1
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So, on a scale of one to ten,

2
00:01:18,954 --> 00:01:23,458
ten being the strongest,
how are we doing on the nausea?

3
00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:26,753
I'd say about... about an eleven.

4
00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,422
You have
any ringing in your ears?

5
00:01:28,547 --> 00:01:30,424
_
- Hm?

6
00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:33,218
Any ringing or...
or buzzing of the ears?

7
00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:38,307
You sound like you're underwater.

8
00:01:39,725 --> 00:01:44,146
And any tingling sensations
in your fingertips or toes?

9
00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,150
In my mouth.

10
00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:52,112
- You have tingling in your mouth?
- In my mouth.

11
00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,740
Interesting.
You mind if I take a peek?

12
00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,748
I bet you two wish
you were in Group A, huh?

13
00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,725
Sorry it didn't work out.

14
00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,354
You said $1,750.

15
00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,607
It's $1,750 if you do all eight days.

16
00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:14,236
- It's a new policy.
- New policy? Since when?

17
00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,488
I was countin' on that scratch, man.

18
00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:18,894
Sorry, kid. They're shaking things up
in Carpetland again.

19
00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,593
The whole department's
getting the squeeze.

20
00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,077
It's not like the glory days at CLR.

21
00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,912
You know what?
Fuck Naltech!

22
00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:26,123
Fuck this office!
Fuck you!

23
00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:38,260
Fuck!

24
00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,523
You got a smoke?

25
00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,150
Yeah, sure.

26
00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:59,364
I guess we both
got the boot, huh?

27
00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:07,539
I've been waiting 30 minutes
for the 151.

28
00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,624
Fuckin' blows.

29
00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,461
151 doesn't run on Sundays.

30
00:04:12,586 --> 00:04:14,629
It's Sunday?

31
00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,019
You wanna come home with me?

32
00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:32,147
You know, Sunday dinner.
Mom always goes big.

33
00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:36,067
I'll blow you too.
After dinner.

34
00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,829
Please don't look at me.

35
00:05:30,205 --> 00:05:31,706
I'm not.

36
00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:37,504
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This sucks.

37
00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,465
What's wrong with your hair?

38
00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,343
What do you mean?

39
00:05:43,468 --> 00:05:45,762
It's all shaved and stuff.

40
00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:49,099
Hm.
Don't worry about it.

41
00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,435
I like his hair.

42
00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:57,816
What?

43
00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,609
I do.

44
00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,288
What's your name again?

45
00:06:11,413 --> 00:06:14,374
Bill.

46
00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,917
Do you hate me, Bill?

47
00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,547
Nope.

48
00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,175
Good.

49
00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,181
Oh, no. Come on.
No, no!

50
00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:31,308
No, no! Fuck!

51
00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:33,727
Hit him!
Hit him!

52
00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:34,936
Stomp him!

53
00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,354
Come on!

54
00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,023
Oh, that's lousy!

55
00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,233
Every year, man.
I'm tellin' you...

56
00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,819
I'm gonna go downstairs
and shower in a few minutes.

57
00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:44,024
Why don't you come meet me?

58
00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:47,490
It's fuckin' impossible.
It's impossible.

59
00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:50,327
Do you like football?

60
00:06:50,452 --> 00:06:52,287
- They don't draft well.
- No.

61
00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:56,166
Can't play defense,
they don't draft, they don't ski.

62
00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,590
Run!

63
00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:06,468
"Ru. n' you mQQQr! <i>'</i> Run!

64
00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,261
("- Go, 90, QC)!
- " Run, yeah!

65
00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,598
- There it is!
- Woohoo!

66
00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,713
Ah!
That was awesome.

67
00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:46,299
Did you see that shit?

68
00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:49,052
That was awesome!

69
00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:51,846
So you really like my hair?

70
00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:56,434
Or are you just making conversation?

71
00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,560
Oh, Yeah!

72
00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:11,032
Come on.
Dance with me.

73
00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,867
♪ I met you on a springtime day

74
00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,036
- ♪ You were mindin'...
- Yeah?

75
00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:20,041
♪ And I was mindin' mine, too...

76
00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:23,294
- Watch this.
- ♪ Lady, when you looked my way

77
00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,714
♪ I had a strange sensation

78
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:29,634
♪ And, darlin',
that's when I knew

79
00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:33,346
♪ That it's sad to belong
to someone else

80
00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,141
♪ When the right one comes along

81
00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,267
♪ Yes, it's sad...

82
00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:40,520
I'm really glad
you came to dinner.

83
00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,440
♪ When the right one comes along

84
00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,904
♪ Oh, I wake up in the night

85
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,532
♪ And I reached beside me

86
00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:57,203
♪ Hopin' you will be there... ♪

87
00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,830
<i>' - MOW.
- “</i>

88
00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,750
What the fuck are you doing?

89
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,210
Why? Goddamn it!
I hate you!

90
00:09:04,335 --> 00:09:06,087
I hate you!

91
00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,174
What the fuck is goin' on?

92
00:09:09,299 --> 00:09:10,884
He was taking advantage of me.

93
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,680
She's tellin' stories, Bill.

94
00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:16,931
That's the sauce talkin'.

95
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:19,893
Get the fuck out
of my house, pervert.

96
00:09:20,351 --> 00:09:21,686
Get out!

97
00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,563
Oh, I'll kill him, Daddy.

98
00:09:23,688 --> 00:09:24,856
Get him!

99
00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,823
Where you gonna go,
motherfucker?

100
00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,533
You little pervert punk!

101
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:38,661
Come at me,
you fuckin' cocksucker!

102
00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,205
On, shit!

103
00:09:42,207 --> 00:09:43,792
My food!

104
00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,921
No! My window!
You asshole!

105
00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,799
You smashed my bay window!

106
00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,759
He smashed our bay window!

107
00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:53,885
Let's get him.

108
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,210
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now watch the glass, Bobber.

109
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:01,518
Call the cops!

110
00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,816
Go on, call the cops!

111
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,902
Oh, crud.

112
00:11:01,035 --> 00:11:03,329
Nice save, cum-catcher.

113
00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,665
Yeah, too bad Coach doesn't
have a bukkake team, retard,

114
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,417
you could probably get a full-ride.

115
00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,544
Yeah, you could major in suckin' dick.

116
00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,300
No, leave it!
It's a good look for you.

117
00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:18,845
Yeah, it gets me hard.
All that goo everywhere.

118
00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:24,100
Are you gonna eat that?
Cos my dick is starving.

119
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:26,425
He didn't get enough calories
at breakfast this morning.

120
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,365
Ah, fuck!

121
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,661
Where'd you get this dumb
fuckin' sandwich, retard?

122
00:11:43,786 --> 00:11:45,181
You know it's a loser-ass sandwich, D.

123
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,166
There's just plain white paper
on the motherfucker.

124
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:51,419
Dude, tell me I didn't get some
of this shit on my tracksuit.

125
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,213
Oh, Coach would kill you, Derrick.

126
00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:02,263
I swear to God,
if any of this toxic waste

127
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,098
gets on my tracksuit,

128
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,142
I'm gonna track down
the Mexican who made it

129
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,727
and fucking kill his family!

130
00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,606
God, fuck!

131
00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,317
Let's fucking go.

132
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,493
Goddamn it!

133
00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,346
One of these motherfuckers
shit all over the bedding.

134
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,163
Now they're all covered.

135
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,831
Patty!

136
00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:30,500
Yes, Mr. Hanley?

137
00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,752
Get a rag and some soapy water
and clean this up.

138
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,337
These fuckers gotta be
show quality

139
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,673
if we're gonna move 'em up
to the front window.

140
00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,841
Like, hand soap
from the bathroom?

141
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,678
No, get some fuckin' shampoo!
We need 'em to shine!

142
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,348
Come on, move your ass!

143
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,722
I'm gonna fuck you so hard
when we get back to Brando's.

144
00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:27,247
Hey, look!
I think retard's jealous!

145
00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:30,977
What are you looking at,
you fucking dog?

146
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:37,126
Oh, boy. That ground chuck
has a real kick to it.

147
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:38,961
Did you do something
different tonight?

148
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:41,422
- Take a sip of water, Norm.
- Oh.

149
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,265
Ahh.

150
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,143
That's a-spicy.

151
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:55,978
I don't know
what you're talking about.

152
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,065
You didn't spice it up
a little bit?

153
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,400
It's just a little cumin.

154
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:03,403
No more than the recipe
calls for.

155
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,780
Mom, what's cumin again?

156
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,365
Honey, let's not do this tonight.

157
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,534
Just eat your salad, please.

158
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:13,329
- Hey, um... shells are edible.
- Mm.

159
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:16,290
Anybody tried their shell yet?

160
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,836
And why are you not eating?

161
00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:23,673
- Something happen at school?
- Mom, why are you doing this?

162
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,800
Why are you trying to pry, OK?

163
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,325
It's, like, pry, pry, pry with Yo"-

164
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:30,638
No one's prying, Kev. Your mom
just asked you a question.

165
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,043
You need to take it down
a notch.

166
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,808
You are spazzing.

167
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,894
- Dad!
- Patty, cool it.

168
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,940
- So, how was school today?
- Oh, my God.

169
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,775
Is it always gonna be
an inquisition?

170
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,277
What did you do today?
Hmm?

171
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:45,587
You better tame that tone, mister.

172
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,488
I'm done.
May I be excused, please?

173
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,773
No, you may not.
You're gonna sit there with all of us,

174
00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,617
eat your taco salad
and have dessert.

175
00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:54,162
I got a chocolate cake.

176
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,665
Hey, Mom, can I go see a rock show
with Sissy and Karen on Friday?

177
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,126
Sissy and Karen?
That's a blast from the past.

178
00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,611
I haven't heard you
talk about them

179
00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,021
since you dropped out
of junior college.

180
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,505
What's the group?

181
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,650
Oh, they're this really cool
group from New York City.

182
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:09,427
They're, um...
really smart and stuff.

183
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,804
The music is almost educational.

184
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,431
What's the name of the group?

185
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,183
The Alliance.

186
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,934
Oh, I don't know.

187
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:20,229
That-that sounds pretty militant.
The Alliance?

188
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:23,107
I don't like the sound
of this New York militia music.

189
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,443
Come on, I never get
to do anything fun!

190
00:16:25,568 --> 00:16:28,070
Hey, you need to take it down a notch.

191
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,238
Shut the hell up, Kev!

192
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,825
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch the language.

193
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:38,080
All right?
Now, rock concerts are bad news.

194
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,666
Plus, we don't want you around
all those strobe lights.

195
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:41,792
That's true.

196
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,878
There's not gonna be
any strobe lights.

197
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,130
Hey, here's an idea.

198
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,883
Why don't you invite Sissy
and Karen over Friday night

199
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,068
and have a slumber party
like old times.

200
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:51,552
We can play Party Farm.

201
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,946
Dad can whip up
some homemade ice cream.

202
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,180
Hm-hm.

203
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,933
No one wants to play
that baby stuff anymore, Mom.

204
00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,100
I'm 20 years old.

205
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,644
Now who's spazzing?

206
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:00,978
Kevin, shut the eff up!

207
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,356
OK, you really need
to take it down a notch.

208
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,351
♪ Try to see me as I age

209
00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:41,787
♪ Things up there
with silent rage

210
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,104
♪ Disgusted with this human race

211
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,730
♪ Slightly narrowed in a daze

212
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,276
♪ Cancer that controls your mind

213
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,721
♪ The cancer
that consumes mankind

214
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:50,945
♪ In a world so full of hate

215
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,822
♪ Still it's just to procreate

216
00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,409
♪ No one listens,
no one will

217
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:57,928
♪ And wastes,
you aren't as civilized

218
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,955
♪ No match,
no conviction in their eyes

219
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,211
♪ Fanatical religious right

220
00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,647
♪ Prayer with you
because you're white

221
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:09,911
♪ Pro-white virgin,
now or never

222
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,726
♪ Hold your breath,
hold your last breath...

223
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,410
♪ See behind,
behind the crossing...

224
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:17,972
♪ Get lost you hypocrite

225
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,349
♪ We've had enough
of your bullshit...

226
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,066
♪ No conviction in their eyes, no ♪

227
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,076
Jesus Christ, lady.

228
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,912
It's a check,
not 100-dollar bill.

229
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,127
May I see a second form of ID?

230
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:50,588
No, fuck you.
Don't be a cunt.

231
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,635
- What did you just say?
- You heard me the first time.

232
00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,803
You're just not used
to anybody challenging

233
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,805
your fuckin' psychological warfare.

234
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:04,018
Now get my cash before I have
you fired for discrimination.

235
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:12,985
Are you trying
to buy some drugs?

236
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,621
Damn, this white boy
all business.

237
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,793
Yo, get away
from my fuckin' door.

238
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:32,129
Hey, keep these fuckin' kids
away from my door!

239
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,434
So my man, what you need?

240
00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:47,228
Freestyle it.

241
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,904
Don't do that shit!

242
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,753
Oh, check this shit out.

243
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,850
Some wigger kid offloaded
all this shit on me

244
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,935
for a pound of schwag.

245
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,521
Any of these motherfuckers
worth anything?

246
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,024
Yeah, this Neumann here.
You hit the jackpot.

247
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:38,195
Shit, man, make me an offer.
It's priced to scoot.

248
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,448
OK, cool.
Give me a week.

249
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,533
I gotta dump this shit.

250
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,285
All right.

251
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,078
Well, shit,
you wanna stick around?

252
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:49,331
- Smoke a joint?
- I can't.

253
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,001
It fucks with my motivation.

254
00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,084
Are you fucking kidding me?

255
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,268
I think I'm in love.

256
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:54,980
Would you look at this clam?

257
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,443
Man, I'm glad the bush
making a comeback.

258
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,488
Shit, it's about fuckin' time.

259
00:22:02,613 --> 00:22:04,782
You might want
to check out page 69.

260
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:07,743
I think you'll be interested
in page 13.

261
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,125
My man.

262
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,086
You want a hot dog?

263
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:21,674
No.

264
00:22:21,799 --> 00:22:23,926
Let me get a... let me get
two packs of Royals.

265
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:25,553
Royals?

266
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,518
Don't sweat, man.
What the fuck I care?

267
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,983
Man, didn't I tell you not
to fucking come in here again?

268
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,109
Huh?

269
00:22:40,234 --> 00:22:41,652
Come on.
Motherfucker!

270
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,633
You seen anyone suspicious
running around back here?

271
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,598
You see this creep,

272
00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,143
dial the number
at the bottom of the flyer.

273
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:31,822
I knew I recognized you.

274
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,744
You were in my Music Appreciation course
at the J.C. before I quit.

275
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,872
Yeah?

276
00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,001
Professor Babcock
threw a stapler at you.

277
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:49,339
OK, yeah.

278
00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:55,929
Your hair was longer then.
Like this.

279
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:03,062
But other than that,
you look the same.

280
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,648
You look the same too.

281
00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:08,984
Thanks.

282
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,361
It's not really a compliment.

283
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,952
Where do you work,
the ice cream shop?

284
00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:21,955
I Wish.

285
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:24,416
The Pet Zone next door.

286
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,974
So what are you doin' out here?
What, are you on break or somethin'?

287
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,802
Mr. Hanleyjust let me go.

288
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:38,263
What, like you got fired?

289
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,432
Well, Michigan's raising
the minimum wage,

290
00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:43,352
so he's gonna go back to cleaning
the animal cages himself

291
00:26:43,477 --> 00:26:45,187
until the economy
gets back on its feet.

292
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,398
Jesus Christ, that's what
he fuckin' told you?

293
00:26:49,358 --> 00:26:52,069
Uh-huh.

294
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:55,697
So, I'm guessing that's not
chocolate chip on your smock.

295
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:04,540
You're funny.

296
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:11,630
Look, you got some place
around here we can go?

297
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,177
Mm.

298
00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:42,286
You can't smoke in here.
My dad's allergic.

299
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,496
Fuck your dad.

300
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:58,594
Is that your mom?

301
00:28:00,095 --> 00:28:01,471
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

302
00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,057
What, is she a bull dyke?

303
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:07,686
- What do you mean?
- I mean, does she eat pussy?

304
00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,439
You see, the haircut
gives it away.

305
00:28:10,564 --> 00:28:14,401
It makes her look like
a real pro muff-diver.

306
00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,198
Is that your brother?

307
00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:22,034
- Yeah, that's Kevin.
- Oh.

308
00:28:22,159 --> 00:28:24,536
He looks like a faggot.

309
00:28:24,661 --> 00:28:26,205
Well, he's not homosexual.

310
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,916
Yeah, I'm sure
he just looks queer.

311
00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,422
You the oldest?

312
00:28:36,465 --> 00:28:38,508
Yeah.

313
00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,177
Kevin's adopted.

314
00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:41,303
No shit?

315
00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:43,764
Imagine that.

316
00:28:43,889 --> 00:28:46,892
The old barren bull dyke
adopting a little fag kid

317
00:28:47,017 --> 00:28:51,021
just doing her part
for society and shit.

318
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,984
Come on.

319
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,077
You want something to drink?

320
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:08,664
Sure, what do you got?

321
00:29:08,789 --> 00:29:12,834
Water, ice tea,
cherry juice box...

322
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,088
That's a pretty
weak-ass selection.

323
00:29:16,213 --> 00:29:20,676
- How 'bout a couple of beers?
- Sorry, Dad's allergic.

324
00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:23,428
To cigarette smoke and alcohol?

325
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,013
Yeah.

326
00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:28,684
Jesus fuckin' Christ.
How does he cope?

327
00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,769
What do you mean?

328
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,605
I mean, how does he cope
in this loser fuckin' family

329
00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:36,066
without some kind of vice?

330
00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:42,406
What's a vice again?

331
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:46,827
You know,
I can't figure you out.

332
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:53,542
You got shit for brains
and zero personality,

333
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:57,379
but you lose those glasses
and that shit-peppered smock,

334
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,589
hell, I could probably get hard.

335
00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:07,973
You know I'm fuckin'
with you, right?

336
00:30:14,604 --> 00:30:16,440
Take off your glasses.

337
00:30:25,115 --> 00:30:26,950
Let your hair down.

338
00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,791
Shake it out.

339
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,673
Now take off
that stupid fuckin' smock.

340
00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:03,153
Why did you bring me
to your house?

341
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:06,656
I don't know.

342
00:31:06,782 --> 00:31:07,783
Bullshit.

343
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:14,581
I think you know exactly
why you brought me here.

344
00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:20,253
You got a boyfriend?

345
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,005
No.

346
00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,007
Girlfriend?

347
00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,592
No.

348
00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:27,928
I don't give a shit if you
suck pussy like your mom.

349
00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,097
I got a thing for dyke bitches.

350
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,932
No, I'm not homosexual.

351
00:31:35,185 --> 00:31:38,271
You know I'm still
fuckin' with you, right?

352
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,904
You need
to take it down a notch.

353
00:31:48,490 --> 00:31:51,118
What is that supposed to mean?

354
00:31:58,208 --> 00:32:02,879
Look, I owe you one.

355
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,967
You name it.

356
00:32:08,635 --> 00:32:10,137
Deal?

357
00:32:17,811 --> 00:32:19,980
Think about it.

358
00:32:22,691 --> 00:32:24,901
- Patty?
- That's my mom.

359
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:28,697
I could use your help
with the grocery bags, please.

360
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:33,034
Oh! my'

361
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,665
Mm.

362
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,126
That is fuckin' delicious, Connie.
Thank you.

363
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:42,520
- I was half starved.
- Dad, he just...

364
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:44,384
You're gonna let him get away
with that F-bomb?

365
00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,758
- Quiet, Kev.
- Yeah. Quiet, Kev.

366
00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:52,888
- Shut up, retard.
- That's enough, Kevin.

367
00:32:53,013 --> 00:32:55,390
- What do you call this again?
- Chicken cordon bleu.

368
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:56,808
It's fantastic.

369
00:32:56,933 --> 00:33:00,812
Well, it was frozen.
It's not like she made it herself, so...

370
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,398
Tame that tone, Kev.
You're on thin ice!

371
00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:07,402
Kevin, you're at an eight,
and you need to be at about a three.

372
00:33:07,527 --> 00:33:09,237
I'm sorry.
He's usually not so aggressive.

373
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,572
It's fine. It's fine.

374
00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:14,159
I'm just not used
to cooking of this caliber.

375
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,871
You see, in Africa
our rations are very meager.

376
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,457
- Africa?
- My parents are missionaries.

377
00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:24,461
We've, uh... spent the last three years
building churches in Tanzania.

378
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:25,962
Oh! my'

379
00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:31,009
If you survived on a diet of ugali
and, uh, sweet potatoes for three years,

380
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:35,222
you'd understand why I'm so ecstatic
about your mom's cordon bleu.

381
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,140
- What's ugali?
- Don't worry about it.

382
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:41,311
- So what's with the haircut?
- Stop prying.

383
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:42,437
Stop frothing.

384
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:44,562
Another word and you both
can forget about dessert.

385
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,274
You know, there's no dessert
in Tanzania.

386
00:33:46,399 --> 00:33:51,279
You know, I've always dreamed
of doing missionary work.

387
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:56,826
Uh... seeing the world
or really making a difference.

388
00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:59,454
Well, you know, nothing's,
uh... nothing's stopping you

389
00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:01,957
from enlisting
on Team Jesus, Norm.

390
00:34:02,082 --> 00:34:05,752
In fact, I'm rounding up a fresh batch
of apostles as we speak.

391
00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:07,629
Oh, well, uh, uh...

392
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:11,216
I was thinking more down the line,
you know, after I retire.

393
00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:14,678
It's good to have a purpose.

394
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:18,390
But if there's any
other way we can help...

395
00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:22,310
Actually, um... I'm in need
of a host family for the week.

396
00:34:22,435 --> 00:34:24,104
I beg your pardon?

397
00:34:24,229 --> 00:34:26,106
He's looking
for somewhere to stay, Norm.

398
00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:27,440
Oh!

399
00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:30,402
You see, when we moved to Tanzania,
my parents, they sold the house.

400
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,988
They donated the money
to the church.

401
00:34:33,113 --> 00:34:36,408
Our, uh... regular
host family's out of town,

402
00:34:36,533 --> 00:34:39,411
so I've been sleeping
on the couch in the church

403
00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:40,537
for the past two nights.

404
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,331
He can stay in Kevin's room
on the top bunk.

405
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,666
No frickin' way!

406
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:47,711
Take it down a notch, Kev.

407
00:34:47,836 --> 00:34:50,297
What do you think?

408
00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:54,009
Yeah, I have no problem with it.
I'm happy to help.

409
00:34:55,552 --> 00:34:57,429
This blows!
Don't I get a say?

410
00:34:57,554 --> 00:34:59,848
What's with all the hostility, rager?

411
00:34:59,973 --> 00:35:01,308
I'm not "raging".

412
00:35:01,433 --> 00:35:03,226
I just don't want to bunk
with some creep

413
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,621
- with a half-shaved head, OK?
- That's it. You're grounded.

414
00:35:05,645 --> 00:35:07,355
- Grounded?
- Grounded with no pudding.

415
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,942
Connie, it's fine, really.

416
00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:13,028
- I know what's wrong with Kev.
- You do?

417
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:15,739
Sure. It's obvious.

418
00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,408
Hey, new guy, do me a favor,
don't call me Kev.

419
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,076
You've been here, like,
five minutes.

420
00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,912
Zip it, mister, right now.

421
00:35:23,038 --> 00:35:25,540
Look, I don't mean
to be forward, but, um...

422
00:35:25,665 --> 00:35:28,877
I noticed that there wasn't any
family prayer prior to the meal.

423
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:30,253
Is that common?

424
00:35:30,378 --> 00:35:33,423
Well, yeah, I guess.

425
00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:36,468
OK, well, would you mind
if I, uh...

426
00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:40,930
led us in a, a prayer
just a, just a simple...

427
00:35:41,056 --> 00:35:42,599
Uh, of course not.
Thank you.

428
00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:44,893
- We'd be honored.
- Sure. Great.

429
00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:47,854
All right, everybody, grab hands.

430
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:50,940
Grab hands, OK?

431
00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:55,654
Kevin.

432
00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:04,913
Dear Lord, we thank you for this bountiful
and nourishing meal on the table before us.

433
00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,875
May it strengthen and refresh
our earth bodies

434
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,879
so that we may follow your
example for yet another day.

435
00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:15,965
Please bless Connie,
who has prepared this feast

436
00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:19,219
with loving hands,
as well as her life partner,

437
00:36:19,344 --> 00:36:22,722
Norman, who invites you
into his heart

438
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:25,600
and hopes to one day
be called to Tanzania

439
00:36:25,725 --> 00:36:28,645
where he can make a difference.

440
00:36:28,770 --> 00:36:32,148
And please bless Patty,
whose kindness and hospitality

441
00:36:32,273 --> 00:36:34,067
has allowed me into this home

442
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:39,030
where I can spread your
wisdom amongst these souls.

443
00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:42,659
And please, bless
and watch over Kevin,

444
00:36:42,784 --> 00:36:44,411
who especially needs
your guidance

445
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,038
during his rebellious years,

446
00:36:47,163 --> 00:36:50,291
as he continues to lash out
and alienate himself

447
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:53,628
from those around him.

448
00:36:53,753 --> 00:36:58,466
Allow him to grow in grace
and knowledge of you,

449
00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:03,555
and guide him in his search
for his birth parents,

450
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,933
who must one day hope
to see his face,

451
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:12,272
just as he longs to see theirs.

452
00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:15,650
- Wait, what?
- In Jesus' name, we pray.

453
00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:17,610
- Mom?
- Uh...

454
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,696
Amen.

455
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:26,119
Sorry my room is a pig sty.

456
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:30,582
Your family gives me
a fuckin' migraine.

457
00:37:30,707 --> 00:37:32,751
I've never seen Kev
break down like that.

458
00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:33,918
I feel bad for him.

459
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:35,688
Look, it's about time somebody
got straight with him.

460
00:37:35,712 --> 00:37:36,713
I mean, Jesus Christ.

461
00:37:36,838 --> 00:37:39,158
When were they gonna fuckin' tell him,
on their death beds?

462
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:43,928
You want a zinger?

463
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,764
No, thanks.
I've got my own.

464
00:37:46,723 --> 00:37:48,057
- Oh?
- Mm-hm.

465
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:51,478
I'm on five different medications.

466
00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:55,732
Jesus fucking Christ.

467
00:37:55,857 --> 00:37:57,776
You want to listen
to some records?

468
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:01,821
Knock yourself out.

469
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,990
Thanks for including me
in your prayer.

470
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,241
I thought that was sweet.

471
00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,911
You actually bought that shit?

472
00:38:08,036 --> 00:38:09,037
Bought what?

473
00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,082
That church bullshit?

474
00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:16,169
You mean you told a lie?

475
00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:18,087
Yeah.

476
00:38:19,756 --> 00:38:21,341
Why would you lie
about Tanzania?

477
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:22,550
Fuck Tanzania.

478
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:25,595
Look, I needed a place
to hole up.

479
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,806
- Your house is perfect.
- Why is it perfect?

480
00:38:29,891 --> 00:38:31,851
Because nobody'|| look
for me here.

481
00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,103
- Like those policemen?
- Yeah.

482
00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:36,105
Well, why were they
looking for you?

483
00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,274
Because I like to burn shit.

484
00:38:41,528 --> 00:38:45,323
You wouldn't burn
our house down, would you?

485
00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:46,449
No. Fuck that.

486
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,701
Come on, I wouldn't pull
any weak shit like that.

487
00:38:51,996 --> 00:38:57,001
Hey, remember when you said
that you owed me one?

488
00:38:57,126 --> 00:38:59,754
Yeah, cos it was,
like, an hour ago.

489
00:38:59,879 --> 00:39:02,257
Well, I know what I want.

490
00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:03,424
All right, hit me.

491
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:08,054
I want you to take me
to The Alliance concert on Friday night.

492
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,306
You would.

493
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:13,226
Bunch of fuckin' posers.

494
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:16,312
Yeah, but PSYOPS is opening for them,
and they're my favorite band.

495
00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:20,567
There is no fucking way
PSYOPS would play a show

496
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:21,892
with a band like The Alliance.

497
00:39:23,152 --> 00:39:25,405
No, it's true!

498
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:31,244
Some kid was handing out flyers
downtown a few days ago.

499
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,788
What the fuck is this?

500
00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:38,334
How the fuck did you know
about PSYOPS?

501
00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:42,005
Well, my friends Sissy and Karen
turned me onto them.

502
00:39:42,130 --> 00:39:44,210
I've got all their seven inches,
all their cassettes.

503
00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,508
- Every one.
- No, you don't.

504
00:39:45,633 --> 00:39:46,759
Look!

505
00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:51,347
I even had to make a dub
of "Dinner In America"

506
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:53,558
because my Boombox
chewed up the original.

507
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,143
♪ Mom and Dad

508
00:39:55,268 --> 00:39:57,395
♪ Conversations
that make you sad

509
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,731
♪ A lot of talking
and endless dread

510
00:39:59,856 --> 00:40:01,399
♪ Just shove it
in and off to bed...

511
00:40:01,524 --> 00:40:04,277
Oh, I love John Q.
He's my favorite of my favorites!

512
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,403
Knock it off.

513
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,990
Knock it off.
You're getting yourself all worked up.

514
00:40:09,115 --> 00:40:11,409
You know, John Q. wears a ski mask
when they play.

515
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:12,934
Yeah, everybody fuckin' knows that.

516
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:15,830
Will you knock it off?
Stop flailing around!

517
00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:17,832
It's so cool.
It's like, it's top secret.

518
00:40:20,668 --> 00:40:22,378
- You wanna know my secret?
- No.

519
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,671
Oh, come on.
It's a good one.

520
00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:25,798
I don't give a shit.

521
00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,635
I write John Q. love letters.

522
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,345
What the fuck
are you talking about?

523
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:33,890
Well, they're more like poems.
Love poems.

524
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:36,768
- ♪ Dinner in America... ♪
- I write him one every week.

525
00:40:38,853 --> 00:40:41,731
Oh, my God. I can't believe
I just told you that.

526
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:44,317
Is that weird?
Do you think I'm weird?

527
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:51,449
Where's your fuckin' bathroom?

528
00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:24,941
Simon?
Are you doing a number two?

529
00:41:25,066 --> 00:41:28,027
Because, um... if you need
some extra toilet tissues,

530
00:41:28,152 --> 00:41:31,823
I can grab some for you
from the closet in the hall.

531
00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:20,788
Which one of you cunts
set this up?

532
00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,670
- He did.
- Fuckin'...

533
00:42:27,795 --> 00:42:29,148
- Hey, hey, you pricks!
- Get the fuck off me, Simon!

534
00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:30,548
I'm about to call the cops.

535
00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:31,883
Shove it up your ass, Lou!

536
00:42:32,008 --> 00:42:33,968
You're always about
to call the fuckin' cops.

537
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:37,305
I'm serious! You order something
or take a fuckin' hike!

538
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:40,641
- Then I demand a cup of coffee!
- Coffee?

539
00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,351
Does this look
like a men's shelter?

540
00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:43,620
You order something
off the dinner menu!

541
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:47,982
Jesus fucking Christ, Lou!
Just get the coffee!

542
00:42:48,107 --> 00:42:50,443
Lady, you mind
your own fuckin' business,

543
00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,445
and you and me,
we're gonna get along fine.

544
00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,407
The Alliance?

545
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:59,869
You assholes wanna play eyeliner punk
for a bunch of 14-year-old girls?

546
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:02,181
Fuck, man. Someone's gotta
call the shots when you're MIA.

547
00:43:02,205 --> 00:43:06,167
MIA? How about gettin' scratch
for our next record, Seth?

548
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,960
Feel free to chip in at any point.

549
00:43:08,086 --> 00:43:10,755
- So you got the money?
- I don't wanna fuckin' talk about it.

550
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,674
You junkie fuck!
You spent it all on dope, huh?

551
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,985
You better reel him the fuck in.

552
00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,844
- What a load of shit!
- What a load of shit?

553
00:43:16,969 --> 00:43:18,179
You're a load of shit, Morgan!

554
00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,598
In the last four months,
you've kicked in, what, 50 bucks

555
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,100
and that piece of shit PA head?

556
00:43:22,225 --> 00:43:23,601
Fuck you!
That PA is 300 watts.

557
00:43:23,726 --> 00:43:26,104
Fuck you!
Fuck your 300 watts, OK?

558
00:43:26,229 --> 00:43:27,271
Fuck all of you!

559
00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,607
I'm the one floating
this whole operation.

560
00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,609
Do you know how much blood
I need to give

561
00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,361
to the fuckin' vampires
at the lab

562
00:43:33,486 --> 00:43:35,947
just to get our masters
out of this hostage situation?

563
00:43:36,072 --> 00:43:37,549
Yeah. Everyone just calm
the fuck down.

564
00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:39,534
- No. Why don't you calm the fuck down?
- Yeah?

565
00:43:39,659 --> 00:43:41,470
We still gotta do the jackets,
press the fuckin' vinyl.

566
00:43:41,494 --> 00:43:42,745
That's another three grand.

567
00:43:42,870 --> 00:43:46,999
Look, Eddie Sorvino
called me last week, OK?

568
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:50,336
Monty played him the Majestic Twelve
session, and he fucking flipped.

569
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:53,381
- That's how this whole thing started.
- Shut the fuck up, Morgan!

570
00:43:53,506 --> 00:43:56,342
He wants us to play this gig
with The Alliance, OK?

571
00:43:56,467 --> 00:43:58,594
See if we're a good fit,
feel us out.

572
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,681
If the band likes us,
we're in for the last leg of the tour.

573
00:44:01,806 --> 00:44:03,182
"If the band likes us?"

574
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:07,186
Plus he said he'd cover our dupes
and get us square with Monty.

575
00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:10,189
Sorvino knows we're good.
He thinks we can go places.

576
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:13,442
Go places?
We're not fuckin' sailors.

577
00:44:13,568 --> 00:44:14,777
We're a punk rock band.

578
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:17,530
Hey, asshole! This could be
our big fucking break, OK?

579
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:21,450
Our big break? What the fuck
are you talking about?

580
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,622
Look, you guys
want to play puppet show

581
00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:29,083
on Eddie Sorvino's
little circus tour,

582
00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:32,503
go right ahead, but leave me
the fuck out of it.

583
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,630
- How about we vote on it?
- It's not a democracy.

584
00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:36,924
I vote we play the fucking show.

585
00:44:37,049 --> 00:44:38,843
Me too.

586
00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:41,304
What about you, Donovan?

587
00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:44,932
Yeah, Donnie.
What about you?

588
00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,562
Fucking Christ,
I thought we went over this?

589
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:55,484
- What's with you?
- Quaaludes.

590
00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,282
That's a good boy.

591
00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:05,786
You don't want to play
to a sea of cellphones, do ya?

592
00:45:05,912 --> 00:45:08,623
Bunch of pussies
doing the stand and stare.

593
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:13,211
That's not what music is, is it?

594
00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:14,837
No.

595
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,381
Goddamn it, lady!

596
00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:20,760
Go back to your shrimp basket,
mind your own fuckin' business!

597
00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,137
That's it!
All you punks out!

598
00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,514
Now! Move!

599
00:45:29,101 --> 00:45:32,230
Take the scarecrow with ya.

600
00:45:32,355 --> 00:45:35,650
So why the fuck did you guys cancel
the secret show on Friday?

601
00:45:35,775 --> 00:45:37,586
Cos we want to save your juice
for The Alliance gig.

602
00:45:37,610 --> 00:45:40,321
Stop talking about it
like it's fuckin' happenin'.

603
00:45:40,446 --> 00:45:42,156
It's making me nauseous.

604
00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:46,244
You assholes get the show back on
or we're fuckin' done!

605
00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:48,037
I'll call you Friday at noon.

606
00:45:48,162 --> 00:45:50,957
Yo, the heat came
by the lockout again.

607
00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:53,167
They got a real hard-on
for you, man.

608
00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:55,962
Yeah? And what the fuck
did you tell them, Morgan?

609
00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:58,839
Same old, same old,
that we only know you as John Q.

610
00:45:58,965 --> 00:46:03,094
We said you quit,
but I don't think they bought it.

611
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:05,471
You're in some deep shit, Simon.

612
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:09,058
Check this out.

613
00:46:10,643 --> 00:46:12,144
They upped the reward.

614
00:46:12,270 --> 00:46:16,774
5,000 bucks? Damn!

615
00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,944
They said you assaulted some lady.
Tried to burn her house down?

616
00:46:20,069 --> 00:46:22,780
That's fuckin' bullshit.

617
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:25,199
They've been using this crummy
sketch for two years.

618
00:46:25,324 --> 00:46:26,802
At least they don't have
your real name.

619
00:46:26,826 --> 00:46:29,120
Yeah, except now
they're on to me.

620
00:46:29,245 --> 00:46:30,288
How do you know?

621
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:31,807
Because there was
an unmarked squad car

622
00:46:31,831 --> 00:46:35,042
outside one of my crash pads,
that's how I know,

623
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:37,211
which means
somebody fucking narced.

624
00:46:37,336 --> 00:46:39,297
- Don't look at me!
- I am lookin' at you.

625
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,102
Hey, hey. Cool it, man.
He didn't say shit!

626
00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,800
Man, how the fuck do you know?

627
00:46:42,925 --> 00:46:45,553
I don't fuckin' trust
anybody right now!

628
00:46:45,678 --> 00:46:47,555
Come on.
Don't be paranoid.

629
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:50,433
- You need a new place to crash?
- Not with you assholes.

630
00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:51,892
You want the keys
to the van then?

631
00:46:52,018 --> 00:46:53,227
No. I'm set.

632
00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:55,813
You're sure?

633
00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:59,442
Man, you wouldn't believe me
even if I told you.

634
00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:11,430
Fucking cool it, rager!

635
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:14,266
- Fuck!
- You ruined everything!

636
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,685
Calm down or I'm gonna
fuckin' pop you!

637
00:48:16,811 --> 00:48:17,812
Get off me!

638
00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:19,271
You wasted my fucking tall boy.

639
00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:22,233
I hate you!

640
00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:23,835
You know, you've got it
pretty fuckin' good here

641
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,695
for an adopted kid, so you
better quit your bitchin'.

642
00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:29,115
Look at that bunkbed.
It's fuckin' tits.

643
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:31,534
You got a keyboard.
And what the fuck are those?

644
00:48:31,659 --> 00:48:33,953
- Hmm? Gerbils?
- Guinea pigs, asshole!

645
00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,078
Whatever.

646
00:48:35,162 --> 00:48:37,706
You know, your fuckin' problem
isn't that you're adopted,

647
00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:39,959
it's that you're uptight.

648
00:48:40,084 --> 00:48:43,754
I mean, fuck, kid, what, do you
need some weed or somethin'?

649
00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:47,883
You mean marijuana?

650
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:04,233
You all right?

651
00:49:08,154 --> 00:49:09,914
How am I supposed to know
when that kicks in?

652
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,659
Let me see those globes.

653
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:17,079
Oh, yeah.
You're fuckin' pie-eyed, buddy.

654
00:49:17,204 --> 00:49:20,040
- Huh?
- You're baked.

655
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:24,545
- Right now?
- Yeah.

656
00:49:24,670 --> 00:49:27,882
- You know how I can tell?
- How?

657
00:49:28,007 --> 00:49:31,427
I'm not sensing any hostility
comin' offa you.

658
00:49:32,636 --> 00:49:35,723
- That's weird. Right?
- Hm-hm.

659
00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:41,103
Look, do you want a little advice?

660
00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:42,521
Sure.

661
00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:47,151
You should be smokin' a gram
of that shit every day.

662
00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:51,530
- Won't I get hooked?
- Hopefully.

663
00:49:57,036 --> 00:49:59,747
Look, |'mma set you up
with a quarter,

664
00:49:59,872 --> 00:50:02,917
and then I'm gonna teach ya how
to roll a nice, tight bomber.

665
00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,587
Aw, thanks.

666
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:12,551
Hey, did you turn the crickets up?

667
00:50:15,387 --> 00:50:17,973
Don't worry about the crickets.

668
00:50:19,475 --> 00:50:20,935
Yeah, you know,
I think I'm stoned.

669
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,521
Yeah, you're really
fuckin' stoned.

670
00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:27,399
That shit burned out a minute ago
and you're still taking hits off of it.

671
00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:55,636
Hey-

672
00:50:56,262 --> 00:50:57,680
Hey-

673
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,267
Where is everybody?

674
00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:05,854
Dad's at the office,
Mom took Kevin to high school.

675
00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:08,983
Hm.

676
00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,237
You got any coffee left?

677
00:51:16,115 --> 00:51:17,491
It's cold.

678
00:51:17,616 --> 00:51:18,843
I'm not supposed to have
anything turned on

679
00:51:18,867 --> 00:51:20,286
when I'm alone at the house.

680
00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,165
What are you doin'?

681
00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:29,169
I am looking for my purpose.

682
00:51:29,295 --> 00:51:31,130
Your purpose?

683
00:51:32,298 --> 00:51:37,094
Mom says I need to find my purpose
now that I lost my job at The Pet Zone.

684
00:51:37,219 --> 00:51:40,097
Look, she circled
all the good ones.

685
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:41,265
Let me see that.

686
00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:44,602
Dishwasher?

687
00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:48,272
That's a shit job.

688
00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:51,025
Yeah, that's what I said,
but then Dad said that maybe

689
00:51:51,150 --> 00:51:52,750
I could work my way up
to the prep table.

690
00:51:52,818 --> 00:51:54,361
Oh, my God.

691
00:51:54,486 --> 00:51:58,157
That's so fuckin' bleak,
it's makin' me lightheaded.

692
00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:03,329
Table washer at the food court
in the mall?

693
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:10,377
God, that coffee taste like shit.

694
00:52:13,047 --> 00:52:14,465
It's Sanka.

695
00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:22,389
- You got any scratch?
- Huh?

696
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:26,310
- Money?
- Nope

697
00:52:26,435 --> 00:52:30,564
Mr. Hanley still owes me
for two weeks.

698
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:35,319
That motherfucker never cut you
a check after he fired you?

699
00:52:35,444 --> 00:52:38,864
Mm-mm.

700
00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:42,284
Well, we're gonna pay him
a little visit today.

701
00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:45,663
And then afterwards,
I'm gonna let you buy me lunch.

702
00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:50,459
Hey, can we shoot hoops first?

703
00:52:58,133 --> 00:53:00,219
Dang!

704
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:02,596
You're good at basketball!

705
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,646
What do you say
we play H-O-R-S-E?

706
00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:13,107
What do you say
we play F-U-C-K instead?

707
00:53:16,402 --> 00:53:19,113
You ever played F-U-C-K before?

708
00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,579
Here's my spot, OK?

709
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:36,880
How come you clam up
whenever I talk about fuckin'?

710
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,555
You ever make it with a guy?

711
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,740
Woohoo!

712
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,452
Your turn.

713
00:54:09,621 --> 00:54:12,624
All right, how 'bout this?

714
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:17,087
If I make this shot,
then you give me a kiss.

715
00:54:20,299 --> 00:54:21,925
A tongue kiss.

716
00:54:23,969 --> 00:54:25,387
OK.

717
00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:28,557
Yeah?

718
00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:31,602
Yeah.

719
00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:49,119
What the fuck?

720
00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,705
Hey, you got a dead cat here.

721
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:56,001
Yeah. It's been there
since Monday.

722
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:58,462
So why the fuck don't you
bury it or something?

723
00:54:58,587 --> 00:55:00,964
I don't know. I've just been,
like, watching it.

724
00:55:01,089 --> 00:55:03,675
- Why?
- I don't know.

725
00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,179
That's some creepy shit.

726
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:09,264
- It is?
- Yeah.

727
00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:11,099
That's like serial killer shit.

728
00:55:11,225 --> 00:55:13,227
- It is?
- Yeah.

729
00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,607
Do you think I'm weird?

730
00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:21,109
Oh, yeah.
No, you're fuckin' weird.

731
00:55:21,235 --> 00:55:25,113
- Well, is weird cool?
- In your case, no.

732
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:29,284
- Well, do you think I'm cool?
- I just said no.

733
00:55:29,409 --> 00:55:30,911
Huh?

734
00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:33,956
I'm fuckin' with you again.

735
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:36,166
Let's go!

736
00:55:43,715 --> 00:55:45,592
So how much
does this hand job owe you?

737
00:55:45,717 --> 00:55:48,262
Like, 400 bucks.

738
00:55:48,387 --> 00:55:51,014
What if I told you
I could double that in a day?

739
00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:53,183
- How?
- Magic.

740
00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:56,186
Like, real magic?

741
00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:58,188
Shit, it's the pigs.

742
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:03,193
- Well, here comes the 113.
- Don't look.

743
00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:16,623
Go.

744
00:56:16,748 --> 00:56:18,458
What the...
one fuckin' step, come on!

745
00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:21,461
Shit!

746
00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:29,636
- I'm gonna run.
- No.

747
00:56:29,761 --> 00:56:33,181
They'll catch you.
Cops are fast.

748
00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:43,108
They parked on the other side
of the street.

749
00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:44,359
What are they doin'?

750
00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:46,695
Looks like
they're eating burritos.

751
00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:58,624
Hey, fuckpie.
You here for the deuce?

752
00:56:58,749 --> 00:57:01,376
Oh, she's ready to fuck, D.
All hot and bothered.

753
00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:02,981
Just check out
her candy-apple cheeks.

754
00:57:04,087 --> 00:57:05,631
What the fuck?

755
00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:07,556
Hey, this seat-sniffer
pervin' on you, retard?

756
00:57:07,591 --> 00:57:08,884
No, he's my boyfriend.

757
00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,053
That so?

758
00:57:11,178 --> 00:57:12,804
I'm not her boyfriend.

759
00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:17,559
- Retard's got a boyfriend.
- Apparently, this faggot here.

760
00:57:17,684 --> 00:57:19,561
Shut the fuck up.

761
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,855
Don't call her a retard.

762
00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,100
Can you believe this faggot?

763
00:57:23,148 --> 00:57:24,584
Yeah, he's got a faggot mouth
on him, too.

764
00:57:24,608 --> 00:57:26,818
That's an awful lot of faggot
talk comin' from two guys

765
00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,755
that look like they're made
for a Russian circle jerk.

766
00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,419
Oh, you're dissing
our tracksuits, faggot?

767
00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:34,785
Yeah. I'm dissing
your motherfuckin' tracksuits.

768
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,829
'Stop requested.'

769
00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:44,086
That's what I thought, bitch.

770
00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:47,339
All you punk faggots got a lot of lip,
but you can't back it up.

771
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:49,508
Hey, come on, D.
We're gonna be late for practice.

772
00:57:56,056 --> 00:58:01,186
I hope he's got a decent cock, retard,
cos he can't fight for shit.

773
00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,563
We're still free after practice
if you wanna fuck.

774
00:58:22,416 --> 00:58:25,419
Where are we going?

775
00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:29,464
Slow down!
My legs aren't as long as yours.

776
00:58:34,219 --> 00:58:36,263
I'll give you
everything in my pocket

777
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,074
if you let me borrow
your truck for an hour.

778
00:58:38,098 --> 00:58:39,683
Far out, man.

779
00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:43,395
Shit, keep her all weekend.

780
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,564
Toss me that mini bat, too.

781
00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:51,903
Buckle up!
I drive fuckin' nuts!

782
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:55,490
- It feels like we're on TV!
- This ain't fuckin' TV!

783
00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,122
Why are we at my house?

784
00:59:02,247 --> 00:59:06,084
Get your Polaroid, a trash bag
and meet me out back.

785
00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:25,771
Twist it up.

786
00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,731
Let's go.

787
00:59:33,904 --> 00:59:35,530
What are they doin'?

788
00:59:35,655 --> 00:59:38,575
It's like they're warming up.

789
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,285
And stretching.

790
00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:47,084
Show 'em your tits.

791
00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:50,170
- Huh?
- Lift up your shirt.

792
00:59:50,295 --> 00:59:52,380
- No.
- Just do it.

793
01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:05,185
Whoa!
Check it.

794
01:00:06,645 --> 01:00:08,021
- Dude!
- Oh, my God!

795
01:00:08,146 --> 01:00:09,523
Hey, hey!

796
01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:11,208
Where the fuck
are you douchebags goin'?

797
01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:13,753
Uh, we'll be right back, Coach.
We gotta take care of something.

798
01:00:13,819 --> 01:00:15,237
Yeah.

799
01:00:21,409 --> 01:00:22,619
- They're coming!
- Good.

800
01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:24,621
Lay down
on those tackle dummies.

801
01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:27,124
- Why?
- Trust me.

802
01:00:27,249 --> 01:00:28,959
No, on your tummy.
Turn around.

803
01:00:29,084 --> 01:00:30,460
Try to look provocative.

804
01:00:30,585 --> 01:00:32,003
Huh?

805
01:00:33,505 --> 01:00:36,508
Oh. Oh, yeah.

806
01:00:39,886 --> 01:00:41,972
Dude, I told you she was in heat.

807
01:00:42,097 --> 01:00:43,515
Go.

808
01:00:46,977 --> 01:00:48,137
Let's double stuff this tard.

809
01:00:48,186 --> 01:00:49,980
Ah, fuck yeah.

810
01:00:56,444 --> 01:00:59,281
- Now what?
- Strip 'em.

811
01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:23,597
Dump it right in the middle
of this shit fuckin' sandwich.

812
01:01:36,484 --> 01:01:38,153
- Coach?
- Huh?

813
01:01:38,278 --> 01:01:40,447
I think the equipment shed
is on fire.

814
01:01:41,823 --> 01:01:43,617
Holy shit.

815
01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:49,039
Hold this.

816
01:01:49,164 --> 01:01:51,875
Wake up, cat fuckers!

817
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:55,045
Come here.
It's a little memento.

818
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:57,672
You ever call her a retard again,

819
01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:00,550
and this bitch is gonna haunt you
for the rest of your fuckin' life.

820
01:02:02,469 --> 01:02:05,472
Catfuckers!

821
01:02:09,309 --> 01:02:10,810
Let's beat it.

822
01:02:20,153 --> 01:02:23,281
Come on! Let's go!
Woohoo!

823
01:02:35,001 --> 01:02:36,670
Flicking' punk!

824
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:39,506
What in the fuck is going on?

825
01:02:39,631 --> 01:02:42,092
Jesus fuck!
Get up!

826
01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:43,677
Get up!

827
01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:49,349
- Fuck, yeah!
- Fuck those jock assholes!

828
01:02:49,474 --> 01:02:52,102
Oh, my God!
That was just like TV!

829
01:02:52,227 --> 01:02:55,021
Man, fuck TV!
That was some raw ass shit!

830
01:02:55,146 --> 01:02:56,856
- Simon?
- Yeah?

831
01:02:56,982 --> 01:03:00,402
- Are we going to jail?
- Probably.

832
01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:15,875
Welcome to Pet Zone.
How may I assist you today?

833
01:03:16,001 --> 01:03:18,545
- What are you doing here?
- What do you mean?

834
01:03:20,255 --> 01:03:21,715
Why are you working here?

835
01:03:21,840 --> 01:03:23,883
Uh... I don't know
what you mean.

836
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,011
Where's your smock?

837
01:03:26,136 --> 01:03:28,096
Why are you putting stickers
on the cat food?

838
01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,432
- Mr. Hanley?
- Yes?

839
01:03:32,642 --> 01:03:34,686
Mr. Hanley, what...
what is she doing here?

840
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:40,275
You said that you were going back
to cleaning out the cages yourself

841
01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,486
because Michigan
was raising the minimum wage.

842
01:03:43,611 --> 01:03:47,490
Look, Patty, you're a nice
enough kid and all,

843
01:03:47,615 --> 01:03:50,327
but let's face it,
you're a little slow.

844
01:03:52,412 --> 01:03:56,207
Too slow for what,
this crummy ass pet store?

845
01:03:56,333 --> 01:03:58,752
Where's her fuckin' check?

846
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,147
Rebecca, why don't you, uh...

847
01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:02,982
head back to the grooming
station and take your break.

848
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,966
Uh-uh. Don't you listen
to this geezer.

849
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:09,346
- I want you to stay put.
- It's OK.

850
01:04:09,471 --> 01:04:12,140
Why do you keep
fuckin' lookin' at her?

851
01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:15,727
I am not slow, Mr. Hanley,

852
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:20,190
and I know where everything in
this store is better than you!

853
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:22,275
And especially her!

854
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,736
Where's the goddamn paycheck?

855
01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:26,088
I told Patty I'd put it in the mail
at the end of the week.

856
01:04:26,112 --> 01:04:30,992
- It is the end of the week!
- I want my motherfucking check!

857
01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,428
- You know what you want?
- I'll have the Hawaiian.

858
01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:54,933
Hawaiian, huh?

859
01:04:56,309 --> 01:05:00,688
It has a pineapple ring
and a slice of ham on top.

860
01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:02,816
What kind of sauce?

861
01:05:03,441 --> 01:05:05,485
Hm, I don't know.

862
01:05:05,610 --> 01:05:07,654
Hey, what kind of sauce
comes on the Hawaiian?

863
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:09,906
Like, a honey glaze.

864
01:05:17,914 --> 01:05:20,333
All right,
two Hawaiian sandwiches.

865
01:05:28,341 --> 01:05:31,177
You want some of my Jimbo fries?

866
01:05:33,513 --> 01:05:35,014
Yeah, all right.

867
01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:42,897
- So, is this, like, a date?
- Hmm?

868
01:05:43,857 --> 01:05:46,025
Are we on a date?

869
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,489
No, this is a shitty lunch.

870
01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:59,914
Besides, I thought you
were in love with John Q.

871
01:06:00,039 --> 01:06:04,043
Yeah, but he's not real.
He's just my music boyfriend.

872
01:06:06,004 --> 01:06:08,124
Well, I'm gonna take you
to see PSYOPS tomorrow night.

873
01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:10,008
You're gonna see
your music boyfriend.

874
01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:16,347
Well, is that a date?

875
01:06:17,056 --> 01:06:18,391
Yeah, it's a date.

876
01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:26,441
Simon?

877
01:06:30,737 --> 01:06:32,155
You can kiss me now.

878
01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:34,407
It's OK.

879
01:06:35,617 --> 01:06:37,368
I want you to.

880
01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:09,817
You can fuck off now.

881
01:07:17,951 --> 01:07:19,494
You're a real good kisser.

882
01:07:22,497 --> 01:07:23,998
Seriously.

883
01:07:25,166 --> 01:07:27,252
I would not have guessed that.

884
01:07:28,628 --> 01:07:31,047
Thanks.

885
01:07:33,508 --> 01:07:37,262
I guess all my practice
with Kevin really pays off.

886
01:07:42,850 --> 01:07:45,061
What?

887
01:07:45,186 --> 01:07:48,147
Well, he's not
my real brother. Duh.

888
01:07:48,273 --> 01:07:49,941
He's adopted.

889
01:07:55,321 --> 01:07:58,157
I'm just fucking with you.

890
01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:04,330
You need to take it
down a notch.

891
01:08:06,457 --> 01:08:08,084
You need to take it
down a notch.

892
01:08:08,209 --> 01:08:11,296
And you! You need to take it
down a notch, too.

893
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:23,182
- So much for job hunting, huh?
- Fuck job hunting.

894
01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:28,104
I'll drive you around tomorrow
in the truck.

895
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:29,731
Sweet.

896
01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:37,655
- Hey, you wanna go fuck around?
- Yeah, sure.

897
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,949
You like Whack-a-Mole?

898
01:08:49,250 --> 01:08:52,337
<i>R</i> on, baby

899
01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,883
<i>♪ Oh, man</i>

900
01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:04,140
♪ You're making my crazy

901
01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:08,061
♪ Really driving me mad

902
01:09:10,396 --> 01:09:13,232
♪ That's all right with me

903
01:09:14,734 --> 01:09:18,112
♪ It's really no fuss

904
01:09:20,114 --> 01:09:23,159
♪ As long as you're next to me

905
01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:28,039
♪ Just the two of us

906
01:09:32,418 --> 01:09:39,092
♪ You're my, my, my,
my kind of woman

907
01:09:42,512 --> 01:09:49,352
♪ My, oh my, what a girl

908
01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:58,486
♪ You're my, my, my,
my kind of woman

909
01:10:03,574 --> 01:10:05,868
♪ And I'm down
on my hands and knees

910
01:10:05,993 --> 01:10:11,833
♪ Begging you please,
baby, show me your world ♪

911
01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:21,259
Pick something out.

912
01:10:29,767 --> 01:10:31,060
I want him.

913
01:10:37,608 --> 01:10:39,360
Wait in line.

914
01:10:40,027 --> 01:10:41,571
Where are you going?

915
01:11:15,021 --> 01:11:17,482
I hope Mom's not miffed
we missed dinner.

916
01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:19,150
Thursday night
is always a big hit.

917
01:11:19,275 --> 01:11:21,486
What's Thursday?

918
01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:23,279
New England clam chowder.

919
01:11:24,530 --> 01:11:26,949
Fucking Christ.

920
01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:41,422
Hey, Simon?

921
01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:45,635
Yeah?

922
01:11:47,094 --> 01:11:51,307
Thanks for, like, the best day ever.

923
01:11:58,564 --> 01:12:00,650
I decided on a name for him.

924
01:12:03,653 --> 01:12:05,321
What?

925
01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:09,826
Chom by.

926
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,624
Chom by.

927
01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:30,221
- You back for seconds, Kev?
- Hm?

928
01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:32,181
That chowder
must've been tits, huh?

929
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:37,103
- Yo, what happened to your eye?
- Don't worry about it.

930
01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:44,235
What are you doing?
Why aren't you wearing pants?

931
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:46,904
Oh, we should talk.
Things have gotten a little crazy.

932
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:49,824
Look, everything was OK

933
01:12:49,949 --> 01:12:52,535
until Mom and Dad ate
some of Jill's brownies.

934
01:12:52,660 --> 01:12:55,037
Wait a minute.
Who's Jill?

935
01:12:55,162 --> 01:12:58,040
- Hey
- Jill.

936
01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,667
What's she doing here?

937
01:13:00,918 --> 01:13:05,047
- She's shy.
- I'm not wearing pants.

938
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,843
Why is she not wearing pants?

939
01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:11,345
Or underwear.
Kev, you sinking the pink?

940
01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:14,765
Look, Simon,
you were totally right, man.

941
01:13:14,891 --> 01:13:18,603
Everything changed for me
when I started smoking pot.

942
01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:25,109
- What's the pink?
- Vagina.

943
01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:26,736
'So, what we're gonna do

944
01:13:26,861 --> 01:13:28,195
'is just whisk it all together,

945
01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:32,283
'and you want to whisk it together
so that any of the... the cocoa powder

946
01:13:32,408 --> 01:13:34,219
'and the cornstarch
all get mixed with the granulated...'

947
01:13:34,243 --> 01:13:37,955
Hey, kids.
He's making toffee.

948
01:13:38,831 --> 01:13:41,667
Dad?
Are you OK?

949
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,713
Oh, yeah.

950
01:13:45,838 --> 01:13:47,548
How did the job hunt go?

951
01:13:49,050 --> 01:13:51,427
Oh, I don't know, I...

952
01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:53,930
I guess we'll see
if anyone calls.

953
01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:56,599
Oh, don't they just hire you
if they like you?

954
01:13:56,724 --> 01:13:59,936
Well, there were
multiple candidates.

955
01:14:00,061 --> 01:14:03,356
Oh, hi, Simon.
What happened to your face?

956
01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:06,609
I fell down the escalator
at the shopping mall.

957
01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:09,612
Mm.

958
01:14:09,737 --> 01:14:13,491
You should go to the freezer,
get the peas, put them on that eye.

959
01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:17,870
Yeah, I can't.
Kev's guarding it like a hawk.

960
01:14:17,995 --> 01:14:19,664
That's his turf now.

961
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:22,875
Oh. You know he has a girlfriend?

962
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,711
Yeah, I do. Jill.

963
01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:27,171
She's a real peach.

964
01:14:29,048 --> 01:14:32,927
Look, Mom, Simon's gonna take me
to a rock show on Friday night.

965
01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,763
Oh, we talked about that.

966
01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:39,183
We don't like rock concerts for her
because of the strobe lights.

967
01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,468
There's not gonna be any
fuckin' strobe lights, Connie.

968
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:44,230
- You're thinking of a rave.
- What's that?

969
01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:48,317
It's a bunch of drug addicts,
glowsticks, shit fuckin' music.

970
01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:55,116
- Have you heard of the raves?
- Oh, yeah.

971
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,243
- Mom?
- What?

972
01:14:57,368 --> 01:15:00,037
Why are you and Dad
not wearing any pants?

973
01:15:02,999 --> 01:15:04,750
I'm not sure.

974
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:34,196
What the fuck
is going on in here?

975
01:15:35,573 --> 01:15:36,991
Is this provocative?

976
01:15:38,743 --> 01:15:41,162
I don't know what that is.

977
01:15:42,455 --> 01:15:45,249
Kill that ghetto blaster,
will ya?

978
01:15:53,132 --> 01:15:57,053
Do you want to put your hands
inside my sweatpants?

979
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:05,811
Look, how about a raincheck, hm?

980
01:16:05,936 --> 01:16:08,147
I don't even know
if I can get hard right now.

981
01:16:08,272 --> 01:16:11,734
My face feels like
fuckin' hamburger.

982
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:15,029
What do you got in that maraca?

983
01:16:15,154 --> 01:16:17,782
- My EZ-Dose?
- Yeah.

984
01:16:18,491 --> 01:16:20,076
Just my medications.

985
01:16:20,201 --> 01:16:21,827
Well, hook me up
with Sunday and Monday.

986
01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:23,871
I'm fuckin' dyin' here.

987
01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:41,263
Fuck.

988
01:16:45,768 --> 01:16:48,020
Hey, Simon?

989
01:16:48,145 --> 01:16:49,438
Mm-hm.

990
01:16:50,648 --> 01:16:52,650
What's a raincheck?

991
01:16:59,156 --> 01:17:00,741
Simon?

992
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:07,873
Simon?

993
01:17:12,503 --> 01:17:15,381
Sim...

994
01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:19,288
You've gotta wake up.
You've been asleep for eleven hours.

995
01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:23,097
Oh, fuck.
Those pills are lethal.

996
01:17:25,558 --> 01:17:27,810
You blast those every day?

997
01:17:33,691 --> 01:17:35,151
Can you drive me to China Hut?

998
01:17:35,276 --> 01:17:36,777
I've got an interview
in 30 minutes.

999
01:17:40,948 --> 01:17:42,491
All right.

1000
01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:50,708
Are we going in circles?

1001
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:54,003
Cos that's the third time
I've seen those garden gnomes.

1002
01:17:56,046 --> 01:17:58,883
Why do you keep looking
at that house?

1003
01:17:59,008 --> 01:18:00,402
We're still going
job hunting, right?

1004
01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:03,387
Man, fuck job hunting.
Fuck China Hut.

1005
01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,806
Fuck America.

1006
01:18:05,931 --> 01:18:07,731
I mean, are you really excited
to clean dishes

1007
01:18:07,766 --> 01:18:10,269
in the back
of some shithole buffet?

1008
01:18:16,358 --> 01:18:19,278
Wait, what am I supposed to say
if someone answers the door?

1009
01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:22,198
I don't know, just say
you lost your dog.

1010
01:18:22,323 --> 01:18:23,800
Ask if they've seen it
in the garden or some shit.

1011
01:18:23,824 --> 01:18:27,036
- Yeah, but I don't have a dog.
- Yeah, I know.

1012
01:18:27,161 --> 01:18:29,496
It's just pretend.

1013
01:18:29,622 --> 01:18:31,957
Oh. OK.

1014
01:18:33,042 --> 01:18:35,878
Can the dog's name be Chomby?

1015
01:18:37,004 --> 01:18:38,422
Yeah.

1016
01:19:02,071 --> 01:19:04,156
Nobody is in here.

1017
01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:22,299
You're not gonna burn
this house down, are you?

1018
01:19:22,424 --> 01:19:24,635
What? No.

1019
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,845
I live here sometimes.

1020
01:19:31,350 --> 01:19:34,311
Holy smokes, a real trap set.
Can I play it?

1021
01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:36,272
Knock yourself out.

1022
01:19:39,984 --> 01:19:42,027
Yo.

1023
01:19:42,152 --> 01:19:45,739
Where?
Where and when's the show?

1024
01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:50,202
All right, don't be late.

1025
01:19:52,288 --> 01:19:54,206
You suck at drums.

1026
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:58,419
Yeah, I'm more of a singer.

1027
01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:00,838
You sing, huh?

1028
01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:03,007
Like what?

1029
01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:05,926
Oh, like, just, like,
little songs I hear in my head.

1030
01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:08,262
Hey, whose equipment is all this?

1031
01:20:08,387 --> 01:20:10,514
- It was mine.
- Really?

1032
01:20:10,639 --> 01:20:12,975
- Mm-hm.
- You could play all these?

1033
01:20:17,271 --> 01:20:18,939
Come here.

1034
01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:21,900
I want to tell you something.
Come here.

1035
01:20:30,492 --> 01:20:33,287
Are you all right?

1036
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:37,041
Yeah, I just hit my elbow a little...

1037
01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:39,710
and my ribs.

1038
01:20:42,212 --> 01:20:43,881
All right, listen.

1039
01:20:49,136 --> 01:20:51,388
I'm John Q.

1040
01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:54,391
What?

1041
01:20:55,392 --> 01:20:58,103
I'm John Q. from PSYOPS.

1042
01:20:59,938 --> 01:21:01,857
You're not John Q.
Nobody knows who John Q. is.

1043
01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:06,612
Don't you think that maybe
John Q. knows who John Q. is?

1044
01:21:08,781 --> 01:21:10,616
What?

1045
01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:17,081
Close your eyes.

1046
01:21:20,084 --> 01:21:21,752
Close 'em.

1047
01:21:39,103 --> 01:21:40,604
Open 'em.

1048
01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:47,736
Big deal.

1049
01:21:47,861 --> 01:21:50,072
Looks just like the one I had
for Toboggan Club.

1050
01:21:51,907 --> 01:21:53,742
Smell it.

1051
01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:00,457
Ugh.

1052
01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:03,043
It smells like the headphones
on the hearing van.

1053
01:22:03,168 --> 01:22:05,295
That's the sweat of every show
we've ever played

1054
01:22:05,421 --> 01:22:07,256
trapped in this fucker.

1055
01:22:08,799 --> 01:22:10,342
That's the smell
of rock and roll.

1056
01:22:11,593 --> 01:22:13,595
What?

1057
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:16,056
You're still not convinced?

1058
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,609
Oh, my God.

1059
01:22:31,989 --> 01:22:34,158
You are John Q.

1060
01:22:35,492 --> 01:22:39,037
That's fuckin' awkward, huh?

1061
01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:41,290
I mean, not as awkward
as beating off to a torso

1062
01:22:41,415 --> 01:22:45,169
on a cartoon bedspread
for two years, I guess.

1063
01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:52,217
You have any idea how worked up
those Polaroids got me?

1064
01:22:57,181 --> 01:22:58,807
Did you write all those?

1065
01:23:02,102 --> 01:23:04,229
Fuckin' A.

1066
01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:05,856
How?

1067
01:23:08,025 --> 01:23:09,651
I mean, you call them
love poems,

1068
01:23:09,776 --> 01:23:13,030
but they're really these...
these brilliant power pop songs.

1069
01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:17,201
I mean, they're fuckin' genius.

1070
01:23:20,913 --> 01:23:24,249
Do you have any idea
what you're doing?

1071
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,881
Will you say something to me?

1072
01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,758
Are you all right?

1073
01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:43,435
No, leave it.

1074
01:23:45,437 --> 01:23:47,105
Violate me.

1075
01:23:48,232 --> 01:23:49,900
Fuck me.

1076
01:24:25,519 --> 01:24:28,063
I think I want more violation.

1077
01:24:29,773 --> 01:24:31,858
I gotta save my juice.

1078
01:24:33,443 --> 01:24:35,195
Let's rock out.

1079
01:24:37,239 --> 01:24:38,240
OK, hit it.

1080
01:24:41,660 --> 01:24:42,744
It's rolling.

1081
01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:24,536
I can't believe all that
only took, like, 20 minutes.

1082
01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:29,541
This one right here,
August 13th.

1083
01:25:29,666 --> 01:25:31,209
That was my favorite.

1084
01:25:35,339 --> 01:25:38,842
- You really want me to do this?
- Yeah.

1085
01:25:40,135 --> 01:25:41,970
Let's see what you got.

1086
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:46,099
OK, can I have a kiss?

1087
01:26:33,063 --> 01:26:37,567
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway

1088
01:26:39,152 --> 01:26:43,573
♪ Crack me open
so I feel the air inside me

1089
01:26:45,867 --> 01:26:48,704
♪ Like a tongue-tongue

1090
01:26:48,829 --> 01:26:50,872
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb

1091
01:26:50,997 --> 01:26:54,209
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum

1092
01:26:54,334 --> 01:26:57,254
♪ Call me and I'll come

1093
01:26:57,379 --> 01:26:59,506
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1094
01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,007
♪ Fuck 'em all

1095
01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:04,094
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us

1096
01:27:09,015 --> 01:27:13,186
♪ Am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?

1097
01:27:15,021 --> 01:27:19,276
♪ You don't know it
but you already miss me

1098
01:27:21,820 --> 01:27:24,531
♪ Like a tongue-tongue

1099
01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,950
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb

1100
01:27:27,075 --> 01:27:30,203
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum

1101
01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:32,497
♪ Call me and I'll come

1102
01:27:33,415 --> 01:27:35,500
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1103
01:27:35,625 --> 01:27:36,960
♪ Fuck 'em all

1104
01:27:37,085 --> 01:27:39,755
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us

1105
01:27:45,302 --> 01:27:47,512
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1106
01:27:47,637 --> 01:27:49,014
♪ Fuck 'em all

1107
01:27:49,139 --> 01:27:50,849
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us

1108
01:27:56,438 --> 01:27:57,939
♪ But us

1109
01:27:59,316 --> 01:28:01,026
♪ But us

1110
01:28:01,151 --> 01:28:04,571
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪

1111
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,578
Fuck.

1112
01:28:20,378 --> 01:28:22,464
That was tits.

1113
01:28:24,674 --> 01:28:26,510
Is tits good?

1114
01:28:27,511 --> 01:28:29,137
Yeah. Yeah.

1115
01:28:31,223 --> 01:28:32,599
Tits is good.

1116
01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:38,730
Let's mix it.

1117
01:28:43,610 --> 01:28:44,653
Simon?

1118
01:28:47,447 --> 01:28:49,074
Yeah, Mom?

1119
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:52,410
What's going on down here?

1120
01:28:54,454 --> 01:28:55,831
How did you get in?

1121
01:28:58,834 --> 01:28:59,918
With my key.

1122
01:29:01,294 --> 01:29:04,005
You're not supposed
to have a key.

1123
01:29:04,130 --> 01:29:06,424
Who's this?

1124
01:29:06,550 --> 01:29:10,637
This, um... is Patty.

1125
01:29:13,098 --> 01:29:15,684
We're recording a song.

1126
01:29:15,809 --> 01:29:17,894
How was Tanzania?

1127
01:29:18,019 --> 01:29:21,940
Tanzania?
Are you both on dope?

1128
01:29:22,065 --> 01:29:23,358
He's definitely on dope.

1129
01:29:23,483 --> 01:29:25,527
All right, back off, Renae.
I'm not on dope.

1130
01:29:25,652 --> 01:29:27,380
He totally is, Mom. I can tell.
He won't look at me.

1131
01:29:27,404 --> 01:29:30,198
He looks past me,
but not into my eyes

1132
01:29:30,323 --> 01:29:31,467
cos he doesn't want me
to see his eyes.

1133
01:29:31,491 --> 01:29:34,411
Jesus fucking Christ! Can we
just eat the fucking meal?

1134
01:29:34,536 --> 01:29:36,136
Don't talk like that
in front of my kids.

1135
01:29:36,204 --> 01:29:37,306
We learned about dope
in D.A.R.E.

1136
01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,416
Dopers share needles
and get AIDS.

1137
01:29:41,001 --> 01:29:42,168
Why are you here?

1138
01:29:43,879 --> 01:29:45,797
Oh, it's nice
to see you too, Dad.

1139
01:29:45,922 --> 01:29:49,509
- Answer your father.
- If it's about money, no way.

1140
01:29:49,634 --> 01:29:52,095
Well, don't worry about it.
I'm not after your goddamn money.

1141
01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:54,556
There's an agenda, Mom.
There's always an agenda.

1142
01:29:54,681 --> 01:29:57,309
If I were you, I'd check
my jewelry box before he bails.

1143
01:29:57,434 --> 01:29:59,603
- Shut the fuck up, Renae!
- Strike two.

1144
01:30:02,689 --> 01:30:05,859
What is this?
What are you doin'?

1145
01:30:05,984 --> 01:30:07,611
- What is this?
- He's high, Mom.

1146
01:30:07,736 --> 01:30:09,505
Don't pay attention to him.
It's what he wants.

1147
01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:11,239
He feeds off it.

1148
01:30:11,364 --> 01:30:12,782
Uncle Simon
has dirty fingernails

1149
01:30:12,908 --> 01:30:14,308
like the dopers
in my D.A.R.E. book.

1150
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:15,493
Hello?

1151
01:30:15,619 --> 01:30:17,996
Hey, sorry I'm late.
Why is the front door looked?

1152
01:30:18,121 --> 01:30:20,540
Oh.
What are you doin' here?

1153
01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:24,628
- Hi. I'm Danny.
- Hi.

1154
01:30:24,753 --> 01:30:27,297
- Did you give him your key?
- Yeah. So?

1155
01:30:27,422 --> 01:30:28,632
Why'd you do that?

1156
01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:30,276
You know he's not supposed
to be in here, right?

1157
01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:33,511
- Relax, Renae.
- I need to relax, Danny?

1158
01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:35,180
Poor Mom had to come home

1159
01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:36,949
and find these two
in the basement shooting up.

1160
01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:38,141
Oh, my God.

1161
01:30:40,393 --> 01:30:41,621
- What's going on here?
- Nothing.

1162
01:30:41,645 --> 01:30:43,563
Nobody's shooting dope,
all right?

1163
01:30:43,688 --> 01:30:46,358
We were writing a song
in the basement.

1164
01:30:46,483 --> 01:30:47,734
I can't do this anymore!

1165
01:30:47,859 --> 01:30:49,611
Great, now Dad's upset.

1166
01:30:49,736 --> 01:30:51,738
Stop picking on Simon!

1167
01:30:51,863 --> 01:30:54,616
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.

1168
01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:56,242
You're all being mean!

1169
01:30:57,702 --> 01:30:58,703
He doesn't do dope.

1170
01:30:58,828 --> 01:31:00,705
He just ate Sunday and Monday
from my EZ-Dose

1171
01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:02,791
because he got beat up.

1172
01:31:02,916 --> 01:31:04,236
Mommy, what is she talking about?

1173
01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:07,379
I have no idea. I think she's
just as strung out as he is.

1174
01:31:07,504 --> 01:31:09,297
OK, you know what?
Leave her out of this.

1175
01:31:09,422 --> 01:31:11,883
Look, you seem
like a nice enough girl,

1176
01:31:12,008 --> 01:31:13,551
but I'm sure
he's got you brainwashed

1177
01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:16,137
or he's manipulating you
with drugs somehow.

1178
01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:18,640
Simon is a pathological liar.

1179
01:31:18,765 --> 01:31:22,227
He's a thief and a total pyro.

1180
01:31:22,352 --> 01:31:23,788
Hey, you know the cops have been
sniffing around for you?

1181
01:31:23,812 --> 01:31:24,813
Yeah.

1182
01:31:24,938 --> 01:31:26,582
They came by the office
and grilled me for a half hour.

1183
01:31:26,606 --> 01:31:29,484
Oh, God.
Oh, no.

1184
01:31:29,609 --> 01:31:32,028
It's OK, Mom.
He'll be gone soon.

1185
01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:33,780
What's a pyro again?

1186
01:31:33,905 --> 01:31:36,366
- A pyro's...
- Oh. Are you serious?

1187
01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:39,035
OK, you know what?
Knock it off! Knock it off!

1188
01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:42,163
- Not the sharpest stick, is she?
- Don't talk about her like that!

1189
01:31:42,288 --> 01:31:44,290
- Like what?
- Like she's subhuman,

1190
01:31:44,416 --> 01:31:46,251
and with that condescending
fucking tone!

1191
01:31:46,376 --> 01:31:47,961
All right!
That's three!

1192
01:31:48,086 --> 01:31:50,255
Yeah? What the fuck are you
gonna do about it, Allen?

1193
01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:53,383
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey, hey!

1194
01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:55,152
- Come on, motherfucker!
- Hey, hey, hey, stop!

1195
01:31:55,176 --> 01:31:57,345
- Here you go, come on.
- Let's go, big shot!

1196
01:31:58,805 --> 01:32:00,140
Get out!

1197
01:32:00,932 --> 01:32:04,394
You ruin everything!

1198
01:32:04,519 --> 01:32:06,438
Just get out of here!

1199
01:32:07,772 --> 01:32:09,190
Come on.

1200
01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:25,540
So, what'd you think
of my family?

1201
01:32:26,583 --> 01:32:29,294
I like your brother, Danny.

1202
01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:31,546
Yeah, he's solid.

1203
01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:33,089
Simon?

1204
01:32:34,632 --> 01:32:35,925
Yeah?

1205
01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:38,887
Do you think I'm a retard?

1206
01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:44,434
Don't you ever talk like that.

1207
01:32:46,394 --> 01:32:47,645
Even

1208
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:50,857
You are not a retard.

1209
01:32:52,192 --> 01:32:54,819
You are a total punk rocker.

1210
01:32:57,822 --> 01:33:00,325
- I am?
- Yes.

1211
01:33:02,869 --> 01:33:05,705
You are punk as fuck.

1212
01:33:10,752 --> 01:33:12,295
Can we listen
to our song in here?

1213
01:33:12,420 --> 01:33:14,005
Fuck, yeah.

1214
01:33:15,048 --> 01:33:17,050
Pop that shit in the tape deck.

1215
01:33:28,353 --> 01:33:30,605
Are we going on our date now?

1216
01:33:32,565 --> 01:33:34,275
Yeah, we're going
on our date now.

1217
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:38,238
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway...

1218
01:33:40,281 --> 01:33:43,243
- Simon?
- Hmm?

1219
01:33:43,368 --> 01:33:46,746
Remember when I told you that
yesterday was the best day ever?

1220
01:33:46,871 --> 01:33:48,623
♪ Like a tongue-tongue...

1221
01:33:49,457 --> 01:33:50,959
Yeah.

1222
01:33:53,294 --> 01:33:55,463
Today is even better.

1223
01:33:58,341 --> 01:34:00,426
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1224
01:34:00,552 --> 01:34:02,011
♪ Fuck 'em all

1225
01:34:02,137 --> 01:34:03,721
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪

1226
01:34:11,771 --> 01:34:13,064
What a fuckin' dump.

1227
01:34:13,189 --> 01:34:15,316
I mean that's, what, 40 people?

1228
01:34:15,441 --> 01:34:16,943
You call this a show?

1229
01:34:17,068 --> 01:34:19,445
It's punk rock, you dumb fuck.

1230
01:34:20,947 --> 01:34:22,532
Hey, you watch your fuckin' mouth.

1231
01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:24,534
You have any idea
how many bands would kill

1232
01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:26,119
to play a show
with The Alliance?

1233
01:34:26,244 --> 01:34:27,704
I'm throwing you
a fuckin' bone, kid.

1234
01:34:27,829 --> 01:34:29,706
Yeah? Well, why don't you
take that bone

1235
01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:32,041
and shove it up
your fat fuckin' ass?

1236
01:34:34,752 --> 01:34:36,897
What's with your boy?
How come I gotta fuckin' twist his arm

1237
01:34:36,921 --> 01:34:40,049
to play with the hottest band
out of New York?

1238
01:34:40,175 --> 01:34:43,595
Fuckin' hottest pile of shit
out of New York.

1239
01:34:43,720 --> 01:34:46,931
Oh, OK. So, so you're
gonna tell me what's hot?

1240
01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:49,309
Kid, I'm standing in the fuckin'
filthiest green room

1241
01:34:49,434 --> 01:34:50,685
I've ever seen in my life,

1242
01:34:50,810 --> 01:34:53,146
and you're about to play
next to a fuckin' Chevy Impala.

1243
01:34:53,271 --> 01:34:55,690
Yeah, well, nobody asked you
to fucking come.

1244
01:34:55,815 --> 01:34:58,026
- Actually, I did.
- You would.

1245
01:34:58,151 --> 01:34:59,402
Let's do this.

1246
01:34:59,527 --> 01:35:01,487
Troy says
we gotta be out by ten.

1247
01:35:01,613 --> 01:35:03,698
You're makin'
a huge fuckin' mistake.

1248
01:35:03,823 --> 01:35:06,302
These cocksuckers said you're playing,
and I'm holding you to it.

1249
01:35:06,326 --> 01:35:07,911
I sunk my own money
in this promotion.

1250
01:35:08,036 --> 01:35:10,580
Yeah?
That's not my fuckin' problem.

1251
01:35:10,705 --> 01:35:13,100
I booked it two weeks ago.
I'm makin' it your fuckin' problem.

1252
01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:15,335
How about this?
Fuck you!

1253
01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:17,587
Fuck your problems!

1254
01:35:17,712 --> 01:35:21,341
I'd rather fuck my own mom
than play with The Alliance.

1255
01:35:29,390 --> 01:35:31,226
- Let's go.
- Simon!

1256
01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:38,274
You cunts just made
my shit list.

1257
01:35:38,399 --> 01:35:40,399
This little fuck-up's gonna
cost me a lot of money.

1258
01:35:43,988 --> 01:35:45,990
What the fuck is this shit?

1259
01:35:57,669 --> 01:35:58,896
♪ You make the rules,
we break the rules

1260
01:35:58,920 --> 01:35:59,921
♪ We do it our way

1261
01:36:00,046 --> 01:36:02,215
♪ Rejects of society
and we are here to stay

1262
01:36:02,340 --> 01:36:03,567
♪ Won't take your shit
no fucking more

1263
01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:04,717
♪ Today is the day

1264
01:36:04,842 --> 01:36:05,945
♪ Time has come
to give you some

1265
01:36:05,969 --> 01:36:07,512
♪ Get out of my face

1266
01:36:11,557 --> 01:36:12,952
♪ Shit that's flying
out of your mouth

1267
01:36:12,976 --> 01:36:14,018
♪ I'm going insane

1268
01:36:14,143 --> 01:36:15,246
♪ One more fucking
word from you

1269
01:36:15,270 --> 01:36:16,354
♪ I'll kick you in the face

1270
01:36:16,479 --> 01:36:17,623
♪ Have no respect
for your kind

1271
01:36:17,647 --> 01:36:18,727
♪ You're cancer in my brain

1272
01:36:18,815 --> 01:36:20,055
♪ We're paranoid,
it's justified

1273
01:36:20,149 --> 01:36:21,317
♪ This is what we say

1274
01:36:24,028 --> 01:36:25,405
♪ We won't obey

1275
01:36:25,530 --> 01:36:29,617
♪ We won't, we won't obey

1276
01:36:29,742 --> 01:36:33,579
♪ We won't, we won't obey

1277
01:36:33,705 --> 01:36:37,709
♪ We won't, we won't obey

1278
01:36:39,002 --> 01:36:40,128
♪ We won't obey

1279
01:36:41,337 --> 01:36:43,464
♪ We won't obey

1280
01:36:43,589 --> 01:36:44,590
♪ We won't obey

1281
01:36:45,633 --> 01:36:47,051
<i>SNoa'</i>

1282
01:36:48,970 --> 01:36:52,849
This next one is dedicated
to my music girlfriend.

1283
01:37:04,319 --> 01:37:06,362
♪ Microwave it, shove it down

1284
01:37:06,487 --> 01:37:08,531
♪ Too bad your food
is turning brown

1285
01:37:08,656 --> 01:37:10,742
♪ Poison veggies
and plastic meat

1286
01:37:10,867 --> 01:37:13,077
♪ Nothing real
for us to eat

1287
01:37:13,202 --> 01:37:15,246
♪ Around the table,
Mom and Dad

1288
01:37:15,371 --> 01:37:17,582
♪ Conversations
that make you sad

1289
01:37:17,707 --> 01:37:20,626
♪ A lot of talking,
endless dread

1290
01:37:20,752 --> 01:37:22,045
♪ Just shove it
in and off to bed

1291
01:37:22,170 --> 01:37:24,505
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America

1292
01:37:24,630 --> 01:37:26,466
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America

1293
01:37:26,591 --> 01:37:29,010
♪ Dinnertime,
dinner in America ♪

1294
01:37:35,767 --> 01:37:36,768
Run!

1295
01:37:45,109 --> 01:37:47,570
FUCK you!
FUCK you!

1296
01:37:47,695 --> 01:37:49,405
How fucking unpunk is it,

1297
01:37:49,530 --> 01:37:51,908
turn me in on some
Crime Stoppers hotline?

1298
01:37:52,033 --> 01:37:54,160
Fucking bullshit!

1299
01:37:54,285 --> 01:37:55,387
- Motherfucker!
- Get in the car!

1300
01:37:55,411 --> 01:37:58,539
Wait, wait! Wait!

1301
01:37:58,664 --> 01:38:02,710
You can't take him!
He didn't do anything!

1302
01:38:02,835 --> 01:38:05,380
Hey, have fun in the nasty.

1303
01:38:06,255 --> 01:38:08,549
They're gonna crack your pelvis
like a softshell crab.

1304
01:38:14,389 --> 01:38:16,015
Hey-

1305
01:38:16,140 --> 01:38:19,685
- I got your cigarettes.
- Aw, that's fuckin' tits.

1306
01:38:30,363 --> 01:38:32,907
Sorry about this shitty
fucking date.

1307
01:38:35,201 --> 01:38:37,412
It doesn't get much worse
than this.

1308
01:38:37,537 --> 01:38:41,124
It's OK. I'm just happy
I got to see you play.

1309
01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:46,170
I'm not gonna see you
for a while, huh?

1310
01:38:50,508 --> 01:38:53,928
- Hey, Simon?
- Yeah?

1311
01:38:54,053 --> 01:38:57,432
Remember when you dedicated the
song to your music girlfriend?

1312
01:38:58,349 --> 01:39:00,059
Mm-hm.

1313
01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:02,437
You were looking at me, right?

1314
01:39:03,938 --> 01:39:06,023
Yeah, I was lookin' at you.

1315
01:39:06,607 --> 01:39:08,109
I thought so.

1316
01:39:12,280 --> 01:39:14,073
Simon?

1317
01:39:14,198 --> 01:39:15,199
Yeah?

1318
01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:20,746
You're my real boyfriend now, right?

1319
01:39:24,625 --> 01:39:27,128
Yeah, I'm your real boyfriend.

1320
01:39:38,681 --> 01:39:39,974
No contact.

1321
01:39:40,099 --> 01:39:42,435
Keep that cigarette
out of the prisoner's mouth.

1322
01:39:50,443 --> 01:39:52,278
Stay punk.

1323
01:40:04,665 --> 01:40:06,250
Patty?

1324
01:40:06,375 --> 01:40:08,461
I told you it was her.

1325
01:40:09,170 --> 01:40:11,380
Hey, Sissy. Hi, Karen.

1326
01:40:11,506 --> 01:40:13,799
Were you just totally
tongue-fucking John Q.

1327
01:40:13,925 --> 01:40:15,384
In the back of that cruiser?

1328
01:40:15,510 --> 01:40:17,428
Uh-huh.

1329
01:40:17,553 --> 01:40:19,138
He's my real boyfriend.

1330
01:40:20,223 --> 01:40:24,101
We're starting a riot girl band.
You wanna be in it?

1331
01:40:26,312 --> 01:40:27,730
Uh-huh.

1332
01:40:48,918 --> 01:40:52,213
'Patty, thanks
for the care package.

1333
01:40:52,338 --> 01:40:54,715
'I almost cried
when I saw the earplugs.

1334
01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:57,218
'If Lloyd was at an eight
before, now he's at a two.'

1335
01:41:00,012 --> 01:41:01,806
'Every now and then,
he hits a four.

1336
01:41:01,931 --> 01:41:04,809
'Gets himself whipped up into
a frenzy over Michelle McBride

1337
01:41:04,934 --> 01:41:06,310
'on the Action Five News.'

1338
01:41:10,523 --> 01:41:13,317
'There isn't shit to do here
but pump iron, write,

1339
01:41:13,442 --> 01:41:15,820
'and steer clear
of the shower sharks.

1340
01:41:17,530 --> 01:41:19,323
'Thanks for the notebook.

1341
01:41:19,448 --> 01:41:23,911
'I was down to my last one,
so the timing was tits.

1342
01:41:24,036 --> 01:41:26,664
'All insanity aside, I probably
generated enough material

1343
01:41:26,789 --> 01:41:30,710
'for ten albums
in this shithole.

1344
01:41:30,835 --> 01:41:33,963
'I hope Danny can drive you up
again for the holiday weekend.

1345
01:41:34,088 --> 01:41:35,732
'It's the only thing
I have to look forward to,

1346
01:41:35,756 --> 01:41:38,217
'even if we only get
half an hour.

1347
01:41:38,342 --> 01:41:42,346
'Trust me, I'm countin'
the fuckin' minutes.

1348
01:41:43,931 --> 01:41:47,226
'Your music boyfriend, Simon.

1349
01:41:49,270 --> 01:41:53,441
Thanks for taking care
of shit with Albert for me.

1350
01:41:53,566 --> 01:41:56,444
'Tell him Reggie's
peach cobbler is dynamite.

1351
01:41:56,569 --> 01:41:59,697
'For real, I think it saved my life.

1352
01:41:59,822 --> 01:42:02,617
'And you should see me.
I probably put on 15 pounds.'

1353
01:42:15,171 --> 01:42:16,273
'I'm feeling so much stronger

1354
01:42:16,297 --> 01:42:19,383
'since I stopped eating
the shit they feed the animals.

1355
01:42:20,593 --> 01:42:22,386
'It's just too bad
you have to go to prison

1356
01:42:22,511 --> 01:42:26,265
'to get a decent
dinner in America.'

1357
01:42:30,645 --> 01:42:33,773
What's so funny, retard?

1358
01:42:36,192 --> 01:42:38,235
Hey, horse face,
we're fucking talking to you.

1359
01:42:38,361 --> 01:42:40,672
- Is she fucking ignoring us?
- Are you ignoring us, retard?

1360
01:42:40,696 --> 01:42:43,574
Maybe she's one
of those deaf mute retards.

1361
01:42:43,699 --> 01:42:49,372
Hey, are you one of those
deaf, mute retards?

1362
01:42:53,376 --> 01:42:55,378
'Stop requested.'

1363
01:43:05,054 --> 01:43:08,182
You need to take it down a notch,
motherfucker!

1364
01:43:37,837 --> 01:43:42,007
♪ I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway

1365
01:43:43,843 --> 01:43:48,013
♪ Crack me open
so I feel the air inside me

1366
01:43:50,683 --> 01:43:52,518
♪ Like a tongue-tongue

1367
01:43:53,602 --> 01:43:55,730
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb

1368
01:43:55,855 --> 01:43:59,108
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum

1369
01:43:59,233 --> 01:44:01,610
♪ Call me and I'll come

1370
01:44:02,153 --> 01:44:04,280
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1371
01:44:04,405 --> 01:44:05,698
♪ Fuck 'em all

1372
01:44:05,823 --> 01:44:08,576
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us

1373
01:44:13,831 --> 01:44:18,002
♪ Am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?

1374
01:44:19,920 --> 01:44:23,758
♪ You don't know it
but you already miss me

1375
01:44:26,635 --> 01:44:28,512
♪ Like a tongue-tongue

1376
01:44:29,555 --> 01:44:31,432
♪ In my eardrum, dumb-dumb

1377
01:44:31,557 --> 01:44:34,935
♪ Music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yum

1378
01:44:35,060 --> 01:44:37,313
♪ Call me and I'll come

1379
01:44:38,147 --> 01:44:40,357
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1380
01:44:40,483 --> 01:44:41,859
♪ Fuck 'em all

1381
01:44:41,984 --> 01:44:44,403
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us

1382
01:44:50,159 --> 01:44:52,369
♪ Fuck the rest of them

1383
01:44:52,495 --> 01:44:53,871
♪ Fuck 'em all

1384
01:44:53,996 --> 01:44:56,332
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us

1385
01:45:01,128 --> 01:45:02,630
♪ But us

1386
01:45:04,048 --> 01:45:05,841
♪ But us

1387
01:45:05,966 --> 01:45:09,386
♪ Fuck 'em all, but us ♪