1 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:04,670 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,897 --> 00:00:06,005 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,232 --> 00:00:07,673 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:10,175 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,402 --> 00:00:13,737 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:15,163 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,257 --> 00:00:16,849 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,242 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:18,244 --> 00:00:21,245 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,746 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,915 --> 00:00:24,097 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,025 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:26,252 --> 00:00:29,611 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,681 --> 00:00:33,115 (cheering) 15 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,611 Lordy, lordy, looks who's Londra. 16 00:00:37,763 --> 00:00:39,538 Not now, Beef. I'm very mad, 17 00:00:39,615 --> 00:00:42,207 and just moments away from pinching Tony. 18 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:43,542 I just haven't decided where yet. 19 00:00:43,693 --> 00:00:45,952 Sorry, Londra, but the wholesale price of salmon 20 00:00:46,105 --> 00:00:47,379 really is a dollar a pound today. 21 00:00:47,606 --> 00:00:50,215 You shut your lying fish mouth! It should be double that. 22 00:00:50,367 --> 00:00:51,550 Let's pinch him together. Legs or butt? 23 00:00:51,701 --> 00:00:54,111 Hey, those Fish in a Barrel vending machines 24 00:00:54,129 --> 00:00:55,445 have been driving prices down. 25 00:00:55,464 --> 00:00:57,781 And now they put one in right here in Lone Moose. 26 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,391 -Over by the gazebo. -My God. 27 00:00:59,543 --> 00:01:01,134 Hey, buds. You two done selling yet? 28 00:01:01,287 --> 00:01:02,394 I don't want to rush you, 29 00:01:02,621 --> 00:01:04,045 but I have to go pick up Caviar, my dog. 30 00:01:04,123 --> 00:01:06,881 And then I have to pick up caviar, the food, for us to eat. 31 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:09,126 -He's super picky. -Craig, did you hear? 32 00:01:09,219 --> 00:01:10,552 There's one of those vile 33 00:01:10,646 --> 00:01:11,904 Fish in a Barrel machines in Lone Moose. 34 00:01:12,131 --> 00:01:13,980 I heard, but when I drove by earlier 35 00:01:14,133 --> 00:01:16,224 there was no line in it, so I'm not stressed. 36 00:01:16,318 --> 00:01:18,393 I'm sure Lone Moosers are too sensible 37 00:01:18,487 --> 00:01:20,304 to buy fish excreted from a robot. 38 00:01:20,397 --> 00:01:22,472 Ugh. I just hope it's less attractive 39 00:01:22,491 --> 00:01:23,916 than Rosie from The Jetsons. 40 00:01:24,143 --> 00:01:26,752 I used to dream about her and her vacuum. 41 00:01:26,903 --> 00:01:27,994 I was the rug. 42 00:01:28,089 --> 00:01:29,404 KIMA: Wow. 43 00:01:29,481 --> 00:01:31,072 Reese Witherspoon truly transformed herself 44 00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:32,149 for this role. 45 00:01:32,242 --> 00:01:33,759 So brave to try brown hair. 46 00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:35,335 Can you turn down the volume a little? 47 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,245 (scoffs) We actually can't, Dad. 48 00:01:37,323 --> 00:01:38,655 This is important research. 49 00:01:38,748 --> 00:01:40,674 So, kindly take your patriarchal ears elsewhere. 50 00:01:40,826 --> 00:01:41,842 Research for what? 51 00:01:41,994 --> 00:01:44,161 Well, Walter, if you recall, 52 00:01:44,179 --> 00:01:46,346 Kima and I are about to go up to the only all-women 53 00:01:46,557 --> 00:01:49,182 smoke jumper base in Alaska for the next three days. 54 00:01:49,335 --> 00:01:50,442 We've been selected to be 55 00:01:50,594 --> 00:01:52,002 Little Smokies Junior Smoke Jumpers. 56 00:01:52,095 --> 00:01:54,504 Yeah, Dad, it's our dream and we finally got it. 57 00:01:54,523 --> 00:01:56,857 Oh, how long has it been your dream, Kima? 58 00:01:57,009 --> 00:01:59,451 -(scoffs) For at least a month. -Oh, wow. 59 00:01:59,678 --> 00:02:01,678 And I cannot wait to work with my feminist hero, 60 00:02:01,771 --> 00:02:05,198 aka my mother, aka your amazing wife, Walter. 61 00:02:05,351 --> 00:02:08,109 I know who my wife is, Kima, and I wish both of you 62 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:10,111 would stop calling me Walter in that tone. 63 00:02:10,131 --> 00:02:12,131 -BOTH: No, Walter. -That's fine, too. 64 00:02:12,358 --> 00:02:14,708 OMG, what if we get to go out on a real call? 65 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:17,711 I mean, it's not fire season, but fingers crossed. 66 00:02:17,863 --> 00:02:19,954 Did you just wish for a wildfire? 67 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,381 -BOTH: Walter. -Yep. Yep. Got it. 68 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:24,701 Working side by side with your mom will be so inspiring. 69 00:02:24,794 --> 00:02:26,203 And here she is now. 70 00:02:26,221 --> 00:02:28,981 Yep, two years ago, her crew's pack certification run 71 00:02:29,132 --> 00:02:31,132 was the fastest in the whole state, right, Mom? 72 00:02:31,226 --> 00:02:32,559 Oh, crap, I forgot we got to do 73 00:02:32,711 --> 00:02:34,544 that frigging pack test again next week. 74 00:02:34,563 --> 00:02:36,730 Well, it'll be easy compared to the weekly 75 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:39,549 hundred pounds of laundry this family goes through. 76 00:02:39,568 --> 00:02:41,234 I still can't believe we made the cut. 77 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,886 You're the only two that applied. 78 00:02:42,979 --> 00:02:44,329 Well, regardless, I cannot wait 79 00:02:44,556 --> 00:02:45,722 to jump out of a plane with you, 80 00:02:45,815 --> 00:02:47,332 my feminist ideals intact, 81 00:02:47,484 --> 00:02:49,168 my hair blowing beautifully in the wind. 82 00:02:49,395 --> 00:02:50,502 You won't be jumping, Judy. 83 00:02:50,654 --> 00:02:52,412 And I hate when my hair blows in the wind. 84 00:02:52,506 --> 00:02:54,080 I've got a full bald patch in the back 85 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:56,416 from where it got singed during a forest fire. 86 00:02:56,568 --> 00:02:57,492 You're gorgeous. 87 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:58,568 ALL: Walter, no! 88 00:02:59,405 --> 00:03:01,847 WOLF: All right, new stamp day at the post office. 89 00:03:01,998 --> 00:03:03,665 -Let's load out. -(Gasps) Oh, God. 90 00:03:03,759 --> 00:03:05,333 People are using that thing? 91 00:03:05,427 --> 00:03:07,077 WOLF: You coming into the post office, Dad? 92 00:03:07,095 --> 00:03:09,688 BEEF: I am not. I'm busy trying to set 93 00:03:09,839 --> 00:03:12,249 that Fish in a Barrel machine on fire with my eyes. 94 00:03:12,342 --> 00:03:14,751 Okay, Dad. Good luck, miss ya. 95 00:03:15,587 --> 00:03:17,754 Hey, Dad. We brought back lunch. You should 96 00:03:17,847 --> 00:03:19,031 -probably eat something. -(growls) 97 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,533 Fifteen people have come and gone from that thing. 98 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:22,943 Don't they know just a mile away 99 00:03:23,095 --> 00:03:25,111 there's a vending machine called the ocean? 100 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,206 Okay. Uh, well, 101 00:03:27,433 --> 00:03:29,599 I guess we'll run a couple more errands. 102 00:03:30,394 --> 00:03:33,119 Hey, Dad. We walked all the way to the mall and back. 103 00:03:33,214 --> 00:03:36,381 And here you are, still staring in that very fun way. 104 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:40,034 You want to move over and I can drive us home? 105 00:03:40,128 --> 00:03:42,221 (both grunting) 106 00:03:42,372 --> 00:03:43,964 Don't worry, Dad, I'm taking a picture 107 00:03:44,058 --> 00:03:46,708 of the vending machine so you can glare at it at home. 108 00:03:46,802 --> 00:03:49,302 (groaning) No, no. 109 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,396 ♪ ♪ 110 00:03:53,234 --> 00:03:54,983 Huh? 111 00:03:55,719 --> 00:03:57,736 You've been reassigned. 112 00:03:58,722 --> 00:03:59,963 AUTOMATED VOICE: Reminder, you may not 113 00:03:59,982 --> 00:04:01,740 use the bathroom during work hours. 114 00:04:01,967 --> 00:04:06,636 For maximum efficiency, please urinate in your work diaper. 115 00:04:06,655 --> 00:04:08,305 Aah! (exclaims) 116 00:04:08,398 --> 00:04:10,582 I can't let robots take over the ocean. 117 00:04:10,809 --> 00:04:13,477 All right, I'm off to fight fires and save lives. 118 00:04:13,495 --> 00:04:15,312 Just like Reese Witherspoon's character 119 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:16,922 Carol Smoke in Branded By Fire. 120 00:04:17,073 --> 00:04:19,073 Great movie, even better tagline: 121 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:20,834 "Where there's fire, there's Carol Smoke." 122 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,095 Okay, we'll see you in three days, Jude. 123 00:04:23,246 --> 00:04:24,412 Listen to Esther and, you know, 124 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:26,265 don't get all burned up in a fire. 125 00:04:26,374 --> 00:04:28,600 All right, I will also catch you all later. 126 00:04:28,752 --> 00:04:30,176 I must go see Craig and Londra. 127 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:31,937 I have to stop the ocean robots 128 00:04:32,164 --> 00:04:33,588 before they make me wear a work diaper. 129 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,666 Good for you, Dad. Your body, your rules. 130 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:37,667 (doorbell rings) 131 00:04:37,761 --> 00:04:39,111 BRB, Jorgen. 132 00:04:39,338 --> 00:04:40,837 A Beef and Londra pop-in. 133 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:42,948 I'm playing VR Hold'em with some friends in Norway. 134 00:04:43,099 --> 00:04:44,174 You guys want in? 135 00:04:44,192 --> 00:04:45,692 This isn't a social visit, I'm afraid. 136 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:46,952 Beef thinks we ought to do something 137 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,845 about that Fish in a Barrel machine. 138 00:04:48,864 --> 00:04:50,514 It's already affecting prices. 139 00:04:50,532 --> 00:04:51,957 Next thing you know, we'll all be 140 00:04:52,184 --> 00:04:54,351 pooping our pants at the fish factory. 141 00:04:54,369 --> 00:04:56,520 -You okay there, bud? -No, I'm not okay. 142 00:04:56,613 --> 00:04:58,446 That's why we need to take down Fish in a Barrel. 143 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,799 It's an existential threat to our livelihood. 144 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:02,526 I don't know, man. I'm doing all right. 145 00:05:02,619 --> 00:05:05,211 I just put a mural of myself as a centaur in the shower. 146 00:05:05,364 --> 00:05:06,788 It really gets me pumped in the morning. 147 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:09,641 But, Craig, what about all our fellow fisher people? 148 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:11,143 What about Rosa and Juan? 149 00:05:11,294 --> 00:05:13,219 And Corduroy Paul? And even Ivan. 150 00:05:13,388 --> 00:05:14,704 Yes, he's too old to fish 151 00:05:14,706 --> 00:05:16,815 and he steers his boat into us all the time, 152 00:05:16,892 --> 00:05:19,059 but I don't want him to go broke because of Fish in a Barrel. 153 00:05:19,211 --> 00:05:21,803 Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's a lot to think about there. 154 00:05:21,897 --> 00:05:23,547 Also, I don't want to freak you out, 155 00:05:23,565 --> 00:05:26,883 but what if this were to make you a little less rich? 156 00:05:26,976 --> 00:05:28,810 (gasps) Anders, cash me out. 157 00:05:28,904 --> 00:05:30,329 You know I'm not a greedy guy, 158 00:05:30,556 --> 00:05:32,539 but all I care about is my money, so I'm in. 159 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:38,170 All right, we need to put our heads together and figure out 160 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,397 how to get Fish in a Barrel out of Lone Moose. 161 00:05:40,399 --> 00:05:43,733 Tasty and convenient seafood at bargain basement prices? 162 00:05:43,827 --> 00:05:44,676 It makes me sick. 163 00:05:44,828 --> 00:05:46,994 Fish in a Barrel's a huge company. 164 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,405 So we got to think big. 165 00:05:48,574 --> 00:05:50,924 Ooh, how about some bad Yelp reviews? 166 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,243 We could say, "I don't like this." 167 00:05:53,412 --> 00:05:55,354 Ha, gonna be hard to recover from that. 168 00:05:55,581 --> 00:05:57,689 I meant big like we shut down the power grid 169 00:05:57,841 --> 00:05:58,915 so the machines can't run, 170 00:05:58,934 --> 00:06:01,251 like Toretto did in Fast Four-ious. 171 00:06:01,269 --> 00:06:02,677 Blow up the power grid? 172 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,196 I love it. I'll call my guy. 173 00:06:04,347 --> 00:06:06,940 I think there's a way to do this without committing crimes. 174 00:06:07,092 --> 00:06:09,368 If people want to buy their seafood out of a machine, 175 00:06:09,519 --> 00:06:11,536 then why don't we just make our own? 176 00:06:11,688 --> 00:06:13,688 Oh, we talking about a RoboCop kind of thing? 177 00:06:13,782 --> 00:06:15,098 I'll have the surgery. 178 00:06:15,117 --> 00:06:16,691 Hollow me out, put the fish in my belly. 179 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,268 I love that you'd do that, son, 180 00:06:18,270 --> 00:06:21,004 but let's try using the van first. 181 00:06:22,124 --> 00:06:23,289 Oh, man, here we go. 182 00:06:23,442 --> 00:06:26,551 Our lives are totally about to cha... Huh. 183 00:06:26,778 --> 00:06:29,295 This place looks... different than I imagined. 184 00:06:29,448 --> 00:06:32,115 (chuckles) Okay, what were you imagining? 185 00:06:32,134 --> 00:06:34,618 I thought there'd be, like, inspirational posters. 186 00:06:34,711 --> 00:06:36,636 And a bunch of drinkable yogurts in the fridge. 187 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,806 And maybe, like, a picture of the misogynist police chief 188 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,716 -with darts in it. -And where's the trophy 189 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,477 for getting the fastest pack certification time in Alaska? 190 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:45,962 -(indistinct chatter) -Oh, hey, guys. 191 00:06:45,981 --> 00:06:47,739 We got ourselves some little smokies. 192 00:06:47,891 --> 00:06:49,466 Oh, hell, yeah. The maids are here. 193 00:06:49,484 --> 00:06:51,167 -You all know my daughter Kima. -Hey. 194 00:06:51,169 --> 00:06:52,577 -Hi. -This is her friend Judy. -Hello. 195 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,321 Could her friend Judy go get me my slippers from my room? 196 00:06:55,474 --> 00:06:57,807 I'd get them myself, but I'm not gonna. 197 00:06:57,901 --> 00:06:59,267 (gasps) I know what we should do-- 198 00:06:59,269 --> 00:07:00,493 (singsongy): makeovers. 199 00:07:00,662 --> 00:07:02,403 A makeover's not gonna help you with Dino. 200 00:07:02,497 --> 00:07:04,330 -He slid into my DMs last night. -Oh, yeah? 201 00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,240 Well, how about I slide my fist into your face? 202 00:07:06,334 --> 00:07:08,427 Are you still fighting over Dino? 203 00:07:08,654 --> 00:07:10,987 I thought he was in jail for stealing those nuns' identities. 204 00:07:10,989 --> 00:07:12,839 -Well, now he's out. -And he's hot. 205 00:07:12,991 --> 00:07:15,082 So, uh, Mom, what do we do first-- 206 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:16,676 clear some brush, take a jog? 207 00:07:16,828 --> 00:07:19,771 (laughs) Uh, how about you two clear some plates 208 00:07:19,923 --> 00:07:21,181 and then take a jog into the kitchen 209 00:07:21,333 --> 00:07:22,515 and clean up in there. 210 00:07:22,668 --> 00:07:24,834 And what will you guys be doing? Taking a jog? 211 00:07:24,928 --> 00:07:26,503 (chuckles) That's hilarious, no. 212 00:07:26,596 --> 00:07:27,946 We're gonna sit around and talk crap 213 00:07:28,097 --> 00:07:29,355 about the smoke jumpers who aren't here, 214 00:07:29,508 --> 00:07:32,342 so try and wash the dishes quietly, okay? 215 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:33,510 JUDY: Wow. 216 00:07:33,603 --> 00:07:35,695 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. This is gross. 217 00:07:35,847 --> 00:07:37,605 I want to put rubber gloves on but there seems to be 218 00:07:37,774 --> 00:07:40,441 only one set and they're filled with baked beans. 219 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:43,186 Am I crazy or are there clothes in the sink? 220 00:07:43,205 --> 00:07:45,297 Yeah, I definitely see a bra. 221 00:07:45,524 --> 00:07:47,540 Ugh. I did not think that joining the smoke jumpers would 222 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:50,802 -just mean doing housework. -Kima, remember the movie? 223 00:07:51,029 --> 00:07:52,804 This happened in Branded by Fire. 224 00:07:52,881 --> 00:07:54,956 When Reese got there and she had to do all the chores 225 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,550 to prove herself? We're being hazed. 226 00:07:57,703 --> 00:07:59,627 Oh, right. When Carol Smoke first arrived, 227 00:07:59,721 --> 00:08:02,055 they made her polish all their boots with her toothbrush 228 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,482 and do all the dishes. 229 00:08:03,558 --> 00:08:05,132 We just have to tough it out and then, one night, 230 00:08:05,227 --> 00:08:07,152 they'll wake us up and summon us and call us newbs. 231 00:08:07,303 --> 00:08:09,988 Yeah, but in a fun way. And they'll say, "You passed. 232 00:08:10,139 --> 00:08:12,491 you're in the Sorority of Soot and Cinders now." 233 00:08:12,642 --> 00:08:14,067 It'll be just like the movie. I mean, 234 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,161 we won't be awarded a patch for our jackets 235 00:08:16,312 --> 00:08:19,055 from our station chief Nicole Richie. But what if we were? 236 00:08:19,074 --> 00:08:22,408 HONEYBEE: Driving around, selling seafood out of a van. I love it. 237 00:08:22,561 --> 00:08:24,728 Can I tell the van is supposed to be a fish? 238 00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:26,505 No. Does it get me talking? Sure. 239 00:08:26,732 --> 00:08:28,581 -(phone chimes) -Ooh. Maybe it's our first online order. 240 00:08:28,734 --> 00:08:31,084 I don't think that's possible. No one's seen the van yet. 241 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,087 You're right, it is a message from a woman named Claudia 242 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:37,015 who is lonely and needs a thousand dollars. 243 00:08:37,166 --> 00:08:38,350 What do I do? 244 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:39,743 Would two hundred be enough, you think? 245 00:08:39,761 --> 00:08:41,544 -Beef, no. -Ready in here. 246 00:08:41,546 --> 00:08:43,504 Chest freezer's plugged into the power strip. 247 00:08:43,598 --> 00:08:46,173 Which is plugged into the van's cigarette lighter. 248 00:08:46,268 --> 00:08:47,341 I caught fire a little 249 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:48,752 when I turned it on, but I'm okay. 250 00:08:48,770 --> 00:08:50,695 We're gonna do what that vending machine can't: 251 00:08:50,847 --> 00:08:52,422 -move around. -And... 252 00:08:52,515 --> 00:08:54,774 (grunting) I'm gonna do a little dance 253 00:08:54,926 --> 00:08:56,609 outside the van to attract attention. 254 00:08:56,762 --> 00:08:58,370 Oh, and I can play my saxophone. 255 00:08:58,521 --> 00:08:59,687 And I could do the hambone. 256 00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:01,114 (grunting) Hambone! 257 00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:04,267 Vaudeville-style showmanship and fresh seafood? 258 00:09:04,286 --> 00:09:06,786 An irresistible combination. 259 00:09:06,938 --> 00:09:08,880 ♪ ♪ 260 00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:12,700 ♪ Ooh, selling stuff out of your van, it's hella tough... ♪ 261 00:09:12,794 --> 00:09:13,960 Is this an ice cream truck? 262 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:15,628 No, buddy, we sell fish. 263 00:09:15,781 --> 00:09:16,888 Ice cream sandwich, please. 264 00:09:17,115 --> 00:09:19,373 -Again, we sell fish. -One goldfish, please. 265 00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:20,967 Not pet fish. Fish for eating. 266 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,635 Okay. I'll just have the ice cream. 267 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,212 -Get away from here. -♪ Ooh, it's kinda rough ♪ 268 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,399 ♪ When no one buys the fish out of your car ♪ 269 00:09:27,626 --> 00:09:31,552 -♪ But there you are, oh, there you are ♪ -(growls) 270 00:09:31,572 --> 00:09:34,631 ♪ Ooh, selling stuff ♪ 271 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,482 -♪ Out of your van ♪ -Dad, no one's buying fish 272 00:09:36,635 --> 00:09:38,225 -♪ It's hella tough ♪ -from our fish van. 273 00:09:38,303 --> 00:09:39,986 -♪ It's rough. ♪ -Maybe we ought to head home? 274 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,246 (groans) Fine. 275 00:09:41,397 --> 00:09:43,823 I just need to take care of one thing first. 276 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:47,811 Santiago, how could you? Principal Gibbons, you too?! 277 00:09:47,904 --> 00:09:49,646 Well, the price is incredible. 278 00:09:49,664 --> 00:09:52,239 Plus, it's shaped like a barrel. How fun is that? 279 00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,407 That's it! 280 00:09:53,427 --> 00:09:55,151 No one's eating from the vending machine. 281 00:09:55,286 --> 00:09:56,820 -Not anymore! -Dad, no! 282 00:09:56,838 --> 00:09:58,746 -No! -(grunting) 283 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,766 Stop trying... to fight me. 284 00:10:01,993 --> 00:10:03,459 (grunting) 285 00:10:03,461 --> 00:10:05,270 Ow! Oh, God. 286 00:10:05,421 --> 00:10:06,996 -I'm fine. -Beef, let's go. 287 00:10:07,015 --> 00:10:09,774 (grunts) That's right, Barrel, you better run. 288 00:10:09,926 --> 00:10:11,501 WOLF: Guys, I'm worried about Dad. 289 00:10:11,594 --> 00:10:14,446 His beefmelt over this machine is a full-blown BM. 290 00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:15,672 Hey, Beef. 291 00:10:15,732 --> 00:10:16,840 -Ivan. -Eh? 292 00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:18,508 Is that a Fish in a Barrel shirt? 293 00:10:18,526 --> 00:10:21,435 Yup. I fish for them now. I need the supplemental income. 294 00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:22,679 Ivan, no! 295 00:10:22,697 --> 00:10:24,789 You guys were right all along. 296 00:10:24,941 --> 00:10:26,791 -It's time for crimes. -(gasps) 297 00:10:27,018 --> 00:10:29,961 Revenge is a fish best served cold. 298 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:36,283 So, we're sure we want to steal the vending machine? 299 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:38,878 We're not stealing it, we're just setting it free. 300 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:42,031 You hear that, lil bud? You're free. 301 00:10:42,125 --> 00:10:43,216 (grunting) 302 00:10:43,368 --> 00:10:45,126 And now we leave this vending machine here 303 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,145 in the middle of the woods where it can be enjoyed 304 00:10:47,296 --> 00:10:49,130 by who it should be enjoyed by... 305 00:10:49,224 --> 00:10:51,224 absolutely no one. 306 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,042 Kima, wake up. You and Judy 307 00:10:53,136 --> 00:10:54,802 -come downstairs quickly. -Hmm? Huh? Judy, 308 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,396 wake up. It's happening. 309 00:10:56,548 --> 00:10:57,656 -The hazing is over. -Huh, huh? 310 00:10:57,883 --> 00:10:59,991 We're joining the Sorority of Soot and Cinders. 311 00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:02,810 -Here we go. Oh. Hmm. -Whoa. What's going on? 312 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,164 The new season of Yosemite surprise-dropped at midnight. 313 00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:08,166 Gonna binge all 13 hours. 314 00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:10,651 Oh, and you want us to... 315 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,003 To get us beers and stuff. 316 00:11:12,113 --> 00:11:14,580 Oh, and we need you to press "next" when it comes up. 317 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:15,990 Our autoplay doesn't work. 318 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:18,251 ABIGAIL: Oh, and bring me a mug with nacho cheese. 319 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,920 No chips. I use my fingers as the dippies. 320 00:11:20,997 --> 00:11:22,588 ESTHER: Ooh, look at Steve Buscemi. 321 00:11:22,741 --> 00:11:26,592 I'd love to take a swim in those bulging, psychotic eyes. 322 00:11:26,745 --> 00:11:29,354 Yup. Still in the haze phase. 323 00:11:29,505 --> 00:11:31,431 BEEF: Ah. There's some of my favorite children 324 00:11:31,583 --> 00:11:33,766 and some of my favorite children's wives. 325 00:11:33,919 --> 00:11:34,526 Good morning. 326 00:11:34,753 --> 00:11:36,177 Please enjoy this breakfast 327 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,087 made by a human, not a machine. 328 00:11:38,106 --> 00:11:41,274 (chuckles) I love to see my Bisquick bad boy in a good mood. 329 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,926 I thought once we were done eating, 330 00:11:43,019 --> 00:11:45,445 we could take a quick drive by the gazebo 331 00:11:45,597 --> 00:11:48,039 to enjoy the new peaceful vista. 332 00:11:48,191 --> 00:11:49,949 Fish sticks. 333 00:11:50,026 --> 00:11:51,434 -The bitch is back. -BEEF: What? 334 00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,527 No. Craig, you're not gonna believe this, 335 00:11:53,621 --> 00:11:55,529 but there's a replacement Fish in a Barrel machine 336 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:56,773 set up already. 337 00:11:56,866 --> 00:11:58,216 Huh, I've got some bad news, too. 338 00:11:58,443 --> 00:12:00,276 People found the vending machine we stole 339 00:12:00,295 --> 00:12:01,461 and they're using it. 340 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:02,779 We should have dumped it in the ocean. 341 00:12:02,797 --> 00:12:04,538 The sea has been through enough this week. 342 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,558 It's time to take this all the way to the top. 343 00:12:06,785 --> 00:12:10,303 I hope this robot full of fish is ready to confront a man 344 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,471 full of principles. 345 00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,139 JUDY: Kima, after nine straight hours 346 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:16,050 of watching five grown women bingeing this honestly 347 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,903 very terrible show about a ruthless and powerful family 348 00:12:19,130 --> 00:12:20,313 of Yosemite park rangers, 349 00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:22,073 I think I've come to a realization. 350 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,634 -What's that? -I don't think we're being hazed. 351 00:12:24,727 --> 00:12:26,560 I think they're... uninspired. 352 00:12:26,729 --> 00:12:28,638 -I think they're in a funk. -Uh, yeah. 353 00:12:28,656 --> 00:12:30,974 I mean, none of them have peed in nine hours. 354 00:12:30,992 --> 00:12:33,493 Or they have. Ew, which is even worse. 355 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:36,237 The recertification pack test is just a week away. 356 00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:37,497 I think we need to help them 357 00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:38,982 get their firefighting groove back. 358 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,092 -Oh, like an intervention? -Yes. 359 00:12:41,319 --> 00:12:42,576 We just need to think, like, 360 00:12:42,596 --> 00:12:44,504 what would inspire your mom and her crew? 361 00:12:44,656 --> 00:12:47,432 I know. What if we make them our own hundred-pound packs? 362 00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:49,583 And put together an obstacle course, 363 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:51,770 just like the one Reese Witherspoon did in... 364 00:12:51,997 --> 00:12:53,938 -Branded by Fire. -Oh, I was gonna say 365 00:12:54,090 --> 00:12:55,940 her episode of Celebrity Hide-and-Go-Seek. 366 00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:57,258 But yeah, that too. 367 00:12:57,335 --> 00:12:58,759 It's so sad that they never found 368 00:12:58,853 --> 00:13:02,030 -Clay Aiken after his episode. -Maybe he'll turn up. 369 00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:04,598 BEEF: We'd like to speak to 370 00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,433 whoever is in charge of the vending machines. 371 00:13:06,528 --> 00:13:08,511 You guys seem really angry with my bosses. 372 00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,513 I hate them, too, so I'm gonna let you up. 373 00:13:10,532 --> 00:13:12,015 Take the elevators up to the fifth floor. 374 00:13:12,017 --> 00:13:14,367 Don't stop on any other floor. No reason. 375 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,945 Dang, I'm sorry, but Ron Perlman can get it. 376 00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:19,856 Yeah, him playing Steve Buscemi's son 377 00:13:19,949 --> 00:13:22,449 makes no sense, but it works for me somehow. 378 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,302 Yep. I'm trying to date this whole family. 379 00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:27,380 Ugh, this room is disgusting. Where are our maids? 380 00:13:27,532 --> 00:13:28,455 Kima? Judy? 381 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,716 Huh. Where are all of our cups? 382 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:34,220 And our PS3 and Rock Band instruments are gone, too. 383 00:13:34,372 --> 00:13:36,539 So are the spare tires from the trucks. 384 00:13:36,541 --> 00:13:40,134 Did we get robbed by a burglar with very specific interests? 385 00:13:40,228 --> 00:13:41,969 Huh, you did not. The only thing that has been robbed 386 00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:44,823 is your inspiration. But we brought some with us. 387 00:13:44,974 --> 00:13:47,233 We are gonna help you get back in firefighting shape 388 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,476 -for your pack test. -Come with us. 389 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,071 What the hell am I looking at here? 390 00:13:52,223 --> 00:13:54,740 We made you guys some DIY hundred-pound packs... 391 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,668 And... (imitates fanfare) 392 00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:59,579 ...an obstacle course using tires and hoses from the shed. 393 00:13:59,731 --> 00:14:00,672 ESTHER: What? No. 394 00:14:00,823 --> 00:14:01,989 Those shouldn't be out here. 395 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:03,566 We need them stored in a specific place 396 00:14:03,568 --> 00:14:05,735 so we can load them quick when a call comes. 397 00:14:05,737 --> 00:14:07,494 It's fine, it's not fire season. 398 00:14:07,589 --> 00:14:10,073 That doesn't mean fires can't ever happen. 399 00:14:10,091 --> 00:14:11,424 Climate change. 400 00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:14,077 Ugh. Everybody, let's go start dismantling those packs. 401 00:14:14,095 --> 00:14:16,095 -But... -And having you two here was a mistake. 402 00:14:16,247 --> 00:14:17,263 Go get your stuff. 403 00:14:17,415 --> 00:14:18,523 I'm taking you back to Lone Moose. 404 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,083 -What? -What? No. 405 00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:21,675 And as punishment, we're listening to your cousin Sam's 406 00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:25,179 Sublime cover band, Sam-blime, all the way home. 407 00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:28,515 But that CD is just "Santeria" 14 times in a row. 408 00:14:28,651 --> 00:14:29,775 You bet it is. 409 00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:31,870 CHAB: Hello, hello. Welcome to 410 00:14:32,097 --> 00:14:34,355 Fish in a Barrel. Now, my assistant tells me 411 00:14:34,449 --> 00:14:35,932 you're having issues with our machine? 412 00:14:36,025 --> 00:14:38,692 Did the fish come out of the machine partially alive again? 413 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,527 -Uh, no. -(laughs) Of course not. 414 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,438 That hasn't happened at all. I was just guessing. 415 00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:46,275 Actually, we're here about the very existence of the machines. 416 00:14:46,444 --> 00:14:48,869 Your vending machines are killing the fishing industry 417 00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:50,630 by driving down the price of seafood. 418 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,798 -(chuckles): Oh, I hear you brother. -You do? 419 00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:54,375 No, no. Sorry. I'm on a phone call. 420 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,561 Okay. Bye-bye. Uh, go on. 421 00:14:56,788 --> 00:14:58,788 The machines are also an environmental nightmare 422 00:14:58,881 --> 00:15:00,973 and very heavy to lift. Probably. 423 00:15:01,126 --> 00:15:02,975 And what does the wealthier gentleman think? 424 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:03,976 Or your secretary? 425 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,219 Hey! I'm a captain. 426 00:15:05,313 --> 00:15:07,980 Oh, I love that. A real woman fisherman? 427 00:15:08,133 --> 00:15:09,298 What? (laughs) 428 00:15:09,392 --> 00:15:11,409 To answer your question, I agree with Beef. 429 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:14,654 I love a good capitalism, but this is a capa-too-far. 430 00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:15,413 I agree. 431 00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:16,806 Oh, I love when she talks. 432 00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:18,141 Why do I love that so much? 433 00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:20,143 Fish in a Barrel isn't killing the industry. 434 00:15:20,311 --> 00:15:22,979 -It's evolving it. -What do you guys do again? 435 00:15:22,997 --> 00:15:24,738 You're a secretary, and you two... 436 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:26,257 We all fish professionally. 437 00:15:26,484 --> 00:15:27,650 -All of us. -DALTON: Sure, sure, sure. 438 00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:29,260 So say you've had a long day at the office. 439 00:15:29,412 --> 00:15:31,245 And you would love some seafood. 440 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,264 On demand, at the push of a button. 441 00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:35,934 No. I don't want fish at the push of a button. 442 00:15:36,085 --> 00:15:38,010 Nobody should. The three of us 443 00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:41,180 use our hands and our nets to catch the fish 444 00:15:41,257 --> 00:15:42,589 that ends up on your plate. 445 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,942 I get what you're saying. 446 00:15:44,127 --> 00:15:46,427 You love to eat fish, but the last thing you want 447 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,947 is a bunch of people getting in the way 448 00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:50,506 of your seafood dinner. 449 00:15:50,566 --> 00:15:52,133 Oh, my God. You're not listening. 450 00:15:52,193 --> 00:15:53,526 Those people are me. 451 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:57,196 Okay, okay. What if you were to join our family? 452 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,364 Fish for us. 453 00:15:58,516 --> 00:16:00,032 You'll find we are paying more per pound 454 00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:01,367 than your local processor. 455 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,628 Because you've driven that price down. 456 00:16:03,705 --> 00:16:04,945 Yeah, we have! (laughs) 457 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:07,190 I am gonna high-five one of them in the head. 458 00:16:07,208 --> 00:16:09,116 We would never join your family. 459 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:11,360 A negotiator. Love it. 460 00:16:11,379 --> 00:16:12,453 What if we throw in a tote bag? 461 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,530 Oof, I'm still gonna say no, man. 462 00:16:14,549 --> 00:16:16,532 We're not fishing for your mega-corp. 463 00:16:16,551 --> 00:16:19,978 Okay, how does this per-pound rate sound? 464 00:16:20,129 --> 00:16:21,312 Are th... are those boobs? 465 00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:22,796 Oh, yeah, sorry. My hand just 466 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:24,482 kind of automatically draws those. 467 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:25,875 Here you go. 468 00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:27,376 This is what we're prepared to do for you. 469 00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:29,821 And here's what I'm prepared to do. 470 00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:31,472 (grunting) 471 00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:34,641 -Uh, what are you doing? -I'm trying to flip the table. 472 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,143 -(grunting) -Oh, yeah, 473 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,720 that's screwed into the floor there, big boy. 474 00:16:37,722 --> 00:16:39,706 (laughs) You're not the first to try that. 475 00:16:39,815 --> 00:16:41,907 Let's us big boys do it together. 476 00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:44,060 (all grunting) 477 00:16:44,153 --> 00:16:46,579 It's very funny when the girl one is mad, no? 478 00:16:46,731 --> 00:16:49,632 You know, I'm scared right now, but I also love it. 479 00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:55,847 I've never seen your dad wear a robe before. 480 00:16:55,998 --> 00:16:57,757 -Is he depressed? -Seems like. 481 00:16:57,851 --> 00:16:59,242 Dad wearing a robe is like 482 00:16:59,244 --> 00:17:00,834 someone else being completely nude. 483 00:17:00,928 --> 00:17:02,428 (groans) All right, everyone, 484 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:05,765 let us now consume these seafood products. 485 00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:08,584 Dad, is this fish from the... 486 00:17:08,753 --> 00:17:09,843 Yup. Fish from the machine. 487 00:17:09,937 --> 00:17:12,030 Time to accept that I'm the dinosaur 488 00:17:12,257 --> 00:17:14,090 and those vending machines are the meteors. 489 00:17:14,108 --> 00:17:17,593 Is it just me or does this taste... off? 490 00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:19,445 Hmm. Hmm. 491 00:17:19,597 --> 00:17:23,041 This isn't snapper. This is tilapia. 492 00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:25,209 Try my halibut. 493 00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:26,527 Holy mackerel. 494 00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:28,546 But not literally, 'cause that's not mackerel, 495 00:17:28,773 --> 00:17:31,049 but it's not Alaskan halibut either, 496 00:17:31,276 --> 00:17:32,699 it's Greenland turbot. 497 00:17:32,794 --> 00:17:34,052 -I smell... -Fish fraud. 498 00:17:34,279 --> 00:17:37,113 I was gonna say one of your silent excitement farts. 499 00:17:37,131 --> 00:17:38,372 Oh, you're smelling that, too. 500 00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:41,634 I'm very excited to take these mother-fishers down. 501 00:17:41,803 --> 00:17:42,968 (Judy clears throat) 502 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,303 Uh, excuse me. 503 00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:47,139 Uh, before we go, we wanted to say something. 504 00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:48,566 We're sorry, everybody. 505 00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:51,127 We thought this was gonna be just like a movie, 506 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,478 -but it's real life and... -(alarm bell ringing) 507 00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:55,389 -Mom? -Brush fire. Cooper Landing. 508 00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,575 I guess you two are coming along. Let's go. 509 00:17:57,726 --> 00:17:58,651 Judy, if I die, 510 00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,469 tell your dad that you're grounded 511 00:18:00,563 --> 00:18:02,305 for two weeks for that obstacle course crap. 512 00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:05,399 -Yeah, will do, Esther. -BRB! 513 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,643 -Hell yeah! -(whooping) 514 00:18:07,662 --> 00:18:09,161 My mom is so cool. 515 00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:11,330 Yeah, I guess they didn't need two idiots 516 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,257 with no experience to come in and show them 517 00:18:13,409 --> 00:18:14,741 how to be better smoke jumpers after all. 518 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,577 Uh, nope. They did not. 519 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,580 I know they're not actually fighting that fire in slow mo, 520 00:18:19,674 --> 00:18:20,932 but it kind of feels like 521 00:18:21,083 --> 00:18:22,416 they're fighting that fire in slow mo. 522 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,327 And I'm definitely hearing that song 523 00:18:24,345 --> 00:18:26,512 Chandace Wisdom sang for the end credits. 524 00:18:26,664 --> 00:18:29,999 ♪ I used to be just a Macy's buyer ♪ 525 00:18:30,017 --> 00:18:33,352 BOTH: ♪ But then I changed careers after my divorce ♪ 526 00:18:33,563 --> 00:18:35,095 ♪ And now I'm ♪ 527 00:18:35,189 --> 00:18:39,266 ♪ Branded by fire. ♪ 528 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:42,361 (clears throat) Hello. Hi, everyone. 529 00:18:42,513 --> 00:18:44,122 I have, um, an announcement. 530 00:18:44,273 --> 00:18:47,608 This vending machine company is doing massive fish fraud. 531 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,461 The halibut is turbot. The snapper is tilapia. 532 00:18:50,538 --> 00:18:53,614 And after a lot of chewing and a disgusting Internet search, 533 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,692 I've figured out that the squid is pig sphincter. 534 00:18:56,711 --> 00:18:58,118 -That's the B-hole. -(gasps) 535 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,638 I know. But in a way, it doesn't matter 536 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,365 if the fish is fake or real. 537 00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:04,976 This barrel-- it's a trap. It's easy. 538 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:08,053 It's convenient. But it isn't... it isn't right. 539 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,631 Look, we've always supported each other's businesses. 540 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,726 Heck, we even kept going to Granny Harriet's lemonade stand 541 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,561 after half the town was poisoned. 542 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,970 I apologized. 543 00:19:17,064 --> 00:19:19,548 And we forgave you. And I can forgive you guys 544 00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:21,550 for wanting to try something new. 545 00:19:21,552 --> 00:19:23,903 But I can't forgive you if you keep pretending 546 00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:26,480 -it doesn't hurt anybody. -Beef is right. 547 00:19:26,557 --> 00:19:30,075 From now on I-I won't buy fish from the vending machine. 548 00:19:30,228 --> 00:19:31,985 -Thank you. -Me too. 549 00:19:32,079 --> 00:19:33,062 I'll only buy shrimp. 550 00:19:33,155 --> 00:19:34,338 What? Santiago, No. 551 00:19:34,565 --> 00:19:36,399 -It was worth a try. -(siren whoops) -(gasps) 552 00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,009 Please step away from the vending machine. 553 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,403 What's going on? Is this about the fish fraud? 554 00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,329 No. This is about Fish in a Barrel's 555 00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,924 real business: weapons in a bunker. 556 00:19:45,076 --> 00:19:46,575 The fish business was just a cover. 557 00:19:46,627 --> 00:19:49,169 They were making illegal offshore weapons deals 558 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:50,504 while they were out on the water. 559 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,581 -(shrieks) -Oh, right. And they were also 560 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,675 tangled up in bootleg breakfast cereals. 561 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,194 They seized a massive shipment 562 00:19:56,345 --> 00:19:59,088 of Fruit Lops and Raisin Brian in the Bering Sea. 563 00:19:59,106 --> 00:20:03,016 Well, that's that. The machines have been defeated. 564 00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:05,369 Hell yeah, they have. And, Dad, when we get home, 565 00:20:05,521 --> 00:20:07,205 I'm gonna put the laptop in the toilet. 566 00:20:07,356 --> 00:20:09,373 -Just for you. -Wonderful. 567 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,375 -(whoops) -Cheers. -Cheers, ladies! 568 00:20:11,527 --> 00:20:12,618 Mom, we're sorry. 569 00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:14,045 We just thought you guys were in a funk. 570 00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:16,714 Well, girls, you got to remember this isn't a movie. 571 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,533 And we're not in a funk, we just love our downtime. 572 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:22,053 It means that for five glorious moments, 573 00:20:22,129 --> 00:20:23,370 there's not a disaster. 574 00:20:23,464 --> 00:20:25,872 -We-we get that now. -Eh, you made a mistake. 575 00:20:25,967 --> 00:20:27,374 But otherwise, you did a pretty good job 576 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:28,968 doing all the gross stuff we don't want to do 577 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,228 around the base. 578 00:20:30,379 --> 00:20:31,878 You even found my favorite bra in the sink. 579 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:33,472 That's not nothing. There. 580 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,716 Now you're official Little Smokies Smoke Jumpers. 581 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,793 (gasps) Does this mean we get to stay until tomorrow? 582 00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:40,571 If it means our dishes get done for one more night, 583 00:20:40,798 --> 00:20:42,240 then, hell yeah, newb. 584 00:20:43,301 --> 00:20:45,468 Hey, Beef. Nice to have the prices back up. 585 00:20:45,486 --> 00:20:47,319 It is. And I'm no longer worried 586 00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,080 about having to wear a work diaper. 587 00:20:49,231 --> 00:20:50,897 Glad to hear it, Beef. 588 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:54,310 (sighs) Lordy, lordy, look who's fishing. 589 00:20:54,328 --> 00:20:57,070 ♪ I thought my life was picture-perfect ♪ 590 00:20:57,164 --> 00:20:59,423 ♪ But then I found out he was cheating ♪ 591 00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:01,425 ♪ Got divorced, cut my hair short ♪ 592 00:21:01,652 --> 00:21:03,761 ♪ Oh, I was so damn defeated ♪ 593 00:21:03,912 --> 00:21:06,246 ♪ But then a sudden spark ♪ 594 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:07,840 ♪ I stepped up out of the dark ♪ 595 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,101 ♪ I quit my job as a Macy's buyer ♪ 596 00:21:10,252 --> 00:21:12,085 ♪ Now I'm branded by fire ♪ 597 00:21:12,179 --> 00:21:14,346 ♪ Where there's fire there's Smoke ♪ 598 00:21:14,499 --> 00:21:16,607 ♪ The flames of determination ♪ 599 00:21:16,684 --> 00:21:18,425 ♪ Have been stoked, have been stoked ♪ 600 00:21:18,519 --> 00:21:21,003 ♪ I left my ex, picked up an axe ♪ 601 00:21:21,022 --> 00:21:22,838 ♪ Traded my high heels in for flats ♪ 602 00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:26,617 ♪ And now I'm branded by fire. ♪ 603 00:21:26,694 --> 00:21:28,677 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 604 00:21:28,696 --> 00:21:30,037 and TOYOTA.