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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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[cheering]
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Alanis! Get out here. Big news!
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Oh, hey, Judy.
What soothing yelling.
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You're never gonna believe
what rad thing
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Kima and I are about to do.
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Oh, dang.
Are we getting in some trouble?
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-Is it cocaine?
-What? No.
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We are going to the...
[imitates DJ air horn]
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...Alaska Student Summit
at the State Capitol in Juneau!
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The A.S.S.?
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Heh. We're about to get a...
[imitates DJ air horn]
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...front-row seat to learn about
how our state legislature works.
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Flying out in an hour, baby.
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And the conference
starts tomorrow.
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[imitates DJ air horn]
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Wow, you and Kima
do a lot of school trips.
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Oh, excuse us
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for being good at school
so we can go to college, Alanis.
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We can't all have
a singing voice that defines
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an entire generation.
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♪ Whoever could you mean? ♪
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-♪ Yeah. ♪
-Ugh. Show-off. Bye!
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♪ Have fun
being a boring nerd! ♪
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You can't see it,
but I'm flipping you off.
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Mmm, love a hotel buffet.
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Why does cereal taste better
from a tiny box?
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Oh, cool.
They have the Dutiful Dairy
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cottage cheese brand
with the racist logo.
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Native women are not here
to serve you curded cheeses!
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-Uh, who are you talking to?
-Almost everyone.
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Morning, girls.
Eat up. This is all free.
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[singsongy] And I brought
plastic wrap from home!
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Thanks, Mr. Golovkin.
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Keep on chaperoning, bro.
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All right, should we run
through our presentation?
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Hey, is this seat taken?
No? Okay.
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Oh, uh, wow. No. Gosh.
[chuckles]
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Please sit, rebellious, strange
girl from a different school.
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-Cool hair.
-Thanks.
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I got in trouble
for getting colored streaks,
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but I'm like, "Keep your laws
off my hair, Mom."
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Ugh. Have you guys
seen the schedule?
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We have to sit through a lecture
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from Senator
Bonnie Bunch-Legg? Barf.
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Oh, yeah, she's that
right-wing banana
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who always opposes Native stuff.
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My dad calls her
Bonnie Butt-Leg,
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which is pretty harsh
for Walter.
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So, which lectures
are you guys skipping?
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We're not allowed
to skip, right?
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Says who, the Man?
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Well, I mean... [scoffs]
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Yeah, this whole thing,
like, sucks,
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but at the end of the day,
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Judy and I
are actually reenacting
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Elizabeth Peratrovich's
big speech to the legislature.
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-Who?
-[Judy] She was a very cool
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Native activist who told honkies
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to shove it
way back in the '40s.
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-By getting
an actual law passed.
-She's Kima's idol.
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Well, her and Chucky
from Child's Play.
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-I love his can-do spirit.
-Right.
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Well, if you want to, like,
actually have fun,
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I brought provisions.
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Ooh! Gummies.
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[Southern accent]
Kind of you to share, ma'am.
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Um, I don't know
what that voice is,
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but it is kind of me.
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'Cause these are
special gummies.
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You know what I mean, right?
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-Kind.
-[regular accent] Totally.
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-I'm taking two.
-[Kima] Three for me.
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Oh, and be warned:
they kick in quick.
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-What does?
-The, uh, gummies?
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They're edible.
Like, edibles.
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[laughs] Oh, good,
'cause I just ate them. What?
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Uh...
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Okay.
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Wow, you guys
really are Goody Two-shoes,
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and I am now realizing
that you have no idea
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what just happened and I don't
want to get in trouble, so bye.
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[scoffs]
We are not Goody Two-shoes.
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In fact, you know what?
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I'm gonna take that racist
cottage cheese tub
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-and throw it away.
-Yeah.
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Yeah, and I'll steal...
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uh, this hard-boiled egg.
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Oh, man did the hotel lady
see us?
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Run away.
In a cool, edgy way.
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But run!
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Okay, team, shall we saddle up
an early lunch
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-at The Hoagie Pony?
-Oh, hell yeah.
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♪ Wet Wolf, Wet Wolf,
whatcha gonna eat? ♪
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♪ Whatcha gonna eat?
Wet Wolf, no meat. ♪
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What are you on about, Bob Dope?
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Oh, it's the jingle
for my signature sandwich,
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or as I call it, my siggy swich.
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The Wet Wolf.
Served at the Hoagie Pony
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and named after its creator:
me, Wolf.
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It's a single slice
of Swiss cheese
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-on untoasted white bread,
-♪ Uh-huh ♪
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slathered with
one full cup each of mayo,
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ketchup, mustard,
relish, hot sauce,
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and Thousand Island dressing.
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♪ Wet Wolf! ♪
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Everyone in the fam can't
get enough of the double-W.
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[laughs] Right, guys?
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Oh... yeah. Yum.
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One time, Dad's accidentally
fell in the trash can
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in his room, but I found it
and he loves it so much
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that he ate it anyway.
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Hmm. Even I still cannot
believe that I did that.
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Don't worry, Dad.
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Tonight, we'll order you two
Wee-Wos just in case.
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Babe, if you say Wee-Wo
one more time,
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Wee-Wo-n't be married
much longer.
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-Copy that, my Separating Susan.
-♪ Wet Wolf! ♪
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What in the Timothée Chalamet's
Dusty Dune?
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The Wet Wolf is gone?
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E-Excuse me, miss,
what happened to the Wet Wolf?
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-Ugh, we took it off the menu.
-But why? When?
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Ugh, you got to ask my dad.
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But he's not here. He's getting
his hair plugs removed.
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He wanted bangs, but they put in
too many. He couldn't see.
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Well, I wish he could see this.
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Rise up, my Humid Hoagie Hive.
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Wait, are we supposed
to be the hive?
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Yes, my Moist Militia.
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That's also you.
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Ugh, are you ordering
anything or...
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Oh, yes. I'll take one
Salami and Provo-Lone-Moose
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-with Mayor Pepper sauce.
-Ham, no.
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Now we're storming out.
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Right.
I will take it to go.
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Whoa! Like, whoa.
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Wait, is that even a word?
Whoa.
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Whoa?
I feel weird.
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Like I'm floating.
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And, like, this lamp is, like,
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looking at me.
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[Judy laughs] Kima,
something weird is happening.
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I can't stop drying my hands.
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-Those hands?
-Yeah, these babies.
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I keep thinking they're dry
but it's like,
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"Nope, they are still wet."
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Well, Judy, I guess, just,
you know, like, keep at it,
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and, um, live, laugh, love
and dress for the job you want.
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Yeah, great advice.
I'm gonna get back in there.
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Oh, huh.
I forgot to throw this away.
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Enjoy the bottom
of the trash can,
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offensive stereotype tub.
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Boop. Ah.
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-[woman] Hey! Kima.
-Um, hello?
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What the hell? Who said that?
Am I hearing voices?
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Yes, you're hearing my voice.
Down here in the trash.
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Please take me out of here.
It stinks.
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Whew. Thanks, honey.
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Oh, hey, you're Native.
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Yes, Athabascan and Suqpiag.
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Oh, cool. I'm Tlingit.
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Elizabeth Peratrovich.
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Wait, wait, wait. Like, my hero
Elizabeth Peratrovich?
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-The very one.
-How did you end up
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-on a cottage cheese tub?
-Hell if I know, babe.
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But you are friggin' lucky,
because I'm here to take
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a Native gal
on a very special mission.
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[imitates train horn blowing]
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For real?
Am I hallucinating?
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Depends. Did you accidentally
eat something
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that could make you hallucinate
this morning?
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-[blows raspberry] No.
-You sure?
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-Yeah.
-Okay, girl, if you're sure.
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Judy, I have news:
a cheese ghost is talking to me,
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and it's Native hero
Elizabeth Peratrovich,
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-and she has a mission for us.
-[chuckles]
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Sounds extremely reasonable.
Let's friggin' go.
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Kima, please make this
white girl stop staring at me.
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Her eyes are Gigantor
and she is freaking me out.
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Damn, I wish this cheese ghost
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-would talk to me.
-[Kima] Sorry, Jude.
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I guess only I have the power
to see cheese ghosts.
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-All right,
let's get in your car.
-Oh, we actually came
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from the airport
in that courtesy van.
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Hell yeah. Let's go in that.
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Like, take it?
Uh, isn't that bad?
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Ha! They stole our land.
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We can borrow a friggin'
courtesy van, baby girl.
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Right, right.
Judy, we're taking the van.
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Oh! First I took
a hard-boiled egg,
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now I'm taking a car--
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I'm really escalating.
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Is that Judy?
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Kima? What in the wor...
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Where are they going?
Kima! Judy!
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Oh, this is a nightmare.
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This mask is supposed to stay on
for 20 more minutes.
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[groans]
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Okay, so what's the mission?
We're gonna, like,
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go to the governor's house
and you scare him
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and everyone's like,
"Dang, Kima,
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you got that mansion
and that pool table, too?"
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Great idea.
Love where your head's at.
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But actually, we got to, uh,
go to that restaurant first.
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Walk right in the front door
and sit our asses down.
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That's it? For what?
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Oh, uh...
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[spooky voice]
Ask no more questions.
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All will be revealed!
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Okay.
Judy, turn here.
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This all looks so good.
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Even though
we just had breakfast,
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I could, like, eat, you know?
It's like I have
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what I've heard
described as the munchies.
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-[chuckles]
-Me too.
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I guess it's the excitement of
having a supernatural mission.
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Um, hmm. Yeah, guys?
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-Hello, there. Welcome.
-[giggling]
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I'm your server, Paul.
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We, unfortunately, do not allow
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outside cheese tubs
at the table.
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May I check yours?
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No! We, uh, we have
to leave it here.
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And you have to do what we say
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because I am Tracy Crabcakes.
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You must not recognize me,
but, like,
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-my father owns this restaurant.
-[both laugh]
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Tracy Crabcakes?
I see what's going on here.
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Got the munchies, do we, ladies?
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-[both laugh]
-I just said that.
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-What you said.
-Okay.
244
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,936
Uh, we will have the...
245
00:09:06,955 --> 00:09:08,605
appetizer sampler,
246
00:09:08,698 --> 00:09:11,383
and, uh, three fish and chips.
247
00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,534
The filet mignon,
248
00:09:13,628 --> 00:09:15,887
the salmon Bordelaise,
249
00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,872
three Caesar salads,
250
00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,540
two blackout chocolate cakes.
251
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:23,286
Hey, hey, why don't you go ahead
and throw in a baked potato?
252
00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:26,064
All right, I'll be back
with some bread.
253
00:09:26,215 --> 00:09:27,399
Oh, can we get extra bread?
254
00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:29,793
You haven't even gotten
the main bread yet.
255
00:09:29,811 --> 00:09:31,628
Just bring us the bread, Paul.
256
00:09:31,721 --> 00:09:32,812
[sighs]
Fine.
257
00:09:32,981 --> 00:09:36,449
Wow, you guys played that
very cool.
258
00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:38,726
[Wolf]
Okay, thank you all
259
00:09:38,895 --> 00:09:40,561
for meeting
on such short notice.
260
00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:43,564
As you know, I was pretty
bummed out about my siggy swich
261
00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,399
being ruthlessly removed
from the menu
262
00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,252
due to it being my legacy
and all that.
263
00:09:47,403 --> 00:09:49,963
I mean, I thought our grandkids
would order it in the future
264
00:09:49,998 --> 00:09:51,497
on their mind chips or whatever.
265
00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:53,741
Aw, that's sweet. Now I'm sad
about the sandwich, too.
266
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:58,004
Good, because I have a plan to
get my soaked sandwich back down
267
00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,673
the throats of hardworking
Lone Moosers everywhere.
268
00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,251
-Yuck.
-All we need to do
is just flood The Hoagie Pony
269
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,662
with orders for the Wet Wolf.
270
00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,497
Once they see
how much demand there is,
271
00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:09,682
they'll have to start
supplying it again.
272
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,592
Thanks for calling
The Hoagie Pony.
273
00:10:11,686 --> 00:10:13,353
How can I sandwich you today?
274
00:10:13,505 --> 00:10:15,447
I'd like to order a Wet Wolf.
275
00:10:15,523 --> 00:10:16,948
Oh. Hi, Beef.
276
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,358
Oh, this is not Beef Tobin.
277
00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:21,361
This is Jennifer Aniston,
from Friends.
278
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:24,864
Excuse me, sorry,
this is now the president.
279
00:10:25,016 --> 00:10:27,274
I-I'm with Jennifer.
And Phoebe.
280
00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,853
And we need to get our hands
on a Wet Wolf.
281
00:10:29,855 --> 00:10:33,614
Oh, my God, we have caller ID.
I know it's not the president.
282
00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,949
Okay, Lydia, sorry, yes,
283
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,360
that was Beef and Moon,
but we really do need
284
00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:38,695
a lot of Wet Wolfs
because, uh, well--
285
00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:41,881
Phoebe wants them,
for her twin sister Ursula.
286
00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:43,383
I'm hanging up now.
287
00:10:43,535 --> 00:10:46,311
Everything Everywhere
All at Sucks.
288
00:10:46,462 --> 00:10:49,205
My legacy is in tatters.
Unless...
289
00:10:49,298 --> 00:10:51,298
Oh, no.
Are you having another idea?
290
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,152
You bet your beautiful
butt cracks I am.
291
00:10:54,303 --> 00:10:55,745
-[Judy] Ooh, yay!
-[Paul] All right,
292
00:10:55,881 --> 00:10:57,805
-four orders of fish and chips.
-Gimme, gimme, gimme.
293
00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:59,215
-Two--
-That one's mine.
-Hey!
294
00:10:59,234 --> 00:11:00,733
[Judy]
Oh, my God. Golovkin.
295
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,569
-Wait, who's that?
-Our teacher chaperone. Crap!
296
00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:05,646
Oh, crap, that's The Man?
Time to dine and dash, girls.
297
00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:06,998
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
298
00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:08,833
-We gotta go. We gotta go!
-Uh, gonna drop 'em.
299
00:11:08,985 --> 00:11:09,909
Eh, too many dishes.
300
00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:11,060
Hello, sir.
301
00:11:11,154 --> 00:11:12,562
Now, we do have a dress code.
302
00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:13,672
I don't want to eat.
303
00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:15,081
I'm just here
to get those girls.
304
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,250
Oh, wonderful.
Now, if you could just
305
00:11:17,419 --> 00:11:19,569
-wait right here.
-Here we go, here we go.
-Judy, let's go.
306
00:11:19,587 --> 00:11:21,571
-Back door.
-Aah! Sorry. Coming.
-Stop right there.
307
00:11:21,589 --> 00:11:23,348
-Hey, weirdos, you forgot me.
-[Judy chortling]
-Aah!
308
00:11:23,499 --> 00:11:25,183
You don't understand.
I'm their teacher
309
00:11:25,334 --> 00:11:26,759
and I took them out of town.
310
00:11:26,912 --> 00:11:27,927
I see, sir.
311
00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:29,170
I am dialing 911.
312
00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:31,414
Wait, no. They were--
[growls]
313
00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:33,433
Girls! No!
314
00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:35,509
[groans] I was supposed
to get a massage.
315
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,345
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, it's an emergency.
316
00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,573
[laughing]
317
00:11:42,852 --> 00:11:46,020
All right. Beth, now that
we ate, we got to complete
318
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,263
this mysterious mission.
319
00:11:47,282 --> 00:11:49,766
Uh-huh. Yeah.
On to our next stop.
320
00:11:49,784 --> 00:11:51,876
Just, uh, head over there,
maybe. Can't hurt.
321
00:11:52,028 --> 00:11:53,878
-Judy, turn here.
-Okay, but real quick,
322
00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,605
should we go get Froyo?
323
00:11:55,623 --> 00:11:57,531
[Kima]
So, the mission
324
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,958
is getting a tattoo?
325
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:00,534
Uh... yeah, yeah.
326
00:12:00,628 --> 00:12:02,036
I mean, that's part of it.
327
00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:03,446
You gotta trust me.
328
00:12:03,539 --> 00:12:05,465
'Cause of our special bond
across time or whatever.
329
00:12:05,617 --> 00:12:07,784
Oh, my God.
I'll get in so much trouble.
330
00:12:07,877 --> 00:12:10,544
But I have always
really wanted one.
331
00:12:10,638 --> 00:12:13,047
Hey, how's it going?
You guys want tattoos?
332
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,716
I can do anything
except portraits, dragons,
333
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:18,144
flowers, hearts,
anchors or cursive.
334
00:12:18,296 --> 00:12:19,462
Also, before we get started,
335
00:12:19,555 --> 00:12:21,222
I'll need you each
to prove you're 18.
336
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,890
By giving me 50 bucks.
337
00:12:22,984 --> 00:12:25,243
Well, that hurt way more
than I thought it would.
338
00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:27,303
But now we're tattoo twins
for life.
339
00:12:27,322 --> 00:12:29,230
Hell yeah.
And it's so original.
340
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,582
I don't know anyone else
341
00:12:30,809 --> 00:12:32,066
who has a dolphin
on their lower back.
342
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,569
Hey, hey, Kima. Judy.
[gasps] Did you get tattoos?
343
00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,180
-Oh. Oh, no! Go, go, go!
-Go, go, go! Oh, wait,
I'm the driver. [chuckles]
344
00:12:38,182 --> 00:12:40,500
-[Golovkin] Hey! Hey!
-Run! Run, run, run, run, run!
-Okay, here we go!
345
00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:41,718
Judy! Kima!
346
00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:45,054
[grunts]
No!
347
00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:50,602
-[both giggling]
-So,
348
00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:52,937
where do we go next?
I'm having a lot of fun,
349
00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:55,498
but I don't really know
what this mission is.
350
00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:58,092
Yeah. Beth, what's this all
adding up to?
351
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,260
Great question.
352
00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:02,280
[spooky voice]
All will become clear.
353
00:13:02,431 --> 00:13:04,007
[regular voice] We just gotta
do more stuff first.
354
00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:06,676
And it might seem like just
a bunch of random fun things,
355
00:13:06,694 --> 00:13:10,104
but I promise it has, like,
a very deep meaning, okay?
356
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,772
Okay, you're the boss.
357
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,291
Lead us on.
358
00:13:13,518 --> 00:13:15,710
♪ ♪
359
00:13:24,863 --> 00:13:27,430
[gasps] Whoa.
360
00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:36,981
Hi, guys.
361
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,876
We love living near your butts!
362
00:13:39,894 --> 00:13:41,736
[chuckling]
363
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,699
♪ ♪
364
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,152
-[both gasp]
-You left the keys in here!
365
00:13:58,321 --> 00:13:59,729
I've got you now.
366
00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:01,914
-No getting away this time--
-Run, run!
-Go! Go, go, go!
367
00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:02,915
Damn it.
368
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,734
[scoffs]
Stupid horoscope.
369
00:14:04,736 --> 00:14:07,236
This is not, in fact, my day.
370
00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:09,422
Left, left, up that hill!
371
00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:10,590
-Left, Judy!
-[exclaims]
372
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,408
Is he still behind us?
373
00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:13,518
Don't look back.
374
00:14:13,595 --> 00:14:14,668
Just go. Go. Go!
375
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,670
Ride, my bitches, ride!
376
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,082
I can feel the wind in my curds!
377
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,025
Guys, what are we doing here?
378
00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:23,102
I'm going, like,
three miles an hour.
379
00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:25,104
All right, the calls
were a no-go--
380
00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:26,439
too impersonal--
but when Lydia sees
381
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,349
how much people dig this,
we'll be back
382
00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:29,850
in biz in a wet minute.
383
00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:33,112
-Free Wet Wolfs!
-Oh, hell yeah.
I've never said no
384
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,947
to free food in my life.
[chuckles]
385
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,282
Oh.
386
00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:37,283
No.
387
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,710
Hello, ma'am.
388
00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:40,436
How would you
and your child like
389
00:14:40,455 --> 00:14:42,788
to munch my brother's
hopes and dreams today?
390
00:14:42,941 --> 00:14:44,215
Stay away from my baby.
[grunts]
391
00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:47,293
-Ow.
-I called the police and my dad.
392
00:14:47,445 --> 00:14:48,369
Oh, awesome.
393
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,871
Tell them to bring
their appetites.
394
00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:52,724
[Kima]
Oh, we're at Indian Point.
395
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:53,874
Native land.
396
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,376
This must be where
we complete the mission.
397
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,787
Makes so much sense.
Uh, ask the cheese ghost
398
00:14:57,956 --> 00:14:59,288
-where we should go.
-Just, uh,
399
00:14:59,307 --> 00:15:00,957
head down that trail over there.
400
00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:01,974
Down the trail!
401
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,960
Guys, please do not run.
402
00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:05,069
I cannot chase you.
403
00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:07,797
The drag on these
palazzo pants is insane.
404
00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:09,032
[grunts]
405
00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:11,892
Wow.
406
00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,412
This place is incredible.
407
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,914
Beth, what's the mission?
408
00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,473
Oh, we already did it.
409
00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:18,750
What? But all we did was
410
00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:21,735
play hooky from a conference
and have a bunch of fun.
411
00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:22,995
Yes, we did.
412
00:15:23,148 --> 00:15:24,647
We walked in the front door
of a restaurant
413
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:27,408
and sat right down and went to
a bunch of other places,
414
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,427
and nobody called us names
or treated us like crap.
415
00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:32,096
And frankly,
that kicked total ass.
416
00:15:32,323 --> 00:15:34,173
Both cheeks.
Right cheek, left cheek,
417
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,600
down the crack, Kima.
418
00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:36,434
Whoa.
419
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,102
Yeah, all the stuff I fought for
420
00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:40,012
is flippin' real as hell now.
421
00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:42,256
Well, I'm really glad
you got to enjoy it.
422
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,849
I'm glad you got to enjoy it.
423
00:15:44,002 --> 00:15:46,185
'Cause, honestly, y'all are
kind of Goody Two-shoes.
424
00:15:46,337 --> 00:15:47,928
You need to rebel a little.
425
00:15:48,022 --> 00:15:49,614
Uh, no, I think
we're pretty cool.
426
00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:52,116
You probably just don't know
that 'cause you're an old ghost.
427
00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:53,434
First of all, how dare you?
428
00:15:53,528 --> 00:15:55,178
Secondly, you guys
were too nerdy
429
00:15:55,271 --> 00:15:58,105
to know you've been massively
toasted on gummies all day.
430
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,882
-What?
-Yes, that girl this morning
431
00:15:59,884 --> 00:16:03,019
with the cool hair--
she gave you special gummies.
432
00:16:03,112 --> 00:16:04,370
[gasps]
Judy!
433
00:16:04,522 --> 00:16:06,038
Judy, Judy!
Those gummies we ate
434
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,966
were Mary Jane.
435
00:16:08,193 --> 00:16:09,375
[chuckling] Oh, my God.
436
00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:11,302
Oh, everything
makes so much sense now.
437
00:16:11,529 --> 00:16:14,973
The munchies, my wet hands,
our very good decision
438
00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:17,624
to get dolphin tattoos
on our lower backs.
439
00:16:17,719 --> 00:16:19,702
Hey, over here.
Listen up.
440
00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:21,554
Those gummies are wearing off
and I'm about to disappear,
441
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,130
-but Kima?
-Yeah?
442
00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,650
If I'm really your idol,
don't just reproduce my speech.
443
00:16:25,877 --> 00:16:27,877
That's what this little voice
from the back of your head
444
00:16:27,895 --> 00:16:29,654
that sounds like me
is telling you.
445
00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:31,823
Go back to that conference
and mess some crap up for me.
446
00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:34,158
-Okay, nerd?
-You got it, cheese ghost.
447
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,977
[Golovkin]
Kima! Judy!
448
00:16:37,071 --> 00:16:39,313
Okay, what in the world
is going on?
449
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,074
Also, how do people
wear this type of pants?
450
00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:44,043
Because I have
fallen over a lot.
451
00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:49,674
So you're saying
a girl from another school
452
00:16:49,901 --> 00:16:51,175
-gave you the gummies?
-Yes.
453
00:16:51,327 --> 00:16:53,069
And I know
this is hard to believe,
454
00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:54,369
but we did not catch on
455
00:16:54,371 --> 00:16:56,572
that they were not
normal gummies.
456
00:16:56,741 --> 00:16:59,350
-Oh, I absolutely believe that.
-Oh. Hey.
457
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,244
I am sorry to say this,
but I'm afraid
458
00:17:01,262 --> 00:17:02,836
today's modern marijuana edibles
459
00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:06,006
are way too powerful
for nerd teens like yourselves.
460
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,417
90% of nerds who take
marijuana gummies die.
461
00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:09,861
-Those are just the facts,
-Okay,
462
00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:11,863
you can't just
keep calling us nerds.
463
00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:14,699
Judy, I just spent so much money
chasing you in various Ubers
464
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,200
and I had to pay
your restaurant tab
465
00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:17,684
and promise them
we'd bring these plates back,
466
00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:19,945
so I will call you
whatever names I wish.
467
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,041
-Fine.
-So, are you gonna
tell our parents?
468
00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:24,876
Are you kidding?
I lost two students
469
00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:26,210
on an out-of-town field trip
470
00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:28,362
because they took edibles
and got tattoos.
471
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,030
This goes with me to my grave.
472
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,716
-Oh, thank God.
-But you do have detention
473
00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,793
-for the rest of high school.
-What?!
-No!
474
00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,279
You can tell your parents
you're helping me grade papers.
475
00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:38,723
-Ooh, I do love to grade papers.
-Nerd.
476
00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:41,133
Well, here we are
at the state house. You feeling
477
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,618
sober enough
to do your speech?
478
00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:44,136
Wait, we didn't miss it?
479
00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:45,730
Oh, my God, you've only
been gone a few hours.
480
00:17:45,881 --> 00:17:48,733
Wow, those gummies really
mess with your sense of time.
481
00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:51,477
Like, I totally thought
the weekend was completely over.
482
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,404
[Wolf] Dry buns! No fun!
483
00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:55,464
Oh, good Lord. Now what?
484
00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,057
-What do we want?
-[All] Wet!
485
00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,576
-When do we want it?
-[All] Now!
486
00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,727
This is a non-violent sit in.
487
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,413
But that can
change on a dime, sweetheart.
488
00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:04,824
The people demand
you return the Wet Wolf
489
00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:07,085
to its rightful place
atop the menu.
490
00:18:07,236 --> 00:18:08,586
-[door closes]
-Mr. Hoagie.
491
00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:10,996
Hello, Tobins.
What are we doing here, Wolf?
492
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,149
Well, uh, uh, sir, welcome back.
493
00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,409
You look beautiful,
bald and beaming.
494
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,670
I need you guys
to stop bugging my daughter.
495
00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:20,247
We took the sandwich off the
menu because no one ordered it.
496
00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:22,174
But my family always orders it,
497
00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:23,993
a-and there's a lot of us.
498
00:18:24,011 --> 00:18:25,845
They never order the Wet Wolf
499
00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:26,846
unless you're with them.
500
00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:28,272
[gasps]
That can't be true.
501
00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:31,091
Humid Hive?
My Moist Militia?
502
00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,669
-Sog Squad?
-Sorry,
503
00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:34,928
but it is true, sweetie.
504
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,614
We all hate
that friggin' sandwich.
505
00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:38,449
-Aw.
-But we love you.
506
00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:40,526
Which is why we wait
till you're not around
507
00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:43,346
to hurl the hoagies
deep into the woods.
508
00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:44,956
Wolf, I only put it on the menu
509
00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,016
'cause you ordered it every day
back in high school.
510
00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:49,610
But once it was up there,
it went to your head.
511
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,795
Whatever do you mean?
512
00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:52,112
You always came in
through the kitchen,
513
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,372
which is against health code,
514
00:18:53,524 --> 00:18:55,358
and you expected
the sandwich for free.
515
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,193
Well, yeah.
Do you think the Hamburglar
516
00:18:57,211 --> 00:18:58,302
pays for Big Macs?
517
00:18:58,454 --> 00:19:00,363
Wolf, I'm sorry.
We can't put
518
00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:02,289
your very awful sandwich
back on the menu.
519
00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:04,216
Okay, guys.
Let's, uh, pack it in.
520
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,385
Guess I'll just go back
to being a nobody
521
00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:09,814
with nothing named after me
except myself.
522
00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,056
Hold on.
523
00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:12,633
How about I name
the water station
524
00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:15,135
"Wolf's water station"?
525
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,896
Wow, that's what
the sign will say?
526
00:19:17,048 --> 00:19:19,548
Sign? No, it'll just be
the water station
527
00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:20,883
we already have as is.
528
00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:23,552
But you'll always know
it's yours.
529
00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:25,237
-That seems like nothing. We--
-Love it!
530
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,147
Water is way more
important than food.
531
00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:28,908
Oh, I can't wait
until our grandchildren
532
00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:32,152
see this projected on
their bionic ice creams.
533
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,172
Okay, Humid Hive,
let's head around back
534
00:19:34,399 --> 00:19:35,581
so we can walk in
through the kitchen
535
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,843
and get our free glasses
of Wolf's wet water.
536
00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,086
No. Wolf, no walking
through the--
537
00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:43,181
All right, they're going.
538
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:44,682
[Golovkin]
And here to recreate
539
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:46,667
Elizabeth Peratrovich's
famous speech,
540
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,187
two students who have definitely
been here all day
541
00:19:49,414 --> 00:19:51,672
and did not have any marijuana.
542
00:19:51,766 --> 00:19:53,173
And marijuana is bad.
543
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,100
Actually, it's just
gonna be Kima.
544
00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,177
Okay, just Kima, who is sober.
545
00:19:57,271 --> 00:19:59,104
Thanks, Mr. Golovkin.
546
00:19:59,273 --> 00:20:00,589
[exhales] Okay, look,
547
00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:02,808
I was just gonna
recreate a speech today,
548
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,870
but something-- maybe it was
a container of cottage cheese,
549
00:20:06,021 --> 00:20:07,705
doesn't really matter
how I got the message--
550
00:20:07,932 --> 00:20:09,690
told me that
Elizabeth Peratrovich
551
00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:12,785
would want me to cause
a little bit of trouble instead.
552
00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:14,361
So, here it goes.
553
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,548
Let's start by talking about
Senator Bonnie Bunch-legg.
554
00:20:17,775 --> 00:20:20,943
Or as us natives call her,
Bonnie Bitch-Legg.
555
00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,035
[crowd gasps]
556
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,037
Get her, Kima! [chuckles]
557
00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:26,224
God, I wish I had
some blood to throw.
558
00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:28,226
And then we got kicked out
559
00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:29,802
and Golovkin took us
560
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,137
straight to the airport and
we had to fly home right away.
561
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,065
So guess what?
Suck it, Alanis!
562
00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:36,959
Oh, we are nerds no more.
563
00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:38,461
Okay, Judy, but you do realize
564
00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:40,479
marijuana is harmful
for teens, right?
565
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,131
And I'm not just saying that
because we have
566
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:43,407
a standards and practices
department
567
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:46,059
up here in the sky
that requires me to do so.
568
00:20:46,153 --> 00:20:47,486
Okay, Alanis.
569
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,639
[chuckles] You're still
super blazed, right now, huh?
570
00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:51,640
Must be.
571
00:20:51,659 --> 00:20:53,158
You want some fries?
572
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,402
Ow! Oh, God, ow!
There's a fry in my eye.
573
00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:57,738
Oh, I'm blind!
Oh, no, wait, no, I'm fine.
574
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,164
[laughs]
575
00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:01,926
♪ Fill my thermos up
with hot coffee ♪
576
00:21:02,077 --> 00:21:04,911
♪ Yogurts and bacon
burstin' my pockets ♪
577
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,414
♪ Wrap up the muffins,
croissants and bagels ♪
578
00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:10,509
♪ Don't you judge me
and don't you knock it ♪
579
00:21:10,661 --> 00:21:13,162
♪ Hard boiled eggs
spilling out of my shoes ♪
580
00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:15,848
♪ Every banana,
even the bruised ♪
581
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,517
♪ Don't care if it's fresh,
don't care if it's tasty ♪
582
00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:23,114
♪ 'Cause this free buffet's
how the school really pays me ♪
583
00:21:23,341 --> 00:21:26,175
♪ If you want-want a waffle,
get in line, make your own ♪
584
00:21:26,193 --> 00:21:27,451
♪ This one's for me ♪
585
00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:30,288
♪ The high school
field trip chaperone. ♪
586
00:21:30,364 --> 00:21:31,530
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