1 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:04,745 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,897 --> 00:00:06,171 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,323 --> 00:00:07,898 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,916 --> 00:00:10,342 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,494 --> 00:00:13,828 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,997 --> 00:00:15,572 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,665 --> 00:00:17,332 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:17,426 --> 00:00:18,242 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:18,335 --> 00:00:21,169 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,929 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:24,431 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,641 --> 00:00:26,250 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:26,343 --> 00:00:29,695 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:32,091 --> 00:00:33,848 (cheering) 15 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:37,594 We're broken down at South Road and Limestone Canyon. 16 00:00:37,613 --> 00:00:39,187 Thank you so much. Love you, bye. 17 00:00:39,356 --> 00:00:41,856 Dang it. Did I say "I love you" to a stranger again? 18 00:00:41,950 --> 00:00:43,283 You got to stop doing that, babe. 19 00:00:43,435 --> 00:00:45,269 That lady from the deli will not stop calling you. 20 00:00:45,287 --> 00:00:47,195 Yeah, and sometimes, she comes over if I don't answer. 21 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,548 Well, AAA said they can't get a tow truck out here 22 00:00:49,699 --> 00:00:50,549 for at least two hours. 23 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:52,109 Ugh, it's so cold in here, 24 00:00:52,127 --> 00:00:53,960 my fingers feel like a pack of frozen hot dogs. 25 00:00:54,055 --> 00:00:55,537 Oh, no, now I want to eat my fingers. 26 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,556 Ooh, why don't we wait in that place over there? 27 00:00:57,707 --> 00:00:59,058 WOLF: Crocodile Rob's? 28 00:00:59,285 --> 00:01:02,227 Yeah, no can do. That's on Dad's "Tobins No Go Ins" list. 29 00:01:02,379 --> 00:01:04,563 One of the spots where Mom used to get black-out drunk 30 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:07,641 and pull some of her most notorious fun-anigans. 31 00:01:07,793 --> 00:01:09,234 It's strictly forbidden. 32 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,811 I get it, your mom is haunting you 33 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:12,145 like a Julianne Moore performance, 34 00:01:12,298 --> 00:01:14,648 but I'm freezing, so we're going just this once. 35 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:16,224 Okay, fine, but I'm warning you, 36 00:01:16,393 --> 00:01:18,135 I bet this place is a total anus. 37 00:01:18,153 --> 00:01:19,636 Yeah, but it looks like a warm anus 38 00:01:19,729 --> 00:01:22,272 that's probably full of artichoke dip, so let's roll. 39 00:01:22,991 --> 00:01:25,142 What in God's green Christmas? 40 00:01:25,235 --> 00:01:28,812 -(bird screeches) -CROCODILE TOM: Australia, mate. 41 00:01:28,831 --> 00:01:30,238 Is it crazy that I want to get divorced 42 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:31,481 so we can get remarried here? 43 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:33,166 Ugh. This must be what Chris Hemsworth 44 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:35,260 feels like all the time. 45 00:01:35,487 --> 00:01:37,745 ♪ I thought this place would be dank and heinous ♪ 46 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:41,174 ♪ But it's wonderful inside, it's not an anus ♪ 47 00:01:41,251 --> 00:01:43,327 ♪ There are boomerangs on the wall ♪ 48 00:01:43,345 --> 00:01:45,178 ♪ And a bicycle on the ceiling ♪ 49 00:01:45,331 --> 00:01:48,332 ♪ What the heck is this wonderful feeling? ♪ 50 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:51,944 ♪ You said it was disgusting, who could've predicted? ♪ 51 00:01:52,020 --> 00:01:55,280 ♪ I love it so much, even though I'm conflicted ♪ 52 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:57,007 (Australian accent): ♪ G'day, mates ♪ 53 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:58,433 ♪ Your cabana awaits ♪ 54 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,026 ♪ Why not shrug off the day ♪ 55 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:01,787 ♪ With an 'Appy Family Plate ♪ 56 00:02:01,938 --> 00:02:05,290 ♪ This way...! ♪ 57 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,684 ♪ Bloomy-rangs, potato twigs ♪ 58 00:02:07,703 --> 00:02:08,702 ♪ And mozzy whips ♪ 59 00:02:08,854 --> 00:02:10,036 ♪ And don't forget ♪ 60 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:12,447 ♪ The barramundi fish and chips ♪ 61 00:02:12,541 --> 00:02:15,359 ♪ Follow me ♪ 62 00:02:15,361 --> 00:02:17,619 ♪ Can't believe we've been missing this ♪ 63 00:02:17,787 --> 00:02:21,047 -♪ All of our lives... ♪ -Look, our kanga-rides have arrived. 64 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:23,033 ♪ When you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪ 65 00:02:23,126 --> 00:02:24,551 ♪ All your worries fade away ♪ 66 00:02:24,703 --> 00:02:26,703 ♪ When you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪ 67 00:02:26,796 --> 00:02:28,313 ♪ It's summer every day ♪ 68 00:02:28,465 --> 00:02:30,207 ♪ So, sit on down, grab a plate ♪ 69 00:02:30,225 --> 00:02:32,818 ♪ 'Cause when you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪ 70 00:02:32,969 --> 00:02:34,044 ♪ It's no wuckas, mate. ♪ 71 00:02:34,062 --> 00:02:35,837 Okay, that food was good as hell. 72 00:02:35,839 --> 00:02:38,139 Should we go home and get our stuff so we could live here? 73 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,716 Would you two like dessert? 74 00:02:39,735 --> 00:02:41,902 I'd suggest our sundae shaped like the Sydney Opera House. 75 00:02:42,054 --> 00:02:44,571 ♪ We'll take two! ♪ 76 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:45,998 Ha! Oh, and, Crocodile Tom, 77 00:02:46,225 --> 00:02:48,392 is there any way you can sit down with us for dessert? 78 00:02:48,410 --> 00:02:50,318 Ah, sorry, mate, but, unfortunately, 79 00:02:50,412 --> 00:02:51,561 it's against the rules. 80 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:54,489 Fair dinkum, Crocodile Tom. Fair dinkum. 81 00:02:54,566 --> 00:02:55,490 Hello, Londra. 82 00:02:55,584 --> 00:02:56,824 Ooh, what are you working with there? 83 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:58,010 Your fixed blade kershaw? 84 00:02:58,237 --> 00:03:00,512 You guessed it. 85 00:03:00,664 --> 00:03:01,755 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 86 00:03:01,907 --> 00:03:03,498 You know, Beef, this awkward silence 87 00:03:03,667 --> 00:03:05,517 where you just hum to yourself reminds me, 88 00:03:05,669 --> 00:03:08,187 I've wanted to talk to you about... knife club. 89 00:03:08,338 --> 00:03:10,689 Uh-huh. I'm hosting our second meeting later this week. 90 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,859 Yeah, and I guess we were all surprised that you volunteered 91 00:03:14,086 --> 00:03:16,253 to do that because it didn't seem like you enjoyed yourself 92 00:03:16,422 --> 00:03:18,697 at the first one. If you want to quit, we will... 93 00:03:18,848 --> 00:03:20,440 What? But I loved knife club. 94 00:03:20,592 --> 00:03:22,092 Why on earth would I want to quit? 95 00:03:22,110 --> 00:03:23,610 'Cause you just stood in a corner for two hours 96 00:03:23,762 --> 00:03:25,779 clutching your knife and mumbling to yourself, 97 00:03:25,931 --> 00:03:28,765 and when Golovkin did his hilarious knife parody song, 98 00:03:28,784 --> 00:03:30,375 you barely even smiled. 99 00:03:30,527 --> 00:03:33,528 "Two Tickets to Pair of Knives"? I found that intensely amusing. 100 00:03:33,622 --> 00:03:34,862 If you're the host, 101 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:36,273 you're gonna need to make everyone feel welcome. 102 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:38,884 Well, I guess I'm just not much of a small talker, 103 00:03:39,111 --> 00:03:41,478 but I love knife club and everyone in it. 104 00:03:41,538 --> 00:03:43,055 Hey, guys, wacky weather we're having. 105 00:03:43,131 --> 00:03:46,616 -Wacky A.H. As Halibut Cove. -(laughter) 106 00:03:46,635 --> 00:03:48,227 You never know if you should bring your umbrella 107 00:03:48,378 --> 00:03:50,378 -or your bikini. -(laughter) 108 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:53,398 Uh-oh, here comes trouble. Hi, Father Dougan. 109 00:03:53,567 --> 00:03:55,883 Hey, Londra, working hard or hardly working? 110 00:03:55,961 --> 00:03:58,812 She was clearly working hard. 111 00:03:58,888 --> 00:04:01,764 Uh, okay. I was making a joke. 112 00:04:01,766 --> 00:04:02,966 (chuckles awkwardly) Right. 113 00:04:03,059 --> 00:04:04,634 (forced laugh) 114 00:04:04,728 --> 00:04:06,411 Welp, off I go. Off to the boat. 115 00:04:06,563 --> 00:04:07,579 Going into town. See you later. 116 00:04:07,806 --> 00:04:09,397 All right. See y'all later then. 117 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,475 Uh-oh. Did I act weird again? 118 00:04:11,493 --> 00:04:13,418 -A little. -Darn it. I should've told them 119 00:04:13,645 --> 00:04:16,313 about the severed brown bat wing I found on my car. 120 00:04:16,331 --> 00:04:18,148 Everybody loves bat stories. 121 00:04:18,241 --> 00:04:19,483 Sure, Beef, sure. 122 00:04:19,576 --> 00:04:22,335 BEEF: You two have barely touched your food. 123 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:25,155 Are you afraid-o of my alfredo? 124 00:04:25,157 --> 00:04:27,266 I was afraid of my teacher, Mr. Alfredo. 125 00:04:27,493 --> 00:04:29,175 He used to throw his dentures at people. 126 00:04:29,328 --> 00:04:31,436 Uh, well, Beef, to be honest, 127 00:04:31,663 --> 00:04:33,605 when the van broke down, we kind of... 128 00:04:33,757 --> 00:04:36,090 Ate the van jerky, like, all ten packs of it. 129 00:04:36,184 --> 00:04:38,668 Nothing else. (stammers) No crikey burgers or anything. 130 00:04:38,762 --> 00:04:40,837 I mean, what even are they? I never heard of them. 131 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:42,672 And what is that sauce? 132 00:04:42,766 --> 00:04:46,510 Okay, I got a little lost in your sauce talk there, son, 133 00:04:46,512 --> 00:04:49,513 but I actually have something I wanted to ask you all about. 134 00:04:49,531 --> 00:04:52,032 I'm hosting knife club here this week. 135 00:04:52,126 --> 00:04:53,441 (imitating Borat): My knife. (normal voice): Sorry, 136 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:54,984 but you know I can't resist that. 137 00:04:54,986 --> 00:04:56,444 And it was brought to my attention today 138 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:59,280 that I often look upset and unapproachable. 139 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:02,134 Uh-huh, yeah, I mean, only when you're not talking, 140 00:05:02,361 --> 00:05:04,952 which is a lot. Why are you suddenly worried about it? 141 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,789 Well, today, Londra practically uninvited me 142 00:05:07,883 --> 00:05:10,792 to knife club because she thought that I didn't enjoy it. 143 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,293 And I think the root of it is that 144 00:05:12,462 --> 00:05:14,371 I don't really do small talk. 145 00:05:14,464 --> 00:05:16,056 I never thought about it too much, 146 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,541 but to almost get kicked out 147 00:05:17,559 --> 00:05:20,560 of the coolest new group in Lone Moose? (shudders) 148 00:05:20,712 --> 00:05:21,820 Well, Dad, if you don't like idle chitchat, 149 00:05:21,971 --> 00:05:24,138 you just can do what I do when I'm uncomfortable, 150 00:05:24,158 --> 00:05:26,158 I just check my wooden phone, like this. 151 00:05:26,309 --> 00:05:29,719 Mm. Russell posted his "Outfit of the Day." Like. 152 00:05:29,813 --> 00:05:31,145 You can borrow it if you want. 153 00:05:31,165 --> 00:05:33,390 Thanks, Moon, but, actually, I've been trying to think 154 00:05:33,392 --> 00:05:35,000 of ways to make the next meeting 155 00:05:35,151 --> 00:05:37,060 of the knife club more entertaining. 156 00:05:37,079 --> 00:05:39,821 -Here's what I've come up with. -Dad, that's a board game I made 157 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,006 for my seventh grade history class. 158 00:05:41,157 --> 00:05:42,732 Though, it is pretty fun. (chuckles) 159 00:05:42,901 --> 00:05:44,343 If you land on the gazebo, you die. 160 00:05:44,494 --> 00:05:45,677 What about asking Londra to give you 161 00:05:45,829 --> 00:05:47,921 a little small talk coaching? She's a real pro. 162 00:05:48,073 --> 00:05:51,241 Hmm. Yes. I will ask the small talk master 163 00:05:51,259 --> 00:05:53,076 to take me under her mouth wing. 164 00:05:53,169 --> 00:05:55,745 Okay, yeah, you do need a little help with how you say things. 165 00:05:55,764 --> 00:05:57,004 Who's calling me? 166 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,524 I don't know anyone in Ohio. Ignore. 167 00:05:59,751 --> 00:06:02,252 WOLF: I got so many sick socks today. 168 00:06:02,270 --> 00:06:04,679 I've been looking for those knee-highs forever. 169 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,348 They're so long, they're like upside down pants. 170 00:06:07,442 --> 00:06:09,275 And the fries from Gail's Gravies 171 00:06:09,428 --> 00:06:11,928 are always pretty good, but it was no you-know-where. 172 00:06:12,097 --> 00:06:14,114 I know, I want to go back, too, 173 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:17,859 but Dad hates Crocodile Rob's and that's a Crocodile Prob. 174 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:19,285 What would your dad do if he found out? 175 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:21,529 Well, one time, I told my dad I wanted to go to a party 176 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,440 at the bowling alley, which is another one 177 00:06:23,458 --> 00:06:25,717 of the forbidden zones, and he somehow 178 00:06:25,944 --> 00:06:27,127 crawled into the coffee table. 179 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:29,537 -That's not possible. -(chuckles) I know. 180 00:06:29,706 --> 00:06:31,038 Ugh, okay, fine. 181 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,782 I guess we'll just have to live a boring, gray life 182 00:06:32,801 --> 00:06:35,969 without Crabbie Nugs, or Naomi Watts Tater Tots. 183 00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:38,972 Or Clam Chuggers, or Fried Salad Spears. 184 00:06:39,124 --> 00:06:40,473 ♪ Oh, I can't seem to get ♪ 185 00:06:40,567 --> 00:06:42,642 ♪ Crocodile Rob's out of my head ♪ 186 00:06:42,794 --> 00:06:46,405 ♪ Got a serious craving for a Wallaby Wedge ♪ 187 00:06:46,556 --> 00:06:49,408 ♪ When I'm at Crocodile Rob's, I never worry about a thing-o ♪ 188 00:06:49,635 --> 00:06:53,153 ♪ Except Gold Coast Cheese Toast and Nachos à la dingo ♪ 189 00:06:53,305 --> 00:06:55,414 ♪ The friendliest waiters, the prices so fair ♪ 190 00:06:55,565 --> 00:06:56,973 ♪ And ♪ 191 00:06:56,992 --> 00:06:59,734 ♪ It's marg o'clock everywhere... ♪ 192 00:06:59,828 --> 00:07:01,402 Welcome back, my best friends. 193 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:03,329 How about a basket of fries that never ends? 194 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:05,239 ♪ Just sit right down and grab a plate ♪ 195 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:07,667 ♪ 'Cause when you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪ 196 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,152 ♪ It's no wuckas, mate. ♪ 197 00:07:09,171 --> 00:07:11,263 Just one more meal at Crocodile Rob's, 198 00:07:11,490 --> 00:07:12,764 we get it out of our systems, 199 00:07:12,991 --> 00:07:14,099 and then I can kiss my dad goodnight 200 00:07:14,292 --> 00:07:15,917 -without feeling guilty. -CROCODILE TOM: Hey, 201 00:07:16,011 --> 00:07:17,919 sorry, mates, you guys look incredibly cool 202 00:07:18,013 --> 00:07:19,829 standing on your seats like surfboards, 203 00:07:19,923 --> 00:07:21,440 but it is against restaurant policy. 204 00:07:21,591 --> 00:07:23,942 Sure thing, Tom. We're no Budgie Smugglers. 205 00:07:24,093 --> 00:07:26,111 Yeah, no, that actually means "bathing suits." 206 00:07:26,262 --> 00:07:27,612 (laughs) Good "onya." 207 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,510 Wolf, out with it. Why did you call this emergency meeting? 208 00:07:33,512 --> 00:07:35,195 Do you think that you solved the chalkboard problem 209 00:07:35,197 --> 00:07:36,288 in Good Will Hunting again? 210 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:38,348 Because I'm telling you, I am not losing 211 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:40,441 -three more hours to that. -No, although, I am close. 212 00:07:40,443 --> 00:07:43,520 But this isn't about that. I have super shocking news. 213 00:07:43,689 --> 00:07:45,522 Honeybee and I went to Crocodile Rob's. 214 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:46,614 (all gasp) 215 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:49,134 -Satan's speakeasy? -The taboo tavern? 216 00:07:49,361 --> 00:07:52,696 Wolf, that place is off-limits, just like the bowling alley. 217 00:07:52,714 --> 00:07:54,531 And the magic club, Ta-Da's. 218 00:07:54,624 --> 00:07:55,790 And the owl sanctuary. 219 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:57,050 Guys, I know, I know. 220 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,703 And it's worse than you think, we went twice. 221 00:07:59,721 --> 00:08:01,054 (all gasp) 222 00:08:01,223 --> 00:08:02,872 I think we might have a problem. 223 00:08:02,891 --> 00:08:04,316 (gasps) Are you saying you want us to intervention you guys? 224 00:08:04,467 --> 00:08:06,318 Should we arrange some chairs in a circle of caring? 225 00:08:06,545 --> 00:08:08,044 An intervention is not necessary. 226 00:08:08,137 --> 00:08:10,563 We're absolutely never going back again, 227 00:08:10,716 --> 00:08:11,973 and we're gonna tell Dad that we went, 228 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:13,566 and let him say something really brutal like, 229 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:15,235 (imitating Beef): "I'm disappointed with you." 230 00:08:15,387 --> 00:08:17,311 Let's get this bloodbath over with. Where is he? 231 00:08:17,405 --> 00:08:19,906 Oh, he went to go see Londra to get some small talk lessons 232 00:08:20,058 --> 00:08:21,558 before he hosts knife club tonight. 233 00:08:21,576 --> 00:08:22,909 -Dang it. -So... 234 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,577 what was it like in Crocodile Rob's? 235 00:08:24,730 --> 00:08:27,672 I always pictured a big pit of crocodiles smoking cigars 236 00:08:27,899 --> 00:08:29,174 and wearing derbies and, you know, 237 00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:30,825 harassing the croco-waitresses. 238 00:08:30,902 --> 00:08:33,737 Oh, Ham, no. It's like nowhere you've ever been, 239 00:08:33,739 --> 00:08:35,847 and nowhere you'll ever go, 'cause we can't, 240 00:08:36,074 --> 00:08:37,682 but it's freaking wonderful inside. 241 00:08:37,834 --> 00:08:41,094 They have lush fake palm trees everywhere, chugo-dile cups... 242 00:08:41,188 --> 00:08:43,913 Sick place mats with facts about Australia on them. 243 00:08:43,932 --> 00:08:46,599 A super tall cocktail called a Daiquiri Doo. 244 00:08:46,676 --> 00:08:47,767 Mad Max Meatballs... 245 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:49,677 There's a stoplight on the wall. 246 00:08:49,771 --> 00:08:51,696 And a bicycle on the ceiling. 247 00:08:51,848 --> 00:08:53,439 ♪ It's so hard to describe ♪ 248 00:08:53,592 --> 00:08:55,349 ♪ This indescribable feeling ♪ 249 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:57,110 ♪ Could this really be the place ♪ 250 00:08:57,262 --> 00:08:58,945 ♪ Our mom passed out when she drank? ♪ 251 00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:02,040 ♪ I thought it'd be smelly and rank ♪ 252 00:09:02,191 --> 00:09:04,191 ♪ Oh, how could we deprive ourselves ♪ 253 00:09:04,286 --> 00:09:05,952 ♪ Of this for so long? ♪ 254 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:09,030 ♪ And why am I not wearing a beachy sarong? ♪ 255 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,290 I hate these pants. 256 00:09:10,458 --> 00:09:12,366 ♪ So sit right down and grab a plate ♪ 257 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,368 ♪ 'Cause when you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪ 258 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,870 ♪ It's no wuckas, mate. ♪ 259 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,630 Welcome back, adventurers. 260 00:09:17,783 --> 00:09:19,874 Well, flush me down the toilet in reverse, 261 00:09:19,968 --> 00:09:21,451 we just can't seem to stay away. 262 00:09:21,544 --> 00:09:24,896 Hiya, Beef. I hear we're in for a wet one later this week. 263 00:09:25,048 --> 00:09:28,567 I wish I could respond to that in a fun and carefree manner, 264 00:09:28,794 --> 00:09:30,960 but I can't, and that's why I'm here. 265 00:09:31,054 --> 00:09:32,645 Londra, take me under your wing. 266 00:09:32,798 --> 00:09:35,481 Teach me how to make the talk that is small. 267 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,150 Teach me A.H. 268 00:09:37,302 --> 00:09:39,578 Well, right there, that didn't make any sense. 269 00:09:39,805 --> 00:09:43,064 Gibberish and small talk are two very different things, Beef. 270 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:45,491 Yes, and I'd like to learn that difference 271 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:47,586 -before the party tonight. -Before tonight? 272 00:09:47,813 --> 00:09:49,813 Well, then, we've got a lot of field to plough, 273 00:09:49,831 --> 00:09:51,497 and we're short a few horses. 274 00:09:51,666 --> 00:09:53,483 Now... was that gibberish? 275 00:09:53,501 --> 00:09:55,760 You're asking the right questions, Beef. 276 00:09:55,912 --> 00:09:57,503 I'll explain in the car. 277 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,580 LONDRA: The post office is a great place 278 00:09:59,674 --> 00:10:01,099 to watch small talk in action. 279 00:10:01,326 --> 00:10:02,583 Just stand back and learn. 280 00:10:02,661 --> 00:10:04,269 What are you writing in your notebook there? 281 00:10:04,496 --> 00:10:05,920 Nothing, I was uncomfortable, 282 00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:07,997 so, uh, I made a bunch of squiggles. 283 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:10,775 Well, stop writing and listen to people. 284 00:10:10,927 --> 00:10:12,277 Hey, June. Can I borrow your pen? 285 00:10:12,354 --> 00:10:14,428 No can do, Jim, but I'll rent it to you for ten bucks. 286 00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:16,097 -(both laugh) -You see, Beef, 287 00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,450 when making small talk, it is customary for people 288 00:10:18,601 --> 00:10:20,935 to tease each other and reject what each other says 289 00:10:21,071 --> 00:10:23,847 -in a playful manner. -Yes, I have seen this, 290 00:10:23,865 --> 00:10:26,941 but I have never been confident enough to try it myself. 291 00:10:27,035 --> 00:10:29,185 Okay, here's your chance, Beef. 292 00:10:29,204 --> 00:10:30,444 Uh, excuse me. Could you pass me 293 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,038 one of those packing slips behind you? 294 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,540 -No. -Wow. Uh, okay. 295 00:10:34,693 --> 00:10:37,618 I am just kidding. You know, "small talk." 296 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:41,547 Hello, there. Uh, hardly working or workly harding... 297 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,548 -(groans) -Damn it! 298 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,217 This weather... right? 299 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:45,477 Yeah, if you don't like it, 300 00:10:45,628 --> 00:10:47,036 just wait a minute, it'll change. 301 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,888 -Well, that's not true. -Beef. 302 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:51,207 I mean, good one. Now, I will say one. 303 00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:54,377 Take my wife, please. J.K., my wife left me. 304 00:10:54,396 --> 00:10:57,304 That was a little better. We'll keep working on it. 305 00:10:57,399 --> 00:10:58,657 LONDRA: Well, all that practice 306 00:10:58,808 --> 00:11:00,474 being very weird to strangers 307 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:03,069 at the post office really paid off. You did great 308 00:11:03,146 --> 00:11:04,570 greeting everyone when they showed up. 309 00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,981 Was it okay that I said, "Here comes trouble," 310 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,574 -to all of them? -Yeah, Beef. 311 00:11:08,727 --> 00:11:10,576 Luckily, no one showed up at the same time, 312 00:11:10,745 --> 00:11:12,061 so they all felt special. 313 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:14,580 -There goes trouble. -(chuckles) Good one, Beef. 314 00:11:14,733 --> 00:11:17,567 I'm looking forward to the weekend. 315 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:18,843 It is the weekend. 316 00:11:18,995 --> 00:11:21,012 -Uh-oh. -Oh. Uh, um... 317 00:11:21,164 --> 00:11:23,682 Then I'm looking forward to next weekend. 318 00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:26,426 -You know it, pal. -No more snacks for you, Kyle. 319 00:11:26,578 --> 00:11:29,336 -Oh. -(chuckles) I'm being humorous. Eat the snacks. 320 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,722 Oh, the pizza must be here. 321 00:11:30,949 --> 00:11:33,750 I told them we'd cut it ourselves with our knives, 322 00:11:33,768 --> 00:11:35,193 so get ready for some fun. 323 00:11:35,344 --> 00:11:37,603 All right, let's go ditch this croc-a-wear 324 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:38,896 before the big guy... 325 00:11:39,049 --> 00:11:40,423 Oh, hello, kids. 326 00:11:40,442 --> 00:11:41,616 (all gasp) 327 00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:44,110 (gasps) 328 00:11:44,262 --> 00:11:45,352 Dad, I know what this looks like, 329 00:11:45,447 --> 00:11:46,930 but there's a really good explanation. 330 00:11:47,023 --> 00:11:50,099 Okay, is the explanation that you went to Crocodile Rob's? 331 00:11:50,118 --> 00:11:53,102 Multiple times. (sobbing) Forgive us. 332 00:11:53,196 --> 00:11:57,298 Crocodile Rob is too powerful. He's too powerful, Dad. 333 00:12:00,536 --> 00:12:02,462 Dad, you weren't supposed to find out like this. 334 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:05,131 Yeah, we had a whole plan. We were gonna ask you 335 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,208 to sit down, and Wolf was gonna light 336 00:12:07,452 --> 00:12:09,802 his newest Macho Calm brand scented candle, 337 00:12:09,804 --> 00:12:11,454 Chamomile Karate Chop. 338 00:12:11,456 --> 00:12:13,231 Look, Dad, yes, we did go to Rob's, 339 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,958 but it didn't mean anything. 340 00:12:15,126 --> 00:12:16,234 Don't say that, Wolf. 341 00:12:16,461 --> 00:12:19,404 Fine, it meant everything. It's so rad in there. 342 00:12:19,481 --> 00:12:21,573 Look, I know Mom farted up a lot of places, 343 00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,575 and the emotional smell still lingers, 344 00:12:23,802 --> 00:12:25,893 but Crocodile Rob's is heaven on Earth. 345 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,153 There, I said it. 346 00:12:27,305 --> 00:12:29,138 It's like if Hugh Jackman were a bar. 347 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:31,824 -It's not a hellhole, Dad. -It's a wonder-hole. 348 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,978 And there is no reason to avoid it, Beef. It's fun. 349 00:12:34,996 --> 00:12:36,237 You had... fun? 350 00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:39,482 Yeah, Dad, we had fun. We had a lot of fun. 351 00:12:39,651 --> 00:12:41,000 Understood. 352 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,003 Please, Dad, don't leave. I'm sorry we wanted to eat 353 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,489 Plump Papaya Pistachio Pudding Ploppers 354 00:12:46,491 --> 00:12:48,415 in a fun and carefree environment. 355 00:12:48,843 --> 00:12:50,343 MOON: It's sad we don't have 356 00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:53,179 a dad anymore, but at least I have this squeaky crocodile 357 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,274 that came with my kid's meal. Maybe he'll raise me. 358 00:12:56,425 --> 00:12:57,500 (squeaks) 359 00:12:57,519 --> 00:12:59,519 (sighs) I mean, I get why Dad's upset. 360 00:12:59,613 --> 00:13:01,187 It's kind of like we're all dating him, 361 00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:02,429 and then we cheated with another 362 00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:04,282 middle-aged smokeshow named Crocodile Rob, 363 00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:05,858 and while we all still love Dad, 364 00:13:06,011 --> 00:13:08,861 we also want to fool around with Crocodile Rob on the side, 365 00:13:09,014 --> 00:13:10,771 but just in a way where everyone understands 366 00:13:10,791 --> 00:13:12,365 the rules so no one gets hurt. 367 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,775 Sweetie, you really need to work on how you talk about your Dad. 368 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,443 I feel bad, but... 369 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,038 I also feel like I want to go to Crocodile Rob's again sometime. 370 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,206 Is that wrong? 371 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,525 No, I'm actually kind of mad. 372 00:13:22,544 --> 00:13:24,360 We could've been going there our whole lives. 373 00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:26,696 -We missed out on so many good times. -(squeaks) 374 00:13:26,714 --> 00:13:29,456 It really makes me wonder about all these other places 375 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,717 we've stayed away from because Dad doesn't like going to them. 376 00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:33,478 -They could be great, too. -Yeah. 377 00:13:33,629 --> 00:13:35,555 I've always wanted to go to the Vietnamese market 378 00:13:35,723 --> 00:13:37,557 where Dad said Mom fell into the lobster tank, 379 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,967 -and then refused to get out. -And the Death Cliff aquarium 380 00:13:40,061 --> 00:13:41,878 where Dad said Mom fell in the starfish tank 381 00:13:41,896 --> 00:13:44,823 -and refused to get out. -I can't believe I'm saying this, 382 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:46,473 but I guess since Dad's already mad, 383 00:13:46,568 --> 00:13:48,734 maybe we should just... get it out of our systems 384 00:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,161 and go to all the No-Tobes Zones. 385 00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:52,905 -I guess now's our chance. -I like going places. 386 00:13:53,058 --> 00:13:55,316 All right then, let's go and take a stroll 387 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,001 right into the Tobin Shame-hole. 388 00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:59,412 ♪ We avoided the bowling alley ♪ 389 00:13:59,564 --> 00:14:01,080 ♪ Where Mom liked to bowl ♪ 390 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,915 ♪ 'Cause Dad said she'd do tequila shots ♪ 391 00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:04,567 ♪ From all the finger holes ♪ 392 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:06,678 ♪ But the bowling alley's a great place ♪ 393 00:14:06,829 --> 00:14:08,738 ♪ We no longer have to avoid ♪ 394 00:14:08,831 --> 00:14:10,423 ♪ 'Cause now it belongs to us ♪ 395 00:14:10,575 --> 00:14:12,758 ♪ And a creepy guy named Lloyd... ♪ 396 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:15,094 Guess which one of my ears is fake. 397 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,413 ♪ We've always wanted to go ♪ 398 00:14:17,432 --> 00:14:19,599 ♪ To the old owl sanctuary ♪ 399 00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:22,418 ♪ Where Dad said she tried to ride an owl ♪ 400 00:14:22,437 --> 00:14:23,936 ♪ After several Bloody Marys... ♪ 401 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,531 She went to the hospital and then jail. 402 00:14:26,682 --> 00:14:29,092 ♪ We never go see magic at Ta-Da's ♪ 403 00:14:29,185 --> 00:14:30,776 ♪ It's not 'cause Dad's a meanie ♪ 404 00:14:30,929 --> 00:14:33,187 ♪ It's 'cause one night, when Mom was there ♪ 405 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,190 ♪ She tried to choke the Great Wowzini... ♪ 406 00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:39,360 To be fair, he did steal a quarter from behind her ear. 407 00:14:39,454 --> 00:14:41,270 That woman was a freak for quarters. 408 00:14:41,289 --> 00:14:43,940 We went to all these places, and nothing bad happened. 409 00:14:44,033 --> 00:14:46,533 I don't know what I thought would happen. 410 00:14:46,611 --> 00:14:48,444 I always thought I'd immediately order 411 00:14:48,463 --> 00:14:51,389 a Singapore Sling and descend into madness. 412 00:14:51,616 --> 00:14:54,041 Guys, she's not here, and you're not her. 413 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:56,302 You don't have to feel bad about the things she did. 414 00:14:56,454 --> 00:14:57,878 -Huh. -Yeah, it's kind of like... 415 00:14:57,898 --> 00:14:59,956 ♪ Mom's shame belongs to her ♪ 416 00:14:59,974 --> 00:15:01,807 ♪ It doesn't belong to us ♪ 417 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,884 ♪ It's not our fault ♪ 418 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:07,221 ♪ She rode the police horse through the Toys "R" Us... ♪ 419 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,223 She stole me a Nightlife Elegance Ken, 420 00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:11,242 but I had to return him. 421 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,560 ♪ Mom's shame is not ours ♪ 422 00:15:13,655 --> 00:15:15,229 ♪ Not ours to take on ♪ 423 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,398 ♪ We probably would've learned that ♪ 424 00:15:17,492 --> 00:15:20,810 ♪ If we'd gone to Al-Anon ♪ 425 00:15:20,903 --> 00:15:22,253 I told you we should check it out. 426 00:15:22,405 --> 00:15:24,405 ♪ There's one more place we haven't been ♪ 427 00:15:24,499 --> 00:15:26,257 ♪ So let's get in the car ♪ 428 00:15:26,409 --> 00:15:30,002 ♪ Mom's favorite place of all, Danky's Grill and Bar... ♪ 429 00:15:30,155 --> 00:15:33,005 WOMAN: Ah, crap. My wig's on fire again. 430 00:15:33,158 --> 00:15:35,582 Oh, God. Nope. Mom can have that one. 431 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,993 All right, gather round, 432 00:15:37,011 --> 00:15:38,344 it's time to cut the knife club cake. 433 00:15:38,496 --> 00:15:41,088 We can use our own knives if we take turns. 434 00:15:41,182 --> 00:15:42,832 Remember what happened last time. 435 00:15:42,925 --> 00:15:46,277 My scar will be a beautiful reminder that I have friends. 436 00:15:46,429 --> 00:15:48,020 Wait. Has anyone seen Beef? 437 00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,672 Eh, not for an hour or so. 438 00:15:49,765 --> 00:15:52,784 He's probably just off somewhere silently clutching his knife. 439 00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:54,694 Oh, boy. 440 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,104 WOLF: Welp, we reclaimed Mom's poisoned haunts, 441 00:15:57,198 --> 00:15:58,347 except for Danky's, 442 00:15:58,366 --> 00:15:59,606 of course. Danky's can burn in hell. 443 00:15:59,684 --> 00:16:01,608 Let's head home, apologize to Dad again, 444 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,978 and put this ugly chapter behind us forever. 445 00:16:04,038 --> 00:16:05,538 Wait, what about Crocodile Rob's? 446 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:07,298 I know we went there earlier, but, like, 447 00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:10,860 should we reclaim it one more time, or how are we feeling? 448 00:16:10,878 --> 00:16:12,003 I don't know, guys. 449 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,954 Maybe we should just quit while we're ahead... 450 00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:17,141 Hello! There they are, my favorite family. 451 00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:18,534 What a cool van. 452 00:16:18,627 --> 00:16:21,220 Hey, let's go throw some good times on the barbie. 453 00:16:21,372 --> 00:16:23,064 -(laughs) -We're right behind you, Tom! 454 00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:29,470 Hey, Beef. Kind of surprised to see you out here. 455 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,048 You were doing so well in there, and then you disappeared. 456 00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:33,640 Do you want to tell me what's going on? 457 00:16:33,735 --> 00:16:37,161 (sighs) I went out front because I thought the pizza was here, 458 00:16:37,388 --> 00:16:39,405 and when I got outside, I saw my kids, 459 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,982 and they had been to Crocodile Rob's, 460 00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,167 and I got upset. 461 00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:44,669 Why? I love that place. 462 00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:48,172 They have that animatronic koala that does insult comedy. 463 00:16:48,324 --> 00:16:51,067 He called me a slag and Dusty a drongo. 464 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,918 It's so much fun there. 465 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,570 Yeah, that's kind of the problem. 466 00:16:54,589 --> 00:16:56,497 See, I've always let the kids believe 467 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,182 that they're not allowed to go there 468 00:16:58,334 --> 00:17:00,092 because I had bad times there with their mom, 469 00:17:00,245 --> 00:17:01,668 but, actually, 470 00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:03,837 I had a lot of good times there with their mom. 471 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:06,082 The trouble is, I find good memories 472 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:08,100 to be more painful than bad memories. 473 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,253 I feel like the fun people always leave. 474 00:17:10,346 --> 00:17:11,696 Kathleen, my parents, 475 00:17:11,773 --> 00:17:14,423 the gas station attendant who invited me to his house 476 00:17:14,442 --> 00:17:17,184 to watch Man on Fire. He moved back to Sitka. 477 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,945 Oh, sorry about your friend you watched Man on Fire with. 478 00:17:20,098 --> 00:17:22,856 And I think I avoid small talk 479 00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,542 because it leads to big talk, 480 00:17:24,769 --> 00:17:26,602 and that leads to friendship. 481 00:17:26,621 --> 00:17:28,788 Next thing you know, you're having four kids 482 00:17:28,940 --> 00:17:30,439 with someone who'll leave you. 483 00:17:30,458 --> 00:17:32,625 It feels like the good times are always ending, 484 00:17:32,794 --> 00:17:35,461 and you never know if there are gonna be more around the bend. 485 00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:37,613 When I saw the looks on the kids' faces tonight, 486 00:17:37,706 --> 00:17:40,224 I thought, this isn't just my problem anymore. 487 00:17:40,451 --> 00:17:43,286 I've been standing in the way of them enjoying themselves 488 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:44,954 because of my stupid heart. 489 00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:47,899 Well, then knock it off, Beef. I mean, put it in perspective. 490 00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:50,217 We're on a planet in a solar system 491 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,295 in one of two trillion galaxies, 492 00:17:52,313 --> 00:17:54,130 in a universe in a multiverse 493 00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:56,632 that contains an infinite number of pocket universes, 494 00:17:56,651 --> 00:17:59,243 and, well, if you met a beautiful lady 495 00:17:59,395 --> 00:18:01,245 who was fun for a while before she wasn't, 496 00:18:01,472 --> 00:18:03,748 and she gave you four great kids who love you, 497 00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:05,474 then you're probably doing okay. 498 00:18:05,493 --> 00:18:07,326 So, you better have fun with us now 499 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,920 while the funnin's good, you big lump. 500 00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:11,238 -Thank you, Londra. -All right, Beef, 501 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,498 are you ready to head back in? 502 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,333 I got some brand-new small talk I could loan you. 503 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:17,261 Get this, I hear Whippleton is getting a Del Taco. 504 00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,989 That is big news, but I have an idea 505 00:18:20,082 --> 00:18:22,842 of how to take this gathering of knife club to the next level. 506 00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:27,012 It's time to show my painful good memories who's the boss. 507 00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:28,331 -All right. -It's me. 508 00:18:28,424 --> 00:18:29,941 -I'm the boss. -I got that. 509 00:18:30,168 --> 00:18:32,259 WOLF: With a deconstructed martini hat, 510 00:18:32,353 --> 00:18:34,445 you have to be careful not to just suck in the gin part 511 00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:36,672 'cause it can burn the jahoobies out of your mouth. 512 00:18:36,765 --> 00:18:40,009 (slurps, coughs, laughs) That was straight gin. 513 00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:42,345 Oh, my crikey. 514 00:18:42,438 --> 00:18:44,789 -(all gasp) -♪ Well, this place ♪ 515 00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:46,866 ♪ Hasn't changed a bit ♪ 516 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,034 ♪ We sat right there ♪ 517 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,611 ♪ And she always had ♪ 518 00:18:50,705 --> 00:18:53,189 ♪ Two cigarettes lit... ♪ 519 00:18:53,282 --> 00:18:54,707 Or three. ♪ When we first started ♪ 520 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,543 ♪ Coming here, there was magic in the air ♪ 521 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,696 ♪ But then, one night, she almost strangled a waitress ♪ 522 00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:03,549 -♪ With her underwear... ♪ -Hey, I remember you. 523 00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:05,701 ♪ When you first started coming here ♪ 524 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,645 ♪ Your wife was the belle of the ball ♪ 525 00:19:07,872 --> 00:19:11,040 ♪ But after a few drinks, she started yelling ♪ 526 00:19:11,042 --> 00:19:12,558 ♪ "I'll kill you all" ♪ 527 00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:15,394 ♪ You had some fun, but now it's done ♪ 528 00:19:15,546 --> 00:19:18,305 ♪ I assume you'll be wanting a table for one? ♪ 529 00:19:18,399 --> 00:19:21,217 Oh, no. I'm actually meeting some people. 530 00:19:21,235 --> 00:19:23,310 Are you here to formally disown us, Dad? 531 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,145 I can call the family notary, 532 00:19:25,239 --> 00:19:26,480 and we can get the paperwork going. 533 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:29,650 Actually, no. I brought my knife club here to, 534 00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:32,152 as they say, "make a YOLO." 535 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:35,064 (laughs) They definitely don't say that, Dad, 536 00:19:35,082 --> 00:19:36,399 but welcome to paradise. 537 00:19:36,417 --> 00:19:38,176 Or should we welcome Crocodile Rob's 538 00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:40,569 to the human version of paradise, 539 00:19:40,588 --> 00:19:41,921 our dad. 540 00:19:42,073 --> 00:19:43,406 I thought you hated this place 541 00:19:43,424 --> 00:19:45,408 because of all the bad times you had here with Mom. 542 00:19:45,426 --> 00:19:47,760 Actually, I avoided it because me and your mom 543 00:19:47,912 --> 00:19:51,171 had so many good times here, and, well, that's over. 544 00:19:51,265 --> 00:19:54,675 But we can make new good memories here, starting tonight. 545 00:19:54,752 --> 00:19:57,586 Oh, Dad, full disclosure, we also went to the bowling alley, 546 00:19:57,605 --> 00:19:59,939 Ta-Da's, the owl sanctuary, and Danky's. 547 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,440 Oh, God, you went to Danky's? 548 00:20:01,592 --> 00:20:02,925 Oh, don't worry, we didn't go in. 549 00:20:03,018 --> 00:20:04,869 Good, but I'm glad you went 550 00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,278 to those other fun places. 551 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:09,114 It's okay to remember that there were and are 552 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:11,191 some very fun things about your mother. 553 00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:13,193 Like how she put on that Pinhead mask 554 00:20:13,287 --> 00:20:14,695 whenever we got food delivered. 555 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,881 And if you didn't want to go to school, she'd be like, 556 00:20:17,032 --> 00:20:19,108 "Sure, that place sucks anyway." 557 00:20:19,126 --> 00:20:21,277 And she could hang off the bottom of a Jeep 558 00:20:21,295 --> 00:20:23,629 -for hundreds of miles. -She sure could. 559 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,723 (laughter) 560 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:27,225 Now, where is that waiter? 561 00:20:27,452 --> 00:20:29,618 I want to order the Russell Crowe Brussel Bowl. 562 00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:31,896 ♪ When you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪ 563 00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:33,456 ♪ The good times never end ♪ 564 00:20:33,474 --> 00:20:35,215 ♪ You can make wonderful memories ♪ 565 00:20:35,309 --> 00:20:37,126 ♪ And interesting new friends... ♪ 566 00:20:37,144 --> 00:20:38,719 Like the team from Harkins Real Estate. 567 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,387 Janet just sold her first townhouse. 568 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,406 ♪ Sure, the past will always be there ♪ 569 00:20:42,558 --> 00:20:44,057 ♪ Haunting you to the grave ♪ 570 00:20:44,151 --> 00:20:45,726 ♪ But when you come to Crocodile Rob's ♪ 571 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,411 ♪ You can catch a happy wave ♪ 572 00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:49,247 ♪ Sit right down and grab a plate ♪ 573 00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:51,156 ♪ 'Cause when you're at Crocodile Rob's ♪ 574 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,066 ♪ It's no wuckas, mate. ♪ 575 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,234 (glasses clink) 576 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,995 ♪ In the beginning ♪ 577 00:20:56,147 --> 00:20:57,904 -♪ There was nothing ♪ -♪ Nothing ♪ 578 00:20:57,999 --> 00:21:00,407 ♪ But then the emptiness farted ♪ 579 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,650 ♪ Farted ♪ 580 00:21:01,669 --> 00:21:03,577 ♪ Out came the stars and planets ♪ 581 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,654 ♪ That's how everything started ♪ 582 00:21:05,673 --> 00:21:08,081 ♪ It's a space fart that keeps on getting bigger ♪ 583 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,600 ♪ 13.8 billion years so far ♪ 584 00:21:09,752 --> 00:21:11,918 ♪ Our lifespans are a fraction of that figure ♪ 585 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:15,848 ♪ About .0000006% ♪ 586 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,924 ♪ We're all in this space fart with each other ♪ 587 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,926 ♪ So be kind and call your mother ♪ 588 00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:21,520 ♪ We're just a twinkle in space ♪ 589 00:21:21,672 --> 00:21:24,282 ♪ So why not learn to play the bass? ♪ 590 00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:25,098 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 591 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,342 and TOYOTA. 592 00:21:26,769 --> 00:21:29,245 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org