1 00:00:02,961 --> 00:00:04,337 Look up there 2 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,173 Like a rock 3 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:37,454 {\an8}Oh, my God. The vibe in the cafeteria today 4 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:38,830 {\an8}is electric. 5 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:41,750 {\an8}I can't believe the lower 48 exchange student 6 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:43,376 {\an8}from our sister city of Long Grove, Illinois 7 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:44,627 {\an8}arrives next week. 8 00:00:44,627 --> 00:00:46,212 {\an8}Oh, right. You know, as someone 9 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:47,922 {\an8}who until this year was homeschooled, 10 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:50,008 {\an8}I cannot wait to taste that fresh meat. 11 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,593 {\an8}Sorry, I know not to call her fresh meat, 12 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,261 {\an8}but it's just fun to say. 13 00:00:53,261 --> 00:00:54,888 {\an8}- Fresh meat. - And Long Grove is just 14 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,765 {\an8}an hour outside of Chicago, so that meat 15 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,266 {\an8}is gonna be bringing the sophistication 16 00:00:58,266 --> 00:00:59,768 {\an8}in her meat pockets. 17 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,728 {\an8}Sorry, I know I should also not say that. 18 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:03,438 {\an8}Remember how last year's student-slash-meat had 19 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:06,149 {\an8}a fake ID and just casually brought red wine 20 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,735 {\an8}to the Bon Voyage Bonfire at the end of the week? 21 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,613 {\an8}It was so cool and also got a lot of people suspended. 22 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,531 {\an8}It's so rad that my family won the lottery to host. 23 00:01:13,531 --> 00:01:14,991 {\an8}I know! 24 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:17,744 {\an8}Can you imagine rolling into the Bon Voyage Bonfire 25 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:20,246 {\an8}with this incredible, big city sophisticate on our arms 26 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,707 {\an8}after spending a week becoming her closest friends? 27 00:01:22,707 --> 00:01:24,459 {\an8}I don't want to get ahead of ourselves, 28 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:26,086 {\an8}but it might make us cool forever 29 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,463 {\an8}and finally get Stacy B. to leave us alone. 30 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,256 {\an8}Look at my former best friend over there 31 00:01:30,256 --> 00:01:32,926 {\an8}with all her-- pfft-- already popular friends. 32 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:34,511 {\an8}I bet she's furious that 33 00:01:34,511 --> 00:01:36,096 {\an8}the exchange student will be in our group. 34 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,597 She'll have to stop calling us the... 35 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,015 The Three Muska-weirds! 36 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:40,308 What are you guys even doing? 37 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:41,559 Probably something super weird. 38 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:43,061 Eating a bowl of finger nails? 39 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:44,979 That's what I heard from when I told everyone that. 40 00:01:44,979 --> 00:01:46,606 Ugh, you know what we're doing. 41 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,358 We're eating lunch, which isn't weird. 42 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,735 Yeah, everybody does it, except maybe those who... 43 00:01:50,735 --> 00:01:52,153 had, like, a large breakfast. 44 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:53,738 But most people, they eat lunch. 45 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,658 - Thanks for the lecture, Dr. Lunch. - You're welcome. 46 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,201 Uh, no, actually not. You don't get to give me 47 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,661 another stupid nickname, 48 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:02,205 and also stop calling us "The Three Muska-weirds." 49 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:03,665 I bet you haven't even read the book 50 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:05,000 that you're basing that insult on. 51 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:06,626 What are you talking about, Judy? 52 00:02:06,626 --> 00:02:08,670 I based it on a candy bar. Bye... 53 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,130 Ugh, she's so mean. 54 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:11,756 But pretty soon there will be four of us, 55 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:13,675 and she can't call us The Four Muska-weirds. 56 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,552 She absolutely can call us that. 57 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,387 But overall things are looking up. 58 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,888 Did you get "A" 59 00:02:18,888 --> 00:02:20,306 for number four? 60 00:02:20,306 --> 00:02:22,976 Uh, because I'm also feeling "B" and "C." 61 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,980 - And honestly, "D" has a little something going for her. - It's "C." 62 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,774 And that's why you have the highest GPA in our grade 63 00:02:29,774 --> 00:02:32,110 and get to go to Illinois on the exchange program. 64 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,486 - Are you jazzed? - Of course. 65 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,113 Who doesn't want to see Long Grove, 66 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,448 home of the longest grove? 67 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,741 Oop, before I forget. 68 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:38,992 I wanted to leave you with something 69 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,326 to remember me by while I'm gone, 70 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,120 so I found this handsome little devil 71 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,205 at the garden center, and I was wondering 72 00:02:44,205 --> 00:02:46,541 if you'd like to cactus-sit him while I'm gone. 73 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:50,378 Oh. He is... so cute and sharp. 74 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,714 I named him Robert. Robert Plant-inson. 75 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:55,175 You know I am very slightly afraid of cactuses, 76 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,510 but this one is so small, 77 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,388 and I have always thought about having kids, 78 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:03,224 so cactus-sitting sounds like an easy way to practice, 79 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:05,727 especially if I have a baby with thorns one day. 80 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,688 Now, what are we thinking on this next one? "A," maybe "C"? 81 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,398 - It's "B." - I knew it! 82 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:12,942 Thanks again for letting us sleep over all week, Esther. 83 00:03:12,942 --> 00:03:14,235 Of course, girls, we've already got 84 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,862 - Kima's cousin here. - Nasty. 85 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,822 Uh, you mispronounced "extremely cool." 86 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:20,325 Uh, you mispronounced "My name is Dane, 87 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:22,410 "and my farts smells like gasoline-soaked Cheetos 88 00:03:22,410 --> 00:03:23,745 "that someone ate and then threw up 89 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:25,038 "and then someone ate that barf 90 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,623 and then farted again after that." 91 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,458 Kima, stop. Although, Dane, 92 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,418 - your farts really are a mess. - Thank you, Uncle Walt. 93 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,045 So, you dweebs are staying here all week 94 00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,713 just to hang out with someone from-- 95 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,465 checks notes-- Illi-nerd? 96 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,884 Why do I hate it when Stacy makes fun of me, 97 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,844 but I love it when Dane makes fun of me? 98 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,888 Because I'm like the guys from Jackass, 99 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,682 a little wild but a lot lovable. 100 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:45,225 Judy, no, Dane's gross. 101 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:47,227 And he has a tattoo of Garfield saying "no worries" 102 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,229 - on his calf. - Roasted. 103 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,106 You know who else is getting roasted pretty bad? 104 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:52,899 Only in not such a fun way? 105 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,067 Mother Earth. 106 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,402 Dad, we all get it. 107 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,653 You're a climate scientist, 108 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,446 but also you're preaching to the choir. 109 00:03:58,446 --> 00:03:59,906 We're the ones that are gonna get broiled alive. 110 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:01,241 It's a bummer. 111 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:02,534 Oh, sorry. 112 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:03,993 Is it a bummer that at this pace, 113 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:06,162 your mother and the other Alaskan smoke jumpers up here 114 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:08,206 are gonna be fighting wildfires year-round? 115 00:04:08,206 --> 00:04:10,166 Is it a bummer that whole pods of seals 116 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:11,459 are dying because the sea ice 117 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:12,711 off Biorka Island is thinner than a... 118 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:14,462 - Walt, cool it. - Fine. 119 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:16,339 But you know what's cooling way too fast? 120 00:04:16,339 --> 00:04:17,549 - Oh, my God. - Stop. - Let us eat, Walt. 121 00:04:17,549 --> 00:04:18,842 So guys, for real, 122 00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,343 what do we know about the Illi-nerd? 123 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:21,636 Esther! All we know is 124 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,430 that she's probably very sophisticated 125 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,098 and her shine will get all over us, 126 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:27,392 and Stacy B. will stop calling us The Three Musk-a-weirds. 127 00:04:27,392 --> 00:04:29,602 What is Stacy B.'s problem with you three, anyway? 128 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,730 It's not Stacy B.'s problem with us three, 129 00:04:31,730 --> 00:04:33,815 it's really just... me. 130 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,775 See, all through childhood, me and Stacy B. were best friends. 131 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,069 We even had matching BFF toe rings. 132 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,363 But then, as we got older, things changed, 133 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,866 and it all came to a head one day at school. 134 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,743 She had already disinvited me from her birthday party, 135 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,244 which was weird because it was happening at my house. 136 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:49,289 But then I made the fatal error of coming to school 137 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,249 in a very fun airbrushed T-shirt 138 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:53,626 where the "U" in my name was replaced by a rainbow. 139 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:57,464 {\an8}And out of nowhere, Stacy B. turned to me and said... 140 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,798 Are you wearing a shirt 141 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:00,300 with your own name on it 142 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:01,801 where the "U" is replaced by a rainbow? 143 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,763 {\an8}Oof. If there's one thing I've learned 144 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,431 {\an8}from C.J. on The West Wing, 145 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:08,224 {\an8}it's that a well-timed rhetorical question 146 00:05:08,224 --> 00:05:10,143 {\an8}can cut very deep. 147 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:13,271 All she did was point out a fact, but a line was drawn. 148 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,857 Stacy left me behind, and I never understood it. 149 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,985 And I couldn't even bring myself to take my BFF toe ring off, 150 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,363 and it really hurts, because it got very tight. 151 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,864 And also, it hurts emotionally 152 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:24,324 because she didn't want to be my friend anymore. 153 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,492 Both things are unpleasant! 154 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,910 Well, when Chicago Jill gets here, 155 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,245 she's gonna take us from The Three Muska-weirds 156 00:05:29,245 --> 00:05:32,457 to the four muska-cool-girls you respect too much to bully. 157 00:05:32,457 --> 00:05:34,709 Just like Dane's calf-Garfield says: "No worries." 158 00:05:36,378 --> 00:05:38,755 Attention, let's kick off 159 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:40,423 this full week of out-of-town fun 160 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:44,219 from today Meet-Ya-Monday to Friday's Bon Voyage Bonfire. 161 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:46,888 It's my honor to present Lone Moose's annual 162 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,973 "Lower 48 Exchange Student." 163 00:05:48,973 --> 00:05:51,351 And now, without further ado... 164 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,894 This is further ado. 165 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:55,939 What you're doing right now is textbook further ado. 166 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:59,734 - Oh, well, ado apologize. - Mm-mm. Yuck. 167 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:02,987 Well, I liked it. Anyway, here's Jill Gerbert-Erble. 168 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:06,866 Oh, man. Here she comes in her leather jacket and heels. 169 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,827 Uh... Jill? Huh. 170 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:10,370 She told me she wanted to make a big entran-- 171 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,579 Oh, here we go. 172 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:16,418 Rub your antennas together for the Queen Bee! 173 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,586 Thank you, sir, however, I am not, nor will I ever be, 174 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:19,963 comfortable sharing the stage. 175 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:21,131 Please step back. 176 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,383 Now, who's ready to take a Jill Pill? 177 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,469 Side effects include: diah-respect for bees. 178 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:27,679 Oh, no. 179 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:28,805 You're probably wondering 180 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:30,056 what my life is like back home, 181 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,017 on the Gerbert-Erble Family Bee Farm. 182 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:34,019 So let me tell you: amazing. 183 00:06:34,019 --> 00:06:35,979 Um, what is happening? 184 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,273 The Gerbert-Erble Family Bee Farm is located 45 minutes 185 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,816 outside of Long Grove, 186 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,818 in an unincorporated hamlet called Beesville. 187 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:43,862 My school is in Long Grove, my online school. 188 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,572 I go twice a year to take exams. 189 00:06:45,572 --> 00:06:47,741 Have you ever even been to Chicago? 190 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,784 Why? So I can get trampled to death 191 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,078 by all the improv actors sprinting to get in line 192 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,747 for deep dish pizzas? No, thank you. 193 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,915 Of course, this absolute bizarro is staying 194 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:57,500 with The Three Muska-weirds. 195 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:58,752 I bet they're gonna spend the whole week 196 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,086 holding hands on the toilet. 197 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,546 Freaks. 198 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:03,465 It's like my rainbow T-shirt came to life 199 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:05,008 and lives on a bee farm. 200 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,556 So, you guys are staying here all week just to be with moi? 201 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:12,682 It's like a little hive and I'm the queen. 202 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:14,351 Oh, okay, so, the bee thing is like... 203 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,019 this is, like, your whole personality? 204 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:17,937 - Cool. - Now, Mrs. Esther and Mr. Walter, 205 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:19,689 where do you keep your honey carafe? 206 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,609 - Oh, for... what? - Okay, Walt. 207 00:07:22,609 --> 00:07:24,736 Like we were gonna have tacos without honey? 208 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:26,321 - You big clown. - What? 209 00:07:26,321 --> 00:07:29,366 Dad, Jill, um, loves honey and bees, 210 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:31,284 and actually has a super interesting life 211 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,578 back on her family's bee farm, so... 212 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,163 Wait a second. A farm? 213 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,499 Not Chicago? I thought you were a big-city big shot? 214 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:39,125 I am something of a big shot. 215 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,710 Not to buzz my own hind wings, 216 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,421 but I'm, uh, in charge of a whole section of the apiary. 217 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:46,508 Ooh. Oh, no. Mrs. Esther, where is the nearest toilet? 218 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:47,926 Just down that hallway on the left. 219 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:49,678 Please do not wait for me to eat the tacos. 220 00:07:49,678 --> 00:07:52,055 The TSA seized my water bottle full of honey, 221 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:53,890 and, without my daily dose, 222 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:55,934 oof, my bowels have been thrown for quite a loop. 223 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,186 Okay, go ahead. You can say it. 224 00:07:58,186 --> 00:08:00,438 We're The Four Muska-weirds now. This blows. 225 00:08:00,438 --> 00:08:02,190 Come on, Judy, she's definitely odd, 226 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,067 but she's only here five days. 227 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,527 And we shouldn't make her feel weird. 228 00:08:05,527 --> 00:08:07,404 Yeah, maybe we'll turn her cool. 229 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,239 - You guys? - Dane, I will ground you. 230 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,532 I'm in college. 231 00:08:10,532 --> 00:08:12,575 I mean, she certainly can't get less normal, 232 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:13,910 so I don't see a downside. 233 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,453 False alarm, that was actually 234 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:17,872 just a very significant gas event. 235 00:08:17,872 --> 00:08:19,708 The candle you had lit in there blew right out, ma'am. 236 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,836 Now, where are we on that honey carafe? 237 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,880 All right, Robert. I'm just gonna get my homework done, 238 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,174 and you... do that. 239 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:34,097 Okay. Just gonna drape this over you carefully and-- Ow! 240 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,974 Okay, now you're being unreasonable. 241 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:37,058 That's enough, young man. 242 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:38,351 All right, while I have dinner, 243 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,437 you sit in your little book jail 244 00:08:40,437 --> 00:08:42,605 and think about what you've done, Robert. 245 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,947 - Were you watching me sleep? - Only since dawn. 246 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,867 I sleep bee hours, 11:00 p.m. to 4:00 a.m. 247 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,286 Are you ready for a wacky Waco weekend girls' trip? 248 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,579 I read that in my in-flight magazine. 249 00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:58,955 I have no idea what it means, 250 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,457 but I really enjoyed saying it. 251 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,417 Anyway, what do we have planned for after school? 252 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:05,128 Anything is fine with me, such as and for instance, 253 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,130 there is a very exciting indoor bee farm 254 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,090 in Fairbanks I'd love to see. 255 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,343 It's only a nine-hour drive, but I get sick if the car goes 256 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:13,970 over 30 miles an hour, so it will take us 18. 257 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:16,097 Or what if instead we take you to the mall 258 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:19,434 for new clothes and new hair, and just, like... 259 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,728 - change everything about you. - Oh. - Judy! 260 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,897 What Judy is trying to say is, uh, 261 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,774 on Friday, there's this event at school, 262 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,525 the Bon Voyage Bonfire, 263 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:29,277 and there's this fun tradition where you toss things 264 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,945 in the fire you want to let go of, 265 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:33,615 and maybe you'd like to get a new outfit for it or something. 266 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:36,951 Wait, are you offering me a human teen makeover? 267 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,620 Offering, suggesting, demanding, 268 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:39,871 whatever you want to call it. 269 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:42,665 - We're offering. - And if you happen to say... 270 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:44,084 turn heads at school, and people wonder, 271 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,377 "Wait, who is that exchange student, 272 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:46,878 and look at her normal and not weird friends!" 273 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:49,756 Well, pfft, I don't know, that would be neat. 274 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,132 Oh, my God! I accept! 275 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,301 It'll "bee" my greatest honor. 276 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,637 - You know, like a bee. - Yeah. we got it! We get it. We-we got it. 277 00:09:55,637 --> 00:09:57,138 All right, after school, we'll have 278 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:59,766 a Lone Moose Makeover Extravaganza. 279 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,860 Did you know there's a hairstyle named after beehives? 280 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:13,947 - Jill, no. 281 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,037 Okay, two words: the dump. 282 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:22,706 Yes. The dump. 283 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:24,124 Have I told you they've reinstated 284 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,458 their early evening hours? 285 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,335 Yes, Dad. Many times. 286 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,838 They haven't had evening hours since I worked there in my 20s. 287 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,007 I did our trash run a whole two days early. 288 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,092 - Your turn, Ham. - Oh, uh, sorry, one sec. 289 00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:35,969 I'm texting Crispin. "How's Robert?" 290 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,054 Who's Robert? You know I like to meet 291 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,223 all your new friends, so I can also befriend them. 292 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,559 Oh, crap, I forgot I'm cactus-sitting. 293 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,644 Skip my turn, I'm gonna go snap a pic for Crispin. 294 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,312 I'm up. All right, babe. 295 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,815 Movie marriage mind meld, here we go. 296 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,776 - Okay, you're eating, a-and it's family style. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 297 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,695 - Family is very important to you. - Mm-hmm. 298 00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:55,238 In fact, your car robbing group is 299 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,865 - an awful lot like a family. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 300 00:10:56,865 --> 00:10:58,199 - Fast and Furious 7! - Woo-hoo! 301 00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,411 Robert? 302 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:05,081 Robert! 303 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,834 - Dad, did you really go to the dump already? - Why, yes. 304 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,878 They reinstated their early evening hours, so... 305 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,046 How could you?! 306 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,839 Hey, bud. Calm down. What's up? 307 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,174 Oh, I don't know, 308 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,759 my own dad dropped my boyfriend's cactus 309 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,969 that I promised I'd keep an eye on at the dump, 310 00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,637 and now it's lost forever! 311 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:22,807 - How could you do this, Father?! - Ham, don't panic. 312 00:11:22,807 --> 00:11:25,018 The dump's closed for the next couple of days. 313 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,936 Paulie's taking Wednesday and Thursday off 314 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:30,357 to work on his novel: Jeremy Can, Garbage Detective. 315 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:33,068 But we can go on Friday and ask to have our trash back. 316 00:11:33,068 --> 00:11:35,612 And in the meantime, maybe send Crispin an emoji. 317 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:37,072 I think teens love those. 318 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,115 Ooh, try shrimp or the eggplant. 319 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,742 No, Dad, the eggplant is... 320 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,619 Actually, you know what, I will send him that one. 321 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,789 Hello, everyone. 322 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:49,417 Read us and weep. It's us, The Oresome Foursome. 323 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:51,753 That's like "awesome" but better, and it rhymes, so... 324 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:54,547 It does rhyme, but I don't like it. 325 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:57,592 Hello, Quay, a cool boy in our grade. 326 00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:00,428 Oh, hey, Judy. Kima. Amelia. Bee girl. 327 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,764 Uh, okay, take another look. Not a bee girl. 328 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,474 She's just a regular, human girl 329 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,227 who is friends with us. Oh, hi, Stacy. 330 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,312 - I didn't even see you there. - Oh, hey, Judy. 331 00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:10,689 Hey, Jill. You look nice. 332 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,440 Yeah, that's right, she does. 333 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,443 You might even say she looks, uh, Muska-fierce. 334 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:16,945 Mm-mm. No. Don't say that. 335 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:19,030 Uh, excuse us! Excuse us! 336 00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:22,200 Lower 48 cool girl and her besties coming through. 337 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,910 - Choo choo. - Or her best bees. 338 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,370 Jill, no. No, no. 339 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:28,081 And to think, I knew them when they were weird. 340 00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,054 See you later, Jude, and all Jude's dudes. 341 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,181 I cannot believe the week we're having. 342 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,891 Stacy B. hasn't called me a muska-weird even once 343 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:49,227 since Jill's makeover, and our lunch table is 344 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,895 absolutely popping off. 345 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,480 Do you guys think we should sell tickets? 346 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,357 To sit with us? No, you're right, not yet, not yet. 347 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,776 Can you even imagine rolling into The Bon Voyage Bonfire 348 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,195 - tonight with this momentum? - I'm gonna go see about getting 349 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,989 more honey packets from the lunch lady. 350 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:02,574 Buzz right back. 351 00:13:02,574 --> 00:13:05,827 Hey, Jill, big news, you're sitting with us today. 352 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,871 Okay, but I won't share my honey packets. 353 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:09,414 No, no, no, no, no, no! 354 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,417 Did Stacy B. really just steal Jill away to sit with her? 355 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:14,252 Well, Jill does love bees, 356 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,837 so this works on a lot of levels. 357 00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:19,299 No, no. She can't have Jill, too. I can fix this. 358 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,343 - I have to. - Let it go, Jude. 359 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,802 - Judy! - Oh, no. 360 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,388 Hello, it's me, Judy Tobin. 361 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,557 - Jill's friend. - Jill's friend? 362 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,060 Anyway, I just wanted to address the elephant in the room. 363 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:31,686 Yes, the rumors are true. 364 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,188 Jill just sat down with Stacy B. 365 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,647 I can't believe this is happening 366 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:35,899 during my birthday month. 367 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,943 - What a gift. - But Jill is still our friend. 368 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,112 She's not leaving us for Stacy B. or whatever. 369 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,989 She will be back with us very soon, 370 00:13:42,989 --> 00:13:44,574 and a thank you, and, um, and drive safe. 371 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:47,535 And, uh, come on back, Jill. 372 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,995 Let's get out of here, Jill. 373 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,288 I have a piece of toast in my locker 374 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:52,248 that looks exactly like Shawn Mendes. 375 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,249 It's gonna blow your mind. 376 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,709 Okay. Well, she's just gonna go, 377 00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:57,128 and then we'll go, and then we'll all see her later. 378 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,966 - Well, that was probably fine, right? - Judy, no. 379 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,177 It wasn't fine. It was embarrassing and bad. 380 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,137 Yeah, seriously, Judy, let it go. 381 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,472 I'm sorry, but no! 382 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,474 The days of Stacy B. treating me like garbage 383 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:10,850 have to be over. 384 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,310 I know where she hangs out after school. 385 00:14:12,310 --> 00:14:14,020 Let's just please go there later and get Jill back 386 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,605 in time for the Bon Voyage Bonfire. 387 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,273 We're finally getting cool. 388 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,317 - Please? - Geez, Judy, fine. 389 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,611 Okay, I'll go physically, but mentally I'm gonna be 390 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,280 at my favorite place: the bulk bins in the grocery store, 391 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,659 sticking my hands in the malt balls because it feels great. 392 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,161 Hello, Paulie, how are you today? 393 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:32,205 In the middle of a particularly riveting episode 394 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,040 of Pretty Little Liars, that's how I am. 395 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,167 - Now, can I help you with something? - I hope so. 396 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,961 I accidentally threw away a cactus, and... 397 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,714 - I can't believe it. - Yeah, it's stressful. 398 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,341 One of the Pretty Little Liars just dropped a huge truth bomb. 399 00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,218 Don't see that every day. Now, what's going on? 400 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,304 Paulie, we just need to get back some of the trash I dropped off, 401 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:52,225 - to retrieve something important. - A.D.A.F., bud. 402 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,977 Oh, man. Oh, man. 403 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,645 Hmm. We're not beaten yet. 404 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:57,439 I happen to know a secret way in. 405 00:14:57,439 --> 00:14:58,815 Let's get that cac back. 406 00:14:58,815 --> 00:15:01,735 You know, bees actually have big hearts, emotionally, 407 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,111 but tiny hearts, physically, 408 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,447 which often explode during times of stress. 409 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:08,158 Ugh! Like, take a Xanax and get in the hot tub, bees. 410 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,535 Uh, if you ever put a bee in a hot tub, miss lady, 411 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,495 I'll rip your wings off and feed you your own stinger. 412 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:15,081 Ugh! Stacy B.'s just doing this to get back at me! 413 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:17,334 She doesn't even like bees! It makes me sick. 414 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:18,918 You know what makes me sick, Judy? 415 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,504 The thought of missing Kima's mom's tater tot casserole. 416 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,506 So, what exactly is the plan here? 417 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:26,009 - Well, I'm gonna go out there and tell Jill-- - Oh, my God. 418 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,094 Is that The Three Muska-weirds? 419 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,764 Did you follow us here? That is beyond. 420 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:32,390 Actually, uh, no, we didn't follow you here. 421 00:15:32,390 --> 00:15:34,184 We came here independently to check on... 422 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,603 the wind, and it sure is blowing, so okay. 423 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,730 Anyway, while we're here, Jill, you should know 424 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,024 that Stacy is only hanging out with you to get back at me. 425 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,734 She's trying to make sure I go back 426 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,778 to being a loser who gets called names 427 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,446 and doesn't have friends, so... 428 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,656 Wait, "doesn't have friends"? 429 00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:50,533 Yeah, I thought we were humiliating ourselves 430 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,951 on this freezing cold dock 431 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,204 so our friend could prove some dumb point. 432 00:15:54,204 --> 00:15:55,663 - I guess not. - Wait, no. Come on. 433 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,290 - That's not fair. - Save it, Judy. 434 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,292 We're supposed to be three queens, 435 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,628 but you just treated us like worker drones. 436 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,213 Ugh, I can't believe I accidentally 437 00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,715 learned this much about bees! Let's go, Kima. 438 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,218 Uh, there would never be three queen bees, Amelia! 439 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,719 The hatched queen would kill the other two 440 00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,763 by stinging them. Ooh. 441 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,099 This hot chocolate makes me burp. 442 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,351 Aha! Bingo. 443 00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,520 I cut this slit in December 1999, 444 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,021 after I lost my keys 445 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,941 at a particularly wild Dump-2-K party. 446 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,776 Crushed a lot of computers that night. 447 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,027 And a lot of Zimas. 448 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,654 We felt so free. 449 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,656 Kind of cool to be at the dump at night, huh? 450 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,866 I wish I had fewer cockroaches in my pant legs, 451 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,326 but overall, not bad. 452 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,828 Put her in park, son. 453 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,788 This is where they dump the newest trash. 454 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,082 Dad, look, that's got to be our stuff! 455 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:42,168 Yup, glad I bought those hot pink trash bags on sale. 456 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,878 I was a little afraid they would make our garbage 457 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:46,256 look too flirty but sure paying off. 458 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,425 Robert? Dad, I found Robert! 459 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,010 - Oh, no, he's... - Hey, stop right there! 460 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,469 I'm putting you in dump jail! 461 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,722 Ham, run. Dump jail is awful. 462 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,974 I got an update on the salmon count, 463 00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,892 - if anybody is interested. - No, Walt. - No, Dad. 464 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,728 Don't mind me, um, uh, 465 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,188 just gonna grab my stuff for the bonfire and go. 466 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,565 Yeah, good, go. 467 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,233 Okay, I know a fight when I see one. 468 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,277 What's going on here? And where's bee girl? 469 00:17:07,277 --> 00:17:11,031 We did have a fight, and we lost the bee girl! 470 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,615 should I call Chief Edna? 471 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,659 We didn't literally lose her. 472 00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:16,411 We lost her to Stacy B. 473 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:19,247 And then I lost two other friends, 474 00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,249 because I, Judy Tobin, 475 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:24,627 am just in general terrible at friends! 476 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,214 Uh, sorry you suck at being a teen girl 477 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,924 and everything, but shotgun on those tots. 478 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,223 What in the hell is going on? 479 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,642 What's going on is that Judy is so obsessed 480 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:41,353 with proving some dumb point to Stacy B. 481 00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:42,687 that she basically forgot we existed 482 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,356 and said she had "no friends." 483 00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,608 I did not! I mean, I did, but... 484 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:48,568 Judy, these two girls would do anything for you 485 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,944 and to take them for granted like that, 486 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,654 well, you're being a real douche. 487 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,948 - Thank you. - Not so fast. You two? 488 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:56,701 - Also being douches. - Yeah, Kima, stop being a douche. 489 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,828 - Dane, go to your room. - Are you kidding me? I'm 19. 490 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,872 - Room. - Fine. 491 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,999 As I was saying, Judy here is going through some biz, 492 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,001 and when your friends go through biz, 493 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:06,670 you don't ice them out like this. 494 00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,380 Understood? When you have a husband 495 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,382 who pretty much only likes to talk about 496 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,634 - how the world's about to end... - It is. 497 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,594 ...you realize one thing: life is short, 498 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,097 and you got to hang on to your real friends. 499 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:19,015 What matters is something you girls already have, 500 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,518 - and it's right here in front of you. - I'm sorry. 501 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,436 - Me, too. - Me three. 502 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,355 I just don't understand, Judy. 503 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:27,774 We usually don't care about being popular or cool, 504 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,151 but suddenly it's all you can talk about. 505 00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,445 Ugh! Stacy B. brings that out in me! 506 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:33,947 She's my Achilles' heel. 507 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,699 Or maybe my Achilles' toe, because that's 508 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,867 where that stupid BFF toe ring still is. 509 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,161 Judy, Stacy B. is a nonsense person. 510 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,788 Let her have her popularity. 511 00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,998 For someone like her, high school is their time. 512 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,334 After high school, you know what's waiting for her? 513 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,753 Nothing. She's peaked. It's all downhill after that. 514 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:50,255 You know who else it's all downhill for? 515 00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:52,298 - Mother Earth. - Absolutely not, Walter. 516 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,675 - Understood. - Now eat up. 517 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:55,010 And if you go to that party later, 518 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,678 please make sure the bee girl's all right. 519 00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,138 I saw her try to sting the neighbor. 520 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,973 She chased him for a good five minutes. 521 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,891 She shouldn't be unsupervised. 522 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,310 That's gonna make dropping off our trash 523 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,479 a little awkward but sure was worth it. 524 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,273 Ham? Everything okay, son? 525 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,608 No, I killed Crispin's cactus. 526 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,903 Oh, no, son, are you worried that Crispin will be mad at you? 527 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:17,198 I mean, yeah, he might be a little for a minute, 528 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,284 but our relationship is super strong. 529 00:19:19,284 --> 00:19:22,579 I'll say I'm sorry, and he'll be okay. 530 00:19:22,579 --> 00:19:25,081 So then, what are you worried about? 531 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,500 I'm worried about this guy, Dad. 532 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,753 Me, your son, Ham. 533 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,713 I know I'm only 16, and it's a little weird, 534 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,256 but I think about wanting kids someday, 535 00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,841 as, like, a life goal, but... 536 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,301 but remember when I won that goldfish 537 00:19:36,301 --> 00:19:38,511 at the fish toss and forgot to feed it? 538 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:39,929 - You were eight. - Uh-huh. 539 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,473 How that time I watched Moon, 540 00:19:41,473 --> 00:19:43,308 and he ate, like, a whole pie. 541 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,352 He's an unstoppable dessert hole, 542 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,937 - consuming all that surrounds him. - Yeah, but... 543 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,814 those things, and now this. 544 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,941 If I'm not responsible enough to keep a cactus alive, 545 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:54,235 there's no way I should have an actual human baby. 546 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,613 Oh, Ham, just because you killed a cactus 547 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,865 doesn't mean you won't be a good dad someday. 548 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,534 Look at me. I used to lose my keys and use cable cutters 549 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,244 to break into my own job. 550 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,163 But then, eventually I grew up. 551 00:20:05,163 --> 00:20:08,249 And then one day, I was ready to take care of you kids. 552 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,251 I mean, I wasn't, but I had to. 553 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,587 And then I was. That'll happen to you, too, Ham. 554 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:15,507 - Just give it time. - Thanks, Dad. I love you. 555 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:17,384 I guess I ought to text Crispin. 556 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,802 "Hi, Crispin. 557 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:20,845 "I'm sorry to tell you that Robert went 558 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,681 to the big desert in the sky." 559 00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:26,851 Cactus emoji, ghost emoji, shrug emoji, heart emoji. 560 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,311 And an eggplant. 561 00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:30,021 You know, just to keep it fun. Send. 562 00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:33,316 See you in hell, Roger the Friendly Starfish. 563 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,318 Bon voyage, birth certificate. 564 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,362 This will definitely stir things up at home. 565 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:39,698 - Whose son even am I? - Is that...? 566 00:20:39,698 --> 00:20:42,200 My best friends forever toe ring from Stacy B.? 567 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,494 You bet it is. It took a lot of baby oil, 568 00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:46,079 but I wrestled it off in Kima's bathroom after dinner. 569 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,081 Bon voyage, Stacy B. 570 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,417 Yeah, bon voyage, dumbass. 571 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,127 Bon voyage, Stacy's phone. 572 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,420 What the...? What? 573 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,921 You said you were getting too many texts. 574 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,715 I was helping you. 575 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:59,843 All right, let's be good friends and go save Jill. 576 00:21:29,873 --> 00:21:31,875 {\an8}Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 577 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,918 {\an8}and TOYOTA.