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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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[cheering]
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[sighs]
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-Hey, Judy.
-Easy for you to say.
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Whoa, what's got you
down in the dumps?
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Did your dad make you
spend the whole weekend
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-at the dump again?
-No.
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The thing is, Alanis,
it's spring.
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That time of year when I should
be getting my Jude groove on.
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You know, loving and leaving,
kissing and quitting,
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first base
and then get out of my face.
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I get it. You should be
making out under the dock.
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Staying out until 10:00.
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Abso-slut-ly I should,
but I am currently
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in a wasteland
of no boy-related excitement.
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My friends and I went through
the yearbook yesterday to look,
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in detail, at every boy
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and I didn't feel a thing
for any of them.
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Oh, no,
this is a medical emergency.
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Yeah, I know, I'm all riled up.
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And it's not just
that it's spring.
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There's also a full moon,
plus personal injury attorney
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Jeremy Crash
has that new billboard,
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and you know
how I feel about him.
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[moans]
He's so hot and obnoxious,
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bragging that he can
"get you off."
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It's like, uh, prove it,
Jeremy. [laughs]
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[groans] The snow is melting
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and all I see are logs!
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And you know
what logs look like.
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[laughs] Oh, I know.
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-Penises!
-I said I knew.
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I don't even want romance.
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I'm just looking
for a beautiful face
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with a bad personality.
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So you're having
a horndog moment
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but there's no meaty bones
in the yard.
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Exactly.
And so beautifully said.
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[groans] Maybe it's time
to freeze my eggs
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-and focus on my career.
-Hey, you can't give up yet.
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Maybe find a young,
disillusioned drifter
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to suck face with.
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Try the bus stop near the jail.
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-Or the Grammy Awards.
-[foghorn blows]
-[gasps]
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That horn-- tomorrow
is cruise docking day.
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Those ships are always
filled with annoying adults,
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and I bet some of them brought
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their annoying teen sons
on spring break.
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Yes. The meaty bones!
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They're on the ships, Judy.
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Run to them.
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[Wolf] Uh,
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what's going on there,
Aunt Dirt?
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You doing
the Goop milk cleanse?
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I tried it once. Almost died,
but skin was radiant.
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No, idiot.
I'm preparing my product to con
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the cruise noobs
into paying me a fortune
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for a glass of genuine
Alaskan moose milk.
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You just mix a little human hair
into regular old cow's milk,
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and, boom--
some dum-dum from Delaware
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is forking over a 20.
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So, that trash bag
is filled with...
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Human hair clippings
from Yolanda's salon.
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Normally, she just
throws 'em out.
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Can you believe that?
Wasteful.
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And me and Ham are gonna
be Aunt Dirt's scam interns.
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We don't get any of the money,
but we get the opportunity
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to learn the business.
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Normally, I would tell you
not to help your great aunt
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con people,
but cruise ship patrons
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are barely people.
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Beef, speaking of ships,
isn't today the big day?
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Indeed.
My Internet pen pal,
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@FisherMan#1!,
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and I are set to meet
at the Toe in the Snow Tavern,
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if he's not delayed
by those bloated water pigs.
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I may even go down to the dock
and surprise him.
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I love a surprise meetup
before a planned meetup.
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Like when you run into your
dentist at the farmer's market
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right before
your scheduled appointment.
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We've bonded so much online
over our shared love of knots,
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the finer points of maritime law
and, of course,
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dangling our feet
over the edge of a boardwalk.
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He dangles, too?
Oh, he's a keeper.
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-Well, good morning, Judy.
-Yeah, yeah. Got to go.
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I'm on a tight schedule
to go get some ass.
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[door opens, closes]
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Well, that's the first time
I've ever respected that girl.
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[grumbling]
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-Where are the boys?
-[exclaims gently]
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-Ow!
-Oh, sorry about that.
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[gasps]
Ah-woo-ga!
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I mean, hi. That was hi.
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"Hello" is what I mean to say.
Hi-hi.
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Hey, I'm Graham.
My family and I just arrived.
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I haven't seen you before.
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Are you and your family
in steerage?
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With the chickens?
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Oh, uh, no.
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I'm actually from Lone Moose.
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Fascinating. And does
your family own the town?
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Nope.
We just live here.
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Do you happen to know
where I could find a copy
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of Rich Boy Quarterly?
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My fencing partner is in it
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and I'm extremely jealous.
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[Judy]
Okay, wow, I hate this person,
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but he is also very hot and
those two things are actually
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working together in a wild way.
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Uh, how about I show you around?
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Sure. I'll meet you
back here in an hour
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after I find and burn
my friend's magazine.
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You could show me
all your local banks?
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Uh, we only have one, but there
is an ATM in the grocery store.
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A grocery store.
[laughs]
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I look forward to finding out
what that is, too.
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Do you see your
FisherMan#1!, Dad?
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Well, his fishing vessel
is called the Chilly Princess.
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But I can't see it in this
parade of floating casinos.
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What kind of captain
would even take a job
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running a cruise ship?
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Someone flashy and trashy.
[groans]
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Good lord.
Those cruise ships need to yield
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to the fishing vessels.
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The last thing we need
is a repeat
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of the '97 Lone Moose Massacre.
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So many lives lost.
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Actually, no one died.
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But they could have.
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What about the Death Cliff
Death Run of '02
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and the Seward Slaughter in '09?
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Those were pretty deadly, huh?
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Well, not technically deadly.
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All parties were unscathed.
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But that's only because
the fishing boats
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let those crap-tubs
have the right of way.
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Oh, look.
We got a big one coming in.
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Bet this'll be stupid.
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[Beef]
Huh. Well, at least
that cruise captain doesn't need
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a tugboat
to help him pull in properly.
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Wait, what did you say
your friend's boat was called?
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The Chilly Princess.
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Why?
Do you see her?
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Oh, I see her all right.
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[Beef]
Where? This huge water hippo
is blocking my whole view.
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[Wolf] That water hippo
is the Chilly Princess.
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But, no, it can't be.
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My friend is...
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my enemy?
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[Judy]
Okay, okay,
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okay. I need
an afternoon date eyeliner
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that screams "she's loose
as a goose in Lone Moose."
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-Oh, sorry.
-No, I'm sorry.
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-[chuckles softly] Here.
-Thanks.
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I use eyeliner as a pencil
when I do my sketches,
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but I dropped mine
over the side of the cruise.
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Well, they actually have
pencil pencils, like,
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-right over--
-Um, actually, I'm doing
some art about feminism,
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so that's why I use makeup.
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It's kind of a comment
on a comment.
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I can explain it to you
if you want.
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[Judy]
Wow. Ew. This know-it-all
who thinks he invented art
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is awful but hot,
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and that is totally
doing it for me.
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You, uh, looking
for a little company, sailor?
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Well, I like to block out
an hour a day
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to blame my parents for things.
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But I'm free after that.
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Great. I'll meet you down
by the docks this afternoon.
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Cool. Yeah.
If I'm not overwhelmed
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by the weight of the world,
uh, I'll guess I'll see ya.
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[gasps]
Oh, no. I was so distracted
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by that obnoxious hottie
I forgot that I made a date
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with the other obnoxious hottie.
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I'm definitely in over my boobs.
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I better call for backup.
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At the very least so that
I stop talking to myself.
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-What?
-Nothing.
Mind your own business, Vera!
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Judy, I got your 911 text
with the seven heart emojis
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and the face going like this...
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and figured
that meant love emergency?
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It did. My hungry little
hormones scrambled my brain,
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and now I have dates
with two equally hot
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but unlikeable guys
this afternoon.
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Should I cancel?
[whimpers]
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Should I run?
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No, Judy, calm down.
There's nothing wrong
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with fanning a couple flames
at the same time.
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Before I met Wolf, I was
very active on the dating apps.
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I became an expert on rocking
a rude dude rotation.
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I'll teach you how to balance
both these guys at once.
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Oh. Huh.
Yes, two boys does mean
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more chances
for a messy make-out
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and a upstairs honk-a honk-a.
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And I need that or I'll--
and I'm not exaggerating--
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probably die!
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Been there.
All right, first things first.
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ABB.
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Ask for butt butter?
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No. Why would you...
[sighs]
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Always be babe-ing.
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From this moment forward,
these boys do not have names.
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Call them both "babe" so you
don't accidentally mix them up.
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You can also use "cutie," but I
don't think you can pull it off.
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Not a chance. I'm clinging on
by my fingertips here.
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[chuckles]
"Babe" it is.
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Moose milk!
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Tastes sweet,
straight from the teat.
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The Rock drinks it, and things
are going pretty good for him.
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If it's good enough for a baby
moose, it's good enough for you.
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What do you think, Sharon?
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I'd love to get
some local flavor.
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Ooh. I bet this will be
incredible for my gut biome.
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You bet it will.
Gut biome, butt biome,
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Pauly Shore's Bio-Dome.
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You ever seen that one?
Crackerjack sense of humor
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-on that kid.
-Now, I'm allergic
to cow's milk.
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Can I have this?
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-Sure.
-[gagging]
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I got a real moose hair.
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Incredible.
[coughing]
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[Beef]
That must be him.
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FisherMan#1!.
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He said he'd be wearing
a striped scarf.
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Well, this is
the perfect opportunity
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for me to simply leave him alone
and spend years
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wondering what might have been.
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You've been talking about
meeting this guy for weeks, Dad.
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You said-- and I quote--
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[deep voice] "I feel like
I've met my soul's first mate."
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But that was before I knew he
was a cruise ship captain, Wolf.
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Cruise captains
don't steer with finesse.
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They just push buttons
that say "stop," "go"
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and "announce buffet."
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It's like having training wheels
at sea. They're phonies.
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[regular voice]
Look, Dad, I'm not saying
you have to follow through
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on being best friends,
but maybe just go say hi.
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No way. There's a bunch of
other cruise captains in there.
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It's infested.
243
00:08:21,226 --> 00:08:22,575
Oh, shoot, Londra's coming.
Stop talking.
244
00:08:22,728 --> 00:08:24,227
I wasn't talking.
245
00:08:24,246 --> 00:08:27,005
Heya, Beef. Just popping in to
pick up some jalapeño poppers.
246
00:08:27,082 --> 00:08:28,823
If there's
any cruise captains in there,
247
00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:30,175
they'd better not try
to talk to me.
248
00:08:30,402 --> 00:08:33,011
Yeah, they're nasty. Yuck.
249
00:08:33,088 --> 00:08:35,755
Thank God she didn't
ask me why I was here.
250
00:08:35,907 --> 00:08:37,999
Oh, by the way,
why are you here?
251
00:08:38,093 --> 00:08:39,592
Oh. To mock,
252
00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,745
uh, that man through the window.
253
00:08:41,763 --> 00:08:43,913
Look at his stupid... stuff.
254
00:08:43,932 --> 00:08:44,947
[laughs]
255
00:08:45,008 --> 00:08:46,507
-Good one.
-[Beef] See, Wolf?
256
00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:49,753
Cruise captains
and boat captains don't mix.
257
00:08:49,846 --> 00:08:51,104
Dad, haven't you ever seen
258
00:08:51,256 --> 00:08:53,106
the BBC's
Pride and Prejudice miniseries
259
00:08:53,258 --> 00:08:54,424
starring Colin Firth?
260
00:08:54,517 --> 00:08:56,276
Or Joe Wright's
Pride & Prejudice movie
261
00:08:56,428 --> 00:08:57,702
starring Matthew Macfadyen?
262
00:08:57,929 --> 00:08:59,854
Of course. Judy's made me
watch each of those,
263
00:08:59,948 --> 00:09:01,447
-like, 20 times.
-Well, what if
264
00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,375
Lizzie Bennet
hadn't walked up to Netherfield
265
00:09:03,526 --> 00:09:05,544
to see if her sister
was super sick or whatever
266
00:09:05,695 --> 00:09:08,772
just 'cause she thought
she hated Mr. Darcy's guts?
267
00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:11,107
Right.
This is exactly like that.
268
00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,458
Bang-o bong-o, Dad.
269
00:09:12,611 --> 00:09:14,627
Put on some walking boots
and hike up your skirts.
270
00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:16,555
Jane Bennet needs you.
271
00:09:16,631 --> 00:09:19,465
Now, let's review--
what's the most important part
272
00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,725
of a rude dude rotation?
273
00:09:20,877 --> 00:09:22,619
Stay alert
and flirt, flirt, flirt.
274
00:09:22,712 --> 00:09:23,711
Judy, you got this.
275
00:09:23,789 --> 00:09:26,047
Go forth and make me proud.
276
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,141
Hey, babe.
Ready to hit the museum?
277
00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:29,383
They have a recalled quarter
278
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,069
where Washington
is accidentally blinking.
279
00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:32,720
I've actually never seen a coin.
280
00:09:32,814 --> 00:09:35,907
Wait till I tell the boys
from Mountwood Prep about this.
281
00:09:36,059 --> 00:09:37,650
Uh, give me a minute
to run to the ladies' room
282
00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,393
in, uh, a different building.
283
00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:41,413
Because... I don't want you
to hear me pee.
284
00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,082
-[chuckles] Just like Mother.
-[panting]
285
00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:45,308
Get your mouth on some moose.
286
00:09:45,401 --> 00:09:47,143
Oh, see how fast
that gal's running?
287
00:09:47,236 --> 00:09:48,753
She had some moose milk earlier.
288
00:09:48,905 --> 00:09:50,571
Great for energy.
And around here,
289
00:09:50,665 --> 00:09:52,148
it's known
as the fountain of youth.
290
00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:53,908
Ham, tell 'em how old you are.
291
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,577
Oh, I'm seventee... nine.
292
00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:57,578
And I'm 20.
293
00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:58,988
It works both ways.
294
00:09:59,007 --> 00:10:01,082
[pants, chuckles]
Hey, babe.
295
00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,342
[panting]
How are you?
296
00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:04,494
Oh, I'm suffering terribly.
297
00:10:04,512 --> 00:10:07,272
Great, great.
There's an open mic here today.
298
00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:09,924
Santiago Carpaccio
is unveiling his new sonnet
299
00:10:10,018 --> 00:10:10,942
"A Stork in the Road."
300
00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:12,444
It's about
his fertility journey.
301
00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:13,853
Sounds soulful.
302
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,574
[cries]
There's nothing left to teach.
303
00:10:18,434 --> 00:10:20,619
Mm. No, no, no, can't do it.
304
00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:21,620
-But, Dad--
-No!
305
00:10:21,847 --> 00:10:22,996
-[clears throat]
-Yes?
306
00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:24,105
May I help you?
307
00:10:24,182 --> 00:10:25,682
Sir, may I present my father--
308
00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:27,183
and your Internet friend--
309
00:10:27,202 --> 00:10:30,203
Captain Beef Tenderloin Tobin
of The Mighty Kathleen.
310
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,537
Oh, um, that can't...
311
00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,189
The Captain Tobin
I was speaking with
312
00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,874
captains a cruise vessel.
313
00:10:35,026 --> 00:10:37,543
-You take that back!
-Dad, Dad, take it easy.
314
00:10:37,696 --> 00:10:38,878
He just made a mistake.
315
00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,713
The Tobin I met
was intelligent and classy
316
00:10:40,866 --> 00:10:43,216
with an extensive knowledge
of deep water ports
317
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,793
on all seaboards,
foreign and domestic.
318
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,538
That could only be
a cruise captain.
319
00:10:48,556 --> 00:10:49,873
Well, the person
I was speaking with
320
00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:52,709
literally called himself
a Fisherman,
321
00:10:52,727 --> 00:10:54,544
number one, exclamation point!
322
00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:57,972
Yes, well, I am a man
and Fisher is my last name.
323
00:10:58,066 --> 00:11:00,825
I'm Captain
Cornelius Jazzy Fisher.
324
00:11:01,052 --> 00:11:03,161
It was obviously a mistake
to come in here,
325
00:11:03,312 --> 00:11:04,570
and I bid you farewell.
326
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,889
Look, I've captured
327
00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:08,074
my coconut shrimp
in a San Diego Jam Knot.
328
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,151
[Beef and Fisher]
Nonsense, that's a Bimini twist.
329
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,169
-[gasps]
-Oh.
330
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,897
Well, well, well,
that is a twist.
331
00:11:13,915 --> 00:11:16,065
Perhaps I've been
too hasty to judge you.
332
00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:18,510
Just like Lizzie
with Mr. Darcy at the ball.
333
00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:19,493
[gasps]
334
00:11:19,587 --> 00:11:20,828
Uh, well, if you were free,
335
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,573
perhaps it would interest you
to tour my boat?
336
00:11:23,575 --> 00:11:25,591
If, while walking,
we were to revisit
337
00:11:25,744 --> 00:11:28,502
our online conversation
about punctuality,
338
00:11:28,629 --> 00:11:31,080
I suppose I could stomach
a look around.
339
00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:33,416
-Wonderful.
-We should leave
separately, though.
340
00:11:33,435 --> 00:11:35,694
[chuckles] Agreed.
Tongues will wag.
341
00:11:35,845 --> 00:11:37,862
[Judy]
♪ Hanging out with you ♪
342
00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:40,181
♪ But it's kind of a secret ♪
343
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,774
♪ Yeah, we're having fun ♪
344
00:11:41,927 --> 00:11:44,110
♪ But we also should
keep it down ♪
345
00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:45,704
♪ 'Cause I'm kind of
being sneaky ♪
346
00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:47,947
♪ Hangin' with you ♪
347
00:11:48,099 --> 00:11:50,099
♪ But also real discreetly ♪
348
00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:51,376
♪ Hanging out
with this guy, too ♪
349
00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,878
♪ I like hanging out with you ♪
350
00:11:53,955 --> 00:11:55,939
♪ But shh, shh, shh, nope ♪
351
00:11:55,957 --> 00:11:57,198
♪ No, no, no, I said shush ♪
352
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,550
♪ Chill out, chill out! ♪
353
00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:00,109
♪ I'm quietly hanging out
with you. ♪
354
00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:02,628
-[horn blows]
-[screams]
355
00:12:02,781 --> 00:12:04,222
What a delightful tour.
356
00:12:04,449 --> 00:12:06,616
Apologies for judging you
upon meeting,
357
00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:09,060
I don't have anything against
you, personally, it's just...
358
00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:11,712
The right-of-way incidents
of '97, '02 and '09.
359
00:12:11,806 --> 00:12:13,732
I know. Changed things forever.
360
00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:15,959
-So many dead.
-None dead, but yes.
361
00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:19,571
I will admit that, sometimes,
my ilk can be a little flashy,
362
00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:22,815
but I've been captaining cruises
for many years now,
363
00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:24,075
and if I've learned anything,
364
00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:28,062
it's that a rising tide
raises all boat captains.
365
00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:29,414
I have the same philosophy.
366
00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,808
Dad, this is just like
when Lizzie realized
367
00:12:31,826 --> 00:12:34,068
that Mr. Darcy paid
for Lydia's dowry
368
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,478
to get Wickham to marry her.
369
00:12:35,497 --> 00:12:37,071
-You think I don't know that?
-[Fisher] Wait.
370
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,074
I know the perfect thing
to wrap up this afternoon.
371
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,076
Stay here. Boat right back.
372
00:12:42,245 --> 00:12:43,669
-[gasps] Londra.
-Beef.
373
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,430
Hey, I just sent you a text.
374
00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:46,672
Oh, great, great, great.
375
00:12:46,825 --> 00:12:47,766
A bunch of us captains
376
00:12:47,993 --> 00:12:49,342
are gonna hang tonight
on my boat
377
00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:50,827
to mock those cruiser losers
as they leave.
378
00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,271
I'm gonna have hard limeades
and tipsy iced teas,
379
00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:55,348
so it might get rowdy. You in?
380
00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:57,834
Yeah, totally. I hate cruises
381
00:12:57,927 --> 00:13:00,111
and their captains. Ick. Barf.
382
00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:01,187
They're the worst.
383
00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:04,032
Cruise Captains, P.U.!
384
00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:11,605
Cornelius Jazzy,
you heard that? I didn't--
385
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,941
No need to explain, Beef.
I know we're natural enemies.
386
00:13:14,035 --> 00:13:16,035
Somehow, hearing it
out loud, though,
387
00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:17,370
after all this time,
388
00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,690
208 minutes to be precise,
it stings.
389
00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:21,858
I'm so sorry.
390
00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:23,784
You can have
the snow cone, Beef.
391
00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:26,429
It will suit you. It's cold.
392
00:13:27,365 --> 00:13:29,198
Go to him, Dad. Make this right.
393
00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:31,534
I'm gonna stay here and try
to salvage this street cone.
394
00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:33,478
[chuckles] Couple pebbles
in the ice.
395
00:13:33,705 --> 00:13:35,146
Nothing I can't chew.
396
00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:38,041
Wow. I had no idea
a childless man
397
00:13:38,134 --> 00:13:40,301
in his middle years
could go through that much.
398
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,969
Yeah, really makes you think.
399
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,896
I'd love to tell you more
about my feelings.
400
00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,565
-[Judy] Uh, okay. Oh.
-Dinner tonight?
401
00:13:45,717 --> 00:13:48,234
You know it, babe. But bye
for now. Okay, bye-bye, goodbye.
402
00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:49,886
I was able to reach my assistant
403
00:13:49,904 --> 00:13:51,404
who reached
my father's assistant,
404
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,481
and I have permission
to stay ashore a few more hours.
405
00:13:54,576 --> 00:13:55,558
That's great.
406
00:13:55,577 --> 00:13:56,984
They wired me $2,000,
407
00:13:57,062 --> 00:13:58,319
so should we do dinner later?
408
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,839
Do you have restaurants here?
409
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:03,675
Uh-huh. I usually just have
a bowl of kibble on the floor,
410
00:14:03,826 --> 00:14:05,068
but I'd love to try one.
411
00:14:05,086 --> 00:14:07,161
-Great, see you tonight.
-Honeybee,
412
00:14:07,255 --> 00:14:08,513
okay, Missy Elliott was correct.
413
00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:10,331
I worked it,
and it was worth it, and--
414
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,499
Judy, did you put your thing
down, flip it, and reverse it?
415
00:14:12,594 --> 00:14:16,095
Not yet, but that's what
dinner is f... Oh, wow.
416
00:14:16,247 --> 00:14:17,671
Um, excuse me?
417
00:14:17,765 --> 00:14:20,007
Do you know if this place
has worker's gloves?
418
00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:21,434
For these hands?
419
00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:23,769
Mamma Mia 2. Here We Go Again.
420
00:14:23,922 --> 00:14:25,438
I mean, uh, uh,
yeah, they should.
421
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,514
Are you some kind of
dirty... worker?
422
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,109
Oh, I'm in engineering
on the Tundra King Cruise,
423
00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:31,611
even though I'm only 17.
424
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,447
I got diagnosed with being
too rugged for high school.
425
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,099
I work with my hands.
426
00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:39,102
These beautiful, broken hands.
427
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,378
Oh, wow, perfect.
428
00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:42,622
Uh, are you doing anything
for dinner tonight?
429
00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:44,790
[Dirt]
Put a little on your psoriasis,
honey, trust me.
430
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,609
I soak my legs in it
every night,
431
00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:47,627
and now I can do the splits.
432
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,461
Bad news, Dirt,
433
00:14:48,613 --> 00:14:50,279
we're running low on hair.
434
00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:51,222
Maybe I've been putting
435
00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:52,539
too many scoops in each cup.
436
00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,800
Nah, that's what sells it.
You did perfect.
437
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,453
Luckily, I know where
to get more hair.
438
00:14:57,455 --> 00:14:58,712
Oh, no.
439
00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,215
I guess this is what
being an intern is.
440
00:15:01,309 --> 00:15:02,808
I gave more of myself
than I wanted,
441
00:15:02,961 --> 00:15:04,903
but it'll be worth it
in a few years
442
00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:08,281
when I get promoted
to full-time grifter.
443
00:15:09,392 --> 00:15:11,484
Permission to sit
and dangle, Captain?
444
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,911
Permission denied.
445
00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:14,820
A cruise ship captain
and a boat captain
446
00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:16,247
were never meant to be friends.
447
00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:17,823
The world will never understand.
448
00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,642
[sighs] I suppose you're right,
449
00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:22,286
-but I'll never forget today.
-Me neither.
450
00:15:22,439 --> 00:15:25,423
Well, I guess it's time for me
to head to my friend's boat
451
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,650
to make fun of you
and your friends.
452
00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:29,986
And I must do the same
with my cruise captain friends.
453
00:15:30,155 --> 00:15:32,155
We gather at the
Caviar Dreams caviar bar
454
00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:35,508
aboard the Princess for
a last hurrah before we depart.
455
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,827
I'll think of you
whenever I see a Bimini twist
456
00:15:37,996 --> 00:15:40,663
or someone who doesn't
dress very well.
457
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:45,184
[Londra]
So, then I said, "Well,
at least I don't smell like
458
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,094
-hot tub water."
-[laughter]
459
00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:50,782
Beef, did you not hear
my cruise captain burn?
460
00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:51,765
Beef?
461
00:15:51,859 --> 00:15:54,360
No, I did. [forced laugh]
462
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,287
[gasps] Oh, oh, oh,
you're gonna love this.
463
00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:57,956
Ivan's got a bunch
of rotten chum,
464
00:15:58,107 --> 00:16:00,349
and he said we should
sneak on board that cruise
465
00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:03,277
and dump it down
their twirly pool slide.
466
00:16:03,371 --> 00:16:05,037
But that's
Captain Fisher's boat.
467
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,130
-Who?
-[Beef] Um...
468
00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:07,298
Captain Fisher.
469
00:16:07,408 --> 00:16:10,134
I know about him
because I don't like him
470
00:16:10,286 --> 00:16:13,304
and think we should do
the slide thing. For sure.
471
00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:15,807
Oh, Beef, you should bring
your antique trident.
472
00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:18,792
You can pop their inflatable
Chilly Princess mascot,
473
00:16:18,886 --> 00:16:21,037
-Princess Chilly.
-Oh, I, uh--
474
00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:23,039
Yeah. Let's go show
those rich jerks
475
00:16:23,057 --> 00:16:26,042
-who really has
the right-of-way.
-[cheers]
476
00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:28,695
O Captain. My Captain.
477
00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:35,493
[Londra]
You go pop the Princess, Beef,
478
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,737
-then we'll chum the waters.
-[Beef] Certainly.
479
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,072
-Mm...
-Go on, do it.
480
00:16:40,225 --> 00:16:43,167
What's the holdup?
Pop it, pop it, pop it!
481
00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:48,064
[Fisher]
A rising tide raises
all boat captains.
482
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,658
Why you stopping? You gonna poop
in one of the lounge chairs?
483
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,011
I'm ready if you are.
484
00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:56,405
-No. I won't poop on my friend.
-[all gasp]
485
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,074
That's right,
the captain of this boat,
486
00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:01,519
Captain Cornelius Jazzy Fisher,
is my friend.
487
00:17:01,746 --> 00:17:02,836
Friend? What the--
488
00:17:02,963 --> 00:17:05,248
Yes, his boat is big,
and I cannot lie,
489
00:17:05,266 --> 00:17:06,840
but so is his heart,
490
00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:09,009
and I was wrong
to hide our friendship.
491
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,612
So now, I'm going to run to him.
492
00:17:14,759 --> 00:17:16,259
Bup, bup, bup. Wristband, sir?
493
00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:18,018
I don't have a wristband
on my wrist,
494
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,930
but I have a heart band
for your captain.
495
00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:23,099
Oh, why didn't you say so?
Go on through.
496
00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:24,784
I did say so, but thank you.
497
00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,045
Yes, I guess
you did say so. My bad.
498
00:17:27,272 --> 00:17:28,621
-No worries.
-I'll, uh,
499
00:17:28,773 --> 00:17:30,439
try to be clearer
in the future, in my language.
500
00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:33,109
-You know, the challenge--
-May I continue running
to my friend?
501
00:17:33,127 --> 00:17:35,369
Yes, of course.
502
00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:36,870
Nice one, Greg.
503
00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:39,390
Hey, Judy, here to get you
prepped for the final phase.
504
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:41,208
You're about to be
so proud of me.
505
00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:44,228
I actually planned three dates
here at the restaurant.
506
00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:45,546
Three? Judy, no.
507
00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,124
My rules only work
for two dates, not three.
508
00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:49,400
Honeybee, I have to do this.
509
00:17:49,552 --> 00:17:53,312
I got three meaty bones in there
and mama's hungry!
510
00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:55,222
But three dates in one big room?
511
00:17:55,316 --> 00:17:56,908
The science
isn't even close on that.
512
00:17:57,059 --> 00:18:00,411
I need this!
[screams, panting]
513
00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:01,913
You know what?
You're kind of freaking me out,
514
00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:04,749
so just get in there and do
whatever you're gonna do.
515
00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:06,309
[overlapping chatter]
516
00:18:06,327 --> 00:18:10,646
[clears throat] Hello.
I'm looking for Captain Fisher.
517
00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:11,738
And who are you?
518
00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:14,667
I am Beef Tobin,
a fishing boat captain.
519
00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:16,001
[clamoring, hissing]
520
00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,003
Well, this is
a cruise captains' hangout,
521
00:18:18,156 --> 00:18:20,714
so why don't you scurry along
back to your side of the docks
522
00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:22,600
and drink a nice
hot cup of chum.
523
00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:24,343
Stand down, Captain Tennille.
524
00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:27,939
I'll ask you not to speak
that way to my friend.
525
00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:29,089
[all gasp]
526
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,942
Well, looks like we found
527
00:18:31,018 --> 00:18:32,501
Romeo and Cruise-liette.
528
00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,928
So, is Greg just letting
anyone come in here?
529
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,172
Is there no security?
530
00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:38,174
Now, now, let's all calm down.
531
00:18:38,192 --> 00:18:39,784
There's no reason
for this feud to continue.
532
00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:43,679
Let's just talk like reasonable
maritime professionals. [grunts]
533
00:18:43,698 --> 00:18:45,623
-Caviar?
-Hey, who-- Chum?
534
00:18:45,774 --> 00:18:48,351
Caviar fight.
Everyone to your positions.
535
00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:50,461
-[tourist] Hey.
-Uh-oh.
536
00:18:50,613 --> 00:18:53,464
You lied to me.
I was in the bathroom all day
537
00:18:53,574 --> 00:18:54,707
with lactose diarrhea.
538
00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:56,525
And I had to stand there
and give her toilet paper,
539
00:18:56,544 --> 00:18:58,952
-over and over again.
-You had to?
540
00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,139
We didn't even
get to see the town.
541
00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:02,789
Meh, it's not that great.
542
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,050
That's not moose milk.
I want my money back.
543
00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,687
Grab what you can and run!
544
00:19:08,723 --> 00:19:10,130
Oh, sweet, they have food.
545
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,875
I'm just going to go
to the bathroom to freshen up
546
00:19:12,894 --> 00:19:14,801
'cause I am not fresh. [laughs]
547
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,320
-Hey, babe.
-Hey.
548
00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:18,805
I bought you this.
It was expensive.
549
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,973
Oh, my gosh, you are so sweet,
550
00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,567
but this table is so drafty,
am I right?
551
00:19:21,719 --> 00:19:23,661
I'm gonna go ask the waiter
to switch us, okay, Tyler?
552
00:19:23,738 --> 00:19:25,163
Who? Oh, she's already gone.
553
00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:28,649
[pants] Rayne. Whew. You ready
for dessert? [chuckles]
554
00:19:28,743 --> 00:19:30,075
We just sat down.
555
00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:32,578
Yeah, but they got to flip
tables, Graham. I mean, Judy.
556
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,248
I mean, Tyler. I mean, babe.
[screams] Got to run. [chuckles]
557
00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:38,825
Well, we can't switch tables.
558
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,995
Were we gonna switch tables?
Where did you get a corsage?
559
00:19:42,089 --> 00:19:44,640
Isn't that funny, though?
I'll be right back.
560
00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:46,726
Um...
561
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:49,103
Love the new table.
562
00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:54,250
Judy, why are you under a table?
563
00:19:54,419 --> 00:19:57,086
-Are you hiding
from your servants?
-I can explain.
564
00:19:57,104 --> 00:19:59,530
And-and the explanation is...
565
00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:01,424
Uh, well...
566
00:20:01,442 --> 00:20:03,609
I'm on a date
with all three of you.
567
00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:07,613
Oh, yeah, I'm here on two dates
as well. You and her.
568
00:20:07,765 --> 00:20:08,931
Oh, hey, Kima.
569
00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:11,784
Hey, Judy. I'm here
with him, him and him.
570
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,213
I'm also here with him and you
and them and her.
571
00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:17,773
All right, great, I'm gonna
start kissing now. Is that fine?
572
00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:20,443
-Yep.
-[all moaning]
573
00:20:20,445 --> 00:20:21,961
♪ ♪
574
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,055
Every spring with this.
575
00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:26,540
Mateo, get the hose.
576
00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,968
[all clamoring]
577
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,712
Well, I guess we were right,
we really can't be friends.
578
00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:33,456
[laughs] I guess not.
579
00:20:33,549 --> 00:20:36,459
Maybe one day,
we'll see each other again.
580
00:20:36,477 --> 00:20:37,884
In this life or the next.
581
00:20:37,979 --> 00:20:40,404
Or in, like, a month and a half
when the Chilly Princess
582
00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:41,814
is scheduled to dock here again.
583
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,242
And also online,
like, all the time.
584
00:20:44,469 --> 00:20:46,744
[chuckles] You got it, buddy.
585
00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:48,913
[ship horn blows]
586
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,939
[Dirt, Ham and Moon panting]
587
00:20:51,976 --> 00:20:54,252
-Hey, guys. You get caught?
-Not yet.
588
00:20:54,328 --> 00:20:56,370
Trip one of them
for us if you can.
589
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,482
I'll do my best.
See you at home.
590
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,984
♪ Jeremy Crash,
hot piece of ass ♪
591
00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:04,262
♪ He's an injury attorney ♪
592
00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:06,264
♪ And I'm on a sensual journey ♪
593
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,433
♪ When I drive by his billboard
my horn goes beep, beep, beep ♪
594
00:21:09,585 --> 00:21:11,510
♪ I want to file a case
with him, please ♪
595
00:21:11,662 --> 00:21:13,345
♪ Hit me with
your Jeep, Jeep, Jeep ♪
596
00:21:13,514 --> 00:21:16,348
♪ He's got a legal duty
to investigate Judy ♪
597
00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:20,278
♪ Injury attorney,
I'm on a sensual journey ♪
598
00:21:20,429 --> 00:21:23,839
♪ You have permission
to approach my bench ♪
599
00:21:23,858 --> 00:21:26,008
♪ I hope you won't object ♪
600
00:21:26,027 --> 00:21:27,526
♪ When my kiss is French ♪
601
00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:29,453
♪ Jeremy Crash,
hot piece of ass. ♪
602
00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:31,680
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603
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