1 00:00:16,449 --> 00:00:18,719 (birds chirping) 2 00:00:18,752 --> 00:00:20,492 - [Voiceover] Mommy's here now. 3 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:24,520 This will all be over in two shakes of a lamb's tail. 4 00:00:24,557 --> 00:00:25,727 (brooding music) 5 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:28,189 Mr. K can send as many (shotgun racking) 6 00:00:28,228 --> 00:00:30,298 dollies as he likes. 7 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:31,560 I'll fix them all. 8 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:38,712 (shotgun booming) 9 00:00:38,738 --> 00:00:41,678 - [Radio DJ] Yeah, that was "Signed, Sealed, Delivered" 10 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:43,408 by Stevie Wonder. 11 00:00:43,443 --> 00:00:47,413 Okay, this next one is going out to Fran and Jamie. 12 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,375 - [Jamie] Oh my god, they're playing my request. 13 00:00:51,418 --> 00:00:52,218 - (sighing) Go on. 14 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:53,692 Turn it up. 15 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,220 - [Radio DJ] The two of them are off 16 00:00:55,255 --> 00:00:58,655 to bonnie Scotland to take someone out. 17 00:00:58,692 --> 00:01:01,492 Well, whatever you've got planned for them, 18 00:01:01,528 --> 00:01:04,298 I'm sure they'll enjoy it. 19 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:05,400 - What a road trip. 20 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:06,402 * We're goin' up the country, 21 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:07,733 * Baby, don't you wanna go 22 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:10,737 - Just a couple of hot babes cutting loose, 23 00:01:10,770 --> 00:01:13,410 letting the road take us where so e're it will. 24 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,580 - Let's stay sharp today, Jamie. 25 00:01:15,608 --> 00:01:17,508 This target used to work for Mr. K. 26 00:01:17,544 --> 00:01:19,354 - [Fran] Before she went completely insane. 27 00:01:19,379 --> 00:01:20,409 - Oh my god. 28 00:01:20,447 --> 00:01:21,507 Is it Annie Maddox? 29 00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:22,548 - Yup. 30 00:01:22,582 --> 00:01:24,282 - She wiped out an entire family 31 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:25,687 by drilling holes in their heads. 32 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:27,249 - Wasn't just the family, mate. 33 00:01:27,287 --> 00:01:28,217 She wiped out the family, the pets, 34 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:29,424 the neighbors, and some poor guy 35 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:32,426 parked in a Mr. Whippy van outside. 36 00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:33,429 Mr. K says we've got to deal with it 37 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,300 before she goes even more rogue. 38 00:01:36,329 --> 00:01:38,699 (phone dinging) 39 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,440 I gave you my phone so that you can give me directions. 40 00:01:42,469 --> 00:01:43,499 What are you doing? 41 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:44,466 - Nothing. 42 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:47,314 (phone dinging) 43 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:48,440 - [Jamie] Uh, Fran. 44 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:49,705 - Mm hm? 45 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,283 - Don't be cross, 46 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:54,781 but I might have signed you up to a dating app. 47 00:01:56,316 --> 00:01:57,276 - What? 48 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:58,617 - Schwow is out of your life. 49 00:01:58,651 --> 00:01:59,621 You're single. 50 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:00,722 You've gotta get back in there. 51 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:01,694 Apps are the way forward. 52 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:03,461 I'm on one. 53 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:04,760 I've talked to three guys already. 54 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:05,831 - I thought you were with Colin? 55 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,829 - Oh, I gave him the boot. 56 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,361 (phone dinging) 57 00:02:09,396 --> 00:02:10,326 You're gonna really like this, Fran. 58 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:11,733 I did you an amazing profile. 59 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:13,325 There's a bunch of people already interested. 60 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:14,596 - Yeah, well I bet they're all weirdos. 61 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:15,704 - Somebody did send a picture of a grave 62 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:17,465 with your name on it, 63 00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:21,274 but there are a couple of really, really cool people. 64 00:02:22,375 --> 00:02:24,775 You might want to look at this. 65 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:27,411 She loves climbing and animals. 66 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:32,786 - No, you should delete the app. 67 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,319 - Well then how are you gonna know 68 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:35,294 if she's responded to your message? 69 00:02:35,321 --> 00:02:36,621 - Have you messaged her? 70 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:37,486 - Well yeah. 71 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:38,694 Just put, "Hey." 72 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,360 And I also sent her a picture of you 73 00:02:42,395 --> 00:02:43,725 dressed as the tin man of pride. 74 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:44,763 - Why would you do that? 75 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,668 Why would you send that picture? 76 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,440 (engine knocking) 77 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:52,568 When you went to the garage, 78 00:02:52,605 --> 00:02:54,665 did you fill up with petrol 79 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:57,342 or diesel? 80 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:58,507 - Yup. 81 00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:00,805 Now I couldn't remember what you'd said, 82 00:03:00,847 --> 00:03:02,817 so I put in half and half. 83 00:03:03,883 --> 00:03:05,723 (engine cranking) 84 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:08,822 - [Fran] It's not a fucking shandy, Jamie! 85 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:09,785 Nah, there's nothing. 86 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:10,763 Nothing. 87 00:03:10,790 --> 00:03:12,330 - Should I call the AA? 88 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,489 - How you gonna explain all this? 89 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:14,656 - Is it that bad? 90 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:16,699 Oh, yeah. 91 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,369 - [Fran] (sighing) 92 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:26,644 - Do you wanna call them or shall I? 93 00:03:29,476 --> 00:03:30,736 - Oh for fu-- 94 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:33,877 (gravel crunching) 95 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:37,923 - [Liz] You just can't get enough of me, can you? 96 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,351 - [Charles] Hi, There, Guys! 97 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,416 Charles-- - Shut up, Charles! 98 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:43,624 So you had to call the competition 99 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:45,586 to bail your asses out again. 100 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:46,825 - Yeah, we just need dropping at the station, 101 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:47,860 and we can get on with our job. 102 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:48,764 - Sure. 103 00:03:48,795 --> 00:03:49,955 We could do that. 104 00:03:49,996 --> 00:03:51,496 Or we could drive you all the way there, 105 00:03:51,531 --> 00:03:53,601 split the hit 50-50. 106 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,343 I hear you got Annie Maddox. 107 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:56,898 She's worth big money. 108 00:03:56,936 --> 00:03:57,896 - Nope. 109 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,337 - Suit yourself. 110 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:01,640 (engine starting) 111 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:02,505 - Okay, um. 112 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:04,506 80-20. 113 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:05,754 - Deal! - Ignore him. 114 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,449 He's an idiot. 115 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:09,950 Good luck explaining this to Mr. K. 116 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,324 - Okay, 50-50. 117 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:16,362 40-60? 118 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:23,734 - Welcome to the fast lane, bitch. 119 00:04:24,964 --> 00:04:27,574 (upbeat music) 120 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:30,699 - Few ground rules. 121 00:04:30,737 --> 00:04:32,367 No chewing gum. 122 00:04:32,405 --> 00:04:33,935 I just had the seats reupholstered. 123 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:35,743 No crying. 124 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:36,775 You need to cry, 125 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,450 do it outside the van. 126 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:39,608 Most importantly, 127 00:04:39,646 --> 00:04:41,946 nobody touches the tech but me. 128 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,651 It's military grade 129 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:46,423 and finely-tuned to respond to my voice. 130 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,693 And my voice alone. 131 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:48,921 - [Robot] Ordering "Home Alone." 132 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,585 - Oh, obviously not! 133 00:04:52,425 --> 00:04:54,685 Fucking thing's been acting up. 134 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:57,426 If you give me the target's address, 135 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,674 I'll plug it into the GPS. 136 00:04:58,698 --> 00:04:59,628 - Yeah, but the thing is 137 00:04:59,666 --> 00:05:01,626 if I gave you the location, 138 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:02,968 you'd just sling us out and take the job yourself 139 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:05,373 so I will direct you. 140 00:05:05,405 --> 00:05:06,805 - Wow. 141 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,510 So this whole super uptight thing isn't just an act. 142 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:11,682 This should be fun. 143 00:05:11,711 --> 00:05:13,951 - [Jamie] Your van is so much cooler than ours. 144 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,650 You've got carpet, phone charger, 145 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:17,983 bean bag back there. 146 00:05:18,018 --> 00:05:19,048 Gun rack. 147 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:19,845 - Yup. 148 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:22,661 - Is that an espresso machine? 149 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:23,489 - It is indeed. 150 00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:24,723 Well spotted. 151 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,758 I'm actually not allowed to use that. 152 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,663 Liz said so because I get quite gassy. 153 00:05:29,696 --> 00:05:31,456 Yeah. 154 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:35,498 One Vanilio capsule and my asshole is in tatters. 155 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:37,865 (phone dinging) 156 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,036 - Oh my god, she messaged you back. 157 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,013 - Who? 158 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:41,841 - (whispering) Jamie. 159 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:42,735 Nobody. 160 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,876 It's nobody. 161 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:44,910 - Fran's Visa marriage just collapsed 162 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:46,484 so she signed up to a dating app, 163 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:49,523 and a really cute woman's messaging her. 164 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:50,849 - This should be fun. 165 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,424 What'd she say? 166 00:05:52,452 --> 00:05:54,022 - Well that's none of your business. 167 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:54,894 - Okay. 168 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,491 New ground rule. 169 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,963 Everyone has to read out their messages. 170 00:05:57,991 --> 00:05:59,591 - Your application for an overdraft has been denied. 171 00:05:59,626 --> 00:06:01,026 - Not you, Charles! 172 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,031 - We're not messaging actually. 173 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,462 We're emoji-ing. 174 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:04,426 Gotta get with the kids. 175 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,034 And she sent me a thumbs up, 176 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,636 which is massive in my community. 177 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:09,698 - What a dick. 178 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:11,096 - [Jamie] You are so in there. 179 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:12,007 - Do you think? 180 00:06:12,038 --> 00:06:12,868 - Definitely. 181 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:14,506 (phone dinging) 182 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:15,541 - What are you up to this weekend? 183 00:06:15,575 --> 00:06:16,875 My flatmate is away 184 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,580 so I'm home alone. 185 00:06:18,611 --> 00:06:19,751 - [Robot] Ordering "Home Alone." 186 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:20,649 - Jesus Christ! 187 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:21,450 Not again! 188 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:24,620 - Okay, guys. 189 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:25,491 Can I just say something? 190 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:26,648 I know Liz really well, 191 00:06:26,686 --> 00:06:27,886 and I know she's getting really worked up, 192 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:30,491 so can everyone please not even say anything 193 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:32,463 that remotely sounds a bit like "Home Alone?" 194 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:33,992 - [Robot] Ordering "Home Alone." 195 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:35,427 - What the fuck! 196 00:06:36,596 --> 00:06:37,826 - Can we pull over? 197 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:38,574 I think I might need another cry. 198 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:39,998 - Fuck my life. 199 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,643 (upbeat music) 200 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,137 - So I heard Annie Maddox 201 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:47,711 is holed up in an old school or something. 202 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,511 - Maybe. 203 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,780 - Guess she really lost it, huh? 204 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:58,850 Can you at least tell me how much further till I turn off? 205 00:06:58,885 --> 00:07:00,585 - No way. 206 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,120 Just stay on the road until I tell you to come off. 207 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:06,456 - (coughing) Uptight. 208 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:12,165 - So this is your area of the van, I'm guessing. 209 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:14,828 - Yes, this is my man cave, if you will. 210 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,198 (laughing) 211 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:17,766 No, it's really lovely. 212 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:18,344 Liz even let me put up some of these pictures 213 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,271 that I've done here. 214 00:07:19,305 --> 00:07:20,165 Can you see? 215 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:21,166 - [Jamie] Oh yeah. 216 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:22,507 Now who are those people? 217 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:23,912 - These guys are famous impressionists. 218 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:24,813 - [Jamie] Oh yeah? 219 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:25,984 - And heroes of mine. 220 00:07:26,012 --> 00:07:28,012 I used to be actually quite involved 221 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,848 in the whole impression game myself. 222 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,023 I used to be pretty handy. 223 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:31,891 (laughing) 224 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:33,188 - Wow. 225 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,589 - Yeah, we used to have a monthly comedy night 226 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:35,991 back in Hellman, 227 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,322 when I was there as an Army nurse. 228 00:07:37,357 --> 00:07:40,057 We used to call it Laugh-ganistan. 229 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:43,956 Laugh-- 230 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:44,857 - Oh! 231 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:45,598 - Laugh-ganistan. 232 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:46,332 Play on words. 233 00:07:46,366 --> 00:07:47,326 - That's good. 234 00:07:47,367 --> 00:07:49,037 - Bit of play on words, yeah. 235 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:52,109 No, I seriously considered going pro actually 236 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:53,908 until Liz kind of reminded me, 237 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:55,280 "Look, you haven't got the talent, 238 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,778 you haven't got he ability..." 239 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:57,540 - The charisma. 240 00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:58,547 - The charisma. 241 00:07:58,578 --> 00:07:59,878 She kinda just made me realize 242 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,883 that your dreams are just a waste of time. 243 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:02,815 - Right. 244 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:03,519 - Yeah. 245 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,094 - What's up? 246 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:08,819 - Well, we were just like emoji-ing, 247 00:08:08,855 --> 00:08:10,185 and it was all going really well, 248 00:08:10,223 --> 00:08:12,063 and then suddenly she just left the chat. 249 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,362 - Ouch. 250 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:14,863 What'd you send her? 251 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:15,904 - I mean, just the usual, 252 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,559 to be honest. 253 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:20,267 I did a fox, horse, fox, fox, fox, horse, unicorn. 254 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:22,340 - You sent the unicorn? 255 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,869 - Yeah. 256 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:26,273 - [Liz] Do you know what that means? 257 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,878 - Charles, come on. - Please, Jamie, I'm rusty. 258 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:31,610 - Just one. 259 00:08:31,644 --> 00:08:32,354 Go on. 260 00:08:32,379 --> 00:08:33,249 Just one. 261 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:34,079 - No, I'm shy. 262 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:34,954 I'm shy. 263 00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:35,851 Shy boy. 264 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:36,822 - Okay. 265 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:37,580 Right. 266 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:38,247 I'll do one. 267 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,154 - Okay. 268 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:39,985 - Okay. 269 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,123 I'm E.T. 270 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,090 - Is...is it E.T? 271 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,198 - Yes. 272 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,599 - Oh, good. 273 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:53,900 I don't think E.T. ever says, "I'm E.T." 274 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:58,613 It was more kind of a (making strange noises). 275 00:09:01,007 --> 00:09:02,607 - Oh, Charles, that is brilliant. 276 00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:03,412 - Thank you. 277 00:09:03,443 --> 00:09:06,183 - Is that one of your...yeah. 278 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,652 - It's one of those classics, yeah. 279 00:09:07,681 --> 00:09:08,951 I'm famous for that one. 280 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,122 - I'd love to be able to do that. 281 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,391 - E.T. phone home. 282 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,290 - [Robot] Ordering "Home Alone." 283 00:09:18,324 --> 00:09:20,164 - What the fuck, Charles! 284 00:09:20,193 --> 00:09:21,333 - Sorry. 285 00:09:21,361 --> 00:09:24,001 (upbeat music) 286 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,403 - [Liz] We'll stay here for the night. 287 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,895 We need to be fresh if we're gonna take Annie down. 288 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:33,967 Charles, let's check and see if they have any rooms. 289 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,337 - [Charles] Okay, cool. 290 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:36,235 Now or-- 291 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,136 - Ándale! 292 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,307 - Yes, Mamacita! 293 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,047 - How is going up here? 294 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:46,445 - Well, my dating technique 295 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:49,286 can best be described as chilling. 296 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,722 - I meant with Liz. 297 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:51,927 I saw you guys, 298 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:52,988 chatting away. 299 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,456 - What? 300 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,204 - There's more than a whiff of chemistry, mate. 301 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,369 - I have not seen one single sign that she is into it. 302 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,228 - I got us a room. 303 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,026 - What? 304 00:10:03,203 --> 00:10:05,343 - The four of us. 305 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,672 - Yeah, I mean, obviously. 306 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:08,307 All of us. 307 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,350 - They only had one left so. 308 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:13,349 - Well that makes sense. 309 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,210 Yeah. 310 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,450 - [Liz] Get your stuff. 311 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:23,215 - Yeah, I'll (clearing throat) see you in there. 312 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,328 - [Jamie] You look like you're gonna be 313 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,972 comfy down there tonight, Charles. 314 00:10:31,998 --> 00:10:34,368 - That's good actually. 315 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:35,371 (grunting) 316 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:36,372 Right, yeah. 317 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:37,373 It's nice in here, isn't it? 318 00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,374 - [Jamie] Yeah. - [Fran] Mm hm. 319 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:40,105 - Not sleeping on the bed? 320 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,340 - Oh, well basically me and Liz have this arrangement 321 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:42,784 where I let her sleep on the bed, 322 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,379 and in turn, she lets me sleep on the floor. 323 00:10:44,411 --> 00:10:45,311 - [Liz] And you're welcome. 324 00:10:45,345 --> 00:10:46,205 - Thank you. 325 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:47,376 I appreciate it. 326 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,384 It's lovely. 327 00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:49,475 - Nice jim-jams, Charles. 328 00:10:49,516 --> 00:10:50,376 - Oh, thank you very much. 329 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,717 They're paisley. 330 00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:55,093 - You wanna take a picture, Fran? 331 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:57,721 - Yeah, actually I was taking in 332 00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:00,257 the tea and coffee-making facilities. 333 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,963 Yup. 334 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,525 (knocking on door) 335 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:05,233 - [Liz] It's just one of our weapons guys. 336 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,795 We're running low on ammo. 337 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,504 - [Weapons Guy] I'm so sorry I'm late. 338 00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:12,437 Drove as fast as I could. 339 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:13,972 I've got Ofsted in the morrow. 340 00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:16,107 Day job's an absolute 'mare. 341 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,752 Forgot I had that in there. 342 00:11:27,787 --> 00:11:30,057 That will auggie. 343 00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,760 Not be needing a grenade. 344 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,132 Right. 345 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,800 Just the two boxes of the 9 mills then, is it? 346 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,229 - [Liz] Thank you. 347 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:38,503 Goodbye. 348 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:39,431 - Right. 349 00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:40,826 While I've got ya, 350 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,527 can I interest you in anything else? 351 00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,038 I've got a silencer. 352 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:45,514 Got an Uzi. 353 00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,237 I have a mini-Uzi. 354 00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:52,475 I've got an... Michelle Gordan's homework. 355 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,181 Fuck. 356 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,016 And the piece de resistance, 357 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,291 some weed brownies. 358 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,019 - Oh, dealing drugs now as well, are you? 359 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,194 - You try keeping up with child support 360 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,562 on a teacher's salary, pal. 361 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:04,520 - I love brownies. 362 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,127 - [Liz] Might be nice. 363 00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,589 Help you chill the fuck out, Fran. 364 00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:09,457 - Uh, I am actually super chilled. 365 00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:14,296 - You spent most of the day harassing a climbing instructor. 366 00:12:16,036 --> 00:12:17,396 - Did I harass the climbing instructor? 367 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,467 - You remember Sister May. 368 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,866 - Really sorry, 369 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,307 but could you just get off my bed? 370 00:12:30,316 --> 00:12:31,116 - And there was Allison and Stella, 371 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,491 and they both left me, 372 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,819 and then there was the florist who went off 373 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,523 with he sperm that actually I had paid for 374 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,615 and now the Schwow is a really nice Brazillian breaster. 375 00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:38,887 I tried to take of her 376 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,425 and he moved into my flat 377 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,560 and claimed of course his rights and evicted me 378 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,904 and now my credit card statement 379 00:12:42,929 --> 00:12:44,429 literally looks like Ru Paul's wedding nest. 380 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,534 Can anyone else see that magical wizard? 381 00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,369 - It's a good bake. 382 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:53,074 - I feel nothing. 383 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:57,406 - My love life's been pretty dormant since Aggie died. 384 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:58,384 - Oh, your partner's died. 385 00:12:58,411 --> 00:12:59,351 I'm so sorry. 386 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,579 - Yeah. 387 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,153 Right before her 90th birthday as well. 388 00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:05,424 - She was 90? 389 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:08,662 - Yeah, I like a mature woman. 390 00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,518 Great memories with her though. 391 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,157 I used to wheel her out into the sun, 392 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,892 and sometimes her eyes would open. 393 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:17,900 - And? 394 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:18,871 - No, that's it. 395 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,368 The eyes would open. 396 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,309 (snoring) 397 00:13:30,677 --> 00:13:33,447 (mellow music) 398 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,950 (grunting) 399 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,081 - [Fran] Well he's out cold. 400 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,948 - Hey, for what it's worth, 401 00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:45,159 I'm sorry about your divorce. 402 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,031 That sucks. 403 00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:48,633 - Yeah. 404 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,131 It was just nice having somebody in the phone really. 405 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,463 I think. 406 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,628 Well to be honest, 407 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,095 Schwow never answered my calls, so. 408 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,906 - This job gets pretty lonely. 409 00:13:59,939 --> 00:14:01,939 Honestly, sometimes I feel 410 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:08,183 like I'm just one bad day away from doing something 411 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:12,954 really crazy like blowing up a zoo or becoming a Christian. 412 00:14:24,097 --> 00:14:26,667 - Will you go for a drink with me? 413 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:30,700 - Sure. 414 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:32,571 Why not? 415 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:34,643 - Really? 416 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:35,514 - No! 417 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:36,412 - Oh fuck. 418 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:37,083 - Serious. 419 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,022 Fran, I'm fucking with you. 420 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,678 Of course I'll get that drink with you. 421 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:47,617 - Why do you have to be such a monumental dick all the time? 422 00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,094 - It's just my way. 423 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,527 Let me give you my personal number. 424 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,390 - Oh, here. 425 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,714 - Let me drop you a line some time. 426 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,650 (man moaning) 427 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:16,522 - [Fran] Oh, fuck. 428 00:15:16,549 --> 00:15:17,249 I've gotta go. 429 00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:18,183 - Great. 430 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,518 Big day tomorrow. 431 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:24,058 (phone buzzing) 432 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:37,199 - Mr. K? 433 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,174 Hi. 434 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:44,476 Yeah, no, we are just approaching the target right now. 435 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:48,751 Jamie. 436 00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:49,822 Jamie. 437 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,579 Liz and Charles have gone. 438 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,118 Mr. K, hi. 439 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,593 I'm so sorry. 440 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,991 I'm just having-- breaking up. 441 00:15:58,658 --> 00:15:59,528 They are making our job, 442 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,329 they're making our job. 443 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,061 - [Jamie] Liz and Charles. 444 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:06,096 They're actually (mumbles) 445 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,102 - [Fran] This is my fault. 446 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,673 She asked for my phone, 447 00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,272 and I gave it to her because I thought she meant it. 448 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,313 She said she was putting her personal number in it, 449 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,309 and she lied. 450 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:14,670 She was getting the location. 451 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,608 - Liz gave you her personal number. 452 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,783 Nice one, Fran. 453 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,751 - Now's not the time, Jamie. 454 00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,150 - What time is it? 455 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,117 - Mate, I need to borrow your car. 456 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,091 - What? 457 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,089 No way. 458 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:27,690 I've got Ofsted this morning. 459 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:28,691 Not in the car. 460 00:16:28,722 --> 00:16:29,562 - Yeah, it is gonna happen, 461 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:30,759 and Ofsted's pointless, 462 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:31,360 and I don't really care about it all so. 463 00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:31,731 - No way-- 464 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,861 - Nice one, Fran. 465 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:37,055 - Again, I will leave you hanging. 466 00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,497 We don't have time. 467 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,697 (upbeat music) 468 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,642 - [Jamie] Blimey. 469 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,843 Is this where she's holed up? 470 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,813 - [Fran] Something's not right. 471 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:57,547 - Probably best sleep that off, mate. 472 00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:59,824 - [Fran] Someone's trashed their van. 473 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,153 - [Jamie] Try phoning them. 474 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,757 - [Fran] I don't have any reception. 475 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:19,370 (creepy music) 476 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,708 (water dripping) 477 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,577 - What's that? 478 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:00,408 - Wow. 479 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,217 Those weed brownies have hit Liz and Charles pretty hard. 480 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,889 - [Fran] I don't think this dolly tea party was their idea. 481 00:18:05,919 --> 00:18:07,819 - [Jamie] Annie's off her rocker. 482 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,724 - Just keep your eyes peeled. 483 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,927 - [Annie] Cooey! 484 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:14,728 (shotgun racking) 485 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,412 - Here you go, puppet. 486 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,310 - This is boiling. 487 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,441 - [Annie] Drink it. 488 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:30,306 - [Fran] It's boiling, it's boiling! 489 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:31,343 - Don't be silly. 490 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,248 Watch Mommy. 491 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,301 Now then, who's for more cake? 492 00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,801 I said who's for more cake! 493 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,442 (group agreeing) 494 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,866 - I hate to be difficult, 495 00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:58,844 but have you got a gluten-free option? 496 00:18:58,872 --> 00:19:01,212 It's just that my stomach is-- 497 00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,476 - [Liz] Awesome job rescuing us. 498 00:19:07,514 --> 00:19:09,324 Don't know what we'd do without you. 499 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,549 - If you hadn't double-crossed us, 500 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,223 we wouldn't be in this mess, would we? 501 00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,219 I cannot believe that you pretended to like me 502 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:18,958 just so you could get the hit. 503 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:19,892 - Oh don't cry, Fran. 504 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,226 You'll ruin your makeup. 505 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,331 - I think I've shat myself honestly. 506 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,332 It's the gluten. 507 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:24,033 It goes right through me-- 508 00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:25,474 - I said shut up! 509 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,828 This always happens. 510 00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,436 Dollies never do what Mommy says. 511 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,941 I'll just have to fix you all, won't I? 512 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,877 (fast music) 513 00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,223 (screaming) 514 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,415 (clearing throat) 515 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,915 - I'm so sorry to disturb you. 516 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,516 If I could just grab my car keys, 517 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,328 and I'll be on my way. 518 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,234 (screaming) 519 00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:06,639 - Oh, dear. 520 00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,513 Battery must've died. 521 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,611 Back in a tick. 522 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,980 - Well that's my career up in smoke. 523 00:20:16,016 --> 00:20:17,076 Visitation rights as well, 524 00:20:17,117 --> 00:20:18,617 thanks a lot. 525 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:19,491 - Found it. 526 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:23,622 - For fuck's sake. 527 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:25,326 One of us must have something we can use. 528 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,988 - Did I know I was coming to Satan's tea party? 529 00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:27,827 No. 530 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:30,556 Oh, the grenade. 531 00:20:30,597 --> 00:20:31,697 The grenade. 532 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:32,471 It's still in me pocket from last night. 533 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,899 - Get it. 534 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:34,973 - I'm tied up. 535 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,035 Will someone else pull the pin? 536 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:46,307 My hands tied to the fucking chair. 537 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:46,976 - [Jamie] Fran's out. 538 00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,423 She can pull it. 539 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:49,978 - So you need to grab it under your chin, 540 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:50,976 and you need to pass it down the line as quick as you can. 541 00:20:51,017 --> 00:20:51,987 - It's like pass the orange. 542 00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,848 I love pass the orange. 543 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:14,666 - [Liz] Fran? 544 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:15,678 - [Fran] Yeah. 545 00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,639 - You can use your hands. 546 00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:20,479 - I did know that. 547 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:27,689 (thudding) 548 00:21:27,721 --> 00:21:28,591 - Oh shit. 549 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:29,491 Was it gone? 550 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:30,422 I've got it. 551 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:37,463 Now! 552 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,603 (dramatic music) 553 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:43,904 (screaming) 554 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:49,710 (explosion booming) 555 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,453 - Okay, that's Mommy all bagged up. 556 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:00,716 A shame, really. 557 00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,094 If she wasn't a sociopath, 558 00:22:02,122 --> 00:22:04,992 she would be really lovely, you know? 559 00:22:05,025 --> 00:22:07,585 - Look, Charles and I really appreciate 560 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,997 you guys helping us out. 561 00:22:10,030 --> 00:22:11,500 We know you didn't have to do that. 562 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,071 - Yeah, well, listen, 563 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,069 I know you would've done the same for us, so. 564 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:15,771 - Hundred percent. 565 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:16,672 You know what? 566 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,573 Come on. 567 00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:18,444 Bring it in, guys. 568 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:19,171 No? 569 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,535 Okay, no worries. 570 00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:23,505 - We should probably pack this all up. 571 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:24,413 - Hey. 572 00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,984 You've done enough. 573 00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:26,752 We'll pack. 574 00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:27,980 You drive. 575 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:28,754 Ándele! 576 00:22:28,782 --> 00:22:29,582 - Yup. 577 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:31,580 Thanks again, guys. 578 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:32,618 Keep in touch. 579 00:22:37,057 --> 00:22:39,127 - I mean, I know we complain a lot about them, 580 00:22:39,159 --> 00:22:41,429 but they're actually all right, mate, you know. 581 00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:42,601 - Do you know what? 582 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:43,599 You had it right all along, 583 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:44,560 and I didn't believe you. 584 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:46,227 But actually, they're decent. 585 00:22:46,266 --> 00:22:47,226 Do you think they could ever be-- 586 00:22:47,267 --> 00:22:48,227 (car starting) 587 00:22:48,268 --> 00:22:49,798 Unbefuckinglievable. 588 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:56,739 - I'll let Mr. K know Charles and I got the job done. 589 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:57,606 Nothing personal. 590 00:22:57,644 --> 00:22:59,114 Just business. 591 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:01,745 Let me know about that drink, Fran! 592 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:06,191 - Sure, yeah. 593 00:23:08,021 --> 00:23:09,191 - Kids. 594 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:10,092 Jobs. 595 00:23:10,123 --> 00:23:11,493 Car. 596 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:14,134 Would you like me clothes as well? 597 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,130 - Yup. 598 00:23:15,161 --> 00:23:16,231 If it gets cold on the walk, 599 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,532 I might just take them. 600 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:19,625 - Phone an Uber. 601 00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:20,626 - No reception. 602 00:23:20,667 --> 00:23:22,667 - Oh, there's no reception. 603 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,102 I'm starving. 604 00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:25,637 Can we at least order a pizza or something? 605 00:23:25,672 --> 00:23:27,072 - [Fran] Again, no reception. 606 00:23:27,107 --> 00:23:28,477 - [Jamie] Not even a small one? 607 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,878 - [Fran] The size of the pizza's not the issue. 608 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:32,479 (funky music)