1 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:04,244 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,838 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:05,989 --> 00:00:07,247 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,399 --> 00:00:10,234 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,327 --> 00:00:13,178 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,330 --> 00:00:14,755 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:14,923 --> 00:00:16,590 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:16,742 --> 00:00:17,574 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:17,667 --> 00:00:20,853 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:22,337 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,431 --> 00:00:24,097 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,250 --> 00:00:25,932 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:26,085 --> 00:00:29,278 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,607 --> 00:00:33,982 (cheering) 15 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:36,184 Hey, late night party, Judy. 16 00:00:36,353 --> 00:00:38,262 Gah. Don't sneak up on me like that. 17 00:00:38,355 --> 00:00:41,281 I'm from your imagination. How can I possibly surprise you? 18 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,767 I don't know, Alanis. Maybe because I'm a young teen woman 19 00:00:43,786 --> 00:00:46,453 whose brain and heart are full of mysterious twists and turns. 20 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,106 Okay, okay. You're up pretty late. 21 00:00:49,124 --> 00:00:51,792 Yeah. There was a big town dance tonight. 22 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:54,294 Oh, and did something happen? 23 00:00:54,446 --> 00:00:55,946 Uh, yeah, you could say that. 24 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:58,298 JUDY: Moon and his friends pulled off a heist. 25 00:00:58,450 --> 00:01:01,118 One, two... Russell, why are you lifting? 26 00:01:01,211 --> 00:01:03,062 I said roll, not lift. It has wheels. 27 00:01:03,213 --> 00:01:04,621 -My Corn Caddy. -Sorry, I panicked. 28 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,807 JUDY: Dad might be swinging. No judgement. 29 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:08,141 Ham and Crispin broke up. 30 00:01:08,294 --> 00:01:10,051 Crispin, here, I bought you that ring, 31 00:01:10,129 --> 00:01:11,628 and I am breaking up with you. 32 00:01:11,647 --> 00:01:13,721 JUDY: Gill and I kissed, and Wolf and Honeybee got caught 33 00:01:13,849 --> 00:01:15,890 with their pants down, literally. 34 00:01:15,910 --> 00:01:17,409 -Wait, what? -I know. 35 00:01:17,561 --> 00:01:19,912 Gill kissed you? Ham and Crispin broke up? 36 00:01:20,063 --> 00:01:22,081 -I know. -Your dad is a swinger? 37 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,974 Honeybee and Wolf did it in a corn truck? 38 00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:25,250 I know! 39 00:01:25,402 --> 00:01:27,311 Okay, do you want to hear the story or what? 40 00:01:27,404 --> 00:01:29,479 Do I want to hear the story of your entire family 41 00:01:29,498 --> 00:01:31,648 going fully bonkers in the conkers 42 00:01:31,667 --> 00:01:34,000 at some sort of weird Alaskan autumn-based social gathering? 43 00:01:34,153 --> 00:01:35,152 Uh, yes. 44 00:01:35,245 --> 00:01:36,578 The autumn-based event is called 45 00:01:36,746 --> 00:01:39,414 the Fall Frenzy Dance. Now, we've talked about 46 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,748 the annual Lone Moose Fall Frenzy, right? 47 00:01:40,843 --> 00:01:43,327 Uh, we haven't, but please do not tell me about it 48 00:01:43,345 --> 00:01:44,845 -with a historical flashback. -JUDY: Uh, yeah. 49 00:01:44,997 --> 00:01:46,271 Back in the 1800s... 50 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,014 ALANIS: Okay, too late. 51 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:49,182 JUDY: ...the first Fall Frenzy Dance 52 00:01:49,335 --> 00:01:50,334 was held on the very last day 53 00:01:50,352 --> 00:01:52,336 of what could be called Fall, 54 00:01:52,504 --> 00:01:53,837 when the last little patch of water 55 00:01:53,856 --> 00:01:55,263 freezes over on Fall-Thru lake. 56 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:56,782 After that, it's officially winter here. 57 00:01:56,933 --> 00:01:57,783 It was the final day 58 00:01:57,934 --> 00:01:59,025 to find a partner, 59 00:01:59,178 --> 00:02:01,011 switch a partner, or have 60 00:02:01,029 --> 00:02:03,104 a casual ankle-viewing encounter 61 00:02:03,198 --> 00:02:04,439 that might sustain your imagination 62 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,032 through the winter hardships to come. 63 00:02:06,201 --> 00:02:08,018 At this dance, and all week leading up to it, 64 00:02:08,111 --> 00:02:11,371 people are known to make very, very, very, very bad decisions. 65 00:02:11,523 --> 00:02:13,448 Marriages start, marriages end, 66 00:02:13,542 --> 00:02:15,467 regular cousins become kissing cousins. 67 00:02:15,619 --> 00:02:18,362 Back in 1977, there was apparently a town orgy, 68 00:02:18,455 --> 00:02:20,380 and then everything shut down 69 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:22,457 because no one could look anyone in the eye for a full month. 70 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,626 My point is, during Fall Frenzy week, 71 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,295 up is down, down is up, and left and right? 72 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,373 (laughing: I mean, forget about it. 73 00:02:29,541 --> 00:02:31,041 That sounds a lot like what would happen 74 00:02:31,059 --> 00:02:32,300 at Eddie Vedder's Cheddar Double-Header, 75 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,894 a music and cheese festival 76 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,545 he used to host in Tillamook, Oregon. 77 00:02:35,564 --> 00:02:37,397 Last time I went, I saw Beck take a huge bite 78 00:02:37,549 --> 00:02:40,050 out of the GEICO lizard in the VIP tent. 79 00:02:40,143 --> 00:02:41,493 Mm-hmm, yes. That's exactly the vibe. 80 00:02:41,645 --> 00:02:45,146 And we Tobins are not immune to the wanton freedom in the air 81 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,665 during the week leading up to the dance. 82 00:02:46,892 --> 00:02:49,409 Sure, this week started off with us doing something very normal, 83 00:02:49,561 --> 00:02:52,078 our usual Sunday Serenades, which is where we all sing 84 00:02:52,231 --> 00:02:53,747 compliments to each other. Very normal. 85 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,399 Yeah, very normal. 86 00:02:55,992 --> 00:02:58,084 ♪ Moon is very organized ♪ 87 00:02:58,179 --> 00:03:00,570 ♪ And Judy has such gleaming eyes ♪ 88 00:03:00,589 --> 00:03:02,406 ♪ Dad's elbows are the perfect size. ♪ 89 00:03:02,499 --> 00:03:05,592 Honeybee, I need to see you in the guest house ASAP. 90 00:03:05,744 --> 00:03:07,411 Oh, no, what is it? Is the furnace doing that thing 91 00:03:07,504 --> 00:03:09,413 where you think it's saying your name again? 92 00:03:09,506 --> 00:03:10,931 Nope. I'll explain when we get there. Come on, run. 93 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:13,083 What was up with Wolf? Was he dying? 94 00:03:13,085 --> 00:03:14,342 (chuckles) In a way. 95 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,010 You see, Wolf has a little... 96 00:03:16,030 --> 00:03:17,845 he's got a little issue with the Corn Caddy. 97 00:03:17,865 --> 00:03:19,865 So, hold on, it's a what Caddy? 98 00:03:20,092 --> 00:03:21,775 Corn Caddy. It's a food truck 99 00:03:21,869 --> 00:03:24,352 that occasionally comes through town and serves corn on the cob. 100 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,371 It's shaped like a giant ear of yellow corn 101 00:03:26,448 --> 00:03:29,783 with a big butter pat on it, and it glistens in the sun. 102 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,268 Oh, how it glistens. 103 00:03:31,361 --> 00:03:33,361 And it makes you H-O-R-N-Y? 104 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,604 Extremely. 105 00:03:34,698 --> 00:03:36,197 And that's why we had to come back here and... 106 00:03:36,217 --> 00:03:37,532 -Yup. -Okay, okay. 107 00:03:37,626 --> 00:03:39,276 I got to get a peep of this buttery Jeep, 108 00:03:39,278 --> 00:03:40,444 see what all the fuss is about. 109 00:03:40,462 --> 00:03:42,946 Oh, you're gonna love it. It's so shiny. 110 00:03:42,965 --> 00:03:44,389 Uh-oh. I thought about it again. 111 00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:45,799 (laughs) 112 00:03:45,893 --> 00:03:48,802 I think I get it. I have a weird thing about Slim Jims. 113 00:03:48,954 --> 00:03:50,229 I love those little perverts. 114 00:03:50,380 --> 00:03:52,046 And don't get me started on Nerds candies. 115 00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:53,974 You're attracted to Nerds candies? 116 00:03:54,050 --> 00:03:56,217 -Awoogah. -Well, speaking of sweets, 117 00:03:56,386 --> 00:03:57,978 that was the only part of the Fall Frenzy 118 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,404 that interested Moon. 119 00:04:00,299 --> 00:04:01,465 And once we reach the door, 120 00:04:01,483 --> 00:04:03,275 we offload all the desserts from the 121 00:04:03,427 --> 00:04:04,576 Fall Frenzy Dance dessert table 122 00:04:04,728 --> 00:04:07,320 into the Dread Sled 2.0, and vanish into the night. 123 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,230 Or, more specifically, to my house. 124 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,324 Our garage freezer is completely empty 125 00:04:11,401 --> 00:04:14,144 except for one package of Healthy Boy Bacon Crammers. 126 00:04:14,162 --> 00:04:15,420 Oh, I love Bacon Crammers. 127 00:04:15,647 --> 00:04:18,573 Jamie and I always split one when we watch the news. 128 00:04:18,667 --> 00:04:21,001 How many desserts do you think we're looking at here? 129 00:04:21,153 --> 00:04:23,762 All in, we're talking a score north of 240 130 00:04:23,989 --> 00:04:25,580 individual servings of sweets. 131 00:04:25,599 --> 00:04:27,674 Minimum 60 each. 132 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,009 -(whistles) -Yeah. 133 00:04:29,161 --> 00:04:31,011 Remember, tell no one. 134 00:04:31,163 --> 00:04:32,178 Especially not Quinn Notti, 135 00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:34,255 whose mom makes the famous beaver brownies. 136 00:04:34,349 --> 00:04:36,775 She's smart and will figure out what we're up to 137 00:04:36,852 --> 00:04:39,194 if she even gets a whiff. 138 00:04:39,838 --> 00:04:40,779 (Henry scoffs) 139 00:04:40,930 --> 00:04:41,929 Of course we're not gonna tell her. 140 00:04:42,098 --> 00:04:43,431 You don't see the Hamburglar 141 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:45,542 telling Ronald McDonald's daughter what he's up to, 142 00:04:45,544 --> 00:04:48,845 and... (laughs) the Hamburglar is the best in the biz. 143 00:04:48,938 --> 00:04:50,514 Uh, fun heist story, Jude, 144 00:04:50,607 --> 00:04:53,441 but let's get back to the fact that you and Gill kissed. 145 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,444 Oh, that, well, okay, fine. Here's how it got started. 146 00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,538 I was just walking down the hall, 147 00:04:58,707 --> 00:05:00,448 innocently practicing my speech for debate class... 148 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,634 And that concludes my argument as to why Garfield 149 00:05:02,786 --> 00:05:05,137 permanently changed lasagna culture... What? What? 150 00:05:05,364 --> 00:05:07,955 -What the... What's going on? -Come with us, Miss. 151 00:05:08,050 --> 00:05:09,866 Guys, what is happening? 152 00:05:09,885 --> 00:05:11,885 This. This is happening. 153 00:05:12,037 --> 00:05:14,054 "Gill's Plan To Kiss Judy 154 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:16,373 At the Fall Frenzy Dance." Oh, my God. 155 00:05:16,391 --> 00:05:18,058 I was walking behind Gill this morning 156 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:19,376 when it fell out of his notebook. 157 00:05:19,469 --> 00:05:22,804 It is detailed, and it is specific. 158 00:05:22,898 --> 00:05:24,972 "Step one: Show her my fingernails. 159 00:05:25,067 --> 00:05:26,808 Very clean." Oh, God. 160 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:28,327 Step 14 really caught my eye. 161 00:05:28,554 --> 00:05:30,996 "Ask Judy whether she knows how often sloths poop." 162 00:05:31,147 --> 00:05:32,572 I mean, of course I know that, 163 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,074 it's once a week at its most frequent, 164 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:35,817 but how would that lead to kissing me? 165 00:05:35,952 --> 00:05:38,152 The plan has 98 steps, 166 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,914 so that must just be when he's making conversation. 167 00:05:41,066 --> 00:05:42,916 Step 53 just says, "wiggle." 168 00:05:43,068 --> 00:05:44,325 Oh, God. 169 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:46,903 Look, Kima and I are both gonna be at the Frenzy, 170 00:05:46,996 --> 00:05:48,180 so we can run interference. 171 00:05:48,289 --> 00:05:49,573 Yeah, I broke up with Tab again this morning 172 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:52,092 because he couldn't name one single female author, 173 00:05:52,244 --> 00:05:55,187 and then, when I got mad, he said, "Fine, Baby Shark." 174 00:05:55,414 --> 00:05:56,538 -That's not good. -Rough. 175 00:05:56,540 --> 00:05:58,081 So, yeah, I'm free to Gill-block. 176 00:05:58,100 --> 00:05:59,524 Me, too. I'm only going to the dance 177 00:05:59,601 --> 00:06:01,434 to see adults acting drunk and weird. 178 00:06:01,587 --> 00:06:03,086 Thanks for helping me, guys. I mean, 179 00:06:03,179 --> 00:06:04,345 Gill is nice, he is nice, 180 00:06:04,439 --> 00:06:06,773 but I am not interested in him sexually, 181 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,533 or sensually, or sexsensually, 182 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,703 which is sex, but with candles and a breeze. 183 00:06:11,855 --> 00:06:13,597 If he kissed me, it would be... 184 00:06:13,615 --> 00:06:17,191 (imitates video game sound effects) 185 00:06:17,285 --> 00:06:19,269 -Game over for our friendship. -(school bell rings) 186 00:06:19,362 --> 00:06:21,213 You know what I mean? Oh, holy crud. 187 00:06:21,289 --> 00:06:24,716 What is step 74? "Drop into the Gill Zone"? 188 00:06:24,826 --> 00:06:26,259 I pray we never have to know. 189 00:06:29,781 --> 00:06:31,798 Okay, so it sounds like you had a pretty good plan in place 190 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:34,134 to keep Gill from getting his smackers on your crackers. 191 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,118 What went wrong? 192 00:06:35,137 --> 00:06:36,061 Mm-hmm, yeah, gonna dive back 193 00:06:36,288 --> 00:06:37,954 into that shortly, can't wait, 194 00:06:38,214 --> 00:06:40,882 but I wasn't the only one about to get caught up 195 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:42,959 in the absolute swamp of feelings 196 00:06:42,978 --> 00:06:44,294 that is the Fall Frenzy. 197 00:06:44,312 --> 00:06:45,404 JUDY: Thanks for the ride, Dad. 198 00:06:45,631 --> 00:06:47,313 Actually, guys, I'm coming in with you. 199 00:06:47,466 --> 00:06:48,723 I need some new work gloves, 200 00:06:48,817 --> 00:06:52,135 and Crazy, Stupid, Gloves is having a 30% off sale. 201 00:06:52,228 --> 00:06:54,304 Oh, look, Crispy, there's still 15 minutes 202 00:06:54,322 --> 00:06:56,306 'til your shift starts at Smoothie Boss. 203 00:06:56,324 --> 00:06:57,416 We have enough time to stand in front 204 00:06:57,643 --> 00:06:58,658 of the Magic Eye poster kiosk 205 00:06:58,810 --> 00:06:59,976 with our arms around each other 206 00:06:59,995 --> 00:07:01,161 and watch that pair of dolphins 207 00:07:01,313 --> 00:07:02,421 emerge out of the field of dots. 208 00:07:02,648 --> 00:07:04,965 We're coming, Richard and Susan Dolphin. 209 00:07:05,074 --> 00:07:07,008 Prepare to be seen. 210 00:07:09,655 --> 00:07:11,078 BEEF: Oh, pardon my fingertips. 211 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,580 Beef Tobin? 212 00:07:12,674 --> 00:07:14,599 Dell? I-I thought you'd gone 213 00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:16,268 to Susnita for salmon season. 214 00:07:16,419 --> 00:07:19,604 I did, and it just ended. That's why I came back. 215 00:07:19,756 --> 00:07:22,332 You look ruddier than I remember. 216 00:07:22,425 --> 00:07:24,834 Thank you. Your nose skin 217 00:07:24,853 --> 00:07:26,853 looks quite chapped. 218 00:07:27,005 --> 00:07:28,505 Please, there are people around. 219 00:07:28,523 --> 00:07:31,432 Beef, there's something I have to tell you. 220 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:33,935 During my salmon trip, I met a gentleman. 221 00:07:34,103 --> 00:07:36,288 Understood. I'll trouble you no more. 222 00:07:36,515 --> 00:07:37,180 No, wait. 223 00:07:37,273 --> 00:07:38,698 As you know, in the past, 224 00:07:38,867 --> 00:07:41,108 my suitors have always met with gruesome deaths, 225 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,962 which is why I was hesitant to go out with you, 226 00:07:44,189 --> 00:07:45,522 but this new guy, Alan... 227 00:07:45,540 --> 00:07:47,023 -Damn his eyes. -Beef. 228 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:50,376 -Sorry. -Well, he survived our entire relationship. 229 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:52,471 He got pretty severe food poisoning at one point, 230 00:07:52,698 --> 00:07:55,957 but that's on him for eating a French dip he found in the park. 231 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:59,035 100%. But the relationship? 232 00:07:59,128 --> 00:08:00,127 It's ended, then? 233 00:08:00,296 --> 00:08:01,963 Yes, and that is why 234 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:03,648 I feel bold enough to ask you: 235 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:07,377 Would you go to the Fall Frenzy Dance with me? 236 00:08:07,395 --> 00:08:09,212 -(chuckles) Yes. -STORE CLERK: Um, 237 00:08:09,231 --> 00:08:10,638 if you keep holding hands in the gloves, 238 00:08:10,732 --> 00:08:11,898 you'll have to purchase those. 239 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:14,384 -Put them on my tab. -You don't have a tab. 240 00:08:14,386 --> 00:08:15,660 I don't know who you are. 241 00:08:15,887 --> 00:08:18,497 I'm a man with a date to the Fall Frenzy Dance 242 00:08:18,724 --> 00:08:20,165 and a new pair of gloves. 243 00:08:20,392 --> 00:08:22,650 So, is it all right if we meet at the dance? 244 00:08:22,744 --> 00:08:25,003 I'll be coming straight from helping my cousin out 245 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:26,487 with her sausage-making business. 246 00:08:26,507 --> 00:08:29,065 I pick the bones and gristle out of the meat mush. 247 00:08:29,084 --> 00:08:30,358 Of course you do. 248 00:08:30,493 --> 00:08:32,569 -Anyhow, toodle-loo. -Farewell. 249 00:08:32,587 --> 00:08:34,738 I hate to see her leave, but I enjoy 250 00:08:34,831 --> 00:08:36,740 when she is walking away from me. 251 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,666 -Beef? -Oh. Hello, Ms. Meatweep. 252 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,910 I thought that might be you, and then I thought, 253 00:08:40,929 --> 00:08:44,264 "Greta, just because a man looks exactly like a person you know 254 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:47,100 who looks exactly like that, doesn't mean it's him." 255 00:08:47,252 --> 00:08:48,527 Anyway, I'm so glad it is you 256 00:08:48,678 --> 00:08:50,362 because I was meaning to call you to ask you 257 00:08:50,513 --> 00:08:52,531 to go to the Fall Frenzy with me. 258 00:08:52,758 --> 00:08:54,199 The Frenzy. Yes, I... 259 00:08:54,350 --> 00:08:56,183 -Oh, you said yes. -Oh, uh, I-I... 260 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,594 Wonderful. I'll meet you there 261 00:08:57,687 --> 00:08:59,186 -because I have a late doctor's appointment. -Mm. 262 00:08:59,264 --> 00:09:00,764 Unfortunately, I've developed 263 00:09:00,857 --> 00:09:02,265 -a condition called creamy clavicle. -Mm. 264 00:09:02,284 --> 00:09:04,601 All neck jewelry just slides right off. 265 00:09:04,619 --> 00:09:06,102 Okay, see you there. 266 00:09:06,104 --> 00:09:08,121 Wait. Come back. No. 267 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,106 Two dates to the same dance. 268 00:09:10,199 --> 00:09:12,108 My God, what have I done? 269 00:09:12,127 --> 00:09:14,110 Ooh, and this one's a ring pop. 270 00:09:14,203 --> 00:09:16,780 -Sir, no it's not. -Well, it should be. 271 00:09:16,798 --> 00:09:18,039 -It's delicious. -Oh, wow. 272 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,540 I love Magic 8 Balls. 273 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,376 They're like little goth grapefruits with wizards inside. 274 00:09:22,396 --> 00:09:25,063 Looks great. Really brings out your knuckles. 275 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:26,731 I don't have $19 to spend right now. 276 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:29,568 I'm saving up to buy my dad a mystery kite for his birthday. 277 00:09:29,719 --> 00:09:31,811 It comes with a blindfold that you can't take off 278 00:09:31,980 --> 00:09:33,220 until it's up in the air. 279 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,631 Well, time to go to work. Shall we? 280 00:09:34,649 --> 00:09:37,801 Actually, um, I'm gonna go check the "you are here" 281 00:09:37,894 --> 00:09:39,393 on the mall directory map real quick. 282 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,745 I don't think I'm there. 283 00:09:40,972 --> 00:09:43,081 All right, see you later, sweet Sir Tobin of Hamelot. 284 00:09:43,308 --> 00:09:44,231 See you. 285 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:45,809 I'll take this 8 Ball ring, please. 286 00:09:45,827 --> 00:09:47,977 It's a surprise for my boyfriend. (chuckles) 287 00:09:47,996 --> 00:09:50,071 Yeah, well, here's a surprise for you, honey, 288 00:09:50,165 --> 00:09:51,256 I don't really care. 289 00:09:51,407 --> 00:09:52,591 I see what 290 00:09:52,742 --> 00:09:54,408 you're saying about creating a whole new category 291 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:56,595 of handsome guys called Tank Top Tonys. 292 00:09:56,746 --> 00:09:58,004 Oh, hey, there's that truck 293 00:09:58,081 --> 00:09:59,764 -you like. Wolf? -(sensual music playing) 294 00:09:59,991 --> 00:10:01,991 Oingo boingo. 295 00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:03,250 Babe? 296 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,770 Are you there, God? It's me, horny. 297 00:10:05,997 --> 00:10:07,254 Wolf, stop! 298 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,498 -(screams, grunts) -(gasps) 299 00:10:08,516 --> 00:10:10,925 -Babe, you okay? -Oh, no, my bones. 300 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:12,335 Well, Judy, I say 301 00:10:12,354 --> 00:10:13,761 you ought to just kiss Gill. 302 00:10:13,855 --> 00:10:16,448 He has such a gentle energy, like an anesthetized owl. 303 00:10:16,675 --> 00:10:19,342 Ew, Alyson, no. I'm not kissing Gill or an owl. 304 00:10:19,361 --> 00:10:21,194 Unless it was, like-like, a dangerous owl 305 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,513 that rode a motorcycle and called me "Judy Baby." 306 00:10:23,606 --> 00:10:26,516 Mm-kay, that could be something, that could be something for me. 307 00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:28,351 -Judy. -Oh, hey, Dad. -Hello, Beef. 308 00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:29,794 I was just telling Judy about the benefits 309 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:32,780 of dating nice guys and... Hey, that gives me an idea. 310 00:10:32,874 --> 00:10:35,133 Would you like to go to the Fall Frenzy Dance with me? 311 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,693 -Um... -ALANIS: Oh, no. 312 00:10:36,711 --> 00:10:38,303 Your Dad said yes, didn't he? 313 00:10:38,530 --> 00:10:39,620 You bet he did. 314 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,122 He was in the frenzy up to his french fries. 315 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:43,475 Three dates. A classic father four-way. 316 00:10:43,626 --> 00:10:44,643 Judy, that sounds weird. 317 00:10:44,870 --> 00:10:47,220 -You're telling me. -So, what happened next? 318 00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:48,872 And when are you gonna spill about Gill? 319 00:10:48,965 --> 00:10:51,057 Oh, I'd love to tell you about it, I just-- 320 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,709 I'm so into that, but I... I have to pee. 321 00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:55,561 Really? You're not just saying that to avoid telling me? 322 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:58,047 No. I really have to pee. And I also have to poop, 323 00:10:58,141 --> 00:11:00,249 and it's all-- it's a lot. So, I'll be right back. 324 00:11:00,251 --> 00:11:01,809 I didn't need to know about the poop. 325 00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,620 JUDY: Hey, don't be a prude, Alanis. 326 00:11:07,316 --> 00:11:09,167 -Okay, I'm back. -Wonderful. Now, let's buckle down 327 00:11:09,394 --> 00:11:11,060 and hear how Gill managed to kiss you. 328 00:11:11,079 --> 00:11:12,912 Yes... girl. (laughs) 329 00:11:13,064 --> 00:11:14,597 I can't wait to tell you that, but first, 330 00:11:14,599 --> 00:11:16,157 let me tell you a little bit more about Ham. 331 00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:18,751 Before we knew it, it was the night of the dance. 332 00:11:18,904 --> 00:11:19,903 And so, Crispin, 333 00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:22,071 I offer you this ring as a token... 334 00:11:22,090 --> 00:11:23,573 Hey, Ham, we're-- 335 00:11:23,591 --> 00:11:25,684 Oh, my goodness, is that a ring? (gasps) 336 00:11:25,835 --> 00:11:28,077 -Are you proposing? -What? No. 337 00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:30,504 Crispin just liked this ring at the mall, so I got it for him. 338 00:11:30,598 --> 00:11:32,916 Wait, do you think he's gonna think I'm proposing? 339 00:11:33,009 --> 00:11:35,009 Is this too much? Oh, God. 340 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,010 You getting hitched? 341 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,178 (scoffs) Seriously, 342 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,679 can everyone stop saying that? 343 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,533 It's just a $19 ring I bought for my boyfriend for fun. 344 00:11:41,684 --> 00:11:44,185 Oh, why couldn't he have just liked an anklet? 345 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,854 Ham, relax. It'll be fine. He'll love it. 346 00:11:46,948 --> 00:11:48,281 Don't do that thing 347 00:11:48,433 --> 00:11:49,949 where you let absolutely everyone get in your head. 348 00:11:50,101 --> 00:11:53,044 Oh, God, do I do that? You're right, I do do that. 349 00:11:53,271 --> 00:11:54,879 Oh, why do I do that?! 350 00:11:55,106 --> 00:11:56,530 Ham, remember what tonight is. 351 00:11:56,624 --> 00:11:58,883 You're frenzying. Don't make me pinch you. 352 00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:00,610 -Please pinch me. -I'll do it. 353 00:12:00,628 --> 00:12:02,111 Ow. Damn it. (sighs) 354 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,780 That's much better. Thank you, Moon. 355 00:12:03,782 --> 00:12:04,964 No prob. 356 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:06,391 BEEF: Children, 357 00:12:06,468 --> 00:12:08,785 before we go in, I need a little dating advice. 358 00:12:08,878 --> 00:12:12,121 I'm afraid that I have fallen into a frenzy hole 359 00:12:12,123 --> 00:12:13,306 of epic proportions. 360 00:12:13,458 --> 00:12:14,958 What are you talking about, Dad? 361 00:12:14,976 --> 00:12:17,051 I accidentally said yes to three dates. 362 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,929 GILL: Step one, show Judy my fingernails. 363 00:12:19,981 --> 00:12:21,406 -Very clean. -(gasps) 364 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:24,725 (stammers) Sorry, Dad, we're gonna have to help you later. 365 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,652 Right now, I need everybody to form a circle around me 366 00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:28,580 and walk me into the building in a protective huddle 367 00:12:28,731 --> 00:12:30,807 that will not let any outsider's lips anywhere near me. 368 00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:32,308 -Copy that, Judy. -But, guys, 369 00:12:32,327 --> 00:12:34,160 I'm about to be a total doof in there. 370 00:12:34,329 --> 00:12:36,496 Yeah, well, doof it up, Dad. It's Fall Frenzy. 371 00:12:36,648 --> 00:12:38,648 Okay, we're about halfway there and... 372 00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:42,260 -Lordy, Lordy, look who's corny. -(sensual music playing) 373 00:12:42,411 --> 00:12:44,245 -Wolf. -I'm just gonna go stand near it. 374 00:12:44,339 --> 00:12:45,746 I-I'll be careful, I-I promise. 375 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,173 All right, but I'm coming with you. 376 00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:48,582 You aren't safe near that cob. 377 00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:49,993 But, guys, I need you. 378 00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:51,828 It's Fall Frenzy, Judy. You said it yourself. 379 00:12:51,921 --> 00:12:55,331 Ugh. Fine. Moon, Ham, can you continue to shuffle me in? 380 00:12:55,350 --> 00:12:59,185 Let the continued sister shuffling commence. 381 00:12:59,337 --> 00:13:02,113 Hmm... Maybe if I see any of my dates tonight, 382 00:13:02,265 --> 00:13:04,282 I'll just say, "Draculas," and point. 383 00:13:04,509 --> 00:13:07,176 Ah, no. Then they'll turn to where I'm pointing, 384 00:13:07,195 --> 00:13:09,178 and they'll see there are no Draculas. 385 00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:11,105 I could say, "The president needs me," 386 00:13:11,199 --> 00:13:12,624 and pretend to talk into my cell phone. 387 00:13:12,775 --> 00:13:15,960 (grunts) If only I were someone else tonight. 388 00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:17,611 Maybe that's it. 389 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,964 Maybe I should just claim to be someone named... Derek, 390 00:13:20,116 --> 00:13:21,557 and run away politely. 391 00:13:21,559 --> 00:13:23,543 All right, that's the plan. I'll just stay calm 392 00:13:23,695 --> 00:13:24,861 -and... -Beef? 393 00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:27,121 No, I'm Derek. Politely. 394 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,957 Okay, guys, if you could just shuffle me over to Kima. 395 00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:31,643 Hey. Crispin. 396 00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:33,703 -Russell, Henry. -Guys, no, I... 397 00:13:33,721 --> 00:13:37,131 -Oh, hi, Judy. -ALANIS: Wait, so he didn't show you 398 00:13:37,225 --> 00:13:38,650 -his very clean fingernails? -Nope. 399 00:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,151 And he didn't do step two, either, 400 00:13:40,378 --> 00:13:41,986 which was, "tell her I know what CVS means." 401 00:13:42,213 --> 00:13:44,380 -What does it mean? -Well, I guess I'll never know. 402 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:46,215 And he also didn't do number six, 403 00:13:46,309 --> 00:13:47,383 which was, "wink and twirl." 404 00:13:47,402 --> 00:13:48,976 I mean, I was standing right there. 405 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,236 Huh. So it was like he... 406 00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:51,812 Lost interest in kissing me. 407 00:13:51,906 --> 00:13:55,074 Did something change about me in the last couple days? (gasps) 408 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,894 Do I have a piece of buttered toast stuck to my back again? 409 00:13:57,987 --> 00:13:59,170 Don't let your guard down, Judy. 410 00:13:59,397 --> 00:14:00,505 He's probably just biding his time. 411 00:14:00,656 --> 00:14:03,824 Uh-oh. He's on the move. He's... he's... huh. 412 00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:05,418 He's just heading to the soup station. 413 00:14:05,494 --> 00:14:07,846 He's getting a handful of gazpacho, 414 00:14:07,997 --> 00:14:09,255 like with his actual hands. 415 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:12,091 But what about his "fingernails, very clean"? 416 00:14:12,243 --> 00:14:14,352 Ah, there you are, I've been looking all over for... 417 00:14:14,503 --> 00:14:16,337 Not now, Dell. The president needs me 418 00:14:16,431 --> 00:14:18,172 because there are so many Draculas. 419 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,599 -What? -Go for Derek. 420 00:14:19,751 --> 00:14:21,359 -Hey, Beef. -Sorry, Alyson, can't talk. 421 00:14:21,510 --> 00:14:25,029 What's that, sir? The Draculas are in the White House? 422 00:14:25,106 --> 00:14:26,272 What in the world? 423 00:14:26,424 --> 00:14:28,758 -What do you have there? -This? 424 00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:29,942 Oh, it's my hand. 425 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,611 I use it for all kinds of stuff, 426 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,614 like... this... and, um, that. 427 00:14:34,766 --> 00:14:37,600 All right. You want to get our picture taken? 428 00:14:37,619 --> 00:14:38,768 We could do a wacky one. 429 00:14:38,861 --> 00:14:40,453 Oh, wow, the bathroom line is short, 430 00:14:40,605 --> 00:14:42,881 maybe I'll go take advantage of that. Be right back. 431 00:14:43,032 --> 00:14:44,774 (Ham sighs) 432 00:14:44,776 --> 00:14:47,201 -What do you got there? -Oh, it's a ring for my boyfriend. 433 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,113 -Proposing, huh? -What-- No. Absolutely not. 434 00:14:50,131 --> 00:14:52,448 I'm 17, and I'm not gonna let 435 00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:53,874 someone else get in my head about this. 436 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:57,286 I got married at 17 to my high school sweetheart, Trishup. 437 00:14:57,380 --> 00:15:00,047 My angel. Thought it was love. 438 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,382 And it wasn't? 439 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,459 I mean, it might've started that way, 440 00:15:03,478 --> 00:15:05,552 but we never sowed our wild oats. 441 00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:07,054 We came to resent each other. 442 00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:09,132 Next thing you know, she was spending all her time 443 00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:11,743 at the Square Dance Saloon, and I was building a truck 444 00:15:11,894 --> 00:15:13,394 that looked like a big ear of corn, 445 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,471 just driving it around to get some space. 446 00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:18,732 Oh, no, from Trishup, your angel? 447 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:20,585 Yup. Do yourself a favor, son. 448 00:15:20,736 --> 00:15:22,645 If you love this guy, let him go. 449 00:15:22,738 --> 00:15:26,240 Oh, God, really? Y-You think I should break up with him? 450 00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:28,909 It's like Bobby Frost said, "Nothing gold can stay." 451 00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:31,412 -(groans) -All right, got to go send the fudge to the sludge. 452 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,157 Oh, God, he did it. He got in my head. 453 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,083 You got to calm down, Ham. 454 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,843 Oh, I'm gonna pinch myself. Ow! 455 00:15:37,938 --> 00:15:39,938 Nope. Didn't work. Still freaking out. 456 00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:42,165 Once we're through the doors, we load the desserts 457 00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:44,167 in the sled and head due east. 458 00:15:44,185 --> 00:15:45,759 By the time they realize what we've done, 459 00:15:45,853 --> 00:15:47,520 these desserts will be in an offshore account 460 00:15:47,689 --> 00:15:49,188 in the Cayman Islands. 461 00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:52,358 Beef? Please, Beef, turn around. 462 00:15:53,102 --> 00:15:56,621 We've put together what happened here tonight. The three dates. 463 00:15:56,772 --> 00:16:00,441 I am so sorry. I've never had to say no to a date before. 464 00:16:00,535 --> 00:16:02,460 Except one time in elementary school, 465 00:16:02,611 --> 00:16:04,611 when a young lady asked if I wanted to watch her uncle 466 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,190 read the Bible to his pigs. So, I was... 467 00:16:07,283 --> 00:16:10,376 -Flummoxed. Beef, we're not angry. -You're not? 468 00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:12,528 We all know you're a really nice guy. 469 00:16:12,547 --> 00:16:15,306 And it's Fall Frenzy. This is what happens. 470 00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:17,008 Besides, the three of us have been having 471 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,718 a really great time talking. 472 00:16:18,870 --> 00:16:21,037 Turns out, we have a lot in common. We all love to read. 473 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,388 And none of us plays the harp, 474 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,148 but we each have one in our homes. 475 00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:25,875 And, turns out, we all have tattoos 476 00:16:25,893 --> 00:16:27,393 of Tweety Bird near our butt cracks. 477 00:16:27,545 --> 00:16:28,302 Oh, my. 478 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,046 Anyway, Beef, we came over here 479 00:16:30,048 --> 00:16:30,989 to ask you to dance. 480 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,806 With... all three of you? 481 00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:36,902 Why not? The lake's not frozen over yet, and neither are we. 482 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,904 Well, I am in menopause, 483 00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:40,832 if that's what that's a metaphor for. 484 00:16:40,983 --> 00:16:44,318 All right, then, let's Frenzy. 485 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:47,154 WOLF: I can't believe he left the window open for us 486 00:16:47,323 --> 00:16:50,249 to climb in. Rookie mistake when Wolf's around. 487 00:16:50,401 --> 00:16:51,567 -Huh. -Huh, what? 488 00:16:51,660 --> 00:16:53,402 I thought that if I ever got in the Corn Caddy, 489 00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:55,404 I'd never want to leave, or maybe I'd die, 490 00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:57,089 but I think seeing the truck 491 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,924 from the inside might've cured me. 492 00:16:59,077 --> 00:17:00,259 Woo. I'm just gonna let a little more 493 00:17:00,411 --> 00:17:01,744 cool air in here, my Corny Sigourney. 494 00:17:01,763 --> 00:17:03,246 -(alarm blaring) -(gasps) 495 00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:06,649 -(screaming) -Let's go, let's go. Go, go, go, go, go, go. 496 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,512 -(Honeybee screams) -WOLF: Go, go, go, go, go, go. 497 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,679 -My Corn Caddy. -I'm sorry. I panicked. 498 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:13,773 I'm panicking. 499 00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:15,091 Crispin, here, I bought you that ring, 500 00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:17,035 and I am breaking up with you. 501 00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:19,353 -Wait, stop. -What is it? 502 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:22,098 You skipped over the part about how Gill managed to kiss you. 503 00:17:22,116 --> 00:17:24,433 -Oh. Did I? -Yes, and you have to tell me. 504 00:17:24,452 --> 00:17:26,377 Uh, yeah. Want to tell you about that. 505 00:17:26,454 --> 00:17:28,588 Fully cannot wait, but first, I have to tell you 506 00:17:28,697 --> 00:17:31,440 how the dessert table started acting absolutely 507 00:17:31,534 --> 00:17:33,885 -haunted as hell. -The desserts are deserting us. 508 00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:36,220 Oh, hello, Moon. 509 00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:38,447 Quinn. You heisted our heist. 510 00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:40,466 Fair play. The desserts are yours. 511 00:17:40,618 --> 00:17:42,876 Or maybe there's a deal to be struck. 512 00:17:42,970 --> 00:17:44,120 Go on. 513 00:17:44,122 --> 00:17:46,122 You see, the beaver brownie leftovers 514 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:47,456 come home with my family. 515 00:17:47,625 --> 00:17:50,068 Your heist endangered my score, so... 516 00:17:50,295 --> 00:17:51,552 You did what you had to do. 517 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,404 But I have nowhere to hide all these desserts, 518 00:17:53,631 --> 00:17:56,240 so I want in on your deal and on your friendship. 519 00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:59,468 My friends Lola and Corinne got really into makeup 520 00:17:59,562 --> 00:18:02,563 and a website called "Bunches of Boys" this year, 521 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:05,249 and no judgement, but that is not how I ride. 522 00:18:05,476 --> 00:18:07,085 I think we could make that work. 523 00:18:07,236 --> 00:18:09,587 Oh, my God, I think they're in love. 524 00:18:09,738 --> 00:18:12,315 Shut it, Russell. We still have a job to do. 525 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,908 -Yes, sir. -Let's cake and bake. 526 00:18:15,002 --> 00:18:16,335 Ham, what's going on? 527 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,004 -Do you really want to break up with me? -No. 528 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,414 -God, no. -Well, then...? 529 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,008 Well, I bought you that 8 Ball ring at the mall, 530 00:18:23,161 --> 00:18:24,251 but then Judy and Moon got in my head 531 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,511 thinking you would think I was proposing. 532 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:28,180 And then there was a man in line for the bathroom 533 00:18:28,333 --> 00:18:29,590 who said if we did wind up staying together 534 00:18:29,684 --> 00:18:31,334 and getting married, then someday, I would 535 00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:33,111 have to watch the lovelight die in your eyes, and... 536 00:18:33,262 --> 00:18:34,837 and I don't want you to ever have to go down 537 00:18:34,856 --> 00:18:37,340 to the Square Dance Saloon just to get away from me. 538 00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:40,100 Ham, no disrespect to your siblings, 539 00:18:40,194 --> 00:18:41,619 or to a man you met in the bathroom line, 540 00:18:41,846 --> 00:18:44,363 but I know you just bought me that ring 'cause I liked it. 541 00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:47,683 Also, I mean, my parents met in high school 542 00:18:47,702 --> 00:18:49,518 and then got married, and... they're still together. 543 00:18:49,537 --> 00:18:50,853 Everybody's different. 544 00:18:51,022 --> 00:18:53,447 Our future's like the dolphins in the Magic Eye poster. 545 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:57,635 We'll see it eventually, and it'll probably be breathtaking. 546 00:18:57,862 --> 00:18:59,211 -Mm. -Mm. 547 00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:00,621 -So, can I still have the ring? -Of course. 548 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:04,642 So, ring, will Ham and I be together forever? 549 00:19:06,537 --> 00:19:08,795 And then that was that. The Fall Frenzy was over and... 550 00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:11,816 -Judy... -(grunts) Fine. I'll tell you about the kiss. 551 00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:13,133 ♪ ♪ 552 00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:15,969 You know what, guys? Uh... I'll be right back. 553 00:19:16,063 --> 00:19:17,638 Um, hey, Gill? 554 00:19:17,715 --> 00:19:20,491 -Oh, hey, Judy. -Can I ask you something? 555 00:19:20,643 --> 00:19:24,144 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, Amelia found this? 556 00:19:24,238 --> 00:19:25,554 -I'm so embarrassed. -Gill. Gill. 557 00:19:25,648 --> 00:19:27,498 It's okay, Judy, if you never want to see me again. 558 00:19:27,725 --> 00:19:30,059 Gill, that's not-- No, that's not what I'm saying. 559 00:19:30,077 --> 00:19:31,394 -It's just, um... -Yeah? 560 00:19:31,412 --> 00:19:33,671 Why didn't you do it? The plan? 561 00:19:33,898 --> 00:19:35,398 I mean, you didn't even try. 562 00:19:35,416 --> 00:19:38,158 Did you stop thinking I was that great? 563 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:41,495 Judy, no. This plan is from my vision journal. 564 00:19:41,589 --> 00:19:43,255 I also have plans in there for how to make 565 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,349 my hamster Peanut Butter part android, 566 00:19:45,501 --> 00:19:47,576 and how to get Paul Newman to give me a piggyback ride. 567 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,762 And he's not even alive, Judy. What am I gonna do? 568 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:53,024 Dig up his body, and get his skeleton to ride me around? 569 00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:55,935 The point is, these plans are... 570 00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:58,529 they're not real. They're just... 571 00:19:58,681 --> 00:20:01,106 my wildest, wildest dreams. 572 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,275 So, your wildest, wildest dream 573 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:05,928 is that someday you'll get to kiss me? 574 00:20:06,021 --> 00:20:06,946 Yeah. 575 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,356 Ah, freak it, it's the Frenzy. 576 00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:11,024 -Mm. -Mm. 577 00:20:11,118 --> 00:20:12,359 (grunting) 578 00:20:12,437 --> 00:20:14,103 Oh, that's why you didn't want to tell me, 579 00:20:14,121 --> 00:20:15,546 because you kissed him. 580 00:20:15,698 --> 00:20:19,124 Yeah, but it wasn't... I mean, it was just... Fall Frenzy. 581 00:20:19,277 --> 00:20:22,035 Stuff happens. You know, autumn if you got 'em. 582 00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,554 -Yeah, uh-huh. -And then, 583 00:20:23,706 --> 00:20:25,965 the ice freezes over and so do the feelings, 584 00:20:26,117 --> 00:20:27,116 and then we never talk about them 585 00:20:27,134 --> 00:20:28,117 or think about them ever again. 586 00:20:28,135 --> 00:20:29,876 Okay. If you say so. 587 00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:32,379 Yeah, I do say so. I do. Now, if you'll excuse me, 588 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,548 I have to hit the hay. It's been a very long day, 589 00:20:34,642 --> 00:20:37,068 and also, frankly, I have to poop some more. 590 00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:39,070 All right, m'Judy. Have fun pooping. 591 00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,888 I will. You, too. 592 00:20:41,983 --> 00:20:43,991 ♪ ♪ 593 00:20:58,332 --> 00:21:00,407 ♪ Drop into the Gill Zone ♪ 594 00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:03,836 ♪ If you want to get that girl ♪ 595 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,821 ♪ Boy, you got to wink and twirl ♪ 596 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,247 ♪ She is closer than you think ♪ 597 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:08,507 ♪ Just give a twirl and wink ♪ 598 00:21:08,659 --> 00:21:09,875 ♪ Got to tell her ♪ 599 00:21:10,027 --> 00:21:11,251 ♪ What she means ♪ 600 00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:12,995 ♪ Show her how your nails are clean ♪ 601 00:21:12,997 --> 00:21:14,272 ♪ And you can make her all your own ♪ 602 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,831 ♪ Drop into the Gill Zone ♪ 603 00:21:15,924 --> 00:21:17,308 ♪ Did I tell you about the time ♪ 604 00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:19,184 ♪ I found a mushroom in my bed? ♪ 605 00:21:19,337 --> 00:21:20,778 ♪ If you're wondering what's that sound ♪ 606 00:21:21,005 --> 00:21:22,613 ♪ It's probably me inside your head ♪ 607 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:24,523 ♪ Saying, "You'll never have to be alone ♪ 608 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,192 ♪ You dropped into the Gill Zone." ♪ 609 00:21:27,345 --> 00:21:29,194 You want to know what CVS stands for? 610 00:21:29,347 --> 00:21:30,437 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 611 00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,014 and TOYOTA. 612 00:21:32,107 --> 00:21:33,624 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org