[theme music playing]
[clock ticking]
[instrumental music playing]
- [Simon screams] - [Logan screams]
- Simon, what the fuck?
God!
[phone dings]
- There you go. - Thanks.
-Yeah.
- OK, can we go now? - No.
I still need my phone and Kyle always does this to me
and it's disrespectful.
[people screaming]
Hope he's OK though.
- I'm sure he found some girl to hit on or something.
- Are you sure? He's, like, not even posting.
- Dude, chill. He does this all the time.
- [people screaming] - [footsteps approaching]
- You can't be in here. I told you not to leave the tour.
- Well, it's... it's Kyle. He's an artiste.
- Did he go behind the ropes?
- No. - No.
[chuckles softly]
- LOGAN: OK, look, we're leaving, OK? Sorry.
[instrumental music playing]
- Please follow the rules.
Didn't you watch the welcome video?
- LOGAN: Sure didn't.
Someone takes her job way too seriously here.
[instrumental music playing]
- [children laughing] - [ominous music playing]
- [song playing in the background] - [phone dings]
Simon. - SIMON: Huh. Oh.
- Smile for the camera, Simon! [laughs] - Cheese!
- Hi! Hello! We read your tweets
and are here to say that this whole haunting thing is a hoax!
For sure!
- Well, I... I'm pretty... pretty sure
people still go missing here. - LOGAN: [laughs]
You're drunk! - No, I'm serial! They vanish!
- Ooh! So mysterious! [laughs]
[phone dings]
Barkeep! More shots.
So...
you've worked here how long? - [Simon grunts]
[Simon sighs]
- I see you are filming, yes?
- Yeah. Yeah, we're... we're documenting the hotel
and the way that the architecture... - Mm.
- ...inspires people to think that it's haunted.
- Yeah. - I understand.
It is a beautiful hotel...
[smacks lips]
...but I prefer you stop.
- You know...
it is a public place.
- We value our privacy here.
- Sorry.
OK. Yeah, you're right.
- You're a nice young lady. Thank you.
- He's perfect, isn't he?
I should just do the whole series
based on the creepy-ass people who work here.
OK. Here.
Sorry.
[speaks indistinctly, laughs]
OK. Um...
I gotta pee. I'll be right back. - Yeah, yeah.
It was a good show. [groans]
Can you pee for me too?
[groans]
- Huh.
[dings]
What do you think? Feeling haunted?
[chuckles softly]
I'm not, 'cause that stuff is bullshit!
I'm just pissed this place doesn't have...
a pool. [laughs]
- [sighs] - [phone dings]
[chuckles]
What the fuck?
[ominous music playing]
[door creaks open]
[ominous music playing]
[scoffs]
Fuck.
[phone dings]
OK.
So... [chuckles]
I just came back to the room and everything was just...
perfect.
[ominous music playing]
So... violating.
[exhales]
[laughs]
So fucked!
[chuckles]
[man whittling]
Hello?
Kyle?
[continues whittling]
Who's in here?
Hello?
[ominous music playing]
Kyle? [gasps]
Who are you? You work here?
OK.
Huh.
You need to...
[phone dings]
You need to leave my room.
I'm reporting you.
You guys are taking this haunting shit way too far.
Seriously, I'm not playing.
[phone dings]
[Logan screaming]
[slashing]
[continues screaming]
- [snoring] - [glasses clanking]
[song playing in the background]
[footsteps approaching]