1 00:00:01,485 --> 00:00:04,728 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,821 --> 00:00:06,063 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,156 --> 00:00:07,564 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,657 --> 00:00:10,234 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,327 --> 00:00:13,754 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,848 --> 00:00:14,996 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,016 --> 00:00:16,664 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:17,758 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,926 --> 00:00:21,245 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,837 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,931 --> 00:00:24,172 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:25,766 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:29,695 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,590 --> 00:00:33,440 (cheering) 15 00:00:34,184 --> 00:00:35,942 BEEF: How was everyone's day at school? 16 00:00:36,095 --> 00:00:37,127 JUDY: Amazing. 17 00:00:37,187 --> 00:00:38,537 Mr. Golovkin wore a novelty T-shirt 18 00:00:38,614 --> 00:00:39,872 that looked like a doctor's lab coat. 19 00:00:40,099 --> 00:00:42,041 -Oh, that's fun. -(laughs): Oh, 20 00:00:42,268 --> 00:00:43,767 it was clinically fun. 21 00:00:43,786 --> 00:00:45,786 Uh, paging Dr. Golovkin. 22 00:00:45,938 --> 00:00:47,379 We have a fatal fart attack 23 00:00:47,606 --> 00:00:49,548 -in the Earth Sciences room. -(Judy laughs) 24 00:00:49,699 --> 00:00:50,774 (Judy and Ham gasp) 25 00:00:50,867 --> 00:00:52,276 -Dad, pull over. Now. -What's happening? 26 00:00:52,294 --> 00:00:53,777 Ham, did you get your penis caught 27 00:00:53,870 --> 00:00:55,112 in the seat belt clip again? 28 00:00:55,205 --> 00:00:56,463 KIDS: Splash Crevasse. 29 00:00:56,615 --> 00:00:58,706 A new indoor water park in our beloved Alaska 30 00:00:58,801 --> 00:01:00,784 through the miracle of indoor slide technology? 31 00:01:00,953 --> 00:01:02,286 Dad, if we don't go, 32 00:01:02,304 --> 00:01:04,304 I'm suing for emancipation from this family. 33 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,881 You know I have a lawyer. Olivia Objections. 34 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:09,717 No need to call Olivia Objections just yet. 35 00:01:09,737 --> 00:01:11,904 A trip to a new indoor water park sounds fun. 36 00:01:12,055 --> 00:01:14,222 I can't see why we couldn't go this weekend. 37 00:01:14,316 --> 00:01:15,299 Nope. We can't go. 38 00:01:15,392 --> 00:01:16,650 Beef, control your son, man. 39 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:19,745 I'm not trying to be a Leonardo DiCrap-On-Your-Planzio, 40 00:01:19,896 --> 00:01:21,229 but water parks are bad news. 41 00:01:21,323 --> 00:01:23,473 Babe, I thought you'd be all over an indoor water park. 42 00:01:23,492 --> 00:01:25,084 And I understand why you would think that. 43 00:01:25,235 --> 00:01:26,418 I'm very fun-loving, 44 00:01:26,570 --> 00:01:27,902 I got a nominally above-average bod, 45 00:01:28,071 --> 00:01:30,814 and my eyes naturally have a kind of a gross glaze on them, 46 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:32,407 which means I never have to wear goggles. 47 00:01:32,501 --> 00:01:34,927 But indoor water parks get a big thumbs-down 48 00:01:35,154 --> 00:01:36,578 -from this clown. -Oh, Wolf. 49 00:01:36,746 --> 00:01:39,414 -Are you still upset about... -Yes, Father. 50 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,008 I am still upset about a terrible curse 51 00:01:42,161 --> 00:01:44,010 that hangs over me like the gray fog of death, 52 00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:46,438 haunting my days and taunting my nights. 53 00:01:46,665 --> 00:01:47,922 Oh, boy. Here we go. 54 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:49,516 Wait, what does the fog of death 55 00:01:49,668 --> 00:01:51,092 -have to do with the new water park? -JUDY: Well, 56 00:01:51,170 --> 00:01:52,336 we used to have one in Lone Moose. 57 00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:53,837 It's called Winter World now, 58 00:01:53,930 --> 00:01:55,355 but it used to be known as Waterworld 59 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,507 based on the movie Waterworld until Kevin Costner 60 00:01:57,526 --> 00:01:59,843 filed a very devastating lawsuit against it. 61 00:01:59,862 --> 00:02:02,604 Amazing movie, even more amazing lawsuit. 62 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,789 Basically, one summer, 63 00:02:04,016 --> 00:02:05,273 every time Wolf went to Waterworld, 64 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,533 he lost his swim trunks. 65 00:02:06,685 --> 00:02:09,353 And turned Waterworld into Wienerworld. 66 00:02:09,371 --> 00:02:11,713 Smell you later, nerd-a-gators. 67 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:15,375 Oh, no! 68 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,526 My trunks! 69 00:02:16,545 --> 00:02:17,711 Oh, no! My tr... 70 00:02:17,863 --> 00:02:19,696 Oh, n... O... B... 71 00:02:19,715 --> 00:02:22,624 Oh, no. My trunks. 72 00:02:22,718 --> 00:02:24,368 Yeah, I was just a teen Wolf 73 00:02:24,386 --> 00:02:26,478 when I realized that water parks are cursed. 74 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:28,538 How is it we've never talked about how you get to say, 75 00:02:28,632 --> 00:02:30,983 "I was a teen Wolf"? Babe, that rules. 76 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:33,134 I know, yeah. It fully rips. 77 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:35,637 Wolf, how can Splash Crevasse be cursed? 78 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:36,822 It's brand-new. 79 00:02:36,973 --> 00:02:38,473 I believe all water parks are cursed. 80 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:40,492 I also lost my trunks that time we stayed at the hotel 81 00:02:40,644 --> 00:02:43,328 with the waterslide in Ketchikan when we went looking for Mom. 82 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,980 Oh, yeah. We found her behind that Wendy's. 83 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,166 Sleeping like a baby, 84 00:02:47,393 --> 00:02:49,559 just absolutely covered in Baconator wrappers. 85 00:02:49,578 --> 00:02:51,061 Well, I'm sorry, Wolf, but I'm going. 86 00:02:51,079 --> 00:02:52,579 I saw on the news that Jason Patric 87 00:02:52,731 --> 00:02:54,006 was gonna be there signing autographs, 88 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:55,507 and I'm gonna bring a script from Speed 2 89 00:02:55,734 --> 00:02:57,158 and see if he'll read a scene with me. 90 00:02:57,178 --> 00:02:58,660 Okay, that's fine. You guys go. 91 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:01,346 -Me and Dad will hang out here and... -Son, you know 92 00:03:01,573 --> 00:03:02,681 I don't enjoy leisure, 93 00:03:02,832 --> 00:03:05,517 but I do very much enjoy seeing my family happy. 94 00:03:05,627 --> 00:03:07,853 Well, fine. Then I'm gonna have fun, too. 95 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,746 But I'm not paying good American money 96 00:03:09,765 --> 00:03:12,173 to embarrass myself at some trunk-sucking hellhole. 97 00:03:12,267 --> 00:03:15,027 I'm going swimming at, uh, nature's water park, 98 00:03:15,178 --> 00:03:16,695 Lone Moose Beach. 99 00:03:16,846 --> 00:03:19,773 Lone Moose Beach is just a ten-square-foot patch of rocks 100 00:03:19,849 --> 00:03:21,441 next to the oil refinery. 101 00:03:21,593 --> 00:03:23,427 Isn't that where they found the seal with the human nose? 102 00:03:23,445 --> 00:03:25,019 No. And I'm gonna have more fun 103 00:03:25,039 --> 00:03:27,355 at Lone Moose Beach than you could ever have 104 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,615 at Splash Crev-sucks. 105 00:03:28,767 --> 00:03:31,376 Well, I'd better go get ready. Big day tomorrow. 106 00:03:31,603 --> 00:03:33,603 But actually, step one of me getting ready 107 00:03:33,697 --> 00:03:36,030 is gonna be to sit back down and finish my dinner, 108 00:03:36,050 --> 00:03:38,217 because I'm gonna be swimming so much tomorrow. 109 00:03:38,368 --> 00:03:39,367 Hoo! 110 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:41,202 BEEF: Splash Crevasse, here we come. 111 00:03:41,329 --> 00:03:43,204 Are you guys sure you don't want to eat some breakfast 112 00:03:43,298 --> 00:03:44,539 before we get on the road? 113 00:03:44,633 --> 00:03:46,207 And waste precious time 114 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:48,118 that could be spent splashing and crevassing? 115 00:03:48,136 --> 00:03:50,229 Hello. Yes, can you connect me with my lawyer, 116 00:03:50,456 --> 00:03:51,805 Olivia Objections? 117 00:03:51,957 --> 00:03:54,399 Moon, you cannot threaten to have your imaginary lawyer 118 00:03:54,626 --> 00:03:56,460 sue me every time I say anything. 119 00:03:56,553 --> 00:03:57,811 And just to revisit it, 120 00:03:57,963 --> 00:04:00,722 asking you to empty the dishwasher is not a felony. 121 00:04:00,816 --> 00:04:02,890 Don't worry, Dad. They have two separate snack bars. 122 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,559 Remember? It was on the evening news. 123 00:04:04,653 --> 00:04:06,578 I was surprised they dedicated the entire hour 124 00:04:06,805 --> 00:04:08,580 to covering the water park, but I have to say, 125 00:04:08,732 --> 00:04:10,064 it was very informative. 126 00:04:10,084 --> 00:04:12,400 -Oh, great. Wolf's coming. -Wolf is not coming. 127 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,661 Wolf is going. To Lone Moose Beach. 128 00:04:14,813 --> 00:04:16,997 Like he said. Which will be way more fun. 129 00:04:17,149 --> 00:04:19,499 And where no one will see my wiener. Ow! 130 00:04:19,668 --> 00:04:22,502 I'm fine. It's just a pebble got in my flip-flop. 131 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:24,012 Ow. Ow. Ow. 132 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:26,932 Houston, we have a beach. 133 00:04:27,083 --> 00:04:29,009 Now, who needs Splash Crevasse 134 00:04:29,085 --> 00:04:32,920 when I've got nature's Splash Crev-this. 135 00:04:32,998 --> 00:04:34,106 Selfie time. 136 00:04:34,333 --> 00:04:36,608 Okay, I'll just crop those garbage bags out. 137 00:04:36,835 --> 00:04:39,111 And, uh, send to family group text. 138 00:04:39,262 --> 00:04:40,504 (exhales) Nippy today. 139 00:04:40,597 --> 00:04:42,281 But once the sun peeks out from those clouds, 140 00:04:42,508 --> 00:04:44,265 I'm sure it'll be nice and toasty. 141 00:04:44,359 --> 00:04:45,342 (shivers) 142 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:48,011 Ooh, snack time, baby. (chuckles) 143 00:04:48,030 --> 00:04:49,179 Oh, wai... Aah. 144 00:04:49,197 --> 00:04:51,290 Got the whole day ahead of me. 145 00:04:51,441 --> 00:04:53,333 Sick. 146 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,279 ALL: Wow. 147 00:04:58,373 --> 00:05:00,707 Okay, what does everyone want to do first? 148 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:02,467 Call me Wave Pool-ier, 149 00:05:02,694 --> 00:05:06,046 because I'm about to go, uh, in the wave pool. 150 00:05:06,198 --> 00:05:07,806 I'm a lazy river lad, myself. 151 00:05:08,033 --> 00:05:10,792 And I'm hitting the DeathSlide. I heard it's so scary 152 00:05:10,886 --> 00:05:12,477 that most people pee their swimsuits, 153 00:05:12,704 --> 00:05:15,296 which adds more liquid, which means you go even faster. 154 00:05:15,432 --> 00:05:16,798 (chuckles): Wonderful. And I guess 155 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,483 I will just sit at a picnic table. 156 00:05:18,635 --> 00:05:20,468 -I love sitting. -HONEYBEE: They're gone. 157 00:05:20,487 --> 00:05:22,546 They didn't even hear you finish saying the word "wonderful." 158 00:05:22,564 --> 00:05:24,731 -Wonderful. -Look, Beef. They have 159 00:05:24,883 --> 00:05:25,882 a mermaid show. Want to check that out later? 160 00:05:25,901 --> 00:05:27,308 (chuckles): No, thank you. 161 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:28,902 Like any sailor, I know the dangers 162 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,571 of being lured in by the siren's song. 163 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,831 Why don't I just go with you 164 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,575 to meet this, uh... celebrity fisherman? 165 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,394 Jason Patric is an actor. 166 00:05:37,412 --> 00:05:39,153 That is fine. 167 00:05:39,173 --> 00:05:40,339 Maybe Dad was right 168 00:05:40,566 --> 00:05:41,731 and we should have had breakfast. 169 00:05:41,825 --> 00:05:43,233 -I'm really hungry. -Ugh, same. 170 00:05:43,326 --> 00:05:45,159 My mind says "lazy river," 171 00:05:45,253 --> 00:05:47,237 but my tummy says "food me-giver." 172 00:05:47,330 --> 00:05:49,848 Not me. I've been sentenced to the DeathSlide, 173 00:05:49,999 --> 00:05:51,850 and my last meal is speed. 174 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:53,852 So, you thinking what I'm thinking? 175 00:05:54,079 --> 00:05:55,579 Mm, that we turn into miserable monsters 176 00:05:55,597 --> 00:05:57,672 when we're hungry, so we should get nachos, 177 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,083 but that it doesn't make sense for both of us to go, 178 00:06:00,085 --> 00:06:01,509 so we should play Bread, Cheese, Toothpick 179 00:06:01,603 --> 00:06:03,028 -to see who goes to get the food? -Exactly. 180 00:06:03,255 --> 00:06:04,345 -Bread. Cheese. Toothpick. -Bread. Cheese. Toothpick. 181 00:06:04,439 --> 00:06:06,439 (laughs) Toothpick spears cheese. 182 00:06:06,516 --> 00:06:09,534 -Ugh, fine. -Get a good look. 183 00:06:09,611 --> 00:06:11,277 The next time you see me, I'll be so relaxed 184 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:14,114 from my trip on the lazy river, you probably won't recognize me. 185 00:06:14,266 --> 00:06:17,434 I'll be all like, "Ah. Yeah." 186 00:06:17,452 --> 00:06:19,119 Oh, it's only been seven minutes? 187 00:06:19,271 --> 00:06:21,713 Okay, skip this jazz. I'm going home. 188 00:06:21,865 --> 00:06:22,881 Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. 189 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:25,792 When did this town get so many friggin' pebbles? 190 00:06:25,944 --> 00:06:27,219 Oh, look, my favorite shortcut. 191 00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:29,629 I used to take this bad boy home from Cheesecake's house 192 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:30,947 all the time in high school. 193 00:06:30,966 --> 00:06:33,708 Now this is a waterslide, baby! 194 00:06:33,802 --> 00:06:34,876 (whooping, shouts) 195 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:37,044 Oh. When did they add this grate? 196 00:06:37,139 --> 00:06:39,564 Houston, we have a dang it! 197 00:06:42,794 --> 00:06:44,978 No, no, no, no. This is bad. 198 00:06:45,188 --> 00:06:46,479 You're trapped at the bottom of a drainpipe, 199 00:06:46,632 --> 00:06:47,906 and there's a grate blocking your way through 200 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:49,482 that definitely did not used to be there. 201 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,484 Uh, maybe there's a latch somewhere? 202 00:06:51,637 --> 00:06:54,079 (grunts) Teenage mutant ninja turds! 203 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:56,156 If there is, I can't reach it. 204 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:58,733 Help, anybody! Even Londra. 205 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:01,327 Okay, Wolf, think-- WWHBD. 206 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:04,147 What would Honeybee do? Oh, of course! 207 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:07,074 I'll climb out. Great idea, Honeybee. 208 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:08,093 Simple, but elegant. 209 00:07:08,244 --> 00:07:10,487 (grunts) Oh, boy. 210 00:07:10,656 --> 00:07:12,172 That is more slippery than a watermelon 211 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:14,599 wearing Aveeno. Uh, hmm. 212 00:07:14,826 --> 00:07:15,917 Oh! Okay, well, if I just 213 00:07:16,011 --> 00:07:18,011 gnaw my own arm off like that one guy 214 00:07:18,163 --> 00:07:19,829 in that one movie where he gnaws his own arm off, 215 00:07:19,848 --> 00:07:23,442 I might be skinny enough to squeeze between these bars. 216 00:07:23,593 --> 00:07:25,110 (grunting) 217 00:07:25,337 --> 00:07:27,504 (sighs) Oh, my God! This is taking forever. 218 00:07:27,597 --> 00:07:29,614 And I don't even have any arm sauce. 219 00:07:29,766 --> 00:07:31,599 This is worse than the time that I got stuck 220 00:07:31,693 --> 00:07:33,952 inside the claw machine at Duck Duck Golf. 221 00:07:34,103 --> 00:07:36,029 And worse than the time that I got stuck 222 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,848 in the claw machine at Tippy Toppy Taqueria. 223 00:07:39,017 --> 00:07:40,107 Here's your large nachos. 224 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,442 But we're out of cheese. 225 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:43,369 What? Why would you sell me nachos 226 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:44,946 if you knew you were out of cheese? 227 00:07:45,023 --> 00:07:47,299 Uh, because we weren't out of nachos, just out of cheese. 228 00:07:47,526 --> 00:07:49,025 -(groans) -There should be some 229 00:07:49,027 --> 00:07:51,711 in the dispensers at the north side snack bar. 230 00:07:51,863 --> 00:07:53,638 JUDY: Uh... 231 00:07:53,715 --> 00:07:55,882 do you have a plastic bag or something I could put these in? 232 00:07:56,034 --> 00:07:57,534 I don't want them to get wet. 233 00:07:57,627 --> 00:07:58,643 Did you say something? 234 00:07:58,795 --> 00:07:59,811 I said thank you for everything. 235 00:07:59,963 --> 00:08:01,480 This is absolutely perfect. 236 00:08:01,631 --> 00:08:02,722 Excuse me, do you know 237 00:08:02,799 --> 00:08:04,224 how long the wait is from here? 238 00:08:04,376 --> 00:08:06,209 If you have to ask, you don't have what it takes. 239 00:08:06,302 --> 00:08:08,636 Okay, but do you know? 240 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,414 Yeah, two hours. It says it on that sign over there. 241 00:08:11,416 --> 00:08:13,307 Why didn't you just point to the sign? 242 00:08:13,401 --> 00:08:14,493 I'm just going through a lot. 243 00:08:14,644 --> 00:08:16,236 My grandparents are getting divorced. 244 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,737 They were together for 50 years. 245 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,906 Grandma thinks she's gonna do better than Grandpa? 246 00:08:20,058 --> 00:08:21,333 Good luck, Mona. 247 00:08:21,409 --> 00:08:22,834 Two hours, huh? 248 00:08:22,986 --> 00:08:24,169 Oh. Whoops. 249 00:08:24,320 --> 00:08:26,246 Sorry. My bad. (chuckles) 250 00:08:26,398 --> 00:08:28,489 Oh, sorry, were you here first? 251 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:30,066 Okay, yeah, no problem. 252 00:08:30,085 --> 00:08:32,326 Maybe I'll just... Yeah, no, enjoy. 253 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:34,495 (laughs) I'm happy to wait. 254 00:08:34,664 --> 00:08:36,014 Have fun. 255 00:08:36,165 --> 00:08:37,331 Oh, no, you go. 256 00:08:37,425 --> 00:08:39,576 All right, will you help me practice my lines? 257 00:08:39,594 --> 00:08:41,502 I want to be off book when we get 258 00:08:41,596 --> 00:08:42,687 to the front and meet JP. 259 00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:44,338 (singer vocalizing over P.A.) 260 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,524 WOMAN (over P.A.): Seating for the mermaid show 261 00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:46,841 is now open. 262 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:49,602 -(vocalizing) -Oh, no, the mermaids. 263 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:51,530 They call me. I must go. 264 00:08:51,681 --> 00:08:53,347 Nay, I mustn't. 265 00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:54,181 Are you okay? 266 00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:55,942 Oh, how those dampen damsels 267 00:08:56,094 --> 00:08:57,277 lure me to my ruin. 268 00:08:57,429 --> 00:08:59,037 Tie me to that cement pillar, like Ulysses 269 00:08:59,264 --> 00:09:01,022 had his sailors tie him to the mast of their ship 270 00:09:01,116 --> 00:09:02,374 as they approached the sirens. 271 00:09:02,601 --> 00:09:04,209 -What? -Do you have any wax with which 272 00:09:04,436 --> 00:09:06,269 to plug your ears lest you be ensorcelled? 273 00:09:06,362 --> 00:09:07,862 No, I don't have any ear wax. 274 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:10,215 And where am I gonna to get rope to tie you to that big-ass pole? 275 00:09:10,366 --> 00:09:12,384 You know I always bring a large coil 276 00:09:12,535 --> 00:09:14,444 of rope wherever I go in case I suddenly 277 00:09:14,462 --> 00:09:16,537 find myself in need of a large coil of rope. 278 00:09:16,631 --> 00:09:18,114 Right, mm-hmm, okay. 279 00:09:18,133 --> 00:09:19,783 Hi, would you watch my spot? 280 00:09:19,785 --> 00:09:21,134 I just have to tie my father-in-law 281 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:22,802 to that cement pole over there so that he doesn't 282 00:09:22,971 --> 00:09:24,929 accidentally see the mermaid show like they did in Ulysses. 283 00:09:25,156 --> 00:09:26,306 Sure. 284 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:29,292 Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man. 285 00:09:29,311 --> 00:09:32,796 (gasps) Dad? Guys? Oh, I'm so happy to see you. 286 00:09:32,889 --> 00:09:34,388 You were right, Lone Moose Beach was 287 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,800 a huge mistake. You guys want 288 00:09:36,968 --> 00:09:38,802 to form a human chain and come get me? 289 00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:40,895 -Guys? -(hissing) 290 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,230 Dad, why are you hissing like that? Wait. 291 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,658 Hey. You're not my family. 292 00:09:45,752 --> 00:09:46,918 You're marmots. 293 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:48,661 (sighs) You guys want to form 294 00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:50,422 a marmot chain and come get me? 295 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:53,316 Okay, Judy, you've studied this water maze long enough. 296 00:09:53,409 --> 00:09:57,095 If you want these chips cheesy, it just ain't gonna be easy. 297 00:09:57,246 --> 00:09:59,005 My God, I just sounded cool. 298 00:09:59,157 --> 00:10:00,840 (laughs) Okay, just pretend the chips 299 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,509 are your first major art installation, 300 00:10:03,662 --> 00:10:06,938 and it's a fragile oeuvre of tremendous purity, 301 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:09,107 and the water park is the coffee shop, of course, 302 00:10:09,258 --> 00:10:11,425 that has agreed to hang your work on its walls 303 00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:14,187 for nine days. That's over a week, Judy. 304 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,022 Over a week. Let's go! 305 00:10:16,174 --> 00:10:19,117 Stay away from my fragile oeuvre. 306 00:10:19,194 --> 00:10:21,177 This Lucite basketball 307 00:10:21,196 --> 00:10:23,121 rejects your value system. 308 00:10:23,348 --> 00:10:25,365 Ham, you should've seen me. 309 00:10:25,517 --> 00:10:27,274 (groans) Forget it, keep your tubes. 310 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,627 I didn't even want to have a really fun time 311 00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:30,186 -in the lazy river anyway. -(gasps) 312 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:33,298 Ham, no! Why'd you knock those out of my hands? 313 00:10:33,525 --> 00:10:35,375 Why'd you sneak up behind me? 314 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:36,801 Well, I'm glad the nachos at least 315 00:10:36,878 --> 00:10:38,027 got a chance to ride the lazy river. 316 00:10:38,046 --> 00:10:39,971 JUDY: Oh, great, and that guy 317 00:10:40,198 --> 00:10:41,214 -is enjoying one. -(sighs) 318 00:10:41,366 --> 00:10:43,290 Sorry I snapped. I'm just so hungry. 319 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,535 And this lazy river was a lazy failure. 320 00:10:45,553 --> 00:10:47,628 I'll go get us some more nachos, okay? 321 00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:49,205 -Make it up to you? -I'd like to see you try. 322 00:10:49,298 --> 00:10:52,058 Sorry. I meant that, I would really like to see you try. 323 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,152 Because I'm very hungry and very cranky. 324 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:56,303 Maybe I'll go over to the wave pool 325 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,639 and let the gentle lapping of the water calm me down. 326 00:10:58,733 --> 00:11:00,641 Or maybe I'll just kill someone! 327 00:11:00,735 --> 00:11:03,912 (laughing): We'll see what happens today. 328 00:11:04,647 --> 00:11:05,905 Get it together, Wolf. 329 00:11:06,057 --> 00:11:07,907 You are not gonna bite the friggin' big one 330 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,501 in this frang-dang drainpipe. 331 00:11:09,652 --> 00:11:12,912 Okay, think. WWDD-- what would Dad do? 332 00:11:12,989 --> 00:11:15,656 Well that's easy. He would just B-A-T-C-O-R. 333 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,734 Bring a thick coil of rope. 334 00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:19,160 (sighs) I don't have one, 335 00:11:19,328 --> 00:11:21,262 but maybe I can make one. 336 00:11:22,574 --> 00:11:24,182 (grunts) 337 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,350 (whooping) 338 00:11:25,577 --> 00:11:27,018 Oh, way to go, Dad. 339 00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:29,746 Hey. Uh-uh. Get off of my rope, marmot. 340 00:11:29,764 --> 00:11:32,190 Just gonna shake him off. 341 00:11:32,341 --> 00:11:34,417 Oh, god, I don't want to get a marmot bite. 342 00:11:34,436 --> 00:11:36,920 I'm too young to die of marmot rabies-- aah! 343 00:11:37,088 --> 00:11:39,513 (grunts) Houston, we have a broken rope. 344 00:11:39,607 --> 00:11:42,158 And a very sore bottom as well, Houston. 345 00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:48,598 Dang it! Now the marmots have my shirt. 346 00:11:48,616 --> 00:11:51,042 You're not allowed to wear that, stupid marmots! 347 00:11:51,194 --> 00:11:53,770 Take this. (grunting) 348 00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:56,272 Okay, Wolf, you've tried everything 349 00:11:56,365 --> 00:11:58,049 Honeybee and Dad would do. 350 00:11:58,201 --> 00:11:59,700 You're on your own. 351 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,386 No helpie but your selfie. 352 00:12:01,537 --> 00:12:02,962 (gasps) Selfie. 353 00:12:03,114 --> 00:12:05,206 Houston, we have an idea. 354 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,707 I can use my phone camera to look 355 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:08,451 for the latch on the gate again. 356 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:11,120 Oh, God, Houston, we only have one percent battery. 357 00:12:11,214 --> 00:12:14,048 Got to start charging my phone at night, Houston. 358 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,084 Aha! There is a latch. 359 00:12:16,086 --> 00:12:18,219 Now if I can just get the selfie stick 360 00:12:18,296 --> 00:12:20,146 underneath the... 361 00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:22,465 Houston, we have a bingo. 362 00:12:23,151 --> 00:12:25,893 Bye, marmots. Sorry I called you guys cusses. 363 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,637 I was just hecka stressed. 364 00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:29,305 Okay, family, here I co-- 365 00:12:29,398 --> 00:12:31,991 Ow. Ow. Freakin' pebbles. 366 00:12:32,143 --> 00:12:34,235 Okay, big guy, here's your nachos. 367 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,754 But, I got to warn you, champ, 368 00:12:35,905 --> 00:12:37,330 they're really just dry tortilla chips 369 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,757 because we ran out of cheese. 370 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:40,817 Fun nicknames. Like "big guy." 371 00:12:40,835 --> 00:12:42,835 Love "champ." But-- wait. 372 00:12:42,988 --> 00:12:44,596 You're also out of cheese? 373 00:12:44,747 --> 00:12:45,838 Yeah, but don't worry. 374 00:12:45,991 --> 00:12:47,081 I think they just got some more cheese 375 00:12:47,175 --> 00:12:48,916 back at the south side snack bar, boss. 376 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:52,011 Okay, thank you, Santa Claus. 377 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:54,981 Sorry, I'm not as good as you at nicknames. 378 00:12:57,669 --> 00:13:00,111 Oh, hell no. 379 00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:01,687 I'm okay. (gasping) 380 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,339 I actually love thi-- 381 00:13:03,432 --> 00:13:05,842 What a wonderful... time I'm having. (gasps) 382 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:07,786 (groans) The hell with this. 383 00:13:07,937 --> 00:13:09,529 What are you doing? Are you nuts? 384 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:10,771 Are you nuts? 385 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,181 I'll be in ninth grade by the time 386 00:13:12,200 --> 00:13:13,607 I get to the front of this line. 387 00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,351 But everyone's peeing in the water out of fear. 388 00:13:15,370 --> 00:13:17,462 Which only makes it faster. 389 00:13:17,689 --> 00:13:19,613 -Hey, how was the wave pool? -Bad. It was bad. 390 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:22,467 Somebody either kicked me or bit me in the head. 391 00:13:22,694 --> 00:13:24,710 And when I got out, I had a swim diaper on my foot. 392 00:13:24,805 --> 00:13:26,638 Wait, are those the nachos? 393 00:13:26,789 --> 00:13:28,789 Why are they dry, Ham? 394 00:13:28,883 --> 00:13:31,701 Oh, man, why are they dry?! 395 00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:33,794 Well, about that... 396 00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:36,314 Why not just plop a large cup of sand in front of me, 397 00:13:36,465 --> 00:13:38,650 -you nasty freak! -This place sucks. 398 00:13:38,801 --> 00:13:40,801 Maybe Wolf was right about that curse. 399 00:13:40,895 --> 00:13:42,320 Oh, Wolf was definitely right. 400 00:13:42,471 --> 00:13:44,972 They should call this place Splashed Cursed-vasse. 401 00:13:45,066 --> 00:13:47,141 And I know that's not good wordplay. I know it. 402 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,828 Uh, are you just eating dry tortilla chips? 403 00:13:49,979 --> 00:13:51,554 They're out of nacho cheese. 404 00:13:51,573 --> 00:13:53,556 Apparently they might have some at the south side snack bar. 405 00:13:53,575 --> 00:13:56,835 Oh, goo-- I want to burn this place to the ground so bad, 406 00:13:57,062 --> 00:13:58,561 but it would just be logistically very hard 407 00:13:58,654 --> 00:14:00,413 to set a water park on fire. (groans) 408 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,323 So now we have to carry these dry chips 409 00:14:02,417 --> 00:14:03,675 across the entire water park 410 00:14:03,751 --> 00:14:05,159 without getting them wet again? 411 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,419 "Again"? (scoffs) 412 00:14:06,537 --> 00:14:08,421 You should've come to me in the first place. 413 00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:10,406 This is obviously a job best suited 414 00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:11,832 for my particular skill set. 415 00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:13,593 Your particular skill set? 416 00:14:13,745 --> 00:14:16,170 Judy, please, just let me work. 417 00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:18,005 Aah, it's happening! Beep, beep! 418 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:20,083 I'm pulling off for Jason Patric station. 419 00:14:20,101 --> 00:14:21,508 -Bye, Beef. Stay strong. -(mermaid show music playing) 420 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,177 (grunts) Have fun. 421 00:14:23,254 --> 00:14:24,345 And don't worry about me. 422 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:28,349 I'm fine. I shall resist those temptresses. 423 00:14:29,110 --> 00:14:31,018 I've got to get to Splash Crevasse. 424 00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,445 My family needs me. 425 00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:35,098 Oh, why, oh, why won't anyone pick me up? 426 00:14:35,116 --> 00:14:37,116 I'm an absolute sweetie. 427 00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:39,936 Cheese retrieved and returning to home base. 428 00:14:39,954 --> 00:14:42,788 Out of my way! Number one nacho boy coming through! 429 00:14:42,941 --> 00:14:46,626 Hey. Careful. I'm loaded down with precious cargo here. 430 00:14:46,702 --> 00:14:48,127 What's going on? 431 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,629 The teen who guards the top of the DeathSlide 432 00:14:49,797 --> 00:14:51,797 making sure everyone waits the two minutes between sliders 433 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,299 to go down has fallen asleep. 434 00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:55,042 It's The Purge, but for going down the waterslide 435 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:56,953 -as much as you want. -Yes. 436 00:14:57,046 --> 00:14:59,472 All right, boys, it's time to fly. 437 00:14:59,624 --> 00:15:01,474 Oh, no. It's happening. 438 00:15:01,626 --> 00:15:02,808 A siren approaches. 439 00:15:02,961 --> 00:15:04,885 I must dance with these mermaids. 440 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,405 Enchantresses, I have received your invitation. 441 00:15:07,632 --> 00:15:09,632 I am RSVPing yes. 442 00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:11,576 (screaming) 443 00:15:11,803 --> 00:15:13,727 Come on, come on. 444 00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,638 Yes, I got one! Sick. 445 00:15:15,657 --> 00:15:18,065 Thank you so much, I was starting to worry 446 00:15:18,159 --> 00:15:19,584 that nobody was ever gonna stop for me. 447 00:15:19,735 --> 00:15:21,994 I mean, I know I look a little rough around the edges, 448 00:15:22,163 --> 00:15:23,813 and you're probably thinking, "Check, please." 449 00:15:23,831 --> 00:15:27,074 But, trust me, you just won the hitchhiker lottery. 450 00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:28,575 Hi, I'm Wolf. 451 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,669 Name's Neckbone. 452 00:15:29,821 --> 00:15:31,170 Oh. Wow. Beautiful name. 453 00:15:31,322 --> 00:15:33,097 -You want some of this coffee? -Oh, no thank you. 454 00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:34,766 I had three Mountain Dew Code Reds at the beach. 455 00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:37,843 And two regular Mountain Dews and a chocolate milk. 456 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,679 Well, what brings you to the side of the highway, Wolf? 457 00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:41,940 Long story short, Neckbone, I was so worried 458 00:15:42,091 --> 00:15:43,424 my swim trunks were gonna fall off, 459 00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:44,959 because of how all water parks are cursed, 460 00:15:45,019 --> 00:15:46,335 that I got trapped in a sewer 461 00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:47,779 and tried to chew my own arm off. 462 00:15:47,930 --> 00:15:49,430 But I didn't have any arm sauce, 463 00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:50,949 so now I got to get to Splash Crevasse 464 00:15:51,025 --> 00:15:52,508 to find my family, who are not marmots. 465 00:15:52,601 --> 00:15:54,619 -Tale as old as time. -So what do you haul? 466 00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:57,196 I'll give ya a clue. My legal name's Neckbone, 467 00:15:57,365 --> 00:15:59,182 but my road handle is Skull Digger. 468 00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:01,942 Both beautiful. Let me guess-- you haul... 469 00:16:02,036 --> 00:16:03,869 uh... necklaces. No, no, no, no! 470 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:06,189 Uh, Christmas-themed necklaces. 471 00:16:06,207 --> 00:16:07,707 Heh, close. Skeletons. 472 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,026 You know those ones they have in science classes 473 00:16:10,028 --> 00:16:11,377 and what have you? Well, I pick 'em up 474 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,504 when they still got all the gunk on 'em. 475 00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:14,714 Now, when you say "gunk," 476 00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:16,048 do you mean flesh and human tissue? 477 00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:18,050 Yeah, the "gunk." I take 'em up to my buddy 478 00:16:18,203 --> 00:16:19,811 whose got some acid vats and we, you know, 479 00:16:19,962 --> 00:16:21,537 we kind of clean 'em up, you know, 480 00:16:21,630 --> 00:16:23,130 so the kids can learn. 481 00:16:23,208 --> 00:16:24,315 Oh, wow. Houston, 482 00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:27,193 we have a ride and a great new friend. 483 00:16:31,232 --> 00:16:33,157 So you didn't go to the water park with your family 484 00:16:33,309 --> 00:16:34,567 because of a curse? 485 00:16:34,719 --> 00:16:36,052 Well, I mean, if your swim trunks fell off 486 00:16:36,145 --> 00:16:37,644 every time you went to the water park, 487 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,313 what would you call that, if not a curse? 488 00:16:39,407 --> 00:16:41,240 Oh, that's a curse for sure. 489 00:16:41,392 --> 00:16:43,059 Big time. And I would know. 490 00:16:43,077 --> 00:16:44,651 I was cursed for a few years. It seemed, like, 491 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,746 you know, my house would burn down every time 492 00:16:46,898 --> 00:16:48,322 I left a candle burning indoors 493 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,841 when I went out of town for the weekend. 494 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,676 Well, that seems a little different. 495 00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:53,327 Well, h-how do you figure? 496 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,679 Well, that just seems like you faced a consequence-- 497 00:16:54,906 --> 00:16:57,181 your house burning down-- for a bad choice you made-- 498 00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,574 leaving a candle burning indoors 499 00:16:58,593 --> 00:17:00,167 when you went out of town for the weekend. 500 00:17:00,261 --> 00:17:01,927 That's not a curse. 501 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,855 Hey, hey, that's a new way of looking at it, now go on. 502 00:17:04,082 --> 00:17:05,915 I mean, if my swim trunks kept falling off 503 00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:08,175 as a direct consequence of a bad choice I made, 504 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,010 we'd be having a very different 505 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,088 conversa... tion. 506 00:17:12,181 --> 00:17:14,273 Don't go head first, your trunks will slide off. 507 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,701 Smell ya later, nerd-a-gators. 508 00:17:18,854 --> 00:17:21,447 New Kids on the Crap! My trunks! 509 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:23,616 Hey, get out of there. We're doing surf night, 510 00:17:23,768 --> 00:17:24,950 and the waves are turned way up. 511 00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:27,361 -It'll rip your suit clean off. -Relax. 512 00:17:27,455 --> 00:17:29,622 I know what I'm doing. (grunts) 513 00:17:29,774 --> 00:17:31,607 Oh, no! My trunks! 514 00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:32,942 Cool shirt. 515 00:17:33,111 --> 00:17:35,035 Does it say "Pants Me, I Dare You"? 516 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:36,946 Yeah. Oh, no. 517 00:17:36,964 --> 00:17:38,130 -(laughter) -My trunks. 518 00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:40,283 Aw, man, water parks aren't cursed. 519 00:17:40,301 --> 00:17:42,618 I'm just a ding-dang dumb-dumb, 520 00:17:42,637 --> 00:17:44,637 who's constantly ignoring fair warnings, 521 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,064 jumping into things headfirst, 522 00:17:46,215 --> 00:17:48,958 and making bad T-shirt choices. (gasps) 523 00:17:48,976 --> 00:17:50,902 Even today, when I got stuck in the drainpipe 524 00:17:51,053 --> 00:17:52,795 under the road, I remember there was some kind of sign 525 00:17:52,814 --> 00:17:55,722 that said "warning" on it-- a literal warning sign-- 526 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,466 and I ignored it. (sighs) 527 00:17:57,485 --> 00:17:59,318 I should probably change my name to Goof Tobin. 528 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:01,395 It's only two letters different, so hopefully 529 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,139 -it won't be very expensive. -Hey. 530 00:18:03,308 --> 00:18:04,582 Don't be so hard on yourself, Wolfie. 531 00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:06,751 Do you know how many skeletons my buddy and I had 532 00:18:06,978 --> 00:18:08,902 to just throw in the lake because we couldn't get 533 00:18:08,996 --> 00:18:10,646 the last bit of gunk off 'em? 534 00:18:10,739 --> 00:18:12,423 But eventually we figured out we got to mix a little bit 535 00:18:12,575 --> 00:18:15,242 of sulfuric acid in with the hydrofluoric acid. 536 00:18:15,336 --> 00:18:17,744 And we haven't thrown a skeleton in the lake in years. 537 00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:19,672 Because we learned from our mistakes. 538 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,100 Thanks, Neckbone. That's very inspirational. 539 00:18:22,251 --> 00:18:25,752 I know. Now, let's get you to your family, okay? 540 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:28,231 Here he come! 541 00:18:29,016 --> 00:18:30,608 Flush me to hell! 542 00:18:30,759 --> 00:18:32,777 (shouting) 543 00:18:32,928 --> 00:18:35,530 (whooping) 544 00:18:36,432 --> 00:18:38,357 -Ah... -JUDY: Hello, Moon. 545 00:18:38,509 --> 00:18:39,842 Oh. Hey, guys. 546 00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:42,528 Do tell, did you manage to use your particular skill set 547 00:18:42,605 --> 00:18:44,938 to find any cheese for the nachos? 548 00:18:45,032 --> 00:18:46,515 Yes. 549 00:18:46,517 --> 00:18:48,442 Well, you better call your make-believe lawyer, 550 00:18:48,519 --> 00:18:50,110 Olivia Objections, and tell her to meet you 551 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,279 at the fantasy courthouse, because I'm about 552 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,539 to get real litigious. 553 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,283 (groans) Come on, let's go find Dad and Honeybee 554 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,970 and tear out of this wet fart. 555 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:01,955 Honeybee, we have to go. Where's Dad? 556 00:19:02,049 --> 00:19:03,457 Your father is lashed to a cement pole, 557 00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:04,809 but we can't leave before I meet-- 558 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,719 Who the hell is that idiot? 559 00:19:06,871 --> 00:19:08,128 You're not Jason Patric. 560 00:19:08,206 --> 00:19:09,480 No, sorry. I'm Greg Dorp. 561 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,816 I'm just sitting here to let people know that Jason Patric 562 00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:13,818 had to cancel. He got a job in Atlanta, 563 00:19:13,895 --> 00:19:15,469 filming a Nescafé commercial, 564 00:19:15,563 --> 00:19:17,155 exclusively for the Greek Islands market. 565 00:19:17,382 --> 00:19:19,306 Why didn't you make an announcement to everyone? 566 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,308 Why are you telling people one on one? 567 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,718 I'm also a grief counselor. 568 00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:23,828 This is just how I do things. 569 00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:25,479 Wolf was right-- this place is cursed. 570 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,148 Now let's get your dad and get the hell out of here. 571 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,149 MOON: Uh-oh. 572 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:30,393 (gasps) Where did he go? 573 00:19:30,411 --> 00:19:31,985 (groans) Follow me. 574 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:35,322 ♪ She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes... ♪ 575 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,675 The show is... not good. 576 00:19:37,902 --> 00:19:40,903 They just keep singing "Comin' Round the Mountain," 577 00:19:40,996 --> 00:19:42,180 and the one in the back keeps arguing 578 00:19:42,331 --> 00:19:43,848 with someone on her cell phone. 579 00:19:44,075 --> 00:19:46,166 And still, I would give them my boat, 580 00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,001 and my life, if they asked. 581 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,095 -Nope, time to go, Dad. -No! 582 00:19:50,248 --> 00:19:51,764 No. Leave me here. 583 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,299 Let me crash upon these shores. 584 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:56,435 WOLF: Thanks for the ride, Neckbone. 585 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,437 And thank you for helping me to realize 586 00:19:58,589 --> 00:20:01,682 it's my own bad choices that are always getting me into trouble. 587 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,926 I let my fear of a dumb curse keep me 588 00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:05,928 from a day of fun with my family. 589 00:20:05,947 --> 00:20:07,613 And that was the real curse. 590 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,098 Well, good luck out there, Wolf. 591 00:20:09,116 --> 00:20:10,708 For a bunch of gunk on a skeleton, 592 00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:12,101 you're a pretty nice guy. 593 00:20:12,194 --> 00:20:13,953 ALL: Wolf?! 594 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,939 Family! Boy, am I happy to see you guys. 595 00:20:16,958 --> 00:20:18,774 Babe, are you okay? What happened to you? 596 00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:20,701 It's a long story. 597 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:23,054 And we can't wait to hear all about it on the ride home, 598 00:20:23,205 --> 00:20:24,388 but let's get out of here. 599 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,282 You were right, Wolf, this place is cursed. 600 00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:28,041 No, but that's the thing, I realized today 601 00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:29,969 the water park isn't cursed at all. 602 00:20:30,121 --> 00:20:31,804 The reason everyone kept seeing my wiener 603 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,123 is because of my own poor choices, 604 00:20:34,141 --> 00:20:36,049 not dumb luck or fate, or a curse, or-- 605 00:20:36,143 --> 00:20:37,050 Oh. Oh, no! 606 00:20:37,144 --> 00:20:38,903 -(all gasp) -Oh, no! 607 00:20:39,054 --> 00:20:40,738 My trunks. 608 00:20:40,889 --> 00:20:42,556 I never thought I'd say this, 609 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,650 but windows down and middle fingers up. 610 00:20:44,802 --> 00:20:46,410 And I mean everybody. 611 00:20:46,637 --> 00:20:47,745 Aye-aye, Houston. 612 00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,396 MERMAIDS: ♪ She'll be ♪ 613 00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:51,156 ♪ Comin' round the mountain ♪ 614 00:20:51,309 --> 00:20:52,416 ♪ When she comes. ♪ 615 00:20:52,568 --> 00:20:54,735 (gasps) I hear you, my enchantresses. 616 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,420 I am on my way. 617 00:20:56,572 --> 00:20:58,447 ANNOUNCER: Grounded? 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