04,668 Yeah. 441 00:26:18,959 --> 00:26:19,793 You okay? 442 00:26:21,251 --> 00:26:23,043 You barely berated me the entire ride. 443 00:26:23,626 --> 00:26:25,876 I don't berate. I banter. 444 00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,418 I didn't say I don't enjoy it. 445 00:26:27,501 --> 00:26:30,334 I can't believe that Binswanger lead turned out to be a bust. 446 00:26:30,418 --> 00:26:31,376 I know. 447 00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:35,959 When she started talking, I thought, "This can make our careers." 448 00:26:36,043 --> 00:26:38,459 How about when she said she met me as a baby? 449 00:26:38,543 --> 00:26:39,459 So creepy. 450 00:26:39,543 --> 00:26:41,043 -I totally thought-- -I… Me too! 451 00:26:41,126 --> 00:26:42,918 -I believed her for a second. -Okay, yeah. 452 00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:45,543 -I mean, it seemed weirdly logical. -Oof. 453 00:26:45,626 --> 00:26:48,668 Like, I never met my dad, so, of course, it's him. 454 00:26:48,751 --> 00:26:50,709 Of course. I'm a Binswanger. 455 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:53,793 I can definitely see it though with the right… 456 00:26:54,376 --> 00:26:56,418 I guess about as likely as the Marlboro Man. 457 00:26:57,043 --> 00:26:58,501 The Marlboro Man? 458 00:26:59,626 --> 00:27:02,543 I used to fantasize that the Marlboro Man was my dad. 459 00:27:03,043 --> 00:27:05,584 I would cut out his picture from magazines and stuff. 460 00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:08,418 That is adorable. 461 00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:09,459 Shut up. 462 00:27:09,543 --> 00:27:11,168 Little Tully and the Marlboro Man! 463 00:27:11,251 --> 00:27:13,126 -I know it's stupid. -No. 464 00:27:13,209 --> 00:27:18,334 He just always seemed so manly, mysterious, and dependable. 465 00:27:18,418 --> 00:27:21,126 You thought the Marlboro Man was dependable? 466 00:27:21,959 --> 00:27:25,084 He was on billboards and in magazines. I always knew where to find him. 467 00:27:32,501 --> 00:27:34,543 You really didn't need to walk me to my door. 468 00:27:34,626 --> 00:27:36,668 Oh, I'm nothing if not a gentleman. 469 00:27:36,751 --> 00:27:38,918 -Don't think I'm inviting you in. 470 00:27:42,001 --> 00:27:44,043 -Oh, hey, Tully. -Hi! 471 00:27:44,126 --> 00:27:45,959 -Nice to see ya. Whoa, whoa! -You too. 472 00:27:46,751 --> 00:27:48,876 Hey, aren't you… aren't you Dan the Sports Man for KDUG? 473 00:27:48,959 --> 00:27:50,876 Well, I'm actually at KPOC now, reporting. 474 00:27:50,959 --> 00:27:53,084 Oh, that's great! You were one of my favorites. 475 00:27:53,168 --> 00:27:54,959 No one covered the Warren Moon fiasco like you. 476 00:27:55,043 --> 00:27:55,918 Oh! 477 00:27:56,001 --> 00:27:57,168 Hey, wanna come in for a beer? 478 00:27:57,251 --> 00:27:59,751 -I would love to! So nice. -Hey, Johnny! Johnny! 479 00:27:59,834 --> 00:28:01,959 -Hey, Bud-- -Grab us a couple beers, pal. 480 00:28:02,043 --> 00:28:03,751 And some more pretzels. Hey, come on. 481 00:28:03,834 --> 00:28:06,043 I can't even believe it. Live in person. 482 00:28:06,126 --> 00:28:07,834 Oh yeah, isn't this great? 483 00:28:07,918 --> 00:28:09,751 -I'm not a hologram. -Yeah, I know. 484 00:28:15,626 --> 00:28:16,834 -All right. -Mmm. 485 00:28:17,459 --> 00:28:18,918 Yeah, you gotta tell me straight up. 486 00:28:19,793 --> 00:28:21,334 The Hawks make the playoffs this year? 487 00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,126 -I hate to break your heart, Bud. 488 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:26,834 Heaven forbid. 489 00:28:26,918 --> 00:28:28,543 -Yeah. 490 00:28:28,626 --> 00:28:30,293 -Excuse me, Johnny. -Hmm? 491 00:28:30,376 --> 00:28:32,918 -Oh! Sorry, Margie! -Mm-hmm. 492 00:28:35,001 --> 00:28:38,543 Danny's a nice boy and handsome. 493 00:28:39,084 --> 00:28:40,459 He would definitely agree with you. 494 00:28:40,543 --> 00:28:43,543 And he appreciates a family dinner. You know what that means. 495 00:28:43,626 --> 00:28:45,251 He's too lazy to cook for himself? 496 00:28:46,126 --> 00:28:48,334 It's good to meet a man who's on your level. 497 00:28:49,418 --> 00:28:50,709 I agree with Margie. 498 00:28:51,584 --> 00:28:53,834 A lot of chemistry between you two, Tully. 499 00:28:54,584 --> 00:28:58,418 Yes, it would be convenient for you if she moved on. 500 00:29:03,418 --> 00:29:05,668 -So this is going well. 501 00:29:05,751 --> 00:29:08,376 -I need another beer. -Mmm. 502 00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:11,793 -Hiya! 503 00:29:11,876 --> 00:29:13,043 Hi, tickles. 504 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:16,501 So, you're dating Dan the Sports Man? 505 00:29:16,584 --> 00:29:17,459 Hell no. 506 00:29:17,959 --> 00:29:20,626 I mean, he's okay in bed. 507 00:29:20,709 --> 00:29:23,418 And not entirely unfortunate looking, right? 508 00:29:23,918 --> 00:29:25,459 I mean, what's your expert opinion? 509 00:29:26,293 --> 00:29:31,626 Uh, my expert opinion is that you should find a man and settle down 510 00:29:31,709 --> 00:29:33,251 so our kids can play together. 511 00:29:33,334 --> 00:29:34,293 Ugh. 512 00:29:34,376 --> 00:29:35,959 -No, I'm serious, Tully. 513 00:29:36,459 --> 00:29:37,751 It's life-changing. 514 00:29:38,626 --> 00:29:39,793 Everything makes sense now. 515 00:29:39,876 --> 00:29:42,293 This is exactly what I was waiting all those years to find. 516 00:29:42,376 --> 00:29:44,793 -Oh! 517 00:29:44,876 --> 00:29:49,126 It's feisty, funny, and totally unpredictable. 518 00:29:49,209 --> 00:29:50,543 The Girlfriend Hour, 519 00:29:50,626 --> 00:29:54,626 with new hosts Brooks Banack and Bambi Lane! 520 00:30:26,459 --> 00:30:27,459 Hi! 521 00:30:27,543 --> 00:30:30,501 It's Tully Hart, your old girl from-- Agh! Shit. 522 00:30:33,793 --> 00:30:34,959 Hi. 523 00:30:35,043 --> 00:30:37,209 It's your old girlfriend, Tully Hart. 524 00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:39,459 Welcome to my website. 525 00:30:40,251 --> 00:30:44,543 I miss you all so much, but I just want you to know, I'm doing great. 526 00:30:44,626 --> 00:30:45,918 I'm doing great. 527 00:30:46,001 --> 00:30:47,834 I am doing great. 528 00:30:50,584 --> 00:30:51,459 Okay. 529 00:30:52,709 --> 00:30:55,043 That is bullshit. 530 00:30:55,126 --> 00:30:58,126 My agent wants me to do something upbeat for the website 531 00:30:58,209 --> 00:31:00,668 about "New Beginnings" or whatever, but… 532 00:31:00,751 --> 00:31:04,418 …ugh, I feel like when my hippie mom tried to be Carol Brady. 533 00:31:04,501 --> 00:31:07,376 She wore the polyester pantsuits, she did the baking, 534 00:31:07,459 --> 00:31:08,918 but it didn't work. 535 00:31:10,043 --> 00:31:11,001 Because it was a lie. 536 00:31:11,084 --> 00:31:13,584 So instead, I'm gonna tell the truth. 537 00:31:15,668 --> 00:31:19,418 I'm pissed off. I am really pissed off. 538 00:31:19,501 --> 00:31:22,584 Oh, I know, women aren't supposed to be angry. 539 00:31:22,668 --> 00:31:24,918 Hurt or sad, sure. 540 00:31:25,001 --> 00:31:26,959 But angry? Oof. 541 00:31:27,043 --> 00:31:29,209 Better hide it. Better lock that up. 542 00:31:29,918 --> 00:31:33,126 But I am angry with the man who is suing me. 543 00:31:33,209 --> 00:31:35,584 He took my show, he took my voice. 544 00:31:35,668 --> 00:31:37,001 So I'm taking it back. 545 00:31:37,584 --> 00:31:40,709 I know I'm just screaming into the abyss right now, but… 546 00:31:42,168 --> 00:31:43,668 …I will not be silenced. 547 00:31:43,751 --> 00:31:44,793 But I won't be silenced. 548 00:31:44,876 --> 00:31:46,001 If he thinks… 549 00:31:46,084 --> 00:31:50,668 If he thinks he can just lock me away in some dark tower 550 00:31:50,751 --> 00:31:52,834 like a helpless princess… 551 00:31:52,918 --> 00:31:54,501 please. 552 00:31:54,584 --> 00:31:56,168 I'm the queen. 553 00:31:57,376 --> 00:32:02,293 No matter how dark it gets, I always find my light. 554 00:32:12,084 --> 00:32:14,418 Oh, I think I finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. 555 00:32:14,501 --> 00:32:16,751 My physical therapist says I'm an A student. 556 00:32:16,834 --> 00:32:18,084 Already driving again. 557 00:32:18,168 --> 00:32:21,334 I've never been so grateful to sit in downtown Seattle gridlock. 558 00:32:23,501 --> 00:32:25,709 We are just so glad that you're okay. 559 00:32:27,084 --> 00:32:28,709 -You gave us a real scare, pal. -Oh. 560 00:32:29,418 --> 00:32:31,959 Yeah, well, basically good as new. 561 00:32:32,043 --> 00:32:33,376 Mmm. 562 00:32:33,459 --> 00:32:35,334 You know who isn't good as new? 563 00:32:36,626 --> 00:32:37,876 Julia. 564 00:32:37,959 --> 00:32:43,168 I… I bumped into her in town last week, and she looked awful. 565 00:32:43,251 --> 00:32:44,918 No makeup. No bra. 566 00:32:45,001 --> 00:32:45,959 Huh. 567 00:32:46,043 --> 00:32:47,084 She's depressed. 568 00:32:47,168 --> 00:32:49,209 When are you gonna move back home? 569 00:32:49,293 --> 00:32:50,209 Subtle, Grandma. 570 00:32:50,793 --> 00:32:51,793 Well… 571 00:32:51,876 --> 00:32:53,834 Uh… 572 00:32:53,918 --> 00:32:56,334 You know, I don't think she wants me to move back in. 573 00:32:56,418 --> 00:32:59,418 Of course she does. You're just having a midlife crisis. 574 00:32:59,501 --> 00:33:01,459 Mom. Can we please not? 575 00:33:01,543 --> 00:33:03,959 Johnny had his midlife crisis in Iraq, 576 00:33:04,543 --> 00:33:06,709 but he realized his mistake and he came back to Kate. 577 00:33:06,793 --> 00:33:08,501 -Yep. -Mom, really, we don't… 578 00:33:08,584 --> 00:33:10,918 Yeah, that's not quite how that happened. 579 00:33:11,418 --> 00:33:14,001 Yeah, this is just a temporary arrangement while I recover. 580 00:33:15,001 --> 00:33:17,043 We're still very much divorced. 581 00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:24,793 But of course, we'll always be a family. 582 00:33:28,459 --> 00:33:31,168 -Do you even have a plan? -Now leave the kid alone. He's fine. 583 00:33:31,251 --> 00:33:33,543 -He can't live in Kate's basement forever. -Yeah. 584 00:33:33,626 --> 00:33:34,959 I like having Uncle Sean around. 585 00:33:35,043 --> 00:33:36,834 Of course you do, sweetie, 586 00:33:36,918 --> 00:33:40,084 but he belongs with his wife and kids. 587 00:33:40,168 --> 00:33:42,459 Someday when you have a boyfriend-- 588 00:33:43,043 --> 00:33:45,584 She can have whatever kind of friend that she wants to have. 589 00:33:45,668 --> 00:33:47,668 Oh my God, Mom, you're so embarrassing. 590 00:33:47,751 --> 00:33:49,584 Why's everyone jumping down my throat? 591 00:33:49,668 --> 00:33:52,126 -I just want Sean to be happy. -Sean is happy. 592 00:33:52,209 --> 00:33:54,959 Your generation is too self-involved. 593 00:33:55,043 --> 00:33:59,834 You don't understand about sacrificing in the moment to build something bigger. 594 00:34:01,959 --> 00:34:03,584 That's not what this is. 595 00:34:09,459 --> 00:34:10,376 I'm gay. 596 00:34:11,918 --> 00:34:13,668 I've always been gay. 597 00:34:17,668 --> 00:34:20,751 I had a boyfriend before Julia. His name was Richard. 598 00:34:21,709 --> 00:34:22,668 I loved him, 599 00:34:23,501 --> 00:34:25,668 and he died, and I got scared, 600 00:34:25,751 --> 00:34:27,168 and then I got married. 601 00:34:27,251 --> 00:34:30,709 And I don't regret any of it, but I cannot do this anymore. 602 00:34:33,084 --> 00:34:35,334 And I've been so afraid to tell you, 603 00:34:36,334 --> 00:34:37,334 but there it is. 604 00:34:38,668 --> 00:34:40,209 Sean's gay. 605 00:34:43,876 --> 00:34:45,959 But you… you love sports. 606 00:34:48,543 --> 00:34:51,251 So you are having a… a midlife crisis. 607 00:34:51,334 --> 00:34:53,918 -Mom! -It's not a crisis, Mom. 608 00:34:54,459 --> 00:34:55,668 It's just me. 609 00:34:56,418 --> 00:34:57,501 What is-- 610 00:34:58,668 --> 00:35:00,751 -You all knew about this? -Well, I didn't. 611 00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:02,751 And you kept it from… from me? 612 00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:05,959 I… I… I love gay people. 613 00:35:06,043 --> 00:35:09,876 -I… I watch, um, Will & Grace every week. -Yeah, she does. 614 00:35:09,959 --> 00:35:12,001 Oh God. Is that how I sound? 615 00:35:12,084 --> 00:35:13,626 Yeah, pretty much. 616 00:35:14,668 --> 00:35:16,584 I need a minute. 617 00:35:18,293 --> 00:35:19,459 Sean… 618 00:35:24,209 --> 00:35:25,168 Sean? 619 00:35:45,334 --> 00:35:46,918 Are you going through my stuff? 620 00:35:47,001 --> 00:35:49,126 I… I was just making your bed. 621 00:35:49,918 --> 00:35:51,043 There's, um… 622 00:35:51,751 --> 00:35:57,793 There's… There's an ad in here for, uh, an amp I wanted to buy. 623 00:35:59,918 --> 00:36:00,793 Okay. 624 00:36:03,626 --> 00:36:06,084 I'll go on that date with, um… 625 00:36:07,126 --> 00:36:08,126 What's her name? 626 00:36:09,209 --> 00:36:10,334 Susan. 627 00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:11,626 Yeah, her. 628 00:36:15,418 --> 00:36:16,251 Uh… 629 00:36:17,293 --> 00:36:18,501 Mom, I-- 630 00:36:18,584 --> 00:36:20,751 I'm gonna make your favorite dinner tonight, 631 00:36:20,834 --> 00:36:22,251 chicken à la king. 632 00:36:36,959 --> 00:36:38,918 -How'd he do? -Out like a light. 633 00:36:40,168 --> 00:36:43,084 I always knew Sean would be a wonderful dad. 634 00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:44,376 Mmm. 635 00:36:44,459 --> 00:36:46,793 You brought home a good one here too. 636 00:36:46,876 --> 00:36:47,959 Oh, we're not dating. 637 00:36:48,043 --> 00:36:50,834 Oh? You better lock her down, Danny. 638 00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:53,626 -She's a catch. -Bud! Get with the '80s. 639 00:36:53,709 --> 00:36:54,543 What? 640 00:36:54,626 --> 00:36:57,168 Tully doesn't need to get married. She has a career. 641 00:36:57,251 --> 00:36:58,876 -Yeah, screw marriage. 642 00:36:58,959 --> 00:37:01,584 -She could do both. -Exactly. She could do both. 643 00:37:02,376 --> 00:37:04,751 A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. 644 00:37:06,126 --> 00:37:07,709 I saw that on a bumper sticker. 645 00:37:12,001 --> 00:37:15,543 Hear, hear, well said, marriage is an outdated concept. 646 00:37:15,626 --> 00:37:19,543 Basically just a way for men to act like they own women. 647 00:37:19,626 --> 00:37:21,043 Who needs that? 648 00:37:21,918 --> 00:37:23,168 You don't believe in marriage? 649 00:37:23,251 --> 00:37:25,251 Hell no! I'm with you, Marge. 650 00:37:25,334 --> 00:37:26,209 Margie. 651 00:37:27,418 --> 00:37:31,126 Margie. Yeah. No, I'm… Never saw the point in getting married. 652 00:37:31,709 --> 00:37:32,959 Wait, like, never? 653 00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:36,584 Why should we involve the government in our relationships? 654 00:37:37,168 --> 00:37:40,293 I mean, the whole thing is antiquated and sexist. 655 00:37:40,959 --> 00:37:45,543 Plus, I mean, come on, do you know anyone who's happily married? 656 00:37:45,626 --> 00:37:47,709 I don't. 657 00:37:53,334 --> 00:37:54,459 Um… 658 00:37:55,126 --> 00:37:59,751 No, I mean, obviously you are all happy. 659 00:37:59,834 --> 00:38:00,668 Um… 660 00:38:01,293 --> 00:38:03,668 I just… I just sort of meant, you know, just generally-- 661 00:38:03,751 --> 00:38:05,334 I could use another beer. 662 00:38:06,626 --> 00:38:08,209 Anyone else? No? 663 00:38:08,293 --> 00:38:10,168 All right. 664 00:38:10,251 --> 00:38:11,334 So let me guess. 665 00:38:12,126 --> 00:38:16,834 Your views on marriage are more European, Johnny? 666 00:38:17,751 --> 00:38:18,876 I, um… 667 00:38:19,834 --> 00:38:23,459 I love your daughter very much. 668 00:38:23,543 --> 00:38:27,001 I just never saw myself as someone's husband. 669 00:38:29,709 --> 00:38:31,209 I think we get it. 670 00:38:32,126 --> 00:38:32,959 Yeah. 671 00:38:35,001 --> 00:38:38,251 Do you have anything besides Budweiser? 672 00:38:38,834 --> 00:38:39,876 Apparently not. 673 00:38:43,251 --> 00:38:45,168 Well, that was a shitshow. 674 00:38:45,251 --> 00:38:46,209 Yeah. 675 00:38:46,293 --> 00:38:48,251 Poor Kate. I hope she's okay. 676 00:38:48,334 --> 00:38:49,543 Ah, they'll work it out. 677 00:38:49,626 --> 00:38:50,459 On the upside, 678 00:38:50,543 --> 00:38:52,918 I won't forget Bud's rendition of "Memory" anytime soon. 679 00:38:53,001 --> 00:38:56,084 -He is a character. -Yeah. 680 00:38:57,209 --> 00:38:59,418 You didn't have to walk me to my car. 681 00:39:00,001 --> 00:39:01,959 I am nothing if not a gentlewoman. 682 00:39:02,543 --> 00:39:04,084 Look, I get it. 683 00:39:04,584 --> 00:39:07,293 You're hoping that I ask you to come home with me. 684 00:39:07,376 --> 00:39:09,626 -And it's probably a big mistake… -Danny… 685 00:39:09,709 --> 00:39:10,751 …but you know what? 686 00:39:10,834 --> 00:39:11,751 Fuck it. 687 00:39:12,334 --> 00:39:15,418 Let's do it. You were right back there in the park. 688 00:39:15,501 --> 00:39:18,251 I've never met anybody like you. I can't stop thinking about you. 689 00:39:18,334 --> 00:39:20,584 You're just saying that to get me back in bed. 690 00:39:22,459 --> 00:39:23,959 -Yes. 691 00:39:24,043 --> 00:39:25,418 And because it's true. 692 00:39:33,668 --> 00:39:34,834 That's my date. 693 00:39:35,543 --> 00:39:36,918 -Hey, Tully! -Hey! 694 00:39:41,834 --> 00:39:43,793 Catch you later, Sports Man. 695 00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:50,626 Oh, I guess they suffered through the beer after all. 696 00:39:50,709 --> 00:39:52,126 It's a tough crowd, huh? 697 00:39:52,626 --> 00:39:53,459 Impossible. 698 00:39:56,709 --> 00:40:00,459 So that whole thing about not believing in marriage? 699 00:40:00,543 --> 00:40:03,251 Went over about as well as New Coke. 700 00:40:03,959 --> 00:40:07,126 You were just agreeing with my mom, right? Like I suggested? 701 00:40:07,709 --> 00:40:08,543 I mean… 702 00:40:10,001 --> 00:40:11,293 I wasn't lying. 703 00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:13,959 Wait, so you never want to get married? 704 00:40:14,793 --> 00:40:15,709 I've just… 705 00:40:17,043 --> 00:40:19,834 I mean, my parents were miserable, 706 00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:24,293 and most married people seem more resentful than in love. 707 00:40:26,084 --> 00:40:27,501 Not sure why I'd want to sign up. 708 00:40:27,584 --> 00:40:30,001 What about Sean and Julia? They're happy. 709 00:40:30,543 --> 00:40:34,668 Don't you get the sense they're just pedaling as fast as they can? 710 00:40:36,126 --> 00:40:37,751 They have a lot on their plate. 711 00:40:39,293 --> 00:40:41,209 I just never understood why people need a contract 712 00:40:41,293 --> 00:40:44,418 to tell them exactly how the rest of their lives are gonna play out. 713 00:40:44,959 --> 00:40:48,043 Isn't it better to make up our own rules? 714 00:40:51,543 --> 00:40:53,043 We don't need to talk about this. 715 00:40:53,126 --> 00:40:55,376 I mean, I wasn't even thinking about marriage. 716 00:40:56,459 --> 00:40:57,293 I love you, 717 00:40:58,376 --> 00:41:02,251 and this is not about you, or us, or our future. 718 00:41:03,668 --> 00:41:04,834 Yeah, no, I get it. 719 00:41:07,126 --> 00:41:08,043 Are you okay? 720 00:41:09,084 --> 00:41:10,209 Are we okay? 721 00:41:11,043 --> 00:41:12,209 Yeah. 722 00:41:12,293 --> 00:41:14,793 I'm just tired. 723 00:41:16,084 --> 00:41:18,293 I, uh, think I'm gonna go to bed. 724 00:41:29,001 --> 00:41:30,584 Are you ready to have some fun? 725 00:41:30,668 --> 00:41:33,418 Whoo-hoo! Cheesy potatoes! Let's get crazy. 726 00:41:33,501 --> 00:41:37,043 I want you to take this to the McGillicuddy’s. 727 00:41:37,126 --> 00:41:38,626 What? No! Why? 728 00:41:38,709 --> 00:41:40,793 They sent this casserole dish a thousand years ago. 729 00:41:41,459 --> 00:41:42,876 We can't return it empty. 730 00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,251 -I'm not going over there. -Fine! 731 00:41:44,334 --> 00:41:47,709 Then I will go over there, and I'll tell Kate how much you miss her. 732 00:41:48,793 --> 00:41:50,584 Wait, you actually said her name right. 733 00:41:50,668 --> 00:41:53,001 It's a sign from God. 734 00:41:54,001 --> 00:41:56,668 -Ah, schnitzel! 735 00:41:56,751 --> 00:42:00,126 Ooh! That smarts. That's what it is. 736 00:42:00,626 --> 00:42:01,459 Hmm. 737 00:42:01,959 --> 00:42:03,293 -Okay. -Have fun. 738 00:42:10,334 --> 00:42:11,168 Tully! 739 00:42:11,251 --> 00:42:15,376 Hi. Uh, I'm returning this dish. It's cheesy potatoes. 740 00:42:15,459 --> 00:42:17,293 Wow, that's lovely. 741 00:42:17,376 --> 00:42:19,209 And it doesn't have wheat in it or anything. 742 00:42:19,293 --> 00:42:21,209 Oh! Good to know. 743 00:42:21,793 --> 00:42:24,251 -Kate, you have a visitor! -No, no, you don't have to. 744 00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:26,584 -I was just gonna drop this off and then… -No! 745 00:42:27,251 --> 00:42:28,501 -Let's see. -…leave. 746 00:42:29,084 --> 00:42:30,334 Ooh! 747 00:42:32,334 --> 00:42:33,418 Hey. Uh… 748 00:42:34,876 --> 00:42:36,376 What are you… What are you doing here? 749 00:42:37,043 --> 00:42:38,084 Potato errand. 750 00:42:38,834 --> 00:42:40,084 Oh. 751 00:42:40,668 --> 00:42:43,626 I just remembered I have to go upstairs now. 752 00:42:45,168 --> 00:42:47,543 Oh God, she's so embarrassing. 753 00:42:47,626 --> 00:42:49,293 Well, she's better than Cloud. 754 00:42:49,376 --> 00:42:51,584 She says "schnitzel" instead of "shit" now. 755 00:42:51,668 --> 00:42:53,501 So basically, every other word is "schnitzel." 756 00:42:54,918 --> 00:42:55,751 Uh… 757 00:42:56,668 --> 00:42:58,376 So, uh… 758 00:42:59,126 --> 00:43:01,293 -How are you doing? -Great. How are you? 759 00:43:01,376 --> 00:43:05,543 Great! Um, I really like A.V. Club, and, um… 760 00:43:07,709 --> 00:43:10,293 You know, I could sponsor you to join, if you want. 761 00:43:10,376 --> 00:43:12,376 Um, it'd be like a provisional member thing 762 00:43:12,459 --> 00:43:15,251 because it's mid-semester and Lisa-Karen's a stickler for the rules. 763 00:43:15,334 --> 00:43:16,751 -But… -Yeah, I bet she is. 764 00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:21,168 -Well, what's that supposed to mean? -Nothing. She seems super fun. 765 00:43:22,084 --> 00:43:23,751 She's my friend, okay? 766 00:43:23,834 --> 00:43:26,709 And… And you don't need to be rude. I was just trying to be nice. 767 00:43:26,793 --> 00:43:29,459 -Nice people don't have to try. -What are you saying? I'm not nice? 768 00:43:29,543 --> 00:43:31,751 I don't know. Where were you this entire year? 769 00:43:31,834 --> 00:43:33,126 No calls, no letters… 770 00:43:33,209 --> 00:43:36,043 You told me not to write you. You said our friendship was over. 771 00:43:36,126 --> 00:43:38,834 -I didn't mean that! I was just mad. -How was I supposed to know that? 772 00:43:38,918 --> 00:43:41,584 -How could you not know that? -I don't know! All I know is… 773 00:43:42,376 --> 00:43:45,334 is that it was the worst thing that anyone has ever said to me, ever. 774 00:43:45,418 --> 00:43:46,584 And you did nothing wrong. 775 00:43:46,668 --> 00:43:49,168 I'm just a terrible person, and you're the innocent victim, right? 776 00:43:49,251 --> 00:43:51,459 -You're twisting my words, Tully. -Oh my God. 777 00:43:51,543 --> 00:43:56,001 Would you stop screaming and just admit that you miss each other already? 778 00:43:56,084 --> 00:43:57,293 So stupid. 779 00:43:57,376 --> 00:43:59,293 Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about. 780 00:43:59,376 --> 00:44:01,959 Yeah. Right. Okay. You two keep fighting. 781 00:44:02,043 --> 00:44:03,418 I don't care. I have a date. 782 00:44:03,501 --> 00:44:05,793 Is that why you're wearing an entire bottle of cologne? 783 00:44:05,876 --> 00:44:06,876 Shut up. 784 00:44:06,959 --> 00:44:08,751 You still smell like farts. 785 00:44:10,334 --> 00:44:12,001 God. 786 00:44:15,376 --> 00:44:18,418 He's so full of shit. 787 00:44:22,209 --> 00:44:23,543 So you don't miss me? 788 00:44:25,376 --> 00:44:27,209 -Do you miss me? -Duh. 789 00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:32,084 -Even though you're, like, a total bitch. -Um, you're the bitch, bitch. 790 00:44:32,168 --> 00:44:34,709 Well, that's why we're best friends. We're both bitches. 791 00:44:44,126 --> 00:44:46,209 -So… -Mm-mm. 792 00:44:46,293 --> 00:44:50,584 What do you say we, uh, brave these cheesy potatoes? 793 00:44:50,668 --> 00:44:52,751 Mmm. 794 00:44:52,834 --> 00:44:53,668 I'm scared. 795 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,876 -We'll do it together. -Mmm. Okay. 796 00:44:58,168 --> 00:44:59,001 Oh wow. 797 00:44:59,084 --> 00:45:00,084 -Cheers. -Cheers. 798 00:45:01,626 --> 00:45:03,084 -Oh, wow. -Mmm! 799 00:45:03,168 --> 00:45:05,084 -That's the best thing I've ever tasted. -Mm-hmm. 800 00:45:05,168 --> 00:45:07,168 Mmm. Are you sure there's no drugs in these? 801 00:45:07,251 --> 00:45:09,043 Hmm. Well, maybe we'll get lucky. 802 00:45:11,168 --> 00:45:12,626 Mmm. Wow. 803 00:45:20,209 --> 00:45:21,209 You okay? 804 00:45:21,834 --> 00:45:24,334 Yes, Mularkey. I'm fine. 805 00:45:27,084 --> 00:45:30,418 Thought that was kind of beautiful just now, Sean coming out. 806 00:45:31,626 --> 00:45:35,251 It would have been if your family weren't so dysfunctional. 807 00:45:36,418 --> 00:45:38,876 That's a bit unfair. I mean, they're trying. 808 00:45:39,876 --> 00:45:41,834 I thought we were letting Marah come to us. 809 00:45:42,626 --> 00:45:45,334 It's like you don't care that we agree. You just do what you want. 810 00:45:45,918 --> 00:45:48,043 What? That's not true. 811 00:45:48,626 --> 00:45:51,209 Sure. Well, I guess I'm making it up. 812 00:45:52,918 --> 00:45:55,834 Johnny, what is going on with you lately? You just seem so… 813 00:45:57,376 --> 00:45:58,209 I'm worried. 814 00:45:59,668 --> 00:46:02,209 That's not your job anymore. We're not married. 815 00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:05,209 -You don't have to worry about me. -Yeah, well, I still do. 816 00:46:06,126 --> 00:46:08,209 Maybe you should go talk to somebody. 817 00:46:08,293 --> 00:46:09,459 Jesus Christ, Mularkey. 818 00:46:09,543 --> 00:46:11,334 I don't need you to diagnose me. All right? 819 00:46:11,418 --> 00:46:14,709 Is it not enough that I'm here tonight, spending time with your family? 820 00:46:14,793 --> 00:46:16,584 What are you talking about? 821 00:46:16,668 --> 00:46:18,418 I thought you wanted to have dinner with us. 822 00:46:18,501 --> 00:46:19,501 You know what? 823 00:46:20,001 --> 00:46:21,334 I'm gonna get out of here. 824 00:46:21,418 --> 00:46:24,418 -Johnny, wait. -Please, just back off. All right? 825 00:46:44,834 --> 00:46:46,751 There's pasta if you're hungry. 826 00:46:48,418 --> 00:46:50,376 I don't have much of an appetite. 827 00:46:55,709 --> 00:46:59,418 I'm sorry you felt like you had to lie to everyone. 828 00:47:02,209 --> 00:47:03,543 That's how you see it? 829 00:47:04,126 --> 00:47:05,043 A lie? 830 00:47:06,459 --> 00:47:08,418 I don't know how I see it, Sean. 831 00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:10,876 I never really knew my own son. 832 00:47:11,918 --> 00:47:14,334 It's not my fault that I couldn't come to you. 833 00:47:14,418 --> 00:47:16,293 I wanted to. 834 00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:19,501 I really needed you. 835 00:47:20,876 --> 00:47:23,168 As a teenager, and when Richard died… 836 00:47:23,251 --> 00:47:25,126 You could have come to me! 837 00:47:25,209 --> 00:47:28,543 If I'd known, I… I would have supported you. 838 00:47:29,376 --> 00:47:30,334 You knew. 839 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:34,459 You knew. 840 00:47:36,959 --> 00:47:38,501 You just didn't want to admit it. 841 00:47:40,626 --> 00:47:41,626 Sean… 842 00:47:52,376 --> 00:47:53,334 Hey. 843 00:47:53,418 --> 00:47:55,043 Grandma and Grandpa are waiting in the car. 844 00:47:55,126 --> 00:47:57,001 They said they can drop me off at the sleepover. 845 00:47:57,084 --> 00:47:59,876 Oh. Over at Ashley's? It's just the two of you or… 846 00:48:00,459 --> 00:48:02,668 Mom, there's gonna be like five other girls there. 847 00:48:02,751 --> 00:48:03,876 Right, of course. 848 00:48:04,626 --> 00:48:05,876 Well, I hope you know 849 00:48:05,959 --> 00:48:09,793 that if you ever want to talk to me about anything, 850 00:48:09,876 --> 00:48:12,918 or, you know, just go to an Indigo Girls concert together… 851 00:48:13,501 --> 00:48:15,126 I know, Mom. Thanks. 852 00:48:15,709 --> 00:48:20,334 But I am never ever watching an Angelina Jolie movie with you again. 853 00:48:20,418 --> 00:48:22,251 It's a deal. 854 00:48:23,584 --> 00:48:24,501 I love you. 855 00:48:27,751 --> 00:48:28,959 -Bye. -Bye. 856 00:48:38,876 --> 00:48:39,751 Well… 857 00:48:40,959 --> 00:48:44,501 at least she doesn't "hate me" hate me. I think she just, like, regular hates me. 858 00:48:45,043 --> 00:48:47,126 She loves you. You're doing good. 859 00:48:49,251 --> 00:48:51,043 I know that dinner had to have been hard. 860 00:48:52,084 --> 00:48:54,959 I'm just surprised how angry I am. 861 00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:58,334 Also relieved. 862 00:48:58,959 --> 00:49:00,668 And I'm kind of disappointed. 863 00:49:00,751 --> 00:49:04,126 I know it's silly, but I had this fantasy that when I told them… 864 00:49:04,959 --> 00:49:06,876 I don't know, they'd hug me and… 865 00:49:09,418 --> 00:49:10,793 tell me they were proud of me. 866 00:49:19,501 --> 00:49:20,501 I'm proud of you. 867 00:49:22,959 --> 00:49:25,918 I can't believe six whole people know that I'm gay. 868 00:49:26,418 --> 00:49:28,459 -We should celebrate. -That sounds ominous. 869 00:49:28,543 --> 00:49:31,376 I'm serious. We should go bar-hopping. We should go gay bar-hopping. 870 00:49:31,459 --> 00:49:34,834 Yeah, except I don't know any Seattle gay bars, like, at all. 871 00:49:34,918 --> 00:49:37,418 That's no problem. You wanna know who does? 872 00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:41,418 -I'm so glad you guys called me! 873 00:49:41,918 --> 00:49:43,751 Sean! They're checking you out. 874 00:49:43,834 --> 00:49:45,501 I don't think it's me they're interested in. 875 00:49:46,209 --> 00:49:50,918 "If he thinks he can lock me up in some dark tower like a helpless princess…" 876 00:49:51,001 --> 00:49:52,543 "Please!" 877 00:49:52,626 --> 00:49:54,251 "I am the queen!" 878 00:49:54,334 --> 00:49:56,918 Wait, you saw that? 879 00:49:57,001 --> 00:49:58,209 My cousin sent me the link. 880 00:49:58,293 --> 00:50:00,043 I've already emailed it to everyone I know. 881 00:50:00,126 --> 00:50:03,334 It was fantastic. I've watched it, like, 25 times. 882 00:50:03,418 --> 00:50:04,959 Oh my God! 883 00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:06,918 Oh my God! Justine was right. 884 00:50:07,001 --> 00:50:08,834 I am the future of media. 885 00:50:08,918 --> 00:50:10,001 What's she talking about? 886 00:50:10,084 --> 00:50:12,334 Cloud helped me upload a video to the Internet. 887 00:50:12,418 --> 00:50:13,334 Cloud did what? 888 00:50:13,418 --> 00:50:16,418 I didn't think anyone was gonna see it, but I guess they did! 889 00:50:16,501 --> 00:50:20,709 "No matter how dark it gets, I always find my light." 890 00:50:20,793 --> 00:50:24,251 -Hell yes, you do. 891 00:50:24,334 --> 00:50:29,168 Let me buy you a drink, sir, and have you met my friend Sean? 892 00:50:30,168 --> 00:50:32,459 -Hey. Uh, Sean. -Hi. 893 00:50:34,168 --> 00:50:37,084 Hasselbeck under pressure… 894 00:50:37,751 --> 00:50:39,293 His teammates won't let him forget 895 00:50:39,376 --> 00:50:41,501 that he's not the leading sacker on this team. 896 00:50:41,584 --> 00:50:42,584 You sure you want another? 897 00:50:43,584 --> 00:50:44,418 Yeah. 898 00:50:48,793 --> 00:50:49,626 Thanks. 899 00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:55,126 Hasselbeck's a joke. Everyone in this damn bar knows it. 900 00:51:07,043 --> 00:51:08,959 Wow, he was so nice. 901 00:51:09,043 --> 00:51:10,251 -Really nice. -Yeah. 902 00:51:10,334 --> 00:51:13,543 And he gave me his number, so I guess I'm officially a stud. 903 00:51:13,626 --> 00:51:15,709 -Yay! 904 00:51:17,293 --> 00:51:18,793 -Mmm. -Mmm! 905 00:51:18,876 --> 00:51:21,251 Let's dance! 906 00:51:21,334 --> 00:51:22,459 Okay, we'll dance. 907 00:51:46,501 --> 00:51:48,376 Hasselbeck's got to go, man! 908 00:51:48,459 --> 00:51:50,459 He heard you already. 909 00:51:54,043 --> 00:51:54,959 We all did. 910 00:51:55,043 --> 00:51:56,168 Excuse me? 911 00:51:57,459 --> 00:52:02,543 Nobody here gives a shit about your football commentary. 912 00:52:03,209 --> 00:52:04,876 Lighten up, British boy. 913 00:52:05,459 --> 00:52:06,584 I'm Australian. 914 00:52:08,251 --> 00:52:10,084 So you go fuck yourself. 915 00:52:14,626 --> 00:52:15,793 You wanna say that again? 916 00:52:16,959 --> 00:52:17,793 Go… 917 00:52:21,584 --> 00:52:22,543 fuck… 918 00:52:25,084 --> 00:52:26,043 yourself. 919 00:52:28,001 --> 00:52:28,959 What? 920 00:52:29,043 --> 00:52:31,209 Oh, are you gonna punch me? 921 00:52:31,293 --> 00:52:32,501 As if you have the balls. 922 00:52:37,918 --> 00:52:41,459 Was that a punch? Or you trying to give me a reach-around?