1 00:00:01,577 --> 00:00:04,745 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,897 --> 00:00:06,171 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,323 --> 00:00:07,731 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:10,400 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,419 --> 00:00:13,995 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:14,089 --> 00:00:15,163 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,182 --> 00:00:16,757 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,909 --> 00:00:17,999 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:18,093 --> 00:00:21,503 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,597 --> 00:00:22,855 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:23,006 --> 00:00:24,339 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,433 --> 00:00:25,932 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:30,029 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:33,699 (cheering) 15 00:00:34,593 --> 00:00:36,093 BEEF: Well, time for me to do 16 00:00:36,111 --> 00:00:38,262 -all the dishes and cleaning. -No, no, Dad. 17 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:40,113 You guys are Honeybee and my guests tonight. 18 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,690 You just relax and enjoy digesting. 19 00:00:42,785 --> 00:00:43,876 -Well, thank you. -Honeybee, 20 00:00:44,027 --> 00:00:45,860 that lasagna was "Under the Tuscan Yum." 21 00:00:46,029 --> 00:00:47,028 Glad you liked it. 22 00:00:47,197 --> 00:00:49,048 I'm trying to branch out from layered dips, 23 00:00:49,275 --> 00:00:51,108 so other layered foods seemed like a good place to start. 24 00:00:51,126 --> 00:00:53,701 Well, I couldn't stop dipping my fork into it, 25 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:54,961 my Glamorous Garfield. 26 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:56,388 Having us over for dinner, 27 00:00:56,615 --> 00:00:58,390 chaperoning our field trip tomorrow-- 28 00:00:58,542 --> 00:01:01,209 Wolf, you're really turning into an Adult Arnold on us. 29 00:01:01,287 --> 00:01:03,044 You know it. I can't wait to be your guide 30 00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:05,898 on the abandoned Death Cliff Prison field trip-a-roo. 31 00:01:06,049 --> 00:01:08,049 Still one of my all-time favorite FTs 32 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:09,234 from when I was in high school. 33 00:01:09,386 --> 00:01:10,961 I've been browsing their gift shop online 34 00:01:10,979 --> 00:01:11,978 since I heard about the field trip, 35 00:01:12,131 --> 00:01:13,238 and I'm torn about what I want: 36 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,056 a bar of soap with a tiny prisoner inside 37 00:01:15,076 --> 00:01:16,316 that you free when you wash 38 00:01:16,468 --> 00:01:17,743 or a throw pillow that says, 39 00:01:17,894 --> 00:01:19,227 "Wherever you go, you're in jail." 40 00:01:19,396 --> 00:01:21,080 And Crispin and I get to walk around all day together. 41 00:01:21,307 --> 00:01:23,640 We do a lot of standing and sitting together, 42 00:01:23,733 --> 00:01:24,658 but walking? 43 00:01:24,810 --> 00:01:26,977 Uh, this is kind of huge for us. 44 00:01:26,995 --> 00:01:28,570 I'm sad my grade doesn't get to go, 45 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:31,239 but Dad and I are gonna head out into the woods tomorrow morning 46 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:33,074 and work on earning my bird-watching patch 47 00:01:33,168 --> 00:01:35,502 -for Lil' Preppers. -Ah! Is that the time? 48 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,987 Ham, we got to go! 49 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:38,597 Dakota: A Cowboy at College is on TV tonight, 50 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,174 and we got to watch live so we don't see any spoilers. 51 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,993 I wonder if he's gonna switch his boots 52 00:01:43,011 --> 00:01:43,936 for some real city shoes 53 00:01:44,087 --> 00:01:45,253 for his date with Taffiny tonight. 54 00:01:45,347 --> 00:01:47,681 Oh, wait for me! I'm ready for a heaping helping 55 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,666 of that bucking biology major. 56 00:01:49,685 --> 00:01:51,443 Oh, babe, sorry, you'll have to catch it later. 57 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,186 Remember, we got to finish filling out that paperwork 58 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,689 to open our joint checking account at the bank tomorrow. 59 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:57,174 Crapple sauce. I forgot. 60 00:01:57,192 --> 00:01:59,934 Uh-oh. Adult Arnold rides again. 61 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,845 Come on, I'm not that old, guys. 62 00:02:01,847 --> 00:02:03,622 I'm still just one of the sibs. 63 00:02:03,773 --> 00:02:04,939 (chuckles) Look out. 64 00:02:05,033 --> 00:02:06,441 Old Man Tobin's cranky. 65 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,942 Is that the sound of an adult diaper 66 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,444 filling up with rage diarrhea? 67 00:02:09,538 --> 00:02:11,779 (laughs) Oh, Wolf, we're just teasing. 68 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,132 (laughs): Oh, yeah, sure. 69 00:02:13,359 --> 00:02:15,359 I can take a joke because I'm not an old fuddy-duddy. 70 00:02:15,361 --> 00:02:17,043 -(overlapping farewells) -Good night, you two. 71 00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:19,245 -(door closes) -(whispers): Adult Arnold? 72 00:02:19,398 --> 00:02:20,806 A-Are those wrinkles? 73 00:02:21,033 --> 00:02:22,699 -Aah! -First, you don't watch 74 00:02:22,868 --> 00:02:24,868 Dakota: A Cowboy at College. 75 00:02:24,961 --> 00:02:26,052 Then your teeth fall out, 76 00:02:26,205 --> 00:02:28,463 then you start farting uncontrollably, 77 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,874 and then you do the jitterbug at your nephew's wedding 78 00:02:30,967 --> 00:02:32,317 and nobody wants to see that. 79 00:02:32,544 --> 00:02:33,968 And then your hearing starts to go, 80 00:02:34,046 --> 00:02:35,912 and then your arms fall off, 81 00:02:35,914 --> 00:02:39,049 then you die... die... die. 82 00:02:39,067 --> 00:02:40,342 (screams) 83 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:44,830 All righty, kids. Who's ready to do some hard time? 84 00:02:44,981 --> 00:02:46,314 Oh, that didn't sound good. 85 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,667 Soft time. Ugh, that doesn't sound good either. 86 00:02:48,818 --> 00:02:50,076 I know last night I had to do 87 00:02:50,229 --> 00:02:52,245 boring adult bank paperwork stuff, 88 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:55,323 but today I'm responsibility-free. (whoops) 89 00:02:55,401 --> 00:02:57,083 But aren't you our chaperone? 90 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:59,011 More like a "fun-perone," young lady. 91 00:02:59,238 --> 00:03:01,513 -Oh, no. -You know, when I went on this field trip 92 00:03:01,665 --> 00:03:03,015 not that many years ago, 93 00:03:03,166 --> 00:03:05,242 my friend Cheesecake and I snuck off on our own... 94 00:03:05,335 --> 00:03:07,019 Students, stop talking. 95 00:03:07,246 --> 00:03:09,021 Does everyone have their worksheets? 96 00:03:09,172 --> 00:03:10,747 You'll need to visit these five locations 97 00:03:10,766 --> 00:03:13,007 within the prison and write a description of them. 98 00:03:13,027 --> 00:03:14,768 Wolf, did you look over the worksheet? 99 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:16,086 Oh, absolutely. 100 00:03:16,104 --> 00:03:18,346 Practically got it memorized, Teachio. 101 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,681 Please never call me that again. 102 00:03:19,775 --> 00:03:21,200 Now, if you'd follow me up front, 103 00:03:21,427 --> 00:03:23,518 there is seating for you there, with the other adults. 104 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,779 Three to a seat violates safety protocol. 105 00:03:25,931 --> 00:03:26,930 Sorry about that. 106 00:03:26,949 --> 00:03:28,281 (singsongy): Here I come. 107 00:03:28,434 --> 00:03:29,875 Don't worry, guys. I'm not gonna be hard on you 108 00:03:30,044 --> 00:03:31,935 about that worksheet because we can all agree 109 00:03:32,104 --> 00:03:33,937 that homework stinks. 110 00:03:34,030 --> 00:03:35,272 Pee-yew, am I right? 111 00:03:35,365 --> 00:03:38,199 Do we have the option to take a different bus? 112 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:40,777 -What's that one? -Dark-eyed junco. 113 00:03:40,870 --> 00:03:43,555 Slate plumage with a touch of white around the tail. 114 00:03:43,707 --> 00:03:44,890 Pale-pink bill. 115 00:03:45,041 --> 00:03:46,391 A flock is sometimes called a blizzard. 116 00:03:46,543 --> 00:03:48,802 But instead of covering the ground with snow, 117 00:03:48,878 --> 00:03:51,713 they blanket the ground with the warm thrum of life. 118 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,307 Aah! Oh, sorry. Hello. 119 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,717 No, I'm sorry. 120 00:03:55,794 --> 00:03:57,402 You should never surprise a fellow bird-watcher. 121 00:03:57,554 --> 00:03:59,629 I have some of the quietest footsteps in the world. 122 00:03:59,631 --> 00:04:01,147 I entered an international competition 123 00:04:01,242 --> 00:04:02,741 and came in fifth place. 124 00:04:02,968 --> 00:04:04,058 Hello. My name is Greta Meatweep. 125 00:04:04,227 --> 00:04:06,970 Well, Greta, it is great-a to meet you. 126 00:04:07,063 --> 00:04:09,656 I'm Beef Tobin. This is my Moon son. 127 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,066 (laughs) I mean my Moon son. 128 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,235 I mean my son-- get it together, Beef. 129 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,645 This is my son Moon. 130 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,482 I couldn't help overhearing you describing those birds. 131 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:20,000 It sounded like poetry to me. 132 00:04:20,152 --> 00:04:22,761 I happen to be a proud member of the Lone Moose Poetry Gaggle. 133 00:04:22,912 --> 00:04:24,838 I also coordinate the snacks. Are you a poet? 134 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:28,992 I, um... Am I a poet? 135 00:04:29,011 --> 00:04:30,994 Elizabeth Barrett Browning! 136 00:04:31,087 --> 00:04:33,179 Flying atop a bird with a poetess? 137 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:35,440 This is what I daydreamed of as a teen. 138 00:04:35,667 --> 00:04:37,109 Please tell me you are a poet, too, Beef, 139 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:40,520 and then arrange me like your beautiful words. 140 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:44,307 ♪ Greta Meatweep. ♪ 141 00:04:45,027 --> 00:04:47,360 Yes, yes, of course I'm a poet. 142 00:04:47,513 --> 00:04:48,620 Uh, Dad? 143 00:04:48,847 --> 00:04:50,680 Remember, Moon? How I am one? 144 00:04:50,682 --> 00:04:52,273 Right, yes. 145 00:04:52,367 --> 00:04:53,683 He sure is a poet. 146 00:04:53,702 --> 00:04:56,628 Oh, boy, can this guy rhyme with the best of them. 147 00:04:56,855 --> 00:04:58,463 I admire that so much. 148 00:04:58,690 --> 00:05:00,114 I write non-rhyming poetry 149 00:05:00,134 --> 00:05:01,449 because I can never think of rhymes. 150 00:05:01,543 --> 00:05:03,302 Uh, uh, for instance, this morning 151 00:05:03,453 --> 00:05:05,119 I was trying to think of a rhyme for "table." 152 00:05:05,197 --> 00:05:07,955 -Stable. -Wow, what a gift. 153 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:09,533 I can smell the horses already. 154 00:05:09,551 --> 00:05:10,976 I know this is short notice, but would you be interested 155 00:05:11,203 --> 00:05:13,537 in attending a poetry gathering this afternoon? 156 00:05:13,630 --> 00:05:15,630 Perhaps you could recite one of your poems. 157 00:05:15,724 --> 00:05:16,815 Oh, and you can bring your son 158 00:05:16,966 --> 00:05:18,542 and any other poetry lovers out there. 159 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:19,985 Am I talking too fast? I hope not. 160 00:05:20,136 --> 00:05:21,320 I had a caffeinated mint yesterday, 161 00:05:21,471 --> 00:05:22,988 and it's still working its way through my system. 162 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:25,048 So, can I count you in or not? 163 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:26,383 Hmm. Yes? 164 00:05:26,401 --> 00:05:27,734 And read one of your poems? 165 00:05:27,886 --> 00:05:29,069 Certainly. 166 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,887 What a wonderful thing I have agreed to do. 167 00:05:30,906 --> 00:05:33,648 I'm very happy with myself about it. 168 00:05:33,742 --> 00:05:34,982 It's going to be at the VFW. 169 00:05:35,077 --> 00:05:36,560 -See you there. -You bet. 170 00:05:36,578 --> 00:05:39,245 Son, did I just tell that enchanting lady of letters 171 00:05:39,398 --> 00:05:42,841 that I am a poet and agree to read one of my poems 172 00:05:42,992 --> 00:05:45,569 -at an event this afternoon? -Correct. 173 00:05:45,662 --> 00:05:47,087 Wonderful. 174 00:05:47,163 --> 00:05:49,756 Welcome to the Death Cliff Prison and Museum. 175 00:05:49,908 --> 00:05:53,093 There is to be no spitting, slapping or chewing gum. 176 00:05:53,169 --> 00:05:54,411 I believe you can laugh at something 177 00:05:54,504 --> 00:05:55,854 without screaming performatively. 178 00:05:55,931 --> 00:05:58,005 Just no loudness in general. Got it? Good. 179 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,007 Okay, we'll be splitting up into three groups. 180 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,861 One group with me, one with Chelery's fathers, 181 00:06:03,088 --> 00:06:04,254 and one with the Tobins' older brother Wolf. 182 00:06:04,347 --> 00:06:07,014 Stay with your group. Do not stray. 183 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,608 Mind your chaperones as if they were me 184 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,595 but with far less knowledge of obscure film noir. 185 00:06:11,613 --> 00:06:12,929 Okay, let's go inside. 186 00:06:12,948 --> 00:06:14,264 All right, Wolf's group, huddle up. 187 00:06:14,357 --> 00:06:16,766 -You guys have your passes? -What passes? 188 00:06:16,785 --> 00:06:19,211 Yeah, the permission slip said we just needed a water, 189 00:06:19,362 --> 00:06:20,528 lunch and a good attitude. 190 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,772 My attitude sucks, but I brought a sandwich. 191 00:06:22,866 --> 00:06:26,610 Guys, I'm talking about your back-cage passes. (laughs) 192 00:06:26,628 --> 00:06:29,036 We're about to go on a special little "off the books" tour 193 00:06:29,172 --> 00:06:31,723 called "Wolf's Private Prison Peep Show." 194 00:06:31,875 --> 00:06:33,225 Eh... wait, that did not sound right. 195 00:06:33,334 --> 00:06:36,711 So, let's call it "Wolf's All-Inclusive Prison Peep Show." 196 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,121 Man, still not right. 197 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:39,398 Wolf, what are you talking about? 198 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:42,142 I'm talking about an all-access tour 199 00:06:42,294 --> 00:06:44,310 of the very secret locations within this prison 200 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:46,888 that Cheesecake and I discovered when we were in high school. 201 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,465 Oh, I love going behind the scenes. 202 00:06:48,558 --> 00:06:50,967 One time I saw the employee break room at the art museum. 203 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:52,894 Whew, if those mugs could talk. 204 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:55,080 Okay, that's the door we need to sneak through right there. 205 00:06:55,231 --> 00:06:56,915 Beyond that is a whole wing of the prison 206 00:06:57,066 --> 00:06:58,733 that's not open to the public 207 00:06:58,827 --> 00:07:01,645 that ends in a very fun surprise destination. 208 00:07:01,663 --> 00:07:03,070 Cheesecake was looking for a bathroom, 209 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,981 but I'm telling you, what we found was 210 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,258 so much better than a bathroom. 211 00:07:06,409 --> 00:07:08,818 Better than a bathroom? This I got to see. 212 00:07:08,820 --> 00:07:12,172 Okay, quietly, on your tiptoes. Go. Go, go, go, go. 213 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:15,100 We don't have to do the whole tour on tiptoes, do we? 214 00:07:15,251 --> 00:07:17,727 My calves are still tender from jazz dance club. 215 00:07:20,666 --> 00:07:22,774 Welcome to the "Shawshank Tour-demption," 216 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:26,260 where it's time to get busy touring or get busy dying. 217 00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:29,430 Mr. Wolf, I'm having such an amazing time. 218 00:07:29,508 --> 00:07:31,450 Please, Mr. Wolf is my father. 219 00:07:31,601 --> 00:07:33,359 -Just call me Wolf. -I can't believe 220 00:07:33,512 --> 00:07:36,288 they don't put this cold, dark corridor on the regular tour. 221 00:07:36,439 --> 00:07:38,439 Well, this area is technically closed off 222 00:07:38,533 --> 00:07:40,125 because they say it's a little dangerous, 223 00:07:40,276 --> 00:07:41,609 but Cheesecake and I did just fine. 224 00:07:41,703 --> 00:07:43,186 If we find the prison morgue, 225 00:07:43,188 --> 00:07:45,279 I need someone to take my picture in the body drawer 226 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:47,299 and text it to my brother, so that he'll feel guilty 227 00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:49,192 about taking the last Toaster Strudel this morning. 228 00:07:49,211 --> 00:07:51,911 Beedly-beedly-boop. Listen up to your tour guide. 229 00:07:52,063 --> 00:07:53,805 Coming up on our left is the prison wood shop 230 00:07:54,032 --> 00:07:57,033 where you can still see half of an adorable napkin holder 231 00:07:57,126 --> 00:07:58,477 built by Sammy the Smotherer. 232 00:07:58,628 --> 00:08:01,037 So far I haven't learned a single useful thing 233 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:03,130 on this field trip, and I love it. 234 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,725 HONEYBEE: Oh, hey, Beef. I was just finishing a frozen waffle. 235 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,711 You want one? Oh, no. 236 00:08:07,729 --> 00:08:09,212 What's going on with your face? 237 00:08:09,231 --> 00:08:11,564 Moon and I met a lady in the forest. 238 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,550 This sounds like the start of a fairy tale. 239 00:08:13,568 --> 00:08:15,309 Is Moon a frog now? Is he in your pocket? 240 00:08:15,387 --> 00:08:18,646 Moon is at school, but I told this woman that I was a poet. 241 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:20,056 And I promised to attend 242 00:08:20,075 --> 00:08:21,833 a poetry gathering this afternoon 243 00:08:21,985 --> 00:08:23,668 and read a poem I wrote. 244 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:26,671 -You really write poetry? -Well, I've dabbled. 245 00:08:26,823 --> 00:08:28,006 I mean, we're in Alaska. 246 00:08:28,083 --> 00:08:30,416 How can one not be inspired by the landscape? 247 00:08:30,569 --> 00:08:32,511 Sometimes I write down a fragment. 248 00:08:32,738 --> 00:08:35,071 And I've always thought female poets are-- 249 00:08:35,164 --> 00:08:37,832 sorry to be graphic-- very attractive. 250 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,577 Emily Dickinson is my ideal woman. 251 00:08:40,595 --> 00:08:41,928 She loved to be alone 252 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,688 and would have had no interest in me. 253 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:45,248 Hubba-hubba. 254 00:08:45,341 --> 00:08:47,359 But then I would never actually call myself a poet. 255 00:08:47,435 --> 00:08:49,102 It just came out. I got flustered, 256 00:08:49,254 --> 00:08:50,529 and, well, now I've really done it. 257 00:08:50,756 --> 00:08:53,180 Okay, don't panic, Beef. It could be a nice time. 258 00:08:53,275 --> 00:08:55,275 No, Honeybee, you don't understand. 259 00:08:55,351 --> 00:08:56,868 I'm bad at public speaking. 260 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:58,519 I've never written a whole poem. 261 00:08:58,539 --> 00:09:00,263 My getting up there and reading one this evening 262 00:09:00,282 --> 00:09:02,599 will be like a snake trying to catch a baseball. 263 00:09:02,692 --> 00:09:04,876 Hmm, well, I'm not gonna be any help to you in writing a poem, 264 00:09:05,103 --> 00:09:07,361 but what I can help you with is a look. 265 00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:10,215 I was friends with a poet, Armando, in Fresno, 266 00:09:10,442 --> 00:09:12,275 so I know a thing or two about how they look and act. 267 00:09:12,294 --> 00:09:15,128 Maybe a scarf could be an interesting touch. 268 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,964 There are some pretty nice ones in the scarf hamper 269 00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:19,799 from Wolf's close-up magic phase. 270 00:09:19,951 --> 00:09:21,618 That's the spirit, Beef. I have a feeling 271 00:09:21,620 --> 00:09:23,544 once you look in the mirror and see a poet, 272 00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:25,397 those words will just come tumbling out. 273 00:09:25,548 --> 00:09:26,639 Thanks, Honeybee. 274 00:09:26,792 --> 00:09:28,792 Maybe I will have a waffle after all. 275 00:09:28,885 --> 00:09:31,127 Good, I'd feel waffle if you didn't. 276 00:09:31,146 --> 00:09:32,812 My God, what is this family doing to me? 277 00:09:32,964 --> 00:09:35,907 All right, hope you all enjoyed seeing the common area. 278 00:09:36,134 --> 00:09:38,301 Some of the prison's most notorious killers 279 00:09:38,361 --> 00:09:39,578 did square dancing in there. 280 00:09:39,805 --> 00:09:41,304 We're almost to our destination. 281 00:09:41,323 --> 00:09:43,397 It's just up a... huh. 282 00:09:43,417 --> 00:09:45,417 Wondering if we took a wrong turn. 283 00:09:45,644 --> 00:09:46,993 Uh, Wolf? Are we lost? 284 00:09:47,145 --> 00:09:48,978 I get lost all the time delivering pizzas, 285 00:09:48,997 --> 00:09:50,480 so I keep two calzones in the car, 286 00:09:50,498 --> 00:09:52,315 in case I need to stick my feet in them for warmth. 287 00:09:52,408 --> 00:09:54,167 Did you bring any hot food for our feet? 288 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,095 Guys, I'm not gonna officially label us lost. 289 00:09:57,246 --> 00:10:00,581 More like "momentarily on unrecognizable terrain." 290 00:10:00,675 --> 00:10:02,934 Wolf, I also agree that labels put us in a box 291 00:10:03,086 --> 00:10:04,510 with the inability to grow, 292 00:10:04,587 --> 00:10:06,179 but we might want to find our way back 293 00:10:06,331 --> 00:10:08,181 to the rest of the tour before all the prison ghosts 294 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:09,182 come out for the evening. 295 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,133 Yeah, m-maybe you're right. 296 00:10:11,186 --> 00:10:13,778 Hmm... Let me just take a look around. 297 00:10:13,930 --> 00:10:15,505 Maybe down this way. 298 00:10:15,598 --> 00:10:18,024 -(gasps) -There's only one track to get back on, 299 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,118 and it leads straight from this prison 300 00:10:20,269 --> 00:10:22,269 to the bank where you take on a second mortgage. 301 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:25,531 Your underwear always feels wet, front and back. 302 00:10:25,684 --> 00:10:26,850 Then your arms fall off. 303 00:10:26,943 --> 00:10:28,701 You start yelling at the sink, 304 00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:31,129 and then you die... die... die. 305 00:10:31,356 --> 00:10:33,632 (gasps) You know what? On second thought, 306 00:10:33,859 --> 00:10:34,874 let's just go a little further 307 00:10:34,951 --> 00:10:36,301 and see if I can get my bearings. 308 00:10:36,528 --> 00:10:37,785 If you're scared, Judy, you can hold my hand. 309 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:39,212 No, thanks, Gill. 310 00:10:39,364 --> 00:10:41,865 But you can hold your own hand and pretend it's mine. 311 00:10:41,883 --> 00:10:43,883 Really? Thank you. 312 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:45,644 Our hands fit perfectly together. 313 00:10:45,871 --> 00:10:48,480 Good news, everyone, this is starting to look... 314 00:10:48,707 --> 00:10:50,874 -(all scream) -Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. 315 00:10:50,892 --> 00:10:54,878 You guys know I love to swivel in a chair in complete darkness. 316 00:10:54,971 --> 00:10:56,971 It's one of my main personality traits. 317 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,824 I told you this tour would be filled with chills and thrills. 318 00:10:59,976 --> 00:11:01,551 (chuckles): But everything's fine. 319 00:11:01,644 --> 00:11:03,903 -Okay, let's keep... (screams) -(others gasp) 320 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,073 Mountain Dew Code Crap! Not my beautiful brother! 321 00:11:07,225 --> 00:11:09,742 Ham! Say something! Are you alive?! 322 00:11:09,895 --> 00:11:11,744 -Ha, I'm okay, guys. -Oh, thank God. 323 00:11:11,897 --> 00:11:13,320 For a minute I thought you were gone, 324 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,731 and we have so many plans together, like how we were gonna 325 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:15,915 wear each other's jeans and not tell anyone. 326 00:11:16,067 --> 00:11:17,842 You sure you're all right, bud? 327 00:11:17,994 --> 00:11:19,177 Oh, yeah. Yup, yup. 328 00:11:19,328 --> 00:11:21,346 I-I just got surprised when there was a floor 329 00:11:21,497 --> 00:11:22,847 and then suddenly there wasn't a floor. 330 00:11:22,999 --> 00:11:24,574 Wolf, this has been super fun, 331 00:11:24,576 --> 00:11:26,184 but we might want to turn around now? 332 00:11:26,335 --> 00:11:27,593 Yup, just the regular old tour 333 00:11:27,746 --> 00:11:29,579 of regular old Death Cliff Prison might be nice. 334 00:11:29,672 --> 00:11:31,356 -OLD WOLF: Yoo-hoo! -Hmm? -You know, just walking 335 00:11:31,507 --> 00:11:34,100 -and looking and checking stuff off our worksheets. -Oh. 336 00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,177 Um, uh, yeah. I-I know what you're saying, Judy, 337 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,696 but now that we're at the barbershop, 338 00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:39,013 I've got my bearings back. 339 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,532 I remember Cheesecake sat in that chair 340 00:11:40,683 --> 00:11:42,183 and asked for The Rachel. 341 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,277 The place I'm taking you to is right around the next corner. 342 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,538 Let me just show you guys this one amazing thing, 343 00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:47,706 and then we'll go back. 344 00:11:47,933 --> 00:11:49,190 Okay. I guess. 345 00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:50,375 All right! Here we go. 346 00:11:50,526 --> 00:11:52,285 Everybody follow me. Aah! O-Okay. 347 00:11:52,454 --> 00:11:54,028 E-Everyone watch the hole there. 348 00:11:54,122 --> 00:11:56,773 Now here we go. (laughs, sighs) 349 00:11:56,791 --> 00:11:58,775 Okay, okay. This looks familiar. 350 00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:01,110 I think this is it. (laughs) Guys! 351 00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:04,781 -Come here, come here! -I found it! -Wow. 352 00:12:04,799 --> 00:12:06,224 Welcome to the most gorgeous cell 353 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:07,875 in all of Alaska's prison system, 354 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,919 the solitary confinement cell 355 00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:12,379 they called the "underwater coffin." 356 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,806 JUDY: Look at that view! 357 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,567 This is more like solitary just-fine-ment. 358 00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:16,960 (chuckles) Okay. 359 00:12:17,053 --> 00:12:18,570 (scoffs) This is so much better than my room 360 00:12:18,721 --> 00:12:19,887 that it makes me sick. 361 00:12:19,906 --> 00:12:21,297 I feel like I'm on Big Little Lies. 362 00:12:21,316 --> 00:12:23,074 Told you it'd be worth it. 363 00:12:26,154 --> 00:12:27,728 All right, everybody get out your lunches. 364 00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:29,581 We'll have a little bite to eat and then circle back 365 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,975 with the squares and fill out those worksheets. 366 00:12:31,977 --> 00:12:35,569 Let those chaper-oldies up there bore their groups to turds. 367 00:12:35,663 --> 00:12:37,088 "Up there, it's their time. 368 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,315 Down here, it's our time." Goonies. 369 00:12:39,334 --> 00:12:41,408 What on earth are you talking about? 370 00:12:41,503 --> 00:12:43,669 Oh, hey, Moon. Glad you could get a ride home. 371 00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:46,097 Your dad's just about to make his big entrance as a poet. 372 00:12:46,249 --> 00:12:47,766 Come on in, Beef! 373 00:12:47,917 --> 00:12:50,435 MOON: Oh, yeah. That's a poet. 374 00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:51,677 Yup, it's almost there. 375 00:12:51,830 --> 00:12:53,438 Could I give you a few adjustments? 376 00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:55,014 -Please. -Okay. Come in again, 377 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:57,609 but this time stop in the middle and chuckle knowingly. 378 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,335 Yeah. Then look off into the distance 379 00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:01,780 as you contemplate the sound of a leaf falling. 380 00:13:01,931 --> 00:13:03,430 And you should have a slight cough 381 00:13:03,599 --> 00:13:06,100 -from writing outside in the elements by the river. -Got it. 382 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,435 Oh, how about a limp from a duel you were in 383 00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,121 with your lover Calista's husband? 384 00:13:10,348 --> 00:13:11,956 And would it kill you to be exhausted 385 00:13:12,183 --> 00:13:13,699 by the beauty that's all around you? 386 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:17,537 Okay. Chuckle. Cough. Limp. Exhaustion. Got it. 387 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,464 (chuckles) 388 00:13:19,615 --> 00:13:20,873 (coughs) 389 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:23,693 Oh, look at that beauty. 390 00:13:23,711 --> 00:13:25,119 Boy, I'm tired. 391 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,363 That is good. Oh, one last thing. 392 00:13:27,382 --> 00:13:28,714 Let's mess up your beard. 393 00:13:28,809 --> 00:13:30,216 Poets are always a little shabby. 394 00:13:30,368 --> 00:13:31,476 My friend Armando was constantly mistaken 395 00:13:31,627 --> 00:13:33,369 for a scarecrow when we were picnicking. 396 00:13:33,371 --> 00:13:34,887 All right, that ought to do it. 397 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,056 Should we get in the car and set this poetry in motion? 398 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,208 Seriously, what is this family doing to me? 399 00:13:39,227 --> 00:13:42,211 One more thing-- I have to write an actual poem. 400 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,714 Oh, yeah... I forgot about that part. 401 00:13:44,807 --> 00:13:46,232 You got 20 minutes. Go, go, go. 402 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,494 All right. Now I just have to come up with a poem. 403 00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:53,389 Let's see. Maybe one of these fragments could inspire me. 404 00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:56,225 Hmm. Well, this one is covered in barbecue sauce. 405 00:13:56,394 --> 00:13:57,669 Gonna throw that out. 406 00:13:57,896 --> 00:14:00,988 And, uh, this one just says, "Good morning, rake." 407 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,508 Oh, man, this is gonna be terrible. 408 00:14:03,659 --> 00:14:07,420 And now, a man who promised me in the woods that he was a poet. 409 00:14:07,496 --> 00:14:09,330 A man who I might be able to love, 410 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,592 but absolutely everything is riding on this moment. 411 00:14:12,744 --> 00:14:14,168 If this poem isn't good, 412 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:16,670 then my nascent feelings for him will dry up 413 00:14:16,764 --> 00:14:18,247 and blow away like ash. 414 00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:21,267 Fingers crossed. Here he is, Beef Tobin. 415 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:25,029 Poem. Poem. Barf. Barf. Poem. 416 00:14:25,181 --> 00:14:26,513 That's not a poem. 417 00:14:26,608 --> 00:14:29,350 (echoing): Liar! 418 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,201 (shudders) 419 00:14:30,353 --> 00:14:32,353 What rhymes with "God help me"? 420 00:14:32,447 --> 00:14:34,764 I never thought I'd say this, but I'm sure going to miss 421 00:14:34,857 --> 00:14:37,283 this solitary confinement cell in an abandoned prison. 422 00:14:37,435 --> 00:14:40,603 Hey, um, why did they call it the underwater coffin anyway? 423 00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:41,954 Oh, it's not always so nice. 424 00:14:42,107 --> 00:14:43,456 Uh, we were here at a good time of day. 425 00:14:43,608 --> 00:14:45,532 They would literally send people in here to die. 426 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,293 See the holes they drilled in the wall there? 427 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,869 It floods during high tide. 428 00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:50,296 But what a way to go, huh? 429 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:53,282 So, we're in a cell that floods with icy cold water? 430 00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:54,467 Yeah, but we're fine now. 431 00:14:54,619 --> 00:14:56,302 The tide's just starting to come in. 432 00:14:56,396 --> 00:14:58,229 Okay, everybody. Pack your snacks. We're headed back. 433 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,957 Huh. How did this get closed? 434 00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:02,141 GILL: Oh, I closed that. 435 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:03,626 My mom's been getting on me about 436 00:15:03,645 --> 00:15:05,069 my door-closing bathroom etiquette lately. 437 00:15:05,221 --> 00:15:07,721 She's gonna be so proud when I tell her. 438 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:08,889 Uh... guys. 439 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,408 WOLF: Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. 440 00:15:10,635 --> 00:15:14,153 Wolf, should you maybe use your cell phone to call Mr. Golovkin? 441 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,729 Oh, right, yep. (stammers) 442 00:15:15,823 --> 00:15:18,249 Okay, there's no signal. Uh, a-anybody else getting one? 443 00:15:18,401 --> 00:15:21,644 -OTHERS: No. -Okay, nobody panic. I'm gonna get us out of here. 444 00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:24,363 Oh, great. How?! 445 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,982 Okay, let's see, locked cell 446 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,741 in an abandoned wing of the prison, 447 00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,152 far from anyone else, 448 00:15:29,245 --> 00:15:30,762 slowly filling up with cold ocean water. 449 00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:32,746 Just, uh... give me one more minute. 450 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:35,266 (sighs) Well, if I'm going to die in an abandoned prison, 451 00:15:35,493 --> 00:15:36,826 I'm glad it's with you, Ham. 452 00:15:36,844 --> 00:15:38,752 This guy with the romance. 453 00:15:38,846 --> 00:15:41,164 How lucky am I? 454 00:15:41,182 --> 00:15:42,165 (Beef coughing) 455 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:44,943 -Beef? Are you okay? -Ah, yes. 456 00:15:45,170 --> 00:15:47,520 My cough comes from writing in the river, 457 00:15:47,672 --> 00:15:50,597 and the limp from dueling with your lover. 458 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:54,677 Oh, I'm so sorry, I just heard a leaf fall. 459 00:15:54,696 --> 00:15:56,012 Oh, wonderful. 460 00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,956 I can't hear leaves. I have leaf deafness. 461 00:15:58,183 --> 00:15:59,958 What I would give to hear a leaf again. 462 00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:02,034 There are certain sounds I can't hear 463 00:16:02,187 --> 00:16:03,352 because I was struck by lightning. 464 00:16:03,446 --> 00:16:05,855 Leaf sounds, dubstep, certain truck engines, 465 00:16:05,873 --> 00:16:07,131 and ironically, thunder. 466 00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:09,133 Well, I better go put the snacks on the table. 467 00:16:09,285 --> 00:16:11,861 I love making the Cheez-Its into a little fan shape. 468 00:16:11,879 --> 00:16:13,471 Can't wait to hear that poem, Beef. 469 00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:14,764 Oh, God. 470 00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:18,959 Ham, boost me up! 471 00:16:19,053 --> 00:16:21,220 (grunts) Anyone with a belt? 472 00:16:21,372 --> 00:16:23,389 -I need it now, please. -What's it worth to you? 473 00:16:23,541 --> 00:16:26,375 John, I like and respect you just the way you are, 474 00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:28,711 but we don't have time for drama right now. 475 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:29,970 Fine, but you have to admit, 476 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,215 what we just did was a little dramatic. 477 00:16:32,308 --> 00:16:33,899 Okay, yes! The belt. 478 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,052 Wolf, are you gonna use these to climb out? 479 00:16:36,145 --> 00:16:38,020 -Uh-huh. -No, it's too dangerous! 480 00:16:38,022 --> 00:16:40,072 Judy, I got us into this acting like a kid. 481 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,742 I need to get us out of it acting like an adult. 482 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,168 I was being a ding-dang fool 483 00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:46,153 because a guy in a fire extinguisher cabinet 484 00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:48,339 had me worrying about second mortgages. 485 00:16:48,491 --> 00:16:49,732 -What? -Never mind. 486 00:16:49,901 --> 00:16:52,159 If I can lower myself to the rock below the window 487 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,679 with these belts, I should be able to scale 488 00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:56,072 the rest of the cliff. 489 00:16:56,165 --> 00:16:58,099 Just like a little billy goat right to the top. 490 00:17:00,002 --> 00:17:01,744 Uh-uh. You get out of here. 491 00:17:01,837 --> 00:17:03,596 But your arms, they'll fall off 492 00:17:03,748 --> 00:17:05,005 if you act like an adult. 493 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:08,100 Shut up, Old Wolf! You have no power over me! 494 00:17:08,253 --> 00:17:09,752 I'm really worried about your brother. 495 00:17:09,771 --> 00:17:12,030 I don't think he should get that second mortgage. 496 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,927 -Don't leave! We need help! -We're not leaving. 497 00:17:17,945 --> 00:17:19,111 We're having our lunch break. 498 00:17:19,264 --> 00:17:21,238 Wait, where's your group? Why are you wet? 499 00:17:21,391 --> 00:17:22,689 I screwed up big-time. 500 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:24,283 I just wanted them to think I was still young enough 501 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,210 to hang out with them and do something crazy, 502 00:17:26,362 --> 00:17:27,937 but then I did something actually crazy 503 00:17:27,955 --> 00:17:29,047 and very, very stupid. 504 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,440 -Where are they? -Okay, this is gonna sound bad, 505 00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:34,460 but they're in a cell called the underwater coffin. 506 00:17:34,537 --> 00:17:37,446 -It's actually really beautiful. -Stop talking. Let's move. 507 00:17:37,465 --> 00:17:40,224 And if you should see a baby stork 508 00:17:40,376 --> 00:17:42,376 Flying through the midnight sky 509 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,228 Is he delivering himself? 510 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:46,380 Do I hear his forlorn cry? 511 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,048 Who delivers the baby storks? 512 00:17:48,142 --> 00:17:51,069 With their parents busy delivering us 513 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,404 Young birds, forsaken 514 00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:55,481 Who can they trust? 515 00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:57,633 -Thank you. -Thank you, Santiago. 516 00:17:57,652 --> 00:17:59,577 Another poem about storks, 517 00:17:59,728 --> 00:18:01,987 and just as enjoyable as all the others. 518 00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:03,489 Now, I'm very pleased to introduce 519 00:18:03,641 --> 00:18:05,658 a poet I found in the woods this morning. 520 00:18:05,810 --> 00:18:06,992 His name is Beef Tobin, 521 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,477 and he's going to read an original poem. 522 00:18:08,496 --> 00:18:11,255 Hello, everyone. This is my poem. 523 00:18:11,407 --> 00:18:14,333 It is called "Good Morning, Rake." 524 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:15,501 (clears throat) 525 00:18:15,653 --> 00:18:18,504 There I was, walking by the lake... 526 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:21,173 Um, I'm sorry, let me... let me start again. 527 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,417 Or rather, start over. 528 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,845 I, uh... Oh, boy. 529 00:18:25,997 --> 00:18:28,998 Greta, this morning, um, with the birds, 530 00:18:29,016 --> 00:18:31,776 I was stirred by your smiling face, 531 00:18:31,927 --> 00:18:34,353 and my vision blurred. 532 00:18:34,505 --> 00:18:38,174 And-and, yes, I mistakenly blurted out a half-truth, 533 00:18:38,343 --> 00:18:41,510 making me a fool, and here is the proof. 534 00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:44,455 I am not a poet-- I'm sorry, it's true-- 535 00:18:44,607 --> 00:18:47,533 but my lie bloomed from my feelings, 536 00:18:47,685 --> 00:18:49,685 my feelings for you. 537 00:18:49,687 --> 00:18:51,354 (applause) 538 00:18:51,356 --> 00:18:54,615 Dad, I think you should have coughed a little more, 539 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:56,283 but overall it was pretty good. 540 00:18:56,377 --> 00:18:58,210 I'm sorry again, Teachio. 541 00:18:58,363 --> 00:18:59,695 Wolf, we talked about "Teachio." 542 00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:01,213 And apology accepted, 543 00:19:01,366 --> 00:19:03,290 but I'm going to save you a lot of heartache 544 00:19:03,384 --> 00:19:04,809 and give you a piece of advice. 545 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,127 Being the fun adult never works. 546 00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,054 It's impossible to ride that line successfully 547 00:19:09,207 --> 00:19:11,207 without ending up looking like a fool 548 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,225 and maybe getting arrested for a stunt at a skate park. 549 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,710 Just ask my stepbrother Glarn. 550 00:19:14,803 --> 00:19:16,821 I could have followed in his footsteps very easily 551 00:19:17,048 --> 00:19:18,305 when I first started teaching 552 00:19:18,399 --> 00:19:21,159 if I'd given in to my ridiculous desire to be liked. 553 00:19:21,386 --> 00:19:23,810 Kids crave boundaries from adults, not friendship. 554 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:26,330 They can still like you even if you're not their friend. 555 00:19:26,482 --> 00:19:29,149 You're right. I'm sorry I dropped the chaperone ball. 556 00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:30,743 I guess I can't have my childhood cake 557 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,003 and eat it, too. 558 00:19:32,154 --> 00:19:33,412 They still have adult cake, Wolf. 559 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,988 And the great thing about adult cake is 560 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,823 it can be anything you want. 561 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,009 It can even be a model train set 562 00:19:38,236 --> 00:19:39,919 you've put thousands of hours and dollars into 563 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:42,162 but still feel weirdly ashamed of. 564 00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:43,997 You're a grown-up, you shouldn't have it, 565 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,908 but you love to see those choo choos go round. 566 00:19:45,927 --> 00:19:47,076 Thanks, Mr. Golovkin. 567 00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:49,261 You can call me Theodore. We're both adults. 568 00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:51,355 Do all adults call each other Theodore? 569 00:19:51,507 --> 00:19:52,673 I-Is that a thing? 570 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,342 -N-No, Wolf. That's my name. -Oh, copy that. 571 00:19:55,436 --> 00:19:58,921 Greta, sorry I lied to you about being a poet. 572 00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:00,589 Well, I hate to say this 573 00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:02,425 because I hate when other people say it, 574 00:20:02,443 --> 00:20:04,869 but I think you are a poet, and you may just not know it. 575 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:07,705 Well, perhaps we could have coffee sometime 576 00:20:07,932 --> 00:20:09,356 and just chat about poetry. 577 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:12,101 I think reading off a menu is more the level 578 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:13,878 of public speaking I'm used to. 579 00:20:14,105 --> 00:20:15,529 Coffee with you would be great. 580 00:20:15,623 --> 00:20:17,030 We could even call it a... 581 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,549 -Mmm, date? -Yes. 582 00:20:18,776 --> 00:20:19,717 That's exactly the word. 583 00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:21,277 How do you do that? 584 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:24,964 I'm sorry I almost got you and all your friends killed today. 585 00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:27,283 My bad. I didn't want to be an Adult Arnold, 586 00:20:27,301 --> 00:20:30,377 and I almost accidentally became a Murdering Michael. 587 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,972 I guess being responsible doesn't have to be a bad thing. 588 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:35,048 But I promise, I'm still gonna watch 589 00:20:35,142 --> 00:20:37,401 Dakota: A Cowboy at College with you, 590 00:20:37,628 --> 00:20:39,478 and I'll never let my arms fall off. 591 00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:40,980 Well, I'm glad to hear that, Wolf, 592 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,557 because you'll need them for hugging. 593 00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:44,891 (chuckles): Get in here! 594 00:20:44,986 --> 00:20:46,727 GOLOVKIN: Safety protocol! 595 00:20:46,804 --> 00:20:47,970 From one adult to another, 596 00:20:48,063 --> 00:20:49,413 you frigging got it, Theodore. 597 00:20:49,565 --> 00:20:52,583 ♪ Cowpoke, they think I'm some kinda joke ♪ 598 00:20:52,693 --> 00:20:56,587 ♪ These slick city boys with their whiskey and Coke ♪ 599 00:20:56,814 --> 00:20:59,090 ♪ And I, I refuse ♪ 600 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:03,002 ♪ To let this city brand me ♪ 601 00:21:03,154 --> 00:21:04,745 ♪ Hey, there's Taffiny ♪ 602 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,172 ♪ And my best friend Jim ♪ 603 00:21:07,325 --> 00:21:09,992 ♪ His boyfriend's a dancer whose name is Tim ♪ 604 00:21:10,011 --> 00:21:11,936 ♪ This small-town cowboy ♪ 605 00:21:12,163 --> 00:21:15,273 ♪ Might make this city his own ♪ 606 00:21:16,091 --> 00:21:17,500 ♪ This college cowboy ♪ 607 00:21:17,593 --> 00:21:20,278 ♪ Might bring some knowledge home. ♪ 608 00:21:20,429 --> 00:21:21,670 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 609 00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:23,430 and TOYOTA. 610 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,283 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org