1 00:00:00,090 --> 00:00:01,130 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:01,216 --> 00:00:03,426 [clock ticking] 3 00:00:04,929 --> 00:00:07,929 [instrumental music playing] 4 00:00:15,146 --> 00:00:16,106 - [Simon screams] - [Logan screams] 5 00:00:16,398 --> 00:00:17,898 - Simon, what the fuck? 6 00:00:18,442 --> 00:00:19,362 God! 7 00:00:19,443 --> 00:00:20,363 [phone dings] 8 00:00:20,444 --> 00:00:21,784 - There you go. - Thanks. 9 00:00:21,862 --> 00:00:22,702 -Yeah. 10 00:00:23,238 --> 00:00:24,528 - OK, can we go now? - No. 11 00:00:24,615 --> 00:00:26,575 I still need my phone and Kyle always does this to me 12 00:00:26,658 --> 00:00:27,908 and it's disrespectful. 13 00:00:27,993 --> 00:00:28,953 [people screaming] 14 00:00:29,035 --> 00:00:30,155 Hope he's OK though. 15 00:00:30,245 --> 00:00:32,495 - I'm sure he found some girl to hit on or something. 16 00:00:32,581 --> 00:00:34,881 - Are you sure? He's, like, not even posting. 17 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:37,129 - Dude, chill. He does this all the time. 18 00:00:37,210 --> 00:00:38,630 - [people screaming] - [footsteps approaching] 19 00:00:38,712 --> 00:00:41,722 - You can't be in here. I told you not to leave the tour. 20 00:00:42,090 --> 00:00:45,140 - Well, it's... it's Kyle. He's an artiste. 21 00:00:45,928 --> 00:00:47,428 - Did he go behind the ropes? 22 00:00:49,014 --> 00:00:50,024 - No. - No. 23 00:00:50,390 --> 00:00:51,430 [chuckles softly] 24 00:00:52,643 --> 00:00:55,313 - LOGAN: OK, look, we're leaving, OK? Sorry. 25 00:00:55,395 --> 00:00:58,015 [instrumental music playing] 26 00:00:58,106 --> 00:00:59,646 - Please follow the rules. 27 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:01,823 Didn't you watch the welcome video? 28 00:01:01,902 --> 00:01:03,322 - LOGAN: Sure didn't. 29 00:01:03,403 --> 00:01:05,953 Someone takes her job way too seriously here. 30 00:01:06,031 --> 00:01:08,201 [instrumental music playing] 31 00:01:08,283 --> 00:01:12,253 - [children laughing] - [ominous music playing] 32 00:01:12,329 --> 00:01:14,369 - [song playing in the background] - [phone dings] 33 00:01:14,456 --> 00:01:16,496 Simon. - SIMON: Huh. Oh. 34 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:20,173 - Smile for the camera, Simon! [laughs] - Cheese! 35 00:01:20,253 --> 00:01:22,053 - Hi! Hello! We read your tweets 36 00:01:22,130 --> 00:01:25,800 and are here to say that this whole haunting thing is a hoax! 37 00:01:25,885 --> 00:01:27,175 For sure! 38 00:01:27,260 --> 00:01:30,310 - Well, I... I'm pretty... pretty sure 39 00:01:30,389 --> 00:01:32,639 people still go missing here. - LOGAN: [laughs] 40 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:36,685 You're drunk! - No, I'm serial! They vanish! 41 00:01:36,770 --> 00:01:40,320 - Ooh! So mysterious! [laughs] 42 00:01:40,399 --> 00:01:41,229 [phone dings] 43 00:01:41,316 --> 00:01:43,526 Barkeep! More shots. 44 00:01:45,905 --> 00:01:46,775 So... 45 00:01:48,032 --> 00:01:49,582 you've worked here how long? - [Simon grunts] 46 00:01:50,534 --> 00:01:51,374 [Simon sighs] 47 00:01:51,451 --> 00:01:53,951 - I see you are filming, yes? 48 00:01:54,663 --> 00:01:57,213 - Yeah. Yeah, we're... we're documenting the hotel 49 00:01:57,290 --> 00:02:00,790 and the way that the architecture... - Mm. 50 00:02:00,878 --> 00:02:02,708 - ...inspires people to think that it's haunted. 51 00:02:02,796 --> 00:02:04,586 - Yeah. - I understand. 52 00:02:05,424 --> 00:02:07,094 It is a beautiful hotel... 53 00:02:07,843 --> 00:02:08,723 [smacks lips] 54 00:02:08,802 --> 00:02:10,222 ...but I prefer you stop. 55 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:13,715 - You know... 56 00:02:14,808 --> 00:02:16,598 it is a public place. 57 00:02:18,270 --> 00:02:20,060 - We value our privacy here. 58 00:02:27,654 --> 00:02:28,534 - Sorry. 59 00:02:29,155 --> 00:02:30,985 OK. Yeah, you're right. 60 00:02:31,075 --> 00:02:33,075 - You're a nice young lady. Thank you. 61 00:02:34,912 --> 00:02:36,372 - He's perfect, isn't he? 62 00:02:36,455 --> 00:02:37,915 I should just do the whole series 63 00:02:37,998 --> 00:02:40,878 based on the creepy-ass people who work here. 64 00:02:44,838 --> 00:02:46,378 OK. Here. 65 00:02:47,049 --> 00:02:47,929 Sorry. 66 00:02:48,341 --> 00:02:50,091 [speaks indistinctly, laughs] 67 00:02:50,176 --> 00:02:51,466 OK. Um... 68 00:02:51,553 --> 00:02:53,683 I gotta pee. I'll be right back. - Yeah, yeah. 69 00:02:54,306 --> 00:02:56,056 It was a good show. [groans] 70 00:02:57,434 --> 00:02:59,104 Can you pee for me too? 71 00:03:01,105 --> 00:03:03,065 [groans] 72 00:03:07,111 --> 00:03:08,281 - Huh. 73 00:03:08,361 --> 00:03:09,281 [dings] 74 00:03:09,989 --> 00:03:12,409 What do you think? Feeling haunted? 75 00:03:12,491 --> 00:03:13,371 [chuckles softly] 76 00:03:13,450 --> 00:03:16,200 I'm not, 'cause that stuff is bullshit! 77 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:18,580 I'm just pissed this place doesn't have... 78 00:03:19,247 --> 00:03:20,457 a pool. [laughs] 79 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:22,745 - [sighs] - [phone dings] 80 00:03:22,835 --> 00:03:23,955 [chuckles] 81 00:03:25,337 --> 00:03:26,667 What the fuck? 82 00:03:27,173 --> 00:03:28,803 [ominous music playing] 83 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,390 [door creaks open] 84 00:03:38,350 --> 00:03:40,560 [ominous music playing] 85 00:03:51,488 --> 00:03:52,698 [scoffs] 86 00:03:53,907 --> 00:03:54,777 Fuck. 87 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:58,159 [phone dings] 88 00:03:58,244 --> 00:03:59,124 OK. 89 00:03:59,788 --> 00:04:01,788 So... [chuckles] 90 00:04:01,874 --> 00:04:04,924 I just came back to the room and everything was just... 91 00:04:06,378 --> 00:04:07,378 perfect. 92 00:04:08,005 --> 00:04:10,375 [ominous music playing] 93 00:04:10,465 --> 00:04:13,425 So... violating. 94 00:04:15,554 --> 00:04:16,684 [exhales] 95 00:04:20,851 --> 00:04:22,231 [exhales] 96 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:24,150 [laughs] 97 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,690 So fucked! 98 00:04:27,357 --> 00:04:28,527 [chuckles] 99 00:04:29,484 --> 00:04:30,824 [man whittling] 100 00:04:32,029 --> 00:04:33,029 Hello? 101 00:04:36,909 --> 00:04:37,909 Kyle? 102 00:04:39,786 --> 00:04:41,366 [continues whittling] 103 00:04:43,165 --> 00:04:44,365 Who's in here? 104 00:04:45,125 --> 00:04:46,165 Hello? 105 00:04:46,543 --> 00:04:48,053 [ominous music playing] 106 00:05:04,686 --> 00:05:07,056 Kyle? [gasps] 107 00:05:12,069 --> 00:05:13,819 Who are you? You work here? 108 00:05:21,494 --> 00:05:22,544 OK. 109 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:24,002 Huh. 110 00:05:24,081 --> 00:05:25,251 You need to... 111 00:05:25,665 --> 00:05:26,495 [phone dings] 112 00:05:26,583 --> 00:05:27,923 You need to leave my room. 113 00:05:28,335 --> 00:05:29,625 I'm reporting you. 114 00:05:30,087 --> 00:05:33,087 You guys are taking this haunting shit way too far. 115 00:05:43,433 --> 00:05:45,233 Seriously, I'm not playing. 116 00:05:49,898 --> 00:05:50,978 [phone dings] 117 00:05:52,734 --> 00:05:54,904 [Logan screaming] 118 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:57,027 [slashing] 119 00:05:57,739 --> 00:06:00,279 [continues screaming] 120 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:07,832 - [snoring] - [glasses clanking] 121 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:11,205 [song playing in the background] 122 00:06:15,174 --> 00:06:17,514 [footsteps approaching]