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Thank you.

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Hi, I'm back.

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Sorry it took so long.

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The line was crazy.

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We're all in here.

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I didn't miss it, did I?

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<i>Alhamdulillah.</i>

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They almost ran
out. I got the last tray.

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They're still pretty warm,
so don't heat them too long.

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And leave the attar on the side.

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Hassan doesn't like it on top.

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- He likes to dip it.
- Okay.

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Not my recipe.

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Uh, where's Hassan?

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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<i>Yallah,</i>
five minutes until Iftar.

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And I got fresh
Kanafeh for dessert.

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Ugh, the line was so long.

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Mo, I, uh...

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You okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.

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Yeah.

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Something's wrong. Tell me.

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Let's just do this another time.

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Okay? Uh, your family
is here, and...

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It's the last Iftar. I know
how important that is to you.

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Plus, I hear there's
fresh Kanafeh.

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Hassan.

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My cousin threatened
to out me today.

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This again?
And what did she say this time?

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Uh...

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She, uh...

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She found my secret
Facebook profile.

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Yeah.

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And she said it was
her Islamic duty to tell my dad.

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And has she?

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I don't know.

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I've been calling him
and texting all day.

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He hasn't been responding.

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Hmm.

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Yeah. This could kill him.

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That's a bit over-the-top.

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Plus, you're not married

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and practically
80 in Arab years.

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Do you really think people
don't know by now?

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Mo, I'm serious.

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I'm scared.
I don't know if he can recover

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from something like this.

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Did you delete your profile?

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Yes, of course, I
deleted my profile.

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Then why don't you do
what you always do?

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Tell him it isn't true,
gossip is <i>haram,</i>

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and you plan on
getting married soon.

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Problem solved!

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<i>Yallah,</i> Kanafeh time!

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No. It's... It's more serious
than that this time.

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I need to be able
to talk to him in person,

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so I booked a flight home
tomorrow morning.

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Wait a second.

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- No. Just don't do that thing.
- What thing?

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That thing you do

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where you hijack my plan
and you turn it into yours.

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Please don't say
"hijack" to a Muslim.

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Could you not make
a joke right now, please?

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I don't know how many times
I have to explain it to you,

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but my dad is not your dad.

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I need you to respect that.

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I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. You know...

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Humor is one of my
coping mechanisms.

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And there are worse fathers in
the world than yours, you know.

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I can't just keep saying
I'm talking to some girl,

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or that I'm planning
on getting married.

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I have to actually do something.

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You could come out.

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<i>Inshallah,</i> eventually maybe.

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Hmm.

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Or I could get married.

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It would just be for show.

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It wouldn't mean anything.

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It would to me.

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Mo...

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We know a lot of guys
with this kind of arrangement.

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But we make
fun of those guys.

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Well, you had to know
that something like this

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was bound to happen.

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I never thought
this would happen.

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This makes no sense.

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I mean, this isn't our plan.

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What are you even saying?
Do you hear yourself?

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I do, but I don't
know if you hear me.

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You can't be serious.

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<i>Habibi,</i> I'm not saying
I have it all figured out.

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I just need a little
time to go home

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and assess the situation.

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Do I get a say in any of this?

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I'm just asking you
to be patient with me.

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I wouldn't be doing this
unless I absolutely had to.

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You know that, right?

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I told you I didn't want
to talk about this now.

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<i>Yallah,</i> your family is waiting.

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All right.
Are you guys ready?

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Let's go!

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In four, three, two, one!

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All right, everyone,
grab a partner.

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Let's go!

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Hey! <i>Khalas,</i> I'm in a zone!

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Yeah, the Twilight Zone.

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Plus, who are you
trying to impress?

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I call dibs on the DJ.

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Switch!

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Not my type. Plus, I'm pretty
sure he's a minor.

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No one is your type these days.

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When you gonna snap out of this
horrible funk you've been in?

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It's been nearly a year.

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All right,
everybody. Up, up, up!

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Let's kick the shit
out of those fat cells.

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Four, three, two, one!

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Funk? No funk here.

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There are no funks given.

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Please don't forget
that you're speaking

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to your best friend here,
and not one of your patients.

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- I'm just worried about...
- Worried about what?

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I'm worried about your BV.

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I think maybe this is the year
you could give it up.

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"BV"?

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Butt Virginity, ya huh!

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Don't worry,
it's still completely intact.

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That's the problem.

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Why are you so obsessed
with my sex life?

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What sex? What life?

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All
right, everybody.

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Abs on the floor, let's go!

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Abs! Abs! Abs!

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Don't let last year define
who you are this year.

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Start new. Start fresh.

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You deserve it!

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As long you don't forget
about Wednesday.

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Wednesday?

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- The first night of Ramadan!
- My birthday!

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Obliques!

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You promised you'd
come to my party.

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God, where is your head lately?

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Sam, it's the first
night of Ramadan.

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- Ah ah ah ah.
- You know I like to...

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That's not my fault.

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It's my birthday,
and I'm not celebrating it

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without my best friend.
Allah will understand.

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Fine.

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There she is.

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Just don't get mad
if I leave early.

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I would expect nothing less.

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He reached out on WhatsApp.

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I thought you blocked him.

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I guess I forgot to on WhatsApp.

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- So?
- So, what?

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I blocked him on WhatsApp.

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Mo, maybe it's time
to talk to him.

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And say what?

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He didn't listen to me then,

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so why should I
listen to him now.

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<i>Ya</i> Allah, you are so stubborn.

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He's married. She's
probably pregnant,

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and he wants to tell me
he's naming the baby after me,

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which would be so weird.

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You literally have the most
common name in the world.

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it wouldn't be that weird.

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Yeah. Okay, <i>habibi,</i>
I'll catch up with you later.

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Um, hello? You're my ride.

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Take a Lyft or something.

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I have to, um...

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Something just came up.

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Unbelievable.

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Nurse Harper.

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How many lives you save today?

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Quit watching so much
damn <i>Grey's Anatomy.</i>

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Now, get to your patients.

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Info nurse's
station, Harper here.

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Ms. Bazzi.

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Hey, Doc.

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Hi, how are you doing today?

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<i>You have
reached the mailbox of...</i>

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<i>Hello. I cannot talk.</i>

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<i>Please leave a message.</i>

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<i>Please leave a
message after the beep.</i>

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<i>Hi Tata. Day one.</i>

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<i>Ramadan Mubarak.</i>

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<i>You'll be happy to know
for the first Iftar</i>

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<i>I'm making Fattoush</i>

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<i>and using exactly one-and-a half
lemons as instructed.</i>

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<i>Oh, this house smells so good.</i>

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<i>I wish you could
see these manaeesh.</i>

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<i>I tried your secret.</i>

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<i>This is always
my favorite time of the year.</i>

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<i>The food, the no working out,</i>

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<i>but it won't be the same
without you here</i>

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<i>or Mama and Baba.</i>

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<i>I'll be fine,</i> Inshallah.

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<i>Sam's party is tonight,</i>

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<i>but trust me, I'd
much rather stay in.</i>

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<i>I mean, I want to
be there for him,</i>

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<i>but, I don't know... I just...</i>

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<i>How many times are we gonna</i>

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00:12:17,279 --> 00:12:19,515
<i>celebrate Sam's 25th birthday?</i>

206
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Hold on one second, Tata.

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Ah, Tata. Thank you.

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I'm just not in the mood
to be around happy people.

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If only I were a balloon.

210
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That probably made no sense.

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Anyway, I love you, Tata.

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Thank you.

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Ahhh!

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Ho-Mo!

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Gay-rab!

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You made it!

217
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Happy birthday!

218
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Best surprise party ever.

219
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Aw!

220
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Mwah, mwah, mwah!

221
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Yeah, let's go.

222
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Everyone, Mo's here!

223
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Please! You promised
not to make a scene.

224
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Oh, that's right. That's right.

225
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Never mind, Mo's not here.

226
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- Sam!
- Carry on!

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No more shenanigans, I promise.

228
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Here, put these in water.

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Thanks.

230
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I'm so glad you're here, <i>habibi.</i>

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Just try to have fun, okay?

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Oh, thank you!

233
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Here you go.

234
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Just take it.

235
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Here you go.

236
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Here we go.

237
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Bye!

238
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Is there a gospel choir here?

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<i>♪ Oh, yeah! ♪</i>

240
00:14:06,288 --> 00:14:08,056
So, I've developed

241
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a little bit of a red area
on my inner thigh.

242
00:14:09,659 --> 00:14:12,695
It's not quite a rash,
but it's probably not a bite either.

243
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I don't know if it's because

244
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:15,531
we changed lubes
recently or what,

245
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:18,167
but it's really starting
to itch and burn.

246
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,268
Have you ever had that?

247
00:14:21,203 --> 00:14:22,739
Anyway, I don't know what to do,
'cause I feel it's starting

248
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to turn Andrew off, and I really
don't want him to cheat on me.

249
00:14:26,275 --> 00:14:27,509
It's probably herpes,

250
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and Andrew probably
gave it to you.

251
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,182
I'm so sorry about
Andrew's herpes.

252
00:14:33,215 --> 00:14:34,550
Slice of cheese?

253
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,051
Oh, my God!

254
00:14:36,653 --> 00:14:38,688
It is over, Andrew!

255
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,091
- Hey.
- Hey, how's it going?

256
00:14:45,394 --> 00:14:47,429
I think it's time for me
to head home, <i>habibi.</i>

257
00:14:47,463 --> 00:14:49,465
But John hasn't come yet.
We haven't even had cake.

258
00:14:49,699 --> 00:14:50,733
Who's John?

259
00:14:50,934 --> 00:14:52,301
Settle down.

260
00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:54,136
He's for me, not for you.

261
00:14:54,336 --> 00:14:55,638
But I want you to meet him.

262
00:14:55,672 --> 00:14:57,206
Sam, you promised.

263
00:14:57,473 --> 00:14:59,208
Happy birthday!

264
00:14:59,241 --> 00:15:01,143
John, <i>habibi!</i>

265
00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:02,344
Thank you!

266
00:15:02,377 --> 00:15:04,747
Oh, John, this is
Mo, my best friend.

267
00:15:07,382 --> 00:15:08,517
Hi John. Nice to meet you.

268
00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:09,586
Hey buddy.

269
00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:11,153
And this is Kal.

270
00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:12,488
Val!

271
00:15:12,521 --> 00:15:14,423
How are you? Welcome.

272
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:16,091
It's Kal, with a "K."

273
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:16,893
Happy birthday!

274
00:15:17,092 --> 00:15:19,061
Thanks for letting me
crash your party.

275
00:15:19,094 --> 00:15:20,597
Of course!
The more the merrier.

276
00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:21,664
I don't know what this is,
but I have a feeling

277
00:15:21,698 --> 00:15:23,666
I'm going to put it to good use.

278
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:26,468
It's a bacon-shaped dildo,
you little power bottom.

279
00:15:28,537 --> 00:15:30,138
- I so... I got you!
- Oh, John.

280
00:15:30,172 --> 00:15:31,573
Hey, Where's the kitchen?
I think I'm gonna grab a drink.

281
00:15:31,608 --> 00:15:33,075
Oh, uh, it... It's over there.

282
00:15:33,108 --> 00:15:34,644
I'll have a vodka cranberry,
if you're pouring.

283
00:15:34,677 --> 00:15:36,411
Sure. Uh, Kal, anything?

284
00:15:36,445 --> 00:15:37,647
Uh, just the usual for me.

285
00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,114
Yeah.

286
00:15:40,182 --> 00:15:43,385
So, Kal, tell me everything.

287
00:15:43,418 --> 00:15:44,553
Sam.

288
00:15:44,587 --> 00:15:45,655
Status, go.

289
00:15:45,688 --> 00:15:47,122
Single? Taken? Open? Looking?

290
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,257
I'm single.

291
00:15:48,290 --> 00:15:49,391
And you're funny.

292
00:15:49,424 --> 00:15:51,293
You know who else
is single and funny?

293
00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:53,362
Mo, here, my best friend.

294
00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:55,798
We have been life-long friends
for our whole lives.

295
00:15:55,832 --> 00:15:58,166
And, he's a doctor. Did I
mention he's a single doctor?

296
00:15:58,367 --> 00:15:59,836
Oh, that's awesome! What kind?

297
00:15:59,869 --> 00:16:03,640
Oh, I'm a gastroenterologist
with a specialty in hepatology.

298
00:16:05,474 --> 00:16:07,376
Essentially, I fix livers.

299
00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:10,078
Oh perfect, this party's filled
with alcoholics.

300
00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:18,621
<i>♪ Happy Birthday, dear Sam</i>

301
00:16:19,121 --> 00:16:25,527
<i>♪ Happy birthday to you ♪</i>

302
00:16:29,565 --> 00:16:30,800
Make a wish!

303
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:36,538
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

304
00:16:42,612 --> 00:16:44,112
Say, uh, where's your bathroom?

305
00:16:44,513 --> 00:16:46,616
Oh, yeah, it's down the hall
to the right.

306
00:17:00,697 --> 00:17:02,164
- Go after him!
- To the bathroom?

307
00:17:02,197 --> 00:17:03,600
Oh you know what "bathroom"
is code for.

308
00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:04,734
Guys don't talk to me in code.

309
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:05,902
Plus, I told you,
I'm not ready for any...

310
00:17:05,935 --> 00:17:06,703
<i>Shu</i> ready?

311
00:17:06,936 --> 00:17:09,371
I'm not talking soul mates,
I'm talking sex!

312
00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:10,707
Plus, he hasn't taken
his eyes off you all night.

313
00:17:11,506 --> 00:17:14,577
That's not true. Really?

314
00:17:14,844 --> 00:17:16,646
Round two.

315
00:17:16,679 --> 00:17:18,615
Hey, where'd Kal go?

316
00:17:18,648 --> 00:17:20,783
Oh, I... I don't know.

317
00:17:20,817 --> 00:17:24,286
Mo, can you go find Val
and give this to him, please?

318
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,855
- Really?
- Yes, really.

319
00:17:25,888 --> 00:17:27,657
He looked thirsty.

320
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,493
Otherwise, you're welcome
to dance with John and me.

321
00:17:31,526 --> 00:17:33,195
I'll go find Kal.

322
00:17:33,663 --> 00:17:35,832
- Oh, okay.
- Come on! Let's dance.

323
00:17:45,775 --> 00:17:46,776
Whoo!

324
00:18:14,771 --> 00:18:18,675
<i>♪ I'm peeing in
the bathroom Talking to myself</i>

325
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,810
<i>♪ I'm peeing in
the bathroom... ♪</i>

326
00:18:20,843 --> 00:18:22,812
- Kal?
- Occupied.

327
00:18:22,845 --> 00:18:24,479
Hey, I have your drink.

328
00:18:24,681 --> 00:18:25,882
One second.

329
00:18:33,589 --> 00:18:34,590
Nice singing.

330
00:18:35,290 --> 00:18:37,526
Were you listening to me pee?

331
00:18:37,794 --> 00:18:39,494
Creep. Is that mine?

332
00:18:39,528 --> 00:18:40,963
No, of course not.

333
00:18:42,264 --> 00:18:44,701
Hey, uh,
where'd you learn Arabic anyway?

334
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,302
Jordan. My dad was in the Army.

335
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:48,671
Oh, sorry.

336
00:18:49,672 --> 00:18:50,707
Thanks?

337
00:18:50,907 --> 00:18:53,241
- Oh, whoa, whoa.
- Oops, my bad.

338
00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:54,944
Sorry. I don't know
why I said that. Sorry.

339
00:18:54,977 --> 00:18:56,478
Here, here, here.
Let me look at this.

340
00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:00,282
Smells like wine.

341
00:19:00,482 --> 00:19:01,483
You're lucky it was white.

342
00:19:02,018 --> 00:19:03,218
Excuse me.

343
00:19:05,387 --> 00:19:06,555
I'm just gonna
jump in here real quick.

344
00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:07,924
Cool.

345
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,360
Cool.

346
00:19:13,562 --> 00:19:14,563
Cool.

347
00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:18,233
Cool.

348
00:19:27,542 --> 00:19:28,578
Can I...

349
00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:30,747
- You want me to just get my drink?
- Yeah.

350
00:19:31,313 --> 00:19:32,882
Come on in, yeah. Go ahead.

351
00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:34,951
- Huh?
- It's all yours.

352
00:19:34,984 --> 00:19:36,284
- Okay.
- Thank you.

353
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,554
Excuse me.

354
00:19:40,656 --> 00:19:42,491
Right.

355
00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:13,589
<i>Please leave
a message after the beep.</i>

356
00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:17,392
Just wanted to say good night.
Sam was in rare form.

357
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:20,495
From a scale of one to Sam,
he was at least a 12.

358
00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:21,496
Hey, creep!

359
00:20:22,031 --> 00:20:23,532
Are you leaving
without saying goodbye?

360
00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:24,767
Hey, I was just...

361
00:20:24,801 --> 00:20:27,502
Wait, why are you
sneaking up on me?

362
00:20:27,536 --> 00:20:29,571
I went out for some fresh air,

363
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:31,774
and then I heard Sam dragged
everyone to Fubar.

364
00:20:31,808 --> 00:20:34,911
So, I guess you could say my
wing-man duties were successful.

365
00:20:38,915 --> 00:20:40,049
Do you want a ride home?

366
00:20:42,985 --> 00:20:44,654
Oh, this is just
water. I don't drink.

367
00:20:45,588 --> 00:20:46,589
Me either.

368
00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:48,925
Okay. So, shall we?

369
00:20:49,625 --> 00:20:50,693
Oh, no, no.

370
00:20:50,726 --> 00:20:52,394
The fresh air will do me good.

371
00:20:52,427 --> 00:20:53,696
Well, which way are you headed?

372
00:20:53,729 --> 00:20:54,931
I've got to stop at
the store, anyway.

373
00:20:54,964 --> 00:20:56,032
I'll walk with you.

374
00:20:56,065 --> 00:20:57,365
You don't have to do that.

375
00:20:57,399 --> 00:20:58,768
Plus, I don't want to know

376
00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:00,670
what you could possibly need
at this hour.

377
00:21:00,970 --> 00:21:01,971
Gum.

378
00:21:03,806 --> 00:21:05,808
- Gum?
- Yes, gum.

379
00:21:05,842 --> 00:21:06,843
I need gum.

380
00:21:08,177 --> 00:21:10,780
Just take a walk.
It won't take long.

381
00:21:12,181 --> 00:21:13,515
Unless you'd rather not.

382
00:21:15,785 --> 00:21:16,786
Okay.

383
00:21:19,055 --> 00:21:20,656
You're not going to kill me,
are you?

384
00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:21,757
Maybe. Depends.

385
00:21:44,013 --> 00:21:45,948
To be honest, I feel like
a bit of an outsider

386
00:21:45,982 --> 00:21:47,116
in West Hollywood.

387
00:21:47,583 --> 00:21:49,417
What part of town
do you live in?

388
00:21:49,785 --> 00:21:52,021
West Hollywood, but like,
way, way down.

389
00:21:52,655 --> 00:21:56,491
I get it. It probably doesn't
help that you don't drink.

390
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,928
Probably. I've always
hated the taste. You?

391
00:21:59,461 --> 00:22:01,030
Oh, I don't mind the taste.

392
00:22:01,063 --> 00:22:03,799
I've just learned that it's best
if I steer clear.

393
00:22:03,833 --> 00:22:05,034
Are you in a program?

394
00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:06,769
Oh, my God, is that rude to ask?

395
00:22:06,802 --> 00:22:08,738
Totally cool if
you are, or aren't.

396
00:22:08,771 --> 00:22:09,705
Either way. Never mind.

397
00:22:10,172 --> 00:22:13,142
Wow. That was pretty forward for
someone who doesn't like Weho.

398
00:22:13,175 --> 00:22:15,011
Sorry. Sometimes I say
what I'm thinking.

399
00:22:15,044 --> 00:22:16,444
Not that I was thinking that.

400
00:22:16,478 --> 00:22:17,613
I didn't mean to imply that.

401
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,547
Kal?

402
00:22:19,849 --> 00:22:21,050
Oh, my God!

403
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,885
Hey, whoa.

404
00:22:22,919 --> 00:22:24,086
- Take it easy.
- How have you been?

405
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,988
I haven't seen you out in,
like, a minute.

406
00:22:26,022 --> 00:22:27,690
You're coming to
my reading, right?

407
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:28,925
Maybe.

408
00:22:28,958 --> 00:22:30,525
Uh, guys, this is Mo.

409
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:31,526
Hey, guys.

410
00:22:31,861 --> 00:22:32,929
- Hi.
- Hey.

411
00:22:32,962 --> 00:22:34,096
So, where are you headed?

412
00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:35,665
We're heading
to Fubar. Come!

413
00:22:35,698 --> 00:22:36,732
Oh, my God, yes, come!

414
00:22:36,766 --> 00:22:37,733
I love Fubar.

415
00:22:39,835 --> 00:22:40,903
Oh, me too!

416
00:22:40,937 --> 00:22:42,772
There is nowhere I'd rather be.

417
00:22:43,673 --> 00:22:44,472
Okay, girl.

418
00:22:44,707 --> 00:22:47,442
Well, you know,
we'll see you there I guess.

419
00:22:47,843 --> 00:22:49,612
You should've slept with him
when you had the chance.

420
00:22:49,645 --> 00:22:51,614
- Who said I didn't?
- He didn't.

421
00:22:54,216 --> 00:22:55,718
Friends of yours?

422
00:22:56,352 --> 00:22:59,588
Uh, sometimes this town
feels way too small.

423
00:22:59,622 --> 00:23:01,023
Hmm. They actors?

424
00:23:01,223 --> 00:23:02,858
Yeah, how could you tell?

425
00:23:02,892 --> 00:23:03,993
They made me uncomfortable.

426
00:23:04,026 --> 00:23:06,228
Actors always make
me uncomfortable.

427
00:23:06,262 --> 00:23:08,197
- Hey, I'm an actor.
- Like I said...

428
00:23:08,397 --> 00:23:10,166
I'm just kidding.

429
00:23:10,199 --> 00:23:11,600
Whatever, creep!

430
00:23:11,634 --> 00:23:12,668
Whatever, girl!

431
00:23:12,702 --> 00:23:13,903
- Don't.
- You don't.

432
00:23:13,936 --> 00:23:14,937
Deal.

433
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:21,043
I bet you charm all the boys
with trips to buy gum.

434
00:23:21,077 --> 00:23:22,611
Nah, just the cute ones.

435
00:23:22,912 --> 00:23:23,913
Flirt.

436
00:23:24,246 --> 00:23:25,948
Like, that was flirting, right?

437
00:23:28,150 --> 00:23:30,552
Now, this place,
Thursday nights,

438
00:23:30,586 --> 00:23:32,188
even sober, that's a party.

439
00:23:32,221 --> 00:23:33,521
Oh, God, I could never.

440
00:23:33,555 --> 00:23:35,791
- What? Go out on a Thursday?
- Exactly.

441
00:23:35,825 --> 00:23:38,060
No, I reserve my singing
for the shower only.

442
00:23:38,094 --> 00:23:39,128
Audience of me.

443
00:23:39,161 --> 00:23:40,863
Oh, you should try it. It's fun.

444
00:23:40,896 --> 00:23:42,832
Life is so easy
for guys like you.

445
00:23:42,865 --> 00:23:44,200
Guys like me?

446
00:23:44,233 --> 00:23:45,701
You know, the arms, the height,

447
00:23:45,735 --> 00:23:48,270
the endless options
of well-worn tank tops.

448
00:23:48,304 --> 00:23:50,840
- Mega attractive guys have more...
- I hate tank tops.

449
00:23:50,873 --> 00:23:52,174
Well, you know what I mean.

450
00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:55,177
What I know is that a gay,
Arab, Muslim guy in Weho

451
00:23:55,211 --> 00:23:56,912
probably knows what it's like
to have people

452
00:23:56,946 --> 00:23:58,180
make assumptions about him.

453
00:23:58,414 --> 00:24:00,883
They're generally incorrect,
and they never feel good.

454
00:24:01,784 --> 00:24:04,653
You know, I have to work much
harder to be taken seriously.

455
00:24:06,989 --> 00:24:09,658
But it's nice to know you think
I'm mega attractive.

456
00:24:09,692 --> 00:24:11,559
- What?
- That's what you said, right?

457
00:24:11,594 --> 00:24:12,560
Oh, here we are.

458
00:24:14,096 --> 00:24:15,264
I think it's gonna rain.

459
00:24:15,297 --> 00:24:16,766
We should grab an umbrella.

460
00:24:16,799 --> 00:24:17,900
Okay. Come on.

461
00:24:23,906 --> 00:24:25,741
So, is Mo short for Mohammed?

462
00:24:25,775 --> 00:24:26,541
It is.

463
00:24:26,876 --> 00:24:30,146
Is Kal short for...
Wait, what is Kal short for?

464
00:24:30,379 --> 00:24:31,580
Kal-El.

465
00:24:31,781 --> 00:24:32,848
Khalil?

466
00:24:32,882 --> 00:24:34,683
No. Kal-El.

467
00:24:36,218 --> 00:24:38,287
Your full name is Kal-El?

468
00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:40,322
- Like Superman?
- Yes.

469
00:24:40,356 --> 00:24:42,124
Like Superman's Kryptonian name

470
00:24:42,158 --> 00:24:44,126
given to him
by his biological parents,

471
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,694
Jor-El and Lara?

472
00:24:45,728 --> 00:24:46,762
Oh, Superman fan?

473
00:24:46,796 --> 00:24:47,797
Yeah! Huge!

474
00:24:48,097 --> 00:24:48,898
Do you have a favorite?

475
00:24:49,098 --> 00:24:51,333
Superman? Oh, Christopher Reeve,
no contest.

476
00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:52,334
Agreed.

477
00:24:52,635 --> 00:24:54,737
I can never decide
which movie I like more,

478
00:24:54,770 --> 00:24:55,805
the first movie or the second.

479
00:24:55,838 --> 00:24:56,772
Oh, definitely the first,

480
00:24:56,972 --> 00:24:59,241
but the battle scene at the end
of the second is epic.

481
00:24:59,275 --> 00:25:01,143
Epic, totally!

482
00:25:01,177 --> 00:25:03,279
Favorite scene?
Wait, let me guess.

483
00:25:04,747 --> 00:25:06,615
"Easy Miss, I've got you."

484
00:25:06,649 --> 00:25:09,819
"You... You've got me?
Who's got you?"

485
00:25:11,187 --> 00:25:13,622
I think I just found
my dad's soulmate.

486
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:17,026
How did you know
that was my favorite part?

487
00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:18,260
Isn't it everyone's?

488
00:25:19,061 --> 00:25:21,330
- This is my favorite part.
- Huh?

489
00:25:22,698 --> 00:25:23,732
Fro-yo.

490
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:25,334
Oh, yeah.

491
00:25:26,368 --> 00:25:27,603
Me too.

492
00:25:28,270 --> 00:25:30,172
- All right.
- It's pouring out there.

493
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,976
Sam seriously calls it BV?

494
00:25:34,009 --> 00:25:34,977
Mmm-hmm.

495
00:25:35,579 --> 00:25:39,014
Can I ask you what it is
you're holding onto?

496
00:25:39,048 --> 00:25:41,417
Is it like a "never gonna
happen" type thing,

497
00:25:41,450 --> 00:25:43,018
or a Muslim thing?

498
00:25:43,052 --> 00:25:45,354
Oh, no. It has nothing to do
with any of that.

499
00:25:45,788 --> 00:25:48,357
I mean, the truth is,
I don't even know if I want to.

500
00:25:49,091 --> 00:25:51,961
I mean, but if I do, I want it
to be with someone special.

501
00:25:52,628 --> 00:25:54,830
And you haven't found
someone special yet?

502
00:25:55,798 --> 00:25:56,799
No.

503
00:25:58,968 --> 00:26:02,238
It must be hard to find another
good Muslim guy in this town.

504
00:26:02,271 --> 00:26:03,339
I think that's admirable.

505
00:26:03,372 --> 00:26:04,373
What do you mean?

506
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:07,376
Well, you seem
pretty Muslim, right?

507
00:26:07,409 --> 00:26:08,444
Like you practice?

508
00:26:08,477 --> 00:26:09,645
<i>Hamdiallah,</i> I try.

509
00:26:10,713 --> 00:26:12,648
That's really cool and rare.

510
00:26:13,215 --> 00:26:15,084
I mean, honestly, most people
are turned off

511
00:26:15,117 --> 00:26:16,152
by the whole thing.

512
00:26:16,852 --> 00:26:19,822
Explaining my faith to people
is kinda hard.

513
00:26:20,189 --> 00:26:21,023
I bet.

514
00:26:21,290 --> 00:26:23,859
I bet most Muslims
would shun you for being gay,

515
00:26:23,893 --> 00:26:26,795
and most gays don't really
get down with God.

516
00:26:27,396 --> 00:26:30,199
But you've found a way
to reconcile the two?

517
00:26:34,737 --> 00:26:37,006
Have you ever seen
<i>The Sound of Music?</i>

518
00:26:37,873 --> 00:26:39,208
The movie?

519
00:26:39,441 --> 00:26:41,177
Are you avoiding my question?

520
00:26:41,210 --> 00:26:42,378
Hear me out.

521
00:26:42,411 --> 00:26:44,380
You know when Maria returns
to the convent,

522
00:26:44,413 --> 00:26:47,149
and tells Mother Abbess
that she can't love the Captain

523
00:26:47,183 --> 00:26:50,052
because she's made a vow to God?

524
00:26:50,085 --> 00:26:52,054
Yes, I remember that part.

525
00:26:52,087 --> 00:26:54,423
Well, do you remember what
Mother Abbess says to her?

526
00:26:54,456 --> 00:26:56,425
To climb every mountain?

527
00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:59,929
Well, yes. But
before that she says,

528
00:27:01,864 --> 00:27:03,832
"If you love this man,

529
00:27:03,866 --> 00:27:05,234
"it doesn't mean
you love God less."

530
00:27:06,268 --> 00:27:08,771
I was born gay and I love God.

531
00:27:09,171 --> 00:27:12,308
The two can and should totally
be able to coexist.

532
00:27:14,210 --> 00:27:15,211
Hmm.

533
00:27:16,078 --> 00:27:18,414
You realize how gay you
sound right now, right?

534
00:27:18,447 --> 00:27:20,015
Hey, come on.

535
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:32,895
Kal! Oh, my God!

536
00:27:33,095 --> 00:27:34,196
So glad you're here.

537
00:27:34,230 --> 00:27:36,232
Okay, first of all.
You're singing...

538
00:27:36,265 --> 00:27:37,233
Kal. Hey...

539
00:27:39,501 --> 00:27:40,869
Oh, my God.

540
00:27:50,212 --> 00:27:51,247
Go on in.

541
00:27:57,453 --> 00:27:59,421
<i>Hello. I cannot talk.</i>

542
00:27:59,822 --> 00:28:01,290
<i>Please leave a message.</i>

543
00:28:05,894 --> 00:28:07,529
<i>Please leave
a message after the beep.</i>

544
00:28:08,530 --> 00:28:10,899
Hey, Tata. Headed home now.

545
00:28:10,933 --> 00:28:12,234
Didn't expect to
be out this late

546
00:28:12,268 --> 00:28:14,036
on the first night of Ramadan.

547
00:28:40,029 --> 00:28:41,397
- Can I borrow some ketchup?
- Huh?

548
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,232
I tell those queens,
"Extra ketchup,"

549
00:28:43,265 --> 00:28:45,401
and they always say, "Okay, boo,
whatever you want,"

550
00:28:45,434 --> 00:28:47,403
like they're my best friend,
and what happens

551
00:28:47,436 --> 00:28:48,537
when I reach into the bag?

552
00:28:48,570 --> 00:28:50,205
- No ketchup.
- No ketchup!

553
00:28:50,239 --> 00:28:52,074
They're toying with me,
but they'll see.

554
00:28:52,107 --> 00:28:53,309
Ugh! You want some?

555
00:28:53,542 --> 00:28:54,611
- Fasting.
- Yeah me too.

556
00:28:54,644 --> 00:28:56,111
These are just fries though.

557
00:28:59,048 --> 00:29:00,382
How are you up this early?

558
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,284
I haven't gone to bed yet.

559
00:29:03,085 --> 00:29:05,821
- Well?
- Well what?

560
00:29:06,455 --> 00:29:08,490
You have nothing to say?

561
00:29:08,792 --> 00:29:10,326
Nothing happened.

562
00:29:10,526 --> 00:29:12,061
Yes, it did.

563
00:29:12,294 --> 00:29:13,329
No, it didn't.

564
00:29:13,630 --> 00:29:15,364
How do you know?
You weren't even there.

565
00:29:15,397 --> 00:29:16,999
That makes no sense.
Of course I was.

566
00:29:17,032 --> 00:29:18,467
We walked around all
of West Hollywood

567
00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:19,602
for most of the night.

568
00:29:20,502 --> 00:29:22,137
- Who?
- Me and Kal.

569
00:29:22,171 --> 00:29:23,238
You and Kal?

570
00:29:23,272 --> 00:29:24,473
Yeah, who'd you think?

571
00:29:24,506 --> 00:29:25,307
I was talking about John.

572
00:29:25,507 --> 00:29:27,276
John? I barely said
two words to the guy.

573
00:29:27,309 --> 00:29:28,911
Not you and John.
Me and John.

574
00:29:28,944 --> 00:29:31,213
Oh, what happened?
Keep it macro please.

575
00:29:31,246 --> 00:29:32,548
I don't need details.

576
00:29:32,582 --> 00:29:34,283
No, no, no.
Forget me and John.

577
00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:36,518
I want details.
Juicy, dirty details.

578
00:29:36,552 --> 00:29:38,120
Don't make me pull teeth.

579
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:39,321
Nothing happened.

580
00:29:39,355 --> 00:29:40,623
I walked him to buy some gum.

581
00:29:40,657 --> 00:29:43,025
Gum. That's what
you're calling it?

582
00:29:45,394 --> 00:29:46,995
He went into Fubar. That's it.

583
00:29:47,196 --> 00:29:48,097
Didn't you see him there?

584
00:29:48,464 --> 00:29:50,199
<i>Sharmout,</i> my mother
could've been dancing on a pole

585
00:29:50,232 --> 00:29:51,266
and I wouldn't have seen her.

586
00:29:51,300 --> 00:29:52,901
- So, nothing? No kiss?
- No.

587
00:29:52,935 --> 00:29:54,069
- No phone number?
- No.

588
00:29:54,103 --> 00:29:55,270
No plan to hang out again?

589
00:29:55,304 --> 00:29:56,572
Sam, I told you everything.

590
00:29:56,606 --> 00:29:58,374
We chewed gum and ate yogurt.

591
00:29:58,407 --> 00:30:00,175
Okay.

592
00:30:00,810 --> 00:30:03,412
Not every hot guy
is just looking for sex, Sam.

593
00:30:03,646 --> 00:30:06,014
You make assumptions,
but it's hard for guys like Kal

594
00:30:06,048 --> 00:30:07,282
to be taken seriously sometimes.

595
00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:10,352
I hear you. Nothing happened.

596
00:30:10,653 --> 00:30:13,389
We talked about Superman.
We had fro-yo.

597
00:30:13,422 --> 00:30:16,225
Let's leave it at that and not jinx
this thing that isn't even a thing.

598
00:30:16,726 --> 00:30:18,595
- So you are interested!
- I'm not saying that.

599
00:30:18,628 --> 00:30:20,462
But you're not not saying that.
So, there's hope!

600
00:30:22,131 --> 00:30:24,900
I told you there was
life after Hassan.

601
00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:27,336
- Oh, sorry.
- Not this again.

602
00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:29,171
Mo, it's been a year.

603
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:30,707
And God knows,
you're not getting any younger.

604
00:30:30,740 --> 00:30:32,642
- Sam, please.
- That's it.

605
00:30:32,908 --> 00:30:34,611
I'm getting Val's phone number
from John.

606
00:30:34,644 --> 00:30:36,145
I need an excuse
to text him anyway.

607
00:30:36,178 --> 00:30:38,514
His name is Kal. With a "K."
And don't you dare!

608
00:30:38,547 --> 00:30:40,282
Don't ever tell me
"Don't" Mohammed!

609
00:30:41,618 --> 00:30:42,685
"Everybody
says don't, everybody says..."

610
00:30:42,719 --> 00:30:43,919
Don't.

611
00:30:44,687 --> 00:30:47,489
Okay, now my turn.

612
00:30:47,523 --> 00:30:48,991
Pure thoughts only. I'm fasting.

613
00:30:49,024 --> 00:30:50,559
But these are pure.

614
00:30:50,593 --> 00:30:52,294
Purely <i>haram.</i>

615
00:30:52,327 --> 00:30:53,730
Anyway, we were
both pretty drunk,

616
00:30:53,763 --> 00:30:55,464
- but I have the poppers...
- I don't want to know.

617
00:30:55,497 --> 00:30:57,099
Prude.

618
00:30:58,635 --> 00:31:00,102
<i>Yallah,</i> I have to head to the
hospital soon, I have a consult.

619
00:31:00,670 --> 00:31:01,937
Oh, it's fine.

620
00:31:02,171 --> 00:31:04,106
I gotta go meet the boys
for Sunday Funday.

621
00:31:04,139 --> 00:31:05,374
It's Thursday.

622
00:31:06,308 --> 00:31:08,177
It's Weho.

623
00:31:19,021 --> 00:31:20,690
- Megan? Hey.
- Mohammed?

624
00:31:30,232 --> 00:31:31,333
Hi, Mom.

625
00:31:38,407 --> 00:31:39,609
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom. We got it.

626
00:31:39,642 --> 00:31:40,643
Okay. Thank you.

627
00:31:42,311 --> 00:31:43,312
Just heading to work.

628
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,216
The driver is a woman.
Mama, why are you so amped up?

629
00:31:47,249 --> 00:31:48,217
Are you hangry?

630
00:32:02,531 --> 00:32:04,166
Let him watch in peace.

631
00:32:04,533 --> 00:32:05,802
Say hi.

632
00:32:05,835 --> 00:32:07,637
I'm glad he's not fasting,
he needs his medicine.

633
00:32:21,618 --> 00:32:23,218
I'll see you soon
enough, <i>Inshallah.</i>

634
00:32:29,792 --> 00:32:31,360
<i>Of course, every day.</i>

635
00:32:32,427 --> 00:32:34,363
Guess who reached out this week?

636
00:32:35,197 --> 00:32:35,999
Hassan.

637
00:32:36,331 --> 00:32:38,635
After a whole year,
he's still trying to contact me.

638
00:32:39,669 --> 00:32:42,104
Mama, don't talk like that!
You will break your fast.

639
00:32:47,309 --> 00:32:48,410
Oh, I didn't.

640
00:32:48,443 --> 00:32:49,746
He is now blocked from all apps.

641
00:33:04,159 --> 00:33:07,262
Mom, you have two grandkids,
and a third is on the way.

642
00:33:07,296 --> 00:33:10,767
<i>Plus, I'm sure Allah has greater
issues to deal with than my love life.</i>

643
00:33:21,778 --> 00:33:24,112
Okay, Mom.
I can't even deal with A, your racism,

644
00:33:24,146 --> 00:33:26,515
and B, with how you think me
and my future husband,

645
00:33:26,548 --> 00:33:28,150
sent by God because
of your prayers,

646
00:33:28,183 --> 00:33:30,285
are going to have
full-blooded Arab babies?

647
00:33:33,723 --> 00:33:36,425
Okay, Mom, I just got to work.
I will call you later.

648
00:33:40,529 --> 00:33:41,563
<i>Mom, I gotta go.</i>

649
00:33:44,767 --> 00:33:46,703
Mama, he's not depressed.
You're just bored.

650
00:33:46,736 --> 00:33:47,804
<i>Yallah,</i> bye.

651
00:33:47,837 --> 00:33:49,571
Oh, bye.

652
00:34:53,970 --> 00:34:56,304
Oh, just my mom.

653
00:35:08,718 --> 00:35:11,286
Mo? Hey.

654
00:35:11,553 --> 00:35:13,723
Oh, my God, hey.
What are you doing here?

655
00:35:14,189 --> 00:35:16,959
Did Sam reach out to you?
I told him not to.

656
00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:18,828
I work here.

657
00:35:19,062 --> 00:35:20,697
Uh, Sam should have never...

658
00:35:20,730 --> 00:35:21,998
Oh, right, doctor.

659
00:35:22,031 --> 00:35:22,999
Right, right.

660
00:35:23,432 --> 00:35:26,568
Um, no, I was just thinking what
a weird coincidence this is.

661
00:35:26,602 --> 00:35:27,670
Totally.

662
00:35:27,704 --> 00:35:28,871
But what are you doing here?

663
00:35:28,905 --> 00:35:30,539
I was just visiting someone.

664
00:35:30,773 --> 00:35:31,874
Really?

665
00:35:31,908 --> 00:35:33,475
Everything okay?

666
00:35:33,810 --> 00:35:35,778
No, yeah. Everything's fine.

667
00:35:35,812 --> 00:35:37,780
It's an overdue visit.
Nothing major.

668
00:35:38,047 --> 00:35:39,247
Excuse me.

669
00:35:44,887 --> 00:35:47,522
So, uh, why did you
ditch me last night?

670
00:35:47,556 --> 00:35:49,357
Ditch you? You went inside.

671
00:35:49,592 --> 00:35:53,328
Momentarily, yes, but I came back
out to get you, you were gone.

672
00:35:53,361 --> 00:35:54,329
You did?

673
00:35:58,500 --> 00:35:59,602
Uh, where you headed?

674
00:35:59,969 --> 00:36:01,871
Um, ordering a ride.

675
00:36:01,904 --> 00:36:04,439
I can see that.
I mean, where?

676
00:36:04,473 --> 00:36:06,274
I'm headed to the grocery.

677
00:36:06,308 --> 00:36:09,912
Well, let me give you a ride to
make it up to you for last night.

678
00:36:09,946 --> 00:36:11,279
I feel bad that
you think I would ditch you.

679
00:36:13,049 --> 00:36:14,416
After you.

680
00:36:15,517 --> 00:36:17,687
- Um, okay.
- Go ahead.

681
00:36:19,421 --> 00:36:21,023
Just out to the
parking lot there.

682
00:36:40,542 --> 00:36:41,844
Your mother doesn't mind?

683
00:36:41,878 --> 00:36:43,713
No, it's not
that big of a deal to her.

684
00:36:43,746 --> 00:36:45,413
You mean to tell me
your immigrant mother

685
00:36:45,447 --> 00:36:48,383
would allow you to be like this
and have no opinion about it?

686
00:36:48,416 --> 00:36:51,854
My immigrant mother is nothing
like what you see on TV.

687
00:36:51,888 --> 00:36:53,589
She is not some stereotype.

688
00:36:53,623 --> 00:36:55,758
I'm sorry, this is just
so hard for me to swallow.

689
00:36:55,792 --> 00:36:58,060
Like, stems on and everything?

690
00:36:58,094 --> 00:37:00,428
Yeah. We kinda likes the stems
in my family.

691
00:37:00,897 --> 00:37:03,099
You kinda like the stems?

692
00:37:03,132 --> 00:37:04,634
This is blasphemy.

693
00:37:04,667 --> 00:37:06,068
Is it though?

694
00:37:06,102 --> 00:37:07,536
Okay. Step away
from the parsley.

695
00:37:07,569 --> 00:37:09,038
No tabbouleh of mine
will have stems in it.

696
00:37:09,772 --> 00:37:11,373
Of yours?

697
00:37:11,607 --> 00:37:14,644
- Are you making my tabbouleh now?
- In fact, I am.

698
00:37:14,677 --> 00:37:18,014
Mainly so we don't choke to
death on any of the stems

699
00:37:18,047 --> 00:37:19,682
that you seem to think
are not a big deal

700
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,584
when making a delicate dish
like tabbouleh.

701
00:37:21,617 --> 00:37:22,685
Let's back up.

702
00:37:22,952 --> 00:37:24,519
Not only are you
making the tabbouleh,

703
00:37:24,553 --> 00:37:26,823
but you're also joining me
in eating it?

704
00:37:26,856 --> 00:37:29,692
Did you just invite yourself
to break fast with me?

705
00:37:29,892 --> 00:37:31,894
My mom used to say
that those who fast

706
00:37:31,928 --> 00:37:35,430
should not have to cook,
or, well, eat alone.

707
00:37:35,463 --> 00:37:37,365
So, yeah, I guess I did.

708
00:37:37,399 --> 00:37:39,969
Is she the one who taught you
to make stem-less tabbouleh?

709
00:37:40,002 --> 00:37:44,640
Uh, no. No. She just burned
toast most of my life.

710
00:37:45,473 --> 00:37:47,643
In Jordan she was afraid
to let me leave the compound,

711
00:37:47,677 --> 00:37:50,580
so I spent a lot of time
watching the cooks prepare meals.

712
00:37:50,613 --> 00:37:51,647
What was she afraid of?

713
00:37:51,848 --> 00:37:54,416
You were on an army compound,
probably the safest place

714
00:37:54,449 --> 00:37:56,384
in the whole country.

715
00:37:56,418 --> 00:37:57,920
Not for a gay kid it wasn't.

716
00:37:58,721 --> 00:38:00,823
Oh, right.

717
00:38:01,958 --> 00:38:03,558
With the way those
ladies cooked,

718
00:38:03,593 --> 00:38:05,560
you could taste the love
in every bite.

719
00:38:05,595 --> 00:38:08,598
Oh, that's how I often describe
my grandmother's cooking.

720
00:38:09,165 --> 00:38:11,868
You must miss your family
during this month.

721
00:38:11,901 --> 00:38:12,869
I do.

722
00:38:13,202 --> 00:38:15,972
Every year we all get together
at my place for the last night.

723
00:38:16,239 --> 00:38:19,041
I remember it being such an
important time in the Middle East.

724
00:38:19,441 --> 00:38:21,878
Did you like living there?

725
00:38:21,911 --> 00:38:24,881
In Jordan?
Um, yeah, for the most part.

726
00:38:24,914 --> 00:38:27,884
It was hard on my mom,
so my parents fought a lot.

727
00:38:27,917 --> 00:38:29,852
My dad could be a real asshole.

728
00:38:29,886 --> 00:38:31,654
Really? I'm sorry.

729
00:38:32,121 --> 00:38:34,056
I'm sure he was
just doing his best.

730
00:38:34,924 --> 00:38:37,159
I'm sure he thought so.

731
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:38,995
I'm sorry.

732
00:38:39,028 --> 00:38:41,496
I have this thing with parents
and reverence.

733
00:38:42,031 --> 00:38:45,101
The Qu'ran says,
"Say not to them a word of contempt,

734
00:38:45,134 --> 00:38:48,104
"nor repel them, but address
them in terms of honor."

735
00:38:50,806 --> 00:38:52,440
Right.

736
00:38:54,076 --> 00:38:56,612
Well, shall we?

737
00:39:13,029 --> 00:39:14,562
Wow! Nice place you have here.

738
00:39:14,997 --> 00:39:16,198
Thanks.

739
00:39:16,232 --> 00:39:19,735
Yes, uh, we can just set these
down right here.

740
00:39:21,671 --> 00:39:24,740
Can I get you something?
Coffee? Tea? Water?

741
00:39:28,644 --> 00:39:31,013
- Oh.
- No, I'm fine thanks.

742
00:39:31,781 --> 00:39:34,650
Is it cool if I pray?
I'll only be a few minutes.

743
00:39:35,184 --> 00:39:37,519
Oh, sure, yeah. I'll put these
away and start prepping.

744
00:39:37,552 --> 00:39:38,587
Thanks.

745
00:39:38,621 --> 00:39:39,789
Could I, uh, use your bathroom?

746
00:39:39,822 --> 00:39:40,890
Sure.

747
00:39:40,923 --> 00:39:42,758
Uh, it's just that
way on the right.

748
00:39:42,792 --> 00:39:44,526
Thanks.

749
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,710
This will be, like, the third
time this casting director

750
00:40:00,743 --> 00:40:03,980
has brought me in,
and I really want this part.

751
00:40:05,614 --> 00:40:07,917
I have a Ninja
chopper, you know.

752
00:40:07,950 --> 00:40:09,118
Oh, no way, man!

753
00:40:09,151 --> 00:40:10,853
You gotta chop the leaves
with a knife!

754
00:40:11,287 --> 00:40:13,856
Okay. But Iftar is in one hour.

755
00:40:17,259 --> 00:40:19,128
What's the play?

756
00:40:19,161 --> 00:40:20,863
Oh, no, it's not a play.

757
00:40:20,896 --> 00:40:23,666
It's a guest star role
on a new courtroom drama.

758
00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:25,768
Five-episode arc, recurring.

759
00:40:25,801 --> 00:40:28,971
My manager thinks I've got
a good shot at it.

760
00:40:31,774 --> 00:40:33,575
I don't think I could do it.

761
00:40:34,010 --> 00:40:36,746
- What?
- Auditions.

762
00:40:36,779 --> 00:40:40,649
I mean, standing there
in front of people,

763
00:40:40,683 --> 00:40:42,618
waiting for them
to tell me if I'm good enough.

764
00:40:43,686 --> 00:40:45,321
Yeah, it can be pretty grueling.

765
00:40:45,354 --> 00:40:48,124
I mean, how do you believe that
you are good enough

766
00:40:48,157 --> 00:40:51,794
when you're constantly being
told that you're not?

767
00:40:51,827 --> 00:40:54,063
Well, I'm not constantly
being told I'm not.

768
00:40:54,096 --> 00:40:56,232
I mean, there are some wins
here and there.

769
00:40:56,265 --> 00:40:57,600
Oh, my God, of course.

770
00:40:57,633 --> 00:40:59,268
Uh, what's wrong with me!

771
00:40:59,301 --> 00:41:02,772
I mean, it can be tough, but you
can't live your life in fear, right?

772
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:06,809
Right now I'm afraid
you're gonna cut your finger?

773
00:41:06,842 --> 00:41:08,110
Oh, I got it. I got it.

774
00:41:08,144 --> 00:41:10,046
I told you I got it.

775
00:41:11,614 --> 00:41:13,182
I got back to the car,
and I noticed there was

776
00:41:13,215 --> 00:41:15,317
toilet paper sticking on... Yeah.

777
00:41:15,351 --> 00:41:17,086
It was not my best day.

778
00:41:17,119 --> 00:41:20,890
- What? Oh, my God. Wow.
- So, it's not...

779
00:41:20,923 --> 00:41:22,591
Have you ever thought of
what you would do

780
00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:24,126
if this acting thing
doesn't work out?

781
00:41:24,493 --> 00:41:26,929
Porn. Oh, God.

782
00:41:26,962 --> 00:41:28,831
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

783
00:41:28,864 --> 00:41:31,333
I just, uh, I hate
that question.

784
00:41:31,901 --> 00:41:33,936
I'm sorry.
I can't seem to stay dry around you.

785
00:41:33,969 --> 00:41:34,737
Oh, really?

786
00:41:35,204 --> 00:41:37,206
And that was a dumb question.
You don't have to answer.

787
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,341
Oh, no. It's no dumber than
asking me if I'm in a program.

788
00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:42,778
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

789
00:41:44,213 --> 00:41:47,883
For me,
there's no other options really.

790
00:41:48,350 --> 00:41:51,153
I think I credit my mom
with my acting ambitions.

791
00:41:52,021 --> 00:41:53,722
Your mom?

792
00:41:53,756 --> 00:41:55,324
Yeah. I...

793
00:41:55,858 --> 00:41:59,795
I used to put on these little
skits to try and cheer her up.

794
00:42:00,863 --> 00:42:06,168
She used to say I was the only
person who could make her smile,

795
00:42:06,202 --> 00:42:08,337
and I loved that.

796
00:42:08,604 --> 00:42:12,775
Even now,
I feel like I owe it to her,

797
00:42:12,808 --> 00:42:17,313
like, if I stop,
she'll stop smiling or something.

798
00:42:21,016 --> 00:42:25,054
Uh, plus she told me I was good at
it, so, I mean, I...

799
00:42:26,856 --> 00:42:29,658
- What?
- Oh, nothing.

800
00:42:29,692 --> 00:42:32,962
Um, that's just really sweet.

801
00:42:33,162 --> 00:42:34,763
Yeah, see? I'm not
such a mystery.

802
00:42:38,067 --> 00:42:39,702
- Ah...
- No, no, no.

803
00:42:39,735 --> 00:42:41,070
No, sit. Sit.

804
00:42:41,303 --> 00:42:43,973
So, why did you become a doctor?

805
00:42:44,006 --> 00:42:46,108
Talk about dumb questions.
Hello, I'm Arab.

806
00:42:46,142 --> 00:42:47,042
Oh, come on!

807
00:42:47,376 --> 00:42:49,278
We just met, but I think I can
tell there's a good reason

808
00:42:49,311 --> 00:42:51,013
behind every choice you make.

809
00:42:52,381 --> 00:42:55,885
I owe it all to my tata,
my grandmother.

810
00:42:55,918 --> 00:42:57,219
Was she a doctor?

811
00:42:57,419 --> 00:42:58,854
No.

812
00:43:00,289 --> 00:43:02,791
Patient. Sort of.

813
00:43:02,825 --> 00:43:04,193
Say more.

814
00:43:05,928 --> 00:43:10,399
I was like 10 or 11
when it happened.

815
00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:13,769
She nearly died.

816
00:43:13,802 --> 00:43:16,205
We were at the movies
sharing some popcorn,

817
00:43:16,238 --> 00:43:19,842
and I looked over,
and she was blue.

818
00:43:20,409 --> 00:43:22,311
I froze.

819
00:43:23,145 --> 00:43:27,416
Then out of nowhere, this man,
this giant, hulk of a man,

820
00:43:27,449 --> 00:43:30,686
just swooped in,
and dislodged the popcorn.

821
00:43:31,020 --> 00:43:34,256
He saved her, and she never
stopped thanking God for him.

822
00:43:35,357 --> 00:43:38,460
I wanted to do that,
to save people,

823
00:43:39,762 --> 00:43:41,463
to be Superman in real life.

824
00:43:42,531 --> 00:43:44,166
And now you are.

825
00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:45,901
Hardly.

826
00:43:45,935 --> 00:43:49,405
Is your tata your mom's mom?
Or your dad's mom?

827
00:43:49,438 --> 00:43:50,406
My mom's mom.

828
00:43:51,073 --> 00:43:52,942
And you still talk every day?

829
00:43:53,876 --> 00:43:56,445
Yup. Today, we spoke twice.

830
00:44:13,362 --> 00:44:16,398
Thanks again for dinner.
It was really delicious.

831
00:44:16,799 --> 00:44:18,200
My pleasure.

832
00:44:18,234 --> 00:44:19,935
Text me some other
dishes you like.

833
00:44:19,969 --> 00:44:21,170
Oh, no, no.
You don't have to.

834
00:44:21,203 --> 00:44:22,404
I want to.

835
00:44:22,438 --> 00:44:24,006
This was fun.

836
00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:27,176
And cooking reminds me of home.

837
00:44:36,418 --> 00:44:38,787
So, I actually have
a lot of lines to learn

838
00:44:38,821 --> 00:44:39,989
for tomorrow.

839
00:44:40,022 --> 00:44:41,857
Oh, you should get going then.

840
00:44:41,890 --> 00:44:43,192
Let me put this in a to-go cup.

841
00:44:43,993 --> 00:44:46,962
Or I could stay?

842
00:44:46,996 --> 00:44:49,398
You're not too
tired yet, are you?

843
00:44:50,966 --> 00:44:52,301
"I love you."

844
00:44:53,869 --> 00:44:55,971
"Don't do that.
Don't tell me you love me."

845
00:44:56,772 --> 00:44:59,575
Pause. David turns
to leave and stops yet again.

846
00:44:59,609 --> 00:45:02,144
Oh, no. No. You don't read
the directions and the actions.

847
00:45:02,177 --> 00:45:03,946
- You just say the lines.
- Oh, sorry.

848
00:45:04,246 --> 00:45:05,414
Again?

849
00:45:05,447 --> 00:45:07,082
No, no, no. We'll
just go from here.

850
00:45:08,884 --> 00:45:12,388
Um, "I might not know,
but after meeting you,

851
00:45:12,421 --> 00:45:15,124
"I don't think anyone
will ever compare."

852
00:45:20,062 --> 00:45:21,530
It's your line.

853
00:45:21,563 --> 00:45:22,965
Oh. Oh, sorry.

854
00:45:22,998 --> 00:45:24,500
Um, you're good.

855
00:45:24,533 --> 00:45:25,901
Oh, thank you.

856
00:45:25,934 --> 00:45:29,438
Um, "Don't touch me.
Don't ever touch me.

857
00:45:29,471 --> 00:45:31,940
"It's my body and my choices."

858
00:45:31,974 --> 00:45:33,275
Who wrote this crap?

859
00:45:33,309 --> 00:45:34,209
Hey!

860
00:45:34,543 --> 00:45:37,446
This crap is going pay my bills
for the rest of the year.

861
00:45:37,681 --> 00:45:39,381
And I thought Muslims
weren't supposed to judge.

862
00:45:39,415 --> 00:45:40,583
Oh, I'm not judging.

863
00:45:40,617 --> 00:45:43,252
I'm just, um, okay,
I guess I am judging.

864
00:45:43,285 --> 00:45:44,587
God forgive me.

865
00:45:44,887 --> 00:45:46,955
Okay. Let's try it
with some blocking.

866
00:45:47,189 --> 00:45:49,391
Sure. What's that?

867
00:45:49,759 --> 00:45:52,895
Um, so, I'm gonna
go to grab you...

868
00:45:52,928 --> 00:45:55,164
- Mmm-hmm.
- ...and then you say your line.

869
00:45:55,197 --> 00:45:56,832
Oh, okay.

870
00:45:59,669 --> 00:46:00,936
Go.

871
00:46:01,370 --> 00:46:03,872
"Don't touch me.
Don't ever touch me.

872
00:46:03,906 --> 00:46:07,076
"It's my body and my choices!"

873
00:46:13,616 --> 00:46:15,351
You're a natural!

874
00:46:15,384 --> 00:46:16,919
That was so...

875
00:47:29,592 --> 00:47:31,560
They both premiered in 1957,

876
00:47:31,594 --> 00:47:33,362
but can you believe
that <i>The Music Man</i>

877
00:47:33,395 --> 00:47:36,331
won the Tony Award for best
musical over <i>West Side Story?</i>

878
00:47:36,365 --> 00:47:37,199
Uh huh...

879
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,035
Yeah, with everything going on
in the world at that time,

880
00:47:40,068 --> 00:47:41,704
people were more sympathetic
to a white salesman

881
00:47:41,738 --> 00:47:43,372
conning a small town
than a community

882
00:47:43,405 --> 00:47:46,275
of Puerto Ricans
being shot and stabbed.

883
00:47:46,308 --> 00:47:48,143
America, am I right?

884
00:47:48,177 --> 00:47:50,412
Yeah, you usually are.

885
00:47:51,413 --> 00:47:52,615
Uh...

886
00:47:52,649 --> 00:47:54,349
Sorry, I...

887
00:47:54,383 --> 00:47:57,152
No, I'm sorry. I
just can't right now.

888
00:47:57,453 --> 00:47:59,689
You were talking so passionately
about Tony and Maria.

889
00:47:59,722 --> 00:48:00,757
I just thought...

890
00:48:00,790 --> 00:48:02,659
Please don't
misunderstand, you know.

891
00:48:02,692 --> 00:48:04,226
The sun is up. Ramadan.

892
00:48:04,259 --> 00:48:05,427
Oh, right!

893
00:48:05,461 --> 00:48:07,296
Right. I guess I'll
just have to wait for

894
00:48:07,329 --> 00:48:09,331
- "Tonight, tonight."
- Please, don't. Please.

895
00:48:09,899 --> 00:48:12,534
Even a single impure thought
will ruin this whole day's fast.

896
00:48:12,568 --> 00:48:15,070
That's right. I forget that it's
not about abstaining

897
00:48:15,103 --> 00:48:16,371
just from food or water.

898
00:48:16,405 --> 00:48:17,473
Right.

899
00:48:17,506 --> 00:48:19,107
It's about abstaining
from everything.

900
00:48:19,408 --> 00:48:21,043
You're so disciplined.

901
00:48:21,076 --> 00:48:22,679
I hope that extends
into the bedroom.

902
00:48:22,712 --> 00:48:24,413
Oh, well, there goes the day.

903
00:48:24,446 --> 00:48:26,515
Oh, no. It's not your fault.

904
00:48:26,548 --> 00:48:27,750
I was just kidding!

905
00:48:28,083 --> 00:48:30,319
Sex is the furthest thing
from my mind right now.

906
00:48:30,352 --> 00:48:32,254
Mmm. I'll just
explain that to Allah.

907
00:48:32,287 --> 00:48:33,355
Just think of kittens.

908
00:48:34,189 --> 00:48:35,491
Old ladies.

909
00:48:35,524 --> 00:48:36,759
Vaginas.

910
00:48:36,793 --> 00:48:38,728
Old lady vaginas.

911
00:48:38,761 --> 00:48:41,196
Kittens and old ladies?

912
00:48:41,230 --> 00:48:43,065
Is that how you
distract yourself?

913
00:48:43,098 --> 00:48:45,167
How do you distract yourself?

914
00:49:03,218 --> 00:49:04,186
I can't believe you
wore that shirt.

915
00:49:04,654 --> 00:49:06,656
I can't believe I'm missing beach
volleyball with John for this.

916
00:49:06,689 --> 00:49:08,357
- This is horrible timing.
- <i>Staghfallah.</i>

917
00:49:08,390 --> 00:49:09,224
Don't get preachy.

918
00:49:09,859 --> 00:49:11,828
It's not my fault the body has to
be in the ground within 24 hours.

919
00:49:11,861 --> 00:49:13,328
Sam! There will be
more beach volleyball.

920
00:49:13,362 --> 00:49:15,163
Your uncle only dies once.

921
00:49:15,197 --> 00:49:16,431
He's not even my uncle.

922
00:49:16,465 --> 00:49:17,734
I thought you said
your aunt's husband.

923
00:49:17,767 --> 00:49:19,368
- Not really my aunt.
- Got it.

924
00:49:23,505 --> 00:49:25,340
You say that
to each man in the line-up.

925
00:49:25,374 --> 00:49:26,676
Are you really trying
to teach me Arabic?

926
00:49:26,709 --> 00:49:28,110
Which one of us is
the immigrant here?

927
00:49:28,143 --> 00:49:29,545
I know, but we have to respect
the customs.

928
00:49:29,579 --> 00:49:31,380
Step down from your
pulpit, <i>habibi.</i>

929
00:49:31,413 --> 00:49:33,248
This isn't my first rodeo.

930
00:49:33,282 --> 00:49:35,417
Oh, there's my cousin Muna.

931
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:37,620
Isn't she a beauty queen with
all that forehead on display?

932
00:49:37,654 --> 00:49:38,855
Let's go say hi.

933
00:49:38,888 --> 00:49:40,623
No! You cannot go
to the women's side, Sam.

934
00:49:40,657 --> 00:49:42,524
Why not? I want to say hi
to my cousin.

935
00:49:42,558 --> 00:49:44,459
- It's rude.
- What year are we in here?

936
00:49:44,727 --> 00:49:46,094
Get out of the dark ages.

937
00:49:46,128 --> 00:49:47,563
You can go after
the Sheikh speaks.

938
00:49:47,597 --> 00:49:49,364
And I can't believe
you wore that shirt.

939
00:49:49,398 --> 00:49:51,266
It's the only black I had.

940
00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:52,735
Black isn't a good color on me.

941
00:50:31,808 --> 00:50:34,309
Well, then he, like,
wouldn't talk to his dad

942
00:50:34,343 --> 00:50:36,411
or his dad wouldn't talk to him.
I don't even know.

943
00:50:36,445 --> 00:50:37,580
There's so much drama,
I can't even remember,

944
00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:39,448
What, are the...

945
00:50:39,481 --> 00:50:41,918
- Sam, where did you go?
- Don't be rude!

946
00:50:41,951 --> 00:50:44,152
Can't you see my cousin is in
the middle of a juicy story?

947
00:50:44,186 --> 00:50:46,488
I'm sorry, <i>habibti,</i> he's fasting.
Anyway, you were saying?

948
00:50:46,521 --> 00:50:47,690
That's okay, <i>ba'rah.</i>

949
00:50:47,724 --> 00:50:48,758
- Alia...
- Alia is Muna's girlfriend.

950
00:50:49,157 --> 00:50:51,894
...has been super stressed because
her sister is getting a divorce.

951
00:50:51,928 --> 00:50:54,563
- <i>Haram.</i>
- No, her husband's gay.

952
00:50:54,797 --> 00:50:55,598
She helped him come
out of the closet.

953
00:50:55,832 --> 00:50:58,166
- They're both doing very well.
- Oh, fresh meat.

954
00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,267
What's his name?
Maybe I know him?

955
00:50:59,301 --> 00:51:01,436
Her husband? Hussein?

956
00:51:01,638 --> 00:51:03,171
Hussein? Is that the...

957
00:51:03,205 --> 00:51:04,473
Hassan. Hassan Saad.

958
00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:06,308
Hassan Saad?

959
00:51:08,543 --> 00:51:10,680
Oh, it's hard to say, you know.

960
00:51:10,713 --> 00:51:12,582
We gays, we all know each other.

961
00:51:12,615 --> 00:51:16,184
Just gay, gay, gay,
gaying it up all the time.

962
00:51:16,218 --> 00:51:17,486
You two are really annoying.

963
00:51:17,519 --> 00:51:19,554
Oh, so sorry, <i>habibti.</i>
It's all Mo's fault.

964
00:51:19,589 --> 00:51:20,723
Show some respect.

965
00:51:20,757 --> 00:51:22,391
Please go on. You were saying?

966
00:51:22,424 --> 00:51:24,761
Apparently Hassan's been dating
this guy in LA for, like,

967
00:51:24,794 --> 00:51:26,763
- the last three years.
- Hmm.

968
00:51:26,796 --> 00:51:28,196
He sounds like a real <i>hmar.</i>

969
00:51:29,231 --> 00:51:30,465
How so?

970
00:51:30,499 --> 00:51:31,901
Well, you know how it is.

971
00:51:31,934 --> 00:51:33,970
Hassan only married a woman
to get his dad off his back.

972
00:51:34,003 --> 00:51:35,805
This guy just
couldn't see the big picture.

973
00:51:36,204 --> 00:51:38,675
If he had just been patient with
him, they would both be together.

974
00:51:38,708 --> 00:51:41,744
Hassan is so lucky he found a
bride that was so supportive.

975
00:51:41,778 --> 00:51:43,378
Ugh.

976
00:51:43,412 --> 00:51:45,313
Unlike that boyfriend of his,
who is now apparently MIA.

977
00:51:45,347 --> 00:51:46,683
Oh my God, scandal.

978
00:51:46,716 --> 00:51:48,183
But what a strong bride.

979
00:51:48,951 --> 00:51:50,552
How did his parents take it?

980
00:51:50,586 --> 00:51:52,487
- Oh, his dad died.
- Died?

981
00:51:52,755 --> 00:51:55,692
Not literally,
but he didn't take it well.

982
00:51:55,925 --> 00:51:57,827
Yeah, Mo. Not everyone's
parents are like yours.

983
00:51:58,895 --> 00:52:00,697
I should really get going.

984
00:52:00,730 --> 00:52:03,498
Almost time to break fast.

985
00:52:05,902 --> 00:52:07,670
I don't know, girl.

986
00:52:07,704 --> 00:52:09,772
She's been in a mood.
I'll catch up with you later.

987
00:52:09,806 --> 00:52:12,340
- Mmm, gays.
- Muna!

988
00:52:23,052 --> 00:52:25,487
- So, do you think...
- Hmm?

989
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:28,624
I mean, there are so many gay
Hassan's out there, right?

990
00:52:28,658 --> 00:52:29,759
Sam.

991
00:52:29,792 --> 00:52:32,862
You never know,
but maybe, could be.

992
00:52:32,895 --> 00:52:34,831
Stranger coincidences
have happened.

993
00:52:34,864 --> 00:52:36,565
- Sam.
- Okay, okay, I'll say it.

994
00:52:36,599 --> 00:52:37,834
Your Hassan came out.

995
00:52:37,867 --> 00:52:39,301
Why am I always
the last to know?

996
00:52:39,334 --> 00:52:40,970
- Okay, Sam!
- How can you not tell me?

997
00:52:41,003 --> 00:52:42,739
Well, I didn't know.
I blocked him, remember?

998
00:52:44,874 --> 00:52:47,576
Must've been why
he'd been trying to contact me.

999
00:52:47,610 --> 00:52:50,445
Wow. Such a shame.

1000
00:52:50,479 --> 00:52:51,714
What is?

1001
00:52:51,748 --> 00:52:52,648
I mean, you heard
what Muna said, right?

1002
00:52:52,849 --> 00:52:54,549
- Patience, big picture, all that.
- Big picture?

1003
00:52:54,584 --> 00:52:55,952
And what about
what he did to me?

1004
00:52:55,985 --> 00:52:57,285
- To you?
- Yeah.

1005
00:52:57,319 --> 00:52:58,955
Mo, he was clearly hurting.

1006
00:52:59,321 --> 00:53:01,657
Something you never
had to deal with coming out.

1007
00:53:01,924 --> 00:53:04,761
You have to realize
how rare your experience is.

1008
00:53:04,794 --> 00:53:06,863
You didn't see how much he
hurt my parents, and Tata.

1009
00:53:07,462 --> 00:53:08,765
She died of a broken heart.

1010
00:53:09,165 --> 00:53:10,933
Mo. You know that's not true.

1011
00:53:10,967 --> 00:53:11,968
Sam, <i>khalas.</i>

1012
00:53:12,168 --> 00:53:14,003
Just get me home, okay?

1013
00:53:19,609 --> 00:53:21,510
I'm fine. Truly.

1014
00:53:21,878 --> 00:53:23,713
We just gotta start cooking.

1015
00:53:23,980 --> 00:53:25,547
- I'm not cooking.
- I'm not asking you to.

1016
00:53:25,581 --> 00:53:26,949
You said "we."

1017
00:53:27,150 --> 00:53:29,351
- Oh. Me and Kal.
- Who?

1018
00:53:29,384 --> 00:53:30,519
- Kal.
- Val?

1019
00:53:30,552 --> 00:53:31,319
John's friend, Val?

1020
00:53:31,654 --> 00:53:34,422
His name is Kal.
We've been breaking fast together.

1021
00:53:35,158 --> 00:53:36,993
And you're just
telling me this now?

1022
00:53:37,193 --> 00:53:39,361
What else is he breaking?
Has he broken your BV?

1023
00:53:39,394 --> 00:53:41,931
Tell me everything.
I want details, juicy, dirty details.

1024
00:53:41,964 --> 00:53:44,033
Don't make me pull teeth.

1025
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,002
You haven't hooked up yet?

1026
00:53:46,035 --> 00:53:47,904
Do you even know me?
It's not like that.

1027
00:53:47,937 --> 00:53:50,006
How often are you
two "breaking fast?"

1028
00:53:50,039 --> 00:53:52,675
- I don't know, like, every night?
- Ahhh!

1029
00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:54,644
- Don't make it a thing.
- Every night?

1030
00:53:55,912 --> 00:53:58,080
No wonder you've been so low-key
this Ramadan.

1031
00:53:58,681 --> 00:54:00,983
Is this why
you haven't invited me over?

1032
00:54:02,018 --> 00:54:04,419
You don't ever
need an invitation.

1033
00:54:05,121 --> 00:54:07,089
I bet he's a good kisser.

1034
00:54:07,123 --> 00:54:09,091
We're just friends,
and I don't kiss my friends.

1035
00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:11,894
- Really?
- Plus, it's Ramadan.

1036
00:54:13,863 --> 00:54:16,498
Whatever it is,
it's nice to hear that

1037
00:54:16,531 --> 00:54:18,734
Hassan is just a
bridge of water.

1038
00:54:18,768 --> 00:54:20,002
Water under the bridge.

1039
00:54:20,036 --> 00:54:22,772
Yeah, whatever.
London Bridges, I don't care.

1040
00:54:29,912 --> 00:54:34,917
<i>♪ Follow every rainbow</i>

1041
00:54:34,951 --> 00:54:38,054
<i>♪ Till you find... ♪</i>

1042
00:54:44,559 --> 00:54:45,661
Hi.

1043
00:54:45,695 --> 00:54:47,630
- Oh, my God. Hi.
- Were you just singing?

1044
00:54:47,663 --> 00:54:49,165
No. You could hear that?

1045
00:54:49,198 --> 00:54:50,666
The whole neighborhood could.

1046
00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:52,735
You have a great voice.
And great taste in music.

1047
00:54:52,935 --> 00:54:54,871
- You're early.
- I know.

1048
00:54:54,904 --> 00:54:57,773
I couldn't wait to tell you.
I got the part!

1049
00:54:58,074 --> 00:55:00,176
The courtroom drama?
My body, my choices?

1050
00:55:00,209 --> 00:55:02,044
- Yeah!
- No way! Congrats!

1051
00:55:02,078 --> 00:55:03,112
This is so amazing.

1052
00:55:04,981 --> 00:55:06,115
Please don't move.

1053
00:55:06,749 --> 00:55:09,451
- Uh...
- My towel has fallen.

1054
00:55:10,820 --> 00:55:12,088
Okay.

1055
00:55:12,121 --> 00:55:14,891
Um, squat down with me.

1056
00:55:14,924 --> 00:55:16,092
I'll grab it.

1057
00:55:16,125 --> 00:55:17,927
You immediately turn around.

1058
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,128
Mo, it's not that big of a deal.

1059
00:55:19,161 --> 00:55:20,897
Just squat down with me!

1060
00:55:20,930 --> 00:55:21,964
Okay.

1061
00:55:28,804 --> 00:55:30,606
Oh! Wait! Wait! Oh!

1062
00:55:31,007 --> 00:55:32,174
Okay. Okay.

1063
00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:33,743
Sorry I shouted.

1064
00:55:33,776 --> 00:55:35,912
- It's okay. It's okay.
- Sorry. Sorry.

1065
00:55:35,945 --> 00:55:38,614
I think I felt you break
your fast against my leg.

1066
00:55:39,649 --> 00:55:41,651
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

1067
00:55:41,684 --> 00:55:43,686
Anyway, I could not have done it
without your help,

1068
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:47,489
so I'd like to
take you somewhere.

1069
00:55:47,522 --> 00:55:49,457
But, what about dinner?

1070
00:55:49,491 --> 00:55:52,628
Well, we'll do this first,
and then I thought

1071
00:55:52,662 --> 00:55:54,096
I'd take you to dinner.

1072
00:55:54,997 --> 00:55:57,099
- Like, out?
- Yeah.

1073
00:55:57,366 --> 00:55:58,968
Like, a date.

1074
00:55:59,168 --> 00:56:00,736
Oh.

1075
00:56:00,770 --> 00:56:02,171
If that's okay.

1076
00:56:04,140 --> 00:56:05,808
No. Yeah, of course.

1077
00:56:05,841 --> 00:56:09,178
Um, uh, just let me
throw some clothes on.

1078
00:56:09,211 --> 00:56:11,113
- Okay.
- It's not karaoke, is it?

1079
00:56:11,347 --> 00:56:13,816
No. No. It's not karaoke.

1080
00:56:20,856 --> 00:56:23,025
Okay, okay. All right.
We're sitting.

1081
00:56:23,059 --> 00:56:25,661
Just sit, very... Yes.

1082
00:56:25,695 --> 00:56:27,129
What are we doing?

1083
00:56:27,495 --> 00:56:29,632
We're at a water park.
What do you think we're doing?

1084
00:56:29,665 --> 00:56:31,267
We're at the movies!

1085
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:34,502
Obviously, but what...

1086
00:56:46,582 --> 00:56:48,483
Oh, my God, really?

1087
00:56:59,561 --> 00:57:00,562
<i>What the hell is that?</i>

1088
00:57:02,732 --> 00:57:04,233
<i>Easy, Miss. I've got you.</i>

1089
00:57:04,266 --> 00:57:05,768
<i>You... You've got me.</i>

1090
00:57:05,801 --> 00:57:07,169
<i>Who's got you?</i>

1091
00:57:33,095 --> 00:57:34,529
He's a fan.

1092
00:57:36,298 --> 00:57:39,835
And Miss Teschmacher saves
Superman only to prove the point

1093
00:57:39,869 --> 00:57:42,271
that even Superman needs saving
from time to time.

1094
00:57:42,505 --> 00:57:43,739
- You know...
- Kal?

1095
00:57:45,007 --> 00:57:46,642
Honey...

1096
00:57:46,976 --> 00:57:50,012
I thought
that was you.

1097
00:57:55,217 --> 00:57:56,819
Hi, I'm Mo.

1098
00:57:57,386 --> 00:57:59,989
Um, Judy. Hello.

1099
00:58:02,158 --> 00:58:04,960
You look more like him...

1100
00:58:04,994 --> 00:58:06,028
What are you doing here?

1101
00:58:07,396 --> 00:58:09,165
I bought tickets months ago.

1102
00:58:09,198 --> 00:58:12,034
I... I thought I would surprise
your father

1103
00:58:12,068 --> 00:58:14,003
or maybe the two
of you could go.

1104
00:58:14,036 --> 00:58:15,938
I'm not here for him, Judy.

1105
00:58:19,308 --> 00:58:22,011
Sorry. He wasn't really
a role model for his kids.

1106
00:58:22,645 --> 00:58:23,679
Oh, God.

1107
00:58:26,248 --> 00:58:27,950
Listen, we're celebrating.

1108
00:58:27,983 --> 00:58:29,718
Kal just landed a big role.

1109
00:58:30,219 --> 00:58:33,189
Oh, still doing
that acting thing.

1110
00:58:37,393 --> 00:58:40,329
Judy, it was nice to see you.

1111
00:58:42,765 --> 00:58:44,266
It was lovely to meet you.

1112
00:58:46,235 --> 00:58:47,870
Yeah.

1113
00:58:47,903 --> 00:58:51,040
You... You two take care.

1114
00:59:07,022 --> 00:59:10,292
That was my dad's current wife.

1115
00:59:13,963 --> 00:59:16,866
My mom's been dead
since I was 16.

1116
00:59:19,702 --> 00:59:22,338
I'm sorry. It's just not
something I like to talk about.

1117
00:59:22,371 --> 00:59:23,906
No, I'm sorry.

1118
00:59:23,939 --> 00:59:25,641
We don't have to talk about it.

1119
00:59:27,977 --> 00:59:30,379
I wish I still had
her to talk to,

1120
00:59:30,713 --> 00:59:33,716
like you have your
mom and your tata.

1121
00:59:39,755 --> 00:59:42,358
Ah, it's just a prop.

1122
00:59:43,192 --> 00:59:46,862
When I talk to my grandmother,
I use the phone,

1123
00:59:46,896 --> 00:59:48,797
but it's just a prop.

1124
00:59:49,231 --> 00:59:51,100
She died around a year ago.

1125
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:55,838
We used to talk every day, so...
So I just use it.

1126
00:59:56,906 --> 01:00:01,277
I like to feel like I can
still leave her messages or texts.

1127
01:00:02,144 --> 01:00:05,114
- This must sound crazy.
- No. It's not crazy.

1128
01:00:06,081 --> 01:00:08,217
Losing someone is hard.

1129
01:00:09,885 --> 01:00:11,220
I lost the wrong parent.

1130
01:00:19,094 --> 01:00:21,397
It happened a long
time ago. Uh...

1131
01:00:21,997 --> 01:00:24,266
She was diagnosed with cancer

1132
01:00:24,300 --> 01:00:26,068
when we were in Jordan,

1133
01:00:26,101 --> 01:00:27,803
and, uh,

1134
01:00:27,836 --> 01:00:30,306
she wanted to get treatment
back in the States,

1135
01:00:30,339 --> 01:00:32,808
but she stayed with
my dad instead,

1136
01:00:34,043 --> 01:00:37,813
and she got worse...

1137
01:00:40,182 --> 01:00:42,017
And he drank more.

1138
01:00:44,186 --> 01:00:46,789
And then she died,

1139
01:00:46,822 --> 01:00:48,123
and he kept drinking.

1140
01:00:48,357 --> 01:00:51,794
He must have
felt so guilty, poor guy.

1141
01:00:53,495 --> 01:00:54,830
Yeah.

1142
01:00:54,863 --> 01:00:56,832
That and he's a
selfish alcoholic.

1143
01:00:56,865 --> 01:00:58,200
People grieve in different ways.

1144
01:00:58,234 --> 01:01:00,102
You don't know him, Mo.

1145
01:01:00,469 --> 01:01:01,937
Don't defend him.

1146
01:01:02,538 --> 01:01:04,740
You don't know what
she put up with.

1147
01:01:09,345 --> 01:01:10,412
Vegetarian.

1148
01:01:10,446 --> 01:01:12,014
Beef shawarma.

1149
01:01:12,381 --> 01:01:13,983
Enjoy.

1150
01:01:17,319 --> 01:01:19,822
I think you're making too big
a deal out of it.

1151
01:01:19,855 --> 01:01:21,190
I can't do this again.

1152
01:01:21,223 --> 01:01:23,225
I can't get into
another Hassan situation

1153
01:01:23,259 --> 01:01:25,160
where the guy
has all this family drama,

1154
01:01:25,194 --> 01:01:26,829
and I gotta take care of it.

1155
01:01:26,862 --> 01:01:29,265
You know how important parents
and family are to me.

1156
01:01:29,298 --> 01:01:31,066
Is Kal asking you
to take care of him?

1157
01:01:31,100 --> 01:01:32,301
Well, no, but...

1158
01:01:32,334 --> 01:01:33,535
- But what?
- Switch!

1159
01:01:33,869 --> 01:01:36,372
Maybe you should just accept
his situation for what it is,

1160
01:01:36,405 --> 01:01:38,307
recognize that
it's not your situation,

1161
01:01:38,340 --> 01:01:40,442
and support him
when he needs it.

1162
01:01:40,476 --> 01:01:42,244
Geez, didn't Muna
teach you anything?

1163
01:01:42,278 --> 01:01:44,280
I know, but I keep
mentioning parents,

1164
01:01:44,313 --> 01:01:45,281
and reverence for parents,

1165
01:01:45,649 --> 01:01:48,250
and <i>"imack, imack, imack,"</i>
and he doesn't seem to get it.

1166
01:01:48,284 --> 01:01:49,518
Back row!
What is going on?

1167
01:01:49,551 --> 01:01:51,353
Too much talking!
Not enough sweating!

1168
01:01:51,387 --> 01:01:53,522
Damn straight.

1169
01:01:53,555 --> 01:01:54,990
You're getting me in trouble.

1170
01:01:55,024 --> 01:01:56,292
And you really do talk too much.

1171
01:01:56,325 --> 01:01:57,459
And stop bringing up parents.

1172
01:01:57,493 --> 01:01:58,595
It's none of your business.

1173
01:01:58,628 --> 01:02:00,429
Who do you think you're helping?

1174
01:02:00,462 --> 01:02:02,164
Switch!

1175
01:02:02,197 --> 01:02:03,165
Oh...

1176
01:02:08,504 --> 01:02:10,272
Stop pushing Kal away.

1177
01:02:10,306 --> 01:02:12,841
Try sympathizing with him
and what he's going through.

1178
01:02:13,108 --> 01:02:15,444
Hmm. You're right.

1179
01:02:15,978 --> 01:02:17,980
I have to tell him
what's bothering me

1180
01:02:18,013 --> 01:02:19,081
and put it behind me.

1181
01:02:19,114 --> 01:02:20,215
Good for you.

1182
01:02:20,249 --> 01:02:22,518
Now tell me, who's cuter?

1183
01:02:22,551 --> 01:02:23,519
Him...

1184
01:02:25,287 --> 01:02:26,522
Or John?

1185
01:02:31,026 --> 01:02:33,596
You know I can't work out
during Ramadan.

1186
01:02:33,630 --> 01:02:34,930
I get headaches.

1187
01:02:34,963 --> 01:02:36,265
You're giving me a headache.

1188
01:02:41,070 --> 01:02:42,204
Time to mix the salad.

1189
01:02:42,237 --> 01:02:43,505
Five minutes till Iftar.

1190
01:02:45,507 --> 01:02:48,210
Hey. You know in act two
of <i>Into the Woods,</i>

1191
01:02:48,243 --> 01:02:50,379
when the Mysterious Man
comes back from the dead

1192
01:02:50,412 --> 01:02:53,583
to tell the baker to stop
running away from his problems?

1193
01:02:54,450 --> 01:02:56,051
I was thinking...

1194
01:03:02,625 --> 01:03:04,059
- Hi.
- Hi.

1195
01:03:04,093 --> 01:03:05,260
We figured you'd be
sitting down to dinner,

1196
01:03:05,294 --> 01:03:06,528
so we thought we'd crash.

1197
01:03:06,562 --> 01:03:07,996
We?

1198
01:03:08,030 --> 01:03:09,198
Hey, Mo.

1199
01:03:09,231 --> 01:03:10,466
Hi, John.

1200
01:03:10,866 --> 01:03:12,201
Hey, you guys!

1201
01:03:12,234 --> 01:03:13,469
- <i>Itfadloo.</i>
- That means come in.

1202
01:03:14,804 --> 01:03:16,472
And take your shoes
off, Mo has rules.

1203
01:03:19,174 --> 01:03:21,410
Mmm, yeah. Well...

1204
01:03:23,680 --> 01:03:25,114
Okay.

1205
01:03:25,147 --> 01:03:26,315
What's that about?

1206
01:03:26,348 --> 01:03:27,950
Well, it's when you...

1207
01:03:27,983 --> 01:03:29,485
- Oh, it's...
- It's considered...

1208
01:03:29,518 --> 01:03:31,553
- No, no, you go.
- No, you go.

1209
01:03:31,588 --> 01:03:34,289
Um, well, it's considered rude

1210
01:03:34,323 --> 01:03:36,291
to have the soles
of your shoes facing God.

1211
01:03:36,325 --> 01:03:38,093
He does it everywhere we go.

1212
01:03:38,127 --> 01:03:39,128
Oh.

1213
01:03:40,229 --> 01:03:42,297
Sounds time consuming.

1214
01:03:44,433 --> 01:03:45,934
Oh, my God.

1215
01:03:45,968 --> 01:03:47,202
Isn't he so hot?

1216
01:03:47,236 --> 01:03:49,037
Ooh, it smells great in here.

1217
01:03:49,071 --> 01:03:50,038
Really?

1218
01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:51,440
It smells a little ethnic.

1219
01:03:52,007 --> 01:03:53,509
- Oh, that's just garlic.
- Have you ever heard of it, <i>habibi?</i>

1220
01:03:53,542 --> 01:03:55,010
I'll go get two
more place settings.

1221
01:03:55,043 --> 01:03:56,545
- Great.
- Great.

1222
01:04:00,315 --> 01:04:02,084
Plates.

1223
01:04:04,052 --> 01:04:05,387
This looks...

1224
01:04:06,121 --> 01:04:07,389
So interesting.

1225
01:04:07,423 --> 01:04:09,258
Thanks, John.

1226
01:04:09,291 --> 01:04:10,993
We made it all from scratch.

1227
01:04:11,026 --> 01:04:12,561
You made this?

1228
01:04:12,595 --> 01:04:15,531
Hmm, now I am really intrigued.

1229
01:04:17,366 --> 01:04:18,934
Uh...

1230
01:04:19,702 --> 01:04:22,304
What? Are we supposed to say
Muslim grace or something?

1231
01:04:22,337 --> 01:04:24,072
There's a couple more minutes.

1232
01:04:24,106 --> 01:04:25,240
Until?

1233
01:04:25,274 --> 01:04:27,242
Iftar time. John.

1234
01:04:30,112 --> 01:04:31,313
Okay...

1235
01:04:31,547 --> 01:04:33,716
I'll just put this...

1236
01:04:45,494 --> 01:04:47,162
Oh, it's time.

1237
01:04:48,230 --> 01:04:49,531
Thank you.

1238
01:05:02,478 --> 01:05:03,545
Dig in.

1239
01:05:06,482 --> 01:05:08,116
Wow. Rice.

1240
01:05:09,619 --> 01:05:10,720
There you go.

1241
01:05:10,753 --> 01:05:12,287
- Oh, thank you.
- Mmm-hmm.

1242
01:05:18,126 --> 01:05:19,294
Mmm.

1243
01:05:20,095 --> 01:05:21,296
Wow, Kal,

1244
01:05:21,330 --> 01:05:22,632
this is actually really good.

1245
01:05:22,665 --> 01:05:24,634
Thanks. Mo and I
made it together.

1246
01:05:24,667 --> 01:05:27,269
Hardly. I'm barely allowed
to stir the rice.

1247
01:05:27,302 --> 01:05:29,505
Well, you go too
fast.

1248
01:05:29,538 --> 01:05:32,675
I bet that's the first time anyone's
ever said that, huh, ya, Mo?

1249
01:05:32,709 --> 01:05:34,176
Hey.

1250
01:05:34,443 --> 01:05:36,613
Here. Does anyone want
any of this wine?

1251
01:05:37,747 --> 01:05:40,282
Oh, uh, Mo keeps a dry house.

1252
01:05:40,683 --> 01:05:42,551
Really? It's just wine.

1253
01:05:43,051 --> 01:05:45,554
I know, but be respectful.

1254
01:05:45,588 --> 01:05:47,724
You can go one meal
without a drink.

1255
01:05:49,692 --> 01:05:51,059
Yeah, you're right.

1256
01:05:51,093 --> 01:05:52,762
Sorry, I forgot you were sober.

1257
01:05:57,399 --> 01:05:59,736
I'm trying to take a break
from the scene.

1258
01:06:00,202 --> 01:06:02,137
Plus it's Ramadan.

1259
01:06:03,706 --> 01:06:05,240
Okay.

1260
01:06:05,274 --> 01:06:09,177
Wait, Sam, isn't...
Isn't it Ramadan for you too?

1261
01:06:09,211 --> 01:06:11,380
But weren't you drinking
at the pool party?

1262
01:06:11,413 --> 01:06:12,649
<i>Habibi,</i> I told you.

1263
01:06:12,682 --> 01:06:15,117
My parents are Muslim,
but I don't practice.

1264
01:06:15,384 --> 01:06:17,452
Mo here is Mr. Islam.

1265
01:06:17,486 --> 01:06:19,187
Sam is exaggerating.

1266
01:06:19,221 --> 01:06:20,757
I wouldn't call
myself super-devout,

1267
01:06:20,790 --> 01:06:23,292
but I try to observe
the practice.

1268
01:06:23,492 --> 01:06:24,761
Well, yeah.

1269
01:06:24,794 --> 01:06:26,796
You... You pray, you fast,
you don't drink.

1270
01:06:26,829 --> 01:06:28,163
Seems pretty devout to me.

1271
01:06:28,196 --> 01:06:29,699
You know, I do those things,
but for me

1272
01:06:29,732 --> 01:06:31,801
Islam, at its
core, is a mindset,

1273
01:06:31,834 --> 01:06:33,435
not just bowing and kneeling.

1274
01:06:33,468 --> 01:06:35,237
Wow, so,

1275
01:06:35,270 --> 01:06:37,640
your Islam also
allows you to be gay?

1276
01:06:37,907 --> 01:06:39,241
Here we go.

1277
01:06:39,274 --> 01:06:40,777
Well, it's
not just my Islam.

1278
01:06:41,577 --> 01:06:44,179
There is no punishment
for being gay in the Qur'an,

1279
01:06:44,948 --> 01:06:47,584
nor were gay people persecuted
by the Prophet Muhammad.

1280
01:06:47,617 --> 01:06:49,284
Peace Be Upon Him.

1281
01:06:50,787 --> 01:06:52,521
Homophobia and anti
- gay sentiments...

1282
01:06:52,554 --> 01:06:54,122
Became the norm

1283
01:06:54,156 --> 01:06:56,558
once Arab countries
were colonized by Britain.

1284
01:06:57,794 --> 01:07:00,128
So it's our fault.

1285
01:07:01,296 --> 01:07:02,197
I'm so lost.

1286
01:07:02,397 --> 01:07:04,199
You know, you're used
to seeing violence against

1287
01:07:04,232 --> 01:07:05,802
the gay community
in Muslim countries,

1288
01:07:05,835 --> 01:07:08,503
but that's political regime,

1289
01:07:08,537 --> 01:07:10,439
not Muslim teaching.

1290
01:07:10,472 --> 01:07:12,709
Those people do not represent
God's view.

1291
01:07:13,009 --> 01:07:14,376
And you do?

1292
01:07:14,409 --> 01:07:15,712
I try to.

1293
01:07:15,745 --> 01:07:17,279
Tolerance. Patience.

1294
01:07:17,479 --> 01:07:18,848
Not sitting in judgment.

1295
01:07:19,514 --> 01:07:21,784
Those are some
of the fundamentals of Islam

1296
01:07:21,818 --> 01:07:23,518
that I practice.

1297
01:07:23,552 --> 01:07:27,122
Frankly, being gay has taught me
to be a better Muslim.

1298
01:07:28,725 --> 01:07:31,293
Well, that's not something
you hear every day.

1299
01:07:31,861 --> 01:07:33,428
Sam, you taking notes?

1300
01:07:34,097 --> 01:07:36,231
It's not that simple for me.

1301
01:07:36,264 --> 01:07:37,667
What do you mean?

1302
01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:39,401
Well, <i>habibi,</i>

1303
01:07:39,434 --> 01:07:41,303
Mo's thinking sounds good,

1304
01:07:41,336 --> 01:07:42,905
especially when
your only reference point

1305
01:07:42,939 --> 01:07:44,841
for those countries is CNN.

1306
01:07:44,874 --> 01:07:46,341
But, truth be told,

1307
01:07:46,743 --> 01:07:48,510
God doesn't save
you from radicals

1308
01:07:48,543 --> 01:07:50,545
who view you as an abomination.

1309
01:07:50,580 --> 01:07:52,547
Where I come from,
three men were thrown off a roof

1310
01:07:52,582 --> 01:07:54,282
last week for being gay.

1311
01:07:54,684 --> 01:07:56,886
I can't bow down to a god
who created that world.

1312
01:07:56,919 --> 01:07:58,655
Man created that world, not God.

1313
01:07:59,088 --> 01:08:01,958
People murder in God's name
every day, Mo.

1314
01:08:01,991 --> 01:08:03,593
Absolving God's role in that

1315
01:08:03,626 --> 01:08:05,193
doesn't help the persecuted,
now does it?

1316
01:08:06,428 --> 01:08:07,664
You're ignoring their problems

1317
01:08:07,697 --> 01:08:08,931
because they're
not your problems.

1318
01:08:08,965 --> 01:08:11,934
I'm not making excuses
for any of that, Sam,

1319
01:08:11,968 --> 01:08:14,302
but, blaming God is always
your go-to cop-out.

1320
01:08:14,637 --> 01:08:16,338
It's not a cop-out.

1321
01:08:16,371 --> 01:08:18,306
I'm pointing out the flaws
in your logic.

1322
01:08:18,340 --> 01:08:20,810
You're so educated,
but you're also so blind

1323
01:08:20,843 --> 01:08:22,577
to the problems
that Islam creates.

1324
01:08:22,779 --> 01:08:24,847
Whoa. That seems a little harsh.

1325
01:08:35,024 --> 01:08:36,659
And I'm not blind.

1326
01:08:37,860 --> 01:08:39,361
Really?

1327
01:08:39,762 --> 01:08:40,797
What about Hassan?

1328
01:08:43,565 --> 01:08:45,333
- Who's Hassan?
- Oh, he's nobody.

1329
01:08:45,735 --> 01:08:47,970
Yes. Just another Muslim nobody

1330
01:08:48,004 --> 01:08:49,739
with a different perspective
from Mo's.

1331
01:08:49,772 --> 01:08:51,941
You have to be Muslim
to be a Muslim nobody.

1332
01:08:54,309 --> 01:08:55,712
There she is.

1333
01:08:55,745 --> 01:08:58,380
Thank you, Mo,
for reminding me why religion

1334
01:08:58,413 --> 01:08:59,949
isn't for everyone.

1335
01:08:59,982 --> 01:09:03,318
Some of us prefer to live a life
without judgment.

1336
01:09:03,351 --> 01:09:04,721
Okay. Guys, come on, it's...

1337
01:09:04,754 --> 01:09:06,989
Uh-uh, Kal. Watch out.

1338
01:09:07,023 --> 01:09:09,524
Not falling in line
could get you thrown out,

1339
01:09:09,558 --> 01:09:12,394
excommunicated,
or blocked from his cell phone.

1340
01:09:52,434 --> 01:09:53,636
Um...

1341
01:09:56,072 --> 01:09:57,472
Where's Kal?

1342
01:09:58,841 --> 01:10:00,743
He got a phone call
from the hospital.

1343
01:10:00,777 --> 01:10:02,078
He had to go. It
sounded serious.

1344
01:10:02,111 --> 01:10:03,311
His brother, you know?

1345
01:10:03,679 --> 01:10:05,447
Kal has a brother?

1346
01:10:35,077 --> 01:10:36,378
You okay?

1347
01:10:38,114 --> 01:10:39,615
I'm okay, yeah, thanks.

1348
01:10:39,649 --> 01:10:41,784
Uh, just a false alarm.

1349
01:10:42,919 --> 01:10:46,388
Look, I get it if you don't want
to talk about your family,

1350
01:10:46,421 --> 01:10:47,924
but I wish you would.

1351
01:10:48,991 --> 01:10:50,525
Okay, Mo.

1352
01:10:51,661 --> 01:10:53,361
My mom's dead.

1353
01:10:53,663 --> 01:10:55,430
My dad's an alcoholic.

1354
01:10:55,463 --> 01:10:57,332
My stepmom enables him.

1355
01:10:58,668 --> 01:11:00,002
And I have a brother named Adam

1356
01:11:00,036 --> 01:11:02,038
who's been in a coma here
for six months.

1357
01:11:02,437 --> 01:11:04,439
There, happy?

1358
01:11:06,441 --> 01:11:08,144
Oh, I... I... I...

1359
01:11:08,177 --> 01:11:10,512
Every family is
complicated. I get it.

1360
01:11:10,545 --> 01:11:11,848
Oh, I can't do this right now.

1361
01:11:11,881 --> 01:11:12,648
What?

1362
01:11:13,115 --> 01:11:15,618
I'm sorry. I... I can't be
vulnerable with you right now.

1363
01:11:16,252 --> 01:11:17,887
What do you mean by that?

1364
01:11:18,721 --> 01:11:20,656
My God.

1365
01:11:22,191 --> 01:11:25,761
I know you have a great
relationship with your family.

1366
01:11:26,028 --> 01:11:27,562
I don't.

1367
01:11:27,597 --> 01:11:28,931
I'll say.

1368
01:11:28,965 --> 01:11:30,933
I mean, I didn't even know
that you have a brother,

1369
01:11:30,967 --> 01:11:33,769
let alone he's been in my
hospital for six months?

1370
01:11:34,804 --> 01:11:36,005
I'm sorry.

1371
01:11:38,841 --> 01:11:41,744
We weren't close,
but I was making an effort.

1372
01:11:42,678 --> 01:11:44,647
We spent New Year's together.

1373
01:11:46,548 --> 01:11:48,985
We both drank a
lot and we fought.

1374
01:11:53,222 --> 01:11:55,691
He took my keys,
and I didn't stop him.

1375
01:11:57,126 --> 01:11:59,128
It's not your fault, Kal.

1376
01:11:59,161 --> 01:12:01,063
Yeah, tell that to my dad.

1377
01:12:01,097 --> 01:12:03,733
He blames us both.
He hasn't talked to me.

1378
01:12:03,766 --> 01:12:05,433
He's never visited Adam.

1379
01:12:06,002 --> 01:12:08,905
You've been dealing
with all of this alone?

1380
01:12:08,938 --> 01:12:10,773
I'm used to it.

1381
01:12:12,775 --> 01:12:15,177
I can't imagine your dad
is not in agony over this.

1382
01:12:15,211 --> 01:12:16,846
I mean, no parent wants
this for their kid.

1383
01:12:16,879 --> 01:12:19,181
Oh, easy man. I don't need your
bright-siding right now.

1384
01:12:19,215 --> 01:12:21,784
- I'm sorry?
- Your bright-siding.

1385
01:12:21,817 --> 01:12:24,921
You always spin things in a way
that ignores what's wrong.

1386
01:12:24,954 --> 01:12:26,856
It's not a spin, Kal.

1387
01:12:27,757 --> 01:12:31,727
It's faith, and my faith tells
me everything will work out.

1388
01:12:35,530 --> 01:12:36,899
Is that lonely?

1389
01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:38,935
Is what lonely?

1390
01:12:38,968 --> 01:12:41,469
Your inability to get down in
the mud with the rest of us

1391
01:12:41,503 --> 01:12:43,571
when everything
isn't working out.

1392
01:12:43,606 --> 01:12:45,174
Is this about what Sam said?

1393
01:12:45,207 --> 01:12:46,642
You have an issue with my faith?

1394
01:12:46,676 --> 01:12:48,044
I do not,

1395
01:12:48,077 --> 01:12:49,745
and neither does Sam.

1396
01:12:50,478 --> 01:12:53,149
But you aggressively
bright-sided him

1397
01:12:53,182 --> 01:12:55,818
the minute he brought up
the darker side of Islam.

1398
01:12:55,851 --> 01:12:57,653
There is no darker
side of Islam.

1399
01:12:57,687 --> 01:12:59,655
Not the Islam you follow,

1400
01:12:59,689 --> 01:13:01,090
but that doesn't invalidate

1401
01:13:01,123 --> 01:13:04,126
Sam's experiences,
his feelings, his fears.

1402
01:13:05,328 --> 01:13:08,898
The religion you follow doesn't
allow people to kill in Allah's name,

1403
01:13:08,931 --> 01:13:10,733
but that doesn't
mean people don't.

1404
01:13:11,734 --> 01:13:13,235
Uh, listen, I get it.

1405
01:13:13,269 --> 01:13:15,137
It's been a very
emotional night,

1406
01:13:15,171 --> 01:13:17,640
and I get your impulse
to attack, but...

1407
01:13:17,673 --> 01:13:19,976
Stop it, Mo! Stop doing that!

1408
01:13:20,508 --> 01:13:21,444
I'm not attacking you.

1409
01:13:21,644 --> 01:13:24,613
I am challenging you,
and you're brushing it off.

1410
01:13:25,547 --> 01:13:29,852
It's like this sick twisted
bright side coping mechanism.

1411
01:13:29,885 --> 01:13:32,054
You shut down any potential
for disagreement.

1412
01:13:32,088 --> 01:13:33,689
I'm not shutting down, Kal.

1413
01:13:33,723 --> 01:13:35,557
I'm defending my beliefs.

1414
01:13:37,059 --> 01:13:39,628
You don't have
to defend yourself to me, Mo.

1415
01:13:40,562 --> 01:13:41,797
I accept you.

1416
01:13:41,831 --> 01:13:43,165
You don't know
anything about me.

1417
01:13:45,034 --> 01:13:46,568
Okay, then.

1418
01:13:46,602 --> 01:13:47,970
Tell me how things
ended with Hassan.

1419
01:13:48,004 --> 01:13:49,005
Oh, my God. Why?

1420
01:13:49,405 --> 01:13:51,974
Because you blocked your ex.
I think we should talk about that.

1421
01:13:52,008 --> 01:13:53,776
He left me
to marry a woman.

1422
01:13:53,809 --> 01:13:54,877
Because of Islam?

1423
01:13:54,910 --> 01:13:57,913
Because of his
family, their views.

1424
01:13:58,948 --> 01:14:00,049
They challenged yours.

1425
01:14:00,082 --> 01:14:01,549
They were wrong.

1426
01:14:01,584 --> 01:14:03,185
I'm not saying they weren't,
but do you think

1427
01:14:03,219 --> 01:14:05,821
you helped him by refusing
to talk to him?

1428
01:14:05,855 --> 01:14:07,323
- Oh, you weren't there.
- You're right.

1429
01:14:07,356 --> 01:14:09,825
I wasn't.
And I don't have all the answers.

1430
01:14:09,859 --> 01:14:11,894
Not about Islam,
and certainly not about your ex,

1431
01:14:11,927 --> 01:14:13,095
but that's not my point.

1432
01:14:13,129 --> 01:14:14,797
What is your point, Kal?

1433
01:14:15,631 --> 01:14:17,066
Mo,

1434
01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:20,568
I like you a lot.

1435
01:14:22,004 --> 01:14:24,273
Your humor,

1436
01:14:24,306 --> 01:14:26,275
your love of musicals,

1437
01:14:26,308 --> 01:14:28,044
your relationship
with your family,

1438
01:14:28,077 --> 01:14:29,745
and especially your faith.

1439
01:14:35,051 --> 01:14:36,685
Do you like me?

1440
01:14:41,290 --> 01:14:43,225
What do you like about me?

1441
01:15:21,831 --> 01:15:24,366
<i>You have
reached the mailbox of...</i>

1442
01:15:24,567 --> 01:15:26,168
<i>The mailbox is full</i>

1443
01:15:26,202 --> 01:15:28,003
<i>and cannot accept
any messages at this time.</i>

1444
01:15:28,037 --> 01:15:29,305
<i>Goodbye.</i>

1445
01:17:02,431 --> 01:17:03,899
<i>Assalam-alaikum.</i>

1446
01:17:03,933 --> 01:17:05,301
<i>Walaikum-assalam</i>

1447
01:17:09,505 --> 01:17:11,173
I'm glad you called.

1448
01:17:13,008 --> 01:17:14,210
You sure you want to do this?

1449
01:17:15,010 --> 01:17:16,345
I'll be fine.

1450
01:17:17,980 --> 01:17:19,348
Okay.

1451
01:17:29,959 --> 01:17:32,294
So, how are you?

1452
01:17:32,328 --> 01:17:34,096
Your family? Your dad?

1453
01:17:34,129 --> 01:17:35,264
He's not with us anymore.

1454
01:17:35,297 --> 01:17:37,333
- What?
- <i>Haram,</i> I'm just kidding.

1455
01:17:37,366 --> 01:17:38,867
He moved back to Lebanon.

1456
01:17:40,436 --> 01:17:42,972
He's fine. Or he will be.

1457
01:17:43,005 --> 01:17:45,140
Everyone will be.
I get that know.

1458
01:17:45,709 --> 01:17:47,509
I mean, the guilt
is still with me,

1459
01:17:47,543 --> 01:17:49,044
but that's been
with me for so long,

1460
01:17:49,078 --> 01:17:50,813
it's not just gonna disappear,

1461
01:17:51,347 --> 01:17:54,817
but somehow now it's, uh,
more manageable.

1462
01:17:57,186 --> 01:17:59,021
I'm sorry I wasn't
there for you.

1463
01:17:59,723 --> 01:18:02,324
I just feel terrible
I wasn't more supportive.

1464
01:18:02,825 --> 01:18:05,327
No, I shouldn't have
asked you to be.

1465
01:18:06,095 --> 01:18:07,529
I loved you,

1466
01:18:07,563 --> 01:18:09,465
but I was hurting you.

1467
01:18:11,500 --> 01:18:14,270
So, I hear you're seeing
some hot white guy now.

1468
01:18:14,303 --> 01:18:15,904
How's that?

1469
01:18:16,338 --> 01:18:17,873
Sam told me.

1470
01:18:17,906 --> 01:18:18,874
Oh, you still talk to Sam?

1471
01:18:19,074 --> 01:18:22,478
No, but he called me up
after he got my news from Muna.

1472
01:18:22,511 --> 01:18:25,281
He related and he offered
to help me out,

1473
01:18:25,314 --> 01:18:26,949
to talk whenever I needed.

1474
01:18:27,383 --> 01:18:29,952
He welcomed me
into the Gay-rab family.

1475
01:18:31,954 --> 01:18:33,555
Sam was a better friend than me.

1476
01:18:33,590 --> 01:18:35,157
Listen, Mo.

1477
01:18:35,190 --> 01:18:36,525
You're a good friend,

1478
01:18:36,558 --> 01:18:38,127
and you were a great boyfriend,

1479
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:39,995
when I fit into your life.

1480
01:18:40,562 --> 01:18:42,564
I just...

1481
01:18:42,599 --> 01:18:44,466
I just needed
some help problem-solving,

1482
01:18:44,500 --> 01:18:45,434
that's all.

1483
01:18:45,702 --> 01:18:48,504
And I'm constantly re-framing
everyone else's problems

1484
01:18:48,537 --> 01:18:50,506
as if they're my own,

1485
01:18:50,539 --> 01:18:52,241
which is not helpful.

1486
01:18:54,009 --> 01:18:55,277
I'm the worst.

1487
01:18:55,511 --> 01:18:58,013
You are the worst.

1488
01:18:58,047 --> 01:18:59,248
I'm kidding.

1489
01:18:59,448 --> 01:19:01,116
No one thinks that.

1490
01:19:02,585 --> 01:19:04,219
Sam loves you.

1491
01:19:07,590 --> 01:19:09,558
You deserve to be loved.

1492
01:19:30,446 --> 01:19:32,247
I'm proud of you.

1493
01:19:33,282 --> 01:19:34,617
Thanks.

1494
01:19:36,385 --> 01:19:38,153
Oh, it's a shame.

1495
01:19:38,554 --> 01:19:40,956
Your mom's really gonna
miss my mloukhieh this year.

1496
01:20:04,213 --> 01:20:05,280
Hungry?

1497
01:20:05,815 --> 01:20:07,116
I brought your favorite.

1498
01:20:08,350 --> 01:20:09,586
You can't tell from the outside,

1499
01:20:09,619 --> 01:20:11,120
but this bag is all ketchup.

1500
01:20:16,959 --> 01:20:18,260
Heard you've been eating alone.

1501
01:20:18,595 --> 01:20:20,028
Where'd you hear that?

1502
01:20:20,462 --> 01:20:22,398
I read it on the Internet.

1503
01:20:22,431 --> 01:20:24,533
No, really. I read
it on the Internet.

1504
01:20:24,566 --> 01:20:26,603
Your mom posted a
status about it.

1505
01:20:32,541 --> 01:20:33,342
That woman.

1506
01:20:33,743 --> 01:20:36,245
Well, no point in letting
that ketchup going to waste.

1507
01:20:36,278 --> 01:20:37,579
Seven minutes till I can eat.

1508
01:20:37,614 --> 01:20:39,381
Yeah. Like I don't know.

1509
01:20:51,493 --> 01:20:54,396
I don't even know
what to say at this point.

1510
01:20:54,430 --> 01:20:58,033
He sees me as this rigid,
self-centered loner

1511
01:20:58,066 --> 01:20:59,501
who runs from challenges.

1512
01:21:00,335 --> 01:21:01,537
And he's not wrong.

1513
01:21:01,570 --> 01:21:03,205
He's not wrong.

1514
01:21:03,238 --> 01:21:05,474
So surprise him.
Go out of your comfort zone.

1515
01:21:05,675 --> 01:21:07,242
Invite him to an orgy!

1516
01:21:07,276 --> 01:21:08,310
Come on!

1517
01:21:08,343 --> 01:21:09,978
Challenge yourself!

1518
01:21:10,446 --> 01:21:13,382
Look, life is messy,

1519
01:21:14,216 --> 01:21:15,685
but it's also exciting

1520
01:21:16,485 --> 01:21:19,288
and sometimes you
meet a Superman.

1521
01:21:19,321 --> 01:21:20,989
And sometimes you meet...

1522
01:21:22,625 --> 01:21:23,992
John.

1523
01:21:26,161 --> 01:21:27,730
John's not so bad.

1524
01:21:27,963 --> 01:21:29,599
John's an asshole,
and you know it.

1525
01:21:29,632 --> 01:21:31,200
But who cares about him.

1526
01:21:31,233 --> 01:21:35,370
<i>Yallah,</i> Mo, ya Mohammed,
go, find Kal, talk to Kal.

1527
01:21:36,271 --> 01:21:38,474
Just be open. Be honest.

1528
01:21:40,509 --> 01:21:42,277
I'm scared.

1529
01:21:45,047 --> 01:21:46,315
Trust me, <i>habibi.</i>

1530
01:21:48,484 --> 01:21:50,720
I know it might sound scary,

1531
01:21:50,753 --> 01:21:52,755
but right now,
it's your turn to be Maria,

1532
01:21:53,322 --> 01:21:55,257
to leave the convent,

1533
01:21:55,290 --> 01:21:57,259
get on that trolley,

1534
01:21:57,292 --> 01:21:59,127
and go get that captain.

1535
01:21:59,161 --> 01:22:00,462
Who are you right now?

1536
01:22:00,496 --> 01:22:02,498
I don't even know
what I'm saying right now.

1537
01:22:02,732 --> 01:22:04,667
What did you put
in this ketchup?

1538
01:22:06,134 --> 01:22:07,369
You should go see him.

1539
01:22:07,402 --> 01:22:09,438
I'm not just gonna show up
at his house.

1540
01:22:10,239 --> 01:22:12,474
- He's not home.
- How do you know?

1541
01:22:12,508 --> 01:22:14,309
The Internet told me.

1542
01:22:15,344 --> 01:22:16,646
Wait, what day is it?

1543
01:22:16,679 --> 01:22:18,247
Thursday, why?

1544
01:22:35,832 --> 01:22:38,333
Hey, Kal,

1545
01:22:38,367 --> 01:22:40,269
we're gonna take
the next one off your stomach.

1546
01:22:40,837 --> 01:22:42,304
I'll be right back.

1547
01:22:42,337 --> 01:22:43,405
Come on.

1548
01:22:43,438 --> 01:22:44,206
Okay, queens.

1549
01:22:44,439 --> 01:22:46,308
<i>You're in
for a treat tonight.</i>

1550
01:22:46,341 --> 01:22:48,143
<i>We are about to take someone's
virginity right here</i>

1551
01:22:48,176 --> 01:22:49,612
<i>on this very stage.</i>

1552
01:22:49,646 --> 01:22:51,413
<i>It's his first time, so...</i>

1553
01:22:51,446 --> 01:22:52,481
Hey, how's it going?

1554
01:22:52,514 --> 01:22:54,817
<i>...lube up and be gentle.</i>

1555
01:23:04,192 --> 01:23:05,695
Yeah, sorry.

1556
01:23:05,728 --> 01:23:09,398
<i>♪ Climb
every mountain.</i>

1557
01:23:11,500 --> 01:23:15,571
<i>♪ Search high and low</i>

1558
01:23:17,472 --> 01:23:21,711
<i>♪ Follow every byway</i>

1559
01:23:22,612 --> 01:23:27,182
<i>♪ Every path you know</i>

1560
01:23:29,819 --> 01:23:33,288
<i>♪ A dream that will need</i>

1561
01:23:33,322 --> 01:23:36,793
<i>♪ All the love you can give</i>

1562
01:23:37,827 --> 01:23:41,631
<i>♪ Every day of your life</i>

1563
01:23:41,664 --> 01:23:45,768
<i>♪ For as long as you live</i>

1564
01:23:48,370 --> 01:23:53,241
<i>♪ Climb every mountain</i>

1565
01:23:53,275 --> 01:23:56,613
<i>♪ Ford every stream</i>

1566
01:23:58,347 --> 01:24:02,417
<i>♪ Follow every rainbow</i>

1567
01:24:03,385 --> 01:24:09,257
<i>♪ Till you find your dream</i>

1568
01:24:10,927 --> 01:24:13,830
<i>♪ Till you find your...</i>

1569
01:24:13,863 --> 01:24:18,635
<i>♪ Come on and find your dream ♪</i>

1570
01:24:27,476 --> 01:24:28,878
I thought you hated karaoke.

1571
01:24:29,078 --> 01:24:31,179
I thought so too,

1572
01:24:31,213 --> 01:24:32,915
but someone told me to open up.

1573
01:24:33,816 --> 01:24:35,618
Something I have to
work on, I guess.

1574
01:24:36,853 --> 01:24:38,487
That was awesome.

1575
01:24:38,788 --> 01:24:40,188
Thank you.

1576
01:24:40,522 --> 01:24:41,658
You need to pay the choir.

1577
01:24:41,691 --> 01:24:44,159
Three hundoes. ATM's
by the bathroom.

1578
01:24:45,293 --> 01:24:46,729
Way to "Sing up, Louise!"

1579
01:24:46,763 --> 01:24:48,831
It's "out." "Sing out, Louise."

1580
01:24:50,232 --> 01:24:51,968
You and Sam made up, I see.

1581
01:24:52,001 --> 01:24:53,803
Yeah, he forgave me.

1582
01:24:54,269 --> 01:24:56,773
Everyone deserves
a second chance.

1583
01:24:56,806 --> 01:24:59,274
So, I was thinking.

1584
01:24:59,307 --> 01:25:00,575
Yeah?

1585
01:25:01,176 --> 01:25:04,212
Tomorrow is the last day
of fasting, and...

1586
01:25:05,882 --> 01:25:08,918
I was hoping we could break fast
together one last time?

1587
01:25:09,518 --> 01:25:11,587
You miss my cooking, huh?

1588
01:25:12,487 --> 01:25:13,956
I miss you.

1589
01:25:15,024 --> 01:25:16,425
And my family is coming over.

1590
01:25:16,458 --> 01:25:18,326
I would love for
them to meet you.

1591
01:25:18,728 --> 01:25:20,697
Oh, wow.

1592
01:25:21,130 --> 01:25:23,198
Really? Are you sure?

1593
01:25:24,033 --> 01:25:25,601
Okay.

1594
01:25:25,835 --> 01:25:29,237
You're going to love them.
They're very chill and low-key.

1595
01:25:35,577 --> 01:25:37,212
Shh! Mom. Mom. Mom!

1596
01:25:42,350 --> 01:25:43,953
Uh, Mama, this is...

1597
01:26:09,712 --> 01:26:11,513
I'll just shut this.

1598
01:26:12,682 --> 01:26:14,684
All right. So I see

1599
01:26:14,717 --> 01:26:16,953
a very big sort of stunt.

1600
01:26:16,986 --> 01:26:18,788
It's very, very...

1601
01:26:18,821 --> 01:26:20,056
Okay.

1602
01:26:20,288 --> 01:26:23,325
All right. So, there's like,
um, a pile of papers, like a stack,

1603
01:26:24,026 --> 01:26:25,995
like maybe, like a script?

1604
01:26:31,701 --> 01:26:33,468
Mama, you shouldn't have.

1605
01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:18,915
<i>El fatiha.</i>

1606
01:27:32,394 --> 01:27:33,395
Let's eat.

1607
01:27:33,996 --> 01:27:35,530
- Yes.
- Oh, my goodness.

1608
01:28:04,459 --> 01:28:07,697
- Um...
- I did, <i>tante.</i>

1609
01:28:08,998 --> 01:28:10,432
Save me some. It was delicious.

1610
01:28:19,609 --> 01:28:20,877
"Easy, Miss. I've got you."

1611
01:28:21,344 --> 01:28:23,980
"You've got me, who's got you?"

1612
01:28:49,330 --> 01:28:51,932
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