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WANDA: Previously on WandaVision...

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The town show fundraiser
is the most important event of the season

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and I want us to fit in.

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I don't know what I'm doing here.

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-I'm Wanda.
-Geraldine.

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MAN: (THROUGH RADIO)
Wanda, can you read me?

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WANDA: Something strange
happened with Dottie.

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Well, something strange happened
before that, too. It's hard to explain.

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-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
-It wasn't so hard to fit in after all.

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What is that?

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(BEES BUZZING)

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No.

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-(GASPS) Is this really happening?
-Yes, my love.

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(MUSIC PLAYING)

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WandaVision

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We got something cooking

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And it's looking good

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We've got something cooking

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And who knew we could

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All great expectations
Lead to complications

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But it's groovy and fun

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It's me and it's you

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Together, one plus one

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Is more than two

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WandaVision

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Some sudden surprises

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Come in all shapes and sizes

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But it's rainbows and sun

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It's you and it's me

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Together, one plus one is family

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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-Yep! Definitely pregnant.
-(WANDA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Well, that much we figured.

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It's just kinda taken us by surprise.

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It's just kinda suddenly.
Quite suddenly, wasn't it?

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I mean, practically overnight.
I mean... (HESITATES) How did this happen?

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You see, when a man and a woman

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love each other very much...

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Well, we're just tickled pink, or blue.

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You're at about four months now.
Is that right?

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I thought as much.

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We let the little ladies keep tabs
on their growing babies with fruit.

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Makes it simple for them.

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At four months,
the fetus is about as big as a pear.

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At five months, a papaya. Six, grapefruit.

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-Seven, pineapple. Eight, honeydew.
-(WANDA CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

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Hypothetically speaking,

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what size fruit would it be
at, say, hmm, 12 hours?

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Uh, pardon? 12 hours?

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Well, I think this line of questioning
is fruitless. (CHUCKLES)

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Well, hypothetically speaking,
should we be concerned?

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Hypothetically speaking,
every new father-to-be gets nervous.

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Well, I have nerves of steel,
so there goes your theory, Mr. Doctor...

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Vision, why don't you see the doctor out?

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Good idea. Yes.

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Thank you so much
for dropping by, Dr. Nielson.

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Well, I'm just glad you caught me in time.

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I'm taking the wife
on vacation this afternoon.

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Oh! Have a nice holiday! Hey, Herb!

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Hey, buddy!

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Listen, you can keep
the news of Wanda's... (MUMBLES)

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You know, just between us because, uh,

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I don't know,
everything's happening so quickly.

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We'd like to keep the news
just in the family for right now.

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Of course. Mum's the word.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I'm off. Bermuda, baby!

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Yes.

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(MACHINERY WHIRRING)

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Hey, Herb!

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Think you might've
taken the hedge-trimming

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a little too far there, old chum.

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So, I have.

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Thanks, buddy.

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Yeah. Don't mention it.

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Huh.

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Strangest thing
just happened outside with...

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Whoa, Nelly!
Have you gotten bigger?

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Have I? I can't tell from this angle.

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I can't wait... (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
...to be a proud papaya.

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"Nesting, the overwhelming
urge during pregnancy to clean,

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"organize, and prepare
the home for the new baby."

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See? You're an expert already.
We've got nothing to worry about.

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Nothing to worry about
outside of morning sickness,

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mood swings, aching back and...

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Feet. Darling,
you should probably sit down.

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Don't be silly. All I feel is excitement,
happiness, and... (GASPS) Oh!

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Kicking? Already?

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-Wow!
-Oh, it's such a strange sensation.

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It's kind of fluttery. (GIGGLES)

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(GASPS) Oh, did I do that?
I didn't mean to.

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-Oh. Uh, darling.
-Oh.

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-Hello, little fella.
-(CHUCKLES)

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Well, if that was the first kick,

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that puts you at about six months!

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Boy, oh, boy, I thought I had super speed.

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I can't keep up.
Please don't misinterpret.

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I can't wait to meet you, little Billy.
(KISSES)

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-Billy?
-Yeah.

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Well, I was thinking Tommy.

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Just a nice, classic, all-American name.

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Hmm, Tommy. Hmm, yeah. Yeah.
Then there's Billy, isn't there?

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Named after William Shakespeare.

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"All the world's a stage.
All the men and women, merely players."

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Well, I guess there's only
one solution to this debate.

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Hope for a girl.

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-(GIGGLES)
-Well, we ought to decide soon.

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I estimate the baby's due...

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It's not a constant progression,
assumingly logarithmic,

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but were I to graph
the fetal development thus far...

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He's gonna be here
before you figure it out.

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-Nearest I can conclude is that Billy...
-Tommy.

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Hmm.

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...is due Friday afternoon.

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In three days?

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(GASPS) Maybe I should sit down.

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I think we have an understanding.

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Start the clock.

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Time.

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-Your personal best.
-Yes!

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We are nothing if not prepared.

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Oh!

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-Darling?
-Ooh!

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Do any of your books talk about this?

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It's not painful, but it's strange.

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-A tightening sensation?
-Yep, that's it.

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Yes. Where was it, where was it?

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"Braxton Hicks contractions,
also known as false labor,

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"usually starts in the third trimester.

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"Named after John Braxton Hicks in 1875."

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Honey.

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Sorry. Yes. Yes. Ooh! Excellent!

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Gives us a chance
to work on our breathing exercises.

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It should go like this.

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(BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)

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Yeah, it's not working.
I can still feel it.

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I'm sorry.

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-(GROANS)
-(FAUCET STARTS RUNNING)

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(SCREAMS)

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-What the... What the Dickens?
-What's happening now?

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-Let's abandon the kitchen.
-(SCREAMING)

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(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

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It stopped.

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Yes.

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I'll go check on the neighbors.

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Yes.

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Phil?

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Do these earrings make me look fat?

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Oh, thank God.

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It appears that the whole block is out.

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Oh, and that was just a fake contraction.

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Who knows what will happen
when the real thing starts.

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Do you think they know it's my fault?

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Our neighbors?

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Well, yes, with all the close calls
we've been having,

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it seems the people of Westview are always
on the verge of discovering our secret.

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Yes, I know what you mean.

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But it's more than that, isn't it?

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Mr. and Mrs. Hart, dinner.

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Outside with Herb.

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I think something's wrong here, Wanda.

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Yes, I know what you mean.

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The truth is, we are in unchartered waters

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and you know what?

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I'm anxious, too.

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We just don't know what to expect.

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Nope.

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Will the baby be human or Synthezoid?

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A bit of both?

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If he's anything like his ma,
Billy will be perfect.

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You mean Tommy.

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-Mmm...
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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-(GASPS)
-Oh, no, darling, are you all right?

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-This is a real one!
-What?

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I thought you said Friday afternoon!

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Well, I didn't consider that the timings

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between developmental benchmarks
could be quite random!

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-(WHIMPERS)
-(BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)

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(BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)

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(BOTH SIGH)

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Better.

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Yes, darling, thank you, it's passing.

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(THUNDER RUMBLES)

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(RAIN FALLING)

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Vis...

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Yes, dear?

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I think my water just broke.

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Yes, dear.

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(GASPS)

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No, no, no, no, no!

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-Sorry, Mom.
-Oh.

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(BLENDER WHIRRING)

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MAN: Do you need a break?

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You read my mind.

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MAN: Come with me.

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Escape to a world all your own,

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where your problems float away.

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When you wanna get away,
but you don't wanna go anywhere.

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Hydra Soak, find the goddess within.

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Well, I was just reading about
the advantages of water birth.

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(SIGHS)

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Oh, thank goodness.

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-(GROANING)
-Let me help you up, dear. There you go.

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What a mess.

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(WIND BLOWING)

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-(GRUNTS)
-Oh, that's better.

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(GASPS AND GROANS)

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Darling, do you think it's time to...

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-Call the doctor?
-Yeah. (GROANS)

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Yes, I do, dear.

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-(GROANS)
-Damn, the phones are down, too.

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I better run.

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Except, he might
have already left for vacation.

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Where? At a time like this?

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Well, in fairness, darling, the baby
is approximately nine months early.

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I better leg it.

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-You'll be all right here?
-Hmm.

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(KISSES)

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Okay.

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(GASPS)

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(BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)

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-(GASPS)
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-(GASPS)

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Oh, shoot.

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Uh... Oh!

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Wanda, what's up?

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It's 75 degrees out.

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You're making a fashion statement?

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Hi, Geraldine.
You know, now is not really a good time.

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No, no, no, it's foxy.

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You'll have to let me borrow it sometime.

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But first, I gotta borrow a bucket.

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Not to wear, to use.

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Somehow, all the pipes in my ceiling

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burst at once and I gotta bail myself out.

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All right, sure.

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Just stay right there.

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I think I might have
a bucket in the kitchen.

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Okay, then.

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I think it's just here
under the sink! (SCREAMS)

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(GASPS)

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Are you all right in there?

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Yes, I am just looking.

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(GROANS)

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Oh!

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GERALDINE: I'll come help.

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No! I mean, no thank you.

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Bingo.

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Would you look at that?

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What?

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Fruit. Wanda! Thank you.

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Yummy.

257
00:13:29,101 --> 00:13:30,936
Well, good luck with the leak.

258
00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:36,233
Oh, that... Oh! Say, Wanda,
I've got a question for you.

259
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,777
You know how I've been
working that temp job, right?

260
00:13:38,861 --> 00:13:43,198
Well, my boss, Mr. Haddox,
he was going crazy yesterday...

261
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:49,454
Oh, look at me going on and on
like you got all the time in the world.

262
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,582
-Let me go on and get out...
-(LOUDLY) Wait. No.

263
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,585
-Tell me about the temp job.
-Oh, that's my girl.

264
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,838
So, yesterday my boss, Mr. Haddox,

265
00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,592
was going crazy working on the slogan
for a new breakfast cereal.

266
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,511
You know, the one
with the little marshmallow Moonmen?

267
00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,307
-Oh.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, those.

268
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,894
So, it's 10 minutes
before the big presentation,

269
00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:14,605
and Mr. Haddox has got nothin'.

270
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:20,444
Nothin', that is, except
the worst case of hiccups I ever did see.

271
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:24,156
(CHUCKLING) Oh, Wanda.
He couldn't get out one word,

272
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,325
-let alone a whole pitch.
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

273
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:30,829
GERALDINE: So I'm tryin' every trick
in the book to help this poor man.

274
00:14:31,455 --> 00:14:33,707
I'm hidin' behind filing cabinets

275
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,543
and jumpin' out
when he least expects it, like, boom!

276
00:14:36,627 --> 00:14:38,253
-(BOTH SCREAM)
-(STORK SQUAWKS)

277
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,546
-Wanda.
-(STORK CLACKING)

278
00:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,632
What was that?

279
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,844
-Did you hear that?
-No.

280
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:49,181
It was like a chattering sound, like...

281
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,516
Oh! Like a...

282
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,267
(MIMICKING ICE MAKER)

283
00:14:52,351 --> 00:14:53,352
Yeah.

284
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,855
That's my new ice maker
built right into the fridge.

285
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,444
-Oh!
-(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

286
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,989
You're fancy. (GIGGLES)
So now, at this point,

287
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:10,536
I am helping Mr. Haddox
do a handstand under the water cooler...

288
00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:13,038
-(BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)
-...because, you know, why not try

289
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,791
a little upside down,
drink those hiccups away.

290
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:19,837
And wouldn't you know it,
in that moment, in walks the client.

291
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,004
Oh, no.

292
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:23,257
Oh, yes. Oh, yes. But you know me, Wanda,

293
00:15:23,340 --> 00:15:26,093
I keeps my cool,
no matter what's goin' down.

294
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:27,845
I look at the client,

295
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:32,182
and I look at Mr. Haddox's feet
floating in the air next to me,

296
00:15:32,266 --> 00:15:34,476
and I look back at the client, and I say,

297
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:39,022
"Gravity Os, launch into your day,
the right way."

298
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,107
(GERALDINE LAUGHS)

299
00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:44,403
(CHUCKLING SOFTLY) Thank you.

300
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,989
Yes, and that's exactly
what Mr. Haddox said

301
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,575
right before he told me
to clean out my desk.

302
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:51,660
(GASPS) Oh, no, Geraldine.

303
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:53,287
He didn't fire you.

304
00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,788
Oh, sugar.

305
00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:57,040
He hired me.

306
00:15:57,124 --> 00:15:58,125
Oh!

307
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:00,919
-Oh, Wanda! I landed a promotion.
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)

308
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,715
And now that I've gone all corporate,
I need some office supplies.

309
00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,258
Which brings me to my question.

310
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,468
Do y'all still keep
those in your spare room?

311
00:16:08,552 --> 00:16:10,929
Because I was hoping you wouldn't mind

312
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,473
-sharing with your good friend.
-WANDA: Wait. Wait.

313
00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,019
Is that what I think it is?

314
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:19,062
Oh, a stork, yes, I can explain.
(GIGGLES NERVOUSLY)

315
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:21,899
No! The crib.

316
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:24,526
(GRUNTS AND BREATHES HEAVILY)

317
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,737
It's coming. Oh. The baby's coming.

318
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,238
You're pregnant?

319
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,657
(GROANS) Ow.

320
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,286
Bermuda awaits and my car

321
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,789
decides to poop out right at this moment.

322
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,961
Whoa. Mr. Vision?
What, is everything okay with the wife?

323
00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:45,380
Yes. So long as we hurry.

324
00:16:48,717 --> 00:16:50,135
But, Stan!

325
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:53,138
What about my brand-new two-piece?

326
00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:54,223
Okay, Wanda.

327
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,517
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-Now, let's get you comfortable. Okay?

328
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,727
(GROANS) I think I'm gonna
lay down right here.

329
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,854
-Okay.
-Vision ran to get the doctor.

330
00:17:00,938 --> 00:17:01,980
He'll be back soon.

331
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:03,857
No, no, there's not enough time for that.

332
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,484
-Relax. Relax.
-(GROANS)

333
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,029
-You know your breathing, right?
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)

334
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,447
Wanda, I can't hear you.

335
00:17:10,531 --> 00:17:11,532
(GROANING)

336
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,161
(GASPS)

337
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,582
I may be late to the party,

338
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:23,085
but I imagine there is
a logical explanation for this.

339
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,379
It's all perfectly natural! (SCREAMS)

340
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,256
-Hey, you're doing great.
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)

341
00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,174
You're doing great.
Look at me. Look at me.

342
00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:30,884
-(BOTH BREATHING RHYTHMICALLY)
-Come on.

343
00:17:32,636 --> 00:17:33,846
(WHISPERS) I can't do this.

344
00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:35,013
Yes, you can.

345
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,723
(WHIMPERING) I can't. I can't.

346
00:17:36,849 --> 00:17:38,016
You can do this.

347
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,811
Yes, you can. You can do this.

348
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:44,022
-It's time to start pushing.
-Oh.

349
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,149
You ready? You're ready. You're ready.

350
00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,403
Push. Push, Wanda. Push!

351
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,487
(SCREAMS)

352
00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:53,198
Push! That a girl.

353
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:54,324
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

354
00:17:54,408 --> 00:17:55,409
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

355
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,247
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

356
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,457
(PANTING)

357
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:04,251
(BABY CRYING)

358
00:18:06,128 --> 00:18:07,421
It's a boy.

359
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,131
(SIGHS)

360
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,591
(LAUGHS)

361
00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:12,634
(BABY COOS)

362
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,345
Hi.

363
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,055
Hi.

364
00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:19,349
Oh, he's perfect.

365
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:20,434
(DOOR OPENS)

366
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,102
-(VISION GRUNTS)
-(BABY COOING)

367
00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:24,938
Oh, no. I missed it.

368
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:34,031
Hey, Doc, why don't you help me out
in the kitchen there?

369
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:37,701
We went so fast,
it was like we were flying.

370
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,872
Well done, Wanda.

371
00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,963
Well, don't you wanna
meet your son as yourself?

372
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:51,048
(BABY COOING)

373
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:01,808
Ooh. You're strong.

374
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,103
Hello there, little Tommy.

375
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:09,858
Tommy?

376
00:19:11,944 --> 00:19:13,070
Yes, Tommy.

377
00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:17,491
(BOTH SCREAMING)

378
00:19:18,283 --> 00:19:19,451
-What?
-(GROANS)

379
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:20,577
Good heavens!

380
00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:22,371
(SCREAMS)

381
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,248
There's another baby coming.

382
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,582
Billy?

383
00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:28,168
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-Wanda, push! Push!

384
00:19:28,252 --> 00:19:29,253
(SCREAMS)

385
00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:37,302
Twenty fingers and 20 toes.

386
00:19:37,386 --> 00:19:41,139
You've got two healthy baby boys
on your hands.

387
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:42,474
-Thank you, Doctor.
-Yeah.

388
00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:43,892
All in a day's work.

389
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:47,771
And thank you
for your assistance, young lady.

390
00:19:47,855 --> 00:19:50,774
I think you might have
what it takes to be a nurse.

391
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,152
VISION: Allow me to walk you out, Doctor.

392
00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:59,241
Oh, all right. As long as
we actually walk this time.

393
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,534
VISION: Come.

394
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:07,916
-(SIGHS) I do owe you a debt of gratitude.
-(CHUCKLES)

395
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,877
Well, Dr. Nielson,

396
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:12,921
I hope you're still
able to make your trip.

397
00:20:13,005 --> 00:20:14,965
Ah, yes, my trip.

398
00:20:15,632 --> 00:20:18,427
I don't think we'll get away after all.

399
00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:22,014
Small towns, you know. So hard to...

400
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:24,474
Escape.

401
00:20:29,855 --> 00:20:30,898
Yeah.

402
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,901
AGNES: (WHISPERS)
What is she doing in there?

403
00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:34,985
-I don't know.
-Howdy!

404
00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,069
HERB: Hey!
AGNES: Howdy!

405
00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,906
Did you see her go inside?

406
00:20:38,989 --> 00:20:40,449
HERB: (WHISPERS) She went right in.

407
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:43,410
AGNES: (WHISPERS) And her tummy was...
Did Geraldine...

408
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,579
Remarkable day we're having, no?

409
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,123
-AGNES: (WHISPERS) That's fine.
-Did you lose power, too?

410
00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:49,666
Oh, sure did.

411
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,419
But Ralph looks better in the dark,
so I'm not complaining.

412
00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:53,504
(VISION AND AGNES CHUCKLE)

413
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:54,588
Hi, Herb.

414
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,340
Hey, buddy.

415
00:20:58,133 --> 00:20:59,635
AGNES: (SIGHS) Okay.

416
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,179
Well, I'll get back to Wanda.

417
00:21:03,472 --> 00:21:04,515
AGNES: Vision.

418
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,394
Is Geraldine inside with Wanda?

419
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:12,105
Yes. Why?

420
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:13,607
GERALDINE: You're such a strong lady.

421
00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:14,691
Oh.

422
00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:19,363
-Can you believe it? Twins!
-(CHUCKLES)

423
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,823
-(BABIES COOING)
-Hi. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

424
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:25,786
I'm a twin.

425
00:21:25,869 --> 00:21:26,870
(BABIES COOING)

426
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:29,706
I had a brother.

427
00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,794
His name was Pietro.

428
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:36,588
(BABIES COOING)

429
00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:41,176
(SINGING IN SOKOVIAN)

430
00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:07,744
He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he?

431
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:13,625
What did you say?

432
00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:15,794
HERB: She's new to town. Brand-new.

433
00:22:16,545 --> 00:22:18,172
There's no family.

434
00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:20,841
No husband.

435
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:22,759
Well, there's nothing wrong with that.

436
00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:23,844
Hmm.

437
00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:28,223
No home.

438
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:31,143
What?

439
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:39,318
What did you say just now?

440
00:22:41,862 --> 00:22:45,407
I said, Wanda,

441
00:22:46,658 --> 00:22:48,368
you're such a strong lady.

442
00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:51,496
Should I say it one more time
for good measure?

443
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:52,664
No.

444
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:57,085
What did you say about Pietro?

445
00:22:57,669 --> 00:22:58,712
Pietro?

446
00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:02,341
Uh...

447
00:23:03,926 --> 00:23:06,053
Hey, I'll take a shift rocking the babies.

448
00:23:06,136 --> 00:23:07,429
No, I think you should leave.

449
00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:09,348
Oh, Wanda, don't be like that.

450
00:23:11,892 --> 00:23:13,602
What do you mean, she has no home?

451
00:23:14,353 --> 00:23:16,230
She came here because...

452
00:23:18,315 --> 00:23:19,858
She came here because...

453
00:23:19,942 --> 00:23:20,943
(SIGHS)

454
00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:24,655
She came here because we're all...

455
00:23:25,405 --> 00:23:27,032
She came here because we're all what?

456
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:28,408
What're you trying to tell me?

457
00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:30,494
-WANDA: What is that?
-What?

458
00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:31,828
WANDA: That.

459
00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:36,959
That symbol.

460
00:23:38,794 --> 00:23:40,587
I, uh... I...

461
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,422
Who are you?

462
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:43,924
(BABIES CRYING)

463
00:23:44,007 --> 00:23:45,300
I don't...

464
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:46,844
She came here because we're all...

465
00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:48,011
Stop it!

466
00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:52,558
Who are you?

467
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:56,228
Wanda...

468
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:57,312
(BABIES COOING)

469
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,107
I... (BREATH TREMBLING)

470
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:03,819
I...

471
00:24:04,528 --> 00:24:05,779
Wanda.

472
00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:11,118
Well, I better get going.

473
00:24:12,286 --> 00:24:14,580
That macramé's not gonna hitch itself.

474
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:16,206
-(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
-(CHUCKLES)

475
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:20,836
Herb?

476
00:24:21,628 --> 00:24:22,629
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

477
00:24:24,339 --> 00:24:26,133
Catch you on the flip side, Vision.

478
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:35,976
Wanda?

479
00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:38,854
(BABIES COOING)

480
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,315
Where's Geraldine?

481
00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:46,361
Oh, she left, honey. She had to rush home.

482
00:24:46,445 --> 00:24:47,446
(BABIES COOING)

483
00:24:51,617 --> 00:24:52,618
Hmm.

484
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,090
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)

485
00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:08,675
(GERALDINE SCREAMING)

486
00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:16,642
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

487
00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:24,107
(MUSIC PLAYING)