1 00:00:03,229 --> 00:00:04,837 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 2 00:00:04,913 --> 00:00:06,079 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 3 00:00:06,232 --> 00:00:07,655 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 4 00:00:07,675 --> 00:00:11,510 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 5 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:15,431 [cheering] 6 00:00:16,467 --> 00:00:18,183 [sighs] 7 00:00:18,260 --> 00:00:20,335 -Hey, Judy. -Easy for you to say. 8 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,003 Whoa, what's got you down in the dumps? 9 00:00:22,097 --> 00:00:23,764 Did your dad make you spend the whole weekend 10 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:25,507 -at the dump again? -No. 11 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:27,084 The thing is, Alanis, it's spring. 12 00:00:27,177 --> 00:00:29,770 That time of year when I should be getting my Jude groove on. 13 00:00:29,922 --> 00:00:32,272 You know, loving and leaving, kissing and quitting, 14 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:34,516 first base and then get out of my face. 15 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:36,535 I get it. You should be making out under the dock. 16 00:00:36,762 --> 00:00:37,944 Staying out until 10:00. 17 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:40,447 Abso-slut-ly I should, but I am currently 18 00:00:40,599 --> 00:00:42,766 in a wasteland of no boy-related excitement. 19 00:00:42,785 --> 00:00:45,619 My friends and I went through the yearbook yesterday to look, 20 00:00:45,771 --> 00:00:46,879 in detail, at every boy 21 00:00:47,030 --> 00:00:48,789 and I didn't feel a thing for any of them. 22 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:51,275 Oh, no, this is a medical emergency. 23 00:00:51,293 --> 00:00:53,126 Yeah, I know, I'm all riled up. 24 00:00:53,279 --> 00:00:54,553 And it's not just that it's spring. 25 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:57,038 There's also a full moon, plus personal injury attorney 26 00:00:57,132 --> 00:00:58,873 Jeremy Crash has that new billboard, 27 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,784 and you know how I feel about him. 28 00:01:00,877 --> 00:01:02,710 [moans] He's so hot and obnoxious, 29 00:01:02,879 --> 00:01:04,454 bragging that he can "get you off." 30 00:01:04,473 --> 00:01:06,790 It's like, uh, prove it, Jeremy. [laughs] 31 00:01:06,883 --> 00:01:08,734 [groans] The snow is melting 32 00:01:08,885 --> 00:01:10,477 and all I see are logs! 33 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,462 And you know what logs look like. 34 00:01:12,631 --> 00:01:13,721 [laughs] Oh, I know. 35 00:01:13,774 --> 00:01:15,574 -Penises! -I said I knew. 36 00:01:15,801 --> 00:01:16,817 I don't even want romance. 37 00:01:16,893 --> 00:01:18,635 I'm just looking for a beautiful face 38 00:01:18,654 --> 00:01:19,820 with a bad personality. 39 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,896 So you're having a horndog moment 40 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,749 but there's no meaty bones in the yard. 41 00:01:23,900 --> 00:01:25,417 Exactly. And so beautifully said. 42 00:01:25,644 --> 00:01:27,644 [groans] Maybe it's time to freeze my eggs 43 00:01:27,663 --> 00:01:30,071 -and focus on my career. -Hey, you can't give up yet. 44 00:01:30,132 --> 00:01:31,998 Maybe find a young, disillusioned drifter 45 00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:33,258 to suck face with. 46 00:01:33,410 --> 00:01:34,760 Try the bus stop near the jail. 47 00:01:34,911 --> 00:01:37,003 -Or the Grammy Awards. -[foghorn blows] -[gasps] 48 00:01:37,098 --> 00:01:39,431 That horn-- tomorrow is cruise docking day. 49 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,658 Those ships are always filled with annoying adults, 50 00:01:41,677 --> 00:01:42,935 and I bet some of them brought 51 00:01:43,162 --> 00:01:44,661 their annoying teen sons on spring break. 52 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:46,179 Yes. The meaty bones! 53 00:01:46,332 --> 00:01:47,848 They're on the ships, Judy. 54 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,608 Run to them. 55 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:50,925 [Wolf] Uh, 56 00:01:50,945 --> 00:01:52,352 what's going on there, Aunt Dirt? 57 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,779 You doing the Goop milk cleanse? 58 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:57,007 I tried it once. Almost died, but skin was radiant. 59 00:01:57,025 --> 00:01:59,451 No, idiot. I'm preparing my product to con 60 00:01:59,603 --> 00:02:01,453 the cruise noobs into paying me a fortune 61 00:02:01,605 --> 00:02:04,289 for a glass of genuine Alaskan moose milk. 62 00:02:04,441 --> 00:02:07,367 You just mix a little human hair into regular old cow's milk, 63 00:02:07,519 --> 00:02:09,611 and, boom-- some dum-dum from Delaware 64 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:10,871 is forking over a 20. 65 00:02:11,023 --> 00:02:12,614 So, that trash bag is filled with... 66 00:02:12,708 --> 00:02:15,283 Human hair clippings from Yolanda's salon. 67 00:02:15,361 --> 00:02:16,710 Normally, she just throws 'em out. 68 00:02:16,862 --> 00:02:18,528 Can you believe that? Wasteful. 69 00:02:18,697 --> 00:02:20,881 And me and Ham are gonna be Aunt Dirt's scam interns. 70 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:23,475 We don't get any of the money, but we get the opportunity 71 00:02:23,627 --> 00:02:24,959 to learn the business. 72 00:02:25,053 --> 00:02:26,979 Normally, I would tell you not to help your great aunt 73 00:02:27,130 --> 00:02:29,481 con people, but cruise ship patrons 74 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:30,983 are barely people. 75 00:02:31,134 --> 00:02:33,727 Beef, speaking of ships, isn't today the big day? 76 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,046 Indeed. My Internet pen pal, 77 00:02:36,064 --> 00:02:37,639 @FisherMan#1!, 78 00:02:37,733 --> 00:02:40,734 and I are set to meet at the Toe in the Snow Tavern, 79 00:02:40,886 --> 00:02:43,328 if he's not delayed by those bloated water pigs. 80 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,555 I may even go down to the dock and surprise him. 81 00:02:45,649 --> 00:02:47,557 I love a surprise meetup before a planned meetup. 82 00:02:47,651 --> 00:02:49,501 Like when you run into your dentist at the farmer's market 83 00:02:49,653 --> 00:02:51,319 right before your scheduled appointment. 84 00:02:51,397 --> 00:02:54,080 We've bonded so much online over our shared love of knots, 85 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:57,176 the finer points of maritime law and, of course, 86 00:02:57,403 --> 00:02:59,903 dangling our feet over the edge of a boardwalk. 87 00:02:59,922 --> 00:03:02,014 He dangles, too? Oh, he's a keeper. 88 00:03:02,165 --> 00:03:03,998 -Well, good morning, Judy. -Yeah, yeah. Got to go. 89 00:03:04,018 --> 00:03:05,258 I'm on a tight schedule to go get some ass. 90 00:03:05,411 --> 00:03:06,910 [door opens, closes] 91 00:03:06,912 --> 00:03:10,004 Well, that's the first time I've ever respected that girl. 92 00:03:10,098 --> 00:03:12,006 [grumbling] 93 00:03:12,100 --> 00:03:14,751 -Where are the boys? -[exclaims gently] 94 00:03:14,770 --> 00:03:16,177 -Ow! -Oh, sorry about that. 95 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:18,605 [gasps] Ah-woo-ga! 96 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:19,773 I mean, hi. That was hi. 97 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,925 "Hello" is what I mean to say. Hi-hi. 98 00:03:22,018 --> 00:03:24,185 Hey, I'm Graham. My family and I just arrived. 99 00:03:24,205 --> 00:03:25,687 I haven't seen you before. 100 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,022 Are you and your family in steerage? 101 00:03:28,116 --> 00:03:29,115 With the chickens? 102 00:03:29,268 --> 00:03:30,267 Oh, uh, no. 103 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:31,543 I'm actually from Lone Moose. 104 00:03:31,695 --> 00:03:34,713 Fascinating. And does your family own the town? 105 00:03:34,864 --> 00:03:36,048 Nope. We just live here. 106 00:03:36,275 --> 00:03:38,108 Do you happen to know where I could find a copy 107 00:03:38,126 --> 00:03:39,218 of Rich Boy Quarterly? 108 00:03:39,369 --> 00:03:40,702 My fencing partner is in it 109 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,279 and I'm extremely jealous. 110 00:03:42,372 --> 00:03:43,947 [Judy] Okay, wow, I hate this person, 111 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:46,374 but he is also very hot and those two things are actually 112 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,060 working together in a wild way. 113 00:03:48,287 --> 00:03:50,120 Uh, how about I show you around? 114 00:03:50,122 --> 00:03:51,396 Sure. I'll meet you back here in an hour 115 00:03:51,548 --> 00:03:53,457 after I find and burn my friend's magazine. 116 00:03:53,517 --> 00:03:55,642 You could show me all your local banks? 117 00:03:55,719 --> 00:03:58,628 Uh, we only have one, but there is an ATM in the grocery store. 118 00:03:58,722 --> 00:04:00,572 A grocery store. [laughs] 119 00:04:00,724 --> 00:04:03,659 I look forward to finding out what that is, too. 120 00:04:05,246 --> 00:04:08,563 Do you see your FisherMan#1!, Dad? 121 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:12,142 Well, his fishing vessel is called the Chilly Princess. 122 00:04:12,235 --> 00:04:14,995 But I can't see it in this parade of floating casinos. 123 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:16,922 What kind of captain would even take a job 124 00:04:17,073 --> 00:04:18,164 running a cruise ship? 125 00:04:18,241 --> 00:04:20,241 Someone flashy and trashy. [groans] 126 00:04:20,335 --> 00:04:23,153 Good lord. Those cruise ships need to yield 127 00:04:23,155 --> 00:04:24,488 to the fishing vessels. 128 00:04:24,581 --> 00:04:25,747 The last thing we need is a repeat 129 00:04:25,841 --> 00:04:27,915 of the '97 Lone Moose Massacre. 130 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,175 So many lives lost. 131 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:30,827 Actually, no one died. 132 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:31,995 But they could have. 133 00:04:32,088 --> 00:04:34,180 What about the Death Cliff Death Run of '02 134 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:36,166 and the Seward Slaughter in '09? 135 00:04:36,259 --> 00:04:37,684 Those were pretty deadly, huh? 136 00:04:37,836 --> 00:04:39,686 Well, not technically deadly. 137 00:04:39,838 --> 00:04:41,280 All parties were unscathed. 138 00:04:41,431 --> 00:04:43,189 But that's only because the fishing boats 139 00:04:43,358 --> 00:04:45,342 let those crap-tubs have the right of way. 140 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,119 Oh, look. We got a big one coming in. 141 00:04:47,270 --> 00:04:48,695 Bet this'll be stupid. 142 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:50,530 [Beef] Huh. Well, at least that cruise captain doesn't need 143 00:04:50,682 --> 00:04:52,774 a tugboat to help him pull in properly. 144 00:04:52,868 --> 00:04:55,352 Wait, what did you say your friend's boat was called? 145 00:04:55,370 --> 00:04:56,520 The Chilly Princess. 146 00:04:56,538 --> 00:04:57,203 Why? Do you see her? 147 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:58,946 Oh, I see her all right. 148 00:04:58,966 --> 00:05:02,116 [Beef] Where? This huge water hippo is blocking my whole view. 149 00:05:02,194 --> 00:05:06,120 [Wolf] That water hippo is the Chilly Princess. 150 00:05:06,198 --> 00:05:07,622 But, no, it can't be. 151 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:08,974 My friend is... 152 00:05:09,125 --> 00:05:10,867 my enemy? 153 00:05:10,886 --> 00:05:12,218 [Judy] Okay, okay, 154 00:05:12,371 --> 00:05:14,204 okay. I need an afternoon date eyeliner 155 00:05:14,222 --> 00:05:18,224 that screams "she's loose as a goose in Lone Moose." 156 00:05:18,877 --> 00:05:19,967 -Oh, sorry. -No, I'm sorry. 157 00:05:20,062 --> 00:05:21,561 -[chuckles softly] Here. -Thanks. 158 00:05:21,713 --> 00:05:23,730 I use eyeliner as a pencil when I do my sketches, 159 00:05:23,882 --> 00:05:25,973 but I dropped mine over the side of the cruise. 160 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,476 Well, they actually have pencil pencils, like, 161 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:32,164 -right over-- -Um, actually, I'm doing some art about feminism, 162 00:05:32,391 --> 00:05:33,390 so that's why I use makeup. 163 00:05:33,483 --> 00:05:35,316 It's kind of a comment on a comment. 164 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:37,410 I can explain it to you if you want. 165 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,113 [Judy] Wow. Ew. This know-it-all who thinks he invented art 166 00:05:40,265 --> 00:05:41,581 is awful but hot, 167 00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:43,733 and that is totally doing it for me. 168 00:05:43,827 --> 00:05:45,919 You, uh, looking for a little company, sailor? 169 00:05:46,071 --> 00:05:48,363 Well, I like to block out an hour a day 170 00:05:48,365 --> 00:05:49,739 to blame my parents for things. 171 00:05:49,741 --> 00:05:50,998 But I'm free after that. 172 00:05:51,167 --> 00:05:53,760 Great. I'll meet you down by the docks this afternoon. 173 00:05:53,912 --> 00:05:55,745 Cool. Yeah. If I'm not overwhelmed 174 00:05:55,764 --> 00:05:58,840 by the weight of the world, uh, I'll guess I'll see ya. 175 00:05:58,934 --> 00:06:00,584 [gasps] Oh, no. I was so distracted 176 00:06:00,602 --> 00:06:02,694 by that obnoxious hottie I forgot that I made a date 177 00:06:02,846 --> 00:06:04,196 with the other obnoxious hottie. 178 00:06:04,347 --> 00:06:05,864 I'm definitely in over my boobs. 179 00:06:06,015 --> 00:06:07,273 I better call for backup. 180 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,426 At the very least so that I stop talking to myself. 181 00:06:09,444 --> 00:06:11,995 -What? -Nothing. Mind your own business, Vera! 182 00:06:15,376 --> 00:06:17,859 Judy, I got your 911 text with the seven heart emojis 183 00:06:17,953 --> 00:06:19,378 and the face going like this... 184 00:06:19,529 --> 00:06:21,380 and figured that meant love emergency? 185 00:06:21,531 --> 00:06:24,608 It did. My hungry little hormones scrambled my brain, 186 00:06:24,701 --> 00:06:26,367 and now I have dates with two equally hot 187 00:06:26,536 --> 00:06:28,202 but unlikeable guys this afternoon. 188 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:29,579 Should I cancel? [whimpers] 189 00:06:29,706 --> 00:06:30,947 Should I run? 190 00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:32,373 No, Judy, calm down. There's nothing wrong 191 00:06:32,467 --> 00:06:34,284 with fanning a couple flames at the same time. 192 00:06:34,377 --> 00:06:36,636 Before I met Wolf, I was very active on the dating apps. 193 00:06:36,713 --> 00:06:39,623 I became an expert on rocking a rude dude rotation. 194 00:06:39,641 --> 00:06:42,626 I'll teach you how to balance both these guys at once. 195 00:06:42,719 --> 00:06:44,886 Oh. Huh. Yes, two boys does mean 196 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,738 more chances for a messy make-out 197 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,389 and a upstairs honk-a honk-a. 198 00:06:48,409 --> 00:06:50,575 And I need that or I'll-- and I'm not exaggerating-- 199 00:06:50,727 --> 00:06:51,910 probably die! 200 00:06:52,061 --> 00:06:53,803 Been there. All right, first things first. 201 00:06:53,822 --> 00:06:54,913 ABB. 202 00:06:55,064 --> 00:06:56,748 Ask for butt butter? 203 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,808 No. Why would you... [sighs] 204 00:06:58,827 --> 00:07:00,310 Always be babe-ing. 205 00:07:00,328 --> 00:07:02,904 From this moment forward, these boys do not have names. 206 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,331 Call them both "babe" so you don't accidentally mix them up. 207 00:07:05,484 --> 00:07:08,168 You can also use "cutie," but I don't think you can pull it off. 208 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,170 Not a chance. I'm clinging on by my fingertips here. 209 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,413 [chuckles] "Babe" it is. 210 00:07:12,507 --> 00:07:13,506 Moose milk! 211 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,492 Tastes sweet, straight from the teat. 212 00:07:15,619 --> 00:07:17,602 The Rock drinks it, and things are going pretty good for him. 213 00:07:17,679 --> 00:07:20,755 If it's good enough for a baby moose, it's good enough for you. 214 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:21,998 What do you think, Sharon? 215 00:07:22,017 --> 00:07:23,758 I'd love to get some local flavor. 216 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,519 Ooh. I bet this will be incredible for my gut biome. 217 00:07:26,672 --> 00:07:29,430 You bet it will. Gut biome, butt biome, 218 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:30,765 Pauly Shore's Bio-Dome. 219 00:07:30,859 --> 00:07:33,510 You ever seen that one? Crackerjack sense of humor 220 00:07:33,603 --> 00:07:36,029 -on that kid. -Now, I'm allergic to cow's milk. 221 00:07:36,181 --> 00:07:37,456 Can I have this? 222 00:07:37,607 --> 00:07:39,458 -Sure. -[gagging] 223 00:07:39,685 --> 00:07:40,625 I got a real moose hair. 224 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,627 Incredible. [coughing] 225 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,187 [Beef] That must be him. 226 00:07:44,189 --> 00:07:46,798 FisherMan#1!. 227 00:07:46,950 --> 00:07:48,967 He said he'd be wearing a striped scarf. 228 00:07:49,118 --> 00:07:50,710 Well, this is the perfect opportunity 229 00:07:50,862 --> 00:07:53,196 for me to simply leave him alone and spend years 230 00:07:53,215 --> 00:07:54,622 wondering what might have been. 231 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:56,624 You've been talking about meeting this guy for weeks, Dad. 232 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:57,976 You said-- and I quote-- 233 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,870 [deep voice] "I feel like I've met my soul's first mate." 234 00:08:00,889 --> 00:08:03,890 But that was before I knew he was a cruise ship captain, Wolf. 235 00:08:04,042 --> 00:08:06,133 Cruise captains don't steer with finesse. 236 00:08:06,228 --> 00:08:08,712 They just push buttons that say "stop," "go" 237 00:08:08,730 --> 00:08:10,063 and "announce buffet." 238 00:08:10,215 --> 00:08:12,398 It's like having training wheels at sea. They're phonies. 239 00:08:12,493 --> 00:08:14,384 [regular voice] Look, Dad, I'm not saying you have to follow through 240 00:08:14,402 --> 00:08:17,070 on being best friends, but maybe just go say hi. 241 00:08:17,222 --> 00:08:19,556 No way. There's a bunch of other cruise captains in there. 242 00:08:19,574 --> 00:08:20,999 It's infested. 243 00:08:21,226 --> 00:08:22,575 Oh, shoot, Londra's coming. Stop talking. 244 00:08:22,728 --> 00:08:24,227 I wasn't talking. 245 00:08:24,246 --> 00:08:27,005 Heya, Beef. Just popping in to pick up some jalapeño poppers. 246 00:08:27,082 --> 00:08:28,823 If there's any cruise captains in there, 247 00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:30,175 they'd better not try to talk to me. 248 00:08:30,402 --> 00:08:33,011 Yeah, they're nasty. Yuck. 249 00:08:33,088 --> 00:08:35,755 Thank God she didn't ask me why I was here. 250 00:08:35,907 --> 00:08:37,999 Oh, by the way, why are you here? 251 00:08:38,093 --> 00:08:39,592 Oh. To mock, 252 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:41,745 uh, that man through the window. 253 00:08:41,763 --> 00:08:43,913 Look at his stupid... stuff. 254 00:08:43,932 --> 00:08:44,947 [laughs] 255 00:08:45,008 --> 00:08:46,507 -Good one. -[Beef] See, Wolf? 256 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:49,753 Cruise captains and boat captains don't mix. 257 00:08:49,846 --> 00:08:51,104 Dad, haven't you ever seen 258 00:08:51,256 --> 00:08:53,106 the BBC's Pride and Prejudice miniseries 259 00:08:53,258 --> 00:08:54,424 starring Colin Firth? 260 00:08:54,517 --> 00:08:56,276 Or Joe Wright's Pride & Prejudice movie 261 00:08:56,428 --> 00:08:57,702 starring Matthew Macfadyen? 262 00:08:57,929 --> 00:08:59,854 Of course. Judy's made me watch each of those, 263 00:08:59,948 --> 00:09:01,447 -like, 20 times. -Well, what if 264 00:09:01,542 --> 00:09:03,375 Lizzie Bennet hadn't walked up to Netherfield 265 00:09:03,526 --> 00:09:05,544 to see if her sister was super sick or whatever 266 00:09:05,695 --> 00:09:08,772 just 'cause she thought she hated Mr. Darcy's guts? 267 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:11,107 Right. This is exactly like that. 268 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,458 Bang-o bong-o, Dad. 269 00:09:12,611 --> 00:09:14,627 Put on some walking boots and hike up your skirts. 270 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:16,555 Jane Bennet needs you. 271 00:09:16,631 --> 00:09:19,465 Now, let's review-- what's the most important part 272 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,725 of a rude dude rotation? 273 00:09:20,877 --> 00:09:22,619 Stay alert and flirt, flirt, flirt. 274 00:09:22,712 --> 00:09:23,711 Judy, you got this. 275 00:09:23,789 --> 00:09:26,047 Go forth and make me proud. 276 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,141 Hey, babe. Ready to hit the museum? 277 00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:29,383 They have a recalled quarter 278 00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:31,069 where Washington is accidentally blinking. 279 00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:32,720 I've actually never seen a coin. 280 00:09:32,814 --> 00:09:35,907 Wait till I tell the boys from Mountwood Prep about this. 281 00:09:36,059 --> 00:09:37,650 Uh, give me a minute to run to the ladies' room 282 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,393 in, uh, a different building. 283 00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:41,413 Because... I don't want you to hear me pee. 284 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:44,082 -[chuckles] Just like Mother. -[panting] 285 00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:45,308 Get your mouth on some moose. 286 00:09:45,401 --> 00:09:47,143 Oh, see how fast that gal's running? 287 00:09:47,236 --> 00:09:48,753 She had some moose milk earlier. 288 00:09:48,905 --> 00:09:50,571 Great for energy. And around here, 289 00:09:50,665 --> 00:09:52,148 it's known as the fountain of youth. 290 00:09:52,241 --> 00:09:53,908 Ham, tell 'em how old you are. 291 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,577 Oh, I'm seventee... nine. 292 00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:57,578 And I'm 20. 293 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:58,988 It works both ways. 294 00:09:59,007 --> 00:10:01,082 [pants, chuckles] Hey, babe. 295 00:10:01,250 --> 00:10:02,342 [panting] How are you? 296 00:10:02,494 --> 00:10:04,494 Oh, I'm suffering terribly. 297 00:10:04,512 --> 00:10:07,272 Great, great. There's an open mic here today. 298 00:10:07,423 --> 00:10:09,924 Santiago Carpaccio is unveiling his new sonnet 299 00:10:10,018 --> 00:10:10,942 "A Stork in the Road." 300 00:10:11,169 --> 00:10:12,444 It's about his fertility journey. 301 00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:13,853 Sounds soulful. 302 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:17,574 [cries] There's nothing left to teach. 303 00:10:18,434 --> 00:10:20,619 Mm. No, no, no, can't do it. 304 00:10:20,770 --> 00:10:21,620 -But, Dad-- -No! 305 00:10:21,847 --> 00:10:22,996 -[clears throat] -Yes? 306 00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:24,105 May I help you? 307 00:10:24,182 --> 00:10:25,682 Sir, may I present my father-- 308 00:10:25,775 --> 00:10:27,183 and your Internet friend-- 309 00:10:27,202 --> 00:10:30,203 Captain Beef Tenderloin Tobin of The Mighty Kathleen. 310 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,537 Oh, um, that can't... 311 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:33,189 The Captain Tobin I was speaking with 312 00:10:33,208 --> 00:10:34,874 captains a cruise vessel. 313 00:10:35,026 --> 00:10:37,543 -You take that back! -Dad, Dad, take it easy. 314 00:10:37,696 --> 00:10:38,878 He just made a mistake. 315 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,713 The Tobin I met was intelligent and classy 316 00:10:40,866 --> 00:10:43,216 with an extensive knowledge of deep water ports 317 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,793 on all seaboards, foreign and domestic. 318 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,538 That could only be a cruise captain. 319 00:10:48,556 --> 00:10:49,873 Well, the person I was speaking with 320 00:10:49,966 --> 00:10:52,709 literally called himself a Fisherman, 321 00:10:52,727 --> 00:10:54,544 number one, exclamation point! 322 00:10:54,562 --> 00:10:57,972 Yes, well, I am a man and Fisher is my last name. 323 00:10:58,066 --> 00:11:00,825 I'm Captain Cornelius Jazzy Fisher. 324 00:11:01,052 --> 00:11:03,161 It was obviously a mistake to come in here, 325 00:11:03,312 --> 00:11:04,570 and I bid you farewell. 326 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:05,889 Look, I've captured 327 00:11:05,907 --> 00:11:08,074 my coconut shrimp in a San Diego Jam Knot. 328 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,151 [Beef and Fisher] Nonsense, that's a Bimini twist. 329 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,169 -[gasps] -Oh. 330 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,897 Well, well, well, that is a twist. 331 00:11:13,915 --> 00:11:16,065 Perhaps I've been too hasty to judge you. 332 00:11:16,084 --> 00:11:18,510 Just like Lizzie with Mr. Darcy at the ball. 333 00:11:18,661 --> 00:11:19,493 [gasps] 334 00:11:19,587 --> 00:11:20,828 Uh, well, if you were free, 335 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,573 perhaps it would interest you to tour my boat? 336 00:11:23,575 --> 00:11:25,591 If, while walking, we were to revisit 337 00:11:25,744 --> 00:11:28,502 our online conversation about punctuality, 338 00:11:28,629 --> 00:11:31,080 I suppose I could stomach a look around. 339 00:11:31,099 --> 00:11:33,416 -Wonderful. -We should leave separately, though. 340 00:11:33,435 --> 00:11:35,694 [chuckles] Agreed. Tongues will wag. 341 00:11:35,845 --> 00:11:37,862 [Judy] ♪ Hanging out with you ♪ 342 00:11:38,014 --> 00:11:40,181 ♪ But it's kind of a secret ♪ 343 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,774 ♪ Yeah, we're having fun ♪ 344 00:11:41,927 --> 00:11:44,110 ♪ But we also should keep it down ♪ 345 00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:45,704 ♪ 'Cause I'm kind of being sneaky ♪ 346 00:11:45,931 --> 00:11:47,947 ♪ Hangin' with you ♪ 347 00:11:48,099 --> 00:11:50,099 ♪ But also real discreetly ♪ 348 00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:51,376 ♪ Hanging out with this guy, too ♪ 349 00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,878 ♪ I like hanging out with you ♪ 350 00:11:53,955 --> 00:11:55,939 ♪ But shh, shh, shh, nope ♪ 351 00:11:55,957 --> 00:11:57,198 ♪ No, no, no, I said shush ♪ 352 00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,550 ♪ Chill out, chill out! ♪ 353 00:11:58,701 --> 00:12:00,109 ♪ I'm quietly hanging out with you. ♪ 354 00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:02,628 -[horn blows] -[screams] 355 00:12:02,781 --> 00:12:04,222 What a delightful tour. 356 00:12:04,449 --> 00:12:06,616 Apologies for judging you upon meeting, 357 00:12:06,634 --> 00:12:09,060 I don't have anything against you, personally, it's just... 358 00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:11,712 The right-of-way incidents of '97, '02 and '09. 359 00:12:11,806 --> 00:12:13,732 I know. Changed things forever. 360 00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:15,959 -So many dead. -None dead, but yes. 361 00:12:16,052 --> 00:12:19,571 I will admit that, sometimes, my ilk can be a little flashy, 362 00:12:19,798 --> 00:12:22,815 but I've been captaining cruises for many years now, 363 00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:24,075 and if I've learned anything, 364 00:12:24,227 --> 00:12:28,062 it's that a rising tide raises all boat captains. 365 00:12:28,139 --> 00:12:29,414 I have the same philosophy. 366 00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,808 Dad, this is just like when Lizzie realized 367 00:12:31,826 --> 00:12:34,068 that Mr. Darcy paid for Lydia's dowry 368 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,478 to get Wickham to marry her. 369 00:12:35,497 --> 00:12:37,071 -You think I don't know that? -[Fisher] Wait. 370 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,074 I know the perfect thing to wrap up this afternoon. 371 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,076 Stay here. Boat right back. 372 00:12:42,245 --> 00:12:43,669 -[gasps] Londra. -Beef. 373 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:45,430 Hey, I just sent you a text. 374 00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:46,672 Oh, great, great, great. 375 00:12:46,825 --> 00:12:47,766 A bunch of us captains 376 00:12:47,993 --> 00:12:49,342 are gonna hang tonight on my boat 377 00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:50,827 to mock those cruiser losers as they leave. 378 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,271 I'm gonna have hard limeades and tipsy iced teas, 379 00:12:53,348 --> 00:12:55,348 so it might get rowdy. You in? 380 00:12:55,424 --> 00:12:57,834 Yeah, totally. I hate cruises 381 00:12:57,927 --> 00:13:00,111 and their captains. Ick. Barf. 382 00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:01,187 They're the worst. 383 00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:04,032 Cruise Captains, P.U.! 384 00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:11,605 Cornelius Jazzy, you heard that? I didn't-- 385 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,941 No need to explain, Beef. I know we're natural enemies. 386 00:13:14,035 --> 00:13:16,035 Somehow, hearing it out loud, though, 387 00:13:16,187 --> 00:13:17,370 after all this time, 388 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,690 208 minutes to be precise, it stings. 389 00:13:20,708 --> 00:13:21,858 I'm so sorry. 390 00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:23,784 You can have the snow cone, Beef. 391 00:13:23,862 --> 00:13:26,429 It will suit you. It's cold. 392 00:13:27,365 --> 00:13:29,198 Go to him, Dad. Make this right. 393 00:13:29,292 --> 00:13:31,534 I'm gonna stay here and try to salvage this street cone. 394 00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:33,478 [chuckles] Couple pebbles in the ice. 395 00:13:33,705 --> 00:13:35,146 Nothing I can't chew. 396 00:13:35,298 --> 00:13:38,041 Wow. I had no idea a childless man 397 00:13:38,134 --> 00:13:40,301 in his middle years could go through that much. 398 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,969 Yeah, really makes you think. 399 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,896 I'd love to tell you more about my feelings. 400 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,565 -[Judy] Uh, okay. Oh. -Dinner tonight? 401 00:13:45,717 --> 00:13:48,234 You know it, babe. But bye for now. Okay, bye-bye, goodbye. 402 00:13:48,386 --> 00:13:49,886 I was able to reach my assistant 403 00:13:49,904 --> 00:13:51,404 who reached my father's assistant, 404 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,481 and I have permission to stay ashore a few more hours. 405 00:13:54,576 --> 00:13:55,558 That's great. 406 00:13:55,577 --> 00:13:56,984 They wired me $2,000, 407 00:13:57,062 --> 00:13:58,319 so should we do dinner later? 408 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,839 Do you have restaurants here? 409 00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:03,675 Uh-huh. I usually just have a bowl of kibble on the floor, 410 00:14:03,826 --> 00:14:05,068 but I'd love to try one. 411 00:14:05,086 --> 00:14:07,161 -Great, see you tonight. -Honeybee, 412 00:14:07,255 --> 00:14:08,513 okay, Missy Elliott was correct. 413 00:14:08,664 --> 00:14:10,331 I worked it, and it was worth it, and-- 414 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,499 Judy, did you put your thing down, flip it, and reverse it? 415 00:14:12,594 --> 00:14:16,095 Not yet, but that's what dinner is f... Oh, wow. 416 00:14:16,247 --> 00:14:17,671 Um, excuse me? 417 00:14:17,765 --> 00:14:20,007 Do you know if this place has worker's gloves? 418 00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:21,434 For these hands? 419 00:14:21,586 --> 00:14:23,769 Mamma Mia 2. Here We Go Again. 420 00:14:23,922 --> 00:14:25,438 I mean, uh, uh, yeah, they should. 421 00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,514 Are you some kind of dirty... worker? 422 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,109 Oh, I'm in engineering on the Tundra King Cruise, 423 00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:31,611 even though I'm only 17. 424 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,447 I got diagnosed with being too rugged for high school. 425 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,099 I work with my hands. 426 00:14:36,117 --> 00:14:39,102 These beautiful, broken hands. 427 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,378 Oh, wow, perfect. 428 00:14:40,529 --> 00:14:42,622 Uh, are you doing anything for dinner tonight? 429 00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:44,790 [Dirt] Put a little on your psoriasis, honey, trust me. 430 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,609 I soak my legs in it every night, 431 00:14:46,628 --> 00:14:47,627 and now I can do the splits. 432 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,461 Bad news, Dirt, 433 00:14:48,613 --> 00:14:50,279 we're running low on hair. 434 00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:51,222 Maybe I've been putting 435 00:14:51,374 --> 00:14:52,539 too many scoops in each cup. 436 00:14:52,634 --> 00:14:54,800 Nah, that's what sells it. You did perfect. 437 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,453 Luckily, I know where to get more hair. 438 00:14:57,455 --> 00:14:58,712 Oh, no. 439 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:01,215 I guess this is what being an intern is. 440 00:15:01,309 --> 00:15:02,808 I gave more of myself than I wanted, 441 00:15:02,961 --> 00:15:04,903 but it'll be worth it in a few years 442 00:15:05,054 --> 00:15:08,281 when I get promoted to full-time grifter. 443 00:15:09,392 --> 00:15:11,484 Permission to sit and dangle, Captain? 444 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,911 Permission denied. 445 00:15:12,987 --> 00:15:14,820 A cruise ship captain and a boat captain 446 00:15:14,973 --> 00:15:16,247 were never meant to be friends. 447 00:15:16,399 --> 00:15:17,823 The world will never understand. 448 00:15:17,918 --> 00:15:19,642 [sighs] I suppose you're right, 449 00:15:19,661 --> 00:15:22,286 -but I'll never forget today. -Me neither. 450 00:15:22,439 --> 00:15:25,423 Well, I guess it's time for me to head to my friend's boat 451 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,650 to make fun of you and your friends. 452 00:15:27,669 --> 00:15:29,986 And I must do the same with my cruise captain friends. 453 00:15:30,155 --> 00:15:32,155 We gather at the Caviar Dreams caviar bar 454 00:15:32,248 --> 00:15:35,508 aboard the Princess for a last hurrah before we depart. 455 00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:37,827 I'll think of you whenever I see a Bimini twist 456 00:15:37,996 --> 00:15:40,663 or someone who doesn't dress very well. 457 00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:45,184 [Londra] So, then I said, "Well, at least I don't smell like 458 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,094 -hot tub water." -[laughter] 459 00:15:47,172 --> 00:15:50,782 Beef, did you not hear my cruise captain burn? 460 00:15:50,933 --> 00:15:51,765 Beef? 461 00:15:51,859 --> 00:15:54,360 No, I did. [forced laugh] 462 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,287 [gasps] Oh, oh, oh, you're gonna love this. 463 00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:57,956 Ivan's got a bunch of rotten chum, 464 00:15:58,107 --> 00:16:00,349 and he said we should sneak on board that cruise 465 00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:03,277 and dump it down their twirly pool slide. 466 00:16:03,371 --> 00:16:05,037 But that's Captain Fisher's boat. 467 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:06,130 -Who? -[Beef] Um... 468 00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:07,298 Captain Fisher. 469 00:16:07,408 --> 00:16:10,134 I know about him because I don't like him 470 00:16:10,286 --> 00:16:13,304 and think we should do the slide thing. For sure. 471 00:16:13,531 --> 00:16:15,807 Oh, Beef, you should bring your antique trident. 472 00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:18,792 You can pop their inflatable Chilly Princess mascot, 473 00:16:18,886 --> 00:16:21,037 -Princess Chilly. -Oh, I, uh-- 474 00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:23,039 Yeah. Let's go show those rich jerks 475 00:16:23,057 --> 00:16:26,042 -who really has the right-of-way. -[cheers] 476 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:28,695 O Captain. My Captain. 477 00:16:34,068 --> 00:16:35,493 [Londra] You go pop the Princess, Beef, 478 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,737 -then we'll chum the waters. -[Beef] Certainly. 479 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,072 -Mm... -Go on, do it. 480 00:16:40,225 --> 00:16:43,167 What's the holdup? Pop it, pop it, pop it! 481 00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:48,064 [Fisher] A rising tide raises all boat captains. 482 00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:51,658 Why you stopping? You gonna poop in one of the lounge chairs? 483 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,011 I'm ready if you are. 484 00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:56,405 -No. I won't poop on my friend. -[all gasp] 485 00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,074 That's right, the captain of this boat, 486 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:01,519 Captain Cornelius Jazzy Fisher, is my friend. 487 00:17:01,746 --> 00:17:02,836 Friend? What the-- 488 00:17:02,963 --> 00:17:05,248 Yes, his boat is big, and I cannot lie, 489 00:17:05,266 --> 00:17:06,840 but so is his heart, 490 00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:09,009 and I was wrong to hide our friendship. 491 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,612 So now, I'm going to run to him. 492 00:17:14,759 --> 00:17:16,259 Bup, bup, bup. Wristband, sir? 493 00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:18,018 I don't have a wristband on my wrist, 494 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:20,930 but I have a heart band for your captain. 495 00:17:20,948 --> 00:17:23,099 Oh, why didn't you say so? Go on through. 496 00:17:23,268 --> 00:17:24,784 I did say so, but thank you. 497 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,045 Yes, I guess you did say so. My bad. 498 00:17:27,272 --> 00:17:28,621 -No worries. -I'll, uh, 499 00:17:28,773 --> 00:17:30,439 try to be clearer in the future, in my language. 500 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:33,109 -You know, the challenge-- -May I continue running to my friend? 501 00:17:33,127 --> 00:17:35,369 Yes, of course. 502 00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:36,870 Nice one, Greg. 503 00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:39,390 Hey, Judy, here to get you prepped for the final phase. 504 00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:41,208 You're about to be so proud of me. 505 00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:44,228 I actually planned three dates here at the restaurant. 506 00:17:44,455 --> 00:17:45,546 Three? Judy, no. 507 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:48,124 My rules only work for two dates, not three. 508 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:49,400 Honeybee, I have to do this. 509 00:17:49,552 --> 00:17:53,312 I got three meaty bones in there and mama's hungry! 510 00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:55,222 But three dates in one big room? 511 00:17:55,316 --> 00:17:56,908 The science isn't even close on that. 512 00:17:57,059 --> 00:18:00,411 I need this! [screams, panting] 513 00:18:00,638 --> 00:18:01,913 You know what? You're kind of freaking me out, 514 00:18:02,064 --> 00:18:04,749 so just get in there and do whatever you're gonna do. 515 00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:06,309 [overlapping chatter] 516 00:18:06,327 --> 00:18:10,646 [clears throat] Hello. I'm looking for Captain Fisher. 517 00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:11,738 And who are you? 518 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:14,667 I am Beef Tobin, a fishing boat captain. 519 00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:16,001 [clamoring, hissing] 520 00:18:16,096 --> 00:18:18,003 Well, this is a cruise captains' hangout, 521 00:18:18,156 --> 00:18:20,714 so why don't you scurry along back to your side of the docks 522 00:18:20,842 --> 00:18:22,600 and drink a nice hot cup of chum. 523 00:18:22,827 --> 00:18:24,343 Stand down, Captain Tennille. 524 00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:27,939 I'll ask you not to speak that way to my friend. 525 00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:29,089 [all gasp] 526 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,942 Well, looks like we found 527 00:18:31,018 --> 00:18:32,501 Romeo and Cruise-liette. 528 00:18:32,520 --> 00:18:34,928 So, is Greg just letting anyone come in here? 529 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,172 Is there no security? 530 00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:38,174 Now, now, let's all calm down. 531 00:18:38,192 --> 00:18:39,784 There's no reason for this feud to continue. 532 00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:43,679 Let's just talk like reasonable maritime professionals. [grunts] 533 00:18:43,698 --> 00:18:45,623 -Caviar? -Hey, who-- Chum? 534 00:18:45,774 --> 00:18:48,351 Caviar fight. Everyone to your positions. 535 00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:50,461 -[tourist] Hey. -Uh-oh. 536 00:18:50,613 --> 00:18:53,464 You lied to me. I was in the bathroom all day 537 00:18:53,574 --> 00:18:54,707 with lactose diarrhea. 538 00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:56,525 And I had to stand there and give her toilet paper, 539 00:18:56,544 --> 00:18:58,952 -over and over again. -You had to? 540 00:18:58,972 --> 00:19:01,139 We didn't even get to see the town. 541 00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:02,789 Meh, it's not that great. 542 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,050 That's not moose milk. I want my money back. 543 00:19:05,127 --> 00:19:07,687 Grab what you can and run! 544 00:19:08,723 --> 00:19:10,130 Oh, sweet, they have food. 545 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,875 I'm just going to go to the bathroom to freshen up 546 00:19:12,894 --> 00:19:14,801 'cause I am not fresh. [laughs] 547 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,320 -Hey, babe. -Hey. 548 00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:18,805 I bought you this. It was expensive. 549 00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,973 Oh, my gosh, you are so sweet, 550 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:21,567 but this table is so drafty, am I right? 551 00:19:21,719 --> 00:19:23,661 I'm gonna go ask the waiter to switch us, okay, Tyler? 552 00:19:23,738 --> 00:19:25,163 Who? Oh, she's already gone. 553 00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:28,649 [pants] Rayne. Whew. You ready for dessert? [chuckles] 554 00:19:28,743 --> 00:19:30,075 We just sat down. 555 00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:32,578 Yeah, but they got to flip tables, Graham. I mean, Judy. 556 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,248 I mean, Tyler. I mean, babe. [screams] Got to run. [chuckles] 557 00:19:36,325 --> 00:19:38,825 Well, we can't switch tables. 558 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,995 Were we gonna switch tables? Where did you get a corsage? 559 00:19:42,089 --> 00:19:44,640 Isn't that funny, though? I'll be right back. 560 00:19:45,410 --> 00:19:46,726 Um... 561 00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:49,103 Love the new table. 562 00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:54,250 Judy, why are you under a table? 563 00:19:54,419 --> 00:19:57,086 -Are you hiding from your servants? -I can explain. 564 00:19:57,104 --> 00:19:59,530 And-and the explanation is... 565 00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:01,424 Uh, well... 566 00:20:01,442 --> 00:20:03,609 I'm on a date with all three of you. 567 00:20:03,761 --> 00:20:07,613 Oh, yeah, I'm here on two dates as well. You and her. 568 00:20:07,765 --> 00:20:08,931 Oh, hey, Kima. 569 00:20:08,950 --> 00:20:11,784 Hey, Judy. I'm here with him, him and him. 570 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:15,213 I'm also here with him and you and them and her. 571 00:20:15,289 --> 00:20:17,773 All right, great, I'm gonna start kissing now. Is that fine? 572 00:20:17,866 --> 00:20:20,443 -Yep. -[all moaning] 573 00:20:20,445 --> 00:20:21,961 ♪ ♪ 574 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:24,055 Every spring with this. 575 00:20:24,206 --> 00:20:26,540 Mateo, get the hose. 576 00:20:26,709 --> 00:20:28,968 [all clamoring] 577 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:31,712 Well, I guess we were right, we really can't be friends. 578 00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:33,456 [laughs] I guess not. 579 00:20:33,549 --> 00:20:36,459 Maybe one day, we'll see each other again. 580 00:20:36,477 --> 00:20:37,884 In this life or the next. 581 00:20:37,979 --> 00:20:40,404 Or in, like, a month and a half when the Chilly Princess 582 00:20:40,556 --> 00:20:41,814 is scheduled to dock here again. 583 00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:44,242 And also online, like, all the time. 584 00:20:44,469 --> 00:20:46,744 [chuckles] You got it, buddy. 585 00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:48,913 [ship horn blows] 586 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,939 [Dirt, Ham and Moon panting] 587 00:20:51,976 --> 00:20:54,252 -Hey, guys. You get caught? -Not yet. 588 00:20:54,328 --> 00:20:56,370 Trip one of them for us if you can. 589 00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,482 I'll do my best. See you at home. 590 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,984 ♪ Jeremy Crash, hot piece of ass ♪ 591 00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:04,262 ♪ He's an injury attorney ♪ 592 00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:06,264 ♪ And I'm on a sensual journey ♪ 593 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,433 ♪ When I drive by his billboard my horn goes beep, beep, beep ♪ 594 00:21:09,585 --> 00:21:11,510 ♪ I want to file a case with him, please ♪ 595 00:21:11,662 --> 00:21:13,345 ♪ Hit me with your Jeep, Jeep, Jeep ♪ 596 00:21:13,514 --> 00:21:16,348 ♪ He's got a legal duty to investigate Judy ♪ 597 00:21:16,501 --> 00:21:20,278 ♪ Injury attorney, I'm on a sensual journey ♪ 598 00:21:20,429 --> 00:21:23,839 ♪ You have permission to approach my bench ♪ 599 00:21:23,858 --> 00:21:26,008 ♪ I hope you won't object ♪ 600 00:21:26,027 --> 00:21:27,526 ♪ When my kiss is French ♪ 601 00:21:27,678 --> 00:21:29,453 ♪ Jeremy Crash, hot piece of ass. ♪ 602 00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:31,680 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 603 00:21:31,699 --> 00:21:34,000 and TOYOTA.