1 00:00:09,052 --> 00:00:10,097 Previously onWhy Women Kill... 2 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,621 I have a date.With your married man. 3 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:13,622 It's at this really fancy nightclub. 4 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:15,711 He's taking you out. 5 00:00:15,754 --> 00:00:17,887 In public. 6 00:00:17,930 --> 00:00:19,889 I thought Rob was taking her to the club tonight. 7 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:22,761 Do you honestly think I'm going to let that happen? 8 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:23,980 Listen, when you were in my office earlier, 9 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,808 did you happen to move any papers? 10 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:27,940 I know better than to touch your things. 11 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:29,507 I'll have to stay late and redo it. 12 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:33,381 APRIL: Would you like to come with me to the club tonight? 13 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:34,382 Rob canceled on me. 14 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:35,687 I love music. 15 00:00:35,731 --> 00:00:37,994 I used to play the piano.Do you still play? 16 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,736 My husband... didn't care for my playing. 17 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:43,043 Oh, honey. Your husband's dead. 18 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:45,654 Don't you think it's time you stopped listening to him? 19 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,484 Honey! 20 00:00:49,527 --> 00:00:51,312 TOMMY: Maybe when Mr. Grove moves out, 21 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:52,313 we could start doing this in your bed. 22 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:53,662 He won't be leaving 23 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:55,316 until after my daughter's wedding. 24 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:57,318 Well, it-- Whoa, whoa, whoa. 25 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:58,623 That's two months away. 26 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:00,625 She gave me her hand in marriage. 27 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:02,627 SIMONE: Karl...KARL: And I'm never going 28 00:01:02,671 --> 00:01:04,716 to let it go. Oh! 29 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,848 KARL: Bloody hell! 30 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:07,110 I got fired. 31 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:08,372 I'm not surprised. 32 00:01:08,416 --> 00:01:09,678 Simone... One day, 33 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:10,679 I will divorce Karl, 34 00:01:10,722 --> 00:01:11,984 but I will never hate him. 35 00:01:12,028 --> 00:01:13,116 Where does that leave me? 36 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,726 In the back of a van, 37 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,119 having a marvelous time. 38 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:17,642 Van came with the job, so... 39 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:19,122 We'll figure it out. 40 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,993 I'm not worried about Duke anymore. 41 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:22,691 He stopped texting me. 42 00:01:22,734 --> 00:01:23,953 ELI: So what's his deal? 43 00:01:23,996 --> 00:01:25,302 Is he crazy? A little. 44 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:26,912 He was always accusing me of cheating on him. 45 00:01:26,956 --> 00:01:28,653 Come with us to Venice tomorrow. 46 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:31,439 Oh, my God!Tomorrow? Really? 47 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:33,876 Are you going to Venice?I don't know yet. 48 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:35,356 ELI: I asked you, 49 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:36,661 before, if you were in love with her. 50 00:01:36,705 --> 00:01:39,360 Jade is the only thing in my life that is easy. 51 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:40,404 Live with us. 52 00:01:40,448 --> 00:01:42,014 Be with us. 53 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:43,581 You just got home. 54 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:56,551 ♪ L is for the way you look 55 00:01:56,594 --> 00:01:59,380 ♪ At me 56 00:01:59,423 --> 00:02:03,732 ♪ O is for the only one 57 00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:06,735 ♪ I see 58 00:02:06,778 --> 00:02:09,041 ♪ V is very, very 59 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:11,696 ♪ Extraordinary 60 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:15,787 ♪ E is even more than anyone 61 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:18,181 ♪ That you adore can 62 00:02:18,225 --> 00:02:20,662 ♪ Love is all 63 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:24,405 ♪ That I can give to you 64 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,146 ♪ Love is more 65 00:02:26,189 --> 00:02:30,498 ♪ Than just a game for two 66 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:33,631 ♪ Two in love can make it 67 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:36,765 ♪ Take my heart and please don't break it ♪ 68 00:02:36,808 --> 00:02:39,420 ♪ Love was made 69 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:42,553 ♪ For me and you... 70 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:02,094 The purpose of an autopsy is to provide clarity. 71 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:04,967 How did the victim die? 72 00:03:05,010 --> 00:03:08,797 Was death the result of a gunshot? 73 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,669 Stabbing? 74 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:15,978 Poison? 75 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:19,590 How someone is killed is easy to understand. 76 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:23,855 Why it happened, that's never so simple. 77 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:28,730 But it always begins with a choice. 78 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:31,080 It might be a decision 79 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:34,736 to conduct a tawdry affair. 80 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:38,522 A plan to keep secrets from a loved one. 81 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:42,178 Or an agreement 82 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:46,748 to bring a stranger into your bed. 83 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:51,622 Yes. People make all sorts of questionable choices. 84 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:56,061 Of course, that's what keeps me in business. 85 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,768 Our waitress is giving me odd looks. 86 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:09,161 You're wearing sunglasses indoors, at night. 87 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:12,077 I think she recognizes me.I don't even recognize you 88 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:14,254 and we've had sex ten times. 89 00:04:14,297 --> 00:04:15,516 Lower your voice.Relax. 90 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:17,909 Nobody here recognizes you. 91 00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:20,782 Let me see your eyes. 92 00:04:24,568 --> 00:04:27,789 So, I got you a present. 93 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:30,531 Jewelry? 94 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:32,576 You shouldn't have. 95 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:38,887 It's called a Swatch. 96 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:40,628 And... 97 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,238 it's waterproof. 98 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,197 Oh, so it's safe from my tears of joy. 99 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:48,549 I wanted to do something special. 100 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:49,898 It's our first date. 101 00:04:49,941 --> 00:04:52,553 I mean, outside of the van. 102 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,990 I'm not sure I'd call it a date. 103 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:58,123 Why not? We're at a table, and there's food. 104 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:03,041 I wouldn't call it food, either. 105 00:05:03,085 --> 00:05:04,913 You don't make it very easy to be your boyfriend. 106 00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:06,349 Boyfriend? 107 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:08,612 Ah, another word you don't like. 108 00:05:08,656 --> 00:05:11,746 It's just not how I would describe you. 109 00:05:11,789 --> 00:05:13,748 What would you call me, then? 110 00:05:13,791 --> 00:05:17,099 Your lover? Why do you need 111 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:18,361 a job title? 112 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:20,755 What's wrong with "Tommy"? 113 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:24,933 Are you gonna put it on? 114 00:05:24,976 --> 00:05:27,109 Why would I do that? 115 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:29,894 Because it's a gift, and I'm asking you to. 116 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:31,635 Oh, for God's sake. 117 00:05:31,679 --> 00:05:33,376 What's wrong? 118 00:05:33,420 --> 00:05:35,247 Am-am I embarrassing you? 119 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:37,032 Shh. Shush. Sit down. 120 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:38,860 Oh, I'm sorry. Next time, I'll buy you a gift 121 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,775 that you'll actually wear on a date with me, 122 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:42,733 like a ski mask. 123 00:05:42,777 --> 00:05:44,126 Tommy. 124 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:46,302 Uh, what did I do now? 125 00:05:50,915 --> 00:05:52,308 Can I get you anything else to eat? 126 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,877 Oh, God, no. The food is dreadful here. 127 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:57,966 And he's too young for you, 128 00:05:58,009 --> 00:06:00,316 while we're offering unsolicited opinions. 129 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,985 Sheila. What can I do for you? 130 00:06:17,028 --> 00:06:18,639 I have no food in my house, 131 00:06:18,682 --> 00:06:21,076 and my kids are starting to make some real ugly threats. 132 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:22,991 Maybe I can find a jar of peanut butter. 133 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:25,385 That's more than they deserve. 134 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:29,301 What's with the skates? 135 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:31,652 BETH ANN: They're cute, huh? Rob bought them for me 136 00:06:31,695 --> 00:06:32,914 on our first date. 137 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:34,176 He took me to Happytime Roller Rink. 138 00:06:34,219 --> 00:06:35,743 So why are you digging them up now? 139 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:38,746 I'm going skating later today, with April. 140 00:06:38,789 --> 00:06:40,835 The waitress?Oh, yes. 141 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:43,359 Last week, we went to an Andy Warhol exhibit. 142 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,187 Next week, she's going to teach me to surf. 143 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:48,973 Can you imagine? Me, surfing? 144 00:06:49,017 --> 00:06:50,845 I thought the plan was to gain the girl's trust 145 00:06:50,888 --> 00:06:53,108 and convince her to end the affair. 146 00:06:53,151 --> 00:06:54,762 That's what I'm doing. 147 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,764 You sure? 'Cause it sounds like 148 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:58,287 the two of you are becoming close. 149 00:06:58,330 --> 00:07:00,463 Well, maybe a little. 150 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:02,987 April is very sweet. 151 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,989 She's so free-spirited. 152 00:07:05,033 --> 00:07:07,383 You wouldn't believe the fun we have together. 153 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,298 Mm-hmm. She sounds nice. 154 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:11,692 For a girl who's sleeping with your husband. 155 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,433 I know it's odd, but I like her. 156 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,347 I can't help it. 157 00:07:15,391 --> 00:07:17,698 What's wrong with her being a friend? 158 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,700 Nothing. 159 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:22,746 As long as you don't forget she's also the enemy. 160 00:07:28,099 --> 00:07:32,800 Okay. Well, how about, uh, you know, classic "she's our lover"? 161 00:07:32,843 --> 00:07:34,932 Oof. That is too sexual. 162 00:07:34,976 --> 00:07:38,806 Yeah? All right. Um, our "special friend"? 163 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:41,069 That makes me sound slow. 164 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:47,075 All right. Uh, she's the third prong of our throuple. 165 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:49,207 Ugh. Barf. 166 00:07:49,251 --> 00:07:50,731 Well, now that Jade's gonna live with us, 167 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:51,993 we got to have some way to introduce her. 168 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:57,433 Well, why don't we just say she's family? 169 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:00,262 Aww. I love that.ELI: Yeah. 170 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:03,221 That's nice. 171 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:05,397 TAYLOR: Wait. 172 00:08:05,441 --> 00:08:07,399 Jade, does that look like Duke's truck to you? 173 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:10,054 Oh, shit. 174 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:13,971 Wait, like, like, scary ex Duke? 175 00:08:14,015 --> 00:08:15,538 Did you tell him you were staying here? 176 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:18,236 No. I didn't tell anyone. 177 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,238 Oh, God. He's getting out the car. 178 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:21,370 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck...Okay, it's okay, it's okay. 179 00:08:21,413 --> 00:08:22,458 Okay, all right, all right. 180 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,155 Look, don't worry. It's gonna be okay. 181 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:26,288 I got this.Wait, what do you mean, you got this? 182 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,811 I'm gonna talk to him. You know? 183 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:28,943 Man to man.No. Eli... 184 00:08:28,986 --> 00:08:30,161 No-- don't-- E... 185 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:32,990 Oh, that's not good. Okay. 186 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:34,949 Can I help you? 187 00:08:34,992 --> 00:08:36,341 Yeah, I'm looking for my girlfriend. 188 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:38,256 A guy told me that she's staying here. 189 00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,476 Oh. Uh, who's your girlfriend? 190 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,477 Jade. 191 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,000 Jade. 192 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:44,567 Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade, Jade... 193 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:45,916 No-- Jade who? 194 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,265 She's in that window, man. 195 00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,792 Oh, Jade. Right. Yeah.Yeah. 196 00:08:51,835 --> 00:08:53,968 I need to talk to her.Oh, okay. Well, uh, the thing is, 197 00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,883 she's not really available right now, so...Yeah, I think she is. 198 00:08:55,926 --> 00:08:57,406 Yep. 199 00:08:57,449 --> 00:08:59,364 Oh, shit. 200 00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:00,975 All right, look-- look, man. 201 00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:02,498 I don't want to get physical with you, okay? 202 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,500 You're right. You don't. 203 00:09:05,849 --> 00:09:07,503 What do you think you're doing? 204 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,897 You must be the fuck buddy. 205 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:12,987 And you must be Duke, the two-time felon. 206 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:15,293 Those were both felonies, right? 207 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:17,861 So if I were to call the cops and they came here 208 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:20,037 to see you committing a third assault, 209 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:22,213 that sounds like three strikes to me. 210 00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:27,958 This is the part where you walk away to avoid going to prison. 211 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,005 Tell Jade I'll be in touch. 212 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:40,231 You know, that was unnecessary. 213 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:42,146 I had it under control. 214 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,932 Honey, it was a team effort.I know. 215 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:46,629 Thank you so much. 216 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,370 I was so freaked out. 217 00:09:48,413 --> 00:09:51,068 Aww.Oh... 218 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:52,287 You're my hero. 219 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:53,854 Jade, I'm not your hero. 220 00:09:53,897 --> 00:09:56,073 I just, I'm-- want to make sure you're okay. 221 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,344 Ooh, we should invite the Prescotts to the wedding. 222 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,694 Must we? 223 00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:09,391 Well, I can't stand them, either, 224 00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,654 but they spent $10,000 at the gallery last year. 225 00:10:11,698 --> 00:10:13,482 Just put them on the maybe list. 226 00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,789 Another maybe? Amy will be here in an hour. 227 00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:18,356 We promised we'd have the guest list done. 228 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,011 What about the... Randalls? 229 00:10:21,055 --> 00:10:23,013 Absolutely not. I despise them. 230 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:25,973 Since when? We went to their son's wedding a month ago. 231 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:28,453 And never got a thank you note for the candy dish. 232 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:30,542 That's awfully petty.I agree. 233 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,414 How hard is it to write a simple note? 234 00:10:32,457 --> 00:10:34,372 I meant you. 235 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,678 What is going on? 236 00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,549 What do you mean, "going on"? 237 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:41,118 You've been in a foul mood ever since you came home last night. 238 00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:43,381 What could it be? 239 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:46,950 Hmm. I broke a nail? No, that's not it. 240 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:49,126 My husband sleeps with men? No, couldn't be that. 241 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,389 Fine. Don't tell me. 242 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:54,784 Look, we have prepaid the caterer for 400 guests. 243 00:10:54,828 --> 00:10:56,568 If we don't finish our list, 244 00:10:56,612 --> 00:10:59,876 then Brad's family will invite more rubes from Oklahoma, 245 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,400 and the entire wedding will turn into a hoedown. 246 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:05,055 Do they have hoedowns in Oklahoma? 247 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,578 Oh, well, they do in the musical. 248 00:11:06,622 --> 00:11:07,928 First number of act two. 249 00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:11,409 How did I not know what I was getting with you? 250 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:12,715 What? 251 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:16,023 Oh, Amy, you're early. 252 00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,547 We haven't quite finished the guest list yet. 253 00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:21,071 Brad slept with his ex-girlfriend. 254 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:24,118 The wedding's off. I require wine. 255 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:30,428 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... ♪ 256 00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:32,430 Watch out, watch ou-- watch out! 257 00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:35,433 ♪ Poetry in motion 258 00:11:39,481 --> 00:11:41,657 ♪ A wave out on the ocean 259 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,182 ♪ Could never move that way... 260 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,837 That was a blast. 261 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:51,841 Can I just say, every day I spend with you 262 00:11:51,885 --> 00:11:53,974 feels like an adventure. 263 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,932 We do have fun together, don't we? 264 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,847 To be honest, 265 00:11:57,891 --> 00:12:00,241 I've been feeling a little lonely in L.A. 266 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,200 I know how you feel. 267 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:07,639 It's nice to have a real girlfriend out here. 268 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:12,166 Well, it's getting late. I should go. 269 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:15,909 Wait, do you think you have time for one more adventure tonight? 270 00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,780 I suppose. 271 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,043 Okay. 272 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,175 April? 273 00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,829 What are you up to? 274 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,661 Go ahead. Try one. 275 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:32,969 Brownies? How are they an adventure? 276 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:35,058 My recipe calls for a special ingredient. 277 00:12:35,102 --> 00:12:37,800 Like what? Grass. 278 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,237 From your lawn? 279 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:43,806 No, I'm talking about pot. 280 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,982 You know, marijuana? 281 00:12:46,026 --> 00:12:48,985 You mean reefer? 282 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,988 Oh. Look, it's not a big deal. 283 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,163 Lots of people do it. 284 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,209 Criminals. Musicians. 285 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,863 Please don't be angry. 286 00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,995 You are a good girl. How could you do such a thing? 287 00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,041 Rob wanted to. 288 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,828 Your married man? 289 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,090 Yeah. 290 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:10,528 That stuns me. 291 00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,879 Given how you've described him. 292 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:14,532 He can be such a square. 293 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:16,883 I think he was just looking for a way to cut loose. 294 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,841 Oh. 295 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,584 Look, I really didn't mean to offend you. 296 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:26,806 I'm fine. It's just something I wasn't expecting. 297 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:30,592 So are we friends again? 298 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,770 Great. I'll go put these away. 299 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,119 Wait. Hmm? 300 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,736 Oh, what the heck. 301 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,008 But how did you find out?I've had my suspicions 302 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,880 for a while, and then Brad finally admitted 303 00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,577 that he's been lying to me about Cindy 304 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:01,057 the whole time we've been engaged. 305 00:14:01,101 --> 00:14:02,885 I know so many whores named Cindy. 306 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:06,715 And did I mention she's fat? 140 pounds if she's an ounce. 307 00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,761 Oh, 140, where did he find her, a carnival? 308 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,763 You know, darling, it's not even noon yet. 309 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,983 My fiancé fucked a beluga whale. 310 00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:15,593 Can I please get some support here? 311 00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,682 I'm sorry. 312 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:21,121 Uh, so he's been sleeping with Cindy this whole time? 313 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,774 No, I didn't say that. 314 00:14:22,818 --> 00:14:24,776 I'm confused. 315 00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:26,996 He's been lying the whole time. 316 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,085 They hooked up that weekend you took me to Hawaii. 317 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,870 Hang on, that was two years ago. 318 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,262 Were you and Brad even engaged yet? 319 00:14:32,306 --> 00:14:34,612 No, but we were together. 320 00:14:34,656 --> 00:14:36,614 Mm, off and on. 321 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,790 Okay, Brad hadn't proposed yet, 322 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,227 but we both knew he was going to. 323 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,619 Exactly. 324 00:14:41,663 --> 00:14:42,925 Yeah, or at least I knew. 325 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,622 Well, maybe you should've told him. 326 00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:46,102 I can't believe you're taking Brad's side. 327 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,625 I'm just saying 328 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:50,019 the situation is not quite so cut and dried. 329 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:53,631 Brad is a good man. You might consider forgiveness. 330 00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:55,982 Forgiveness? 331 00:14:56,025 --> 00:14:58,201 Boy, did you marry into the wrong family. 332 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,944 I'm going to my room. 333 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,685 Darling, I know you're upset, 334 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:07,297 but when you drink without a glass, Brad wins. 335 00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,345 Mmm. 336 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,740 I don't think it's working. 337 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:18,134 Takes a while to kick in. 338 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:21,094 I hope I recognize the sensation. 339 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,052 I'd hate to be high and miss it. 340 00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:26,316 Trust me, you'll know. 341 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,885 Hey, want to order in Chinese food and listen to records? 342 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,148 Aren't you having dinner with your married man tonight? 343 00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,716 That's tomorrow. Tonight, Rob has plans with his wife. 344 00:15:37,023 --> 00:15:38,198 What? 345 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,982 I don't know. It's been planned for weeks. 346 00:15:40,026 --> 00:15:41,244 Some dinner party with his boss. 347 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,901 Wednesday! 348 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,772 Today is Wednesday. 349 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,035 Yeah. Why? 350 00:15:49,078 --> 00:15:51,689 I was supposed to 351 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,344 feed my neighbor's cat on Monday. 352 00:15:54,388 --> 00:15:56,433 Oh! Poor Mittens. 353 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,087 I should go. 354 00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,698 Damn it! Where's my other skate? 355 00:16:00,742 --> 00:16:03,701 It's under your armpit.Oh, yes. 356 00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:07,227 Well, thank you for the reefer. 357 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,011 Yeah. 358 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:32,904 Where have you been? 359 00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,863 We need to leave in five minutes. 360 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:37,953 I know, I know. 361 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,824 Were you roller skating? 362 00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:09,202 Whoa. 363 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:14,120 Come on. We have to go now. 364 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,267 Let's go over a few things. 365 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,791 When he's out of the office, my boss likes to be called Hal. 366 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,097 His wife is Vivian. 367 00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:37,230 Vivian. 368 00:17:37,273 --> 00:17:39,101 Dale and Gretchen Clark will be there. He's tall. 369 00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:42,800 She's brunette. Pamela and Joe, they'll be the old ones. 370 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:45,890 And Myron Paul is coming, he'll be the short one. 371 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,457 Myron is short. 372 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:50,243 The guest of honor is Mr. Tashiro from Japan. 373 00:17:50,286 --> 00:17:51,983 Should be obvious who he is. 374 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:55,509 Why? 375 00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,554 Is that a joke? 376 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:01,428 Sure. 377 00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:12,830 JADE: Duke, please, I've apologized, like, 20 times. 378 00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:16,138 What? Please, I'm begging you, 379 00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,487 please, don't hurt her. 380 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:20,403 Duke! Duke, please. 381 00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:23,493 What is wrong with you? 382 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,235 She's just a baby! Duke! 383 00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,846 Hello? 384 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:31,545 Oh, my God.Jade, what's going on? 385 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:32,981 Duke is gonna kill Teacup. 386 00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:34,417 Teacup? 387 00:18:34,461 --> 00:18:36,463 Our dog. He says if I don't meet with him, 388 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:37,855 he's gonna put her down. 389 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,336 Holy shit. 390 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,469 He can't do that, right?TAYLOR: Legally? 391 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:44,471 I'm honestly not sure. 392 00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,516 You don't think he'd hurt his own dog, do you? 393 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,171 He went to prison for choking his accountant. 394 00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,913 My dad's an accountant. 395 00:18:51,956 --> 00:18:53,175 I have to go over there. 396 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,177 I love that dog. 397 00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:56,874 Jade, it's too dangerous. 398 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,398 I don't care. I have to save Teacup. 399 00:18:58,441 --> 00:19:00,051 Fine, fine, 400 00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:01,618 but you're not going alone. I will go with you, okay? 401 00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,098 Okay. Okay. 402 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,448 Thank you, thank you.Yes, of course. 403 00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,102 Whoa, whoa. 404 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,582 What about me? 405 00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:11,498 I-I'm just saying, you know, two's good, 406 00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:12,890 three's better, right? 407 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:14,936 Oh, yeah. Okay. 408 00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:16,677 All right. 409 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,218 Oh. 410 00:19:36,262 --> 00:19:38,525 If that's Brad, I'm not here. 411 00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:41,484 Hello? Ah, good morning, Brad. 412 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,094 I'm not here! 413 00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:44,661 Yes, actually, Amy's... 414 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,228 Okay, yes, you heard that. 415 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,447 Good! 416 00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:50,276 Look, I-I really couldn't say, Brad. 417 00:19:50,319 --> 00:19:52,452 I mean, you know women. 418 00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:54,062 Oh, I know. 419 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,498 Tell me about it. 420 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,239 Stop talking to him. 421 00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,241 Oh, no, if anything, worse. 422 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,069 No, I know it's ridiculous, but... 423 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,114 Give me that. 424 00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:07,293 Right, well, uh, I'm off to the gallery. 425 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:10,557 I'd love to start the day with a kiss. 426 00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:12,123 Mm. Ask the gardener. 427 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:15,083 Oh, I won't make that mistake twice.Hmm. 428 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:38,280 Tommy! I was up 429 00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,847 all night thinking about our date, 430 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,284 and I-I was super upset, but I should not have walked out, 431 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,981 and I am sorry.Are you crazy? 432 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,156 You can't come to my house with flowers. 433 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,506 I waited for Karl to leave. 434 00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,377 Well, he's not the only one who could see you. 435 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:50,988 You have to go now.But, wait, at least take the flowers. 436 00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,425 No! If you won't accept a simple gift, 437 00:20:52,468 --> 00:20:53,991 then what does that say about our future? 438 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,993 We have no future.Are you breaking up with me? 439 00:20:56,037 --> 00:20:56,994 Yes, it's over. Now go. 440 00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:58,518 Tommy Harte? 441 00:20:58,561 --> 00:21:02,217 Amy? 442 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:05,002 I haven't seen you since last Christmas. 443 00:21:05,046 --> 00:21:07,527 Yes, it's been a while. 444 00:21:07,570 --> 00:21:11,052 Hi. So who are the flowers for? 445 00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:16,013 They're for you, of course. 446 00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:19,060 For me? How did you know I was here? 447 00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,759 What a good question. 448 00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:26,328 Well, I called Naomi 449 00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:28,199 to tell her the wedding was off, 450 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,201 and she shared the bad news with Tommy, 451 00:21:30,245 --> 00:21:33,596 and then he brought you this lovely bouquet. 452 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:35,598 That's so sweet. 453 00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:38,166 You're welcome. 454 00:21:38,209 --> 00:21:39,559 Tommy, you should really go. 455 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:42,388 Amy and I have million things to do today. 456 00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:44,477 I'll just put these in your room. 457 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,740 Well, it was very nice to see you, Amy. 458 00:21:46,783 --> 00:21:48,394 Tommy, are you free tonight? 459 00:21:50,526 --> 00:21:52,659 I don't know if you're seeing anyone these days, 460 00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:55,096 but I could really use some cheering up. 461 00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:02,364 Well, I was seeing someone, 462 00:22:02,408 --> 00:22:05,759 but, uh, she recently broke up with me. 463 00:22:07,630 --> 00:22:10,633 Amy! You can't go out tonight. 464 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,505 We have to let people know the wedding's off. 465 00:22:12,548 --> 00:22:14,115 So there are calls to make. 466 00:22:14,158 --> 00:22:15,290 I'll make them tomorrow. 467 00:22:16,596 --> 00:22:18,685 So I'll see you at Herberto's, 7:00? 468 00:22:18,728 --> 00:22:20,513 We can console each other. 469 00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:23,516 That'll be nice. 470 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:24,691 Goodbye, Mrs. Grove. 471 00:22:28,695 --> 00:22:32,351 Amy, what could you possibly be thinking? 472 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,265 Well, I'm thinking I'm going to have 473 00:22:34,309 --> 00:22:36,224 revenge sex with Tommy Harte. 474 00:22:36,267 --> 00:22:39,836 Well, uh... you can't do that. 475 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,403 He's not even your type. 476 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:42,578 I know he's a little young, 477 00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:44,754 but he's gotta learn from someone. 478 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,337 MAN: So you're-you're telling me that this took four hours? 479 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,425 WOMAN: Well, yes. 480 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:04,687 MAN: That's very impressive. 481 00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:05,688 MAN 2: That was the quick version. 482 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,126 Oh, there they are. Hey. 483 00:23:09,170 --> 00:23:11,955 We were just about to send out a search party. 484 00:23:11,999 --> 00:23:15,089 So sorry. It takes Beth Ann a while to get dressed.Yes. 485 00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:16,830 So I recall. 486 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:22,226 This is my wife Vivian. 487 00:23:22,270 --> 00:23:24,751 It is so lovely to meet you, Beth Ann. 488 00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:29,146 And I want to introduce you to Gretchen and Dale Clarkson, 489 00:23:29,190 --> 00:23:30,713 and Pamela and Joe Kensington.Hi. 490 00:23:30,757 --> 00:23:34,282 Where's Myron? 491 00:23:34,325 --> 00:23:36,371 Oh, Myron had to cancel.Oh. 492 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:38,025 Oh, here's our guest of honor. 493 00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:40,027 This is the young executive I was telling you about. 494 00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:41,724 Robert Stanton.Sir, it's an honor. 495 00:23:41,768 --> 00:23:44,727 I've heard a lot of wonderful things about your work. 496 00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:46,425 I hope I live up to your expectation. 497 00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,993 So Myron's not here? 498 00:23:50,037 --> 00:23:52,256 Uh, no. 499 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,954 MAID: Dinner is served. 500 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:56,043 Shall we?Thank goodness. Yes. 501 00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:58,741 GRETCHEN: Thank you. I'm starving. 502 00:23:58,785 --> 00:24:00,308 What is your name? 503 00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:02,484 Beth Ann. 504 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:05,226 You must be Tashiro. 505 00:24:05,269 --> 00:24:07,358 I am. 506 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,492 You were right. 507 00:24:10,536 --> 00:24:13,974 It was obvious. 508 00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:18,369 VIVIAN: I made place cards for everyone. 509 00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:20,328 HAL: Uh, Mr. Tashiro, you'll be right here in the center. 510 00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:21,808 TASHIRO: Thank you. 511 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:26,160 Um, Beth Ann, did you find your place card? 512 00:24:28,205 --> 00:24:30,469 Honey? 513 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:34,124 Sorry, I was looking at the swan. 514 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:36,475 Do you like it? 515 00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:39,129 It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen. 516 00:24:39,173 --> 00:24:42,045 That is so sweet of you to notice. 517 00:24:42,089 --> 00:24:43,438 Most don't. 518 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,135 Rob, 519 00:24:45,179 --> 00:24:48,530 do you see this? 520 00:24:48,574 --> 00:24:51,272 It's very pretty. 521 00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,969 Now put it on your lap. 522 00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:55,494 Oh, I don't want to unfold it, it took too much work. 523 00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:57,539 HAL: It's fine, Beth Ann, I'm, uh... 524 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,062 I'm sure it's not thatdifficult. 525 00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,499 How would you know? 526 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:01,804 Sweetie, don't you, uh, 527 00:25:01,848 --> 00:25:02,979 do this at all our dinner parties? 528 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:05,286 Well, do you think that makes it easy? 529 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,549 I'm sure I could do it if I tried. 530 00:25:07,593 --> 00:25:10,944 I bet you couldn't! 531 00:25:12,293 --> 00:25:13,903 That sounds like a challenge. 532 00:25:13,947 --> 00:25:15,992 No, no, she's not challenging you. 533 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:19,430 Make a swan. I dare you. 534 00:25:19,474 --> 00:25:21,563 HAL : Well... 535 00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:24,044 ...she's feisty. You're on. 536 00:25:24,087 --> 00:25:26,394 Oh, well, this should be very interesting. 537 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:28,831 HAL: Oh, piece of cake. Come on. How would I begin? 538 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,964 I think you've got to lay it flat to start. 539 00:25:31,007 --> 00:25:33,227 Brilliant. 540 00:25:34,968 --> 00:25:36,839 HAL: The-the-the trick is in the first fold, am-am I right? 541 00:25:36,883 --> 00:25:38,580 Well, I'm not helping you.Great. 542 00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:40,582 Wait, wait, wait. Almost... 543 00:25:40,626 --> 00:25:42,845 Got it. 544 00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:43,890 VIVIAN: Keep your day job. 545 00:25:43,933 --> 00:25:45,587 Not so easy, is it? 546 00:25:45,631 --> 00:25:47,894 HAL: All right, I'm gonna get it this time. 547 00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:50,244 I'm going to get it this time. 548 00:25:50,287 --> 00:25:51,288 Honey, I dropped my fork on the floor. 549 00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:52,507 Would you get it for me? 550 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,422 Sure. 551 00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:57,294 TASHIRO: Let me try. 552 00:25:57,338 --> 00:26:01,037 What is wrong with you?Huh? 553 00:26:01,081 --> 00:26:03,126 You're acting like you're drunk. 554 00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:04,867 Am I? 555 00:26:04,911 --> 00:26:08,044 Oh, that might be the pot. 556 00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:09,611 Pot? 557 00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:12,135 That means marijuana. 558 00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:14,007 I had some before dinner. 559 00:26:14,050 --> 00:26:16,923 Where in God's name did you get marijuana? 560 00:26:16,966 --> 00:26:19,142 What's wrong? 561 00:26:19,186 --> 00:26:21,101 Am I not allowed to cut loose? 562 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:25,061 We will talk about this later.Good. 563 00:26:25,105 --> 00:26:29,588 Then you can tell me where you get your marijuana. 564 00:26:29,631 --> 00:26:31,590 What? 565 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,069 That's right. 566 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,596 I know what you've been up to. 567 00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:44,211 HAL: All right. 568 00:26:44,254 --> 00:26:45,386 It's impossible.Oh. 569 00:26:45,429 --> 00:26:46,517 I give up. 570 00:26:46,561 --> 00:26:48,998 VIVIAN: Here, here. Let me help you. 571 00:26:49,042 --> 00:26:50,434 HAL: Thank you, my dear. 572 00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:53,960 HAL: It's more like a duck. 573 00:26:58,486 --> 00:27:00,096 This is it. 574 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:02,664 Duke's place is just down the pathway. 575 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:04,231 Okay... 576 00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:05,624 let's do this. 577 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:08,409 Okay, why are you talking like that? 578 00:27:08,452 --> 00:27:09,671 Like what? 579 00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:12,282 Like the star of a low-budget action film. 580 00:27:12,326 --> 00:27:15,111 What? I'm not doing that. 581 00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:17,331 : All right, let's stay close, people. 582 00:27:20,334 --> 00:27:22,466 Here we are. 583 00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:24,381 What's the plan?Okay, 584 00:27:24,425 --> 00:27:25,948 so I'm gonna knock on the door. 585 00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:28,037 When Duke answers, I'll confront him... 586 00:27:28,081 --> 00:27:31,258 No confronting. Duke is a violent felon. 587 00:27:31,301 --> 00:27:32,476 Are you crazy? 588 00:27:33,564 --> 00:27:36,350 You brought a hammer? 589 00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:38,134 I prefer to call this "Plan B." 590 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,310 That's your plan B, aggravated assault? 591 00:27:40,354 --> 00:27:42,312 It's not assault if he hits me first. 592 00:27:42,356 --> 00:27:44,314 Oh, he will definitely hit you first. 593 00:27:44,358 --> 00:27:46,969 Great, great, anyway, 594 00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:49,580 so while we're struggling, Jade's gonna rush in, 595 00:27:49,624 --> 00:27:51,495 she's gonna grab the dog, and then we run. 596 00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:53,323 Honey, that is a stupid plan. 597 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,543 That's a bit harsh, but, okay, fine, you go. 598 00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:57,414 Here's my plan: Duke opens the door 599 00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:59,373 and I write him a massive check for the dog. 600 00:27:59,416 --> 00:28:02,593 Oh, that's good. Duke is always broke. 601 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,987 Fine. I mean, if you want to be the kind of person 602 00:28:05,031 --> 00:28:06,336 that just solves all of her problems with money. 603 00:28:06,380 --> 00:28:08,164 I very much do. 604 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:10,210 Jade, go ahead. 605 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,085 Duke! 606 00:28:16,129 --> 00:28:17,652 Oh, my God. 607 00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,523 Oh, my God. 608 00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:21,525 Oh, my God, it's Teacup. 609 00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:23,484 Honey, honey, it's okay. 610 00:28:23,527 --> 00:28:25,399 Mommy's here. 611 00:28:25,442 --> 00:28:27,401 I guess Duke's not home. 612 00:28:27,444 --> 00:28:29,272 No, no, no. No, no, no. 613 00:28:29,316 --> 00:28:31,057 He's definitely, definitely home. 614 00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,623 He doesn't go to work till 5:00. 615 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:37,063 Come on, Duke, open up. 616 00:28:40,109 --> 00:28:41,371 Okay. 617 00:28:41,415 --> 00:28:43,460 He's clearly not home. You know what? 618 00:28:43,504 --> 00:28:46,637 We'll just write him a note and we'll say that you came by 619 00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:49,553 and you are willing to make him a generous offer to buy the dog. 620 00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:52,034 W-What, w-we're just gonna leave her here? 621 00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:55,037 For now, yeah. 622 00:28:56,430 --> 00:28:58,345 Okay, I left my pen in the car. Hold on. 623 00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:02,392 I don't like this. 624 00:29:02,436 --> 00:29:04,699 I know, but, I mean, what else can we do? 625 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,745 You don't understand, if something happens to my dog, 626 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:08,572 I will fucking lose my mind. 627 00:29:08,616 --> 00:29:11,401 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.Please, please, please. 628 00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:28,070 Start the car! 629 00:29:28,114 --> 00:29:30,725 What? Oh, shit. 630 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,641 Start the car now. 631 00:29:33,684 --> 00:29:35,512 ♪ You know I got the call... 632 00:29:35,556 --> 00:29:37,384 Hey! 633 00:29:37,427 --> 00:29:38,515 ♪ You got it 634 00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:40,735 ♪ Yeah, do what you do 635 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:43,433 ♪ You unbelievable 636 00:29:43,477 --> 00:29:45,827 ♪ It's undeniable You bitch! 637 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:47,176 ♪ You unbelievable You're fucking dead! 638 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,569 ♪ It's undeniable. 639 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:57,883 Mom, have you seen my car keys? 640 00:29:57,926 --> 00:29:59,754 I'm gonna be late to meet Tommy. 641 00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:02,365 Sorry. 642 00:30:02,409 --> 00:30:04,803 I could've sworn they were in my jacket. 643 00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:07,980 What the hell? 644 00:30:08,023 --> 00:30:09,938 I'm going on a date 645 00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:11,157 and you're inviting Aunt Kay to the wedding? 646 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,941 That makes no sense. 647 00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:16,249 I know she's dull, but she's good for a gravy boat at least. 648 00:30:16,292 --> 00:30:18,164 I'm not getting married. Okay? 649 00:30:18,207 --> 00:30:20,775 I'm going to meet Tommy Harte for sex, 650 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,429 if I ever find my damn keys. 651 00:30:22,472 --> 00:30:25,214 Yes, dear. If. 652 00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:28,914 Did you hide my keys? 653 00:30:28,957 --> 00:30:30,306 Yes. 654 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:32,439 And once you've calmed down, you'll thank me. Sit. 655 00:30:32,482 --> 00:30:34,528 No! Where are my keys? 656 00:30:34,571 --> 00:30:36,269 They're not in my purse. 657 00:30:39,489 --> 00:30:41,100 I told you they weren't in there. 658 00:30:41,143 --> 00:30:43,885 Fine, keep the keys. I'll walk.In those heels, 659 00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:45,931 you won't make it past the driveway. 660 00:30:45,974 --> 00:30:48,324 I know you're upset, but if you sleep with Tommy, 661 00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:50,544 you're slamming the door on Brad forever. 662 00:30:50,587 --> 00:30:52,285 I know. That's the point. 663 00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:54,504 But you love him, and he loves you. 664 00:30:54,548 --> 00:30:56,376 The hall's booked, the caterer's been paid, 665 00:30:56,419 --> 00:30:58,117 your dress is gorgeous. 666 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,815 Why are you on Brad's side? What's changed? 667 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,904 Who got to you? 668 00:31:02,948 --> 00:31:04,950 Hello. Was it him? 669 00:31:04,993 --> 00:31:06,908 It was you. This is all your fault. 670 00:31:06,952 --> 00:31:09,476 Yes, I'm sure it is. Sorry, what are we talking about? 671 00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:13,306 Amy's decided to pay Brad back by seducing Tommy Harte. 672 00:31:13,349 --> 00:31:16,265 Tommy? Isn't he a little young for you? 673 00:31:16,309 --> 00:31:19,616 What is he, 17?He's 18 and mature for his age. 674 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,490 But that's beside the point. 675 00:31:23,533 --> 00:31:24,926 You made a promise, young lady, 676 00:31:24,970 --> 00:31:27,276 to Brad, to us, and to the Biltmore Hotel. 677 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,539 Oh, you're one to talk about promises. 678 00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:32,151 You divorced Daddy, the guy after him, 679 00:31:32,194 --> 00:31:33,848 and now with Karl sleeping 680 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:36,024 in the guest room, I'm assuming he's on his way out as well. 681 00:31:36,068 --> 00:31:38,505 Look. 682 00:31:38,548 --> 00:31:40,333 I love Brad, 683 00:31:40,376 --> 00:31:42,335 but I don't know if I can trust him, 684 00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:44,119 and I don't want to be another you. 685 00:31:45,294 --> 00:31:47,470 With three husbands by 40. 686 00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:56,871 Your keys are in the freezer. 687 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,960 Go. 688 00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:02,181 A-Amy, Amy. You're right. 689 00:32:02,224 --> 00:32:06,925 Your mother and I are sorting through some issues, 690 00:32:06,968 --> 00:32:09,449 and I'm not a perfect husband, 691 00:32:09,492 --> 00:32:11,146 and maybe Brad won't be either, 692 00:32:11,190 --> 00:32:13,583 but love is always a risk, 693 00:32:13,627 --> 00:32:16,891 and I know it's easy to think this is never going to last, 694 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,502 so why don't I end it now, but... 695 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:22,941 the chance for love doesn't come around every day. 696 00:32:22,984 --> 00:32:24,246 One must think 697 00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:27,597 long and hard before one casts it aside. 698 00:32:29,338 --> 00:32:31,993 Mm. Tommy's waiting. 699 00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:33,473 Oh, go, go. I... 700 00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:35,954 I hope you have a nice dinner. 701 00:32:43,135 --> 00:32:47,487 Do you, uh, think my pretty speech helped? 702 00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:50,969 More than you know. 703 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,276 I need to make a phone call. 704 00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:04,286 Hey, baby. 705 00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:08,247 I'm gonna take Teacup upstairs. It's nice and quiet up there. 706 00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:10,031 Yeah. She's had a stressful day. 707 00:33:10,075 --> 00:33:12,251 What you did today, 708 00:33:12,294 --> 00:33:14,949 that was the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me. 709 00:33:14,993 --> 00:33:16,733 Oh. No big deal.No. It absolutely was. 710 00:33:18,431 --> 00:33:19,606 Ow! Oh... 711 00:33:19,649 --> 00:33:21,564 Son of a bitch. 712 00:33:21,608 --> 00:33:24,132 Please hide this. Somewhere he can't find it. 713 00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:26,004 Okay. Thanks. 714 00:33:26,047 --> 00:33:27,440 Come on, Teacup. 715 00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:29,442 Oh, that's a good girl. 716 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:34,969 It's a good day, huh? 717 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,362 Is it? 718 00:33:36,405 --> 00:33:38,668 I mean, we got the dog back, didn't we? 719 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:44,457 All right. I know we might've broken the law a little bit. 720 00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:47,982 You broke the law, a lot. 721 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,636 And you made me an accomplice. 722 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:52,508 All right, yeah, but you saw how happy it made Jade, right? 723 00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:54,728 I think it was worth it.Absolutely, you're right. 724 00:33:54,771 --> 00:33:57,600 The smile on Jade's face more than makes up 725 00:33:57,644 --> 00:33:59,994 for the fact that I could be disbarred. 726 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:03,476 I'm sorry. I mean, I had to do something. 727 00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:06,522 No, you didn't. I had a plan. 728 00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:08,350 Yeah? So did I. 729 00:34:08,394 --> 00:34:09,656 Mine actually worked. 730 00:34:09,699 --> 00:34:11,266 That's not the point. 731 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:13,181 Oh, no, no, no, no. The point is that I finally do 732 00:34:13,225 --> 00:34:15,314 something right and you can't even be happy about it. 733 00:34:15,357 --> 00:34:18,099 What am I supposed to be happy about? 734 00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:20,014 For the last two years, I've been pathetic Eli 735 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,016 who-who can't finish a screenplay, 736 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,018 who can't help pay the bills. I-I get it. 737 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:26,020 You're frustrated with me. Well, guess what? 738 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,109 I'm frustrated with me, too. 739 00:34:28,153 --> 00:34:31,112 Eli, you're not pathetic.No? 740 00:34:31,156 --> 00:34:33,158 'Cause this morning, I couldn't even defend my own home. 741 00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,768 My wife had to come save me. 742 00:34:34,811 --> 00:34:36,378 'Cause I thought he was gonna beat you to a pulp. 743 00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:37,771 He probably would have. 744 00:34:37,814 --> 00:34:39,338 But the fact that you had to step in, 745 00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,209 that makes it hurt even worse. 746 00:34:43,168 --> 00:34:45,344 I was just trying to be helpful.I know. 747 00:34:45,387 --> 00:34:46,693 But sometimes, honey, 748 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,695 I just need a fucking win. 749 00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:51,524 Okay? I just want to feel like a man 750 00:34:51,567 --> 00:34:54,309 and save a dog and have that be good enough. 751 00:34:57,182 --> 00:34:58,357 You're right. 752 00:34:59,575 --> 00:35:00,794 It was a good day. 753 00:35:00,837 --> 00:35:02,317 Thank you. 754 00:35:04,493 --> 00:35:06,713 I didn't lock the door. 755 00:35:06,756 --> 00:35:08,758 Okay, all right. Call the police. 756 00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:11,631 Hey. 757 00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:13,198 Look, hey, man, l-let me just start 758 00:35:13,241 --> 00:35:14,547 by offering my... 759 00:35:15,765 --> 00:35:17,245 TAYLOR: No! 760 00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:20,553 Get off me, you bitch! 761 00:35:20,596 --> 00:35:23,730 Jade! Jade! 762 00:35:29,779 --> 00:35:31,564 Jade! 763 00:35:32,608 --> 00:35:35,350 Where the fuck is she? 764 00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:58,765 You broke my leg, you crazy bitch! 765 00:35:58,808 --> 00:36:02,769 Fuck with my family again, and I'll break the other one. 766 00:36:08,905 --> 00:36:11,386 How's your food?Excellent. 767 00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,780 Yours?Yeah, it's-it's really good. 768 00:36:13,823 --> 00:36:15,173 Good. 769 00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:19,612 So you're going to college in the fall? 770 00:36:19,655 --> 00:36:22,136 Art school.Oh, that's right. 771 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:24,138 You like to draw. 772 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:25,705 That's cute. 773 00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:28,490 Yeah. 774 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:32,190 Oh, what the hell? 775 00:36:32,233 --> 00:36:35,715 Sorry to interrupt your evening. Hello, Tommy. 776 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:37,369 Mrs. Grove. 777 00:36:37,412 --> 00:36:38,805 What are you doing here, Mom? 778 00:36:38,848 --> 00:36:40,372 I need a moment. 779 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:42,156 For what? 780 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,766 I brought someone. 781 00:36:43,810 --> 00:36:46,682 Brad would like to talk to you. 782 00:36:48,945 --> 00:36:50,686 I'm in the middle of dinner. 783 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:53,820 Well, Tommy doesn't mind. Do you? 784 00:36:53,863 --> 00:36:56,344 No. 785 00:37:02,307 --> 00:37:05,179 Simone... Don't look at me. 786 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,268 People will see. 787 00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:09,923 Okay. 788 00:37:09,966 --> 00:37:11,620 There's something I want to say. 789 00:37:11,664 --> 00:37:14,188 Look, I only went out with Amy to make you jealous. 790 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:17,844 It was a, it was dumb thing to do. I was just hurt, you know? 791 00:37:17,887 --> 00:37:20,499 Because I like you so much. 792 00:37:20,542 --> 00:37:24,242 But I was thinking that if we put a name to what 793 00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:27,419 we've been doing, then I would know how you felt about me, 794 00:37:27,462 --> 00:37:29,943 but you're not into it, so I'll-- I will back off. 795 00:37:29,986 --> 00:37:31,684 You can look at me now. 796 00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:44,262 I must really like you a lot to wear this god-awful thing. 797 00:37:49,789 --> 00:37:51,312 Well. 798 00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:53,749 I guess the wedding's back on, then. 799 00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:56,752 Oh. Apparently so. 800 00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:59,451 Back to us. Are you free Friday? 801 00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,453 Yes, ma'am. 802 00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:03,803 Don't call me ma'am. 803 00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:07,241 Yes, lover. 804 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,939 Ma'am will be fine. 805 00:38:14,553 --> 00:38:16,946 Thank you again for inviting us. Everything was lovely. 806 00:38:16,990 --> 00:38:18,992 VIVIAN: We are so glad you came. 807 00:38:19,035 --> 00:38:21,473 I can't remember the last time we laughed so hard. 808 00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:23,301 You're an absolute delight. 809 00:38:24,432 --> 00:38:26,695 I hope we see you again very soon. 810 00:38:26,739 --> 00:38:28,915 Robert, you're a lucky man, son. 811 00:38:28,958 --> 00:38:31,352 Hope you know that. 812 00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:34,399 Yes, sir. 813 00:38:35,748 --> 00:38:37,750 Good night. VIVIAN: Good night. 814 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,639 So how did you figure it out? 815 00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:08,955 Oh, crap. I left a joint in my pocket, didn't I? 816 00:39:09,999 --> 00:39:11,392 You did. 817 00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:13,916 You absolutely did. 818 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:16,441 I knew something was up. 819 00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:18,573 You've been acting strangely for weeks. 820 00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:23,317 So why did you smoke it? 821 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:26,015 To get back at me? 822 00:39:28,714 --> 00:39:30,977 Well... 823 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,371 I don't blame you. 824 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,374 I'm sorry. 825 00:39:40,726 --> 00:39:43,772 My walk on the wild side is over. 826 00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:45,383 Won't happen again. 827 00:39:59,571 --> 00:40:01,877 I have one question.What's that? 828 00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:04,053 Why did you want to try marijuana? 829 00:40:08,884 --> 00:40:11,452 I thought it would be fun to break the rules. 830 00:40:12,540 --> 00:40:14,542 Does that sound stupid? 831 00:40:16,152 --> 00:40:18,024 Not at all. 832 00:40:18,067 --> 00:40:23,029 My life feels like one of those stupid swan napkins. 833 00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:26,859 It's rigid, it's all tight folds and sharp edges. 834 00:40:26,902 --> 00:40:30,384 And people admire it, but it takes 835 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,387 so much work. 836 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:37,391 And it's goddamned exhausting. 837 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:38,914 Course it is. 838 00:40:40,916 --> 00:40:44,093 We've forgotten to find time in our life for joy. 839 00:40:44,137 --> 00:40:45,878 Joy? 840 00:40:45,921 --> 00:40:48,489 Hell, I'd settle for a few laughs now and then. 841 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:52,493 I would love to hear you laugh again. 842 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:55,453 I'd break every rule in the book for that. 843 00:40:57,585 --> 00:40:58,978 I'm starting to realize 844 00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:00,980 you're not the good little girl I thought you were. 845 00:41:02,938 --> 00:41:04,157 No, sir. 846 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,202 I'm a rebel. 847 00:41:07,595 --> 00:41:11,120 Okay. Okay. 848 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:16,082 We've got to do something, tonight. 849 00:41:16,125 --> 00:41:19,477 Something... crazy! 850 00:41:20,695 --> 00:41:22,784 Crazy and hilarious. 851 00:41:22,828 --> 00:41:25,004 But what? I mean... what can we do? What? 852 00:41:25,047 --> 00:41:28,529 : I'm actually getting excited. 853 00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,582 Rob... 854 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,067 We're being too loud. 855 00:41:45,111 --> 00:41:47,200 I thought you were a rebel. 856 00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:49,115 You're right. 857 00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:57,689 CORONER: If you visit your local morgue, 858 00:41:57,732 --> 00:42:00,518 you'll find the bodies of good people 859 00:42:00,561 --> 00:42:02,998 who made bad choices. 860 00:42:06,785 --> 00:42:11,485 Some engaged in reckless love affairs. 861 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:16,490 Some invited violent strangers into their home. 862 00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:18,753 And some kept dark secrets 863 00:42:18,797 --> 00:42:22,627 from those they loved. 864 00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:25,064 Yes, it's choices like these 865 00:42:25,107 --> 00:42:28,502 that lead to death. 866 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:32,550 And more importantly, murder. 867 00:42:39,948 --> 00:42:42,908 Captioning sponsored by CBS 868 00:42:42,951 --> 00:42:45,954 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org