1 00:00:02,578 --> 00:00:04,169 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,396 --> 00:00:05,896 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:05,914 --> 00:00:07,155 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,249 --> 00:00:09,991 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,587 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:14,755 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,907 --> 00:00:16,498 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,575 --> 00:00:17,591 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:21,169 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,412 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,431 --> 00:00:24,005 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,099 --> 00:00:25,524 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,751 --> 00:00:29,486 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,423 --> 00:00:33,198 [cheering] 15 00:00:34,017 --> 00:00:36,869 [Wolf] Honeybee, if you stare at that dividend check any harder, 16 00:00:36,978 --> 00:00:39,112 we're gonna officially be a throuple. 17 00:00:39,265 --> 00:00:40,447 [chuckles] I'm in. 18 00:00:40,599 --> 00:00:42,266 I still can't believe I get a bunch of money 19 00:00:42,284 --> 00:00:43,525 in dividends from the Oil companies 20 00:00:43,602 --> 00:00:45,952 every year just for living in Alaska. 21 00:00:46,105 --> 00:00:48,939 Yep, It's like Christmas, only Santa is the oil industry, 22 00:00:49,032 --> 00:00:50,607 which is, yes, bleeding our state dry 23 00:00:50,626 --> 00:00:51,884 of its prehistoric goop. 24 00:00:52,035 --> 00:00:54,461 And in the process, soaking our puffins in grease, 25 00:00:54,613 --> 00:00:57,205 diarrhea-ing our waters with toxic runoff 26 00:00:57,299 --> 00:00:59,283 until the Earth herself sobs for relief. 27 00:00:59,376 --> 00:01:01,376 -She's a lot of fun, huh? -Nope, I am not. 28 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,378 And, you know what, proud of it. 29 00:01:03,472 --> 00:01:06,047 I refuse to suckle from the diseased teat of daddy oil. 30 00:01:06,067 --> 00:01:08,567 So I always rip up my dividend check. 31 00:01:08,718 --> 00:01:11,128 And I always collect those check scraps, 32 00:01:11,130 --> 00:01:13,405 tape 'em together and deposit them into a savings account. 33 00:01:13,632 --> 00:01:15,074 And Judy pretends not to know about that 34 00:01:15,225 --> 00:01:16,483 so she can yell at us. 35 00:01:16,635 --> 00:01:18,560 Well, this year the only yelling I'll be doing 36 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:21,138 is during my one-woman play, Divi-Dead-End. 37 00:01:21,307 --> 00:01:24,658 I need to preserve my instrument to scream "you're complicit" 38 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:26,643 at individual audience members. 39 00:01:26,736 --> 00:01:28,478 Sounds... entertaining? 40 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,923 It's not supposed to be entertaining! 41 00:01:31,150 --> 00:01:32,165 It's supposed to stop people 42 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,834 from taking oil company bribe money. 43 00:01:34,002 --> 00:01:35,485 Okay, so, what are the people who aren't 44 00:01:35,504 --> 00:01:36,670 ripping up their checks doing with their money? 45 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:39,506 Well, I do feel a little guilty 46 00:01:39,658 --> 00:01:42,159 about taking money from the fossil fuel industry, 47 00:01:42,177 --> 00:01:43,677 so I always like to throw it away 48 00:01:43,846 --> 00:01:45,345 on something truly frivolous. 49 00:01:45,497 --> 00:01:47,998 The bigger and dumber it is, the less guilty I feel. 50 00:01:48,016 --> 00:01:51,501 Last year's industrial churro maker was hella dumb and big. 51 00:01:51,670 --> 00:01:53,612 Indeed, but the cinnamon- and sugar-coated burns 52 00:01:53,763 --> 00:01:56,448 all over my body were ultimately not worth it. 53 00:01:56,600 --> 00:01:59,509 -I want in on Team Big and Dumb. -I'm in, too. 54 00:01:59,528 --> 00:02:01,436 I just saw Transformers. We should buy a Bumblebee. 55 00:02:01,530 --> 00:02:03,864 Well, Judy has a point about the dividend feeling bribe-y, 56 00:02:04,016 --> 00:02:05,457 but we're not throwing our cash away. 57 00:02:05,534 --> 00:02:07,200 Wolf and I are actually using our dividend 58 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:08,443 to invest in Alaska. 59 00:02:08,462 --> 00:02:09,944 We're starting a business together. 60 00:02:10,038 --> 00:02:11,613 We're gonna open a gym in the guest house. 61 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:13,281 And you know me and Crispin are obsessed with 62 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,525 that gritty restaurant drama Yes Chef. 63 00:02:15,619 --> 00:02:17,469 So we decided to spend our dividend checks 64 00:02:17,696 --> 00:02:20,288 on expensive kitchen knives and chef's clothes 65 00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:23,308 and open a smoothie stand for the gym. 66 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:24,868 [snorting] 67 00:02:24,887 --> 00:02:27,871 That's the sound of you suckling that diseased oil teat. 68 00:02:27,890 --> 00:02:29,055 Ugh! Judy! 69 00:02:29,224 --> 00:02:31,708 Don't take the crude if you don't want the rude. 70 00:02:31,727 --> 00:02:34,561 I'll continue to chastise you like that tonight at my play. 71 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,380 I expect you'll all be there in the audience 72 00:02:36,398 --> 00:02:37,639 to support me screaming at you? 73 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:38,732 Oh, I wish we could be, 74 00:02:38,884 --> 00:02:40,308 but the gym opens in two days, 75 00:02:40,402 --> 00:02:42,644 so we got to... uh, do that. 76 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:46,981 Yup, yeah, and Crispin's gonna teach me some, uh... 77 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:48,834 restaurant stuff, so... 78 00:02:49,061 --> 00:02:50,911 I don't have a flimsy excuse, Judy. 79 00:02:51,063 --> 00:02:52,229 I just don't want to go. 80 00:02:52,247 --> 00:02:53,338 Well, I'll be there, Jude. 81 00:02:53,565 --> 00:02:55,899 And I look forward to enduring your art. 82 00:02:56,068 --> 00:02:57,342 [Judy groans] 83 00:02:57,494 --> 00:02:59,069 Look at everyone flaunting their dividend purchases. 84 00:02:59,162 --> 00:03:01,013 It makes me sick. 85 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,572 You're guilty! Come to my premiere. 86 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:07,335 Uh, Judy, Kima and I, we friend-joyed your rehearsal, 87 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:10,247 but the show was kind of a... downer. 88 00:03:10,265 --> 00:03:12,173 Seriously, if we weren't your friends 89 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:13,767 and also your stage crew, 90 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,585 I don't know if we would have stayed. 91 00:03:15,604 --> 00:03:18,104 Uh-huh, hold on. You're disgusting! Come to my show. 92 00:03:18,257 --> 00:03:21,425 Yup, this is one of Anne Hathaway's actual tiaras 93 00:03:21,443 --> 00:03:22,592 from The Princess Diaries. 94 00:03:22,611 --> 00:03:24,686 I also got her partially-eaten onion bagel 95 00:03:24,705 --> 00:03:25,871 from The Devil Wears Prada. 96 00:03:26,022 --> 00:03:27,431 I'm a real Anne-Fan. 97 00:03:27,449 --> 00:03:28,690 So many splurges to choose from. 98 00:03:28,784 --> 00:03:31,359 Our purchase needs to be the perfect combination 99 00:03:31,437 --> 00:03:33,603 of flashy, dangerous and stupid. 100 00:03:33,622 --> 00:03:36,289 Imagine one of the number boxes from Deal or No Deal 101 00:03:36,442 --> 00:03:38,217 but with a rhinestone axe inside. 102 00:03:38,293 --> 00:03:39,459 Something like that. 103 00:03:39,628 --> 00:03:41,327 Do you want a 12-foot mummy with big jugs? 104 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,055 -I'm not saying no. -Hmm. 105 00:03:43,131 --> 00:03:46,116 It's stupid, but is it a complete waste of money? 106 00:03:46,209 --> 00:03:48,209 -Not to me. -I think we'll keep looking. 107 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:50,062 Don't take any offers on the hot doll 108 00:03:50,213 --> 00:03:51,713 without calling us first. 109 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:53,565 [Judy] Ask me about Alaska's 110 00:03:53,717 --> 00:03:55,049 fattest cats in baskets. 111 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,568 Meryl Streep is keeping sheep. 112 00:03:56,795 --> 00:03:59,988 [breathes deeply] She's ready. 113 00:04:01,224 --> 00:04:04,368 People of Alask-- Uh... 114 00:04:05,895 --> 00:04:08,321 [whispering] Mr. Golovkin. We need to hold a few minutes 115 00:04:08,474 --> 00:04:10,231 for the audience to take their seats. 116 00:04:10,325 --> 00:04:11,583 This is your audience, Judy. 117 00:04:11,735 --> 00:04:14,419 And as your faculty chaperone, may I remind you 118 00:04:14,571 --> 00:04:16,922 that you only have this theater for 45 more minutes, 119 00:04:17,073 --> 00:04:19,407 so I would advise you to start your screaming. 120 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,500 [clears throat] 121 00:04:20,652 --> 00:04:23,653 I am the yearly Alaska dividend check! 122 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:26,823 Shame on you! And you! 123 00:04:26,916 --> 00:04:28,341 And... you again? 124 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,511 Oh, what's the point? No one's here. 125 00:04:31,663 --> 00:04:33,105 I think you're doing great, Jude. 126 00:04:33,332 --> 00:04:35,849 Aw, forget it. Show's over! The end! 127 00:04:36,001 --> 00:04:36,924 [grunts] 128 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,184 [crying] 129 00:04:38,279 --> 00:04:40,670 Your daughter is very talented. 130 00:04:40,764 --> 00:04:44,032 -[groaning] -[knocking] 131 00:04:45,527 --> 00:04:48,678 Hey, hon. I'm here to pick up Henry. 132 00:04:48,697 --> 00:04:49,846 Okay. 133 00:04:49,865 --> 00:04:52,182 [weakly] Henry... 134 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,683 Uh, everything okay, Judy? 135 00:04:53,852 --> 00:04:56,353 If you must know, no one came to my very important play 136 00:04:56,371 --> 00:04:58,204 about the evils of Big Oil last night. 137 00:04:58,281 --> 00:04:59,781 I thought I could open people's eyes 138 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,207 by shoving my art into them. 139 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:03,043 Like how Anthony Hopkins got everyone 140 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,377 to compost their Halloween pumpkins 141 00:05:04,530 --> 00:05:06,212 by doing that monologue in Central Park. 142 00:05:06,365 --> 00:05:08,307 -But no one showed. -Hmm. 143 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,124 I've kind of got the opposite problem myself. 144 00:05:10,218 --> 00:05:12,144 Our Triple-C-minor-league hockey team, 145 00:05:12,371 --> 00:05:14,479 the Lone Moose Puck Chuckers, is going under. 146 00:05:14,631 --> 00:05:16,540 But not because we don't have fans. 147 00:05:16,708 --> 00:05:19,059 We can get a crowd, but our sponsor dropped out. 148 00:05:19,211 --> 00:05:21,061 Of an airplane. With no parachute. 149 00:05:21,213 --> 00:05:22,303 A crowd, huh? 150 00:05:22,397 --> 00:05:24,230 And, uh, your league has the usual, 151 00:05:24,399 --> 00:05:25,640 uh, breaks between periods, right? 152 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,716 With some kind of entertainment? 153 00:05:26,718 --> 00:05:27,993 -Yup. -Interesting. 154 00:05:28,144 --> 00:05:29,977 You know, um, I have some bucks. 155 00:05:30,072 --> 00:05:31,312 -You do? -Yeah. 156 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:32,906 My dad saves my dividend check every year, 157 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,391 and I was planning to never touch it, 158 00:05:34,393 --> 00:05:35,742 but actually this maybe makes sense. 159 00:05:35,894 --> 00:05:38,228 What kind of money would I need to sponsor the audience? 160 00:05:38,246 --> 00:05:39,487 I mean, the team. 161 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,565 Well, our yearly budget is about 13 grand. 162 00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:43,567 And to be honest, half of that's for beer. 163 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:45,844 We use a low-grade buzz instead of pads. 164 00:05:46,071 --> 00:05:48,180 You know what, Mrs. Tuntley? I'll do it. 165 00:05:48,289 --> 00:05:50,515 -Do what? -Sponsor the team. 166 00:05:50,742 --> 00:05:52,759 You need bucks and I need butts. 167 00:05:52,911 --> 00:05:54,353 The Puck Chucks are back in biz. 168 00:05:54,580 --> 00:05:57,505 All right. Then I'll see you at our game tomorrow night. 169 00:05:57,524 --> 00:06:00,250 It's at 8:00, but we start drinking at 4:15. 170 00:06:00,343 --> 00:06:01,485 Henry! 171 00:06:05,941 --> 00:06:07,532 So, you're really the hockey team sponsor now? 172 00:06:07,759 --> 00:06:09,609 Yep. Check cleared this morning, and I sent everyone 173 00:06:09,761 --> 00:06:12,520 a very fun e-card welcoming myself to the team. 174 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,781 I enjoyed the one you sent me that said, 175 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:18,451 "Damn, Daniel, back at it again with a Happy Father's Day." 176 00:06:18,604 --> 00:06:21,104 I didn't understand it, but that's what made it exciting. 177 00:06:21,197 --> 00:06:24,107 All right, I got to get in there and size up the crowd. 178 00:06:24,126 --> 00:06:27,094 Next week, Divi-dead-end takes center ice. 179 00:06:33,118 --> 00:06:35,619 -[Judy] What the puck? -Judy, you made it! 180 00:06:35,712 --> 00:06:38,379 I got put in the sin bin for nut tapping the ref again, 181 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:40,457 but I'll be back on the ice in a jiff. 182 00:06:40,475 --> 00:06:42,175 Uh... question. 183 00:06:42,327 --> 00:06:44,018 Where are the dozens of loyal fans? 184 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:45,553 Oh, I never said they were loyal. 185 00:06:45,647 --> 00:06:48,556 We absolutely suck this year, so they all stopped coming. 186 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,817 What the hell, Dorothy? I need the fans back. 187 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:51,910 I'm trying to save the Earth 188 00:06:52,137 --> 00:06:53,227 with a one-woman show here. 189 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,579 Well, maybe if we made the playoffs 190 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,641 the fans would come back, but we're in such a hockey-hole 191 00:06:57,734 --> 00:06:59,826 stats-wise that I think there's a better chance 192 00:06:59,978 --> 00:07:02,403 that the ref will go for an eye exam! 193 00:07:02,497 --> 00:07:04,405 That's two more in the bucket, for you, Dot. 194 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,426 -I'll put two more in your mom's bucket! -Hey! 195 00:07:07,577 --> 00:07:09,577 -[belches] -Woof. Are you drunk? 196 00:07:09,671 --> 00:07:11,579 Of course I'm drunk, I'm playing hockey. 197 00:07:11,673 --> 00:07:13,414 -Aren't you drunk? -I'm 16. 198 00:07:13,508 --> 00:07:16,268 16 beers in? Wow, shoot, I gotta catch up. 199 00:07:16,419 --> 00:07:18,103 -Go grab me three. -Ugh. 200 00:07:18,330 --> 00:07:19,512 Well, I can see why you guys can't win. 201 00:07:19,665 --> 00:07:21,255 No one's passing, no one's defending. 202 00:07:21,349 --> 00:07:23,333 You need to play a 200-foot game. 203 00:07:23,351 --> 00:07:24,776 You guys are barely playing a five-foot game. 204 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,929 Oh, you know hockey? I thought you were more of a curl girl. 205 00:07:28,097 --> 00:07:30,356 Oh, I'm not allowed anywhere near curling anymore. 206 00:07:30,509 --> 00:07:31,933 It's the finest game in the world, 207 00:07:32,027 --> 00:07:33,452 but it makes me a full psycho. 208 00:07:33,603 --> 00:07:35,787 [grunting] 209 00:07:36,531 --> 00:07:38,439 What? You guys are fighting with each other? 210 00:07:38,459 --> 00:07:39,699 Dot, you're in. 211 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,108 Wow. Where's your coach? 212 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,610 -Prison. -Oof. 213 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:45,205 Ugh. Looks like if I want an audience for my show, 214 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,781 I'm gonna have to coach these freaks myself. 215 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,043 I wonder how many hockey teams Greta Thunberg coaches. 216 00:07:50,195 --> 00:07:51,136 Probably a bunch. 217 00:07:51,363 --> 00:07:53,822 [Wolf] Well, our dividend money 218 00:07:53,824 --> 00:07:54,956 is ready to pump some iron. 219 00:07:55,050 --> 00:07:57,050 And our gym name absolutely rules. 220 00:07:57,202 --> 00:07:58,793 And I can't wait to start each day 221 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:00,812 getting a couples' green drink at the smoothie stand 222 00:08:00,964 --> 00:08:02,147 and then ending it by wringing 223 00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,297 the sweat out of each other's headbands. 224 00:08:03,391 --> 00:08:04,724 Ooh, and whenever we have a break, 225 00:08:04,876 --> 00:08:06,710 let's spend it walking hand in hand 226 00:08:06,728 --> 00:08:08,135 on the side-by-side treadmills. 227 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:10,171 Oh, I've been thinking on what our vibe should be. 228 00:08:10,173 --> 00:08:12,048 And here's what I've got: gains. 229 00:08:12,141 --> 00:08:13,383 Gains. Love it. 230 00:08:13,401 --> 00:08:14,901 Getting gains, offering gains, 231 00:08:15,053 --> 00:08:16,328 just gains all day. 232 00:08:16,555 --> 00:08:17,979 We are really using our dividends 233 00:08:18,073 --> 00:08:19,239 to give back to the people, 234 00:08:19,333 --> 00:08:20,982 and what we're giving them is gains. 235 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:24,169 This place really has it all: two treadmills, little towels 236 00:08:24,396 --> 00:08:25,562 rolled up in a sweaty bowl of ice... 237 00:08:25,655 --> 00:08:27,914 And our rad motivational poster that says 238 00:08:28,066 --> 00:08:29,674 "It's Jacked O'clock Somewhere." 239 00:08:29,901 --> 00:08:31,584 Not to mention a full-on smoothie bar. 240 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,178 Hey, you guys ready to blend up 241 00:08:33,329 --> 00:08:35,255 some sick smoothies in the old outhouse 242 00:08:35,407 --> 00:08:36,740 -or what? -Yes, Chef. 243 00:08:36,758 --> 00:08:38,575 That's just one of the fun restaurant things 244 00:08:38,668 --> 00:08:41,335 -we learned to say from TV. -All right, time to blast 245 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:43,930 some C+C Music Factory and get ready for 246 00:08:44,082 --> 00:08:45,415 that after-work rush. 247 00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:48,251 Hi. I saw your ad in the Lone Moose Wind. 248 00:08:48,270 --> 00:08:50,420 I've been wanting to get some gains. 249 00:08:50,422 --> 00:08:51,921 Is this that kind of a gym? 250 00:08:52,015 --> 00:08:54,774 Boy, is it. You're about to get rock-hard, brother. 251 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,034 Oh, hell yeah. 252 00:08:56,261 --> 00:08:58,278 This is it. This is the one. 253 00:08:58,430 --> 00:09:00,947 We use this to sneak right past the Russki navy, 254 00:09:01,099 --> 00:09:03,099 next thing you know, we're sittin' on Putin's lap 255 00:09:03,118 --> 00:09:04,617 snipping his nuts off. 256 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,044 I love it, but let's not buy 257 00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:07,879 the first rotted-out Soviet submarine 258 00:09:08,031 --> 00:09:09,272 that catches our eye. 259 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:10,957 Let's go over to the boat yard in Whippleton, 260 00:09:11,034 --> 00:09:13,385 Naval-tons, and do some comparison shopping. 261 00:09:13,536 --> 00:09:16,629 Great call. Maybe they got a midsized aircraft carrier. 262 00:09:16,782 --> 00:09:18,948 Willkómmen. Bienvenue. 263 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:20,374 ♪ Welcome. ♪ 264 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,785 Why are we having hockey practice here? 265 00:09:21,803 --> 00:09:23,544 -And why aren't we drunk? -Oh! 266 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,212 I'll be the one asking the questions. 267 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:26,639 My theater exercises work on the stage, 268 00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,049 and they'll work on the ice. 269 00:09:28,143 --> 00:09:31,385 Now, do you remember what it feels like to win? 270 00:09:31,463 --> 00:09:33,296 I do. It was a summer day. 271 00:09:33,315 --> 00:09:34,314 And she smiled at me-- 272 00:09:34,390 --> 00:09:36,316 Ugh, no, not like that, Santiago! 273 00:09:36,392 --> 00:09:37,650 I mean win at hockey. 274 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:38,802 Oh. No. 275 00:09:38,895 --> 00:09:40,470 Look, I decided to sponsor this team 276 00:09:40,563 --> 00:09:42,414 because I was told you have fans, 277 00:09:42,641 --> 00:09:45,066 and I want to force those fans to watch my one-woman show 278 00:09:45,143 --> 00:09:46,233 about Big Oil dividends. 279 00:09:46,328 --> 00:09:47,977 But in order to get the fans back, 280 00:09:47,996 --> 00:09:49,495 you guys have to start winning. 281 00:09:49,664 --> 00:09:50,922 So I'm taking over as coach, 282 00:09:50,999 --> 00:09:52,591 and I'm making some big changes around here. 283 00:09:52,742 --> 00:09:54,500 -First of all, no more drinking. -[beer cracks open] 284 00:09:54,653 --> 00:09:57,429 -Mrs. Tuntley! -It's Miller Lite. Grow up. 285 00:09:57,580 --> 00:10:00,156 -What's in the other one? -Bourbon. 286 00:10:00,325 --> 00:10:01,825 Put it down, and get up here on stage. 287 00:10:01,843 --> 00:10:05,395 It's time to start acting like a hockey team. 288 00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:10,516 Okay, now, if you're gonna start working as a team, 289 00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:12,444 I need you to learn a little saying 290 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,279 we have in my improv group, Nutty Nutty Boing Boing, 291 00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:16,522 and that saying is, "Yes and." 292 00:10:16,675 --> 00:10:20,101 -Well, that's dumb. -Yes... and you're wrong. 293 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,678 Today we're not gonna pass a puck around. 294 00:10:21,696 --> 00:10:23,104 We're gonna pass words around. 295 00:10:23,198 --> 00:10:25,439 And tell a story one word at a time. 296 00:10:25,533 --> 00:10:26,791 I'll start. I... 297 00:10:27,018 --> 00:10:28,960 -Hate... -This. 298 00:10:29,112 --> 00:10:30,128 Judy... is dumb! 299 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:31,354 -One word. -Fine. 300 00:10:31,447 --> 00:10:33,706 -Judy... -Is... -Very... 301 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,859 -Very... Dumb! See? Teamwork. 302 00:10:35,952 --> 00:10:38,711 We told a story. Now let's work on our animal spines. 303 00:10:38,864 --> 00:10:41,622 Everybody close your eyes, and imagine an animal. 304 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:44,959 -I can only see my Nonna's face. -Try harder! 305 00:10:45,053 --> 00:10:49,296 -Wait. I'm Miss Piggy. -Yes! Yes, you are! 306 00:10:49,391 --> 00:10:51,316 Chef, I asked you to prep. 307 00:10:51,393 --> 00:10:53,151 -You call this prep? -Sorry, Chef. 308 00:10:53,302 --> 00:10:54,711 -I'm terrible. -That's right. 309 00:10:54,729 --> 00:10:56,821 Your banana work is a joke. 310 00:10:57,048 --> 00:10:58,139 Again. Again! 311 00:10:58,233 --> 00:10:59,824 You're pushing me to my breaking point. 312 00:11:00,051 --> 00:11:01,308 I'm hardest on the ones I believe in the most. 313 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:04,145 -Again! -I'll take an Apple Proteini. 314 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:07,499 -Chef, fire one Apple Proteini. -One Apple Proteini all day! 315 00:11:07,726 --> 00:11:09,225 -Yes, Chef! -Yes, Chef! -Yes, Chef! 316 00:11:09,244 --> 00:11:11,652 -Not you. -Sorry, Chef. 317 00:11:11,746 --> 00:11:13,821 Oh, there you are. I wanted to let you know, 318 00:11:13,915 --> 00:11:15,581 a few people asked if they could come work out at night, 319 00:11:15,734 --> 00:11:17,567 so even though we are already pretty busy, 320 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,511 -now we're open 24/7. -Amazing. 321 00:11:19,662 --> 00:11:21,921 We'll just sleep in shifts so that our customers 322 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,664 can get rock hard around the clock. 323 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,591 Ooh, the treadmills are empty. 324 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:27,185 Should we do that hand in hand walk-- 325 00:11:27,412 --> 00:11:28,745 Ah! Give him a towel! Give him a towel! Oh... 326 00:11:28,763 --> 00:11:30,838 I did a pretty comprehensive 327 00:11:30,932 --> 00:11:32,932 body shave, so your drain is clogged. 328 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,360 Oh, and, uh, so is the toilet. It wasn't me. 329 00:11:35,511 --> 00:11:38,087 Back to the house I go for a plunger. 330 00:11:38,106 --> 00:11:39,698 Couples treadmill raincheck. 331 00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:42,775 Come on, don't look so down, Jude. Maybe we'll get a tie. 332 00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:46,705 Ties are for Little League and Diane Keaton's formal attire. 333 00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:49,040 Hey! Hey! Listen up, mother-chuckers! 334 00:11:49,192 --> 00:11:50,858 -It's story time! -What!? 335 00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:53,670 Tell. Me. A. Story. 336 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,882 We... 337 00:11:58,034 --> 00:12:00,034 -Are... -Scoring... 338 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:02,036 -A... -[Judy] Goal! 339 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:03,947 [Santiago] Oh, yes. 340 00:12:03,965 --> 00:12:06,391 And scene. 341 00:12:07,619 --> 00:12:09,376 -[cheering] -Okay, okay, calm down, everybody. 342 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,120 We've still got a lot of work ahead of us 343 00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:15,049 to make the playoffs so I can have my play on. 344 00:12:15,143 --> 00:12:18,719 Ah! Damn it. Ted Lasso makes it look so easy. Four wins. 345 00:12:18,813 --> 00:12:21,072 That's how many it'll take to get into the playoffs. 346 00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:22,240 -[gasps] Oh. -No. 347 00:12:22,391 --> 00:12:23,908 If we want to win, we can't let up. 348 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:27,412 Out of those uniforms and into these berets. 349 00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:29,489 We're heading to the theater for extra practice. 350 00:12:29,641 --> 00:12:31,232 -Tonight, we mime. -♪ Sports... ♪ 351 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,918 Let's get trapped in a box called victory. 352 00:12:34,145 --> 00:12:35,086 ♪ Sports ♪ 353 00:12:35,313 --> 00:12:36,479 ♪ Sports on a stage ♪ 354 00:12:36,498 --> 00:12:37,830 ♪ Sports, sports, sports, sports ♪ 355 00:12:37,907 --> 00:12:39,424 ♪ Then you look at a snake ♪ 356 00:12:39,575 --> 00:12:40,666 -[yelling] -♪ Sports, sports ♪ 357 00:12:40,819 --> 00:12:42,151 ♪ Look at the scoreboard ♪ 358 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,928 ♪ Look at the hockey ♪ 359 00:12:44,155 --> 00:12:46,506 -♪ Hockey ♪ -♪ Tape stuff to a wall ♪ 360 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,082 -♪ That's sports, too ♪ -[buzzer blares] 361 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,675 ♪ Walking around ♪ 362 00:12:49,828 --> 00:12:51,177 ♪ Put a bottle right there ♪ 363 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,179 ♪ Sleep in your bed ♪ 364 00:12:53,331 --> 00:12:54,439 ♪ Everything is sports ♪ 365 00:12:54,590 --> 00:12:55,681 Animal spines! 366 00:12:55,834 --> 00:12:56,833 [howling] 367 00:12:57,002 --> 00:12:59,134 ♪ More sports, more sports ♪ 368 00:12:59,136 --> 00:13:01,170 -[buzzer blares] -♪ Those lights are sports ♪ 369 00:13:01,189 --> 00:13:02,188 ♪ Counting is sports ♪ 370 00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,265 Behind, behind, corner, behind! 371 00:13:04,359 --> 00:13:05,450 Four blueberries all day. 372 00:13:05,601 --> 00:13:07,101 -Eighty-six the acai. -Yes, Chef! 373 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,361 -Behind, corner, behind! -Yes, Chef! 374 00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,604 ♪ Sports, sports, sports, sports ♪ 375 00:13:10,624 --> 00:13:12,439 -♪ Sports, sports ♪ -[buzzer blares] 376 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,109 ♪ Everything is freakin' sports! ♪ 377 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:16,795 [Judy] All right, 30 seconds left. 378 00:13:16,871 --> 00:13:18,463 We need just one more goal to get a win 379 00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:20,857 and give me the chance to share Divi-dead-ends with 380 00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,134 -with the world I'm going to save. -But, Jude, 381 00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:24,544 we haven't scored 382 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,862 since they put that guy in as goalie. 383 00:13:25,955 --> 00:13:27,213 [Old Jody Jr.] They call him No Hole, 384 00:13:27,365 --> 00:13:28,622 'cause you can't get a puck past him. 385 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,383 Also, rumor is he doesn't have a b-hole. 386 00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:32,293 He's held in all his poop his whole life. 387 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,371 Okay, now I really wanna talk about that, but we gotta focus! 388 00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:37,390 Here's the plan. You three, tell No Hole a story. 389 00:13:37,542 --> 00:13:40,026 Golovkin, do that character you did during 390 00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:41,377 our improv exercises yesterday. 391 00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:43,713 But it's not ready. It'll never work. 392 00:13:43,882 --> 00:13:46,115 Yes, and it will. 393 00:13:50,221 --> 00:13:51,979 -You... -Have... 394 00:13:52,073 --> 00:13:53,739 -Never... -Pooped! 395 00:13:53,834 --> 00:13:58,152 Oh, no, I'm an old man who accidentally got on the ice. 396 00:13:58,246 --> 00:14:01,914 Aah! 397 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:03,399 [buzzer blares] 398 00:14:03,492 --> 00:14:05,593 [cheering] 399 00:14:06,254 --> 00:14:07,420 [Judy] Yes! 400 00:14:07,572 --> 00:14:10,181 -We're completely out of protein powder, Chef. 401 00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,091 Chef, I-I have an idea. 402 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,834 Huh. I used to have ideas. 403 00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:15,912 Before the kitchen squeezed them all out of me. 404 00:14:15,930 --> 00:14:19,582 What if we used this shredded cheese and bacon as the protein? 405 00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:21,250 My God. Do you mean...? 406 00:14:21,269 --> 00:14:23,920 Yes. Savory smoothies. 407 00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:26,513 -Never mind, it's dumb. -It's perfect. 408 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,384 We might finally get ourselves that Michelin Star. 409 00:14:29,386 --> 00:14:31,611 Oh, definitely. Let's go kiss near the croissants, 410 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,280 which are a metaphor for the layers of our love. 411 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,448 Yes, Chef. 412 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,283 -Behind, behind, corner. -Corner, corner. 413 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,043 I've got my 30-second break right now. 414 00:14:39,195 --> 00:14:40,603 Wanna go grab a smoothie together? 415 00:14:40,622 --> 00:14:43,882 Oh, I'd love to, but can we do it tomorrow at 4:00 a.m.? 416 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:45,274 Running a successful business 417 00:14:45,368 --> 00:14:46,867 sure takes a lot out of you, huh? 418 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:50,613 But it was a great way to invest our dividends and... 419 00:14:50,615 --> 00:14:53,540 -I love it. -Oh, yeah, me, too. 420 00:14:53,618 --> 00:14:54,967 Hello! Uh, excuse me. 421 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,710 Is this Rock Hard Gym? 422 00:14:56,804 --> 00:14:58,137 I'm here for a health inspection. 423 00:14:58,289 --> 00:15:00,214 Oh! Oh! No, no! 424 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,399 We aren't being shut down 425 00:15:01,550 --> 00:15:03,809 because of an anonymous tip, are we?! 426 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,128 Oh, I would be so angry 427 00:15:05,130 --> 00:15:06,720 and also surprised if that happened. 428 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,482 I did in fact receive two separate anonymous tips, 429 00:15:09,634 --> 00:15:11,409 and while I would usually do a full inspection, 430 00:15:11,560 --> 00:15:13,636 based on the fact that this gym is in no way licensed 431 00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:17,081 and features a restaurant in a bathroom, 432 00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:18,750 I'm gonna go ahead and shut 'er down. 433 00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:21,235 -Oh, no. -Darn. 434 00:15:21,329 --> 00:15:22,453 Everyone get the hell out! 435 00:15:22,605 --> 00:15:24,589 Farewell, I'll always remember you all 436 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:26,240 -as Rock Hard. -[door closes] 437 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,167 Honeybee, I have a confession. 438 00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:30,094 I called in the anonymous tip. 439 00:15:30,321 --> 00:15:31,763 Uh, yeah, hon, I called in one, too. 440 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,765 -I thought that was pretty obvious. -You did?! 441 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:35,675 Yeah, I mean, it's nice to know that 442 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,268 we're great at business, but that was exhausting. 443 00:15:37,495 --> 00:15:40,271 A classic tale of too many gains too soon. 444 00:15:40,423 --> 00:15:42,665 And we never even took that treadmill stroll together. 445 00:15:42,684 --> 00:15:44,651 Well, are you free now? 446 00:15:47,839 --> 00:15:49,188 -Hey, guys, you got a blow dryer? -[yelps] 447 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,765 My downstairs hairs are damp as hell. 448 00:15:51,859 --> 00:15:52,800 Under the sink! 449 00:15:53,528 --> 00:15:54,935 [Judy] All right, Puck Chuckers, 450 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,195 I'd like to make a dramatic 451 00:15:56,364 --> 00:15:57,680 and rousing speech, but I'm finally 452 00:15:57,682 --> 00:15:59,182 doing my important play about dividends tonight, 453 00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:00,683 so I'm going to conserve my energy. 454 00:16:00,776 --> 00:16:04,128 But I will say this: it's been an honor to be your coach. 455 00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:06,038 So you're... not our coach anymore? 456 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,466 I mean, I guess I am, but remember, I just did all of this 457 00:16:08,693 --> 00:16:10,301 because I wanted an audience for my play. 458 00:16:10,378 --> 00:16:12,119 But we just started not sucking. 459 00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:14,864 And I know you can keep not sucking without me. 460 00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:16,290 So, go puck 'em up. 461 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,642 Okay. You, too, Judy. 462 00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:21,145 ♪ Sigourney Weaver's bountiful beaver. ♪ 463 00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:25,466 And now, some entertainment brought to you by the sponsor 464 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,877 of the Puck Chuckers, Jeffrey Tobin. 465 00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,378 Judy Tubin! 466 00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:31,047 No, wait, no, no. Sorry, that's-- 467 00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:32,548 Never mind, here I go. 468 00:16:32,641 --> 00:16:34,659 I am the yearly Alaskan dividend check! 469 00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:37,903 The one you take with your greedy little meat hooks. 470 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,572 You. And you! 471 00:16:39,648 --> 00:16:41,240 I'm gonna use my meat hooks to get a beer. 472 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,002 What's that sound? The Earth dying. 473 00:16:44,229 --> 00:16:46,078 Good, then I don't gotta watch this! 474 00:16:46,231 --> 00:16:49,340 I've come to shame you. Shame! 475 00:16:49,492 --> 00:16:51,175 Ah! My eyes! 476 00:16:51,327 --> 00:16:52,585 -Oh! Ow. -[laughter] 477 00:16:52,737 --> 00:16:55,346 -Hey, no, that's-- -Bring back sports! 478 00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:57,348 [all chanting] Bring back sports! 479 00:16:57,575 --> 00:17:00,426 Bring back sports! Bring back sports! 480 00:17:00,578 --> 00:17:02,094 [announcer] All right, you heard 'em. 481 00:17:02,247 --> 00:17:04,731 Let's give it up for Jeffrey Tambor! 482 00:17:09,103 --> 00:17:10,361 -[groaning] -[knock on door] 483 00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:11,754 Oh, hey. 484 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:15,925 Judy, we wanted to let you know we won the game, hon. 485 00:17:15,943 --> 00:17:17,452 Neat. 486 00:17:18,395 --> 00:17:20,112 We play again tonight and, uh... 487 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,448 well, we'd love to have our coach there. 488 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,267 [sighs] Unfortunately, I have plans. 489 00:17:24,285 --> 00:17:26,269 You see, I have to lay on this couch for the rest of my life 490 00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:28,046 while Big Oil destroys Mother Earth 491 00:17:28,197 --> 00:17:29,196 and all that lives upon it. 492 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,456 Judy, come on. 493 00:17:30,608 --> 00:17:32,550 That's not the annoying idealist we know and love. 494 00:17:32,701 --> 00:17:35,444 Divi-dead-end has some good ideas in it. 495 00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:37,613 And I should know, I chaperoned rehearsal after 496 00:17:37,632 --> 00:17:40,466 -endless rehearsal. -Okay, that's not exactly helping. 497 00:17:40,635 --> 00:17:42,785 Well, you were honest with us about our hockey playing, 498 00:17:42,804 --> 00:17:45,045 so I'm being honest with you about your performing. 499 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,305 You have something to say, Judy. 500 00:17:46,474 --> 00:17:48,307 Something that people need to hear about Alaska 501 00:17:48,476 --> 00:17:49,975 and about the money we just take, 502 00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:52,812 but the way you're saying it, frankly, sucks. 503 00:17:52,964 --> 00:17:55,106 Yeah. You gotta fix your delivery. 504 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,482 You can't start with shame. 505 00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:58,409 You gotta start with entertainment. 506 00:17:58,561 --> 00:18:01,304 Life is hard, and the dividends are a treat. 507 00:18:01,322 --> 00:18:03,306 If you want to talk people out of taking 'em, 508 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:05,308 your show has gotta have some treats in it, too. 509 00:18:05,401 --> 00:18:07,660 All your show needs is some zazz. 510 00:18:07,736 --> 00:18:08,978 And since you used theater 511 00:18:09,147 --> 00:18:10,313 to help us with hockey, 512 00:18:10,331 --> 00:18:11,905 we were thinking maybe we can use hockey 513 00:18:12,074 --> 00:18:13,332 to help you with your show. 514 00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:15,259 I mean, there's a reason people like to watch sports. 515 00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:18,321 They're big and dumb, but they are fun. 516 00:18:18,339 --> 00:18:20,431 So we were thinking we help you with the zazz, 517 00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:21,933 and then we perform with you 518 00:18:22,084 --> 00:18:24,435 during the second intermission at tonight's playoff game. 519 00:18:24,587 --> 00:18:26,270 Huh? Safety in numbers. 520 00:18:26,422 --> 00:18:29,014 They can't shoot tee-shirt cannons at all of us. 521 00:18:29,167 --> 00:18:30,257 They only have one. 522 00:18:30,351 --> 00:18:32,835 So, what do you say, Judy? 523 00:18:32,854 --> 00:18:34,094 I say yes! And... 524 00:18:34,188 --> 00:18:35,279 I also say thank you. 525 00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:37,356 Now, let's move this furniture 526 00:18:37,508 --> 00:18:39,300 so we can expand our performance perimeter. 527 00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:41,360 There she is. So here's the plan. 528 00:18:41,512 --> 00:18:42,695 First, ditch the turtleneck 529 00:18:42,847 --> 00:18:45,939 and the dumb check mask for a fun mascot costume. 530 00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:47,350 People love that. 531 00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:49,943 Who here likes the Puck Chuckers? 532 00:18:50,112 --> 00:18:51,295 [cheering] 533 00:18:51,372 --> 00:18:53,706 And who likes the Lumberjacks? 534 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,024 [booing] 535 00:18:55,042 --> 00:18:57,026 Who here likes Alaska? 536 00:18:57,044 --> 00:18:58,118 [cheering] 537 00:18:58,212 --> 00:19:00,454 Did you know Big Oil is ruining it? 538 00:19:00,548 --> 00:19:01,955 Well, it is. 539 00:19:02,049 --> 00:19:03,307 All right, now I'm gonna fall over and make you laugh 540 00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:06,477 while you think about that. Oh, whoa. 541 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,037 [laughter, cheering] 542 00:19:08,055 --> 00:19:10,982 Sports fans love a gal in a short, sparkly dress. 543 00:19:11,133 --> 00:19:13,376 Lucky for you, I was in Smurfs on Ice 544 00:19:13,469 --> 00:19:15,302 for eight months in my twenties. 545 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,970 [cheering] 546 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,382 And there's one thing during a hockey game 547 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,975 that you know is gonna bring down the house. 548 00:19:22,904 --> 00:19:25,163 -Take that, Greedy Oil Pig! -[grunts] 549 00:19:25,356 --> 00:19:27,314 That really hurt, Judy! Great job. 550 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,149 Here, put some ice on it. 551 00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:31,544 -[grunting] -[spectators cheering] 552 00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:33,579 [Judy yells] 553 00:19:33,731 --> 00:19:36,916 And finally, you give 'em free stuff. 554 00:19:37,068 --> 00:19:38,250 Shirt me! 555 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,012 -Oh! -[spectators laugh] 556 00:19:41,163 --> 00:19:43,639 -[cheering, whooping] -Yes! 557 00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:48,077 Well, Jude, turns out everyone was pretty happy 558 00:19:48,095 --> 00:19:49,261 to endure your art. 559 00:19:49,414 --> 00:19:50,930 Yeah. One woman even said 560 00:19:51,006 --> 00:19:52,748 my show convinced her to donate her dividend check 561 00:19:52,767 --> 00:19:55,175 to a good cause this year instead of spending it all 562 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:56,936 on cameos from Mark Cuban. 563 00:19:57,088 --> 00:19:57,862 You convinced us, too. 564 00:19:58,089 --> 00:19:59,197 Yeah, we're totes donating 565 00:19:59,348 --> 00:20:01,440 -our dividend check next year. -Wow. 566 00:20:01,592 --> 00:20:02,700 I mean, I wanted my show 567 00:20:02,851 --> 00:20:04,685 to take down Big Oil entirely and save Alaska, 568 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,538 but changing three people's minds is pretty neat, too. 569 00:20:07,690 --> 00:20:10,524 That's the spirit. And hey, the Puck Chuckers won. 570 00:20:10,618 --> 00:20:12,618 Well, technically, the other team got so sloshed 571 00:20:12,787 --> 00:20:15,438 during our show, several of them fell asleep on the ice, 572 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,789 -but a win is a win. -[horn honks] 573 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,366 [Beef] Ah, I believe our ride is here. 574 00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:20,609 So you guys really bought that? 575 00:20:20,628 --> 00:20:22,202 You bet your ass we did. 576 00:20:22,296 --> 00:20:24,630 Now let's ride it home. 577 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,724 ♪ ♪ 578 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:30,061 ♪ Corner, corner, yes, behind ♪ 579 00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:31,896 ♪ Hands, hands, yes, behind ♪ 580 00:20:32,123 --> 00:20:33,880 ♪ Yes, Chef, yes, Chef ♪ 581 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,733 ♪ Corner, corner, yes, behind ♪ 582 00:20:35,884 --> 00:20:37,902 ♪ Now let's stahj this family style ♪ 583 00:20:38,129 --> 00:20:39,812 ♪ Yes, Chef, yes, Chef ♪ 584 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:43,649 ♪ Heard, Chef, heard, Chef, hands all day ♪ 585 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,076 ♪ Fire the apps ♪ 586 00:20:45,303 --> 00:20:47,486 ♪ Now let's brigade ♪ 587 00:20:47,638 --> 00:20:49,305 ♪ Corner, corner, yes, behind ♪ 588 00:20:49,398 --> 00:20:50,823 ♪ Let's all lose our freaking minds ♪ 589 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,251 ♪ Yes, Chef, yes, Chef ♪ 590 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:55,311 ♪ Yes, Chef, yes, Chef. ♪ 591 00:20:55,329 --> 00:20:57,404 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 592 00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,674 and TOYOTA.