1 00:00:02,086 --> 00:00:04,003 -♪ look up there ♪ -♪ what do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:05,504 ♪ nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:06,964 -♪ like a rock ♪ -♪ and a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,133 --> 00:00:09,800 ♪ oh, the great north ♪ 5 00:00:09,969 --> 00:00:13,470 ♪ way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:14,638 ♪ catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,724 --> 00:00:16,306 ♪ or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,434 --> 00:00:17,474 ♪ wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,601 --> 00:00:20,978 ♪ oh, the great north ♪ 10 00:00:21,105 --> 00:00:22,187 ♪ here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,273 --> 00:00:23,856 ♪ here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:23,983 --> 00:00:25,232 ♪ from longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:29,361 ♪ in the great north. ♪ 14 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:33,073 [cheering] 15 00:00:33,868 --> 00:00:37,995 -♪ all the nets are in. My traps are checked. ♪ -[phone rings] 16 00:00:38,122 --> 00:00:40,622 -Hello? -Beef cheeks, it's carissa. 17 00:00:40,750 --> 00:00:43,417 Me and dorothy and marie are going to gals guzzle free night 18 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,586 At the daiquiri cave in kenai. You wanna come? 19 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,254 Gonna be a lotta sturdy broads there! 20 00:00:47,339 --> 00:00:50,841 Oh, I wish but... My... Nets are tangled, 21 00:00:51,010 --> 00:00:53,293 And my traps are on fire. Uh-oh! 22 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:56,138 [chuckles nervously] uh, so gotta take a rain check. 23 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,348 Beef, I love ya, but you're a terrible liar. 24 00:00:58,476 --> 00:01:00,142 You should be meetin' some bishes instead 25 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,852 Of catchin' fishes, but your loss. 26 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:03,270 Smell you later. 27 00:01:03,355 --> 00:01:04,396 [sighs] 28 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:07,024 Time to unwind after a full day of fishing 29 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,068 With a little more fishing. 30 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:11,612 [chuckles, grunts] 31 00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,530 [creaking] 32 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:14,531 Oh, no. 33 00:01:14,617 --> 00:01:16,325 Ah! 34 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:19,578 [gasping] 35 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:23,832 I'll just swim back. Oh, god, the current. [groans] 36 00:01:23,959 --> 00:01:26,502 Oh, my leg is so stuck. [grunts] 37 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:27,920 Okay, think, beef. 38 00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:29,421 Your leg is stuck in the net. 39 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:30,714 You gotta get untangled. 40 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,800 But pulling is seeming to tighten the ropes. 41 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:33,926 [shivers] 42 00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,928 Cold water. Hypothermia. 43 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:39,056 -Probably have 15 minutes at best. -Beef. 44 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:41,350 -What? -Relax. 45 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:42,976 It's all okay. 46 00:01:43,062 --> 00:01:44,353 God? Is that you? 47 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:47,064 Sorry I said I thought you were imaginary. 48 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,732 [chuckles] it's not god, beef. 49 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,359 It's me! Your penis. 50 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:53,487 Oh, man, hypothermia must be setting in. 51 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,280 Wait, why do you have a southern accent? 52 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:56,824 'cause I'm from down south. 53 00:01:56,909 --> 00:01:58,117 On your body. I mean... 54 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,993 I was, when I was alive. 55 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:02,204 But now I'm dead. 56 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:05,541 And I'm in heaven. Me. Your beautiful body handle. 57 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:08,418 Deceased. Because you haven't used me in years. 58 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:11,121 What? That's not true. What about last month? 59 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,257 The latest issue of fisherwoman's quarterly. 60 00:02:13,384 --> 00:02:14,842 That was a few minutes of fun. 61 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:17,177 I'm not talking about catchin' your own cod, 62 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:18,929 I'm talking about sex. 63 00:02:19,014 --> 00:02:20,430 Sex is kinda my thing. 64 00:02:20,516 --> 00:02:23,225 Well, I never have the opportunity to meet anyone. 65 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,102 "I never have the opportunity..." [scoffs] 66 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:27,512 You pass up opportunities all the time. 67 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:29,773 You just passed up an opportunity to go to 68 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,859 Gals guzzle free night with carissa. 69 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:32,985 I have ears, you know. 70 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:34,611 -You do? -Kinda. 71 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,990 Anyway, saying no to going to a literal ladies night 72 00:02:38,117 --> 00:02:39,491 Was the last straw for me. 73 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:42,703 It killed me. Just come join me in heaven. 74 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:43,954 But I don't want to die. 75 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,330 Well, then, maybe I could help you. 76 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:47,749 -Please! -If you could also help me. 77 00:02:47,877 --> 00:02:51,128 -I'll do anything. -Promise me you'll actually start living, 78 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:52,379 Get me in the game? 79 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:54,006 Because I'm not asking for a lot! 80 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,299 I'd take a-a one-night stand. 81 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,134 Or, I don't know, let's say you meet a lady 82 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:58,343 At the bus station. 83 00:02:58,429 --> 00:02:59,845 Y'all go to the bathroom together. 84 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,346 She gets you up on the changing table. 85 00:03:01,432 --> 00:03:02,723 Her teeth fall out, but who cares? 86 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,224 Maybe that's part of it. 87 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:07,186 Wait, what am I saying? Please, help me get untangled! 88 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,646 Okay, the net is tangled around your left foot. 89 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,773 It's in a kind of a cinch knot, so slide it up your leg 90 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:14,276 To loosen it, then wiggle your foot out. 91 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,195 [grunting] 92 00:03:16,322 --> 00:03:17,821 Holy hell. 93 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:21,283 I'm alive. I'm alive! 94 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:25,162 [panting] sorry... I'm... Late. 95 00:03:25,247 --> 00:03:27,414 Uh, beef, you okay there? 96 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,458 You look like the bear from the revenant. 97 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:32,211 Uh, dad? What happened to you? 98 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:34,254 Okay, I know this might sound bonkers, 99 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,673 But I had a near-death experience, 100 00:03:36,842 --> 00:03:38,592 And I... Saw something. 101 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:41,720 The cherubic faces of your beloved children? 102 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:44,348 No, I saw my... 103 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:49,144 ...My penis in the sky, and it spoke unto me. 104 00:03:49,230 --> 00:03:52,105 So you passed out, had a dream? 105 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:55,025 This was no dream, it was an epiphany. 106 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:58,820 My, uh, genital member was angry 107 00:03:58,948 --> 00:03:59,947 About me not having... 108 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,531 -A falcon? -Sex. 109 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,117 And that's my cue. Glad you're okay, dad. 110 00:04:04,203 --> 00:04:06,036 I'll be on the porch not talking about this. 111 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:07,579 I'm also suppressing a scream of terror 112 00:04:07,665 --> 00:04:09,790 At the prospect of discussing dad's boudoir journey, 113 00:04:09,908 --> 00:04:11,625 But I like to be perceived as sex-positive, 114 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:14,461 And I want dad to be happy, so I'm just gonna stay here 115 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:18,081 But just nod and say "mmm... Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm." 116 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,842 I, on the other hand, am ready to dig in. 117 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,178 Father, are you saying that your downstairs dad 118 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,013 Wants you to get a girlfriend? 119 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:26,932 He's not looking for commitment. 120 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,225 He's after a one-night stand. 121 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:29,476 Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm. 122 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,478 Maybe me and honeybee can find you a date, 123 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,105 And then we can all go out together! 124 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:34,481 Ah, it's always been a dream of mine 125 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:36,483 To do some double-teaming with my dad. 126 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,277 I hope to god that's not what you meant to say. 127 00:04:38,362 --> 00:04:39,945 Thank you for the offer, son. 128 00:04:40,030 --> 00:04:41,363 But I've gleaned from tv 129 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,116 That if all I'm looking for is a "hooking up," 130 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:46,785 I should just get on the... Uh, applications. 131 00:04:46,912 --> 00:04:49,371 Oh, yeah, if you're just after a little straddle-and-skedaddle, 132 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:50,664 Then dating apps are just the ticket. 133 00:04:50,833 --> 00:04:52,374 All right, once we finish dinner, 134 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:55,335 I will expose myself to the internet. 135 00:04:55,462 --> 00:04:57,879 Hey, moon. Did you have to fart during dinner 136 00:04:58,007 --> 00:04:59,298 So you came outside? 137 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:00,674 It happens to me all the time. 138 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,719 Just last week I had to run out of steak 'n shake. 139 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:05,262 Actually, the indoor conversation 140 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:08,056 Got a little too grown-up for my liking. 141 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:09,266 What are you up to, jerry? 142 00:05:09,435 --> 00:05:10,851 Oh, I was just stopping by to grab 143 00:05:10,936 --> 00:05:12,019 My spare bigfoot head. 144 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:13,729 I left it over here last week. 145 00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:14,813 Classy. 146 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,064 -May I? -Yeah. 147 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:21,153 Whoa, baby bigfoot. Ooh, this is giving me an idea. 148 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:22,904 My gigs have slowed down a little lately, 149 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,740 And I could use a new gimmick. 150 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:26,408 You want to play bigfoot's baby brother 151 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:28,243 At the birthday gig I'm headed to? 152 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:30,495 -For real? -Heck yeah, it'll be fun. 153 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,831 Plus, I always wanted a real-life baby brother, 154 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,249 But it never happened. 155 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,126 -So what do you say? -I'm in. 156 00:05:36,211 --> 00:05:37,544 And we can split the tip. 157 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:40,422 Free money? Okay, you're already my new best big brother. 158 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,758 Let me go inform my family about my new life. 159 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:46,762 Okay, I uploaded the only picture we have of dad smiling. 160 00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:48,055 Remember? We took it after 161 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:49,431 You saw that monkey wearing human clothes. 162 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:52,642 [laughs] it's not what they're supposed to wear. 163 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:55,145 -So, I guess I just click this button... -[computer chimes] 164 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,356 -Oh, hey, you matched. -Wonderful. 165 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:59,399 What do I do? Send her a letter in the mail? 166 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,610 You meet her tonight at the russian restaurant. 167 00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:03,904 And... Send. If things go well, you'll be getting 168 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:07,407 -An extra side of russian un-dressing. [laughs] -I hope so. 169 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:11,203 Life is precious, and I cannot squander this second chance. 170 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:14,373 I must do what my trouser captain demands. 171 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:17,084 Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm... 172 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:18,960 Hello, uh... 173 00:06:19,046 --> 00:06:20,128 -Tracy? -Hi. 174 00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,797 Hi. I'm sex tobin. 175 00:06:21,882 --> 00:06:23,215 I'm here for beef. I mean sex. 176 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,883 I mean I'm here for a date. 177 00:06:24,968 --> 00:06:26,176 Sex. Beef. [groans] 178 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,929 -Sex me. -I'm gonna go. 179 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:31,014 Oof. Rough start, but that's okay. 180 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:32,891 We gotta get you back on that horse. 181 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,976 That sex horse. Yee-haw, dad! 182 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:36,061 -Mm-hmm. -[computer chimes] 183 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,562 Ooh. Here we go. 184 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:40,232 I wonder if I've ever eaten a fish that you caught. 185 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,859 [laughs] that sure is fun to think about. 186 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:44,111 It is. 187 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,562 I hope you're enjoying your drink. 188 00:06:45,614 --> 00:06:47,239 -Oh, I am. -You're welcome. 189 00:06:47,366 --> 00:06:50,033 -I don't follow. -I invented cups. 190 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,993 You invented cups? 191 00:06:52,079 --> 00:06:54,788 -Oh, yes. [laughs] -is this a joke? 192 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,333 Also, I know you're... Hillary clinton. Mm. 193 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:00,252 I can't wait to wriggle that skin suit off you 194 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:02,587 -Back at my place. -To be expected. 195 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:05,048 You're gonna meet some people who are bonkers in the wonkers. 196 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:07,759 Right. Back on the sex horse I sit again. 197 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:08,969 Maybe I'll get earplugs, 198 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:10,762 Or perhaps the lord will take me. 199 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:11,888 Oh, here we go. 200 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,682 This lady looks nice and normal. 201 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,933 Uh, nina? 202 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:16,268 [baby-talking] hello, daddy! 203 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:19,146 -My diaper was full. -Oh, no. 204 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:21,815 Beef! ♪ here comes your bride ♪ 205 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,733 ♪ her name is me. ♪ -nope. 206 00:07:23,861 --> 00:07:25,694 No, no, no, no, no, no. 207 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,654 Um, barbie? 208 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:30,031 [baby-talking] uh-oh, I dwopped my pacifier, daddy. 209 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:34,369 Guys, I've been out every night this week. I'm exhausted. 210 00:07:34,496 --> 00:07:38,039 And a new issue of fisherwoman's quarterly arrived today, 211 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:41,084 So maybe I'll stay in and just read. 212 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,627 Beef, that last app sucked, but 213 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:45,255 I found one called lumber love that seems more your speed. 214 00:07:45,382 --> 00:07:47,215 You're meeting a gal called dee tonight. 215 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,426 She says she's gonna be wearing head-to-toe plaid. 216 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,595 -Well, that is a great start. -[knock on door] 217 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:53,847 Hey, guys. I'm here to pick moon up. 218 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,099 Bigfoot and his little brother are a big hit. 219 00:07:56,185 --> 00:07:57,517 This is our fifth party this week. 220 00:07:57,603 --> 00:07:59,302 Let's go do what bigfeet do. 221 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:02,272 Stackin' bills and delivering thrills. 222 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,065 [door opens] 223 00:08:07,863 --> 00:08:11,656 [sighs] well, there's my date in head-to-toe plaid. 224 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,868 Hey, delmer. I think there might have been a fun little mix-up. 225 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:15,911 Oh, hell no! 226 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:18,205 [groans] sorry, mr. P, 227 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,373 -I really tried. -Ow! 228 00:08:20,459 --> 00:08:22,375 Greta? What are you doing on the ground? 229 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:25,253 Oh, it's silly, I have something called "cottage cheese knees." 230 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,796 The dumb things just give out sometimes. 231 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,758 I was just heading in for a drink. Are you leaving? 232 00:08:32,804 --> 00:08:34,971 Buffalo wild wings. 233 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:37,349 That was because of the sex. 234 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,179 Good morning. Oh, wow, beef. 235 00:08:43,232 --> 00:08:44,481 You sure made a lot of bacon. 236 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,233 Which is great, because I'm pork deficient. 237 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,151 If I don't eat at least a half a pound a day, 238 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:49,402 My doctor says my hands could fall off. 239 00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:52,030 I know it's just the two of us, but I set 240 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:53,573 Six places out of habit. 241 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:54,783 I love it! I mean, 242 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:56,284 Who doesn't love breakfast? 243 00:08:56,370 --> 00:08:57,369 Well, there was my old co-worker kedden 244 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,037 Who used to scream at his hash browns 245 00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:00,997 In the break room, but he died. 246 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,083 I also packed you a nutritious lunch. 247 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:05,377 So, that's there if you should want it. 248 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:06,503 I... [clears throat] 249 00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:09,047 ...Um, haven't really, uh, had, you know, 250 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,216 A romantic encounter in a while. 251 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,676 I wasn't sure how to act. 252 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:14,553 Beef, just because we knocked galoshes 253 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,805 Doesn't mean we have to act any differently. 254 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,392 -We're just friends who boned. -Friends who boned. 255 00:09:20,519 --> 00:09:22,686 Okay, I like the sound of that. 256 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:23,937 Well, I have to go home 257 00:09:24,139 --> 00:09:25,313 And prepare this exact same meal 258 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,983 For my entire family before they wake up. 259 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,818 -[family] surprise! -Oh, uh... 260 00:09:29,987 --> 00:09:32,279 We noticed you didn't come home last night, 261 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,155 So we threw a little something together for you. 262 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:35,949 Was it everything you'd hoped for? 263 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,409 Rose petals? Candles? 264 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,494 A single hershey's kiss on your pillowcase? 265 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:42,080 -Spill. -Or, you know, don't spill. At all. 266 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,082 Son, those details are private. 267 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,667 Ah, but what the heck? 268 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:47,961 Give me a slice of that one-night-stand cake. 269 00:09:48,005 --> 00:09:49,296 Why is there breakfast cake? 270 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,047 More like sex-fest cake! Ha-ha! 271 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:53,967 -Dad went all the way! -And back up I go. 272 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,677 Take me with you. 273 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,679 We did it, my penis. 274 00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,348 We had a one-night stand. Of sex! 275 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:03,685 ♪ oh, yeah, a one-night stand of sex ♪ 276 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:06,229 ♪ we're just friends who boned ♪ 277 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:07,689 ♪ a one-night stand of sex ♪ 278 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,816 ♪ a one-night stand of sex ♪ 279 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:11,151 ♪ oh, sex! ♪ 280 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:14,279 Man, we're making money hand over fist. 281 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:15,947 And I'm finally getting to experience 282 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:17,073 The big brother thing. 283 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:18,408 Who knew it'd be so much fun 284 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,243 Buying my little brother an amount of ice cream 285 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,828 That would make him physically sick? 286 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:25,874 -You're nailing it, jer. -Well, hello, hello, hello. 287 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,083 Um... Hello. 288 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:29,044 We heard you've been doin' parties 289 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,795 Around town, as a duo. 290 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:34,299 Even heard you did ryan ferguson's sixth birthday party. 291 00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,468 -Uh, yeah. -Ferguson is our gig! 292 00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:37,636 There's only room for one 293 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:39,387 Big/little party duo in this town. 294 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,264 Used to be big cher and little cher. 295 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:44,392 Then someone gave 'em a pair of concrete wigs. 296 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:49,064 Now the only big/little duo is us. Capisce? 297 00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:51,191 Okay, that was freaky. 298 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:52,400 Don't worry about it, little bro. 299 00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:54,235 They're just party entertainers. 300 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,445 Yeah, what's the worst they could do? 301 00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,113 Hit us with a bucket of confetti? 302 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:59,866 Or make us a delightful balloon animal? 303 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:02,035 Honestly, I'd welcome it. 304 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:03,870 -Hmm... -[beef] good morning, 305 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:04,996 -My fine family. -[gasps] 306 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:05,997 What are you looking at? 307 00:11:06,041 --> 00:11:07,123 -Hi, dad. -Morning. 308 00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:07,999 -Uh, nothing. -Uh, dad, 309 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:09,209 If you're thinking about reading 310 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,627 The poetry corner, don't bother. 311 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:11,711 It's just dumb. 312 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,213 But today's obituaries are popping off. 313 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,547 Don't be ridiculous, judy. 314 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:17,050 You know poetry corner is always my first stop 315 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,843 After I read the date. 316 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,303 "October 14th." 317 00:11:20,430 --> 00:11:21,471 [chuckles] pretty good. 318 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,640 Hey! Uh, should we all go on a road trip? 319 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:24,557 Huh? Vegas? 320 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:26,226 -Let's go! -Not now, son. 321 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,395 And I'd thank you not to throw keys at my head. 322 00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:31,272 Today's poem: "red meat no gristle, 323 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,024 "late night guided missile. 324 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:35,276 By... Greta meatweep." 325 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:36,486 Hmm... 326 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:37,987 "when he helped me up in the parking lot, 327 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,781 "suddenly things got very hot. 328 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:43,702 "in the darkness entwined, on each other, we dined. 329 00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:44,953 "I was disrobing, 330 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,871 He was... Beef tobin." 331 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,498 Oh, my god. 332 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,838 "bedclothes askew; aroma, beef stew. 333 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,256 "night gives way to dawn, 334 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,883 -And yet our lovemaking goes on." -[groans] 335 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,427 -[groaning] -mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 336 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:01,511 Very cool! 337 00:12:01,555 --> 00:12:03,805 I wanted a discreet one-night stand, 338 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,391 Not to be the star of a literary sex tape. 339 00:12:06,435 --> 00:12:08,518 Dad, you got to celebrate your accomplishments. 340 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,271 This poem is going right up on the fridge. 341 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,273 [groans] I listened to my sky member, 342 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,275 And now I'm the town trollop. 343 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,609 Dad, relax. 344 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,445 I don't think anyone is gonna care much about this. 345 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:20,238 When crispin and I started dating 346 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,781 We thought we'd be the talk of the town. 347 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,367 You know, being a new couple in a small alaskan village, 348 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,286 But people moved on pretty quickly. 349 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,704 Frankly, a little more quickly 350 00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,205 Than my ego was comfortable with. 351 00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:30,623 And, beef, I didn't even know 352 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,792 There was a poetry corner in the lone moose wind. 353 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,419 I bet no one's even read this. 354 00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:35,754 You're probably right. 355 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:37,380 I mean, kids today, with their video games 356 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,716 And their linkedins, and their... Kites. 357 00:12:39,801 --> 00:12:42,135 I'm sure nobody cares about my sex-capades. 358 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,678 [groaning] mm-hmm. [squealing] mm-hmm! 359 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,347 I'm just gonna go run my errands and, uh, 360 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,600 Not give it a second thought. 361 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:52,312 ♪ ♪ 362 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,987 [ham] dad? You okay? 363 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,614 You're sitting on your brooding log. 364 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:06,159 I was in town, and it seems like many other ladies 365 00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,036 Wanted me to dip my... 366 00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:10,872 Beef taquito in their... Lady queso. 367 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,123 [groaning] mm-hmm. 368 00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:13,917 Which I know a lot of guys would dig, 369 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,710 But being the center of attention 370 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,128 Just isn't my style. 371 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,963 Dad, if you don't like all the attention, 372 00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,298 You should go talk to greta. 373 00:13:20,425 --> 00:13:21,674 She should know that you'd rather keep 374 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,635 Any further rhyming couplets about your romp private. 375 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:27,138 All right, hamjam. When did you become so wise? 376 00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,349 Oh, uh, about three years ago. 377 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,100 [moon] pretty crazy that we've done 378 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,061 Three parties for this family in one week. 379 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,980 [jerry] yeah, they always give little jay-jay three parties. 380 00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:37,982 He's gonna grow up to be a monster. 381 00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:39,192 Hey, what in the... 382 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:42,320 I think those damn clowns pied your car. 383 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,072 [engine starts] 384 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:45,740 -[honks horn] honk-honk, bitch. -[yelps] 385 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,200 Oh! How'd you get in here? 386 00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,619 You just couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? 387 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,037 Since you boys can't take a hint, 388 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,206 Here's an ultimatum: Costume battle. 389 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,041 Woods. Tomorrow night. You. Us. 390 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,501 Couple other guys. Derek's a maybe. 391 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,295 Appetizers, but not a meal. You get the picture. 392 00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,089 What the hell's a costume battle? 393 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,132 It's how us local party entertainers settle 394 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,551 This kind of score. 395 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:07,679 Winner gets to keep their act. Loser loses theirs. 396 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,013 [grunts] 397 00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:12,350 Boy, these clowns make the one from it seem chill. 398 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,727 I hope no one was watching them leave. 399 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:15,979 Be real disappointing to see 400 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:18,273 Only two clowns get out of a car. 401 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:19,274 [knocking] 402 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:22,235 Hello, greta. I read your poem. 403 00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:23,361 Oh, you did? I'm so glad. 404 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,071 I was so stirred by our lovemaking 405 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:27,115 That I was finally able to rhyme. 406 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,575 Would you like to come in? 407 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,201 I, uh... 408 00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,452 Yes, beef? 409 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,621 Yes... 410 00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,373 [ham] so... 411 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,459 Based on this second, very graphic poem, 412 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,961 I'm guessing you didn't tell greta 413 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,170 That you didn't love the first one? 414 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,548 Well, I tried, but... No. 415 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,675 Let me guess, you made significant eye contact 416 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,010 And then just boned again. 417 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,095 -We did. -Hoo... 418 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,806 "more beef broth overfloweth my trough, 419 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,099 By greta meatweep." 420 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,267 It's a great title for the sequel. 421 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,019 Wait. Let me just... Brace myself. 422 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,312 Okay. Proceed. 423 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,814 "prime rib sandwich, open face. 424 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,816 Mid-day gravy, hot embrace." 425 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,818 [straining] no! No! 426 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,236 Nope, nope, nope! 427 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:06,646 Sorry, I tried to be cool, but I am not this cool. 428 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:07,780 Good luck, dad. 429 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,198 And I am going to go upstairs to my room 430 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:10,116 And then out the window to a therapist! 431 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,077 [laughs hysterically] 432 00:15:13,163 --> 00:15:15,163 And I shall go to my room. 433 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:16,331 For the foreseeable future, 434 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,458 I shall moor my personal watercraft 435 00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,960 In the safe harbor of my own underpants. 436 00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:23,796 Hey, judy, you want to bring the table piece back? 437 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,757 I could get started fixing it. 438 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,467 [loud rock music playing] 439 00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:28,760 Huh. 440 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,261 This seems kind of bad. 441 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:32,805 Uh-huh. And I think you'll share my concern... 442 00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,683 -Where are the frickin' appetizers? -Oh, there's noodie the noodle. 443 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,936 Looks like he's been hitting the sauce pretty hard. 444 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,229 -Didn't think you'd show up. -Yeah, we showed up. 445 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,440 And you messed up by messing with 446 00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:43,775 My big bigfoot bro! 447 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:44,901 Go on, jerry. Get 'em! 448 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,070 Oh, moon! No, no, no, no. Don't say that. 449 00:15:47,197 --> 00:15:48,738 -Uh, I-I'm not-- -all right. 450 00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:49,989 Here's how this goes down. 451 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,449 First we strip down to our underwear 452 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,826 So we don't stain our costumes with blood. 453 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,036 Then we fist-fight. 454 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:56,996 Then winners burn the losers' costumes. 455 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,957 But first, everybody gets ten minutes 456 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:00,375 To do whatever drugs they want. 457 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,668 Moon, look. 458 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,628 I think I've been so focused on being a fun brother 459 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,922 That I forgot about the other big brother stuff, 460 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,298 Like protecting you. 461 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:08,925 I mean, taking you to a clearing in the woods 462 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,259 With a bunch of psychopaths? 463 00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,387 That's not ideal big brother behavior. 464 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,223 I think it might be time to retire our bigfoot team. 465 00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,767 But maybe we could just hang out sometimes. 466 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:18,935 Oh, definitely. 467 00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,354 Okay. When I say, "run," run. 468 00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,730 -Run! -Hey! 469 00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:23,731 Get back here. 470 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:25,316 Where are you going? [honks horn] 471 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,819 I'll miss you...! 472 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,070 [ham] okay... 473 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,863 Yeah, this is bad. 474 00:16:30,949 --> 00:16:31,906 Very, very bad. 475 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,282 Morning, my sibs. 476 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,784 Uh-oh. Your plates are saying flapjacks, 477 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,203 But your faces are saying, "oh, crap." 478 00:16:37,372 --> 00:16:39,539 "my eager vegan by greta meatweep"? 479 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,291 "your long blonde rattail glistening in the sun. 480 00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:46,087 Your lips like silken tofu, your patchouli-soaked man bun." 481 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,339 Uh-oh. This poem is not about your dad. 482 00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,761 "truffle hunting at night, my garden delight. 483 00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:57,181 I unearthed his carrot, and with glee he did share it." 484 00:16:57,267 --> 00:16:59,142 I know this poem's not about dad, 485 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,393 But I still hate it. 486 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,103 Looks like greta took a veggie dip. 487 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,312 Dad's gonna be devastated. 488 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,647 He's just gotten himself 489 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,399 Back on the market, and now he's being recalled. 490 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,067 -Gee! Hi-hi, hi. -[stammering] hi. 491 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:09,277 [chuckles nervously] hi, dad. 492 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,612 What, uh... What's going on? 493 00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:12,739 Oh, th-th-the... 494 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,115 Whole yard is-is on fire, 495 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,993 So... You better... Go... 496 00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,995 Oh. I see. 497 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,039 Excuse me. 498 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,126 -Oh, no, greta broke his heart. -I'll go after him. 499 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,670 -Wolf, no. -But he's... Sad. 500 00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:28,838 Yes, wolf, probably. 501 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,174 But look, dad chose to sleep with somebody. 502 00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,508 Twice. And it got complicated. 503 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,177 But as someone who has had to think about 504 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:36,220 This kind of relationship and sex crap 505 00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,181 From the time he was... [scoffs] 12 506 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,974 And first saw a knight rider rerun... 507 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:42,101 Hasselhoff. Vroom-vroom, baby. 508 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:44,312 Exactly. And that car was no slouch, either. 509 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,230 Look, as a gay dude, I always knew that 510 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:49,192 My love life might bring me a bit of, mm... Scrutiny. 511 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:52,070 But the other choice, hiding away, kind of sucks. 512 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,238 And we got to let dad process that. 513 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,949 Even if it means he lives in the shed for a month or two, 514 00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:58,451 Mumbling and eating cold spaghetti. 515 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:00,411 Okay, then, batten down the hatches. 516 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:03,122 It's about to get very forlorn around here. 517 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,667 Come on, penis, show yourself. We need to talk. 518 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,879 Ugh, maybe I have to be at risk of death. 519 00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:11,631 I guess I have to get in. 520 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:18,179 Oh, no! I'm in danger. I could die. 521 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,848 Beef! My man! What is up? 522 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,183 I am really proud of you. 523 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,811 You're the conductor of the bone town express. 524 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:25,812 Choo-choo! 525 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,188 No. I am not that. 526 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,524 Although I do like trains. But I'm upset. 527 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,901 Oh. Is it because greta took another lover? 528 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,027 The vegan? 529 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:34,112 How do you know that? 530 00:18:34,197 --> 00:18:36,197 Beef, I'm a part of you. 531 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,074 I know everything you do. 532 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,034 I know you're about to fart right now. 533 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,869 Well, you're wro-- oh. 534 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,121 [chuckles] see? 535 00:18:43,248 --> 00:18:44,580 So, what's the big deal about greta? 536 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:45,623 You jealous? 537 00:18:45,708 --> 00:18:47,250 No. And that's what I'm upset about. 538 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:49,502 I was always kind of jealous of kathleen, 539 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,003 So why am I not devastated 540 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:52,630 That I'm not greta's only boy toy? 541 00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:57,093 Has having casual sex turned me into some kind of a lothario? 542 00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,302 Beef, if you want answers, 543 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,346 You need to talk to the guy who sent me. 544 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,850 No offense to me, but I am pretty dumb. 545 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,059 Someone sent you? 546 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,978 Your heart sent me. 547 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,229 -Hey, heart. -Oh, hey, fellas. 548 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,981 I was just thinking about this cat I saw once 549 00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,232 That only had three paws. 550 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:12,692 He rode around on a little scooter. 551 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,152 -He was so brave. -'sup, dennis. 552 00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:15,945 My heart's name is dennis? 553 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:17,521 -Your name is beef? -Fair. 554 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,782 Beef, it's not just your down-below dangler 555 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:20,867 That's been dead for years. 556 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,034 It's me, too. 557 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:23,661 What? I use you all the time. 558 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,413 I-I love the kids. And the boat. 559 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,248 And that cat with the three paws. 560 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,375 I remember when we saw jangles on that website. 561 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,419 Beef, I'm talking about romantic love. 562 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,129 I haven't gotten to feel that in years. 563 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:36,007 Okay, but then why'd you send my wiener? 564 00:19:36,134 --> 00:19:37,383 Come on, beef, we all know the saying, 565 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,177 "the penis is the gateway to the heart." 566 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:40,469 That's not a saying. 567 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:41,971 Sure it is. I have it on a bumper sticker. 568 00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,097 You have a car? 569 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,390 Sort of. Well, it's complicated. 570 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,642 Look, beef, the point is, if you don't start 571 00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,811 Getting your old rod and reel back in the game, 572 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:50,146 Then I have no chance, either. 573 00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:52,106 And we've got a lot of good years ahead of us. 574 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,608 So you're saying that if I keep 575 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,318 -Doing the deed... -Hell yeah! 576 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:56,944 ...You can handle that, dennis? 577 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,613 I mean, you were really messed up 578 00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,198 Back when you-know-who ran off. 579 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,616 Oh, yeah. I was a disaster. 580 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,492 Remember how we used to have to lie down in the shower 581 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:05,203 Every time an air supply song came on? 582 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:06,996 We were both hanging on by our fingertips. 583 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,039 But I'm better now. 584 00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:09,415 Hmm. I guess that's true. 585 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,292 These days, when I hear air supply, 586 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,627 I just turn the radio off 587 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,671 And sometimes rub a cool rag across my forehead. 588 00:20:15,757 --> 00:20:18,341 We're just asking you not to fish your whole life away 589 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,551 While your friends go to gals guzzle free night. 590 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:24,138 Okay, I'll do what you guys want and get out there again. 591 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,974 Yes! But, beef, it's actually what you want. 592 00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:28,768 'cause we're you, ding-dong. 593 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:31,103 Hey, since we're gonna be getting back out there again, 594 00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,939 Maybe we call that doll lady, huh? 595 00:20:33,024 --> 00:20:34,106 -No. -[beef] absolutely not. 596 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:36,400 But I will keep trying. I promise. 597 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,027 All right, well, we'll be seeing you around, beef. 598 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,070 Bye, player. 599 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,404 Don't be afraid to reach out. 600 00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,865 Wait, my penis. I never got your name. 601 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,326 It's cindy... 602 00:20:48,539 --> 00:20:50,248 Thanks for all the support through the years, 603 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,916 Captain christy covington, 604 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,835 Beast of bass fishing and three-time cover girl. 605 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:57,088 But I got this now. 606 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,006 You know what? A man can change his mind. 607 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:01,550 ♪ the penis is the gateway to the heart ♪ 608 00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:03,261 ♪ I'm your jonhson ♪ 609 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,096 ♪ and I'm where you should start ♪ 610 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,890 ♪ I'm here to hold your hand through love ♪ 611 00:21:07,976 --> 00:21:09,976 ♪ and I'm closer to your farts ♪ 612 00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,560 ♪ it's me ♪ 613 00:21:11,646 --> 00:21:13,145 ♪ the downsouth donald ♪ 614 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:15,106 ♪ that's the gateway to your heart ♪ 615 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,857 ♪ people see me hanging around ♪ 616 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:18,359 ♪ think I'm up to nothing good ♪ 617 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,986 ♪ but I have schemes and dreams, you know ♪ 618 00:21:20,113 --> 00:21:21,070 ♪ I'm not just made of wood ♪ 619 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:22,280 ♪ not just made of wood ♪ 620 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,656 ♪ get to know me better ♪ 621 00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,449 ♪ and you'll see I can unlock ♪ 622 00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:26,701 ♪ the golden road to that hunky dude ♪ 623 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,369 ♪ the one that beats ticktock ♪ 624 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,204 ♪ I'm the penis, the gateway to your heart. ♪ 625 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,372 Captioning sponsored by bento box entertainment 626 00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:32,915 And toyota. 627 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:34,625 Captioned by media access group at wgbh access.Wgbh.Org