1 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:04,728 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,897 --> 00:00:05,820 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:07,564 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,733 --> 00:00:09,991 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,587 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:14,996 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,165 --> 00:00:16,390 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,833 --> 00:00:17,516 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,078 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,746 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,857 --> 00:00:24,172 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,932 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:29,486 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,348 --> 00:00:33,198 (cheering) 15 00:00:35,261 --> 00:00:37,536 Um, sure you don't want to sit down, Moon? 16 00:00:37,687 --> 00:00:39,204 You've been standing there for three hours. 17 00:00:39,431 --> 00:00:41,431 Yep, because when Dad is ready to leave 18 00:00:41,433 --> 00:00:44,359 for my Ten-Year Tobin Retreat, my ass is out the door. 19 00:00:44,603 --> 00:00:47,379 All right, here we go. Later, snurbs, it's nature time! 20 00:00:47,531 --> 00:00:48,696 Slow down, son. 21 00:00:48,698 --> 00:00:50,883 Lara doesn't have us scheduled to take off 22 00:00:51,110 --> 00:00:52,033 until an hour from now. 23 00:00:52,127 --> 00:00:53,368 Ugh, when I turned ten, 24 00:00:53,387 --> 00:00:54,795 all I got was a rental pony for 30 minutes. 25 00:00:54,889 --> 00:00:57,038 My parents got a discount because it had a small cough. 26 00:00:57,132 --> 00:00:58,057 I've had better birthdays. 27 00:00:58,208 --> 00:00:59,449 On my retreat, 28 00:00:59,468 --> 00:01:00,726 Dad taught me that if you speak to bears 29 00:01:00,953 --> 00:01:02,394 in monotone, they leave you alone. 30 00:01:02,546 --> 00:01:04,304 Ugh, if only that worked on men at the bar... 31 00:01:04,456 --> 00:01:07,291 is what I'll say when I'm 21 and living in a big city. 32 00:01:07,384 --> 00:01:08,901 On my retreat, I learned how to make a compass 33 00:01:09,052 --> 00:01:11,128 using a cup of water and a sewing needle. 34 00:01:11,146 --> 00:01:12,237 And then I accidentally drank 35 00:01:12,464 --> 00:01:13,847 the cup of water with the sewing needle. 36 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:16,466 And then I learned what an emergency airlift looked like. 37 00:01:16,485 --> 00:01:18,135 I'm already so good at outdoor stuff, 38 00:01:18,153 --> 00:01:20,487 I can only imagine what you have planned for me, Dad. 39 00:01:20,639 --> 00:01:23,749 Guess I'll go take one last poop in a real toilet before we go, 40 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:25,659 but I'm gonna use leaves to wipe, 41 00:01:25,735 --> 00:01:27,311 just to get me in the mood. 42 00:01:27,329 --> 00:01:28,570 You guys got everything you need 43 00:01:28,664 --> 00:01:30,981 for your two-day takeover of the Tobin estate? 44 00:01:30,999 --> 00:01:32,407 Yeah, Dad. Totally under control. 45 00:01:32,501 --> 00:01:34,000 Don't worry, Beef. We'll take good care 46 00:01:34,095 --> 00:01:35,335 of the house and Judy and Ham. 47 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,154 I mean, we don't really even need to be watched 48 00:01:37,172 --> 00:01:38,746 because of, you know, our ages, 49 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:42,993 but also because we are not up to anything very cool. 50 00:01:43,011 --> 00:01:45,662 Teen-agers? More like teen-angels. 51 00:01:45,681 --> 00:01:47,755 I hear you guys, but just in case anything comes up, 52 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,666 Wolf and I each read a different parenting book, 53 00:01:49,685 --> 00:01:52,002 and we're gonna see which method works best. 54 00:01:52,004 --> 00:01:53,503 Well, I read most of mine. 55 00:01:53,597 --> 00:01:55,856 Then Cheesecake showed up with a Tupperware full of Jell-O shots, 56 00:01:56,008 --> 00:01:57,691 and then, before I knew it, we had eaten the whole thing. 57 00:01:57,767 --> 00:02:00,268 And then, before I knew it, we had thrown up the whole thing. 58 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,346 Well, speaking of "whole things," 59 00:02:02,439 --> 00:02:05,607 (chuckles) Wolf, can I get you to fill that pothole 60 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:06,700 down on the driveway? 61 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:08,276 Oh, hell yeah! I'll "F" that "P." 62 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,445 And by "F" that "P," I mean fill that pothole. 63 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,356 I am happy that is what you meant. 64 00:02:12,374 --> 00:02:13,690 Let's move, Beef. 65 00:02:13,859 --> 00:02:15,709 I can't wait to sleep inside an animal of some sort. 66 00:02:15,861 --> 00:02:17,861 I don't know whether I'll snuggle up in a badger 67 00:02:18,030 --> 00:02:19,245 or spread out in a moose, 68 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:22,683 but there's no softer pillow than a fresh spleen. 69 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:25,811 All right, I got the spare key out of the drawer. 70 00:02:26,038 --> 00:02:27,646 Why are you holding it with a tissue? 71 00:02:27,873 --> 00:02:29,148 -Fingerprints. -Smart. 72 00:02:29,299 --> 00:02:31,984 I really mean this, Ham, you could be a famous murderer. 73 00:02:32,060 --> 00:02:33,393 (chuckles) Thank you. 74 00:02:33,545 --> 00:02:34,728 Oh, what do you think they'll call me? 75 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:37,397 Hmm. How about the Ham Bam Killed Ya Ma'am Stabber? 76 00:02:37,549 --> 00:02:39,992 Mm, let's keep thinking. We'll come up with something. 77 00:02:40,143 --> 00:02:41,809 So, what's the plan? 78 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:44,830 Because I'm already fa-ra-eaking out. 79 00:02:45,057 --> 00:02:46,239 Fa-reak not, young Hamlet. 80 00:02:46,392 --> 00:02:48,650 Our plan still rips, and the plan is this: 81 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,335 We'll act perfectly for the rest of the evening. 82 00:02:50,562 --> 00:02:52,487 We'll do our chores. We'll go to bed early. 83 00:02:52,564 --> 00:02:55,174 Then we'll use the fire ladder to sneak off the roof 84 00:02:55,325 --> 00:02:56,917 and, you know, go do the exciting thing 85 00:02:57,069 --> 00:02:59,178 that we can't let Wolf and Honeybee find out about. 86 00:02:59,254 --> 00:03:01,180 Okay, we do all that stuff now? 87 00:03:01,331 --> 00:03:02,906 No, Ham, we do that later, after bedtime. 88 00:03:02,999 --> 00:03:05,184 Right, right. Huh, this is gonna rip. 89 00:03:05,411 --> 00:03:08,336 Oh, it will rip, slap and slam. 90 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:09,763 HONEYBEE: How do I look? 91 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,339 Well, your shoulders look enormous. 92 00:03:11,433 --> 00:03:12,840 Thank you. I didn't have any blazers 93 00:03:12,918 --> 00:03:14,584 with shoulder pads in them, so I cut up a pillow. 94 00:03:14,678 --> 00:03:16,361 The parenting book I've been reading, Mom-ager, 95 00:03:16,513 --> 00:03:18,088 says you have to dress professionally 96 00:03:18,106 --> 00:03:19,180 so children know you mean business 97 00:03:19,274 --> 00:03:20,848 and that you're not their friend. 98 00:03:20,926 --> 00:03:23,035 Oh, huh. The book I read, Pal-enting, 99 00:03:23,262 --> 00:03:25,612 specifically says you should be your kids' best friend 100 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:27,113 and give them hugs and a piece of candy 101 00:03:27,266 --> 00:03:28,598 every time they do something right. 102 00:03:28,692 --> 00:03:31,043 My pockets are absolutely filled with goodies right now. 103 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:32,436 I'm like a piñata. 104 00:03:32,454 --> 00:03:34,438 Well, let's go put our books to the test. 105 00:03:34,456 --> 00:03:36,273 See which one actually gets this parenting thing right. 106 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:38,291 Yep. And a lot is riding on this. 107 00:03:38,444 --> 00:03:40,868 I know we want to be parents sooner rather than later. 108 00:03:40,963 --> 00:03:43,280 All right, let's go show Ham and Judy who's boss. 109 00:03:43,373 --> 00:03:45,206 They are. And we're just their cool friends 110 00:03:45,226 --> 00:03:46,616 who play video games with them 111 00:03:46,635 --> 00:03:49,135 and buy them literally anything they ask for. 112 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:51,563 MOON: Dad, before we land, 113 00:03:51,715 --> 00:03:53,381 let me run you through the order in which I would like you 114 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,883 to amputate my toes in the event of frostbite. 115 00:03:55,961 --> 00:03:58,812 Sounds good, son. Oh-- Oh, wait a minute. 116 00:03:58,964 --> 00:04:01,982 Is it just me, or has our flight stability 117 00:04:02,134 --> 00:04:04,134 suddenly become a bit wobbly? 118 00:04:04,227 --> 00:04:06,136 Oh, yeah, good catch, Beef. 119 00:04:06,305 --> 00:04:07,246 Now that you mention it, 120 00:04:07,397 --> 00:04:08,730 our flight stability is goofy as hell. 121 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:11,975 Gonna have to set her down in Anchorage just in case. 122 00:04:12,068 --> 00:04:13,234 What? No. 123 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:15,420 Come on, Moon. Maybe it won't be so bad. 124 00:04:15,572 --> 00:04:19,165 The big city. A million people, a million stories. 125 00:04:19,318 --> 00:04:22,002 Population is approximately 300,000. 126 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:24,004 300,000 people, 127 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:25,655 300,000 stories. 128 00:04:25,824 --> 00:04:27,340 Okay, guys, time for chores. Oh. 129 00:04:27,509 --> 00:04:29,009 It looks like you're already doing them. 130 00:04:29,161 --> 00:04:31,161 Oh, hell yeah. Chores rule. 131 00:04:31,179 --> 00:04:32,662 Okay, here we go. 132 00:04:32,681 --> 00:04:35,256 That's a candy reward for you and for you. 133 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:37,592 And I will offer each of you a professional handshake 134 00:04:37,686 --> 00:04:40,261 -and my respect. -And here, we made you this card. 135 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:42,188 Not because we are trying to butter you up, 136 00:04:42,341 --> 00:04:44,858 but because we are extremely well-behaved. 137 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:46,359 "Dear Wolf and Honeybee, 138 00:04:46,512 --> 00:04:48,512 "Thank you so much for looking after us this weekend. 139 00:04:48,530 --> 00:04:51,439 It means so much to know that you are there." Aw! 140 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,458 Two more pieces of candy for each of you. 141 00:04:53,685 --> 00:04:56,186 Is it just me, or are we freaking nailing 142 00:04:56,204 --> 00:04:57,370 this parenting gig? 143 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:59,131 If we're already this good at being parents, 144 00:04:59,358 --> 00:05:01,207 we could be turning our crawl space into a nursery in no time. 145 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:02,526 It'll be a crawling space. 146 00:05:02,694 --> 00:05:04,970 And before long, it'll be a walking space. 147 00:05:05,121 --> 00:05:07,639 Oh, God, they're gonna be going off to college soon. 148 00:05:07,791 --> 00:05:09,290 They grow up so fast. 149 00:05:10,052 --> 00:05:11,810 Sorry, guys, but this plane has been diagnosed 150 00:05:11,961 --> 00:05:13,720 with a case of Wacky Wings. 151 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,039 Gonna need some time to get her fixed. 152 00:05:16,058 --> 00:05:17,040 Need to stay overnight. 153 00:05:17,133 --> 00:05:18,466 -Huh. -Huh, what? 154 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,320 Well, the plane seemed to be running just fine to me. 155 00:05:21,471 --> 00:05:23,655 And then suddenly we're stranded in the city? 156 00:05:23,807 --> 00:05:25,473 In unfamiliar surroundings? 157 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,159 And I'm totally outside of my depth? 158 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:29,161 Yes, that is all correct, son. 159 00:05:29,312 --> 00:05:31,997 Hmm. Father, is Anchorage, by any chance, 160 00:05:32,148 --> 00:05:34,315 the location of my Ten-Year Tobin Retreat? 161 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,226 -You figured it out. -Damn it. 162 00:05:36,319 --> 00:05:37,652 Since you've mastered the wild, 163 00:05:37,746 --> 00:05:40,672 now it's time for you to survive a harsh city landscape. 164 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,917 So no eating bugs? No digging a hole to poop in? 165 00:05:44,069 --> 00:05:45,251 Look, I hate the city, too, 166 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:46,903 but if you ever get stranded in one, 167 00:05:46,922 --> 00:05:49,181 you're gonna have to figure out how to survive the night. 168 00:05:49,332 --> 00:05:51,516 Okay, well, I have a simple one-step plan: 169 00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:53,852 hand me your cell phone and I'll book us a flight home. 170 00:05:54,003 --> 00:05:56,021 This is the Ten-Year Tobin Retreat. 171 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:58,190 Absolutely no cell phones allowed. 172 00:05:58,341 --> 00:06:00,100 Now, first up, you're gonna have to figure out 173 00:06:00,268 --> 00:06:01,751 how to get into Anchorage proper. 174 00:06:01,770 --> 00:06:04,771 I'll give you a hint: It's big and it's yellow. 175 00:06:04,923 --> 00:06:06,106 Dad, Minions aren't real 176 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:08,608 and they definitely aren't gonna carry us into town. 177 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:10,994 Those guys are super unfocused. 178 00:06:12,097 --> 00:06:13,279 Well, time for us to turn in. 179 00:06:13,432 --> 00:06:14,431 Really? It's only 8:00. 180 00:06:14,524 --> 00:06:16,266 Yeah, I got to rest these cheeks. 181 00:06:16,284 --> 00:06:19,544 (chuckles) Too much smiling from how well I was taken care of. 182 00:06:19,696 --> 00:06:20,995 And no need to check on us. 183 00:06:21,106 --> 00:06:23,957 We are gonna tuck in and drift right off. 184 00:06:24,109 --> 00:06:25,792 Um, parents of the year, much? 185 00:06:25,944 --> 00:06:27,201 Uh, very much. 186 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,446 Let's pour ourselves a couple parent coladas 187 00:06:29,615 --> 00:06:31,539 and turn on Quebec's Quiche Queens All-Stars. 188 00:06:31,633 --> 00:06:34,134 Ooh, yeah. I hear Frangelica is back this season 189 00:06:34,286 --> 00:06:35,877 and she's not taking any crap. 190 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,971 Okay, let's switch out of our pajamas 191 00:06:38,123 --> 00:06:40,290 and into our super cool badass teen clothes, 192 00:06:40,308 --> 00:06:41,791 and I'll meet you out on the roof in five minutes. 193 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:45,887 For what? Oh, wait, right. The thing that absolutely tears. 194 00:06:45,981 --> 00:06:46,980 (object crashes) 195 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,481 What the hell was that? 196 00:06:48,634 --> 00:06:49,891 (gasps) Oh, no! 197 00:06:49,985 --> 00:06:51,818 Oh, say what-hole? A bus hit the pothole! 198 00:06:51,970 --> 00:06:55,622 I forgot to "F" that "P," and now someone C'd in our "D"! 199 00:06:58,810 --> 00:06:59,751 Is everyone okay? 200 00:07:00,312 --> 00:07:02,421 Yep, looks like we got all our butts and coconuts intact. 201 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,739 I see you met our friend Pietro the Pothole. 202 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,166 I know this doesn't help you much, 203 00:07:06,318 --> 00:07:08,075 but I was just about to fix that. 204 00:07:08,095 --> 00:07:09,577 Uh, what's with the flashy getups? 205 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,263 Oh, well, we are the... 206 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:13,673 -(blows pitch pipe) -(in harmony): ♪ The Ketchikan-do's. ♪ 207 00:07:13,825 --> 00:07:16,083 We're one of Alaska's many adult show choirs. 208 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,418 Name's Rocky Ritz, Esquire. 209 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:18,995 I'm kind of the leader of the group. 210 00:07:19,014 --> 00:07:21,347 And I'm his sister Jackie Jacqueline II, 211 00:07:21,442 --> 00:07:24,000 and I'm also kind of the leader of the group. 212 00:07:24,093 --> 00:07:24,943 Oh, boy. 213 00:07:25,170 --> 00:07:26,503 That there's Dink, our baritone; 214 00:07:26,554 --> 00:07:28,429 Liberty, alto; Contessa, contralto; 215 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:31,341 last but not least, we got Sunshine, our soprano. 216 00:07:31,434 --> 00:07:32,934 ♪ Hello. ♪ 217 00:07:33,028 --> 00:07:36,103 ♪ You should all come inside, we can call Triple A. ♪ 218 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,347 Sorry, not trying to upstage you. 219 00:07:37,365 --> 00:07:39,124 Singing just seemed like so much fun. 220 00:07:39,201 --> 00:07:40,441 ♪ I'll make hot cocoa. ♪ 221 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:42,535 I have a very sensitive singing voice, 222 00:07:42,704 --> 00:07:46,131 so hot drinks are off the table, but I appreciate the gesture. 223 00:07:46,282 --> 00:07:47,874 And don't worry about upstaging us. 224 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,026 You were very flat. Just kidding. 225 00:07:50,028 --> 00:07:51,136 But you were very flat. 226 00:07:51,287 --> 00:07:52,471 Now that these guys are here, 227 00:07:52,698 --> 00:07:55,623 how is our plan supposed to rip or slap or slam? 228 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,458 -Are you kidding me, Ham? -This helps the ripping 229 00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:59,460 and also the slamming and the slapping. 230 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:01,146 Now Wolf and Honeybee will be so distracted, 231 00:08:01,297 --> 00:08:02,797 they won't have any idea what we're up to. 232 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,557 Okay, but we better keep it quiet 233 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:05,800 around the shiny grandparents. 234 00:08:05,894 --> 00:08:08,378 These pitches seem like snitches. 235 00:08:08,396 --> 00:08:11,806 TAXI DRIVER: All right, you decided where you want me to let you out yet, sir? 236 00:08:11,975 --> 00:08:13,307 Well, Moon? 237 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:16,143 In the wilderness, the rule is always shelter first. 238 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:18,238 So, uh... Oh! What about there? 239 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:19,664 Glen's Sleep Hut. Pull in. 240 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,983 MOON: Oh, no. No vacancy? 241 00:08:22,077 --> 00:08:22,909 TAXI DRIVER: Oof, yeah. 242 00:08:23,045 --> 00:08:24,318 I hate to tell you this, 243 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:25,653 but there's not a single available room in town, 244 00:08:25,747 --> 00:08:27,897 what with the Beanie Baby convention going on. 245 00:08:27,916 --> 00:08:29,323 Okay. Well... 246 00:08:29,343 --> 00:08:31,584 why don't we just keep driving around all night then? 247 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,570 Sure. I don't mind doing a Snore Tour. 248 00:08:33,663 --> 00:08:36,348 Moon, you may want to take a look at the meter. 249 00:08:36,575 --> 00:08:37,999 MOON: $65? 250 00:08:38,093 --> 00:08:39,166 For riding in a car? 251 00:08:39,261 --> 00:08:41,094 I guess we'll just get out here. 252 00:08:41,263 --> 00:08:42,579 Okay, no problem. 253 00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:44,689 Just get inside quick. There is a guy around here 254 00:08:44,766 --> 00:08:47,100 who thinks he's Linda Hamilton's character from The Terminator. 255 00:08:47,252 --> 00:08:49,510 He's a little dangerous. You don't want to run into him. 256 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:53,347 Okay, I guess we'll just hike from hotel to hotel 257 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,775 and see if anyone's got a cancelation. 258 00:08:55,944 --> 00:08:56,943 -All right. -Hey! 259 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,278 You guys terminators? 260 00:08:58,430 --> 00:09:00,446 -No, we're not. -Oh, it's the dangerous guy! 261 00:09:00,541 --> 00:09:03,357 -(screams) -Moon, don't run towards a busy street! 262 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,268 I got your stuff, Terminators! 263 00:09:05,287 --> 00:09:07,604 Take that, you big metal sacks of crap! 264 00:09:07,697 --> 00:09:10,382 Great. Now we have no bags and no place to sleep. 265 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:11,699 And to top it off, 266 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,367 you haven't even let me watch Terminator yet, 267 00:09:13,387 --> 00:09:15,461 so I have no idea what I'm being accused of. 268 00:09:15,614 --> 00:09:18,798 Well, it'll be about a four-hour wait for Triple A, 269 00:09:18,950 --> 00:09:20,650 so looks like there's six new babies 270 00:09:20,652 --> 00:09:23,286 for Papa Beaver and Mama Beaver to care for. 271 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:24,621 My Aunt Denise always said, 272 00:09:24,639 --> 00:09:26,472 "If you can handle two, you can handle eight." 273 00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,625 She was the griddle cook at IHOP and was talking about pancakes, 274 00:09:28,643 --> 00:09:30,384 but I think the principle still applies. 275 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,404 Well, we sure raised Ham and Judy right. 276 00:09:32,631 --> 00:09:35,389 -Look at them, helping out. -They really are teen-angels. 277 00:09:35,483 --> 00:09:37,391 So, what are you guys headed to Death Cliff for? 278 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,135 Actually, our manager Tallulah died, 279 00:09:39,228 --> 00:09:40,412 so we are going to her memorial. 280 00:09:40,563 --> 00:09:42,730 She died on her way to a costume party. 281 00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:44,249 Her Joker makeup got in her eyes, 282 00:09:44,400 --> 00:09:46,142 and she drove right off a cliff. 283 00:09:46,144 --> 00:09:47,327 We're gonna sing at her funeral. 284 00:09:47,495 --> 00:09:49,479 Yep, we're gonna sing a brand-new song I wrote. 285 00:09:49,572 --> 00:09:51,923 Oh, my God, Rocky! Shut your lard funnel! 286 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,074 We're singing my song. 287 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,651 Yoinks, choir feud. 288 00:09:54,744 --> 00:09:55,910 They were arguing like this 289 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,929 the whole ferry ride here from Ketchikan. 290 00:09:58,081 --> 00:10:02,583 And there was no way to... ♪ Drown it ou-ou-out. ♪ 291 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:05,161 Well, Rocky, why don't we each sing our song, 292 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:07,831 and then we'll take a vote to see which one's the winner? 293 00:10:07,849 --> 00:10:09,182 Sing-off? Love it. 294 00:10:09,334 --> 00:10:10,591 (chuckles) Wish we could stay, 295 00:10:10,685 --> 00:10:12,001 but Ham and I should really get to bed, 296 00:10:12,095 --> 00:10:14,337 because we have, um, interviews in the morning? 297 00:10:14,430 --> 00:10:17,006 To be doctors at the hospital. 298 00:10:17,025 --> 00:10:18,950 Wow, yeah. Gonna want to rest up for those. 299 00:10:19,177 --> 00:10:21,435 But Honeybee and I are happy to watch this sing-off. 300 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,680 All right, everyone, go put your show outfits on. 301 00:10:23,698 --> 00:10:26,532 -Those aren't your show outfits? -Oh, no, sweetheart, 302 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:28,442 we would never sing in our bus clothes. 303 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,611 Tallulah would strike us dead where we stand. 304 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:33,131 That we agree on. It's showtime, trash bags! 305 00:10:33,282 --> 00:10:34,966 Lube up those pipes! 306 00:10:36,027 --> 00:10:37,469 Huh, I don't know, something about this 307 00:10:37,696 --> 00:10:40,530 doesn't quite feel like a haunted doll birthday party. 308 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:43,290 Well, yeah. Bethany's bringing the dolls, remember? 309 00:10:43,459 --> 00:10:44,309 Oh, right. 310 00:10:44,460 --> 00:10:45,869 Okay, anything else? I mean, 311 00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:48,204 there's, like, five to seven of our peers coming to this, 312 00:10:48,297 --> 00:10:49,539 our very first rager, 313 00:10:49,557 --> 00:10:51,708 so we got to make sure it is, uh, lit, 314 00:10:51,726 --> 00:10:53,300 and I don't want to get ahead of ourselves, 315 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,061 -but it should also fully crank. -(knock on door) 316 00:10:55,213 --> 00:10:56,470 -Hello. -Wow. 317 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:59,157 A bowl of potato chips? A box of doughnuts? 318 00:10:59,384 --> 00:11:01,142 You guys didn't have to do all this for me. 319 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,977 I mean, free will does exist. 320 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,312 Anything for the birthday girl. Am I right? 321 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:08,649 -Birthday girls. -(laughs) Now we're raging. 322 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:09,909 And I brought the good stuff: 323 00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:11,577 a six-pack of Kim's Hard Chocolate Milk 324 00:11:11,730 --> 00:11:12,837 I snuck out of my mom's she shed. 325 00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:15,231 Ooh-la-la, we've got alcohol milk. 326 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:16,566 We've got porcelain dolls. 327 00:11:16,659 --> 00:11:18,568 Is this what ripping feels like? 'Cause I love it. 328 00:11:18,586 --> 00:11:20,845 Yeah. Let's burn this mother down. 329 00:11:20,997 --> 00:11:22,830 Well, it's been hours, 330 00:11:22,849 --> 00:11:25,258 and I haven't found us shelter or food. 331 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,835 What would I do if we were in the wilderness? 332 00:11:27,929 --> 00:11:29,187 Oh. Of course! 333 00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:30,838 I would get to a higher vantage point, 334 00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:32,691 so I could have a better understanding 335 00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:33,858 of my surroundings. 336 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:35,435 Hmm. (gasps) 337 00:11:35,587 --> 00:11:38,697 Dad, free buffet! Looks like there's a wildlife theme, too. 338 00:11:38,924 --> 00:11:41,257 Kid, you're too young to eat here. 339 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,683 -Why? -Hey, buddy, 340 00:11:42,777 --> 00:11:44,761 can you explain to your kid why he can't come in? 341 00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:47,980 There are naked women in there dancing around on a stage. 342 00:11:48,132 --> 00:11:49,356 Oh, is that all? 343 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,601 I can eat spaghetti with my eyes closed, no problem. 344 00:11:51,694 --> 00:11:55,438 MOON: All right, well, the least we could do is warm up. 345 00:11:55,457 --> 00:11:57,106 I'm gonna use my primary flint 346 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,883 to make a fire in this garbage can. 347 00:11:59,035 --> 00:12:00,460 Son, don't even think about it. 348 00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:03,555 Starting a trash fire is a real garbage move. 349 00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:06,725 (laughs) Sorry, I'm trying out a little humor at work. 350 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,376 But, seriously, there is a $600 fine for starting a fire 351 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,803 in a trash can in Anchorage. 352 00:12:10,956 --> 00:12:14,457 (yells in frustration) 353 00:12:14,476 --> 00:12:17,627 I see you, Terminators. That's my trash can! 354 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,696 -Don't you touch it. I'm gonna get you! -(both scream) 355 00:12:23,301 --> 00:12:25,485 All right, since I'm six years older than Rocky, 356 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:28,229 and six points hotter on a one-to-ten hotness scale, 357 00:12:28,323 --> 00:12:30,064 -I'll go first. -Oh, you wish. 358 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,398 You're five points hotter at most. 359 00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:33,400 -Mama said six. -Can we just start? 360 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,812 Fine! Here we go. One, two, three, four. 361 00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:37,830 -♪ Oh, angel, angel Tallulah ♪ -♪ Tallulah ♪ 362 00:12:37,983 --> 00:12:40,149 -♪ We're oh so glad we knew ya ♪ -♪ We knew ya ♪ 363 00:12:40,318 --> 00:12:43,094 ♪ We're so sad you're gone and your spirit's moving on ♪ 364 00:12:43,246 --> 00:12:44,670 -♪ Ah-ooh ♪ -♪ You sure will be missed ♪ 365 00:12:44,823 --> 00:12:46,705 ♪ Oh, I hate that you fell off a cliff ♪ 366 00:12:46,858 --> 00:12:48,582 -♪ Ah-ooh ♪ -♪ But now you're up in heaven ♪ 367 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,602 ♪ Where there's unlimited Slurpees from 7-Eleven ♪ 368 00:12:50,829 --> 00:12:52,419 -♪ Tallulah, Tallulah ♪ -♪ Tallulah, Tallulah ♪ 369 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:56,165 ♪ We're sure glad we knew ya. ♪ 370 00:12:56,259 --> 00:12:57,500 Wow, very moving. 371 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,352 Yeah, I better get a box of Kleenex 372 00:12:59,504 --> 00:13:02,021 before Rocky hits us with his remembrance of Tallulah. 373 00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:05,617 ♪ Tallulah ♪ 374 00:13:05,768 --> 00:13:08,194 All right, you sluts, let's give it to 'em. 375 00:13:08,346 --> 00:13:09,788 ♪ When she'd feel a cold chill ♪ 376 00:13:09,939 --> 00:13:11,848 ♪ But still needed a thrill ♪ 377 00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:14,517 -♪ Tallulah loved ♪ -♪ Cold sweats, hot sex ♪ 378 00:13:14,536 --> 00:13:16,352 ♪ When you're in danger of frostbite ♪ 379 00:13:16,371 --> 00:13:17,796 ♪ But she wants to go all night ♪ 380 00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:20,706 ♪ Nothing made me moan like Tallulah's fun zone ♪ 381 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:23,501 ♪ Now she's dead, but she's up in St. Peter's bed ♪ 382 00:13:23,653 --> 00:13:25,528 ♪ Uh, uh, cold sweats ♪ Big finish. 383 00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:27,288 -♪ Let me hear you grunt ♪ -♪ Cold sweats ♪ 384 00:13:27,382 --> 00:13:30,624 ♪ Uh, uh, hot sex and cold sweats. ♪ 385 00:13:30,718 --> 00:13:34,037 So, mine was way better than Jackie's, right? 386 00:13:34,130 --> 00:13:35,480 Hmm, okay, okay. 387 00:13:35,631 --> 00:13:38,224 I mean, the answer's pretty obvious here, right, Wolf? 388 00:13:38,301 --> 00:13:40,893 Uh-huh, it sure is. The winner is: 389 00:13:41,046 --> 00:13:43,470 Both of you! You should both do your songs at the funeral. 390 00:13:43,565 --> 00:13:46,215 Maybe you just, you know, make the second song less sexual. 391 00:13:46,234 --> 00:13:48,384 Or maybe make the first song more sexual. 392 00:13:48,403 --> 00:13:49,735 -Kind of even 'em out. -Wolf, no. 393 00:13:49,812 --> 00:13:52,163 -What are you talking about? -The one thing I know 394 00:13:52,273 --> 00:13:54,499 is everyone deserves a piece of reward candy. 395 00:13:54,726 --> 00:13:56,984 Uh-uh. I'm sorry, guys, but I am putting my foot down. 396 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,729 You cannot sing that sex song at a woman's funeral, Mr. Rocky. 397 00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:03,174 You can't tell me what to do. I'm singing that song! 398 00:14:03,326 --> 00:14:04,658 Oh, no, you're not. I forbid it! 399 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:07,253 You can't forbid me. You're not my real mom! 400 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,515 I hate you! I hate everyone here! (fake cries) 401 00:14:10,592 --> 00:14:11,424 (knock on door) 402 00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:12,851 Sup, sup? 403 00:14:13,002 --> 00:14:15,411 We're here for the party, and we brought the... beer. 404 00:14:15,504 --> 00:14:17,930 Uh, who are all these sparkly old people? 405 00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:19,506 Do they go to our school? 406 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,675 Okay, so Ham and Judy 407 00:14:21,844 --> 00:14:23,936 -are throwing a secret party in our house. -(distant sobbing) 408 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:25,363 And based on the sobs I hear, 409 00:14:25,514 --> 00:14:27,181 Rocky has locked himself in the old outhouse. 410 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,515 You know, this is the perfect way 411 00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:30,368 -to test our parenting styles. -Good idea. 412 00:14:30,595 --> 00:14:32,945 I'll go to the guesthouse and get that party shut down. 413 00:14:33,098 --> 00:14:34,430 Do some of my pal-enting. 414 00:14:34,449 --> 00:14:36,449 And I'll go get Rocky out of the old outhouse. 415 00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:38,601 He's out of control and needs a mom-ager's firm hand. 416 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:41,662 Kris Jenner, give me some Calabasas courage! 417 00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:43,548 Okay, truth or dare, Bethany. 418 00:14:43,699 --> 00:14:45,942 Truth. But I'll be honest with you guys: 419 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:46,943 I'm going to lie. 420 00:14:46,961 --> 00:14:48,052 -WOLF: Hey. -Oh, God! 421 00:14:48,204 --> 00:14:49,737 Okay, what do we have here? 422 00:14:49,797 --> 00:14:51,297 This looks like some kind of a... 423 00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:53,132 BETHANY: Haunted doll birthday party? 424 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,967 Uh-huh. Just as I suspected. 425 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,970 And am I seeing some illegal alcoholic bevvies? 426 00:14:58,123 --> 00:15:00,714 Okay, party's over. Everybody, get out! 427 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,459 Is what I would say if I wasn't open to sitting down 428 00:15:03,478 --> 00:15:06,404 and having a dialogue about what's going on here tonight. 429 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,132 Now, first things first, anybody want a piece of candy? 430 00:15:09,892 --> 00:15:12,410 HONEYBEE: You can't stay in a stranger's outhouse forever, young man. 431 00:15:12,561 --> 00:15:15,138 ROCKY: Oh, can't I? Also, I'm 68. 432 00:15:15,231 --> 00:15:16,230 Well, you're not acting like it. 433 00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:17,807 Get out of there, Rocky, get out. 434 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,251 -Get out now! -Ma'am, you're getting hysterical. 435 00:15:20,403 --> 00:15:22,236 I'm not! I'm in charge! I'm a professional parent. 436 00:15:22,363 --> 00:15:23,588 A parent who's gonna walk away 437 00:15:23,815 --> 00:15:25,572 so I do not burn this outhouse down with you in it! 438 00:15:25,667 --> 00:15:27,650 Professional parent! (shouts) 439 00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:30,670 Okay, I consulted the free map from the gas station, 440 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,932 and I finally figured out where we can get food and lodging 441 00:15:34,159 --> 00:15:36,417 for absolutely no cost at all. 442 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,269 And here we are. 443 00:15:38,496 --> 00:15:39,662 Huh, the zoo? 444 00:15:39,681 --> 00:15:41,164 Looks like it's closed, bud. 445 00:15:41,182 --> 00:15:42,999 I'm sure we can sneak in. 446 00:15:43,017 --> 00:15:44,183 And it's full of animals. 447 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,945 We can find one to eat and a few to befriend. 448 00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:48,446 Well, I salute your ingenuity, 449 00:15:48,673 --> 00:15:51,056 but I don't think we should eat an animal at the zoo. 450 00:15:51,209 --> 00:15:52,191 Ugh! I give up! 451 00:15:52,343 --> 00:15:53,676 This retreat is the worst! 452 00:15:53,695 --> 00:15:55,620 There's nowhere to sleep. There's nowhere to eat. 453 00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:58,347 You won't let me kill an animal at the zoo. I guess I failed. 454 00:15:58,366 --> 00:15:59,865 But, Moon, you haven't failed. 455 00:16:00,018 --> 00:16:01,200 You just think you're at a dead end. 456 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,461 You know, there's not just animals in the city. 457 00:16:03,688 --> 00:16:04,462 There's people, too. 458 00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,947 Are you suggesting we eat a person? 459 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,524 I mean, I'm not saying no. 460 00:16:08,543 --> 00:16:10,526 I don't mean finding a person to eat. 461 00:16:10,619 --> 00:16:12,804 I mean finding a person to help us. 462 00:16:13,031 --> 00:16:16,474 Maybe even a relative who lives nearby. 463 00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:19,051 Well, I can't just call up Uncle Brian. 464 00:16:19,204 --> 00:16:20,536 That would be cheating. 465 00:16:20,555 --> 00:16:22,129 This is a wilderness survival retreat. 466 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,556 Oh, wait. No, it isn't. 467 00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:26,559 It's a city survival retreat. I'm so dumb. 468 00:16:26,711 --> 00:16:29,045 You're not dumb. You're just a beginner. 469 00:16:29,047 --> 00:16:32,882 Symbiosis exists in nature, and it exists in the city, too. 470 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:36,235 Only, we usually call it "mooching a friend's couch 471 00:16:36,387 --> 00:16:38,145 in exchange for some bad weed." 472 00:16:38,239 --> 00:16:39,555 So, I guess the next step 473 00:16:39,574 --> 00:16:42,166 is to figure out Uncle Brian's address. 474 00:16:42,318 --> 00:16:44,577 Should we break into a nearby house 475 00:16:44,653 --> 00:16:46,579 and force them to let us use their Internet? 476 00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:49,966 Or we could try nature's Internet: a phone booth. 477 00:16:53,404 --> 00:16:54,570 So you didn't shut down the party? 478 00:16:54,663 --> 00:16:56,014 No, I was too friendly. 479 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:58,665 I'm pretty sure I invited them back tomorrow for another one. 480 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,243 And I couldn't get Rocky to budge. 481 00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:01,686 Turns out parenting is harder than it looks. 482 00:17:01,837 --> 00:17:03,688 How did my parents get me and Jerry to do stuff? 483 00:17:03,839 --> 00:17:06,916 Maybe we should dress up like old Scottish nannies together. 484 00:17:07,009 --> 00:17:07,933 Do a Doubtfire? 485 00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:09,861 Ah, Wolf, together! That's it! 486 00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:12,646 That's what we've been missing. My parents would do it together. 487 00:17:12,757 --> 00:17:14,757 My mom was strict, my dad was more of a softy. 488 00:17:14,776 --> 00:17:16,734 But when they blended their styles, it totally worked. 489 00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:20,429 Yes! We'll blend our mom-ager and pal-enting techniques. 490 00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:22,523 But let's also do the Doubtfire thing, too. 491 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,500 I know we have two wigs. 492 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,436 Okay, now that we got everyone out of here, 493 00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:29,272 you want to tell us what was going on here tonight? 494 00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:32,216 I love the spooky vibe, but I don't love your spooky lies. 495 00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:34,460 Sneaking around and lying to us? Why? 496 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,537 Come on, Wolf, don't act like you and Cheesecake 497 00:17:36,631 --> 00:17:38,781 wouldn't get rowdy from time to time back in high school. 498 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,800 Nuh-uh, young lady, this isn't about Cheesecake. 499 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:42,635 Tonight could have gone really wrong. 500 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,211 Kids and alcohol on our watch? 501 00:17:44,305 --> 00:17:46,122 What if somebody had gotten really drunk? 502 00:17:46,124 --> 00:17:47,473 Or gotten a tattoo? 503 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:49,475 Or what if one of these dolls really was haunted 504 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,235 and just started strangling people left and right 505 00:17:51,462 --> 00:17:53,053 with its little porcelain hands? 506 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,797 Ugh, we're sorry. 507 00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,482 Bethany mentioned that her parents weren't gonna host 508 00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:59,151 the haunted doll birthday party that she wanted, so I said, 509 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:00,636 "Hey, we can have it at our place 510 00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:01,854 while our dad is out of town." 511 00:18:02,006 --> 00:18:03,730 I mean, I actually said, "Let's rage." 512 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,474 And then I said, "Let's rip." 513 00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:08,311 I guess I understand, but with Dad gone this weekend, 514 00:18:08,329 --> 00:18:09,478 we were kind of, you know, 515 00:18:09,497 --> 00:18:11,238 hoping you'd treat us like parents. 516 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,649 We did. You don't tell the parents. 517 00:18:13,668 --> 00:18:17,578 Oh, so maybe that means we actually did an okay job? 518 00:18:17,672 --> 00:18:19,155 Yeah, you guys did great. 519 00:18:19,173 --> 00:18:20,765 I mean, I don't really understand 520 00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:22,174 why you're wearing wigs. 521 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:23,917 Oh, we were doing a double Doubtfire. 522 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:26,253 Just trying to have a little fun with the whole parenting thing. 523 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,830 Oh, right. Yeah, love it. 524 00:18:27,849 --> 00:18:30,666 Okay, well, we forgive you guys for this, but, uh... 525 00:18:30,685 --> 00:18:32,610 -It can never happen again. -That's right. 526 00:18:32,761 --> 00:18:34,094 And you got to clean up in here. 527 00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,613 -But I'll help. -Wolf, no. 528 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:38,507 But I won't help. But we, uh, still love you? 529 00:18:38,526 --> 00:18:40,509 -Right? -Yes, of course we still love you. 530 00:18:40,528 --> 00:18:41,360 Now get to work. 531 00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,287 We got to go get a sequined senior 532 00:18:43,514 --> 00:18:44,530 out of the outhouse. 533 00:18:44,682 --> 00:18:46,273 Wait, is that Kim's Hard Chocolate Milk? 534 00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:48,942 -Yes. -Oh, this stuff absolutely rips. 535 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,128 I'm taking these. 536 00:18:50,279 --> 00:18:52,279 WOLF: Rocky? It's Honeybee and Wolf. 537 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,281 Listen, Rocky. You got to get out of there, or-- 538 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:58,452 Or, as I was saying, why don't you tell us how you're feeling? 539 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,455 Guys, I'm not just upset about Jackie singing her song. 540 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:04,142 I'm upset about Tallulah being gone. 541 00:19:04,369 --> 00:19:06,369 You probably couldn't tell from my little ditty, 542 00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:08,795 but Tallulah and I were involved sexually. 543 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,983 When she drove off the road, she was on her way to meet me 544 00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:13,058 at a Batman sex party. 545 00:19:13,211 --> 00:19:14,377 I'm sure you've heard of those. 546 00:19:14,395 --> 00:19:15,394 We have not. 547 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,046 But I can tell you're hurting, Rocky. 548 00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:18,397 However, I do think Jackie's song 549 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,566 was a touch more appropriate for a funeral. 550 00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:23,552 Maybe you can sing your song at the funeral after-party. 551 00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:25,404 (sighs) I guess that would be all right. 552 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,664 Ooh, a piece of candy. 553 00:19:26,891 --> 00:19:27,814 See? It works. 554 00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:29,742 "Tobin, Brian"! I found Uncle Brian! 555 00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:31,577 Good job, son. Just rip that page out 556 00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:33,320 -'cause we got to get out of here. -Why? 557 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,747 -Oh, no, he's back. -Hey! 558 00:19:34,899 --> 00:19:37,175 -Terminators! I found you! -Come on, Moon, let's go. 559 00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:38,492 And now I'm gonna kill you! 560 00:19:38,661 --> 00:19:41,429 It's judgment day, you little metal freaks! 561 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,348 (door creaks open) 562 00:19:46,502 --> 00:19:49,428 Rocky, thank you for coming back inside. 563 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:50,913 Do you have something you want to say to Jackie? 564 00:19:50,932 --> 00:19:54,433 (sighs) Your song is more appropriate for the funeral. 565 00:19:54,585 --> 00:19:57,436 Thank you, Rocky. I know you loved Tallulah. 566 00:19:57,588 --> 00:19:58,604 It was more of a lust. 567 00:19:58,756 --> 00:20:02,349 A constant, terrible, inescapable lust. 568 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,427 Okay. Either way, I'm sure you miss her. 569 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,278 But she wouldn't want us to fight. She'd want us to... 570 00:20:06,431 --> 00:20:09,615 -(blows pitch pipe) -ALL: ♪ Sing. ♪ -(phone buzzes) 571 00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,358 Oh, thank God, Triple A is here. 572 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,436 Or should I say "Triple Yay"? 573 00:20:13,454 --> 00:20:15,880 Okay. Ketchikan-do's, out of your show outfits 574 00:20:16,031 --> 00:20:18,290 and into your roadside repair ensembles. 575 00:20:18,443 --> 00:20:19,050 Go, go, go. 576 00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:20,459 Take care, guys. 577 00:20:20,611 --> 00:20:22,369 It's so hard to watch them leave. 578 00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,447 It's okay. They're big kids now. 579 00:20:24,465 --> 00:20:26,206 I think we did a pretty okay job, 580 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:27,616 but I also think our crawl space 581 00:20:27,635 --> 00:20:31,136 shouldn't become a crawling space anytime soon. 582 00:20:31,289 --> 00:20:33,213 For babies or drunk teenagers. 583 00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:34,974 Yeah, I'm hitting snooze on my biological clock 584 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:36,216 for a few years. 585 00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:38,294 Bye, guys. We'll never forget you. 586 00:20:38,312 --> 00:20:40,387 -Bye! Oh, wait, is that... -Ham! 587 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:41,739 -Get off the bus! -Oh, crap. 588 00:20:41,890 --> 00:20:44,275 You know I always do what everyone else is doing. 589 00:20:44,427 --> 00:20:45,818 Okay, sluts, let's give it to 'em. 590 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,304 ♪ When she'd feel a cold chill ♪ 591 00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:50,564 ♪ But still need a thrill ♪ 592 00:20:50,658 --> 00:20:54,919 ♪ Tallulah loved cold sweats and hot sex ♪ 593 00:20:55,070 --> 00:20:57,571 ♪ When you're in danger of frostbite ♪ 594 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,832 ♪ But she wants to go all night ♪ 595 00:20:59,984 --> 00:21:04,595 ♪ Nothing made me moan like Tallulah's fun zone ♪ 596 00:21:04,747 --> 00:21:08,266 -♪ Now she's dead ♪ -♪ Now she's dead ♪ 597 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:12,770 ♪ But she's up in St. Peter's bed ♪ 598 00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:14,272 ♪ Giving him ♪ 599 00:21:14,457 --> 00:21:16,274 ♪ Cold sweats and hot sex. ♪ 600 00:21:16,425 --> 00:21:18,000 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 601 00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:19,735 and TOYOTA.