1 00:00:02,672 --> 00:00:04,476 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,577 --> 00:00:05,946 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,012 --> 00:00:07,248 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,348 --> 00:00:10,120 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:13,728 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,828 --> 00:00:14,930 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,997 --> 00:00:16,567 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,634 --> 00:00:17,736 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,836 --> 00:00:21,142 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,209 --> 00:00:22,478 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,545 --> 00:00:24,148 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,215 --> 00:00:25,752 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,852 --> 00:00:29,693 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,496 --> 00:00:33,534 [cheering] 15 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:36,273 I'm Diondra Tundra, coming to you live 16 00:00:36,406 --> 00:00:38,110 from the oldest bar in Lone Moose, 17 00:00:38,176 --> 00:00:39,613 the Toe in the Snow Tavern, 18 00:00:39,646 --> 00:00:41,751 where people have been hot-footing it in to sign up 19 00:00:41,817 --> 00:00:43,120 for tomorrow night's annual 20 00:00:43,220 --> 00:00:45,858 Chug n' Tug family tug-of-war tournament. 21 00:00:45,959 --> 00:00:48,430 I'm joined by bar owner Pamela Suggs 22 00:00:48,497 --> 00:00:51,403 and by the body part that gives her bar its name. 23 00:00:51,436 --> 00:00:53,040 Tell us about it, Pamela. 24 00:00:53,106 --> 00:00:55,344 It was my great-great-great- grandfather's toe. 25 00:00:55,411 --> 00:00:56,781 He accidentally chopped it off 26 00:00:56,881 --> 00:00:58,283 when he was building this place. 27 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,620 He put it in a jar, 28 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:01,857 and it's been sitting on the bar ever since. 29 00:01:01,924 --> 00:01:03,561 (sighs) I love you, Pappy Suggs. 30 00:01:03,627 --> 00:01:05,030 Well, there you have it. 31 00:01:05,097 --> 00:01:07,100 Be sure to get a sitter and designate a driver 32 00:01:07,167 --> 00:01:10,040 because tomorrow night Lone Moose cuts loose. 33 00:01:10,107 --> 00:01:12,478 I am so stoked to enter my first Chug n' Tug. 34 00:01:12,579 --> 00:01:14,916 I've been doing throat-loosening exercises all week. 35 00:01:14,950 --> 00:01:16,452 By tomorrow night, I'll be able 36 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:17,956 to put anything down this gullet. 37 00:01:18,022 --> 00:01:20,360 A hammer, a... a big hammer. You name it. 38 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:22,565 Please don't swallow a hammer, son. 39 00:01:22,666 --> 00:01:23,768 I'm excited, too. 40 00:01:23,835 --> 00:01:25,639 I mean, I don't think we'll win 'cause apparently 41 00:01:25,705 --> 00:01:28,209 Craig Ptarmigan's family's team wins every year? 42 00:01:28,276 --> 00:01:29,579 It's still gonna be fun, though. 43 00:01:29,646 --> 00:01:31,216 The only thing that would make it more special is 44 00:01:31,316 --> 00:01:33,754 if the third family member on our team was... 45 00:01:33,821 --> 00:01:35,591 you, Father. What do you say? 46 00:01:35,691 --> 00:01:38,697 I say the same thing I've said dozens of times. No. 47 00:01:38,797 --> 00:01:41,336 I will be home with Ham and Judy and Moon 48 00:01:41,403 --> 00:01:43,473 doing our annual Hugs n' Rugs. 49 00:01:43,574 --> 00:01:45,945 We clean the rugs, we give each other hugs, 50 00:01:46,012 --> 00:01:47,849 and the only loser is loneliness. 51 00:01:47,949 --> 00:01:49,953 -Right, kids? -[kids] Ugh! 52 00:01:50,053 --> 00:01:52,157 I'd be your third, Wolf, but I'm banned, 53 00:01:52,224 --> 00:01:54,930 just 'cause I used the tug-of-war rope improperly 54 00:01:54,997 --> 00:01:57,703 for an attempted strangulation in 1957. 55 00:01:57,803 --> 00:01:59,506 Come on, Dad, I'm begging you. 56 00:01:59,606 --> 00:02:01,643 With you on our side, we might even win! 57 00:02:01,677 --> 00:02:03,648 You are great at tugging things, Dad. 58 00:02:03,681 --> 00:02:05,818 When our school bus broke down on that field trip, 59 00:02:05,852 --> 00:02:07,087 you tugged us all the way home. 60 00:02:07,221 --> 00:02:08,791 Plus, Beef, you could use a night out. 61 00:02:08,891 --> 00:02:10,661 Let's get a little sloppy and have some fun. 62 00:02:10,761 --> 00:02:14,101 I put my sloppy days behind me when I became a dad at 19. 63 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:16,139 While Kathleen continued to live it up, 64 00:02:16,239 --> 00:02:18,310 I took care of diaper changes, feedings, 65 00:02:18,343 --> 00:02:20,080 and emotional stability. 66 00:02:20,146 --> 00:02:21,750 But to her credit, she would occasionally 67 00:02:21,817 --> 00:02:24,388 shout something supportive from an adjoining room. 68 00:02:24,488 --> 00:02:25,959 Okay, Beef, but I do think 69 00:02:26,026 --> 00:02:28,196 every parent deserves a big night out every now and then. 70 00:02:28,229 --> 00:02:30,669 Oh, rest assured, Honeybee, I had enough big nights 71 00:02:30,735 --> 00:02:32,872 at that good old bar to last a lifetime. 72 00:02:32,906 --> 00:02:36,379 And after a few too many, if this wonderful song came on-- 73 00:02:36,479 --> 00:02:37,715 Ooh! "The Humpty Hump"? 74 00:02:37,815 --> 00:02:40,988 No, a sea shanty called "Three Sad Wives." 75 00:02:41,089 --> 00:02:43,260 Once I heard that, all bets were off, 76 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,565 and I'd enter a state known as 77 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,167 -"the Dare Bear." -[growling] 78 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:48,671 -♪ Dare Bear... ♪ -And Craig Ptarmigan 79 00:02:48,771 --> 00:02:50,609 would always goad the Dare Bear to do 80 00:02:50,675 --> 00:02:52,410 -really outrageous stuff. -♪ Dare Bear, Dare Bear... ♪ 81 00:02:52,512 --> 00:02:54,716 Heck, one time, he offered me $700 82 00:02:54,783 --> 00:02:57,388 to drink a shot of that old toe juice. 83 00:02:57,421 --> 00:02:59,626 But not even the Dare Bear would take that bet. 84 00:02:59,693 --> 00:03:03,166 -Just when I think my dad can't get any radder. -Rad, indeed. 85 00:03:03,232 --> 00:03:05,605 -♪ Dare Bear, Dare Bear... ♪ -Anyway, then Wolf was born, and 86 00:03:05,705 --> 00:03:08,142 the Dare Bear went into hibernation forever. 87 00:03:08,209 --> 00:03:10,047 -Damn it. -Sorry, you two, but the only thing 88 00:03:10,147 --> 00:03:12,083 this guy's gonna be chugging tomorrow night 89 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,421 are his parental responsibilities. 90 00:03:14,556 --> 00:03:17,260 In that case, we'll go with our second most logical option-- 91 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:20,535 adopting my best bud Cheesecake as our child. 92 00:03:20,602 --> 00:03:22,304 I will not recognize Cheesecake, 93 00:03:22,438 --> 00:03:24,510 your adult best friend, as a family member. 94 00:03:24,576 --> 00:03:26,346 Wow! That's your grandchild! 95 00:03:26,446 --> 00:03:29,653 Well, Dad, since I'm gonna be swamped with adoption paperwork, 96 00:03:29,719 --> 00:03:32,124 could you at least drop off our $200 entry fee 97 00:03:32,224 --> 00:03:34,329 and entry form with Pamela Suggs? 98 00:03:34,395 --> 00:03:36,031 And also loan us, uh, $200? 99 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,835 -Sure thing, son. -♪ Dare Bear! ♪ 100 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:39,640 -[school bell rings] -[Kima] Judy, we've been over this. 101 00:03:39,707 --> 00:03:42,378 I'm not going to tape an iPad to my chest 102 00:03:42,445 --> 00:03:44,716 and live stream tomorrow night's kegger in the woods for you. 103 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:48,123 Me neither. Sorry, Ham, but iPads look too boxy on me. 104 00:03:48,223 --> 00:03:50,293 Well, we at least expect a photo every 15 minutes 105 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:52,364 just to get us through Rugging n' Hugging with our dad 106 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:55,203 while every other teen in town is unsupervised and going wild. 107 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:58,075 Oh, hi. Wow. I didn't even see you guys there. 108 00:03:58,176 --> 00:04:00,014 You literally just walked up to us. 109 00:04:00,047 --> 00:04:01,617 Hey, Judy, quick question. 110 00:04:01,684 --> 00:04:04,523 Is your dad gonna make you stay home and vacuum tomorrow night 111 00:04:04,623 --> 00:04:06,861 while the rest of us are in the woods being cool? 112 00:04:06,927 --> 00:04:09,699 No. Well, I mean, factually, yes, but-- 113 00:04:09,766 --> 00:04:11,169 Yeah, I knew you were gonna say that 114 00:04:11,269 --> 00:04:12,906 because you're just like a vacuum. 115 00:04:12,972 --> 00:04:16,345 'Cause you suck. [cackling] 116 00:04:16,412 --> 00:04:17,748 Ugh! Everyone in school thinks 117 00:04:17,815 --> 00:04:20,153 Ham and I are losers who never party. 118 00:04:20,253 --> 00:04:21,957 Honestly, guys, the kegger hasn't been the same 119 00:04:22,057 --> 00:04:24,495 since Doug De Luca got emancipated and stopped coming. 120 00:04:24,563 --> 00:04:26,232 He was the real party captain. 121 00:04:26,299 --> 00:04:28,737 Now there's never enough alcohol to go around. 122 00:04:28,804 --> 00:04:30,675 Ugh. Doug De Luca was such a legend. 123 00:04:30,775 --> 00:04:32,512 I was at the party where he was so wasted, 124 00:04:32,645 --> 00:04:34,081 he drank a whole fish tank, 125 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,787 including the little plastic treasure chest and all the fish. 126 00:04:36,887 --> 00:04:38,858 -He pooped one out alive later! -[belches] 127 00:04:38,891 --> 00:04:41,362 And I heard, another time, he got one of those hot tub limos, 128 00:04:41,429 --> 00:04:43,768 and he did a cannonball into it and almost drowned. 129 00:04:43,801 --> 00:04:46,105 Well, I guess that kind of debauchery is something 130 00:04:46,172 --> 00:04:47,909 Judy and I were never meant to know. 131 00:04:47,976 --> 00:04:50,548 Ugh! Makes me so mad, I'm going to open my locker 132 00:04:50,614 --> 00:04:52,752 just so I can slam it. Uh... 133 00:04:52,852 --> 00:04:55,658 Oh. Four. 17. Uh, 12? 134 00:04:55,724 --> 00:04:58,329 Nope, nope. Let me start over. 135 00:04:59,231 --> 00:05:01,068 -[door opens] -Whoa. 136 00:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,605 It's the Dare Bear himself. 137 00:05:02,672 --> 00:05:05,176 I haven't seen you around here in 20-odd years. 138 00:05:05,277 --> 00:05:06,279 And I do mean odd. 139 00:05:06,479 --> 00:05:10,087 I must say, Pamela, I love what you've done with the place. 140 00:05:10,153 --> 00:05:11,824 -Absolutely nothing. -Ha! 141 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:14,395 How about a breakfast beer for old time's sake? 142 00:05:14,495 --> 00:05:17,101 Thanks, but they're called old times for a reason. 143 00:05:17,201 --> 00:05:20,675 I'm just here to drop off my son Wolf's Chug n' Tug entry form. 144 00:05:20,742 --> 00:05:24,516 Oh, good. I hope he enjoys it, since it'll be the last one. 145 00:05:24,583 --> 00:05:27,087 My cousin Burt-tholomew started gambling again, 146 00:05:27,154 --> 00:05:30,928 stole my savings, and now I'm gonna... lose the bar. 147 00:05:30,961 --> 00:05:32,264 -[crying] -What? No. 148 00:05:32,364 --> 00:05:33,967 -The Toe in the Snow can't close. -Yup. 149 00:05:34,101 --> 00:05:36,606 Looks like the Dare Bear's old den ain't long for this world. 150 00:05:36,673 --> 00:05:38,343 I've missed three mortgage payments. 151 00:05:38,443 --> 00:05:40,313 So if you want to take home that chandelier 152 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:42,451 you loved to swing on, then you better do it now. 153 00:05:42,518 --> 00:05:46,058 Because in a few days, it'll be property of the bank. 154 00:05:46,158 --> 00:05:48,062 Exactly how deep underwater are you? 155 00:05:48,162 --> 00:05:49,866 A little over six grand. 156 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,371 You're the only person I've told. So embarrassing. 157 00:05:52,437 --> 00:05:54,543 You know the Suggs don't like to ask for help. 158 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:56,547 When Grandpappy cut his toe off, 159 00:05:56,613 --> 00:05:57,882 he put it in his pocket 160 00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,619 and walked three miles to the hospital. 161 00:05:59,719 --> 00:06:02,223 Then, when he got there, he just asked for a jar to put it in. 162 00:06:02,324 --> 00:06:05,330 This is tugging at my chug strings. 163 00:06:05,430 --> 00:06:06,667 Damn it. 164 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:08,604 Pamela, I'm gonna save this bar. 165 00:06:08,704 --> 00:06:12,044 It's time for me to put your alcohol where my mouth is. 166 00:06:12,144 --> 00:06:13,914 [laughing] Whoa. 167 00:06:14,014 --> 00:06:16,151 Here comes the airplane. 168 00:06:16,218 --> 00:06:17,487 Open wide! 169 00:06:17,589 --> 00:06:19,091 Oh! [laughs] Whoo! 170 00:06:19,157 --> 00:06:21,095 You're really committing to this baby thing, huh, Wolf? 171 00:06:21,162 --> 00:06:23,600 Oh, this is actually how I always feed Cheesecake. 172 00:06:23,701 --> 00:06:25,370 None of my back teeth ever came in. 173 00:06:25,437 --> 00:06:28,309 Wolf, Honeybee, important breaking news. 174 00:06:28,376 --> 00:06:31,382 I have decided to Chug n' Tug with you! 175 00:06:31,415 --> 00:06:33,052 Chug-a-lug-a-ding-dong! 176 00:06:33,119 --> 00:06:35,892 Aw. C-cake, I'm sorry, but this means you're no longer my son. 177 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:37,896 [laughing] It's not the first time I've heard that. 178 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:41,235 Kids, I apologize for my sudden change of plans. 179 00:06:41,301 --> 00:06:43,741 I know how much you all look forward to Rugs n' Hugs. 180 00:06:43,808 --> 00:06:45,177 -But we could reschedule. -Please, no. 181 00:06:45,244 --> 00:06:46,513 -No, thanks. -Never! 182 00:06:46,613 --> 00:06:48,316 Okay, Team Tobin, we are gonna win this thing 183 00:06:48,382 --> 00:06:51,957 and give the money to Pamela to save the Toe in the Snow Tavern! 184 00:06:52,057 --> 00:06:53,727 Oh, hell yeah! I'm finally 185 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:56,633 -gonna tug with my dad. -Babe, no! 186 00:07:00,808 --> 00:07:02,077 [Ham] Okay, so now that our dad 187 00:07:02,177 --> 00:07:03,914 has decided to finally act like a normal parent 188 00:07:04,014 --> 00:07:05,651 and get drunk, can you fill us in on how we should act 189 00:07:05,751 --> 00:07:07,054 at the kegger tonight? 190 00:07:07,121 --> 00:07:09,492 Oh, my God, it's the cast of Below Dork. 191 00:07:09,559 --> 00:07:11,764 Before you keep barfing out your words, Stacy, 192 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:13,534 you should know that Judy and Ham are, 193 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,936 in fact, going out tonight. 194 00:07:15,003 --> 00:07:17,208 Oh, are they coming to study at the party? 195 00:07:17,274 --> 00:07:18,678 And narc everybody out? 196 00:07:18,744 --> 00:07:20,313 Actually, uh, you know what? 197 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:22,317 We're not even going to that kegger, Stacy. 198 00:07:22,384 --> 00:07:23,954 We're doing something much cooler 199 00:07:24,021 --> 00:07:26,025 that you aren't even invited to do. 200 00:07:26,091 --> 00:07:28,096 Ooh! Am I invited, Judy? 201 00:07:28,163 --> 00:07:29,699 Yes, Ham. [laughs] 202 00:07:29,766 --> 00:07:31,268 What? You're so funny today. Remember 203 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:32,973 how we are all going to do that thing 204 00:07:33,073 --> 00:07:35,243 that will make us party legends like Doug De Luca? 205 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:38,116 Because that is actually who we are partying with. 206 00:07:38,183 --> 00:07:39,719 -With Doug. -Judy. 207 00:07:39,819 --> 00:07:41,657 Nobody knows where Doug is. 208 00:07:41,690 --> 00:07:43,192 Ooh, then I guess we're not nobodies 209 00:07:43,325 --> 00:07:45,163 'cause we do know where he is. 210 00:07:45,296 --> 00:07:46,700 You're totally lying. 211 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:50,040 There's no way that Dougie D. would hang out with you scabies. 212 00:07:50,173 --> 00:07:51,408 Uh, yes, there is a way, 213 00:07:51,442 --> 00:07:53,179 and we will send you the pics to prove it. 214 00:07:53,212 --> 00:07:56,586 -Oh, God. -So have fun at your boring kegger for dweebs, Stace. 215 00:07:56,686 --> 00:07:58,423 -[Stacy gasps] -[Judy laughs] 216 00:07:58,524 --> 00:08:00,628 -Judy, what the hell?! -Did you see her face? 217 00:08:00,728 --> 00:08:02,598 Oh, my God, she was so mad. 218 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:04,434 Um, we are also mad. 219 00:08:04,536 --> 00:08:06,640 We do not know where Doug De Luca is. 220 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:09,077 Last I heard, he and Jared Leto were in Mykonos 221 00:08:09,144 --> 00:08:10,614 writing a Joker musical. 222 00:08:10,714 --> 00:08:11,916 Guys, don't be so negative. 223 00:08:11,983 --> 00:08:13,787 If Dateline has taught us anything, 224 00:08:13,854 --> 00:08:15,791 it's that anyone can be found. 225 00:08:15,858 --> 00:08:17,260 [Beef] Farewell, children. 226 00:08:17,327 --> 00:08:20,000 I've provided Aunt Dirt with the Tobin Babysitter Bible, 227 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:22,003 so it should be a seamless transition 228 00:08:22,104 --> 00:08:23,807 in terms of policies and procedures. 229 00:08:23,874 --> 00:08:25,545 And as always, I'll call to check in 230 00:08:25,578 --> 00:08:27,013 every hour on the hour, 231 00:08:27,113 --> 00:08:29,485 just like your mother's old probation officer Jerrod. 232 00:08:29,519 --> 00:08:31,355 -Mm-hmm. -Oh, look. There's your ride. 233 00:08:31,422 --> 00:08:32,992 -Oh, better get going. -Bye-bye now. Goodbye. There you go. Bye-bye. 234 00:08:33,059 --> 00:08:34,361 Not that we're anxious for you to leave. 235 00:08:34,428 --> 00:08:36,065 We'd love for you to stay, uh, 236 00:08:36,165 --> 00:08:38,435 -so if you want to stay, just say the word. -Ham! 237 00:08:38,503 --> 00:08:41,142 I-I mean, get out of here, Dad! Now! 238 00:08:41,208 --> 00:08:43,514 -Ham! -I don't know what's going on here, 239 00:08:43,614 --> 00:08:46,118 but Londra's waiting, so let's go. 240 00:08:48,355 --> 00:08:50,193 Okay, guys, the coast is clear! 241 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:52,197 [Dirt] Oh, I see. 242 00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:54,536 Moon and I were planning to use the laundry basket 243 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:55,672 to sled off the roof, 244 00:08:55,772 --> 00:08:57,241 but if you've got something better cooking, 245 00:08:57,341 --> 00:08:58,710 we'll take a flyer on it. 246 00:08:58,744 --> 00:09:01,182 -Well, if you must know-- -We must. 247 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,385 We're gonna find party legend Doug De Luca 248 00:09:03,452 --> 00:09:05,525 and then party with him legendarily. 249 00:09:05,625 --> 00:09:08,163 The only problem is, we have no idea where he is. 250 00:09:08,229 --> 00:09:10,467 Well, I knew a Chester De Luca in my day, 251 00:09:10,535 --> 00:09:12,538 and I'm guessing he's Doug's grandfather, 252 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,977 'cause Chester was also a party legend. 253 00:09:15,077 --> 00:09:17,147 He made Cary Grant look like Jimmy Stewart, 254 00:09:17,214 --> 00:09:19,385 -if you know what I mean. -We do not. 255 00:09:19,485 --> 00:09:20,989 It's not my fault you're dumb. 256 00:09:21,089 --> 00:09:23,092 Now, Chester had an underground speakeasy. 257 00:09:23,159 --> 00:09:26,031 I bet Doug's party is there. I still know the password. 258 00:09:26,131 --> 00:09:27,333 It's showing your boobs. 259 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,539 -Yeesh. -Relax, Polly Prudebottom. 260 00:09:29,672 --> 00:09:30,941 I'm happy to show mine. 261 00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:32,879 They're a little long, but they're going strong. 262 00:09:32,912 --> 00:09:35,049 Judy, you might have to help me hold them up to the peephole. 263 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,254 -Can do. -Great. I'll make us all some Van-hattans 264 00:09:37,321 --> 00:09:38,791 in a travel flask. 265 00:09:38,858 --> 00:09:41,028 -Moon, you're driving. -Uh, he's ten. 266 00:09:41,095 --> 00:09:42,832 Come on, Ham, you know I can drive. 267 00:09:42,932 --> 00:09:46,004 -Yup. You're the best driver in the family. -Let's boogie. 268 00:09:46,105 --> 00:09:47,307 [Beef] Yeah. 269 00:09:47,407 --> 00:09:49,545 Okay, here we go. The Big Dance. 270 00:09:49,612 --> 00:09:51,182 Holy Hoobastank, Dad! Someone carved 271 00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:53,186 "Don't poke the Dare Bear" on this table. 272 00:09:53,253 --> 00:09:56,626 Yes, I had quite a following back in the day. 273 00:09:56,693 --> 00:09:57,829 So cool. 274 00:09:57,962 --> 00:09:59,231 [Pamela] Good evening, tuggers! 275 00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:00,768 -[whooping, cheering] -[Beef] Good evening. 276 00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:02,572 We've got last year's champions, 277 00:10:02,672 --> 00:10:06,078 the Ptuggin' Ptarmigan family, in the house. 278 00:10:06,145 --> 00:10:09,418 -[all booing] -Yeah. We eat boos for breakfast 279 00:10:09,519 --> 00:10:11,288 and wash 'em down with these. 280 00:10:11,355 --> 00:10:13,392 You like that? You like that? 281 00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:14,962 You're going down, Ptarmigans! 282 00:10:15,029 --> 00:10:17,735 We're gonna murder each and every one of you! 283 00:10:17,802 --> 00:10:19,606 [patrons gasping] 284 00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:22,110 -Babe. -Sorry, I-I got carried away. 285 00:10:22,244 --> 00:10:25,885 But first up, it's the Tobin Family Tobler-ropes 286 00:10:25,985 --> 00:10:28,857 versus the Evanoff Evan-knots. 287 00:10:28,957 --> 00:10:30,360 Hey, Duane. Nice to see you. 288 00:10:30,460 --> 00:10:32,431 You're all going down, too, FYI. 289 00:10:32,497 --> 00:10:34,368 -[bell rings] -Chug! 290 00:10:34,468 --> 00:10:36,239 -[grunts, gasps] -Dad, what's wrong? 291 00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:37,675 I don't remember how to chug. 292 00:10:37,742 --> 00:10:40,614 Don't think and don't savor, just swallow. 293 00:10:40,714 --> 00:10:42,551 Finish it all in one gulp. 294 00:10:42,618 --> 00:10:44,221 [gulping] 295 00:10:44,321 --> 00:10:45,858 [belches, chuckles] 296 00:10:45,958 --> 00:10:47,728 And tug. 297 00:10:49,031 --> 00:10:50,567 [grunting] 298 00:10:50,667 --> 00:10:53,740 On my honor! 299 00:10:55,210 --> 00:10:57,748 [cheering, applause] 300 00:10:57,815 --> 00:10:59,652 -[whooping] -[clears throat] 301 00:10:59,719 --> 00:11:00,888 Let's keep our composure. 302 00:11:00,955 --> 00:11:03,392 We have many ropes to travel. 303 00:11:03,459 --> 00:11:07,300 Oh, I get it. What a perfect front for a speakeasy. 304 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,672 -[laughs] Classic. -[Judy] It's not a front, Ham. 305 00:11:09,739 --> 00:11:11,943 -The speakeasy's gone. -And I may have 306 00:11:12,043 --> 00:11:13,614 a few outstanding warrants, 307 00:11:13,681 --> 00:11:15,518 and our designated driver's a ten-year-old, 308 00:11:15,584 --> 00:11:17,955 so let's not cool our heels here too long. 309 00:11:18,055 --> 00:11:20,828 Okay, but where are we supposed to go? 310 00:11:20,928 --> 00:11:22,197 That was our only Doug lead. 311 00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:24,201 Well, I guess we could go talk to Chester. 312 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:26,940 -Ask him where his grandson is. -Wait, Chester is alive? 313 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,777 Yeah, I ran into him last week. 314 00:11:28,844 --> 00:11:31,315 My dealer Morty lives at his retirement home. 315 00:11:31,382 --> 00:11:33,052 Wait, what kind of dealer? 316 00:11:33,085 --> 00:11:34,488 Uh, blackjack, butt crack. 317 00:11:34,556 --> 00:11:36,058 We're not paying you to ask questions. 318 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:38,664 -You're not paying me. -Even better. 319 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:39,832 [Pamela] Next up, 320 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,201 the Tobin Family Tobler-ropes 321 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:44,842 versus Alyson and her Sisterhood of the Tugging Pants. 322 00:11:44,909 --> 00:11:49,084 Does Alyson have two incredibly large, hot sisters? 323 00:11:49,218 --> 00:11:51,322 [Wolf] Oh, yeah. Madison and Wisconsin. 324 00:11:51,422 --> 00:11:52,457 They're in town from Portland. 325 00:11:52,558 --> 00:11:54,729 They're super nice. So large. 326 00:11:54,796 --> 00:11:56,799 -[bell rings] -Chug... 327 00:11:57,635 --> 00:12:00,172 ...and tug! 328 00:12:00,239 --> 00:12:01,075 [grunting] 329 00:12:01,142 --> 00:12:02,310 Uh-oh. I'm a little distracted 330 00:12:02,377 --> 00:12:04,983 by those double dreamboats over there. 331 00:12:05,049 --> 00:12:06,218 The phrase "smother me" 332 00:12:06,251 --> 00:12:08,189 -keeps popping into my head. -Use it. 333 00:12:08,223 --> 00:12:11,763 Pull those giant Alysons into your arms, Dad. 334 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,005 -[Beef grunts] -[cheering] 335 00:12:16,071 --> 00:12:18,276 -Woo-hoo! -Bring on the next beer. 336 00:12:18,376 --> 00:12:19,578 Oh, gosh, I just realized 337 00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:21,583 I haven't phoned the kids once yet. 338 00:12:21,649 --> 00:12:23,219 Don't worry, Dad, I'll text them for you. 339 00:12:23,319 --> 00:12:25,824 I have their numbers. We text all the time. 340 00:12:25,891 --> 00:12:27,060 [laughs] Incredible. 341 00:12:27,127 --> 00:12:28,597 Hey, maybe we should do a few shots? 342 00:12:28,630 --> 00:12:31,369 You sure about that, Dad? I mean, what about focusing? 343 00:12:31,435 --> 00:12:33,506 Oh, come on, son, I may not be The Dare Bear, 344 00:12:33,607 --> 00:12:35,644 but you don't want to be a Square Bear. 345 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:38,249 -If you insist. -That's the spirit, Mr. T. 346 00:12:38,316 --> 00:12:41,321 I pity the fool that doesn't want to do shots with you. 347 00:12:45,496 --> 00:12:46,733 We're down to the Final Four. 348 00:12:46,833 --> 00:12:48,403 It's the Tobin Family Tobler-ropes 349 00:12:48,469 --> 00:12:50,073 versus the Tug-tleys. 350 00:12:50,139 --> 00:12:52,678 -[bell rings] -And chug! 351 00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:53,814 [belches] 352 00:12:53,881 --> 00:12:56,887 Well, ex-squeeze me. 353 00:12:56,954 --> 00:12:58,456 I love drunk Beef. 354 00:12:58,523 --> 00:12:59,993 Give him another shot, Pam. 355 00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:02,565 Gladly. You still got it, Beef. 356 00:13:02,632 --> 00:13:04,167 Now get your asses on the rope. 357 00:13:04,267 --> 00:13:06,372 Okay, but wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. 358 00:13:06,506 --> 00:13:07,842 Wait. I love you guys. 359 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,881 Well, we love you, too, Dad, but we got to tug now. 360 00:13:10,981 --> 00:13:14,454 You got to tug now. Whee... 361 00:13:14,522 --> 00:13:17,327 -Ooh, chandelier. -Plenty of time for that later, fella. 362 00:13:17,394 --> 00:13:18,630 Got to save the bar. 363 00:13:18,664 --> 00:13:21,302 -Chug! -Uh-oh, gonna... oh. 364 00:13:21,402 --> 00:13:22,605 Dad, no. 365 00:13:22,672 --> 00:13:25,243 Don't worry. I can pull from down here. 366 00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:26,813 I love you guys. 367 00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:30,086 [grunts] 368 00:13:31,055 --> 00:13:32,592 -[cheering, applause] -Yes! 369 00:13:32,658 --> 00:13:35,429 Shots for everybody, on me. 370 00:13:35,496 --> 00:13:37,000 [Chester] Okay. 371 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,937 Who wanted to see me? Oh, you? 372 00:13:39,037 --> 00:13:40,173 What are you doing here? 373 00:13:40,273 --> 00:13:41,843 Morty's in jail. They got him. 374 00:13:41,943 --> 00:13:44,381 I'm not here for that. We're looking for your grandson. 375 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:45,517 These kids want to party. 376 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:47,187 Oh, uh, last I heard, 377 00:13:47,321 --> 00:13:49,592 he was living on a houseboat at the marina. 378 00:13:49,692 --> 00:13:51,195 A party boat? Oh, hell yeah. 379 00:13:51,329 --> 00:13:53,399 You guys want a real party, stick around. 380 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,773 The nurse fell asleep again. We got everything. 381 00:13:56,839 --> 00:13:58,309 Eh, I'm gonna stick with these losers for now, 382 00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:00,279 but I'll circle back for the after-party. 383 00:14:00,346 --> 00:14:01,415 Later, Chester. 384 00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:03,252 Don't let my back door hit you on the way out. 385 00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:04,989 -[farts] -Oh! 386 00:14:05,089 --> 00:14:06,258 Huh. 387 00:14:06,324 --> 00:14:09,198 Maybe this is the boat that takes us to his party boat? 388 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,701 Oh, or maybe this is a freaky party 389 00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:13,272 where the lights are all out and the first person to make a sound 390 00:14:13,339 --> 00:14:15,343 has to drink an entire bottle of Chardonnay. 391 00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:16,713 Bow-bow-bo-bow. 392 00:14:16,847 --> 00:14:18,784 Are you trying to do an air horn? 393 00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:20,219 Yeah. Bam-bada-bam-berr! 394 00:14:20,319 --> 00:14:22,859 Okay, that's like a fanfare, that's not even-- 395 00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:24,629 Kids, can we go inside? 396 00:14:24,729 --> 00:14:26,867 Toot-toot, Doug. Party patrol. 397 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,937 ♪ Doug! ♪ 398 00:14:29,037 --> 00:14:30,808 -Hello. -Doug. There he is. 399 00:14:30,841 --> 00:14:32,009 I mean, there you are. 400 00:14:32,076 --> 00:14:34,949 Lone Moose legend alert. Let's party. 401 00:14:35,049 --> 00:14:36,619 Where do you keep your beer bongs, 402 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,389 'cause Mama came to rage. [chuckles] 403 00:14:38,456 --> 00:14:39,825 Sorry, we've been looking for you all night. 404 00:14:39,892 --> 00:14:41,228 We're here to become party legends 405 00:14:41,295 --> 00:14:42,965 at your awesome party, so let's go. 406 00:14:43,065 --> 00:14:46,472 We just want to get in on whatever you're doing tonight. 407 00:14:46,539 --> 00:14:48,009 Oh, great. Come on in. 408 00:14:48,076 --> 00:14:50,045 ♪ Let's get crazy. ♪ 409 00:14:51,148 --> 00:14:53,887 Doug, um, would you eat a Meat-a-Roni ever? 410 00:14:53,953 --> 00:14:55,156 Uh, what's the savings? 411 00:14:55,223 --> 00:14:56,359 -35 cents. -Oh, yeah. 412 00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:58,362 -That's a keeper. -What about dog food? 413 00:14:58,429 --> 00:15:00,299 Oh, definitely. I call it "Doug Food." 414 00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,272 So, how's the emancipated life treating you, Doug? 415 00:15:03,372 --> 00:15:05,109 Lot of freedom? Lot of good times? 416 00:15:05,209 --> 00:15:06,680 Uh, I'm kind of too busy for good times. 417 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:09,952 I work two jobs and my houseboat needs a new bilge pump. 418 00:15:10,019 --> 00:15:12,691 How's things at school? They still got classes? 419 00:15:12,758 --> 00:15:13,994 Doug, do you have any alcohol? 420 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:16,298 I'd really love to not feel this way anymore. 421 00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:19,004 Oh, no, alcohol is way too expensive for me now. 422 00:15:19,070 --> 00:15:21,008 But I have some friends just down the dock 423 00:15:21,142 --> 00:15:22,176 if you want to go visit them. 424 00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:23,680 That sounds like a party. Let's go. 425 00:15:23,747 --> 00:15:26,385 Could I, uh, use your bathroom first? 426 00:15:26,452 --> 00:15:27,420 Sure. It's that jar. 427 00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:29,358 -We can all turn around. -Never mind. 428 00:15:29,424 --> 00:15:32,163 I'm never going to the bathroom again. Let's go. 429 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,435 -[Pamela] And... -[bell rings] 430 00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:35,504 -...chug! -[gulping] 431 00:15:35,571 --> 00:15:39,077 [whoops] I can't believe it took me this long 432 00:15:39,143 --> 00:15:42,818 to remember how much fun it is to have this much fun. 433 00:15:42,919 --> 00:15:44,153 That's great, Dad. 434 00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:45,624 But what do you say we buckle down 435 00:15:45,724 --> 00:15:47,160 for a quick sec and get serious? 436 00:15:47,227 --> 00:15:50,033 W-We're in the finals against Craig and his fellow Ptarmigans. 437 00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:51,736 You're going down, Tobin. 438 00:15:51,837 --> 00:15:54,842 You're going down Tobin. I'm gonna kick your ass, Beef. 439 00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:56,546 [chuckles] I don't think you are, Beef. 440 00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:57,748 Or should I say 441 00:15:57,814 --> 00:15:59,786 -Dare Bear? -[jukebox playing] 442 00:15:59,819 --> 00:16:01,022 ♪ Three sad wives... ♪ 443 00:16:01,088 --> 00:16:02,525 Time to boogie, Beef. 444 00:16:02,591 --> 00:16:03,727 Uh, Dad, don't listen. 445 00:16:03,793 --> 00:16:05,664 [muffled] Put, uh, uh... let's put candles in his ears. 446 00:16:05,731 --> 00:16:07,601 ♪ The second wife was a freckled lass ♪ 447 00:16:07,701 --> 00:16:10,206 ♪ She choked to death on the bone of a bass ♪ 448 00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,411 ♪ Three sad wives... ♪ 449 00:16:12,512 --> 00:16:13,680 And tug! 450 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:16,418 Dad, we need you on the rope. We got to save the bar. 451 00:16:16,485 --> 00:16:18,155 Beef, I'm giving you ten seconds. 452 00:16:18,222 --> 00:16:20,092 -[Honeybee] Beef! -[Wolf] Dang it! 453 00:16:20,192 --> 00:16:21,394 Get back on the rope. 454 00:16:21,461 --> 00:16:23,533 [scatting] 455 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,537 Three, two, one. 456 00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:27,174 And the Ptarmigans win. 457 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,077 ♪ The third wife was a frowning gal ♪ 458 00:16:29,177 --> 00:16:30,715 ♪ So she stuck her head in a fishing pail ♪ 459 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:34,053 ♪ Three sad wives. ♪ 460 00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:39,331 [lively chatter] 461 00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:40,634 -This is bad. -Oh, I don't know. 462 00:16:40,701 --> 00:16:42,403 He seems to be taking losing pretty well. 463 00:16:42,504 --> 00:16:43,940 I mean, sure, he's, like, nine beers in 464 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:45,978 and having the time of his life, but trust me, 465 00:16:46,111 --> 00:16:48,449 in the morning, he is gonna be hella pissed at himself. 466 00:16:48,482 --> 00:16:50,286 He's never gonna let himself have fun again. 467 00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:52,390 -[people chanting] Dare Bare! -Oh, man. What's he doing now? 468 00:16:52,490 --> 00:16:54,762 -Dare Bear! -You asked for it. 469 00:16:54,829 --> 00:16:57,568 -[screams] -♪ Dare Bear! ♪ 470 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,004 Scroungey, 471 00:16:59,071 --> 00:17:00,774 Stubby, Two-legs. 472 00:17:00,874 --> 00:17:02,377 Daddy's here. [kissing] Come eat. 473 00:17:02,444 --> 00:17:04,248 -Now it's a party. -Is it? 474 00:17:04,348 --> 00:17:06,118 Sometimes I feed them like this. 475 00:17:06,218 --> 00:17:07,855 It helps build trust. 476 00:17:07,921 --> 00:17:09,759 -I wish I had teats. -Oh, geez, 477 00:17:09,826 --> 00:17:11,462 I'm just realizing what time it is, 478 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:13,700 and that we simply must go because we are, um... 479 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,838 reverse-Draculas, which means that we're allergic 480 00:17:15,905 --> 00:17:17,508 to the nighttime, so we have to go, 481 00:17:17,575 --> 00:17:19,778 -but let me just snap a quick pic real quick. -All right, cool. 482 00:17:19,845 --> 00:17:22,283 This is one of those times I never want to forget. 483 00:17:22,384 --> 00:17:25,123 Okay, everyone looks great, bye-bye. 484 00:17:25,223 --> 00:17:26,425 Hey, come back. 485 00:17:26,492 --> 00:17:27,928 I still have 45 minutes till my shift 486 00:17:27,995 --> 00:17:29,999 at the medical waste rendering depot. 487 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,636 Let's go home and clean those rugs, okay? 488 00:17:31,736 --> 00:17:33,973 And I sure wouldn't mind a hug. 489 00:17:34,073 --> 00:17:37,414 98, 99, 100. 490 00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,450 [laughs] 491 00:17:39,484 --> 00:17:41,221 [grunts, whoops] 492 00:17:41,288 --> 00:17:43,158 I think he's done enough dares for one night. 493 00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:44,695 Let's try to get him home. 494 00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:46,766 We could be looking at a full Beef Melt when he sobers up 495 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:49,137 and it really sinks in that he didn't save the bar. 496 00:17:49,237 --> 00:17:52,043 But, hon, I got to say, I don't think this is really... 497 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:53,813 -about the bar? -What do you mean? 498 00:17:53,913 --> 00:17:55,751 You guys might not be able to see it 'cause he's your dad, 499 00:17:55,817 --> 00:17:58,990 but I think Beef actually wanted to cut loose tonight. 500 00:17:59,057 --> 00:18:01,663 The Chug n' Tug was just, like, an excuse. 501 00:18:01,696 --> 00:18:03,800 He doesn't care that much about this old bar 502 00:18:03,866 --> 00:18:06,639 except it's the last time he was his old self. 503 00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:07,908 [Wolf] Oh, gosh. 504 00:18:07,975 --> 00:18:09,110 Wow, yeah. 505 00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:10,547 Huh. So, what do we do? 506 00:18:10,614 --> 00:18:13,118 Well, I think we save the bar and the Dare Bear. 507 00:18:13,219 --> 00:18:14,689 Maybe your dad doesn't need to leave. 508 00:18:14,756 --> 00:18:17,393 Maybe he needs to stay here so we can poke the guy 509 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,766 who loved to poke the Dare Bear. 510 00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:20,968 ♪ Dare bear! ♪ 511 00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:22,638 -[groaning] -[Judy] There he is. 512 00:18:22,771 --> 00:18:24,642 -He's back, baby. -[chuckles] Sorry, Dad, 513 00:18:24,742 --> 00:18:26,646 we had to put you in the bathtub in case you puked. 514 00:18:26,746 --> 00:18:30,152 You asked to be put to sea, but this seemed safer. 515 00:18:30,219 --> 00:18:31,922 Oh, no. It's coming back to me. 516 00:18:31,989 --> 00:18:34,060 The bar. I didn't save it, did I? 517 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,198 And I-I danced. And sang? 518 00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:38,201 -You want some coffee? -Coffee will not remove 519 00:18:38,301 --> 00:18:41,743 the foul taste that comes from making a fool of myself. 520 00:18:41,843 --> 00:18:43,079 You want me to pistol-whip you? 521 00:18:43,179 --> 00:18:44,748 That's how we cured hangovers in the '50s. 522 00:18:44,815 --> 00:18:48,089 No, I'll just lie here in my shame and regret, thank you. 523 00:18:48,155 --> 00:18:50,092 What shame and regret, Beef? You did it. 524 00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:51,663 -Did what? -You saved the bar. 525 00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:54,133 I mean, you didn't, but the Dare Bear did. 526 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:56,540 Wait, what? What did that lunatic do? 527 00:18:56,606 --> 00:18:59,846 That crazy little cub took a $6,000 dare 528 00:18:59,979 --> 00:19:01,315 from Craig Ptarmigan. 529 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:04,555 Oh, no. Did we do a Cage-Travolta style Face/Off? 530 00:19:04,622 --> 00:19:07,494 No, it was more of an In/Face. 531 00:19:07,562 --> 00:19:10,700 [people chanting] Chug, chug, chug! 532 00:19:13,306 --> 00:19:14,809 Dear Lord. I didn't. 533 00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:16,244 You did. You swallowed the toe. 534 00:19:16,311 --> 00:19:18,182 -Did I throw up? -Nope. But I did. 535 00:19:18,249 --> 00:19:20,286 Oh, might again right now just thinking about it. 536 00:19:20,419 --> 00:19:22,456 Then Craig gave you the cash, and you gave it to Pamela. 537 00:19:22,557 --> 00:19:23,794 She was incredibly grateful. 538 00:19:23,894 --> 00:19:26,231 But she would also like Pappy Suggs's toe back 539 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,736 when you're, uh, done with it? 540 00:19:28,803 --> 00:19:31,108 Good lord. I mean, I'm glad I saved the bar, 541 00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:33,613 but you guys must be very embarrassed of me. 542 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:36,519 Hell no, Dad. It was great to see you having that much fun. 543 00:19:36,619 --> 00:19:39,123 Beef Tobin, Lone Moose party legend. 544 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:40,292 Beep-beep-bop-berr. 545 00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:41,796 What sound are you making, Judy? 546 00:19:41,862 --> 00:19:43,098 It's the party air horn. 547 00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:45,236 -Bam-beep-bop-berr. -Ugh, sure. 548 00:19:45,303 --> 00:19:47,407 And everything worked out just like you wanted. 549 00:19:47,474 --> 00:19:48,710 So maybe you shouldn't feel like 550 00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:50,581 you have to be in control all the time? 551 00:19:50,714 --> 00:19:52,083 Yeah, I wouldn't mind hanging out 552 00:19:52,183 --> 00:19:53,753 with the Dare Bear now and again. 553 00:19:53,853 --> 00:19:56,224 I got to admit, other than a pounding headache 554 00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,730 and the fact that I have an ancient man's toe 555 00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:01,803 in my stomach, I had a wonderful night. 556 00:20:01,903 --> 00:20:03,271 By the way, how did we get home? 557 00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:05,175 We picked you up on our way back from the docks. 558 00:20:05,275 --> 00:20:07,547 Oh, great. Wait, why were you at the docks? 559 00:20:07,614 --> 00:20:10,486 [shushes] You just rest now, Father. 560 00:20:10,587 --> 00:20:12,991 [Beef] ♪ All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about ♪ 561 00:20:13,058 --> 00:20:14,862 ♪ To ruin the image and the style that ya used to ♪ 562 00:20:14,929 --> 00:20:16,332 ♪ I look funny ♪ 563 00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:18,202 ♪ But, yo, I'm makin' money, see ♪ 564 00:20:18,269 --> 00:20:19,939 ♪ So, yo, world, I hope you're ready for me ♪ 565 00:20:20,005 --> 00:20:21,876 ♪ Now gather round, I'm the new fool in town ♪ 566 00:20:21,976 --> 00:20:23,913 ♪ And my sound's laid down by the Underground ♪ 567 00:20:24,013 --> 00:20:26,218 ♪ I drink up all the Hennessy you got on ya shelf ♪ 568 00:20:26,318 --> 00:20:28,322 ♪ So just let me introduce myself ♪ 569 00:20:28,389 --> 00:20:30,459 ♪ My name is Humpty, pronounced with a "umpty" ♪ 570 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,399 -♪ Yo, ladies, oh, how I like to ♪ -[horn honks] 571 00:20:33,465 --> 00:20:35,937 ♪ The Humpty Dance is your chance ♪ 572 00:20:36,004 --> 00:20:38,175 ♪ To do the Hump, come on ♪ 573 00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:40,680 [laughing] ♪ Dare Bear, do the Humpty Hump ♪ 574 00:20:40,747 --> 00:20:42,685 ♪ Dare Bear, do the Humpty Hump. ♪ 575 00:20:42,751 --> 00:20:44,521 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 576 00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:46,291 and TOYOTA.