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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎（你生气了吗？鲁卡？
‎说真的 鲁卡 你没事吧？）

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‎（我开始担心了…）

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‎（请打给我）

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‎啊！

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‎不要这样吓我

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‎抱歉

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‎嘿 乔丹的派对是在这个周末

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‎我们还没谈过分手后
‎如何划分以前的朋友

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‎约旦让给你

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‎好吧 我猜到了

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‎不过…我知道你有多喜欢万圣节派对

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‎-派对也让给你
‎-你确定？

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‎如果你想去 我可以另作打算

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‎我不想让你觉得不自在

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‎你可以去 去吧

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‎好吧 谢了

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‎万圣节快乐

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‎他想干嘛？

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‎乔丹的万圣节派对

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‎他友善的样子怪怪的

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‎也许心理治疗对他有效

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‎我对天发誓 如果你跟布雷迪复合

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‎我会捅死你

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‎鲁卡搬走了？连床垫都搬走了？

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‎就像从来没有住过人一样

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‎-仿佛都是我的幻觉
‎-你们好

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‎他把不告而别玩出新境界了

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‎他就这样走了？你没事吧？

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‎我快疯了 我刚以为我了解他

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‎我们真能确定
‎他是他说的那种人吗？

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‎也许他遇上麻烦了

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‎当初在新墨西哥的时候
‎我认识一个高三的学生消失了八个月

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‎最后她终于回来了 所有人都确信

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‎她被外星人绑架了

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‎不 她肯定是怀孕了
‎离开学校生孩子去了

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‎-对
‎-那样更合情合理

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‎-也许我该给萨宾发短信？
‎-不要！

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‎听着 我只是需要
‎另外找件事让自己专注

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‎学习、摄影什么的

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‎但我的整个摄影作业

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‎全都是拍的鲁卡那张帅气的蠢脸

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‎绝不要把男生和作业搅在一起

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‎是啊 现在我得重新来过 拍些新照片

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‎既然鲁卡想被抹去 我可以做到

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‎姐妹们 查看一下我的万圣节派对

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‎你们没回应我的邀请

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‎但很多人说我的邀请进了垃圾邮箱

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‎所以 友情提醒：

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‎明晚在我家办派对
‎可以自己带吃的来

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‎等等 和乔丹的派对在同一晚？

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‎挑衅意味很浓啊

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‎乔丹发誓说 他的派对是星期五

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‎然后改到了星期六 完全不管

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‎我已经在网上发出了邀请

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‎但你们都会来 对吧？

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‎我去不了 也不想去

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‎塔比莎？

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‎但你会去的 对吧？

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‎抱歉 我被禁足了

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‎全都去不了

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‎进一步证明我的高三时光被诅咒了

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‎只是高三吗？

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‎我对自己发过誓

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‎永远不会在电脑室接吻

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‎知道吗？
‎我将你改造成美国热血青年的计划

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‎就快实现了

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‎用不了多久 我就会让你
‎在赛前动员会上欢呼雀跃

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‎穿着我的队服

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‎这辈子就别想了

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‎我真的无法说服你
‎参加乔丹的派对吗？

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‎拜托 情侣装我都想好了

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‎干嘛？

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‎乔丹的兄弟要从华盛顿大学
‎开车过来

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‎给我们送桶装啤酒

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‎你真可爱 以为能用啤酒说服我

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‎但我妈找了人帮她代班

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‎所以我们要和本一起看
‎《科学怪人的新娘》

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‎-抱歉
‎-好吧

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‎去陪你的家人吧

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‎也许我会给你打电话

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‎也许我会接听

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‎干嘛？

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‎这就对了 转开视线 克雷格！

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‎嘿 可以给我一个85毫米的镜头吗？

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‎你有预订吗？

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‎没有 不过可以给我吗？

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‎如果我说了算 可以给你

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‎但年鉴拍摄组享有优先权 所以…

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‎学校不提供足够的资源

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‎让我怎么完成作业？

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‎听起来这是塔比莎的问题

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‎好吧 你幸灾乐祸
‎我可以跟其他人谈谈吗？

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‎可以 你可以和我的经理谈谈

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‎也许我应该找他谈谈

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‎嗨 我是经理 请问有什么问题？

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‎我现在最不需要的就是这个

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‎给我这点工资 却要我忍受这种破事

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‎你没有工资

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‎艾洛蒂？好吧

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‎我们试试看

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‎喂 你走调了

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‎抱歉

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‎你喜欢那个吹单簧管的？

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‎我喜欢她的平凡 奇怪吧？

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‎不 我懂

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‎我的上一任女朋友让人望而生畏 但…

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‎吉莉安显得很和善

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‎平易近人

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‎那就接近她啊

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‎嗯 我不是完全确定

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‎她是哪一类人

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‎我不确定她是否喜欢女生

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‎社交媒体上有你想要的答案

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‎好吧

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‎我想这就是她

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‎她开一辆斯巴鲁

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‎大部分波特兰人都开斯巴鲁

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‎很有希望 但无法肯定

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‎她还喜欢瑞恩·高斯林的表情包

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‎这代表什么？

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‎她是个谜

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‎现在…

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‎让它…

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‎前进

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‎前进！

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‎前进！

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‎机器人听不懂

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‎显然是机械故障

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‎小莫 你有没有正确连接接线端子？

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‎有 再检查一下你的工作吧

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‎你可以看一下吗？

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‎凯蒂 算了吧
‎别指望让小莫来排除故障 毕竟她…

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‎经验有限

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‎让她看看吧 她很聪明的

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‎你的“前进”少打了“辶”

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‎肯定是键盘…

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‎黏住了

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‎是啊

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‎万圣节打算怎么过？

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‎你知道的 老一套

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‎玉米糖 南瓜…

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‎捉鬼

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‎哦 我还以为你会去乔丹家呢

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‎因为酷帅的同学都会去

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‎你觉得我酷吗？

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‎我是说…

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‎是的

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‎我不酷

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‎你才酷 所以…

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‎很酷

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‎你要去乔丹家吗？

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‎不去 我…

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‎我要去蕾切尔家 这…

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‎-更对我的胃口
‎-好

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‎她很看重这次派对

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‎对吧？我有点担心 要是我不去

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‎她可能会开着她的起亚撞死我

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‎是啊

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‎再见

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‎“捉鬼”？

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‎三、二、一

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‎-怎么样？
‎-不错

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‎好了 升起来！

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‎好吧 我要大胆地说一句
‎我们装饰好了

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‎对 第一次很好玩

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‎等着瞧吧 明晚来讨糖果的孩子
‎肯定很热闹

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‎嗯 说到这个…

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‎蕾切尔家要办派对…

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‎不行

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‎你都不让我说完

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‎你被禁足了 我不明白
‎这有什么好商量的

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‎因为我回来以后
‎你要我做的事 我全都照做了

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‎守规矩 参加互助会

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‎搞装饰

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‎你自告奋勇帮忙装饰
‎就是为了操控我吗？

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‎不是的
‎就是几个穿万圣节服装的孩子

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‎非常健康

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‎她父母也会在场

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‎我觉得 也许你认识他们 所以…

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‎也许你可以打个电话…

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‎说明情况 然后…

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‎让我去玩一两个小时

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‎拜托了

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‎不行

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‎我只有融入社会 才有可能改邪归正

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‎再说了 这可是万圣节

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‎我就拗不过你的…

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‎胳膊吗？

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‎-我们去参加蕾切尔的派对
‎-等等 为什么？

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‎我和我家的典狱长说好了
‎我可以假释一个晚上

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‎这很棒 因为

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‎我希望到时候碰见某个人

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‎哦 不像是假释 倒像是夫妻探监

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‎等一下 她是谁？

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‎我们乐队的

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‎哦 你喜欢固定类型的人

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‎不 她和萨宾不一样

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‎我甚至不确定她是同性恋

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‎但是有选择的感觉很好 懂吗？

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‎好吧 听着 我完全支持你们

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‎追求适合你们年龄的感情纠葛

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‎但是在蕾切尔家？

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‎也许会很好玩

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‎不 我已经安排好看电影了

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‎波利斯·卡洛夫、愤怒的村民

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‎用微波炉打好的爆米花加棉花糖

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‎-求你了
‎-听着 我要去

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‎再说了 我可以拍摄野生动物

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‎反正我需要新的拍摄对象

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‎好吧

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‎我去

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‎但必须让我享受到讽刺的乐趣

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‎你为了一个高中变装派对
‎放我们的鸽子？

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‎太棒了

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00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:12,987
‎滚开！我是帮朋友的忙

217
00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:14,779
‎小莫 别说脏话

218
00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,454
‎本 对妹妹好一点

219
00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:19,116
‎你不想陪老妈打发时间吗？

220
00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:22,041
‎不想 因为“老妈”
‎只想打击我的创业计划

221
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,250
‎你那个不叫创业计划 只是卖小吃

222
00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:25,420
‎又来了

223
00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,709
‎我只是说 你需要读完高中

224
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:31,133
‎懂吗？不要为了不成熟的爱好分心

225
00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,465
‎需要我提醒你摩托车的事吗？

226
00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,339
‎好吧 首先 我在说…

227
00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,270
‎我打断你们了吗？

228
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:42,731
‎多谢你打断

229
00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:47,098
‎好吧

230
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,943
‎我们穿什么去？别说性感装

231
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,694
‎我只想穿得舒服点

232
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,202
‎我有几件衣服供你选择

233
00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,874
‎好吧 你妈和小莫在玩装扮游戏

234
00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:00,789
‎可爱极了

235
00:11:03,537 --> 00:11:04,907
‎你有过重新开始的念头吗？

236
00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,384
‎一直都有

237
00:11:09,126 --> 00:11:11,956
‎你年轻时做错几件事
‎别人就认为你是这种人

238
00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:15,260
‎嗯 我懂你的意思 别人对我也有看法

239
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:18,178
‎你做错事了？

240
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,352
‎很可笑

241
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:22,716
‎男朋友的闹剧

242
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:25,692
‎但我不愿意去想这件事

243
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,437
‎想打面团吗？

244
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:32,072
‎不用了

245
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:34,736
‎来吧 憋着怨气有害健康

246
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:35,951
‎面团受得了

247
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,324
‎你打得越狠 做出来的面包越好吃

248
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:43,164
‎-好吧
‎-好吧

249
00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:49,041
‎你就这点本事？来吧 用力

250
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,035
‎好

251
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:51,246
‎拜托 你没那么弱

252
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,585
‎-使劲打
‎-我知道

253
00:11:56,924 --> 00:11:58,344
‎我想我喜欢做面包

254
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:02,425
‎嘿

255
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,885
‎不管你在做什么 停下

256
00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,597
‎我们找到舒服的衣服了

257
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,858
‎你们太漂亮了

258
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,114
‎我的手机呢？

259
00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:18,363
‎我要拍张照片贴在护士站

260
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:22,196
‎等一下 这算是情侣装吗？

261
00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:23,737
‎-天啊
‎-对

262
00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:26,196
‎你俩就像一对牙科保健员

263
00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,290
‎-女士们…
‎-对 你看起来…

264
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,495
‎搞什么鬼？

265
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,209
‎现在你是急诊科护士了

266
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,878
‎-你因为医疗事故被人告了
‎-好

267
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,216
‎你们啊…

268
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,302
‎那是干净的手术服

269
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,141
‎-对不起 妈
‎-对不起 妈

270
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:49,598
‎所以你们会一直在这里 对吧？
‎没人会离开 我可以信任…

271
00:12:49,685 --> 00:12:50,515
‎是的

272
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,613
‎因为我有点怀疑她会离开…

273
00:12:54,064 --> 00:12:57,284
‎我不是故意要做出一副
‎过度保护的父亲的样子

274
00:12:57,359 --> 00:12:58,609
‎衣服选得不错

275
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:00,913
‎嗯 是我继母的

276
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:02,489
‎这是沙拉吗？

277
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,743
‎-怎么才来这几个人？
‎-时间还早

278
00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:07,695
‎不 看来你没搞懂事情的严重性

279
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,160
‎十月份将为剩下的高中生涯奠定基调

280
00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,867
‎我只有这段时间…不

281
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:15,086
‎只有这个晚上来纠正错误

282
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:22,341
‎嗯 小姐 看来你在这里
‎不会捅出大漏子

283
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:25,599
‎那是沙拉吗？

284
00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:27,099
‎我会乖乖的

285
00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:30,429
‎我会在90分钟后准时来接你

286
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:32,942
‎时钟设好了

287
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:34,360
‎不要让我后悔

288
00:13:41,278 --> 00:13:43,028
‎嘿 你知道吉莉安还来吗？

289
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,833
‎她接受了邀请 要是不来 她就死定了

290
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,121
‎我认识人

291
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,002
‎这也太惨了 让人不忍嘲笑

292
00:13:59,129 --> 00:13:59,959
‎幸好…

293
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:02,473
‎我带了龙舌兰酒

294
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:05,548
‎小莫 头偏一点

295
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:07,970
‎很好！

296
00:14:08,222 --> 00:14:10,062
‎等一下 让我看看

297
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,731
‎你们赶来了！

298
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,230
‎哇 你看起来…

299
00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,984
‎像是迪士尼的同性恋公主

300
00:14:18,065 --> 00:14:18,895
‎惟妙惟肖

301
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,895
‎那个女生呢？

302
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,820
‎对 我是说 很好

303
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:27,619
‎我还指望从她的装扮看出端倪呢

304
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,540
‎结果什么都看不出来

305
00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,658
‎-你和她交谈过吗？
‎-还没有

306
00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:32,825
‎等等 那你有何打算？

307
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,253
‎没有打算 只觉得慌

308
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,291
‎别慌 过去问她几个问题

309
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,535
‎或者试着无视她

310
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,416
‎看能不能营造出神秘的氛围

311
00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:40,963
‎小莫 我们没时间搞那一套

312
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,336
‎-去试探一下她的态度
‎-或者看看能否和她攀谈

313
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,136
‎-问问题 装神秘 和她攀谈
‎-对

314
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,298
‎你可以的

315
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,050
‎好

316
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:51,723
‎嘿 你来了

317
00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:54,354
‎-衣服不错 粉色很好看
‎-嘿

318
00:14:57,021 --> 00:15:00,821
‎我听说这里有个棚屋

319
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,860
‎要不要…

320
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:03,986
‎去看看？

321
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,237
‎什么？棚…

322
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,741
‎或者…

323
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,162
‎我很喜欢这身梅莉迪丝·格蕾打扮
‎可以聊一下吗？

324
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,746
‎-祝你好运
‎-我读过一篇关于“女性棚屋”的文章

325
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,168
‎然后…我一直想建一个

326
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:22,304
‎我是说 我没有棚屋 所以…

327
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:34,183
‎怎么样 前井？

328
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:37,849
‎“前进”缺了“辶” 很好笑

329
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,943
‎你这身装扮有点缺乏想象力

330
00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,362
‎你突然间变得无处不在了

331
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,940
‎你就像是频率错觉的活生生的例子

332
00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,532
‎也可能我是派对的灵魂

333
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,368
‎谁想醉一场？

334
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,987
‎乔丹的派对已经有自己的标签了

335
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,998
‎#乔丹的夜班

336
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,290
‎而且大受追捧

337
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,127
‎我怎么和他竞争？

338
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,839
‎你能不能在照片墙上发几张照片
‎附上我家的位置？

339
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,800
‎听着 我最近不想发照片 所以…

340
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,970
‎你有如此大的势力 却见死不救？

341
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:11,218
‎也许你已经过气了
‎但你发的东西还是很受欢迎

342
00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:14,427
‎好吧

343
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:15,892
‎我可以帮忙

344
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,435
‎但你得把监视我们的父母弄走

345
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:19,599
‎马上照办

346
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,193
‎爸爸们 你们得去一趟商店
‎我们需要鹰嘴豆泥

347
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,203
‎舔！喝！

348
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:32,695
‎吸！

349
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,370
‎好辣

350
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,036
‎如此简单的三步算法

351
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:42,754
‎-你想剥夺喝酒的乐趣吗？
‎-我只是建议

352
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,085
‎把算法弄得复杂一点

353
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:53,510
‎你喜欢童话故事？

354
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:54,561
‎不

355
00:16:54,972 --> 00:16:56,472
‎我没有服装

356
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,677
‎这件是我继母的 她借给我的

357
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:00,227
‎其实是个完整的故事

358
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,730
‎我弟弟是一条龙

359
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,767
‎有一对巨大的龙翼

360
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,396
‎然后 对…

361
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,610
‎我爸爸是个骑士

362
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:12,034
‎这合情合理 因为他保护欲超强

363
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:13,494
‎喂 酒桶放在哪里？

364
00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:15,331
‎塔比莎来了？

365
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,038
‎我好像见到大麻了

366
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,625
‎我父母坚持要
‎先给蕾切尔的爸爸们打电话

367
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,961
‎然后才考虑允许我来 所以…

368
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,667
‎对 我也是

369
00:17:29,923 --> 00:17:32,093
‎我爸爸还跟着来了 所以…

370
00:17:34,094 --> 00:17:35,354
‎很奇怪

371
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:38,523
‎西班牙语预修课的吉莉安
‎是派对达人

372
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,929
‎过来跳舞吧 美女

373
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,225
‎蕾切尔的父母呢？

374
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:30,733
‎你觉得能行吗？

375
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,398
‎你全都拼对了吗？

376
00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:35,276
‎好吧！

377
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:37,655
‎耶！

378
00:18:37,741 --> 00:18:41,291
‎前井！

379
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,804
‎好 再来一次！

380
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,590
‎前井！

381
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,677
‎-前井！
‎-小莫

382
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:00,429
‎你来了！

383
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,812
‎可以聊一下吗？

384
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:05,140
‎前井！

385
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,233
‎什么叫“前井”？

386
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,484
‎你不会明白的

387
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,070
‎你扮的是什么？

388
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:13,992
‎独角鲸

389
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:15,243
‎还记得吗？

390
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,320
‎那晚在拉维家？

391
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,951
‎噢 对！

392
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,584
‎乔丹家的派对怎么了？

393
00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,247
‎华盛顿大学的啤酒没送来吗？

394
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,461
‎被警察来打断了 所有人都来这儿了

395
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,922
‎你不是在家看
‎《科学怪人的新娘》吗？

396
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,960
‎临时延期了 对 艾洛蒂需要我

397
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:38,548
‎所以为了艾洛蒂
‎你放弃了陪家人的计划？

398
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,298
‎是啊 有问题吗？

399
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,259
‎问…我约过你！

400
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,177
‎抱歉

401
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,225
‎我不想跟你参加运动员派对

402
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,190
‎看你玩可笑的喝酒游戏

403
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,980
‎小莫 到你了！

404
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:53,233
‎你打算玩你那可笑的喝酒游戏吗？

405
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,994
‎我们想了个办法 让游戏更智能

406
00:19:57,112 --> 00:19:59,362
‎如果你给我发短信 我会来的

407
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,528
‎我没想到！

408
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,406
‎谈恋爱的诀窍就是

409
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:06,289
‎如果你考虑对方
‎感情会更融洽 懂吗？

410
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,751
‎小莫！

411
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,877
‎算了 去吧！去玩你有趣的喝酒游戏

412
00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:11,789
‎玩得开心

413
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,795
‎别生气嘛！

414
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,256
‎小莫 我们得走了 你看

415
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,887
‎-什么？
‎-我做不到

416
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:26,681
‎该结束了

417
00:20:32,689 --> 00:20:34,569
‎我猜塔比莎还有一些影响力

418
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,900
‎我报警举报了乔丹的派对

419
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,612
‎太狠了

420
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,546
‎-嘿
‎-嘿

421
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,967
‎你在这里啊 情况如何？

422
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,216
‎我看是没戏了

423
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:10,307
‎而且我爸快到了
‎我不想让他见到这幅场景

424
00:21:11,186 --> 00:21:12,436
‎我们也正要走

425
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,981
‎对 布雷迪来了
‎龙舌兰酒喝多了 我要尿尿

426
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:17,895
‎我马上回来 一会儿见

427
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:18,815
‎再见

428
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:20,743
‎好吧

429
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,486
‎为了纪念你的舞会之夜 过来

430
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:25,414
‎谢谢

431
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,365
‎再见

432
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,209
‎嘿 你要走了？

433
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:35,915
‎嗯

434
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,303
‎该回家了 不然我会变成南瓜

435
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,967
‎好吧 今晚和你聊得很开心

436
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:43,798
‎我也是

437
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:49,729
‎之前我本来想说
‎你这身宇航员打扮很好看

438
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,138
‎哦 谢谢

439
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,060
‎我其实…我扮的是萨莉·莱德

440
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:54,687
‎第一个进入太空的女性

441
00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:57,110
‎第一个进入太空的女同性恋

442
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:58,573
‎对

443
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,647
‎对 我是说 大部分人并不知道这一点

444
00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,410
‎而且她当时还没有出柜 所以…

445
00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:23,801
‎我得走了

446
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,303
‎好的 那就学校见了

447
00:22:27,929 --> 00:22:28,929
‎嗯 那是肯定的

448
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,389
‎好

449
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:32,523
‎再见

450
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:49,366
‎喝！

451
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,373
‎我知道 对吧？

452
00:22:57,209 --> 00:23:00,089
‎（塔比莎：你在哪儿？）

453
00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:02,554
‎你真好心 刚才帮蕾切尔

454
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,133
‎嗯 她需要胜利

455
00:23:04,841 --> 00:23:07,641
‎对不起 之前我刁难你 不让你借镜头

456
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:09,098
‎不 没关系

457
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:12,389
‎我去的时候一副盛气凌人的样子
‎我已经解决了

458
00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:14,639
‎是啊 一副大摄影师的派头！

459
00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:15,596
‎是啊

460
00:23:15,852 --> 00:23:19,482
‎你应该考虑加入年鉴拍摄组
‎那样就能优先借到好镜头

461
00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:21,480
‎我考虑一下

462
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:24,690
‎（塔比莎：你在哪儿？）

463
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:28,741
‎（小莫：说来话长 我马上到）

464
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,669
‎说来好笑

465
00:23:37,624 --> 00:23:39,714
‎最终我们参加了同一个万圣节派对

466
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:41,877
‎像以前一样

467
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:43,918
‎我是说…

468
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:45,835
‎我得承认 感觉有点怪

469
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,224
‎我们没穿情侣装

470
00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:50,049
‎不过…

471
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:54,267
‎我也不知道 我们可以说
‎我们是应急人员之类的

472
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,809
‎你和凯拉一起来的？

473
00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,314
‎对 怎么 你吃醋了？

474
00:23:57,811 --> 00:24:01,021
‎布雷迪 听着 这是不可能的

475
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,186
‎为什么？

476
00:24:02,983 --> 00:24:04,993
‎你让我做的事 我全做了 好吗？

477
00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,898
‎我在改正缺点

478
00:24:07,070 --> 00:24:11,030
‎-思考如何恋爱
‎-布雷迪 你就不应该谈恋爱

479
00:24:12,492 --> 00:24:13,372
‎塔比莎 来吧

480
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,464
‎-我们走
‎-嘿 我们正在谈话呢

481
00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:18,576
‎好吗？你最好少管闲事

482
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:22,752
‎嘿 那边好像有一只小猫
‎困在树上了

483
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,086
‎知道吗？都是因为你

484
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,467
‎对 我和塔比莎本来好好的

485
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,089
‎直到你回到她的生活中

486
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,644
‎拜托 负点责任吧

487
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,220
‎不！

488
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:36,305
‎-你他妈的才应该负起责任！
‎-布雷迪 退后！

489
00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,060
‎不要惹我

490
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,773
‎也不要惹我的朋友！

491
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:40,733
‎-懂吗？
‎-布雷迪?

492
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:43,401
‎布雷迪？怎么回事？

493
00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:47,895
‎没事 宝贝

494
00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:50,661
‎我们走

495
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:30,382
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