1 00:00:04,929 --> 00:00:07,719 ♪ 2 00:00:16,398 --> 00:00:17,898 - Simon, what the fuck? 3 00:00:18,901 --> 00:00:19,741 God! 4 00:00:20,444 --> 00:00:21,784 - There you go. - Thanks. 5 00:00:21,862 --> 00:00:22,702 - Yeah. 6 00:00:23,238 --> 00:00:24,528 - OK, can we go now? - No. 7 00:00:24,615 --> 00:00:26,575 I still need my phone and Kyle always does this to me 8 00:00:26,658 --> 00:00:28,408 and it's disrespectful. 9 00:00:29,035 --> 00:00:30,155 Hope he's OK though. 10 00:00:30,245 --> 00:00:32,495 - I'm sure he found some girl to hit on or something. 11 00:00:32,581 --> 00:00:34,881 - Are you sure? He's, like, not even posting. 12 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:37,459 - Dude, chill. He does this all the time. 13 00:00:38,712 --> 00:00:41,722 - You can't be in here. I told you not to leave the tour. 14 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:45,140 - Well, it's Kyle. He's an artiste. 15 00:00:45,928 --> 00:00:47,428 - Did he go behind the ropes? 16 00:00:49,014 --> 00:00:50,024 - No. - No. 17 00:00:52,643 --> 00:00:55,313 - LOGAN: OK, look, we're leaving, OK? Sorry. 18 00:00:58,106 --> 00:00:59,646 - Please follow the rules. 19 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:01,823 Didn't you watch the welcome video? 20 00:01:01,902 --> 00:01:03,322 - LOGAN: Sure didn't. 21 00:01:03,403 --> 00:01:05,953 Someone takes her job way too seriously here. 22 00:01:06,031 --> 00:01:09,031 ♪ 23 00:01:14,456 --> 00:01:15,456 Simon. 24 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:19,843 Smile for the camera, Simon! - Cheese! 25 00:01:20,253 --> 00:01:22,053 - Hi! Hello! We read your tweets 26 00:01:22,130 --> 00:01:25,800 and are here to say that this whole haunting thing is a hoax! 27 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,175 For sure! 28 00:01:27,260 --> 00:01:30,310 - Well, I... I'm pretty sure 29 00:01:30,389 --> 00:01:32,639 people still go missing here. 30 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:36,685 - You're drunk! - No, I'm serial! They vanish! 31 00:01:37,563 --> 00:01:39,443 - So mysterious! 32 00:01:41,316 --> 00:01:43,526 Barkeep! More shots. 33 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:46,775 So... 34 00:01:48,032 --> 00:01:49,582 you've worked here how long? 35 00:01:51,451 --> 00:01:53,951 - I see you are filming, yes? 36 00:01:54,663 --> 00:01:57,213 - Yeah. Yeah, we're... we're documenting the hotel 37 00:01:57,290 --> 00:02:00,790 and the way that the architecture 38 00:02:00,878 --> 00:02:02,708 inspires people to think that it's haunted. 39 00:02:02,796 --> 00:02:04,586 - Yeah. - I understand. 40 00:02:05,424 --> 00:02:07,094 It is a beautiful hotel... 41 00:02:08,802 --> 00:02:10,222 but I prefer you stop. 42 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:13,715 - You know... 43 00:02:14,808 --> 00:02:16,598 it is a public place. 44 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:20,060 - We value our privacy here. 45 00:02:27,654 --> 00:02:28,534 - Sorry. 46 00:02:29,155 --> 00:02:30,985 OK. Yeah, you're right. 47 00:02:31,075 --> 00:02:33,075 - You're a nice young lady. Thank you. 48 00:02:34,912 --> 00:02:36,372 - He's perfect, isn't he? 49 00:02:36,455 --> 00:02:37,915 I should just do the whole series 50 00:02:37,998 --> 00:02:40,878 based on the creepy-ass people who work here. 51 00:02:44,838 --> 00:02:46,378 OK. Here. 52 00:02:47,049 --> 00:02:47,929 Sorry. 53 00:02:50,176 --> 00:02:51,046 OK. 54 00:02:51,553 --> 00:02:53,683 I gotta pee. I'll be right back. - Yeah, yeah. 55 00:02:54,306 --> 00:02:55,386 It was a good show. 56 00:02:57,434 --> 00:02:59,104 Can you pee for me too? 57 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:12,699 - What do you think? Feeling haunted? 58 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:16,200 I'm not, 'cause that stuff is bullshit! 59 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:18,580 I'm just pissed this place doesn't have... 60 00:03:19,247 --> 00:03:20,457 a pool. 61 00:03:25,337 --> 00:03:26,667 What the fuck? 62 00:03:53,907 --> 00:03:54,777 Fuck. 63 00:03:58,244 --> 00:03:59,124 OK. 64 00:03:59,788 --> 00:04:00,618 So... 65 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:04,924 I just came back to the room and everything was just... 66 00:04:06,378 --> 00:04:07,378 perfect. 67 00:04:10,465 --> 00:04:13,425 So... violating. 68 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,690 So fucked! 69 00:04:32,029 --> 00:04:33,029 Hello? 70 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:37,909 Kyle? 71 00:04:43,165 --> 00:04:44,365 Who's in here? 72 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:46,165 Hello? 73 00:05:04,686 --> 00:05:05,936 Kyle? 74 00:05:12,069 --> 00:05:13,819 Who are you? You work here? 75 00:05:21,494 --> 00:05:22,544 OK. 76 00:05:24,081 --> 00:05:25,251 You need to... 77 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:27,923 You need to leave my room. 78 00:05:28,335 --> 00:05:29,625 I'm reporting you. 79 00:05:30,087 --> 00:05:33,087 You guys are taking this haunting shit way too far. 80 00:05:43,433 --> 00:05:45,233 Seriously, I'm not playing. 81 00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:09,286 ♪