1 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:18,821 So, on a scale of one to ten, 2 00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:23,448 ten being the strongest, how are we doing on the nausea? 3 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,747 I'd say about... about an eleven. 4 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,518 You have any ringing in your ears? 5 00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,412 Hm? 6 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:33,211 Any ringing or... Or buzzing of the ears? 7 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:38,296 You sound like you're underwater. 8 00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:44,139 And any tingling sensations in your fingertips or toes? 9 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,146 In my mouth. 10 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:52,109 - You have tingling in your mouth? - In my mouth. 11 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,728 Interesting. You mind if I take a peek? 12 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,736 I bet you two wish you were in group a, huh? 13 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,721 Sorry it didn't work out. 14 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,596 It's $1,750 if you do all eight days. 15 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:14,224 - It's a new policy. - New policy? Since when? 16 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,477 I was countin' on that scratch, man. 17 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,894 Sorry, kid. They're shaking things up in carpetland again. 18 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,593 The whole department's getting the squeeze. 19 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,073 It's not like the glory days at clr. 20 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,908 You know what? Fuck naltech! 21 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,119 Fuck this office! Fuck you! 22 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,252 Fuck! 23 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,519 You got a smoke? 24 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,138 Yeah, sure. 25 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:59,356 I guess we both got the boot, huh? 26 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,536 I've been waiting 30 minutes for the 151. 27 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,620 Fuckin' blows. 28 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,457 151 doesn't run on Sundays. 29 00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,622 It's Sunday? 30 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,015 You wanna come home with me? 31 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:32,136 You know, Sunday dinner. Mom always goes big. 32 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:36,060 I'll blow you too. After dinner. 33 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,817 Please don't look at me. 34 00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,695 I'm not. 35 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:37,497 Oh, Jesus Christ. This sucks. 36 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,454 What's wrong with your hair? 37 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,331 What do you mean? 38 00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,754 It's all shaved and stuff. 39 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:49,095 Hm. Don't worry about it. 40 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,431 I like his hair. 41 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,804 What? 42 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,602 I do. 43 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,280 What's your name again? 44 00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:14,371 Bill 45 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,909 do you hate me, bill? 46 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,539 Nope. 47 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,174 Good. 48 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,174 Oh, no. Come on. No, no! 49 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,409 No, no! Fuck! 50 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,719 Hit him! Hit him! 51 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:34,932 Stomp him! 52 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,346 Come on! 53 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,015 Oh, that's lousy! 54 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,230 Every year, man. I'm tellin' you... 55 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,815 I'm gonna go downstairs and shower in a few minutes. 56 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,024 Why don't you come meet me? 57 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:47,479 It's fuckin' impossible. It's impossible. 58 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:50,323 Do you like football? 59 00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,283 - They don't draft well. - No. 60 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:56,155 Can't play defense, they don't draft, they don't ski. 61 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,586 Run! 62 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:06,457 - Run, you nigger! - Run! 63 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,254 - Go, go, go! - Run, yeah! 64 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,594 - There it is! - Woohoo! 65 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,702 Ah! That was awesome. 66 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,295 Did you see that shit? 67 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,040 That was awesome! 68 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,839 So you really like my hair? 69 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:56,431 Or are you just making conversation? 70 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,559 Oh, yeah! 71 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:11,025 Come on. Dance with me. 72 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,863 J I met you on a springtime day 73 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,029 - & you were mindin'... - Yeah? 74 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:20,030 J and I was mindin' mine, too... 75 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,283 - Watch this. - J lady, when you looked my way 76 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,706 j I had a strange sensation 77 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:29,627 j and, darlin', that's when I knew 78 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:33,343 j that it's sad to belong to someone else 79 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,133 j when the right one comes along 80 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,266 j yes, it's sad... 81 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:40,509 I'm really glad you came to dinner. 82 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,432 J when the right one comes along 83 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,897 j oh, I wake up in the night 84 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,521 j and I reached beside me 85 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:57,196 j hopin' you will be there... & 86 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,818 mom! 87 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,742 What the fuck are you doing? 88 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,207 Why? Goddamn it! I hate youl! 89 00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,075 I hate you! 90 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,170 What the fuck is goin' on? 91 00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,880 He was taking advantage of me. 92 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,673 She's tellin' stories, bill. 93 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:16,920 That's the sauce talkin'. 94 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,890 Get the fuck out of my house, pervert. 95 00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,682 Get out! 96 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,551 Oh, I'll kill him, daddy. 97 00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,848 Get him! 98 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,819 Where you gonna go, motherfucker? 99 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,529 You little pervert punk! 100 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,197 Oh, shit! 101 00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,788 My food! 102 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,910 No! My window! You asshole! 103 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,791 You smashed my bay window! 104 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,755 He smashed our bay window! 105 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:53,884 Let's get him. 106 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,210 No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Now watch the glass, bobber. 107 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,506 Call the cops! 108 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,812 Go on, call the cops! 109 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,891 Oh, crud. 110 00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,321 Nice save, cum-catcher. 111 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,661 Yeah, too bad coach doesn't have a bukkake team, retard, 112 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,405 you could probably get a full-ride. 113 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,533 Yeah, you could major in suckin' dick. 114 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,296 No, leave it! It's a good look for you. 115 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,838 Yeah, it gets me hard. All that goo everywhere. 116 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:24,097 Are you gonna eat that? Cos my dick is starving. 117 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,425 He didn't get enough calories at breakfast this morning. 118 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,361 Ah, fuck! 119 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,650 Where'd you get this dumb fuckin' sandwich, retard? 120 00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,181 You know it's a loser-ass sandwich, d. 121 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,163 There's just plain white paper on the motherfucker. 122 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,408 Dude, tell me I didn't get some of this shit on my tracksuit. 123 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,205 Oh, coach would kill you, Derrick. 124 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:02,260 I swear to god, if any of this toxic waste 125 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,094 gets on my tracksuit, 126 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,135 I'm gonna track down the Mexican who made it 127 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,723 and fucking kill his family! 128 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,599 God, fuck! 129 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,310 Let's fucking go. 130 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,486 Goddamn it! 131 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,346 One of these motherfuckers shit all over the bedding. 132 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,156 Now they're all covered. 133 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,824 Patty! 134 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,493 Yes, Mr. hanley? 135 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,741 Get a rag and some soapy water and clean this up. 136 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,333 These fuckers gotta be show quality 137 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,669 if we're gonna move 'em up to the front window. 138 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,834 Like, hand soap from the bathroom? 139 00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,674 No, get some fuckin' shampoo! We need 'em to shine! 140 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,340 Come on, move your ass! 141 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,715 I'm gonna fuck you so hard when we get back to Brando's. 142 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,247 Hey, look! I think retard's jealous! 143 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,973 What are you looking at, you fucking dog? 144 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:37,123 Oh, boy. That ground Chuck has a real kick to it. 145 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,957 Did you do something different tonight? 146 00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,419 - Take a sip of water, norm. - Oh. 147 00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,254 Ahh. 148 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,133 That's a-spicy. 149 00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,974 I don't know what you're talking about. 150 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,057 You didn't spice it up a little bit? 151 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,396 It's just a little cumin. 152 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,392 No more than the recipe calls for. 153 00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,769 Mom, what's cumin again? 154 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,361 Honey, let's not do this tonight. 155 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,526 Just eat your salad, please. 156 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:13,322 - Hey, um... shells are edible. - Mm. 157 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:16,287 Anybody tried their shell yet? 158 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,829 And why are you not eating? 159 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:23,670 - Something happen at school? - Mom, why are you doing this? 160 00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,789 Why are you trying to pry, ok? 161 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,325 It's, like, pry, pry, pry with you. 162 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,627 No one's prying, kev. Your mom just asked you a question. 163 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,043 You need to take it down a notch. 164 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,800 You are spazzing. 165 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,891 - Dad! - Patty, cool it. 166 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,932 - So, how was school today? - Oh, my god. 167 00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,771 Is it always gonna be an inquisition? 168 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,265 What did you do today? Hmm? 169 00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,587 You better tame that tone, mister. 170 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,476 I'm done. May I be excused, please? 171 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,773 No, you may not. You're gonna sit there with all of us, 172 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,610 eat your taco salad and have dessert. 173 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,154 I got a chocolate cake. 174 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,654 Hey, mom, can I go see a rock show with sissy and Karen on Friday? 175 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,122 Sissy and Karen? That's a blast from the past. 176 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,611 I haven't heard you talk about them 177 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,021 since you dropped out of junior college. 178 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,501 What's the group? 179 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,650 Oh, they're this really cool group from New York City. 180 00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,416 They're, um... Really smart and stuff. 181 00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,793 The music is almost educational. 182 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,419 What's the name of the group? 183 00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,171 The alliance. 184 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,923 Oh, I don't know. 185 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,222 That-that sounds pretty militant. The alliance? 186 00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,096 I don't like the sound of this New York militia music. 187 00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,439 Come on, I never get to do anything fun! 188 00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,059 Hey, you need to take it down a notch. 189 00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,231 Shut the hell up, kev! 190 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,821 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Watch the language. 191 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:38,073 All right? Now, rock concerts are bad news. 192 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,663 Plus, we don't want you around all those strobe lights. 193 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,791 That's true. 194 00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,874 There's not gonna be any strobe lights. 195 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,119 Hey, here's an idea. 196 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,871 Why don't you invite sissy and Karen over Friday night 197 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,068 and have a slumber party like old times. 198 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,548 We can play party farm. 199 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,946 Dad can whip up some homemade ice cream. 200 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,176 Hm-hm. 201 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,921 No one wants to play that baby stuff anymore, mom. 202 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,093 I'm 20 years old. 203 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,636 Now who's spazzing? 204 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,975 Kevin, shut the eff up! 205 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,344 Ok, you really need to take it down a notch. 206 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,347 J try to see me as I age 207 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,787 j things up there with silent rage 208 00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,096 j disgusted with this human race 209 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,719 j' slightly narrowed in a daze 210 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,268 j cancer that controls your mind 211 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,721 j the cancer that consumes mankind 212 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,810 j still it's just to procreate 213 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,443 j no one listens, no one will 214 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,928 j and wastes, you aren't as civilized 215 00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,944 j no match, no conviction in their eyes 216 00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,200 j fanatical religious right 217 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,647 j' prayer with you because you're white 218 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:09,951 j pro-white virgin, now or never 219 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,766 j' hold your breath, hold your last breath... 220 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,410 J see behind, behind the crossing... 221 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:17,964 J get lost you hypocrite 222 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,338 j we've had enough of your bullshit... 223 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,062 J no conviction in their eyes, no j 224 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,072 Jesus Christ, lady. 225 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,908 It's a check, not 100-dollar bill. 226 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,116 May I see a second form of ID? 227 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,584 No, fuck you. Don't be a cunt. 228 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,627 - What did you just say? - You heard me the first time. 229 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,796 You're just not used to anybody challenging 230 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,793 your fuckin' psychological warfare. 231 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:04,014 Now get my cash before I have you fired for discrimination. 232 00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,981 Are you trying to buy some drugs? 233 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,614 Damn, this white boy all business. 234 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,785 Yo, get away from my fuckin' door. 235 00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:32,126 Hey, keep these fuckin' kids away from my door! 236 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,427 So my man, what you need? 237 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,220 Freestyle it. 238 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,900 Don't do that shit! 239 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,745 Oh, check this shit out. 240 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,842 Some wigger kid offloaded all this shit on me 241 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,931 for a pound of schwag. 242 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,517 Any of these motherfuckers worth anything? 243 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,013 Yeah, this neumann here. You hit the jackpot. 244 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:38,189 Shit, man, make me an offer. It's priced to scoot. 245 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,436 Ok, cool. Give me a week. 246 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,529 I gotta dump this shit. 247 00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,273 All right. 248 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,071 Well, shit, you wanna stick around? 249 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,320 - Smoke a joint? - I can't 250 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,994 it fucks with my motivation. 251 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,073 Are you fucking kidding me? 252 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,257 I think I'm in love. 253 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,977 Would you look at this clam? 254 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,435 Man, I'm glad the bush making a comeback. 255 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,480 Shit, it's about fuckin' time. 256 00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,774 You might want to check out page 69. 257 00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,740 I think you'll be interested in page 13. 258 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,118 My man. 259 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,082 You want a hot dog? 260 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,663 No. 261 00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,915 Let me get a... let me get two packs of royals. 262 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,541 Royals? 263 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,506 Don't sweat, man. What the fuck I care? 264 00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,975 Man, didn't I tell you not to fucking come in here again? 265 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,108 Huh? 266 00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,644 Come on. Motherfucker! 267 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,629 You seen anyone suspicious running around back here? 268 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,594 You see this creep, 269 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,136 dial the number at the bottom of the flyer. 270 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,818 I knew I recognized you. 271 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,732 You were in my music appreciation course at the j.C. Before I quit. 272 00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,868 Yeah? 273 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:43,993 Professor Babcock threw a stapler at you. 274 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,328 Ok, yeah. 275 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:55,923 Your hair was longer then. Like this. 276 00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,054 But other than that, you look the same. 277 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,645 You look the same too. 278 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:08,980 Thanks. 279 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,350 It's not really a compliment. 280 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,941 Where do you work, the ice cream shop? 281 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:21,947 I wish. 282 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,413 The pet zone next door. 283 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,974 So what are you doin' out here? What, are you on break or somethin'? 284 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,794 Mr. hanley just let me go. 285 00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,255 What, like you got fired? 286 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,424 Well, Michigan's raising the minimum wage, 287 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,344 so he's gonna go back to cleaning the animal cages himself 288 00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,183 until the economy gets back on its feet. 289 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,395 Jesus Christ, that's what he fuckin' told you? 290 00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:52,065 Uh-huh. 291 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:55,686 So, I'm guessing that's not chocolate chip on your smock. 292 00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,535 You're funny. 293 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:11,619 Look, you got someplace around here we can go? 294 00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,174 Nm. 295 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:42,274 You can't smoke in here. My dad's allergic. 296 00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,493 Fuck your dad. 297 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,590 Is that your mom? 298 00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,460 - Yeah. - Yeah. 299 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,054 What, is she a bull dyke? 300 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,675 - What do you mean? - I mean, does she eat pussy? 301 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,435 You see, the haircut gives it away. 302 00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:14,398 It makes her look like a real pro muff-diver. 303 00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,186 Is that your brother? 304 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:22,030 - Yeah, that's Kevin. - Oh. 305 00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:24,525 He looks like a faggot. 306 00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,197 Well, he's not homosexual. 307 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,912 Yeah, I'm sure he just looks queer. 308 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,410 You the oldest? 309 00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,501 Yeah. 310 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,170 Kevin's adopted. 311 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:41,302 No shit? 312 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:43,763 Imagine that. 313 00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,881 The old barren bull dyke adopting a little fag kid 314 00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:51,010 just doing her part for society and shit. 315 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,976 Come on. 316 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,066 You want something to drink? 317 00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,656 Sure, what do you got? 318 00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:12,828 Water, ice tea, cherry juice box... 319 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,077 That's a pretty weak-ass selection. 320 00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:20,673 - How "bout a couple of beers? - Sorry, dad's allergic. 321 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,417 To cigarette smoke and alcohol? 322 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,009 Yeah. 323 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:28,676 Jesus fuckin' Christ. How does he cope? 324 00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,765 What do you mean? 325 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,601 I mean, how does he cope in this loser fuckin' family 326 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,062 without some kind of vice? 327 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,394 What's a vice again? 328 00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,823 You know, I can't figure you out. 329 00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:53,531 You got shit for brains and zero personality, 330 00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:57,376 but you lose those glasses and that shit-peppered smock, 331 00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,586 hell, I could probably get hard. 332 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:07,966 You know I'm fuckin' with you, right? 333 00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,435 Take off your glasses. 334 00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,946 Let your hair down. 335 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,787 Shake it out. 336 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,670 Now take off that stupid fuckin' smock. 337 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:03,142 Why did you bring me to your house? 338 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:06,652 I don't know. 339 00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:07,782 Bullshit. 340 00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:14,570 I think you know exactly why you brought me here. 341 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,245 You got a boyfriend? 342 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,994 No. 343 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,995 Girlfriend? 344 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,588 No. 345 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,924 I don't give a shit if you suck pussy like your mom. 346 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,089 I got a thing for dyke bitches. 347 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,928 No, I'm not homosexual. 348 00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:38,268 You know I'm still fuckin' with you, right? 349 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,893 You need to take it down a notch. 350 00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:51,106 What is that supposed to mean? 351 00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:02,872 Look, I owe you one. 352 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,963 You name it. 353 00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,125 Deal? 354 00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:19,972 Think about it. 355 00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,898 - Patty? - That's my mom. 356 00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:28,689 I could use your help with the grocery bags, please. 357 00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:33,026 Oh, my. 358 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,657 Nm. 359 00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,122 That is fuckin' delicious, Connie. Thank you. 360 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:42,520 - I was half starved. - Dad, he just... 361 00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,384 You're gonna let him get away with that f-bomb? 362 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,751 - Quiet, kev. - Yeah. Quiet, kev. 363 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:52,877 - Shut up, retard. - That's enough, Kevin. 364 00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,379 - What do you call this again? - Chicken cordon bleu. 365 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:56,800 It's fantastic. 366 00:32:56,933 --> 00:33:00,801 Well, it was frozen. It's not like she made it herself, so... 367 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,394 Tame that tone, kev. You're on thin ice! 368 00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:07,391 Kevin, you're at an eight, and you need to be at about a three. 369 00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,233 I'm sorry. He's usually not so aggressive. 370 00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,568 It's fine it's fine. 371 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:14,155 I'm just not used to cooking of this caliber. 372 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,868 You see, in Africa our rations are very meager. 373 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,453 - Africa? - My parents are missionaries. 374 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:24,450 We've, uh... spent the last three years building churches in Tanzania. 375 00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:25,951 Oh, my. 376 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:31,002 If you survived on a diet of ugali and, uh, sweet potatoes for three years, 377 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:35,218 you'd understand why I'm so ecstatic about your mom's cordon bleu. 378 00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,133 - What's ugali? - Don't worry about it. 379 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,307 - So what's with the haircut? - Stop prying. 380 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,436 Stop frothing. 381 00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:44,562 Another word and you both can forget about dessert. 382 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,263 You know, there's no dessert in Tanzania. 383 00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:51,268 You know, I've always dreamed of doing missionary work. 384 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:56,819 Uh... seeing the world or really making a difference. 385 00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,443 Well, you know, nothing's, uh... nothing's stopping you 386 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,945 from enlisting on team Jesus, norm. 387 00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:05,745 In fact, I'm rounding up a fresh batch of apostles as we speak. 388 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:07,730 Oh, well, uh, uh... 389 00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:11,212 I was thinking more down the line, you know, after I retire. 390 00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:14,666 It's good to have a purpose. 391 00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:18,387 But if there's any other way we can help... 392 00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:22,303 Actually, um... I'm in need of a host family for the week. 393 00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,096 I beg your pardon? 394 00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,094 He's looking for somewhere to stay, norm. 395 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,437 On! 396 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:30,399 You see, when we moved to Tanzania, my parents, they sold the house. 397 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,984 They donated the money to the church. 398 00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:36,401 Our, uh... regular host family's out of town, 399 00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:39,400 so I've been sleeping on the couch in the church 400 00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:40,536 for the past two nights. 401 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,324 He can stay in Kevin's room on the top bunk. 402 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,662 No frickin' way! 403 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:47,703 Take it down a notch, kev. 404 00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,293 What do you think? 405 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,006 Yeah, I have no problem with it. I'm happy to help. 406 00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,417 This blows! Don't I get a say? 407 00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:59,840 What's with all the hostility, rager? 408 00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,304 I'm not "raging". 409 00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,219 I just don't want to bunk with some creep 410 00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,621 - with a half-shaved head, ok? - That's it. You're grounded. 411 00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,351 - Grounded? - Grounded with no pudding. 412 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,938 Connie, it's fine, really. 413 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:13,023 - I know what's wrong with kev. - You do? 414 00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,735 Sure. It's obvious. 415 00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,401 Hey, new guy, do me a favor, don't call me kev. 416 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,069 You've been here, like, five minutes. 417 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,908 Zip it, mister, right now. 418 00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,529 Look, I don't mean to be forward, but, um... 419 00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:28,873 I noticed that there wasn't any family prayer prior to the meal. 420 00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,242 Is that common? 421 00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,415 Well, yeah, I guess. 422 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,460 Ok, well, would you mind if I, uh... 423 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:40,927 Led us in a, a prayer just a, just a simple... 424 00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,592 Uh, of course not. Thank you. 425 00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:44,885 - We'd be honored. - Sure. Great. 426 00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:47,851 All right, everybody, grab hands. 427 00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,929 Grab hands, ok? 428 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:55,647 Kevin. 429 00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:04,910 Dear lord, we thank you for this bountiful and nourishing meal on the table before us. 430 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,867 May it strengthen and refresh our earth bodies 431 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,868 so that we may follow your example for yet another day. 432 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,962 Please bless Connie, who has prepared this feast 433 00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:19,208 with loving hands, as well as her life partner, 434 00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:22,711 Norman, who invites you into his heart 435 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,589 and hopes to one day be called to Tanzania 436 00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,637 where he can make a difference. 437 00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:32,137 And please bless Patty, whose kindness and hospitality 438 00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:34,059 has allowed me into this home 439 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:39,027 where I can spread your wisdom amongst these souls. 440 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:42,647 And please, bless and watch over Kevin, 441 00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:44,399 who especially needs your guidance 442 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,027 during his rebellious years, 443 00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:50,280 as he continues to lash out and alienate himself 444 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:53,625 from those around him. 445 00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:58,463 Allow him to grow in grace and knowledge of you, 446 00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:03,551 and guide him in his search for his birth parents, 447 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,922 who must one day hope to see his face, 448 00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:12,264 just as he longs to see theirs. 449 00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:15,639 - Wait, what? - In Jesus' name, we pray. 450 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,606 - Mom? - Uh... 451 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,692 Amen. 452 00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,107 Sorry my room is a pig sty. 453 00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,578 Your family gives me a fuckin' migraine. 454 00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,743 I've never seen kev break down like that. 455 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:33,911 I feel bad for him. 456 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:35,688 Look, it's about time somebody got straight with him. 457 00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:36,712 I mean, Jesus Christ. 458 00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:39,158 When were they gonna fuckin' tell him, on their death beds? 459 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:43,927 You want a zinger? 460 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,759 No, thanks. I've got my own. 461 00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:48,054 - Oh? - Mm-hm. 462 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,466 I'm on five different medications. 463 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,728 Jesus fucking Christ. 464 00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:57,768 You want to listen to some records? 465 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,818 Knock yourself out. 466 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,982 Thanks for including me in your prayer. 467 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,230 I thought that was sweet. 468 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,903 You actually bought that shit? 469 00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:09,036 Bought what? 470 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,075 That church bullshit? 471 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,165 You mean you told a lie? 472 00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,076 Yeah. 473 00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:21,337 Why would you lie about Tanzania? 474 00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:22,546 Fuck Tanzania. 475 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,583 Look, I needed a place to hole up. 476 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,802 - Your house is perfect. - Why is it perfect? 477 00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,847 Because nobody'll look for me here. 478 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,092 - Like those policemen? - Yeah. 479 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,094 Well, why were they looking for you? 480 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,267 Because I like to burn shit. 481 00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:45,316 You wouldn't burn our house down, would you? 482 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:46,448 No fuck that 483 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,690 come on, I wouldn't pull any weak shit like that. 484 00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:56,990 Hey, remember when you said that you owed me one? 485 00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:59,742 Yeah, cos it was, like, an hour ago. 486 00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:02,245 Well, I know what I want. 487 00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:03,417 All right, hit me. 488 00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:08,044 I want you to take me to the alliance concert on Friday night. 489 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,295 You would. 490 00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:13,218 Bunch of fuckin' posers. 491 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:20,555 There is no fucking way psyops would play a show 492 00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:21,892 with a band like the alliance. 493 00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:25,393 No, it's truel 494 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,237 some kid was handing out flyers downtown a few days ago. 495 00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,781 What the fuck is this? 496 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,327 How the fuck did you know about psyops? 497 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,998 Well, my friends sissy and Karen turned me onto them. 498 00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:44,210 I've got all their seven inches, all their cassettes. 499 00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,505 - Every one. - No, you don't. 500 00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:46,748 I ook! 501 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,339 I even had to make a dub of "dinner in America" 502 00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,554 because my boombox chewed up the original. 503 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,135 J mom and dad 504 00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,384 j conversations that make you sad 505 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,727 j a lot of talking and endless dread 506 00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,392 j just shove it in and off to bed. __ 507 00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,266 Oh, I love John q. He's my favorite of my favorites! 508 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,402 Knock it off. 509 00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,979 Knock it off. You're getting yourself all worked up. 510 00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,401 You know, John q. Wears a ski mask when they play. 511 00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,934 Yeah, everybody fuckin' knows that. 512 00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:15,827 Will you knock it off? Stop flailing around! 513 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,820 It's so cool. It's like, it's top secret. 514 00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,374 - You wanna know my secret? - No. 515 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,663 Oh, come on. It's a good one. 516 00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:25,787 I don't give a shit. 517 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,630 I write John q. Love letters. 518 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,341 What the fuck are you talking about? 519 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:33,883 Well, they're more like poems. Love poems. 520 00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,757 - J dinner in America... - I write him one every week. 521 00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:41,720 Oh, my god. I can't believe I just told you that. 522 00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:44,313 Is that weird? Do you think I'm weird? 523 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,437 Where's your fuckin' bathroom? 524 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:24,934 Simon? Are you doing a number two? 525 00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:28,024 Because, um... if you need some extra toilet tissues, 526 00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:31,815 I can grab some for you from the closet in the hall. 527 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,777 Which one of you cunts set this up? 528 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,658 - He did. - Fuckin' .. 529 00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:29,148 - Hey, hey, you pricks! - Get the fuck off me, Simon! 530 00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:30,537 I'm about to call the cops. 531 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:31,879 Shove it up your ass, Lou! 532 00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,964 You're always about to call the fuckin' cops. 533 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:37,301 I'm serious! You order something or take a fuckin' hike! 534 00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:40,638 - Then I demand a cup of coffee! - Coffee? 535 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,348 Does this look like a men's shelter? 536 00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:43,620 You order something off the dinner menu! 537 00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:47,978 Jesus fucking Christ, Lou! Just get the coffee! 538 00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:50,439 Lady, you mind your own fuckin' business, 539 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,433 and you and me, we're gonna get along fine. 540 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,403 The alliance? 541 00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:59,865 You assholes wanna play eyeliner punk for a bunch of 14-year-old girls? 542 00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:02,181 Fuck, man. Someone's gotta call the shots when you're Mia. 543 00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:06,164 Mia? How about gettin' scratch for our next record, Seth? 544 00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,953 Feel free to chip in at any point. 545 00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,748 - So you got the money? - I don't wanna fuckin' talk about it. 546 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,667 You junkie fuck! You spent it all on dope, huh? 547 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,985 You better reel him the fuck in. 548 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,840 - What a load of shit! - What a load of shit? 549 00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,175 You're a load of shit, Morgan! 550 00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,590 In the last four months, you've kicked in, what, 50 bucks 551 00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,088 and that piece of shit pa head? 552 00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:23,590 Fuck you! That pa is 300 watts. 553 00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:26,092 Fuck you! Fuck your 300 watts, ok? 554 00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,264 Fuck all of you! 555 00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,603 I'm the one floating this whole operation. 556 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,597 Do you know how much blood I need to give 557 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,349 to the fuckin' vampires at the lab 558 00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:35,943 just to get our masters out of this hostage situation? 559 00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,549 Yeah. Everyone just calm the fuck down. 560 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,529 - No. Why don't you calm the fuck down? - Yeah? 561 00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:41,470 We still gotta do the jackets, press the fuckin' vinyl. 562 00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:42,734 That's another three grand. 563 00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:46,988 Look, Eddie sorvino called me last week, ok? 564 00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,333 Monty played him the majestic twelve session, and he fucking flipped. 565 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:53,373 - That's how this whole thing started. - Shut the fuck up, Morgan! 566 00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:56,339 He wants us to play this gig with the alliance, ok? 567 00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,583 See if we're a good fit, feel us out. 568 00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,677 If the band likes us, we're in for the last leg of the tour. 569 00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,171 "If the band likes us?" 570 00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:07,175 Plus he said he'd cover our dupes and get us square with monty. 571 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:10,178 Sorvino knows we're good. He thinks we can go places. 572 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:13,431 Go places? We're not fuckin' sailors. 573 00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:14,774 We're a punk rock band. 574 00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,518 Hey, asshole! This could be our big fucking break, ok? 575 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:21,443 Our big break? What the fuck are you talking about? 576 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,615 Look, you guys want to play puppet show 577 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:29,079 on Eddie sorvino's little circus tour, 578 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:32,496 go right ahead, but leave me the fuck out of it. 579 00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,619 - How about we vote on it? - It's not a democracy. 580 00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:36,913 I vote we play the fucking show. 581 00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:38,835 Me too. 582 00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:41,300 What about you, Donovan? 583 00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:44,921 Yeah, Donnie. What about you? 584 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,554 Fucking Christ, I thought we went over this? 585 00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:55,474 - What's with you? - Quaaludes. 586 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,278 That's a good boy. 587 00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:05,776 You don't want to play to a sea of cellphones, do ya? 588 00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:08,619 Bunch of pussies doing the stand and stare. 589 00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:13,207 That's not what music is, is it? 590 00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:14,826 No. 591 00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,373 Goddamn it, lady! 592 00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:20,748 Go back to your shrimp basket, mind your own fuckin' business! 593 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,126 That's it! All you punks out! 594 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,511 Now! Move! 595 00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:32,218 Take the scarecrow with ya. 596 00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:35,643 So why the fuck did you guys cancel the secret show on Friday? 597 00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:37,586 Cos we want to save your juice for the alliance gig. 598 00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:40,317 Stop talking about it like it's fuckin' happenin'. 599 00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:42,152 It's making me nauseous. 600 00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:46,240 You assholes get the show back on or we're fuckin' done! 601 00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:48,030 I'll call you Friday at noon. 602 00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:50,949 Yo, the heat came by the lockout again. 603 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:53,164 They got a real hard-on for you, man. 604 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,954 Yeah? And what the fuck did you tell them, Morgan? 605 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,829 Same old, same old, that we only know you as John q. 606 00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:03,083 We said you quit, but I don't think they bought it. 607 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:05,460 You're in some deep shit, Simon. 608 00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:09,046 Check this out. 609 00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:12,133 They upped the reward. 610 00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:16,764 5,000 bucks? Damn! 611 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,936 They said you assaulted some lady. Tried to burn her house down? 612 00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:22,776 That's fuckin' bullshit. 613 00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:25,191 They've been using this crummy sketch for two years. 614 00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:26,802 At least they don't have your real name. 615 00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:29,112 Yeah, except now they're on to me. 616 00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:30,280 How do you know? 617 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:31,807 Because there was an unmarked squad car 618 00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:35,039 outside one of my crash pads, that's how I know, 619 00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,203 which means somebody fucking narced. 620 00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,292 - Don't look at me! - I am lookin' at you. 621 00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,102 Hey, hey. Cool it, man. He didn't say shit! 622 00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,788 Man, how the fuck do you know? 623 00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:45,541 I don't fuckin' trust anybody right now! 624 00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,543 Come on. Don't be paranoid. 625 00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,422 - You need a new place to crash? - Not with you assholes. 626 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:51,889 You want the keys to the Van then? 627 00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:53,224 No I'm set 628 00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:55,809 you're sure? 629 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:59,430 Man, you wouldn't believe me even if I told you. 630 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:11,427 Fucking cool it, rager! 631 00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:14,262 - Fuck! - You ruined everything! 632 00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,678 Calm down or I'm gonna fuckin' pop you! 633 00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:17,811 Get off Mel 634 00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:19,268 you wasted my fucking tall boy. 635 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:22,230 I hate you! 636 00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:23,835 You know, you've got it pretty fuckin' good here 637 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,692 for an adopted kid, so you better quit your bitchin'. 638 00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:29,107 Look at that bunkbed. It's fuckin' tits. 639 00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,526 You got a keyboard. And what the fuck are those? 640 00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:33,945 - Hmm? Gerbils? - Guinea pigs, asshole! 641 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,078 Whatever. 642 00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:37,699 You know, your fuckin' problem isn't that you're adopted, 643 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,948 it's that you're uptight. 644 00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:43,747 I mean, fuck, kid, what, do you need some weed or somethin'? 645 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:47,872 You mean marijuana? 646 00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:04,221 You all right? 647 00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,914 How am I supposed to know when that kicks in? 648 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,648 Let me see those globes. 649 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:17,072 Oh, yeah. You're fuckin' pie-eyed, buddy. 650 00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:20,037 - Huh? - You're baked. 651 00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:24,533 - Right now? - Yeah. 652 00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,878 - You know how I can tell? - How? 653 00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:31,420 I'm not sensing any hostility comin' offa you. 654 00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:35,719 - That's weird. Right? - Hm-hm. 655 00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:41,096 Look, do you want a little advice? 656 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:42,513 Sure. 657 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:47,140 You should be smokin' a gram of that shit every day. 658 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:51,519 - Won't I get hooked? - Hopefully. 659 00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:59,743 Look, I'MMA set you up with a quarter, 660 00:49:59,872 --> 00:50:02,909 and then I'm gonna teach ya how to roll a nice, tight bomber. 661 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,575 Aw, thanks. 662 00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:12,540 Hey, did you turn the crickets up? 663 00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:17,969 Don't worry about the crickets. 664 00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:20,931 Yeah, you know, I think I'm stoned. 665 00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,517 Yeah, you're really fuckin' stoned. 666 00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:27,389 That shit burned out a minute ago and you're still taking hits off of it. 667 00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:55,628 Hey. 668 00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,672 Hey. 669 00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,255 Where is everybody? 670 00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:05,851 Dad's at the office, mom took Kevin to high school. 671 00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:08,975 Hm. 672 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,225 You got any coffee left? 673 00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,480 It's cold. 674 00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:18,843 I'm not supposed to have anything turned on 675 00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,277 when I'm alone at the house. 676 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,158 What are you doin'? 677 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:29,166 I am looking for my purpose. 678 00:51:29,295 --> 00:51:31,126 Your purpose? 679 00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:37,088 Mom says I need to find my purpose now that I lost my job at the pet zone. 680 00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:40,086 Look, she circled all the good ones. 681 00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:41,257 I et me see that. 682 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:44,593 Dishwasher? 683 00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:48,261 That's a shit job. 684 00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:51,013 Yeah, that's what I said, but then dad said that maybe 685 00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:52,750 I could work my way up to the prep table. 686 00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,354 Oh, my god. 687 00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:58,149 That's so fuckin' bleak, it's makin' me lightheaded. 688 00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:03,321 Table washer at the food court in the mall? 689 00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,366 God, that coffee taste like shit. 690 00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:14,457 It's sanka. 691 00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:22,386 - You got any scratch? - Huh? 692 00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:26,303 - Money? - Nope. 693 00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:30,553 Mr. hanley still owes me for two weeks. 694 00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:35,308 That motherfucker never cut you a check after he fired you? 695 00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:38,857 Mm-mm. 696 00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:42,277 Well, we're gonna pay him a little visit today. 697 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:45,651 And then afterwards, I'm gonna let you buy me lunch. 698 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,447 Hey, can we shoot hoops first? 699 00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:00,215 Dang! 700 00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:02,585 You're good at basketball! 701 00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,635 What do you say we play h-o-r-s-e? 702 00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:13,103 What do you say we play f-u-c-k instead? 703 00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:19,109 You ever played f-u-c-k before? 704 00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,572 Here's my spot, ok? 705 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:36,877 How come you clam up whenever I talk about fuckin'? 706 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,544 You ever make it with a guy? 707 00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,728 \woohoo! 708 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,448 Your turn. 709 00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:12,613 All right, how 'bout this? 710 00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:17,084 If I make this shot, then you give me a kiss. 711 00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:21,914 A tongue kiss. 712 00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:25,379 Ok. 713 00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:28,545 Yeah? 714 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:31,594 Yeah. 715 00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:49,107 What the fuck? 716 00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,701 Hey, you got a dead cat here. 717 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:55,994 Yeah. It's been there since Monday. 718 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,458 So why the fuck don't you bury it or something? 719 00:54:58,587 --> 00:55:00,953 I don't know. I've just been, like, watching it. 720 00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:03,671 - Why? - I don't know. 721 00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,171 That's some creepy shit. 722 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,260 - Tis? - Yeah. 723 00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:11,095 That's like serial killer shit. 724 00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:13,216 - Tis? - Yeah. 725 00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,600 Do you think I'm weird? 726 00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:21,098 Oh, yeah. No, you're fuckin' weird. 727 00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:25,103 - Well, is weird cool? - In your case, no. 728 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:29,278 - Well, do you think I'm cool? - I just said no. 729 00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,899 Huh? 730 00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:33,952 I'm fuckin' with you again. 731 00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,163 Let's go! 732 00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:45,580 So how much does this hand job owe you? 733 00:55:45,717 --> 00:55:48,254 Like, 400 bucks. 734 00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:51,003 What if I told you I could double that in a day? 735 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,175 - How? - Magic. 736 00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:56,179 Like, real magic? 737 00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,176 Shit, it's the pigs. 738 00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:03,182 - Well, here comes the 113. - Don't look. 739 00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,619 Go. 740 00:56:16,748 --> 00:56:18,454 What the... One fuckin' step, come on! 741 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:21,453 Shit! 742 00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:29,632 - I'm gonna run. - No. 743 00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:33,174 They'll catch you. Cops are fast. 744 00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:43,101 They parked on the other side of the street. 745 00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,348 What are they doin'? 746 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,688 Looks like they're eating burritos. 747 00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:58,620 Hey, fuckpie. You here for the deuce? 748 00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:01,365 Oh, she's ready to fuck, d. All hot and bothered. 749 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:02,981 Just check out her candy-apple cheeks. 750 00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,623 What the fuck? 751 00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:07,556 Hey, this seat-sniffer pervin' on you, retard? 752 00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:08,876 No, he's my boyfriend. 753 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,049 That so? 754 00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:12,793 I'm not her boyfriend. 755 00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:17,548 - Retard's got a boyfriend. - Apparently, this faggot here. 756 00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,549 Shut the fuck up. 757 00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,847 Don't call her a retard. 758 00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,100 Can you believe this faggot? 759 00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:24,584 Yeah, he's got a faggot mouth on him, too. 760 00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,815 That's an awful lot of faggot talk comin' from two guys 761 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,755 that look like they're made for a Russian circle jerk. 762 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,419 Oh, you're dissing our tracksuits, faggot? 763 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:34,781 Yeah. I'm dissing your motherfuckin' tracksuits. 764 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,082 That's what I thought, bitch. 765 00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:47,328 All you punk faggots got a lot of lip, but you can't back it up. 766 00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,500 Hey, come on, d. We're gonna be late for practice. 767 00:57:56,056 --> 00:58:01,176 I hope he's got a decent cock, retard, cos he can't fight for shit. 768 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,552 We're still free after practice if you wanna fuck. 769 00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:25,408 Where are we going? 770 00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:29,457 Slow down! My legs aren't as long as yours. 771 00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:36,255 I'll give you everything in my pocket 772 00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,074 if you let me borrow your truck for an hour. 773 00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:39,679 Far out, man. 774 00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:43,391 Shit, keep her all weekend. 775 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,556 Toss me that mini bat, too. 776 00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:51,899 Buckle up! I drive fuckin' nuts! 777 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:55,487 - It feels like we're on TV! - This ain't fuckin' TV! 778 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,111 Why are we at my house? 779 00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:06,081 Get your polaroid, a trash bag and meet me out back. 780 00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:25,759 Twist it up. 781 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,727 Let's go. 782 00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,519 What are they doin'? 783 00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:38,567 It's like they're warming up. 784 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,281 And stretching. 785 00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:47,076 Show 'em your tits. 786 00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:50,167 - Huh? - Lift up your shirt. 787 00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:52,377 - No. - Just do it. 788 01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:05,173 Whoa! Check it. 789 01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:08,010 - Dude! - Oh, my god! 790 01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:09,511 Hey, hey! 791 01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,208 Where the fuck are you douchebags goin'? 792 01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:13,753 Uh, we'll be right back, coach. We gotta take care of something. 793 01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:15,229 Yeah. 794 01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:22,615 - They're coming! - Good. 795 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:24,609 Lay down on those tackle dummies. 796 01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:27,112 - Why? - Trust me. 797 01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:28,955 No, on your tummy. Turn around. 798 01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:30,449 Try to look provocative. 799 01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:31,995 Huh? 800 01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:36,497 Oh. Oh, yeah. 801 01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:41,968 Dude, I told you she was in heat. 802 01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:43,507 Go. 803 01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:48,162 I et's double stuff this tard. 804 01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:49,972 Ah, fuck yeah. 805 01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:59,277 - Now what? - Strip 'em. 806 01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:23,593 Dump it right in the middle of this shit fuckin' sandwich. 807 01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:38,145 - Coach? - Huh? 808 01:01:38,278 --> 01:01:40,439 I think the equipment shed is on fire. 809 01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:43,609 Holy shit. 810 01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:49,035 Hold this. 811 01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:51,871 Wake up, cat fuckers! 812 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,037 Come here. It's a little memento. 813 01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:57,661 You ever call her a retard again, 814 01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:00,539 and this bitch is gonna haunt you for the rest of your fuckin' life. 815 01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:05,461 Catfuckers! 816 01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:10,799 I et's beat it. 817 01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:23,270 Come on! Let's go! Woohoo! 818 01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,662 Fucking' punk! 819 01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:39,502 What in the fuck is going on? 820 01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:42,088 Jesus fuck! Get up! 821 01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:43,673 Get up! 822 01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:49,345 - Fuck, yeah! - Fuck those jock assholes! 823 01:02:49,474 --> 01:02:52,090 Oh, my god! That was just like TV! 824 01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:55,014 Man, fuck TV! That was some raw ass shit! 825 01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:56,852 - Simon? - Yeah? 826 01:02:56,982 --> 01:03:00,395 - Are we going to jail? - Probably. 827 01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:15,864 Welcome to pet zone. How may I assist you today? 828 01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:18,538 - What are you doing here? - What do you mean? 829 01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:21,711 Why are you working here? 830 01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,876 Uh... I don't know what you mean. 831 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,000 Where's your smock? 832 01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,092 Why are you putting stickers on the cat food? 833 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,428 - Mr. hanley? - Yes? 834 01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,678 Mr. hanley, what... What is she doing here? 835 01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:40,264 You said that you were going back to cleaning out the cages yourself 836 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,483 because Michigan was raising the minimum wage. 837 01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:47,479 Look, Patty, you're a nice enough kid and all, 838 01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:50,322 but let's face it, you're a little slow. 839 01:03:52,412 --> 01:03:56,200 Too slow for what, this crummy ass pet store? 840 01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,745 Where's her fuckin' check? 841 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,147 Rebecca, why don't you, uh... 842 01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:02,982 Head back to the grooming station and take your break. 843 01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,962 Uh-uh. Don't you listen to this geezer. 844 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:09,334 - I want you to stay put. - It's ok. 845 01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:12,133 Why do you keep fuckin' lookin' at her? 846 01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:15,723 I am not slow, Mr. hanley, 847 01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:20,186 and I know where everything in this store is better than you! 848 01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:22,267 And especially her! 849 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,732 Where's the goddamn paycheck? 850 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,088 I told Patty I'd put it in the mail at the end of the week. 851 01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:30,981 - It is the end of the week! - I want my motherfucking check! 852 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,417 - You know what you want? - I'll have the Hawaiian. 853 01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:54,921 Hawaiian, huh? 854 01:04:56,309 --> 01:05:00,678 It has a pineapple ring and a slice of ham on top. 855 01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:02,805 What kind of sauce? 856 01:05:03,441 --> 01:05:05,477 Hm, I don't know. 857 01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:07,646 Hey, what kind of sauce comes on the Hawaiian? 858 01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:09,895 Like, a honey glaze. 859 01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:20,326 All right, two Hawaiian sandwiches. 860 01:05:28,341 --> 01:05:31,174 You want some of my jimbo fries? 861 01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:35,003 Yeah, all right. 862 01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:42,890 - So, is this, like, a date? - Hmmmm? 863 01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:46,018 Are we on a date? 864 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,481 No, this is a shitty lunch. 865 01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:59,908 Besides, I thought you were in love with John q. 866 01:06:06,004 --> 01:06:08,124 Well, I'm gonna take you to see psyops tomorrow night. 867 01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:10,004 You're gonna see your music boyfriend. 868 01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,337 Well, is that a date? 869 01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:18,387 Yeah, it's a date. 870 01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:26,433 Simon? 871 01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:32,147 You can kiss me now. 872 01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:34,406 It's ok. 873 01:06:35,617 --> 01:06:37,357 I want you to. 874 01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:09,806 You can fuck off now. 875 01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:19,487 You're a real good kisser. 876 01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:23,987 Seriously. 877 01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:27,248 I would not have guessed that. 878 01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:31,040 Thanks. 879 01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:37,251 I guess all my practice with Kevin really pays off. 880 01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:45,057 What? 881 01:07:45,186 --> 01:07:48,144 Well, he's not my real brother. Duh. 882 01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,934 He's adopted. 883 01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:58,154 I'm just fucking with you. 884 01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,326 You need to take it down a notch. 885 01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:08,072 You need to take it down a notch. 886 01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:11,292 And you! You need to take it down a notch, too. 887 01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:23,180 - So much for job hunting, huh? - Fuck job hunting. 888 01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:28,093 I'll drive you around tomorrow in the truck. 889 01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:29,719 Sweet. 890 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:37,652 - Hey, you wanna go fuck around? - Yeah, sure. 891 01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,941 You like whack-a-mole? 892 01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,333 J oh, baby 893 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,876 j oh, man 894 01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:04,137 j you're making my crazy 895 01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:08,053 j really driving me mad 896 01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:13,229 j that's all right with me 897 01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:18,101 j it's really no fuss 898 01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:23,151 j as long as you're next to me 899 01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:28,027 j just the two of us 900 01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:39,085 j you're my, my, my, my kind of woman 901 01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:49,350 j my, oh my, what a girl 902 01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:58,483 j you're my, my, my, my kind of woman 903 01:10:03,574 --> 01:10:05,860 J and I'm down on my hands and knees 904 01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:11,829 j begging you please, baby, show me your world j 905 01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:21,255 Pick something out. 906 01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,052 I want him. 907 01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:39,348 Wait in line. 908 01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:41,563 Where are you going? 909 01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:17,478 I hope mom's not miffed we missed dinner. 910 01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,143 Thursday night is always a big hit. 911 01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,482 What's Thursday? 912 01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:23,272 New england clam chowder. 913 01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:26,942 Fucking Christ. 914 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:41,414 Hey, Simon? 915 01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:45,623 Yeah? 916 01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:51,303 Thanks for, like, the best day ever. 917 01:11:58,564 --> 01:12:00,646 I decided on a name for him. 918 01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:05,314 What? 919 01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:09,814 Chomby. 920 01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,617 Chomby. 921 01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:30,218 - You back for seconds, kev? - Hm? 922 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:32,177 That chowder must've been tits, huh? 923 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:37,096 - Yo, what happened to your eye? - Don't worry about it. 924 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:44,224 What are you doing? Why aren't you wearing pants? 925 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,897 Oh, we should talk. Things have gotten a little crazy. 926 01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,812 Look, everything was ok 927 01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:52,531 until mom and dad ate some of Jill's brownies. 928 01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:55,026 Wait a minute. Who's Jill? 929 01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:58,029 Hey! = Jill. 930 01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,655 What's she doing here? 931 01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:05,036 - She's shy. - I'm not wearing pants. 932 01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,831 Why is she not wearing pants? 933 01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:11,334 Or underwear. Kev, you sinking the pink? 934 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:14,758 Look, Simon, you were totally right, man. 935 01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:18,600 Everything changed for me when I started smoking pot. 936 01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:25,102 - What's the pink? - Vagina. 937 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,724 'So, what we're gonna do 938 01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:28,192 is just whisk it all together, 939 01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:32,280 'and you want to whisk it together so that any of the... the cocoa powder 940 01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,219 'and the cornstarch all get mixed with the granulated... 941 01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:37,952 Hey, kids. He's making toffee. 942 01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:41,664 Dad? Are you ok? 943 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,705 Oh, yeah. 944 01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:47,544 How did the job hunt go? 945 01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:51,416 Oh, I don't know, I... 946 01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,918 I guess we'll see if anyone calls. 947 01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:56,592 Oh, don't they just hire you if they like you? 948 01:13:56,724 --> 01:13:59,932 Well, there were multiple candidates. 949 01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:03,349 Oh, hi, Simon. What happened to your face? 950 01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:06,598 I fell down the escalator at the shopping mall. 951 01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:09,604 Nm. 952 01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:13,480 You should go to the freezer, get the peas, put them on that eye. 953 01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:17,859 Yeah, I can't. Kev's guarding it like a hawk. 954 01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:19,656 That's his turf now. 955 01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:22,872 Oh. You know he has a girlfriend? 956 01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,707 Yeah, I do. Jill. 957 01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:27,167 She's a real peach. 958 01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:32,916 Look, mom, Simon's gonna take me to a rock show on Friday night. 959 01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,759 Oh, we talked about that. 960 01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:39,176 We don't like rock concerts for her because of the strobe lights. 961 01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,468 There's not gonna be any fuckin' strobe lights, Connie. 962 01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:44,222 - You're thinking of a rave. - What's that? 963 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:48,314 It's a bunch of drug addicts, glowsticks, shit fuckin' music. 964 01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:55,109 - Have you heard of the raves? - Oh, yeah. 965 01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,232 - Mom? - What? 966 01:14:57,368 --> 01:15:00,030 Why are you and dad not wearing any pants? 967 01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,739 I'm not sure. 968 01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:34,189 What the fuck is going on in here? 969 01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:36,983 Is this provocative? 970 01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:41,155 I don't know what that is. 971 01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:45,242 Kill that ghetto blaster, will ya? 972 01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:57,045 Do you want to put your hands inside my sweatpants? 973 01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:05,800 Look, how about a raincheck, hm? 974 01:16:05,936 --> 01:16:08,143 I don't even know if I can get hard right now. 975 01:16:08,272 --> 01:16:11,730 My face feels like fuckin' hamburger. 976 01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:15,022 What do you got in that maraca? 977 01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:17,770 - My ez-dose? - Yeah. 978 01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:20,072 Just my medications. 979 01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:21,816 Well, hook me up with Sunday and Monday. 980 01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:23,863 I'm fuckin' dyin' here. 981 01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:41,252 Fuck. 982 01:16:45,768 --> 01:16:48,009 Hey, Simon? 983 01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:49,430 Mm-hm. 984 01:16:50,648 --> 01:16:52,639 What's a raincheck? 985 01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,737 Simon? 986 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,869 Simon? 987 01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:15,370 Sim... 988 01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:19,288 You've gotta wake up. You've been asleep for eleven hours. 989 01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:23,086 Oh, fuck. Those pills are lethal. 990 01:17:25,558 --> 01:17:27,799 You blast those every day? 991 01:17:33,691 --> 01:17:35,147 Can you drive me to China hut? 992 01:17:35,276 --> 01:17:36,766 I've got an interview in 30 minutes. 993 01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,484 All right. 994 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:50,700 Are we going in circles? 995 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:53,996 Cos that's the third time I've seen those garden gnomes. 996 01:17:56,046 --> 01:17:58,879 Why do you keep looking at that house? 997 01:17:59,008 --> 01:18:00,402 We're still going job hunting, right? 998 01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:03,384 Man, fuck job hunting. Fuck China hut. 999 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,798 Fuck America. 1000 01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,731 I mean, are you really excited to clean dishes 1001 01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:10,257 in the back of some shithole buffet? 1002 01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:19,270 Wait, what am I supposed to say if someone answers the door? 1003 01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:22,190 I don't know, just say you lost your dog. 1004 01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:23,800 Ask if they've seen it in the garden or some shit. 1005 01:18:23,824 --> 01:18:27,032 - Yeah, but I don't have a dog. - Yeah, I know. 1006 01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:29,493 It's just pretend. 1007 01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,954 Oh. Ok. 1008 01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:35,875 Can the dog's name be chomby? 1009 01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:38,414 Yeah. 1010 01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:04,153 Nobody is in here. 1011 01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:22,288 You're not gonna burn this house down, are you? 1012 01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:24,631 What? No. 1013 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,842 I live here sometimes. 1014 01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:34,308 Holy smokes, a real trap set. Can I play it? 1015 01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:36,267 Knock yourself out. 1016 01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:42,020 Yo. 1017 01:19:42,152 --> 01:19:45,736 Where? Where and when's the show? 1018 01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:50,190 All right, don't be late. 1019 01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:54,199 You suck at drums. 1020 01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:58,415 Yeah, I'm more of a singer. 1021 01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:00,830 You sing, huh? 1022 01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:02,999 Like what? 1023 01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:05,919 Oh, like, just, like, little songs I hear in my head. 1024 01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:08,258 Hey, whose equipment is all this? 1025 01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:10,503 - It was mine. - Really? 1026 01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,971 - Mm-hm. - You could play all these? 1027 01:20:17,271 --> 01:20:18,932 Come here. 1028 01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:21,889 I want to tell you something. Come here. 1029 01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:33,279 Are you all right? 1030 01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:37,030 Yeah, I just hit my elbow a little... 1031 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,703 And my ribs. 1032 01:20:42,212 --> 01:20:43,873 All right, listen. 1033 01:20:49,136 --> 01:20:51,377 I'm John q. 1034 01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:54,388 What? 1035 01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:58,099 I'm John q. From psyops. 1036 01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:01,849 You're not John q. Nobody knows who John q. Is. 1037 01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:06,601 Don't you think that maybe John q. Knows who John q. Is? 1038 01:21:08,781 --> 01:21:10,612 What? 1039 01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:17,070 Close your eyes. 1040 01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:21,745 Close 'em. 1041 01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,593 Open 'em. 1042 01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:47,724 Big deal. 1043 01:21:47,861 --> 01:21:50,068 Looks just like the one I had for toboggan club. 1044 01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,738 Smell it. 1045 01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:00,454 Ugh. 1046 01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:03,039 It smells like the headphones on the hearing Van. 1047 01:22:03,168 --> 01:22:05,284 That's the sweat of every show we've ever played 1048 01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,252 trapped in this fucker. 1049 01:22:08,799 --> 01:22:10,335 That's the smell of rock and roll. 1050 01:22:11,593 --> 01:22:13,584 What? 1051 01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,052 You're still not convinced? 1052 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,602 Oh, my god. 1053 01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:34,150 You are John q. 1054 01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:39,030 That's fuckin' awkward, huh? 1055 01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:41,279 I mean, not as awkward as beating off to a torso 1056 01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:45,158 on a cartoon bedspread for two years, I guess. 1057 01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:52,214 You have any idea how worked up those polaroids got me? 1058 01:22:57,181 --> 01:22:58,796 Did you write all those? 1059 01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:04,218 Fuckin' a. 1060 01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:05,844 How? 1061 01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:09,640 I mean, you call them love poems, 1062 01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:13,018 but they're really these... These brilliant power pop songs. 1063 01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,193 I mean, they're fuckin' genius. 1064 01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:24,246 Do you have any idea what you're doing? 1065 01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,873 Will you say something to me? 1066 01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,746 Are you all right? 1067 01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:43,424 No, leave it. 1068 01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:47,098 Violate me. 1069 01:23:48,232 --> 01:23:49,893 Fuck me. 1070 01:24:25,519 --> 01:24:28,056 I think I want more violation. 1071 01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:31,855 I gotta save my juice. 1072 01:24:33,443 --> 01:24:35,183 I et's rock out. 1073 01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,239 Ok, hit it. 1074 01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:42,740 It's rolling. 1075 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:24,529 I can't believe all that only took, like, 20 minutes. 1076 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:29,530 This one right here, August 13th. 1077 01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:31,202 That was my favorite. 1078 01:25:35,339 --> 01:25:38,831 - You really want me to do this? - Yeah. 1079 01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,966 Let's see what you got. 1080 01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:46,092 Ok, can I have a kiss? 1081 01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:37,557 J I'm a watermelon slammed into your driveway 1082 01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:43,566 j crack me open so I feel the air inside me 1083 01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:48,700 j like a tongue-tongue 1084 01:26:48,829 --> 01:26:50,865 j in my eardrum, dumb-dumb 1085 01:26:50,997 --> 01:26:54,205 j music boyfriend, I'm your yum-yum 1086 01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:57,246 j call me and I'll come 1087 01:26:57,379 --> 01:26:59,495 j fuck the rest of them 1088 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:00,996 j fuck 'em all 1089 01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:04,091 j fuck 'em all, but us 1090 01:27:09,015 --> 01:27:13,179 j am I dreaming or did you just kiss me? 1091 01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:19,264 J you don't know it but you already miss me 1092 01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:24,527 j like a tongue-tongue 1093 01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,942 j in my eardrum, dumb-dumb 1094 01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:30,192 j music boyfriend, I'm your yum-yum 1095 01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:32,489 j call me and I'll come 1096 01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:35,497 j fuck the rest of them 1097 01:27:35,625 --> 01:27:36,956 j fuck 'em all 1098 01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:39,747 j fuck 'em all, but us 1099 01:27:45,302 --> 01:27:47,509 J fuck the rest of them 1100 01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:49,002 j fuck 'em all 1101 01:27:49,139 --> 01:27:50,845 j fuck 'em all, but us 1102 01:27:56,438 --> 01:27:57,928 J but us 1103 01:27:59,316 --> 01:28:01,022 j but us 1104 01:28:01,151 --> 01:28:04,564 j fuck 'em all, but us j 1105 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,570 Fuck. 1106 01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:22,460 That was tits. 1107 01:28:24,674 --> 01:28:26,505 Is tits good? 1108 01:28:27,511 --> 01:28:29,126 Yeah. Yeah. 1109 01:28:31,223 --> 01:28:32,588 Tits is good. 1110 01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:38,726 I et's mix it. 1111 01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:44,645 Simon? 1112 01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:49,062 Yeah, mom? 1113 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,407 What's going on down here? 1114 01:28:54,454 --> 01:28:55,819 How did you get in? 1115 01:28:58,834 --> 01:28:59,914 With my key. 1116 01:29:01,294 --> 01:29:04,001 You're not supposed to have a key. 1117 01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:06,416 Who's this? 1118 01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:10,634 This, um... is Patty. 1119 01:29:13,098 --> 01:29:15,680 We're recording a song. 1120 01:29:15,809 --> 01:29:17,891 How was Tanzania? 1121 01:29:18,019 --> 01:29:21,932 Tanzania? Are you both on dope? 1122 01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:23,350 He's definitely on dope. 1123 01:29:23,483 --> 01:29:25,519 All right, back off, renae. I'm not on dope. 1124 01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:27,380 He totally is, mom. I can tell. He won't look at me. 1125 01:29:27,404 --> 01:29:30,191 He looks past me, but not into my eyes 1126 01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:31,467 cos he doesn't want me to see his eyes. 1127 01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:34,403 Jesus fucking Christ! Can we just eat the fucking meal? 1128 01:29:34,536 --> 01:29:36,136 Don't talk like that in front of my kids. 1129 01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:37,306 We learned about dope indare. 1130 01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,412 Dopers share needles and get aids. 1131 01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:42,161 Why are you here? 1132 01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:45,790 Oh, it's nice to see you too, dad. 1133 01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:49,506 - Answer your father. - If it's about money, no way. 1134 01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:52,091 Well, don't worry about it. I'm not after your goddamn money. 1135 01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:54,552 There's an agenda, mom. There's always an agenda. 1136 01:29:54,681 --> 01:29:57,297 If I were you, I'd check my jewelry box before he bails. 1137 01:29:57,434 --> 01:29:59,595 - Shut the fuck up, renae! - Strike two. 1138 01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:05,852 What is this? What are you doin'? 1139 01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:07,599 - What is this? - He's high, mom. 1140 01:30:07,736 --> 01:30:09,505 Don't pay attention to him. It's what he wants. 1141 01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:11,235 He feeds off it. 1142 01:30:11,364 --> 01:30:12,774 Uncle Simon has dirty fingernails 1143 01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:14,308 like the dopers in my d.A.R.E. Book. 1144 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:15,595 Hello? 1145 01:30:15,619 --> 01:30:17,985 Hey, sorry I'm late. Why is the front door locked? 1146 01:30:18,121 --> 01:30:20,533 Oh. What are you doin' here? 1147 01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:24,620 - Hi. I'm Danny. - Hi 1148 01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:27,290 - did you give him your key? - Yeah. So? 1149 01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:28,628 Why'd you do that? 1150 01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:30,276 You know he's not supposed to be in here, right? 1151 01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:33,508 - Relax, renae. - I need to relax, Danny? 1152 01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:35,173 Poor mom had to come home 1153 01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:36,949 and find these two in the basement shooting up. 1154 01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:38,133 Oh, my god. 1155 01:30:40,393 --> 01:30:41,621 - What's going on here? - Nothing. 1156 01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:43,556 Nobody's shooting dope, all right? 1157 01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:46,350 We were writing a song in the basement. 1158 01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:47,723 I can't do this anymore! 1159 01:30:47,859 --> 01:30:49,599 Great, now dad's upset. 1160 01:30:49,736 --> 01:30:51,727 Stop picking on Simon! 1161 01:30:51,863 --> 01:30:54,605 - Excuse me? - You heard me. 1162 01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:56,231 You're all being mean! 1163 01:30:57,702 --> 01:30:58,702 He doesn't do dope. 1164 01:30:58,828 --> 01:31:00,693 He just ate Sunday and Monday from my ez-dose 1165 01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:02,786 because he got beat up. 1166 01:31:02,916 --> 01:31:04,236 Mommy, what is she talking about? 1167 01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:07,375 I have no idea. I think she's just as strung out as he is. 1168 01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:09,290 Ok, you know what? I eave her out of this. 1169 01:31:09,422 --> 01:31:11,879 Look, you seem like a nice enough girl, 1170 01:31:12,008 --> 01:31:13,544 but I'm sure he's got you brainwashed 1171 01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:16,134 or he's manipulating you with drugs somehow. 1172 01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:18,628 Simon is a pathological liar. 1173 01:31:18,765 --> 01:31:22,223 He's a thief and a total pyro. 1174 01:31:22,352 --> 01:31:23,788 Hey, you know the cops have been sniffing around for you? 1175 01:31:23,812 --> 01:31:24,812 Yeah. 1176 01:31:24,938 --> 01:31:26,582 They came by the office and grilled me for a half hour. 1177 01:31:26,606 --> 01:31:29,473 Oh, god. Oh, no. 1178 01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:32,021 It's ok, mom. He'll be gone soon. 1179 01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:33,768 What's a pyro again? 1180 01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:36,362 - A pyro's... - Oh. Are you serious? 1181 01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:39,028 Ok, you know what? Knock it offl knock it off! 1182 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:42,152 - Not the sharpest stick, is she? - Don't talk about her like that! 1183 01:31:42,288 --> 01:31:44,279 - Like what? - Like she's subhuman, 1184 01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:46,247 and with that condescending fucking tone! 1185 01:31:46,376 --> 01:31:47,957 All right! That's three! 1186 01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:50,247 Yeah? What the fuck are you gonna do about it, Allen? 1187 01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:53,371 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey! 1188 01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:55,152 - Come on, motherfucker! - Hey, hey, hey, stop! 1189 01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:57,337 - Here you go, come on. - Let's go, big shot! 1190 01:31:58,805 --> 01:32:00,136 Get out! 1191 01:32:00,932 --> 01:32:04,390 You ruin everything! 1192 01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:06,430 Just get out of here! 1193 01:32:07,772 --> 01:32:09,182 Come on. 1194 01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:25,530 So, what'd you think of my family? 1195 01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:29,290 I like your brother, Danny. 1196 01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:31,535 Yeah, he's solid. 1197 01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:33,081 Simon? 1198 01:32:34,632 --> 01:32:35,917 Yeah? 1199 01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:38,884 Do you think I'm a retard? 1200 01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:44,430 Don't you ever talk like that. 1201 01:32:46,394 --> 01:32:47,634 Ever. 1202 01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:50,849 You are not a retard. 1203 01:32:52,192 --> 01:32:54,808 You are a total punk rocker. 1204 01:32:57,822 --> 01:33:00,313 - 1am? - Yes. 1205 01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:05,702 You are punk as fuck. 1206 01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:12,288 Can we listen to our song in here? 1207 01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:14,001 Fuck, yeah. 1208 01:33:15,048 --> 01:33:17,039 Pop that shit in the tape deck. 1209 01:33:28,353 --> 01:33:30,594 Are we going on our date now? 1210 01:33:32,565 --> 01:33:34,271 Yeah, we're going on our date now. 1211 01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:38,234 J I'm a watermelon slammed into your driveway... 1212 01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:43,239 - Simon? - Hmm? 1213 01:33:43,368 --> 01:33:46,735 Remember when I told you that yesterday was the best day ever? 1214 01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:48,611 J like a tongue-tongue... 1215 01:33:49,457 --> 01:33:50,947 Yeah. 1216 01:33:53,294 --> 01:33:55,455 Today is even better. 1217 01:33:58,341 --> 01:34:00,423 J fuck the rest of them 1218 01:34:00,552 --> 01:34:02,008 j fuck 'em all 1219 01:34:02,137 --> 01:34:03,718 j fuck 'em all, but us j 1220 01:34:11,771 --> 01:34:13,056 What a fuckin' dump. 1221 01:34:13,189 --> 01:34:15,305 I mean that's, what, 40 people? 1222 01:34:15,441 --> 01:34:16,931 You call this a show? 1223 01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:19,434 It's punk rock, you dumb fuck. 1224 01:34:20,947 --> 01:34:22,528 Hey, you watch your fuckin' mouth. 1225 01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:24,522 You have any idea how many bands would kill 1226 01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:26,115 to play a show with the alliance? 1227 01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:27,700 I'm throwing you a fuckin' bone, kid. 1228 01:34:27,829 --> 01:34:29,694 Yeah? Well, why don't you take that bone 1229 01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:32,038 and shove it up your fat fuckin' ass? 1230 01:34:34,752 --> 01:34:36,897 What's with your boy? How come I gotta fuckin' twist his arm 1231 01:34:36,921 --> 01:34:40,038 to play with the hottest band out of New York? 1232 01:34:40,175 --> 01:34:43,588 Fuckin' hottest pile of shit out of New York. 1233 01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:46,928 Oh, ok. So, so you're gonna tell me what's hot? 1234 01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:49,297 Kid, I'm standing in the fuckin' filthiest green room 1235 01:34:49,434 --> 01:34:50,674 I've ever seen in my life, 1236 01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,142 and you're about to play next to a fuckin' Chevy impala. 1237 01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:55,683 Yeah, well, nobody asked you to fucking come. 1238 01:34:55,815 --> 01:34:58,022 - Actually, I did. - You would. 1239 01:34:58,151 --> 01:34:59,391 I et's do this. 1240 01:34:59,527 --> 01:35:01,483 Troy says we gotta be out by ten. 1241 01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,695 You're makin' a huge fuckin' mistake. 1242 01:35:03,823 --> 01:35:06,302 These cocksuckers said you're playing, and I'm holding you to it. 1243 01:35:06,326 --> 01:35:07,907 I sunk my own money in this promotion. 1244 01:35:08,036 --> 01:35:10,573 Yeah? That's not my fuckin' problem. 1245 01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:13,100 I booked it two weeks ago. I'm makin' it your fuckin' problem. 1246 01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:15,331 How about this? Fuck you! 1247 01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:17,576 Fuck your problems! 1248 01:35:17,712 --> 01:35:21,330 I'd rather fuck my own mom than play with the alliance. 1249 01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:31,221 - Let's go. - Simon! 1250 01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:38,263 You cunts just made my shit list. 1251 01:35:38,399 --> 01:35:40,399 This little fuck-up's gonna cost me a lot of money. 1252 01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:45,979 What the fuck is this shit? 1253 01:35:57,669 --> 01:35:58,896 J you make the rules, we break the rules 1254 01:35:58,920 --> 01:35:59,920 j we do it our way 1255 01:36:00,046 --> 01:36:02,207 j rejects of society and we are here to stay 1256 01:36:02,340 --> 01:36:03,567 j won't take your shit no fucking more 1257 01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:04,706 j today is the day 1258 01:36:04,842 --> 01:36:05,945 j time has come to give you some 1259 01:36:05,969 --> 01:36:07,505 j get out of my face 1260 01:36:11,557 --> 01:36:12,952 j shit that's flying out of your mouth 1261 01:36:12,976 --> 01:36:14,011 j I'm going insane 1262 01:36:14,143 --> 01:36:15,246 j one more fucking word from you 1263 01:36:15,270 --> 01:36:16,350 j I'll kick you in the face 1264 01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:17,623 j have no respect for your kind 1265 01:36:17,647 --> 01:36:18,727 j you're cancer in my brain 1266 01:36:18,815 --> 01:36:20,095 j we're paranoid, it's justified 1267 01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:21,309 j this is what we say 1268 01:36:24,028 --> 01:36:25,393 j we won't obey 1269 01:36:25,530 --> 01:36:33,530 j we won't, we won't obey 1270 01:36:39,002 --> 01:36:40,117 J we won't obey 1271 01:36:41,337 --> 01:36:44,578 j we won't obey 1272 01:36:45,633 --> 01:36:47,043 j no j 1273 01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:52,838 this next one is dedicated to my music girlfriend. 1274 01:37:04,319 --> 01:37:06,355 J microwave it, shove it down 1275 01:37:06,487 --> 01:37:08,523 j too bad your food is turning brown 1276 01:37:08,656 --> 01:37:10,738 j poison veggies and plastic meat 1277 01:37:10,867 --> 01:37:13,074 j nothing real for us to eat 1278 01:37:13,202 --> 01:37:15,238 j around the table, mom and dad 1279 01:37:15,371 --> 01:37:17,578 j conversations that make you sad 1280 01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:20,619 j a lot of talking, endless dread 1281 01:37:20,752 --> 01:37:22,037 j just shove it in and off to bed 1282 01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:26,461 j dinnertime, dinner in America 1283 01:37:26,591 --> 01:37:29,003 j dinnertime, dinner in America j; 1284 01:37:35,767 --> 01:37:36,767 Run! 1285 01:37:45,109 --> 01:37:47,566 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1286 01:37:47,695 --> 01:37:49,401 How fucking unpunk is it, 1287 01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:51,896 turn me in on some crime stoppers hotline? 1288 01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:54,149 Fucking bullshit! 1289 01:37:54,285 --> 01:37:55,387 - Motherfucker! - Get in the car! 1290 01:37:55,411 --> 01:37:58,528 Wait, wait! Wait! 1291 01:37:58,664 --> 01:38:02,703 You can't take him! He didn't do anything! 1292 01:38:02,835 --> 01:38:05,372 Hey, have fun in the nasty. 1293 01:38:06,255 --> 01:38:08,541 They're gonna crack your pelvis like a softshell crab. 1294 01:38:14,389 --> 01:38:16,004 Hey. 1295 01:38:16,140 --> 01:38:19,678 - I got your cigarettes. - Aw, that's fuckin' tits. 1296 01:38:30,363 --> 01:38:32,900 Sorry about this shitty fucking date. 1297 01:38:35,201 --> 01:38:37,408 It doesn't get much worse than this. 1298 01:38:37,537 --> 01:38:41,121 It's ok. I'm just happy I got to see you play. 1299 01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:46,160 I'm not gonna see you for a while, huh? 1300 01:38:50,508 --> 01:38:53,921 - Hey, Simon? - Yeah? 1301 01:38:54,053 --> 01:38:57,420 Remember when you dedicated the song to your music girlfriend? 1302 01:38:58,349 --> 01:39:00,055 Mm-hm. 1303 01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:02,425 You were looking at me, right? 1304 01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:06,020 Yeah, I was lookin' at you. 1305 01:39:06,607 --> 01:39:08,097 I thought so. 1306 01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,066 Simon? 1307 01:39:14,198 --> 01:39:15,198 Yeah? 1308 01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:20,743 You're my real boyfriend now, right? 1309 01:39:24,625 --> 01:39:27,116 Yeah, I'm your real boyfriend. 1310 01:39:38,681 --> 01:39:39,966 No contact. 1311 01:39:40,099 --> 01:39:42,431 Keep that cigarette out of the prisoner's mouth. 1312 01:39:50,443 --> 01:39:52,274 Stay punk. 1313 01:40:04,665 --> 01:40:06,246 Patty? 1314 01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:08,457 I told you it was her. 1315 01:40:09,170 --> 01:40:11,377 Hey, sissy. Hi, Karen. 1316 01:40:11,506 --> 01:40:13,792 Were you just totally tongue-fucking John q. 1317 01:40:13,925 --> 01:40:15,381 In the back of that cruiser? 1318 01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:17,421 Uh-huh. 1319 01:40:17,553 --> 01:40:19,134 He's my real boyfriend. 1320 01:40:20,223 --> 01:40:24,091 We're starting a riot girl band. You wanna be in it? 1321 01:40:26,312 --> 01:40:27,722 Uh-huh. 1322 01:40:48,918 --> 01:40:52,206 'Patty, thanks for the care package. 1323 01:40:52,338 --> 01:40:54,704 'I almost cried when I saw the earplugs. 1324 01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:57,206 'If Lloyd was at an eight before, now he's at a two." 1325 01:41:00,012 --> 01:41:01,798 'Every now and then, he hits a four. 1326 01:41:01,931 --> 01:41:04,798 'Gets himself whipped up into a frenzy over Michelle McBride 1327 01:41:04,934 --> 01:41:06,299 'on the action five news ' 1328 01:41:10,523 --> 01:41:13,310 "there isn't shit to do here but pump iron, write, 1329 01:41:13,442 --> 01:41:15,808 'and steer clear of the shower sharks. 1330 01:41:17,530 --> 01:41:19,316 "Thanks for the notebook. 1331 01:41:19,448 --> 01:41:23,908 'I was down to my last one, so the timing was tits. 1332 01:41:24,036 --> 01:41:26,652 'All insanity aside, I probably generated enough material 1333 01:41:26,789 --> 01:41:30,702 'for ten albums in this shithole. 1334 01:41:30,835 --> 01:41:33,952 'I hope Danny can drive you up again for the holiday weekend. 1335 01:41:34,088 --> 01:41:35,732 "It's the only thing I have to look forward to. 1336 01:41:35,756 --> 01:41:38,213 'Even if we only get half an hour. 1337 01:41:38,342 --> 01:41:42,335 "Trust me, I'm countin' the fuckin' minutes. 1338 01:41:43,931 --> 01:41:47,219 "Your music boyfriend, Simon. 1339 01:41:49,270 --> 01:41:53,434 'Ps: Thanks for taking care of shit with Albert for me. 1340 01:41:53,566 --> 01:41:56,433 "Tell him Reggie's peach cobbler is dynamite. 1341 01:41:56,569 --> 01:41:59,686 'For real, I think it saved my life. 1342 01:41:59,822 --> 01:42:02,609 'And you should see me. I probably put on 15 pounds.' 1343 01:42:15,171 --> 01:42:16,273 'I'm feeling so much stronger 1344 01:42:16,297 --> 01:42:19,380 'since I stopped eating the shit they feed the animals. 1345 01:42:20,593 --> 01:42:22,379 It's just too bad you have to go to prison 1346 01:42:22,511 --> 01:42:26,254 'to get a decent dinner in America.' 1347 01:42:30,645 --> 01:42:33,762 what's so funny, retard? 1348 01:42:36,192 --> 01:42:38,228 Hey, horse face, we're fucking talking to you. 1349 01:42:38,361 --> 01:42:40,672 - Is she fucking ignoring us? - Are you ignoring us, retard? 1350 01:42:40,696 --> 01:42:43,563 Maybe she's one of those deaf mute retards. 1351 01:42:43,699 --> 01:42:49,365 Hey, are you one of those deaf, mute retards? 1352 01:42:53,376 --> 01:42:55,367 'Stop requested.' 1353 01:43:05,054 --> 01:43:08,171 You need to take it down a notch, motherfucker! 1354 01:43:37,837 --> 01:43:42,001 J I'm a watermelon slammed into your driveway 1355 01:43:43,843 --> 01:43:48,007 j crack me open so I feel the air inside me 1356 01:43:50,683 --> 01:43:52,514 j like a tongue-tongue 1357 01:43:53,602 --> 01:43:55,718 j in my eardrum, dumb-dumb 1358 01:43:55,855 --> 01:43:59,097 j music boyfriend, I'm your yum-yum 1359 01:43:59,233 --> 01:44:01,599 j call me and I'll come 1360 01:44:02,153 --> 01:44:04,269 j fuck the rest of them 1361 01:44:04,405 --> 01:44:05,690 j fuck 'em all 1362 01:44:05,823 --> 01:44:08,565 j fuck 'em all, but us 1363 01:44:13,831 --> 01:44:17,995 J am I dreaming or did you just kiss me? 1364 01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:23,754 J you don't know it but you already miss me 1365 01:44:26,635 --> 01:44:28,500 j like a tongue-tongue 1366 01:44:29,555 --> 01:44:31,420 j in my eardrum, dumb-dumb 1367 01:44:31,557 --> 01:44:34,924 j music boyfriend, I'm your yum-yum 1368 01:44:35,060 --> 01:44:37,301 j call me and I'll come 1369 01:44:38,147 --> 01:44:40,354 j fuck the rest of them 1370 01:44:40,483 --> 01:44:41,848 j fuck 'em all 1371 01:44:41,984 --> 01:44:44,396 j fuck 'em all, but us 1372 01:44:50,159 --> 01:44:52,366 J fuck the rest of them 1373 01:44:52,495 --> 01:44:53,860 j fuck 'em all 1374 01:44:53,996 --> 01:44:56,328 j fuck 'em all, but us 1375 01:45:01,128 --> 01:45:02,618 j but us 1376 01:45:04,048 --> 01:45:05,834 j but us 1377 01:45:05,966 --> 01:45:09,379 j fuck 'em all, but us j