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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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BEEF: In honor
of the six-month anniversary
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of Wolf and Honeybee's meeting,
everyone gets
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six eggs, six pancakes,
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six glasses of orange juice,
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-and six cups of coffee.
-Looks great, Dad. Very normal.
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Since Wolf and Honeybee meeting
was a dream come true for them,
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maybe we should go around the
table and all share our dreams.
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Well, I'm living my dreams.
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My sleep is purely
for recuperating.
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I had a dream I was Eleanor
Roosevelt's personal assistant
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and I just kept saying,
"You go, girl!"
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I dreamt that I was being chased
by a bear.
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But then I was the bear, and
the bear had to poop, so I did.
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And then I woke up...
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and I had.
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I dreamt that I was
in a giant pool,
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but instead of water,
it was filled with guacamole.
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And I was floating
on a big chip.
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Baby, that's the third
guacamole dream this week.
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Ooh! This is great stuff.
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Recurring guacamole dreams are
exactly the kind of human color
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I need for
my Moose Droppings profile.
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Whenever a new resident arrives
in Lone Moose,
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I write an article about them
for the school newspaper.
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Honeybee, should we retire
to my office for our interview?
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We're on record starting... now.
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Okay. But I don't want
some puff piece.
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I don't want to sue you,
but I want to want to sue you.
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Oh, no, no, no!
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I really milked the elk
on this one, guys.
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What's the problem, son?
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I wanted me and Honeybee's
six-month anniversary
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to be extra special.
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Tonight, as you know,
I've decided on
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a romantic dinner party
where we can celebrate our cool,
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sexy relationship--
just me, my fiancée
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and my entire family.
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And the party will be based
around the movie Shrek,
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which we both love and which
played a big part in us meeting.
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-So what's the problem?
-The problem is that
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the gift I got her is just
a ding-dang certificate
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for a couples massage.
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Son, I want to feel upset
and anxious for you,
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but give me something
to work with here.
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A gift certificate is
so obvious.
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You guys heard her talking
about her guacamole dreams.
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She's friggin' obsessed.
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Oh, if I could get my hands
on some avocados--
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now, that would be
a good anniversary present.
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Avocados are not gonna be easy
to find in Lone Moose
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at this time of year,
or in Lone Moose, period.
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We don't have avocados,
is my point.
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Well, I got to get 'em.
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I-I don't want her to break up
with me like Lara Silverblatt.
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And everybody else
I've ever dated.
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Who is Lara Silverblatt?
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Wolf's most recent
ex-girlfriend.
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She used to babysit you.
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She was your karate teacher,
Sensei Silverblatt.
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Not ringing a bell,
but I have face blindness, so...
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Moon, we've been over this.
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You do not have face blindness.
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And even if you did,
these are facts about her.
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You don't have fact blindness.
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Honeybee is the one.
I-I can't lose her.
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And that's why everything today
has to be perfect.
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But I can't track down avocados
if I also have to make
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these goshdang Shrek decorations
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for the party tonight.
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What do you think
the Tobin Party Posse is for?
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Your brother Ham,
your sister Judy and I
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have been known to throw quite
a soiree on a moment's notice.
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But, Dad, Judy's gonna be
interviewing Honeybee all day.
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Son, just because your sister
has all the ideas,
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buys all the materials, and
then hand-makes each decoration
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before telling us
where to put 'em
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doesn't mean we can't do this
without her.
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-Uh...
-We shall make
the Shrok decorations
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while you try to find avocados.
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Thank you, Father.
Did you say Shrok?
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-I'm coming with you.
-Great!
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If anybody can track an avocado
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through the Alaskan wilderness,
it's you.
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I just hope your face blindness
doesn't slow us down.
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Avocados don't have faces.
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Great! Let's guac and roll.
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It's not every day
I get to interview
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a sophisticated, big-city woman.
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I guess my first question is...
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tell me everything.
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Well, Judypie, I'm
a Fresno native, as you know,
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and everything was blazin'
in the Big Raisin.
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I'd just gotten
my business degree
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from Fresno City College,
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and Fresno had everything
a hungry,
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young entrepreneur could want--
valet parking
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at many of our mid-range
restaurants and hotels,
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multiple loosely-Italian-
inspired coffee shops,
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and a beautiful
office supply store.
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The only problem was my parent.
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(Judy gasps)
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-Were they cursed?
-What? No.
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They're people,
not ancient artifacts.
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Right. So not... cursed.
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WOLF:
Hey, Old Jody Jr.
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How's it hangin', my main man?
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I got a few things
hanging currently,
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so you'll have to be more...
(hawks, clears throat) specific.
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Wonderful. Look, I'm wondering
if you can get something for...
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-Yup.
-Y-You didn't even hear
what it was.
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If it exists, I can get it.
Name something.
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-Name something?
-Name something that exists,
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I'll tell you if I can get it.
-Uh, the master tapes
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-from Def Leppard's Pyromania.
-Yup, I can get 'em.
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Might take a few days.
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You could really get
the master tapes
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from Def Leppard's Pyromania
in a few days?
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-Yup.
-Okay. Well, today I just need
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some avocados
for someone special.
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(whistles)
Green gold?
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(chuckles)
That's gonna cost you.
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Oh, of course. How much?
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Uh, now, bear in mind,
I don't have any money.
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-Uh, got anything to trade?
-Got a gift certificate
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-for a couples massage.
-Meet me back here in an hour.
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-Well, that was easy.
-MOON: If you say so.
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Old Jody Jr.'s
always ripping everybody off,
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because he thinks
he's the only game in town,
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and that's just because
he's the only game in town.
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(sighs)
Everything's gonna be fine.
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Hey, you want to go
to Maude's All Day,
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get an ice cream sundae
while we wait?
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Don't patronize me.
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And yes, I do.
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JUDY:
Wow, that was
a very thorough description
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of your parents' faces
and bodies.
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Now, uh, take me
to personality town.
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What are they like? I mean,
amazing, like you, obviously,
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of course,
but what else, what else?
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-What else can you tell me?
-Louis and Ruth Shaw
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are the Curtain King and Queen
of Fresno.
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The problem was, they wanted me
to sell all that stuff, too,
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but hawking curtains wasn't
my calling.
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We got some
beautiful denim curtains
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from the Brian Williams "Off
the Record" collection today.
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Honeybee, maybe you'd like
to handle the launch.
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It's good practice for when
you take over the store.
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I've told you, I don't want
to take over the store.
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-Can't Jerry do it?
-Leave him out of it.
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Guys, please don't make me
take sides.
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Except a side of these
delicious mashed potatoes. Mmm.
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Honeybee, you're the oldest.
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Besides, Jerrybee
doesn't have a business degree.
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And he doesn't need one
to sell blinds.
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Wow. So that's all you think
your mother and I do,
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"sell blinds"?
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Dad, how many times
have you told us the story
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about how you moved to Fresno
with $30 in your pocket
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and a bolt
of "uncut velvet drapery"?
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You followed your dreams.
All I want is to follow mine.
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(doorbell rings)
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Oh, I wonder who that could be.
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Let me guess:
It's Calvin Prescott,
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the Linoleum Prince of Fresno,
pretending like he just happened
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to be in the neighborhood again,
isn't it?
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It's Calvin Prescott!
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The Linoleum Prince of Fresno.
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He just happened to be
in the neighborhood.
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Hello, Mr. Shaw. Jerry.
Hey, Honeybee.
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Honeybee, maybe you two
should go for a drive
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so you can get to know
each other better.
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We've known each other
since we were 12!
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Fine. Come on, Calvin,
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let's get this sham setup
over with.
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This isn't a "sham setup,"
young lady.
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It's a normal, regular,
very real setup.
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Now, go fall in love
with Calvin.
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-As promised.
-Uh, uh, wai...
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wait-wait-wait--
these are frigging pears.
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Hot damn!
Big Jeff must've ripped me off.
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Well, you just can't trust
Big Jeff.
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But don't you worry,
I'm going over there
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to give him a what for.
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Good, but at the very least,
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I'm gonna need
that gift certificate back.
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Would if I could,
but that sucker is long gone.
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I-It's been an hour.
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You already went
and got a couples massage?
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I traded it for seven cartons
of printer toner.
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Old Jody Jr. has still got it.
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Well, what am I supposed to do
with these stupid pears?!
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Hey, when life gives you pears,
make pear milk!
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-MOON: I...
-Don't.
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-told...
-Moon.
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-you...
-Stop.
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-so.
-Dang it!
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Welp, great news. The second
round of ice cream sundaes
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in an hour has given me
a pretty good idea.
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What if we just make guacamole
out of these pears?
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And then we say,
"Yum! This guac is good."
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Hopefully, she won't notice.
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I think she'll notice.
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Yeah, she notices everything.
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And that's what I love
about her.
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Just the other day she noticed I
had spaghetti all over my shirt.
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I mean, just everywhere.
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Dang it!
Well, now I don't have avocados
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or a gift certificate
for a couples massage!
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-I think I can help you.
-Oh, thank you, Moon,
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but it would be weird,
not to mention inappropriate,
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for you to give me
and my fiancée massages.
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No, Wolf, I'm in fifth grade.
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Yeah, that's kind of my point.
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Listen:
our grade's entire economy
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is a lawless barter operation.
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We need to go see
my friend Henry.
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If we're making
Shrek decorations,
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the Party Posse's
first order of business
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is to watch some Shrek.
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-We can stream it.
-Hmm, good idea.
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I'll get my waders.
(chuckles)
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-Because of the stream.
-Very good one, Dad.
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-Uh-oh. Is the Wi-Fi down?
-Ah. Yes.
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The falcons are using the dish
as a nest again.
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In 30 days, the circle of life
will be complete,
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and we'll have the Wi-Fi back.
240
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Okay. No big deal.
241
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I saw ten minutes of Shrek
at a slumber party
242
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eight years ago
before I fell asleep,
243
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-so I think I got the gist.
-Great. Where do we begin?
244
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So, the first thing
you need to know
245
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is that Shrek is dark gray
and he loves the beach.
246
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JUDY:
Wow! The view of Fresno
247
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at night sounds so romantic.
248
00:08:43,661 --> 00:08:45,603
Being there with Calvin
was not romantic.
249
00:08:45,621 --> 00:08:47,213
We're more like
brother and sister.
250
00:08:47,406 --> 00:08:49,081
A brother and sister whose
parents desperately wanted them
251
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to marry each other.
252
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Don't get me wrong--
Calvin was a good guy.
253
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He just wasn't for me.
For example,
254
00:08:54,038 --> 00:08:56,463
I love watching movies,
and Calvin loves...
255
00:08:56,616 --> 00:08:57,557
Fresno.
256
00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,374
-Isn't it Fres-taking?
-Mm.
257
00:08:59,477 --> 00:09:01,802
Uh, sorry I came over tonight--
pretending to take you out
258
00:09:01,954 --> 00:09:04,471
is just easier than telling
my parents how we really feel.
259
00:09:04,607 --> 00:09:06,566
Why can't they understand
that we want to build
260
00:09:06,717 --> 00:09:08,383
our own businesses one day,
and travel.
261
00:09:08,444 --> 00:09:09,902
-Nobody puts baby in a corner.
-What?
262
00:09:10,054 --> 00:09:12,146
-Dirty Dancing?
-Not tonight. I'm pretty beat.
263
00:09:12,240 --> 00:09:14,556
I mean, Fresno's great--
the Island Water Park,
264
00:09:14,576 --> 00:09:16,742
Little Sweden-- but what
if I want to see big Sweden?
265
00:09:16,911 --> 00:09:19,061
What do you want
out of life, Calvin?
266
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,805
I'll probably just sell linoleum
and get old and die
267
00:09:20,906 --> 00:09:23,140
and be buried
at Fresno Memorial Gardens.
268
00:09:23,159 --> 00:09:25,159
My parents actually picked out
a gravesite for me.
269
00:09:25,253 --> 00:09:27,253
It's already paid for,
which is really nice.
270
00:09:27,404 --> 00:09:28,813
They bought the headstone, too.
271
00:09:28,914 --> 00:09:31,573
Pretty much
all I have left to do is die.
272
00:09:31,676 --> 00:09:34,076
You make it sound great,
but I feel the need,
273
00:09:34,137 --> 00:09:35,986
-the need for speed!
-Okay.
274
00:09:36,047 --> 00:09:38,489
I mean, it's a Prius,
but let's see what she can do.
275
00:09:38,507 --> 00:09:40,174
HONEYBEE:
So, that night,
276
00:09:40,326 --> 00:09:41,934
like most nights, I
cheered myself up by logging on
277
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to the Famous Movie Quotes
Online Message Board
278
00:09:44,439 --> 00:09:45,771
and that's when I met him.
279
00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:47,832
-(gasps) Who?
-Wolf.
280
00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:50,092
Honk. Of course! I honestly
forgot he was in this story.
281
00:09:50,153 --> 00:09:51,669
WOLF:
Ogres are like onions.
282
00:09:51,687 --> 00:09:53,354
They have layers.
283
00:09:53,448 --> 00:09:56,023
-And this ogre is named Wolf.
-You had me at onions.
284
00:09:56,117 --> 00:09:58,008
MOON:
And the party's tonight.
285
00:09:58,069 --> 00:09:59,844
So you can see the problem.
286
00:09:59,862 --> 00:10:01,512
I told him you could help.
287
00:10:01,572 --> 00:10:04,348
Avocados are going to be tough
to find in Lone Moose
288
00:10:04,408 --> 00:10:05,791
at this time of year.
289
00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:07,943
But I can take that box of pears
290
00:10:07,962 --> 00:10:10,020
and turn it into, like,
300 baseball cards.
291
00:10:10,081 --> 00:10:13,299
-Does Honeybee like
baseball cards?
-I don't know, but...
292
00:10:13,492 --> 00:10:16,377
Now, each pack of baseball cards
has a stick of gum in it,
293
00:10:16,529 --> 00:10:18,471
so you'd also be giving her
a lot of gum.
294
00:10:18,664 --> 00:10:20,531
-That is nice, but...
-MRS. TUNTLEY: I thought
295
00:10:20,549 --> 00:10:22,624
you boys might be hungry
for some pizza Lunchables.
296
00:10:22,685 --> 00:10:24,644
-Thank you, Mrs. Tuntley.
-Thank you, Henry's mom.
297
00:10:24,795 --> 00:10:26,812
I put them together myself.
I could not resist.
298
00:10:27,005 --> 00:10:28,706
Mom! That's half the fun!
299
00:10:28,724 --> 00:10:30,224
Don't I know it!
300
00:10:30,318 --> 00:10:32,968
I couldn't help but overhear you
talking about avocados.
301
00:10:32,987 --> 00:10:34,895
Have you tried calling your
Uncle Mike in Anchorage?
302
00:10:34,989 --> 00:10:36,822
He works at the Kleiman's
Quality Center up there.
303
00:10:36,974 --> 00:10:38,140
You want me to give him a call?
304
00:10:38,242 --> 00:10:40,493
-Would you, Mrs. T?
-I'm on it.
305
00:10:40,644 --> 00:10:42,144
Hi, Mike. Henry's adult friend
306
00:10:42,205 --> 00:10:45,406
needs to get his hands
on some avocados.
307
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,725
Yeah, today. You have any money?
308
00:10:47,743 --> 00:10:50,244
Nope. I think we're looking at
a barter here, Mike.
309
00:10:50,338 --> 00:10:52,838
Okay, so he's got a few,
and he's willing to trade
310
00:10:53,007 --> 00:10:54,915
for a Suzuki motorcycle seat.
311
00:10:55,009 --> 00:10:56,324
-Great.
-He's in.
312
00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:57,677
So, did you get the video I sent
313
00:10:57,828 --> 00:10:59,737
of that rat singing
the national anthem?
314
00:10:59,797 --> 00:11:01,422
Well, then,
why didn't you call me back?
315
00:11:01,516 --> 00:11:03,240
Ugh, now we have avocados,
316
00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:05,685
but we don't have
a Suzuki motorcycle seat.
317
00:11:05,878 --> 00:11:07,594
But you've got a box of pears,
don't you?
318
00:11:07,689 --> 00:11:09,930
-You can do a barter chain.
-Barter chain?
319
00:11:10,082 --> 00:11:12,507
See that hilarious lampshade
that looks like a hula skirt?
320
00:11:12,568 --> 00:11:14,026
I traded my way
up to that lampshade
321
00:11:14,219 --> 00:11:17,179
starting with
a single dead AAA battery.
322
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,605
Oh, oh, yeah, wow.
323
00:11:18,758 --> 00:11:21,367
Now, who do we know
that might like pears?
324
00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,610
♪ ♪
325
00:11:23,746 --> 00:11:25,746
♪ Wigs ♪
326
00:11:28,066 --> 00:11:30,334
♪ Bait ♪
327
00:11:32,329 --> 00:11:34,338
♪ Fish ♪
328
00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:37,508
♪ Sign ♪
329
00:11:38,878 --> 00:11:41,262
♪ Magazines ♪
330
00:11:42,932 --> 00:11:44,265
♪ Chair ♪
331
00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:46,809
♪ Defibrillator ♪
332
00:11:47,979 --> 00:11:49,562
♪ Seat, high five. ♪
333
00:11:49,713 --> 00:11:51,379
Ooh, I can feel
those ocean breezes.
334
00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:55,292
It's like Shrek always says,
get my ass to Kokomo.
335
00:11:55,352 --> 00:11:57,644
Mm. Bang-up job
on that sign, son.
336
00:11:57,739 --> 00:12:01,056
And the way you arranged
those chairs? Aloha.
337
00:12:01,117 --> 00:12:03,576
At the risk of sounding
incredibly arrogant,
338
00:12:03,769 --> 00:12:05,694
I feel like
we're doing a decent job.
339
00:12:05,747 --> 00:12:08,655
Oh, super dece.
So, let's talk menu.
340
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:11,900
From what I recall,
Shrek loves two things:
341
00:12:11,961 --> 00:12:14,253
savory desserts and tapas.
342
00:12:14,404 --> 00:12:16,071
WOLF:
We did it. Barter chain.
343
00:12:16,132 --> 00:12:17,239
Who knew?
344
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,166
-I knew.
-Thank you, Moon.
345
00:12:19,318 --> 00:12:21,576
All I ask is that next time you
listen to me from the beginning.
346
00:12:21,637 --> 00:12:24,154
Well, you're still ten, so we'll
take it on a case-by-case basis.
347
00:12:24,215 --> 00:12:26,414
Okay, now we have
to get to Anchorage.
348
00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:29,326
If we take the ferry to Chiku,
we can hop a bus to Talkeetna,
349
00:12:29,386 --> 00:12:31,328
and then we just
hitchhike to, like...
350
00:12:31,347 --> 00:12:32,921
Can we do all that
in three hours?
351
00:12:32,982 --> 00:12:36,183
According to the website,
the next ferry comes at...
352
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,110
tomorrow morning-- Crap!
353
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,370
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
354
00:12:40,439 --> 00:12:42,615
Maybe someone on that plane
has avocados.
355
00:12:42,808 --> 00:12:45,767
Or we could see
if they'll take us to Anchorage.
356
00:12:45,828 --> 00:12:47,361
Oh, sure, sure.
357
00:12:47,513 --> 00:12:49,371
But if they happen
to have avocados, also good.
358
00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:54,943
Ahoy, captain.
My brother and I need to take
359
00:12:55,004 --> 00:12:55,944
a quick round trip to Anchorage.
360
00:12:56,047 --> 00:12:57,946
Wolf Tobin?
361
00:12:58,007 --> 00:13:00,132
-Lara Silverblatt.
-Do we know you?
362
00:13:00,284 --> 00:13:03,952
Hello, Moon. Still pretending
to have face blindness, I see.
363
00:13:03,971 --> 00:13:05,212
What are you doing here?
364
00:13:05,364 --> 00:13:06,472
I-I thought
you were in Moose Pass
365
00:13:06,623 --> 00:13:07,698
getting your bush pilot's
license.
366
00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:09,600
-I was.
-What happened?
367
00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:12,294
Oh, wow. You got it?
368
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:13,720
Congrats.
369
00:13:13,815 --> 00:13:15,314
Well, I know this was awkward
for both of us,
370
00:13:15,507 --> 00:13:17,541
but, uh, we just wanted
to come say congrats.
371
00:13:17,601 --> 00:13:19,151
So, congrats and bye-bye.
(laughs)
372
00:13:19,344 --> 00:13:21,821
We need to get
to Anchorage ASAP to trade
373
00:13:22,014 --> 00:13:25,307
this Suzuki motorcycle seat
for a box of avocados.
374
00:13:25,409 --> 00:13:27,642
Okay, I'll take you,
but no backseat flying.
375
00:13:27,745 --> 00:13:29,311
Unless I die mid-flight.
376
00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:30,904
Then you can just reach over me
and take the controls.
377
00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:33,223
So your brother and I
got serious pretty quickly.
378
00:13:33,242 --> 00:13:34,834
As serious as two people
379
00:13:35,027 --> 00:13:36,743
who had only communicated
via an online message board
380
00:13:36,896 --> 00:13:38,896
dedicated to famous movie quotes
can get.
381
00:13:38,914 --> 00:13:41,231
WOLF:
Hey, sorry, I got your message
pretty late last night,
382
00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:44,176
but I agree, Multiplicity
is Michael Keaton's best work.
383
00:13:44,369 --> 00:13:46,178
Those extra Keatons
only sweetens.
384
00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:48,422
HONEYBEE:
I got that Swimfan DVD
you sent me.
385
00:13:48,516 --> 00:13:50,165
If we press play
at the same time,
386
00:13:50,184 --> 00:13:51,425
we could watch it
together tonight.
387
00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:53,352
WOLF:
See you online at 11:00?
388
00:13:53,503 --> 00:13:55,112
HONEYBEE: Okay, so in this
imaginary scenario
389
00:13:55,114 --> 00:13:56,580
where we're business partners
on Shark Tank,
390
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,839
let's pitch our five best
business ideas
391
00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,024
off the top of our heads.
392
00:13:59,176 --> 00:14:00,434
WOLF:
Oh, okay. Clock Box.
393
00:14:00,528 --> 00:14:02,936
Each month we send you
six clocks,
394
00:14:03,089 --> 00:14:05,105
-you pick your favorite clocks
and send the rest back.
-(Honeybee laughs)
395
00:14:05,257 --> 00:14:08,033
HONEYBEE:
Okay, banana-flavored saltines.
Bananaltines.
396
00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:10,944
-Or Saltnanas.
-(Wolf laughs)
397
00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,371
I love you.
398
00:14:12,564 --> 00:14:14,206
(stammers)
I mean, I love it.
399
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,524
(laughs)
Dang autocorrect.
400
00:14:16,586 --> 00:14:19,603
A million kiss emojis isn't
cool. You know what's cool?
401
00:14:19,663 --> 00:14:22,047
A billion kisses in real life.
402
00:14:22,199 --> 00:14:24,383
Do you ever think
about coming to Alaska?
403
00:14:24,576 --> 00:14:27,219
♪ Here I am in the snow
with Shrek ♪
404
00:14:27,412 --> 00:14:29,037
♪ Shrek, Shrek, Shrek,
Shrek, Shrek. ♪
405
00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:30,538
LOUIS:
Honeybee,
406
00:14:30,558 --> 00:14:32,374
get off the phone,
we have customers.
407
00:14:32,476 --> 00:14:34,451
I don't see you yelling
at Jerry, and he's on his phone.
408
00:14:34,470 --> 00:14:36,061
Wrong. I'm just pretending
to look at my phone
409
00:14:36,213 --> 00:14:38,472
because I hate it when you guys
all fight with each other,
410
00:14:38,608 --> 00:14:40,290
and I don't want
to get involved.
411
00:14:40,351 --> 00:14:41,716
RUTH:
Look who stopped by,
412
00:14:41,777 --> 00:14:44,219
in a tuxedo.
413
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,797
(gasps) Oh, my God.
Was he there to...
414
00:14:46,857 --> 00:14:47,981
Propose? Yes.
415
00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:50,242
(gasps)
Dun, dun, dun!
416
00:14:50,394 --> 00:14:51,744
What did you say?
417
00:14:51,895 --> 00:14:53,395
Calvin, we don't like
each other like that.
418
00:14:53,456 --> 00:14:55,581
No, I know.
But I thought, I don't know,
419
00:14:55,774 --> 00:14:57,307
I mean, maybe we should
just spend
420
00:14:57,409 --> 00:14:59,326
the rest of our lives together.
421
00:14:59,478 --> 00:15:01,311
-What's the worst
that could happen?
-Thank you, Calvin.
422
00:15:01,372 --> 00:15:03,255
You're very welcome. For what?
423
00:15:03,407 --> 00:15:05,073
For making me realize
I have to go.
424
00:15:05,092 --> 00:15:07,593
Don't be ridiculous.
This is your family's store.
425
00:15:07,744 --> 00:15:10,095
I-I should go. I only rented
the tux for an hour anyway.
426
00:15:10,247 --> 00:15:12,172
I mean I'm going to Alaska.
427
00:15:12,308 --> 00:15:14,749
(gasps) Alaska? Louis,
what is she talking about?
428
00:15:14,769 --> 00:15:16,084
She's in love
with a guy from there.
429
00:15:16,103 --> 00:15:17,844
-What?!
-You pick up on a lot
430
00:15:17,939 --> 00:15:19,680
when you're pretending to look
at your phone all the time.
431
00:15:19,774 --> 00:15:21,607
WOLF:
Thanks for doing this
432
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,017
-on such short notice.
-No problem.
433
00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:28,614
So, did your fiancée ask you
to get her avocados?
434
00:15:28,765 --> 00:15:30,282
Well, not in so many words.
435
00:15:30,475 --> 00:15:33,343
I mean, not in any words,
but, wait-wait-wait, why?
436
00:15:33,404 --> 00:15:36,180
Nothing. I-It's just,
remember how you spent
437
00:15:36,198 --> 00:15:38,182
my entire birthday
in line at Sam Goody
438
00:15:38,242 --> 00:15:40,350
waiting to buy us
Michael Bublé tickets?
439
00:15:40,411 --> 00:15:42,277
Yeah, and goody thing I did.
440
00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:44,129
-He's your favorite singer.
-No.
441
00:15:44,281 --> 00:15:45,706
Seal is my favorite singer.
442
00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,858
I put "Haven't Met You Yet"
on one workout mix,
443
00:15:47,876 --> 00:15:50,469
and all of a sudden
you had me drowning in the Bube.
444
00:15:50,662 --> 00:15:53,363
I just think sometimes
you like to do these grandiose
445
00:15:53,424 --> 00:15:56,033
romantic gestures that are more
about you proving something
446
00:15:56,051 --> 00:15:58,885
to yourself than what
your partner actually wants.
447
00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,813
Oh, man, am I messing this up?
448
00:16:01,006 --> 00:16:03,207
What if Honeybee keeps
dreaming about guacamole
449
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:04,984
because she hates it
and I just didn't ask
450
00:16:05,135 --> 00:16:06,376
enough follow-up questions?
451
00:16:06,478 --> 00:16:08,136
Do you think
I'm making a mistake?
452
00:16:08,155 --> 00:16:10,380
I don't know. I'm ten.
453
00:16:10,441 --> 00:16:12,399
BEEF:
Son, that cake looks
454
00:16:12,551 --> 00:16:15,219
just like Shrek's best friend
Captain Cow,
455
00:16:15,279 --> 00:16:17,496
as you've described him to me.
456
00:16:17,647 --> 00:16:19,832
-Thank you, Father.
-And I'm not saying
that we don't need
457
00:16:20,025 --> 00:16:21,483
your sister in the Party Posse,
458
00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:23,836
I'm just saying that the proof
is in the pudding:
459
00:16:23,987 --> 00:16:26,913
Shrek's favorite,
savory Cool Ranch pudding,
460
00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:28,565
-which is almost ready.
-Mmm.
461
00:16:28,584 --> 00:16:31,326
It really transports me
to Shrek's cabana.
462
00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:33,086
-You guys made it.
-WOLF (whispers): We've got
463
00:16:33,239 --> 00:16:34,921
the Suzuki motorcycle seat.
464
00:16:35,016 --> 00:16:37,016
-You got the good stuff?
-The avocados?
465
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,333
Yeah. Why are you whispering?
466
00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:40,244
It's just a trade,
of normal stuff.
467
00:16:40,345 --> 00:16:42,412
We're not-- it's not a drug deal
or something bad.
468
00:16:42,514 --> 00:16:46,099
I'm gonna make my fiancée some
sweet, sweet guac with these.
469
00:16:46,252 --> 00:16:49,419
Oh, what the heck? Oh, no,
no, no, no, these are all bad.
470
00:16:49,438 --> 00:16:51,104
Oh. Oh, well, that's all we had.
471
00:16:51,257 --> 00:16:52,606
If you're upset,
we can trade back.
472
00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:54,758
You, uh, you can give her
a motorcycle seat.
473
00:16:54,777 --> 00:16:56,109
I'm not giving my fiancée
474
00:16:56,245 --> 00:16:58,037
a detached motorcycle seat,
Uncle Mike.
475
00:16:58,188 --> 00:16:59,354
She's a friggin' queen,
476
00:16:59,415 --> 00:17:01,540
not some frang dang
motocross dork.
477
00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:04,192
Okay, suit yourself.
Hey, maybe if you just say,
478
00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:06,528
"Yum, this guac is good,"
479
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,714
-she won't notice.
-She'll definitely notice.
-She's gonna notice.
480
00:17:12,762 --> 00:17:14,869
Great. So, I'll just barely
make it to my anniversary party
481
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:17,631
in time to disappoint
the love of my life.
482
00:17:17,783 --> 00:17:19,040
Hey, when we land,
483
00:17:19,101 --> 00:17:21,042
you want to get
one more ice cream sundae?
484
00:17:21,145 --> 00:17:23,062
-Always cheers me up.
-Thanks, Moon,
485
00:17:23,255 --> 00:17:24,730
but I don't think
I can have any more dairy.
486
00:17:24,881 --> 00:17:27,641
I kind of had diarrhea
at the grocery store. (sighs)
487
00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:29,976
I wish I had some Bananaltines
right now.
488
00:17:30,112 --> 00:17:32,053
Or some Saltnanas.
489
00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:33,480
So, just like that,
490
00:17:33,632 --> 00:17:35,240
you marched out of the store,
got in your car
491
00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:36,650
-and drove straight to Alaska
to meet Wolf?
-Yes.
492
00:17:36,802 --> 00:17:38,393
Well, sort of.
I still had to go home,
493
00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:41,062
pack up everything I owned
and load it into my car,
494
00:17:41,082 --> 00:17:42,139
but then, yeah.
495
00:17:42,157 --> 00:17:43,749
Jerrybee, what are you doing?
496
00:17:43,942 --> 00:17:47,569
Ma, Honeybee is right. She
needs to follow her own dreams.
497
00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:50,314
Also, nobody needs to take over
the store anytime soon.
498
00:17:50,374 --> 00:17:53,092
You guys are in your early 50s
and in amazing shape.
499
00:17:53,285 --> 00:17:54,501
Honeybee,
of course we don't want
500
00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:56,486
to stand in the way
of your dreams.
501
00:17:56,505 --> 00:17:58,505
I guess we just always thought
your dreams
502
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:01,508
would be here with us.
Please be careful.
503
00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:04,010
Don't worry, Mom.
I'm meeting him halfway
504
00:18:04,105 --> 00:18:05,587
at the Coffee Beanery
in Vancouver
505
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,331
where Terry dies
in Final Destination.
506
00:18:07,391 --> 00:18:09,274
And if he's not my Shrek,
I'll come home,
507
00:18:09,426 --> 00:18:10,943
and I'll sell blackout curtains
to Draculas
508
00:18:11,094 --> 00:18:13,170
and venetian blinds to
nosy neighbors with binoculars
509
00:18:13,188 --> 00:18:15,763
-if that's what you want.
-That is what I want.
510
00:18:15,825 --> 00:18:17,341
-Mom.
-Sorry.
511
00:18:17,359 --> 00:18:18,433
JUDY:
Oh, my God. This is so romanti,
512
00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:20,677
I'm going to scream. Get ready.
513
00:18:20,737 --> 00:18:21,954
(screams)
514
00:18:22,105 --> 00:18:23,455
(clears throat)
And then what happened?
515
00:18:23,648 --> 00:18:25,290
HONEYBEE:
I drove for 17 hours straight,
516
00:18:25,442 --> 00:18:27,200
Fresno to Vancouver.
517
00:18:27,353 --> 00:18:28,368
WOLF:
Did I ever tell you
about the first time
518
00:18:28,462 --> 00:18:30,278
I saw Honeybee? I took the bus
519
00:18:30,297 --> 00:18:31,797
down to Vancouver to meet her
at the Coffee Beanery
520
00:18:31,948 --> 00:18:33,874
where Terry dies
in Final Destination.
521
00:18:34,026 --> 00:18:35,525
HONEYBEE:
I pulled up
to the Coffee Beanery
522
00:18:35,544 --> 00:18:37,861
where Terry dies
in Final Destination.
523
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,713
WOLF:
I bought a scone for confidence
and waited.
524
00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:43,700
And then there she was.
Oh, it was like...
525
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:47,128
JUDY:
What was it like
when you finally saw him?
526
00:18:47,189 --> 00:18:49,982
WOLF and HONEYBEE:
Fireworks.
527
00:18:50,175 --> 00:18:52,376
It was perfect.
528
00:18:52,436 --> 00:18:55,637
I'm crying. I'm shaking.
This story is alive,
529
00:18:55,698 --> 00:18:58,732
and it is alive inside of me
right now through journalism.
530
00:18:58,826 --> 00:18:59,900
(knock on door)
531
00:18:59,994 --> 00:19:01,218
Ugh! Who is it?
532
00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:02,995
We're doing journalism in here.
533
00:19:03,146 --> 00:19:06,498
Can I speak with Honeybee
for a moment? In private?
534
00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:08,742
Here. No one will bother us
in the panic room.
535
00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:11,411
-This is a panic room?
-Yeah, it's a work in progress.
536
00:19:11,547 --> 00:19:13,747
So, I just wanted
to say I'm sorry.
537
00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:15,232
(chuckles):
For what, baby?
538
00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:17,067
I wanted to prove to you
how much
539
00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:19,344
-I love...
-Hey. What's up, gang?
540
00:19:19,513 --> 00:19:21,238
Just need some Sterno canisters.
541
00:19:21,298 --> 00:19:23,348
Let me get through there.
Thank you.
542
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,242
-You guys going to the party?
-Uh, yes, Ham.
543
00:19:25,302 --> 00:19:27,519
We will see you
at our anniversary party.
544
00:19:27,712 --> 00:19:30,096
Cool, cool. Yeah,
I think you're gonna lo...
545
00:19:30,191 --> 00:19:31,932
Uh, okay, yeah.
See you down there.
546
00:19:32,084 --> 00:19:34,751
Uh, we really need to get a lock
for the panic room door. Look,
547
00:19:34,811 --> 00:19:37,254
you've been dreaming
about guacamole so much,
548
00:19:37,314 --> 00:19:39,180
I wanted to make you some.
So I spent
549
00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,699
all day
on this crazy barter chain
550
00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:42,684
to Anchorage and back
to get you these avocados
551
00:19:42,745 --> 00:19:45,095
for our anniversary,
and they suck.
552
00:19:45,113 --> 00:19:46,596
And you didn't even ask
for them.
553
00:19:46,657 --> 00:19:48,598
My ex-girlfriend
Lara Silverblatt was right.
554
00:19:48,659 --> 00:19:50,617
I'm always doing
these grand romantic gestures
555
00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,712
-that no one wants.
-Wolf, babe, you need to chill.
556
00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:55,863
Well, it's very hard to chill
in the panic room.
557
00:19:55,883 --> 00:19:57,699
-I-It's right there in the name.
-I love you.
558
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:01,111
You're not gonna drive me away
with a box of mushy avocados.
559
00:20:01,129 --> 00:20:02,446
Things didn't work out with Lara
560
00:20:02,506 --> 00:20:04,706
because she wasn't your Fiona.
I am.
561
00:20:04,808 --> 00:20:07,784
Besides,
I love grand romantic gestures.
562
00:20:07,803 --> 00:20:09,803
The grander and romantic-er
the better.
563
00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:12,564
I can't believe you went
to so much trouble for my gift.
564
00:20:12,716 --> 00:20:15,550
Some gift. All I got you
was a box of rotten garbage.
565
00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:18,628
No. Inside these avocados
are avocado pits.
566
00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:20,555
And do you know what happens
to avocado pits
567
00:20:20,574 --> 00:20:22,390
-when you plant them?
-They explode?
568
00:20:22,451 --> 00:20:24,484
They grow into avocado trees,
569
00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:27,246
which means avocados
all the time.
570
00:20:27,414 --> 00:20:29,639
-Mwah.
-You know,
Lara didn't even recognize
571
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:32,084
any famous quotes
from There Will Be Blood.
572
00:20:32,235 --> 00:20:34,811
BOTH:
"I drink your milkshake.
573
00:20:34,871 --> 00:20:36,146
I drink it up."
574
00:20:36,206 --> 00:20:38,999
Welcome to Shrek's Miami.
575
00:20:39,093 --> 00:20:40,408
(both giggle)
576
00:20:40,427 --> 00:20:42,152
Good God.
577
00:20:42,170 --> 00:20:44,337
We decorated it just like
Shrek's beachside bungalow.
578
00:20:44,490 --> 00:20:46,598
And I'm Shrek's nemesis,
the Babadook.
579
00:20:46,791 --> 00:20:49,326
(laughs, clears throat)
It's beautiful.
580
00:20:49,344 --> 00:20:50,936
I would like to propose a toast.
581
00:20:51,129 --> 00:20:53,663
Webster's dictionary defines
"wolf" as a carnivorous...
582
00:20:53,724 --> 00:20:55,332
You put the lotion
in my heart basket.
583
00:20:55,392 --> 00:20:58,426
"That'll do, pig. That'll do."
584
00:20:59,137 --> 00:21:01,262
♪ Billy lost his head,
Terry got hit by a bus ♪
585
00:21:01,282 --> 00:21:03,857
♪ But our final destination
turned out to be us ♪
586
00:21:03,951 --> 00:21:06,100
♪ I wasn't crushed
by landing gear ♪
587
00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:08,287
♪ But I'll always crush on you,
my dear ♪
588
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:10,030
♪ Dance as we fall
through ceilings ♪
589
00:21:10,182 --> 00:21:12,032
♪ A flagpole
through your heart ♪
590
00:21:12,184 --> 00:21:14,367
♪ Those unlucky teens all died,
but we will never part ♪
591
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,943
♪ Dying in a NASCAR smash
would sure be such a bummer ♪
592
00:21:15,963 --> 00:21:17,854
♪ But when I'm with you,
my dear ♪
593
00:21:17,873 --> 00:21:19,689
♪ I know what we did
last summer ♪
594
00:21:19,708 --> 00:21:21,691
-♪ Wrong movie, babe ♪
-♪ Whoops ♪
595
00:21:21,710 --> 00:21:23,451
♪ My organs weren't sucked out
by a pool ♪
596
00:21:23,512 --> 00:21:25,470
♪ But I'll always be your fool ♪
597
00:21:25,622 --> 00:21:27,973
♪ 'Cause I am your Terry,
and I am your bus ♪
598
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,475
♪ And our final destination
was us. ♪
599
00:21:30,627 --> 00:21:32,218
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