1 00:00:02,728 --> 00:00:04,578 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:05,912 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,065 --> 00:00:07,172 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,399 --> 00:00:10,083 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:13,737 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,830 --> 00:00:14,905 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,998 --> 00:00:16,515 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,666 --> 00:00:17,741 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,834 --> 00:00:21,169 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,429 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,581 --> 00:00:24,097 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:25,673 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,842 --> 00:00:29,570 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:33,348 [cheering] 15 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:37,052 This is Diondra Tundra, live at City Hall, 16 00:00:37,112 --> 00:00:39,263 where we are moments away from finding out 17 00:00:39,356 --> 00:00:41,064 who will serve as interim mayor 18 00:00:41,116 --> 00:00:43,876 while Mayor Peppers undergoes a reverse vasectomy. 19 00:00:44,103 --> 00:00:45,860 While he's getting his junk back, 20 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,271 we're getting a town hall snack. 21 00:00:47,364 --> 00:00:48,547 They're talking about you, babe. 22 00:00:48,698 --> 00:00:50,290 Well, now, let's not jinx it. 23 00:00:50,442 --> 00:00:52,609 While write-in votes are yet to be counted, 24 00:00:52,702 --> 00:00:53,886 according to exit polls, 25 00:00:54,113 --> 00:00:56,113 Councilperson Roy and Council Eagle Toby 26 00:00:56,131 --> 00:00:58,949 are neck and feathered neck with Wolf Tobin, 27 00:00:58,967 --> 00:01:00,875 seen here in his official campaign photo. 28 00:01:00,895 --> 00:01:03,620 Babe, I think you really are going to frang the dang thing. 29 00:01:03,639 --> 00:01:06,306 Well, don't count out those write-in votes just yet. 30 00:01:06,458 --> 00:01:07,641 Lone Moosers love a write-in. 31 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:09,476 They get their head turned pretty easily. 32 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:11,719 Indeed. Last time Mayor Peppers was out, 33 00:01:11,739 --> 00:01:14,631 everyone wrote in Mrs. Laramie just because she'd given out 34 00:01:14,724 --> 00:01:17,242 full-sized candy bars for Halloween the previous fall. 35 00:01:17,394 --> 00:01:19,227 Well, now she's been dead for five years. 36 00:01:19,396 --> 00:01:20,746 So I just might frang this. 37 00:01:20,973 --> 00:01:22,973 ♪ Let's frang the dang thing ♪ 38 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:24,399 -[cheering] -♪ Let's frang it ♪ 39 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,567 ♪ Let's frang the dang thing ♪ 40 00:01:25,661 --> 00:01:27,252 Mr. and Mrs. Michelle Obama? 41 00:01:27,404 --> 00:01:29,663 Of course, I'd love to start a podcast together 42 00:01:29,815 --> 00:01:32,149 -on how we've all shaped America. -♪ Frang the dang thing. ♪ 43 00:01:32,242 --> 00:01:34,835 Whoo! I can't wait to give the town of Lone Moose 44 00:01:34,987 --> 00:01:37,154 a full-sized bar called my heart. 45 00:01:37,247 --> 00:01:39,339 So, does Lone Moose always elect a short-term mayor 46 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:41,174 when the regular mayor takes a sick day? 47 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,826 Only when anesthesia is involved. 48 00:01:42,919 --> 00:01:44,494 Otherwise, Lone Moose officials pride themselves 49 00:01:44,663 --> 00:01:46,772 on unnecessarily powering through illnesses. 50 00:01:46,999 --> 00:01:48,590 Our last mayor passed a kidney stone 51 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:50,717 while reading to first graders at the library. 52 00:01:50,869 --> 00:01:52,002 If You Give a Moose a Muffin 53 00:01:52,004 --> 00:01:54,113 gets pretty existential when screamed. 54 00:01:54,264 --> 00:01:57,599 Jerry, would you like any more boneless barbecue bacon bites? 55 00:01:57,693 --> 00:01:59,042 Oh, no, thanks, I'm full. 56 00:01:59,044 --> 00:02:01,027 Uh, did I tell you they were free? 57 00:02:01,180 --> 00:02:02,604 You did, like a dozen times. 58 00:02:02,681 --> 00:02:04,939 Jerry, these guys are very weird about free stuff. 59 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:06,867 -They can't resist it. -This is Alaska. 60 00:02:07,019 --> 00:02:08,852 If someone offers you anything for free, 61 00:02:08,871 --> 00:02:10,445 you take it and you run like hell. 62 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:12,205 -Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. -That's true. 63 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,874 This is it. They're announcing the final results. 64 00:02:13,968 --> 00:02:16,635 With all the votes counted, Wolf Tobin does have the lead... 65 00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:17,636 Woo-hoo! 66 00:02:17,863 --> 00:02:19,029 ...among official candidates. 67 00:02:19,047 --> 00:02:21,715 But the actual winner is a write-in. 68 00:02:21,867 --> 00:02:24,534 Wolf Tobin was hoping to take home a win tonight, 69 00:02:24,628 --> 00:02:27,128 but Honeybee Shaw-Tobin beat him to it. 70 00:02:27,222 --> 00:02:29,389 Wait, I won? Wolf, I'm-I'm... 71 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,466 Yeah, oh... 72 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:34,060 it's all right, I... uh... [sobbing] 73 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:36,971 Aw, babe, You know I'd never win against you on purpose. 74 00:02:36,991 --> 00:02:38,882 Unless it was some kind of fun casino scheme 75 00:02:38,975 --> 00:02:40,159 where we split the profits after. 76 00:02:40,327 --> 00:02:41,809 You know, uh, maybe I'll just have 77 00:02:41,904 --> 00:02:43,645 a little drink to, uh, celebrate. 78 00:02:43,739 --> 00:02:46,556 Uh, but I should probably open this campaign champagne 79 00:02:46,558 --> 00:02:50,818 outside so I don't risk injuring our new interim mayor. 80 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,580 It's not a big deal that you didn't win, Wolf. 81 00:02:53,732 --> 00:02:55,248 You're better than this. 82 00:02:55,401 --> 00:02:57,325 Having a hot wife that everyone likes much, much more than you 83 00:02:57,419 --> 00:02:58,677 is no reason to be jealous. 84 00:02:58,828 --> 00:03:00,512 Yeah, what's important is that you tried your best 85 00:03:00,664 --> 00:03:03,407 and instead it went someone who didn't try at all. 86 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,242 Why isn't this making me feel better? 87 00:03:05,335 --> 00:03:08,261 Aah! Susan Sarandon's brother Brandon, that hurt. 88 00:03:08,414 --> 00:03:09,763 [sighs] 89 00:03:09,839 --> 00:03:12,933 Okay, I'm gonna go back in there and be supportive. 90 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,509 It's like the Rolling Stones say, 91 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,753 "You can't always get what you want, but your wife can. 92 00:03:16,772 --> 00:03:19,940 And that's okay, too, because maybe she'll have leftovers." 93 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:23,777 Did somebody say Lone Moose has a sexy new mayor 94 00:03:23,929 --> 00:03:25,687 with a strong, supportive husband? 95 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:27,614 So, you're not upset about losing? 96 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:31,043 I was for a second, but now I'm 100% behind you 97 00:03:31,194 --> 00:03:33,861 and ready to hitch my wagon to your caboose. 98 00:03:33,881 --> 00:03:35,272 -Toot-toot! -Well, okay, then. 99 00:03:35,290 --> 00:03:37,198 Because now that it's sunk in, I'm pretty excited. 100 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:39,384 I've always wanted a chance to have some real responsibility. 101 00:03:39,536 --> 00:03:41,220 At the curtain store, it felt like Dad would never 102 00:03:41,405 --> 00:03:43,780 let me in on the big decisions like which new styles to order. 103 00:03:43,799 --> 00:03:45,724 Or how long to let a customer stay in the bathroom 104 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:47,117 before giving a concerned knock. 105 00:03:47,119 --> 00:03:48,727 Well, here's your first decision as mayor: 106 00:03:48,878 --> 00:03:52,397 would you like a hooray hug or a congratulations kiss? 107 00:03:52,624 --> 00:03:53,957 Ooh, both. 108 00:03:53,976 --> 00:03:55,459 See, I'm gonna be great at this. 109 00:03:55,552 --> 00:03:57,753 And I'm going to be great at standing right beside you 110 00:03:57,755 --> 00:03:58,962 every step of the way. 111 00:03:58,981 --> 00:04:00,739 It'll almost be like I'm mayor, too. 112 00:04:00,966 --> 00:04:02,816 Yeah, but I'm actually the mayor. 113 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:05,410 [laughs] Of course, of course. 114 00:04:05,562 --> 00:04:08,413 Honeybee Shaw-Tobin, with the power vested in me, 115 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:12,509 I hereby appoint you Interim Mayor. 116 00:04:12,511 --> 00:04:15,087 Oh, you're done. I assumed there'd be like a ball, 117 00:04:15,314 --> 00:04:17,314 with like a live orchestra, and maybe Elsa's there 118 00:04:17,332 --> 00:04:19,149 and she freezes the town, and then Hans-- 119 00:04:19,167 --> 00:04:20,425 Ah, you're in a Frozen spiral, sweetie. 120 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,153 -Right, right. -You do get to wear the sash. 121 00:04:23,171 --> 00:04:25,931 Sorry, there's a little mustard stain on it from the last guy. 122 00:04:26,082 --> 00:04:28,658 I should be fully recovered by 8:00 a.m. tomorrow, 123 00:04:28,752 --> 00:04:30,251 and then I'll be ready... 124 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,662 [groggy] to be your next American Idol. 125 00:04:32,756 --> 00:04:36,108 Oh-oh! Sorry, the medication might be kicking in a little. 126 00:04:36,259 --> 00:04:40,070 Don't worry, Mayor Peppers, Lone Moose is in great hands. 127 00:04:41,356 --> 00:04:43,765 Here's your coffee, my governmental goddess. 128 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,008 They didn't have any milk, 129 00:04:45,027 --> 00:04:46,676 so I used a little dollop of sour cream. 130 00:04:46,695 --> 00:04:49,513 Oh, and I did have to use a stapler as a stir stick 131 00:04:49,531 --> 00:04:52,607 and one staple did get in, but I fished it right out. 132 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,034 Oh, you're... staying? 133 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:56,369 Yeah. I figured, since I did all that research 134 00:04:56,522 --> 00:04:58,188 on Lone Moose for my campaign, 135 00:04:58,206 --> 00:05:00,114 I might as well keep my brain right here for you to pick. 136 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:02,042 Oh, okay, that's fine. 137 00:05:02,194 --> 00:05:04,136 I bet even Beyoncé brings Jay-Z to work sometimes 138 00:05:04,363 --> 00:05:05,545 in case she needs someone 139 00:05:05,697 --> 00:05:07,806 to get her a new mouse pad or something. 140 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:09,290 Oh, you're going to sit right here? 141 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:10,792 Right over my shoulder? Okay. 142 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:14,980 Like a little guardian angel. Or a very erotic parrot. 143 00:05:15,131 --> 00:05:17,131 -Terrific. -Ca-caw, ca-caw! 144 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:19,067 Polly wants some politics. 145 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,473 Good morning, Interim Mayor Honeybee and regular Wolf. 146 00:05:25,551 --> 00:05:27,567 Good morning, Councilperson Gwen, Stephanie. 147 00:05:27,719 --> 00:05:29,828 Tell me everything I need to know about interim mayoring. 148 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:31,404 You can use the private bathroom, 149 00:05:31,557 --> 00:05:33,723 you can print anything you want all day, 150 00:05:33,817 --> 00:05:35,667 and some people like to bang the gavel in the meeting room. 151 00:05:35,819 --> 00:05:37,577 Oh, you brought your computer. 152 00:05:37,729 --> 00:05:39,079 Oh, yes, but don't mind me, 153 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:40,321 just taking some notes. 154 00:05:40,415 --> 00:05:44,250 "Honeybee bang gavel, comma, go potty." 155 00:05:44,403 --> 00:05:46,069 Wait, so that's all I do today? 156 00:05:46,088 --> 00:05:47,253 I don't make any decisions? 157 00:05:47,406 --> 00:05:48,996 You can decide where we order lunch from. 158 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,498 But don't leave leftovers in the fridge. 159 00:05:50,667 --> 00:05:51,758 That's my pet peeve. 160 00:05:51,910 --> 00:05:52,926 Ready to go bang the gavel? 161 00:05:53,078 --> 00:05:55,187 -[sighs] I guess. -[Vera] Ding ding! 162 00:05:55,338 --> 00:05:56,413 Ding ding! 163 00:05:56,506 --> 00:05:58,081 Why did you take away the counter bell? 164 00:05:58,174 --> 00:06:00,675 Uh-oh, Vera's here with her daily complaints. 165 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:02,586 We took away the bell because she just rings it 166 00:06:02,588 --> 00:06:04,011 and rings it when the mayor won't see her. 167 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,106 Now she just yells till she falls asleep, 168 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:07,532 and then we put her in her car. 169 00:06:07,684 --> 00:06:08,867 Huh. Well, send her in. 170 00:06:09,018 --> 00:06:10,777 Are you sure? She's terrible. 171 00:06:10,929 --> 00:06:12,353 I can handle it. I'm the mayor. 172 00:06:12,431 --> 00:06:13,688 That's what I'm here for. 173 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:15,098 [Vera] Ding ding! Ding ding! 174 00:06:15,117 --> 00:06:16,266 Hello, new idiot. 175 00:06:16,284 --> 00:06:17,283 I'd like to move my fence 176 00:06:17,378 --> 00:06:18,768 -five feet back and-- -Done! 177 00:06:18,787 --> 00:06:19,786 Wait, really? 178 00:06:19,938 --> 00:06:22,122 Okay, I just need you to sign this. 179 00:06:22,274 --> 00:06:23,289 Oh, uh, actually-- 180 00:06:23,442 --> 00:06:24,716 Only five feet, right? 181 00:06:24,868 --> 00:06:26,701 That's like the five-second rule, but with distances. 182 00:06:26,795 --> 00:06:28,294 Just a moment, my nubile notary-- 183 00:06:28,463 --> 00:06:30,280 Oh, do I not have the power to do this? 184 00:06:30,298 --> 00:06:31,464 Well, you do, actually. 185 00:06:31,617 --> 00:06:33,116 But there's actually a whole process 186 00:06:33,118 --> 00:06:34,300 for re-fencing in Lone Moose, 187 00:06:34,453 --> 00:06:35,285 and I do recommend we follow it 188 00:06:35,378 --> 00:06:36,803 because just to the northwest-- 189 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:40,565 Uh, we can circle back to this riveting geography lesson later. 190 00:06:40,717 --> 00:06:41,791 -It's a yes. -Thanks. 191 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:43,960 I'm glad I voted for you as a joke. 192 00:06:44,053 --> 00:06:45,311 That was awesome. 193 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:46,980 I feel so energized and powerful, 194 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,315 like a Lady Cocaine Bear. 195 00:06:49,468 --> 00:06:51,468 So, you don't just want to spend the day 196 00:06:51,561 --> 00:06:53,912 looking for giant scissors and asking if we have nukes? 197 00:06:54,063 --> 00:06:55,805 I definitely will do both of those things, 198 00:06:55,824 --> 00:06:56,990 but I'm here to help, too. 199 00:06:57,142 --> 00:06:58,399 Okay, in that case, 200 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:00,644 I have a small proposal I'd love to run by you. 201 00:07:00,737 --> 00:07:03,255 There are no small proposals, just small mayors. 202 00:07:03,406 --> 00:07:05,424 Which, to be clear, is different than short kings, 203 00:07:05,575 --> 00:07:06,833 who I love and respect. 204 00:07:06,985 --> 00:07:09,243 See, Lone Moose has had a noise curfew of 8:00 p.m. 205 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,655 since the 1800s, originally put in place 206 00:07:11,673 --> 00:07:13,006 when the home harpsichord was invented, 207 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:16,083 and it's really a bummer for the karaoke night I host. 208 00:07:16,178 --> 00:07:17,436 Oh, Stephanie, no. 209 00:07:17,663 --> 00:07:19,179 Mm-hmm. If I can't sing the entire soundtrack 210 00:07:19,331 --> 00:07:22,182 to Broadway's Liam Neeson's Taken: The Musical 211 00:07:22,334 --> 00:07:24,759 at my own party, is this even America? 212 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,336 Not to me. Where's that bill? 213 00:07:26,354 --> 00:07:29,172 Now, Honeybee, I don't want to Wolf-splain this to you, 214 00:07:29,265 --> 00:07:30,932 but in a small Alaskan town, 215 00:07:31,026 --> 00:07:33,434 even the tiniest decisions can be a big deal. 216 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:35,937 You would not believe the brouhaha that erupted 217 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,364 when the city council let two different coffee shops 218 00:07:38,517 --> 00:07:40,125 call themselves Brew-Ha-Ha's. 219 00:07:40,352 --> 00:07:43,277 Well, thank you for your input, constituent Wolf, 220 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:46,039 but I am capable of making decisions. 221 00:07:46,115 --> 00:07:47,949 I'm sorry, my Sonia Sexy-mayor. 222 00:07:48,026 --> 00:07:51,044 It's just that I did do a lot of preparation for this job. 223 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,620 Right, but now it's my job. 224 00:07:52,714 --> 00:07:54,306 And we're talking about fences and music here, 225 00:07:54,457 --> 00:07:55,474 not world peace. 226 00:07:55,701 --> 00:07:57,534 Bam! Now, Stephanie, send out an email blast 227 00:07:57,552 --> 00:07:58,885 letting people know I'll be holding 228 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:01,037 mayoral office hours for the rest of the day. 229 00:08:01,056 --> 00:08:03,315 Oh, and add the fun GIF where a dog keeps barking 230 00:08:03,466 --> 00:08:04,874 -at a poster of Reba. -[Wolf laughs] 231 00:08:04,893 --> 00:08:06,559 Now, that's gonna get some heinies in hallways. 232 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,136 Speaking of which, I'm thinking I move this chair back around 233 00:08:09,231 --> 00:08:11,231 and then we'll each put one butt cheek on yours? 234 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:13,733 Or, uh, if you have other errands 235 00:08:13,885 --> 00:08:15,719 to do or something, I'm good. 236 00:08:15,812 --> 00:08:18,404 Nope, I'm free as a turd. 237 00:08:18,557 --> 00:08:20,123 [barks] 238 00:08:21,059 --> 00:08:22,817 If it's not too much trouble... 239 00:08:22,911 --> 00:08:24,819 -Well, actually, babe-- -Approved. 240 00:08:25,747 --> 00:08:27,672 -Now, hon, if it were me-- -I'm gonna say yes, Dorothy. 241 00:08:27,899 --> 00:08:30,917 You make a girl want to start paying her taxes again. 242 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:33,553 ♪ ♪ 243 00:08:38,744 --> 00:08:39,834 [Maude] Well, 244 00:08:39,928 --> 00:08:42,245 if it isn't Lone Moose's first family. 245 00:08:42,264 --> 00:08:45,339 Congratulations on being related to the interim mayor. 246 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:46,416 Thank you. It's an honor 247 00:08:46,434 --> 00:08:47,600 to have someone in the family 248 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,343 be recognized by the town. 249 00:08:49,437 --> 00:08:50,529 Mom got recognized a lot, 250 00:08:50,756 --> 00:08:52,589 but mostly for pretending to be a mermaid 251 00:08:52,607 --> 00:08:54,348 off the docks when she drank too much Zima. 252 00:08:54,426 --> 00:08:56,017 You know, I'd love to get a picture 253 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,261 of Mayor Honeybee up on the wall today. 254 00:08:58,263 --> 00:09:00,372 -What's in it for us? -Well... 255 00:09:00,599 --> 00:09:02,432 HAM: I didn't think I'd be hungry, 256 00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:05,043 but special treatment really works up an appetite. 257 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,546 I'll admit getting free pies from Maude's 258 00:09:07,773 --> 00:09:10,456 was an unexpected and appreciated indulgence. 259 00:09:10,609 --> 00:09:12,366 But let's not let this go to our heads. 260 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,702 Hey, Tobins. Got some new samples in. 261 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:16,871 Don't suppose you'd like to take them for a spin? 262 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,948 Maybe Honeybee sees something she likes 263 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:21,618 and pops down for a picture I can throw on our website? 264 00:09:21,636 --> 00:09:24,788 Well, it'd be rude not to at least look. 265 00:09:24,881 --> 00:09:26,881 [Honeybee] Wow, it's only 2:00, and I've already made 266 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,549 more decisions in one day than I made 267 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,476 in all the time I worked at the curtain shop. 268 00:09:30,629 --> 00:09:31,978 Is there a level above girlboss? 269 00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:34,221 You know, maybe this afternoon you and I sit here 270 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:36,908 and carefully go over every decision you've made thus far. 271 00:09:37,135 --> 00:09:39,226 See if there's any you want to un-decide. 272 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,079 Actually, Wolf, you know, I was thinking 273 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:43,248 maybe you could work at home for the rest of the day. 274 00:09:43,475 --> 00:09:45,232 -Oh. -'Cause I've been noodling 275 00:09:45,327 --> 00:09:47,644 on a very special project for you. 276 00:09:47,662 --> 00:09:50,088 Lone Moose has a lot of small town charm, 277 00:09:50,239 --> 00:09:52,165 but are we maximizing it? 278 00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:54,759 -Great question. -I want you to take this phone book... 279 00:09:54,986 --> 00:09:57,320 Uh-oh, someone just got a PhB. 280 00:09:57,339 --> 00:09:58,504 ...and call everyone in town 281 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,156 and ask them if they have any quirky skills 282 00:10:00,249 --> 00:10:02,175 that we can put on the Lone Moose tourism website. 283 00:10:02,327 --> 00:10:04,177 Oh, this idea absolutely cranks. 284 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,347 Great. And I'll stay here and, you know, be the mayor. 285 00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,608 Which I was elected to be. While you're more 286 00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:11,334 behind the scenes. At home. 287 00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:12,502 Oh, hell yes. 288 00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:15,447 You'll be like Kamala Harris and I'm, uh... 289 00:10:15,598 --> 00:10:16,615 I want to say Gary? 290 00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:18,508 -Doug. -And I'll be Doug. 291 00:10:18,601 --> 00:10:21,511 Well, we're just hours into the Honeybee administration, 292 00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:24,030 and the town is positively buzzing. 293 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,698 She's talking directly to the people 294 00:10:25,851 --> 00:10:29,352 and she's saying yes to easing their distress. 295 00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:30,962 Just ask Dorothy Tuntley. 296 00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:33,523 Honeybee rescinded the skinny-dipping ban. 297 00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:36,025 Now if I want to hit the lake on my property 298 00:10:36,044 --> 00:10:37,360 in what God granted, 299 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:40,363 it's between me and the super hot owl in my pine tree. 300 00:10:40,382 --> 00:10:41,714 There you have it. 301 00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:45,143 If you've got a worry, come see the mayor in a hurry. 302 00:10:45,294 --> 00:10:48,054 Picture this: Fresh air, the night sky. 303 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,481 And getting absolutely hammered. 304 00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:53,318 I'm talking permitted outdoor alcohol consumption. 305 00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,546 Mm, I don't know. Moose-hunting within town limits 306 00:10:56,564 --> 00:10:57,638 seems kind of dangerous. 307 00:10:57,732 --> 00:10:58,990 Moose are the dangerous ones. 308 00:10:59,142 --> 00:11:01,401 I found one in my den going through my DVDs. 309 00:11:01,569 --> 00:11:04,387 It ate my copy of Michael Douglas's The Game. 310 00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:06,239 [gasps] That bastard. 311 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,390 Approved. 312 00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:09,167 -[phone rings] -Go for Mayor Honeybee. 313 00:11:09,394 --> 00:11:10,560 This is the First Husband. 314 00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:11,819 What you doing? 315 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,246 I'm at work, which you know 316 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,321 because it's where you called me. 317 00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:15,915 [laughs] So true. 318 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:18,084 Uh, thought you might want to hear how the project is going. 319 00:11:18,236 --> 00:11:21,587 Spoiler: I finished. Ha! Got a lot of good quirks. 320 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:24,240 For instance, did you know that Daniel Strunk 321 00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,351 has a beaver cemetery in his backyard? 322 00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:28,836 He's laid hundreds of our flat-tailed friends to rest. 323 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:31,915 Oh, amazing. Just, uh, email it all over. 324 00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:33,174 Actually, if I leave now, 325 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,341 I can head on in and get caught up 326 00:11:34,436 --> 00:11:35,935 on everything that's happened since I left. 327 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,087 Oh, uh, hold on, someone's talking to me. 328 00:11:38,106 --> 00:11:39,605 What's that? Mayor-mergency? 329 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,257 Sorry, babe, got to go. 330 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,183 Oh, ha. 331 00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,593 That's a busy little Honeybee. 332 00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:46,779 But this Wolfy worker bee is just as busy. 333 00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:48,281 Uh, uh... Oh, I know. 334 00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:50,542 Busy making a romantic as all heck dinner, 335 00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:53,269 to celebrate the end of Honeybee's mayoral term. 336 00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:56,197 Now, where are the pizza rolls? 337 00:11:56,365 --> 00:11:58,441 I can't believe I've wasted my life 338 00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:01,553 wearing wool socks when I could be wearing the full sheep. 339 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:02,721 My feet are sweating, 340 00:12:02,948 --> 00:12:04,222 which normally would make them cold, 341 00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:06,040 but then these boots just warm them up again. 342 00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:08,375 This confusing sensation is certainly worth 343 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,470 a few moments of Honeybee's time. 344 00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:12,564 Yoo-hoo, Tobins. 345 00:12:12,715 --> 00:12:14,624 Y'all look so important. 346 00:12:14,642 --> 00:12:16,626 Well, we're having a special on free makeovers 347 00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:20,488 for people who are on their way to see Mayor Honeybee. 348 00:12:22,634 --> 00:12:23,742 [Honeybee sighs] 349 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,652 Well, gals, I guess that's all she wrote, literally. 350 00:12:26,805 --> 00:12:28,488 Okay, let me just get Wolf's leftovers for you 351 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,915 since he forgot them here, which is weird... [laughs] 352 00:12:31,142 --> 00:12:32,158 since there's a sign on the fridge 353 00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,827 and I did issue a verbal warning-- 354 00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,662 [trumpet blowing] 355 00:12:36,815 --> 00:12:39,073 Oh, did you guys get me a singing congrats-o-gram? 356 00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,741 Hear ye, hear ye. 357 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,987 I, Jeremy Reuben, the duly elected town crier 358 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,656 of Whippleton hereby notify you that Whippleton 359 00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:49,684 formally declares war against Lone Moose. 360 00:12:53,832 --> 00:12:55,515 Wait, Whippleton is declaring war? Gwen, Stephanie? 361 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,850 Can they do that? Like, actual war? 362 00:12:58,003 --> 00:13:00,186 With fighting and cargo pants and stuff? 363 00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:03,506 Whereby Lone Moose did encroach upon Whippleton 364 00:13:03,599 --> 00:13:06,100 by a distance of five feet upon our border, 365 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,269 which is, according to the Treaty of 1989, 366 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,029 considered to be an act of war, 367 00:13:10,181 --> 00:13:13,941 war is therefore duly declared. 368 00:13:14,035 --> 00:13:15,034 Thank you for listening. 369 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,777 I'll see you on the battlefield. 370 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,463 Oh, may I use your restroom? 371 00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:21,040 I had two grape Fantas on the drive over. [chuckles] 372 00:13:21,192 --> 00:13:23,209 You're home, finally. 373 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,136 Ah, the pizza rolls are cold, 374 00:13:25,288 --> 00:13:26,863 but we could, uh, reheat them if you know what I mean? 375 00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:29,048 I'm kind of in the middle of some important city business. 376 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,383 Oh, I thought you were handing 377 00:13:30,535 --> 00:13:31,810 the reins back to Mayor Peppers. 378 00:13:32,037 --> 00:13:33,369 W-What's so important that it can't wait 379 00:13:33,462 --> 00:13:35,963 until after this elegant retirement feast, 380 00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,373 my Delicious-Beth Warren? 381 00:13:37,392 --> 00:13:38,966 Uh, Lone Moose is at war. 382 00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:41,060 Wait, like Lone Moose Lone Moose? 383 00:13:41,212 --> 00:13:42,469 Yes, and I'm just about to head to the front. 384 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,063 Where's our emergency stash of peppermint bark? 385 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,156 I need a peace offering. 386 00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:47,216 Oh, this is about Vera's fence, huh? 387 00:13:47,235 --> 00:13:48,642 Wait, how did you-- 388 00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:50,144 The 1989 land treaty. 389 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,645 I tried to tell you this morning. 390 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,831 Oh, you tried to tell me? 391 00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:54,240 You did not say anything about a war. 392 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,500 I mean, I was going to, but... 393 00:13:55,651 --> 00:13:57,335 Look, I'll just head out there with you 394 00:13:57,486 --> 00:13:58,670 and fix this problem-- 395 00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:01,506 No, I don't need my husband rushing in to save me. 396 00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,174 I'm not saving, I'm helping. 397 00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:04,491 I've been trying to help all day. 398 00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,177 I finished the special assignment. 399 00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:07,178 I just gave you that assignment 400 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,513 to get you off my junk. 401 00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:10,256 -Wait, really? -Yes. 402 00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:11,832 I didn't ask you to come to the office with me. 403 00:14:11,926 --> 00:14:13,409 And I also didn't ask you to correct 404 00:14:13,411 --> 00:14:15,244 every decision I made like a big jerk. 405 00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:16,579 Well, maybe if you'd listened to me 406 00:14:16,598 --> 00:14:18,931 questioning all your decisions like a big jerk, 407 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,024 we wouldn't be at war. 408 00:14:20,251 --> 00:14:21,225 Oh, please, you were just mad 409 00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:22,676 that people like me better than you. 410 00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:24,511 What? No. 411 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,679 F-Fine. You know what? 412 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,924 All offers to help are hereby rescinded. 413 00:14:27,926 --> 00:14:31,110 Let's face it. I'm an Elsa and you're an Olaf at best. 414 00:14:31,262 --> 00:14:32,686 No, wait, everyone loves Olaf. 415 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,539 You're one of the carrots they feed the reindeer. 416 00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:36,875 Damn it, I'm in a Frozen spiral again. 417 00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:38,951 By God, I'm glistening. 418 00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:42,881 Dare I say this is the best free makeover I've ever had. 419 00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:44,273 You dare, and I dare. 420 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,608 You were right, Yolanda. 421 00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:47,960 Contouring is exactly like frosting a cake. 422 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,279 If you mess up, you just add another layer. 423 00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:51,389 We'd better get over to town hall 424 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,633 to get Honeybee to stop by for her pictures. 425 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,042 She's not responding to my texts. 426 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,285 Also I cannot see my phone. 427 00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:57,711 All right, y'all, when you bring her, 428 00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,973 I'll set y'all up with some gorgeous acrylic nails. 429 00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,049 I don't know what those are, 430 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,401 and I cannot wait to have them. 431 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,646 Okay, everyone, hi, hi, nice to meet you. 432 00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:08,481 I'm Honeybee, Interim Mayor of Lone Moose. 433 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:11,300 Ooh, peppermint bark. Can someone hold my retainer? 434 00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:14,654 I stand before you as Mayoress Shanice Parker-Butts. 435 00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:17,749 You have encroached on our land with much boldness, sir. 436 00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,751 -'Tis war. -Okay, yes, 437 00:15:19,978 --> 00:15:21,252 first of all, love the outfits. 438 00:15:21,404 --> 00:15:23,813 Listen, we are just talking about five feet, 439 00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:25,498 and I'm sure Vera wasn't aware 440 00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,908 -of the trouble she was causing when she-- -Oh, I knew. 441 00:15:28,002 --> 00:15:29,594 Who do you think called and told them? 442 00:15:29,745 --> 00:15:30,929 -Vera. -Deal with it. 443 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,004 Chaos keeps me young. 444 00:15:32,157 --> 00:15:33,489 She called, but you signed 445 00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:35,582 the authorization for her to move the fence, 446 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,176 Mrs. Interim Mayor. 447 00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:39,604 Mayor Honeybee, we have a situation. 448 00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:40,939 Which I am dealing with. 449 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,348 Um, yes, hello, everyone. 450 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,666 Mayor Shanice. 451 00:15:43,685 --> 00:15:45,109 But I'm actually not talking about the war. 452 00:15:45,336 --> 00:15:48,095 Things have gotten a little... out of control in town. 453 00:15:48,189 --> 00:15:49,614 [clamoring over phone] 454 00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:51,098 Okay, guys, I'll be right back. 455 00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:53,284 -Vera, uh, get them some coffee, okay? -Never. 456 00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:56,955 [Stephanie] ♪ My name is Bryan Mills and I bring home the bacon ♪ 457 00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:58,364 ♪ I've got a special set of skills ♪ 458 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,199 ♪ And my daughter's been taken ♪ 459 00:16:00,351 --> 00:16:01,793 Okay, uh, I am realizing 460 00:16:01,944 --> 00:16:03,186 that getting rid of the noise curfew 461 00:16:03,204 --> 00:16:04,629 and allowing hunting in town 462 00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:05,964 may not have been one of my finest moments. 463 00:16:06,191 --> 00:16:08,874 I guess, uh, tell the crowd to disperse, Edna. 464 00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:12,361 I'd love to, but no one is breaking the law. 465 00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,972 Even the public drinking is legal now. 466 00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:15,364 Boy, I really screwed the moose. 467 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,216 But I can handle this. This town still loves me. 468 00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:18,459 Let me make an announcement 469 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,885 that if everyone goes home right now, 470 00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,054 I will write on their Facebook wall 471 00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:23,464 when it's their birthday. Aah! 472 00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:25,208 Sorry. I was aiming for that moose. 473 00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:27,318 -Mrs. Tuntley! -[moose bellows] 474 00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:29,378 Yoo-hoo, Mr. Owl! 475 00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:31,472 I have eight more songs, then it's your turn. 476 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,492 Bottomless moonshine, get your bottomless moonshine. 477 00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:37,078 -What have I done? -[snare drum playing] 478 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,389 -Oh no. -Atten-hut. 479 00:16:40,408 --> 00:16:42,500 Acting Mayor Honeybee Shaw-Tobin? 480 00:16:42,651 --> 00:16:43,817 Unfortunately, yes. 481 00:16:43,911 --> 00:16:46,062 I hereby notify you that as an ally 482 00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:47,505 of the noble land of Whippleton, 483 00:16:47,656 --> 00:16:48,989 the town of Ted's Folly 484 00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:52,510 formally also declares war on Lone Moose. 485 00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:53,827 [sighs] Terrific. 486 00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,071 What in the world? 487 00:16:55,089 --> 00:16:56,255 Honeybee, we need to take you 488 00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,165 to get your nails done. 489 00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,742 [Wolf] Lady Birds Johnson. 490 00:16:59,761 --> 00:17:03,504 I'm so upset I'm even wasting perfectly good pizza rolls. 491 00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:04,671 [door opens] 492 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,024 [sobbing] 493 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,083 Babe, no, what is it? 494 00:17:07,176 --> 00:17:08,509 The peppermint bark didn't work. 495 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,178 I know you're mad at me, but-but-but... 496 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,272 Whatever it is, it's gonna be okay. 497 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,367 -[sobbing] -Let me get some pizza rolls out of the trash for you. 498 00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:22,598 Well, I'm the worst mayor Lone Moose has ever had. 499 00:17:22,617 --> 00:17:25,043 That's my final declaration as mayor. 500 00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:26,452 That I'm the worst. 501 00:17:26,604 --> 00:17:28,362 Oh, sweetie, I wouldn't be too hard on yourself. 502 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,106 We've had some pretty bad mayors. 503 00:17:30,124 --> 00:17:32,625 Mayor Hornby ate three of his constituents. 504 00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:33,700 Now, what's going on? 505 00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:35,202 If I tell you, can you promise 506 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,537 not to say "I told you so"? 507 00:17:36,631 --> 00:17:37,780 Can I silently mouth it? 508 00:17:37,799 --> 00:17:39,282 Wait, no, no, no, no, go ahead. 509 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,558 Well, you know how Whippleton declared war? 510 00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:43,636 -Yep. -Well, apparently the treaty says 511 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,712 that if they declare war, Ted's Folly has to, too. 512 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,733 -Mm-hmm. -And I accidentally sort of on purpose 513 00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:50,626 made public drinking and public nudity 514 00:17:50,645 --> 00:17:53,145 and public singing and hunting moose in town legal, 515 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,222 and I didn't know people would, you know... 516 00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:56,482 -Take advantage of it? -Uh-huh. 517 00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:58,409 I've always been good at being popular, 518 00:17:58,636 --> 00:18:00,653 but I guess that's different than being powerful. 519 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,971 I just was having fun 520 00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:03,823 being in charge and making decisions. 521 00:18:03,975 --> 00:18:05,065 'Cause my dad never let me. 522 00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:07,284 So then, when I was correcting you, it just... 523 00:18:07,437 --> 00:18:09,645 Reminded me of that. And made me-- 524 00:18:09,664 --> 00:18:11,071 Mad. Aw, Honeybee, 525 00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:13,574 I'm so sorry for being such a bossy bag of butts today. 526 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,818 Honestly, I was just jealous that you were mayor. 527 00:18:15,837 --> 00:18:18,262 But you know what? I don't care if you're the town's favorite 528 00:18:18,489 --> 00:18:20,080 as long as I'm still your favorite. 529 00:18:20,174 --> 00:18:21,915 Of course you are. And I'm sorry, too. 530 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,509 Some of your ideas were really great, 531 00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:25,845 even if how you said them sucked pinecones. 532 00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:27,271 So, are we back to good? 533 00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:29,498 Of course. I mean, I'm a little annoyed 534 00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,167 about the peppermint bark supply, 535 00:18:31,185 --> 00:18:33,611 which you know is impossible to get April through August, 536 00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:34,779 even on the dark web. 537 00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,781 [chuckles] I know. I guess I'll head back 538 00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:38,616 to town hall and undo all my doings. 539 00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:39,784 I will no longer be popular, 540 00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:41,527 -but it's the right thing. -No way. 541 00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,863 I know someone who's already not popular 542 00:18:44,015 --> 00:18:45,606 and pretty ready to make everybody mad. 543 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,017 -Dane Cook? -Well, yes, probably him too, 544 00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:49,352 but I'm talking about me. 545 00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:51,854 I hereby use my authority as interim mayor 546 00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:53,522 to name Wolf Tobin 547 00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:55,949 as Lone Moose's "temporary" interim mayor. 548 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,951 There's a new, newer mayor in town 549 00:18:58,045 --> 00:19:00,638 and he's about to flex his "no" muscle. 550 00:19:00,865 --> 00:19:01,955 [booing] 551 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,142 I may not be as popular as my beloved wife, 552 00:19:04,327 --> 00:19:05,868 and no, I was not elected, 553 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,203 nor do I have your confidence... 554 00:19:07,221 --> 00:19:09,129 -I like you! -Thanks, Dad. 555 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,723 -You look amazing. -I know. 556 00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,224 But I am here to fix stuff. 557 00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:13,800 So, listen up, Lone Moose. 558 00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:15,653 Here in my hand I hold all of the bills 559 00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:18,639 that your favorite mayor, Honeybee Shaw, signed today. 560 00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:23,310 I am now revoking all statutes passed today by executive order. 561 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,738 So, holster your arrows, pack up your bar, 562 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,574 cover your butt cheeks, and disconnect your karaoke machine. 563 00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:30,576 What about your sandwich you left in the fridge? 564 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,504 Care to revoke that, too? It's starting to stink. 565 00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:36,065 Gwen, please, first, I need to put an end 566 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,208 to this senseless bloodshed. 567 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,326 Ted's Folly's army, you're with us. 568 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:41,904 I'm glad we're all friends again. 569 00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:43,514 Ew. Why is your hand so wet? 570 00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:46,742 Ah, I wish I knew, Shanice. I wish I knew. 571 00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:48,001 -Group hug? -Touch me 572 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,170 and I'll have you arrested for war crimes. 573 00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:52,190 One respectful nod it is. 574 00:19:52,341 --> 00:19:54,675 Thank you for your loyal service, 575 00:19:54,769 --> 00:19:56,343 Temporary Interim Mayor Wolf. 576 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,844 It was my honor, Your Honor. 577 00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,513 Lone Moose may not like me right now, 578 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,608 but I know one person here who loves me. 579 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,427 Look, I know you don't need me to save you, 580 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,445 but I sure like helping you from time to time. 581 00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:08,931 Well, there's no one I'd rather have save me than you. 582 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,282 Unless it's a drowning situation, 583 00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:11,617 in which case I'm going Aquaman, 584 00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,193 then The Rock, then that whale 585 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,195 -that played Willy, if he's free. -He is now. 586 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,622 All right, let's head home. 587 00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:18,274 The peppermint bark may be gone, 588 00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:19,608 but I think we still have some 589 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,444 potato-shaped holiday novelty chocolates 590 00:20:21,462 --> 00:20:23,462 from St. Patrick's Day to dig into. 591 00:20:23,614 --> 00:20:25,448 How about you dig into this soggy hoagie? 592 00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:27,633 Since you can't remember to take it home, 593 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,102 you can wear it home, Wolf. 594 00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:32,288 [yelps] 595 00:20:32,306 --> 00:20:33,380 [grunts] 596 00:20:33,474 --> 00:20:37,126 ♪ And I... ♪ 597 00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:39,403 -Honeybee, you saved me. -Did I? 598 00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:41,480 Oh, God, there's sauce everywhere! 599 00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:43,015 Shh. Just rest now. 600 00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:44,967 You two are so flipping weird. 601 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:47,027 I'm going towards the light. 602 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,246 Don't you die on me! 603 00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:50,063 I'm leaving. Lock up when you go. 604 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,490 You got it, Gwen. 605 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:54,234 ♪ ♪ 606 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:57,588 ♪ I will always love... ♪ 607 00:20:57,740 --> 00:21:02,985 ♪ Bittersweet memories ♪ 608 00:21:03,004 --> 00:21:09,267 ♪ That is all I'm taking with me ♪ 609 00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:14,680 ♪ So goodbye, please don't cry ♪ 610 00:21:14,832 --> 00:21:21,445 ♪ We both know I'm not what you, you need ♪ 611 00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:25,007 ♪ And I... ♪ 612 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:28,452 ♪ Will always love you, ooh. ♪ 613 00:21:28,529 --> 00:21:30,604 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 614 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,957 and TOYOTA.