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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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[cheering]
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This is Diondra Tundra,
live at City Hall,
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where we are moments away
from finding out
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who will serve as interim mayor
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while Mayor Peppers
undergoes a reverse vasectomy.
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While he's
getting his junk back,
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we're getting a town hall snack.
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They're talking about you, babe.
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Well, now, let's not jinx it.
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While write-in votes
are yet to be counted,
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according to exit polls,
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Councilperson Roy
and Council Eagle Toby
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are neck and feathered neck
with Wolf Tobin,
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seen here in
his official campaign photo.
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Babe, I think you really are
going to frang the dang thing.
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Well, don't count out
those write-in votes just yet.
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Lone Moosers love a write-in.
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They get their head
turned pretty easily.
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Indeed. Last time
Mayor Peppers was out,
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everyone wrote in Mrs. Laramie
just because she'd given out
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full-sized candy bars
for Halloween the previous fall.
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Well, now she's
been dead for five years.
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So I just might frang this.
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♪ Let's frang the dang thing ♪
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-[cheering]
-♪ Let's frang it ♪
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♪ Let's frang the dang thing ♪
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Mr. and Mrs. Michelle Obama?
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Of course, I'd love to
start a podcast together
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-on how we've all shaped
America.
-♪ Frang the dang thing. ♪
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Whoo! I can't wait to give
the town of Lone Moose
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a full-sized bar
called my heart.
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So, does Lone Moose always elect
a short-term mayor
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when the regular mayor
takes a sick day?
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Only when anesthesia
is involved.
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Otherwise, Lone Moose
officials pride themselves
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on unnecessarily
powering through illnesses.
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Our last mayor
passed a kidney stone
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while reading to first graders
at the library.
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If You Give a Moose a Muffin
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gets pretty existential
when screamed.
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Jerry, would you like any more
boneless barbecue bacon bites?
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Oh, no, thanks, I'm full.
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Uh, did I tell you
they were free?
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You did, like a dozen times.
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Jerry, these guys are
very weird about free stuff.
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-They can't resist it.
-This is Alaska.
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If someone offers you
anything for free,
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you take it
and you run like hell.
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-Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
-That's true.
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This is it. They're announcing
the final results.
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With all the votes counted,
Wolf Tobin does have the lead...
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Woo-hoo!
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...among official candidates.
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But the actual winner
is a write-in.
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Wolf Tobin was hoping
to take home a win tonight,
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but Honeybee Shaw-Tobin
beat him to it.
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Wait, I won? Wolf, I'm-I'm...
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Yeah, oh...
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it's all right, I... uh...
[sobbing]
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Aw, babe, You know I'd never win
against you on purpose.
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Unless it was some kind of
fun casino scheme
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where we split
the profits after.
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You know,
uh, maybe I'll just have
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a little drink to, uh,
celebrate.
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Uh, but I should probably
open this campaign champagne
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outside so I don't risk injuring
our new interim mayor.
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It's not a big deal
that you didn't win, Wolf.
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You're better than this.
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Having a hot wife that everyone
likes much, much more than you
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is no reason to be jealous.
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Yeah, what's important is
that you tried your best
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and instead it went someone
who didn't try at all.
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Why isn't this
making me feel better?
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Aah! Susan Sarandon's
brother Brandon, that hurt.
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[sighs]
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Okay, I'm gonna go back
in there and be supportive.
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It's like
the Rolling Stones say,
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"You can't always get what you
want, but your wife can.
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And that's okay, too, because
maybe she'll have leftovers."
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Did somebody say Lone Moose
has a sexy new mayor
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with a strong,
supportive husband?
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So, you're not upset
about losing?
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I was for a second,
but now I'm 100% behind you
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and ready to hitch my wagon
to your caboose.
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-Toot-toot!
-Well, okay, then.
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Because now that it's sunk in,
I'm pretty excited.
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I've always wanted a chance to
have some real responsibility.
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At the curtain store,
it felt like Dad would never
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let me in on the big decisions
like which new styles to order.
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Or how long to let a customer
stay in the bathroom
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before giving a concerned knock.
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Well, here's your first
decision as mayor:
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would you like a hooray hug
or a congratulations kiss?
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Ooh, both.
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See, I'm gonna be great at this.
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And I'm going to be great
at standing right beside you
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every step of the way.
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It'll almost be like
I'm mayor, too.
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Yeah, but I'm actually
the mayor.
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[laughs] Of course, of course.
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Honeybee Shaw-Tobin,
with the power vested in me,
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I hereby appoint you
Interim Mayor.
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Oh, you're done. I assumed
there'd be like a ball,
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with like a live orchestra,
and maybe Elsa's there
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and she freezes the town,
and then Hans--
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Ah, you're in a Frozen spiral,
sweetie.
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-Right, right.
-You do get to wear the sash.
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Sorry, there's a little mustard
stain on it from the last guy.
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I should be fully recovered
by 8:00 a.m. tomorrow,
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and then I'll be ready...
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[groggy]
to be your next American Idol.
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Oh-oh! Sorry, the medication
might be kicking in a little.
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Don't worry, Mayor Peppers,
Lone Moose is in great hands.
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Here's your coffee,
my governmental goddess.
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They didn't have any milk,
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so I used a little dollop
of sour cream.
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Oh, and I did have to use
a stapler as a stir stick
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and one staple did get in,
but I fished it right out.
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Oh, you're... staying?
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Yeah. I figured, since
I did all that research
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on Lone Moose for my campaign,
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I might as well keep my brain
right here for you to pick.
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Oh, okay, that's fine.
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I bet even Beyoncé brings Jay-Z
to work sometimes
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in case she needs someone
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to get her a new mouse pad
or something.
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Oh, you're going to sit
right here?
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Right over my shoulder? Okay.
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Like a little guardian angel.
Or a very erotic parrot.
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-Terrific.
-Ca-caw, ca-caw!
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Polly wants some politics.
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Good morning, Interim Mayor
Honeybee and regular Wolf.
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Good morning,
Councilperson Gwen, Stephanie.
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Tell me everything I need
to know about interim mayoring.
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You can use
the private bathroom,
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you can print anything you want
all day,
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and some people like to bang
the gavel in the meeting room.
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Oh, you brought your computer.
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Oh, yes, but don't mind me,
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just taking some notes.
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"Honeybee bang gavel,
comma, go potty."
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Wait, so that's all I do today?
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I don't make any decisions?
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You can decide
where we order lunch from.
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But don't leave leftovers
in the fridge.
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That's my pet peeve.
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Ready to go bang the gavel?
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-[sighs] I guess.
-[Vera] Ding ding!
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Ding ding!
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Why did you take away
the counter bell?
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Uh-oh, Vera's here
with her daily complaints.
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We took away the bell
because she just rings it
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and rings it when
the mayor won't see her.
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Now she just yells
till she falls asleep,
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and then we put her in her car.
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Huh. Well, send her in.
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Are you sure?
She's terrible.
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I can handle it.
I'm the mayor.
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That's what I'm here for.
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[Vera]
Ding ding! Ding ding!
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Hello, new idiot.
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I'd like to move my fence
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-five feet back and--
-Done!
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Wait, really?
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Okay, I just need you
to sign this.
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Oh, uh, actually--
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Only five feet, right?
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That's like the five-second
rule, but with distances.
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Just a moment,
my nubile notary--
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Oh, do I not have
the power to do this?
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Well, you do, actually.
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But there's actually
a whole process
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for re-fencing in Lone Moose,
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and I do recommend we follow it
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because just to the northwest--
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Uh, we can circle back to this
riveting geography lesson later.
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-It's a yes.
-Thanks.
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I'm glad I voted for you
as a joke.
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That was awesome.
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I feel so energized
and powerful,
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like a Lady Cocaine Bear.
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So, you don't just want
to spend the day
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looking for giant scissors
and asking if we have nukes?
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I definitely will do
both of those things,
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but I'm here to help, too.
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Okay, in that case,
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I have a small proposal
I'd love to run by you.
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There are no small proposals,
just small mayors.
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Which, to be clear,
is different than short kings,
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who I love and respect.
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See, Lone Moose has had
a noise curfew of 8:00 p.m.
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since the 1800s,
originally put in place
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when the home harpsichord
was invented,
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and it's really a bummer
for the karaoke night I host.
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Oh, Stephanie, no.
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Mm-hmm. If I can't sing
the entire soundtrack
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to Broadway's Liam Neeson's
Taken: The Musical
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at my own party,
is this even America?
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Not to me.
Where's that bill?
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Now, Honeybee, I don't want
to Wolf-splain this to you,
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but in a small Alaskan town,
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even the tiniest decisions
can be a big deal.
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You would not believe
the brouhaha that erupted
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when the city council let
two different coffee shops
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call themselves Brew-Ha-Ha's.
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Well, thank you for your input,
constituent Wolf,
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but I am capable
of making decisions.
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I'm sorry, my Sonia Sexy-mayor.
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It's just that I did do a lot
of preparation for this job.
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Right, but now it's my job.
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And we're talking about
fences and music here,
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not world peace.
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Bam! Now, Stephanie,
send out an email blast
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letting people know
I'll be holding
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mayoral office hours
for the rest of the day.
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Oh, and add the fun GIF
where a dog keeps barking
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-at a poster of Reba.
-[Wolf laughs]
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Now, that's gonna get
some heinies in hallways.
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Speaking of which, I'm thinking
I move this chair back around
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and then we'll each put
one butt cheek on yours?
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Or, uh, if you have
other errands
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to do or something, I'm good.
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Nope, I'm free as a turd.
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[barks]
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If it's not too much trouble...
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-Well, actually, babe--
-Approved.
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-Now, hon, if it were me--
-I'm gonna say yes, Dorothy.
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You make a girl want
to start paying her taxes again.
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♪ ♪
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[Maude]
Well,
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if it isn't
Lone Moose's first family.
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Congratulations on being related
to the interim mayor.
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Thank you.
It's an honor
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to have someone in the family
248
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be recognized by the town.
249
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Mom got recognized a lot,
250
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but mostly for pretending
to be a mermaid
251
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off the docks when
she drank too much Zima.
252
00:08:54,426 --> 00:08:56,017
You know,
I'd love to get a picture
253
00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,261
of Mayor Honeybee
up on the wall today.
254
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-What's in it for us?
-Well...
255
00:09:00,599 --> 00:09:02,432
HAM:
I didn't think I'd be hungry,
256
00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:05,043
but special treatment
really works up an appetite.
257
00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,546
I'll admit getting
free pies from Maude's
258
00:09:07,773 --> 00:09:10,456
was an unexpected
and appreciated indulgence.
259
00:09:10,609 --> 00:09:12,366
But let's not let
this go to our heads.
260
00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,702
Hey, Tobins.
Got some new samples in.
261
00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:16,871
Don't suppose you'd like
to take them for a spin?
262
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,948
Maybe Honeybee sees
something she likes
263
00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:21,618
and pops down for a picture
I can throw on our website?
264
00:09:21,636 --> 00:09:24,788
Well, it'd be rude
not to at least look.
265
00:09:24,881 --> 00:09:26,881
[Honeybee] Wow, it's only 2:00,
and I've already made
266
00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,549
more decisions in one day
than I made
267
00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:30,476
in all the time
I worked at the curtain shop.
268
00:09:30,629 --> 00:09:31,978
Is there a level above girlboss?
269
00:09:32,130 --> 00:09:34,221
You know, maybe this afternoon
you and I sit here
270
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and carefully go over every
decision you've made thus far.
271
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See if there's any
you want to un-decide.
272
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,079
Actually, Wolf,
you know, I was thinking
273
00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:43,248
maybe you could work at home
for the rest of the day.
274
00:09:43,475 --> 00:09:45,232
-Oh.
-'Cause I've been noodling
275
00:09:45,327 --> 00:09:47,644
on a very special project
for you.
276
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Lone Moose has
a lot of small town charm,
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but are we maximizing it?
278
00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:54,759
-Great question.
-I want you to take
this phone book...
279
00:09:54,986 --> 00:09:57,320
Uh-oh, someone just got a PhB.
280
00:09:57,339 --> 00:09:58,504
...and call everyone in town
281
00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,156
and ask them if they have
any quirky skills
282
00:10:00,249 --> 00:10:02,175
that we can put on
the Lone Moose tourism website.
283
00:10:02,327 --> 00:10:04,177
Oh, this idea absolutely cranks.
284
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:07,347
Great. And I'll stay here and,
you know, be the mayor.
285
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:09,608
Which I was elected to be.
While you're more
286
00:10:09,793 --> 00:10:11,334
behind the scenes.
At home.
287
00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:12,502
Oh, hell yes.
288
00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:15,447
You'll be like
Kamala Harris and I'm, uh...
289
00:10:15,598 --> 00:10:16,615
I want to say Gary?
290
00:10:16,766 --> 00:10:18,508
-Doug.
-And I'll be Doug.
291
00:10:18,601 --> 00:10:21,511
Well, we're just hours into
the Honeybee administration,
292
00:10:21,529 --> 00:10:24,030
and the town
is positively buzzing.
293
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,698
She's talking
directly to the people
294
00:10:25,851 --> 00:10:29,352
and she's saying yes
to easing their distress.
295
00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:30,962
Just ask Dorothy Tuntley.
296
00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:33,523
Honeybee rescinded
the skinny-dipping ban.
297
00:10:33,541 --> 00:10:36,025
Now if I want to hit
the lake on my property
298
00:10:36,044 --> 00:10:37,360
in what God granted,
299
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:40,363
it's between me and the super
hot owl in my pine tree.
300
00:10:40,382 --> 00:10:41,714
There you have it.
301
00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:45,143
If you've got a worry,
come see the mayor in a hurry.
302
00:10:45,294 --> 00:10:48,054
Picture this: Fresh air,
the night sky.
303
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,481
And getting absolutely hammered.
304
00:10:49,632 --> 00:10:53,318
I'm talking permitted
outdoor alcohol consumption.
305
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,546
Mm, I don't know.
Moose-hunting within town limits
306
00:10:56,564 --> 00:10:57,638
seems kind of dangerous.
307
00:10:57,732 --> 00:10:58,990
Moose are the dangerous ones.
308
00:10:59,142 --> 00:11:01,401
I found one in my den
going through my DVDs.
309
00:11:01,569 --> 00:11:04,387
It ate my copy of
Michael Douglas's The Game.
310
00:11:04,406 --> 00:11:06,239
[gasps]
That bastard.
311
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,390
Approved.
312
00:11:07,559 --> 00:11:09,167
-[phone rings]
-Go for Mayor Honeybee.
313
00:11:09,394 --> 00:11:10,560
This is the First Husband.
314
00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:11,819
What you doing?
315
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,246
I'm at work, which you know
316
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,321
because it's where
you called me.
317
00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:15,915
[laughs]
So true.
318
00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:18,084
Uh, thought you might want to
hear how the project is going.
319
00:11:18,236 --> 00:11:21,587
Spoiler: I finished.
Ha! Got a lot of good quirks.
320
00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:24,240
For instance,
did you know that Daniel Strunk
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00:11:24,333 --> 00:11:26,351
has a beaver cemetery
in his backyard?
322
00:11:26,428 --> 00:11:28,836
He's laid hundreds of
our flat-tailed friends to rest.
323
00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:31,915
Oh, amazing.
Just, uh, email it all over.
324
00:11:32,008 --> 00:11:33,174
Actually, if I leave now,
325
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:34,341
I can head on in
and get caught up
326
00:11:34,436 --> 00:11:35,935
on everything that's
happened since I left.
327
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,087
Oh, uh, hold on,
someone's talking to me.
328
00:11:38,106 --> 00:11:39,605
What's that? Mayor-mergency?
329
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,257
Sorry, babe, got to go.
330
00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,183
Oh, ha.
331
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,593
That's a busy little Honeybee.
332
00:11:43,611 --> 00:11:46,779
But this Wolfy worker bee
is just as busy.
333
00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:48,281
Uh, uh...
Oh, I know.
334
00:11:48,450 --> 00:11:50,542
Busy making
a romantic as all heck dinner,
335
00:11:50,693 --> 00:11:53,269
to celebrate the end
of Honeybee's mayoral term.
336
00:11:53,438 --> 00:11:56,197
Now, where are the pizza rolls?
337
00:11:56,365 --> 00:11:58,441
I can't believe
I've wasted my life
338
00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:01,553
wearing wool socks when I could
be wearing the full sheep.
339
00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:02,721
My feet are sweating,
340
00:12:02,948 --> 00:12:04,222
which normally
would make them cold,
341
00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:06,040
but then these boots
just warm them up again.
342
00:12:06,134 --> 00:12:08,375
This confusing sensation
is certainly worth
343
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,470
a few moments
of Honeybee's time.
344
00:12:10,622 --> 00:12:12,564
Yoo-hoo, Tobins.
345
00:12:12,715 --> 00:12:14,624
Y'all look so important.
346
00:12:14,642 --> 00:12:16,626
Well, we're having a special
on free makeovers
347
00:12:16,719 --> 00:12:20,488
for people who are on their way
to see Mayor Honeybee.
348
00:12:22,634 --> 00:12:23,742
[Honeybee sighs]
349
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,652
Well, gals, I guess
that's all she wrote, literally.
350
00:12:26,805 --> 00:12:28,488
Okay, let me just get
Wolf's leftovers for you
351
00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:30,915
since he forgot them here,
which is weird... [laughs]
352
00:12:31,142 --> 00:12:32,158
since there's a sign
on the fridge
353
00:12:32,310 --> 00:12:34,827
and I did issue
a verbal warning--
354
00:12:34,980 --> 00:12:36,662
[trumpet blowing]
355
00:12:36,815 --> 00:12:39,073
Oh, did you guys get me
a singing congrats-o-gram?
356
00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:40,741
Hear ye, hear ye.
357
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,987
I, Jeremy Reuben,
the duly elected town crier
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00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:46,656
of Whippleton hereby
notify you that Whippleton
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00:12:46,749 --> 00:12:49,684
formally declares war
against Lone Moose.
360
00:12:53,832 --> 00:12:55,515
Wait, Whippleton is declaring
war? Gwen, Stephanie?
361
00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:57,850
Can they do that?
Like, actual war?
362
00:12:58,003 --> 00:13:00,186
With fighting and cargo pants
and stuff?
363
00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:03,506
Whereby Lone Moose did
encroach upon Whippleton
364
00:13:03,599 --> 00:13:06,100
by a distance of five feet
upon our border,
365
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,269
which is, according to the
Treaty of 1989,
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00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,029
considered to be an act of war,
367
00:13:10,181 --> 00:13:13,941
war is therefore duly declared.
368
00:13:14,035 --> 00:13:15,034
Thank you for listening.
369
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,777
I'll see you on the battlefield.
370
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,463
Oh, may I use your restroom?
371
00:13:18,690 --> 00:13:21,040
I had two grape Fantas
on the drive over. [chuckles]
372
00:13:21,192 --> 00:13:23,209
You're home, finally.
373
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,136
Ah, the pizza rolls are cold,
374
00:13:25,288 --> 00:13:26,863
but we could, uh, reheat them
if you know what I mean?
375
00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:29,048
I'm kind of in the middle
of some important city business.
376
00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,383
Oh, I thought you were handing
377
00:13:30,535 --> 00:13:31,810
the reins back to Mayor Peppers.
378
00:13:32,037 --> 00:13:33,369
W-What's so important
that it can't wait
379
00:13:33,462 --> 00:13:35,963
until after this elegant
retirement feast,
380
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:37,373
my Delicious-Beth Warren?
381
00:13:37,392 --> 00:13:38,966
Uh, Lone Moose is at war.
382
00:13:39,060 --> 00:13:41,060
Wait, like
Lone Moose Lone Moose?
383
00:13:41,212 --> 00:13:42,469
Yes, and I'm just about
to head to the front.
384
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,063
Where's our emergency stash
of peppermint bark?
385
00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:45,156
I need a peace offering.
386
00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:47,216
Oh, this is about
Vera's fence, huh?
387
00:13:47,235 --> 00:13:48,642
Wait, how did you--
388
00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:50,144
The 1989 land treaty.
389
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,645
I tried to tell you
this morning.
390
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,831
Oh, you tried to tell me?
391
00:13:52,982 --> 00:13:54,240
You did not say anything
about a war.
392
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:55,500
I mean, I was going to, but...
393
00:13:55,651 --> 00:13:57,335
Look, I'll just head out there
with you
394
00:13:57,486 --> 00:13:58,670
and fix this problem--
395
00:13:58,821 --> 00:14:01,506
No, I don't need my husband
rushing in to save me.
396
00:14:01,733 --> 00:14:03,174
I'm not saving, I'm helping.
397
00:14:03,401 --> 00:14:04,491
I've been trying to help
all day.
398
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,177
I finished the special
assignment.
399
00:14:06,329 --> 00:14:07,178
I just gave you that assignment
400
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,513
to get you off my junk.
401
00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:10,256
-Wait, really?
-Yes.
402
00:14:10,408 --> 00:14:11,832
I didn't ask you to come
to the office with me.
403
00:14:11,926 --> 00:14:13,409
And I also didn't ask you
to correct
404
00:14:13,411 --> 00:14:15,244
every decision I made
like a big jerk.
405
00:14:15,263 --> 00:14:16,579
Well, maybe if you'd
listened to me
406
00:14:16,598 --> 00:14:18,931
questioning all your decisions
like a big jerk,
407
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:20,024
we wouldn't be at war.
408
00:14:20,251 --> 00:14:21,225
Oh, please, you were just mad
409
00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:22,676
that people like me
better than you.
410
00:14:22,845 --> 00:14:24,511
What? No.
411
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,679
F-Fine. You know what?
412
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,924
All offers to help
are hereby rescinded.
413
00:14:27,926 --> 00:14:31,110
Let's face it. I'm an Elsa
and you're an Olaf at best.
414
00:14:31,262 --> 00:14:32,686
No, wait, everyone loves Olaf.
415
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:34,539
You're one of the carrots
they feed the reindeer.
416
00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:36,875
Damn it, I'm in
a Frozen spiral again.
417
00:14:37,026 --> 00:14:38,951
By God, I'm glistening.
418
00:14:39,104 --> 00:14:42,881
Dare I say this is the best
free makeover I've ever had.
419
00:14:43,108 --> 00:14:44,273
You dare, and I dare.
420
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:45,608
You were right, Yolanda.
421
00:14:45,627 --> 00:14:47,960
Contouring is exactly
like frosting a cake.
422
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,279
If you mess up,
you just add another layer.
423
00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:51,389
We'd better get over
to town hall
424
00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:53,633
to get Honeybee to stop by
for her pictures.
425
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,042
She's not responding
to my texts.
426
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,285
Also I cannot see my phone.
427
00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:57,711
All right, y'all,
when you bring her,
428
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:00,973
I'll set y'all up with
some gorgeous acrylic nails.
429
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,049
I don't know what those are,
430
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,401
and I cannot wait to have them.
431
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:06,646
Okay, everyone, hi, hi,
nice to meet you.
432
00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:08,481
I'm Honeybee,
Interim Mayor of Lone Moose.
433
00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:11,300
Ooh, peppermint bark.
Can someone hold my retainer?
434
00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:14,654
I stand before you as
Mayoress Shanice Parker-Butts.
435
00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:17,749
You have encroached on our land
with much boldness, sir.
436
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:19,751
-'Tis war.
-Okay, yes,
437
00:15:19,978 --> 00:15:21,252
first of all, love the outfits.
438
00:15:21,404 --> 00:15:23,813
Listen, we are just
talking about five feet,
439
00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:25,498
and I'm sure Vera wasn't aware
440
00:15:25,650 --> 00:15:27,908
-of the trouble she
was causing when she--
-Oh, I knew.
441
00:15:28,002 --> 00:15:29,594
Who do you think called
and told them?
442
00:15:29,745 --> 00:15:30,929
-Vera.
-Deal with it.
443
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,004
Chaos keeps me young.
444
00:15:32,157 --> 00:15:33,489
She called, but you signed
445
00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:35,582
the authorization for her
to move the fence,
446
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:37,176
Mrs. Interim Mayor.
447
00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:39,604
Mayor Honeybee,
we have a situation.
448
00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:40,939
Which I am dealing with.
449
00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,348
Um, yes, hello, everyone.
450
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:43,666
Mayor Shanice.
451
00:15:43,685 --> 00:15:45,109
But I'm actually not talking
about the war.
452
00:15:45,336 --> 00:15:48,095
Things have gotten a little...
out of control in town.
453
00:15:48,189 --> 00:15:49,614
[clamoring over phone]
454
00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:51,098
Okay, guys, I'll be right back.
455
00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:53,284
-Vera, uh, get them
some coffee, okay?
-Never.
456
00:15:53,511 --> 00:15:56,955
[Stephanie]
♪ My name is Bryan Mills
and I bring home the bacon ♪
457
00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:58,364
♪ I've got a special
set of skills ♪
458
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,199
♪ And my daughter's been taken ♪
459
00:16:00,351 --> 00:16:01,793
Okay, uh, I am realizing
460
00:16:01,944 --> 00:16:03,186
that getting rid
of the noise curfew
461
00:16:03,204 --> 00:16:04,629
and allowing hunting in town
462
00:16:04,706 --> 00:16:05,964
may not have been one of
my finest moments.
463
00:16:06,191 --> 00:16:08,874
I guess, uh, tell the crowd
to disperse, Edna.
464
00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:12,361
I'd love to, but no one
is breaking the law.
465
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:13,972
Even the public drinking
is legal now.
466
00:16:14,123 --> 00:16:15,364
Boy, I really screwed the moose.
467
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,216
But I can handle this.
This town still loves me.
468
00:16:17,368 --> 00:16:18,459
Let me make an announcement
469
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,885
that if everyone goes home
right now,
470
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:22,054
I will write
on their Facebook wall
471
00:16:22,207 --> 00:16:23,464
when it's their birthday. Aah!
472
00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:25,208
Sorry.
I was aiming for that moose.
473
00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:27,318
-Mrs. Tuntley!
-[moose bellows]
474
00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:29,378
Yoo-hoo, Mr. Owl!
475
00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:31,472
I have eight more songs,
then it's your turn.
476
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,492
Bottomless moonshine, get your
bottomless moonshine.
477
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:37,078
-What have I done?
-[snare drum playing]
478
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,389
-Oh no.
-Atten-hut.
479
00:16:40,408 --> 00:16:42,500
Acting Mayor
Honeybee Shaw-Tobin?
480
00:16:42,651 --> 00:16:43,817
Unfortunately, yes.
481
00:16:43,911 --> 00:16:46,062
I hereby notify you
that as an ally
482
00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:47,505
of the noble land of Whippleton,
483
00:16:47,656 --> 00:16:48,989
the town of Ted's Folly
484
00:16:49,158 --> 00:16:52,510
formally also declares war
on Lone Moose.
485
00:16:52,661 --> 00:16:53,827
[sighs] Terrific.
486
00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,071
What in the world?
487
00:16:55,089 --> 00:16:56,255
Honeybee, we need to take you
488
00:16:56,332 --> 00:16:58,165
to get your nails done.
489
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,742
[Wolf]
Lady Birds Johnson.
490
00:16:59,761 --> 00:17:03,504
I'm so upset I'm even wasting
perfectly good pizza rolls.
491
00:17:03,598 --> 00:17:04,671
[door opens]
492
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,024
[sobbing]
493
00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,083
Babe, no, what is it?
494
00:17:07,176 --> 00:17:08,509
The peppermint bark didn't work.
495
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:11,178
I know you're mad at me,
but-but-but...
496
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,272
Whatever it is,
it's gonna be okay.
497
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,367
-[sobbing]
-Let me get some pizza rolls
out of the trash for you.
498
00:17:20,523 --> 00:17:22,598
Well, I'm the worst mayor
Lone Moose has ever had.
499
00:17:22,617 --> 00:17:25,043
That's my final declaration
as mayor.
500
00:17:25,270 --> 00:17:26,452
That I'm the worst.
501
00:17:26,604 --> 00:17:28,362
Oh, sweetie, I wouldn't
be too hard on yourself.
502
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,106
We've had some
pretty bad mayors.
503
00:17:30,124 --> 00:17:32,625
Mayor Hornby ate three
of his constituents.
504
00:17:32,777 --> 00:17:33,700
Now, what's going on?
505
00:17:33,795 --> 00:17:35,202
If I tell you, can you promise
506
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:36,537
not to say "I told you so"?
507
00:17:36,631 --> 00:17:37,780
Can I silently mouth it?
508
00:17:37,799 --> 00:17:39,282
Wait, no, no, no, no, go ahead.
509
00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:40,558
Well, you know
how Whippleton declared war?
510
00:17:40,709 --> 00:17:43,636
-Yep.
-Well, apparently
the treaty says
511
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,712
that if they declare war,
Ted's Folly has to, too.
512
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,733
-Mm-hmm.
-And I accidentally
sort of on purpose
513
00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:50,626
made public drinking
and public nudity
514
00:17:50,645 --> 00:17:53,145
and public singing and
hunting moose in town legal,
515
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,222
and I didn't know
people would, you know...
516
00:17:55,391 --> 00:17:56,482
-Take advantage of it?
-Uh-huh.
517
00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:58,409
I've always been good
at being popular,
518
00:17:58,636 --> 00:18:00,653
but I guess that's different
than being powerful.
519
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,971
I just was having fun
520
00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:03,823
being in charge
and making decisions.
521
00:18:03,975 --> 00:18:05,065
'Cause my dad never let me.
522
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:07,284
So then, when I was
correcting you, it just...
523
00:18:07,437 --> 00:18:09,645
Reminded me of that.
And made me--
524
00:18:09,664 --> 00:18:11,071
Mad. Aw, Honeybee,
525
00:18:11,165 --> 00:18:13,574
I'm so sorry for being such
a bossy bag of butts today.
526
00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:15,818
Honestly, I was just
jealous that you were mayor.
527
00:18:15,837 --> 00:18:18,262
But you know what? I don't care
if you're the town's favorite
528
00:18:18,489 --> 00:18:20,080
as long as I'm still
your favorite.
529
00:18:20,174 --> 00:18:21,915
Of course you are.
And I'm sorry, too.
530
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,509
Some of your ideas
were really great,
531
00:18:23,661 --> 00:18:25,845
even if how you said them
sucked pinecones.
532
00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:27,271
So, are we back to good?
533
00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:29,498
Of course. I mean,
I'm a little annoyed
534
00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,167
about the peppermint bark
supply,
535
00:18:31,185 --> 00:18:33,611
which you know is impossible
to get April through August,
536
00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:34,779
even on the dark web.
537
00:18:34,930 --> 00:18:36,781
[chuckles] I know.
I guess I'll head back
538
00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:38,616
to town hall
and undo all my doings.
539
00:18:38,843 --> 00:18:39,784
I will no longer be popular,
540
00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:41,527
-but it's the right thing.
-No way.
541
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,863
I know someone who's
already not popular
542
00:18:44,015 --> 00:18:45,606
and pretty ready to make
everybody mad.
543
00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:48,017
-Dane Cook?
-Well, yes, probably him too,
544
00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:49,352
but I'm talking about me.
545
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:51,854
I hereby use my authority
as interim mayor
546
00:18:51,947 --> 00:18:53,522
to name Wolf Tobin
547
00:18:53,616 --> 00:18:55,949
as Lone Moose's
"temporary" interim mayor.
548
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,951
There's a new, newer mayor
in town
549
00:18:58,045 --> 00:19:00,638
and he's about to flex
his "no" muscle.
550
00:19:00,865 --> 00:19:01,955
[booing]
551
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:04,142
I may not be as popular
as my beloved wife,
552
00:19:04,327 --> 00:19:05,868
and no, I was not elected,
553
00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,203
nor do I have your confidence...
554
00:19:07,221 --> 00:19:09,129
-I like you!
-Thanks, Dad.
555
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:10,723
-You look amazing.
-I know.
556
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:12,224
But I am here to fix stuff.
557
00:19:12,377 --> 00:19:13,800
So, listen up, Lone Moose.
558
00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:15,653
Here in my hand I hold
all of the bills
559
00:19:15,804 --> 00:19:18,639
that your favorite mayor,
Honeybee Shaw, signed today.
560
00:19:18,733 --> 00:19:23,310
I am now revoking all statutes
passed today by executive order.
561
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,738
So, holster your arrows,
pack up your bar,
562
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,574
cover your butt cheeks, and
disconnect your karaoke machine.
563
00:19:28,726 --> 00:19:30,576
What about your sandwich
you left in the fridge?
564
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,504
Care to revoke that, too?
It's starting to stink.
565
00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:36,065
Gwen, please, first,
I need to put an end
566
00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:37,208
to this senseless bloodshed.
567
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:39,326
Ted's Folly's army,
you're with us.
568
00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:41,904
I'm glad we're
all friends again.
569
00:19:41,923 --> 00:19:43,514
Ew. Why is your hand so wet?
570
00:19:43,666 --> 00:19:46,742
Ah, I wish I knew, Shanice.
I wish I knew.
571
00:19:46,761 --> 00:19:48,001
-Group hug?
-Touch me
572
00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,170
and I'll have you arrested
for war crimes.
573
00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:52,190
One respectful nod it is.
574
00:19:52,341 --> 00:19:54,675
Thank you for
your loyal service,
575
00:19:54,769 --> 00:19:56,343
Temporary Interim Mayor Wolf.
576
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,844
It was my honor, Your Honor.
577
00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,513
Lone Moose may not
like me right now,
578
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,608
but I know one person here
who loves me.
579
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:04,427
Look, I know you don't
need me to save you,
580
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,445
but I sure like helping you
from time to time.
581
00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:08,931
Well, there's no one I'd
rather have save me than you.
582
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:10,282
Unless it's
a drowning situation,
583
00:20:10,435 --> 00:20:11,617
in which case
I'm going Aquaman,
584
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,193
then The Rock,
then that whale
585
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:15,195
-that played Willy,
if he's free.
-He is now.
586
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,622
All right, let's head home.
587
00:20:16,774 --> 00:20:18,274
The peppermint bark may be gone,
588
00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:19,608
but I think we still have some
589
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,444
potato-shaped holiday
novelty chocolates
590
00:20:21,462 --> 00:20:23,462
from St. Patrick's Day
to dig into.
591
00:20:23,614 --> 00:20:25,448
How about you dig into
this soggy hoagie?
592
00:20:25,541 --> 00:20:27,633
Since you can't remember
to take it home,
593
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:30,102
you can wear it home, Wolf.
594
00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:32,288
[yelps]
595
00:20:32,306 --> 00:20:33,380
[grunts]
596
00:20:33,474 --> 00:20:37,126
♪ And I... ♪
597
00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:39,403
-Honeybee, you saved me.
-Did I?
598
00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:41,480
Oh, God,
there's sauce everywhere!
599
00:20:41,632 --> 00:20:43,015
Shh. Just rest now.
600
00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:44,967
You two are so flipping weird.
601
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:47,027
I'm going towards the light.
602
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,246
Don't you die on me!
603
00:20:48,397 --> 00:20:50,063
I'm leaving.
Lock up when you go.
604
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,490
You got it, Gwen.
605
00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:54,234
♪ ♪
606
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:57,588
♪ I will always love... ♪
607
00:20:57,740 --> 00:21:02,985
♪ Bittersweet memories ♪
608
00:21:03,004 --> 00:21:09,267
♪ That is all I'm taking
with me ♪
609
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:14,680
♪ So goodbye,
please don't cry ♪
610
00:21:14,832 --> 00:21:21,445
♪ We both know I'm not
what you, you need ♪
611
00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:25,007
♪ And I... ♪
612
00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:28,452
♪ Will always love you, ooh. ♪
613
00:21:28,529 --> 00:21:30,604
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