1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,817 --> 00:00:18,484 (melodic music) 4 00:00:20,180 --> 00:00:22,850 - So, I'm a staff writer for a women's magazine. 5 00:00:22,850 --> 00:00:24,810 I know what you're thinking. 6 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:27,310 Not that kind of women's magazine. 7 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:29,140 We don't give life hacks on house cleaning 8 00:00:29,140 --> 00:00:31,040 and we don't rank seasonal lip shades. 9 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:34,450 I'm working on a personal essay on my circle of girlfriends. 10 00:00:34,450 --> 00:00:36,558 There's five of us and we couldn't be more different. 11 00:00:36,558 --> 00:00:39,820 Our dating profiles would be quite interesting. 12 00:00:39,820 --> 00:00:40,990 Loren Atwood. 13 00:00:40,990 --> 00:00:42,200 A real girl's girl. 14 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:43,520 Age: 25 15 00:00:43,520 --> 00:00:46,390 Career: Staff writer for Boss Bitch Magazine. 16 00:00:46,390 --> 00:00:48,640 Motto: Yes we still can! 17 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,070 Favorite movie: Thelma and Louise. 18 00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:53,640 When shit gets tough, Loren believes in a combination 19 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,830 of mindfulness, meditation, and creative teamwork. 20 00:00:56,830 --> 00:00:57,744 Relationship status. 21 00:00:57,744 --> 00:00:58,577 Where are you going? 22 00:00:58,577 --> 00:01:00,173 - I have to go back to school. 23 00:01:01,300 --> 00:01:02,133 - No. 24 00:01:02,133 --> 00:01:02,966 - It's okay. 25 00:01:02,966 --> 00:01:06,510 - Healthy and committed three year relationship with Bo. 26 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:08,852 He's currently teaching English. 27 00:01:08,852 --> 00:01:10,185 To orphans. 28 00:01:10,185 --> 00:01:12,118 In Bulgaria. 29 00:01:12,118 --> 00:01:13,190 Yes. 30 00:01:13,190 --> 00:01:14,573 These guys do exist! 31 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,690 Oh and Frankie said to tell you that's what you get 32 00:01:17,690 --> 00:01:20,470 for auto-drafting your fantasy league from Bulgaria. 33 00:01:20,470 --> 00:01:21,880 I love the shit out of you. 34 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:23,180 Then there's Frankie. 35 00:01:23,180 --> 00:01:24,240 Frankie Giffin. 36 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,428 Age: 27. 37 00:01:25,428 --> 00:01:28,330 Career: Software development. 38 00:01:28,330 --> 00:01:29,163 Motto. 39 00:01:29,163 --> 00:01:33,007 - Blood sugar 103, fucking killing it. 40 00:01:33,007 --> 00:01:33,840 (Loren clears throat) 41 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:35,200 - [Loren] Frankie. 42 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,033 Motto? 43 00:01:37,292 --> 00:01:40,020 - Choose sarcasm, because beating the shit out of people 44 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:40,853 is illegal. 45 00:01:40,853 --> 00:01:42,950 - [Loren] Favorite movie: The Sandlot. 46 00:01:42,950 --> 00:01:46,600 Believes that a gnome sneaks into her room every night 47 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:47,950 and steals socks and panties. 48 00:01:47,950 --> 00:01:49,460 - Seriously, where do they go? 49 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:51,690 - [Loren] Relationship status: Single. 50 00:01:51,690 --> 00:01:55,119 Though she rarely swipes right, when she does, 51 00:01:55,119 --> 00:01:57,063 you're in for a good time. 52 00:02:00,340 --> 00:02:02,030 And Stacy Beals. 53 00:02:02,030 --> 00:02:03,150 Age: 24. 54 00:02:03,150 --> 00:02:05,540 Career: Hair and Makeup Artist. 55 00:02:05,540 --> 00:02:06,373 Motto. 56 00:02:06,373 --> 00:02:07,820 - I read it on Reddit. 57 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:10,270 I mean, it's probably true. 58 00:02:10,270 --> 00:02:12,410 - [Loren] Favorite movie: Hmm. 59 00:02:12,410 --> 00:02:13,243 Hold please. 60 00:02:13,243 --> 00:02:15,020 (phone ringing) 61 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:15,853 - [Stacy] Hey, Lo. 62 00:02:15,853 --> 00:02:17,100 - [Loren] Stace, what's your favorite movie? 63 00:02:17,100 --> 00:02:18,090 - Favorite movie? 64 00:02:18,090 --> 00:02:19,490 - [Loren] Yeah, it's Clueless, right? 65 00:02:19,490 --> 00:02:20,323 - [Stacy] You're right. 66 00:02:20,323 --> 00:02:21,290 - [Loren] You do know that Stacy Dash 67 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:22,910 wanted to eliminate black history month, right? 68 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,394 - I'm sorry what? 69 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:26,987 Stacey Dash wanted to eliminate black history month. 70 00:02:26,987 --> 00:02:27,820 - [Loren] Mm-hm. 71 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:29,465 - How did I miss that? 72 00:02:29,465 --> 00:02:30,940 Unacceptable. 73 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:31,773 - [Loren] I know right. 74 00:02:31,773 --> 00:02:33,120 - As if! 75 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:35,520 Okay, new movie, Crooklyn. 76 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:36,858 So many life lessons. 77 00:02:36,858 --> 00:02:37,691 - [Loren] Got it. 78 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,100 - [Stacey] Final answer, Crooklyn. 79 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:41,010 - [Loren] Favorite movie: Crooklyn. 80 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:43,890 Comforted by: The Kardashians. 81 00:02:43,890 --> 00:02:47,543 Relationship status: Openly gay and ready to slay. 82 00:02:48,630 --> 00:02:49,940 Jillian Olsen. 83 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,500 Age: 27. 84 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:54,480 Career: Former child star turned real housewife 85 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,783 of West Nashville. 86 00:02:55,783 --> 00:02:56,616 Motto. 87 00:02:56,616 --> 00:02:57,449 - Family first. 88 00:02:57,449 --> 00:02:59,780 And yes, you can choose your family. 89 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,400 - [Loren] Favorite movie: Steel Magnolias 90 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,430 Comforted by: Her five dogs. 91 00:03:05,430 --> 00:03:07,240 Yes, they're rescues. 92 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:10,580 And when shit gets tough, Jillian bakes cookies. 93 00:03:10,580 --> 00:03:13,200 Relationship status: Married to country music 94 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,491 superstar Michael Ray Black. 95 00:03:15,491 --> 00:03:18,574 ♪ Find nobody around ♪ 96 00:03:21,950 --> 00:03:23,110 - [Loren] Melissa Ruthers. 97 00:03:23,110 --> 00:03:24,470 HBIC, girls. 98 00:03:24,470 --> 00:03:27,060 She is the definition of a career girl. 99 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:28,440 Age:35. 100 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:30,790 Career: Owns multiple commercial real estate properties. 101 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:31,970 - [Melissa] Can you hold on a second? 102 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:32,900 - [Loren] Motto. 103 00:03:32,900 --> 00:03:35,380 - Work hard, play hard. 104 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:37,860 - [Loren] Favorite movie: The Devil Wears Prada. 105 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:40,990 Comforted by: Every other Thursday night, girls' night in. 106 00:03:40,990 --> 00:03:44,490 And when shit gets tough, Melissa never says why me? 107 00:03:44,490 --> 00:03:46,430 She says, "Try Me." 108 00:03:46,430 --> 00:03:47,910 - Amanda, you need to go take care of it 109 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:49,373 and then don't call me again. 110 00:03:53,425 --> 00:03:56,540 - I swiped right, and I sent him home with leftover pizza. 111 00:03:56,540 --> 00:04:00,200 It's like the least you could do is toss your shit, Todd. 112 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,510 - Did you see the picture of Michael in Seen? 113 00:04:02,510 --> 00:04:04,820 He was with some ginger chick in L.A. last weekend. 114 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:06,320 - His publicist is a redhead. 115 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,360 Don't say ginger, it's racist. 116 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:09,510 - I can't be racist. 117 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:10,623 I have black friends. 118 00:04:11,478 --> 00:04:13,803 - It's like racist towards white people. 119 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,020 - That's not a thing. 120 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:17,560 - It's reverse racism. 121 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,905 - Which means it's not racism. 122 00:04:19,905 --> 00:04:21,910 - Why are we having this argument? 123 00:04:21,910 --> 00:04:23,190 - Because you refuse to talk about 124 00:04:23,190 --> 00:04:24,960 what's really going on here. 125 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,030 What is up with Jill and Michael? 126 00:04:27,030 --> 00:04:28,180 We have to get this out of Jill. 127 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:29,550 She can't keep that stuff bottled up. 128 00:04:29,550 --> 00:04:32,390 - Okay, tabloids lie, Stace, and Jillian's private. 129 00:04:32,390 --> 00:04:34,090 Just let her be. 130 00:04:34,090 --> 00:04:37,130 - If you don't talk about your problems, they'll kill you. 131 00:04:37,130 --> 00:04:38,533 I saw it on Dr. Oz. 132 00:04:38,533 --> 00:04:40,988 They will literally sit in your stomach 133 00:04:40,988 --> 00:04:42,517 and turn into cancer. 134 00:04:42,517 --> 00:04:44,410 - You don't think you're exaggerating 135 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:45,979 just like a little bit? 136 00:04:45,979 --> 00:04:47,649 - No. 137 00:04:47,649 --> 00:04:49,280 (knocking on door) 138 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:50,780 - Yo, Mel. 139 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:52,870 - It's Thursday, and what do we not do on Thursdays? 140 00:04:52,870 --> 00:04:54,750 That's right, real estate. 141 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:56,150 - Mel. 142 00:04:56,150 --> 00:04:57,300 - Hey friends. 143 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:58,133 - Hey. 144 00:04:58,133 --> 00:04:58,966 - How's it going? 145 00:04:58,966 --> 00:04:59,799 - Good. 146 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:00,880 - Where's Mel? 147 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,500 - From the sounds of it she's getting 148 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,890 pretty riled up at Amanda. 149 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:08,100 Also, who is Amanda and why is she causing 150 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,328 so much drama in my life right now? 151 00:05:10,328 --> 00:05:12,303 - You're so right. 152 00:05:12,303 --> 00:05:14,280 Your life is so crazy. 153 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,657 How do you do it day after day? 154 00:05:18,770 --> 00:05:19,653 - Shut up. 155 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,343 - Well shit, guess we could have done that 156 00:05:22,343 --> 00:05:24,210 like 20 minutes ago. 157 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:26,750 - Amanda, you are being so annoying right now. 158 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,735 I don't wanna be hearing your voice. 159 00:05:28,735 --> 00:05:30,480 - [Amanda] How could you be so annoyed with me when-- 160 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,040 - I know but we do this every other Thursday. 161 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,170 Not after 5 p.m. 162 00:05:34,170 --> 00:05:35,450 You know this. 163 00:05:35,450 --> 00:05:37,270 Why are we even having this conversation? 164 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,386 - [Amanda] Because the language in the contract, 165 00:05:39,386 --> 00:05:40,219 it needs-- 166 00:05:40,219 --> 00:05:42,210 - So fix it, that's your job, to fix it. 167 00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:43,520 - [Amanda] Bobby already left Melissa. 168 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,983 - Okay then call him back. 169 00:05:44,983 --> 00:05:47,244 We talked about this like four times already Amanda. 170 00:05:47,244 --> 00:05:48,750 Do you know what redundant means? 171 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:49,583 - [Amanda] Do you know what bitch means? 172 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,460 - Is this suspenders? 173 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:53,143 - No it's a waist trainer, that's gotta stay on. 174 00:05:53,143 --> 00:05:54,397 - Get off the phone. 175 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:55,230 - I'm sorry. 176 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,590 You know what, Amanda, I'm going through a tunnel right now. 177 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:59,363 I'm losing you, I'm losing you. 178 00:06:00,770 --> 00:06:01,603 Sorry girls. 179 00:06:01,603 --> 00:06:02,740 - [Jillian] Hey ladies. 180 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:04,420 - Hey. 181 00:06:04,420 --> 00:06:05,640 - Who the hell is this? 182 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:06,820 - Oh that's her sister. 183 00:06:06,820 --> 00:06:07,653 Her merch didn't sell. 184 00:06:07,653 --> 00:06:09,900 - It's terrible artwork so I got them all. 185 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,160 - Way to support. 186 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:11,993 - I know right. 187 00:06:14,170 --> 00:06:16,520 - Jillian, sweetheart, I don't invite you over 188 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:17,860 so that you'll clean. 189 00:06:17,860 --> 00:06:19,243 But I mean if you insist. 190 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:22,000 - Okay, Mel, I told you. 191 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,860 These things are not biodegradable. 192 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:25,730 - Yeah but they make your bun look really big. 193 00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:26,563 - Mel. 194 00:06:26,563 --> 00:06:27,396 - Yeah? 195 00:06:27,396 --> 00:06:28,700 - How do your pants still smell so good 196 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,430 at the end of the day? 197 00:06:30,430 --> 00:06:31,870 - It's my pheromones. 198 00:06:31,870 --> 00:06:34,320 I had them adjusted to smell like Chanel No. 5. 199 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,153 - Really? 200 00:06:35,153 --> 00:06:35,986 - Yeah. 201 00:06:37,110 --> 00:06:38,030 No! 202 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:39,340 I'm not that rich! 203 00:06:39,340 --> 00:06:40,550 That's the pizzas. 204 00:06:40,550 --> 00:06:42,100 - Okay but Mel, I'm not kidding. 205 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,830 You know that thing in Texas, 206 00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:47,580 it's littered with these and straws and panty liners. 207 00:06:47,580 --> 00:06:49,080 - Yeah it's the size of Texas. 208 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:52,893 In the ocean? 209 00:06:52,893 --> 00:06:53,930 Yeah. 210 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,266 I know what you're talking about. 211 00:06:55,266 --> 00:06:58,040 - I dunno, whatever, the reef is dying. 212 00:06:58,040 --> 00:07:00,553 - Okay girls, I have pizza. 213 00:07:02,090 --> 00:07:03,300 Okay, I just got one for each of you, 214 00:07:03,300 --> 00:07:04,850 or you can share, I don't care. 215 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:08,820 Okay veggie, no onions, for you doll. 216 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:11,810 We have gluten free, dairy free. 217 00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:14,223 No, this is going in the trash can. 218 00:07:14,223 --> 00:07:16,140 Okay okay okay fine. 219 00:07:16,140 --> 00:07:17,320 Canadian bacon with pineapple. 220 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:18,497 - That's my one. 221 00:07:18,497 --> 00:07:20,810 - And for you, my little meat lover. 222 00:07:20,810 --> 00:07:22,520 Meat supreme, all the meats. 223 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,353 - All the meats. 224 00:07:24,874 --> 00:07:26,664 Do you have any beer? 225 00:07:26,664 --> 00:07:29,010 - I am so sorry boo I forgot to pick it up. 226 00:07:29,010 --> 00:07:29,970 - Oh no Mic Ultras? 227 00:07:29,970 --> 00:07:30,803 - No. 228 00:07:30,803 --> 00:07:31,670 - No trash beer even? 229 00:07:31,670 --> 00:07:32,503 - No. 230 00:07:32,503 --> 00:07:33,496 - B double L? 231 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:34,329 - No. 232 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,290 I hate beer. 233 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:36,123 I'm sorry. 234 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,000 - I don't wanna drink wine, it makes my eyes cry. 235 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:38,970 - Oh. 236 00:07:38,970 --> 00:07:41,104 - Okay well don't worry, we're not gonna drink wine, 237 00:07:41,104 --> 00:07:42,650 we're drinking tequila. 238 00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:44,230 - Yes, you are a goddess. 239 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,413 - You know what ladies, it's a Monet. 240 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:49,515 Hashtag poor choices Thursdays. 241 00:07:49,515 --> 00:07:51,301 Get over here doll. 242 00:07:51,301 --> 00:07:53,871 - Okay, I got the tequila. 243 00:07:53,871 --> 00:07:56,621 - Hashtag poor choices thursdays. 244 00:08:00,481 --> 00:08:02,738 - Oh my gosh, okay here we go. 245 00:08:02,738 --> 00:08:03,571 - Yay! 246 00:08:03,571 --> 00:08:05,250 - Yeah they sponsored Michael's last tour. 247 00:08:05,250 --> 00:08:06,360 - Ooh. 248 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:07,400 - Whoa. 249 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,287 - I am okay with this. 250 00:08:09,287 --> 00:08:10,530 - How many inches? 251 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:12,660 How many inches do you want? 252 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,553 - Let me start, let me start small. 253 00:08:14,553 --> 00:08:16,070 - Okay, okay. 254 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:18,420 - So, what are we watching? 255 00:08:18,420 --> 00:08:19,690 - Oh, oh. 256 00:08:19,690 --> 00:08:22,480 Okay I say... 257 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:23,940 - [All] Bridget Jones Diary. 258 00:08:23,940 --> 00:08:26,313 - You always wanna watch that. 259 00:08:26,313 --> 00:08:28,760 - Well first of all, she's my spirit animal. 260 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:30,530 Second of all, you always wanna watch 261 00:08:30,530 --> 00:08:32,457 Abby the Adolescent Witch, 262 00:08:32,457 --> 00:08:35,505 especially when Jillian's not here. 263 00:08:35,505 --> 00:08:37,020 - She's not supposed to know that. 264 00:08:37,020 --> 00:08:38,430 Thank you very much. 265 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:39,539 - Guys, seriously? 266 00:08:39,539 --> 00:08:40,372 - Okay hold on, hold on. 267 00:08:40,372 --> 00:08:42,607 You might always be Abby to the rest of America, 268 00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:45,187 but to us you're just Jillian. 269 00:08:45,187 --> 00:08:46,730 - I'll drink to that. 270 00:08:46,730 --> 00:08:48,940 To Jillian, who bakes us cookies, 271 00:08:48,940 --> 00:08:50,445 and not to Abby. 272 00:08:50,445 --> 00:08:52,495 To Jillian! - Not to Abby. 273 00:08:52,495 --> 00:08:54,600 (laughing) 274 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,360 - Jill, I've got a question for you. 275 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:57,193 - Yeah? 276 00:08:57,193 --> 00:09:00,380 - Would you rather, watch a year long marathon 277 00:09:00,380 --> 00:09:02,244 of Abby the Adolescent Witch, 278 00:09:02,244 --> 00:09:06,833 or star in a season of The Real Housewives of Nashville? 279 00:09:07,730 --> 00:09:09,320 - Absolutely hands down I would rather 280 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,810 watch myself grow up on TV than expose 281 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:13,017 my private life on air. 282 00:09:13,017 --> 00:09:13,850 - Praise. 283 00:09:14,690 --> 00:09:16,920 - You wouldn't fit in on those shows, anyway. 284 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,267 - You're just not bitchy enough, babe. 285 00:09:20,372 --> 00:09:22,900 - Oh guys, I have a serious one, okay? 286 00:09:22,900 --> 00:09:23,733 - Go. 287 00:09:23,733 --> 00:09:28,680 - Would you rather have a very painful vaginal birth 288 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:33,253 or completely pain free, 289 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,023 but through your mouth. 290 00:09:38,718 --> 00:09:40,870 - Something is very wrong with you. 291 00:09:40,870 --> 00:09:42,610 - Okay wait, hang on. 292 00:09:42,610 --> 00:09:44,860 Would I be able to dislocate my jaw like a python 293 00:09:44,860 --> 00:09:46,170 and then it just pops back in? 294 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:47,320 How's this gonna work? 295 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,910 - Exactly like a snake. 296 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:49,743 Mouth or vag? 297 00:09:49,743 --> 00:09:50,950 - I mean, mouth, I guess. 298 00:09:50,950 --> 00:09:51,820 - Yep, same. 299 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:52,653 - I'm with you. 300 00:09:52,653 --> 00:09:54,191 You gotta protect the lady parts. 301 00:09:54,191 --> 00:09:55,876 (explosion) (gasping) 302 00:09:55,876 --> 00:09:58,071 - What the fuck? - Oh my God. 303 00:09:58,071 --> 00:09:59,071 - Holy shit. 304 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:10,315 (indistinct chatter) 305 00:10:16,904 --> 00:10:17,904 - Oh my God. 306 00:10:22,362 --> 00:10:23,779 Come on, come on. 307 00:10:26,216 --> 00:10:27,049 Oh my God. 308 00:10:30,203 --> 00:10:32,255 - I have to film this. 309 00:10:32,255 --> 00:10:34,520 - Stacy, Stacy, Stacy, don't open the door, okay. 310 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:36,550 Okay we don't know what's in the air. 311 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:37,657 Keep that closed. 312 00:10:37,657 --> 00:10:39,507 - [Frankie] Is it a terrorist attack? 313 00:10:41,491 --> 00:10:42,530 - Close the curtain. 314 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:43,363 - Okay. 315 00:10:43,363 --> 00:10:44,196 - Oh my God. 316 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,290 Oh my God. 317 00:10:47,290 --> 00:10:48,880 Is it North Korea? 318 00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:50,060 What did he tweet? 319 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:51,767 How am I supposed to know what's going on in the world? 320 00:10:51,767 --> 00:10:52,600 No, no. 321 00:10:53,768 --> 00:10:54,670 Do you have service? 322 00:10:54,670 --> 00:10:56,783 - No I don't have service. 323 00:10:58,670 --> 00:10:59,807 - No one has service. 324 00:10:59,807 --> 00:11:00,680 - It's okay. 325 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:01,764 - Is mercury in retrograde right now? 326 00:11:01,764 --> 00:11:03,293 - I'm pretty sure it is! 327 00:11:03,293 --> 00:11:05,174 - I can't be here, I gotta go. 328 00:11:05,174 --> 00:11:06,590 - Jill! - Jill no! 329 00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:07,910 - Jill stop! 330 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:10,050 Hey, hey, hey, hang on okay? 331 00:11:10,050 --> 00:11:11,230 Stop, stop. 332 00:11:11,230 --> 00:11:13,440 Look, no electricity, that means no elevators, 333 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,950 we're not gonna run down 14 flights of stairs, okay? 334 00:11:15,950 --> 00:11:17,470 We don't know what's happening out there. 335 00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:18,320 We don't know what's happening. 336 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:19,729 - She's right. 337 00:11:19,729 --> 00:11:22,740 I mean it's dark in here but there's pizza. 338 00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:26,272 And outside is fire and smoke and probably zombies, 339 00:11:26,272 --> 00:11:29,968 and swine flu, real Tank Girl shit out there. 340 00:11:29,968 --> 00:11:30,801 - What? 341 00:11:32,202 --> 00:11:33,540 - Why are people leaving? 342 00:11:33,540 --> 00:11:34,496 Should we go? 343 00:11:34,496 --> 00:11:36,548 - No no no. 344 00:11:36,548 --> 00:11:38,560 - All right, let's just calm down. 345 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:39,770 Take a deep breath, okay? 346 00:11:39,770 --> 00:11:41,330 Do you have flashlights or anything? 347 00:11:41,330 --> 00:11:43,280 - Yeah yeah, come on, come on let's go. 348 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:47,510 Okay can you hold that? 349 00:11:49,841 --> 00:11:52,220 Okay can you guys just hold the light for me so I can see? 350 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:53,510 - [Loren] What exactly are we looking for? 351 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:57,774 - I have these lantern things I've never used. 352 00:11:57,774 --> 00:12:00,210 I invested in them when I was on Shark Tank. 353 00:12:00,210 --> 00:12:02,160 They're battery powered, but they partially run 354 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,450 on solar or some shit, I don't know. 355 00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:06,253 Here, I'm gonna hand stuff out. 356 00:12:07,217 --> 00:12:08,610 I wish Greg was here. 357 00:12:08,610 --> 00:12:09,610 - [Frankie] Why? 358 00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:11,310 - He has all this stuff. 359 00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:13,270 He had a head-for-the-hills bag, 360 00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:16,440 which is one of the many reasons we're not together anymore. 361 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:17,273 Weirdo. 362 00:12:17,273 --> 00:12:18,176 - Where is Greg? 363 00:12:18,176 --> 00:12:19,294 - I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 364 00:12:19,294 --> 00:12:21,080 he's headed for the hills. 365 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,980 - Oh Mel, you guys were so in love. 366 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:27,409 - Stacy, I can't with that right now okay? 367 00:12:27,409 --> 00:12:28,510 We're still friends. 368 00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:30,020 We're just, God this one's heavy, 369 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:31,740 we're not an item anymore. 370 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:33,640 But he is the reason that I have 371 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,630 tons and tons of camping lights. 372 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,933 The man loves camping. 373 00:12:40,010 --> 00:12:40,930 - Thoughts? 374 00:12:40,930 --> 00:12:41,763 - [Melissa] Oh that's actually... 375 00:12:41,763 --> 00:12:43,050 - Fashionable and practical. 376 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:43,883 Oh look. 377 00:12:43,883 --> 00:12:44,716 - [Frankie] Bingo. 378 00:12:44,716 --> 00:12:45,549 - That's what I was looking for, 379 00:12:45,549 --> 00:12:46,817 those are battery operated too. 380 00:12:46,817 --> 00:12:47,853 - Oh, Frankie. 381 00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:50,463 You can match. 382 00:12:52,745 --> 00:12:54,723 - Let there be light, ladies. 383 00:13:05,190 --> 00:13:07,216 (screaming) 384 00:13:07,216 --> 00:13:08,820 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 385 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:09,670 S'okay ladies. 386 00:13:09,670 --> 00:13:10,503 - Is that Greg? 387 00:13:10,503 --> 00:13:11,773 - It's okay. 388 00:13:11,773 --> 00:13:13,150 - [Melissa] What are you doing here? 389 00:13:13,150 --> 00:13:14,590 How did you even get in? 390 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:17,253 - Well, if you must know, miss lady, I used my key. 391 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,223 Look it's pretty bad out there. 392 00:13:20,223 --> 00:13:22,460 They got attacks going on in San Francisco, 393 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:25,190 New York, Nashville, and even Boise. 394 00:13:25,190 --> 00:13:26,710 - Boise? 395 00:13:26,710 --> 00:13:28,370 God, somebody must really hate potatoes. 396 00:13:28,370 --> 00:13:29,353 - Oh, Frankie. 397 00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:32,390 - How do you know all this? 398 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:33,223 - Radio. 399 00:13:33,223 --> 00:13:34,056 - You have a radio? 400 00:13:34,056 --> 00:13:35,060 - Of course he has a radio. 401 00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:36,064 - Do you have a radio? 402 00:13:36,064 --> 00:13:36,897 - No, I don't have a radio, 403 00:13:36,897 --> 00:13:38,270 I mean who has a radio anymore right? 404 00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:39,103 - Greg has a radio. 405 00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:41,030 - Of course, he has a radio. 406 00:13:41,030 --> 00:13:42,180 - Now you have a radio. 407 00:13:43,730 --> 00:13:44,563 - Here. 408 00:13:44,563 --> 00:13:46,530 - Look, someone needs to go fill up the tub, okay. 409 00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:48,580 Take advantage of this water while we still have it. 410 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:49,650 Use all of the hot water-- 411 00:13:49,650 --> 00:13:51,490 - All right on it, on it. 412 00:13:51,490 --> 00:13:52,323 - And... 413 00:13:54,305 --> 00:13:55,799 Seal up the windows. 414 00:13:55,799 --> 00:13:57,664 Make sure you seal up the edges. 415 00:13:57,664 --> 00:14:00,350 You don't want any of that outside air penetrating. 416 00:14:00,350 --> 00:14:02,090 - Penetrating what? 417 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,013 - I can hear you. 418 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,719 - Come on, Jill. 419 00:14:08,137 --> 00:14:10,183 - Don't you think this is a bit much? 420 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:12,913 - Okay. 421 00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:14,753 - You scare them. 422 00:14:24,278 --> 00:14:26,606 What are you doing here? 423 00:14:26,606 --> 00:14:28,130 - I came for my camping lights. 424 00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:30,730 - I told you we need some space, babe. 425 00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:32,355 Christ, I mean what is this? 426 00:14:32,355 --> 00:14:33,188 - It's a gas mask. 427 00:14:33,188 --> 00:14:34,250 - [Melissa] Is this Ant-Man or something? 428 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:37,127 - Look, you knew I was coming back for you. 429 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,700 - I do kind of like this look. 430 00:14:39,700 --> 00:14:43,351 I really love a man in a vest with lots of tiny pockets. 431 00:14:43,351 --> 00:14:45,740 - Yeah I look pretty dangerous huh? 432 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:46,910 I figured you'd like it. 433 00:14:46,910 --> 00:14:49,547 - It's kinda sexy, like what do you put in here? 434 00:14:49,547 --> 00:14:51,271 Hand sanitizer wipes? 435 00:14:51,271 --> 00:14:53,060 You look like GI Joe. 436 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:54,300 Who's Saint Augler? 437 00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:56,793 - Your fantasy Superman. 438 00:14:57,970 --> 00:15:00,143 Plus, if we're gonna die, 439 00:15:00,143 --> 00:15:02,960 you know I wanna tap dat ass one more time. 440 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:05,113 - Oh my God this sweet talk. 441 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,300 Okay babe. 442 00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:11,163 - No. 443 00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:15,590 - Okay Saint Augler just give me just a second okay? 444 00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:16,530 - Tap dat ass? 445 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:18,130 Are you frickin' kidding me? 446 00:15:18,130 --> 00:15:19,980 - Babe, babe just give me a second okay. 447 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,300 - Yeah babe. - Bye babe. 448 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:22,203 - Yeah. - Go! 449 00:15:24,812 --> 00:15:26,700 - You can't leave us. 450 00:15:26,700 --> 00:15:28,150 - Hold her down, I'll get the tape. 451 00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:30,442 - Melissa, you're not seriously considering this. 452 00:15:30,442 --> 00:15:31,510 - Girls. 453 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:34,330 - What happened to Miss Independent, 454 00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:37,870 you know, Hill would be so ashamed. 455 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,250 Okay come on, what happened to miss on her own 456 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:44,303 and miss solidarity and friends and Kelly Clarkson? 457 00:15:45,293 --> 00:15:46,398 What happened? 458 00:15:46,398 --> 00:15:47,231 Please. 459 00:15:47,231 --> 00:15:48,064 Please don't go. 460 00:15:48,064 --> 00:15:48,897 - Okay look, look. 461 00:15:48,897 --> 00:15:50,830 You all have healthy sex lives 462 00:15:50,830 --> 00:15:54,550 and I haven't gotten laid in like eight billion years. 463 00:15:54,550 --> 00:15:57,050 So if this really is the end of the world, 464 00:15:57,050 --> 00:15:58,410 mama's gonna get a little vitamin D, 465 00:15:58,410 --> 00:15:59,959 just one more time. 466 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:00,810 Okay? 467 00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:03,110 I gotta go before I change my mind. 468 00:16:03,110 --> 00:16:04,620 I love you guys. 469 00:16:04,620 --> 00:16:06,370 Okay don't make me cry, I love you. 470 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,703 I love you. 471 00:16:07,703 --> 00:16:09,061 Be safe. 472 00:16:09,061 --> 00:16:10,472 Be safe! 473 00:16:10,472 --> 00:16:14,480 Stay safe! 474 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,688 (door slams) 475 00:16:15,688 --> 00:16:17,707 - Did that really just happen? 476 00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:19,820 - What a fucking whore. 477 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,187 - Is this a joke? 478 00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:24,470 - [Loren] Melissa Ruthers, relationship status: 479 00:16:24,470 --> 00:16:25,453 it's complicated. 480 00:16:26,605 --> 00:16:28,190 - [PJ] This is PJ and Maggs and we've interrupted 481 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:30,310 our Thursday night America Countdown to bring you 482 00:16:30,310 --> 00:16:31,440 emergency news coverage. 483 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,670 America is under attack. 484 00:16:32,670 --> 00:16:35,300 The following cities have been bombed: 485 00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:37,700 San Francisco, New York City, Nashville, 486 00:16:37,700 --> 00:16:39,418 Orlando, and Boise. 487 00:16:39,418 --> 00:16:41,047 - Told you it's the potatoes. 488 00:16:41,047 --> 00:16:41,880 - [Maggs] Everyone is advised to stay where you are. 489 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:43,090 Seek shelter. 490 00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:46,260 Tape and seal doors and windows, and ration food and water. 491 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:49,430 There have been no further attacks since 8:35 p.m. 492 00:16:49,430 --> 00:16:51,351 central standard time. 493 00:16:51,351 --> 00:16:53,303 We do not the extent of the threat 494 00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:56,823 as toxicity levels cannot be determined at this time. 495 00:16:57,860 --> 00:17:01,349 We just got this in for Nashville and surrounding counties. 496 00:17:01,349 --> 00:17:03,440 All interstates are closed. 497 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,970 Please do not attempt to leave or enter 498 00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:06,840 the greater Nashville area. 499 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,670 All air travel has been suspend... 500 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:11,640 - We can't listen to this all night. 501 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:21,533 - Okay. 502 00:17:22,482 --> 00:17:24,070 Let's do what he said, right? 503 00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:25,520 Gather supplies and ration. 504 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,650 So we have five pizzas, right, 505 00:17:27,650 --> 00:17:30,916 and the fridge is gonna stay cold for a day or so. 506 00:17:30,916 --> 00:17:35,916 We got hummus, pickles, two pudding cups. 507 00:17:37,050 --> 00:17:38,660 Any condiment you can imagine. 508 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:39,493 - That's it? 509 00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:45,240 - We have more pizza, 510 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:48,130 and penis ice. 511 00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:48,993 Let's see. 512 00:17:50,493 --> 00:17:51,326 We have... 513 00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:54,543 Greg's shit. 514 00:17:57,665 --> 00:17:59,293 - And Jillian's cookies. 515 00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:06,260 - And five dehydrated Greg meals. 516 00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:11,000 And if anyone's wondering, 154 units of insulin. 517 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,785 - Wait, how long is that gonna last? 518 00:18:12,785 --> 00:18:14,913 - Five days, maybe seven. 519 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:19,040 - Okay. 520 00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:19,873 Great. 521 00:18:19,873 --> 00:18:20,710 Awesome. 522 00:18:20,710 --> 00:18:25,710 Right, we also have one case of electrolyte infused waters, 523 00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:30,143 all right, so sip slow and make it last, ladies. 524 00:18:31,970 --> 00:18:32,803 All right. 525 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:37,637 So we are gonna wait this out. 526 00:18:38,968 --> 00:18:41,023 - Well we need to rig up some lights. 527 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,623 - Frankie, yes. 528 00:18:44,550 --> 00:18:45,383 Go team. 529 00:18:50,507 --> 00:18:51,340 - Melissa. 530 00:19:01,197 --> 00:19:03,063 - Let's get these panties popping. 531 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:16,837 Festive AF. 532 00:19:18,712 --> 00:19:20,868 - It's actually pretty genius. 533 00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:21,951 - Looks good. 534 00:19:25,661 --> 00:19:28,333 - I haven't tuned one of these in forever. 535 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:38,930 - [Male] The following message is being transmitted 536 00:19:38,930 --> 00:19:42,387 at the request of civil defense. 537 00:19:42,387 --> 00:19:44,110 - Holy shit. 538 00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:45,420 - I know, just read it. 539 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,753 - [Male] Please stand by for instructions. 540 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,370 - We just got an update with reports 541 00:19:55,370 --> 00:19:57,880 of ebola-like symptoms developing from exposure 542 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,140 to the air and debris within what is now 543 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:02,693 a six mile radius of the site of attack. 544 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,960 - All we can do is wait, and pray. 545 00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:16,350 If you are within a safe shelter, 546 00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,200 be advised that it could be days, 547 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,992 even weeks before rescue missions are attempted. 548 00:20:20,992 --> 00:20:22,947 Nashville is under Martial Law. 549 00:20:22,947 --> 00:20:25,360 Please, do not open doors. 550 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,383 There is a bio-chemical threat outside. 551 00:20:28,290 --> 00:20:30,780 We are one of five American cities attacked tonight 552 00:20:30,780 --> 00:20:33,600 in seemingly unmotivated acts of terror. 553 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,310 Stand strong, Music City. 554 00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:37,130 Tell those around you you love them. 555 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:39,490 - All right y'all, we're gonna continue taking calls 556 00:20:39,490 --> 00:20:42,290 and update you with information as it comes in. 557 00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:44,624 This is PJ with WBNA FM. 558 00:20:44,624 --> 00:20:46,510 Who am I speaking to? 559 00:20:46,510 --> 00:20:47,720 - [Adam] This is Reverend Adam Sholks 560 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,410 and I just want all the cities in America 561 00:20:50,410 --> 00:20:53,330 to know that the prayer warriors are going strong. 562 00:20:53,330 --> 00:20:55,290 My daughter is in Nashville. 563 00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,690 If you hear me, darlin', you know you need to get right 564 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,950 with God cause your chance of survival is not good. 565 00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:00,783 - And no. 566 00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:04,620 - That was the reverend. 567 00:21:04,620 --> 00:21:08,193 You can catch him on Sundays. 568 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,813 - I just can't. 569 00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:15,370 - Should we go with her? 570 00:21:15,370 --> 00:21:16,203 - Probably. 571 00:21:16,203 --> 00:21:18,770 First one to separate's usually the first one to die. 572 00:21:18,770 --> 00:21:20,800 - It's usually the black person. 573 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,410 - Not in this house. 574 00:21:22,410 --> 00:21:24,527 - Yeah, we're woke. 575 00:21:24,527 --> 00:21:26,603 - Please don't ever say that again. 576 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:38,793 - Okay. 577 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:44,623 To whoever is watching. 578 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:49,466 Please, please, go to my notes and under the file, 579 00:21:49,466 --> 00:21:51,792 it's titled worst night ever, 580 00:21:51,792 --> 00:21:55,290 you'll find my very last article... 581 00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,960 It's my very last article that's gonna 582 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:03,303 document what just might be our very last night on earth. 583 00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:09,203 Sorry, there have been, 584 00:22:11,529 --> 00:22:14,037 been black hawks and circlers. 585 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:20,992 Anyways, please, if you see this, 586 00:22:20,992 --> 00:22:24,010 get it to Boss Bitch Magazine, okay? 587 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,823 If it's still a thing. 588 00:22:32,562 --> 00:22:34,682 (sighs) 589 00:22:34,682 --> 00:22:35,682 You hear it? 590 00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:37,923 Shaking the building. 591 00:22:41,187 --> 00:22:45,197 Anyways, so please, just get it to Boss Bitch Mag, again. 592 00:22:46,830 --> 00:22:47,743 And to Bo, 593 00:22:49,470 --> 00:22:50,303 baby, 594 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,573 if you see this, I hope you know I love you. 595 00:22:56,413 --> 00:22:57,823 I love you so much. 596 00:22:59,426 --> 00:23:00,259 I really do. 597 00:23:03,522 --> 00:23:04,355 And, 598 00:23:06,905 --> 00:23:07,988 I'm pregnant. 599 00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:14,140 Oh my God no I'm not, I'm just kidding. 600 00:23:14,140 --> 00:23:17,070 That was so bad, that was a bad joke, 601 00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:19,643 at very inappropriate, bad timing. 602 00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:23,080 You know me, I'm not that funny. 603 00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,690 Ha ha ha. 604 00:23:24,690 --> 00:23:25,773 I make myself laugh. 605 00:23:26,771 --> 00:23:28,193 And you by doing that. 606 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,333 Anyways, whatever. 607 00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:34,693 I love you. 608 00:23:36,803 --> 00:23:38,173 I love you so much. 609 00:23:56,409 --> 00:24:01,326 - Is anyone else imagining Abby the Adolescent Witch on TV? 610 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:03,783 - Bridget Jones Diary. 611 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:06,603 - E! True Hollywood Story. 612 00:24:07,916 --> 00:24:09,414 Fuck it, y'all. 613 00:24:09,414 --> 00:24:11,400 I'm taking the good stuff. 614 00:24:22,312 --> 00:24:24,163 - Why did the sirens stop? 615 00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:29,690 - I don't know, Jill. 616 00:24:29,690 --> 00:24:30,823 - I'm really scared. 617 00:24:31,868 --> 00:24:32,853 - Hey, I know. 618 00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:36,420 Me, too. 619 00:24:36,420 --> 00:24:37,820 - There's nothing we can do. 620 00:24:42,570 --> 00:24:43,780 We're just gonna have to face the fact 621 00:24:43,780 --> 00:24:45,620 that we're probably are gonna die in the next few days, 622 00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:49,784 either from starvation or opening up a window 623 00:24:49,784 --> 00:24:52,896 and dying from some bleeding eye shit. 624 00:24:52,896 --> 00:24:55,384 - Oh, God. 625 00:24:55,384 --> 00:24:56,840 - Don't cry, Jill. 626 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,120 Just drink. 627 00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,570 At least you're here with us. 628 00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:03,703 Frankie? 629 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:04,736 - No. 630 00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:05,650 Makes my eyes cry. 631 00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:06,483 - Fine. 632 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:13,430 - Okay, listen, I just wanna say that this room 633 00:25:13,430 --> 00:25:15,583 is a safe space. 634 00:25:16,530 --> 00:25:17,363 All right? 635 00:25:17,363 --> 00:25:19,680 So whatever is weighing on your hearts, 636 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,940 just let it out, okay? 637 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:24,120 Because if we're gonna die, 638 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:26,542 we're gonna die with clean consciences. 639 00:25:26,542 --> 00:25:29,500 And there will be no judgment. 640 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,290 Just understanding 641 00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:36,203 and solidarity. 642 00:25:39,610 --> 00:25:40,867 - Thank you Brené. 643 00:25:40,867 --> 00:25:42,193 What time is the march? 644 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,350 - Funny Frankie. 645 00:25:44,350 --> 00:25:47,350 - No but seriously, I wanna roll my eyes 646 00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:50,813 at everything you say but, oh but I can't, 647 00:25:50,813 --> 00:25:55,017 because I really do feel like I'm in a safe space 648 00:25:55,017 --> 00:25:58,280 with really supportive friends. 649 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,150 - You are. 650 00:25:59,150 --> 00:26:03,348 - I just wish you were a little more de-facto feminist. 651 00:26:03,348 --> 00:26:05,420 - Fourth wave, sorry Boo. 652 00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:06,253 - [Frankie] It's okay. 653 00:26:06,253 --> 00:26:07,850 I still love you. 654 00:26:07,850 --> 00:26:09,380 - Thanks Frank. 655 00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:11,680 - It's gotta be freeing though, 656 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,960 to not have to write another girl power article. 657 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,158 If this the end. 658 00:26:18,158 --> 00:26:21,040 - You know what, I actually really love my job, 659 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:22,660 I do. 660 00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,860 I was in the middle of writing a piece right now actually, 661 00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:26,940 sort of based on all of us. 662 00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:29,390 I feel like I need to finish it. 663 00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:30,223 Especially now. 664 00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:33,443 - A eulogy? 665 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:35,843 - Shit. 666 00:26:36,790 --> 00:26:41,023 - Well, if anyone's gonna eulogize us, it should be you, Lo. 667 00:26:42,260 --> 00:26:43,140 - Thanks Frank. 668 00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:46,210 - Jill, why don't we ever do this at your place? 669 00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:48,630 Would we like disturb Michael's process? 670 00:26:48,630 --> 00:26:50,500 I know you're a little ways out but, 671 00:26:50,500 --> 00:26:52,963 I can't help but think if we'd been there. 672 00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,990 - Because Melissa's here twice a month. 673 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,702 And we can all Uber downtown. 674 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:01,540 Plus, my house just isn't very homey. 675 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:02,680 You know? 676 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,520 Sometimes I feel like we bought it just for 677 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,840 the Southern Living photo shoots. 678 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,820 - Where is Michael tonight? 679 00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:09,653 - He's in Colorado. 680 00:27:09,653 --> 00:27:11,610 I wonder if he knows what happened. 681 00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:13,150 I haven't heard from him today. 682 00:27:13,150 --> 00:27:14,640 - Wait. 683 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,473 At all? 684 00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:17,690 - No. 685 00:27:17,690 --> 00:27:20,609 It's been a little rough lately. 686 00:27:20,609 --> 00:27:23,400 I'm not even that sad right now. 687 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,894 I'm just, having some regrets. 688 00:27:26,894 --> 00:27:28,840 - Cause you were trying to get pregnant? 689 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,673 - Stacy. 690 00:27:30,831 --> 00:27:31,664 No. 691 00:27:33,774 --> 00:27:34,712 (sighs) 692 00:27:34,712 --> 00:27:37,510 I really just, I want to feel needed. 693 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:40,551 - Fuck, Jill. 694 00:27:40,551 --> 00:27:43,203 - Why else do you think I have five dogs? 695 00:27:44,260 --> 00:27:45,610 - It is a little excessive. 696 00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:50,350 - You know what Jill, none of that matters. 697 00:27:50,350 --> 00:27:51,623 Do you know why? 698 00:27:51,623 --> 00:27:53,206 - Why? 699 00:27:53,206 --> 00:27:58,206 - Because you make the best cookies in the whole world. 700 00:27:59,014 --> 00:28:01,171 - Did that just come out of your butt? 701 00:28:01,171 --> 00:28:02,940 (laughing) 702 00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:05,010 Wait, are you storing cookies under the couch? 703 00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:05,843 - No. 704 00:28:05,843 --> 00:28:07,474 That would be insane. 705 00:28:08,628 --> 00:28:09,889 - Can I have some? 706 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:10,800 - No. 707 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,533 - Jill you have nothing to regret. 708 00:28:16,235 --> 00:28:17,990 Look at how much you've done. 709 00:28:17,990 --> 00:28:19,430 I mean look what you've overcome. 710 00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:20,263 - Hold please. 711 00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:31,220 What exactly, did you overcome? 712 00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:32,591 Were you an addict? 713 00:28:32,591 --> 00:28:33,424 Was it coke? 714 00:28:33,424 --> 00:28:34,257 - Stacy! 715 00:28:35,170 --> 00:28:38,880 - 97.8% of child stars go to Betty Ford. 716 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,480 Fact. 717 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:42,097 Were you a sex addict? 718 00:28:42,097 --> 00:28:43,940 Did you have Trichotillomania? 719 00:28:43,940 --> 00:28:44,773 - What? 720 00:28:44,773 --> 00:28:45,606 Did you make that up? 721 00:28:45,606 --> 00:28:47,610 - No, Stacy, she brought cookies for fuck's sake. 722 00:28:47,610 --> 00:28:49,410 She doesn't have an eating disorder! 723 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:52,263 - What? 724 00:28:52,263 --> 00:28:54,303 I'm just saying, we've never dived into this. 725 00:28:54,303 --> 00:28:56,900 What the hell else are we gonna talk about? 726 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,260 - Wait seriously what is trick toe-titel-mania? 727 00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:00,980 - It's when you pull your hair out. 728 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:02,090 - Oh. 729 00:29:02,090 --> 00:29:03,150 Yeah, I totally had that. 730 00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:03,983 - Really? 731 00:29:03,983 --> 00:29:05,211 - No. 732 00:29:05,211 --> 00:29:06,750 (laughing) 733 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:07,700 - Jill's got jokes! 734 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:13,800 - Don't do that again. 735 00:29:16,290 --> 00:29:17,950 Wait, come back. 736 00:29:17,950 --> 00:29:19,238 - Hold on, Stace. 737 00:29:19,238 --> 00:29:22,405 I need to get some Advil or something. 738 00:29:23,905 --> 00:29:25,320 What's Flexeril? 739 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,857 - Oh it's a good time in a bottle. 740 00:29:27,857 --> 00:29:30,690 (banging on door) 741 00:29:32,539 --> 00:29:33,920 - Hey, I hear you in there. 742 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:36,113 Open the door, I need help. 743 00:29:37,365 --> 00:29:39,051 Open this door, please! 744 00:29:39,051 --> 00:29:39,884 I won't hurt you. 745 00:29:39,884 --> 00:29:41,493 Please help me, I need help. 746 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:43,993 Please! 747 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:47,680 I can hear you in there. 748 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,760 Open the door please! 749 00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,643 I need help right now, please. 750 00:29:52,966 --> 00:29:53,950 - Just give him a bottle of water, 751 00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:54,960 you can take one of mine. 752 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,793 - No. - No. 753 00:29:55,793 --> 00:29:57,530 - Open the door, please. 754 00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:59,270 I'm not gonna hurt you, I need help. 755 00:29:59,270 --> 00:30:00,553 Please, let me in. 756 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:02,993 - Hey. 757 00:30:02,993 --> 00:30:04,505 What's your name? 758 00:30:04,505 --> 00:30:05,338 - Will. 759 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,440 - Will, I'm Loren. 760 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:10,775 - Loren, please let me in. 761 00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:13,530 I'm not gonna hurt you, I just need water. 762 00:30:13,530 --> 00:30:15,260 It's not for me I swear. 763 00:30:15,260 --> 00:30:16,880 - Will did you open a window? 764 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:18,969 - No, no, no, I said don't open the window. 765 00:30:18,969 --> 00:30:20,203 Stop! 766 00:30:21,510 --> 00:30:24,007 Fuck! 767 00:30:24,007 --> 00:30:27,281 Open the fucking door or I'll kick the fucking door in! 768 00:30:27,281 --> 00:30:28,961 I'll kick it in right now! 769 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,594 Open the fucking door! 770 00:30:30,594 --> 00:30:31,623 Open the door! 771 00:30:34,213 --> 00:30:35,303 - Oh, my God. 772 00:30:37,405 --> 00:30:38,947 - Will, go back to your apartment 773 00:30:38,947 --> 00:30:41,043 and I'm gonna call for help, okay? 774 00:30:41,043 --> 00:30:41,929 - [Will] 1402. 775 00:30:41,929 --> 00:30:43,020 - What? 776 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:45,660 - Apartment 1402. 777 00:30:45,660 --> 00:30:46,810 - I gotta see this too. 778 00:30:49,804 --> 00:30:50,920 Oh, uh uh. 779 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,980 That's some 28 Days Later shit. 780 00:30:52,980 --> 00:30:54,235 - Will? 781 00:30:54,235 --> 00:30:56,485 (wheezing) 782 00:31:05,882 --> 00:31:06,715 Will? 783 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:09,270 Will? 784 00:31:09,270 --> 00:31:10,190 - Frankie! 785 00:31:10,190 --> 00:31:11,023 Tape. 786 00:31:12,330 --> 00:31:13,163 Watch out Lo. 787 00:31:16,030 --> 00:31:17,183 - Hey, you okay? 788 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:20,330 Come on let's take a little minute. 789 00:31:20,330 --> 00:31:21,920 Hey we'll be right back. 790 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,053 Just take a breath, okay? 791 00:31:27,690 --> 00:31:28,523 Hey. 792 00:31:29,980 --> 00:31:32,888 Just put your hands behind your head, okay? 793 00:31:32,888 --> 00:31:35,626 Come on, and breathe in, all right? 794 00:31:35,626 --> 00:31:36,459 Breathe in. 795 00:31:36,459 --> 00:31:37,292 Go... 796 00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:39,580 Two, three, four. 797 00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:43,120 Okay, do it again. 798 00:31:44,190 --> 00:31:45,851 Three, four. 799 00:31:45,851 --> 00:31:49,890 - Loren, that guy outside is gonna die any minute 800 00:31:49,890 --> 00:31:52,080 and I watched you lie to him to calm him down, 801 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,400 and now you're doing that to me. 802 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,670 - Whoa hey, I'm not lying to you, okay? 803 00:31:57,670 --> 00:31:58,903 You are okay. 804 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:03,420 Stacy's gonna sanitize the hell out of that door. 805 00:32:03,420 --> 00:32:04,253 You know her. 806 00:32:04,253 --> 00:32:07,340 You may not get any fresh air for a while, but... 807 00:32:11,782 --> 00:32:14,282 We're not dying tonight, Jill. 808 00:32:28,224 --> 00:32:31,080 - This bed is ridiculously comfortable. 809 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,510 - See? 810 00:32:32,510 --> 00:32:33,413 Silver linings. 811 00:32:34,730 --> 00:32:35,680 - Maybe. 812 00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:36,513 Tiny. 813 00:32:37,942 --> 00:32:39,530 - You want to try and get some sleep 814 00:32:39,530 --> 00:32:40,946 or have some time to yourself? 815 00:32:40,946 --> 00:32:43,946 - No, I don't want to be left alone. 816 00:32:45,504 --> 00:32:48,572 - What can I do for you Jill? 817 00:32:48,572 --> 00:32:51,572 - I need some happiness up in here. 818 00:32:52,753 --> 00:32:53,963 Tell me a joke. 819 00:32:54,930 --> 00:32:55,763 - Okay. 820 00:32:58,090 --> 00:33:00,210 Okay on a scale of one to Frankie 821 00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:02,560 how offensive do you want it? 822 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:03,820 - Surprise me, Lo. 823 00:33:03,820 --> 00:33:05,403 - Okay you ready? 824 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,643 What do gay horses eat? 825 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,393 - Hay! 826 00:33:12,293 --> 00:33:14,493 - What do lesbian horses eat? 827 00:33:16,068 --> 00:33:18,006 - I don't know. 828 00:33:18,006 --> 00:33:18,839 - Ready? 829 00:33:19,819 --> 00:33:20,652 Hay! 830 00:33:22,569 --> 00:33:24,453 - What was that? 831 00:33:24,453 --> 00:33:26,371 - It's my party trick. 832 00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:28,218 - [Jillian] Oh nice deep voice. 833 00:33:28,218 --> 00:33:29,306 - Spooky right? 834 00:33:29,306 --> 00:33:30,139 It's good. 835 00:33:30,139 --> 00:33:32,340 - I hate to break up this flap gathering 836 00:33:32,340 --> 00:33:35,450 but our friend Stacy here is going to have an aneurism 837 00:33:35,450 --> 00:33:37,860 if she doesn't hear the E! True Hollywood story 838 00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:40,520 of Jillian Olsen in the next 20 minutes. 839 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:41,353 - Please! 840 00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:44,823 - What is a flap gathering? 841 00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:46,920 - [Loren] Frankie! 842 00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:51,110 - It's two or more vaginas. 843 00:33:51,110 --> 00:33:52,920 Figure it out Jill, you'll get it. 844 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:54,020 - I'll show you later. 845 00:33:54,860 --> 00:33:56,981 (laughing) 846 00:33:56,981 --> 00:33:58,420 - I'm gonna need another drink. 847 00:33:58,420 --> 00:33:59,620 - [Loren] That I can do. 848 00:34:01,900 --> 00:34:03,063 Some nosy Rosies. 849 00:34:04,335 --> 00:34:05,467 - [Stacy] Give me the goods, bitches. 850 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:35,100 - Guys, what the fuck? 851 00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,330 Whose is this? 852 00:34:36,330 --> 00:34:37,163 Stacy? 853 00:34:37,163 --> 00:34:38,200 - Why do you assume it's me? 854 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,600 - Because you read this trash. 855 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,888 - That's all it is, Jill, it's trash. 856 00:34:41,888 --> 00:34:43,950 I didn't get it 'cause Michael was on the cover, 857 00:34:43,950 --> 00:34:45,420 I got it because Kylie was. 858 00:34:45,420 --> 00:34:46,833 You know I love her. 859 00:34:49,230 --> 00:34:50,203 Is it true? 860 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:55,450 - Yes. 861 00:34:55,450 --> 00:34:57,750 He's been fucking his publicist the past year. 862 00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:00,393 Where's my glass? 863 00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:05,196 - I knew it. 864 00:35:05,196 --> 00:35:06,029 - Shut up! 865 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:14,153 (Jillian crying) 866 00:35:18,445 --> 00:35:19,278 - Oh. 867 00:35:21,227 --> 00:35:22,060 Shit. 868 00:35:30,033 --> 00:35:31,926 - Have any of y'all fucked him? 869 00:35:34,140 --> 00:35:35,590 - What? 870 00:35:35,590 --> 00:35:36,583 - No! 871 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,550 - [Stacy] Why would you ask that? 872 00:35:40,550 --> 00:35:41,540 - Frankie? 873 00:35:41,540 --> 00:35:42,373 - Gross! 874 00:35:42,373 --> 00:35:43,300 Why would you single me out like that? 875 00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:45,650 I'm not in the least bit attracted to Michael. 876 00:35:45,650 --> 00:35:48,471 You know I like black guys, right. 877 00:35:48,471 --> 00:35:53,471 - Rule number one, you don't fuck your friend's boyfriends. 878 00:35:53,670 --> 00:35:55,700 God Jill, get a grip. 879 00:35:55,700 --> 00:35:58,310 - I would never do that! 880 00:35:58,310 --> 00:36:00,290 You guys are, seriously, my only girlfriends. 881 00:36:00,290 --> 00:36:02,460 And I'm loyal as fuck! 882 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,020 It's always been like that. 883 00:36:04,020 --> 00:36:06,130 Most women just don't like me. 884 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:09,540 - Newsflash, it's because you always flirt with our fellas! 885 00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:10,530 - What? 886 00:36:10,530 --> 00:36:12,344 - Yeah, you do! 887 00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:16,130 You always tell Michael how much you loved his songs 888 00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:19,020 and you sing every word and talk about how great they are 889 00:36:19,020 --> 00:36:20,621 and like puff him up! 890 00:36:20,621 --> 00:36:23,312 - That's because I like his music. 891 00:36:23,312 --> 00:36:24,812 - I'm sorry, what? 892 00:36:26,053 --> 00:36:27,387 How? 893 00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:28,963 I don't even like it! 894 00:36:29,890 --> 00:36:34,490 - Okay so shoot me if I think bro country catchy, Jillian. 895 00:36:34,490 --> 00:36:35,670 Everybody likes Cruise and if they 896 00:36:35,670 --> 00:36:37,120 say they don't they're lying. 897 00:36:37,990 --> 00:36:40,330 - You flirt with Bo, too. 898 00:36:40,330 --> 00:36:41,793 - Okay Stacy, not helping. 899 00:36:43,564 --> 00:36:46,670 And I watch Sunday night football with Bo, for fuck's sake! 900 00:36:46,670 --> 00:36:48,530 - Frankie, it's fine okay. 901 00:36:48,530 --> 00:36:50,480 Calm down. 902 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,453 All right listen. 903 00:36:53,249 --> 00:36:55,760 I have never felt threatened by you 904 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:57,653 watching football with Bo. 905 00:36:58,500 --> 00:37:00,230 Honest to God. 906 00:37:00,230 --> 00:37:02,750 You two could sleep in the same bed together 907 00:37:02,750 --> 00:37:06,000 and I wouldn't care because I trust you both. 908 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,740 That's what's really wrong here, Jill. 909 00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:12,210 You don't trust Michael, and you're misplacing that 910 00:37:12,210 --> 00:37:14,420 on our very dear friend Frankie right now, okay? 911 00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:15,563 So Frankie, hey. 912 00:37:16,490 --> 00:37:17,323 Hey. 913 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:21,335 Hey. 914 00:37:21,335 --> 00:37:23,050 It's not your fault. 915 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,033 Okay? 916 00:37:28,610 --> 00:37:29,960 - This makes so much sense. 917 00:37:31,610 --> 00:37:33,650 Girls don't like me because I get along with their men 918 00:37:33,650 --> 00:37:35,007 better than they do. 919 00:37:36,510 --> 00:37:37,343 - It's true. 920 00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:41,377 - Y'all, lemme just tell y'all something. 921 00:37:43,580 --> 00:37:45,730 Y'all know I was raised by my dad and brothers. 922 00:37:45,730 --> 00:37:48,850 Okay, so here's some safe space shit for you. 923 00:37:48,850 --> 00:37:50,030 I know I mentioned that I was bullied, 924 00:37:50,030 --> 00:37:54,623 but I don't know if I really mentioned how bad it was, 925 00:37:54,623 --> 00:37:57,000 because it was really bad. 926 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,823 Kids are fuckin' cruel. 927 00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:02,770 My brothers looked out for me, 928 00:38:02,770 --> 00:38:03,850 and when they got tired of seeing me 929 00:38:03,850 --> 00:38:05,250 get off the bus everyday crying, 930 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:08,330 they just took me in with their crew. 931 00:38:08,330 --> 00:38:11,087 They stood up for me and they taught me 932 00:38:11,087 --> 00:38:13,260 how to stand up for myself. 933 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:16,381 And I became the little sister of the entire 934 00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:18,493 Westside Football team, okay? 935 00:38:19,790 --> 00:38:22,793 Clear eyes, full hearts and Frankie. 936 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:24,750 Can't lose. 937 00:38:24,750 --> 00:38:27,630 So cheerleaders started coming up to me 938 00:38:27,630 --> 00:38:29,030 to get closer to the guys. 939 00:38:29,030 --> 00:38:30,950 Roles changed, y'all. 940 00:38:30,950 --> 00:38:34,430 And the one thing I learned, and I still standby it today, 941 00:38:34,430 --> 00:38:37,410 dammit, is that men treat you as an equal 942 00:38:37,410 --> 00:38:39,560 if you just learn the offsides rule. 943 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:40,540 - Praise. 944 00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:43,810 - I climbed the social ladder because I toughened up. 945 00:38:43,810 --> 00:38:45,320 This is me. 946 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:46,450 Take it or leave it. 947 00:38:46,450 --> 00:38:49,620 I can hang with the boys and I hang with the girls. 948 00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:52,730 I can watch the Titans or Bridget Jones Diary. 949 00:38:52,730 --> 00:38:54,580 I can do both and that's great. 950 00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:55,540 And it's okay. 951 00:38:55,540 --> 00:38:58,170 It doesn't mean I want your man's dick! 952 00:38:58,170 --> 00:38:59,003 Okay? 953 00:38:59,003 --> 00:38:59,836 Jesus. 954 00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:01,573 - I'm sorry. 955 00:39:03,610 --> 00:39:05,177 Please, don't cry, Frankie. 956 00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:06,780 - You fuckin' stop crying. 957 00:39:06,780 --> 00:39:07,613 - Okay. 958 00:39:08,730 --> 00:39:10,080 - Hey. 959 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:10,933 Hey you two. 960 00:39:13,150 --> 00:39:14,157 Hug it out! 961 00:39:17,812 --> 00:39:18,729 Hug it out. 962 00:39:30,431 --> 00:39:33,098 (Jill laughing) 963 00:39:36,003 --> 00:39:37,503 - Are you okay Jill? 964 00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:42,097 - I'm so sorry, y'all. 965 00:39:42,097 --> 00:39:44,070 - You're freaking me out. 966 00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:46,060 - She's got the crazy eyes. 967 00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:47,853 - I'm just like taking it all in. 968 00:39:49,585 --> 00:39:50,502 This is it. 969 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,803 This is not how I thought I'd go. 970 00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:00,503 It's not gonna be quick is it? 971 00:40:06,497 --> 00:40:08,970 I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 972 00:40:08,970 --> 00:40:10,113 I just need a minute. 973 00:40:11,343 --> 00:40:12,176 - Okay. 974 00:40:18,611 --> 00:40:21,194 (gentle music) 975 00:40:35,006 --> 00:40:35,839 - Oh. 976 00:40:35,839 --> 00:40:37,290 That's nice. 977 00:40:50,540 --> 00:40:51,930 - [PJ] Safe shelters are being set up 978 00:40:51,930 --> 00:40:54,027 and once they open we will inform you. 979 00:40:54,027 --> 00:40:56,610 For now, do not exit any buildings. 980 00:40:56,610 --> 00:40:58,200 Let's take one more call. 981 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,833 This is WBNA Nashville, you've got PJ Weller. 982 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:02,840 - [Sloan] Hi. 983 00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,088 Hi. 984 00:41:04,088 --> 00:41:07,610 I'm Sloan, and we're in the building. 985 00:41:07,610 --> 00:41:10,103 No one's coming, are they? 986 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:12,097 Why isn't anyone sending help? 987 00:41:12,097 --> 00:41:13,200 People can't see. 988 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,063 We can't breathe! 989 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,043 - Holy fucking shit. 990 00:41:25,010 --> 00:41:28,597 I'm gonna starfish the bed for a little bit, okay, 991 00:41:28,597 --> 00:41:30,213 I just need to clear my head. 992 00:41:32,375 --> 00:41:34,510 - Do what you gotta do, Lo. 993 00:41:34,510 --> 00:41:35,760 We're not going anywhere. 994 00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:38,420 - You don't wanna go to 80s night? 995 00:41:49,831 --> 00:41:50,664 - Oh, hi. 996 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:52,947 I'm Shannon. 997 00:41:52,947 --> 00:41:56,393 I'm your husband's new publicist, Shannon. 998 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:59,307 We're gonna be good pals. 999 00:41:59,307 --> 00:42:02,070 You're just so beautiful. 1000 00:42:02,070 --> 00:42:03,450 Beautiful, my ass. 1001 00:42:03,450 --> 00:42:05,300 Compared to your dumb bitch face 1002 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:07,510 and your dumb bitch fake hair. 1003 00:42:07,510 --> 00:42:09,220 Probably clip in extensions. 1004 00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:10,400 You don't even have titties! 1005 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,447 Screw you Shannon! 1006 00:42:11,447 --> 00:42:12,980 No, no. 1007 00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:14,160 Fuck you. 1008 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,233 Fuck you Shannon. 1009 00:42:16,250 --> 00:42:17,250 Fucking redheads. 1010 00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:19,120 I can't even fucking get away from them. 1011 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,953 I'm sorry. 1012 00:42:19,953 --> 00:42:20,786 I'm sorry Payton. 1013 00:42:20,786 --> 00:42:21,619 Your probably really nice. 1014 00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:24,013 - Okay, I'm back. 1015 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:28,563 This sucks. 1016 00:42:31,146 --> 00:42:32,729 This fucking sucks. 1017 00:42:34,496 --> 00:42:35,329 It sucks. 1018 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:37,833 Oh my God. 1019 00:42:39,645 --> 00:42:40,478 Bo, 1020 00:42:41,865 --> 00:42:43,790 I wish you were here. 1021 00:42:50,419 --> 00:42:51,831 I wish you were here. 1022 00:42:51,831 --> 00:42:54,930 Next time, if you wanna go fishing, 1023 00:42:54,930 --> 00:42:58,830 baby I will go fishing with you, I promise. 1024 00:42:58,830 --> 00:43:01,610 You know that I love the outdoors, 1025 00:43:01,610 --> 00:43:02,560 I do, I do. 1026 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:06,950 I just, God, I just, I don't want to bait the hook, 1027 00:43:06,950 --> 00:43:08,567 you know? 1028 00:43:08,567 --> 00:43:10,977 But I mean I will climb up whatever 1029 00:43:10,977 --> 00:43:12,540 little mountain you want, 1030 00:43:12,540 --> 00:43:15,070 I will wear Tevas for Gods sake. 1031 00:43:15,910 --> 00:43:18,093 That sounds so good right now. 1032 00:43:25,906 --> 00:43:26,739 I'm okay. 1033 00:43:28,811 --> 00:43:29,644 I'm okay. 1034 00:43:33,218 --> 00:43:34,135 Okay, okay. 1035 00:43:38,959 --> 00:43:39,792 I'm okay. 1036 00:43:42,506 --> 00:43:46,080 There is not enough yoga on this planet 1037 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:48,710 that could prepare me for tonight. 1038 00:43:50,054 --> 00:43:50,887 But baby, 1039 00:43:52,170 --> 00:43:53,563 I am okay. 1040 00:44:01,930 --> 00:44:04,230 - Stacy, you know there aren't cell towers 1041 00:44:04,230 --> 00:44:05,830 behind the dishwasher. 1042 00:44:05,830 --> 00:44:07,000 - I didn't build the grid. 1043 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,523 I don't know where the signals are. 1044 00:44:08,523 --> 00:44:13,523 - This is fucked. 1045 00:44:15,344 --> 00:44:17,530 - This is so fucked. 1046 00:44:17,530 --> 00:44:21,323 This is call Bruce Willis and Liam Neeson fucked. 1047 00:44:23,970 --> 00:44:26,870 And the Avengers, and the Justice League. 1048 00:44:26,870 --> 00:44:29,453 - Sure, just mix the universes. 1049 00:44:30,333 --> 00:44:31,830 - And the Power Rangers. 1050 00:44:31,830 --> 00:44:33,383 - Oh hell, yes. 1051 00:44:36,990 --> 00:44:38,030 Hey what's that... 1052 00:44:38,030 --> 00:44:40,021 Do you smell something? 1053 00:44:40,021 --> 00:44:42,543 It smells like fresh flowers. 1054 00:44:44,010 --> 00:44:45,623 - That's Santal 26. 1055 00:44:46,940 --> 00:44:49,113 Of course, Melissa has Le Labo candles. 1056 00:44:50,230 --> 00:44:51,510 I want one in here. 1057 00:44:51,510 --> 00:44:54,163 If we're gonna die, we're gonna smell amazing. 1058 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,840 What the heck? 1059 00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:03,720 What are you doing? 1060 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,840 That was our drinking water! 1061 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:08,323 - I'm not interested in what you're saying. 1062 00:45:08,323 --> 00:45:10,800 - What in the actual fuck, Jillian? 1063 00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,380 - You do know those candles are worth 1064 00:45:12,380 --> 00:45:14,550 like 100 bucks a piece? 1065 00:45:14,550 --> 00:45:15,610 - Really? 1066 00:45:15,610 --> 00:45:16,663 - Well they are. 1067 00:45:17,733 --> 00:45:19,957 - That explains a lot. 1068 00:45:19,957 --> 00:45:21,200 They smell amazing. 1069 00:45:25,910 --> 00:45:27,003 - I'm taking them. 1070 00:45:29,570 --> 00:45:30,403 - Wait, what? 1071 00:45:30,403 --> 00:45:31,236 What's... 1072 00:45:36,342 --> 00:45:37,175 Jillian! 1073 00:45:39,180 --> 00:45:43,360 - Lo, I'm reading your article on long distance love. 1074 00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:44,890 You're incredible. 1075 00:45:44,890 --> 00:45:47,450 I'm sorry I never read your magazine. 1076 00:45:47,450 --> 00:45:49,040 I'm a bad friend. 1077 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:52,590 - Jillian, you just bath bombed our drinking water. 1078 00:45:52,590 --> 00:45:54,780 You are the worst friend! 1079 00:45:54,780 --> 00:45:57,990 I mean are you trying to kill us? 1080 00:45:57,990 --> 00:45:59,010 - We're gonna die anyway. 1081 00:45:59,010 --> 00:46:01,713 - We're gonna die a lot faster now, you asshole! 1082 00:46:02,690 --> 00:46:03,883 - I'm doing us a favor. 1083 00:46:09,772 --> 00:46:11,820 - Get out of the tub, I'm throwing you off the balcony. 1084 00:46:11,820 --> 00:46:13,010 - No, just wait. 1085 00:46:13,010 --> 00:46:17,417 You can fend for yourself in Chernobyl, Jillian! 1086 00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:20,247 - She's gonna angry cry now. 1087 00:46:20,247 --> 00:46:22,550 You just pissed off white Oprah. 1088 00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:23,563 - Uh, please. 1089 00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:25,790 - Fuck you, Jillian. 1090 00:46:25,790 --> 00:46:26,803 - Oh, shut up. 1091 00:46:28,162 --> 00:46:30,355 - I hope you choke on a dick and die. 1092 00:46:30,355 --> 00:46:33,040 - Where exactly does one find a dick in the apocalypse? 1093 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:34,407 - You know what, when I find one, 1094 00:46:34,407 --> 00:46:37,089 I'm gonna shove it down your selfish throat! 1095 00:46:37,089 --> 00:46:38,490 - I look forward to it. 1096 00:46:38,490 --> 00:46:39,323 - Same. 1097 00:47:04,759 --> 00:47:06,092 - It's okay, Lo. 1098 00:47:08,357 --> 00:47:09,190 - Is it? 1099 00:47:13,512 --> 00:47:14,345 - No. 1100 00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:17,707 No it really isn't. 1101 00:47:17,707 --> 00:47:19,430 Jillian's a bitch, okay? 1102 00:47:19,430 --> 00:47:23,683 And you have been nothing but amazing to all of us. 1103 00:47:25,050 --> 00:47:27,218 - You've held it together all night. 1104 00:47:27,218 --> 00:47:29,693 You deserve to fall apart if you need to. 1105 00:47:31,141 --> 00:47:34,073 - I just need to hang on to a little hope, y'all. 1106 00:47:36,468 --> 00:47:41,002 I just need the slightest possibility of us surviving this. 1107 00:47:41,002 --> 00:47:44,939 Cause I can't handle the thoughts in my head right now. 1108 00:47:44,939 --> 00:47:46,939 - What are you thinking? 1109 00:47:48,599 --> 00:47:51,599 - That I'm never gonna see Bo again. 1110 00:47:52,655 --> 00:47:54,343 And my mom, 1111 00:47:54,343 --> 00:47:55,426 or my family. 1112 00:47:57,913 --> 00:48:01,293 And what happens if you run out of insulin? 1113 00:48:03,294 --> 00:48:05,840 - I mean we're all just gonna have to put up with some shit. 1114 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,860 - Oh my God, is it gonna be like Shelby? 1115 00:48:08,860 --> 00:48:11,160 - No, I am not gonna be like Shelby. 1116 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:13,140 I fucking hate that movie. 1117 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,870 - That's Jillian's favorite movie. 1118 00:48:15,870 --> 00:48:17,953 - Oh well fuck Jillian. 1119 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:22,073 The only thing awesome in that movie is Dolly Parton. 1120 00:48:22,073 --> 00:48:22,906 - Praise. 1121 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,156 - It's still gonna be... 1122 00:48:30,156 --> 00:48:31,950 (sighs) 1123 00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:32,983 Not okay. 1124 00:48:34,134 --> 00:48:35,680 - I'm not mad at Jillian. 1125 00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:38,430 - Well, that makes one of us. 1126 00:48:38,430 --> 00:48:39,327 - Me neither. 1127 00:48:39,327 --> 00:48:41,150 What's the point? 1128 00:48:41,150 --> 00:48:42,453 - She's just sad. 1129 00:48:43,580 --> 00:48:44,413 I'm sad, too. 1130 00:48:46,055 --> 00:48:48,480 And if bath bombs make her feel better, 1131 00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,223 then I'm glad that she did it. 1132 00:48:51,988 --> 00:48:53,240 - Lo, you amaze me. 1133 00:48:53,240 --> 00:48:56,295 You like can't stay mad at anybody. 1134 00:48:56,295 --> 00:48:57,733 - What's the point? 1135 00:48:59,350 --> 00:49:00,183 - Fair point. 1136 00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:02,170 - Guys... 1137 00:49:03,390 --> 00:49:05,280 - Nobody's mad at you. 1138 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,830 - [Jillian] Seriously? 1139 00:49:06,830 --> 00:49:08,080 - [All] What's the point? 1140 00:49:12,174 --> 00:49:13,007 - Lo. 1141 00:49:14,542 --> 00:49:16,700 I thought I broke you. 1142 00:49:16,700 --> 00:49:17,740 - Don't flatter yourself. 1143 00:49:17,740 --> 00:49:19,143 The potato-haters broke her. 1144 00:49:20,848 --> 00:49:23,360 - You still wanna throw me off the balcony? 1145 00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,193 - Lil bit. 1146 00:49:26,990 --> 00:49:29,638 - God, those candles do smell really good though. 1147 00:49:29,638 --> 00:49:30,695 - [Stacy] Right. 1148 00:49:30,695 --> 00:49:32,081 (laughing) 1149 00:49:32,081 --> 00:49:33,031 - [Jillian] Lo. 1150 00:49:33,031 --> 00:49:33,864 - Hmm? 1151 00:49:35,489 --> 00:49:37,406 - Do you want a cookie? 1152 00:49:41,356 --> 00:49:42,189 - Mm-hmm. 1153 00:49:50,910 --> 00:49:51,743 - Okay. 1154 00:49:52,653 --> 00:49:54,106 Relax. 1155 00:49:54,106 --> 00:49:56,606 She's going to get the cookie. 1156 00:50:11,831 --> 00:50:13,899 (moans) 1157 00:50:13,899 --> 00:50:16,774 - Oh my God. 1158 00:50:16,774 --> 00:50:17,857 It's so good. 1159 00:50:19,303 --> 00:50:20,433 - I'm starting to think you guys 1160 00:50:20,433 --> 00:50:22,897 only keep me around for my cookies. 1161 00:50:22,897 --> 00:50:25,107 - And 'cause you're Abby. 1162 00:50:25,107 --> 00:50:26,290 Duh. 1163 00:50:26,290 --> 00:50:27,930 - Hey. 1164 00:50:27,930 --> 00:50:29,820 I hate to interrupt the cooter conference here, 1165 00:50:29,820 --> 00:50:33,750 I just wanted to make sure you guys are okay. 1166 00:50:33,750 --> 00:50:34,909 Okay. 1167 00:50:34,909 --> 00:50:35,742 - Okay. 1168 00:50:37,791 --> 00:50:38,624 - Okay. 1169 00:50:39,810 --> 00:50:40,643 Cool. 1170 00:50:40,643 --> 00:50:43,133 So um, cool. 1171 00:50:43,133 --> 00:50:45,360 What you guys doing in here, just hanging out, 1172 00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:46,210 eating a cookie? 1173 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:49,260 You meditating on the toilet? 1174 00:50:49,260 --> 00:50:52,840 - Yes Frankie, because I typically meditate on the toilet. 1175 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,420 Not on a silk poof in my beautifully designed 1176 00:50:55,420 --> 00:50:56,727 home yoga studio. 1177 00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:01,997 I miss the Buddha nook. 1178 00:51:03,550 --> 00:51:04,623 - Where's Stacy at? 1179 00:51:05,503 --> 00:51:07,760 - Oh when I left she was spooning the refrigerator 1180 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,510 looking for signal. 1181 00:51:09,510 --> 00:51:11,362 - I will get a signal. 1182 00:51:11,362 --> 00:51:13,823 - That girl is nothing if not determined. 1183 00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:15,553 - Frankie, 1184 00:51:16,670 --> 00:51:18,810 I never thought that you slept with Michael. 1185 00:51:18,810 --> 00:51:20,863 You know I didn't mean it, right? 1186 00:51:21,714 --> 00:51:23,291 - Yeah. 1187 00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:24,690 We're all good. 1188 00:51:24,690 --> 00:51:25,523 Just, 1189 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,510 moving on and... 1190 00:51:30,410 --> 00:51:32,180 Don't make it weird. 1191 00:51:32,180 --> 00:51:34,263 Don't make it weird. 1192 00:51:35,281 --> 00:51:37,417 - [PJ] Stay strong for those boys. 1193 00:51:37,417 --> 00:51:38,547 Let's get one more call. 1194 00:51:38,547 --> 00:51:39,860 Who am I speaking with? 1195 00:51:39,860 --> 00:51:41,203 - [Bo] Hi, This is Bo. 1196 00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:44,640 I'm calling hoping my girlfriend hears me. 1197 00:51:45,500 --> 00:51:47,840 I don't even know what time it is there. 1198 00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:50,892 Lo, if you hear me, there's no planes allowed to fly 1199 00:51:50,892 --> 00:51:52,593 into the US right now. 1200 00:51:53,429 --> 00:51:55,940 I'm sorry I can't be there. 1201 00:51:55,940 --> 00:51:57,063 Don't be scared. 1202 00:51:59,060 --> 00:52:00,173 I know you're not. 1203 00:52:01,130 --> 00:52:03,880 If I know you, you're keeping everyone around you calm. 1204 00:52:04,850 --> 00:52:06,420 I'm at Bezmer Air Base. 1205 00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:07,500 We're listening constantly. 1206 00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:09,900 I'm coming home as soon as I can. 1207 00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:10,733 I love you, Loren. 1208 00:52:10,733 --> 00:52:12,059 I'll see you soon. 1209 00:52:12,059 --> 00:52:16,070 - Loren, if you're listening, your fella loves you. 1210 00:52:16,070 --> 00:52:17,283 And stay strong, honey. 1211 00:52:19,460 --> 00:52:22,640 - See, not everyone's losing it. 1212 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,390 - Well, Loren's got her hands full. 1213 00:52:30,900 --> 00:52:32,653 - [Loren] This fucking night. 1214 00:52:38,343 --> 00:52:39,347 - [Stacy] I have a signal! 1215 00:52:39,347 --> 00:52:40,180 I have a signal! 1216 00:52:40,180 --> 00:52:41,360 - What, you do? 1217 00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:42,724 - [Stacy] Fuck! 1218 00:52:42,724 --> 00:52:44,416 False alarm. 1219 00:52:44,416 --> 00:52:45,416 False alarm. 1220 00:52:47,242 --> 00:52:49,393 Do y'all think Mel has weed? 1221 00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:54,333 - Melissa did invest in solar vapor technology. 1222 00:52:55,870 --> 00:52:57,885 - That is not a real thing. 1223 00:52:57,885 --> 00:53:00,027 - Yeah it is, it's like the future. 1224 00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:02,858 Yeah, space weed. 1225 00:53:02,858 --> 00:53:06,950 Oh wait, I know just where to look for weed. 1226 00:53:06,950 --> 00:53:08,331 Hold please. 1227 00:53:08,331 --> 00:53:10,998 (upbeat music) 1228 00:53:15,489 --> 00:53:16,728 Oh my God. 1229 00:53:16,728 --> 00:53:17,867 Melissa. 1230 00:53:17,867 --> 00:53:20,708 How many of these shirts did you buy? 1231 00:53:20,708 --> 00:53:21,541 God. 1232 00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:29,053 Oh my God. 1233 00:53:30,550 --> 00:53:31,403 Shut up. 1234 00:53:34,269 --> 00:53:35,269 Oh, jackpot. 1235 00:53:38,740 --> 00:53:40,703 Melissa, what a class act. 1236 00:53:43,524 --> 00:53:46,274 ♪ Wanna get high ♪ 1237 00:53:50,464 --> 00:53:52,297 - What flavor is this? 1238 00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,577 - Purple pajama. 1239 00:53:57,577 --> 00:53:59,581 (laughing) 1240 00:53:59,581 --> 00:54:01,363 - I think you mean blue dream. 1241 00:54:03,570 --> 00:54:04,403 - That'll work. 1242 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:07,121 I have a really good idea. 1243 00:54:07,121 --> 00:54:08,850 - What? 1244 00:54:08,850 --> 00:54:10,870 - What if you don't braid my hair anymore 1245 00:54:10,870 --> 00:54:12,000 and just tousle it? 1246 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,236 - Is that tousling? 1247 00:54:13,236 --> 00:54:14,340 Who says tousle? 1248 00:54:14,340 --> 00:54:15,380 It's like-- 1249 00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:16,213 - Harder, harder. 1250 00:54:16,213 --> 00:54:17,046 - Harder? 1251 00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:17,879 - Slower. 1252 00:54:17,879 --> 00:54:18,712 - Slower? 1253 00:54:18,712 --> 00:54:20,126 - Oh. 1254 00:54:20,126 --> 00:54:24,927 - I feel so much better. 1255 00:54:26,078 --> 00:54:27,645 - Right? 1256 00:54:27,645 --> 00:54:30,090 - I've never been high before. 1257 00:54:30,090 --> 00:54:31,695 - Seriously? 1258 00:54:31,695 --> 00:54:33,294 - No one ever pushed. 1259 00:54:33,294 --> 00:54:34,630 - Of course not. 1260 00:54:34,630 --> 00:54:37,040 - I assumed every child star had tried coke 1261 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,410 past the age of puberty. 1262 00:54:38,410 --> 00:54:39,835 - Nope. 1263 00:54:39,835 --> 00:54:41,480 I've just always been scared. 1264 00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,313 - Of weed? 1265 00:54:43,943 --> 00:54:46,020 - Of everything. 1266 00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:48,150 - Well, I am totally stoked that 1267 00:54:48,150 --> 00:54:50,853 the first time you did it is with us. 1268 00:54:53,095 --> 00:54:55,913 - Hashtag me too. 1269 00:54:57,050 --> 00:54:58,710 - No, no. 1270 00:54:58,710 --> 00:55:02,493 - I mean, I am relaxed, y'all. 1271 00:55:05,573 --> 00:55:09,183 I mean I'm still scared, but I'm okay. 1272 00:55:09,183 --> 00:55:11,143 It's beyond my control. 1273 00:55:13,216 --> 00:55:15,003 - Weed makes you rational, Jill. 1274 00:55:16,809 --> 00:55:17,642 - Hush. 1275 00:55:22,684 --> 00:55:24,934 (laughing) 1276 00:55:27,993 --> 00:55:30,660 (melodic music) 1277 00:55:36,689 --> 00:55:38,505 - [Loren] Jackpot. 1278 00:55:38,505 --> 00:55:40,627 - Are we gonna play hangman? 1279 00:55:40,627 --> 00:55:41,460 - No. 1280 00:55:42,293 --> 00:55:43,680 No you know that piece I told you I was writing about? 1281 00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,710 The piece I was writing. 1282 00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:46,543 For next month. 1283 00:55:48,130 --> 00:55:48,963 Yeah. 1284 00:55:48,963 --> 00:55:50,640 Anyways, no. 1285 00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,290 I just feel like I really need to finish it 1286 00:55:52,290 --> 00:55:53,967 and my battery's about to die, 1287 00:55:53,967 --> 00:55:56,451 so I wanna get a copy on paper, you know? 1288 00:55:56,451 --> 00:55:59,330 - Yeah well my phone's already dead. 1289 00:55:59,330 --> 00:56:00,650 - I left my phone at home. 1290 00:56:00,650 --> 00:56:01,920 - What? 1291 00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:03,120 - What are you gonna do? 1292 00:56:04,170 --> 00:56:05,782 - Look, 1293 00:56:05,782 --> 00:56:08,060 we need to talk about this. 1294 00:56:08,060 --> 00:56:09,660 This is what keeps eating at me. 1295 00:56:11,056 --> 00:56:12,253 When we die, 1296 00:56:13,910 --> 00:56:14,813 does it hurt? 1297 00:56:15,780 --> 00:56:17,073 - Where did you get that? 1298 00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:21,420 You know what, I bet Mel has enough muscle relaxers 1299 00:56:21,420 --> 00:56:24,255 to where we could just make a cocktail and go to sleep. 1300 00:56:24,255 --> 00:56:27,620 - If you really wanna make it quick she's got a gun. 1301 00:56:27,620 --> 00:56:28,843 - Excuse me, what? 1302 00:56:29,850 --> 00:56:30,770 - Oh, yeah. 1303 00:56:30,770 --> 00:56:32,260 I hate to break it to you, Lo, 1304 00:56:32,260 --> 00:56:34,969 but our friend Mel is a Republican. 1305 00:56:34,969 --> 00:56:35,802 - No! 1306 00:56:35,802 --> 00:56:37,390 - Yes. 1307 00:56:37,390 --> 00:56:38,223 - No way. 1308 00:56:38,223 --> 00:56:39,056 - I hate her. 1309 00:56:39,056 --> 00:56:40,367 - No, you don't, she's one of your best friends. 1310 00:56:40,367 --> 00:56:41,810 - Who left us! 1311 00:56:41,810 --> 00:56:44,740 To die with nothing but pizza and a gun. 1312 00:56:44,740 --> 00:56:47,121 - Okay well she said have at it. 1313 00:56:47,121 --> 00:56:48,560 Mel wanted to get some D. 1314 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:50,290 The girl needed to be dicked down before she dies. 1315 00:56:50,290 --> 00:56:52,770 You gotta respect her for owning that shit. 1316 00:56:52,770 --> 00:56:54,040 - And you're not alone. 1317 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:56,543 - Yeah, we're gonna die together. 1318 00:56:57,450 --> 00:56:58,283 With pizza. 1319 00:56:58,283 --> 00:56:59,680 - And a gun. 1320 00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:00,513 See! 1321 00:57:00,513 --> 00:57:04,580 - And Stace, now do you see why Mel didn't use social media? 1322 00:57:04,580 --> 00:57:07,480 It's because it was better when we didn't know 1323 00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:09,210 our friends political and religious beliefs. 1324 00:57:09,210 --> 00:57:10,550 Things were just easier. 1325 00:57:10,550 --> 00:57:13,100 There is a beauty in the unity that it can create. 1326 00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:15,262 You know, I mean it's frickin' amazing 1327 00:57:15,262 --> 00:57:17,700 that we can still keep in touch with our friends, 1328 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:20,010 you know, on the other side of the world. 1329 00:57:20,010 --> 00:57:20,933 My God. 1330 00:57:21,890 --> 00:57:24,910 But it also sincerely and tremendously 1331 00:57:24,910 --> 00:57:27,250 damages interpersonal connections and relationships, 1332 00:57:27,250 --> 00:57:28,083 you know? 1333 00:57:30,060 --> 00:57:31,560 Sometimes I wish I had an off button 1334 00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:33,850 for this verbal diarrhea, but, 1335 00:57:33,850 --> 00:57:36,120 pot just makes me wax intellectual. 1336 00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:37,500 It's a catch 22. 1337 00:57:37,500 --> 00:57:38,810 - Yeah, okay. 1338 00:57:38,810 --> 00:57:40,370 Where'd you get that chocolate? 1339 00:57:40,370 --> 00:57:41,203 - Right here. 1340 00:57:41,203 --> 00:57:44,160 You just like open up a drawer and chocolate appears. 1341 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:45,230 Check it. 1342 00:57:45,230 --> 00:57:47,919 - And in her heart, she voted for Hill, okay? 1343 00:57:47,919 --> 00:57:49,240 You let me have that. 1344 00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,113 - Hold please. 1345 00:57:51,130 --> 00:57:52,580 Where is the gun? 1346 00:57:52,580 --> 00:57:53,540 I need to know. 1347 00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:56,268 Statistically, I'm the most likely to get shot. 1348 00:57:56,268 --> 00:57:58,150 - No one's gonna shoot you. 1349 00:57:58,150 --> 00:58:00,800 - Yeah, no one ever plans on shooting black people. 1350 00:58:00,800 --> 00:58:02,250 That shit just happens. 1351 00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:04,630 - Okay no one is gonna shoot you, Stacy. 1352 00:58:04,630 --> 00:58:07,830 No one is shooting anyone. 1353 00:58:07,830 --> 00:58:10,621 - What If I asked you to? 1354 00:58:10,621 --> 00:58:12,970 Would you shoot me? 1355 00:58:12,970 --> 00:58:14,360 - [All] No. 1356 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,193 - Okay. 1357 00:58:15,193 --> 00:58:16,230 That settles it. 1358 00:58:16,230 --> 00:58:17,660 - [Frankie] Okay, Stacy, 1359 00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:19,860 I do have a serious question for you. 1360 00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:21,393 - Hashtag safe space? 1361 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,540 - Sure, yeah, that's fine. 1362 00:58:25,540 --> 00:58:26,373 Stacy, 1363 00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:29,510 has your mom 1364 00:58:31,138 --> 00:58:33,412 ♪ Got it going on ♪ 1365 00:58:33,412 --> 00:58:36,260 - Oh yeah, okay, like I've never heard that before. 1366 00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:38,500 You know what, this is one of those songs 1367 00:58:38,500 --> 00:58:39,810 that all white people love. 1368 00:58:39,810 --> 00:58:40,643 All of you. 1369 00:58:40,643 --> 00:58:42,480 You love that shit. 1370 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:43,333 Get off of me. 1371 00:58:44,825 --> 00:58:47,398 - That's how we danced to it in eighth grade. 1372 00:58:47,398 --> 00:58:49,046 (laughing) 1373 00:58:49,046 --> 00:58:50,560 - No you didn't. 1374 00:59:03,081 --> 00:59:05,269 - [Stacy] Signal? 1375 00:59:05,269 --> 00:59:06,730 - No. 1376 00:59:06,730 --> 00:59:07,663 I'm almost dead. 1377 00:59:09,090 --> 00:59:10,750 Well, the phone. 1378 00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:12,082 Not me. 1379 00:59:12,082 --> 00:59:12,953 Not yet. 1380 00:59:15,235 --> 00:59:17,285 I was just looking at pictures of my mom. 1381 00:59:18,129 --> 00:59:22,010 We normally talk everyday, and of course today we didn't. 1382 00:59:22,010 --> 00:59:23,660 - She knows. 1383 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,280 Moms have that kinda instinct. 1384 00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:27,183 - How old were you when you lost your mom? 1385 00:59:28,410 --> 00:59:31,883 - I had just turned four the week before the accident. 1386 00:59:34,630 --> 00:59:36,863 I have the vaguest memory of her. 1387 00:59:38,290 --> 00:59:41,800 I was sick, and she came in 1388 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:46,800 and put a cold cloth on my head when I had a fever. 1389 00:59:47,070 --> 00:59:50,776 And she had these big blue eyes that said 1390 00:59:50,776 --> 00:59:52,593 everything's gonna be okay. 1391 00:59:54,048 --> 00:59:56,550 - That is the sweetest thing I have ever heard 1392 00:59:56,550 --> 00:59:57,993 come out of your foul mouth. 1393 01:00:00,620 --> 01:00:01,807 - What about you Stace? 1394 01:00:01,807 --> 01:00:03,770 You never talk about your mom. 1395 01:00:03,770 --> 01:00:04,883 - We don't talk much. 1396 01:00:05,940 --> 01:00:06,773 - Why not? 1397 01:00:06,773 --> 01:00:10,840 I mean, who is Stacy's mom, and does she have it going on? 1398 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:14,550 - Stacy's mom is a very religious woman from the 9th Ward. 1399 01:00:14,550 --> 01:00:16,210 She used to be married to a pastor, 1400 01:00:16,210 --> 01:00:19,483 and a gay daughter was too much to deal with. 1401 01:00:20,929 --> 01:00:22,893 - You have a gay sister? 1402 01:00:25,460 --> 01:00:26,293 - Jill, 1403 01:00:27,130 --> 01:00:28,867 I am so proud. 1404 01:00:28,867 --> 01:00:30,693 I'm seeing a lot of growth. 1405 01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:33,760 If I had a gold star, I would give you one. 1406 01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:36,164 - Go on, Stace. 1407 01:00:36,164 --> 01:00:37,180 - Okay. 1408 01:00:37,180 --> 01:00:40,563 So my mom ended up divorcing my dad over it. 1409 01:00:41,550 --> 01:00:43,290 They were always fighting over me. 1410 01:00:43,290 --> 01:00:45,171 So I perpetuated it. 1411 01:00:45,171 --> 01:00:46,363 - What do you mean? 1412 01:00:47,329 --> 01:00:49,800 - I would always embellish, 1413 01:00:49,800 --> 01:00:51,450 to see how far I could push them. 1414 01:00:52,500 --> 01:00:54,577 I know it's fucked up, but... 1415 01:00:54,577 --> 01:00:57,163 Y'all probably think I'm a terrible person, huh? 1416 01:00:58,300 --> 01:00:59,133 - No. 1417 01:00:59,133 --> 01:01:01,660 I think you were a kid who needed attention. 1418 01:01:01,660 --> 01:01:02,743 - I appreciate that. 1419 01:01:04,294 --> 01:01:07,763 But look, y'all, being gay is one thing, 1420 01:01:09,100 --> 01:01:12,443 but being black and gay, in the south, 1421 01:01:13,456 --> 01:01:14,843 that shit's not okay. 1422 01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:17,306 Not yet. 1423 01:01:17,306 --> 01:01:20,160 It's just a recipe for scrutiny. 1424 01:01:20,160 --> 01:01:23,260 And I know my mom loves me, that's why she left my dad, 1425 01:01:23,260 --> 01:01:24,380 but I just... 1426 01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:26,410 - Okay, strictly speaking from a third party 1427 01:01:26,410 --> 01:01:29,260 outside objective observer journalistic perspective, 1428 01:01:29,260 --> 01:01:31,690 it sounds to me like your mom wants to have 1429 01:01:31,690 --> 01:01:32,750 a relationship with her daughter 1430 01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:35,290 but she's too afraid to challenge the patriarchal traditions 1431 01:01:35,290 --> 01:01:36,840 under which she was brought up. 1432 01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:38,553 Under. 1433 01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:40,930 Up under? 1434 01:01:40,930 --> 01:01:42,450 - Yeah, that sounds about right. 1435 01:01:42,450 --> 01:01:43,283 - Is that it? 1436 01:01:43,283 --> 01:01:45,530 - Strictly speaking from a journalistic perspective, 1437 01:01:45,530 --> 01:01:48,280 you ended that sentence with like 19 prepositions. 1438 01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:50,250 - Oh my God, I know! 1439 01:01:50,250 --> 01:01:52,313 Fuck, weed kills my grammar. 1440 01:01:54,470 --> 01:01:57,570 - Also, I have something. 1441 01:01:57,570 --> 01:01:58,990 Clean conscience incoming. 1442 01:01:58,990 --> 01:02:00,973 I have had a crush on Frankie for years. 1443 01:02:03,033 --> 01:02:04,270 - Me? 1444 01:02:04,270 --> 01:02:05,103 - Yes. 1445 01:02:05,103 --> 01:02:07,360 This makes so much sense to me. 1446 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,741 - I'm flattered, Stace. 1447 01:02:09,741 --> 01:02:12,590 I know I'm not the girliest of girls, 1448 01:02:12,590 --> 01:02:16,260 but I do still like the P in my V. 1449 01:02:16,260 --> 01:02:17,093 - I know. 1450 01:02:18,460 --> 01:02:20,040 I just admire you. 1451 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,520 You don't care what other people think. 1452 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:24,708 I care so much I hide, 1453 01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:27,629 and I lose myself in other people's lives. 1454 01:02:27,629 --> 01:02:30,923 Other people's drama means I don't have to focus on mine. 1455 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,130 - [Loren] That's heavy, Stace. 1456 01:02:33,130 --> 01:02:35,180 And how did you come to that conclusion? 1457 01:02:35,180 --> 01:02:36,013 - Therapy. 1458 01:02:36,854 --> 01:02:38,013 - You know what? 1459 01:02:39,135 --> 01:02:40,340 Fuck it. 1460 01:02:40,340 --> 01:02:41,173 Come on. 1461 01:02:41,173 --> 01:02:42,006 - What? 1462 01:02:42,006 --> 01:02:44,570 - You think I want Tinder Todd to be my last kiss? 1463 01:02:44,570 --> 01:02:45,403 Gross. 1464 01:02:45,403 --> 01:02:47,600 You know what, you never know. 1465 01:02:47,600 --> 01:02:50,000 I've never tried it. 1466 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,590 - Are you serious? 1467 01:02:51,590 --> 01:02:52,423 - Educate me. 1468 01:02:55,404 --> 01:02:57,253 - Um, okay. 1469 01:03:00,657 --> 01:03:01,563 - Oh my God. 1470 01:03:02,526 --> 01:03:04,790 That was so cute. 1471 01:03:04,790 --> 01:03:09,180 - So, should we make out? 1472 01:03:09,180 --> 01:03:10,700 - No, hon. 1473 01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:13,263 No, you are just very high. 1474 01:03:14,370 --> 01:03:15,203 - Yeah. 1475 01:03:16,210 --> 01:03:17,520 Okay. 1476 01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:20,037 - Aren't we like supposed to go in a closet? 1477 01:03:20,037 --> 01:03:22,093 - I'm never going back in the closet. 1478 01:03:25,070 --> 01:03:28,550 - So have you ever slept with a man? 1479 01:03:28,550 --> 01:03:29,383 - Nope. 1480 01:03:31,170 --> 01:03:32,580 - Are you still a virgin? 1481 01:03:32,580 --> 01:03:34,513 - No, Frankie, I'm not a virgin. 1482 01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:38,818 - Who did you lose your virginity to? 1483 01:03:38,818 --> 01:03:39,651 Tell me. 1484 01:03:39,651 --> 01:03:42,370 - Since when do you want all the juicy details? 1485 01:03:42,370 --> 01:03:43,203 - You're rubbing off on me. 1486 01:03:43,203 --> 01:03:44,036 Kiss and tell. 1487 01:03:45,792 --> 01:03:48,040 - Oh, I'll never forget it. 1488 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:49,645 I still have the box it came in. 1489 01:03:49,645 --> 01:03:51,069 (laughing) 1490 01:03:51,069 --> 01:03:53,230 - Oh my God, you just made Loren so proud. 1491 01:03:53,230 --> 01:03:54,590 You have to tell her. 1492 01:03:54,590 --> 01:03:56,880 With Bo in Bulgaria she is all about 1493 01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:58,440 taking care of yourself. 1494 01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:01,053 - Oh, you meant with another person? 1495 01:04:01,960 --> 01:04:03,573 Yeah, I've done that too. 1496 01:04:05,100 --> 01:04:07,863 Her name was Grace Starring. 1497 01:04:09,002 --> 01:04:10,173 I was 17. 1498 01:04:11,510 --> 01:04:12,437 - Where were you? 1499 01:04:13,663 --> 01:04:15,203 - Degayification camp. 1500 01:04:16,730 --> 01:04:18,620 I wish I was making that shit up. 1501 01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:19,453 - My God. 1502 01:04:19,453 --> 01:04:20,286 I love you so much. 1503 01:04:20,286 --> 01:04:21,119 That is fantastic. 1504 01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:27,557 Alright, lay one on me. 1505 01:04:27,557 --> 01:04:28,870 - Geez, Frankie. 1506 01:04:28,870 --> 01:04:30,327 You're so romantic. 1507 01:04:30,327 --> 01:04:32,260 - You gonna kiss me or not? 1508 01:04:32,260 --> 01:04:33,810 - Okay. 1509 01:04:33,810 --> 01:04:38,760 So, I'm like really good at it. 1510 01:04:38,760 --> 01:04:40,318 You should be warned. 1511 01:04:40,318 --> 01:04:44,323 I'm not trying to convert you, but it's happened. 1512 01:04:44,323 --> 01:04:45,710 You should know this. 1513 01:04:46,549 --> 01:04:47,382 - Please. 1514 01:05:20,810 --> 01:05:22,060 - [Stacy] Well? 1515 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:27,453 - Frankie Giffin relationship status, update, bi-curious. 1516 01:05:36,810 --> 01:05:39,906 - Y'all are gonna wanna kiss Stacy before you die. 1517 01:05:39,906 --> 01:05:40,830 And we don't have much time left 1518 01:05:40,830 --> 01:05:42,450 so you're gonna wanna go ahead and make a line. 1519 01:05:42,450 --> 01:05:44,273 - The line of two people. 1520 01:05:44,273 --> 01:05:46,523 (laughing) 1521 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:49,233 - Boom. 1522 01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:53,560 Too soon? 1523 01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:54,393 - Little bit. 1524 01:05:57,217 --> 01:05:59,884 (melodic music) 1525 01:06:12,670 --> 01:06:13,800 - I have a question. 1526 01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:14,633 - Hmm? 1527 01:06:17,070 --> 01:06:17,903 - Would you rather-- 1528 01:06:17,903 --> 01:06:18,890 - No. - No. 1529 01:06:18,890 --> 01:06:21,330 - Just humor me, okay, it's the end of the world. 1530 01:06:21,330 --> 01:06:26,330 Would you rather have a very, very sensitive scrotum 1531 01:06:31,230 --> 01:06:33,783 hanging from your chin, 1532 01:06:35,130 --> 01:06:39,083 or, shit out of your ear? 1533 01:06:40,264 --> 01:06:42,240 - It only gets worse. 1534 01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:44,473 Every fucking time. 1535 01:06:45,590 --> 01:06:48,193 - It's a rare talent. 1536 01:06:48,193 --> 01:06:49,810 - Somebody sees the genius. 1537 01:06:49,810 --> 01:06:50,643 - Oh yeah? 1538 01:06:50,643 --> 01:06:52,170 Okay what if you sharted out of your ear? 1539 01:06:52,170 --> 01:06:53,377 You know you'd go... 1540 01:06:53,377 --> 01:06:55,138 (imitates flatulence) 1541 01:06:55,138 --> 01:06:56,063 - I found the gun. 1542 01:06:57,290 --> 01:06:58,520 - What the fuck Jillian? 1543 01:06:58,520 --> 01:06:59,920 - All right, you know what, Jill, 1544 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:01,794 why don't you just give that to me? 1545 01:07:01,794 --> 01:07:02,627 - Why? 1546 01:07:02,627 --> 01:07:04,496 I'm not gonna shoot anybody! 1547 01:07:04,496 --> 01:07:05,703 - [Loren] Jill, give Frankie the gun. 1548 01:07:05,703 --> 01:07:08,480 - Why do you guys treat me like a fragile little lamb? 1549 01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,990 I am not unstable! 1550 01:07:09,990 --> 01:07:11,042 - No one's saying that. - Yes you are. 1551 01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:12,270 Just give it to me. - There's a gun in your hand. 1552 01:07:12,270 --> 01:07:14,365 - So hey, give it to Frankie okay, please? 1553 01:07:14,365 --> 01:07:17,504 - You're about to see the beast unleashed. 1554 01:07:17,504 --> 01:07:18,337 Fuck. 1555 01:07:19,655 --> 01:07:22,357 (laughing) 1556 01:07:22,357 --> 01:07:23,613 Screw you guys. 1557 01:07:25,670 --> 01:07:26,820 - Unleash the beast! 1558 01:07:26,820 --> 01:07:27,796 - It's not funny! 1559 01:07:27,796 --> 01:07:28,629 (gunshot) 1560 01:07:28,629 --> 01:07:29,462 (screaming) 1561 01:07:29,462 --> 01:07:31,065 - [Frankie] Okay, all right, all right, all right. 1562 01:07:31,065 --> 01:07:32,492 Hand me the gun. 1563 01:07:32,492 --> 01:07:33,525 Drop it. 1564 01:07:33,525 --> 01:07:34,358 Drop it. 1565 01:07:35,760 --> 01:07:38,450 - Jillian, what if there was people down there? 1566 01:07:38,450 --> 01:07:39,400 - I didn't mean to. 1567 01:07:43,500 --> 01:07:44,601 - Hello? 1568 01:07:44,601 --> 01:07:46,980 - What if the windows are open down there? 1569 01:07:46,980 --> 01:07:49,003 Jillian you're letting poisonous air in! 1570 01:07:49,003 --> 01:07:49,836 - It was an accident! 1571 01:07:49,836 --> 01:07:51,260 - All right, we need to seal this, okay? 1572 01:07:51,260 --> 01:07:52,463 Somebody find something. 1573 01:07:53,794 --> 01:07:55,693 Other than your ass, Frankie. 1574 01:08:03,260 --> 01:08:04,734 - I have a dildo. 1575 01:08:04,734 --> 01:08:06,279 - I have washi tape. 1576 01:08:06,279 --> 01:08:07,403 - I have Lysol. 1577 01:08:12,720 --> 01:08:13,553 - Peen. 1578 01:08:13,553 --> 01:08:14,700 - [Loren] Peen. 1579 01:08:17,870 --> 01:08:18,840 - Tape. 1580 01:08:18,840 --> 01:08:19,690 - [Jillian] Tape. 1581 01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:30,773 - Praise. 1582 01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:31,606 - Praise. 1583 01:08:31,606 --> 01:08:32,439 - Praise. 1584 01:08:40,750 --> 01:08:41,913 Don't trip on it. 1585 01:08:43,460 --> 01:08:45,170 - Don't shoot anything else. 1586 01:08:45,170 --> 01:08:46,130 - [Jillian] I won't. 1587 01:08:46,130 --> 01:08:47,243 I'm sorry. 1588 01:08:48,290 --> 01:08:50,290 - [Stacy] We should light it for safety. 1589 01:08:59,550 --> 01:09:00,997 - Lo, I'm sorry. 1590 01:09:00,997 --> 01:09:01,830 - No, don't. 1591 01:09:03,260 --> 01:09:04,093 It's fine. 1592 01:09:07,499 --> 01:09:09,050 Were there more bath bombs? 1593 01:09:09,050 --> 01:09:12,068 - Oh, yeah, there was three or four more. 1594 01:09:12,068 --> 01:09:13,890 - Was the water still warm? 1595 01:09:13,890 --> 01:09:14,723 - It was hot. 1596 01:09:14,723 --> 01:09:15,800 It's probably still warm. 1597 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:18,900 - Okay so I am gonna go put another bath bomb 1598 01:09:18,900 --> 01:09:21,383 in what is now strictly our flushing water 1599 01:09:21,383 --> 01:09:23,220 and I'm gonna soak in it. 1600 01:09:23,220 --> 01:09:25,732 And don't make a thing out of it. 1601 01:09:25,732 --> 01:09:26,660 - Gross. 1602 01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:27,630 - No, it's not gross. 1603 01:09:27,630 --> 01:09:29,670 Shitting out of your ear is gross. 1604 01:09:29,670 --> 01:09:30,880 Plus, Jill doesn't have cooties 1605 01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:32,700 and if you cut out the would-you-rather questions 1606 01:09:32,700 --> 01:09:35,330 I might let you go after me. 1607 01:09:35,330 --> 01:09:36,793 - Yeah hard pass. 1608 01:09:49,609 --> 01:09:52,861 - Four Women in The End by Loren Atwood. 1609 01:09:52,861 --> 01:09:54,445 It's a Thursday night. 1610 01:09:54,445 --> 01:09:57,560 Every other Thursday night is girls' night in. 1611 01:09:57,560 --> 01:10:00,970 My circle of friends, we meet up at our dear friend's condo. 1612 01:10:00,970 --> 01:10:02,590 It's a safe space. 1613 01:10:02,590 --> 01:10:03,600 We gossip. 1614 01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,210 We confide. 1615 01:10:05,210 --> 01:10:07,513 We cherish these Thursdays in Nashville. 1616 01:10:08,540 --> 01:10:10,500 Tonight, Music City was one of five 1617 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:11,803 American cities attacked. 1618 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:13,930 We don't know why. 1619 01:10:13,930 --> 01:10:15,470 We don't know who. 1620 01:10:15,470 --> 01:10:16,303 Not yet. 1621 01:10:17,190 --> 01:10:18,090 We may never know. 1622 01:10:19,580 --> 01:10:20,583 There's sickness. 1623 01:10:21,460 --> 01:10:23,070 There's fear. 1624 01:10:23,070 --> 01:10:25,448 We're on the 14th floor of a high rise, 1625 01:10:25,448 --> 01:10:27,160 and it's almost Christmas. 1626 01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:28,580 The building is half empty, 1627 01:10:28,580 --> 01:10:31,080 and some panicked and ran outside. 1628 01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:33,140 The walls rattled as they stampeded 1629 01:10:33,140 --> 01:10:35,233 like a wild herd down the stairs. 1630 01:10:36,090 --> 01:10:38,103 But others, like us, stayed put. 1631 01:10:39,020 --> 01:10:41,420 Because outside the air is too toxic to breathe. 1632 01:10:42,650 --> 01:10:44,583 We are terrified. 1633 01:10:45,470 --> 01:10:48,460 But we are not alone. 1634 01:10:48,460 --> 01:10:50,640 There's our domestic darling. 1635 01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:51,920 She used to be a child star 1636 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:54,910 and she always brings us homemade snicker doodles. 1637 01:10:54,910 --> 01:10:57,670 And she wants a baby, though she never had one. 1638 01:10:57,670 --> 01:10:59,490 But she's in a place where she can share this 1639 01:10:59,490 --> 01:11:00,830 and nobody judges her. 1640 01:11:00,830 --> 01:11:04,430 Instead, we rave about her baking skills, 1641 01:11:04,430 --> 01:11:07,040 and we tell her we love her, because we do. 1642 01:11:07,040 --> 01:11:08,554 There's our guy's girl. 1643 01:11:08,554 --> 01:11:10,870 We are her only girl friends. 1644 01:11:10,870 --> 01:11:12,343 We trust her. 1645 01:11:12,343 --> 01:11:15,540 She makes us laugh with her weird humor. 1646 01:11:15,540 --> 01:11:17,700 Occasionally she'll show her soft side 1647 01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:20,260 because she knows she can around us. 1648 01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:22,160 And she's unapologetically herself. 1649 01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:24,890 And for that we applaud her. 1650 01:11:24,890 --> 01:11:27,120 And we tell her we love her, 1651 01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:27,953 because we do. 1652 01:11:28,910 --> 01:11:31,696 Like every group, we've got a drama queen. 1653 01:11:31,696 --> 01:11:34,500 Our drama queen loves to gossip. 1654 01:11:34,500 --> 01:11:37,110 And since we've come to terms with our own mortality, 1655 01:11:37,110 --> 01:11:39,714 we've learned a lot about each other tonight. 1656 01:11:39,714 --> 01:11:41,660 We listen to her stories. 1657 01:11:41,660 --> 01:11:43,130 We share her heartbreak. 1658 01:11:43,130 --> 01:11:44,220 We indulge her. 1659 01:11:44,220 --> 01:11:45,618 We accept her. 1660 01:11:45,618 --> 01:11:48,276 We even tolerate the Kardashians. 1661 01:11:48,276 --> 01:11:50,683 And we tell her we love her, 1662 01:11:50,683 --> 01:11:51,873 because we do. 1663 01:11:52,977 --> 01:11:55,580 Our career girl owns more property than 1664 01:11:55,580 --> 01:11:56,896 all of us combined. 1665 01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:59,717 She's the definition of a boss bitch. 1666 01:11:59,717 --> 01:12:03,030 This isn't the first time I've written about her. 1667 01:12:03,030 --> 01:12:05,300 She makes time for us every other Thursday 1668 01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:07,100 as we invade her condo. 1669 01:12:07,100 --> 01:12:08,530 She orders a feast. 1670 01:12:08,530 --> 01:12:09,950 She turns off her phone. 1671 01:12:09,950 --> 01:12:10,890 She vents. 1672 01:12:10,890 --> 01:12:12,288 She brags. 1673 01:12:12,288 --> 01:12:15,483 She encourages us all to be the best that we can be. 1674 01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:19,173 Tonight she left us and she went to be with her lover. 1675 01:12:21,030 --> 01:12:22,460 We may never see her again. 1676 01:12:22,460 --> 01:12:26,140 But she left us food and water, an emergency radio, 1677 01:12:26,140 --> 01:12:30,123 four Le Labo candles, and a ridiculously comfortable bed. 1678 01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:33,759 We're not mad. 1679 01:12:33,759 --> 01:12:35,163 We want her to be happy. 1680 01:12:36,230 --> 01:12:38,140 And we tell her we love her, 1681 01:12:38,140 --> 01:12:39,400 because we do. 1682 01:12:39,400 --> 01:12:41,000 Then there's me. 1683 01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,850 I write articles like this to show that as women, 1684 01:12:43,850 --> 01:12:47,200 we can't fix the world, and we can't fix each other, 1685 01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:49,843 but we can make a difference. 1686 01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:54,492 There's a power that's really hard to describe at play here. 1687 01:12:54,492 --> 01:12:58,280 It happens when women refuse to compete with each other, 1688 01:12:58,280 --> 01:13:00,730 and instead we lift each other up. 1689 01:13:00,730 --> 01:13:01,790 We listen. 1690 01:13:01,790 --> 01:13:02,990 We commiserate. 1691 01:13:02,990 --> 01:13:04,080 We collaborate. 1692 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,070 We empathize. 1693 01:13:05,070 --> 01:13:06,140 We sympathize. 1694 01:13:06,140 --> 01:13:09,473 And dammit, we survive. 1695 01:13:13,230 --> 01:13:15,660 A while back talks of an all female reboot 1696 01:13:15,660 --> 01:13:18,180 of Lord of the Flies was circulating Hollywood. 1697 01:13:18,180 --> 01:13:20,618 Twitter blew up with responses and confusion. 1698 01:13:20,618 --> 01:13:23,230 How the hell was that supposed to work? 1699 01:13:23,230 --> 01:13:24,840 Some said that it would just be women 1700 01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,860 sitting around apologizing to each other 1701 01:13:26,860 --> 01:13:27,960 'til they're dead. 1702 01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:29,923 After tonight, I can see why. 1703 01:13:31,870 --> 01:13:36,870 See, this is the all female version of Lord of the Flies, 1704 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:39,840 except, our desert island is a condo 1705 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:41,770 in a Nashville high rise. 1706 01:13:41,770 --> 01:13:45,083 And still, we are not taking sides. 1707 01:13:45,083 --> 01:13:47,970 Instead we are doing what my favorite tweet 1708 01:13:47,970 --> 01:13:50,010 said about the reboot, and it may not be exact, 1709 01:13:50,010 --> 01:13:51,730 but I don't have the power to check my sources. 1710 01:13:51,730 --> 01:13:54,936 But it's damn close. 1711 01:13:54,936 --> 01:13:58,328 And I quote, "An all female Lord of The Flies 1712 01:13:58,328 --> 01:13:59,763 "could never work. 1713 01:13:59,763 --> 01:14:01,857 "There would be no conflict, 1714 01:14:01,857 --> 01:14:03,427 "and it would essentially become the island 1715 01:14:03,427 --> 01:14:04,977 "that Wonder Woman grew up on." 1716 01:14:05,820 --> 01:14:07,460 Hell yeah, it would. 1717 01:14:07,460 --> 01:14:11,470 So, when the dust finally settles 1718 01:14:11,470 --> 01:14:13,840 and the air clears, 1719 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,373 maybe this is paradise island. 1720 01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:19,000 Who knows what will rise from these ruins? 1721 01:14:19,890 --> 01:14:21,947 One thing that I do know, 1722 01:14:21,947 --> 01:14:23,997 is there's four of us left on the island. 1723 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:26,770 There's no Jack here. 1724 01:14:26,770 --> 01:14:29,810 No Ralph or Simon or Piggy. 1725 01:14:29,810 --> 01:14:34,810 But there's certainly more than one Wonder Woman. 1726 01:14:36,024 --> 01:14:38,274 (clapping) 1727 01:14:43,065 --> 01:14:45,070 - What do you think? 1728 01:14:45,070 --> 01:14:46,680 - You made her eyes cry. 1729 01:14:46,680 --> 01:14:48,330 - Oh Frankie, don't cry. 1730 01:14:48,330 --> 01:14:49,940 Oh my God. 1731 01:14:49,940 --> 01:14:52,120 - I can't believe that no one is gonna see that in print. 1732 01:14:52,120 --> 01:14:55,060 Oh my God, you have to get it to Boss Bitch. 1733 01:14:55,060 --> 01:14:56,570 - You have to get it to the radio station. 1734 01:14:56,570 --> 01:14:57,743 - You have to. 1735 01:14:59,540 --> 01:15:00,686 - I love you guys. 1736 01:15:00,686 --> 01:15:01,519 - I love you, too. 1737 01:15:01,519 --> 01:15:03,170 - Love you, too. 1738 01:15:03,170 --> 01:15:04,320 - I love you guys, too. 1739 01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:12,140 - Hey you guys wanna try and get some sleep? 1740 01:15:12,140 --> 01:15:13,590 It's getting kinda cold, huh? 1741 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:15,593 - Yeah. 1742 01:15:26,144 --> 01:15:28,727 (gentle music) 1743 01:15:38,980 --> 01:15:40,610 - Would anyone like to explain why there's 1744 01:15:40,610 --> 01:15:42,998 a very large penis taped to my kitchen floor? 1745 01:15:42,998 --> 01:15:45,331 (screaming) 1746 01:15:48,265 --> 01:15:49,879 - [Frankie] What are you doing here? 1747 01:15:49,879 --> 01:15:51,440 - You have to admit that was pretty good. 1748 01:15:51,440 --> 01:15:52,273 - It wasn't funny. 1749 01:15:52,273 --> 01:15:53,424 - Mel! 1750 01:15:53,424 --> 01:15:55,090 - What are you doing here? 1751 01:15:55,090 --> 01:15:56,800 - Well number one, I live here, 1752 01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,100 and two, you didn't think I was gonna 1753 01:15:58,100 --> 01:15:59,680 leave you girls behind did you? 1754 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,120 - Well... 1755 01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:02,120 - No! 1756 01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:04,990 No I have a lesbian level love for you girls, 1757 01:16:04,990 --> 01:16:06,170 you know this. 1758 01:16:06,170 --> 01:16:08,538 - So does Stacy! 1759 01:16:08,538 --> 01:16:10,263 - And maybe Frankie. 1760 01:16:10,263 --> 01:16:11,630 - Meh. 1761 01:16:11,630 --> 01:16:12,463 - Meh? 1762 01:16:12,463 --> 01:16:13,930 What do you mean meh? 1763 01:16:13,930 --> 01:16:15,721 Scoot over, get out of my bed. 1764 01:16:15,721 --> 01:16:18,017 Get out of my bed, get out of my bed. 1765 01:16:18,017 --> 01:16:19,235 - Don't let her in! 1766 01:16:19,235 --> 01:16:20,070 - Really cozy. 1767 01:16:20,070 --> 01:16:21,639 - So how was the D? 1768 01:16:21,639 --> 01:16:23,020 - Yes, details, please. 1769 01:16:23,020 --> 01:16:24,647 - Oh lady never tells. 1770 01:16:24,647 --> 01:16:25,480 - Oh come. 1771 01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:26,487 - Nothing happened. 1772 01:16:26,487 --> 01:16:27,818 - Nothing happened? 1773 01:16:27,818 --> 01:16:29,900 - We cuddled and ate an MRE. 1774 01:16:29,900 --> 01:16:31,050 - You cuddled? 1775 01:16:31,050 --> 01:16:32,579 You can't get that glow from a cuddle. 1776 01:16:32,579 --> 01:16:34,041 (laughing) 1777 01:16:34,041 --> 01:16:35,360 - Standard cuddle glove. 1778 01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:36,923 - Standard cuddle glove. 1779 01:16:38,300 --> 01:16:39,133 - SCG. 1780 01:16:44,670 --> 01:16:47,640 - Okay, we have this, plus and a few more gallons of water. 1781 01:16:47,640 --> 01:16:48,803 It's all Greg's shit. 1782 01:16:48,803 --> 01:16:50,623 He said we should just take it. 1783 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:54,001 Chicken pesto pasta. 1784 01:16:54,001 --> 01:16:55,580 - Where is he? 1785 01:16:55,580 --> 01:16:56,450 - I have no idea. 1786 01:16:56,450 --> 01:16:57,900 He wouldn't tell me where he was going 1787 01:16:57,900 --> 01:17:00,620 and I couldn't go with him. 1788 01:17:00,620 --> 01:17:02,670 I didn't want to hide in a bunker, gross. 1789 01:17:04,530 --> 01:17:05,660 - You have service? 1790 01:17:05,660 --> 01:17:06,925 - No, I was just checking. 1791 01:17:06,925 --> 01:17:08,120 I don't think so. 1792 01:17:08,120 --> 01:17:09,410 - You still have battery? 1793 01:17:09,410 --> 01:17:14,410 - Oh yeah, these shark tank lanterns have USB cords. 1794 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:15,833 - [All] What? 1795 01:17:18,090 --> 01:17:19,410 - Hey did you guys get the radio to work? 1796 01:17:19,410 --> 01:17:21,540 Have you been listening to what's going on? 1797 01:17:21,540 --> 01:17:22,551 - Some. 1798 01:17:22,551 --> 01:17:23,680 That shit's depressing. 1799 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:27,180 - Hey, if we ration, we have enough for a week. 1800 01:17:27,180 --> 01:17:29,060 They're saying a rain storm's coming tomorrow, 1801 01:17:29,060 --> 01:17:31,630 which is gonna help clear the air. 1802 01:17:31,630 --> 01:17:32,940 And then in a few more days they're gonna 1803 01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:34,150 start rescue missions. 1804 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:34,983 - Wait, really? 1805 01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:36,817 - Really. 1806 01:17:38,623 --> 01:17:40,183 - How many people died? 1807 01:17:43,800 --> 01:17:44,720 - A lot, Jilly. 1808 01:17:44,720 --> 01:17:45,703 A lot of people. 1809 01:17:48,040 --> 01:17:50,388 But, all we can do is wait. 1810 01:17:50,388 --> 01:17:53,363 It's not gonna be easy, but we just have to wait. 1811 01:17:54,630 --> 01:17:56,380 - Was there a dead guy in the hall? 1812 01:17:58,570 --> 01:18:00,915 - Just don't think of all that, okay? 1813 01:18:00,915 --> 01:18:02,390 Don't think about that stuff. 1814 01:18:02,390 --> 01:18:03,494 It's okay. 1815 01:18:03,494 --> 01:18:04,500 It's okay. 1816 01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,038 - I think you were exposed. 1817 01:18:06,038 --> 01:18:07,510 - I think we've pretty much all been 1818 01:18:07,510 --> 01:18:09,010 exposed through the air vents. 1819 01:18:09,903 --> 01:18:13,370 - Fuck, why didn't I think to cover the vents? 1820 01:18:13,370 --> 01:18:16,830 - I think you've sprayed enough Lysol to save us all. 1821 01:18:16,830 --> 01:18:17,833 - Damn right I did. 1822 01:18:20,319 --> 01:18:21,230 Here's the thing guys, 1823 01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:24,420 we've done absolutely everything we can. 1824 01:18:24,420 --> 01:18:26,360 I mean Greg and I stayed up all night 1825 01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:29,880 cleaning the entire hallway in full rubber suit, 1826 01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:32,350 and I learned a life lesson that you're only ever 1827 01:18:32,350 --> 01:18:34,010 one rubber suit adventure away 1828 01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:35,440 from fitting in your skinny jeans. 1829 01:18:35,440 --> 01:18:37,430 So, do I look thinner? 1830 01:18:37,430 --> 01:18:38,399 - Yeah girl. - Yeah. 1831 01:18:38,399 --> 01:18:39,393 - Yeah. - Really good. 1832 01:18:39,393 --> 01:18:41,240 - I feel amazing. 1833 01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:43,070 Here's the deal guys, okay. 1834 01:18:43,070 --> 01:18:45,940 There's 25 units in the building that still have tenants. 1835 01:18:45,940 --> 01:18:48,930 We went, we cleared out Greg's entire storage unit, 1836 01:18:48,930 --> 01:18:50,660 we distributed all of his supplies 1837 01:18:50,660 --> 01:18:52,390 evenly among the tenants. 1838 01:18:52,390 --> 01:18:54,050 He took enough for himself and then 1839 01:18:54,050 --> 01:18:55,090 we brought the rest here. 1840 01:18:55,090 --> 01:18:57,680 So it's just all we can do. 1841 01:18:57,680 --> 01:18:59,030 - You never left the building? 1842 01:18:59,030 --> 01:19:00,410 - No. 1843 01:19:00,410 --> 01:19:02,520 - Wait, so you were up all night distributing 1844 01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:04,230 supplies to your tenants? 1845 01:19:04,230 --> 01:19:05,063 - Yeah. 1846 01:19:08,222 --> 01:19:10,810 - I am so proud to know you right now. 1847 01:19:10,810 --> 01:19:13,040 - I mean the captain can't jump ship, right? 1848 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:15,070 Hey, I was just doing my job. 1849 01:19:15,070 --> 01:19:16,470 Plus, I love you guys. 1850 01:19:16,470 --> 01:19:18,930 There was no way in hell I was gonna leave you behind. 1851 01:19:18,930 --> 01:19:22,490 - Correction, this is the all female Dead Poets Society. 1852 01:19:22,490 --> 01:19:24,363 Oh captain, my captain. 1853 01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:30,160 - Oh captain, my captain. 1854 01:19:30,160 --> 01:19:30,993 - Yes! 1855 01:19:32,136 --> 01:19:33,920 - I know what you guys are thinking, 1856 01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:36,530 and I am not gonna stand on a chair. 1857 01:19:36,530 --> 01:19:38,900 This is more of that shit white people love. 1858 01:19:38,900 --> 01:19:39,950 - We do love it. 1859 01:19:39,950 --> 01:19:41,361 We love that shit. 1860 01:19:41,361 --> 01:19:42,673 - How can we help, Mel? 1861 01:19:43,550 --> 01:19:45,580 - I think it's all done. 1862 01:19:45,580 --> 01:19:48,580 Oh, you guys can help me hang sheets. 1863 01:19:48,580 --> 01:19:49,793 - What do you mean? 1864 01:19:49,793 --> 01:19:50,626 - Come on. 1865 01:19:52,668 --> 01:19:55,251 (gentle music) 1866 01:19:59,672 --> 01:20:02,958 - [PJ] We're going now to Mayor Stills of Nashville. 1867 01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:04,367 - [Mayor] Good morning, everyone. 1868 01:20:04,367 --> 01:20:07,100 Nashville remains under Martial Law. 1869 01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:09,790 We ask that no one within eyesight of impact 1870 01:20:09,790 --> 01:20:11,940 step outside until further notice. 1871 01:20:11,940 --> 01:20:13,860 If you are alive and safe please display 1872 01:20:13,860 --> 01:20:15,815 white material in your windows. 1873 01:20:15,815 --> 01:20:18,760 If you can write a number of people, please do so. 1874 01:20:18,760 --> 01:20:21,280 If there is injury or need of medical attention 1875 01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,805 please mark with an X. 1876 01:20:22,805 --> 01:20:25,330 If you are in need of water please mark with an H. 1877 01:20:27,100 --> 01:20:30,154 A winter storm is due to hit Nashville tonight. 1878 01:20:30,154 --> 01:20:32,090 When the storm clears, we will continue to 1879 01:20:32,090 --> 01:20:35,150 survey the damage and attempt to begin rescue missions. 1880 01:20:35,150 --> 01:20:36,030 Stay strong. 1881 01:20:36,030 --> 01:20:37,010 Stay safe. 1882 01:20:37,010 --> 01:20:37,970 Hunker down. 1883 01:20:37,970 --> 01:20:39,290 Tape your windows. 1884 01:20:39,290 --> 01:20:40,974 Let us know you're alive. 1885 01:20:40,974 --> 01:20:43,260 Government teams are working around the clock 1886 01:20:43,260 --> 01:20:45,819 to restore power and communication. 1887 01:20:45,819 --> 01:20:48,270 I'm not taking any questions at this time. 1888 01:20:51,416 --> 01:20:52,483 - Guys. 1889 01:20:54,270 --> 01:20:58,365 All of this cake we're eating is destroying my blood sugar. 1890 01:20:58,365 --> 01:20:59,420 - Oh. 1891 01:20:59,420 --> 01:21:01,048 - That's insane. 1892 01:21:01,048 --> 01:21:02,450 - Ooh. 1893 01:21:02,450 --> 01:21:03,820 Speaking of cake. 1894 01:21:03,820 --> 01:21:04,690 Melissa. 1895 01:21:04,690 --> 01:21:05,880 I've got one for you. 1896 01:21:05,880 --> 01:21:06,780 - Okay, shoot. 1897 01:21:06,780 --> 01:21:08,910 I can't wait for this. 1898 01:21:08,910 --> 01:21:13,673 - Would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake, 1899 01:21:15,310 --> 01:21:19,853 or sit on a cake and eat a dick? 1900 01:21:21,120 --> 01:21:23,973 - That's entirely dependent on whose dick? 1901 01:21:26,555 --> 01:21:28,470 - Jamie from Outlander's dick. 1902 01:21:28,470 --> 01:21:29,303 - Ooh. 1903 01:21:29,303 --> 01:21:30,690 - That's a good one. 1904 01:21:30,690 --> 01:21:31,550 Is he in a kilt? 1905 01:21:31,550 --> 01:21:32,383 - Duh. 1906 01:21:32,383 --> 01:21:35,300 - Wait, where is the uncircumcised 1907 01:21:35,300 --> 01:21:37,090 Outlander penis going when you sit on it? 1908 01:21:37,090 --> 01:21:38,373 - Ah, very important. 1909 01:21:39,500 --> 01:21:40,847 Up the butt. 1910 01:21:40,847 --> 01:21:41,820 - Oh, no. 1911 01:21:41,820 --> 01:21:42,870 - Of course it is up the butt. 1912 01:21:42,870 --> 01:21:43,703 - Fuck that. 1913 01:21:43,703 --> 01:21:45,210 I would sit on a cake and eat a dick. 1914 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:48,470 - Jillian, everyone. 1915 01:21:48,470 --> 01:21:49,688 - Oh yeah. 1916 01:21:49,688 --> 01:21:52,083 Jillian is a new woman, now, Mel. 1917 01:21:53,410 --> 01:21:54,280 - [Loren] Oh my God. 1918 01:21:54,280 --> 01:21:55,869 - Sweet little Jilly. 1919 01:21:55,869 --> 01:21:56,702 - What? 1920 01:21:56,702 --> 01:21:59,010 - Sweet Jilly not so sweet anymore. 1921 01:21:59,010 --> 01:22:00,316 - You got her. 1922 01:22:00,316 --> 01:22:02,403 Somebody get the woman some cake. 1923 01:22:05,274 --> 01:22:07,857 (gentle music) 1924 01:22:19,979 --> 01:22:22,793 Okay girls, here we go. 1925 01:22:24,464 --> 01:22:26,060 I'm gonna go sleep in my room. 1926 01:22:26,060 --> 01:22:28,350 I'll take one of you or two if you're lucky. 1927 01:22:28,350 --> 01:22:29,870 You can rock paper scissors that shit 1928 01:22:29,870 --> 01:22:33,110 or alternate nights or whatever, I don't care. 1929 01:22:33,110 --> 01:22:34,290 But I get one hour alone. 1930 01:22:34,290 --> 01:22:36,418 And I like to be the little spoon. 1931 01:22:36,418 --> 01:22:37,585 - That's fair. 1932 01:22:38,815 --> 01:22:39,648 Praise. 1933 01:22:43,548 --> 01:22:46,573 - All right everybody, as information becomes available 1934 01:22:46,573 --> 01:22:48,690 we will continue to share. 1935 01:22:48,690 --> 01:22:50,310 But me and Maggs here... 1936 01:22:56,221 --> 01:22:58,490 (sighs) 1937 01:22:58,490 --> 01:22:59,393 I'm sorry, y'all. 1938 01:23:01,883 --> 01:23:06,760 Here at WBNA FM we are not here to scare you. 1939 01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:10,053 We're sending out all of our thoughts and prayers. 1940 01:23:12,984 --> 01:23:14,513 We're with you, Nashville. 1941 01:23:20,230 --> 01:23:21,063 Tonight, 1942 01:23:24,063 --> 01:23:27,140 well tonight I just might play some more music again. 1943 01:23:29,285 --> 01:23:30,223 In fact, 1944 01:23:34,653 --> 01:23:36,913 this old man stopped by yesterday. 1945 01:23:38,211 --> 01:23:40,200 - Campbell Station. 1946 01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:41,480 - It's just one of those songs 1947 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:42,920 I think we could all use right now. 1948 01:23:42,920 --> 01:23:44,660 What do you think Maggs? 1949 01:23:44,660 --> 01:23:46,460 - I couldn't agree with you more PJ. 1950 01:23:47,900 --> 01:23:48,733 Let's hear it. 1951 01:23:52,287 --> 01:23:57,287 ♪ Hope is a promise for better days ♪ 1952 01:23:58,787 --> 01:24:03,787 ♪ I hope it's not too late to make a change ♪ 1953 01:24:06,012 --> 01:24:11,012 ♪ Something's gotta grow out of quite a mess ♪ 1954 01:24:11,650 --> 01:24:16,650 ♪ So I pray for rain ♪ 1955 01:24:19,675 --> 01:24:22,826 ♪ You know I don't mind ♪ 1956 01:24:22,826 --> 01:24:26,378 ♪ Leaving this old world behind ♪ 1957 01:24:26,378 --> 01:24:31,378 ♪ Start over this time and wash it all away ♪ 1958 01:24:33,518 --> 01:24:36,740 ♪ You know I don't mind ♪ 1959 01:24:36,740 --> 01:24:40,182 ♪ Leaving this old world behind ♪ 1960 01:24:40,182 --> 01:24:45,182 ♪ Start over this time and wash it all away ♪ 1961 01:24:46,493 --> 01:24:49,361 - You guys remember when it was okay to say retarded? 1962 01:24:49,361 --> 01:24:51,611 (laughing) 1963 01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:55,863 - You gonna go lock yourself in the bathroom and write? 1964 01:24:55,863 --> 01:24:56,790 - Hell, no. 1965 01:24:56,790 --> 01:24:57,690 It's way too cold in there. 1966 01:24:57,690 --> 01:24:59,700 - It's too cold in here. 1967 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:01,166 Hurry back! 1968 01:25:01,166 --> 01:25:02,587 - [Loren] You hurry back. 1969 01:25:02,587 --> 01:25:07,587 ♪ Is this some kind of divine intervention ♪ 1970 01:25:08,294 --> 01:25:10,221 ♪ If you're up there God ♪ 1971 01:25:10,221 --> 01:25:14,884 ♪ Well you got my attention ♪ 1972 01:25:14,884 --> 01:25:18,041 ♪ I hope it aint more of the same ♪ 1973 01:25:18,041 --> 01:25:21,912 ♪ And don't take it the wrong way ♪ 1974 01:25:21,912 --> 01:25:26,912 ♪ But do you hear me when I pray for rain ♪ 1975 01:25:29,145 --> 01:25:32,132 ♪ You know I don't mind ♪ 1976 01:25:32,132 --> 01:25:35,779 ♪ Leaving this old world behind ♪ 1977 01:25:35,779 --> 01:25:40,779 ♪ Start over this time and wash it all away ♪ 1978 01:25:42,968 --> 01:25:45,818 ♪ You know I don't mind ♪ 1979 01:25:45,818 --> 01:25:49,536 ♪ Leaving this old world behind ♪ 1980 01:25:49,536 --> 01:25:54,536 ♪ Start over this time and wash it all away ♪ 1981 01:25:56,327 --> 01:25:59,691 ♪ You know I don't mind ♪ 1982 01:25:59,691 --> 01:26:03,126 ♪ Leaving this old world behind ♪ 1983 01:26:03,126 --> 01:26:08,126 ♪ Start over this time and wash it all away ♪ 1984 01:26:16,798 --> 01:26:19,381 (upbeat music) 1985 01:26:25,107 --> 01:26:27,015 ♪ I've been told when I fight ♪ 1986 01:26:27,015 --> 01:26:29,101 ♪ I'm not very ladylike ♪ 1987 01:26:29,101 --> 01:26:31,339 ♪ I recall all the times ♪ 1988 01:26:31,339 --> 01:26:33,540 ♪ I had no other choice ♪ 1989 01:26:33,540 --> 01:26:37,570 ♪ I use my words but you don't hear a thing ♪ 1990 01:26:37,570 --> 01:26:41,967 ♪ Underneath your ocean I can't breathe ♪ 1991 01:26:41,967 --> 01:26:46,100 ♪ I will turn the tens into nines ♪ 1992 01:26:46,100 --> 01:26:47,660 ♪ Oh ♪ 1993 01:26:47,660 --> 01:26:49,736 ♪ And show you my ladylike ♪ 1994 01:26:49,736 --> 01:26:52,319 ♪ Uh uh uh oh ♪ 1995 01:26:54,633 --> 01:26:59,137 - Yeah, I get what you're saying, I just don't care. 1996 01:26:59,137 --> 01:27:00,220 (laughing) 1997 01:27:00,220 --> 01:27:01,243 - I'm sorry, what? 1998 01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:04,904 Stacey Dash wanted to eliminate slavery? 1999 01:27:04,904 --> 01:27:06,096 - [Loren] Nope. 2000 01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:08,346 (laughing) 2001 01:27:12,369 --> 01:27:14,327 - And I'm like dead ass serious. 2002 01:27:14,327 --> 01:27:16,403 - [Female] Yeah that wedgie right there. 2003 01:27:17,830 --> 01:27:20,910 Let's pick that wedgie out. 2004 01:27:20,910 --> 01:27:23,990 - Hey, I hate to break up this taco fest but... 2005 01:27:23,990 --> 01:27:25,373 Hate to break up this clam jam here. 2006 01:27:25,373 --> 01:27:28,830 Hate to break up this episode of The View but... 2007 01:27:28,830 --> 01:27:30,520 I hate to break up the titty committee here. 2008 01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:34,199 I hate to break up this flap gathering but... 2009 01:27:34,199 --> 01:27:37,199 (laughing) 2010 01:27:37,199 --> 01:27:39,900 - What are you doing, that's our bathwater in there. 2011 01:27:39,900 --> 01:27:41,118 - [Loren] Nope. 2012 01:27:41,118 --> 01:27:42,377 - What did I say? 2013 01:27:42,377 --> 01:27:43,984 - [Female] That's our bathwater. 2014 01:27:43,984 --> 01:27:45,317 (laughing) 2015 01:27:45,317 --> 01:27:47,301 That's our bathwater in there. 2016 01:27:47,301 --> 01:27:48,495 - Peen. 2017 01:27:48,495 --> 01:27:49,745 - [Loren] Peen. 2018 01:27:50,959 --> 01:27:53,342 (laughing) 2019 01:27:53,342 --> 01:27:55,633 - For some that run just got me. 2020 01:27:55,633 --> 01:27:59,725 - There's 25 units you guys with tenants... 2021 01:27:59,725 --> 01:28:01,858 (laughing) 2022 01:28:01,858 --> 01:28:04,277 - And that's okay and it doesn't mean I want... 2023 01:28:07,400 --> 01:28:09,460 - Strictly speaking from an outsider... 2024 01:28:09,460 --> 01:28:11,670 Strictly speaking from an outside perspect... 2025 01:28:11,670 --> 01:28:13,030 Strictly speaking from an... 2026 01:28:13,030 --> 01:28:15,020 It sounds to me like your mom is... 2027 01:28:16,015 --> 01:28:18,910 (laughing) 2028 01:28:18,910 --> 01:28:20,720 - Hate to break down the beaver dam here. 2029 01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:22,325 Storm the beaver lodge. 2030 01:28:22,325 --> 01:28:24,805 Storm the fucking... 2031 01:28:24,805 --> 01:28:27,099 I wanna like come in and everyone's going... 2032 01:28:27,099 --> 01:28:28,897 (laughing) 2033 01:28:28,897 --> 01:28:30,243 - It was from like another planet. 2034 01:28:30,243 --> 01:28:32,047 - Have you ever looked at your own vagina? 2035 01:28:32,047 --> 01:28:32,880 - I have. 2036 01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:33,713 Have you? 2037 01:28:33,713 --> 01:28:35,220 You stick a mirror down there. 2038 01:28:35,220 --> 01:28:37,956 - Everyone wants to see their own vagina. 2039 01:28:37,956 --> 01:28:40,332 - I try to avoid it at all costs. 2040 01:28:40,332 --> 01:28:42,453 (laughing) 2041 01:28:42,453 --> 01:28:44,578 That thing doesn't make any appearances. 2042 01:28:44,578 --> 01:28:48,800 - I just wear a mirror like all the time. 2043 01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:51,642 To happen, so we could wear that outfit. 2044 01:28:51,642 --> 01:28:53,892 (laughing) 2045 01:28:55,590 --> 01:28:56,423 - Sorry. 2046 01:29:00,436 --> 01:29:03,686 ♪ Show you my ladylike ♪