1 00:00:02,152 --> 00:00:04,244 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,838 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:05,989 --> 00:00:07,231 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,324 --> 00:00:10,067 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,661 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,756 --> 00:00:14,829 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,849 --> 00:00:16,573 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,575 --> 00:00:17,665 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,169 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,412 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,431 --> 00:00:24,081 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:25,599 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,726 --> 00:00:29,528 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,107 [cheering] 15 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:37,536 Alanis! Get out here. Big news! 16 00:00:37,763 --> 00:00:39,279 Oh, hey, Judy. What soothing yelling. 17 00:00:39,431 --> 00:00:41,373 You're never gonna believe what rad thing 18 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,267 Kima and I are about to do. 19 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:44,710 Oh, dang. Are we getting in some trouble? 20 00:00:44,937 --> 00:00:47,028 -Is it cocaine? -What? No. 21 00:00:47,122 --> 00:00:48,789 We are going to the... [imitates DJ air horn] 22 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:52,551 ...Alaska Student Summit at the State Capitol in Juneau! 23 00:00:52,702 --> 00:00:53,960 The A.S.S.? 24 00:00:54,113 --> 00:00:56,280 Heh. We're about to get a... [imitates DJ air horn] 25 00:00:56,298 --> 00:01:00,208 ...front-row seat to learn about how our state legislature works. 26 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,393 Flying out in an hour, baby. 27 00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:03,062 And the conference starts tomorrow. 28 00:01:03,138 --> 00:01:04,304 [imitates DJ air horn] 29 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,124 Wow, you and Kima do a lot of school trips. 30 00:01:07,126 --> 00:01:08,625 Oh, excuse us 31 00:01:08,644 --> 00:01:11,236 for being good at school so we can go to college, Alanis. 32 00:01:11,388 --> 00:01:12,571 We can't all have a singing voice that defines 33 00:01:12,798 --> 00:01:13,906 an entire generation. 34 00:01:13,982 --> 00:01:15,908 ♪ Whoever could you mean? ♪ 35 00:01:16,059 --> 00:01:18,744 -♪ Yeah. ♪ -Ugh. Show-off. Bye! 36 00:01:18,895 --> 00:01:21,246 ♪ Have fun being a boring nerd! ♪ 37 00:01:21,473 --> 00:01:24,399 You can't see it, but I'm flipping you off. 38 00:01:25,144 --> 00:01:27,569 Mmm, love a hotel buffet. 39 00:01:27,588 --> 00:01:29,813 Why does cereal taste better from a tiny box? 40 00:01:29,906 --> 00:01:32,332 Oh, cool. They have the Dutiful Dairy 41 00:01:32,484 --> 00:01:34,593 cottage cheese brand with the racist logo. 42 00:01:34,820 --> 00:01:38,305 Native women are not here to serve you curded cheeses! 43 00:01:38,456 --> 00:01:40,841 -Uh, who are you talking to? -Almost everyone. 44 00:01:40,993 --> 00:01:43,660 Morning, girls. Eat up. This is all free. 45 00:01:43,679 --> 00:01:46,012 [singsongy] And I brought plastic wrap from home! 46 00:01:46,165 --> 00:01:47,422 Thanks, Mr. Golovkin. 47 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,756 Keep on chaperoning, bro. 48 00:01:48,851 --> 00:01:51,426 All right, should we run through our presentation? 49 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:53,503 Hey, is this seat taken? No? Okay. 50 00:01:53,597 --> 00:01:55,930 Oh, uh, wow. No. Gosh. [chuckles] 51 00:01:56,008 --> 00:01:58,967 Please sit, rebellious, strange girl from a different school. 52 00:01:59,027 --> 00:02:00,285 -Cool hair. -Thanks. 53 00:02:00,512 --> 00:02:02,103 I got in trouble for getting colored streaks, 54 00:02:02,197 --> 00:02:04,790 but I'm like, "Keep your laws off my hair, Mom." 55 00:02:04,941 --> 00:02:07,126 Ugh. Have you guys seen the schedule? 56 00:02:07,277 --> 00:02:08,443 We have to sit through a lecture 57 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,371 from Senator Bonnie Bunch-Legg? Barf. 58 00:02:11,523 --> 00:02:13,298 Oh, yeah, she's that right-wing banana 59 00:02:13,450 --> 00:02:15,192 who always opposes Native stuff. 60 00:02:15,210 --> 00:02:16,951 My dad calls her Bonnie Butt-Leg, 61 00:02:17,045 --> 00:02:18,879 which is pretty harsh for Walter. 62 00:02:19,031 --> 00:02:20,714 So, which lectures are you guys skipping? 63 00:02:20,883 --> 00:02:22,808 We're not allowed to skip, right? 64 00:02:22,959 --> 00:02:24,201 Says who, the Man? 65 00:02:24,203 --> 00:02:25,385 Well, I mean... [scoffs] 66 00:02:25,537 --> 00:02:28,205 Yeah, this whole thing, like, sucks, 67 00:02:28,223 --> 00:02:29,222 but at the end of the day, 68 00:02:29,375 --> 00:02:30,874 Judy and I are actually reenacting 69 00:02:30,876 --> 00:02:34,319 Elizabeth Peratrovich's big speech to the legislature. 70 00:02:34,471 --> 00:02:35,837 -Who? -[Judy] She was a very cool 71 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:37,397 Native activist who told honkies 72 00:02:37,549 --> 00:02:39,158 to shove it way back in the '40s. 73 00:02:39,385 --> 00:02:42,310 -By getting an actual law passed. -She's Kima's idol. 74 00:02:42,404 --> 00:02:44,404 Well, her and Chucky from Child's Play. 75 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:46,723 -I love his can-do spirit. -Right. 76 00:02:46,816 --> 00:02:49,559 Well, if you want to, like, actually have fun, 77 00:02:49,653 --> 00:02:51,411 I brought provisions. 78 00:02:51,563 --> 00:02:52,729 Ooh! Gummies. 79 00:02:52,748 --> 00:02:54,080 [Southern accent] Kind of you to share, ma'am. 80 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:56,066 Um, I don't know what that voice is, 81 00:02:56,201 --> 00:02:57,584 but it is kind of me. 82 00:02:57,678 --> 00:03:00,070 'Cause these are special gummies. 83 00:03:00,088 --> 00:03:01,254 You know what I mean, right? 84 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,848 -Kind. -[regular accent] Totally. 85 00:03:03,075 --> 00:03:04,382 -I'm taking two. -[Kima] Three for me. 86 00:03:04,535 --> 00:03:06,593 Oh, and be warned: they kick in quick. 87 00:03:06,762 --> 00:03:09,079 -What does? -The, uh, gummies? 88 00:03:09,097 --> 00:03:12,082 They're edible. Like, edibles. 89 00:03:12,175 --> 00:03:14,693 [laughs] Oh, good, 'cause I just ate them. What? 90 00:03:14,844 --> 00:03:16,678 Uh... 91 00:03:16,772 --> 00:03:17,921 Okay. 92 00:03:18,014 --> 00:03:20,014 Wow, you guys really are Goody Two-shoes, 93 00:03:20,108 --> 00:03:22,092 and I am now realizing that you have no idea 94 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:25,595 what just happened and I don't want to get in trouble, so bye. 95 00:03:25,614 --> 00:03:27,948 [scoffs] We are not Goody Two-shoes. 96 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:29,374 In fact, you know what? 97 00:03:29,601 --> 00:03:31,543 I'm gonna take that racist cottage cheese tub 98 00:03:31,695 --> 00:03:33,270 -and throw it away. -Yeah. 99 00:03:33,288 --> 00:03:35,121 Yeah, and I'll steal... 100 00:03:35,274 --> 00:03:36,381 uh, this hard-boiled egg. 101 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:38,717 Oh, man did the hotel lady see us? 102 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,944 Run away. In a cool, edgy way. 103 00:03:40,963 --> 00:03:42,370 But run! 104 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:46,058 Okay, team, shall we saddle up an early lunch 105 00:03:46,285 --> 00:03:47,634 -at The Hoagie Pony? -Oh, hell yeah. 106 00:03:47,786 --> 00:03:50,044 ♪ Wet Wolf, Wet Wolf, whatcha gonna eat? ♪ 107 00:03:50,138 --> 00:03:52,231 ♪ Whatcha gonna eat? Wet Wolf, no meat. ♪ 108 00:03:52,382 --> 00:03:54,048 What are you on about, Bob Dope? 109 00:03:54,068 --> 00:03:56,068 Oh, it's the jingle for my signature sandwich, 110 00:03:56,295 --> 00:03:58,295 or as I call it, my siggy swich. 111 00:03:58,313 --> 00:04:00,072 The Wet Wolf. Served at the Hoagie Pony 112 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:03,283 and named after its creator: me, Wolf. 113 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:06,060 It's a single slice of Swiss cheese 114 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:07,913 -on untoasted white bread, -♪ Uh-huh ♪ 115 00:04:08,064 --> 00:04:11,399 slathered with one full cup each of mayo, 116 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,643 ketchup, mustard, relish, hot sauce, 117 00:04:13,737 --> 00:04:16,162 and Thousand Island dressing. 118 00:04:16,257 --> 00:04:17,589 ♪ Wet Wolf! ♪ 119 00:04:17,816 --> 00:04:20,241 Everyone in the fam can't get enough of the double-W. 120 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:21,668 [laughs] Right, guys? 121 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,078 Oh... yeah. Yum. 122 00:04:24,098 --> 00:04:26,748 One time, Dad's accidentally fell in the trash can 123 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,584 in his room, but I found it and he loves it so much 124 00:04:29,678 --> 00:04:31,103 that he ate it anyway. 125 00:04:31,179 --> 00:04:34,014 Hmm. Even I still cannot believe that I did that. 126 00:04:34,108 --> 00:04:35,682 Don't worry, Dad. 127 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:38,001 Tonight, we'll order you two Wee-Wos just in case. 128 00:04:38,020 --> 00:04:40,170 Babe, if you say Wee-Wo one more time, 129 00:04:40,188 --> 00:04:41,671 Wee-Wo-n't be married much longer. 130 00:04:41,690 --> 00:04:44,508 -Copy that, my Separating Susan. -♪ Wet Wolf! ♪ 131 00:04:44,601 --> 00:04:48,028 What in the Timothée Chalamet's Dusty Dune? 132 00:04:48,196 --> 00:04:49,437 The Wet Wolf is gone? 133 00:04:49,531 --> 00:04:52,349 E-Excuse me, miss, what happened to the Wet Wolf? 134 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:55,352 -Ugh, we took it off the menu. -But why? When? 135 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:56,703 Ugh, you got to ask my dad. 136 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,463 But he's not here. He's getting his hair plugs removed. 137 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:01,616 He wanted bangs, but they put in too many. He couldn't see. 138 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:03,877 Well, I wish he could see this. 139 00:05:04,029 --> 00:05:06,138 Rise up, my Humid Hoagie Hive. 140 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,974 Wait, are we supposed to be the hive? 141 00:05:09,051 --> 00:05:11,551 Yes, my Moist Militia. 142 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:12,886 That's also you. 143 00:05:13,038 --> 00:05:14,704 Ugh, are you ordering anything or... 144 00:05:14,798 --> 00:05:18,391 Oh, yes. I'll take one Salami and Provo-Lone-Moose 145 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,135 -with Mayor Pepper sauce. -Ham, no. 146 00:05:21,304 --> 00:05:22,321 Now we're storming out. 147 00:05:22,472 --> 00:05:24,990 Right. I will take it to go. 148 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,384 Whoa! Like, whoa. 149 00:05:27,402 --> 00:05:30,570 Wait, is that even a word? Whoa. 150 00:05:30,722 --> 00:05:32,556 Whoa? I feel weird. 151 00:05:32,574 --> 00:05:33,573 Like I'm floating. 152 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,668 And, like, this lamp is, like, 153 00:05:36,820 --> 00:05:38,395 looking at me. 154 00:05:39,340 --> 00:05:42,174 [Judy laughs] Kima, something weird is happening. 155 00:05:42,325 --> 00:05:44,158 I can't stop drying my hands. 156 00:05:44,236 --> 00:05:46,178 -Those hands? -Yeah, these babies. 157 00:05:46,329 --> 00:05:48,738 I keep thinking they're dry but it's like, 158 00:05:48,907 --> 00:05:50,740 "Nope, they are still wet." 159 00:05:50,759 --> 00:05:53,760 Well, Judy, I guess, just, you know, like, keep at it, 160 00:05:53,912 --> 00:05:57,672 and, um, live, laugh, love and dress for the job you want. 161 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,842 Yeah, great advice. I'm gonna get back in there. 162 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:03,436 Oh, huh. I forgot to throw this away. 163 00:06:03,589 --> 00:06:05,197 Enjoy the bottom of the trash can, 164 00:06:05,348 --> 00:06:06,865 offensive stereotype tub. 165 00:06:07,016 --> 00:06:09,517 Boop. Ah. 166 00:06:09,611 --> 00:06:12,095 -[woman] Hey! Kima. -Um, hello? 167 00:06:12,188 --> 00:06:14,706 What the hell? Who said that? Am I hearing voices? 168 00:06:14,858 --> 00:06:18,210 Yes, you're hearing my voice. Down here in the trash. 169 00:06:18,437 --> 00:06:20,545 Please take me out of here. It stinks. 170 00:06:20,697 --> 00:06:21,938 Whew. Thanks, honey. 171 00:06:22,031 --> 00:06:23,698 Oh, hey, you're Native. 172 00:06:23,792 --> 00:06:25,867 Yes, Athabascan and Suqpiag. 173 00:06:25,961 --> 00:06:27,052 Oh, cool. I'm Tlingit. 174 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:28,628 Elizabeth Peratrovich. 175 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:31,948 Wait, wait, wait. Like, my hero Elizabeth Peratrovich? 176 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:34,134 -The very one. -How did you end up 177 00:06:34,286 --> 00:06:36,377 -on a cottage cheese tub? -Hell if I know, babe. 178 00:06:36,397 --> 00:06:39,623 But you are friggin' lucky, because I'm here to take 179 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:42,792 a Native gal on a very special mission. 180 00:06:42,794 --> 00:06:43,902 [imitates train horn blowing] 181 00:06:44,129 --> 00:06:45,570 For real? Am I hallucinating? 182 00:06:45,722 --> 00:06:47,631 Depends. Did you accidentally eat something 183 00:06:47,649 --> 00:06:50,242 that could make you hallucinate this morning? 184 00:06:50,469 --> 00:06:52,152 -[blows raspberry] No. -You sure? 185 00:06:52,246 --> 00:06:54,413 -Yeah. -Okay, girl, if you're sure. 186 00:06:54,564 --> 00:06:56,415 Judy, I have news: a cheese ghost is talking to me, 187 00:06:56,566 --> 00:06:58,825 and it's Native hero Elizabeth Peratrovich, 188 00:06:58,977 --> 00:07:00,585 -and she has a mission for us. -[chuckles] 189 00:07:00,737 --> 00:07:04,172 Sounds extremely reasonable. Let's friggin' go. 190 00:07:08,244 --> 00:07:10,762 Kima, please make this white girl stop staring at me. 191 00:07:10,914 --> 00:07:13,339 Her eyes are Gigantor and she is freaking me out. 192 00:07:13,492 --> 00:07:15,008 Damn, I wish this cheese ghost 193 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:16,935 -would talk to me. -[Kima] Sorry, Jude. 194 00:07:17,162 --> 00:07:19,921 I guess only I have the power to see cheese ghosts. 195 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,089 -All right, let's get in your car. -Oh, we actually came 196 00:07:22,184 --> 00:07:23,366 from the airport in that courtesy van. 197 00:07:23,426 --> 00:07:25,351 Hell yeah. Let's go in that. 198 00:07:25,504 --> 00:07:28,521 Like, take it? Uh, isn't that bad? 199 00:07:28,674 --> 00:07:30,340 Ha! They stole our land. 200 00:07:30,358 --> 00:07:32,509 We can borrow a friggin' courtesy van, baby girl. 201 00:07:32,527 --> 00:07:35,102 Right, right. Judy, we're taking the van. 202 00:07:35,197 --> 00:07:37,122 Oh! First I took a hard-boiled egg, 203 00:07:37,273 --> 00:07:38,606 now I'm taking a car-- 204 00:07:38,700 --> 00:07:40,625 I'm really escalating. 205 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,035 Is that Judy? 206 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,353 Kima? What in the wor... 207 00:07:43,371 --> 00:07:46,447 Where are they going? Kima! Judy! 208 00:07:46,541 --> 00:07:47,857 Oh, this is a nightmare. 209 00:07:47,951 --> 00:07:50,360 This mask is supposed to stay on for 20 more minutes. 210 00:07:50,453 --> 00:07:51,636 [groans] 211 00:07:53,031 --> 00:07:55,140 Okay, so what's the mission? We're gonna, like, 212 00:07:55,367 --> 00:07:57,142 go to the governor's house and you scare him 213 00:07:57,369 --> 00:07:59,035 and everyone's like, "Dang, Kima, 214 00:07:59,128 --> 00:08:01,554 you got that mansion and that pool table, too?" 215 00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:03,389 Great idea. Love where your head's at. 216 00:08:03,484 --> 00:08:05,709 But actually, we got to, uh, go to that restaurant first. 217 00:08:05,802 --> 00:08:08,970 Walk right in the front door and sit our asses down. 218 00:08:09,064 --> 00:08:10,805 That's it? For what? 219 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:11,823 Oh, uh... 220 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,566 [spooky voice] Ask no more questions. 221 00:08:13,719 --> 00:08:16,828 All will be revealed! 222 00:08:17,055 --> 00:08:19,456 Okay. Judy, turn here. 223 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,834 This all looks so good. 224 00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:24,336 Even though we just had breakfast, 225 00:08:24,487 --> 00:08:26,487 I could, like, eat, you know? It's like I have 226 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:28,656 what I've heard described as the munchies. 227 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,509 -[chuckles] -Me too. 228 00:08:30,736 --> 00:08:33,494 I guess it's the excitement of having a supernatural mission. 229 00:08:33,663 --> 00:08:35,680 Um, hmm. Yeah, guys? 230 00:08:35,832 --> 00:08:37,590 -Hello, there. Welcome. -[giggling] 231 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,000 I'm your server, Paul. 232 00:08:39,094 --> 00:08:40,610 We, unfortunately, do not allow 233 00:08:40,612 --> 00:08:42,579 outside cheese tubs at the table. 234 00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:43,763 May I check yours? 235 00:08:43,915 --> 00:08:46,416 No! We, uh, we have to leave it here. 236 00:08:46,434 --> 00:08:48,101 And you have to do what we say 237 00:08:48,253 --> 00:08:50,420 because I am Tracy Crabcakes. 238 00:08:50,513 --> 00:08:52,013 You must not recognize me, but, like, 239 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,424 -my father owns this restaurant. -[both laugh] 240 00:08:54,442 --> 00:08:57,443 Tracy Crabcakes? I see what's going on here. 241 00:08:57,596 --> 00:08:59,279 Got the munchies, do we, ladies? 242 00:08:59,431 --> 00:09:03,024 -[both laugh] -I just said that. 243 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,617 -What you said. -Okay. 244 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,936 Uh, we will have the... 245 00:09:06,955 --> 00:09:08,605 appetizer sampler, 246 00:09:08,698 --> 00:09:11,383 and, uh, three fish and chips. 247 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,534 The filet mignon, 248 00:09:13,628 --> 00:09:15,887 the salmon Bordelaise, 249 00:09:16,039 --> 00:09:17,872 three Caesar salads, 250 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:19,540 two blackout chocolate cakes. 251 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:23,286 Hey, hey, why don't you go ahead and throw in a baked potato? 252 00:09:23,305 --> 00:09:26,064 All right, I'll be back with some bread. 253 00:09:26,215 --> 00:09:27,399 Oh, can we get extra bread? 254 00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:29,793 You haven't even gotten the main bread yet. 255 00:09:29,811 --> 00:09:31,628 Just bring us the bread, Paul. 256 00:09:31,721 --> 00:09:32,812 [sighs] Fine. 257 00:09:32,981 --> 00:09:36,449 Wow, you guys played that very cool. 258 00:09:37,393 --> 00:09:38,726 [Wolf] Okay, thank you all 259 00:09:38,895 --> 00:09:40,561 for meeting on such short notice. 260 00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:43,564 As you know, I was pretty bummed out about my siggy swich 261 00:09:43,584 --> 00:09:45,399 being ruthlessly removed from the menu 262 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,252 due to it being my legacy and all that. 263 00:09:47,403 --> 00:09:49,963 I mean, I thought our grandkids would order it in the future 264 00:09:49,998 --> 00:09:51,497 on their mind chips or whatever. 265 00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:53,741 Aw, that's sweet. Now I'm sad about the sandwich, too. 266 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:58,004 Good, because I have a plan to get my soaked sandwich back down 267 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,673 the throats of hardworking Lone Moosers everywhere. 268 00:10:00,767 --> 00:10:04,251 -Yuck. -All we need to do is just flood The Hoagie Pony 269 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,662 with orders for the Wet Wolf. 270 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,497 Once they see how much demand there is, 271 00:10:07,515 --> 00:10:09,682 they'll have to start supplying it again. 272 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,592 Thanks for calling The Hoagie Pony. 273 00:10:11,686 --> 00:10:13,353 How can I sandwich you today? 274 00:10:13,505 --> 00:10:15,447 I'd like to order a Wet Wolf. 275 00:10:15,523 --> 00:10:16,948 Oh. Hi, Beef. 276 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,358 Oh, this is not Beef Tobin. 277 00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:21,361 This is Jennifer Aniston, from Friends. 278 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:24,864 Excuse me, sorry, this is now the president. 279 00:10:25,016 --> 00:10:27,274 I-I'm with Jennifer. And Phoebe. 280 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:29,853 And we need to get our hands on a Wet Wolf. 281 00:10:29,855 --> 00:10:33,614 Oh, my God, we have caller ID. I know it's not the president. 282 00:10:33,634 --> 00:10:34,949 Okay, Lydia, sorry, yes, 283 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,360 that was Beef and Moon, but we really do need 284 00:10:37,453 --> 00:10:38,695 a lot of Wet Wolfs because, uh, well-- 285 00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:41,881 Phoebe wants them, for her twin sister Ursula. 286 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:43,383 I'm hanging up now. 287 00:10:43,535 --> 00:10:46,311 Everything Everywhere All at Sucks. 288 00:10:46,462 --> 00:10:49,205 My legacy is in tatters. Unless... 289 00:10:49,298 --> 00:10:51,298 Oh, no. Are you having another idea? 290 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:54,152 You bet your beautiful butt cracks I am. 291 00:10:54,303 --> 00:10:55,745 -[Judy] Ooh, yay! -[Paul] All right, 292 00:10:55,881 --> 00:10:57,805 -four orders of fish and chips. -Gimme, gimme, gimme. 293 00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:59,215 -Two-- -That one's mine. -Hey! 294 00:10:59,234 --> 00:11:00,733 [Judy] Oh, my God. Golovkin. 295 00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:03,569 -Wait, who's that? -Our teacher chaperone. Crap! 296 00:11:03,722 --> 00:11:05,646 Oh, crap, that's The Man? Time to dine and dash, girls. 297 00:11:05,740 --> 00:11:06,998 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 298 00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:08,833 -We gotta go. We gotta go! -Uh, gonna drop 'em. 299 00:11:08,985 --> 00:11:09,909 Eh, too many dishes. 300 00:11:10,061 --> 00:11:11,060 Hello, sir. 301 00:11:11,154 --> 00:11:12,562 Now, we do have a dress code. 302 00:11:12,655 --> 00:11:13,672 I don't want to eat. 303 00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:15,081 I'm just here to get those girls. 304 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:17,250 Oh, wonderful. Now, if you could just 305 00:11:17,419 --> 00:11:19,569 -wait right here. -Here we go, here we go. -Judy, let's go. 306 00:11:19,587 --> 00:11:21,571 -Back door. -Aah! Sorry. Coming. -Stop right there. 307 00:11:21,589 --> 00:11:23,348 -Hey, weirdos, you forgot me. -[Judy chortling] -Aah! 308 00:11:23,499 --> 00:11:25,183 You don't understand. I'm their teacher 309 00:11:25,334 --> 00:11:26,759 and I took them out of town. 310 00:11:26,912 --> 00:11:27,927 I see, sir. 311 00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:29,170 I am dialing 911. 312 00:11:29,264 --> 00:11:31,414 Wait, no. They were-- [growls] 313 00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:33,433 Girls! No! 314 00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:35,509 [groans] I was supposed to get a massage. 315 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,345 Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's an emergency. 316 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,573 [laughing] 317 00:11:42,852 --> 00:11:46,020 All right. Beth, now that we ate, we got to complete 318 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,263 this mysterious mission. 319 00:11:47,282 --> 00:11:49,766 Uh-huh. Yeah. On to our next stop. 320 00:11:49,784 --> 00:11:51,876 Just, uh, head over there, maybe. Can't hurt. 321 00:11:52,028 --> 00:11:53,878 -Judy, turn here. -Okay, but real quick, 322 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,605 should we go get Froyo? 323 00:11:55,623 --> 00:11:57,531 [Kima] So, the mission 324 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:58,958 is getting a tattoo? 325 00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:00,534 Uh... yeah, yeah. 326 00:12:00,628 --> 00:12:02,036 I mean, that's part of it. 327 00:12:02,130 --> 00:12:03,446 You gotta trust me. 328 00:12:03,539 --> 00:12:05,465 'Cause of our special bond across time or whatever. 329 00:12:05,617 --> 00:12:07,784 Oh, my God. I'll get in so much trouble. 330 00:12:07,877 --> 00:12:10,544 But I have always really wanted one. 331 00:12:10,638 --> 00:12:13,047 Hey, how's it going? You guys want tattoos? 332 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,716 I can do anything except portraits, dragons, 333 00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:18,144 flowers, hearts, anchors or cursive. 334 00:12:18,296 --> 00:12:19,462 Also, before we get started, 335 00:12:19,555 --> 00:12:21,222 I'll need you each to prove you're 18. 336 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,890 By giving me 50 bucks. 337 00:12:22,984 --> 00:12:25,243 Well, that hurt way more than I thought it would. 338 00:12:25,394 --> 00:12:27,303 But now we're tattoo twins for life. 339 00:12:27,322 --> 00:12:29,230 Hell yeah. And it's so original. 340 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,582 I don't know anyone else 341 00:12:30,809 --> 00:12:32,066 who has a dolphin on their lower back. 342 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:35,569 Hey, hey, Kima. Judy. [gasps] Did you get tattoos? 343 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,180 -Oh. Oh, no! Go, go, go! -Go, go, go! Oh, wait, I'm the driver. [chuckles] 344 00:12:38,182 --> 00:12:40,500 -[Golovkin] Hey! Hey! -Run! Run, run, run, run, run! -Okay, here we go! 345 00:12:40,594 --> 00:12:41,718 Judy! Kima! 346 00:12:42,912 --> 00:12:45,054 [grunts] No! 347 00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:50,602 -[both giggling] -So, 348 00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:52,937 where do we go next? I'm having a lot of fun, 349 00:12:53,089 --> 00:12:55,498 but I don't really know what this mission is. 350 00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:58,092 Yeah. Beth, what's this all adding up to? 351 00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,260 Great question. 352 00:12:59,354 --> 00:13:02,280 [spooky voice] All will become clear. 353 00:13:02,431 --> 00:13:04,007 [regular voice] We just gotta do more stuff first. 354 00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:06,676 And it might seem like just a bunch of random fun things, 355 00:13:06,694 --> 00:13:10,104 but I promise it has, like, a very deep meaning, okay? 356 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,772 Okay, you're the boss. 357 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,291 Lead us on. 358 00:13:13,518 --> 00:13:15,710 ♪ ♪ 359 00:13:24,863 --> 00:13:27,430 [gasps] Whoa. 360 00:13:35,464 --> 00:13:36,981 Hi, guys. 361 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:39,876 We love living near your butts! 362 00:13:39,894 --> 00:13:41,736 [chuckling] 363 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:46,699 ♪ ♪ 364 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:58,152 -[both gasp] -You left the keys in here! 365 00:13:58,321 --> 00:13:59,729 I've got you now. 366 00:13:59,822 --> 00:14:01,914 -No getting away this time-- -Run, run! -Go! Go, go, go! 367 00:14:02,067 --> 00:14:02,915 Damn it. 368 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,734 [scoffs] Stupid horoscope. 369 00:14:04,736 --> 00:14:07,236 This is not, in fact, my day. 370 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:09,422 Left, left, up that hill! 371 00:14:09,574 --> 00:14:10,590 -Left, Judy! -[exclaims] 372 00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:12,408 Is he still behind us? 373 00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:13,518 Don't look back. 374 00:14:13,595 --> 00:14:14,668 Just go. Go. Go! 375 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,670 Ride, my bitches, ride! 376 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:19,082 I can feel the wind in my curds! 377 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,025 Guys, what are we doing here? 378 00:14:21,177 --> 00:14:23,102 I'm going, like, three miles an hour. 379 00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:25,104 All right, the calls were a no-go-- 380 00:14:25,256 --> 00:14:26,439 too impersonal-- but when Lydia sees 381 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,349 how much people dig this, we'll be back 382 00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:29,850 in biz in a wet minute. 383 00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:33,112 -Free Wet Wolfs! -Oh, hell yeah. I've never said no 384 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,947 to free food in my life. [chuckles] 385 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,282 Oh. 386 00:14:36,434 --> 00:14:37,283 No. 387 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,710 Hello, ma'am. 388 00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:40,436 How would you and your child like 389 00:14:40,455 --> 00:14:42,788 to munch my brother's hopes and dreams today? 390 00:14:42,941 --> 00:14:44,215 Stay away from my baby. [grunts] 391 00:14:44,367 --> 00:14:47,293 -Ow. -I called the police and my dad. 392 00:14:47,445 --> 00:14:48,369 Oh, awesome. 393 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,871 Tell them to bring their appetites. 394 00:14:50,965 --> 00:14:52,724 [Kima] Oh, we're at Indian Point. 395 00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:53,874 Native land. 396 00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,376 This must be where we complete the mission. 397 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,787 Makes so much sense. Uh, ask the cheese ghost 398 00:14:57,956 --> 00:14:59,288 -where we should go. -Just, uh, 399 00:14:59,307 --> 00:15:00,957 head down that trail over there. 400 00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:01,974 Down the trail! 401 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,960 Guys, please do not run. 402 00:15:04,053 --> 00:15:05,069 I cannot chase you. 403 00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:07,797 The drag on these palazzo pants is insane. 404 00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:09,032 [grunts] 405 00:15:10,893 --> 00:15:11,892 Wow. 406 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,412 This place is incredible. 407 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,914 Beth, what's the mission? 408 00:15:16,065 --> 00:15:17,473 Oh, we already did it. 409 00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:18,750 What? But all we did was 410 00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:21,735 play hooky from a conference and have a bunch of fun. 411 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:22,995 Yes, we did. 412 00:15:23,148 --> 00:15:24,647 We walked in the front door of a restaurant 413 00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:27,408 and sat right down and went to a bunch of other places, 414 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,427 and nobody called us names or treated us like crap. 415 00:15:29,578 --> 00:15:32,096 And frankly, that kicked total ass. 416 00:15:32,323 --> 00:15:34,173 Both cheeks. Right cheek, left cheek, 417 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,600 down the crack, Kima. 418 00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:36,434 Whoa. 419 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,102 Yeah, all the stuff I fought for 420 00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:40,012 is flippin' real as hell now. 421 00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:42,256 Well, I'm really glad you got to enjoy it. 422 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,849 I'm glad you got to enjoy it. 423 00:15:44,002 --> 00:15:46,185 'Cause, honestly, y'all are kind of Goody Two-shoes. 424 00:15:46,337 --> 00:15:47,928 You need to rebel a little. 425 00:15:48,022 --> 00:15:49,614 Uh, no, I think we're pretty cool. 426 00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:52,116 You probably just don't know that 'cause you're an old ghost. 427 00:15:52,268 --> 00:15:53,434 First of all, how dare you? 428 00:15:53,528 --> 00:15:55,178 Secondly, you guys were too nerdy 429 00:15:55,271 --> 00:15:58,105 to know you've been massively toasted on gummies all day. 430 00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,882 -What? -Yes, that girl this morning 431 00:15:59,884 --> 00:16:03,019 with the cool hair-- she gave you special gummies. 432 00:16:03,112 --> 00:16:04,370 [gasps] Judy! 433 00:16:04,522 --> 00:16:06,038 Judy, Judy! Those gummies we ate 434 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:07,966 were Mary Jane. 435 00:16:08,193 --> 00:16:09,375 [chuckling] Oh, my God. 436 00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:11,302 Oh, everything makes so much sense now. 437 00:16:11,529 --> 00:16:14,973 The munchies, my wet hands, our very good decision 438 00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:17,624 to get dolphin tattoos on our lower backs. 439 00:16:17,719 --> 00:16:19,702 Hey, over here. Listen up. 440 00:16:19,721 --> 00:16:21,554 Those gummies are wearing off and I'm about to disappear, 441 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,130 -but Kima? -Yeah? 442 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:25,650 If I'm really your idol, don't just reproduce my speech. 443 00:16:25,877 --> 00:16:27,877 That's what this little voice from the back of your head 444 00:16:27,895 --> 00:16:29,654 that sounds like me is telling you. 445 00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:31,823 Go back to that conference and mess some crap up for me. 446 00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:34,158 -Okay, nerd? -You got it, cheese ghost. 447 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,977 [Golovkin] Kima! Judy! 448 00:16:37,071 --> 00:16:39,313 Okay, what in the world is going on? 449 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,074 Also, how do people wear this type of pants? 450 00:16:42,243 --> 00:16:44,043 Because I have fallen over a lot. 451 00:16:48,399 --> 00:16:49,674 So you're saying a girl from another school 452 00:16:49,901 --> 00:16:51,175 -gave you the gummies? -Yes. 453 00:16:51,327 --> 00:16:53,069 And I know this is hard to believe, 454 00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:54,369 but we did not catch on 455 00:16:54,371 --> 00:16:56,572 that they were not normal gummies. 456 00:16:56,741 --> 00:16:59,350 -Oh, I absolutely believe that. -Oh. Hey. 457 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:01,244 I am sorry to say this, but I'm afraid 458 00:17:01,262 --> 00:17:02,836 today's modern marijuana edibles 459 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:06,006 are way too powerful for nerd teens like yourselves. 460 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,417 90% of nerds who take marijuana gummies die. 461 00:17:08,586 --> 00:17:09,861 -Those are just the facts, -Okay, 462 00:17:10,012 --> 00:17:11,863 you can't just keep calling us nerds. 463 00:17:12,014 --> 00:17:14,699 Judy, I just spent so much money chasing you in various Ubers 464 00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,200 and I had to pay your restaurant tab 465 00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:17,684 and promise them we'd bring these plates back, 466 00:17:17,762 --> 00:17:19,945 so I will call you whatever names I wish. 467 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,041 -Fine. -So, are you gonna tell our parents? 468 00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:24,876 Are you kidding? I lost two students 469 00:17:25,027 --> 00:17:26,210 on an out-of-town field trip 470 00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:28,362 because they took edibles and got tattoos. 471 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,030 This goes with me to my grave. 472 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,716 -Oh, thank God. -But you do have detention 473 00:17:31,867 --> 00:17:33,793 -for the rest of high school. -What?! -No! 474 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:36,279 You can tell your parents you're helping me grade papers. 475 00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:38,723 -Ooh, I do love to grade papers. -Nerd. 476 00:17:38,874 --> 00:17:41,133 Well, here we are at the state house. You feeling 477 00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,618 sober enough to do your speech? 478 00:17:42,711 --> 00:17:44,136 Wait, we didn't miss it? 479 00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:45,730 Oh, my God, you've only been gone a few hours. 480 00:17:45,881 --> 00:17:48,733 Wow, those gummies really mess with your sense of time. 481 00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:51,477 Like, I totally thought the weekend was completely over. 482 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,404 [Wolf] Dry buns! No fun! 483 00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:55,464 Oh, good Lord. Now what? 484 00:17:55,483 --> 00:17:57,057 -What do we want? -[All] Wet! 485 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,576 -When do we want it? -[All] Now! 486 00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,727 This is a non-violent sit in. 487 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,413 But that can change on a dime, sweetheart. 488 00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:04,824 The people demand you return the Wet Wolf 489 00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:07,085 to its rightful place atop the menu. 490 00:18:07,236 --> 00:18:08,586 -[door closes] -Mr. Hoagie. 491 00:18:08,737 --> 00:18:10,996 Hello, Tobins. What are we doing here, Wolf? 492 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,149 Well, uh, uh, sir, welcome back. 493 00:18:13,167 --> 00:18:15,409 You look beautiful, bald and beaming. 494 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,670 I need you guys to stop bugging my daughter. 495 00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:20,247 We took the sandwich off the menu because no one ordered it. 496 00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:22,174 But my family always orders it, 497 00:18:22,327 --> 00:18:23,993 a-and there's a lot of us. 498 00:18:24,011 --> 00:18:25,845 They never order the Wet Wolf 499 00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:26,846 unless you're with them. 500 00:18:26,998 --> 00:18:28,272 [gasps] That can't be true. 501 00:18:28,483 --> 00:18:31,091 Humid Hive? My Moist Militia? 502 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,669 -Sog Squad? -Sorry, 503 00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:34,928 but it is true, sweetie. 504 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,614 We all hate that friggin' sandwich. 505 00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:38,449 -Aw. -But we love you. 506 00:18:38,601 --> 00:18:40,526 Which is why we wait till you're not around 507 00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:43,346 to hurl the hoagies deep into the woods. 508 00:18:43,439 --> 00:18:44,956 Wolf, I only put it on the menu 509 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:47,016 'cause you ordered it every day back in high school. 510 00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:49,610 But once it was up there, it went to your head. 511 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,795 Whatever do you mean? 512 00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:52,112 You always came in through the kitchen, 513 00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,372 which is against health code, 514 00:18:53,524 --> 00:18:55,358 and you expected the sandwich for free. 515 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,193 Well, yeah. Do you think the Hamburglar 516 00:18:57,211 --> 00:18:58,302 pays for Big Macs? 517 00:18:58,454 --> 00:19:00,363 Wolf, I'm sorry. We can't put 518 00:19:00,381 --> 00:19:02,289 your very awful sandwich back on the menu. 519 00:19:02,383 --> 00:19:04,216 Okay, guys. Let's, uh, pack it in. 520 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,385 Guess I'll just go back to being a nobody 521 00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:09,814 with nothing named after me except myself. 522 00:19:10,041 --> 00:19:11,056 Hold on. 523 00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:12,633 How about I name the water station 524 00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:15,135 "Wolf's water station"? 525 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,896 Wow, that's what the sign will say? 526 00:19:17,048 --> 00:19:19,548 Sign? No, it'll just be the water station 527 00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:20,883 we already have as is. 528 00:19:20,976 --> 00:19:23,552 But you'll always know it's yours. 529 00:19:23,571 --> 00:19:25,237 -That seems like nothing. We-- -Love it! 530 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,147 Water is way more important than food. 531 00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:28,908 Oh, I can't wait until our grandchildren 532 00:19:29,002 --> 00:19:32,152 see this projected on their bionic ice creams. 533 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,172 Okay, Humid Hive, let's head around back 534 00:19:34,399 --> 00:19:35,581 so we can walk in through the kitchen 535 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,843 and get our free glasses of Wolf's wet water. 536 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:41,086 No. Wolf, no walking through the-- 537 00:19:41,239 --> 00:19:43,181 All right, they're going. 538 00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:44,682 [Golovkin] And here to recreate 539 00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:46,667 Elizabeth Peratrovich's famous speech, 540 00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,187 two students who have definitely been here all day 541 00:19:49,414 --> 00:19:51,672 and did not have any marijuana. 542 00:19:51,766 --> 00:19:53,173 And marijuana is bad. 543 00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,100 Actually, it's just gonna be Kima. 544 00:19:55,195 --> 00:19:57,177 Okay, just Kima, who is sober. 545 00:19:57,271 --> 00:19:59,104 Thanks, Mr. Golovkin. 546 00:19:59,273 --> 00:20:00,589 [exhales] Okay, look, 547 00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:02,808 I was just gonna recreate a speech today, 548 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,870 but something-- maybe it was a container of cottage cheese, 549 00:20:06,021 --> 00:20:07,705 doesn't really matter how I got the message-- 550 00:20:07,932 --> 00:20:09,690 told me that Elizabeth Peratrovich 551 00:20:09,858 --> 00:20:12,785 would want me to cause a little bit of trouble instead. 552 00:20:12,954 --> 00:20:14,361 So, here it goes. 553 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,548 Let's start by talking about Senator Bonnie Bunch-legg. 554 00:20:17,775 --> 00:20:20,943 Or as us natives call her, Bonnie Bitch-Legg. 555 00:20:20,962 --> 00:20:22,035 [crowd gasps] 556 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,037 Get her, Kima! [chuckles] 557 00:20:24,131 --> 00:20:26,224 God, I wish I had some blood to throw. 558 00:20:26,451 --> 00:20:28,226 And then we got kicked out 559 00:20:28,453 --> 00:20:29,802 and Golovkin took us 560 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,137 straight to the airport and we had to fly home right away. 561 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,065 So guess what? Suck it, Alanis! 562 00:20:34,292 --> 00:20:36,959 Oh, we are nerds no more. 563 00:20:36,978 --> 00:20:38,461 Okay, Judy, but you do realize 564 00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:40,479 marijuana is harmful for teens, right? 565 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,131 And I'm not just saying that because we have 566 00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:43,407 a standards and practices department 567 00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:46,059 up here in the sky that requires me to do so. 568 00:20:46,153 --> 00:20:47,486 Okay, Alanis. 569 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,639 [chuckles] You're still super blazed, right now, huh? 570 00:20:50,733 --> 00:20:51,640 Must be. 571 00:20:51,659 --> 00:20:53,158 You want some fries? 572 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,402 Ow! Oh, God, ow! There's a fry in my eye. 573 00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:57,738 Oh, I'm blind! Oh, no, wait, no, I'm fine. 574 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,164 [laughs] 575 00:20:59,317 --> 00:21:01,926 ♪ Fill my thermos up with hot coffee ♪ 576 00:21:02,077 --> 00:21:04,911 ♪ Yogurts and bacon burstin' my pockets ♪ 577 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:07,414 ♪ Wrap up the muffins, croissants and bagels ♪ 578 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:10,509 ♪ Don't you judge me and don't you knock it ♪ 579 00:21:10,661 --> 00:21:13,162 ♪ Hard boiled eggs spilling out of my shoes ♪ 580 00:21:13,180 --> 00:21:15,848 ♪ Every banana, even the bruised ♪ 581 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,517 ♪ Don't care if it's fresh, don't care if it's tasty ♪ 582 00:21:18,669 --> 00:21:23,114 ♪ 'Cause this free buffet's how the school really pays me ♪ 583 00:21:23,341 --> 00:21:26,175 ♪ If you want-want a waffle, get in line, make your own ♪ 584 00:21:26,193 --> 00:21:27,451 ♪ This one's for me ♪ 585 00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:30,288 ♪ The high school field trip chaperone. ♪ 586 00:21:30,364 --> 00:21:31,530 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 587 00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:33,349 and TOYOTA. 588 00:21:33,442 --> 00:21:34,750 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org