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♪ Look up there ♪

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-♪ What do you see? ♪
-♪ Nature and stuff ♪

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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪

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[all] ♪ Hup, the Great North ♪

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-♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪
-[all] ♪ Hup, hey, oh ♪

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-♪ Catch some fish ♪
-♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪

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♪ Wow ♪

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♪ Hup, the Great North ♪

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-♪ Here we live ♪
-[all] ♪ Hup, oh ♪

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-♪ Here we'll stay ♪
-♪ Whoo ♪

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♪ From longest night to longest day ♪

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♪ In the Great North ♪

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[cheering]

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Attention, everyone. Yes,
this is still English literature class.

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And… [chuckles] …no, these aren't
the bones of F. Scott Fitzgerald.

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-Phew!
-You all know the science class skeleton,

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charmingly nicknamed Bonesy.

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Well, Bonesy is being retired on Monday
because apparently…

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-[students groaning]
-…it is no longer deemed acceptable

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to have a skeleton made of real bones
in the classroom.

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So everybody say good-bye to Bonesy.
This is his farewell tour.

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Hug the ones you love.

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You never know when this damn journey
called life will end.

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And, thankfully, we will also
be saying good-bye to the Bonesy prank.

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No!

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Yes. Good riddance to the annoying prank

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where one student steals Bonesy
from the closet,

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puts it on another student's porch,

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and then that student
has to return it to school

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without getting caught by a teacher.

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Um, question.

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Are you just being so negative,
because you are the only teacher

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who's never felt the glory
of catching a student returning Bonesy

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and sentencing them
to a week of detention?

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I don't care about that.

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-No one does.
-[snickers] Oh, really?

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Then why is the chalkboard
in the teacher's lounge

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completely devoted
to keeping track of that very thing?

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It's not. And it's an automatic F
if you mention that again.

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-You can't do that.
-I can do whatever I want.

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Except catch us returning Bonesy.

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-[students jeering, laughing]
-Whoo.

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Silence. [clears throat]

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Now, Gill, would you please wheel this
to the next classroom?

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♪ In the arms of the angel ♪

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I can't believe that, in 48 hours,
no one will ever be bonesyed again.

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RIP classic Lone Moose prank.

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Even though I got detention
when I was bonesyed,

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it was still the most
breathtaking experience of my life.

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And I've seen Penn & Teller live in Vegas.

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[chuckles] Oh, well, it's even better
when you don't get caught.

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The Tobins are kind of like
Bonesy legends. [sighs]

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We're tied for most family returns
with the Weakmarie triplets:

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Jimothy, Tawny and Brandlin.

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Ugh. Gorgeous
and good at returning skeletons?

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It's just not fair.

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But there are four Tobin kids.

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So, wouldn't that make you, guys,
the champs?

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[groans] Ham's never been bonesyed.

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What? Aw, Ham. That sucks.

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To never have that shot at glory,
to never feel the thrill of immortality.

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Ugh. It's so sad.

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Yeah. Yep. I agree. What a shame.

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I would have loved to have done it,

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'cause, you know, I'm very brave
and just a fun-loving daredevil

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who doesn't care
what teachers think about him.

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But-- [screams]

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Oh, no. I spilled soup all over my lap.
I gotta get to the nurse right now.

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Oh, Ham, your poor wiener.
Do you want me to go with you?

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No. I must go alone.

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Bill, bank statement--

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Ooh, a letter from my dad!

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Hah! Abraham Leg-coln. Back at it.

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Whoa, nice gams, Louis.
Someone's not skipping leg day.

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Honeybee, I didn't realize
your dad was a historical leg model.

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[chuckles] He wishes.

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This was taken
in the parking lot of Get Shorties.

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Fresno's Biggest Shorts Outlet.

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Dad and I would always camp out overnight

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in the line for their annual
Presidents' Day sale.

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Uh, live, laugh, love alert.

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We'd play games and drink wine coolers.

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Then, come morning, we'd trample folks
to get deeply discounted shorts.

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It was our thing. Uh-oh. [sniffles]

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Now I'm missing Dad.

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-And trampling.
-Aw. Don't be sad, my stomping Sandra.

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I know a pretty rad dad
who lives right next door.

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And mi papa es su papa.

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I mean, I love your dad,
but we don't have a thing.

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Well, then you gotta
throw your hat in the thing ring.

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Yeah. Maybe me and Beef could, uh,
trample people for shirts or belts.

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That's the spirit.

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Ooh, get Dad a crop top. He needs
something for when we go clubbing.

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Sweetie, you do not go clubbing.

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We do not go clubbing yet.

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Mmm, mmm, mmm. Dad, another
delicious plain pasta with butter meal.

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Do you ever stop kissing his A?

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A-bsolutely not.

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So, uh, Beef, I was wondering
if you wanted to, uh, have a hang soon?

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Sounds great. I'll be reorganizing
the wood pile by log size after dinner,

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and I would love a conversation partner.

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Uh, no. To clarify, I meant something fun.

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Oh. Well, actually, tomorrow
is my annual ice fishing day out.

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Oh-- [stammers] Honeybee, maybe--

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If you wanna tag along,
I'd love to have you.

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-No, no, no, no, no.
-Sure. Maybe that could become our thing.

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-Oh, boy.
-Get ready for a day

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filled with excitement and adrenaline.

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I went ice fishing once.

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We were fishing for my pal Elsie's cousin,
who had fallen under.

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We caught him,
but his butt crack had frozen over,

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and he had to poop out the front
from then on.

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I don't believe you.

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And I don't care.

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Touché.

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All right, Honeybee.
We leave at sunrise tomorrow.

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I better go finish my mixtape
for the drive.

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I hope you enjoy the haunting melodies
of Shawn Colvin as much as I do.

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[giggles]

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Oh, good. I just love it when
a table full of white people stares at me.

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Sorry, Honeybee, but I can't believe you
volunteered to go ice fishing with dad.

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That is definitely not gonna be
your thing.

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It is so boring. It's actually terrifying.

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What's so bad about it?

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It's extremely cold,
and Dad doesn't even like to talk.

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You just sit there.

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I love outdoor stuff, but when I tried it,

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the quiet and cold opened a dark kingdom
in my mind from which I barely returned.

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You can't stay awake,
but it's too cold to fall asleep,

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so you enter this kinda limbo dream state.

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[quivers] The visions.

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Yeah. I saw the green Teletubby in there.
He was eating Michelle from Full House.

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[quivers] Oh, yep. It shows you
your worst nightmares.

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Hmm. Well, my worst nightmare
involves this monster

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who has eyes all over his body.

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All over? Even his butt?

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Especially his butt.

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But I'm not worried about being bored.

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My doctor in Fresno diagnosed me
as medically fun.

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-All right. Suit yourself.
-I will.

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Okay. Gonna go rustle up
some Mad Libs and a few wine coolers

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to bring with us tomorrow.

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That girl's gonna die.

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-[Ham] Oh, yeah.
-[Moon] RIP.

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All right, Mr. Tobin,
let's get our ices on the road.

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And pressing play.

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[♪ "Sunny Came Home" plays]

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♪ Sunny came home with a vengeance ♪

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[bangs on door]

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[exclaims]

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I've been bonesyed?

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No!

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Holy hash browns, Ham.
You finally got boned.

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Oh, this is huge.

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If you pull this off, the Tobins
will be the all time Bonesy kings.

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You guys, I'm sorry to say this,
but I don't wanna return Bonesy.

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I hate getting in trouble,
I hate doing sneaky stuff,

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and I was so close to dodging
this Bonesy bullet.

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Look, I understand the nerves.

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[chuckles] I diarrheaed everywhere
the first time I got Bonesy. Remember?

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Oh, yeah. Everywhere. All down the stairs.

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But you won't understand the true thrill
of pulling an epic Bonesy

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until you do it, Ham.

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I'll never forget
my very last Bonesy return.

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It was prom night,
and I had just put on my tuxedo

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when cheesecake showed up on my doorstep.

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They got me, Wolf.

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I've been bonesyed on prom night.
You gotta help me.

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We hopped in the car
and picked up my date.

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But when we got to the school,
it was a madhouse.

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How could we possibly sneak Bonesy inside?

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Then it hit me. I had a wild plan.

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Thankfully, Lara agreed to help me.

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And luckily,
this was during her wig phase.

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Me, Cheesecake and Bonesy
entered the dance. It was packed.

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Bonesy and I danced for three whole songs.

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Bonesy looked ravishing.

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Then just as we were about to do something
we'd both regret.

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Cheesecake reminded me, we needed
to get Bonesy back to the closet.

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But almost immediately,
we ran into Principal Gibbons.

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Hello, boys and--
Lara, Are you feeling okay?

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We were an ass crack away
from getting majorly busted.

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But luckily,
Cheesecake can vomit on command.

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And, boy, did he ever come through.

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The chaperone scrambled
to clean up the barf,

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leaving an unguarded door to the hallway.

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So we made a dash for it.

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And that was it. Bonesy was back,

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and we'd done it
right under the administration's nose.

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It was absolutely epic.

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Wait, why did you dance with the skeleton
for three songs?

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[chuckles]
Oh, if you'd seen her, you'd know.

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-[groans]
-I'm telling you, Ham,

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you'll rise to the occasion.
You're a Tobin.

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It's a family tradition,
and we'll help you.

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Good idea. He'll need us.

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The teachers are probably on high alert.

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Okay… [groans] …I guess I have to try.

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But it's a Saturday.
How are we gonna get in?

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Oh, how about Russell?

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He's the head of the junior janitors.
He'll have a key.

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All right then. Let the bones begin.

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All right. Our lines have been cast,
and now we wait.

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Okay, yes. But me and my dad
always kicked off shorts sale night

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with a few Mad Libs.

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-Give me a noun.
-Uh--

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What'll it be? Poop? Butt? Toilet?
No shame in the classics.

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Um, actually, Honeybee,

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ice fishing is best practiced
in complete and total silence.

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Oh, so that's real?
The total silence stuff?

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I mean, maybe we could kinda mix it up.

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I brought cards, dice, a cheese board,
not to mention my sparkling personality.

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[chuckles] None of that will be necessary.

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So we just sit here.

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Yes. I mean, there's more to it than that.

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We sit. We breathe.

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We, uh, think?

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[chuckles] Oh, no.
The less you think the better.

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Try to clear your mind entirely.

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Try to see
only this blank sheet of ice below us.

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Hmm. Is it okay to have a wine cooler
while I do that?

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Uh, I suppose.

223
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You want one too?

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Or I bought a couple of discontinued
Four Lokos off the beverage dark web.

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No, thank you.

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Okay. Just not talking.
Just, uh, thinking about ice.

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Okay, I promise
I'm gonna be quiet after this,

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but I just figured out which version
of Batman I could be friends with.

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Honeybee.

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It's LEGO Batman.

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[doorbell rings]

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Oh, hey, Moon.

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Did you bring your whole family
for Cinnamon Rolls Saturday?

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Not cool, man. My mom only makes a dozen.

235
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No, Russell. We need
your junior janitor keys to the school.

236
00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,744
It's an emergency. Ham got bonesyed.

237
00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,204
Keys to the school?
Are you out of your minds?

238
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,998
They'd never trust me with those.

239
00:10:24,081 --> 00:10:26,834
I somehow lost my shirt
last week during math class.

240
00:10:26,917 --> 00:10:29,587
I was top up nude
for social studies and gym.

241
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:32,465
Well, I guess I should just give up
and move away.

242
00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,967
I do know a window with a broken latch,

243
00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:38,304
but it's on the second floor,
which is a little risky.

244
00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:40,806
A little risky? [scoffs] That's nothing.

245
00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:43,517
My Bonesy-return plan was a lot risky.

246
00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:47,396
It began when I placed a phone call
to the math teacher, Mrs. Grandsper,

247
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,942
and told her anyone who supported our boys
during World War II got a free day off.

248
00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:54,278
She said… [imitating Mrs. Grandsper]
…"Thank you, Mr. President,

249
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,988
and God bless America."

250
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:59,325
Then I took her place and taught
four periods of geometry

251
00:10:59,408 --> 00:11:02,662
with Bonesy packed in an oversized purse,
graded all her tests

252
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:04,872
and even ate lunch with Principal Gibbons.

253
00:11:04,955 --> 00:11:06,332
Then when the coast was clear,

254
00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,877
I simply wheeled Bonesy between classrooms
right out in the open.

255
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,837
[Wolf] Legendary, my brother.

256
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,215
Now, Russell, we'll need you
to show us this window.

257
00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,467
And also bring each of us a cinnamon roll.

258
00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:20,930
I will bring you one cinnamon roll
and you can split it into five pieces.

259
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,933
[clears throat] Now, just give me
a minute to get dressed.

260
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,686
My mom's boyfriend, Jamie,
just got me some new overalls

261
00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:28,979
and it does take me a moment
to wriggle in.

262
00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,732
There she blows.

263
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:34,902
All right, Russell. Thanks for your help.
We'll take it from here.

264
00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:36,529
This is a Tobin-only mission.

265
00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:38,322
If we wanna one-up the Weakmaries,

266
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:41,075
-it has to be just us.
-Then I'll take my leave.

267
00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:44,537
But first, a good luck hug
for each of you. Judy.

268
00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,580
-We said get lost!
-[giggles] You got it.

269
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,834
Okay. I believe I can get
to the open window from the tree.

270
00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,169
I'll hop in, run down and let you guys in.

271
00:11:52,253 --> 00:11:54,255
I'll go with you.
I've got this just in case.

272
00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:56,340
Distraction is key when returning Bonesy.

273
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:59,176
In fact, my entire Bonesy plan
relied on distraction.

274
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,887
When I had to bring him back,
school was in session.

275
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,264
And to make matters worse,

276
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:05,766
some turncoat had told the teachers
who had it.

277
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,601
So I wanted to up the ante a little.

278
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,229
-Sue me.
-I knew the fuzz would be looking for me,

279
00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,523
so I went ahead and made sure
they could find me.

280
00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,483
A lot of me's.

281
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,985
[chorus] ♪ Judy ♪

282
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,778
[singer, speaking]
♪ Now that's a lot of Judy's. ♪

283
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:21,615
[chorus, singing]
♪ Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy ♪

284
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:25,202
♪ Judy ♪

285
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,914
[Judy] Principal Gibbons thought
he was about to put a win on the board,

286
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,750
but he picked the wrong Judy.

287
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,461
And by the time the teachers realized
what was happening,

288
00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,546
Bonesy was returned,
Gibbons was humiliated,

289
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,465
and the Tobin legacy lived on.

290
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:38,549
[singers] ♪ Judy ♪

291
00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,593
All right. Judy and Moon,
let's go bust you in.

292
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,136
Ham, hang here.

293
00:12:42,219 --> 00:12:44,972
So, who do you think
stuck you with the bones, Ham?

294
00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,850
There is a Wisconsin Baker
on YouTube named Christopher Cakes

295
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:49,226
who isn't my biggest fan.

296
00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,103
Seems like a pretty extreme reaction

297
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,856
for leaving one constructive comment
on his video though.

298
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,107
I hear what you're saying.

299
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:57,151
You want me to find him
and kill him for you.

300
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:58,778
I definitely did not say that.

301
00:12:58,861 --> 00:12:59,862
Loud and clear.

302
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,072
Please do not find and kill
Christopher Cakes.

303
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,408
Alexa, help me find Christopher.

304
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,828
I've told you a thousand times,
you can't just shout that into the air.

305
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,789
That's not how Alexa works.

306
00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:13,209
Oh, look, Moon and Judy got in.
Game on, Donkey Kong.

307
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:17,129
[whimpers] Alexa, find me a way
to get out of returning Bonesy.

308
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,344
[grunting]

309
00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:25,304
[Moon grunts]

310
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,768
Well, well, w-- [groans]

311
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:33,187
Damn it. That was supposed to look cool.

312
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,940
So, I spy with my little eye,

313
00:13:36,023 --> 00:13:38,776
two Tobin siblings
carrying a large duffel bag

314
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,320
on a weekend that Bonesy
just happens to be missing.

315
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:42,655
Oh, crap.

316
00:13:42,738 --> 00:13:46,408
I finally did it and I stopped
the very last Bonesy return.

317
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,161
I'll be a legend. [cackles]

318
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:50,538
A legend!

319
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:51,622
Now open the bag.

320
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:52,998
Oh, Mr. Golovkin.

321
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:54,375
[chuckling] Oh, no.

322
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:56,001
You think Bonesy is in this bag?

323
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,711
[Mr. Golovkin] Apples?

324
00:13:57,795 --> 00:14:00,256
We were going to put them
on all the teachers' desks

325
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,091
because we love teachers.

326
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:06,053
A decoy duffel. That must mean… [pants]

327
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,598
[sighs]

328
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,268
Maybe I should make a joke.
Get Beef laughing.

329
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,729
Nope. That is a man
who does not wanna talk to me.

330
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:18,399
This was a mistake.
Ice fishing won't be our thing.

331
00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:22,444
Ugh! This is boring, and it's making me
sleepy just like they said it would.

332
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,654
-[♪ dreamy music playing]
-Wait.

333
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:25,072
What's that music?

334
00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,908
Oh, no. Am I in a limbo?

335
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,285
[eyeball guy] Yes, Honeybee.

336
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,995
Yes, yes, yes.

337
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,038
Skate with me, Honeybee.

338
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:36,041
[screams] The eyeball guy from my dream!
Stay away from me.

339
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,835
I can't stay away.

340
00:14:37,918 --> 00:14:39,670
You're my wife now.

341
00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,798
Okay, come on. This has gotta be a dream.
Wake up, Honeybee, wake up.

342
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,426
You're ice fishing. You're in the shack.
Wake up! [screams]

343
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:48,220
-[shouts] Who are they?
-They're our beautiful babies,

344
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,014
Chet and Roxanne.

345
00:14:50,097 --> 00:14:51,682
[both] Mommy.

346
00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,018
[screaming]

347
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,561
-[gasps]
-Honeybee, what the--

348
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,897
Oh, my God. Now, I see
what everybody was talking about.

349
00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:00,357
I was in the limbo
and there were eye monsters.

350
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:03,277
No wonder all your kids hate this.
That was awful.

351
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,361
I hate this too!

352
00:15:04,445 --> 00:15:06,947
Oh, I-- Hmm.

353
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,574
[Mr. Golovkin panting]

354
00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:09,700
[groans]

355
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,327
I'm on to you, Tobins.

356
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:14,371
I'm getting my Bonesy bust!

357
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:18,208
Okay, Ham Solo,
you're on your own from here.

358
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,127
What? But you said you'd help me.

359
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:23,672
We did. But this last path,
you must walk alone.

360
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:26,133
Ham, we're the ones who bonesyed you.

361
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:27,843
What? Why?

362
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,429
Just to make sure we beat the Weakmaries?

363
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,891
God, no. We wanted you
to be a part of the family legacy.

364
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,643
This is your last chance, Ham.

365
00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,020
And we knew you could do this
just as well as we could.

366
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,314
-Now, go, go, go.
-[Ham panting]

367
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,943
So, you hate this?

368
00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,653
Yeah, sorry, but I think I do!

369
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,863
I just wanted to come out here
and hang out with you

370
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,365
and have some dad bonding time.

371
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,617
But we're just sitting here
being deathly quiet.

372
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:55,120
And I feel like you didn't
even really want me to come with you.

373
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,455
Wait, what?

374
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,165
I brought all this fun stuff

375
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,043
and, as I mentioned,
my sparkling personality,

376
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,837
and I thought maybe ice fishing
could be our thing.

377
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:07,216
But you weren't interested in having fun
with me, and I miss my dad,

378
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,760
and I just wanna buy shorts
and step on people.

379
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,596
Honeybee, I'm sorry
you're missing your dad,

380
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,641
but I actually really hoped
this would be our thing.

381
00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:18,811
I mean, in fact, you're my last hope.

382
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,730
You sound like O-Beef-Wan Kenobi.

383
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,482
What are you talking about?

384
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:29,488
Well, I know how the kids don't like
the kind of limbo where you see stuff.

385
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,908
Oh. You heard about the Teletubby
eating Michelle from Full House?

386
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:33,993
Boy, did I?

387
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:38,872
But when I go into that limbo state,
I see the fish under the ice,

388
00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:40,916
and I kinda call to them.

389
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,584
Oh… [sniffles] …cool.

390
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,378
Yeah, it makes me happy,

391
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:47,047
the stillness, and the wind,
and the silence.

392
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:51,051
And I hoped one of the kids would be
like me, would actually enjoy that.

393
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,095
But they severely didn't,

394
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,596
and you don't either.

395
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:58,183
So I guess in the future,
I'll just do it alone.

396
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:00,894
Actually, you know what, Beef?

397
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:05,024
Um, I think I'd-- [sniffles]
I think I'd like to give it another try.

398
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,108
-Really?
-Yup.

399
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:09,319
If I can see a monster made of eyes,
I can probably see a fish.

400
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,487
Mmm, so true.

401
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,824
But real quick, I will need to slam
two or three more wine coolers.

402
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:14,950
[chuckles] Fair enough.

403
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,910
And you know what? Four Loko me.

404
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,245
Oh, hell yeah, Beef.

405
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,457
[panting]

406
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,334
[Mr. Golovkin] Stop right there, Ham.

407
00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:25,419
[sighs]

408
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:28,005
Your chance at Bonesy has been blownsied.

409
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,886
[♪ dreamy music playing]

410
00:17:37,014 --> 00:17:38,265
[whispering] Beef, Beef.

411
00:17:38,348 --> 00:17:40,601
I see a fish just like you said.

412
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:41,894
Do you see it too?

413
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,353
I do. I do!

414
00:17:43,437 --> 00:17:45,439
Let us summon it with our minds.

415
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:47,608
Catch that fish, Honeybee.

416
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:49,151
[gasps, screams]

417
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,195
Oh, my God. Stay calm.

418
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,654
-Stay calm!
-[groaning]

419
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,032
Reel. Pause. Reel then pause.

420
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,992
-It's c-- It's coming!
-Yes.

421
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,787
This is just like wrestling shorts
away from somebody at the big sale.

422
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,413
Get those shorts, Honeybee.

423
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,875
Just gotta let all the other shoppers
think that I'm getting tired.

424
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,461
That's it. That's it. You got her now.

425
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:10,464
-And then you get those shorts!
-Sweet Lord.

426
00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:11,548
She's a monster.

427
00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,217
Hurry up, this fish is strong!

428
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,177
[both grunting]

429
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,888
I got it. We did it!

430
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:21,725
I haven't felt this alive since
I nabbed ten skorts for the price of one.

431
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,977
[Mr. Golovkin] I got ya.

432
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,771
Aha! I did it!

433
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,190
-I caught you!
-Caught me doing what?

434
00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,858
You're still gonna try to play dumb?

435
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:32,027
Ham, I wasn't born yesterday,

436
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,072
which is also the title of a great
black-and-white comedy from the '50s.

437
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:37,491
-Judy Holliday won the Oscar.
-Oh, neat.

438
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:40,786
Whoo! I am going to live on
in Lone Moose history

439
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,956
as the teacher who derailed
the final Bonesy prank.

440
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,250
But Mr. Golovkin, there's one problem.

441
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,293
This isn't Bonesy.

442
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:52,172
Oh, this is ridiculous.
I know you took Bonesy. I'll show you.

443
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,174
See? It's gone.

444
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:55,259
Is it?

445
00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,845
Um, what's that then
in the corner over there?

446
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:58,929
Huh?

447
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:03,308
Damn it. Then what skeleton is in the bag?

448
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,393
Oh, this?

449
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:06,311
This is one
of the student council skeletons

450
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,771
from the haunted homecoming dance.

451
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:10,232
Look, when you press this button,
his eyes glow.

452
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:11,775
No. No, no, no, no, no.

453
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,902
Be a lamb and return it for me, would you?

454
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,654
But-- But, but, but--

455
00:19:15,737 --> 00:19:17,948
Okay. I'll see you later, Mr. Golovkin.

456
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,992
Sorry teachers suck and whatnot.

457
00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,494
So Bonesy was in his closet
the whole time?

458
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,079
Ham, how?

459
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,873
When I heard Bonesy was being retired,

460
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:29,626
I knew there was no way you guys
would let me miss my chance, so…

461
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,754
Remember when I spilled hot soup
on my pants at lunch?

462
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,132
Ha, that wasn't hot soup at all.

463
00:19:35,215 --> 00:19:36,550
It was room temperature water.

464
00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,885
But you didn't know that.

465
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:38,969
And Crispin was like…

466
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:40,888
[imitating Crispin]
…"Oh, Ham, your poor wiener.

467
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,222
Do you want me to go with you?"

468
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:44,183
And I said, "No, I must go alone."

469
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,934
But I didn't go to the nurse.

470
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:48,687
I needed a decoy skeleton, and luckily

471
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,148
I was part of the student council
dance planning committee.

472
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,233
Thank God.
Our student party loves a theme.

473
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:56,945
I took a skeleton and a cloak
and also a bunch of spider rings

474
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,572
because they are so much fun to wear.

475
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:01,074
Fifth period is free,
so I knew the room would be empty.

476
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:04,453
I covered up the real Bonesy
and put the decoy in his place.

477
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,581
And just in time too,

478
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,708
because Judy and Moon were
right behind me,

479
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,127
ready to get their hands on Bonesy's bones

480
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,671
and deliver them
to their unsuspecting brother.

481
00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,133
Except they weren't Bonesy's bones at all.

482
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:22,304
You pulled the greatest Bonesy ever
and he never even left his closet.

483
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:25,224
I rose to the occasion
before it even occasioned.

484
00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:26,391
Genius.

485
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,769
The Weakmaries can munch our buns.

486
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:31,104
The Tobins are the skeleton kings.

487
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,607
Oh, our children will tell tales of this.

488
00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,776
But wait, if the skeleton was
already in there,

489
00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:37,361
why did you put on the big act today?

490
00:20:37,444 --> 00:20:39,863
'Cause, uh,
if this was Bonesy's last ride,

491
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,990
I wanted us all to take it together.

492
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,660
-[pounding on door]
-Huh. Who could be here now?

493
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,497
Guys, I think this is for you.

494
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:51,792
Looks like Golovkin
wants one more chance to catch us.

495
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:55,504
Well, time to go to the cemetery
and pick up another decoy. Who's in?

496
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:57,214
[all agreeing]

497
00:20:57,297 --> 00:20:59,549
[Wolf] Time to bone
with my family one more time.

498
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,842
-[Honeybee] Whoa, yuck.
-[Judy] Ew.

499
00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:05,430
♪ I've given up on love
I was the man who walked apart ♪

500
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,183
♪ Then in she clattered
Nothing else mattered ♪

501
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,270
-♪ She stuck her Bones right in my heart ♪
-[singers harmonizing]

502
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,230
[Wolf] ♪ She's the woman of my dreams ♪

503
00:21:13,313 --> 00:21:15,941
♪ I don't care if everybody screams ♪

504
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:18,068
♪ I don't wanna be a loner ♪

505
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,778
♪ 'Cause these bones give me, uh-- ♪

506
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,322
♪ A huge beautiful feeling ♪

507
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,949
♪ Bone lady ♪

508
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:26,535
♪ Never leave me alone, lady ♪

509
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:28,829
♪ You melted my heart of stone ♪

510
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:30,872
♪ The moment I kissed your bone ♪