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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo, boo, boo ♪
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♪ Boo, boo,
boo, boo ♪
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Ooh!
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- Mommy!
- Aaaaaaah!
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- Duncan!
- Duncan!
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Hey, Mavis,
how do you want your eggs?
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Uh, Mr. Mitch, are you
gonna put a shirt on?
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Oh. Guess I should.
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Okay, socks, sweaters.
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Here we go.
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Not anymore, shirt.
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Okay, I'm just gonna say it.
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What the hell's going on?
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As someone who's
lived at school,
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I think he's living at school.
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Looking like
Mitch got ditched.
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Children are so
damn perceptive.
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Okay, my girl and I
are going through a bit
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of a rough patch,
and I just ask for privacy
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during these trying times.
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- We understand.
- Fine. I'll talk about it.
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I asked her to marry me,
and she said, nah,
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which is way worse than no.
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I first sensed her pulling
away during the summer when--
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When you rented that bicycle
built for two on her birthday,
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and she wanted her own bike.
Go on.
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And the other night,
she called me needy.
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Y'all know me. Am I needy?
Bex, am I?
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Um, we're supposed
to report when
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teachers grab and shake us.
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I guess it's needy
to buy a ring
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and want to share
your life with someone.
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I don't know about needy,
but it's hella thirsty.
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Anyway, she asked me
to leave the townhouse.
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Isn't it your townhouse?
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You try telling that
to a woman
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with Cardi B fingernails.
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So I'm crashing here
till I find a place.
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Now, let's get on with
today's lesson--laundry.
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Everybody grab a shirt
and start folding
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while I sob at my desk.
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The funniest thing
happened at school today.
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Mr. Mitch proposed
to his girlfriend,
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and she said, nah, and kicked
his sorry ass to the curb.
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Pass the ketchup?
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Wait, what's the funny part?
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Oh, I forgot to say.
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He was crying.
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His glasses were foggy as hell.
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Dad, ketchup!
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Duncan, that poor man
is in pain.
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A teacher is in pain.
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It's totally different.
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Yeah, teachers aren't,
like, people with feelings.
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They're like celebrities.
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We don't feel bad for them
because they're so rich.
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How much do you think
teachers make?
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Coach Walters' car is an
old limo, so you do the math.
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Jack, a teacher we met
a couple of times is hurting.
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We should get involved.
- Absolutely.
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No one makes a man forget
a woman faster than me.
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Once you go Jack,
you never go back.
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And you know
I'll show him a good time.
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What exactly are you guys
talking about doing here?
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Stay out of it.
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I can't be the kid
whose parents
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are friends with the teacher.
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My status will drop
from loser to lame ass,
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and the only way
I'll be cool again
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is if I kill you in your sleep.
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You can be friends
with my teacher.
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I love her!
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She wears a pink bow
and doesn't shave her armpits.
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I mean it.
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If you guys hang out
with Mr. Mitch,
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you better sleep
with one eye open.
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Are you seriously threatening
to kill us, Duncan?
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I'm sorry. I love you.
Just obey me.
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Hey, Mr. Mitch. Annie Harris.
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What are you doing
tomorrow night?
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I mean, besides crying?
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Jeez, that's a loud sandwich!
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My stepdad packed
my lunch today.
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It's the leftover bones
from his dinner last night.
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Damn, you broke, Wolf!
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What's your Venmo?
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I've got something to say to
Duncan that I probably
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should say privately,
but what the hell.
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Tell your parents thanks
for inviting me out, champ.
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Uh?
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Your parents are friends
with a teacher?
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Shut up. It's not funny.
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Let's go back to laughing
at Wolf's messed up home life.
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I'm afraid
that ship has sailed.
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All eyes are on you.
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Thank God.
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Now I can eat
this corncob in peace.
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Hi, is Mr. Mitch home?
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Oh, I thought
you were Postmates
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with my orange chicken.
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Mitch, your parents are here.
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Mr. Mitch?
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I'm under the blanket
spying on my girlfriend
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with a telescope.
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She's throwing a party
to celebrate our breakup.
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Oh, good.
A cop is there to shut it down.
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No, wait. He's a stripper.
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Hold up. HOA president's there.
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She's in trouble now.
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Nope, also a stripper.
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Well, I'm off to the carport.
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No, she's not the only one
that knows how to party.
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Yeah, if you think
she's getting wild,
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wait till you see
where we're taking you.
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both:
Cosmic bowling!
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In a certain state of mind,
I would really enjoy this.
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But I think I'm gonna
get back to spying on my ex.
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Come on, it's mind-blowing.
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Look at the stars,
the dandruff, the pit stains.
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A spectacle like this only
happens once every seven days.
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So let's bowl
with the lights off.
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♪ Let's go bowling! ♪
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Ah!
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Bleh!
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ants:
Yay!
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♪ Let's go bowling! ♪
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all:
Ah!
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♪ Let's go bowling! ♪
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Lane 14, please go home.
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That was a magical night.
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Thanks, Annie and Jack.
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You really got me
over the hump.
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Can you little guys
take me home?
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I'm down on Sixth Street
by the Food for Less.
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Haha, yeah.
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That's good.
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Aw, he's gonna be all right.
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It feels good to help someone
and be carried by ants.
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ants:
Yay!
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That's us, the red Kia.
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Seriously, Mom?
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Leftover potato salad
for breakfast?
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Oh, just put
some syrup on it.
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There, it's breakfast.
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We didn't have time
to get to the store.
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We were busy helping a man
cosmic bowl his misery away.
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Now drink your orange juice.
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This is Dayquil!
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Oh, just put
some syrup in it.
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Breakfast, anyone?
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Rocco's chicken and waffles?
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Oh, they made a mistake.
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They gave you dinner
and breakfast.
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Oh, hold on.
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There's a brochure for white
people in here somewhere.
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Mmm-hmm. Uh-huh.
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This is the greatest idea ever!
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Damn, this hits.
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Why did I say that?
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You didn't have
to do all this.
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All we did was pull you
back from the brink
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of emotional suicide.
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Actually, I did have
a little favor to ask.
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Turns out my new
apartment building
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doesn't allow pets
who bite the landlord.
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Can you watch Mavis
till I find a new place?
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both:
Aw, can we, Mom?
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You girls begged
for a hamster,
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and you did a terrible job
taking care of it.
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How many times
do we have to tell you,
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Ophelia smelled
and we hated her.
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Mavis smells,
but we love her!
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Pleasey, please.
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Aw, they deserve
a second chance.
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All right,
but if this one dies,
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I'm not digging the hole.
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both:
Yay!
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Come on, Mavis.
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Let's put a bow in your hair
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and pick a funny voice for you.
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I'm Mavis.
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She doesn't sound like that.
She's more like...
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I am Ma-vis.
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Actually, Mavis is British,
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but they were having
so much fun.
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So what are we doing today?
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Well, we have work.
Don't you?
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I can come and go
as I please.
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We won that
in our last contract.
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Teachers union, baby.
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Oh, I'm still covered
in ant bites from last night.
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Maybe another time.
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Huh? Oh, hey, Mr. Mitch.
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What a pleasant surprise.
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Mom, Dad, got a second?
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You're hurting me!
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What is he doing here?
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I forbade you from seeing him!
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And I remember because I had
to learn what forbade meant.
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Will you calm down?
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He just stopped by
to bring us chicken.
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And waffles.
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- What?
- Here's the brochure.
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Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
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Wow.
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All right, but when I'm done
with this soulful blend
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of sweet and savory flavors,
this friendship is over.
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Damn, this hits.
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Hey!
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Who's the pooch?
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My name is Mavis,
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and these are my
responsible doggie sitters.
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I'm surprised after
the tragic passing of Ophelia.
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God rest that
little critter.
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Does she know any tricks?
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Does she know any tricks?
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Bradley, get your
inhaler ready.
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Mavis, roll over.
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Mavis, moonwalk!
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What trick is she doing now?
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I'll tell you
what she's doing!
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She's dropping
a big old cannoli!
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all:
Ew!
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Let's run to the
swing set, Beat.
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Right behind you, LJ.
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Oh, my God, Mavis.
That's disgusting.
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That's the size
of our hamster!
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Well, it's supposed
to be good for the Earth
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or something.
Let's get out of here.
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Hi. Where do you think
you're going?
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Oh, hey, Mayor Jen.
We were just walking away
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from that giant piece of crap
our dog left.
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You can't just dump and dash.
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I ran on that platform!
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Dump, dash, die.
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Scoop the poop,
or it's a $500 fine.
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There's only one thing
we can do.
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Mavis, kill!
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Get to scooping, ladies.
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While it's still hot.
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both:
Ew!
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- Yes!
- Hey, Duncan.
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Saw your parents bowling with
Mr. Mitch on his Instagram.
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Guess what?
That is disturbingly wack.
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Personally, I think it's
beautiful that your parents
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have opened up their marriage.
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So is Mr. Mitch
your stepdad now?
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Do you prefer Duncan Harris
Mitch or Duncan Mitch Harris?
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Oh!
Or Mini Mitch?
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Mia, I know you want to show
you're part of the gang,
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but please don't
get in on this.
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Come on, flick me the ball.
- Why?
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So you can
confiscate it and give it
258
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:56,932
to your boyfriend, Mitch?
259
00:09:56,998 --> 00:09:59,403
He's not my boyfriend.
He's my parents' boyfriend.
260
00:09:59,436 --> 00:10:00,639
No, wait. No.
261
00:10:00,706 --> 00:10:02,309
He's none of our boyfriends.
Ah!
262
00:10:02,309 --> 00:10:03,111
Sorry I'm late.
263
00:10:03,177 --> 00:10:04,948
Before I reveal
who won World War II,
264
00:10:05,014 --> 00:10:06,852
I have a much
bigger announcement.
265
00:10:06,885 --> 00:10:09,056
I'm introducing a new award,
Student of the Week,
266
00:10:09,123 --> 00:10:11,427
awarded to a student
of excellence.
267
00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:12,930
Finally, it's happening!
268
00:10:12,997 --> 00:10:15,201
The winner will receive
immunity from pop quizzes,
269
00:10:15,301 --> 00:10:18,474
a lifetime hall pass,
this Burger King paper crown,
270
00:10:18,509 --> 00:10:19,777
and a 6-foot party sub.
271
00:10:19,811 --> 00:10:21,247
No!
272
00:10:21,313 --> 00:10:23,251
Mia, can I have
the middle foot of the sub?
273
00:10:23,317 --> 00:10:25,890
Sorry, Bex, the middle
is the gooiest part.
274
00:10:25,923 --> 00:10:28,261
Mia, get up here...
275
00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:31,535
And tell Duncan he's won
Student of the Week.
276
00:10:31,601 --> 00:10:32,837
What?
277
00:10:32,904 --> 00:10:34,574
That's a really cruel way
to announce an award.
278
00:10:34,641 --> 00:10:36,110
Me? Seriously, why?
279
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,214
I just think
you are a great kid.
280
00:10:38,247 --> 00:10:39,851
♪ Student of the Week ♪
281
00:10:39,918 --> 00:10:41,020
♪ What a cool guy ♪
282
00:10:41,053 --> 00:10:42,422
♪ His parents are my friends ♪
283
00:10:42,489 --> 00:10:44,426
♪ Shouldn't have sang
that part ♪
284
00:10:44,493 --> 00:10:46,598
All the rest of you, pop quiz.
285
00:10:49,336 --> 00:10:52,175
Mmm, so gooey.
286
00:10:54,346 --> 00:10:56,417
Oh, hell no.
287
00:10:58,689 --> 00:10:59,791
Mr. Mitch?
288
00:10:59,824 --> 00:11:01,360
Oh, hey, Annie.
289
00:11:01,393 --> 00:11:03,765
I completely forgot you work
in parking enforcement
290
00:11:03,799 --> 00:11:05,201
when I was parking
on this curb.
291
00:11:05,235 --> 00:11:06,738
Guess we could spend
some time together
292
00:11:06,805 --> 00:11:08,140
while you write me up.
293
00:11:08,207 --> 00:11:10,946
Um, yeah, but it's an
expensive ticket, Mr. Mitch.
294
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,415
Why don't you just
move your car?
295
00:11:12,482 --> 00:11:13,284
Oh, no.
296
00:11:13,351 --> 00:11:14,654
I wouldn't want
any special treatment
297
00:11:14,721 --> 00:11:16,958
just because
we're best friends.
298
00:11:16,992 --> 00:11:18,762
Want to hop in
and do Carpool Karaoke?
299
00:11:18,795 --> 00:11:19,797
I'll be Corden.
300
00:11:19,898 --> 00:11:21,000
I don't know who that is,
301
00:11:21,066 --> 00:11:22,402
and I'm kind of working
right now.
302
00:11:22,469 --> 00:11:24,339
No problem.
I'll see you later.
303
00:11:26,343 --> 00:11:27,547
Did I do that?
304
00:11:31,621 --> 00:11:34,192
So glad you could come over
on such short notice.
305
00:11:34,259 --> 00:11:35,763
Here's the problem.
306
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,800
Somebody jammed
a football in there.
307
00:11:37,867 --> 00:11:40,004
Huh, that's weird. Oh, well.
308
00:11:40,071 --> 00:11:42,275
Guess we'll just have to
toss it around, buddy.
309
00:11:42,342 --> 00:11:43,177
Go long!
310
00:11:43,244 --> 00:11:45,716
Uh, I have a lot
of other customers.
311
00:11:46,751 --> 00:11:48,622
Oh! Incomplete.
312
00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:50,759
Hey, why don't you look
back down in there?
313
00:11:50,826 --> 00:11:52,997
I put a couple beers in.
314
00:11:54,099 --> 00:11:55,903
We came as fast as we could.
315
00:11:56,003 --> 00:11:57,773
You said they found drugs
in Duncan's locker?
316
00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,844
Nah, I texted "'Sup?"
to you guys
317
00:11:59,944 --> 00:12:01,815
20 minutes ago,
and you didn't respond,
318
00:12:01,848 --> 00:12:03,384
so I had to come up
with something grabbier.
319
00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:06,524
Now that you're here, have you
all played "Apples to Apples"?
320
00:12:06,591 --> 00:12:07,727
It's wild.
321
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:09,564
Mr. Mitch, we're going.
322
00:12:09,597 --> 00:12:10,799
Duncan joined a gang.
323
00:12:10,866 --> 00:12:12,235
both: What?
- Nah, I'm playing.
324
00:12:12,269 --> 00:12:14,439
I got
"Cards Against Humanity" too.
325
00:12:14,473 --> 00:12:15,743
It's wild.
326
00:12:18,949 --> 00:12:20,619
It looks so gross.
327
00:12:20,686 --> 00:12:22,890
And smells so bad.
328
00:12:22,957 --> 00:12:24,026
Okay, we'll do it together.
329
00:12:24,092 --> 00:12:26,263
I'll hold your nose.
You cover my eyes.
330
00:12:29,737 --> 00:12:30,906
Is it on me?
331
00:12:30,973 --> 00:12:32,877
My elbow touched it!
Cut off my arm!
332
00:12:32,944 --> 00:12:35,148
I thought dogs like
to eat their own poop.
333
00:12:35,214 --> 00:12:36,116
Come on, Mavis.
334
00:12:36,183 --> 00:12:37,052
Get in there!
335
00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:38,889
Yum, yum.
336
00:12:38,989 --> 00:12:40,258
If we kick it
into the street,
337
00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:41,460
park rules don't apply.
338
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:45,068
Ew, gross!
339
00:12:45,134 --> 00:12:46,771
Let's just run.
340
00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:47,773
What are they gonna do?
341
00:12:47,873 --> 00:12:49,510
Send a SWAT team after us?
342
00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:55,388
They're on the move.
Go! Go! Go!
343
00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:58,929
Ah!
344
00:12:58,962 --> 00:13:01,133
You can run,
but you can't hide!
345
00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:03,772
Yes, we can.
346
00:13:03,805 --> 00:13:05,776
And the voters
said I was crazy
347
00:13:05,809 --> 00:13:07,780
to spend 3 million on this van.
348
00:13:10,619 --> 00:13:12,523
Yeah, Mom, we're gonna spend
the night at Little Joey's.
349
00:13:12,556 --> 00:13:14,694
His family is always yelling
at each other in Italian,
350
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:15,696
and we love it.
351
00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:16,931
"Hey, get your meat hooks
352
00:13:16,965 --> 00:13:18,434
off my manicotti!"
353
00:13:18,501 --> 00:13:19,771
DiGiorno!
354
00:13:19,804 --> 00:13:21,206
Got to go.
355
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,244
Well, the girls are staying
at Little Joey's,
356
00:13:23,311 --> 00:13:25,148
and I don't know
where the hell Duncan is,
357
00:13:25,214 --> 00:13:28,955
so you want to talk about
having sex but not do it?
358
00:13:28,989 --> 00:13:30,626
Oh, we'll see about that.
359
00:13:30,659 --> 00:13:35,034
No way I'm falling asleep on
top of you with my pants off.
360
00:13:36,036 --> 00:13:37,807
No. No. I'm awake. I'm awake!
361
00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:38,742
What up, fam?
362
00:13:38,809 --> 00:13:39,844
It's Mr. Mitch.
363
00:13:43,184 --> 00:13:44,954
I can hear
the doorbell outside.
364
00:13:45,021 --> 00:13:45,989
Can you hear it inside?
365
00:13:48,895 --> 00:13:50,098
"The Masked Singer" is on.
366
00:13:50,164 --> 00:13:51,835
They're gonna
reveal the Buffalo.
367
00:13:51,868 --> 00:13:52,970
I think it's Mark Ruffalo.
368
00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:54,239
You know why I think that?
369
00:13:54,272 --> 00:13:56,210
Quick.
Army crawl upstairs.
370
00:14:00,151 --> 00:14:01,521
Uh!
371
00:14:01,588 --> 00:14:02,556
Let it burn!
372
00:14:02,556 --> 00:14:03,825
It's filthy anyways.
373
00:14:10,171 --> 00:14:12,810
Good thing I had this
glass tube filled with water.
374
00:14:12,877 --> 00:14:14,847
Yeah, that's good.
375
00:14:14,881 --> 00:14:16,150
Does he see us?
376
00:14:16,216 --> 00:14:17,853
Yeah, I see you.
I'm a teacher.
377
00:14:17,887 --> 00:14:18,889
I see everything.
378
00:14:18,922 --> 00:14:20,759
All right, Mr. Mitch.
379
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:22,062
We need to talk.
- Agreed.
380
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:23,932
About our hopes, our dreams,
381
00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:25,234
where we're going
for spring break.
382
00:14:25,301 --> 00:14:26,170
Spring break!
383
00:14:26,236 --> 00:14:28,240
Please don't take this
the wrong way,
384
00:14:28,274 --> 00:14:30,713
but we don't want to see your
face for a very long time.
385
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:32,282
So what do you mean?
386
00:14:32,348 --> 00:14:33,719
You want to hang out
in the dark?
387
00:14:33,752 --> 00:14:35,221
Spooky.
388
00:14:35,288 --> 00:14:37,425
Okay, now I think you're just
being intentionally obtuse.
389
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:41,100
What Annie meant was that
you can be extremely grating
390
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:43,404
and unbearably needy,
and we deeply regret
391
00:14:43,471 --> 00:14:45,074
getting involved with you.
392
00:14:45,141 --> 00:14:47,245
Please don't take
any of this personally.
393
00:14:47,278 --> 00:14:48,314
Nah, I get it.
394
00:14:48,314 --> 00:14:50,819
My girlfriend also used
the words grating,
395
00:14:50,919 --> 00:14:52,322
needy, and deeply regret.
396
00:14:52,388 --> 00:14:55,061
- Are you gonna be okay?
- Don't worry about me.
397
00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,432
And hey, we'll always
have toilet football.
398
00:14:57,465 --> 00:15:00,606
Aw, no. We won't.
I hated that.
399
00:15:02,442 --> 00:15:03,912
Wow, he took that well.
400
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,481
Now where were we?
401
00:15:05,549 --> 00:15:06,651
Mm, mm...
402
00:15:11,861 --> 00:15:12,997
♪ Loser of the week ♪
403
00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:14,332
♪ What a pathetic guy ♪
404
00:15:14,399 --> 00:15:16,671
♪ Duncan's parents used
to be my friends ♪
405
00:15:23,985 --> 00:15:25,455
Okay, class.
406
00:15:25,488 --> 00:15:28,027
Everyone take the shrink wrap
off your books and open them.
407
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,196
What books?
408
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,966
You mean our Jenga tower?
409
00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:32,970
Come on. Come on.
410
00:15:33,003 --> 00:15:34,807
all:
Jenga!
411
00:15:34,874 --> 00:15:36,310
Enough! No more Jenga.
412
00:15:36,343 --> 00:15:38,280
No more dance parties,
and no more
413
00:15:38,314 --> 00:15:40,118
watching movies while I nap!
414
00:15:40,151 --> 00:15:42,322
But it's
Wayans brothers week.
415
00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:43,792
You promised us "Little Man,"
416
00:15:43,825 --> 00:15:47,432
and I need to see Marlon's head
superimposed on a baby's body.
417
00:15:47,499 --> 00:15:50,071
Hey, Mr. Mitch,
not sorry I'm late,
418
00:15:50,104 --> 00:15:51,508
because I'm
Student of the Week.
419
00:15:51,541 --> 00:15:54,647
All right, who wants to eat
the butt of my party sub?
420
00:15:54,714 --> 00:15:55,883
all:
Whoa!
421
00:15:55,949 --> 00:15:57,786
Fight for it like dogs.
422
00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,422
Amuse me!
- Sit down!
423
00:15:59,456 --> 00:16:01,828
Huh?
424
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,330
Duncan, your title's revoked.
425
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,303
But I earned it by you
being friends with my parents!
426
00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:08,642
And you lost it
when they dumped me.
427
00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:09,877
They dumped you?
428
00:16:09,977 --> 00:16:11,446
But I encouraged
this relationship
429
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:12,448
from the beginning.
430
00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:13,552
Tough break, Duncan.
431
00:16:13,618 --> 00:16:15,154
Mr. Mitch, you gotta
hang with my parents.
432
00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:16,290
They're so much fun.
433
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:19,329
My mom had a tweet published
in "Reader's Digest."
434
00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:20,999
I've met your
stodgy-ass parents.
435
00:16:21,033 --> 00:16:22,068
It ain't happening.
436
00:16:22,168 --> 00:16:24,907
Heads down on your desk,
and if I can see your nose,
437
00:16:24,974 --> 00:16:26,043
you get detention.
438
00:16:26,076 --> 00:16:28,347
Detention. Detention. Detention.
439
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:30,953
Why are you doing this,
Mr. Mitch?
440
00:16:32,188 --> 00:16:34,125
Yeah, why am I doing this?
441
00:16:34,192 --> 00:16:36,496
What's the point of anything?
442
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:37,666
We're all gonna die.
443
00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:38,668
All of us.
444
00:16:38,735 --> 00:16:40,371
What a circus.
445
00:16:42,275 --> 00:16:44,914
Oh, my God, there's a circus?
446
00:16:44,981 --> 00:16:47,285
It's a metaphor, bitch!
447
00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:52,997
Hi, Dunkie.
How was school today?
448
00:16:53,030 --> 00:16:54,432
Uh, it sucked!
449
00:16:54,499 --> 00:16:56,538
My friends didn't get to see
Marlon Wayan's head on a baby,
450
00:16:56,604 --> 00:16:59,042
and it's all your fault.
- What are you talking about?
451
00:16:59,109 --> 00:17:00,411
You broke Mr. Mitch's heart,
452
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,382
and he went psycho on us
and ran away.
453
00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:04,152
Hmm, could it
have anything to do
454
00:17:04,219 --> 00:17:05,789
with us crushing his soul?
455
00:17:05,822 --> 00:17:07,760
Teachers are humans
with feelings.
456
00:17:07,826 --> 00:17:10,933
Just because they're super rich
doesn't mean they don't hurt.
457
00:17:10,966 --> 00:17:12,168
We were kind of rough on him.
458
00:17:12,235 --> 00:17:13,504
We should go apologize.
459
00:17:13,572 --> 00:17:16,578
Best route
to Sad Sack Suites.
460
00:17:16,611 --> 00:17:19,149
Take a left on
Lack of Intimacy Drive,
461
00:17:19,182 --> 00:17:20,752
right on
Financial Problems Lane,
462
00:17:20,819 --> 00:17:23,558
straight on I Should Have
Married Dennis Boulevard.
463
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:27,065
Just kidding,
it's by the Food for Less.
464
00:17:28,935 --> 00:17:30,204
Mitch isn't here.
465
00:17:30,271 --> 00:17:31,741
He came home,
sold all his possessions,
466
00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:34,780
and said he was gonna
jump off the Oakdale Bridge.
467
00:17:35,616 --> 00:17:37,318
And you didn't try
to stop him?
468
00:17:37,318 --> 00:17:39,422
No, he paid
six months up front.
469
00:17:39,456 --> 00:17:41,026
You guys have to leave now.
470
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,963
I have a hooker coming over.
471
00:17:42,997 --> 00:17:44,567
Thank you for your honesty.
472
00:17:44,634 --> 00:17:45,769
Bye-bye.
473
00:17:45,802 --> 00:17:48,107
All right, Jane, we've got
to make these Nerds last.
474
00:17:48,107 --> 00:17:50,946
It's the only food
we have left.
475
00:17:50,979 --> 00:17:52,148
Aw.
476
00:17:53,818 --> 00:17:55,054
If we don't make it
out of here,
477
00:17:55,121 --> 00:17:56,390
I just want you to know,
478
00:17:56,456 --> 00:17:58,561
my friend Princess Twinkles
isn't real.
479
00:17:58,595 --> 00:17:59,630
I know, Jing. I know.
480
00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:02,068
And sometimes
she plays with knives.
481
00:18:02,101 --> 00:18:03,270
What?
482
00:18:03,337 --> 00:18:04,840
This is your mayor speaking
483
00:18:04,907 --> 00:18:06,243
on this bullhorn thing.
484
00:18:06,310 --> 00:18:07,746
We've got you surrounded!
485
00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:12,756
Return to the park and remove
the offending excrement!
486
00:18:12,823 --> 00:18:14,760
Never! It's gross.
487
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,229
We'd rather die!
488
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:18,133
All right, that's it.
Storm the camper!
489
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,336
Body cams off!
490
00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:26,149
She's hopped up on Nerds.
491
00:18:26,183 --> 00:18:28,087
Follow her.
492
00:18:30,224 --> 00:18:31,360
She's nuts!
493
00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:34,032
Did Mom and Dad vote for her?
494
00:18:34,065 --> 00:18:35,334
Hurry, Annie.
495
00:18:35,368 --> 00:18:37,238
It's our fault.
We gotta stop him!
496
00:18:37,305 --> 00:18:39,442
Yeah, we can't
have two friends
497
00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,681
who went cosmic bowling
with us then killed themselves.
498
00:18:41,681 --> 00:18:44,553
If Mr. Mitch dies,
they'll put me in a class
499
00:18:44,587 --> 00:18:47,258
with that teacher who talks
about his time in Vietnam
500
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,528
while eating tuna fish.
501
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,398
There he is!
502
00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:52,068
Mr. Mitch, don't do this!
503
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,009
Where's the water?
504
00:18:56,076 --> 00:18:57,245
We're gonna die!
505
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,086
We're gonna live!
506
00:19:01,153 --> 00:19:03,925
We're gonna die!
507
00:19:03,992 --> 00:19:05,595
We're gonna live!
508
00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:07,966
You haven't figured out
we're on a bungee yet?
509
00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:10,204
Bungee? Oh, fun!
510
00:19:10,271 --> 00:19:12,241
We're gonna die!
511
00:19:13,410 --> 00:19:15,247
So you don't want to die?
512
00:19:15,281 --> 00:19:16,818
No, getting dumped
by you all and my ex
513
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,857
showed me I was needy
and afraid to be by myself.
514
00:19:19,924 --> 00:19:21,460
I needed to prove
I could survive
515
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,898
something scary on my own,
and you did it, Mitch.
516
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:25,034
You did it.
517
00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:26,503
Sorry we were so harsh
518
00:19:26,571 --> 00:19:28,541
when you saved our house
from burning.
519
00:19:28,608 --> 00:19:29,677
This is boring.
520
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,246
We really would like
to spend more time
521
00:19:31,313 --> 00:19:33,283
with you, just in small doses.
522
00:19:33,317 --> 00:19:36,557
Hmm, microdosing.
That sounds nice.
523
00:19:36,591 --> 00:19:38,661
Wait, if you weren't
gonna kill yourself,
524
00:19:38,695 --> 00:19:40,565
why'd you sell all
your possessions?
525
00:19:40,632 --> 00:19:43,270
Oh, Kevin has sex
on all my stuff.
526
00:19:43,303 --> 00:19:44,272
He's a freak.
527
00:19:45,609 --> 00:19:47,980
That's Mavis!
- Mom, Dad, help!
528
00:19:48,047 --> 00:19:50,017
Mavis pooped,
and we won't pick it up.
529
00:19:50,084 --> 00:19:52,556
And now we're on the run
from the law!
530
00:19:59,069 --> 00:20:00,204
Say goodbye to your parents.
531
00:20:00,237 --> 00:20:01,774
You're both gonna rot in juvie.
532
00:20:01,841 --> 00:20:02,943
Not today, Mayor Jen.
533
00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:08,053
This is my dog, and I'll
pick up her poop all by myself.
534
00:20:08,087 --> 00:20:10,659
Hmm.
535
00:20:14,065 --> 00:20:15,234
Hmm.
536
00:20:25,555 --> 00:20:26,691
Hey!
537
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,235
Yeah!
538
00:20:38,147 --> 00:20:41,086
This is MTV's own
Herp-I reporting live
539
00:20:41,153 --> 00:20:43,223
from Lake Havasu, where it's...
540
00:20:43,290 --> 00:20:45,361
all:
Spring break!
541
00:20:45,394 --> 00:20:47,566
So what's the wildest thing
you've done
542
00:20:47,633 --> 00:20:49,235
since you got here to the 'su?
543
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,808
Bong rips while
hang gliding, baby!
544
00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:56,216
The wildest thing I did
was my boyfriend on a jet ski.
545
00:20:56,283 --> 00:20:58,855
Love you, Clint!
546
00:20:58,922 --> 00:21:00,959
We played "Apples to Apples."
547
00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:02,563
And it was wild.
548
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:05,401
Uh, I walked to the ice
machine and I got sunburned.
549
00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:06,671
Please don't
put me on camera.
550
00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:08,508
I don't want to be
associated with them.
551
00:21:08,541 --> 00:21:10,612
All right, who wants
to chicken fight us?
552
00:21:15,154 --> 00:21:16,356
Oh, my God.
553
00:21:16,389 --> 00:21:18,962
That dog just took
a dump on the beach!
554
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,030
Crikey!
555
00:21:20,064 --> 00:21:22,368
Did I do that?
556
00:21:22,401 --> 00:21:28,113
♪ In the arms
of the angel ♪
557
00:21:28,147 --> 00:21:32,556
♪ Fly away from here ♪