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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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(cheering)
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JUDY:
Be right back. I got to pee.
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I'll pause it
so you don't miss anything.
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Uh, that's okay, Dad.
I've already seen
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the delightful comedic
independent film Enough Said,
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about the difficulties
of life after divorce.
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(short chuckle) Many times.
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You always make us watch it when
it's your pick on movie night.
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So, no need to...
Okay, and you did pause it.
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So, that's perfect, thank you.
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No offense, Mr. Tobin,
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but I'm not sure
I really get this movie.
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Moon said we were gonna watch
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Maze Runner Two:
The Scorch Trials.
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Yeah, sorry, I forgot
it was Dad's pick this week.
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There is no greater
scorch trial, young Henry,
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than searching for new love
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in the bitter sands
of a painful divorce.
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Beef, Enough Said is really
your favorite movie of all time?
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Yes, and it's not even close.
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I've pre-chiseled my gravestone
to simply read
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"Beef Tobin: Enough Said."
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My favorite movie is alcohol.
Yum, yum, yum.
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Ah, Judy has returned.
Let's resume the movie.
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-(knocking on door)
-Wonderful.
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Oh, hey.
Someone's at the door.
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Thank God.
I mean, I'll get it.
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-Hi, Mrs. Tuntley.
-Hi, Judy.
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I scurried over to get Henry
ASAP 'cause a sudden ice storm
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-is about to hit Lone Moose.
I want to get him home
-Oh.
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before the storm freezes
the roads and...
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ALL: Aah!
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MRS. TUNTLEY:
...knocks out the power.
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I got an alert on my phone.
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The state troopers
are closing down the roads.
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But I bet I could flash
a little leg at 'em
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and they'd let me by.
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(laughs)
The old Tuntley tease.
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I don't think leaving
is a good idea.
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It's pretty grim out there.
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And with how frozen
the roads are,
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I doubt anybody's
gonna be getting out
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to fix the power any time soon.
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We better hunker down.
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Oh, boy. Should we put all
the guests in the panic room
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and have them lock it
from the inside?
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-What? Why?
-It's just that, historically,
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when we've been cooped up
for too long with no power,
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we Tobins go a little...
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Mm. Mm-hmm, yeah.
What's that phrase? Um...
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(raspy voice):
Stabby, stabby, kill, kill.
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Now, now, no need
to scare our friends.
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It's been years since
Moon even tried to cook
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any of you over an open flame.
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Let's just all agree to honor
the Tobin Ice Storm Accords.
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What are the
Tobin Ice Storm Accords?
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Oh, uh, after the last one,
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we all signed that piece
of paper on the fridge
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and it just says,
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"Act normal until
the power comes back on!"
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So, yeah, no yelling,
no food fights,
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and no giving each
other revenge haircuts.
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No wet willies or dry willies.
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No pretending to be a Dracula
until half of us are crying.
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Sorry.
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And absolutely no holding
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of sham bushiest beard
competitions
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that only one person can win.
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That was no sham.
I won by a mile.
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But you don't
have to worry about that,
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as I am also a signatory
to the accords.
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And besides,
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there's plenty of food
in the kitchen,
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more in the deep freezer,
we have a couple laptops
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we can finish watching
the best movie of all time on,
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and according to the Tivvy here,
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the closet
full of sleeping bags--
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doo, doo, doo, doo, doop--
is still full of sleeping bags.
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-What's the Tivvy?
-Oh that's the Tobin
family inventory.
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It's where Dad keeps
a carefully organized list
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of every single item
in the house.
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From triple-A batteries to
our matching Christmas pajamas
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to the Funko Pop dolls
of the entire cast of Damages
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that Wolf bought
at an estate sale...
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Best $4,000 I ever spent.
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If it's under this roof,
the Tivvy has proof.
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This thing is crazy.
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There's an Altoid tin with
everybody's baby teeth in it
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on the top shelf
of the southwestern bookcase
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in the attic?
Good to know.
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Ooh, Cheesecake,
you and I can use the time
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-to practice our bo staffs.
-Bo boys!
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Ooh, I'm staff-curious.
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Then get ready
to get staff-serious.
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Yes, perfect.
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Everyone just find something
to keep them occupied,
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and we'll weather
this storm just fine.
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-(laptop playing indistinctly)
-Hey, uh, Dad?
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Are you guys sure you can't
turn the movie down?
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-Enough Said is enough loud.
-(Cheesecake and Wolf grunting)
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No, you can't adjust the volume
on this 2004 Lenovo Thinkpad.
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-It's broken.
-Okay, wonderful.
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(grunting)
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Bo boys, please bo outside
and freeze to death.
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Sorry, Judy,
there's absolutely bo way
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any of us are leaving
the house right now.
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It's more slippery than an eel
in suntan lotion out there.
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That's slippery as hell.
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Hey, guys.
I think I mastered the spin.
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-(grunting)
-(children gasping)
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Don't give up, Jer.
Keep spinning.
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ALL THREE:
Bo Boys! Bo Boys! Bo Boys!
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Aah!
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Guys, hush.
We're watching a movie.
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Oh, no.
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HONEYBEE:
Dang it.
We still had half to go.
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Now we'll never see her
yell at the guy
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for not helping her carry
the massage table upstairs.
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But you've already
watched it, like, 20 times.
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It's comforting.
Not to worry.
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I believe we have
one last laptop--
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Kathleen's old Dell.
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Here we go.
It's in a box in the cellar.
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I'll be right back.
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So, Dad is going to get
another computer
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to play Enough Said?
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Can't we talk him into
watching something else?
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Anything else?
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Ah, we tried.
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But since it's been dark
for three days,
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he keeps saying that technically
it's still his movie night.
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So, what--
we just have to sit here
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listening to the frigging movie
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about divorce again and again
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until the stupid power
comes back on?!
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-Not on my watch.
-Everybody, calm down.
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Your father will be back
in a second.
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Don't do anything crazy.
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Mrs. Tuntley's right.
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Let's not go insane
in the To-brain.
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Ha-ha!
Too late!
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Sounds like the crowd is
restless for more Enough Said.
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Aha! There you are.
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Great news, all.
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I found Kathleen's old Dell
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right where the Tivvy
said it would be,
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along with a spare battery
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and a cordless battery charger.
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I bet we have enough juice
to watch this wonderful story
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of acceptance and redemption
one and a half more...
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-(shattering)
-(gasps)
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Ham.
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What have you done?
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You broke my Enough Said DVD?
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Did I?
(giggling)
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Did I? (cackling)
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-I did.
-Ham, not another word.
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You don't want
to incriminate yourself
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any more than
being caught red-handed
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and also confessing
already has.
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Dad, a crime has been
committed against you.
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Would you like to press charges?
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-I believe I would.
-Yes.
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Uh-oh. It's happening.
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Do we need to look at
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that Ice Accords
piece of paper again?
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Ham, you better lawyer up, pal,
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'cause you got a date
with Lady Justice.
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I'll get my gavel and robes.
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What on Earth is going on?
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We have a way of litigating
our most egregious crimes
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in this family, Mrs. Tuntley.
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Hold on to your boobs,
'cause it's about to get weird.
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All rise.
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Are you wearing a garbage bag?
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Order. Order.
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Moon Court is now in session.
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-(gavel bangs)
-MOON: Mr. Ham, do you
have an attorney
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or would you like the court
to appoint one for you?
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(giggles)
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No jury in the world
would convict me.
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I'll take the case, Your Honor.
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While I abhor the crime,
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I believe everyone
deserves a proper defense.
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Your Honor, I have a question.
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-I'll allow it.
-What is happening right now?
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I can answer that, Your Honor.
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I'll also allow that.
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Moon Court
is a Tobin family tradition
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in which interfamily
disputes are resolved
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by holding a full trial,
complete with a jury, lawyers,
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-and Judy is the courtroom
stenographer.
-Guilty.
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My first Moon Court
was two months ago
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when Wolf accused me
of leaving the toilet seat up,
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causing him to fall
into the toilet
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in the middle of the night.
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He lost, badly.
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I couldn't get
a fair trial of my peers
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because no one here
is on my level.
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So, I'm guessing
the rest of us are the jury?
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-Sustained.
-Does he think that means yes?
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Sustained.
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And Wolf's wearing a hat
that he wrote "bailiff" on.
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-So he's the bailiff.
-Sustained.
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Hey, only the judge
gets to say sustained.
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-Objection, Your Honor.
-Overruled.
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-Sustained.
-Contempt.
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And if it pleases the court,
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I'd like to announce that
I am also the prosecutor.
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It pleases the court very much.
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Why is Ham on trial?
He confessed to the crime.
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Come on, Jerry. Haven't you
ever seen a court show?
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It could turn out
Ham didn't do it.
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He might have been coerced
into a false confession.
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Maybe they did a whole
good cop/bad cop thing on me.
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Did they?
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-Did who?
-Okay.
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My favorite part
is the sentencing.
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Whatever Judge Moon rules,
we have to do it.
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One time, after being found
guilty of buying himself
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a World's Greatest Dad mug,
Moon sentenced Dad to sing
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the "Gatorade is Thirst Aid"
jingle for a week
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whenever he took
a sip of coffee.
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For that deep-down body thirst.
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The jury may be seated.
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Bailiff, direct them
to the jury box.
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This rules.
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Sustained.
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WOLF: Ladies and gentlemen
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of the jury,
you're gonna be hearing
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a lot of big words today.
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Words like "code red,"
and "who ordered the code red?"
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-What's a code red?
-It's a reference
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to the movie A Few Good Men.
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Tom Cruise
at his absolute finest.
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I'm kind of acting like
breaking the DVD was a code red.
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You'll catch on.
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As I was saying,
you'll be hearing "code red."
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From me. A lot.
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But one word you're not
going to hear is "innocent."
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You want the truth?
You can't handle the truth.
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Ham ordered the code red.
I rest my case.
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So, how does Ham Tobin
wind up in this court
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fighting for his life?
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(cackling)
I can't wait to find out!
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What happened here today
wasn't the behavior
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of the Ham we know.
Uh-uh.
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These were the actions
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of a young man who found himself
trapped in this house
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like an animal caged,
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nothing to eat
but peanut butter,
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and nothing to eat it with
but his fingers.
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Objection.
We have spoons.
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You can't object
to a opening statement.
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I'll allow it.
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My point, ladies and gentlemen
and child of the jury,
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is that a person like Ham
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doesn't simply turn
to a life of crime.
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No, no, no.
Unless they are pushed.
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Someone else ordered
the code red.
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Ham was simply following orders.
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Follow the money.
I rest my case.
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-Great job.
-You too.
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-Love the maniacal laughter.
-Aw, thank you.
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Court will adjourn
for a brief snack recess.
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I would instruct the jury
to remain sequestered
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in the panic room
and not to talk to the press
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or discuss the case
with each other.
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-So, the trial is over?
-No, it just started.
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But you both said
"I rest my case."
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Because it's fun to say.
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But that means
the trial is over.
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-Objection.
-You can't object to the jury.
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-Can he?
-Overruled.
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-Your Honor...
-Sustained.
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And contempt.
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JERRYBEE: You know,
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I still don't understand
why Ham...
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We can't discuss
the case, Jerry.
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Do you want to be held
in contempt of court?
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Oh, okay.
So everybody's lost it
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from being trapped
for three days.
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That's fine.
I'll just eat my cheese.
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-(knocking)
-Hello.
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I'm writing a frothy tell-all
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about the American
criminal justice system
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and you are definitely
not supposed to be talking to me
301
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about the case so,
302
00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:47,085
would you like to talk to me
about the case?
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00:09:47,312 --> 00:09:48,478
-Absolutely.
-Oh, okay.
304
00:09:48,571 --> 00:09:50,071
So, now we are
talking about the case?
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-Uh, yeah, we want to be famous.
-Okay. Sure.
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MOON: This trial
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will now continue. Mr. Tobin,
call your first witness.
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The prosecution would like to
call Mrs. Tuntley to the stand.
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-But I'm in the jury.
-Objection.
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Okay, then. Here I come.
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WOLF:
Do you swear to tell the truth,
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the whole truth
and nothing but the truth,
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00:10:08,166 --> 00:10:09,274
-so help you Godzilla?
-I do.
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00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:11,109
Ma'am, please do
a Godzilla voice.
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00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:12,444
(raspy voice):
I do.
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00:10:12,595 --> 00:10:14,779
Mrs. Tuntley, could you
describe for the court
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00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,264
what Mr. Ham did
to the Enough Said DVD?
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00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,508
I can tell you
what he didn't do--
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he didn't bother
to wash the peanut butter
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00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:23,196
off his hands before snapping
that DVD into little pieces.
321
00:10:23,348 --> 00:10:24,347
Your witness, counselor.
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00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,273
Mrs. Tuntley,
do you wear glasses?
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00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,775
Yes...
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00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,186
Tell me, what does it say
on the big giant tablet thingie
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held by the Statue of Liberty?
326
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:32,780
I... I don't know.
327
00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:36,283
Really? The Statue of Liberty
is 151 feet tall.
328
00:10:36,378 --> 00:10:38,637
Would you consider that
large or small, Mrs. Tuntley?
329
00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:39,712
Large?
330
00:10:40,031 --> 00:10:41,622
(laughs) I think
we all can agree on that.
331
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:45,310
Now, the big giant tablet alone
is 23 feet tall.
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00:10:45,461 --> 00:10:46,811
Are you telling me
you can't read
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00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:49,722
a 23-foot-tall copper tablet,
Mrs. Tuntley?
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00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,132
I don't have it in front of me.
335
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,134
Okay, so you admit
that you would need
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00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:56,045
a 23-foot-tall giant tablet
to be right in front of you
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00:10:56,139 --> 00:10:57,638
in order to be able to read it?
338
00:10:57,732 --> 00:10:59,324
Well, I-I-I...
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00:10:59,475 --> 00:11:00,975
The tablet held
by the Statue of Liberty
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00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,978
says "July 4, 1776,"
Mrs. Tuntley.
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00:11:04,055 --> 00:11:07,557
Each letter of that sacred date
is about eight feet tall.
342
00:11:07,575 --> 00:11:10,243
Now, if you can't read
eight-foot-tall letters
343
00:11:10,412 --> 00:11:12,578
etched into metal
and etched into history,
344
00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:16,040
how could you possibly have seen
my client do anything?
345
00:11:16,267 --> 00:11:17,342
Damn, she's good.
346
00:11:17,493 --> 00:11:18,677
Your Honor, this is all hearsay,
follow the money,
347
00:11:18,828 --> 00:11:20,253
motion to strike the witness,
motion to dismiss,
348
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,347
-I rest my case.
-But do you?
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00:11:22,498 --> 00:11:24,424
Wolf, do you have
any further witnesses?
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00:11:24,576 --> 00:11:25,833
The prosecution rests,
Your Honor.
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00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,334
The defense also rests,
Your Honor.
352
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:28,912
Although I'm going to interrupt
my own closing statement
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00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,079
with a surprise witness.
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00:11:30,098 --> 00:11:32,465
-The court will now gasp.
-(all gasping)
355
00:11:32,617 --> 00:11:33,841
WOLF: Your Honor,
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00:11:33,935 --> 00:11:36,552
ladies and gentlemen of
the jury, I'll make this brief.
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00:11:36,604 --> 00:11:37,678
Ham Tobin is guilty.
358
00:11:37,847 --> 00:11:40,198
He broke the DVD,
his alibi is more slippery
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00:11:40,349 --> 00:11:41,774
than an eel in suntan lotion,
360
00:11:41,927 --> 00:11:44,093
which, as we've established,
is slippery as hell.
361
00:11:44,112 --> 00:11:46,095
-Do I even have an alibi?
-You do not.
362
00:11:46,114 --> 00:11:47,430
And that's why you'll burn.
363
00:11:47,599 --> 00:11:49,432
Ham ordered the code red.
You can handle the truth.
364
00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:51,284
-I rest my case.
-(yells, growls)
365
00:11:51,453 --> 00:11:53,527
Counselor,
don't control your client.
366
00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,605
-Dad, help!
-Order! Order!
367
00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:58,717
Miss Shaw-Tobin.
Your closing statement, please.
368
00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:00,777
Your Honor, house guests
of the jury,
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00:12:00,795 --> 00:12:03,613
before we send this young man
to his room for eternity,
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00:12:03,706 --> 00:12:05,798
the defense would like to call
a surprise witness.
371
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:09,060
-The defense calls Wolf Tobin.
-Pelican's Briefs!
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00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,566
HONEYBEE: Mr. Tobin,
please examine exhibit
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00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:15,641
nine million.
374
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,642
Tell us what you see.
375
00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:18,144
It's a broken shard of a DVD
376
00:12:18,296 --> 00:12:20,905
of the hit Nicole Holofcener
movie Enough Said.
377
00:12:21,132 --> 00:12:22,723
Do you see teeth marks
on the DVD?
378
00:12:22,817 --> 00:12:24,558
I'm not a CSI: Las Vegas,
379
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,911
but there do appear to be some
kind of puncture wounds on it.
380
00:12:27,063 --> 00:12:28,972
But they look too small
to be human. (chuckles)
381
00:12:29,065 --> 00:12:31,082
Unless you're suggesting
that a baby bit the DVD.
382
00:12:31,234 --> 00:12:33,918
-He said a baby bit the DVD.
-I love this guy.
383
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:36,162
Defense enters
the Tobin family inventory--
384
00:12:36,314 --> 00:12:38,906
commonly known as the Tivvy--
into evidence.
385
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,593
Mr. Wolf,
please look at page 483,
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00:12:41,744 --> 00:12:44,245
and read for us entry 3XB12.
387
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,931
It's a listing for an Altoid
tin of baby teeth.
388
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,826
And if we were to open
the Altoid tin right now,
389
00:12:49,919 --> 00:12:51,327
we know from the Tivvy
that inside it
390
00:12:51,346 --> 00:12:54,347
we find baby teeth belonging
to Ham, Judy, and Moon.
391
00:12:54,499 --> 00:12:55,923
Do you see where I'm going
with this?
392
00:12:56,017 --> 00:12:58,109
(chuckles) I'm not
a Law and Order: SVU.
393
00:12:58,261 --> 00:12:59,611
HONEYBEE:
Now, Mr. Wolf,
394
00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:02,429
I'm gonna ask you to do
something a little unusual.
395
00:13:02,598 --> 00:13:05,099
Could you humor us please
and bite the DVD
396
00:13:05,193 --> 00:13:07,360
where you see these
supposed puncture marks.
397
00:13:07,512 --> 00:13:08,453
Wha... Objection.
398
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:09,954
Uh, wh-what about
the chain of custody?
399
00:13:10,031 --> 00:13:12,457
The witness will humor us,
as instructed.
400
00:13:12,642 --> 00:13:13,625
Bite that DVD, Wolf.
401
00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:15,109
The court will now hear
402
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,687
some more encouragement
for the man to bite the DVD.
403
00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:19,355
Press play on your lips, Wolf.
404
00:13:19,448 --> 00:13:20,781
Put the movie in your mouth.
405
00:13:20,859 --> 00:13:22,375
Chomp the disc, son.
406
00:13:22,527 --> 00:13:24,027
♪ ♪
407
00:13:24,045 --> 00:13:25,711
(whimpers)
408
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,196
I did it!
Okay, I did it!
409
00:13:27,215 --> 00:13:29,623
I bit Enough Said.
I betrayed my own father.
410
00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:30,867
(crying) Oh, God.
411
00:13:30,885 --> 00:13:32,310
Okay, I like this now.
This is fun.
412
00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:33,978
The reason Wolf's baby teeth
413
00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:36,205
aren't to be found
in the Altoid tin
414
00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:37,464
is because Wolf Tobin
415
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,633
still has his baby teeth
in his mouth.
416
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,893
He never grew adult teeth.
417
00:13:40,987 --> 00:13:43,046
And those tiny, precious
little corn kernels
418
00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:45,398
match up perfectly
with the bite marks on the DVD.
419
00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:47,733
-Wolf ordered the code red.
-(gasping, exclaiming)
-Oh, no!
420
00:13:47,886 --> 00:13:49,143
I'm not guilty, Daddy!
421
00:13:49,237 --> 00:13:50,477
I hope you have a lawyer,
422
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:53,056
because you no longer
have a father.
423
00:13:53,149 --> 00:13:54,724
MOON: Wolf Tobin,
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00:13:54,817 --> 00:13:56,225
you stand accused of biting
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00:13:56,394 --> 00:13:59,579
the Enough Said DVD in half
with your precious little
426
00:13:59,731 --> 00:14:01,005
raspberry seed baby teeth.
427
00:14:01,232 --> 00:14:02,340
How do you plead?
428
00:14:02,491 --> 00:14:04,734
I plead insanity, Your Honor.
429
00:14:04,752 --> 00:14:06,419
-(all gasping)
-Whoa!
430
00:14:06,571 --> 00:14:07,420
Ugh, we should've done that.
431
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:08,905
He's really
stealing our thunder.
432
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:11,257
Mr. Wolf Tobin,
do you have counsel?
433
00:14:11,409 --> 00:14:14,335
With your permission, I will be
representing myself, Your Honor.
434
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,688
(chuckles)
My permission? I insist.
435
00:14:16,857 --> 00:14:18,690
Did my client, Wolf Tobin,
436
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,917
bite the DVD like a beautiful,
437
00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:23,603
intelligent,
very cool wild animal?
438
00:14:23,771 --> 00:14:25,179
Yes. But as this defense
439
00:14:25,273 --> 00:14:27,365
will lay out over the next
month and a half...
440
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:29,516
-Month and a half? Objection.
-Overruled.
441
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,096
My client, me, had no choice
but to bite that DVD.
442
00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:34,614
Was I insane? Yes.
443
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,857
But I bit that DVD
to keep everyone else
444
00:14:36,935 --> 00:14:38,192
from also going insane.
445
00:14:38,361 --> 00:14:39,936
Also, Wolf's a hero,
not all heroes wear capes,
446
00:14:40,029 --> 00:14:41,695
and I did not order
the code red.
447
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:42,788
And I rest my case.
448
00:14:42,941 --> 00:14:43,956
Wolf, if that's your whole case
449
00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:45,699
I'm definitely
going to find you guilty.
450
00:14:45,793 --> 00:14:49,036
Wait, I-I unrest.
I have a bunch more case to do.
451
00:14:49,130 --> 00:14:50,296
Fine, but I have to pee.
452
00:14:50,448 --> 00:14:52,115
Court will recess
for a pee break.
453
00:14:52,208 --> 00:14:53,374
If the jury needs to pee,
454
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,542
please sequester your pee
to the panic room.
455
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,969
Habeas corpus.
456
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,790
Probably not supposed to
say this to opposing counsel,
457
00:15:00,883 --> 00:15:02,734
but, uh, you make
The Lincoln Lawyer
458
00:15:02,885 --> 00:15:04,477
look like the Lincoln Loser.
459
00:15:04,629 --> 00:15:06,404
You're not such a bad piece
of evidence yourself, counselor.
460
00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:08,055
What do you say
we take this rivalry
461
00:15:08,149 --> 00:15:10,074
from the courtroom
to the bedroom?
462
00:15:10,226 --> 00:15:12,652
(short chuckle) Welp, this
is going in my tell-all book.
463
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,061
Personally, I'm appalled,
464
00:15:14,155 --> 00:15:16,322
but it's exactly the kind
of stuff that moves units.
465
00:15:16,474 --> 00:15:17,916
-(flushing)
-I know it's kind of hack
466
00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,459
to joke about
not going in there,
467
00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:20,993
so I'm gonna be
completely serious.
468
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,328
Don't go in there.
469
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,755
WOLF:
Defense would like to call
470
00:15:23,982 --> 00:15:25,572
the Bo Boys to the stand.
471
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,668
Mr. Cake, please describe
what kind of man
472
00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:29,910
Wolf Tobin is.
473
00:15:30,079 --> 00:15:31,429
And a reminder:
you are under oath, sir.
474
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:33,839
Wolf Tobin is a cool guy,
a good friend,
475
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:36,083
and a great Bo Boy,
Your Majesty.
476
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,344
Now, Mr. Jerry,
how would you describe
477
00:15:38,496 --> 00:15:39,920
Wolf's relationship
with his father?
478
00:15:40,047 --> 00:15:41,497
Very close.
I've heard Wolf
479
00:15:41,666 --> 00:15:43,107
refer to him
as his Prince Charming.
480
00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:45,592
I've also heard Wolf
refer to himself as Mrs. Dad.
481
00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:46,945
Sounds very cool.
482
00:15:47,096 --> 00:15:49,430
Now, in your expert opinions,
as Bo Boys,
483
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,283
would you say that my client,
me, is clinically insane?
484
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,193
Nuttier than Mr. Peanut's
bachelor party.
485
00:15:54,345 --> 00:15:57,121
I mean, imagine the guys
who would show up to that.
486
00:15:57,348 --> 00:15:59,440
Objection, Your Honor.
Calls for speculation.
487
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,867
Mr. Wolf, do you in fact
have any evidence
488
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,628
of what type of guys
would show up
489
00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:05,188
to Mr. Peanut's bachelor party?
490
00:16:05,356 --> 00:16:07,614
-Uh, d... overruled.
-I find you in contempt.
491
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,657
Counselors!
492
00:16:08,659 --> 00:16:11,219
Both of you, my chambers, now.
493
00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:14,363
I do declare.
494
00:16:14,382 --> 00:16:15,974
Now, we've been over this,
counselors,
495
00:16:16,201 --> 00:16:18,625
only I get to say
the coolest stuff like
496
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,036
"I hold you in contempt."
497
00:16:20,054 --> 00:16:22,371
Also, my patience
with your trial of yourself
498
00:16:22,465 --> 00:16:23,815
is wearing thin, Mr. Wolf.
499
00:16:23,966 --> 00:16:26,633
I'm trying, but there's nothing
I can do with this client.
500
00:16:26,728 --> 00:16:27,819
The jury hates him.
501
00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:29,803
No offense to me,
and none taken.
502
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,063
I'm sorry, I'm a little lost.
503
00:16:31,216 --> 00:16:32,824
Are we all actually crazy now
from this storm,
504
00:16:32,975 --> 00:16:34,141
or are we still having fun?
505
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,643
Let's get back in there
and find out.
506
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,162
Stenographer,
507
00:16:38,389 --> 00:16:40,072
could you read back
the most recent exchange?
508
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,000
Absolutely, Your Honor,
and thank you for asking.
509
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,317
(clears throat)
510
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,336
"The wheels of justice
turn slowly,
511
00:16:45,529 --> 00:16:47,063
but if you get caught
in the gears,
512
00:16:47,232 --> 00:16:50,157
your bones are ground to dust.
That's what
513
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,417
Dorothy Tuntley thought
514
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,085
-as she sat..."
-Wait, what are you reading?
515
00:16:53,238 --> 00:16:55,404
Oh. Well, I've been working
on a frothy tell-all.
516
00:16:55,423 --> 00:16:57,089
It's an indictment of Moon Court
517
00:16:57,242 --> 00:16:59,333
and it's called Are you there,
Law? It's me, Judy.
518
00:16:59,427 --> 00:17:03,412
Well, that's jury tampering,
and you know what that means.
519
00:17:03,506 --> 00:17:05,081
Judy Tobin
520
00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:06,357
is now also on trial.
521
00:17:06,584 --> 00:17:07,767
Ms. Tobin, do you have a lawyer?
522
00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:10,010
-Sure, it's, uh... Ham.
-All right.
523
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,587
I'll stop being
the crazed criminal
524
00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:14,014
and start being
an underpaid public defender
525
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,259
who always mops
his forehead with his tie.
526
00:17:16,352 --> 00:17:17,869
Sustained.
The court will now
527
00:17:18,096 --> 00:17:20,354
move on to the trial
of Judy Tobin.
528
00:17:20,448 --> 00:17:22,022
Wait, no.
Excuse me, Your Honor,
529
00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:24,267
but the trials of Wolf
and Ham Tobin aren't concluded.
530
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,860
There is more information
about the death of the DVD
531
00:17:26,954 --> 00:17:28,195
that hasn't come out yet.
532
00:17:28,289 --> 00:17:31,290
Please, she had a name.
Her name was Enough Said.
533
00:17:31,442 --> 00:17:34,960
Your Honor, I call myself,
Wolf Tobin, to the stand.
534
00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:37,597
-The crowd may go wild.
-(all exclaiming)
535
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:43,227
Who ordered the code red?
(grunting)
536
00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:45,045
We live in a world
that has walls.
537
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,048
And those walls have to be
guarded by men with baby teeth.
538
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:49,625
Who's gonna do it-- you?
539
00:17:49,718 --> 00:17:52,128
I'll ask you again.
Who ordered the code red?
540
00:17:52,146 --> 00:17:53,237
Papa, forgive me.
541
00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:55,648
I went insane, Papa.
We all did.
542
00:17:55,724 --> 00:17:58,743
Elaborate on that, Mr. Wolf.
What do you mean, "We all did"?
543
00:17:58,894 --> 00:18:00,244
Ham and I didn't act alone.
544
00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:02,914
There are others here
who helped kill Enough Said.
545
00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,490
-What is going on here?
-(gasping, chattering)
546
00:18:04,567 --> 00:18:06,233
It's true.
I bit the DVD in half.
547
00:18:06,327 --> 00:18:08,644
But at that point, I was just
getting in on the fun.
548
00:18:08,663 --> 00:18:11,572
The DVD was already broken
in half by Jerry,
549
00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,833
-(gasping)
-who snapped the DVD
with his bo staff.
550
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:15,259
-(gasps)
-That was an accident!
551
00:18:15,486 --> 00:18:17,261
Mr. Jerry, please join
the defendants.
552
00:18:17,338 --> 00:18:19,505
This isn't fair. Mrs. Tuntley
ordered the code red.
553
00:18:19,674 --> 00:18:20,598
(gasping)
554
00:18:20,749 --> 00:18:22,325
When Beef went down
to the cellar,
555
00:18:22,343 --> 00:18:24,102
Mrs. Tuntley told us
if we didn't like the movie
556
00:18:24,253 --> 00:18:25,269
we could break the DVD.
557
00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:26,679
You keep your mouth shut, Jerry.
558
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:29,999
And that's when I accidentally
hit it with my bo staff.
559
00:18:30,092 --> 00:18:31,943
It cracked a little,
and then Wolf bit it
560
00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,428
with his tiny little
Detective Pikachu teeth,
561
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,613
but it didn't fully break.
562
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,949
That's when Ham,
who hates feeling left out...
563
00:18:38,176 --> 00:18:39,283
Guilty as charged.
564
00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,360
...finished the job
by snapping the DVD
565
00:18:41,512 --> 00:18:43,012
with his peanut butter hands.
566
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:45,698
Henry's mom,
are these accusations true?
567
00:18:45,850 --> 00:18:48,942
I might have suggested that
if the DVD were to somehow break
568
00:18:49,036 --> 00:18:50,703
we wouldn't be able
to watch it anymore.
569
00:18:50,855 --> 00:18:52,688
But I didn't think
anyone would actually do it.
570
00:18:52,707 --> 00:18:55,374
Henry, take the witness stand
so you can hang out with me.
571
00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:57,468
Henry's mom,
join the defendants' table.
572
00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:00,196
Bailiff, go to the cellar
and get some extra chairs.
573
00:19:00,198 --> 00:19:03,215
-Uh, yes, Your Honor.
-Son, while you're down there,
574
00:19:03,368 --> 00:19:05,384
would you take the carton
of soup labeled Barley,
575
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:08,220
June, 2019
out of the deep freezer
576
00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:11,207
-so I can start making dinner?
-Dad, it's 2:00 in the morning.
577
00:19:11,225 --> 00:19:13,800
Right.
Okay, the shrimp chowder, then.
578
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,135
That's more of a breakfast soup.
579
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,803
WOLF: In conclusion,
580
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,063
my client is insane,
Mrs. Tuntley
581
00:19:18,216 --> 00:19:21,384
ordered the code red,
and I do rest my case.
582
00:19:21,477 --> 00:19:22,476
For real.
583
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:25,054
Guess I'll just...
Okay. I'll sit here.
584
00:19:25,223 --> 00:19:27,648
Since the jury in this trial
had to be dissolved
585
00:19:27,725 --> 00:19:30,893
due to everyone being a party
to the crime, a key witness,
586
00:19:30,912 --> 00:19:32,244
or having ordered the code red,
587
00:19:32,397 --> 00:19:34,897
I have no choice but to take
the weight of justice
588
00:19:34,990 --> 00:19:38,009
into my own hands
and move on to sentencing.
589
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,752
-Yuh-oh.
-Wolf Tobin,
590
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:41,662
you are hereby
sentenced to death.
591
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,256
-(gasping, exclaiming)
-Get on your feet, you lowlife.
592
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,184
What?
Have mercy on me, Your Honor.
593
00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:47,593
I'm too young to die.
594
00:19:47,745 --> 00:19:49,169
I don't even have
my big boy teeth yet.
595
00:19:49,189 --> 00:19:51,580
Moon, please don't sentence
your brother to death.
596
00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:53,749
Father, you are also
sentenced to death.
597
00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:56,176
-You'll never take me alive!
-Mrs. Tuntley,
598
00:19:56,196 --> 00:19:57,678
-death sentence.
-Exciting.
599
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,271
-Henry, death sentence.
-Hey.
600
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,274
-Jerry, death sentence.
-Okay, I don't like this again.
601
00:20:02,427 --> 00:20:03,926
-Honeybee, innocent.
-Correct.
602
00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:05,261
-Judy, death sentence.
-Fair.
603
00:20:05,354 --> 00:20:08,113
-Ham, death sentence.
-Not if I death you first.
604
00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:10,099
And now I will choose
who we eat.
605
00:20:10,117 --> 00:20:11,600
What about the Tobin
Ice Storm Accords?
606
00:20:11,619 --> 00:20:13,452
I wouldn't mind
a little bite of Jerry.
607
00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:14,620
Aah! No!
608
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,197
-(grunting)
-Oh, uh-oh.
609
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:19,050
There we go.
Look out, Jerry!
610
00:20:19,201 --> 00:20:20,701
Get him, Moon, get him!
611
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,794
Huh?
612
00:20:21,946 --> 00:20:24,129
Ah. Well, looks like
the power is back.
613
00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:27,616
So it is. Henry, hon,
let's pack up and head out.
614
00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:28,951
Court adjourned.
615
00:20:29,044 --> 00:20:30,728
I am never
coming over here again.
616
00:20:30,955 --> 00:20:32,713
BEEF: Well, we came very
617
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,047
close to violating the Tobin
618
00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:36,883
Ice Storm Accords,
but no one actually ate anyone,
619
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,354
so the most important treaty of
our modern age remains intact.
620
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,240
And I didn't mention it
during the trial
621
00:20:42,391 --> 00:20:43,649
because everyone was having fun,
622
00:20:43,801 --> 00:20:46,151
but I actually keep a backup
DVD of Enough Said
623
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:47,653
in the tsunami kit.
624
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,639
So I call dibs on the TV
for an Enough Said watch party.
625
00:20:50,658 --> 00:20:51,824
Code red on Dad!
626
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:54,159
-(all exclaiming)
-Grab his beard, grab his beard!
627
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:56,903
BEEF:
Contempt!
Code red back on you guys!
628
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:59,665
♪ ♪
629
00:20:59,817 --> 00:21:02,260
♪ Enough said ♪
630
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:07,098
♪ Enough said ♪
631
00:21:07,992 --> 00:21:09,642
♪ Enough said ♪
632
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,230
♪ Enough said ♪
633
00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:17,692
♪ Enough said ♪
634
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,196
♪ Enough said ♪
635
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,449
♪ Enough said. ♪
636
00:21:25,601 --> 00:21:27,618
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