1 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:35,331 I'm singing a song! I'm singin' a song! 2 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,790 - What's going on up there? - I'm... Nothing. 3 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:41,750 Singin' a song. 4 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,719 Aloha! 5 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,514 Hi. How's Hawaii? 6 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:53,219 Uh, well, it... it's... it's okay. 7 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:56,256 My, uh... My parents are just, like, fighting with my sister 8 00:00:56,347 --> 00:00:59,097 'cause they think she's drinking too much, but... 9 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:02,939 we're all gonna pretend everything's fine and go to a luau later. 10 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,401 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 11 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:07,569 It's okay. 12 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:10,990 It's, like, what's a family vacation without a little family drama? 13 00:01:11,863 --> 00:01:15,243 - So... is a luau where you kill a pig? - Yes. 14 00:01:15,658 --> 00:01:18,498 But I only eat one tiny piece not to be culturally insensitive. 15 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:19,408 How are you? 16 00:01:20,371 --> 00:01:22,921 I got into the songwriter showcase at Paper Tiger. 17 00:01:22,999 --> 00:01:24,579 What? I knew it! 18 00:01:24,667 --> 00:01:26,457 - Will you be back in time? - Um... 19 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:30,054 Yeah, yeah, I mean, I'll just... I'll come straight from the airport. 20 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:31,465 That is so awesome. 21 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:32,549 Who else is going? 22 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:36,514 Well, uh, Moe caught Tabitha kissing her older brother yesterday 23 00:01:36,596 --> 00:01:38,926 after they'd been secretly hanging out, so... 24 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:42,639 - It's a whole drama. - Well, that's rough. I'm sorry. 25 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,903 Yeah, I think it's gonna be a while before they wanna be in the same room 26 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:46,860 with each other. 27 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:51,320 Well, I mean, maybe you could, like, Parent Trap 'em or something. 28 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:56,528 You know, the... the movie where Lindsay Lohan plays twins? 29 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:57,986 Oh, yeah, totally. 30 00:01:58,076 --> 00:01:59,536 You've never seen it, have you? 31 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,116 No. 32 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:03,964 Well, buckle up and get ready to take notes. 33 00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,827 What about your luau? 34 00:02:06,251 --> 00:02:07,591 That pig's not goin' anywhere. 35 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:16,677 Your hair looks great. 36 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:19,808 Thanks. 37 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:23,231 Do you remember when we came to the father-daughter dance here? 38 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:25,772 In sixth grade? 39 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,364 I smoked those other dads on the dance floor. 40 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:29,319 First prize. 41 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:31,649 It was a participation prize. 42 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:32,992 Yeah. 43 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:36,990 You know, we should do, um... 44 00:02:37,949 --> 00:02:39,369 We should do more stuff like that. 45 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:43,408 Which is... kind of why I wanted to see you today. 46 00:02:45,123 --> 00:02:49,003 Your mom and I have been, uh, talking about joint custody. 47 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:51,498 What did she say? 48 00:02:52,046 --> 00:02:54,546 Well, she said that it's your decision, but, uh... 49 00:02:55,466 --> 00:02:58,796 I'd really love to start spending time together again. 50 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:02,425 - Nothing has to change. - Dad, everything's changed. 51 00:03:02,515 --> 00:03:06,845 Yeah, but it doesn't need to. I mean, we can still be Tab and Dad, 52 00:03:06,936 --> 00:03:08,726 winners of the dance contest. 53 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,323 "Participants." 54 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,280 I'm trying my best here, honey. 55 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:14,782 I get that you're mad at me. 56 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,204 You've made that pretty clear 57 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,911 with the bill that you've been racking up on the AmEx. 58 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:27,786 I might have spent more than I usually do, but it wasn't that bad. 59 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:28,714 It was a lot. 60 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:32,746 Look, I didn't... I didn't wanna bring it up today. 61 00:03:32,837 --> 00:03:35,047 Yeah, well, you did, so... 62 00:03:37,967 --> 00:03:40,047 You just made it easier, I guess. 63 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:41,597 I choose Mom. 64 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,933 You can keep your country club, and... 65 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:45,515 you can keep your AmEx. 66 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,030 Fucking Ben. 67 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:00,450 You rang? 68 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:01,949 Yeah. 69 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,453 You ate all the turkey. 70 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,748 - Yeah. - Yeah, no, great, it's cool. 71 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:08,828 Just help yourself to whatever you want, whenever you want it. I'll go hungry. 72 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:10,995 Uh, who made the turkey for your little dinner party? 73 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,745 This isn't even about the turkey, Ben! 74 00:04:14,837 --> 00:04:17,757 See, this is why Tabitha and I didn't want to tell you what was going on. 75 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,090 She said you'd get crazy. 76 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:21,675 Oh, so you talked about me? 77 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:24,601 This was like some sick secret you both got off on, like, 78 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,811 "Oh, yeah, Tabitha, don't tell Moe." 79 00:04:26,891 --> 00:04:29,561 "Mm, Ben! Yeah, Moe's so crazy." 80 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:30,694 Jesus, Moe! 81 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:33,982 - Maybe this isn't about you for once. - For once? 82 00:04:34,065 --> 00:04:36,645 It is literally never about me when you're around. 83 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:38,114 What is going on in here? 84 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:39,824 Your son ate all the turkey. 85 00:04:39,904 --> 00:04:43,124 He just devours everything in sight with zero regard for anyone, 86 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,579 like some selfish, tattooed... 87 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:47,584 T. rex! 88 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,924 - Ben. - You know what? 89 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,918 Enjoy the rest of your leftovers. 90 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,389 Hey. Thanks for coming. How are you? 91 00:05:10,476 --> 00:05:11,726 I'm glad you called. 92 00:05:13,229 --> 00:05:14,439 What is she doing here? 93 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,739 So much for a casual hang at the food court. 94 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,454 Is this an ambush? 95 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,778 Surprise! I'm Parent Trapping you. 96 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,664 You know, it doesn't work if you tell us that's what's happening. 97 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:28,042 - I'm just gonna go. - No, wait. 98 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:31,909 I... You guys can't be mad at each other over this. 99 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,632 I mean, you have so much history and... friendship. 100 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,840 Well, she's not exactly sentimental, so... 101 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:41,094 Yeah, and she's not exactly the expert on me that she thinks she is. 102 00:05:41,632 --> 00:05:45,222 Okay, um, what if we take advantage of the Black Friday sales? 103 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:48,135 Stick it to late-stage capitalism together? 104 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:49,392 May the best thief win? 105 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,598 Tabitha always wins. 106 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:54,603 She takes what she wants 'cause she thinks she's entitled to it, 107 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:55,557 and everyone lets her. 108 00:05:55,646 --> 00:05:58,356 Moe, I didn't mean for this to happen. We were going to tell you. 109 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:01,441 Really? Because Ben said you didn't wanna say anything 110 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,357 because you think I'm a total psycho. 111 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:04,276 What? 112 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,324 - Told you you should've said something. - Wait. 113 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:08,493 You knew, too? 114 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:10,292 I... I mean, I... 115 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,705 Good to know where we all stand. 116 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:15,418 Moe, I'm sorry. 117 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,500 Nah. Don't even apologize. 118 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,050 It was actually my fault for ever thinking I could trust you again. 119 00:06:26,135 --> 00:06:28,755 You happy? Now she's mad at the both of us. 120 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,182 See you in school on Monday. 121 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:35,308 Three vegan taquitos! 122 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:42,437 - Thank you. - Yep. 123 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:52,199 Yeah, Dad. I'm... I'm on my way. 124 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:53,659 Bye. 125 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:02,261 - Yeah-- - Have we been to this? 126 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,548 Yeah, those tiny things. Like that. 127 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,972 - Ooh. - Santa looked skinnier this year. 128 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:09,101 - He did. - Think he got a tapeworm? 129 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,346 I don't think they have tapeworms in the North Pole, buddy. 130 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,732 Mm, I love this store. Yeah. 131 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:17,853 It says "All Local" there. Anyone ever...? 132 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,227 Not usually. She makes a lot of it herself. 133 00:07:53,389 --> 00:07:54,219 Shh. 134 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,658 Thought you had a night shift. 135 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:15,366 I never went to sleep. 136 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,081 Ben didn't come home. 137 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,374 - Where is he? - I was gonna ask you the same. 138 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:21,498 You haven't heard from him? 139 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,549 All this fighting. 140 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,344 This is not how I wanted things to be between us. 141 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:31,838 Me neither. He's... just so... 142 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,008 Willful? 143 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:33,965 I know. 144 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:37,560 I love that my kids are independent. 145 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:38,642 You've had to be. 146 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,942 But he hasn't returned calls or texts. 147 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,111 I even reached out to some of his friends. 148 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,108 What's with the Dave kid? 149 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,533 He burped right into the phone. 150 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:51,409 I will find Ben. 151 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:54,326 You just get some rest, okay? 152 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:56,325 Okay. 153 00:08:56,994 --> 00:08:58,664 But I'm leaving my ringer on, 154 00:08:59,121 --> 00:09:00,831 and you call me if you hear anything, okay? 155 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:01,785 Of course. 156 00:09:26,107 --> 00:09:28,067 - Hello, hello. - Hey. 157 00:09:28,526 --> 00:09:29,646 So, how was the retreat? 158 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:32,025 Did you bring back any crystals? 159 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:34,163 It was actually amazing. 160 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,580 Mm! 161 00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:40,044 - Lots of... radical honesty. - Mm. 162 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:43,002 But I wasn't so sure why I needed to keep chanting into my yoni. 163 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:45,712 - I mean, she's just fine as is. - Ew, Mom. 164 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:50,633 So, what's going on between you and Dad? 165 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,932 He called me to say you blew him off for Thanksgiving, 166 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:57,470 - and he's worried about your credit card. - Dad is only worried about his AmEx. 167 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,095 He's not worried about me. 168 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,309 Baby, that's not true. 169 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:03,307 He loves you more than anything. 170 00:10:03,394 --> 00:10:06,274 He just... made some mistakes. 171 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:08,475 I thought we hated him. 172 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,936 Maybe we did for a minute, 173 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,106 but the only thing hate will do is eat you up. 174 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:17,660 So... maybe it's time to give him another chance. 175 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,039 It's like they said at the retreat: 176 00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,959 when we communicate from a place of truth, 177 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:24,867 we unlock our future. 178 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,919 So, is that your yoni talking, or... 179 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:31,803 Ow. 180 00:10:39,555 --> 00:10:41,215 Check. 181 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,177 Check. 182 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:43,930 - Hey. - Hi. 183 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,268 - How are you feeling? - Um... 184 00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:47,774 uh, queasy. 185 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:52,318 That's why I brought you... this, 186 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,031 courtesy of Alaska Airlines. 187 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:56,656 - A barf bag? - Mm-hmm. 188 00:10:56,739 --> 00:10:57,909 That's so sweet. 189 00:10:58,699 --> 00:11:00,699 Are, um... Tabitha and Moe coming? 190 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,914 Uh... I set up a trap, 191 00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,575 but then I got mauled, 192 00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:07,792 which is kind of funny, actually, 'cause it happened at the mall. 193 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,165 Well, I'm... I'm sorry. 194 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:14,594 Yeah, I, um... I got you something, too, actually. 195 00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:19,389 Just, um, a thank-you for being so awesome. 196 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,512 Uh... wow, I... 197 00:11:21,597 --> 00:11:23,267 I mean, it's no barf bag. 198 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,309 Uh... what? 199 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,892 I ju-- No, I just, um... 200 00:11:26,227 --> 00:11:28,187 I've never gotten a present from a... 201 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,651 You know, and this is so fancy. 202 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,282 I, um... it was on sale. 203 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:35,146 - Black Friday. - Mm. 204 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,356 All right, performers, backstage. 205 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,572 Performers to the backstage. 206 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,372 Feels like I'm forgetting how to breathe. 207 00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:43,950 Focus on the music. 208 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,042 You're gonna be great. 209 00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:48,084 Wait, can I take your picture? 210 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:51,541 Nice. 211 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:53,625 Okay. 212 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,262 Bye. 213 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,641 Yo, asshole. 214 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,479 Your mom is worried about you. 215 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,811 Give me a sec, real quick. 216 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,283 You can't just peace out like that. 217 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,400 We always come home. That's the deal, right? 218 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,572 I'm not Dad, okay? 219 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:23,695 Yeah, well, you share his genetic predisposition for bailing, 220 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:26,501 so I just assumed you skipped town. 221 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:27,752 Look... 222 00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:30,619 I'm sorry we went behind your back. 223 00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:32,789 I just... 224 00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:37,757 I didn't want to piss you off more. You're still mad about the other thing. 225 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:41,089 For taking the fall for me when I stole. 226 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:43,045 You were on your last strike. 227 00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:45,511 What was I gonna do? Huh? 228 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:48,271 Let you go to jail? 229 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:49,600 Yeah, well... 230 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,226 Mom still sent me away, 231 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,145 and you had all those... 232 00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:56,185 dumb shoplifter meetings. 233 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,953 That part wasn't so bad. 234 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,108 I'm sorry. 235 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:04,204 Okay? 236 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:07,235 I don't want you to think you're out here all alone. 237 00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:09,662 That you can't trust anyone. 238 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:11,498 I trust people. 239 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,381 Some people. 240 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,799 Okay, a few people. 241 00:13:18,839 --> 00:13:19,719 Like... 242 00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,885 one or two, at least. 243 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,022 That's what's cool about Tabitha. 244 00:13:28,098 --> 00:13:29,348 Oh, my God. 245 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:30,637 Seriously? 246 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:34,516 She doesn't treat me like I'm always on the verge of fucking up. 247 00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:37,533 And when she looks at me... 248 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:40,188 ...she doesn't just see a... 249 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,664 What was it? 250 00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:44,699 Tattooed T. rex? 251 00:13:44,782 --> 00:13:46,162 Yeah. 252 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:47,662 I'm sorry. 253 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:55,040 I guess it's... kinda nice that you and Tabitha found each other. 254 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:58,335 It's disgusting... but nice. 255 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,086 And I... 256 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:03,381 guess I kinda... 257 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,682 have someone like that, too. I just... 258 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:13,482 I am the best version of myself through his eyes, and it... 259 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:19,069 - kinda makes me wanna be better. - See? 260 00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:21,611 That's beautiful. 261 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,034 Man, look at us. 262 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,781 All grown and shit. 263 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:36,674 Aw. 264 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,245 - I gotta go. - Okay. 265 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,840 Call Mom. 266 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,430 I will see you at home. 267 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:46,224 Love you. 268 00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:54,599 All right, folks, next up to the stage, we've got Elodie Davis. 269 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,273 Whoo-hoo! 270 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,728 - Sorry about this. - All right, you suck. 271 00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,355 Awkward. 272 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,661 - Sabine! - What? 273 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,667 What's up, Portland! 274 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,627 We love you, Sabine! 275 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:07,875 You got this. 276 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:32,950 Whoo! 277 00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,723 - This is insane. - I know. 278 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,196 Oh, my God, that was amazing. 279 00:18:38,283 --> 00:18:40,243 They loved you! They loved us! 280 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:41,501 Yeah. 281 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,328 Uh, nice ukulele, by the way. 282 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:46,629 - Oh, yeah. - I was wondering where that was. 283 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:50,923 Wait, why are you... 284 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,300 Is tour over? 285 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,091 I just came back for Thanksgiving. 286 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,973 My friend told me you were on the bill. I wasn't gonna miss it. 287 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,013 You were so good. 288 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:00,720 Well... 289 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,178 thanks for the assist. 290 00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:06,353 Uh, do you wanna go to Rushie's, get a drink, celebrate? 291 00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,396 It'll be fun. 292 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,229 Uh, no, I... I gotta find my friend. 293 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,412 Bye. 294 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:18,866 Bye. 295 00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,504 - You were incredible. - Yeah! 296 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,330 Why didn't tell us 297 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,378 you were making your motherfugging musical debut? 298 00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:32,801 - Yeah. - Um... 299 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,420 I wanted to tell you guys at the mall. 300 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:35,876 But how'd you guys find out? 301 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,506 - Jillian. - Really? 302 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,683 Where is she? 303 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:41,392 Uh, I think she left when you guys got all, like, 304 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,891 A Star-Is-Borny. 305 00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:45,023 Yeah, I mean, El, the eye contact? 306 00:19:45,475 --> 00:19:46,475 Off the charts. 307 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,898 Well, I'm gonna go find her. But I'm... I'm so glad you guys came. 308 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,364 - Bye! - Bye. 309 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,400 - Good job, man. - Thanks. 310 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,068 - Listen, I-- - I just... 311 00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:57,533 - Okay, you go. - Okay. 312 00:19:57,946 --> 00:20:02,326 I just wanna say, I am really sorry for freaking out about you and Ben. 313 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:04,749 And I'm sorry we snuck around behind your back. 314 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:06,122 I wanted to tell you, 315 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,495 but I didn't want you to think I was shingling or whatever. 316 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,753 I mean, maybe a little. 317 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,173 But you bring out something really positive in him. 318 00:20:15,255 --> 00:20:17,045 So, 319 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:20,144 if you guys want to be together, then... 320 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,049 Really? 321 00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,847 Yes, under one condition. 322 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,478 It never messes anything up between me and you again. 323 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:30,192 Got it. 324 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,190 Oh, and also, I've been saving it for therapy, 325 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:35,362 but I don't think I can afford to imagine my brother as a sexual person. 326 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,362 - Deal. - Yes. 327 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,203 Radical honesty from here on out, 328 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,068 - without the awkward details. - Yes. 329 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:43,735 Because when we communicate from a place of truth, 330 00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,655 we begin to unlock our future. 331 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,004 Come again, Yoda? 332 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:49,499 Just... something my... my mom said. 333 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,212 Nice. 334 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,376 Hey, it's Jillian. I don't listen to voicemail. Cool, bye. 335 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:06,717 Hey, it's Jillian. I don't listen to voicemail. Cool, bye. 336 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:13,810 Shit. 337 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,319 She blocked me? 338 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:21,776 Hey. 339 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,157 What's this for? 340 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,713 In case you ever go away again, you can take us with you. 341 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:34,251 Aw, Spence. 342 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,340 Where'd you get it? 343 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,013 I stole it. 344 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,892 No, no, Spence. You're... You're not allowed to steal. 345 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:47,064 Why not? You do. 346 00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,308 Ugh, I wish you'd been there. 347 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,482 - She actually gave us her blessing. - Blessing? 348 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,275 - That sounds serious. - Yeah, yeah, don't get excited. 349 00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,033 Tabitha, can you come downstairs, please? 350 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,030 Um... 351 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,065 I'll talk to you later? 352 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,702 - Yeah. - Cool. 353 00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:21,093 - Mom, what's he doing here? - It's about that credit card. 354 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,593 Yeah, I gave it back. It's not a problem. 355 00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:25,295 Except it is a problem. 356 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,925 My business manager just called. There are new charges. 357 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:30,893 Tens of thousands of dollars of new charges. 358 00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:31,854 Wait, what? 359 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:34,313 A computer at Apple, clothing at Mario's, 360 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,479 a $1,500 watch? 361 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,274 Wait, I-- 362 00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,317 I knew you were mad at your dad because I was mad, 363 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,530 but I didn't realize I'd poisoned the well this much. 364 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:43,781 This is serious, Tabitha. 365 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,362 Guys, I did not do this. 366 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:46,867 Then who did? 367 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:49,278 What, you give the credit card number to any of your friends? 368 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:50,868 No! Why would I do that? 369 00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:53,082 I don't know why. Who knows why you do anything 370 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,413 - these days. - That's enough. 371 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:59,290 We all know there's trust to rebuild in this family between all of us. 372 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:04,169 But I believe our daughter. We put her through enough, 373 00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:05,677 and she needs us right now. 374 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:11,966 You're right. 375 00:23:13,683 --> 00:23:15,233 I'll call the credit card company. 376 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:17,103 See you. 377 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,777 Dad, wait. 378 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,275 Maybe we can... 379 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,200 get dinner this weekend or something. 380 00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:31,408 Maybe we can go to that weird fusion place you like. 381 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:34,407 The place with the shabu-shabu? 382 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,369 Yeah. 383 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,050 Yo. You get your test back from Shaw? 384 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,302 Ninety-fucking-eight, boy. 385 00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:48,594 Let's go! 386 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,677 It's easier when you know the answers. 387 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,222 Dude, shut up, all right? 388 00:23:52,305 --> 00:23:53,805 Let me know if your connect 389 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:56,390 - can hook me up with a history exam. - My connect? 390 00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:00,057 Hey. 391 00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,438 It's all up here, all right? 392 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,565 Right? Am I right? 393 00:24:04,651 --> 00:24:06,031 Damn, Brady. 394 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:06,951 Later. 395 00:24:08,613 --> 00:24:09,953 Ah, hey, rock star. 396 00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:11,445 Future sister-in-law. 397 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:12,493 You're chipper. 398 00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,116 Yeah, I'm just feeling really good, 399 00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,663 you know, having cleared the air with my brother, 400 00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:18,961 with you. 401 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:22,001 Wow. Is this what healthy people feel like? 402 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,496 I wouldn't know. 403 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,257 And, um, I've been thinking a lot 404 00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:28,548 about your whole idea about radical honesty, and, uh... 405 00:24:29,342 --> 00:24:31,762 I've decided that I'm gonna come clean to Noah... 406 00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:33,675 - this afternoon. - Um... 407 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:35,427 - Wait, really? - Yep. 408 00:24:35,849 --> 00:24:37,429 Chase, the kiss... 409 00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:39,847 the blackmail. 410 00:24:40,270 --> 00:24:43,940 Yeah, if Noah is my actual boyfriend, then he deserves to know the truth. 411 00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,324 It is the only way to move forward. 412 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:47,782 From now on, 413 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,363 you are looking at the new and improved me. 414 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:52,656 Moe 2.0! 415 00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:03,456 Hi. 416 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:06,550 Mm. 417 00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:10,224 Just wondering how many unanswered texts 418 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,550 I have to send before I qualify as psycho. 419 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,217 I know the other day was... 420 00:25:17,974 --> 00:25:19,314 awkward, but I... 421 00:25:19,643 --> 00:25:21,483 I swear I didn't know Sabine was gonna be there. 422 00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:22,481 Awkward? 423 00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:26,780 Awkward is... is watching Heidi Hobart drain the spit from her trumpet. 424 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:28,489 Try... 425 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:30,741 humiliating. 426 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:33,195 I'm sorry. 427 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,078 Well, I'm not. 428 00:25:37,118 --> 00:25:39,498 I got to see the two of you together, and, uh... 429 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,502 you guys are super awesome together. 430 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:46,383 No, I... No, I was just... I was super nervous, 431 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:49,591 and... and I got, you know, caught up in the song, 432 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:53,218 but... we're, like, we're beyond broken up. 433 00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:54,681 I mean, there's nothing there. 434 00:25:55,512 --> 00:25:56,892 Didn't feel like nothing. 435 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,523 So... best of luck. 436 00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:10,903 Mr. Finch, can I see you a moment? 437 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,695 Uh, hi. What is this regarding? 438 00:26:13,905 --> 00:26:15,445 Come with me. Now. 439 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,054 - Hey. - Yo, what's going-- 440 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:42,484 What's going on? 441 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:46,191 What, can I not be excited to see my hot boyfriend? 442 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:47,611 The B-word? 443 00:26:48,023 --> 00:26:48,983 Now I'm worried. 444 00:26:49,065 --> 00:26:50,605 What? It's true. 445 00:26:50,692 --> 00:26:54,492 Noah Simos is my boyfriend! 446 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:55,911 Nobody gives a shit! 447 00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:59,623 Nice. Well, I got some news that's gonna make the day even better. 448 00:27:00,076 --> 00:27:02,326 Okay, well, I... I have a lot that I wanna tell you. 449 00:27:02,412 --> 00:27:04,622 So I found out Brady cheated on his math test, 450 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:05,959 and I turned the boy in. 451 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:07,748 - Wait, you-- - Yeah. 452 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,424 And Miss Shaw's pissed, too. 453 00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:12,299 But he's finally gonna pay for what he did, you know? 454 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:14,261 What's wrong? 455 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,092 I thought you'd be happy, you know? 456 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:18,601 He's going down. 457 00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:20,425 Um, yeah, no, that's... 458 00:27:20,555 --> 00:27:21,765 Hold on. 459 00:27:21,848 --> 00:27:23,598 ...part of what I wanted to talk to you about. 460 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:25,643 Whoa, no way! Brady's texting me right now. 461 00:27:25,727 --> 00:27:27,267 He's probably shitting his pants. 462 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:28,194 Let me see. 463 00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:30,979 Oh, my God. 464 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:35,566 What is this? 465 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,954 - That is not what it looks like. - Kissing Chase Rao? 466 00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:40,201 - People say that-- - Know what? Don't bother. 467 00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:42,373 You know, I put up with this bullshit, 468 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:43,998 the lies... 469 00:27:44,746 --> 00:27:48,326 the f... the half-assing for long enough. 470 00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:50,916 Moe, listen to me. 471 00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:52,801 We're done. 472 00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:55,884 We are done.