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Hello, Lone Moose Lovers.
It's us, your prom committee.
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-(exclaiming)
-Okay, these earthquakes
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are officially freaking me out.
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MOON:
You dug holes in the ground
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and just dumped meat in them?
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All of that gas
will eventually...
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Explode.
The kids! The prom!
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-What the hell is that?!
-KIMA: Oh, no.
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-This is bad.
-WOLF: Bel Biv DeVoe!
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So this is how we all go.
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(growls, roars)
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(engine starts)
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BEEF: All right,
so here's the situation.
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The bunker full of rotting meat
underneath the school blew up
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during the prom and there's
no way to un-blow it.
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Ugh, and we can't
get ahold of the kids
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because they all
put their phones
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into some kind of dumb safe
or something.
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It's a "live in the moment"
lockbox.
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Gibbons has been bedazzling it
for weeks.
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We just need to
get across this meat muck,
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past those extremely
dangerous pizzlies
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-and get our kids out.
-I've got my rifle in my car.
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You want me
to take care of 'em?
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I killed a crazed bear
at the zoo once.
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I doubt he could have
gotten out of the cage,
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but I wasn't gonna
take any chances.
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No, Dorothy, I'm afraid
we can't shoot the pizzlies
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because they're endangered
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and they're not actively
killing anyone right now.
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I've called Anchorage
emergency services,
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but unfortunately it's gonna
take them a while to get here.
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So we just got to
stay calm until then.
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I can't just stay calm, Mayor P.
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My sweet sibs
are in that school.
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I think I can
outrun those bears.
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On the track team they called me
Sprintin' Tarantino,
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mostly because I would do
Tarantino movie quotes
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-the whole time I ran.
-Wolf, those bears can run
35 miles per hour,
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and I don't think they've seen
any Tarantino films.
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What?
Not even Pulp Fiction?
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Damn it.
I can't just wait around.
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I'm gonna see if
I can cross in my truck.
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I'm going, too.
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And I'm going too, too.
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Because... cool hero line.
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Babe, did you want to say
a cool hero line
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but then you couldn't
come up with one?
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Yup. Because this really feels
like an action movie now.
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Which is good because
they always have happy endings,
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and that's the only thing
keeping me from
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freaking out about my damn fam.
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Well then, encouraging line
from your smart, hot wife.
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Oh, God, we're stuck.
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Those bears will tear through
this truck like a tin can.
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-We got to run.
-Walt, the child locks are on!
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Oh, right. My niece Barbara
was in the car, and...
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-Walt, unlock!
-Right, right.
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(grunts)
Uh-oh.
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(growling)
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Wolf! No!
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"They call it
a Royale with Cheese!"
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Aah!
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(groans)
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The good news is that pizzly
is gonna be a snoozly
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for about four hours.
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The bad news is
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that was my second to last
tranquilizer dart.
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Ooh, so pointy. (groans)
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And that was the last one.
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Oop. Well, I'll go tuck
Cheesecake in in the van
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and let him get a little rest.
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And I'll call the Lone Moose
Senior Archery Club
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so they can set up a perimeter.
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They are terrible at archery,
but it's better than nothing.
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And maybe a couple of them
will let themselves
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get eaten if need be.
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They've lived full lives.
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Okay, so we tried
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to figure out how to get out
or get help,
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but we cannot
find the teachers anywhere.
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Wait, there is one adult here.
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Excuse me, Mr. DJ Airhorn,
can you help us?
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I'm actually 15 and a half.
I'm an emancipated minor.
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-(hip-hop air horn blares)
-S-Sorry, sorry.
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I-I air horn when I'm anxious.
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You guys
on the other side of this
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weird, disgusting slime river
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have to leave the school
and go find help.
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We'd love to, yes,
but we checked all the exits
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and a bunch of aggressive bears
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-are surrounding the school.
-(rumbling)
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-(all exclaiming)
-GILL: It's getting deeper!
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-Oh, my God, it's growing.
-Everyone, calm down.
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Listen to me, your
duly elected prom president.
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Is it true that Crispin and I
only wanted to become
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president
and vice president of prom
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so we could feel drunk on power
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and commandeer the best snacks?
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A hundred percent.
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But now, we are facing
a true disaster,
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and we are going to
get you out of here.
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Yes. Then we'll go have
the perfect prom somewhere else.
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Like that Curves gym that
just went out of business.
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Eh, all right, Ham, Crispin,
what do we do?
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Uh, how about grabbing
those hay bales
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and making a bridge across
whatever this gunk is?
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Solid plan,
Ham-mander in chief,
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and may I say, four more years.
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(all groan)
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Oh, God, we definitely
can't get across.
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Excuse me, Mr. President,
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should I climb the rope
to the skylight,
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open it, and climb out
on the roof?
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Uh, can you really
climb the ro... Ooh.
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-Whoa! Look at him go.
-(grunting)
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I know he's trying to save
all of our classmates,
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but I hate watching him do it.
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Aw, crab apples, it's locked.
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(all exclaim)
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Hey. I lived in the school
for a week because my mom asked
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if I wanted to quote, unquote
"go on a nice walk" with her.
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And I found a secret way
to the roof
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through the theater
using the catwalks.
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All right, those of us on
this side will go with Bethany,
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get on to the roof,
open the skylight, and save you.
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And you guys
on the other side just, uh,
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you know, hang out,
relax, mingle.
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Everyone who's coming with us,
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grab a hockey stick
for protection.
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It could save your life.
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And it could be helpful
if the bears challenge us
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to a hockey game.
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Oh, let me grab my tuba
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in case we want
some walking music.
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(Gibbons grunting)
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It won't budge.
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The earthquake must have
knocked it out of alignment.
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I told you all we shouldn't
put our phones
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in the "live in the moment"
lockbox.
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Adults shouldn't
live in the moments.
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-Moments are bad.
-Hey.
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Except for every moment
with you, my darling,
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which is obviously a dream.
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Well, luckily I have something
I think might cheer us up.
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Now, I'm new to hip-hop dancing,
so bear with me, but here goes.
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(grunting)
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Why on Earth is
the ground still rumbling?
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The bunker already blew.
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Oh, that rumbling must be
coming from the second bunker.
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Bunker two. (chuckles)
She's a biggie.
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-(all gasp)
-I'm sorry, what?
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Oh, "biggie."
It's a cute way
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of saying something is big.
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No, the part about
the second bunker.
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Yes, uh, there's a second bunker
and it's, um, much bigger.
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Uh, sorry, I thought
you already knew about it.
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It's right there
in the blueprints.
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-Let me see those.
-I love the way you did that.
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Just like The Rock
in that movie Blueprints.
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Oh, he humiliated
that dumb-ass city.
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See? Here it is.
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It's twice as big
as the other bunker.
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All right, listen up,
me and Wolf are now the people
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in the disaster movie
who stand near the blueprints.
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Oh, do you know
how to read those?
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No, but in movies like this
it's always the person
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with the least experience
who finds the solution.
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Exactly. And we'll keep
flipping through them
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'cause at some point,
we might notice something
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on these babies that will be
the key to saving us all.
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There's got to be a way
to diffuse the pressure
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on this bologna bomb
before it blows.
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Nothing relieves my pressure
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like a nice
lavender-scented bath.
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-Is that something?
-It's not,
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but I think I know
what we need to do.
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PEPPERS: Thank you both for
volunteering to climb down
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into the bunker
and relieve the pressure.
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Our town won't soon
forget your sacrifice.
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Uh, we're planning to live.
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Oh, yes, sorry.
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Thank you for your
possible sacrifice.
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That's a little better.
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So, this is how you would slide
the meat waste into the bunker?
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Yes, it was
pretty enjoyable to watch.
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People would gather around.
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We had a couple of
Meat Chute meet cutes.
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Also, a few deaths
when people tumbled in.
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We covered those up, too.
We were not a good company.
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All right. Beef and I
will crawl down there
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and carefully drill
into the bunker wall
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to create a relief valve
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to prevent the bunker
from exploding.
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I've got my drill,
my backup drill
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and my spare drill.
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Hmm. Maybe I should get
my van drill out of the van.
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I think we're good.
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And while you're down there,
I'll go to the junkyard
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and get my ultimate
Mad Max style rescue vehicle
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out of her maxi pad.
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That's what I call the shed
I keep her in.
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I also keep
my maxi pads in there.
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You just have a Mad Max style
rescue vehicle sitting around?
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Of course.
I also have maxi pads.
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-Did you hear that part?
-All right, we're going in.
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It's time to calm
this grumpy gravy down.
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You boys come back, you hear me?
You come back.
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-How's it going with Eli?
-Yeah.
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-Good.
-Yeah. Me too, me too.
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-With Laird. It's good.
-(low growling)
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Please tell me that was
someone's stomach.
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Or butt.
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-(all exclaim)
-(roars)
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The scary bears
are in the building now?
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They know how to use doors?
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I hope they learn
how to use typewriters.
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I'd love for them to be able
to tell their own stories.
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Get in, get in, get in!
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-Go, go, go, go, go!
-(exclaims)
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(all gasp)
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If he gets in here,
I'll let him eat me
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so you guys can run.
(chuckles)
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I'm a human version
of a giant party hoagie.
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Yeah, we'll cut you into
sections and yell,
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-(chuckles) "Help yourself."
-(laughs)
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All this Laird sandwich talk
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reminds me of
what's in the cafeteria.
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-Oh. Chairs!
-Very good, Ham. But also
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-food.
-Oh, I'm too terrified
to eat right now.
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-But help yourself.
-Not for us, Ham.
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-For the bears.
-Right. I get it now.
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But also, explain to me
exactly what you mean.
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I can't believe
we have to climb down here
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all because of that selfish
meat company that left
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a disgusting stain
on the perfect dinner plate
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that is Lone Moose.
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Well, I don't know
about perfect.
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Lone Moose is like many towns--
some good, a lot of bad.
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Mm-mmm. All good, zero bad.
Agree to disagree.
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-Ah, watch your head.
It looks like the tunnel
-Uh...
242
00:08:30,252 --> 00:08:31,826
-narrows up here.
-Uh, uh...
243
00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,178
You okay there, pal?
244
00:08:33,329 --> 00:08:36,406
Uh, I was, uh, uh, hoping that
this wouldn't happen,
245
00:08:36,499 --> 00:08:39,017
but sometimes I have
a little crazy claustrophobia.
246
00:08:39,168 --> 00:08:40,685
I'm, uh...
(chuckles weakly)
247
00:08:40,762 --> 00:08:42,169
kind of frozen right now.
248
00:08:42,264 --> 00:08:44,414
-Okay, how-how can I help?
-Uh, there is a song
249
00:08:44,432 --> 00:08:46,024
that kind of helps if I sing it.
250
00:08:46,251 --> 00:08:48,101
I'm here for you.
Let's do it.
251
00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:48,918
Okay.
252
00:08:48,937 --> 00:08:50,253
♪ Think about it ♪
253
00:08:50,272 --> 00:08:52,346
♪ There must be higher love ♪
254
00:08:52,424 --> 00:08:56,684
♪ Down in a heart
or hidden in the stars above ♪
255
00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,069
BOTH:
♪ Without It ♪
256
00:08:58,296 --> 00:09:00,613
♪ Life is wasted time ♪
257
00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,282
♪ Look inside your heart ♪
258
00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,267
♪ I'll look inside mine ♪
259
00:09:04,286 --> 00:09:05,860
Better, let's keep going.
260
00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,029
♪ Bring me a higher love ♪
261
00:09:08,106 --> 00:09:08,938
I see it.
262
00:09:09,032 --> 00:09:10,048
There's the wall to the bunker.
263
00:09:10,199 --> 00:09:11,883
You keep singing,
I'll start drilling.
264
00:09:12,035 --> 00:09:13,385
♪ Worlds are turning. ♪
265
00:09:13,612 --> 00:09:14,553
WOLF:
Huh.
266
00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:15,962
I don't think I'm leaning
cool enough
267
00:09:16,114 --> 00:09:17,447
when I stare at the blueprints
268
00:09:17,465 --> 00:09:18,706
'cause I'm not seeing
a solution.
269
00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:20,559
Mm, I think we got to
concentrate harder, hon.
270
00:09:20,635 --> 00:09:22,302
Like, like we're almost
angry at the blueprints.
271
00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:24,954
Oh. What if we tried
stroking our chins and going,
272
00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:27,381
-"Hmm."
-Great idea.
273
00:09:27,475 --> 00:09:29,067
BOTH:
Hmm...
274
00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:34,147
-Whoa, how long did it take you
to make this?
-Decades.
275
00:09:34,299 --> 00:09:35,723
Some people dream
of their wedding day,
276
00:09:35,817 --> 00:09:37,409
I've always dreamt
of being asked to save
277
00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:39,319
the town's children
with a specialty vehicle.
278
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,580
I brought some gear to make
some modifications
279
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:43,156
and get her across that muck.
280
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,975
You just give me some time
and I'll give you those kids.
281
00:09:45,994 --> 00:09:48,478
That was a very cool line, Kyle.
282
00:09:48,496 --> 00:09:50,088
I'm trying hard
not to be jealous.
283
00:09:50,315 --> 00:09:53,149
We've run out of luck
but we haven't run out of truck.
284
00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:54,593
And another one.
285
00:09:54,744 --> 00:09:56,577
(growling)
286
00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:58,004
Sloppy Joes, go.
287
00:09:58,156 --> 00:09:59,389
(grunts)
288
00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:03,343
Took the bait!
Go, go, go, go, go.
289
00:10:03,495 --> 00:10:04,677
(exclaims)
290
00:10:05,439 --> 00:10:07,330
-(grunts)
-Wow, you're strong.
291
00:10:07,349 --> 00:10:09,182
Yeah, I do a tuba workout called
Brass 'n' Ass.
292
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,777
My doctor says I have way more
abs than I'm supposed to.
293
00:10:12,929 --> 00:10:15,780
-Your date's funny, Judy.
-Yeah.
294
00:10:16,007 --> 00:10:17,765
And yours is great.
I mean, he's smart
295
00:10:17,934 --> 00:10:19,117
and he's got a huge instrument
296
00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:20,693
that he carries around
all the time.
297
00:10:20,862 --> 00:10:22,178
I love that.
298
00:10:22,197 --> 00:10:24,030
Is it possible that
we each chose the wrong...
299
00:10:24,182 --> 00:10:26,774
Hold up, here's the door
to the roof.
300
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:28,460
My emergency provisions--
301
00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:30,295
a Minions voodoo doll,
Mad Libs...
302
00:10:30,522 --> 00:10:31,445
Oh, and a phone.
303
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,189
A phone!
We're gonna get saved
304
00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:35,224
and have our
16 Moments prom at Curves.
305
00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,526
We won't get a signal in here
306
00:10:36,619 --> 00:10:37,969
but it usually works
on the roof.
307
00:10:38,121 --> 00:10:39,971
And if there's enough
moonlight up there,
308
00:10:40,198 --> 00:10:42,123
I wouldn't mind a crack
at those Mad Libs.
309
00:10:42,217 --> 00:10:46,144
I spent my spring break up here,
so I went for a beachy vibe.
310
00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:48,371
Oh, wow, you've got
refreshments? (gasps)
311
00:10:48,464 --> 00:10:50,482
Are these
Larry's Stiff Limeades?
312
00:10:50,633 --> 00:10:52,058
Depends. You a cop?
313
00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,043
Guys, you're saved.
We saved you.
314
00:10:54,062 --> 00:10:56,229
We're heroes.
Start climbing.
315
00:10:56,305 --> 00:10:58,398
BOTH:
♪ Worlds are turning ♪
316
00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:01,234
♪ And we're just hanging on ♪
317
00:11:01,386 --> 00:11:02,827
♪ Facing our fear ♪
318
00:11:02,979 --> 00:11:05,555
♪ And standing
out there alone. ♪
319
00:11:05,648 --> 00:11:07,907
-We're through.
-Brace for heavy stink!
320
00:11:08,059 --> 00:11:10,393
Uh-oh, more than stink
is coming out.
321
00:11:10,412 --> 00:11:12,629
(both screaming)
322
00:11:14,157 --> 00:11:15,231
-Dad!
-Walt!
323
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,066
Oh, thank God, you're alive.
324
00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,635
Beef 1, meat 0.
325
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:24,182
Well, Beef, if I had to be
vomited out of a hole
326
00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,333
in the ground with anyone,
I'm glad it was you.
327
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,078
-Same.
-Uh, guys, get over here.
328
00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:30,930
You know how I said
I might find something good
329
00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:32,173
in the blueprints?
Instead,
330
00:11:32,175 --> 00:11:34,100
I found something
really, really bad.
331
00:11:34,252 --> 00:11:35,360
BEEF:
Rutger Tobin?
332
00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:37,437
-But that's...
-There's another huge bunker.
333
00:11:37,513 --> 00:11:39,346
It's not labeled, but it's under
the school and it's about
334
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,441
ten times
the size of bunker two.
335
00:11:41,593 --> 00:11:43,943
-Oh, God.
-Of course, bunker number three.
336
00:11:44,095 --> 00:11:45,945
we called it
the Devil's Derriere.
337
00:11:46,097 --> 00:11:47,096
(all gasp)
338
00:11:47,115 --> 00:11:48,039
How could I forget?
339
00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:49,615
If it ever blew, ooh,
340
00:11:49,768 --> 00:11:51,025
it would kill everyone
in that school for sure.
341
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,102
Damn it. All right.
Beef and I will go in again.
342
00:11:53,121 --> 00:11:54,771
-Let's move.
-Oh, there's no way in to
343
00:11:54,864 --> 00:11:55,880
the Devil's Derriere.
344
00:11:56,032 --> 00:11:57,531
We got pretty sloppy
toward the end,
345
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,791
and just dumped meat
in a huge hole,
346
00:11:58,944 --> 00:12:00,293
sealed it up and walked away.
347
00:12:00,445 --> 00:12:02,369
The good news is it's a lot
deeper than the other two,
348
00:12:02,464 --> 00:12:03,796
so there's still a chance
it's fro...
349
00:12:03,949 --> 00:12:05,539
-(loud rumbling)
-(all exclaim)
350
00:12:05,617 --> 00:12:07,058
Or that sound means
it's gonna blow any minute now.
351
00:12:07,285 --> 00:12:09,135
-We should get out of here.
-What about the kids?
352
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,971
Oh, right. Of course.
You guys... like them?
353
00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:15,216
-Yes!
-Kyle, we need that truck now.
354
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,627
Minutes away here, boss.
Just getting the treads on.
355
00:12:17,645 --> 00:12:18,719
-(phone rings)
-Hello?
356
00:12:18,888 --> 00:12:20,797
Ham, are you okay?
Where are you?
357
00:12:20,815 --> 00:12:21,981
The roof?
358
00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:23,967
Oh, my God, the roof!
The kids are safe-- look!
359
00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:26,560
HAM:
Dad? There's meat in the school,
and mutants everywhere,
360
00:12:26,654 --> 00:12:28,972
and all the teachers
abandoned us! Also,
361
00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:31,065
I'm sorry,
how's your day going?
362
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:33,142
Wait, what do you mean
the teachers abandoned you?
363
00:12:33,236 --> 00:12:35,645
Oh, they aren't here.
Aren't they out there?
364
00:12:35,647 --> 00:12:36,737
They are not.
365
00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:38,757
They must be trapped
in the school somewhere.
366
00:12:38,984 --> 00:12:42,594
Okay. Well, you guys will just
save them after you save us.
367
00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:46,823
Which brings me to the question,
why haven't you saved us?!
368
00:12:46,874 --> 00:12:48,341
Kyle's about to come rescue you,
369
00:12:48,493 --> 00:12:49,768
but you need
to find the teachers.
370
00:12:49,995 --> 00:12:51,770
We'll only have
one shot to get all of you.
371
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,663
And I'm sorry
to tell you this, son,
372
00:12:53,832 --> 00:12:56,941
but the whole school
could blow at any moment.
373
00:12:57,168 --> 00:12:58,184
-What?!
-Yeah.
374
00:12:58,261 --> 00:12:59,444
Don't tell
any of the other kids.
375
00:12:59,595 --> 00:13:01,187
We wouldn't
want to cause a panic.
376
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,471
-(all gasp)
-BEEF: Oh, dear.
377
00:13:02,473 --> 00:13:06,025
-Am I on speakerphone?
-No...?
378
00:13:06,102 --> 00:13:08,027
-Hi, Dad.
-Hi, Judy.
379
00:13:08,104 --> 00:13:09,770
All right.
John, you're sure
380
00:13:09,848 --> 00:13:11,772
-the teachers
are in the green room?
-Positive.
381
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,199
Gibbons mentioned
they were getting changed
382
00:13:13,368 --> 00:13:15,794
for a skit, and I felt
an embarrassment for them
383
00:13:15,945 --> 00:13:17,370
that I shall simply
never forget.
384
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,055
-I'll go get them.
-I'll come with you.
385
00:13:19,115 --> 00:13:20,281
Oh, good. Yes.
386
00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:22,133
And I know we're all
in incredible danger
387
00:13:22,285 --> 00:13:23,951
and we do need to move quickly
and all that, but maybe
388
00:13:24,045 --> 00:13:26,546
just let me talk to Kima
real quick over here. Kima?
389
00:13:26,698 --> 00:13:28,047
As your best friend,
390
00:13:28,199 --> 00:13:29,532
I feel like I need
to tell you that I'm...
391
00:13:29,551 --> 00:13:31,701
Uh, crushing on
my prom date Eli?
392
00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:32,885
Yes, but just say the word
393
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,720
and I'll never look at
that Adam's apple again.
394
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:35,888
Judy, I'm not mad.
395
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,983
The fact is I'm actually
crushing on Laird.
396
00:13:39,135 --> 00:13:40,318
Oh, my God.
397
00:13:40,469 --> 00:13:42,045
Are we having
the perfect prom after all?
398
00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:44,305
Oh, definitely not,
we're all gonna die.
399
00:13:44,382 --> 00:13:46,549
Right, right, okay, but
date-wise, a switcheroo it is.
400
00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:47,808
Off I go.
(chuckles)
401
00:13:47,902 --> 00:13:49,310
Judy, wait.
I know we're in
402
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,162
a lot of danger right now,
but I'm also
403
00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,164
somehow having
tons of fun with you tonight.
404
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,833
Like, I feel like
I swallowed the moon
405
00:13:54,984 --> 00:13:56,893
and it became my heart,
if that makes sense?
406
00:13:56,895 --> 00:13:58,911
Oh, it makes all the sense
in the world, Eli.
407
00:13:59,064 --> 00:14:00,988
I'm definitely feeling
moment four:
408
00:14:01,082 --> 00:14:02,841
a first kiss near a windmill.
409
00:14:02,992 --> 00:14:04,734
But let's just wait
until we're not also
410
00:14:04,752 --> 00:14:06,736
-calf-deep in meat stink.
-Yep. Yep.
411
00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:08,162
GOLOVKIN:
Hello? Who's there?
412
00:14:08,256 --> 00:14:09,572
-Hello?
-Are you guys okay in there?
413
00:14:09,665 --> 00:14:11,498
GIBBONS:
Yes, Judy,
but the door is jammed.
414
00:14:11,593 --> 00:14:13,500
-We keep pushing on it.
-Okay. Okay,
415
00:14:13,595 --> 00:14:15,353
let me see if I can pry it open
from my si... Oh.
416
00:14:15,504 --> 00:14:18,414
Wait, were you just trying
to push the door outwards
417
00:14:18,507 --> 00:14:22,085
this entire time when all we
had to do was just pull it in?
418
00:14:22,103 --> 00:14:23,252
Yes, but, uh...
(chuckles weakly)
419
00:14:23,271 --> 00:14:25,438
d-didn't you all
enjoy my dancing?
420
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,590
That was an upside
of our time together.
421
00:14:27,683 --> 00:14:30,017
I'd love to stay here and talk
about doors with my teachers,
422
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,519
but we have got to go
or we're all gonna die.
423
00:14:32,647 --> 00:14:35,281
Don't look so worried, Beef.
Kyle will get the kids.
424
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:37,600
I know she will.
It's... I'm... (sighs)
425
00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:39,435
I saw something
on the blueprints.
426
00:14:39,528 --> 00:14:40,361
What was it?
427
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,713
It better not be
a fourth bunker.
428
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:43,548
No, no, it's not that.
It's just...
429
00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:44,957
The blueprints listed the name
430
00:14:45,110 --> 00:14:47,443
of the man who sold this land
to Meat Chute.
431
00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:50,204
It was my great grandfather,
Rutger Tobin.
432
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,633
It was my family
that set this all in motion.
433
00:14:53,709 --> 00:14:54,726
Now my kids might die,
434
00:14:54,877 --> 00:14:56,710
and I feel like
it's all my fault.
435
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:59,122
Oh, Beef,
it's not all your fault.
436
00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:00,398
This is a lot bigger than you.
437
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,642
And I'm sure at the time
the people who sold that land
438
00:15:02,794 --> 00:15:04,569
didn't know the whole world
was gonna heat up.
439
00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,964
Listen, I'm positive your great
grandpa sucked in his own way--
440
00:15:07,982 --> 00:15:09,148
don't get me wrong--
441
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:10,483
but a lot of other people
all over the world
442
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,577
also had to suck real bad
to get us here.
443
00:15:12,804 --> 00:15:16,155
And now Lone Moose is suffering,
just like everywhere else.
444
00:15:16,307 --> 00:15:18,565
Yeah. You were trying
to say that earlier, huh?
445
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,659
And I ignored you.
446
00:15:19,811 --> 00:15:21,235
Oh, don't worry about that.
447
00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:23,312
My wife and daughter haven't
listened to me for years.
448
00:15:23,406 --> 00:15:25,089
I'm only really allowed
to talk at dinner,
449
00:15:25,316 --> 00:15:26,832
and even then,
there's a 15-minute limit.
450
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,427
-(engine starts)
-All right people, it's go time.
451
00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:32,246
Those bears trucked
with the wrong gal.
452
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,507
-(phone rings)
-Go for President Tobin.
453
00:15:34,583 --> 00:15:35,433
Copy that, Dad.
454
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,827
The adults
are coming to save us.
455
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,354
(whooping cheering)
456
00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:45,944
Finally, a car my size.
457
00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:46,945
(giggles)
458
00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:48,354
Whoa, we doing a switcheroo?
459
00:15:48,523 --> 00:15:50,782
Yeah, me and Judy are both
okay with it.
460
00:15:51,009 --> 00:15:53,100
-Cool. Looks like we are, too.
-Oh, no!
461
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,678
Aah! The bears are
climbing onto the truck!
462
00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:57,530
Guys, I don't think
I can get any closer.
463
00:15:57,624 --> 00:16:00,416
I'd be delivering the bears
right to the kids.
464
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,609
-Why is she stopping?
-I guess 'cause
465
00:16:02,737 --> 00:16:04,854
she doesn't want us
to get eaten by bears.
466
00:16:04,947 --> 00:16:06,355
Oh, yeah.
Is exploding
467
00:16:06,374 --> 00:16:07,948
a little bit better
than getting eaten?
468
00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:11,544
Uh, maybe, a little.
It's quicker. Less chewing.
469
00:16:11,696 --> 00:16:13,362
Anybody, uh,
want to hear a Mad Lib?
470
00:16:13,381 --> 00:16:14,788
You know, it could cheer us up.
471
00:16:14,882 --> 00:16:17,308
(clears throat)
It was summer vacation
472
00:16:17,535 --> 00:16:22,538
and my horny family was
going on a nasty sandwich.
473
00:16:22,631 --> 00:16:25,149
(chuckles weakly)
That's pretty funny, huh, guys?
474
00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:27,376
Okay, so prom getting ruined
475
00:16:27,395 --> 00:16:29,487
is the end of the world
after all.
476
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:30,880
Let me get a little hit of that
477
00:16:30,973 --> 00:16:32,699
-Larry's Limeade, Bethany.
-Five bucks.
478
00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:40,314
I can't believe this is how
my prom/life is ending.
479
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,317
Not only are we not getting
moment five from the song,
480
00:16:43,411 --> 00:16:45,745
we're skipping right
to moment 16: our deaths.
481
00:16:45,897 --> 00:16:48,247
Yup, where your children
gather around your deathbed
482
00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:49,507
and say good night.
483
00:16:49,734 --> 00:16:51,751
-Only we don't have children.
-We are children.
484
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,402
I mean, older children,
but still.
485
00:16:53,421 --> 00:16:55,404
Sorry we invited you guys
here to die.
486
00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:56,997
-Our bad.
-It's okay.
487
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,666
Feels like you can get killed by
a bunch of irresponsible adults
488
00:16:59,761 --> 00:17:00,852
almost anywhere these days.
489
00:17:01,079 --> 00:17:02,520
At least we're not dead yet.
490
00:17:02,671 --> 00:17:04,355
Yeah. Yeah, we're not.
491
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:06,265
You know what,
screw whoever's fault this is,
492
00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:08,084
we should just have
our prom anyway.
493
00:17:08,086 --> 00:17:11,011
At least for a few minutes
until we die.
494
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,421
Hey, Gill,
you can climb that rope
495
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:13,847
while you're
carrying stuff, right?
496
00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:15,925
Of course I can, I can even
climb it with just my feet.
497
00:17:15,943 --> 00:17:17,276
Ew, gross.
I mean, good.
498
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,778
I'm glad you can do that.
Okay.
499
00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:20,763
All right then, everyone.
500
00:17:20,782 --> 00:17:22,448
Listen up!
Prom is back on.
501
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,626
-(all whooping)
-Gill, here's what we need
from the gym.
502
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,110
We should really take away
those cocktails.
503
00:17:34,203 --> 00:17:36,220
It's very dangerous
for teens to drink.
504
00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:38,447
Yep. Drinking will, in fact,
kill them.
505
00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:40,707
And this building blowing up
will also kill them.
506
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,468
A classic double whammy.
507
00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:43,619
All right, everyone.
508
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:44,896
As chairs of the prom committee,
509
00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:47,123
we welcome you
to the Lone Moose Prom,
510
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:49,734
part two, the
"We're all gonna die" edition.
511
00:17:49,961 --> 00:17:51,961
Grab a drink,
confess that secret,
512
00:17:51,979 --> 00:17:53,963
kiss that crush-- consensually--
513
00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:56,223
and enjoy your
last moments on Earth.
514
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,225
DJ Airhorn, take it away.
515
00:17:58,319 --> 00:18:00,653
♪ ♪
516
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,396
♪ There are 16 moments ♪
517
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,399
♪ That define who you are ♪
518
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,310
♪ They're like a real memory ♪
519
00:18:07,328 --> 00:18:10,237
♪ That's bright as a star ♪
520
00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:12,072
♪ Sixteen special moments ♪
521
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,817
♪ You feel in your gut ♪
522
00:18:14,986 --> 00:18:16,910
♪ The moments that fill you ♪
523
00:18:17,004 --> 00:18:18,838
♪ From your head
to your butt... ♪
524
00:18:18,990 --> 00:18:21,081
All right, lovers,
this is the remix.
525
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,325
(distorted): DJ Airhorn.
526
00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:24,860
-(hip-hop air horn blares)
-(roars)
527
00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:26,345
Guys, guys! The bears.
528
00:18:26,497 --> 00:18:28,514
That first air horn sound
sent two of them running.
529
00:18:28,666 --> 00:18:31,258
We have to get very, very loud
to save ourselves.
530
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:34,003
DJ Airhorn,
do your air horn thing.
531
00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:35,354
-Gladly.
-(hip-hop air horn blaring)
532
00:18:35,506 --> 00:18:37,673
Make as much noise as possible.
533
00:18:37,692 --> 00:18:38,841
We got to make them hear us.
534
00:18:38,860 --> 00:18:40,843
♪ Your life is a story ♪
535
00:18:40,862 --> 00:18:42,436
♪ It has 16 parts ♪
536
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:45,272
♪ Like when you leave
your psychiatry practice ♪
537
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:48,275
♪ For a new life in the arts ♪
538
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:51,354
♪ There are 16 moments... ♪
539
00:18:51,447 --> 00:18:52,446
I don't know how,
540
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,132
but they're scaring
the bears away.
541
00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:55,858
-Is that an air horn?
-Wait.
542
00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:57,543
They got DJ Airhorn?
We tried to get him
543
00:18:57,695 --> 00:18:59,971
for our wedding and he told us
he was booked through 2027.
544
00:19:00,198 --> 00:19:02,214
The bears are off the truck,
Kyle. Go, go!
545
00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:04,142
All right, time to get
this student group
546
00:19:04,327 --> 00:19:06,202
in my big old scoop.
547
00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,703
How does she do it?
548
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:09,872
I got to get her to give me
some cool line lessons.
549
00:19:09,874 --> 00:19:13,893
And that's why Chris Pine
will never be my Captain Kirk.
550
00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:16,637
Hmm, I'm so glad
I survived this disaster
551
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:20,158
so I could hear that very long
monologue about Star Trek.
552
00:19:20,385 --> 00:19:23,052
You know, Ham,
we got into politics
553
00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,311
for exactly the wrong reasons,
554
00:19:24,405 --> 00:19:26,647
but you were
a pretty good president.
555
00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:28,833
And we saved the school.
556
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:31,744
(all shouting)
557
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,562
(all exclaiming)
558
00:19:33,581 --> 00:19:37,082
Okay, we might not
have saved the school.
559
00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:41,345
LOUIE:
Here, here, and there's
another one here.
560
00:19:41,497 --> 00:19:43,739
But these meat bunkers
were buried much later,
561
00:19:43,758 --> 00:19:45,516
so they should be good
for another few decades,
562
00:19:45,668 --> 00:19:47,576
if we wanted to just
deal with it later.
563
00:19:47,595 --> 00:19:50,746
Uh, no offense, but are you
freaking kidding me?
564
00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:51,931
Look, I love Lone Moose
565
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,749
maybe more than
a man should love a town.
566
00:19:53,768 --> 00:19:56,677
But we've got to deal with
all this rotten meat gunk
567
00:19:56,696 --> 00:19:58,011
that's buried within it
568
00:19:58,105 --> 00:20:00,013
or we'll be exploding
our children right and left.
569
00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:03,759
Or, just an idea,
maybe we take this as a sign
570
00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:04,944
that we don't need a school
571
00:20:05,096 --> 00:20:06,612
and we all just move on
with our lives.
572
00:20:06,764 --> 00:20:09,707
Moon, we will begin rebuilding
the school immediately.
573
00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:12,117
Mayor Peppers,
I hope you realize that
574
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:13,769
you will be losing my vote.
575
00:20:13,862 --> 00:20:15,771
Welcome, everyone,
to the "Much later
576
00:20:15,864 --> 00:20:18,958
school is already
out for the year" makeup prom.
577
00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:20,276
Let's see that lipstick.
578
00:20:20,294 --> 00:20:21,610
You know it's called
"makeup prom"
579
00:20:21,704 --> 00:20:23,645
because it makes up
for the one that was ruined,
580
00:20:23,647 --> 00:20:27,225
-not because of makeup, right?
-Yes. Of course I do.
581
00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:29,393
Thanks for flying down again.
582
00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,395
And for texting me
that tuba ballad about me.
583
00:20:31,622 --> 00:20:34,640
I love that it's called
"Judy Tub-in."
584
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,734
Of course.
Thank you for mailing me
585
00:20:36,885 --> 00:20:38,069
those handmade tuba charms.
586
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:39,628
I finally figured out
587
00:20:39,647 --> 00:20:41,572
how to stop accidentally
swallowing them when I play.
588
00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:43,407
(imitating hip-hop air horn)
589
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:45,910
-DJ Airhorn! (imitates air horn)
-(hip-hop air horn blares)
590
00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:47,486
Oh, he's playing our song.
591
00:20:47,638 --> 00:20:50,306
Yeah, I can't wait
until we walk down the aisle
592
00:20:50,324 --> 00:20:51,565
to that air horn sound.
593
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:52,899
(gasps)
Moment 11.
594
00:20:52,994 --> 00:20:55,160
And also, okay,
slow down, bud.
595
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,903
♪ Sixteen moments ♪
596
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,239
♪ That you never forget. ♪
597
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,425
♪ Where he at, where he at,
hey, where the yeti at? ♪
598
00:21:01,577 --> 00:21:03,243
♪ Where he at, where he at, yo,
where the yeti at? ♪
599
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,596
♪ Where he at, where he at,
oh, where the yeti at? ♪
600
00:21:05,823 --> 00:21:07,823
♪ Where he at, where he at, oh,
where the yeti at? ♪
601
00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:11,660
♪ Oh, yeti, where are you? ♪
602
00:21:11,679 --> 00:21:13,271
♪ I'm gonna find you ♪
603
00:21:13,498 --> 00:21:16,515
♪ Though you are hiding ♪
604
00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,759
♪ He's big and ♪
605
00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:20,836
♪ He's frightening ♪
606
00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:22,671
♪ Where's he hiding? ♪
607
00:21:22,765 --> 00:21:24,615
♪ I'm gonna find you ♪
608
00:21:24,842 --> 00:21:27,176
♪ Where he at, where he at,
oh, where the yeti at? ♪
609
00:21:27,194 --> 00:21:29,269
♪ Where he at, where he at, oh,
where the yeti at? ♪
610
00:21:29,363 --> 00:21:31,289
♪ Where he at, where he at,
oh, where the yeti at? ♪
611
00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,457
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