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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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[cheering]
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Arf, arf. That's the sound
of history being made.
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The biggest sled dog race
in the world--
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the Alaskan Iditarod--
is mushing through Lone Moose,
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and a Lone Moose resident
is in this year's race:
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Toast the dog.
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Fans will soon gather for
an Idita-fest that'll have you
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wagging your tails
and begging for more.
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I can't believe we have
such a huge local celebrity.
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I had the honor
of being bitten by Toast once.
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I mean, he could have
bitten anyone, and he bit me.
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Well, get ready for a taste
of greatness again, Dad,
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'cause me and Judy
are baking Toast a special cake
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with dog-friendly ingredients.
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And we're gonna hold it out
so he can take
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a little nibble as he goes by,
just like those people
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with water cups at marathons.
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I'm so thrilled my mom
decided to fly in for this.
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I had no idea your
mom was such a hound hound.
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Well, she's first and foremost
a country music hound.
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And her favorite country song
is Iditarod Rod's
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"Night of a Thousand Dogs."
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So she can't wait to see
the song come to life.
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And we're gonna go to all
the Toast-based attractions
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around town, too.
The Pop-Up Idita-shop
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at the mall,
the Russian restaurant
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for Idita-dogs...
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Oh, and I hear there's
an exhibit at the VFW
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that will have you saying
"VF double-woo."
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[giggles]
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Just a little joke there.
Feel free to use that one
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with your mom,
if it's not too racy.
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And, uh, Wolf, you okay
with Ruth coming to visit?
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Oh, yep, yep, yep. Hella yes.
I mean, yes.
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There is a history of Ruth
making me very nervous
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and yes, that has led
to some questionable behavior
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on my end.
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I mean, last time
we went to Fresno,
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I did give her a noogie
at church.
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Ruined her favorite hat.
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But I've been working
on my calming breaths.
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Listen to how calm this sounds.
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[wheezing moan]
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Babe, I don't get why
my mom spins you so much.
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Did your mom
make you nervous, too?
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No, never. I could do
whatever I wanted around her.
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Fart, burn off my eyebrows.
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And whenever she seemed down,
I'd dump a yogurt on my head
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and then dance around.
Next thing you knew,
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she was laughing
and I had her attention again.
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We always had so much yogurt
on our pillows.
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Do you think you can
keep it together around my mom
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-this time, hon?
-Oh, absolutely.
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I'm gonna be normal as crap
during this visit.
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I got this.
I got this by the nips.
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[Moon]
Huh, weird.
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My favorite vandalized
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The Lion, the Witch,
and the Wardrobe
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paperback is gone.
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The one where someone drew
a ton of penises
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just spilling out
of the wardrobe.
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Ugh, and so is the copy
of Charlotte's Web
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where the picture of the web
that's supposed to say
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"some pig" got changed
to say "some butthole."
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Excuse me, Mrs. Rodenburg,
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what happened
to all the old books?
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Oh, you mean
the vandalized books?
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I replaced them with my
husband's book Priest No More.
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It's about our love affair.
I'm very religious.
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He's the third priest
I've married.
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But what happened
to the old books?
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And what happened
to the old priests?
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The books are in the dumpster,
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and Fathers Francis and Peter
are in heaven.
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Holy crap, it's the mother lode.
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Yep, this is definitely
primo stuff,
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drawn by some of the greats.
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Like the guy who always
drew Charlie Brown
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smoking a bong.
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And the kid who signs
their drawings
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with two boobs, or double-boob,
as I like to call them.
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Those are stone-cold classics.
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What are you guys looking at?
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The dirty books
from the library.
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Mrs. Rodenburg threw them out.
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Ooh, do you have the
Anne of Green Gables that has
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Anne's braids blowing
in the wind of a fart?
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-I believe we do.
-And you may buy it
for five bucks.
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Deal.
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Guys, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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About how my mom's
boyfriend Jamie
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has a pair of jeans
that he's going to give me
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when I turn 15?
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Russell, no.
I'm thinking we should open
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a vandalized-book bookstore
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and sell these
to our fellow students.
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Yeah. Why shouldn't we
offer this great product
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at reasonable prices?
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Or even better--
unreasonable prices.
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My friends, let's get rich.
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[Beef]
Any sign of Honeybee
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-and Ruth yet?
-Nope. [chuckles]
Nope, nope, nope.
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-Try to breathe, son.
-Oh, boy, here they come.
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[stammers]
A fun idea: should I hide
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behind the couch and pop out?
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Absolutely.
Older ladies love jump scares.
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You promised Honeybee
you'd get it together
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around her mom.
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So stand on your feet,
arms at your side,
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regular smile. Mm...
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-It'll settle.
-[Honeybee] Hey, everybody,
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look who I found at the airport.
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Hello, everyone.
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[all]
Hello.
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Well, Wolf, why don't you
come over here
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and give your mother-in-law
a proper greeting?
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[clears throat]
Oh, a proper greeting.
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Yeah, I know what that is.
Okay, here I come.
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Yes. Oh, whoops.
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Should I have given you
a kiss on the cheek? Mwah.
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-Oh...
-Whoa!
-Uh, oops. [laughs]
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I accidentally kissed you
on the lips there.
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I'll just, uh,
try the other cheek.
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-No, no, no, no, no. Wolf, no.
-[gasps]
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[both cry out]
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[Moon] Not to say I told you so,
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but probably should have
gone with the jump scare.
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Ham, the kitchen's all yours
after school,
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so you and Judy
can work on your dog cake.
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And turns out the butcher's
a big Toast fan,
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and he put aside a bunch
of meat for free.
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Honeybee, how's Wolf
this morning? Feeling better?
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Oh, so much better.
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I mean, who knew you could
get sudden onset vertigo?
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The doctor said that's why
he couldn't position
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his, uh, lips right.
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But he feels much better today.
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Wonderful.
And is there a reason
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why he's watching us
through the window?
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Uh, yes,
and I will tell you about it
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when I get back.
Excuse me.
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Babe, what are you doing?
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Oh, I'm eating breakfast
with you guys,
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just from out here.
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My Ruth-related anxiety is like
a wild, psychotic rhino,
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so maybe the solution
is to keep a healthy distance.
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But I already told her
you're coming with us today.
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And I will, but I will also
keep my distance
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as much as possible.
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Okay, I guess that's
a pretty good plan.
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I'll just signal you
when it's time to go.
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Oh, oh, oh, and can you
bring me some sausages
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and apple juice
and-and maybe a magazine?
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A book's fine, too,
but no mysteries, please.
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I'd like to sleep tonight.
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-Here it is.
-Wow.
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There's nothing I love more
than a historical marker.
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Except maybe curtains
ruffled by a slight breeze.
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Wolf, aren't you gonna
come see it with us?
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I wish I could, but I am,
uh, allergic to history,
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so my eyes might explode.
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So have fun, Mommybee.
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[weak chuckle]
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[Peppers]
And that
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is Toast's first pee pad.
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Please, no flash photography.
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Very interesting.
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Yeah, so cool!
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Wolf, please come over here
and tell me
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-about the time you met Toast.
-Uh, uh...
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What's that, Mrs. Tuntley?
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Oh, sure.
Yeah, yeah, give me a minute.
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Who on earth are you talking to?
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Mrs. Tuntley.
She needs my help.
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That woman in that truck there?
She's driving away.
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I know, so I better hurry.
Heh.
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[sighs]
I'm sorry, Mom.
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It's not your fault.
Let's go pick him up
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and head to the mall.
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-[horn honks]
-Ooh, he almost got hit.
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Let's hurry.
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What a delightful store.
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I got some Idita-socks.
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They were buy one, get one free,
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but I told 'em I had no need
for a second pair.
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Great, great.
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I'm just gonna get in some laps
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around the mall, actually.
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See you in a bit.
[laughs]
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[grunts]
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[train whistle blows]
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[Moon]
Welcome to
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Butts and Noble.
Ooh, great choice.
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Somebody wrote the word
"dildo 420"
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on page 69.
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I don't know exactly
what that means,
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but I know it's funny.
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Uh, ten dollars
is kind of steep for me.
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Could I give you four?
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Um, yeah, I guess.
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Uh, Gill, hi.
Let me explain something.
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When pricing books, we take
many things into consideration.
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PPP-- penises per page.
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BPP-- butts per page.
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And also BPP-- boobs per page.
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Historical value,
marijuana leaf work.
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And let me assure you,
this baby has it all.
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And it costs ten dollars.
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[groans] Okay. I was saving up
to give my mom a locket
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with my face in it,
but she can see my face
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anytime she wants, I guess.
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Guys, we've made hundreds
of dollars.
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And thousands of memories.
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♪ ♪
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Frankie, my man.
Geno, looking good.
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Petey, say hello to
your mother for me, all right?
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Oh, thank you.
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I guess I will
get some chips today.
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Did you guys see that?
Miriam waved at me.
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She's never even
looked at me before.
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Not even when I caught on fire
in science class.
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Well, get ready to be
a nobody again
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because this is all
we have left to sell.
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Well, it was a hell of a ride.
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No way, Russell. Those
three books aren't the end.
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They're just the beginning.
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But Henry, where are we gonna
get more vandalized books?
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Dirty doodles
don't grow on trees.
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Simple.
We use some of our profits
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to buy books
from the thrift store
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and fill them
with vulgar drawings.
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But none of us can draw well.
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I mean, look at this star
I drew in math class.
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It doesn't matter
that we can't draw,
248
00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:23,835
because this person can.
249
00:08:24,062 --> 00:08:25,411
[Moon]
Double-boob? The greatest artist
250
00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,063
of our time?
How do we find them
251
00:08:27,082 --> 00:08:28,155
when we don't know
their real name?
252
00:08:28,250 --> 00:08:29,841
Ah, but we know their initials.
253
00:08:30,068 --> 00:08:31,510
Look, when you turn
the book this way,
254
00:08:31,661 --> 00:08:33,845
It's not two sets
of boobs, it's...
255
00:08:33,997 --> 00:08:36,497
My God, it's two Bs.
256
00:08:36,517 --> 00:08:40,001
I believe I know the real name
of our Vincent van Gonads.
257
00:08:40,095 --> 00:08:41,911
Hello, Bethany Bupatutti.
258
00:08:41,930 --> 00:08:44,171
The last person
who used my full name
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00:08:44,191 --> 00:08:45,524
is still in the hospital.
260
00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:46,674
Because they're a nurse.
261
00:08:46,768 --> 00:08:49,027
I was interviewing her
for careers week.
262
00:08:49,178 --> 00:08:50,420
Does this look familiar?
263
00:08:50,422 --> 00:08:52,680
[sighs]
I knew this day would come.
264
00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,199
How much to make this go away?
265
00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:55,592
We're not here to blackmail you.
266
00:08:55,685 --> 00:08:56,868
We're here to hire you.
267
00:08:57,112 --> 00:08:59,538
We need you to do more drawings
for our dirty bookstore.
268
00:08:59,689 --> 00:09:00,705
I don't do that anymore.
269
00:09:00,932 --> 00:09:03,065
My parents found a picture
of a penis I drew
270
00:09:03,118 --> 00:09:04,042
and freaked out.
271
00:09:04,193 --> 00:09:05,268
Said I was really talented
272
00:09:05,361 --> 00:09:06,878
and that I should pursue art.
273
00:09:07,030 --> 00:09:08,362
So, naturally, I gave it up.
274
00:09:08,456 --> 00:09:11,365
Well, maybe this jar of Tommy Js
will change your mind?
275
00:09:11,459 --> 00:09:14,110
Ugh. Just when I thought
I was out,
276
00:09:14,129 --> 00:09:15,887
you guys pull me back in.
277
00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,055
[Ham]
I hope Toast
278
00:09:17,282 --> 00:09:18,782
-likes it.
-It looks incredible.
279
00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:19,891
And am I crazy
280
00:09:20,043 --> 00:09:21,893
or does it smell
really, really good?
281
00:09:22,045 --> 00:09:23,377
I mean, it is all edible.
282
00:09:23,397 --> 00:09:26,047
It's just almond flour,
heavy cream, sugar,
283
00:09:26,141 --> 00:09:27,548
liver, shrimp, coconut,
284
00:09:27,675 --> 00:09:29,884
two cow hearts, ground pork,
baking soda, baking powder,
285
00:09:30,053 --> 00:09:32,462
pig lips, something called
edible waste.
286
00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,723
No one can ever know about this.
287
00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:39,302
Maybe I should get my own table
and, you know, let you guys
288
00:09:39,321 --> 00:09:40,912
do some mother/daughter
bonding and stuff.
289
00:09:41,064 --> 00:09:43,973
Well, that's a kind offer,
but why don't you just relax
290
00:09:43,992 --> 00:09:45,325
and scoot on in.
291
00:09:45,477 --> 00:09:47,327
I trust you aren't gonna
accidentally kiss me again.
292
00:09:47,495 --> 00:09:50,146
And I want to spend time
with my son-in-law.
293
00:09:50,239 --> 00:09:51,405
[weak chuckle]
Cool.
294
00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,650
For Iditarod,
we give every table
295
00:09:53,668 --> 00:09:55,151
complimentary mush shakes.
296
00:09:55,244 --> 00:09:57,153
Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
297
00:09:57,246 --> 00:09:59,598
Oh, thank you.
I'll be sensible
298
00:09:59,825 --> 00:10:01,266
and save mine for after my meal.
299
00:10:01,493 --> 00:10:02,601
Great call, Ruth.
300
00:10:02,828 --> 00:10:05,011
Wolf, I think we know
each other well enough now
301
00:10:05,163 --> 00:10:06,496
that you can just call me Mom.
302
00:10:06,514 --> 00:10:08,607
Oh, Mom!
[short chuckle] Oh, wow, yeah.
303
00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:10,516
I mean, you just say it.
You're just a guy, and there's
304
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,335
a mom and you're her son
and you got to,
305
00:10:12,354 --> 00:10:14,337
uh, got to make her laugh!
306
00:10:14,339 --> 00:10:15,672
-Aah!
-What in the world?!
307
00:10:15,765 --> 00:10:18,617
It makes way more sense
with the dance, so...
308
00:10:18,768 --> 00:10:19,676
[vocalizing]
309
00:10:19,694 --> 00:10:21,453
-Wolf!
-You know what, Honeybee?
310
00:10:21,604 --> 00:10:23,029
I think after
we get out of here,
311
00:10:23,106 --> 00:10:26,791
I might check into a hotel
and give Wolf a little space.
312
00:10:26,943 --> 00:10:28,201
Yeah, maybe that
would be a good idea.
313
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,203
And, uh, I know
it's usually a joke
314
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,297
when people say this, but
check, please.
315
00:10:36,452 --> 00:10:38,119
Seems like I got all
the milkshake out of my hair.
316
00:10:38,329 --> 00:10:39,696
Wolf, I love you,
but I'm trying to have
317
00:10:39,714 --> 00:10:43,290
a nice visit with my mom
and you're kind of ruining it.
318
00:10:43,385 --> 00:10:44,476
She came all the way here
from Fresno
319
00:10:44,627 --> 00:10:46,536
and now she's not even
staying with us.
320
00:10:46,554 --> 00:10:47,962
Again, I am so sorry
about the whole
321
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,706
"dumping a full milkshake
on my head" thing.
322
00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:52,542
Apparently, your mom and my mom
have very different
323
00:10:52,635 --> 00:10:53,801
senses of humor.
324
00:10:53,895 --> 00:10:56,212
But maybe she'll look back
at it someday and laugh.
325
00:10:56,231 --> 00:10:58,698
And good laughs are so valuable
in your later years,
326
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:00,325
especially as death approaches.
327
00:11:00,476 --> 00:11:02,143
Wolf, tomorrow, me and my mom
are gonna have
328
00:11:02,237 --> 00:11:03,644
a family day with Jerry.
329
00:11:03,738 --> 00:11:04,996
And maybe that'll be
a nice break for you.
330
00:11:05,148 --> 00:11:06,572
And also a nice break from you.
331
00:11:06,741 --> 00:11:08,166
Yep, I, uh, I get that.
332
00:11:08,317 --> 00:11:10,743
Look, Wolf, this weird anxiety
about my mom
333
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,412
doesn't seem to be
getting any better.
334
00:11:12,564 --> 00:11:16,082
So could you maybe talk to her
so you can get past this?
335
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,251
'Cause it can't be like this
every time
336
00:11:18,403 --> 00:11:20,570
she comes to visit
for the rest of our lives.
337
00:11:20,588 --> 00:11:23,239
I'm so glad you said that,
my Christopher Tense-Plasse,
338
00:11:23,299 --> 00:11:24,924
because when I was a-showerin',
339
00:11:25,076 --> 00:11:26,667
-I decided I am gonna
talk to her.
-Good.
340
00:11:26,761 --> 00:11:29,336
And I'm gonna do it
in her favorite language:
341
00:11:29,431 --> 00:11:31,189
-country music.
-What are you talking about?
342
00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,765
Well, you said that
country music
343
00:11:32,918 --> 00:11:34,767
is the old dirt road
to her heart.
344
00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:35,694
I did not say that.
345
00:11:35,845 --> 00:11:36,920
Well, not in so many words,
346
00:11:37,013 --> 00:11:38,104
but I got the message.
347
00:11:38,256 --> 00:11:39,605
I'm gonna write your mom
a country song
348
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,442
about how I feel and perform it
at the Iditarod.
349
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:43,609
What? No!
350
00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:45,595
Honeybee, you got to trust me
on this one.
351
00:11:45,613 --> 00:11:47,855
Plus, I already arranged it
with Mayor Peppers.
352
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:49,541
-When?
-I called him from the shower.
353
00:11:49,768 --> 00:11:51,434
You know I bring my phone in
in a Ziplock
354
00:11:51,453 --> 00:11:52,877
and roll calls while I loofa.
355
00:11:53,029 --> 00:11:54,771
It's all set.
I'm gonna get up there,
356
00:11:54,789 --> 00:11:58,049
lasso her heart and tie it up
like a baby calf.
357
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,533
Okay, you know what, I give up.
358
00:11:59,553 --> 00:12:01,052
You already dumped a milkshake
on your head
359
00:12:01,279 --> 00:12:02,612
and kissed my mother
on the lips.
360
00:12:02,614 --> 00:12:04,130
If you think writing a song
for her will somehow
361
00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:05,873
get this weirdness
out of your system,
362
00:12:05,967 --> 00:12:06,950
then, I guess, go ahead.
363
00:12:06,968 --> 00:12:08,417
All right!
I love it
364
00:12:08,419 --> 00:12:09,894
when we're on the same page.
365
00:12:10,121 --> 00:12:11,378
Yee-haw!
366
00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:13,456
Okay, my songwriting committee,
367
00:12:13,475 --> 00:12:14,899
thanks for agreeing
to help me out.
368
00:12:15,051 --> 00:12:17,310
Now, Ruth's favorite song
is Iditarod Rod's
369
00:12:17,462 --> 00:12:18,886
"Night of A Thousand Dogs."
370
00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:20,905
So I'm thinking
what about a song called
371
00:12:21,132 --> 00:12:22,815
"The Night of A Hundred Dogs"?
Thoughts?
372
00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:25,559
Ham, you're a singer in a band.
Hit me with some advice.
373
00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:27,412
Love your idea,
but it might be a little...
374
00:12:27,639 --> 00:12:29,063
the same song.
375
00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:30,081
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
376
00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:31,657
So I need a totally new idea?
377
00:12:31,810 --> 00:12:33,251
Maybe.
As far as I can tell,
378
00:12:33,402 --> 00:12:36,162
a lot of country songs are just
a list of objects, like...
379
00:12:36,314 --> 00:12:37,997
♪ A banana in the sink ♪
380
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,407
♪ Old toys in the yard ♪
381
00:12:40,502 --> 00:12:42,594
♪ Bunch of unpaid phone bills ♪
382
00:12:42,821 --> 00:12:45,263
♪ An anniversary card. ♪
383
00:12:45,414 --> 00:12:47,098
Oh, okay, well, let me try.
Uh...
384
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:50,101
♪ Magazine by the window ♪
385
00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:53,162
♪ Uh, urine in my bed. ♪
386
00:12:53,181 --> 00:12:54,606
Very... provocative.
387
00:12:54,833 --> 00:12:56,682
Oh, and the songs
have a lot of heartbreak.
388
00:12:56,835 --> 00:12:59,277
Oh, yeah. Uh, Dad, you've had
a lot of bad luck
389
00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:01,187
in the romance department.
Talk to me.
390
00:13:01,339 --> 00:13:03,356
Well, as you know,
I dealt with my heartbreak
391
00:13:03,508 --> 00:13:06,284
by locking myself in my room
and smelling a cushion
392
00:13:06,435 --> 00:13:07,860
your mother often sat on.
393
00:13:08,013 --> 00:13:10,847
But I think in country songs,
the protagonist usually just
394
00:13:10,940 --> 00:13:12,698
drinks whiskey and occasionally
shoots a friend.
395
00:13:12,851 --> 00:13:15,184
And you know what, it's
important to dress the part.
396
00:13:15,278 --> 00:13:17,629
It wasn't until I donned
the blue overalls
397
00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:19,038
that I really found my character
398
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,799
in the school production
of Minions in Space.
399
00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:22,692
I knew you geniuses
could help me.
400
00:13:22,785 --> 00:13:25,528
Gonna head to the guest house
with a little sippin' whiskey,
401
00:13:25,547 --> 00:13:26,954
channel Iditarod Rod
402
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,548
and write the best country song
403
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:30,216
since "Pardon My Fartin'."
404
00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:31,384
[Judy]
Well, it looks great,
405
00:13:31,536 --> 00:13:32,477
and the best part is
406
00:13:32,704 --> 00:13:35,054
there's so much gross stuff
in this one
407
00:13:35,206 --> 00:13:36,297
we literally cannot eat it.
408
00:13:36,374 --> 00:13:38,391
Yep.
White flour, chicken anus,
409
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,968
something called
"poor man's eels,"
410
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:42,987
goat cheeks, ground cow eyes.
411
00:13:43,139 --> 00:13:44,638
Don't look at me!
412
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:47,141
-Don't look at me!
-Nobody look at anyone!
413
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,551
Hello, Quinn.
414
00:13:48,570 --> 00:13:50,403
Anyone in particular
you're shopping for today?
415
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,479
Actually, I was leafing
through this book,
416
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,091
and a Stüssy "S"
doing a keg stand
417
00:13:55,151 --> 00:13:56,392
smeared off on my hand.
418
00:13:56,411 --> 00:13:58,503
And why did our library
have a book called
419
00:13:58,654 --> 00:13:59,671
Growing Old Gracefully?
420
00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:01,172
Because you can
never be too prepared.
421
00:14:01,324 --> 00:14:02,582
Ten dollars, please.
422
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:04,567
Well, good luck
finding anything better.
423
00:14:04,569 --> 00:14:06,569
We're the only game
in town, sister.
424
00:14:06,662 --> 00:14:09,347
Henry, I don't think we should
talk to the customers like that.
425
00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:11,999
My hand is getting tired.
I'm done for the day.
426
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,167
Bethany, you want to make
the big bucks,
427
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:14,577
you got to play ball.
428
00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:17,096
And by that I mean
you got to draw testicles.
429
00:14:17,248 --> 00:14:18,264
Put 'em on anything you want.
430
00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,433
A spaceship, a nun,
Count Chocula.
431
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,010
I'm not a machine.
You can't force art or whatever.
432
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,697
Look at these penises.
They have no joy in them.
433
00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:27,256
What are you even
talking about?!
434
00:14:27,275 --> 00:14:30,109
She's right. They're
workaday penises at best.
435
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,261
[sighs]
I-I don't think it's right
436
00:14:32,355 --> 00:14:33,872
taking allowance money
for these.
437
00:14:34,023 --> 00:14:35,281
Oh, can it, Moon.
438
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,857
These kids will buy whatever
we tell them to buy.
439
00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:38,434
And, Bethany, I see
what game you're playing.
440
00:14:38,453 --> 00:14:40,119
We'll give you more money, okay?
441
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,438
Hello, everyone.
I was just thinking about
442
00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:45,216
how magical it is to have
a fun project like this
443
00:14:45,326 --> 00:14:47,368
with my very best friends.
444
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,220
Russell, you're fired.
Your cut's going to Bethany now.
445
00:14:49,447 --> 00:14:51,948
But I just ordered
my mom's boyfriend Jamie
446
00:14:52,041 --> 00:14:53,299
a jerky tasting crate.
447
00:14:53,451 --> 00:14:55,451
Henry, you can't just
fire Russell.
448
00:14:55,544 --> 00:14:57,378
Oh, can't I?
Well, you're out, too!
449
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:58,879
Anybody else
got something to say?
450
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:01,382
Yes. I love this kind
of chaotic energy,
451
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,793
and may I add to it
by saying I quit.
452
00:15:03,886 --> 00:15:05,628
Come on, let's get out
of here, guys.
453
00:15:05,647 --> 00:15:07,721
Fine, see if I care.
I don't need any of you.
454
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,982
You'll see.
I can do it myself.
455
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,301
I'm gonna trace butt cheeks
all the way to the bank.
456
00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:14,470
I'm an empire of one.
457
00:15:14,489 --> 00:15:16,080
An empire of one!
[sobbing]
458
00:15:16,232 --> 00:15:18,141
He flew too close to the ass
459
00:15:18,309 --> 00:15:19,976
and it swallowed him whole.
460
00:15:19,994 --> 00:15:21,920
[Ruth]
Well, it was a wonderful day.
461
00:15:22,147 --> 00:15:24,071
We met a man whose
cousin's brother-in-law
462
00:15:24,165 --> 00:15:26,925
dated a champion sled racer's
daughter in the '90s.
463
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,501
I hope you got an autograph.
464
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,835
Well, howdy, y'all.
465
00:15:29,988 --> 00:15:31,320
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
466
00:15:31,339 --> 00:15:34,006
Oh, hello, Jerry,
you old cowpoke.
467
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,767
You old, uh, plate of soup.
468
00:15:35,994 --> 00:15:37,418
Uh, what is this?
469
00:15:37,512 --> 00:15:40,680
Now, y'all might have heard
'round the saloons
470
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,590
that I was working on
a right fine country song
471
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,758
for my mother-in-law.
472
00:15:44,852 --> 00:15:46,502
-You were?
-Sweetie, maybe you
473
00:15:46,521 --> 00:15:48,279
need to take your vertigo pill
and lay down.
474
00:15:48,431 --> 00:15:51,190
Nonsense.
I'm not verti-goin' nowhere,
475
00:15:51,342 --> 00:15:52,617
little lady. [laughs]
476
00:15:52,768 --> 00:15:55,620
Why, I feel as sturdy as
a spittoon full of orange juice.
477
00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:59,015
You see, I was fixin'
to sing the song tomorrow
478
00:15:59,108 --> 00:16:02,126
at the Iditarod, but the song
is so dang good
479
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,610
it just couldn't wait.
480
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,613
So I galloped on over here
to fill your ear troughs
481
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,191
with my water music.
482
00:16:08,284 --> 00:16:09,467
Two, four, three.
483
00:16:09,694 --> 00:16:11,618
♪ I'm just a boot-lickin'
bad boy ♪
484
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:14,030
♪ And I can't lick
my lickin' ways ♪
485
00:16:14,048 --> 00:16:15,974
♪ And when I hear that train
a-blowin' ♪
486
00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:18,959
♪ Oh, I lick my blues away,
lemme lick ya now! ♪
487
00:16:18,979 --> 00:16:20,127
[grunts]
488
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,871
-[all gasp]
-He's nude.
489
00:16:21,964 --> 00:16:24,631
Mom, I think we ought to get
back to your hotel right now.
490
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,167
-Uh, yep. Yep.
-[grunts]
491
00:16:26,227 --> 00:16:28,319
Well, well, well,
seems my guitar
492
00:16:28,546 --> 00:16:30,521
is playing where the sun
don't shine.
493
00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:32,973
[chuckles] I'm fine.
Thank you kindly.
494
00:16:32,993 --> 00:16:35,493
Now I'm gonna take
a quick five and... [grunts]
495
00:16:35,644 --> 00:16:37,236
-[all gasp]
-Oh, boy.
496
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,498
-♪ I'm just a boot-lickin'
bad boy. ♪
-Jerry, no.
497
00:16:44,579 --> 00:16:45,986
-Ow! Ow!
-[sighs]
498
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,913
Oh, Honeybee, could you give
me and Wolf a second alone?
499
00:16:48,066 --> 00:16:50,249
Mom, you do not have to do this.
500
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,992
Thank you for picking
the guitar shards
501
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,569
out of my butt, Mother Ruth.
502
00:16:53,588 --> 00:16:55,254
Wolf, I got to ask.
Why have you been acting
503
00:16:55,331 --> 00:16:56,514
so strangely around me?
504
00:16:56,741 --> 00:16:58,349
[sighs] I don't know, exactly.
505
00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,092
But ever since
I married Honeybee,
506
00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:01,744
I get really nervous around you,
507
00:17:01,837 --> 00:17:03,429
and then I do something
very weird.
508
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,023
And I don't know why
it's just you.
509
00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,582
I mean, I'm fine around Louis.
510
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:09,935
Well, I got to wonder if maybe
you're fine around Louis
511
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,271
because you have a normal dad,
512
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,198
so you know how to act
around a dad.
513
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,758
But you've never had a...
514
00:17:15,777 --> 00:17:17,426
-Motorcycle?
-[laughs]
515
00:17:17,445 --> 00:17:19,537
I was gonna say a normal mom.
516
00:17:19,688 --> 00:17:22,206
-Yeah, I've never had that
or a motorcycle.
-Sure.
517
00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,600
Look, Wolf,
from what I understand,
518
00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:25,785
your mom was a bit wild.
519
00:17:26,028 --> 00:17:28,379
And I'm willing to bet she never
set boundaries with you.
520
00:17:28,531 --> 00:17:30,289
Well, I mean, I wasn't allowed
to drink her vodka,
521
00:17:30,441 --> 00:17:32,050
but otherwise,
anything I did was fine.
522
00:17:32,201 --> 00:17:35,111
Actually, the crazier I acted,
the more she seemed to like me.
523
00:17:35,129 --> 00:17:37,280
-Uh-huh.
-Oh, so...
524
00:17:37,282 --> 00:17:38,539
Yeah, okay,
I think I get it now.
525
00:17:38,707 --> 00:17:41,467
Mm-hmm, you know,
while I'm not judging Kathleen,
526
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,377
I doubt we would have
gotten along too well.
527
00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:46,380
But she's not here anymore,
and I am.
528
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,808
So I guess I'm kind of
your mother figure now.
529
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,051
-And I do have boundaries.
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
530
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:54,297
Oh, sorry. And, Wolf, boundaries
are a lot like curtains.
531
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,966
Sometimes they're open,
sometimes they're closed,
532
00:17:56,984 --> 00:17:59,393
but in my opinion,
they're always good to have.
533
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,062
You don't have to act crazy
to get my attention.
534
00:18:02,156 --> 00:18:03,489
You already have it.
535
00:18:03,641 --> 00:18:05,491
You make my daughter happy,
and that makes me happy.
536
00:18:05,643 --> 00:18:08,419
And believe it or not,
you already have my approval.
537
00:18:08,646 --> 00:18:10,479
So you don't have to dump
a milkshake on your head
538
00:18:10,498 --> 00:18:11,738
to get it.
539
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:13,332
Yeah, it would've made
more sense with the dance,
540
00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:15,409
-but I-I see what you're saying.
-Good.
541
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,337
Now, why don't you put on
some underpants, have a rest,
542
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,098
and then write me
a better country song
543
00:18:20,174 --> 00:18:21,582
for the Iditarod tomorrow?
544
00:18:21,676 --> 00:18:23,417
Wait, you want me
to sing you a country song?
545
00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:27,012
Of course. Country music
is the dirt road to my heart.
546
00:18:27,165 --> 00:18:28,347
[gasps] I knew it.
547
00:18:28,516 --> 00:18:30,833
[Ham]
Well, we did it.
We got the cake here.
548
00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:32,259
And no reason why we shouldn't.
549
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,170
I don't even want to know
what's in this one.
550
00:18:34,263 --> 00:18:35,762
[all]
Good.
551
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,431
Okay, I hear that Toast
and his team
552
00:18:37,525 --> 00:18:38,765
are just a few miles away.
553
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,101
But while we wait,
Wolf Tobin is going to sing
554
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:44,697
a country song he wrote
for his visiting mother-in-law.
555
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,457
-Oh, hell yeah!
-Howdy, partners.
556
00:18:46,684 --> 00:18:49,702
Uh, I wrote this song
for a-a very special lady.
557
00:18:49,778 --> 00:18:50,795
Not my special lady,
558
00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:52,964
but the special lady
that my special lady
559
00:18:53,115 --> 00:18:55,133
came out of.
Anyway, I hope you like it.
560
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,043
♪ Dishes in the sink ♪
561
00:18:58,196 --> 00:19:00,196
♪ Sunlight on the rug ♪
562
00:19:00,214 --> 00:19:02,789
♪ She gave me vodka kisses ♪
563
00:19:02,884 --> 00:19:05,509
♪ And cigarette hugs ♪
564
00:19:05,662 --> 00:19:07,720
♪ Beer cans in my crib ♪
565
00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,314
♪ Old bra on the table ♪
566
00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:12,725
♪ But I guess my mama did ♪
567
00:19:12,877 --> 00:19:15,227
♪ The best that she was able ♪
568
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,304
♪ But now I got a new gal ♪
569
00:19:17,398 --> 00:19:20,324
♪ Goes by the name of Ruth ♪
570
00:19:20,476 --> 00:19:22,735
♪ Pullin' splinters
out of my ass ♪
571
00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:24,662
♪ And shovin' in the truth ♪
572
00:19:24,889 --> 00:19:27,314
♪ My windows were so bare ♪
573
00:19:27,408 --> 00:19:29,667
♪ Until she put up curtains ♪
574
00:19:29,894 --> 00:19:31,894
♪ My ass is slowly healin' ♪
575
00:19:32,063 --> 00:19:34,413
♪ And my heart's
no longer hurtin' ♪
576
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,731
Aw, that's nice.
577
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,675
♪ 'Cause she's a boot-lickin'
bad girl ♪
578
00:19:37,902 --> 00:19:40,178
♪ Can't lick her lickin' ways,
let me lick you now ♪
579
00:19:40,329 --> 00:19:42,680
♪ ♪
580
00:19:42,907 --> 00:19:43,906
Come on, Ruth, get up here.
581
00:19:43,999 --> 00:19:46,409
Ruth Shaw, the best dang
mom-in-law.
582
00:19:46,502 --> 00:19:48,744
-[Ruth singing along]
-♪ And when she hears
that train a-blowin ♪
583
00:19:48,763 --> 00:19:53,933
♪ Oh, she just licks
her blues away. ♪
584
00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:55,601
-Yee-haw!
-[applause]
585
00:19:55,753 --> 00:19:57,920
Here they come,
Toast and his team.
586
00:19:57,939 --> 00:20:00,531
-[dogs barking]
-[crowd chanting]
Toast! Toast! Toast! Toast!
587
00:20:00,683 --> 00:20:02,942
Just remember,
when I open the cake container,
588
00:20:03,094 --> 00:20:04,851
hold your breath and look away.
589
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,687
Okay, Ham, open her up.
590
00:20:06,781 --> 00:20:09,207
-That's my cake! [grunting]
-Dad, come back here!
591
00:20:09,434 --> 00:20:10,857
-Share.
-Save some for me.
592
00:20:11,026 --> 00:20:12,376
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
593
00:20:12,528 --> 00:20:14,003
[screams]
594
00:20:15,030 --> 00:20:17,381
[screams]
595
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:20,960
[gasps]
Bitten again by greatness.
596
00:20:21,112 --> 00:20:22,461
What a privilege.
597
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:25,056
Well, on the plus side,
looks like Lone Moose is getting
598
00:20:25,207 --> 00:20:26,540
another historical marker.
599
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:29,301
I can't wait to see it
on my next visit.
600
00:20:29,454 --> 00:20:32,137
♪ 'Twas the night
of a thousand dogs ♪
601
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,714
♪ Running through the land,
through the snow ♪
602
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,291
♪ Through the ice and fog ♪
603
00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:36,642
♪ Standing haunch to haunch ♪
604
00:20:36,794 --> 00:20:38,051
♪ And braving the terrain ♪
605
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,570
♪ Every year we look
to the sky ♪
606
00:20:39,797 --> 00:20:41,239
♪ And remember their names ♪
607
00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:43,966
♪ There was Chuckles, Poncho,
Biter, Old Snuff ♪
608
00:20:43,985 --> 00:20:46,302
♪ Pukey, Sully,
and John McGruff ♪
609
00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,804
♪ Paco, Pancake, Waffles,
Sir Sniffs-His-Butt ♪
610
00:20:48,823 --> 00:20:50,731
♪ Chunky, Dangler, Tweaky,
Butter, and Gary the Mutt ♪
611
00:20:50,825 --> 00:20:54,085
♪ It was the night
of a thousand dogs, hyah! ♪
612
00:20:54,312 --> 00:20:57,146
♪ Running through the land,
through the snow ♪
613
00:20:57,164 --> 00:20:59,498
♪ Through the ice and fog ♪
614
00:20:59,650 --> 00:21:01,425
♪ Hyah! ♪
615
00:21:01,577 --> 00:21:03,002
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