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♪ Look up there ♪
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- ♪ What do you see? ♪
- ♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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- ♪ Like a rock ♪
- ♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Hup, the Great North ♪
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{\an8}♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪
♪ Hup, hey, oh ♪
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{\an8}- ♪ Catch some fish ♪
- ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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{\an8}♪ Wow ♪
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{\an8}♪ Hup, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live ♪
♪ Hup, oh ♪
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- ♪ Here we'll stay ♪
- ♪ Whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North ♪
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{\an8}This is Diondra Tundra, live at City Hall,
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{\an8}where we are moments away from finding out
who will serve as interim mayor
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{\an8}while Mayor Peppers
undergoes a reverse vasectomy.
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{\an8}While he's getting his junk back,
we're getting a town hall snack.
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{\an8}They're talking about you, babe.
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{\an8}Well, now, let's not jinx it.
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{\an8}While write-in votes
are yet to be counted,
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{\an8}according to exit polls,
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{\an8}Councilperson Roy and Council Eagle Toby
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{\an8}are neck and feathered neck
with Wolf Tobin,
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{\an8}seen here in his official campaign photo.
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{\an8}Babe, I think you really are
gonna frang the dang thing.
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{\an8}Well, don't count out
those write-in votes just yet.
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{\an8}Lone Moosers love a write-in.
They get their head turned pretty easily.
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{\an8}Indeed. Last time Mayor Peppers was out,
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{\an8}everyone wrote in Mrs. Laramie
just because she'd given out
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{\an8}full-sized candy bars
for Halloween the previous fall.
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{\an8}Well, now she's been dead for five years.
So I just might frang this.
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♪ Let's frang the dang thing ♪
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♪ Let's frang it
Let's frang the dang thing ♪
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Mr. and Mrs. Michelle Obama?
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Of course. I'd love to start a podcast
together on how we've all shaped America.
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{\an8}♪ Frang the dang thing ♪
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{\an8}Whoo! I can't wait to give
the town of Lone Moose
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{\an8}a full-sized bar called my heart.
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{\an8}So does Lone Moose always elect
a short-term mayor
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{\an8}when the regular mayor takes a sick day?
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{\an8}Only when anesthesia is involved.
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{\an8}Otherwise, Lone Moose
officials pride themselves
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{\an8}on unnecessarily
powering through illnesses.
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{\an8}Our last mayor passed a kidney stone while
reading to first graders at the library.
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{\an8}If You Give a Moose a Muffin
gets pretty existential when screamed.
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{\an8}Jerry, would you like any more
boneless barbecue bacon bites?
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{\an8}Oh, no thanks. I'm full.
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{\an8}Uh, did I tell you they were free?
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{\an8}You did, like a dozen times.
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{\an8}Jerry, these guys are
very weird about free stuff.
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{\an8}- They can't resist it.
- This is Alaska.
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{\an8}If someone offers you anything for free,
you take it and you run like hell.
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{\an8}- Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- That's true.
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{\an8}This is it.
They're announcing the final results.
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{\an8}With all the votes counted,
Wolf Tobin does have the lead...
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{\an8}- Whoo-hoo!
- ...among official candidates.
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{\an8}But the actual winner is a write-in.
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{\an8}Wolf Tobin was hoping
to take home a win tonight,
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{\an8}but Honeybee Shaw-Tobin beat him to it.
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{\an8}Wait. I won? Wolf, I'm-I'm...
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{\an8}Yeah, oh...
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{\an8}It's all right. I, uh...
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{\an8}Aw, babe. You know I'd never win
against you on purpose.
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{\an8}Unless it was some kind of fun casino
scheme where we split the profits after.
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You know, uh, maybe I'll just have
a little drink to, uh, celebrate.
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Uh, but I should probably
open this campaign champagne outside,
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so I don't, uh, risk injuring
our new interim mayor.
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It's not a big deal that you didn't win,
Wolf. You're better than this.
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Having a hot wife that everyone
likes much, much more than you
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is no reason to be jealous.
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Yeah, what's important is
that you tried your best,
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and instead it went to someone
who didn't try at all.
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Why isn't this making me feel better? Ah!
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Susan Sarandon's brother Brandon,
that hurt.
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Okay, I'm gonna go back
in there and be supportive.
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It's like the Rolling Stones say,
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"You can't always get what you want,
but your wife can.
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And that's okay too
because maybe she'll have leftovers."
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Did somebody say Lone Moose
has a sexy new mayor
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with a strong, supportive husband?
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{\an8}So, you're not upset about losing?
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I was for a second,
but now I'm 100% behind you
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and ready to hitch my wagon
to your caboose.
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- Toot, toot!
- Well, okay then.
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Because now that it's sunk in,
I'm pretty excited.
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I've always wanted a chance to have
some real responsibility.
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{\an8}At the curtain store,
it felt like Dad would never let me in
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{\an8}on the big decisions
like which new styles to order.
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{\an8}Or how long to let a customer
stay in the bathroom
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{\an8}before giving a concerned knock.
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{\an8}Well, here's your first decision as mayor.
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{\an8}Would you like a hooray hug
or a congratulations kiss?
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Ooh, both.
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See? I'm gonna be great at this.
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And I'm gonna be great at standing
right beside you every step of the way.
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It'll almost be like I'm mayor too.
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Yeah, but I'm actually the mayor.
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Of course. Of course.
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Honeybee Shaw-Tobin,
with the power vested in me,
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I hereby appoint you Interim Mayor.
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Oh, you're done.
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I assumed there'd be, like, a ball,
with, like, a live orchestra,
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and maybe Elsa's there,
and she freezes the town, and then Hans--
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Ah, you're in a Frozen spiral, sweetie.
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- Right, right.
- You do get to wear the sash.
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Sorry, there's a little mustard
stain on it from the last guy.
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I should be fully recovered
by 8:00 a.m. tomorrow,
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and then I'll be ready
to be your next American Idol.
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Whoa, whoa! Sorry, the medication
might be kicking in a little.
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Don't worry, Mayor Peppers.
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Lone Moose is in great hands.
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Here's your coffee,
my governmental goddess.
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They didn't have any milk,
so I used a little dollop of sour cream.
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Oh, and I did have to use
a stapler as a stir stick,
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and one staple did get in,
but I fished it right out.
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Oh, you're staying?
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Yeah. I figured, since I did all that
research on Lone Moose for my campaign,
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I might as well keep my brain
right here for you to pick.
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Oh, okay, that's fine.
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I bet even Beyoncé brings Jay-Z
to work sometimes
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in case she needs someone to get her
a new mouse pad or something.
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{\an8}Oh, you're gonna sit right here?
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{\an8}Right over my shoulder. Okay.
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{\an8}Like a little guardian angel.
Or a very erotic parrot.
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{\an8}Terrific.
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{\an8}Polly wants some politics.
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Good morning, Interim Mayor Honeybee
and regular Wolf.
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Good morning,
Councilperson Gwen, Stephanie.
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Tell me everything I need
to know about interim "mayoring."
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You can use the private bathroom,
you can print anything you want all day,
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and some people like to bang
the gavel in the meeting room.
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Oh, you brought your computer.
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Oh, yes, but don't mind me,
just taking some notes.
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Honeybee bang gavel, comma, go potty.
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Wait. So that's all I do today?
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I don't make any decisions?
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You can decide where we order lunch from.
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But don't leave leftovers in the fridge.
That's my pet peeve.
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Ready to go bang the gavel?
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I guess.
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Ding ding! Ding ding!
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Why did you take away the counter bell?
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Uh-oh, Vera's here
with her daily complaints.
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We took away the bell
because she just rings it and rings it
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when the mayor won't see her.
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Now she just yells till she falls asleep,
and then we put her in her car.
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Huh. Well, send her in.
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Are you sure? She's terrible.
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I can handle it. I'm the mayor.
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That's what I'm here for.
Ding ding! Ding ding!
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Hello, new idiot.
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I'd like to move my fence
five feet back and--
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- Done!
- Wait. Really?
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Okay, I just need you to sign this.
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- Oh, uh, actually--
- Only five feet, right?
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That's like the five-second rule,
but with distance.
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Just a moment, my nubile notary.
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Oh, do I not have the power to do this?
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Well, you do actually.
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But there's actually a whole process
for re-fencing in Lone Moose,
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and I do recommend we follow it
because just to the northwest--
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Uh, we can circle back to this
riveting geography lesson later.
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- It's a yes.
- Thanks.
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I'm glad I voted for you as a joke.
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That was awesome.
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I feel so energized and powerful,
like a lady Cocaine Bear.
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So, you don't just wanna spend the day
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looking for giant scissors
and asking if we have nukes?
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I definitely will do both of those things,
but I'm here to help too.
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Okay. In that case,
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I have a small proposal
I'd love to run by you.
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There are no small proposals,
just small mayors.
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Which, to be clear, is different than
short kings, who I love and respect.
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See, Lone Moose has had a noise curfew
of 8:00 p.m. since the 1800s,
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originally put in place when
the home harpsichord was invented,
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and it's really a bummer
for the karaoke night I host.
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Oh, Stephanie, no.
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Mm-hmm. If I can't sing
the entire soundtrack
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to Broadway's Liam Neeson's
The Musical at my own party,
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is this even America?
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Not to me. Where's that bill?
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Now, Honeybee,
I don't wanna "Wolf-splain" this to you,
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but in a small Alaskan town,
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even the tiniest decisions
can be a big deal.
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You would not believe
the brouhaha that erupted
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when the city council let
two different coffee shops
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call themselves Brew-Ha-Has.
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Well, thank you for your input,
Constituent Wolf,
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but I am capable of making decisions.
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I'm sorry, my Sonia "Sexy-mayor."
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It's just that I did do a lot
of preparation for this job.
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Right, but now it's my job.
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And we're talking about fences
and music here, not world peace.
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Bam. Now, Stephanie, send out
an email blast letting people know
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I'll be holding mayoral office hours
for the rest of the day.
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Oh, and add the fun GIF where a dog
keeps barking at a poster of Reba.
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Now, that's gonna get
some heinies in hallways.
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Speaking of which, I'm thinking
I move this chair back around,
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and then we'll each put
one butt cheek on yours.
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Or, uh, if you have other errands
to do or something, I'm good.
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Nope, I'm free as a turd.
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If it's not too much trouble...
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- Well, actually, babe--
- Approved.
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- Now, hon, if it were me--
- I'm gonna say yes, Dorothy.
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You make a girl wanna start paying
her taxes again.
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Well, if it isn't
Lone Moose's first family.
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Congratulations on being related
to the interim mayor.
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Thank you. It's an honor to have someone
in the family be recognized by the town.
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Mom got recognized a lot,
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but mostly for pretending
to be a mermaid off the docks
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when she drank too much Zima.
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You know, I'd love to get a picture
of Mayor Honeybee up on the wall today.
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- What's in it for us?
- Well...
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I didn't think I'd be hungry,
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but special treatment
really works up an appetite.
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I'll admit,
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getting free pies from Maude's was
an unexpected and appreciated indulgence.
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But let's not let this go to our heads.
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Hey, Tobins. Got some new samples in.
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Don't suppose you'd like
to take them for a spin?
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Maybe Honeybee sees something she likes
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and pops down for a picture
I can throw on our website?
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Well, it'd be rude not to at least look.
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Wow, it's only 2:00,
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and I've already made
more decisions in one day
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than I made in all the time
I worked at the curtain shop.
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Is there a level above girlboss?
227
00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,949
You know, maybe this afternoon,
you and I sit here
228
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,702
and carefully go over every
decision you've made thus far.
229
00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,745
See if there's any you wanna undecide.
230
00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,289
Actually, Wolf, you know,
231
00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:44,125
I was thinking maybe you could work
at home for the rest of the day.
232
00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,209
Oh.
233
00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:48,546
'Cause I've been noodling on
a very special project for you.
234
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:52,967
Lone Moose has a lot of small-town charm,
but are we maximizing it?
235
00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,303
- Great question.
- I want you to take this phone book...
236
00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,972
Uh-oh, someone just got a PhB.
237
00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,766
...and call everyone in town and ask 'em
if they have any quirky skills
238
00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,810
that we can put on
the Lone Moose tourism website.
239
00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,146
Oh, this idea absolutely cranks.
240
00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,940
Great. And I'll stay here and,
you know, be the mayor,
241
00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:11,611
which I was elected to be,
while you're more behind-the-scenes.
242
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,070
- At home.
- Oh, hell yes.
243
00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:16,240
You'll be like Kamala Harris,
and I'm, uh--
244
00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,325
I wanna say Gary?
245
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,909
- Doug.
- And I'll be Doug.
246
00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,330
Well, we're just hours
into the Honeybee administration,
247
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,707
and the town is positively buzzing.
248
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,667
She's talking directly to the people,
249
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:30,171
and she's saying yes
to easing their distress.
250
00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,922
Just ask Dorothy Tuntley.
251
00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,300
Honeybee rescinded the skinny-dipping ban.
252
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,887
Now if I wanna hit the lake
on my property in what God granted,
253
00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,599
it's between me and the super hot owl
in my pine tree.
254
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,683
There you have it.
255
00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,895
If you've got a worry,
come see the mayor in a hurry.
256
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:50,483
Picture this. Fresh air, the night sky,
and getting absolutely hammered.
257
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,069
I'm talking permitted
outdoor alcohol consumption.
258
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,197
Mmm, I don't know.
259
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,366
Moose-hunting within town limits
seems kind of dangerous.
260
00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,950
Moose are the dangerous ones.
261
00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,453
I found one in my den
going through my DVDs.
262
00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,081
It ate my copy
of Michael Douglas's The Game.
263
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,916
That bastard.
264
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,167
Approved.
265
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,044
Go for Mayor Honeybee.
266
00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,546
This is the First Husband. What you doing?
267
00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:15,341
I'm at work, which you know
because it's where you called me.
268
00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,759
So true.
269
00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,095
Uh, thought you might wanna
hear how the project is going.
270
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:22,390
Spoiler. I finished.
Got a lot of good quirks.
271
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,850
For instance,
did you know that Daniel Strunk
272
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,311
has a beaver cemetery in his backyard?
273
00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,730
He's laid hundreds
of our flat-tailed friends to rest.
274
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,566
Oh, amazing. Just, uh, email it all over.
275
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:33,651
Actually, if I leave now,
276
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,904
I can head on in and get caught up on
everything that's happened since I left.
277
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,864
Oh, uh, hold on. Someone's talking to me.
278
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,574
What's that? "Mayor-mergency"?
279
00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,784
Sorry, babe. Gotta go.
280
00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:42,868
Oh.
281
00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,370
That's a busy little Honeybee.
282
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,581
But this Wolfy worker bee is just as busy.
283
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,250
Uh, uh-- Oh, I know.
284
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,502
Busy making a romantic-as-all-heck dinner
285
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:54,338
to celebrate the end
of Honeybee's mayoral term.
286
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:56,632
Now, where are the pizza rolls?
287
00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,344
I can't believe I've wasted my life
wearing wool socks
288
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,471
when I could be wearing the full sheep.
289
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,974
My feet are sweating,
which normally would make them cold,
290
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,892
but then these boots
just warm them up again.
291
00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:11,188
This confusing sensation is certainly
worth a few moments of Honeybee's time.
292
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,357
Yoo-hoo, Tobins.
293
00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,317
Y'all look so important.
294
00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,737
Well, we're having a special
on free makeovers
295
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,448
for people who are on their way
to see Mayor Honeybee.
296
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,538
Well, gals, I guess
that's all she wrote, literally.
297
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,623
{\an8}Okay, let me just get
Wolf's leftovers for you
298
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,917
{\an8}since he forgot them here,
which is weird...
299
00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:35,421
{\an8}...since there's a sign on the fridge,
and I did issue a verbal warning--
300
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,884
{\an8}Oh, did you guys get me
a singing "congrats-o-gram"?
301
00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,927
Hear ye, hear ye.
302
00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:45,806
I, Jeremy Reuben,
the duly elected town crier of Whippleton,
303
00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:50,686
hereby notify you that Whippleton
formally declares war against Lone Moose.
304
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,691
Wait. Whippleton is declaring war?
305
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,735
Gwen, Stephanie, can they do that?
306
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,988
Like, actual war
with fighting and cargo pants and stuff?
307
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:04,492
Whereby Lone Moose did
encroach upon Whippleton
308
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,119
by a distance of five feet
upon our border,
309
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:11,582
which is, according to the Treaty of 1989,
considered to be an act of war.
310
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,710
War is therefore duly declared.
311
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,713
Thank you for listening.
I'll see you on the battlefield.
312
00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,423
Oh, may I use your restroom?
313
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:22,134
I had two grape Fantas
on the drive over.
314
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,220
You're home, finally.
315
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,638
Ah, the pizza rolls are cold,
316
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,057
but we could, uh, reheat them
if you know what I mean?
317
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,351
Kinda in the middle
of some important city business.
318
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,770
Oh, I thought you were handing
the reins back to Mayor Peppers.
319
00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:36,732
Wh-What's so important that it can't wait
until after this elegant retirement feast,
320
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,275
my "Delicious-beth" Warren?
321
00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,944
Uh, Lone Moose is at war.
322
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,862
Wait. Like, Lone Moose Lone Moose?
323
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,531
Yes, and I'm just about
to head to the front.
324
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,283
Where's our emergency stash of
peppermint bark? I need a peace offering.
325
00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,077
Oh, this is about Vera's fence, huh?
326
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,411
Wait. How did you--
327
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:52,414
The 1989 land treaty.
I tried to tell you this morning.
328
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:53,666
Oh, you tried to tell me?
329
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,251
You did not say anything about a war.
330
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,877
I mean, I was going to, but--
331
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,630
Look, I'll just head out there with you
and fix this problem--
332
00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,341
No, I don't need my husband
rushing in to save me.
333
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,511
I'm not saving. I'm helping.
I've been trying to help all day.
334
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,096
I finished the special assignment.
335
00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,306
I just gave you that assignment
to get you off my junk.
336
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,058
- Wait. Really?
- Yes.
337
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,643
I didn't ask you to come
to the office with me.
338
00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:16,105
And I also didn't ask you to correct
every decision I made like a big jerk.
339
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,606
Well, maybe if you'd listened to me
340
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,943
questioning all your decisions
like a big jerk, we wouldn't be at war.
341
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,362
Oh, please, you were just mad
that people like me better than you.
342
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,281
What? [laughs] No.
343
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,407
F-Fine. You know what?
344
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,118
All offers to help are hereby rescinded.
345
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:32,037
Let's face it. I'm an Elsa,
and you're an Olaf at best.
346
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,873
No, wait. Everyone loves Olaf.
347
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,708
You're one of the carrots
they feed their reindeer.
348
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,710
Damn it, I'm in a Frozen spiral again.
349
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,296
By God, I'm glistening.
350
00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:43,757
Dare I say this is the best
free makeover I've ever had.
351
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,426
You dare, and I dare.
352
00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,594
You were right, Yolanda.
353
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,096
Contouring is exactly like
frosting a cake.
354
00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,181
If you mess up,
you just add another layer.
355
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:54,143
We'd better get over to town hall to get
Honeybee to stop by for her pictures.
356
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,853
She's not responding to my texts.
357
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,146
Also I cannot see my phone.
358
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,939
All right, y'all, when you bring her,
359
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,817
I'll set y'all up with some
gorgeous acrylic nails.
360
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,653
I don't know what those are,
and I cannot wait to have them.
361
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,740
Okay, everyone. Hi. Hi, nice to meet you.
362
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,575
I'm Honeybee, Interim Mayor of Lone Moose.
363
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,369
Ooh, peppermint bark.
Can someone hold my retainer? Oh.
364
00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,831
I stand before you as
Mayoress Shanice Parker-Butts.
365
00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,751
You have encroached on our land
with much boldness, sir.
366
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,960
'Tis war.
367
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,338
Okay, yes. First of all, love the outfits.
368
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,798
Listen, we're just talking
about five feet.
369
00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:28,093
And I'm sure Vera wasn't aware
of the trouble she was causing when she--
370
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,596
Oh, I knew.
Who do you think called and told them?
371
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,890
- Vera.
- Deal with it. Chaos keeps me young.
372
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:33,974
She called,
373
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:38,228
but you signed the authorization for her
to move the fence, Mrs. Interim Mayor.
374
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,606
Mayor Honeybee, we have a situation.
375
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,815
Which I'm dealing with.
376
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,317
Um, yes, hello, everyone.
377
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,401
Mayor Shanice.
378
00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,236
But I'm actually not talking
about the war.
379
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,073
Things have gotten a little
out of control in town.
380
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,242
Okay, guys, I'll be right back.
381
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,536
- Vera, uh, get them some coffee, okay?
- Never.
382
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:58,290
♪ My name is Bryan Mills
And I bring home the bacon ♪
383
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,210
♪ A special set of skills
And my daughter's been taken ♪
384
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,962
Okay, uh, I am realizing
385
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,631
that getting rid of the noise curfew
and allowing hunting in town
386
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,549
may not have been one
of my finest moments.
387
00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,094
I guess, uh, tell the crowd
to disperse, Edna.
388
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,222
I'd love to, but no one
is breaking the law.
389
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,932
Even the public drinking is legal now.
390
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,142
Boy, I really screwed the moose,
but I can handle this.
391
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,268
This town still loves me.
392
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:21,146
Let me make an announcement
that if everyone goes home right now,
393
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:24,024
I will write on their Facebook wall
when it's their birthday.
394
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,193
Sorry. I was aiming for that moose.
395
00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,278
Mrs. Tuntley!
396
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,447
Yoo-hoo, Mr. Owl!
397
00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,616
I have eight more songs,
then it's your turn.
398
00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,786
Bottomless moonshine.
Get your bottomless moonshine.
399
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,705
What have I done?
400
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,290
Oh, no.
401
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,458
Atten-hut.
402
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,585
Acting Mayor Honeybee Shaw-Tobin?
403
00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,962
Unfortunately, yes.
404
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,465
I hereby notify you that as an ally
of the noble land of Whippleton,
405
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:53,595
the town of Ted's Folly formally
also declares war on Lone Moose.
406
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,888
Terrific.
407
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:55,973
What in the world?
408
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,184
Honeybee, we need to take you
to get your nails done.
409
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,520
Lady Bird's johnson.
410
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,024
I'm so upset I'm even wasting
perfectly good pizza rolls.
411
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,110
Babe, no, what is it?
412
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,695
The peppermint bark didn't work.
413
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,281
I know you're mad at me, but-but-but...
414
00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,284
Whatever it is, it's gonna be okay.
415
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,953
Let me get some pizza rolls
out of the trash for you.
416
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,709
Well, I'm the worst mayor
Lone Moose has ever had.
417
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,170
That's my final declaration as mayor.
418
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,463
That I'm the worst.
419
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,506
Now, sweetie, I wouldn't
be too hard on yourself.
420
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,300
We've had some pretty bad mayors.
421
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,635
Mayor Hornby ate three
of his constituents.
422
00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,720
Now, what's going on?
423
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,556
If I tell you, can you promise
not to say "I told you so"?
424
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,142
Can I silently mouth it?
Wait, no, no, no, no. Go ahead.
425
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,311
Well, you know
how Whippleton declared war?
426
00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,730
- Yep.
- Well, apparently the treaty says
427
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,316
that if they declare war,
Ted's Folly has to too.
428
00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,902
- Mm-hmm.
- And I accidentally sort of on purpose
429
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,904
made public drinking and public nudity
430
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,364
and public singing and
hunting moose in town legal,
431
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,366
and I didn't know people would, you know...
432
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:57,576
Take advantage of it?
433
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,912
Uh-huh. I've always been good
at being popular,
434
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,872
but I guess that's different
than being powerful.
435
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,833
I just was having fun being
in charge and making decisions.
436
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,126
'Cause my dad never let me.
437
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,462
So then, when I was
correcting you, it just...
438
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,631
Reminded me of that. And made me--
439
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,007
Mad. Aw, Honeybee.
440
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,927
I'm so sorry for being such
a bossy bag of butts today.
441
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,137
Honestly, I was just
jealous that you were mayor.
442
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,598
But you know what? I don't care
if you're the town's favorite,
443
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,225
as long as I'm still your favorite.
444
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,227
Of course you are. And I'm sorry too.
445
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,937
Some of your ideas were really great,
446
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,106
even if how you said them
sucked pine cones.
447
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,607
So, are we back to good?
448
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:32,277
Of course. I mean, I'm a little annoyed
about the peppermint bark supply,
449
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:36,156
which you know is impossible to get April
through August, even on the dark web.
450
00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,241
I know.
451
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,827
I guess I'll head back to town hall
and undo all my doing.
452
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,246
I will no longer be popular,
but it's the right thing.
453
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,165
No way. I know someone
who's already not popular
454
00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,042
and pretty ready to make everybody mad.
455
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,002
- Dane Cook?
- Well, yes, probably him too,
456
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,504
but I'm talking about me.
457
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,883
I hereby use my authority as interim mayor
to name Wolf Tobin
458
00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,219
as Lone Moose's temporary interim mayor.
459
00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:01,765
There's a new, newer mayor in town,
and he's about to flex his "no" muscle.
460
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,435
I may not be as popular
as my beloved wife,
461
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,355
and no, I was not elected,
nor do I have your confidence--
462
00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,149
- I like you!
- Thanks, Dad.
463
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,942
- You look amazing.
- I know.
464
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,527
But I am here to fix stuff.
465
00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,070
So, listen up, Lone Moose.
466
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,239
Here in my hand, I hold all of the bills
467
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,117
that your favorite mayor,
Honeybee Shaw, signed today.
468
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:24,538
I am now revoking all statutes
passed today by executive order.
469
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,124
So holster your arrows, pack up your bar,
470
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:30,043
cover your butt cheeks,
and disconnect your karaoke machine.
471
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,171
What about your sandwich
you left in the fridge?
472
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,965
Care to revoke that too?
It's starting to stink.
473
00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:38,552
Gwen, please. First, I need to put an end
to this senseless bloodshed.
474
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,679
Ted's Folly's army, you're with us.
475
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,015
I'm glad we're all friends again.
476
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,975
Ew. Why is your hand so wet?
477
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:48,687
Ah, I wish I knew, Shanice.
I wish I knew. Group hug?
478
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,315
Touch me, and I'll have you
arrested for war crimes.
479
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,567
One respectful nod it is.
480
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:57,613
Thank you for your loyal service,
Temporary Interim Mayor Wolf.
481
00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,239
It was my honor, Your Honor.
482
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:03,410
Lone Moose may not like me right now,
but I know one person here who loves me.
483
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,746
Look, I know
you don't need me to save you,
484
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,748
but I sure like helping you
from time to time.
485
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,167
Well, there's no one I'd rather
have save me than you.
486
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,086
Unless it's a drowning situation,
in which case I'm going Aquaman,
487
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:15,672
then The Rock, then that whale
that played Willy, if he's free.
488
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,883
He is now. All right, let's head home.
489
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,635
The peppermint bark may be gone,
490
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,804
but I think we still have some
potato-shaped holiday novelty chocolates
491
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,681
from Saint Patrick's Day to dig into.
492
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,850
How about you dig into this soggy hoagie?
493
00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:30,938
Since you can't remember to take it home,
you can wear it home, Wolf.
494
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:38,362
♪ And I will always love you ♪
495
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,781
- Honeybee, you saved me.
- Did I?
496
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,616
Oh, God, there's sauce everywhere!
497
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,201
Shh. Just rest now.
498
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,161
You two are so flipping weird.
499
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,205
I'm going towards the light.
500
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,665
Don't you die on me!
501
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,250
I'm leaving. Lock up when you go.
502
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,668
You got it, Gwen.
503
00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,504
♪ ...you ♪
504
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:59,341
♪ I will always love... ♪
505
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:04,346
{\an8}♪ Bittersweet memories ♪
506
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:11,019
{\an8}♪ That is all I'm taking with me ♪
507
00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,146
{\an8}♪ So goodbye ♪
508
00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,525
{\an8}♪ Please don't cry ♪
509
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:22,781
{\an8}♪ We both know I'm not what you
You need ♪
510
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:27,035
{\an8}♪ And I ♪
511
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,871
{\an8}♪ Will always love you, ooh ♪