1 00:00:01,393 --> 00:00:04,745 -♪ Look up there ♪ -♪ What do you see? ♪ 2 00:00:04,897 --> 00:00:06,154 ♪ Nature and stuff ♪ 3 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:07,822 -♪ Like a rock ♪ -♪ And a tree ♪ 4 00:00:07,916 --> 00:00:10,400 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 5 00:00:10,419 --> 00:00:13,828 ♪ Way up here, you can breathe the air ♪ 6 00:00:13,922 --> 00:00:15,180 ♪ Catch some fish ♪ 7 00:00:15,332 --> 00:00:17,407 ♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪ 8 00:00:17,426 --> 00:00:18,183 ♪ Wow ♪ 9 00:00:18,335 --> 00:00:21,245 ♪ Oh, the Great North ♪ 10 00:00:21,263 --> 00:00:22,837 ♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪ 11 00:00:22,931 --> 00:00:24,248 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 12 00:00:24,341 --> 00:00:26,250 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 13 00:00:26,343 --> 00:00:29,695 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 14 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,365 (cheering) 15 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:37,202 JUDY: Be right back. I got to pee. 16 00:00:37,354 --> 00:00:38,871 I'll pause it so you don't miss anything. 17 00:00:39,022 --> 00:00:40,764 Uh, that's okay, Dad. I've already seen 18 00:00:40,857 --> 00:00:43,191 the delightful comedic independent film Enough Said, 19 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,769 about the difficulties of life after divorce. 20 00:00:45,862 --> 00:00:47,287 (short chuckle) Many times. 21 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,456 You always make us watch it when it's your pick on movie night. 22 00:00:49,533 --> 00:00:51,717 So, no need to... Okay, and you did pause it. 23 00:00:51,868 --> 00:00:53,535 So, that's perfect, thank you. 24 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:54,611 No offense, Mr. Tobin, 25 00:00:54,704 --> 00:00:56,704 but I'm not sure I really get this movie. 26 00:00:56,799 --> 00:00:58,057 Moon said we were gonna watch 27 00:00:58,284 --> 00:00:59,541 Maze Runner Two: The Scorch Trials. 28 00:00:59,635 --> 00:01:02,636 Yeah, sorry, I forgot it was Dad's pick this week. 29 00:01:02,788 --> 00:01:05,230 There is no greater scorch trial, young Henry, 30 00:01:05,382 --> 00:01:06,565 than searching for new love 31 00:01:06,792 --> 00:01:08,400 in the bitter sands of a painful divorce. 32 00:01:08,627 --> 00:01:12,571 Beef, Enough Said is really your favorite movie of all time? 33 00:01:12,722 --> 00:01:14,298 Yes, and it's not even close. 34 00:01:14,316 --> 00:01:16,575 I've pre-chiseled my gravestone to simply read 35 00:01:16,726 --> 00:01:18,151 "Beef Tobin: Enough Said." 36 00:01:18,304 --> 00:01:20,895 My favorite movie is alcohol. Yum, yum, yum. 37 00:01:20,915 --> 00:01:22,915 Ah, Judy has returned. Let's resume the movie. 38 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:24,249 -(knocking on door) -Wonderful. 39 00:01:24,401 --> 00:01:25,417 Oh, hey. Someone's at the door. 40 00:01:25,527 --> 00:01:27,402 Thank God. I mean, I'll get it. 41 00:01:27,421 --> 00:01:29,254 -Hi, Mrs. Tuntley. -Hi, Judy. 42 00:01:29,406 --> 00:01:31,665 I scurried over to get Henry ASAP 'cause a sudden ice storm 43 00:01:31,834 --> 00:01:33,984 -is about to hit Lone Moose. I want to get him home -Oh. 44 00:01:34,077 --> 00:01:36,411 before the storm freezes the roads and... 45 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,487 ALL: Aah! 46 00:01:37,581 --> 00:01:39,306 MRS. TUNTLEY: ...knocks out the power. 47 00:01:40,826 --> 00:01:42,008 I got an alert on my phone. 48 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:43,585 The state troopers are closing down the roads. 49 00:01:43,604 --> 00:01:45,437 But I bet I could flash a little leg at 'em 50 00:01:45,664 --> 00:01:46,830 and they'd let me by. 51 00:01:46,849 --> 00:01:48,440 (laughs) The old Tuntley tease. 52 00:01:48,667 --> 00:01:50,442 I don't think leaving is a good idea. 53 00:01:50,644 --> 00:01:51,835 It's pretty grim out there. 54 00:01:51,854 --> 00:01:53,003 And with how frozen the roads are, 55 00:01:53,021 --> 00:01:54,596 I doubt anybody's gonna be getting out 56 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,173 to fix the power any time soon. 57 00:01:56,342 --> 00:01:57,616 We better hunker down. 58 00:01:57,767 --> 00:01:59,860 Oh, boy. Should we put all the guests in the panic room 59 00:01:59,954 --> 00:02:01,528 and have them lock it from the inside? 60 00:02:01,605 --> 00:02:03,789 -What? Why? -It's just that, historically, 61 00:02:03,940 --> 00:02:06,516 when we've been cooped up for too long with no power, 62 00:02:06,535 --> 00:02:07,851 we Tobins go a little... 63 00:02:07,870 --> 00:02:09,536 Mm. Mm-hmm, yeah. What's that phrase? Um... 64 00:02:09,688 --> 00:02:11,964 (raspy voice): Stabby, stabby, kill, kill. 65 00:02:12,115 --> 00:02:13,948 Now, now, no need to scare our friends. 66 00:02:14,042 --> 00:02:16,284 It's been years since Moon even tried to cook 67 00:02:16,362 --> 00:02:17,785 any of you over an open flame. 68 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:21,381 Let's just all agree to honor the Tobin Ice Storm Accords. 69 00:02:21,533 --> 00:02:23,291 What are the Tobin Ice Storm Accords? 70 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,626 Oh, uh, after the last one, 71 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,645 we all signed that piece of paper on the fridge 72 00:02:26,796 --> 00:02:28,054 and it just says, 73 00:02:28,149 --> 00:02:29,982 "Act normal until the power comes back on!" 74 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:31,984 So, yeah, no yelling, no food fights, 75 00:02:32,135 --> 00:02:34,135 and no giving each other revenge haircuts. 76 00:02:34,155 --> 00:02:35,687 No wet willies or dry willies. 77 00:02:35,914 --> 00:02:39,232 No pretending to be a Dracula until half of us are crying. 78 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,141 Sorry. 79 00:02:40,235 --> 00:02:41,309 And absolutely no holding 80 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:43,220 of sham bushiest beard competitions 81 00:02:43,238 --> 00:02:44,646 that only one person can win. 82 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:46,481 That was no sham. I won by a mile. 83 00:02:46,558 --> 00:02:47,891 But you don't have to worry about that, 84 00:02:48,026 --> 00:02:50,836 as I am also a signatory to the accords. 85 00:02:50,987 --> 00:02:52,062 And besides, 86 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,413 there's plenty of food in the kitchen, 87 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,582 more in the deep freezer, we have a couple laptops 88 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:58,326 we can finish watching the best movie of all time on, 89 00:02:58,420 --> 00:02:59,678 and according to the Tivvy here, 90 00:02:59,905 --> 00:03:01,663 the closet full of sleeping bags-- 91 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,165 doo, doo, doo, doo, doop-- is still full of sleeping bags. 92 00:03:04,185 --> 00:03:07,019 -What's the Tivvy? -Oh that's the Tobin family inventory. 93 00:03:07,170 --> 00:03:09,337 It's where Dad keeps a carefully organized list 94 00:03:09,431 --> 00:03:11,839 of every single item in the house. 95 00:03:11,934 --> 00:03:14,175 From triple-A batteries to our matching Christmas pajamas 96 00:03:14,269 --> 00:03:16,695 to the Funko Pop dolls of the entire cast of Damages 97 00:03:16,846 --> 00:03:18,697 that Wolf bought at an estate sale... 98 00:03:18,848 --> 00:03:20,106 Best $4,000 I ever spent. 99 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,758 If it's under this roof, the Tivvy has proof. 100 00:03:21,777 --> 00:03:23,109 This thing is crazy. 101 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:25,704 There's an Altoid tin with everybody's baby teeth in it 102 00:03:25,931 --> 00:03:27,948 on the top shelf of the southwestern bookcase 103 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:29,541 in the attic? Good to know. 104 00:03:29,768 --> 00:03:31,435 Ooh, Cheesecake, you and I can use the time 105 00:03:31,453 --> 00:03:34,104 -to practice our bo staffs. -Bo boys! 106 00:03:34,197 --> 00:03:35,455 Ooh, I'm staff-curious. 107 00:03:35,607 --> 00:03:37,549 Then get ready to get staff-serious. 108 00:03:37,776 --> 00:03:39,051 Yes, perfect. 109 00:03:39,202 --> 00:03:42,054 Everyone just find something to keep them occupied, 110 00:03:42,205 --> 00:03:44,556 and we'll weather this storm just fine. 111 00:03:45,634 --> 00:03:47,451 -(laptop playing indistinctly) -Hey, uh, Dad? 112 00:03:47,619 --> 00:03:49,578 Are you guys sure you can't turn the movie down? 113 00:03:49,580 --> 00:03:52,213 -Enough Said is enough loud. -(Cheesecake and Wolf grunting) 114 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:56,718 No, you can't adjust the volume on this 2004 Lenovo Thinkpad. 115 00:03:56,737 --> 00:04:00,221 -It's broken. -Okay, wonderful. 116 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:01,481 (grunting) 117 00:04:01,633 --> 00:04:04,559 Bo boys, please bo outside and freeze to death. 118 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,803 Sorry, Judy, there's absolutely bo way 119 00:04:06,822 --> 00:04:08,247 any of us are leaving the house right now. 120 00:04:08,398 --> 00:04:11,232 It's more slippery than an eel in suntan lotion out there. 121 00:04:11,326 --> 00:04:12,476 That's slippery as hell. 122 00:04:12,569 --> 00:04:14,569 Hey, guys. I think I mastered the spin. 123 00:04:14,663 --> 00:04:16,070 -(grunting) -(children gasping) 124 00:04:16,164 --> 00:04:17,905 Don't give up, Jer. Keep spinning. 125 00:04:17,925 --> 00:04:20,484 ALL THREE: Bo Boys! Bo Boys! Bo Boys! 126 00:04:20,502 --> 00:04:21,426 Aah! 127 00:04:21,653 --> 00:04:23,095 Guys, hush. We're watching a movie. 128 00:04:23,246 --> 00:04:24,321 Oh, no. 129 00:04:24,414 --> 00:04:25,672 HONEYBEE: Dang it. We still had half to go. 130 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,173 Now we'll never see her yell at the guy 131 00:04:27,326 --> 00:04:28,934 for not helping her carry the massage table upstairs. 132 00:04:29,011 --> 00:04:31,753 But you've already watched it, like, 20 times. 133 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,513 It's comforting. Not to worry. 134 00:04:33,665 --> 00:04:36,424 I believe we have one last laptop-- 135 00:04:36,518 --> 00:04:37,776 Kathleen's old Dell. 136 00:04:37,927 --> 00:04:40,279 Here we go. It's in a box in the cellar. 137 00:04:40,506 --> 00:04:41,505 I'll be right back. 138 00:04:41,598 --> 00:04:44,190 So, Dad is going to get another computer 139 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:45,450 to play Enough Said? 140 00:04:45,602 --> 00:04:47,677 Can't we talk him into watching something else? 141 00:04:47,771 --> 00:04:48,678 Anything else? 142 00:04:48,772 --> 00:04:49,846 Ah, we tried. 143 00:04:49,865 --> 00:04:51,790 But since it's been dark for three days, 144 00:04:51,941 --> 00:04:54,442 he keeps saying that technically it's still his movie night. 145 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,943 So, what-- we just have to sit here 146 00:04:56,038 --> 00:04:58,130 listening to the frigging movie 147 00:04:58,281 --> 00:04:59,998 about divorce again and again 148 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:01,858 until the stupid power comes back on?! 149 00:05:01,951 --> 00:05:04,285 -Not on my watch. -Everybody, calm down. 150 00:05:04,305 --> 00:05:05,712 Your father will be back in a second. 151 00:05:05,864 --> 00:05:06,863 Don't do anything crazy. 152 00:05:06,956 --> 00:05:08,140 Mrs. Tuntley's right. 153 00:05:08,216 --> 00:05:09,641 Let's not go insane in the To-brain. 154 00:05:09,793 --> 00:05:11,051 Ha-ha! Too late! 155 00:05:11,219 --> 00:05:14,479 Sounds like the crowd is restless for more Enough Said. 156 00:05:14,706 --> 00:05:16,706 Aha! There you are. 157 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:17,799 Great news, all. 158 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,059 I found Kathleen's old Dell 159 00:05:19,211 --> 00:05:20,802 right where the Tivvy said it would be, 160 00:05:20,896 --> 00:05:22,212 along with a spare battery 161 00:05:22,230 --> 00:05:23,822 and a cordless battery charger. 162 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,807 I bet we have enough juice to watch this wonderful story 163 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,493 of acceptance and redemption one and a half more... 164 00:05:28,645 --> 00:05:29,494 -(shattering) -(gasps) 165 00:05:29,646 --> 00:05:30,662 Ham. 166 00:05:30,814 --> 00:05:32,313 What have you done? 167 00:05:32,407 --> 00:05:34,499 You broke my Enough Said DVD? 168 00:05:34,651 --> 00:05:36,409 Did I? (giggling) 169 00:05:36,562 --> 00:05:38,670 Did I? (cackling) 170 00:05:38,822 --> 00:05:41,064 -I did. -Ham, not another word. 171 00:05:41,083 --> 00:05:42,415 You don't want to incriminate yourself 172 00:05:42,584 --> 00:05:44,250 any more than being caught red-handed 173 00:05:44,403 --> 00:05:46,011 and also confessing already has. 174 00:05:46,162 --> 00:05:48,738 Dad, a crime has been committed against you. 175 00:05:48,832 --> 00:05:49,848 Would you like to press charges? 176 00:05:49,999 --> 00:05:52,092 -I believe I would. -Yes. 177 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:53,760 Uh-oh. It's happening. 178 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,002 Do we need to look at 179 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,930 that Ice Accords piece of paper again? 180 00:05:57,082 --> 00:05:58,857 Ham, you better lawyer up, pal, 181 00:05:59,084 --> 00:06:01,267 'cause you got a date with Lady Justice. 182 00:06:01,420 --> 00:06:02,844 I'll get my gavel and robes. 183 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,679 What on Earth is going on? 184 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,273 We have a way of litigating our most egregious crimes 185 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,092 in this family, Mrs. Tuntley. 186 00:06:09,185 --> 00:06:11,853 Hold on to your boobs, 'cause it's about to get weird. 187 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,538 All rise. 188 00:06:13,765 --> 00:06:15,040 Are you wearing a garbage bag? 189 00:06:15,267 --> 00:06:17,434 Order. Order. 190 00:06:17,452 --> 00:06:19,294 Moon Court is now in session. 191 00:06:22,608 --> 00:06:25,108 -(gavel bangs) -MOON: Mr. Ham, do you have an attorney 192 00:06:25,127 --> 00:06:27,611 or would you like the court to appoint one for you? 193 00:06:27,629 --> 00:06:28,720 (giggles) 194 00:06:28,947 --> 00:06:30,780 No jury in the world would convict me. 195 00:06:30,799 --> 00:06:32,057 I'll take the case, Your Honor. 196 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:33,466 While I abhor the crime, 197 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,285 I believe everyone deserves a proper defense. 198 00:06:35,378 --> 00:06:36,636 Your Honor, I have a question. 199 00:06:36,713 --> 00:06:39,639 -I'll allow it. -What is happening right now? 200 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:40,974 I can answer that, Your Honor. 201 00:06:41,126 --> 00:06:42,216 I'll also allow that. 202 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:43,551 Moon Court is a Tobin family tradition 203 00:06:43,645 --> 00:06:45,219 in which interfamily disputes are resolved 204 00:06:45,313 --> 00:06:47,313 by holding a full trial, complete with a jury, lawyers, 205 00:06:47,466 --> 00:06:50,300 -and Judy is the courtroom stenographer. -Guilty. 206 00:06:50,318 --> 00:06:51,651 My first Moon Court was two months ago 207 00:06:51,820 --> 00:06:53,895 when Wolf accused me of leaving the toilet seat up, 208 00:06:54,063 --> 00:06:55,247 causing him to fall into the toilet 209 00:06:55,474 --> 00:06:56,581 in the middle of the night. 210 00:06:56,808 --> 00:06:57,974 He lost, badly. 211 00:06:57,993 --> 00:06:59,976 I couldn't get a fair trial of my peers 212 00:07:00,069 --> 00:07:02,087 because no one here is on my level. 213 00:07:02,164 --> 00:07:04,089 So, I'm guessing the rest of us are the jury? 214 00:07:04,166 --> 00:07:06,407 -Sustained. -Does he think that means yes? 215 00:07:06,501 --> 00:07:07,759 Sustained. 216 00:07:07,986 --> 00:07:09,335 And Wolf's wearing a hat that he wrote "bailiff" on. 217 00:07:09,430 --> 00:07:11,078 -So he's the bailiff. -Sustained. 218 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:13,006 Hey, only the judge gets to say sustained. 219 00:07:13,158 --> 00:07:14,991 -Objection, Your Honor. -Overruled. 220 00:07:15,084 --> 00:07:15,917 -Sustained. -Contempt. 221 00:07:16,085 --> 00:07:17,343 And if it pleases the court, 222 00:07:17,496 --> 00:07:20,680 I'd like to announce that I am also the prosecutor. 223 00:07:20,832 --> 00:07:22,089 It pleases the court very much. 224 00:07:22,184 --> 00:07:24,517 Why is Ham on trial? He confessed to the crime. 225 00:07:24,594 --> 00:07:26,853 Come on, Jerry. Haven't you ever seen a court show? 226 00:07:27,005 --> 00:07:28,188 It could turn out Ham didn't do it. 227 00:07:28,282 --> 00:07:30,282 He might have been coerced into a false confession. 228 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:32,859 Maybe they did a whole good cop/bad cop thing on me. 229 00:07:33,028 --> 00:07:33,768 Did they? 230 00:07:33,862 --> 00:07:35,044 -Did who? -Okay. 231 00:07:35,104 --> 00:07:36,362 My favorite part is the sentencing. 232 00:07:36,515 --> 00:07:38,198 Whatever Judge Moon rules, we have to do it. 233 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:40,459 One time, after being found guilty of buying himself 234 00:07:40,686 --> 00:07:43,036 a World's Greatest Dad mug, Moon sentenced Dad to sing 235 00:07:43,188 --> 00:07:45,205 the "Gatorade is Thirst Aid" jingle for a week 236 00:07:45,357 --> 00:07:46,948 whenever he took a sip of coffee. 237 00:07:47,042 --> 00:07:49,542 For that deep-down body thirst. 238 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:50,969 The jury may be seated. 239 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,379 Bailiff, direct them to the jury box. 240 00:07:53,532 --> 00:07:54,380 This rules. 241 00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:55,365 Sustained. 242 00:07:55,383 --> 00:07:56,808 WOLF: Ladies and gentlemen 243 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,201 of the jury, you're gonna be hearing 244 00:07:58,370 --> 00:08:00,145 a lot of big words today. 245 00:08:00,372 --> 00:08:02,814 Words like "code red," and "who ordered the code red?" 246 00:08:02,966 --> 00:08:04,649 -What's a code red? -It's a reference 247 00:08:04,726 --> 00:08:05,817 to the movie A Few Good Men. 248 00:08:06,044 --> 00:08:07,544 Tom Cruise at his absolute finest. 249 00:08:07,604 --> 00:08:09,713 I'm kind of acting like breaking the DVD was a code red. 250 00:08:09,806 --> 00:08:10,897 You'll catch on. 251 00:08:11,066 --> 00:08:13,233 As I was saying, you'll be hearing "code red." 252 00:08:13,385 --> 00:08:14,493 From me. A lot. 253 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:17,478 But one word you're not going to hear is "innocent." 254 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:19,146 You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. 255 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:21,057 Ham ordered the code red. I rest my case. 256 00:08:21,076 --> 00:08:24,577 So, how does Ham Tobin wind up in this court 257 00:08:24,746 --> 00:08:25,895 fighting for his life? 258 00:08:25,914 --> 00:08:28,656 (cackling) I can't wait to find out! 259 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:30,734 What happened here today wasn't the behavior 260 00:08:30,827 --> 00:08:32,252 of the Ham we know. Uh-uh. 261 00:08:32,404 --> 00:08:33,678 These were the actions 262 00:08:33,755 --> 00:08:36,515 of a young man who found himself trapped in this house 263 00:08:36,666 --> 00:08:37,774 like an animal caged, 264 00:08:37,776 --> 00:08:39,000 nothing to eat but peanut butter, 265 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,853 and nothing to eat it with but his fingers. 266 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,580 Objection. We have spoons. 267 00:08:43,582 --> 00:08:44,839 You can't object to a opening statement. 268 00:08:44,933 --> 00:08:46,249 I'll allow it. 269 00:08:46,418 --> 00:08:49,176 My point, ladies and gentlemen and child of the jury, 270 00:08:49,271 --> 00:08:50,436 is that a person like Ham 271 00:08:50,531 --> 00:08:52,772 doesn't simply turn to a life of crime. 272 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,233 No, no, no. Unless they are pushed. 273 00:08:55,460 --> 00:08:56,684 Someone else ordered the code red. 274 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:57,869 Ham was simply following orders. 275 00:08:58,096 --> 00:08:59,520 Follow the money. I rest my case. 276 00:08:59,614 --> 00:09:01,114 -Great job. -You too. 277 00:09:01,266 --> 00:09:04,025 -Love the maniacal laughter. -Aw, thank you. 278 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,436 Court will adjourn for a brief snack recess. 279 00:09:06,529 --> 00:09:08,362 I would instruct the jury to remain sequestered 280 00:09:08,456 --> 00:09:10,715 in the panic room and not to talk to the press 281 00:09:10,867 --> 00:09:12,533 or discuss the case with each other. 282 00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:15,128 -So, the trial is over? -No, it just started. 283 00:09:15,297 --> 00:09:16,963 But you both said "I rest my case." 284 00:09:17,115 --> 00:09:18,056 Because it's fun to say. 285 00:09:18,207 --> 00:09:19,540 But that means the trial is over. 286 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,709 -Objection. -You can't object to the jury. 287 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:22,786 -Can he? -Overruled. 288 00:09:22,879 --> 00:09:24,621 -Your Honor... -Sustained. 289 00:09:24,639 --> 00:09:26,047 And contempt. 290 00:09:26,215 --> 00:09:27,473 JERRYBEE: You know, 291 00:09:27,626 --> 00:09:29,142 I still don't understand why Ham... 292 00:09:29,294 --> 00:09:30,569 We can't discuss the case, Jerry. 293 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:31,811 Do you want to be held in contempt of court? 294 00:09:31,963 --> 00:09:33,888 Oh, okay. So everybody's lost it 295 00:09:33,982 --> 00:09:35,240 from being trapped for three days. 296 00:09:35,317 --> 00:09:36,741 That's fine. I'll just eat my cheese. 297 00:09:36,968 --> 00:09:38,410 -(knocking) -Hello. 298 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:39,986 I'm writing a frothy tell-all 299 00:09:40,138 --> 00:09:41,654 about the American criminal justice system 300 00:09:41,807 --> 00:09:44,082 and you are definitely not supposed to be talking to me 301 00:09:44,159 --> 00:09:45,399 about the case so, 302 00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:47,085 would you like to talk to me about the case? 303 00:09:47,312 --> 00:09:48,478 -Absolutely. -Oh, okay. 304 00:09:48,571 --> 00:09:50,071 So, now we are talking about the case? 305 00:09:50,165 --> 00:09:53,258 -Uh, yeah, we want to be famous. -Okay. Sure. 306 00:09:53,409 --> 00:09:54,759 MOON: This trial 307 00:09:54,836 --> 00:09:57,762 will now continue. Mr. Tobin, call your first witness. 308 00:09:57,914 --> 00:10:01,324 The prosecution would like to call Mrs. Tuntley to the stand. 309 00:10:01,343 --> 00:10:03,509 -But I'm in the jury. -Objection. 310 00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,270 Okay, then. Here I come. 311 00:10:05,497 --> 00:10:06,679 WOLF: Do you swear to tell the truth, 312 00:10:06,832 --> 00:10:07,939 the whole truth and nothing but the truth, 313 00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:09,274 -so help you Godzilla? -I do. 314 00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:11,109 Ma'am, please do a Godzilla voice. 315 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:12,444 (raspy voice): I do. 316 00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:14,779 Mrs. Tuntley, could you describe for the court 317 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,264 what Mr. Ham did to the Enough Said DVD? 318 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,508 I can tell you what he didn't do-- 319 00:10:18,601 --> 00:10:20,118 he didn't bother to wash the peanut butter 320 00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:23,196 off his hands before snapping that DVD into little pieces. 321 00:10:23,348 --> 00:10:24,347 Your witness, counselor. 322 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,273 Mrs. Tuntley, do you wear glasses? 323 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,775 Yes... 324 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,186 Tell me, what does it say on the big giant tablet thingie 325 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:31,445 held by the Statue of Liberty? 326 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:32,780 I... I don't know. 327 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:36,283 Really? The Statue of Liberty is 151 feet tall. 328 00:10:36,378 --> 00:10:38,637 Would you consider that large or small, Mrs. Tuntley? 329 00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:39,712 Large? 330 00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:41,622 (laughs) I think we all can agree on that. 331 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:45,310 Now, the big giant tablet alone is 23 feet tall. 332 00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:46,811 Are you telling me you can't read 333 00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:49,722 a 23-foot-tall copper tablet, Mrs. Tuntley? 334 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,132 I don't have it in front of me. 335 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,134 Okay, so you admit that you would need 336 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,045 a 23-foot-tall giant tablet to be right in front of you 337 00:10:56,139 --> 00:10:57,638 in order to be able to read it? 338 00:10:57,732 --> 00:10:59,324 Well, I-I-I... 339 00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:00,975 The tablet held by the Statue of Liberty 340 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,978 says "July 4, 1776," Mrs. Tuntley. 341 00:11:04,055 --> 00:11:07,557 Each letter of that sacred date is about eight feet tall. 342 00:11:07,575 --> 00:11:10,243 Now, if you can't read eight-foot-tall letters 343 00:11:10,412 --> 00:11:12,578 etched into metal and etched into history, 344 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:16,040 how could you possibly have seen my client do anything? 345 00:11:16,267 --> 00:11:17,342 Damn, she's good. 346 00:11:17,493 --> 00:11:18,677 Your Honor, this is all hearsay, follow the money, 347 00:11:18,828 --> 00:11:20,253 motion to strike the witness, motion to dismiss, 348 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,347 -I rest my case. -But do you? 349 00:11:22,498 --> 00:11:24,424 Wolf, do you have any further witnesses? 350 00:11:24,576 --> 00:11:25,833 The prosecution rests, Your Honor. 351 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,334 The defense also rests, Your Honor. 352 00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,912 Although I'm going to interrupt my own closing statement 353 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,079 with a surprise witness. 354 00:11:30,098 --> 00:11:32,465 -The court will now gasp. -(all gasping) 355 00:11:32,617 --> 00:11:33,841 WOLF: Your Honor, 356 00:11:33,935 --> 00:11:36,552 ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'll make this brief. 357 00:11:36,604 --> 00:11:37,678 Ham Tobin is guilty. 358 00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:40,198 He broke the DVD, his alibi is more slippery 359 00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:41,774 than an eel in suntan lotion, 360 00:11:41,927 --> 00:11:44,093 which, as we've established, is slippery as hell. 361 00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:46,095 -Do I even have an alibi? -You do not. 362 00:11:46,114 --> 00:11:47,430 And that's why you'll burn. 363 00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:49,432 Ham ordered the code red. You can handle the truth. 364 00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:51,284 -I rest my case. -(yells, growls) 365 00:11:51,453 --> 00:11:53,527 Counselor, don't control your client. 366 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,605 -Dad, help! -Order! Order! 367 00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:58,717 Miss Shaw-Tobin. Your closing statement, please. 368 00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:00,777 Your Honor, house guests of the jury, 369 00:12:00,795 --> 00:12:03,613 before we send this young man to his room for eternity, 370 00:12:03,706 --> 00:12:05,798 the defense would like to call a surprise witness. 371 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:09,060 -The defense calls Wolf Tobin. -Pelican's Briefs! 372 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,566 HONEYBEE: Mr. Tobin, please examine exhibit 373 00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:15,641 nine million. 374 00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,642 Tell us what you see. 375 00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:18,144 It's a broken shard of a DVD 376 00:12:18,296 --> 00:12:20,905 of the hit Nicole Holofcener movie Enough Said. 377 00:12:21,132 --> 00:12:22,723 Do you see teeth marks on the DVD? 378 00:12:22,817 --> 00:12:24,558 I'm not a CSI: Las Vegas, 379 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,911 but there do appear to be some kind of puncture wounds on it. 380 00:12:27,063 --> 00:12:28,972 But they look too small to be human. (chuckles) 381 00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:31,082 Unless you're suggesting that a baby bit the DVD. 382 00:12:31,234 --> 00:12:33,918 -He said a baby bit the DVD. -I love this guy. 383 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:36,162 Defense enters the Tobin family inventory-- 384 00:12:36,314 --> 00:12:38,906 commonly known as the Tivvy-- into evidence. 385 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,593 Mr. Wolf, please look at page 483, 386 00:12:41,744 --> 00:12:44,245 and read for us entry 3XB12. 387 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,931 It's a listing for an Altoid tin of baby teeth. 388 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,826 And if we were to open the Altoid tin right now, 389 00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:51,327 we know from the Tivvy that inside it 390 00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:54,347 we find baby teeth belonging to Ham, Judy, and Moon. 391 00:12:54,499 --> 00:12:55,923 Do you see where I'm going with this? 392 00:12:56,017 --> 00:12:58,109 (chuckles) I'm not a Law and Order: SVU. 393 00:12:58,261 --> 00:12:59,611 HONEYBEE: Now, Mr. Wolf, 394 00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:02,429 I'm gonna ask you to do something a little unusual. 395 00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:05,099 Could you humor us please and bite the DVD 396 00:13:05,193 --> 00:13:07,360 where you see these supposed puncture marks. 397 00:13:07,512 --> 00:13:08,453 Wha... Objection. 398 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:09,954 Uh, wh-what about the chain of custody? 399 00:13:10,031 --> 00:13:12,457 The witness will humor us, as instructed. 400 00:13:12,642 --> 00:13:13,625 Bite that DVD, Wolf. 401 00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:15,109 The court will now hear 402 00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,687 some more encouragement for the man to bite the DVD. 403 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:19,355 Press play on your lips, Wolf. 404 00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:20,781 Put the movie in your mouth. 405 00:13:20,859 --> 00:13:22,375 Chomp the disc, son. 406 00:13:22,527 --> 00:13:24,027 ♪ ♪ 407 00:13:24,045 --> 00:13:25,711 (whimpers) 408 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,196 I did it! Okay, I did it! 409 00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:29,623 I bit Enough Said. I betrayed my own father. 410 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,867 (crying) Oh, God. 411 00:13:30,885 --> 00:13:32,310 Okay, I like this now. This is fun. 412 00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:33,978 The reason Wolf's baby teeth 413 00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:36,205 aren't to be found in the Altoid tin 414 00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:37,464 is because Wolf Tobin 415 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,633 still has his baby teeth in his mouth. 416 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,893 He never grew adult teeth. 417 00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,046 And those tiny, precious little corn kernels 418 00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:45,398 match up perfectly with the bite marks on the DVD. 419 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:47,733 -Wolf ordered the code red. -(gasping, exclaiming) -Oh, no! 420 00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,143 I'm not guilty, Daddy! 421 00:13:49,237 --> 00:13:50,477 I hope you have a lawyer, 422 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,056 because you no longer have a father. 423 00:13:53,149 --> 00:13:54,724 MOON: Wolf Tobin, 424 00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:56,225 you stand accused of biting 425 00:13:56,394 --> 00:13:59,579 the Enough Said DVD in half with your precious little 426 00:13:59,731 --> 00:14:01,005 raspberry seed baby teeth. 427 00:14:01,232 --> 00:14:02,340 How do you plead? 428 00:14:02,491 --> 00:14:04,734 I plead insanity, Your Honor. 429 00:14:04,752 --> 00:14:06,419 -(all gasping) -Whoa! 430 00:14:06,571 --> 00:14:07,420 Ugh, we should've done that. 431 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,905 He's really stealing our thunder. 432 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:11,257 Mr. Wolf Tobin, do you have counsel? 433 00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:14,335 With your permission, I will be representing myself, Your Honor. 434 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,688 (chuckles) My permission? I insist. 435 00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,690 Did my client, Wolf Tobin, 436 00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,917 bite the DVD like a beautiful, 437 00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:23,603 intelligent, very cool wild animal? 438 00:14:23,771 --> 00:14:25,179 Yes. But as this defense 439 00:14:25,273 --> 00:14:27,365 will lay out over the next month and a half... 440 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,516 -Month and a half? Objection. -Overruled. 441 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,096 My client, me, had no choice but to bite that DVD. 442 00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:34,614 Was I insane? Yes. 443 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,857 But I bit that DVD to keep everyone else 444 00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:38,192 from also going insane. 445 00:14:38,361 --> 00:14:39,936 Also, Wolf's a hero, not all heroes wear capes, 446 00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:41,695 and I did not order the code red. 447 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:42,788 And I rest my case. 448 00:14:42,941 --> 00:14:43,956 Wolf, if that's your whole case 449 00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:45,699 I'm definitely going to find you guilty. 450 00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:49,036 Wait, I-I unrest. I have a bunch more case to do. 451 00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:50,296 Fine, but I have to pee. 452 00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,115 Court will recess for a pee break. 453 00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,374 If the jury needs to pee, 454 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,542 please sequester your pee to the panic room. 455 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,969 Habeas corpus. 456 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,790 Probably not supposed to say this to opposing counsel, 457 00:15:00,883 --> 00:15:02,734 but, uh, you make The Lincoln Lawyer 458 00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:04,477 look like the Lincoln Loser. 459 00:15:04,629 --> 00:15:06,404 You're not such a bad piece of evidence yourself, counselor. 460 00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:08,055 What do you say we take this rivalry 461 00:15:08,149 --> 00:15:10,074 from the courtroom to the bedroom? 462 00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:12,652 (short chuckle) Welp, this is going in my tell-all book. 463 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,061 Personally, I'm appalled, 464 00:15:14,155 --> 00:15:16,322 but it's exactly the kind of stuff that moves units. 465 00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:17,916 -(flushing) -I know it's kind of hack 466 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,459 to joke about not going in there, 467 00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:20,993 so I'm gonna be completely serious. 468 00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,328 Don't go in there. 469 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,755 WOLF: Defense would like to call 470 00:15:23,982 --> 00:15:25,572 the Bo Boys to the stand. 471 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,668 Mr. Cake, please describe what kind of man 472 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:29,910 Wolf Tobin is. 473 00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:31,429 And a reminder: you are under oath, sir. 474 00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,839 Wolf Tobin is a cool guy, a good friend, 475 00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,083 and a great Bo Boy, Your Majesty. 476 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,344 Now, Mr. Jerry, how would you describe 477 00:15:38,496 --> 00:15:39,920 Wolf's relationship with his father? 478 00:15:40,047 --> 00:15:41,497 Very close. I've heard Wolf 479 00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:43,107 refer to him as his Prince Charming. 480 00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:45,592 I've also heard Wolf refer to himself as Mrs. Dad. 481 00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:46,945 Sounds very cool. 482 00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:49,430 Now, in your expert opinions, as Bo Boys, 483 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,283 would you say that my client, me, is clinically insane? 484 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,193 Nuttier than Mr. Peanut's bachelor party. 485 00:15:54,345 --> 00:15:57,121 I mean, imagine the guys who would show up to that. 486 00:15:57,348 --> 00:15:59,440 Objection, Your Honor. Calls for speculation. 487 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,867 Mr. Wolf, do you in fact have any evidence 488 00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,628 of what type of guys would show up 489 00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:05,188 to Mr. Peanut's bachelor party? 490 00:16:05,356 --> 00:16:07,614 -Uh, d... overruled. -I find you in contempt. 491 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,657 Counselors! 492 00:16:08,659 --> 00:16:11,219 Both of you, my chambers, now. 493 00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:14,363 I do declare. 494 00:16:14,382 --> 00:16:15,974 Now, we've been over this, counselors, 495 00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:18,625 only I get to say the coolest stuff like 496 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,036 "I hold you in contempt." 497 00:16:20,054 --> 00:16:22,371 Also, my patience with your trial of yourself 498 00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:23,815 is wearing thin, Mr. Wolf. 499 00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:26,633 I'm trying, but there's nothing I can do with this client. 500 00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:27,819 The jury hates him. 501 00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,803 No offense to me, and none taken. 502 00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,063 I'm sorry, I'm a little lost. 503 00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:32,824 Are we all actually crazy now from this storm, 504 00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,141 or are we still having fun? 505 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,643 Let's get back in there and find out. 506 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,162 Stenographer, 507 00:16:38,389 --> 00:16:40,072 could you read back the most recent exchange? 508 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,000 Absolutely, Your Honor, and thank you for asking. 509 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,317 (clears throat) 510 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,336 "The wheels of justice turn slowly, 511 00:16:45,529 --> 00:16:47,063 but if you get caught in the gears, 512 00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:50,157 your bones are ground to dust. That's what 513 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,417 Dorothy Tuntley thought 514 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,085 -as she sat..." -Wait, what are you reading? 515 00:16:53,238 --> 00:16:55,404 Oh. Well, I've been working on a frothy tell-all. 516 00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:57,089 It's an indictment of Moon Court 517 00:16:57,242 --> 00:16:59,333 and it's called Are you there, Law? It's me, Judy. 518 00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:03,412 Well, that's jury tampering, and you know what that means. 519 00:17:03,506 --> 00:17:05,081 Judy Tobin 520 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,357 is now also on trial. 521 00:17:06,584 --> 00:17:07,767 Ms. Tobin, do you have a lawyer? 522 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,010 -Sure, it's, uh... Ham. -All right. 523 00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,587 I'll stop being the crazed criminal 524 00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:14,014 and start being an underpaid public defender 525 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,259 who always mops his forehead with his tie. 526 00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:17,869 Sustained. The court will now 527 00:17:18,096 --> 00:17:20,354 move on to the trial of Judy Tobin. 528 00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:22,022 Wait, no. Excuse me, Your Honor, 529 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,267 but the trials of Wolf and Ham Tobin aren't concluded. 530 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,860 There is more information about the death of the DVD 531 00:17:26,954 --> 00:17:28,195 that hasn't come out yet. 532 00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:31,290 Please, she had a name. Her name was Enough Said. 533 00:17:31,442 --> 00:17:34,960 Your Honor, I call myself, Wolf Tobin, to the stand. 534 00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:37,597 -The crowd may go wild. -(all exclaiming) 535 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,227 Who ordered the code red? (grunting) 536 00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:45,045 We live in a world that has walls. 537 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,048 And those walls have to be guarded by men with baby teeth. 538 00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:49,625 Who's gonna do it-- you? 539 00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:52,128 I'll ask you again. Who ordered the code red? 540 00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:53,237 Papa, forgive me. 541 00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:55,648 I went insane, Papa. We all did. 542 00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:58,743 Elaborate on that, Mr. Wolf. What do you mean, "We all did"? 543 00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:00,244 Ham and I didn't act alone. 544 00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:02,914 There are others here who helped kill Enough Said. 545 00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,490 -What is going on here? -(gasping, chattering) 546 00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,233 It's true. I bit the DVD in half. 547 00:18:06,327 --> 00:18:08,644 But at that point, I was just getting in on the fun. 548 00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:11,572 The DVD was already broken in half by Jerry, 549 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,833 -(gasping) -who snapped the DVD with his bo staff. 550 00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:15,259 -(gasps) -That was an accident! 551 00:18:15,486 --> 00:18:17,261 Mr. Jerry, please join the defendants. 552 00:18:17,338 --> 00:18:19,505 This isn't fair. Mrs. Tuntley ordered the code red. 553 00:18:19,674 --> 00:18:20,598 (gasping) 554 00:18:20,749 --> 00:18:22,325 When Beef went down to the cellar, 555 00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:24,102 Mrs. Tuntley told us if we didn't like the movie 556 00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:25,269 we could break the DVD. 557 00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:26,679 You keep your mouth shut, Jerry. 558 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,999 And that's when I accidentally hit it with my bo staff. 559 00:18:30,092 --> 00:18:31,943 It cracked a little, and then Wolf bit it 560 00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,428 with his tiny little Detective Pikachu teeth, 561 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,613 but it didn't fully break. 562 00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,949 That's when Ham, who hates feeling left out... 563 00:18:38,176 --> 00:18:39,283 Guilty as charged. 564 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,360 ...finished the job by snapping the DVD 565 00:18:41,512 --> 00:18:43,012 with his peanut butter hands. 566 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:45,698 Henry's mom, are these accusations true? 567 00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:48,942 I might have suggested that if the DVD were to somehow break 568 00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:50,703 we wouldn't be able to watch it anymore. 569 00:18:50,855 --> 00:18:52,688 But I didn't think anyone would actually do it. 570 00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:55,374 Henry, take the witness stand so you can hang out with me. 571 00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,468 Henry's mom, join the defendants' table. 572 00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:00,196 Bailiff, go to the cellar and get some extra chairs. 573 00:19:00,198 --> 00:19:03,215 -Uh, yes, Your Honor. -Son, while you're down there, 574 00:19:03,368 --> 00:19:05,384 would you take the carton of soup labeled Barley, 575 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,220 June, 2019 out of the deep freezer 576 00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:11,207 -so I can start making dinner? -Dad, it's 2:00 in the morning. 577 00:19:11,225 --> 00:19:13,800 Right. Okay, the shrimp chowder, then. 578 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,135 That's more of a breakfast soup. 579 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,803 WOLF: In conclusion, 580 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,063 my client is insane, Mrs. Tuntley 581 00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:21,384 ordered the code red, and I do rest my case. 582 00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:22,476 For real. 583 00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:25,054 Guess I'll just... Okay. I'll sit here. 584 00:19:25,223 --> 00:19:27,648 Since the jury in this trial had to be dissolved 585 00:19:27,725 --> 00:19:30,893 due to everyone being a party to the crime, a key witness, 586 00:19:30,912 --> 00:19:32,244 or having ordered the code red, 587 00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:34,897 I have no choice but to take the weight of justice 588 00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:38,009 into my own hands and move on to sentencing. 589 00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,752 -Yuh-oh. -Wolf Tobin, 590 00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,662 you are hereby sentenced to death. 591 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,256 -(gasping, exclaiming) -Get on your feet, you lowlife. 592 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,184 What? Have mercy on me, Your Honor. 593 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:47,593 I'm too young to die. 594 00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:49,169 I don't even have my big boy teeth yet. 595 00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,580 Moon, please don't sentence your brother to death. 596 00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:53,749 Father, you are also sentenced to death. 597 00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:56,176 -You'll never take me alive! -Mrs. Tuntley, 598 00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,678 -death sentence. -Exciting. 599 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,271 -Henry, death sentence. -Hey. 600 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,274 -Jerry, death sentence. -Okay, I don't like this again. 601 00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:03,926 -Honeybee, innocent. -Correct. 602 00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:05,261 -Judy, death sentence. -Fair. 603 00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:08,113 -Ham, death sentence. -Not if I death you first. 604 00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:10,099 And now I will choose who we eat. 605 00:20:10,117 --> 00:20:11,600 What about the Tobin Ice Storm Accords? 606 00:20:11,619 --> 00:20:13,452 I wouldn't mind a little bite of Jerry. 607 00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:14,620 Aah! No! 608 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,197 -(grunting) -Oh, uh-oh. 609 00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,050 There we go. Look out, Jerry! 610 00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:20,701 Get him, Moon, get him! 611 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,794 Huh? 612 00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:24,129 Ah. Well, looks like the power is back. 613 00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:27,616 So it is. Henry, hon, let's pack up and head out. 614 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:28,951 Court adjourned. 615 00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,728 I am never coming over here again. 616 00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:32,713 BEEF: Well, we came very 617 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,047 close to violating the Tobin 618 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,883 Ice Storm Accords, but no one actually ate anyone, 619 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,354 so the most important treaty of our modern age remains intact. 620 00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,240 And I didn't mention it during the trial 621 00:20:42,391 --> 00:20:43,649 because everyone was having fun, 622 00:20:43,801 --> 00:20:46,151 but I actually keep a backup DVD of Enough Said 623 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,653 in the tsunami kit. 624 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,639 So I call dibs on the TV for an Enough Said watch party. 625 00:20:50,658 --> 00:20:51,824 Code red on Dad! 626 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,159 -(all exclaiming) -Grab his beard, grab his beard! 627 00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,903 BEEF: Contempt! Code red back on you guys! 628 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,665 ♪ ♪ 629 00:20:59,817 --> 00:21:02,260 ♪ Enough said ♪ 630 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,098 ♪ Enough said ♪ 631 00:21:07,992 --> 00:21:09,642 ♪ Enough said ♪ 632 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,230 ♪ Enough said ♪ 633 00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:17,692 ♪ Enough said ♪ 634 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,196 ♪ Enough said ♪ 635 00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,449 ♪ Enough said. ♪ 636 00:21:25,601 --> 00:21:27,618 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 637 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:30,529 and TOYOTA. 638 00:21:30,681 --> 00:21:32,164 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org