1 00:00:01,543 --> 00:00:03,169 ♪ Look up there ♪ 2 00:00:03,169 --> 00:00:05,922 - ♪ What do you see? ♪ - ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:07,590 - ♪ Like a rock ♪ - ♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:10,719 ♪ Hup, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:13,763 {\an8}♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ ♪ Hup, hey, oh ♪ 6 00:00:13,763 --> 00:00:16,891 {\an8}- ♪ Catch some fish ♪ - ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 7 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:17,892 {\an8}♪ Wow ♪ 8 00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:21,104 {\an8}♪ Hup, the Great North ♪ 9 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:23,106 ♪ Here we live ♪ ♪ Hup, oh ♪ 10 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:24,357 - ♪ Here we'll stay ♪ - ♪ Whoo ♪ 11 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,192 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 12 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:29,237 ♪ In the Great North ♪ 13 00:00:34,826 --> 00:00:37,328 {\an8}This is Diondra Tundra, live at City Hall, 14 00:00:37,328 --> 00:00:41,249 {\an8}where we are moments away from finding out who will serve as interim mayor 15 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:44,210 {\an8}while Mayor Peppers undergoes a reverse vasectomy. 16 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:47,338 {\an8}While he's getting his junk back, we're getting a town hall snack. 17 00:00:47,338 --> 00:00:48,590 {\an8}They're talking about you, babe. 18 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,425 {\an8}Well, now, let's not jinx it. 19 00:00:50,425 --> 00:00:52,594 {\an8}While write-in votes are yet to be counted, 20 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:53,970 {\an8}according to exit polls, 21 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:56,264 {\an8}Councilperson Roy and Council Eagle Toby 22 00:00:56,264 --> 00:00:58,892 {\an8}are neck and feathered neck with Wolf Tobin, 23 00:00:58,892 --> 00:01:01,311 {\an8}seen here in his official campaign photo. 24 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,855 {\an8}Babe, I think you really are gonna frang the dang thing. 25 00:01:03,855 --> 00:01:06,441 {\an8}Well, don't count out those write-in votes just yet. 26 00:01:06,441 --> 00:01:09,778 {\an8}Lone Moosers love a write-in. They get their head turned pretty easily. 27 00:01:09,778 --> 00:01:11,946 {\an8}Indeed. Last time Mayor Peppers was out, 28 00:01:11,946 --> 00:01:14,491 {\an8}everyone wrote in Mrs. Laramie just because she'd given out 29 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:17,452 {\an8}full-sized candy bars for Halloween the previous fall. 30 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:20,997 {\an8}Well, now she's been dead for five years. So I just might frang this. 31 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:23,208 ♪ Let's frang the dang thing ♪ 32 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:25,335 ♪ Let's frang it Let's frang the dang thing ♪ 33 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:27,462 Mr. and Mrs. Michelle Obama? 34 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:31,633 Of course. I'd love to start a podcast together on how we've all shaped America. 35 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:32,717 {\an8}♪ Frang the dang thing ♪ 36 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:35,095 {\an8}Whoo! I can't wait to give the town of Lone Moose 37 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,430 {\an8}a full-sized bar called my heart. 38 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:39,641 {\an8}So does Lone Moose always elect a short-term mayor 39 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,309 {\an8}when the regular mayor takes a sick day? 40 00:01:41,309 --> 00:01:42,977 {\an8}Only when anesthesia is involved. 41 00:01:42,977 --> 00:01:44,729 {\an8}Otherwise, Lone Moose officials pride themselves 42 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:46,898 {\an8}on unnecessarily powering through illnesses. 43 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:50,652 {\an8}Our last mayor passed a kidney stone while reading to first graders at the library. 44 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:54,572 {\an8}If You Give a Moose a Muffin gets pretty existential when screamed. 45 00:01:54,572 --> 00:01:57,617 {\an8}Jerry, would you like any more boneless barbecue bacon bites? 46 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,202 {\an8}Oh, no thanks. I'm full. 47 00:01:59,202 --> 00:02:01,121 {\an8}Uh, did I tell you they were free? 48 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,997 {\an8}You did, like a dozen times. 49 00:02:02,997 --> 00:02:05,083 {\an8}Jerry, these guys are very weird about free stuff. 50 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:07,043 {\an8}- They can't resist it. - This is Alaska. 51 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:10,505 {\an8}If someone offers you anything for free, you take it and you run like hell. 52 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:12,006 {\an8}- Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. - That's true. 53 00:02:12,006 --> 00:02:13,716 {\an8}This is it. They're announcing the final results. 54 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:17,178 {\an8}With all the votes counted, Wolf Tobin does have the lead... 55 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:19,222 {\an8}- Whoo-hoo! - ...among official candidates. 56 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:22,183 {\an8}But the actual winner is a write-in. 57 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,561 {\an8}Wolf Tobin was hoping to take home a win tonight, 58 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:27,272 {\an8}but Honeybee Shaw-Tobin beat him to it. 59 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,983 {\an8}Wait. I won? Wolf, I'm-I'm... 60 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,609 {\an8}Yeah, oh... 61 00:02:31,609 --> 00:02:34,487 {\an8}It's all right. I, uh... 62 00:02:34,487 --> 00:02:37,365 {\an8}Aw, babe. You know I'd never win against you on purpose. 63 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:40,285 {\an8}Unless it was some kind of fun casino scheme where we split the profits after. 64 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:44,164 You know, uh, maybe I'll just have a little drink to, uh, celebrate. 65 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,333 Uh, but I should probably open this campaign champagne outside, 66 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:51,004 so I don't, uh, risk injuring our new interim mayor. 67 00:02:51,921 --> 00:02:55,091 It's not a big deal that you didn't win, Wolf. You're better than this. 68 00:02:55,091 --> 00:02:57,802 Having a hot wife that everyone likes much, much more than you 69 00:02:57,802 --> 00:02:59,179 is no reason to be jealous. 70 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,222 Yeah, what's important is that you tried your best, 71 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:03,892 and instead it went to someone who didn't try at all. 72 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,685 Why isn't this making me feel better? Ah! 73 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,229 Susan Sarandon's brother Brandon, that hurt. 74 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:13,067 Okay, I'm gonna go back in there and be supportive. 75 00:03:13,067 --> 00:03:14,694 It's like the Rolling Stones say, 76 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,238 "You can't always get what you want, but your wife can. 77 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:20,325 And that's okay too because maybe she'll have leftovers." 78 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:23,995 Did somebody say Lone Moose has a sexy new mayor 79 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:25,830 with a strong, supportive husband? 80 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:28,166 {\an8}So, you're not upset about losing? 81 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,502 I was for a second, but now I'm 100% behind you 82 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:33,755 and ready to hitch my wagon to your caboose. 83 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,465 - Toot, toot! - Well, okay then. 84 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,592 Because now that it's sunk in, I'm pretty excited. 85 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,844 I've always wanted a chance to have some real responsibility. 86 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,096 {\an8}At the curtain store, it felt like Dad would never let me in 87 00:03:42,096 --> 00:03:44,265 {\an8}on the big decisions like which new styles to order. 88 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:46,142 {\an8}Or how long to let a customer stay in the bathroom 89 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,477 {\an8}before giving a concerned knock. 90 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,395 {\an8}Well, here's your first decision as mayor. 91 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:52,565 {\an8}Would you like a hooray hug or a congratulations kiss? 92 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,650 Ooh, both. 93 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:55,610 See? I'm gonna be great at this. 94 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:59,072 And I'm gonna be great at standing right beside you every step of the way. 95 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:01,157 It'll almost be like I'm mayor too. 96 00:04:01,157 --> 00:04:03,201 Yeah, but I'm actually the mayor. 97 00:04:03,201 --> 00:04:05,828 Of course. Of course. 98 00:04:06,412 --> 00:04:09,082 Honeybee Shaw-Tobin, with the power vested in me, 99 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:12,043 I hereby appoint you Interim Mayor. 100 00:04:13,044 --> 00:04:14,045 Oh, you're done. 101 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:16,506 I assumed there'd be, like, a ball, with, like, a live orchestra, 102 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:19,217 and maybe Elsa's there, and she freezes the town, and then Hans-- 103 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,177 Ah, you're in a Frozen spiral, sweetie. 104 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,471 - Right, right. - You do get to wear the sash. 105 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:26,266 Sorry, there's a little mustard stain on it from the last guy. 106 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,851 I should be fully recovered by 8:00 a.m. tomorrow, 107 00:04:28,851 --> 00:04:33,147 and then I'll be ready to be your next American Idol. 108 00:04:33,147 --> 00:04:36,734 Whoa, whoa! Sorry, the medication might be kicking in a little. 109 00:04:36,734 --> 00:04:37,819 Don't worry, Mayor Peppers. 110 00:04:37,819 --> 00:04:39,988 Lone Moose is in great hands. 111 00:04:41,739 --> 00:04:44,242 Here's your coffee, my governmental goddess. 112 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:47,245 They didn't have any milk, so I used a little dollop of sour cream. 113 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:49,998 Oh, and I did have to use a stapler as a stir stick, 114 00:04:49,998 --> 00:04:52,875 and one staple did get in, but I fished it right out. 115 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,627 Oh, you're staying? 116 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:58,423 Yeah. I figured, since I did all that research on Lone Moose for my campaign, 117 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:01,009 I might as well keep my brain right here for you to pick. 118 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:02,719 Oh, okay, that's fine. 119 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,221 I bet even Beyoncé brings Jay-Z to work sometimes 120 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:08,057 in case she needs someone to get her a new mouse pad or something. 121 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:09,726 {\an8}Oh, you're gonna sit right here? 122 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,477 {\an8}Right over my shoulder. Okay. 123 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:15,189 {\an8}Like a little guardian angel. Or a very erotic parrot. 124 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:17,483 {\an8}Terrific. 125 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,402 {\an8}Polly wants some politics. 126 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:26,034 Good morning, Interim Mayor Honeybee and regular Wolf. 127 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,202 Good morning, Councilperson Gwen, Stephanie. 128 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:30,455 Tell me everything I need to know about interim "mayoring." 129 00:05:30,455 --> 00:05:33,416 You can use the private bathroom, you can print anything you want all day, 130 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,127 and some people like to bang the gavel in the meeting room. 131 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,920 Oh, you brought your computer. 132 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,840 Oh, yes, but don't mind me, just taking some notes. 133 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:44,761 Honeybee bang gavel, comma, go potty. 134 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:46,471 Wait. So that's all I do today? 135 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:47,638 I don't make any decisions? 136 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,474 You can decide where we order lunch from. 137 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:52,060 But don't leave leftovers in the fridge. That's my pet peeve. 138 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,353 Ready to go bang the gavel? 139 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,021 I guess. 140 00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,814 Ding ding! Ding ding! 141 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:58,691 Why did you take away the counter bell? 142 00:05:58,691 --> 00:06:01,402 Uh-oh, Vera's here with her daily complaints. 143 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:03,529 We took away the bell because she just rings it and rings it 144 00:06:03,529 --> 00:06:04,614 when the mayor won't see her. 145 00:06:04,614 --> 00:06:07,909 Now she just yells till she falls asleep, and then we put her in her car. 146 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,452 Huh. Well, send her in. 147 00:06:09,452 --> 00:06:11,245 Are you sure? She's terrible. 148 00:06:11,245 --> 00:06:12,789 I can handle it. I'm the mayor. 149 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,333 That's what I'm here for. Ding ding! Ding ding! 150 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,667 Hello, new idiot. 151 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,753 I'd like to move my fence five feet back and-- 152 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:20,254 - Done! - Wait. Really? 153 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:22,882 Okay, I just need you to sign this. 154 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:25,176 - Oh, uh, actually-- - Only five feet, right? 155 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:27,178 That's like the five-second rule, but with distance. 156 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,888 Just a moment, my nubile notary. 157 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,723 Oh, do I not have the power to do this? 158 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:32,016 Well, you do actually. 159 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:34,936 But there's actually a whole process for re-fencing in Lone Moose, 160 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:38,022 and I do recommend we follow it because just to the northwest-- 161 00:06:38,022 --> 00:06:40,983 Uh, we can circle back to this riveting geography lesson later. 162 00:06:40,983 --> 00:06:42,318 - It's a yes. - Thanks. 163 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,195 I'm glad I voted for you as a joke. 164 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:45,905 That was awesome. 165 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:49,826 I feel so energized and powerful, like a lady Cocaine Bear. 166 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:52,203 So, you don't just wanna spend the day 167 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:54,497 looking for giant scissors and asking if we have nukes? 168 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:57,500 I definitely will do both of those things, but I'm here to help too. 169 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,793 Okay. In that case, 170 00:06:58,793 --> 00:07:01,337 I have a small proposal I'd love to run by you. 171 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,714 There are no small proposals, just small mayors. 172 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:07,301 Which, to be clear, is different than short kings, who I love and respect. 173 00:07:07,301 --> 00:07:11,139 See, Lone Moose has had a noise curfew of 8:00 p.m. since the 1800s, 174 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,766 originally put in place when the home harpsichord was invented, 175 00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:16,185 and it's really a bummer for the karaoke night I host. 176 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:17,854 Oh, Stephanie, no. 177 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,022 Mm-hmm. If I can't sing the entire soundtrack 178 00:07:20,022 --> 00:07:24,026 to Broadway's Liam Neeson's The Musical at my own party, 179 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:25,361 is this even America? 180 00:07:25,361 --> 00:07:26,863 Not to me. Where's that bill? 181 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,615 Now, Honeybee, I don't wanna "Wolf-splain" this to you, 182 00:07:29,615 --> 00:07:31,492 but in a small Alaskan town, 183 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:34,078 even the tiniest decisions can be a big deal. 184 00:07:34,078 --> 00:07:36,539 You would not believe the brouhaha that erupted 185 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:39,000 when the city council let two different coffee shops 186 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,585 call themselves Brew-Ha-Has. 187 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:43,880 Well, thank you for your input, Constituent Wolf, 188 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,466 but I am capable of making decisions. 189 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,718 I'm sorry, my Sonia "Sexy-mayor." 190 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,596 It's just that I did do a lot of preparation for this job. 191 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,473 Right, but now it's my job. 192 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,933 And we're talking about fences and music here, not world peace. 193 00:07:55,933 --> 00:07:58,978 Bam. Now, Stephanie, send out an email blast letting people know 194 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:01,689 I'll be holding mayoral office hours for the rest of the day. 195 00:08:01,689 --> 00:08:04,775 Oh, and add the fun GIF where a dog keeps barking at a poster of Reba. 196 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:07,320 Now, that's gonna get some heinies in hallways. 197 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,906 Speaking of which, I'm thinking I move this chair back around, 198 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,824 and then we'll each put one butt cheek on yours. 199 00:08:11,824 --> 00:08:16,245 Or, uh, if you have other errands to do or something, I'm good. 200 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:18,372 Nope, I'm free as a turd. 201 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:23,419 If it's not too much trouble... 202 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,838 - Well, actually, babe-- - Approved. 203 00:08:25,838 --> 00:08:28,633 - Now, hon, if it were me-- - I'm gonna say yes, Dorothy. 204 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,636 You make a girl wanna start paying her taxes again. 205 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:43,022 Well, if it isn't Lone Moose's first family. 206 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:45,816 Congratulations on being related to the interim mayor. 207 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:49,737 Thank you. It's an honor to have someone in the family be recognized by the town. 208 00:08:49,737 --> 00:08:51,447 Mom got recognized a lot, 209 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:53,699 but mostly for pretending to be a mermaid off the docks 210 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:54,951 when she drank too much Zima. 211 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:58,913 You know, I'd love to get a picture of Mayor Honeybee up on the wall today. 212 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:01,415 - What's in it for us? - Well... 213 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,000 I didn't think I'd be hungry, 214 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,836 but special treatment really works up an appetite. 215 00:09:05,836 --> 00:09:06,921 I'll admit, 216 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:11,217 getting free pies from Maude's was an unexpected and appreciated indulgence. 217 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,094 But let's not let this go to our heads. 218 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,555 Hey, Tobins. Got some new samples in. 219 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,557 Don't suppose you'd like to take them for a spin? 220 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,600 Maybe Honeybee sees something she likes 221 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,436 and pops down for a picture I can throw on our website? 222 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:25,731 Well, it'd be rude not to at least look. 223 00:09:25,731 --> 00:09:27,108 Wow, it's only 2:00, 224 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,943 and I've already made more decisions in one day 225 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,195 than I made in all the time I worked at the curtain shop. 226 00:09:31,195 --> 00:09:32,738 Is there a level above girlboss? 227 00:09:32,738 --> 00:09:34,949 You know, maybe this afternoon, you and I sit here 228 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,702 and carefully go over every decision you've made thus far. 229 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,745 See if there's any you wanna undecide. 230 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:41,289 Actually, Wolf, you know, 231 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:44,125 I was thinking maybe you could work at home for the rest of the day. 232 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,209 Oh. 233 00:09:45,209 --> 00:09:48,546 'Cause I've been noodling on a very special project for you. 234 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:52,967 Lone Moose has a lot of small-town charm, but are we maximizing it? 235 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:55,303 - Great question. - I want you to take this phone book... 236 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,972 Uh-oh, someone just got a PhB. 237 00:09:57,972 --> 00:10:00,766 ...and call everyone in town and ask 'em if they have any quirky skills 238 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:02,810 that we can put on the Lone Moose tourism website. 239 00:10:02,810 --> 00:10:05,146 Oh, this idea absolutely cranks. 240 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:07,940 Great. And I'll stay here and, you know, be the mayor, 241 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:11,611 which I was elected to be, while you're more behind-the-scenes. 242 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,070 - At home. - Oh, hell yes. 243 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:16,240 You'll be like Kamala Harris, and I'm, uh-- 244 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:17,325 I wanna say Gary? 245 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:18,909 - Doug. - And I'll be Doug. 246 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,330 Well, we're just hours into the Honeybee administration, 247 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,707 and the town is positively buzzing. 248 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:26,667 She's talking directly to the people, 249 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:30,171 and she's saying yes to easing their distress. 250 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,922 Just ask Dorothy Tuntley. 251 00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,300 Honeybee rescinded the skinny-dipping ban. 252 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,887 Now if I wanna hit the lake on my property in what God granted, 253 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,599 it's between me and the super hot owl in my pine tree. 254 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,683 There you have it. 255 00:10:42,683 --> 00:10:45,895 If you've got a worry, come see the mayor in a hurry. 256 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:50,483 Picture this. Fresh air, the night sky, and getting absolutely hammered. 257 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,069 I'm talking permitted outdoor alcohol consumption. 258 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,197 Mmm, I don't know. 259 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,366 Moose-hunting within town limits seems kind of dangerous. 260 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,950 Moose are the dangerous ones. 261 00:10:59,950 --> 00:11:02,453 I found one in my den going through my DVDs. 262 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:05,081 It ate my copy of Michael Douglas's The Game. 263 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,916 That bastard. 264 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,167 Approved. 265 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,044 Go for Mayor Honeybee. 266 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,546 This is the First Husband. What you doing? 267 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:15,341 I'm at work, which you know because it's where you called me. 268 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:16,759 So true. 269 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,095 Uh, thought you might wanna hear how the project is going. 270 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:22,390 Spoiler. I finished. Got a lot of good quirks. 271 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,850 For instance, did you know that Daniel Strunk 272 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,311 has a beaver cemetery in his backyard? 273 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:29,730 He's laid hundreds of our flat-tailed friends to rest. 274 00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,566 Oh, amazing. Just, uh, email it all over. 275 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:33,651 Actually, if I leave now, 276 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,904 I can head on in and get caught up on everything that's happened since I left. 277 00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:38,864 Oh, uh, hold on. Someone's talking to me. 278 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,574 What's that? "Mayor-mergency"? 279 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:41,784 Sorry, babe. Gotta go. 280 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:42,868 Oh. 281 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,370 That's a busy little Honeybee. 282 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,581 But this Wolfy worker bee is just as busy. 283 00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,250 Uh, uh-- Oh, I know. 284 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,502 Busy making a romantic-as-all-heck dinner 285 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:54,338 to celebrate the end of Honeybee's mayoral term. 286 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:56,632 Now, where are the pizza rolls? 287 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,344 I can't believe I've wasted my life wearing wool socks 288 00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,471 when I could be wearing the full sheep. 289 00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:04,974 My feet are sweating, which normally would make them cold, 290 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,892 but then these boots just warm them up again. 291 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:11,188 This confusing sensation is certainly worth a few moments of Honeybee's time. 292 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,357 Yoo-hoo, Tobins. 293 00:12:13,357 --> 00:12:15,317 Y'all look so important. 294 00:12:15,317 --> 00:12:17,737 Well, we're having a special on free makeovers 295 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,448 for people who are on their way to see Mayor Honeybee. 296 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,538 Well, gals, I guess that's all she wrote, literally. 297 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,623 {\an8}Okay, let me just get Wolf's leftovers for you 298 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:31,917 {\an8}since he forgot them here, which is weird... 299 00:12:31,917 --> 00:12:35,421 {\an8}...since there's a sign on the fridge, and I did issue a verbal warning-- 300 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,884 {\an8}Oh, did you guys get me a singing "congrats-o-gram"? 301 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,927 Hear ye, hear ye. 302 00:12:41,927 --> 00:12:45,806 I, Jeremy Reuben, the duly elected town crier of Whippleton, 303 00:12:45,806 --> 00:12:50,686 hereby notify you that Whippleton formally declares war against Lone Moose. 304 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,691 Wait. Whippleton is declaring war? 305 00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,735 Gwen, Stephanie, can they do that? 306 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,988 Like, actual war with fighting and cargo pants and stuff? 307 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:04,492 Whereby Lone Moose did encroach upon Whippleton 308 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,119 by a distance of five feet upon our border, 309 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:11,582 which is, according to the Treaty of 1989, considered to be an act of war. 310 00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,710 War is therefore duly declared. 311 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,713 Thank you for listening. I'll see you on the battlefield. 312 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,423 Oh, may I use your restroom? 313 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:22,134 I had two grape Fantas on the drive over. 314 00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,220 You're home, finally. 315 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,638 Ah, the pizza rolls are cold, 316 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:28,057 but we could, uh, reheat them if you know what I mean? 317 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,351 Kinda in the middle of some important city business. 318 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,770 Oh, I thought you were handing the reins back to Mayor Peppers. 319 00:13:32,770 --> 00:13:36,732 Wh-What's so important that it can't wait until after this elegant retirement feast, 320 00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:38,275 my "Delicious-beth" Warren? 321 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,944 Uh, Lone Moose is at war. 322 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:41,862 Wait. Like, Lone Moose Lone Moose? 323 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,531 Yes, and I'm just about to head to the front. 324 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:46,283 Where's our emergency stash of peppermint bark? I need a peace offering. 325 00:13:46,283 --> 00:13:48,077 Oh, this is about Vera's fence, huh? 326 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,411 Wait. How did you-- 327 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:52,414 The 1989 land treaty. I tried to tell you this morning. 328 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:53,666 Oh, you tried to tell me? 329 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,251 You did not say anything about a war. 330 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,877 I mean, I was going to, but-- 331 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,630 Look, I'll just head out there with you and fix this problem-- 332 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:02,341 No, I don't need my husband rushing in to save me. 333 00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:05,511 I'm not saving. I'm helping. I've been trying to help all day. 334 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,096 I finished the special assignment. 335 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:09,306 I just gave you that assignment to get you off my junk. 336 00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,058 - Wait. Really? - Yes. 337 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,643 I didn't ask you to come to the office with me. 338 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:16,105 And I also didn't ask you to correct every decision I made like a big jerk. 339 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,606 Well, maybe if you'd listened to me 340 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,943 questioning all your decisions like a big jerk, we wouldn't be at war. 341 00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,362 Oh, please, you were just mad that people like me better than you. 342 00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:25,281 What? [laughs] No. 343 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:26,407 F-Fine. You know what? 344 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,118 All offers to help are hereby rescinded. 345 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:32,037 Let's face it. I'm an Elsa, and you're an Olaf at best. 346 00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,873 No, wait. Everyone loves Olaf. 347 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,708 You're one of the carrots they feed their reindeer. 348 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,710 Damn it, I'm in a Frozen spiral again. 349 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:40,296 By God, I'm glistening. 350 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:43,757 Dare I say this is the best free makeover I've ever had. 351 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,426 You dare, and I dare. 352 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:46,594 You were right, Yolanda. 353 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,096 Contouring is exactly like frosting a cake. 354 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,181 If you mess up, you just add another layer. 355 00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:54,143 We'd better get over to town hall to get Honeybee to stop by for her pictures. 356 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,853 She's not responding to my texts. 357 00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,146 Also I cannot see my phone. 358 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,939 All right, y'all, when you bring her, 359 00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:01,817 I'll set y'all up with some gorgeous acrylic nails. 360 00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:04,653 I don't know what those are, and I cannot wait to have them. 361 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,740 Okay, everyone. Hi. Hi, nice to meet you. 362 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,575 I'm Honeybee, Interim Mayor of Lone Moose. 363 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,369 Ooh, peppermint bark. Can someone hold my retainer? Oh. 364 00:15:12,369 --> 00:15:15,831 I stand before you as Mayoress Shanice Parker-Butts. 365 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:18,751 You have encroached on our land with much boldness, sir. 366 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:19,960 'Tis war. 367 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:22,338 Okay, yes. First of all, love the outfits. 368 00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,798 Listen, we're just talking about five feet. 369 00:15:24,798 --> 00:15:28,093 And I'm sure Vera wasn't aware of the trouble she was causing when she-- 370 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,596 Oh, I knew. Who do you think called and told them? 371 00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,890 - Vera. - Deal with it. Chaos keeps me young. 372 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:33,974 She called, 373 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:38,228 but you signed the authorization for her to move the fence, Mrs. Interim Mayor. 374 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,606 Mayor Honeybee, we have a situation. 375 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,815 Which I'm dealing with. 376 00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:43,317 Um, yes, hello, everyone. 377 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,401 Mayor Shanice. 378 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,236 But I'm actually not talking about the war. 379 00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,073 Things have gotten a little out of control in town. 380 00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,242 Okay, guys, I'll be right back. 381 00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,536 - Vera, uh, get them some coffee, okay? - Never. 382 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:58,290 ♪ My name is Bryan Mills And I bring home the bacon ♪ 383 00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:01,210 ♪ A special set of skills And my daughter's been taken ♪ 384 00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,962 Okay, uh, I am realizing 385 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,631 that getting rid of the noise curfew and allowing hunting in town 386 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,549 may not have been one of my finest moments. 387 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,094 I guess, uh, tell the crowd to disperse, Edna. 388 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,222 I'd love to, but no one is breaking the law. 389 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,932 Even the public drinking is legal now. 390 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,142 Boy, I really screwed the moose, but I can handle this. 391 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,268 This town still loves me. 392 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:21,146 Let me make an announcement that if everyone goes home right now, 393 00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:24,024 I will write on their Facebook wall when it's their birthday. 394 00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:26,193 Sorry. I was aiming for that moose. 395 00:16:26,902 --> 00:16:28,278 Mrs. Tuntley! 396 00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:30,447 Yoo-hoo, Mr. Owl! 397 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,616 I have eight more songs, then it's your turn. 398 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:35,786 Bottomless moonshine. Get your bottomless moonshine. 399 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,705 What have I done? 400 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,290 Oh, no. 401 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,458 Atten-hut. 402 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,585 Acting Mayor Honeybee Shaw-Tobin? 403 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:44,962 Unfortunately, yes. 404 00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,465 I hereby notify you that as an ally of the noble land of Whippleton, 405 00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:53,595 the town of Ted's Folly formally also declares war on Lone Moose. 406 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:54,888 Terrific. 407 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:55,973 What in the world? 408 00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,184 Honeybee, we need to take you to get your nails done. 409 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,520 Lady Bird's johnson. 410 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:05,024 I'm so upset I'm even wasting perfectly good pizza rolls. 411 00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,110 Babe, no, what is it? 412 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,695 The peppermint bark didn't work. 413 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,281 I know you're mad at me, but-but-but... 414 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:15,284 Whatever it is, it's gonna be okay. 415 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,953 Let me get some pizza rolls out of the trash for you. 416 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,709 Well, I'm the worst mayor Lone Moose has ever had. 417 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,170 That's my final declaration as mayor. 418 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:27,463 That I'm the worst. 419 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,506 Now, sweetie, I wouldn't be too hard on yourself. 420 00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:31,300 We've had some pretty bad mayors. 421 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,635 Mayor Hornby ate three of his constituents. 422 00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,720 Now, what's going on? 423 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,556 If I tell you, can you promise not to say "I told you so"? 424 00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,142 Can I silently mouth it? Wait, no, no, no, no. Go ahead. 425 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,311 Well, you know how Whippleton declared war? 426 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:44,730 - Yep. - Well, apparently the treaty says 427 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:47,316 that if they declare war, Ted's Folly has to too. 428 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,902 - Mm-hmm. - And I accidentally sort of on purpose 429 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,904 made public drinking and public nudity 430 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,364 and public singing and hunting moose in town legal, 431 00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:56,366 and I didn't know people would, you know... 432 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:57,576 Take advantage of it? 433 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,912 Uh-huh. I've always been good at being popular, 434 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,872 but I guess that's different than being powerful. 435 00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:04,833 I just was having fun being in charge and making decisions. 436 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,126 'Cause my dad never let me. 437 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:08,462 So then, when I was correcting you, it just... 438 00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,631 Reminded me of that. And made me-- 439 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,007 Mad. Aw, Honeybee. 440 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:14,927 I'm so sorry for being such a bossy bag of butts today. 441 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,137 Honestly, I was just jealous that you were mayor. 442 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,598 But you know what? I don't care if you're the town's favorite, 443 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,225 as long as I'm still your favorite. 444 00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,227 Of course you are. And I'm sorry too. 445 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,937 Some of your ideas were really great, 446 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,106 even if how you said them sucked pine cones. 447 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,607 So, are we back to good? 448 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:32,277 Of course. I mean, I'm a little annoyed about the peppermint bark supply, 449 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:36,156 which you know is impossible to get April through August, even on the dark web. 450 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:37,241 I know. 451 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,827 I guess I'll head back to town hall and undo all my doing. 452 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,246 I will no longer be popular, but it's the right thing. 453 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,165 No way. I know someone who's already not popular 454 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,042 and pretty ready to make everybody mad. 455 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,002 - Dane Cook? - Well, yes, probably him too, 456 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,504 but I'm talking about me. 457 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,883 I hereby use my authority as interim mayor to name Wolf Tobin 458 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:57,219 as Lone Moose's temporary interim mayor. 459 00:18:57,219 --> 00:19:01,765 There's a new, newer mayor in town, and he's about to flex his "no" muscle. 460 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:05,435 I may not be as popular as my beloved wife, 461 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,355 and no, I was not elected, nor do I have your confidence-- 462 00:19:08,355 --> 00:19:10,149 - I like you! - Thanks, Dad. 463 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,942 - You look amazing. - I know. 464 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,527 But I am here to fix stuff. 465 00:19:13,527 --> 00:19:15,070 So, listen up, Lone Moose. 466 00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,239 Here in my hand, I hold all of the bills 467 00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:20,117 that your favorite mayor, Honeybee Shaw, signed today. 468 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:24,538 I am now revoking all statutes passed today by executive order. 469 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,124 So holster your arrows, pack up your bar, 470 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:30,043 cover your butt cheeks, and disconnect your karaoke machine. 471 00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,171 What about your sandwich you left in the fridge? 472 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,965 Care to revoke that too? It's starting to stink. 473 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:38,552 Gwen, please. First, I need to put an end to this senseless bloodshed. 474 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:40,679 Ted's Folly's army, you're with us. 475 00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:43,015 I'm glad we're all friends again. 476 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,975 Ew. Why is your hand so wet? 477 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:48,687 Ah, I wish I knew, Shanice. I wish I knew. Group hug? 478 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,315 Touch me, and I'll have you arrested for war crimes. 479 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:53,567 One respectful nod it is. 480 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:57,613 Thank you for your loyal service, Temporary Interim Mayor Wolf. 481 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,239 It was my honor, Your Honor. 482 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:03,410 Lone Moose may not like me right now, but I know one person here who loves me. 483 00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:05,746 Look, I know you don't need me to save you, 484 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,748 but I sure like helping you from time to time. 485 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,167 Well, there's no one I'd rather have save me than you. 486 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,086 Unless it's a drowning situation, in which case I'm going Aquaman, 487 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:15,672 then The Rock, then that whale that played Willy, if he's free. 488 00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,883 He is now. All right, let's head home. 489 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,635 The peppermint bark may be gone, 490 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,804 but I think we still have some potato-shaped holiday novelty chocolates 491 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,681 from Saint Patrick's Day to dig into. 492 00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:26,850 How about you dig into this soggy hoagie? 493 00:20:26,850 --> 00:20:30,938 Since you can't remember to take it home, you can wear it home, Wolf. 494 00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:38,362 ♪ And I will always love you ♪ 495 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,781 - Honeybee, you saved me. - Did I? 496 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,616 Oh, God, there's sauce everywhere! 497 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,201 Shh. Just rest now. 498 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,161 You two are so flipping weird. 499 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,205 I'm going towards the light. 500 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,665 Don't you die on me! 501 00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,250 I'm leaving. Lock up when you go. 502 00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:52,668 You got it, Gwen. 503 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,504 ♪ ...you ♪ 504 00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:59,341 ♪ I will always love... ♪ 505 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:04,346 {\an8}♪ Bittersweet memories ♪ 506 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:11,019 {\an8}♪ That is all I'm taking with me ♪ 507 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:13,146 {\an8}♪ So goodbye ♪ 508 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:16,525 {\an8}♪ Please don't cry ♪ 509 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:22,781 {\an8}♪ We both know I'm not what you You need ♪ 510 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:27,035 {\an8}♪ And I ♪ 511 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,871 {\an8}♪ Will always love you, ooh ♪