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Previously on Why Women Kill..

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It's waterproof.

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So it's safe from my tears of joy.

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What's wrong? Am...
am I embarrassing you?

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- At least take the flowers.
- No!

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If you won't accept this simple gift,

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then what does that
say about our future?

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We have no future.

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- Tommy Harte?
- Amy?

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I don't know if you're
seeing anyone these days,

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but I could really use some cheering up.

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I was... seeing someone.

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But, uh, she recently broke up with me.

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KARL: Love is always a risk.

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The chance for love doesn't
come around every day.

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Are you free Friday?

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Yes, lover.

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"Ma'am" will be fine.

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ELI: Now that Jade's gonna live with us,

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we gotta have some way to introduce her.

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Well, why don't we
just say she's family?

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I love that.

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Jade, what's going on?

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Duke is gonna kill Teacup.

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- Teacup?
- Our dog.

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He says if I don't meet with him,

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he's gonna put her down.

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For the last two years,

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I've been pathetic Eli who...
who can't finish a screenplay,

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who can't help pay the bills.

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I just need a fucking win.

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I just want to feel like
a man and save a dog

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and have that be good enough.

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Jade!

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BETH ANN: April is very sweet.

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She's so free-spirited.

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You wouldn't believe the
fun we have together.

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Try one. You know, marijuana?

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I don't think it's working.

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(LAUGHING)

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ROB: You're acting like you're drunk.

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That might be the pot.

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- Pot?
- (WHISPERING): It's marijuana.

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We will talk about this later.

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I want to be a singer.

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- Really?
- (LAUGHS)

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I'm gonna be somebody someday.

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♪ "L" is for the way you look ♪

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♪ At me ♪

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♪ "O" is for the only one ♪

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♪ I see ♪

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♪ "V" is very, very ♪

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♪ Extraordinary ♪

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♪ "E" is even more ♪

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♪ Than anyone that you adore can ♪

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♪ Love is all ♪

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♪ That I can give to you ♪

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♪ Love is more ♪

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♪ Than just a game for two ♪

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♪ Two in love can make it ♪

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♪ Take my heart and
please don't break it ♪

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♪ Love was made ♪

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♪ For me and you... ♪

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I want to be a mommy.

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I want to be a movie star.

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I want to be a superhero.

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Saving the world.

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Taking care of my baby.

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Going to parties in high heels.

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Handsome.

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Nice.

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Democrat.

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What?

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Is that a joke?

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That couldn't happen.

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(SCREAMS)

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- _
- ♪ When I was just a little girl ♪

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♪ I asked my mother ♪

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♪ "What will I be? ♪

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♪ Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" ♪

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♪ Here's what she said to me ♪

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♪ Que será, será♪

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♪ Whatever will be will be ♪

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♪ The future's not ours to see ♪

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♪ Que será, será♪

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♪ What will be will be ♪

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♪ Que será, será♪

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So? (CHUCKLES)

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Um, what'd you think, Mr. Porter?

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Not bad, kid.

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Not bad.

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Really? So I got the job?

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PORTER: It's just one night, but...

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if it goes well, we could talk
about something more permanent.

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Oh, my God. Thank you so much.

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PORTER: I'll see you Tuesday.

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- Did you hear that?
- Oh, April, your first singing gig.

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Promise me you'll come.

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- Tuesday night?
- Mm-hmm.

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I wouldn't miss it.

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Wonderful.

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And you'll finally get to meet Rob.

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What?

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I told him that there was a chance

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that I could be booking this gig,

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and he already agreed to come.

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- Oh.
- I'll put you two at a table together.

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That way you can get to know each other.

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Can't wait.

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You'll have to help me
find something to wear.

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(CHUCKLES) I'm thinking
maybe that blue dress

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- with the sequins.
- Oh, yes, that's nice.

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Is something wrong?

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Actually, I just remembered,

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my aunt Lydia is getting
an operation Tuesday.

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- An operation?
- Mm, to...

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fix her bunion.

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I agreed to bring her
home from the hospital

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and look after her. All night.

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Well, can you get someone
else to look after her?

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You can't miss my show.

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I already promised.

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And it's... such a big bunion.

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This is about Rob, isn't it?

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What?

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Just admit it.

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You don't want to meet him

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because you don't approve
of Rob and I's relationship.

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Believe me, that is not the reason.

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♪♪

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(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)

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I'm telling you, we're lost.

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Well, maybe if you'd
asked for directions

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when we got off the highway...

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Maybe if you'd picked a motel
closer than 30 miles away...

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Oh, I think we go left here?

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Oh, we're going in circles.

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This is the third time
we've passed that wino.

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Well, it's too dark to read the signs.

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Oh, stop and I'll ask
at the liquor store.

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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We're on Pike Street.

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Show me the map.

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Move along, kid.

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Sorry, we were just leaving.

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Not you, sweet cheeks. You're busted.

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- Busted? For what?
- Soliciting.

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You think I'm a hooker?

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For God's sake,
I'm wearing Yves Saint Laurent.

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I didn't say you weren't successful.

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TOMMY: Uh, she's with me, sir.
She was just asking directions

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- because we got lost.
- Relax, kid. I'm doing you a favor.

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You don't want your first
time to be with a pro.

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How dare you?

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I'm a well-known philanthropist.

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I don't need to know your specialty.

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- Let's go.
- What?

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- Uh...
- OFFICER: Come on.

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Hey! Seriously, sir,
she's my girlfriend.

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- I find that hard to believe.
- Well, show him your license.

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My... Oh, uh...

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(GRUNTS)

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If we just met, how do I know
his name is Tommy Harte

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and that he lives in Pasadena
at 74 Oakhurst Drive?

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His birthday is March 10.

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Okay.

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So, if you're a couple from Pasadena,

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why are you going to a motel in Azusa?

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We are having an illicit affair.

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We've driven 30 miles
to avoid being spotted

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by his mother, who is my best friend,
and my husband, who is gay.

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Well, I got to give
you points for creativity.

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Have fun, kid.

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Eli! Hey, can you walk Teacup for me?

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I'm helping Taylor pack for her trip.

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- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.

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Still going to Fresno, huh?

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I have to. This conference has
been on the books for months.

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Honey, the people at your firm
know that we were attacked.

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I mean, they wouldn't
blink if you opted out.

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I know, but I told my
sisters I'm coming to town,

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and they're still threatening
to visit this summer,

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so we kind of want to break the news

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about our living situation
before that happens.

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Why don't you just shoot them a text?

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I'm not gonna tell my sisters
I'm in a throuple via text.

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Yeah. Just make sure you tell them
it was your idea, not mine.

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- But it was your idea.
- ELI: Yeah,

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but your sisters hate
me enough as it is.

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We don't need to throw
any more gas on that fire.

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You haven't met them
yet, but they're awful.

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All right, Teacup.

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Whoa, here we go.

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Yeah. (EXHALES)

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- Lamar.
- Oh!

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You do know who I am.

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I was curious

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'cause you've been
avoiding me for weeks.

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No, no, no. No, I... (STAMMERS)

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I- I was absolutely gonna
call you back, man.

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I just... I've been incredibly busy.

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I see you had time to get a dog.

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Oh, forgot to tell you.

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You'll like this.

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Finally had that threesome.

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I would ask what one has
to do with the other,

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but never the fuck mind.

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- Where is my script?
- Script?

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The one you promised
would be done a month ago?

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The one I talked up to Paramount.

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Got 'em all excited,
and now they're pissed off

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wondering what happened to it.

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Well, it-it's almost done.

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I'm just... making a few final tweaks.

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Oh, please.

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The only line older than that is
"let there be light."

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No, I'm not lying.
Look, I-I swear to you...

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I swear to you,
I will have it to you in one week.

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No. You got 24 hours.

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Starting now.

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Come on, man,
we're supposed to be friends.

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Look, I am your friend.
Any other agent would have

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kicked your ass to the curb long ago.

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Okay, well, yeah, and of course,

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I'm grateful that you stood by me,

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but please, I mean...
Give me till Friday.

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You got till 10:15 tomorrow.

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Tweak fast.

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Are you having an affair?

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Really, Karl, before breakfast?

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No, I heard you on the
phone this morning.

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You were arguing with someone,

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refusing to meet unless they
found a discreet location.

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You listened to a private conversation?

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- You should be ashamed of yourself.
- Well, I am...

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after I've had sex with
a busboy in an alleyway,

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but I-I don't really break
a sweat over eavesdropping.

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Regardless,
I don't owe you any explanations,

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- so drop the subject.
- Oh, go on.

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Tell me who it is.

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Is it one of our friends
from the country club?

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The tennis instruct... No, the chef.

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Karl, I believe you're jealous.

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Oh, don't be daft.

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Oh, by the way,

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if it is a busboy named Julio,

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will you give him my regards?

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- (DOORBELL RINGS)
- Mm, the irony is just delicious.

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Is it one of our neighbors?

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Dig all you like, Karl.

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Even if I were having an affair,

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you'd never hear his name from me.

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We need to talk about Tommy.

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The bed news is he's
been acting strangely.

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He leaves the house at
all hours of the night.

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Won't tell me where he's
been when he comes home.

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Oh, I do hope Tommy hasn't
fallen in with the wrong crowd.

258
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,113
Why are you looking at me?

259
00:11:37,318 --> 00:11:39,357
- I'm offering you a cookie.
- Oh.

260
00:11:39,795 --> 00:11:41,283
Right.

261
00:11:41,591 --> 00:11:46,027
The good news is I got him
a new job working for Bader's Nursery.

262
00:11:46,052 --> 00:11:47,723
He'll be doing home care.

263
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:49,129
- Home care?
- That means he'll go

264
00:11:49,154 --> 00:11:51,352
into people's houses
and water their plants

265
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,715
while they're at work or on vacation.

266
00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:54,908
Will he?

267
00:11:54,933 --> 00:11:56,621
This is where the favor comes in.

268
00:11:56,646 --> 00:11:59,347
I'm asking all of my
friends to hire Tommy.

269
00:11:59,372 --> 00:12:01,404
I need to keep him busy.

270
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:04,140
Just so I'm clear, people leave town

271
00:12:04,165 --> 00:12:05,750
and give Tommy the keys to their homes?

272
00:12:05,775 --> 00:12:08,090
I know what you're
thinking, but Tommy is

273
00:12:08,115 --> 00:12:11,324
very trustworthy... and quick, too.

274
00:12:11,349 --> 00:12:13,666
He'd be in and out.

275
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:16,222
I'm sure he'd stay long
enough to get the job done.

276
00:12:16,247 --> 00:12:18,546
(CHUCKLING): Of course.

277
00:12:19,135 --> 00:12:20,527
Can I count you in?

278
00:12:20,552 --> 00:12:23,134
Oh, why not?
We like Tommy, don't we, darling?

279
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,418
Oh, yes.

280
00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:26,316
We certainly do.

281
00:12:26,906 --> 00:12:28,736
BETH ANN: Poor April.

282
00:12:28,761 --> 00:12:30,124
If you could have seen her face.

283
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:32,018
Oh, you don't want me anywhere
near that tramp's face

284
00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:33,738
because I will slap it.

285
00:12:33,763 --> 00:12:34,777
It's her big night.

286
00:12:34,802 --> 00:12:36,972
I was honored she wanted
me to come so badly.

287
00:12:36,997 --> 00:12:38,899
Doesn't she have any other friends?

288
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,277
Or did she sleep with
their husbands, too?

289
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,496
I'm glad Rob is going.

290
00:12:42,521 --> 00:12:44,864
She needs someone there to cheer her on.

291
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,182
I don't get it.

292
00:12:46,207 --> 00:12:47,500
This is war.

293
00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:49,277
You are fighting with another woman

294
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:51,721
over your husband and you are losing.

295
00:12:52,019 --> 00:12:53,789
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- ROB: Honey!

296
00:12:53,814 --> 00:12:55,668
He's home early. I'm in here, Rob.

297
00:12:55,693 --> 00:12:57,800
If he tells you that he's
got to work late Tuesday,

298
00:12:57,825 --> 00:12:59,465
I will vomit and you will have to mop

299
00:12:59,490 --> 00:13:01,408
this floor up all over again.

300
00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:03,090
There you are. Guess what?

301
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,582
I have amazing news.

302
00:13:05,607 --> 00:13:06,754
You do?

303
00:13:06,779 --> 00:13:09,660
I got two tickets to the World Series.

304
00:13:09,685 --> 00:13:10,728
For when?

305
00:13:10,753 --> 00:13:12,066
Let me guess.

306
00:13:12,464 --> 00:13:13,464
Tuesday?

307
00:13:13,489 --> 00:13:14,941
ROB: As a matter of fact, yeah.

308
00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:17,168
My boss gave them
to me as a gift, and they

309
00:13:17,193 --> 00:13:19,450
are right behind home plate.

310
00:13:19,475 --> 00:13:20,516
Who are you taking?

311
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,943
What do you mean, who am I taking?
Only my best girl.

312
00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:24,832
Let me see those.

313
00:13:26,371 --> 00:13:28,182
- Holy crap!
- (ROB CHUCKLES)

314
00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:30,877
He's got two tickets
to the World Series.

315
00:13:30,902 --> 00:13:31,963
Isn't that what I just said?

316
00:13:31,987 --> 00:13:33,074
And these are for Tuesday?

317
00:13:33,099 --> 00:13:34,394
Yeah.

318
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,398
ROB: What's wrong?

319
00:13:37,855 --> 00:13:39,109
Well, I just want to make sure

320
00:13:39,134 --> 00:13:41,595
we haven't forgotten about any plans

321
00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:44,494
we might have made for Tuesday?

322
00:13:44,519 --> 00:13:46,707
Well, whatever plans we made,
consider them canceled.

323
00:13:46,732 --> 00:13:50,200
I've got a date with my wife,
the Dodgers and the Yankees.

324
00:13:50,552 --> 00:13:51,677
Okay.

325
00:13:52,622 --> 00:13:54,267
What's going on here?
Why aren't you happy?

326
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,982
Oh, she is very happy.

327
00:13:57,529 --> 00:14:00,115
She's just not used to
you being so wonderful.

328
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,232
Oh.

329
00:14:02,201 --> 00:14:03,327
Huh?

330
00:14:03,614 --> 00:14:06,005
Rob, give us a second.
We're not through with the mopping.

331
00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:09,390
I got to call Carl.

332
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,841
He's gonna be so jealous. (LAUGHS)

333
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,813
April is going to be heartbroken.

334
00:14:15,838 --> 00:14:17,507
To hell with April.

335
00:14:17,532 --> 00:14:20,167
You've got to focus on the big picture.

336
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,161
He's choosing you over her.

337
00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:25,802
You're winning.

338
00:14:26,922 --> 00:14:28,622
I guess I am.

339
00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:33,130
♪♪

340
00:14:39,895 --> 00:14:42,022
JADE: Hey. Taylor called.

341
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:44,036
Her plane landed in Fresno.

342
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,739
What are you doing?

343
00:14:49,825 --> 00:14:51,349
Killing myself.

344
00:14:51,783 --> 00:14:53,513
- With cheese?
- Yeah. My plan is

345
00:14:53,538 --> 00:14:56,412
to get super fat and
then die of hypertension.

346
00:14:56,942 --> 00:14:58,647
That might take a while.

347
00:14:58,672 --> 00:15:01,466
Only great writers deserve quick deaths.

348
00:15:01,491 --> 00:15:04,086
Hemingway, Wolfe, Plath.

349
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:06,822
Me? I'm a bad writer,

350
00:15:06,847 --> 00:15:09,100
so I deserve to die slowly,

351
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,528
painfully...

352
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:12,192
disgustingly.

353
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:16,378
Do we have any mustard?

354
00:15:16,403 --> 00:15:17,536
No.

355
00:15:17,942 --> 00:15:19,668
But we have mayonnaise.

356
00:15:19,693 --> 00:15:22,550
Oh, yes, the condiment of hacks.

357
00:15:22,575 --> 00:15:24,091
Bring it to me.

358
00:15:26,641 --> 00:15:28,392
What's going on?

359
00:15:31,114 --> 00:15:32,607
My agent's gonna drop me

360
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,114
if I don't get him my
script by tomorrow morning.

361
00:15:35,139 --> 00:15:37,005
And you're not finished?

362
00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:41,872
I- I've written 50 pages.
Each just worst than the last.

363
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,739
I... doubt that.

364
00:15:43,764 --> 00:15:45,266
I mean, I have no third act.

365
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,297
I keep sitting here,
staring at the poster

366
00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:48,349
of my one and only hit,

367
00:15:48,374 --> 00:15:50,083
praying for some sort of inspiration.

368
00:15:50,108 --> 00:15:52,304
And the longer I look at it,
the more I realize...

369
00:15:52,999 --> 00:15:54,092
it was a fluke.

370
00:15:54,117 --> 00:15:56,069
I mean, brilliant
director, stellar cast,

371
00:15:56,094 --> 00:15:58,507
all turning my crap dialogue into gold.

372
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:04,874
(EXHALES) How am I gonna tell Taylor
that I lost my fucking agent?

373
00:16:06,194 --> 00:16:08,030
Give me the 50 pages.

374
00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,679
Why, so you can beat me with them?

375
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:14,249
Because I think it might help
you to get some honest feedback.

376
00:16:16,155 --> 00:16:17,749
Do you know anything about writing?

377
00:16:17,774 --> 00:16:19,296
I know what I like.

378
00:16:19,321 --> 00:16:21,757
And if I think that your
script's in decent shape,

379
00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:25,288
you'll have the confidence
to finish the damn thing.

380
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,804
Yeah, and what if it's just 50
pages of me shitting the bed?

381
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,325
Then I will go to the
store and I will buy you

382
00:16:33,350 --> 00:16:35,952
every kind of cheese known to man.

383
00:16:35,977 --> 00:16:37,405
And mayonnaise.

384
00:16:38,309 --> 00:16:40,288
Gonna need lots of mayonnaise.

385
00:16:43,477 --> 00:16:45,357
Rob, what are you doing?
We're going to be late.

386
00:16:45,382 --> 00:16:47,022
I'm looking for my old baseball glove.

387
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,241
Maybe I can get Sandy Koufax to sign it.

388
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:52,304
Don't bother Mr. Koufax tonight.
He'll be working.

389
00:16:52,329 --> 00:16:53,872
Eh, he can sign one glove.

390
00:16:54,382 --> 00:16:56,414
Maybe it's in one of
the boxes in the garage.

391
00:16:56,439 --> 00:16:58,226
- (PHONE RINGING)
- No, it should be in this one.

392
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,632
Stanton residence.

393
00:17:00,983 --> 00:17:02,146
Hold on.

394
00:17:02,866 --> 00:17:04,832
Maybe you're right about the garage.

395
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,777
Check the box by the tool drawer.
I got to take this.

396
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,210
Who is it?

397
00:17:10,235 --> 00:17:12,960
Uh, a guy from work.
Uh, I'll be right down.

398
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,007
(DOOR CREAKING SOFTLY)

399
00:17:28,229 --> 00:17:30,524
What the hell do you think you're doing?

400
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,702
I said never to call me here.

401
00:17:34,415 --> 00:17:36,530
I already told you,
I got plans with my wife.

402
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:38,421
She's making me take her out to dinner.

403
00:17:40,919 --> 00:17:43,186
Don't cry.
L- Look, I hate it when you cry.

404
00:17:43,211 --> 00:17:44,913
There's nothing I can do about this.

405
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,827
Now-now I got to go.

406
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,100
Well, you were right about the garage.
No sign of your glove.

407
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,475
Eh, it doesn't matter. Let's get going
or we'll miss the national anthem.

408
00:18:06,785 --> 00:18:08,896
Honey, I don't think I can go.

409
00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:10,325
What?

410
00:18:10,944 --> 00:18:12,397
I'm not feeling well.

411
00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:13,710
You look fine to me.

412
00:18:13,735 --> 00:18:14,968
Robert.

413
00:18:15,403 --> 00:18:18,030
You remember our trip to New Mexico?

414
00:18:18,569 --> 00:18:19,616
You mean, you got...

415
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:22,727
Yes. I should stay close to a bathroom.

416
00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:24,745
Well, they got bathrooms at the stadium.

417
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,815
I could never do that
to total strangers.

418
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:31,252
Want me to stay home with you?

419
00:18:31,358 --> 00:18:32,866
Don't be silly.

420
00:18:32,891 --> 00:18:35,663
(LAUGHS): Oh, good.
Thank God, 'cause I really want to go.

421
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,132
Bye.

422
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,655
(DOOR CLOSES)

423
00:18:42,491 --> 00:18:44,498
April, it's Sheila.

424
00:18:44,804 --> 00:18:46,350
My aunt is fine.

425
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,514
I can come hear you sing after all.

426
00:18:49,634 --> 00:18:52,546
Yes. I'm happy, too.

427
00:18:53,277 --> 00:18:55,929
(LAUGHTER)

428
00:18:55,954 --> 00:18:57,611
Ah.

429
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,979
It is so good to see you guys.

430
00:19:00,004 --> 00:19:02,682
I just wish Mama could've made it.
How is she?

431
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,244
- Nasty as ever.
- Mean as the day is long.

432
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,729
We work our fingers to
the bone for that woman.

433
00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:09,511
But it's never good enough for her.

434
00:19:09,536 --> 00:19:11,496
VELMA: The doctor says
she could live to be 100.

435
00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:14,620
And she'll do it, just to spite us.

436
00:19:15,346 --> 00:19:17,509
Well, look,
I know she can be difficult to care for,

437
00:19:17,534 --> 00:19:18,824
and I wish I could help out more.

438
00:19:18,848 --> 00:19:20,206
Oh, don't worry about it, sugar.

439
00:19:20,231 --> 00:19:22,870
- We don't resent you.
- Not much, anyway.

440
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,138
Would be nice if you could
take her off our hands

441
00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,362
every now and then.

442
00:19:26,387 --> 00:19:28,886
Got an extra room in
that big house of yours?

443
00:19:28,911 --> 00:19:30,315
Don't need to be fancy.

444
00:19:30,340 --> 00:19:32,042
Oh, it could be the
cellar for all we care.

445
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,425
(BOTH GRUNT)

446
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,651
I would really like to help out,
but it would be tricky,

447
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:39,971
given my current living situation.

448
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:42,298
Okay, I meant to lead
with this when I sat down,

449
00:19:42,323 --> 00:19:44,143
but the truth is...

450
00:19:45,073 --> 00:19:47,104
I am no longer in an open marriage.

451
00:19:47,129 --> 00:19:48,923
- You left Eli?
- Thank you, Jesus.

452
00:19:48,948 --> 00:19:51,815
No, I didn't leave Eli, I...

453
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:54,198
moved my lover into our home.

454
00:19:54,605 --> 00:19:57,214
The three of us are
officially a throuple.

455
00:20:01,377 --> 00:20:03,229
Would it be okay if we tell Mama?

456
00:20:03,254 --> 00:20:04,917
'Cause this will kill her.

457
00:20:10,902 --> 00:20:14,405
♪♪

458
00:20:27,215 --> 00:20:28,643
APRIL: Sheila.

459
00:20:29,236 --> 00:20:30,448
Hi.

460
00:20:30,473 --> 00:20:32,471
Look at you.

461
00:20:32,496 --> 00:20:34,573
- You're lovely.
- Thanks.

462
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,253
Oh, I'm so nervous.

463
00:20:37,278 --> 00:20:38,714
You're going to be great.

464
00:20:38,739 --> 00:20:40,792
Hey, kid, you're on in ten.

465
00:20:40,817 --> 00:20:42,378
Oh, thank you, Mr. Porter.

466
00:20:47,065 --> 00:20:48,565
What are you looking for?

467
00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:51,143
It's silly.
Rob told me he can't make it.

468
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:54,003
I just... I keep thinking
maybe he'll surprise me.

469
00:20:54,028 --> 00:20:56,871
Honey, you can't worry
about that right now.

470
00:20:56,896 --> 00:20:58,276
You've got a show to do.

471
00:20:58,301 --> 00:21:01,206
You're right.
Thank you so much for being here.

472
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:03,528
- Knock 'em dead.
- (CHUCKLES)

473
00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,011
Okay.

474
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,532
(APPLAUSE)

475
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,143
♪♪

476
00:21:14,773 --> 00:21:18,752
♪ When I was just a little girl ♪

477
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:23,423
♪ I asked my mother, "What will I be? ♪

478
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:27,540
♪ Will I be pretty, will I be rich?" ♪

479
00:21:27,565 --> 00:21:30,889
♪ Here's what she said to me ♪

480
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:33,834
♪ Que será, será♪

481
00:21:33,859 --> 00:21:37,771
♪ Whatever will be, will be ♪

482
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:41,400
♪ The future's not ours to see ♪

483
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:45,112
♪ Que será, será♪

484
00:21:45,573 --> 00:21:49,596
♪ What will be, will be... ♪

485
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:55,956
Hey.

486
00:21:57,125 --> 00:21:58,125
Well?

487
00:22:01,736 --> 00:22:02,946
It's good.

488
00:22:02,971 --> 00:22:04,471
(SCOFFS) You hate it.

489
00:22:04,496 --> 00:22:06,466
No. It's good.

490
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:08,634
- It's not great.
- Some of it's great.

491
00:22:08,659 --> 00:22:10,303
The dialogue, the scenes in the diner...

492
00:22:10,328 --> 00:22:12,206
Just-just skip to what sucks.

493
00:22:12,971 --> 00:22:14,916
That would be your lead character.

494
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,919
(STAMMERS) What's wrong with Eva?

495
00:22:17,944 --> 00:22:21,493
She waits around for 15 pages
hoping a man will save her.

496
00:22:21,518 --> 00:22:24,159
She's a victim. I hate victims.

497
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:30,223
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
I mean, make her more proactive, sure.

498
00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:32,220
And can't she do something interesting

499
00:22:32,245 --> 00:22:33,626
to get out of trouble?

500
00:22:33,651 --> 00:22:36,729
- What do you mean, interesting?
- Like, on page 40,

501
00:22:37,714 --> 00:22:42,169
she's abandoned at the diner
and totally broke, right?

502
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,630
- Yeah.
- So, let her steal the owner's truck

503
00:22:45,655 --> 00:22:49,787
and then she drives to the drug
dealer's house and starts a fire.

504
00:22:49,812 --> 00:22:51,078
And when he runs out the front,

505
00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:53,764
she goes in the back and gets
the money that he took from her.

506
00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,154
And his gun.

507
00:22:55,179 --> 00:22:56,917
She'd definitely take his gun.

508
00:22:56,942 --> 00:23:01,646
Wow. Um, I mean,
i- it's definitely more proactive.

509
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:05,525
It's just... I don't know,
I- I never saw Eva that way.

510
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,153
I mean, she's... she's a nice girl.

511
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:11,473
Yeah, but nice girls,
they break the law every day.

512
00:23:12,655 --> 00:23:14,288
When they need to.

513
00:23:15,268 --> 00:23:19,069
Okay. All right, I hear you.

514
00:23:19,585 --> 00:23:21,441
There's more to Eva than meets the eye.

515
00:23:21,702 --> 00:23:23,318
Exactly.

516
00:23:23,343 --> 00:23:27,476
So now, get started,
open your laptop, get to work.

517
00:23:27,826 --> 00:23:29,819
You have 22 hours.

518
00:23:30,694 --> 00:23:32,285
(EXHALES)

519
00:23:32,718 --> 00:23:34,038
Hey.

520
00:23:34,746 --> 00:23:36,540
How did you come up with
that stuff, anyway?

521
00:23:38,249 --> 00:23:40,976
Maybe there's more to
me than meets the eye.

522
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:51,138
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)

523
00:23:58,132 --> 00:24:00,280
TOMMY: Hey. Sorry I'm late.

524
00:24:00,631 --> 00:24:03,226
It's okay. Are you clear on what to do?

525
00:24:03,251 --> 00:24:04,585
I guess.

526
00:24:05,039 --> 00:24:07,249
Are we sure about this?
I mean, if we get caught...

527
00:24:07,274 --> 00:24:09,077
Yes. It's very risky.

528
00:24:10,124 --> 00:24:12,200
I suppose the smart thing
to do is end this affair

529
00:24:12,225 --> 00:24:13,741
and never have sex again.

530
00:24:14,340 --> 00:24:15,508
Fine.

531
00:24:15,533 --> 00:24:17,410
(ENGINE STARTS)

532
00:24:17,435 --> 00:24:19,396
("MONY MONY" BY BILLY IDOL BEGINS)

533
00:24:19,421 --> 00:24:23,202
♪ Here she comes now sayin'
"Mony Mony" ♪

534
00:24:26,452 --> 00:24:30,444
♪ Shoot 'em down,
turn around, come on, Mony ♪

535
00:24:33,202 --> 00:24:36,819
♪ You gotta toss and
turn and feel all right ♪

536
00:24:36,844 --> 00:24:40,569
♪ Yeah, I feel all right,
I said yeah, yeah ♪

537
00:24:40,594 --> 00:24:42,343
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪

538
00:24:42,368 --> 00:24:45,030
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

539
00:24:45,055 --> 00:24:47,718
- ♪ Cause you make me feel ♪
- ♪ Ride the pony ♪

540
00:24:47,743 --> 00:24:50,797
- ♪ So good, so good ♪
- ♪ Ride the pony, ride the pony ♪

541
00:24:50,822 --> 00:24:53,046
- ♪ So good ♪
- ♪ Mony Mony ♪

542
00:24:53,071 --> 00:24:55,788
- ♪ So fine, so fine ♪
- ♪ Mony Mony, Mony Mony ♪

543
00:24:55,813 --> 00:24:58,177
- ♪ It's all mine ♪
- ♪ Mony Mony, Mony Mony ♪

544
00:24:58,202 --> 00:25:00,138
- ♪ Well, I feel all right ♪
- ♪ Mony Mony ♪

545
00:25:00,163 --> 00:25:03,768
- ♪ I said yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

546
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:07,718
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

547
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:12,360
I don't know why Mrs. Dubner's
bed feels amazing.

548
00:25:12,385 --> 00:25:15,140
It's the sheets.
They're Egyptian cotton.

549
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:17,216
How do you know that?

550
00:25:17,241 --> 00:25:18,558
I used to wash sheets like this

551
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,209
when I worked in my father's laundry.

552
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,630
Your dad owned a laundry?

553
00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:24,937
You think I was born rich?

554
00:25:25,260 --> 00:25:27,375
Well... yeah.

555
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,616
(LAUGHS) Not even close.

556
00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:34,843
When I was 12,
I used to covet things like this.

557
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:40,455
Once, I took some satin sheets home.

558
00:25:41,241 --> 00:25:42,624
I wanted to see what it felt like

559
00:25:42,649 --> 00:25:44,693
to sleep on them, just for one night.

560
00:25:45,257 --> 00:25:48,663
My mother caught me. She was so angry.

561
00:25:48,688 --> 00:25:51,169
She made me wash and
iron them right there.

562
00:25:51,194 --> 00:25:54,296
It was 2:00 in the morning.
And then she took them away.

563
00:25:59,868 --> 00:26:02,214
- That's a shame.
- Mm.

564
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:09,487
Mother said, "If you want to
sleep on expensive sheets,

565
00:26:09,854 --> 00:26:12,273
choose wisely who you sleep next to."

566
00:26:12,636 --> 00:26:15,893
So, uh, she basically told
you to marry for money.

567
00:26:16,232 --> 00:26:17,847
That's, uh, some really bad advice.

568
00:26:17,872 --> 00:26:19,999
Well, I followed it twice.

569
00:26:20,385 --> 00:26:23,011
I didn't think of marrying
for love until...

570
00:26:23,464 --> 00:26:24,643
Karl.

571
00:26:27,292 --> 00:26:29,587
I never told that story before.

572
00:26:32,229 --> 00:26:33,862
To anyone.

573
00:26:36,406 --> 00:26:38,238
Thanks for telling me first.

574
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:41,151
If you really want to thank me,

575
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,201
get over here.

576
00:26:43,226 --> 00:26:44,352
(TOMMY CHUCKLES)

577
00:26:44,377 --> 00:26:45,800
(SIMONE CHUCKLES)

578
00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:53,143
Oh, I feel so badly about this.

579
00:26:54,167 --> 00:26:56,990
(GROANS) After you
went to all the trouble

580
00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:58,976
of taking me to the airport.

581
00:26:59,001 --> 00:27:00,190
It's fine, Joyce.

582
00:27:00,215 --> 00:27:03,222
Nobody expects you to get on
a plane when you're feeling ill.

583
00:27:04,495 --> 00:27:06,766
Oh, it's the plant van.

584
00:27:07,610 --> 00:27:09,620
Tommy must be here.

585
00:27:16,643 --> 00:27:18,743
So, finally, I confessed to Eli

586
00:27:18,768 --> 00:27:20,772
how much Jade meant to me, and he agreed

587
00:27:20,797 --> 00:27:23,518
to let her live with us, permanently.

588
00:27:26,213 --> 00:27:30,392
Yes, I know, it's unconventional,
and you probably don't approve,

589
00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:33,799
but... it's working.

590
00:27:34,844 --> 00:27:36,429
Well, as long as you're happy.

591
00:27:36,454 --> 00:27:37,914
That's what matters.

592
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:39,464
Really?

593
00:27:40,321 --> 00:27:41,781
That's all you have to say?

594
00:27:43,437 --> 00:27:45,272
Since you asked, I have a question.

595
00:27:45,297 --> 00:27:46,987
- Here we go.
- Do you still love Eli?

596
00:27:47,012 --> 00:27:49,142
- Of course.
- And you also love this woman?

597
00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,817
- Yes.
- I'm wondering,

598
00:27:50,842 --> 00:27:52,827
how do they feel about each other?

599
00:27:55,850 --> 00:27:57,717
Oh. Well...

600
00:27:57,742 --> 00:27:58,976
I knew she hadn't thought it through.

601
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,624
- Hadn't even crossed her mind.
- Mm-hmm.

602
00:28:00,649 --> 00:28:03,263
Hold on. Eli and Jade like each other.

603
00:28:03,288 --> 00:28:04,601
- That's not a problem.
- Not yet.

604
00:28:04,625 --> 00:28:06,452
What happens when
he likes her more than you?

605
00:28:06,477 --> 00:28:08,237
What happens when she
gets tired of sharing?

606
00:28:08,262 --> 00:28:10,499
- Where does that leave you, missy?
- On the outside

607
00:28:10,524 --> 00:28:12,359
looking in, that's where.

608
00:28:12,384 --> 00:28:13,511
That's not gonna happen.

609
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,171
It's not.

610
00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:19,864
Obviously, we don't know Jade.

611
00:28:19,889 --> 00:28:21,983
- So we can't judge her.
- But we know Eli.

612
00:28:22,008 --> 00:28:23,819
We saw what he put you through.

613
00:28:23,844 --> 00:28:25,561
Yes, we went through a dark time,

614
00:28:25,586 --> 00:28:27,046
but that was two years ago.

615
00:28:27,071 --> 00:28:29,631
"A dark time"? The man's a drug addict.

616
00:28:29,656 --> 00:28:31,700
Half your savings went up his nose.

617
00:28:31,725 --> 00:28:33,561
The man's incapable of self-control.

618
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:36,124
And now he's got another
woman in his bed?

619
00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:37,664
The hell did you think was gonna happen?

620
00:28:37,688 --> 00:28:38,960
Stop it!

621
00:28:39,835 --> 00:28:42,374
I know you're trying to bait me,
but it's not gonna work.

622
00:28:42,702 --> 00:28:46,126
I'm telling you, Eli has changed.

623
00:28:46,151 --> 00:28:49,397
Oh, baby sister, men never change.

624
00:28:49,422 --> 00:28:51,508
They just get better at keeping secrets.

625
00:28:51,533 --> 00:28:53,410
Mm.

626
00:29:01,749 --> 00:29:03,116
Hello?

627
00:29:03,863 --> 00:29:05,031
It's Mrs. Dubner.

628
00:29:05,056 --> 00:29:06,336
You said she was going to France.

629
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:08,000
Yeah, my mom took her to
the airport this morning.

630
00:29:08,024 --> 00:29:11,592
Tommy, where are you?

631
00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:13,491
- Oh!
- You have to hide!

632
00:29:14,234 --> 00:29:15,452
Make the bed.

633
00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:17,944
I can't do both.

634
00:29:17,969 --> 00:29:20,835
I know you think I'm
a ridiculous hypochondriac,

635
00:29:20,860 --> 00:29:22,280
but the pain is real.

636
00:29:22,305 --> 00:29:23,450
- NAOMI: You'll be fine.
- (MOUTHING WORDS)

637
00:29:23,474 --> 00:29:26,014
You just need to lie down in your room.

638
00:29:26,296 --> 00:29:28,671
Mrs. Dubner. Did you miss your flight?

639
00:29:28,696 --> 00:29:30,577
I'm having a migraine. I need to rest.

640
00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:34,327
No, uh... you can't go in there.

641
00:29:34,352 --> 00:29:35,603
Why not?

642
00:29:36,124 --> 00:29:39,303
I, uh, just sprayed.

643
00:29:39,725 --> 00:29:40,987
Sprayed?

644
00:29:41,342 --> 00:29:43,928
Uh, insecticide.

645
00:29:43,953 --> 00:29:47,082
Your, uh, your ficus had a white fly.

646
00:29:47,107 --> 00:29:49,211
- I've never seen any white fly.
- Yeah, well, they're...

647
00:29:49,235 --> 00:29:51,612
they're pretty tiny... see?

648
00:29:51,637 --> 00:29:53,202
Oh, my God. Kill it!

649
00:29:53,227 --> 00:29:55,257
See, I-I didn't know that
you would be back so soon,

650
00:29:55,281 --> 00:29:57,624
so I used a very strong insecticide.

651
00:29:57,649 --> 00:29:59,898
You inhale those fumes
with a migraine and...

652
00:29:59,923 --> 00:30:01,216
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)

653
00:30:01,569 --> 00:30:03,421
You're right. I can smell it.

654
00:30:03,446 --> 00:30:05,210
Yeah, y-you better stay downstairs.

655
00:30:05,235 --> 00:30:07,404
Don't just stand there, help her down.

656
00:30:10,329 --> 00:30:13,373
(MOUTHING)

657
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,585
We need you to run to the pharmacy.

658
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:21,611
Now?

659
00:30:21,636 --> 00:30:22,764
I'm out of medication.

660
00:30:22,789 --> 00:30:24,541
Here's my prescription.

661
00:30:25,506 --> 00:30:27,992
I should go open some
windows in the bedroom.

662
00:30:28,017 --> 00:30:29,135
To air it out.

663
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,319
- (EXHALES)
- Oh, hurry.

664
00:30:30,344 --> 00:30:32,069
Joyce is in agony.

665
00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:39,264
Joyce is sick.
I have to go to the drugstore.

666
00:30:39,289 --> 00:30:40,476
Well, how am I supposed
to get out of here?

667
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:41,752
I don't know.

668
00:30:41,777 --> 00:30:46,452
♪♪

669
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:56,249
(RINGING)

670
00:30:56,274 --> 00:30:58,522
- Hello?
- Karl, it's me. I need your help.

671
00:30:58,547 --> 00:31:00,591
Speak up, I can hardly hear you.

672
00:31:00,616 --> 00:31:02,669
I'm trapped in Joyce Dubner's house.

673
00:31:02,694 --> 00:31:05,796
Oh, dear, is she telling her
appendectomy story again?

674
00:31:05,821 --> 00:31:07,840
She doesn't know I'm here,
and neither does Naomi.

675
00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:09,772
Sorry, Naomi's there?

676
00:31:09,797 --> 00:31:12,303
(WHISPERING): Yes,
and I'm trapped upstairs.

677
00:31:12,631 --> 00:31:15,241
Upstairs?

678
00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:17,809
Would this have anything
to do with the affair

679
00:31:17,834 --> 00:31:19,335
you're not having?

680
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,187
(HARSH WHISPER): Now is not the time!

681
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:23,514
Oh, what a nasty tone.
I think I'm gonna hang up.

682
00:31:23,539 --> 00:31:25,975
All right, all right, fine, fine.
I'm having an affair.

683
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,381
<i>Now can you please come over here</i>

684
00:31:27,406 --> 00:31:29,522
and create a distraction
so I can get out?

685
00:31:31,624 --> 00:31:33,375
What are husbands for?

686
00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:38,702
Eli?

687
00:31:40,301 --> 00:31:41,760
Hey, Eli.

688
00:31:43,821 --> 00:31:45,085
Eli, hey.

689
00:31:45,110 --> 00:31:46,624
- Hmm?
- You fell asleep.

690
00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:49,882
- Oh, my God, what time is it?
- It's 4:00 in the morning.

691
00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:53,046
What? Oh, shit.

692
00:31:53,071 --> 00:31:55,022
- How much have you done?
- 61 pages.

693
00:31:55,047 --> 00:31:56,578
The good news is that I
think the story's working,

694
00:31:56,602 --> 00:31:58,101
but, I mean, I don't know, I can't tell,

695
00:31:58,125 --> 00:32:00,030
'cause I'm just so tired
I can't even think.

696
00:32:00,055 --> 00:32:01,225
Well, you have to keep going.

697
00:32:01,250 --> 00:32:03,730
- Lamar expects the script by breakfast.
- I know, I know.

698
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,179
I've been writing for
ten hours straight.

699
00:32:05,203 --> 00:32:07,874
Believe me when I tell you
that there is no tank left in the gas.

700
00:32:08,926 --> 00:32:11,530
Wait. No, that's right.

701
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,983
Hold on, I have something.

702
00:32:17,244 --> 00:32:18,244
Ah.

703
00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:19,871
Here we go.

704
00:32:20,881 --> 00:32:22,264
Take this.

705
00:32:22,289 --> 00:32:23,483
What is that?

706
00:32:23,856 --> 00:32:26,435
I get pills to help with my ADHD.

707
00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:28,677
They give you a lift
and they help you focus.

708
00:32:28,702 --> 00:32:31,686
Uh... I don't think I should.

709
00:32:31,711 --> 00:32:33,088
It's fine. It's not a big deal.

710
00:32:33,113 --> 00:32:34,788
Like, college kids
take them all the time

711
00:32:34,813 --> 00:32:36,647
to cram for midterms and shit.

712
00:32:37,692 --> 00:32:41,664
Yeah... No, thank you.

713
00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:44,523
Okay, it's your choice.

714
00:32:46,146 --> 00:32:47,742
Fuck it, give me the pill.

715
00:32:48,226 --> 00:32:49,226
Are you sure?

716
00:32:49,251 --> 00:32:51,390
Yes, yes. I need to finish the script.

717
00:33:08,978 --> 00:33:11,922
(DOORBELL RINGING)

718
00:33:15,524 --> 00:33:16,758
Eli.

719
00:33:16,977 --> 00:33:18,320
What are you doing here?

720
00:33:18,345 --> 00:33:20,014
Hand-delivering you my script.

721
00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,359
You couldn't send it by e-mail?

722
00:33:21,384 --> 00:33:22,977
No, no, no, I could
not, because I needed

723
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,797
to look you in the eye
when I told you...

724
00:33:25,578 --> 00:33:26,713
that it's not done.

725
00:33:26,984 --> 00:33:28,797
- Oh, come on...
- But, but,

726
00:33:28,822 --> 00:33:31,164
I finished 80 pages, and it's great.

727
00:33:31,189 --> 00:33:33,065
So great that you're gonna call me,

728
00:33:33,090 --> 00:33:34,372
and you're going to apologize for ever

729
00:33:34,396 --> 00:33:35,739
considering dropping me as a client.

730
00:33:35,763 --> 00:33:37,824
You're gonna say, "Eli,
this is fucking brilliant.

731
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:39,231
"I can't fucking wait
to see how it ends.

732
00:33:39,255 --> 00:33:42,049
You, my friend, are one fucking
talented motherfucker."

733
00:33:45,722 --> 00:33:47,988
Hey, sweetie.

734
00:33:48,546 --> 00:33:49,949
I didn't see you there.

735
00:33:51,699 --> 00:33:53,158
I'm shutting the door now.

736
00:33:53,183 --> 00:33:54,879
As well you should.

737
00:34:01,805 --> 00:34:03,707
I found your sleep mask.

738
00:34:03,732 --> 00:34:06,152
Bring it here. There's too much light.

739
00:34:18,673 --> 00:34:22,457
(MOUTHING WORDS)

740
00:34:28,382 --> 00:34:30,550
(TIRES SCREECHING)

741
00:34:37,108 --> 00:34:38,629
What the hell was that?!

742
00:34:42,269 --> 00:34:45,605
Somebody just rammed into my car.

743
00:34:47,065 --> 00:34:50,777
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES DOWNSTAIRS)

744
00:34:56,276 --> 00:34:57,569
Karl?

745
00:34:59,058 --> 00:35:01,392
- What have you done?
- I'm so sorry.

746
00:35:01,417 --> 00:35:04,501
I- I swerved to avoid a kitten.

747
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:07,705
Isn't this Joyce Dubner's house?

748
00:35:07,730 --> 00:35:09,315
Yes.

749
00:35:09,501 --> 00:35:11,610
So, where-where's Joyce?

750
00:35:12,492 --> 00:35:15,415
- (GASPS)
- Naomi? You're back quickly.

751
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:16,733
What happened out there?

752
00:35:17,884 --> 00:35:19,302
Naomi?

753
00:35:19,327 --> 00:35:21,267
(COUGHING)

754
00:35:21,593 --> 00:35:23,860
Oh, you must be inhaling fumes.

755
00:35:23,885 --> 00:35:25,303
You better get some water.

756
00:35:25,328 --> 00:35:26,663
(COUGHS)

757
00:35:33,474 --> 00:35:35,518
♪♪

758
00:35:41,548 --> 00:35:44,220
(CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY)

759
00:35:52,422 --> 00:35:54,009
Hey...

760
00:35:54,572 --> 00:35:56,649
What happened here?

761
00:35:56,993 --> 00:35:59,806
I just brought Joyce
home from the airport.

762
00:35:59,995 --> 00:36:03,673
She's ill, and your husband
just crashed into my car.

763
00:36:03,698 --> 00:36:05,051
KARL: Yes, and I was out for a drive

764
00:36:05,075 --> 00:36:07,173
and had to swerve to
avoid hitting a puppy.

765
00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:08,408
I thought it was a kitten.

766
00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:09,853
Well, it had fur and moved quickly.

767
00:36:09,878 --> 00:36:11,477
Anyway, crash.

768
00:36:11,993 --> 00:36:14,255
Oh, good, Tommy's back.

769
00:36:14,565 --> 00:36:15,565
Back?

770
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:18,818
Well, he was here spraying
the plants in Joyce's bedroom,

771
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,325
and I sent him to the
drugstore for her pills.

772
00:36:21,350 --> 00:36:23,352
Well, wasn't that lucky, dear?

773
00:36:23,657 --> 00:36:26,158
Seems Tommy was right
there in the bedroom

774
00:36:26,183 --> 00:36:27,739
ready to be useful.

775
00:36:28,356 --> 00:36:29,989
Well, I'll see you at home, Karl.

776
00:36:30,014 --> 00:36:31,637
I have to finish my jog.

777
00:36:31,662 --> 00:36:33,130
Do you, darling?

778
00:36:33,155 --> 00:36:35,489
'Cause I'm pretty sure the jog is up.

779
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:45,364
I can't understand why you're not happy.

780
00:36:45,389 --> 00:36:47,301
Tonight was a triumph.

781
00:36:47,326 --> 00:36:48,911
You should be dancing in the street.

782
00:36:48,936 --> 00:36:51,350
Yeah. I know.

783
00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,723
Guess I just really
hoped Rob would show up.

784
00:36:53,748 --> 00:36:56,397
Sweetie, it's going to be okay.

785
00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:57,669
No, it's not.

786
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,309
It's not going to be okay ever again.

787
00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:03,804
Well, why not?

788
00:37:03,829 --> 00:37:06,364
(SIGHS) Because I'm
falling in love with him.

789
00:37:13,015 --> 00:37:14,614
JADE: Eli?

790
00:37:16,418 --> 00:37:18,028
What's going on?

791
00:37:18,053 --> 00:37:20,137
- Hey.
- Hey.

792
00:37:22,894 --> 00:37:25,063
I just got a call from Lamar.

793
00:37:25,451 --> 00:37:27,669
Okay. What did he say?

794
00:37:28,942 --> 00:37:31,497
He said it's the best
thing I've ever written.

795
00:37:32,512 --> 00:37:34,528
- Really?
- Yeah. He said it's smart

796
00:37:34,553 --> 00:37:37,512
and exciting and that
the character of Eva

797
00:37:37,537 --> 00:37:40,801
is "deliciously complex."

798
00:37:42,194 --> 00:37:44,661
And then he told me to not fuck
up the ending, but, I mean,

799
00:37:44,686 --> 00:37:47,397
the point is, he loved it.

800
00:37:47,773 --> 00:37:49,676
- I'm so happy for you.
- Oh, my God. (STAMMERS)

801
00:37:49,701 --> 00:37:52,119
How do I even begin to say thank you?

802
00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:53,247
I didn't do much.

803
00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:55,114
Yes, you did. You know you did.

804
00:37:55,139 --> 00:37:56,677
And if I was actually good at what I do,

805
00:37:56,701 --> 00:37:58,841
I would come up with something
better than just "thank you,"

806
00:37:58,865 --> 00:38:00,090
but for now,

807
00:38:00,399 --> 00:38:01,963
that's all I got, so thank you.

808
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,027
- No, look, I'll take it,
- Thank you.

809
00:38:03,052 --> 00:38:05,159
- I'll take it. Oh.
- Thank you.

810
00:38:05,184 --> 00:38:06,852
Congrats.

811
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:09,120
(CHUCKLES)

812
00:38:17,907 --> 00:38:19,442
Oh, uh...

813
00:38:20,506 --> 00:38:22,887
A- Are we allowed to do
this without Taylor?

814
00:38:22,912 --> 00:38:26,541
(SIGHS) I'm not... not sure.

815
00:38:38,845 --> 00:38:41,020
You think I'm stupid, don't you?

816
00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:44,338
I would never say that.

817
00:38:44,363 --> 00:38:46,872
(SIGHS) Now this was not the plan.

818
00:38:47,324 --> 00:38:49,410
I was not supposed to care this much.

819
00:38:50,472 --> 00:38:52,067
When he didn't show up tonight,

820
00:38:52,092 --> 00:38:54,825
it just... hit me.

821
00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,372
What am I gonna do now?

822
00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:01,950
I have a hunch he's happier at home

823
00:39:01,975 --> 00:39:04,005
than he's led you to believe.

824
00:39:04,573 --> 00:39:07,409
Which means he'll continue
to disappoint you.

825
00:39:08,614 --> 00:39:11,544
You don't need that right now.

826
00:39:11,569 --> 00:39:14,426
Your career is finally taking off.

827
00:39:14,451 --> 00:39:16,411
You should be enjoying this time,

828
00:39:16,436 --> 00:39:19,481
not mooning over some
other woman's husband.

829
00:39:19,506 --> 00:39:22,043
I mean, why would he even be with me

830
00:39:22,068 --> 00:39:23,848
if he was so happy with her?

831
00:39:26,770 --> 00:39:28,028
(SCOFFS)

832
00:39:29,392 --> 00:39:31,333
Maybe she did something to hurt him

833
00:39:31,358 --> 00:39:33,402
and he needs time to forgive her.

834
00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:35,989
I don't really understand that.

835
00:39:38,876 --> 00:39:40,809
It's late. I should go.

836
00:39:40,834 --> 00:39:42,872
And you should get some sleep.

837
00:39:45,317 --> 00:39:46,717
Sheila.

838
00:39:48,769 --> 00:39:51,208
You are such a good friend.

839
00:39:52,033 --> 00:39:54,285
I think you're maybe
the best I've ever had.

840
00:39:56,403 --> 00:39:59,208
You really were wonderful tonight.

841
00:40:27,217 --> 00:40:29,012
- Um...
- I need to use your bathroom.

842
00:40:29,037 --> 00:40:30,489
Oh, uh, it's a mess.

843
00:40:30,514 --> 00:40:31,904
Can I just clean up first?

844
00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:33,169
No!

845
00:40:34,189 --> 00:40:36,130
Is everything okay?

846
00:40:37,364 --> 00:40:40,856
Um, I... I may be in here a while.

847
00:40:42,957 --> 00:40:44,834
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

848
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:46,044
Oh...

849
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,698
Hey, baby.

850
00:40:51,106 --> 00:40:53,473
Rob. Hi... What are you,
what are you doing here?

851
00:40:53,506 --> 00:40:55,848
I wanted to come hear about your show.

852
00:40:55,873 --> 00:40:57,700
APRIL: Oh, it went great.

853
00:40:57,725 --> 00:40:59,518
Oh, good.

854
00:40:59,753 --> 00:41:01,692
Mm, we should celebrate.

855
00:41:03,431 --> 00:41:06,809
Oh, I can't. My... friend is here.

856
00:41:06,834 --> 00:41:08,983
- I don't see anybody.
- (CHUCKLES)

857
00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,903
She's in the bathroom.

858
00:41:13,989 --> 00:41:15,340
(GROANING)

859
00:41:15,365 --> 00:41:16,653
What's wrong with her?

860
00:41:17,273 --> 00:41:20,130
I think she has diarrhea.

861
00:41:21,108 --> 00:41:23,020
Lot of that going around.

862
00:41:25,110 --> 00:41:27,200
- (CHUCKLES)
- Come here.

863
00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:30,296
Can we talk tomorrow?

864
00:41:30,321 --> 00:41:31,723
I'm here now.

865
00:41:32,104 --> 00:41:34,005
Now is not a good time.

866
00:41:34,739 --> 00:41:35,739
Mm.

867
00:41:35,764 --> 00:41:38,262
And I have something
important to tell you.

868
00:41:38,287 --> 00:41:40,762
Don't tell him. Not now.

869
00:41:41,794 --> 00:41:43,375
What is it?

870
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,151
- No. You're drunk.
- I had two beers.

871
00:41:47,176 --> 00:41:50,153
- Come on, give me, give me a hint.
- (CHUCKLES)

872
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,817
APRIL: Well...

873
00:41:52,692 --> 00:41:56,426
(SIGHS) I have been doing
a lot of thinking about us,

874
00:41:57,076 --> 00:41:59,419
and I realized something.

875
00:41:59,444 --> 00:42:00,993
Are you breaking up with me?

876
00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:02,348
God, no.

877
00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:04,872
- ROB: (CHUCKLES) Okay.
- (APRIL CHUCKLES)

878
00:42:05,372 --> 00:42:07,358
I'm in love with you.

879
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,534
(EXHALES)

880
00:42:10,559 --> 00:42:12,505
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- (GROANS)

881
00:42:12,530 --> 00:42:15,387
I just... I just thought
it would be nice to know

882
00:42:15,412 --> 00:42:17,356
how you felt about me.

883
00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:21,413
I'm not leaving my wife.

884
00:42:21,661 --> 00:42:23,669
Yeah, no, I'm not asking you to.

885
00:42:23,694 --> 00:42:24,862
See, I think you are.

886
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:31,286
I think you're too drunk
to have this conversation.

887
00:42:31,311 --> 00:42:32,646
When you start using the "L word,"

888
00:42:32,670 --> 00:42:34,458
a guy can sober up pretty quick.

889
00:42:35,083 --> 00:42:36,679
You don't love me?

890
00:42:36,704 --> 00:42:37,887
I think you're great.

891
00:42:37,912 --> 00:42:39,614
You think I'm great?

892
00:42:41,012 --> 00:42:42,122
That's your response?

893
00:42:42,147 --> 00:42:44,525
You knew the rules. I was very clear.

894
00:42:44,749 --> 00:42:47,168
I will never leave my wife!

895
00:42:47,193 --> 00:42:49,271
- APRIL: Please don't yell at me.
- ROB: Well, you're making me angry!

896
00:42:49,295 --> 00:42:50,895
(CRYING): Okay, okay, okay.

897
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:54,113
I- I... (SHUDDERING INHALE)

898
00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:55,887
(EXHALES)

899
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:58,168
So...

900
00:43:01,297 --> 00:43:03,247
where does that leave me?

901
00:43:04,206 --> 00:43:05,624
I don't know.

902
00:43:07,130 --> 00:43:09,473
I think that you should go.

903
00:43:38,340 --> 00:43:39,925
You okay?

904
00:43:41,153 --> 00:43:43,630
Yeah, he usually doesn't
speak to me that way.

905
00:43:43,655 --> 00:43:46,515
He's... normally very kind.

906
00:43:47,070 --> 00:43:48,984
Oh, honey.

907
00:43:56,474 --> 00:44:00,019
Well, I hope his wife
appreciates how lucky she is.

908
00:44:03,224 --> 00:44:05,476
I'm not sure she's that lucky.

909
00:44:09,500 --> 00:44:10,939
KARL: So...

910
00:44:10,964 --> 00:44:12,716
Tommy Harte.

911
00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:14,750
I know he's a bit young...

912
00:44:14,775 --> 00:44:18,023
A bit? When I met him, he was eight.

913
00:44:18,048 --> 00:44:19,758
And you were heterosexual.

914
00:44:19,783 --> 00:44:22,765
And now this child is your lover?

915
00:44:22,790 --> 00:44:24,609
Who knew there was such a fine line

916
00:44:24,634 --> 00:44:26,553
between adultery and day care?

917
00:44:26,578 --> 00:44:29,133
Bugger off, Karl.
You have no right to judge me.

918
00:44:29,158 --> 00:44:31,843
I'm not judging you, I'm just teasing.

919
00:44:32,097 --> 00:44:35,314
If anything, I'm happy for us. Drink?

920
00:44:35,339 --> 00:44:38,258
Brandy. What do you mean
you're happy for us?

921
00:44:38,283 --> 00:44:40,156
Well, don't you see?

922
00:44:40,438 --> 00:44:42,504
We don't need to get a divorce.

923
00:44:42,773 --> 00:44:46,031
We have stumbled into
the perfect arrangement.

924
00:44:46,433 --> 00:44:48,678
You will have your lovers
and I will have mine,

925
00:44:48,703 --> 00:44:51,830
and then we will come home
to sparkling conversation.

926
00:44:52,218 --> 00:44:53,649
It's very European.

927
00:44:54,187 --> 00:44:56,820
It doesn't bother you that I'm
having sex with someone else?

928
00:44:56,845 --> 00:44:58,722
Darling, I'm gay.

929
00:44:58,747 --> 00:45:03,311
Look, for me, sex with a woman
is like emptying the dishwasher.

930
00:45:03,336 --> 00:45:04,399
I mean, I'll do it if I'm asked,

931
00:45:04,423 --> 00:45:07,054
but if someone else volunteers,
I won't complain.

932
00:45:10,762 --> 00:45:13,773
Oh. You know I love this shirt.

933
00:45:14,044 --> 00:45:15,914
You might've asked for vodka.

934
00:45:16,588 --> 00:45:18,966
I don't understand.
How can you not be jealous?

935
00:45:18,991 --> 00:45:22,370
Sorry, wait, you want me to
be jealous of Tommy Harte?

936
00:45:23,492 --> 00:45:24,859
He's jealous of you!

937
00:45:24,884 --> 00:45:26,890
So he should be. I'm the husband.

938
00:45:26,915 --> 00:45:27,961
Not for long.

939
00:45:27,986 --> 00:45:30,672
Oh, what are you gonna do,
divorce me and marry Tommy?

940
00:45:30,697 --> 00:45:33,422
- Maybe I will.
- Oh, good. Well, I'll get you a gift.

941
00:45:33,578 --> 00:45:36,024
Where will you be registered?
Fisher-Price?

942
00:45:37,031 --> 00:45:39,319
Everything is not a joke, Karl.

943
00:45:39,461 --> 00:45:41,273
You're not being funny,
you're being cruel.

944
00:45:41,298 --> 00:45:43,179
Oh, darling, I'm not trying to be cruel.

945
00:45:43,204 --> 00:45:45,101
- I love you.
- No, you don't!

946
00:45:46,367 --> 00:45:47,995
Not the way I need.

947
00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:49,772
I want a man who loves me so much

948
00:45:49,797 --> 00:45:52,759
that he would kill another man
if I slept with someone else.

949
00:45:54,118 --> 00:45:56,562
And I'm never gonna get
that from you, am I?

950
00:45:57,758 --> 00:45:59,339
No.

951
00:46:03,653 --> 00:46:05,863
But you're my best friend.

952
00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:07,679
It's not enough.

953
00:46:11,284 --> 00:46:13,093
(DOOR CLOSES)

954
00:46:14,141 --> 00:46:16,185
(CELL PHONE BUZZES)

955
00:46:20,777 --> 00:46:22,821
(WHISPERS): Shit.

956
00:46:27,343 --> 00:46:29,312
Yeah? Hey, babe.

957
00:46:29,337 --> 00:46:32,298
Hey. Why are you whispering?

958
00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:35,726
Oh, I was just, I was writing,
so, you know... (COUGHS)

959
00:46:35,751 --> 00:46:38,395
... takes me a minute to get out
of the "in my head" voice

960
00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:40,714
and back into the "out loud" voice.

961
00:46:40,739 --> 00:46:43,534
<i>- How did everything go?
- Oh, the conference was great,</i>

962
00:46:43,559 --> 00:46:47,480
and my sisters...
are my sisters. (LAUGHS)

963
00:46:47,505 --> 00:46:48,790
<i>- Yeah.
- Look, if you're working,</i>

964
00:46:48,814 --> 00:46:49,961
<i>I don't want to stop you.</i>

965
00:46:49,986 --> 00:46:52,906
Um, is Jade up? I can talk to her.

966
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:55,298
Uh...

967
00:46:56,393 --> 00:46:58,812
I- I-I think she's walking the dog.

968
00:47:02,829 --> 00:47:05,072
It's a little late for that, no?

969
00:47:05,782 --> 00:47:07,690
Yeah, but, you know... (CHUCKLES)

970
00:47:07,715 --> 00:47:09,592
dog can't tell time, so...

971
00:47:10,556 --> 00:47:12,118
(CHUCKLES)

972
00:47:15,390 --> 00:47:18,435
I'm, uh... I'm glad you checked in.

973
00:47:18,798 --> 00:47:21,985
Yeah. Um, I love you.

974
00:47:22,010 --> 00:47:23,446
I love you, too.

975
00:47:26,030 --> 00:47:27,767
(SIGHS)

976
00:47:27,792 --> 00:47:34,792
♪♪

977
00:47:44,366 --> 00:47:46,610
(SNORING LIGHTLY)