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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎我只是…我想让你教我怎么做

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‎我也想 但这里不行

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‎好

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‎（爱你的身体）

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‎你觉得我能让蝴蝶发卡走红吗？

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‎要是能掀起新的时尚潮流
‎绝对能大大提升我的社会地位

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‎还记得凯拉让发带再次走红吗？

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‎天才

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‎真希望我们能去一个
‎没有人撒尿的二人世界

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‎这是什么？

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‎锐滋巧克力豆 用来讲和的

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‎我还以为你再也不会理我了呢

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‎我…

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‎我比赛时反应过激了

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‎我当时肾上腺素飙升

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‎再加上有球探观赛什么的…

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‎我…

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‎但我不该那样跟你说话

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‎我知道你只是想支持我

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‎对不起

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‎我也对不起

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‎好消息是

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‎球探会来看半决赛

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‎所以我还有机会

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‎到时候我一定带上扩音器

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‎还有大大的泡沫手指

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‎那我们没事了？

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‎我们…

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‎完全没事了

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‎（本：昨天很有趣…
‎笑得我现在腮帮子还在疼）

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‎（我也是）

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‎（对了 你发的烹饪课链接很棒）

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‎-嘿
‎-嘿

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‎给谁发短信呢？

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‎没谁 嗯
‎艾洛蒂和她的互助人见面是在10:30

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‎也就是说 我们可能会晚一点
‎去看机器人竞赛

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‎姐们儿 不 你们真的不用来

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‎不 我不想错过 再说我喜欢机器人

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‎不 你才不喜欢呢

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‎小艾？

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‎我的恋情现在真的是掉进厕所了

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‎什么？

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‎显然 水獭擎天柱将击垮葛簇特

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‎谁会为机器人取名叫葛簇特？

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‎这甚至不是双关语

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‎对吧？

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‎-不会是我没听懂笑话吧？
‎-不是 就是很挫 像阿明一样

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‎他在兴趣营管他的机器人叫伊迪丝

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‎显然他对老太太有性趣

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‎老天爷

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‎-鬼鬼祟祟
‎-小莫

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‎很高兴见到你

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‎我需要你帮个忙

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‎我宁愿吃掉自己的结肠 也不帮你

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‎说话真毒辣

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‎快期中考试了

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‎考试成绩对于我
‎申请斯坦福大学影响很大

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‎所以如果你今天

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‎趁你们玩小机器人的时候

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‎从肖老师的笔记本电脑里
‎偷到试题 我会很高兴

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‎生吃

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‎我宁愿生吃自己的结肠

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‎对 不 我完全理解…

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‎但这是你欠我的

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‎有意思 我不欠你

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‎听着 我设了一个匿名的网盘账号

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‎好吗？这是链接

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‎我知道一些你不想让诺亚知道的事

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‎去死吧

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‎好 走着瞧

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‎这个位置有人吗？

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‎嗯 蔡斯 不行 我真的需要一点空间

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‎当然 好 没问题 你需要专注

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‎-你需要专注在比赛上
‎-对

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‎我也是 我懂

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‎别为我分心…直到比赛结束

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‎很奇怪 最近我没有偷东西的欲望

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‎很高兴听你这样说

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‎对 最近我忙着和朋友在一起
‎忙着学习

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‎纸老虎搞了一个歌曲创作比赛

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‎我很想试试

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‎搞创作

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‎与世界分享自己
‎这对于释放情绪非常有帮助

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‎所以我选择做陶艺

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‎你的戒瘾步骤完成得怎么样了？

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‎不错 正在按部就班地做

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‎-我现在有支持系统了
‎-太好了

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‎不过有时候在康复早期…

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‎你可能会觉得状态很好
‎其实没那么好

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‎我们称之为“粉色云彩”

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‎波特兰需要几朵粉色云彩

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‎考虑到你不会参加稍后的聚会
‎我带了这个给你 然后…

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‎我不会哭

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‎这是你戒瘾30天的牌子

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‎你让我感到无比骄傲

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‎（30天）

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‎你成长了很多

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‎而且这只是开始

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‎欢迎来到克拉克马斯

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‎华盛顿及姆尔特诺默县
‎地区机器人竞赛！

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‎12支队伍 三轮比赛 一个冠军

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‎你们能闻出机器人正在做什么菜吗？

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‎左边太重了！

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‎下一场捉对厮杀的是
‎鲁思·博特·金斯伯格和佛克！

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‎（布雷迪：想想看 如果诺亚见到）

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‎（你和小谢尔顿接吻
‎他会多么失望）

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‎惨了

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‎怎样让这东西平衡？

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‎等一下 你在干嘛？

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‎你考虑过这对于重心的影响吗？

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‎是的 我考虑过对于重心的影响
‎没问题

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‎太高了 会翻的

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‎对吧 小莫？

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‎喂？小莫！

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‎对 见鬼…那个…

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‎螺栓松了 我得去拿线缆

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‎我马上回来

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‎肖老师 线缆松了

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‎我想去房间拿六角扳手 行吗？

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‎快去快回

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‎嘿

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‎-嘿
‎-你在干嘛？

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‎我来拿一条新线缆

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‎从肖老师的笔记本电脑里拿？

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‎对 我想再检查一遍电路图

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‎听着 刚才我看出来了 你不在状态

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‎我也是 所以我在想
‎也许我们可以把话说清楚

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‎你知道 关于那天…

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‎我们脸挨着脸…

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‎以及舌头的事？

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‎天啊

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‎我懂 我也有这种感觉！

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‎但今天我们必须盯着大奖

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‎阿明·米尼汉 也就是我的劲敌

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‎是北克拉克马斯队的

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‎去年夏天的机器人营
‎我以三分之差输给了他

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‎要是我在比赛中
‎早点让我的机器人往上半厘米

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‎我就会以六分之差获胜

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‎所以他根本不算赢！

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‎听着 要是我们不能
‎打败阿明和他的老太太机器人

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‎我就没脸回机器人营了

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‎所以我在想

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‎这件事必须放一放

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‎仅限比赛期间
‎比赛结束后 我们可以…

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‎蔡斯…

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‎我有男朋友了

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‎我以为你们分手了

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‎我也这样以为 但我们没有

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‎对

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‎所以…

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‎所以…

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‎你和我…

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‎做朋友吧？

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‎比起做敌人还是进了一步

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‎好吧

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‎不如这样 你回到赛场上

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‎我保证 我们会碾压那个家伙

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‎-他的老太太机器人…
‎-不！

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‎不行！我不许任何人
‎在我的眼皮底下怀孕！

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‎好吧 不 不是这样…

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‎把你的房卡给我

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‎-从现在起 谁都不许进这个房间
‎-嗯 可是我…

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‎帮我拿上六角扳手 然后出去！

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‎两个都是！

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‎出去 快点！

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‎30天了？

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‎真是太好了

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‎没想到我能做到

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‎不客气

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‎事情开始走上正轨了

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‎是啊

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‎要是能和吉莉安一起
‎去厕所以外的地方玩

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‎人生就完美了

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‎干嘛不邀请她去酒店？

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‎我们年龄不够 开不了房间吧？

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‎对哦

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‎说实话 我有点…

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‎一想到和她独处 我有点紧张

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‎什么？为什么？

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‎我觉得她认为我超有经验
‎因为萨宾的事 而我…

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‎不敢告诉她 其实我没有经验

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‎那就坦白告诉她

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‎我是说 她会理解的

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‎是否需要我
‎朗读来自本·特鲁克斯的短信？

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‎-不要！
‎-要！

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‎本·特鲁克斯说：“关心你的脸颊”

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‎“脸颊”？

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‎这是个玩笑

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‎那你把线拔了 是因为…

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‎因为这不算什么

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‎如果不是你的电话响个不停
‎我会觉得更有说服力

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‎那天我和他心情都不好

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‎都很饿 我们去吃东西

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‎然后…

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‎我们聊了起来

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‎感觉有点暧昧 但什么事都没发生

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‎小莫知道吗？

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‎听着 我11岁就开始喜欢他了

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‎不算什么

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‎好吧

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‎可是如果不算什么变成了有什么
‎你一定要告诉她

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‎你知道我是谁吗？我是学生大使

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‎所以快把房卡给我 好吗？334房

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‎抱歉 那个房间
‎只登记了肖老师一个客人

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‎好吧 那332房呢？

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‎请你走开

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‎好吧 听着 你不明白 我有急事

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‎下一场比赛选手是
‎东华盛顿高中和湖岸中学

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‎可恶

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‎嗨 你好

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‎（你男朋友好像挺开心的）

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‎（你觉得照片公开后
‎他会是什么表情？）

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00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:52,936
‎（给你两个小时）

215
00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:55,147
‎-嘿 小莫
‎-好吧 听着 你不明白

216
00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,777
‎好吧 听着 这事…
‎我现在命悬一线 懂吗？拜托了

217
00:10:57,865 --> 00:11:00,195
‎孩子 不行 我是不会给你房卡的

218
00:11:00,284 --> 00:11:01,794
‎-求你了
‎-小莫

219
00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:04,579
‎她真是…我…

220
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,794
‎没事的 我们走吧

221
00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:10,538
‎蔡斯吻了我

222
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,091
‎我也吻了他

223
00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,343
‎蔡斯·拉奥？

224
00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,260
‎你怎么不告诉我们？

225
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,513
‎这又不是什么光彩的事

226
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:22,391
‎现在惹出大麻烦了 听着

227
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,233
‎布雷迪有一张我们接吻的照片

228
00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,518
‎要是我今天不帮他偷到期中考的试题

229
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:27,849
‎他会把照片拿给诺亚看

230
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,937
‎等等 布雷迪勒索你？

231
00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:34,193
‎我怎么会让事情搞成这样？

232
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,527
‎诺亚…

233
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,616
‎他那么贴心 那么信任我 我却…

234
00:11:40,783 --> 00:11:42,913
‎我当时真的以为我们分手了 而且…

235
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:47,457
‎我以前犯过大错
‎这件事会终结我们的感情

236
00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,830
‎-肯定会
‎-没事的 过来

237
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,970
‎我要缺席比赛了 我会想到办法的

238
00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,338
‎不 你的队伍需要你 我是说

239
00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,675
‎我们一定有办法阻止布雷迪

240
00:12:00,010 --> 00:12:01,260
‎或者劝他别这样做 或者…

241
00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:04,005
‎是啊 布雷迪是出了名的通情达理

242
00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:09,151
‎那我们帮你去偷试卷

243
00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,936
‎我…艾洛蒂不行 但我行

244
00:12:13,482 --> 00:12:15,532
‎她刚拿到戒瘾30天的牌子

245
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:16,569
‎什么？

246
00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:18,607
‎不 这真是太棒了

247
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,946
‎你们表现太棒了

248
00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:24,951
‎不！那个…绝不能让你们帮我偷东西

249
00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:27,865
‎听着 布雷迪这样做都是因为我
‎他害你失去了去韩国的机会

250
00:12:27,955 --> 00:12:29,495
‎我不能让他害你失去诺亚

251
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,835
‎对 我想帮忙 我可以打掩护

252
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,304
‎不好说 感觉像是灰色地带

253
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,923
‎确实是 但不算偷东西

254
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:39,842
‎你打算怎么做？

255
00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,585
‎我不知道

256
00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:43,886
‎前台行不通

257
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:47,311
‎肖老师把334房的房卡全都收走了
‎所以我…

258
00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,273
‎我打开了通往隔壁房间的门
‎正在接着想办法

259
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:54,768
‎听着 如果你能拿到肖老师的电脑
‎剩下的事可以交给我

260
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,689
‎打开了通往隔壁房间的门

261
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,936
‎好 我们会成功的

262
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,778
‎好 就这么办

263
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:03,123
‎过来 没事的

264
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,411
‎我们应该偷保洁员的钥匙

265
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,535
‎他们把钥匙挂在腰上

266
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,332
‎我们需要搞清楚谁住在那个房间

267
00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:17,247
‎恶心 小艾！

268
00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,588
‎要是你饿了
‎这里肯定有自动贩卖机之类的

269
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,183
‎客房服务

270
00:13:30,976 --> 00:13:34,306
‎我没有订餐
‎这条裙子我几乎穿不进去

271
00:13:34,396 --> 00:13:36,896
‎拍完照片之前 我是不会吃东西的

272
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,283
‎还有15分钟就要拍了 见鬼！

273
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:50,701
‎你是说 我无法租小鸟公司的电单车
‎去马特诺玛瀑布？

274
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:52,712
‎好吧 那莱姆电单车呢？

275
00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:55,384
‎你在干什么？你…

276
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:00,554
‎（地区机器人竞赛）

277
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:12,350
‎耶！

278
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:16,109
‎耶！

279
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,815
‎拍照吗？

280
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,295
‎请问

281
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,852
‎你是新郎的亲友 还是新娘的亲友？

282
00:14:53,517 --> 00:14:54,347
‎新娘的亲友

283
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,561
‎难怪我没见过你

284
00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:00,186
‎来吧 见见大家

285
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,154
‎不 我不行…

286
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:14,196
‎耶！

287
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,002
‎（水獭擎天柱必胜！）

288
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:22,086
‎塔比莎大概什么时候到？
‎还有十分钟就是最后一轮了

289
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:24,133
‎好吧 我去看看她

290
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,798
‎请让一下

291
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,358
‎-给我就行了
‎-终于！

292
00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,527
‎我14分钟前就该休息了

293
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,330
‎等一下 你的马甲呢？

294
00:15:52,409 --> 00:15:54,289
‎算了 不用了

295
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:56,285
‎给你

296
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,844
‎-小乳蛋饼要吗？
‎-什么馅的？

297
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:09,546
‎主要是芝士

298
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:10,642
‎也许吧

299
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,394
‎把房卡给我

300
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,522
‎好 笑一个

301
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,058
‎非常好

302
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:49,092
‎艾洛蒂？

303
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,894
‎对 塔比莎正在婚礼上敬酒
‎但我在这里

304
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,554
‎-我该怎么做？
‎-好 对

305
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,098
‎-下载“模拟屏幕”软件…
‎-大家各就各位！

306
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:57,641
‎好戏要开场了！

307
00:16:57,725 --> 00:16:59,345
‎（模拟屏幕  让屏幕分享变得简单）

308
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,855
‎水獭擎天柱和葛簇特谁将获胜？

309
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:04,728
‎驾驶员 各就各位！

310
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:09,025
‎最后一轮将在600亿纳秒后开始！

311
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,239
‎-好了
‎-现在点击允许…

312
00:17:12,656 --> 00:17:13,486
‎等一下

313
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,164
‎我需要用电脑 很快就好

314
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,242
‎-但我们该上场了
‎-对 我知道 可是…

315
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:18,831
‎蔡斯！

316
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,464
‎我觉得这一轮应该由你来驾驶
‎我来操作

317
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,421
‎但对手是北克拉克马斯 而且是决赛

318
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:26,461
‎你今天一直发挥出色
‎何必添加变数呢？

319
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,375
‎好 蔡斯…

320
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:28,343
‎蔡斯

321
00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:29,882
‎你可以的

322
00:17:30,507 --> 00:17:31,837
‎拿下那个老太太

323
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,850
‎好了 把电脑给我

324
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,425
‎对

325
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:39,351
‎好蔡斯

326
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,773
‎拿上操纵杆

327
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,478
‎好

328
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,812
‎你一定行！

329
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,437
‎三、二、一 开始！

330
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:55,865
‎艾洛蒂 开始

331
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:59,874
‎（在肖的电脑上启动模拟？
‎接受）

332
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,623
‎不 我们被货物顶起来了

333
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,539
‎放下进气口

334
00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,589
‎向前开

335
00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:47,917
‎（吉莉安 真希望你在这里）

336
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,441
‎（云盘 将文件发送给任何人
‎任何地方）

337
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:10,571
‎好了

338
00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:30,631
‎我错过什么了？

339
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,420
‎-没错过什么
‎-你怎么来了？

340
00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:34,844
‎还拿着花？

341
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:36,302
‎给你的

342
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:38,758
‎开玩笑的

343
00:19:39,887 --> 00:19:41,427
‎我妈叫我来给小莫送花

344
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,680
‎她无法观看她的比赛 觉得很抱歉

345
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,024
‎不过 哎呀 我忘了穿燕尾服了

346
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:50,483
‎嗯 我要去一个婚礼上蹭吃蹭喝

347
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,201
‎（吉莉安：20分钟后到！）

348
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,580
‎哈伯！

349
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,285
‎对！加油！

350
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,584
‎升降臂失灵了！

351
00:20:12,002 --> 00:20:12,882
‎加油！

352
00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:14,802
‎加油

353
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,182
‎耶！

354
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,180
‎认输吧 阿明·米尼汉！

355
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:29,305
‎获胜者是水獭擎天柱！

356
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,734
‎谢谢你让我来驾驶

357
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,403
‎好了

358
00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:40,908
‎当心那个箱子 底部有条裂纹

359
00:20:46,620 --> 00:20:47,620
‎嘿！

360
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,960
‎你们俩…真是天才！

361
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:54,341
‎现在我猜 唯一的问题是
‎怎样把照片从布雷迪手上拿回来？

362
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:55,670
‎侵入云盘？

363
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,545
‎好 我还有一个问题

364
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:02,892
‎我和吉莉安开玩笑 邀请她过来

365
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:05,220
‎结果她真的来了

366
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,216
‎我该怎么办？

367
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:11,404
‎瞧

368
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:14,015
‎要是那个伴娘回来怎么办？

369
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,356
‎小莫 我们该走了

370
00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:18,356
‎隔壁房间没人

371
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:21,696
‎走吧！

372
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,616
‎你不必一次把所有事都做了
‎你知道吧？

373
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:28,122
‎我等你

374
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:29,907
‎去吧

375
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,289
‎好

376
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,416
‎嘿 你好

377
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,177
‎你在这里干什么？

378
00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:50,230
‎我花了30分钟 跳着玛格丽娜舞
‎在隔壁找你

379
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:52,693
‎你的裙子呢？

380
00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:54,769
‎不符合我的风格

381
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,362
‎那是蛋糕吗？

382
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:00,025
‎是的 想吃吗？

383
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:00,940
‎想

384
00:22:04,906 --> 00:22:07,156
‎我知道你不是那种
‎去婚礼上蹭吃蹭喝的人

385
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,447
‎你还知道我什么事？

386
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:16,003
‎我知道“波莉口袋迷你商场大逃亡”
‎是你小时候的最爱

387
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,631
‎你还记得？

388
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,250
‎是的

389
00:22:21,089 --> 00:22:24,299
‎我从小就喜欢你

390
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:25,683
‎真的吗？

391
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,348
‎很奇怪吧？

392
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,348
‎也许我也从小就喜欢你

393
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,242
‎可以赏脸跳支舞吗？

394
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,740
‎我不敢相信 我真的会和你在一起

395
00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:24,779
‎我知道

396
00:23:30,450 --> 00:23:32,160
‎我做错什么了吗？

397
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:33,124
‎没有

398
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,540
‎没有 不是…

399
00:23:36,289 --> 00:23:37,169
‎不是你的问题

400
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:38,788
‎只是…

401
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:43,799
‎今天有点累

402
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,710
‎那…

403
00:23:45,465 --> 00:23:46,795
‎你想谈谈吗？

404
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:51,894
‎不想

405
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:54,679
‎那…

406
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:56,847
‎需要我做点什么吗？

407
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,229
‎我…

408
00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:00,863
‎需要一个拥抱

409
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:09,908
‎我还应该…

410
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,580
‎告诉你 我是处女

411
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,120
‎你笑话我？

412
00:24:17,622 --> 00:24:19,292
‎不 不是的 其实我…

413
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:22,043
‎其实我大大地松了一口气 因为…

414
00:24:22,961 --> 00:24:27,131
‎之前我紧张死了 担心我比不上
‎你那个玩独立摇滚的前任

415
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:36,925
‎我很高兴遇见你

416
00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:38,095
‎我也是

417
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:51,106
‎老天 塔比莎…

418
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,781
‎他最好值得你这样做

419
00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:56,332
‎我知道

420
00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:57,411
‎很糟糕

421
00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,658
‎你和吉莉安怎么样？

422
00:25:00,582 --> 00:25:02,792
‎我希望她不必急着回家 但是…

423
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:06,671
‎我对她很坦诚 她很棒

424
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,088
‎不是那种棒

425
00:25:09,174 --> 00:25:10,014
‎我们没有做

426
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,264
‎我是说 我做不到 毕竟之前…

427
00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,904
‎所以 我们又开始了

428
00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:53,985
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