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♪ The Great North,
here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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(cheering)
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WOLF:
I guess this is goodbye.
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I'll always love you, Honeybee.
Always.
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Wolf, it's just a quick trip
to Fresno.
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But I'll love you forever, too,
and I'll say your name
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whenever I look up at the stars,
and I'll see you in two days.
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I wish I could come with you,
but Dad and I
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have some emergency maintenance
to do on the boat.
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The sonar is being a bo-nar.
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And I'd love to help,
but you know Jerry and I
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have never missed my parents'
annual Halloween party.
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-Not once.
-I get it.
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It's your favorite holiday.
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And you're my favorite husband.
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I know there's literally
no competition,
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but thank you so much
for saying that.
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Mwah.
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Santiago.
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-Mind if I join you?
-Not at all.
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I'm headed to San Diego.
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My mother escaped from
her assisted living facility.
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I'm so sorry.
I hope you find her.
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Oh, no. The facility is here.
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I'm leaving town
so I won't run into her.
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Well, I'm headed to Fresno
with my brother
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for my family's
Halloween party tonight.
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It's a huge bash.
Everyone in Fresno comes.
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Even the mayor.
He's awful, but he comes.
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Me and Jerry wouldn't
miss it for the world.
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CLERK:
Attention, everyone.
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There's a major storm offshore.
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All outbound planes
are now grounded
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-for the next 24 hours.
-(gasps) Oh, no.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Uh, sorry to bother you,
but I got to get home.
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Is there any flight out of here
that I can take?
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Nothing I can do, sweetie.
I don't control the weather.
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(whispers):
The birds do.
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-Okay.
-(phone rings)
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-Jerry.
-Hey, Honeybee, I...
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I was just about to call you.
Our flight is canceled.
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All flights are canceled.
Are you here?
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No, I hadn't left yet. Dang.
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I guess I won't come now.
I'll just go back to playing
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Halloween Simulator
on the computer.
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Bye, Honeybee.
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(sighs) Poor Jerry.
He sounded so upset.
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I, too, am bummed out.
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I've been practicing
my drink cart order all morning.
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"Water with ice, please."
And now for nothing.
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Good morning, Ham.
Ready to crush it?
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Oh, right.
I forgot Dad lets you eat
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as much candy as you want
on Halloween.
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Yeah, and I'm crushing it.
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Moon, you've got
to pace yourself.
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-Can it, Beef.
-Okay.
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According to the shipment
tracker, our costumes are...
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one stop away.
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I honestly forget
what a new costume feels like.
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We've been recycling old ones
for so long.
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I can't believe I've had to be
Slimer from Ghostbusters
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for the last five years.
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But not this year.
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Teen Halloween
is about getting some,
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and I'm not talking about candy.
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-(chuckles)
-And I've always been that ghost
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made out of an Alvin
and the Chipmunks sheet,
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but, boy, do I love
the one I ordered.
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I'll be serving up
a mug of hot look
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as Gunther from Friends.
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I was happy to use
the little bit of extra cash
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we had this year
to get new ones.
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I raked the neighbors' leaves
for enjoyment,
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but they insisted on paying me.
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Except Vera, who had me
charged with leaf theft.
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(shouts)
They're here!
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Hello, I believe
you have our costumes.
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I don't know. I'm not allowed
to look in the box.
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That would be a felony.
Sometimes I shake 'em,
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-but not all the time.
-Wait, is that it?
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There are more.
Aren't there more?
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That's it. And there's a storm
coming through,
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so we're not expecting
anything else today.
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Ugh, that's so disappointing.
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Yeah, we all have
disappointments.
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I wanted to knock on your door
a minute ago,
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but you opened it
before I could.
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Okay, that doesn't really seem
like the same to me.
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You don't know
how much I love knocking.
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Okay, all right, whatever.
Bye. Thank you.
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Hmm. I don't think
anyone ordered this.
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It appears to be a cat costume.
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-Dibs. Mine.
-Moon, no.
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It's a sexy cat costume,
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and I've had to be Slimer
my whole life, so I get it.
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It's a cute cat costume,
and I need it.
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The cuter I am,
the more candy I get.
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I lost the green hat
to my pumpkin costume
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and I've worn it
so many times, it's brown.
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No one wants to give candy
to a brown circle, Judy.
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I need it. Crispin is already
coincidentally going
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as a laser pointer.
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Cats love those little things.
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It can be a couples costume.
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Honestly, I want it, too.
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Yeah, what a cool reason
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to drink milk out of a bowl
on the floor.
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How about we play
rock paper murder for it?
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-Let me get a knife.
-I'm sure we can figure this out
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without Moon killing
every single one of us.
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I know, Dad,
how about you decide?
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We can all try it on and you can
choose who gets to wear it.
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Yeah, you can be our judge.
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Like Alaska Supreme Court
Justice Dana Fabe.
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My God, she handled that snowman
trespassing case with grace.
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Sure, I'll watch all
of my children model a unitard
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and then pick
who gets to keep it.
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-What a perfect day.
-(brakes screech)
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Wait, do you hear that? Maybe
our costumes made it after all.
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Thanks for the ride, Santiago.
Good luck hiding from your mom.
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I will need it.
She is a most skilled hunter.
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Honeybee,
what are you doing here?
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All flights out were canceled
due to an offshore storm.
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Oh, no. But you've never missed
a Halloween with your family.
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I know. I've done a lot
of crying since I found out.
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I went through all
of Santiago's glove box napkins,
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then I blew my nose
into a bumper sticker
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and it got stuck to my face.
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Again? Oh, man.
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Oh, I guess that means
Jerry doesn't get to go either?
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Nope. And he's really sad
about it.
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I guess I'll try to look
on the bright side
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and join in on your
Halloween traditions.
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What time is
your spooky Halloween feast?
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Oh, we usually just have
Hamburger Helper.
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I guess it's spooky how much
it makes you go to the bathroom.
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Then what?
We hit a haunted house?
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We have a scary movie night?
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Watch the Hell Toy franchise
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where that doll eats children?
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Possessed Patsy stays eating.
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Most of the time
we just trick-or-treat
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for a few hours at the mall.
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Do they have zombies
or anything there?
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Last year there was
a middle-aged guy
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dressed as a Power Ranger.
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That sort of freaked me out.
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Well, let's at least get
some decorations up around here.
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We already decorated.
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Did you see
the pumpkin on our porch?
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I guess my family
goes a little harder
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than yours for Halloween.
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Halloween is the only thing that
everyone in my family loves.
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I never got into the curtain
shop like my parents are,
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we all have wildly different
taste in music,
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but when Halloween comes around,
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my family turns
into the Gilmore Girls.
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We share the same passions,
we talk really fast,
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and we spend an unhealthy amount
of time with each other.
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-(sighs) It's the best.
-Is there anything I can do?
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You know what? I think I'm gonna
sit this Halloween out.
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I'm just gonna go take a nap.
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-(cackles)
-(shouts)
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I must be tired.
I'm seeing things.
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(clears throat)
Hello.
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(screams)
Possessed Patsy?
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The cursed doll
who eats children
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from my favorite horror
movie franchise Hell Toy?
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That's me. But tonight
I play a bigger role.
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I'm the Ghost of...
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(demonic voice):
Halloween Past.
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-(giggles)
-Sorry, I never know
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when Zandack the Underlord
will speak through me.
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(laughs) Sorry, I know
I'm supposed to be scared,
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but it really makes me giggle.
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You won't be laughing
when I munch your entrails.
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(giggles)
May I have a juice box?
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-(laughs) Uh, you want
apple or grape?
-Grape.
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So you're the Ghost
of Halloween Past?
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-Like from A Christmas Carol?
-(laughs): No.
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This is a completely original,
unrelated idea.
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I'm here because you lost
your Halloween way.
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I've been summoned to take you
on a journey
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to reveal to you
the true spirit of Halloween.
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Yeah, that also sounds
like A Christmas Carol.
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It's not A Christmas Carol,
Honeybee.
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Okay, fine. Let's do this thing.
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-This is Halloween Past.
-There's me. Can I see me?
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HONEYBEE:
I mean, I can see me,
but can that me see me?
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No one in the memory can see us.
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Or help you when I skewer
your eyeholes with kebabs
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and serve you to Satan.
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(laughs):
I'm not gonna do that.
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The Underlord says
a lot of crazy stuff.
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-Sorry.
-Don't apologize,
Possessed Patsy.
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Women should be allowed to
be themselves in the workplace.
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HONEYBEE:
Aw, Dad's getting
the fake blood ready.
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And, look, Mom just walked in
with a bag of bones.
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Louis, you got to see what I got
from the medical supplier.
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Some of these femurs
look extremely real.
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Granny Shaw is hanging
the cobwebs.
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(gasps) But, wait,
where is your brother?
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Oh, he's outside
carving pumpkins.
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That's always been his thing.
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See, we all have
our little jobs we do
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when getting ready
for Shaw-o-ween.
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It's our annual party.
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It's the only day of the year my
parents close the curtain shop.
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This is only the beginning
of what shall be revealed
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over the course
of five more memories.
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Five? No. We can just stop here.
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But I have a lesson
for you to learn.
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I think I got it already.
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You're showing me that
I shouldn't skip Halloween
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just because of some storm.
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And when I wake up,
I'll go to the mall
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and trick-or-treat
with the Tobins or whatever.
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Lesson learned.
I won't be a Halloween humbug.
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But seeing more memories
of my family
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will only make me sadder
right now.
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Okay, so that's what
the lesson is?
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You think you're smarter than
an ancient possessed plaything?
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Burn in hell.
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Oh, sorry, I didn't
mean to offend...
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
it's fine.
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No one trusts women
to do their jobs.
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We can get going.
I have a bunch of nightmares
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I have to do tonight,
so that's actually great for me.
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Sorry, Patsy.
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You'll be sorry
when I eat your toes
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like mini corn dogs.
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HAM:
Okay.
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I have the costume on.
What am I supposed to do?
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Right. The rules. Uh...
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Please come down the stairs,
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make a straightforward statement
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of why you should have it,
and...
242
00:08:04,639 --> 00:08:05,822
Oh, and sing a quick song
about it.
243
00:08:06,049 --> 00:08:08,550
-Uh, sure, okay.
-Ham, hit it.
244
00:08:08,643 --> 00:08:10,643
Oh, I'll hit it.
245
00:08:10,737 --> 00:08:13,071
♪ My lover Crispin said ♪
246
00:08:13,165 --> 00:08:16,074
♪ He'd be a laser pointer
for Halloween ♪
247
00:08:16,168 --> 00:08:18,226
♪ Then this cat costume came ♪
248
00:08:18,228 --> 00:08:21,246
♪ And I knew
it was meant to be ♪
249
00:08:21,398 --> 00:08:24,174
♪ With tail
and kitty paw gloves ♪
250
00:08:24,325 --> 00:08:28,753
♪ Tonight we'll have
nine loves. ♪
251
00:08:28,847 --> 00:08:30,421
I'm convinced.
Ham should get it.
252
00:08:30,574 --> 00:08:31,681
What? No!
253
00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:32,832
Dad, we all get a turn.
254
00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:36,102
Right. Well, then,
I'm unconvinced.
255
00:08:36,671 --> 00:08:37,854
Oh, wow.
256
00:08:38,081 --> 00:08:40,524
-What a weird dream.
-GUY FIERI: Tell me about it.
257
00:08:40,751 --> 00:08:42,692
-(screams)
-I love hearing about dreams.
258
00:08:42,844 --> 00:08:44,919
Once, the Barefoot Contessa
told me all her dreams
259
00:08:45,013 --> 00:08:47,364
were about boots.
Really makes you think.
260
00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,348
Guy Fieri?
I must still be dreaming.
261
00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:52,184
I appear when you need me,
Honeybee. I'm your Guy.
262
00:08:52,204 --> 00:08:54,353
Oh, no, I'm embarrassed
you're seeing my tiny kitchen.
263
00:08:54,431 --> 00:08:56,948
I bet your kitchen is huge
and has a mechanical bull in it
264
00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,208
that you use
to mix up your dips.
265
00:08:58,359 --> 00:08:59,859
Don't be silly, Honeybee.
266
00:08:59,953 --> 00:09:02,212
I keep my mechanical bull in my
rec room like a normal person.
267
00:09:02,363 --> 00:09:03,547
Now we better get going.
268
00:09:03,698 --> 00:09:06,124
Tonight I'm more of a ghost
than a host.
269
00:09:06,276 --> 00:09:07,776
The Ghost of Halloween Present.
270
00:09:07,794 --> 00:09:10,387
Now keep an open mind. Things
might look like a trash can,
271
00:09:10,614 --> 00:09:13,782
but lift the trash can up?
Nachos.
272
00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,300
Okay, what we're gonna see here
273
00:09:15,394 --> 00:09:17,786
is the moment Jerry called you
when you were at the airport.
274
00:09:17,804 --> 00:09:19,045
He's picking up his phone.
275
00:09:19,064 --> 00:09:20,880
All right. Here goes.
276
00:09:20,899 --> 00:09:22,065
GUY:
And now he's hesitating.
277
00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:23,308
No. I don't want to watch it.
278
00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:24,976
I hate seeing my brother sad.
279
00:09:25,070 --> 00:09:26,294
Honeybee. Hey.
280
00:09:26,387 --> 00:09:27,979
-We're not done here.
-But I'm done. I get it.
281
00:09:28,073 --> 00:09:29,981
I should invite my brother
to join me and the Tobins
282
00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:32,467
for Halloween this year.
That's the lesson, right?
283
00:09:32,485 --> 00:09:34,578
Well, sort of. But I also
have a bunch more stuff
284
00:09:34,729 --> 00:09:35,912
to say to you, and I was excited
285
00:09:36,139 --> 00:09:37,655
when I got the script
for this dream.
286
00:09:37,808 --> 00:09:39,140
Later, I get to do an accent.
287
00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:40,733
Maybe you could make me
some Mac Daddy Mac n' Cheese
288
00:09:40,902 --> 00:09:42,234
to help me feel better.
289
00:09:42,329 --> 00:09:44,087
Honeybee, I'm a ghost,
we're standing in a hallway.
290
00:09:44,314 --> 00:09:47,073
I don't have the ingredients.
I mean, think things through.
291
00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:48,983
-Sorry.
-I am recording a song
292
00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:50,427
for my dirt bike
in my free time, though.
293
00:09:50,654 --> 00:09:52,244
I could sing you a little
to calm you down.
294
00:09:52,264 --> 00:09:53,746
Oh, no, I'm good...
295
00:09:53,765 --> 00:09:54,839
♪ Your brakes, your engine ♪
296
00:09:54,916 --> 00:09:56,007
♪ Your perfect little wheels ♪
297
00:09:56,101 --> 00:09:57,675
♪ I'll wrap you in a tortilla ♪
298
00:09:57,769 --> 00:09:59,269
♪ And I'll eat you as a meal ♪
299
00:09:59,496 --> 00:10:01,921
♪ When I'm riding my dirt bike,
I feel like a boss ♪
300
00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:03,348
♪ Life on the open road ♪
301
00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,610
♪ Now, that's the real
Donkey Sauce... ♪
302
00:10:06,761 --> 00:10:08,503
And then I do a sax solo.
303
00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:11,114
(imitates saxophone)
304
00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:14,692
-What do you think?
-It's uh... um... getting there.
305
00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:15,952
(hissing)
306
00:10:16,179 --> 00:10:18,288
JUDY:
Ah, crap.
He looks frickin' adorable.
307
00:10:18,439 --> 00:10:19,697
That's why I must have this.
308
00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:22,066
The cuter the costume,
the greater the candy haul.
309
00:10:22,218 --> 00:10:24,018
I must have more candy!
310
00:10:24,037 --> 00:10:26,688
Is it just me,
or are his pupils vibrating?
311
00:10:26,706 --> 00:10:29,448
Moon, why don't you just tell me
why you need the costume
312
00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:31,709
and then have
one glass of water?
313
00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:35,639
Never! ♪ Watch me go
from door to door ♪
314
00:10:35,866 --> 00:10:37,882
♪ Getting candy, getting more ♪
315
00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:40,551
♪ It's never enough,
never enough ♪
316
00:10:40,628 --> 00:10:43,571
♪ Won't stop
till I hit the floor. ♪
317
00:10:43,631 --> 00:10:44,873
(snoring)
318
00:10:44,891 --> 00:10:46,298
Well, we knew this was coming.
319
00:10:46,318 --> 00:10:48,134
He made it to 2:00 p.m.
this year.
320
00:10:48,153 --> 00:10:50,153
I'll take him up for a nap
and come back as a cat.
321
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,805
Oh, be sure to leave a couple
mini Snickers in his pillow case
322
00:10:52,899 --> 00:10:54,215
for when he wakes up.
323
00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:56,308
It's very dangerous for him
to go cold turkey.
324
00:10:56,328 --> 00:10:58,328
The cat's out of the bag.
325
00:10:58,479 --> 00:11:01,480
This costume fits me
purr-fectly. (chuckles)
326
00:11:01,574 --> 00:11:04,225
I'm obviously the pick
of the kitty litter.
327
00:11:04,318 --> 00:11:06,152
Oh, wait, actually,
I guess that would mean
328
00:11:06,171 --> 00:11:07,562
that I'm like a poop.
329
00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:10,064
But maybe I'm like
a cool sexual poop who...
330
00:11:10,158 --> 00:11:12,083
No. You know what? Never mind.
No, no, no, no.
331
00:11:12,235 --> 00:11:13,584
I'm just gonna do
my statement now.
332
00:11:13,737 --> 00:11:15,679
Oh, I thought that--
That wasn't your statement?
333
00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:17,163
All right, okay, here we go.
334
00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:19,424
♪ Well, here's a little story
I'd like to tell ♪
335
00:11:19,576 --> 00:11:21,759
♪ About a big green costume
you know so well ♪
336
00:11:21,912 --> 00:11:24,537
♪ It looks really stupid
and it smushes my face ♪
337
00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:27,782
♪ And absolutely no one wants to
go to third base with Slimer. ♪
338
00:11:27,784 --> 00:11:29,359
How would you even do that?
Like, where is third base
339
00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:30,919
on that guy?
You know what I mean?
340
00:11:31,087 --> 00:11:32,587
Judy, stop.
You can have the costume.
341
00:11:32,605 --> 00:11:33,922
Sounds like you're
going through a lot.
342
00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:36,107
What? No.
I haven't even gone yet.
343
00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:38,535
Oh, right. I forgot
that my married adult son
344
00:11:38,686 --> 00:11:40,778
also wants this cat costume.
345
00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:42,113
Being a talent show judge
is hard.
346
00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:43,915
Howie Mandel makes it look
so effortless.
347
00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,375
-(front door opens)
-(all gasp)
348
00:11:45,602 --> 00:11:47,860
I'm back. And to answer
your first question,
349
00:11:47,879 --> 00:11:49,528
I have no idea
how I got outside,
350
00:11:49,548 --> 00:11:52,364
but I feel refreshed
and I'm ready for more candy.
351
00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:53,942
(screams)
352
00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,778
Don't be alarmed. It's just
your friendly neighborhood
353
00:11:56,871 --> 00:11:58,221
Grim Reaper of death.
354
00:11:58,372 --> 00:12:00,765
Okay, you still look alarmed.
We can work through this.
355
00:12:04,062 --> 00:12:05,286
So, you're the
Ghost of Halloween Future.
356
00:12:05,305 --> 00:12:07,956
-How did you know?
-I've seen this movie
357
00:12:08,049 --> 00:12:09,899
and the remake
and the Muppets version.
358
00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:11,793
Why are you all surprised
I know this stuff?
359
00:12:11,811 --> 00:12:13,219
Literally everyone
knows this story.
360
00:12:13,313 --> 00:12:16,631
Well, I'm here because
I have a lesson to teach you.
361
00:12:16,649 --> 00:12:18,057
Right. Okay. So far,
362
00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:19,817
I know that I should still
celebrate Halloween today,
363
00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,986
and I should invite my brother
so he doesn't feel left out.
364
00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:24,730
Let's see what else
you've got to add, Grim.
365
00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:27,475
Why are we back
at my brother's place?
366
00:12:27,494 --> 00:12:29,235
But is it your brother's place?
367
00:12:29,254 --> 00:12:32,313
Whoa. Why is Cheesecake here?
And why is he naked?
368
00:12:32,332 --> 00:12:33,815
-And where is my brother?
-New Mexico.
369
00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:37,076
That's where he lives now.
Cheesecake took over his lease.
370
00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:39,596
Ooh, look at that,
big sale at Vodka World.
371
00:12:39,747 --> 00:12:41,097
Now, where are my pants?
372
00:12:41,266 --> 00:12:44,934
We're in the future, remember?
And today is Halloween.
373
00:12:45,086 --> 00:12:46,177
So, Jerry moved away,
374
00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:47,920
and he doesn't even visit me
on Halloween?
375
00:12:47,939 --> 00:12:50,515
I said I'd invite him
to the festivities today.
376
00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:51,516
What the heck?
377
00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:53,592
The answer you seek
lives within me,
378
00:12:53,612 --> 00:12:55,111
so let me show you who I am.
379
00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:57,322
-Can you hold my scythe?
-Sure.
380
00:12:58,675 --> 00:13:00,341
(gasps) Girl, you're me?
381
00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,177
Wait, I'm the answer? Oh...
382
00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:06,105
Patsy said you guys were showing
me the true spirit of Halloween,
383
00:13:06,124 --> 00:13:08,016
and the true spirit is me.
384
00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:10,868
I can't just join in
on the Tobin traditions.
385
00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:12,687
I have to bring
my family's party--
386
00:13:12,705 --> 00:13:14,038
Shaw-o-ween-- to Lone Moose.
387
00:13:14,132 --> 00:13:16,115
Nope, that's not exactly
the lesson...
388
00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:18,693
Oh, she's gone.
Damn, that girl stole my scythe.
389
00:13:18,711 --> 00:13:22,505
Ah! What day is it?
Oh, good, it's still Halloween.
390
00:13:22,732 --> 00:13:25,716
I can fix this. Ooh, and J.Lo
shut down the red carpet
391
00:13:25,811 --> 00:13:27,459
in a barely there skort?
392
00:13:27,479 --> 00:13:29,554
(groans) Can't read that now.
Later, later.
393
00:13:29,706 --> 00:13:31,055
Let me begin.
394
00:13:31,149 --> 00:13:33,817
♪ I walk like a cat,
I jump like a cat... ♪
395
00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,301
-(grunting)
-(other groaning)
396
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,635
-Son, you okay?
-Oh, my back.
397
00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:38,154
I don't want it.
I don't want the cat.
398
00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:39,547
Guys, I have to save Hallo...
399
00:13:39,566 --> 00:13:41,307
Wolf, why are you on the floor
in a cat costume?
400
00:13:41,401 --> 00:13:43,309
Oh don't worry about me.
What's up?
401
00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:46,054
I don't have to go to Fresno
to feel the Halloween spirit
402
00:13:46,072 --> 00:13:47,997
because the spirit
lives within me.
403
00:13:48,074 --> 00:13:49,982
I'm gonna throw
my own Shaw-o-ween party
404
00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,559
-here at the house tonight.
-Incredible.
405
00:13:51,728 --> 00:13:52,910
What should-- Aah!-- we do?
406
00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:54,729
Oh, you guys
don't have to do anything.
407
00:13:54,822 --> 00:13:58,066
-This is my area of expertise.
-Perfect, because
408
00:13:58,084 --> 00:14:00,877
I cannot move. (laughs)
Good luck, my spooky sweetie.
409
00:14:01,104 --> 00:14:02,846
-(groans)
-Okay, Dad, time to choose.
410
00:14:02,997 --> 00:14:04,681
-Who wins the cat costume?
-Hmm.
411
00:14:04,832 --> 00:14:07,742
You were all really convincing.
I need time to decide.
412
00:14:07,835 --> 00:14:10,728
I'll take the costume to my room
and give it a think.
413
00:14:11,748 --> 00:14:13,264
Oh, my.
414
00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:17,026
♪ The winner is me. ♪
415
00:14:17,253 --> 00:14:20,088
-Wait, you get the costume?
-Dad, no!
416
00:14:20,106 --> 00:14:22,273
-Fetch my hammer.
-I'm sorry, children,
417
00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:25,776
but for certain reasons
that I cannot disclose,
418
00:14:25,929 --> 00:14:27,236
the costume chose me.
419
00:14:27,463 --> 00:14:29,706
Is it 'cause your ding dong
looks great in that cat leotard?
420
00:14:29,857 --> 00:14:32,116
What? No. I... Look out.
421
00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:34,544
Dang. Can't believe he got us
with "look out."
422
00:14:34,695 --> 00:14:36,546
(sighs) Well, slimed again.
423
00:14:36,697 --> 00:14:38,715
Time to go stuff a pack
of hot dogs in my mouth.
424
00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:40,884
♪ Saving Halloween,
saving Halloween ♪
425
00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:43,720
♪ Gettin' stuff for the party
'cause I'm saving Halloween. ♪
426
00:14:43,871 --> 00:14:46,781
Hey, Jerry. Come to the Tobins
as soon as you get this message.
427
00:14:46,874 --> 00:14:47,891
I'm gonna save Halloween,
428
00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:49,784
and you don't have
to move to New Mexico.
429
00:14:49,802 --> 00:14:51,285
WOLF:
I wonder what Honeybee's
430
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,563
up to in there. I think
we're in for a real treat,
431
00:14:53,714 --> 00:14:55,381
it's been a long time.
432
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,216
It's like she doesn't even care
how cold we are out here.
433
00:14:57,235 --> 00:14:59,218
That's how into Halloween
she is.
434
00:14:59,237 --> 00:15:00,719
I hope there's something spooky,
435
00:15:00,739 --> 00:15:03,464
like a pipe-cleaner spider
hanging from the ceiling.
436
00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:07,059
Aw, Honeybee, I love
your costume. What are you?
437
00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:08,894
I'm muffin butt trouble.
Get it?
438
00:15:08,914 --> 00:15:10,304
I'm a muffin
with hemorrhoid cream.
439
00:15:10,473 --> 00:15:11,897
Because I've got butt trouble.
440
00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:13,474
Wait, where is
the muffin's butt?
441
00:15:13,493 --> 00:15:15,084
Great question,
but let's table it for now
442
00:15:15,311 --> 00:15:16,811
because I can't wait
to show you what I've done.
443
00:15:16,829 --> 00:15:20,590
And now, for the first time
in Lone Moose, Shaw-o-ween.
444
00:15:20,741 --> 00:15:23,760
(Tobins whimpering)
445
00:15:24,671 --> 00:15:25,820
WOLF:
Oh, gonna barf.
446
00:15:25,913 --> 00:15:27,746
What are these eyeballs
made out of?
447
00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:29,098
Eyeballs. From the meat market.
448
00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,601
(gags) Hey. Cool.
449
00:15:31,752 --> 00:15:33,177
I have a new worst moment.
450
00:15:33,329 --> 00:15:35,254
-Isn't it fun to be this scared?
-(phone ringing)
451
00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:37,256
Ooh, it's Jerry. Jerry, hi.
452
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,683
Kids, get the kerosene.
453
00:15:38,835 --> 00:15:41,185
We're burning this terrifying
house down right now.
454
00:15:41,337 --> 00:15:45,006
Great news, Jerry. I brought
Shaw-o-ween to Lone Moose.
455
00:15:45,099 --> 00:15:46,950
Um, wh-what
are you talking about?
456
00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:49,101
We're having Mom and Dad's
party at the Tobins.
457
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,288
-Hurry up and get here.
-Actually... I can't come.
458
00:15:52,457 --> 00:15:54,606
What? But I did it.
The Tobins' house
459
00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:56,851
looks exactly like our parents'
house usually looks.
460
00:15:56,869 --> 00:15:58,519
You don't have to be sad
anymore. Why aren't you coming?
461
00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:02,281
Oh, just because. Don't worry
about me. Have fun, Honeybee.
462
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,709
Jerry's not coming? Huh.
463
00:16:04,785 --> 00:16:06,118
What am I missing?
464
00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,878
I have to go back to the
guest house to take another nap.
465
00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:09,380
I need to see those ghosts again
466
00:16:09,474 --> 00:16:11,140
and figure out
what's up with my brother.
467
00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:14,385
Thank God I can nap on command.
Ever since I was hypnotized
468
00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:15,886
by that magician
on my 12th birthday,
469
00:16:16,022 --> 00:16:17,888
I just have to whisper
"Camelback" and...
470
00:16:17,983 --> 00:16:20,233
(snores)
I-I'm up. Off I go.
471
00:16:23,396 --> 00:16:25,396
Got to go back to sleep
and figure out why Jerry
472
00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:27,139
doesn't want to come
to my Halloween party.
473
00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:28,716
(whispers):
Camelback.
474
00:16:28,735 --> 00:16:30,476
Honeybee, what do you want?
This is our break.
475
00:16:30,495 --> 00:16:33,221
We were watching a clip of J.Lo
shutting down the red carpet
476
00:16:33,314 --> 00:16:34,646
with a barely there skort.
477
00:16:34,741 --> 00:16:36,390
Yeah, I'm definitely checking
that out later,
478
00:16:36,484 --> 00:16:37,667
but, guys and Guy,
479
00:16:37,894 --> 00:16:39,744
I know you were trying
to show me something earlier
480
00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:41,062
and I got it wrong, so show me
481
00:16:41,155 --> 00:16:42,988
all the things
I said to skip last time.
482
00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:44,656
Oh, so now you want me
to do the job
483
00:16:44,676 --> 00:16:46,158
I'm more than qualified for?
484
00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,326
How about I jump rope
485
00:16:47,345 --> 00:16:48,327
with your large intestine?
486
00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:49,587
I'm sorry I rushed you guys.
487
00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:51,589
I thought I knew
what point you were making.
488
00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:53,499
Well, haunted dolls
have feelings, too.
489
00:16:53,518 --> 00:16:55,518
Do you want me
to whip you up a snack, Patsy?
490
00:16:55,669 --> 00:16:57,169
I want buttered noodles.
491
00:16:57,188 --> 00:16:58,670
Guys, please, let's go.
492
00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:02,358
We're back at my parents'?
Oh, I remember this party.
493
00:17:02,585 --> 00:17:04,252
One of the best nights
of my life.
494
00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,920
Maybe for you, but look.
495
00:17:05,938 --> 00:17:07,697
Oh, Jerry,
can you give me a hand?
496
00:17:07,924 --> 00:17:08,865
-(screaming)
-(Ruth laughing)
497
00:17:09,016 --> 00:17:11,016
-I gave you a hand.
-Why?!
498
00:17:11,036 --> 00:17:13,536
Wait, Jerry is upset?
Why is Jerry upset?
499
00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,187
Let's see another year.
500
00:17:15,356 --> 00:17:17,431
Now, this is a sad one.
501
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:20,209
My grandmother actually passed
away the day before Halloween,
502
00:17:20,361 --> 00:17:22,211
and we decided to have the
party anyway as her funeral
503
00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:24,272
because she loved Halloween
so much.
504
00:17:24,365 --> 00:17:26,440
This is your grandma's
real funeral?
505
00:17:26,534 --> 00:17:27,608
(chuckles) Sure is.
506
00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,368
Keep an eye on Jerry
here, too, Honeybee.
507
00:17:29,387 --> 00:17:31,462
-Gotcha. I'm alive.
-(screaming)
508
00:17:31,614 --> 00:17:34,039
-Happy Halloween.
-(laughs)
-Why?!
509
00:17:34,059 --> 00:17:36,450
I got you guys, too. See?
It was all a joke.
510
00:17:36,544 --> 00:17:38,043
Why is she...?
Why would you guys...?
511
00:17:38,137 --> 00:17:41,138
No offense, but your family's
really creeping me out,
512
00:17:41,215 --> 00:17:42,807
and I'm a haunted doll
who eats children.
513
00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:45,050
I never noticed
how upset Jerry gets.
514
00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:48,796
My turn. Let's preheat this oven
back to Halloween Present.
515
00:17:48,889 --> 00:17:50,981
Playing Halloween Simulator
on the computer.
516
00:17:51,134 --> 00:17:52,316
Bye, Honeybee.
517
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:53,818
Yes! Did you hear that, Pumpky?
518
00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:56,579
I finally get to have
a nice Halloween.
519
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:57,988
We can be happy.
520
00:17:58,141 --> 00:18:01,084
(gasps) Jerry didn't want to go
to Fresno at all.
521
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:02,810
You missed stuff
in my part, too.
522
00:18:02,829 --> 00:18:05,922
And so that's how I ended up
moving here to New Mexico,
523
00:18:06,073 --> 00:18:07,998
to avoid ever having
to spend Halloween
524
00:18:08,093 --> 00:18:10,075
with my sister
or my parents again.
525
00:18:10,095 --> 00:18:12,244
Our family is scattered
to the winds on Halloween,
526
00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:13,745
and it is all my fault.
527
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,080
Totally your fault.
528
00:18:15,174 --> 00:18:16,415
I got to fix this. But how?
529
00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:18,083
You know, Honeybee,
there are nights
530
00:18:18,177 --> 00:18:20,436
where we've had to shut down
one of my restaurants
531
00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:21,938
due to flavor overload.
532
00:18:22,089 --> 00:18:24,014
You want flavor,
but if you have too much flavor,
533
00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,334
then you've got
Aunt Beverly passing out
534
00:18:26,352 --> 00:18:28,686
from sheer delight, and then
no one's having fun anymore.
535
00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,947
Maybe it's time to consider
serving your brother
536
00:18:31,174 --> 00:18:33,691
a Halloween that's just
a little less smothered
537
00:18:33,843 --> 00:18:36,360
in my signature
Cumin Lime Mojo sauce.
538
00:18:36,512 --> 00:18:38,679
Yes, that's it.
Thank you, Guy Fieri.
539
00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:39,680
Let's wake up.
540
00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:41,198
Hey, Jerrybee.
541
00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:43,351
Thank you for agreeing to come.
The party's about to start,
542
00:18:43,369 --> 00:18:44,776
but I won't make you stay
543
00:18:44,796 --> 00:18:46,278
or look at all
the decorations inside.
544
00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:47,571
-Is this a trick?
-No.
545
00:18:47,632 --> 00:18:49,281
I realized that me and the rest
of our family
546
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,192
have always pushed
all this scary stuff on you,
547
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:54,195
and it freaks you out. I know
how much you hate Halloween.
548
00:18:54,288 --> 00:18:56,472
But I don't hate Halloween.
I just hate
549
00:18:56,624 --> 00:18:58,457
our family's version
of Halloween.
550
00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:01,385
I'm a Hallo-weenie, okay?
And I don't like getting scared.
551
00:19:01,537 --> 00:19:03,053
Why have you never told me this?
552
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:06,207
Well, I always wanted
to get into it with you guys,
553
00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:08,209
but this being my first year
away from home,
554
00:19:08,227 --> 00:19:10,711
I thought maybe instead
of being terrified,
555
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,214
I could spend Halloween
just being Jerry.
556
00:19:13,307 --> 00:19:15,232
Jerrified. And the truth is,
557
00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:17,476
I was never even going to
come to the airport today.
558
00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,737
That's what I was calling
to tell you this morning.
559
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,831
Shaw-o-ween is behind me now.
560
00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:23,724
Well, it makes me kind of sad,
561
00:19:23,743 --> 00:19:26,243
but I'd be sadder thinking I was
scaring the crap out of you
562
00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:28,746
every year and, as a result,
you'd move to New Mexico.
563
00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:30,006
-What?
-Oh, never mind,
564
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,657
it's just something
Guy Fieri showed me.
565
00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:33,009
-What?!
-Nothing. So, tell me,
566
00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:35,586
What would your perfect
Jerrified Halloween be?
567
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,513
Well, I was gonna do
a Halloween movie night.
568
00:19:37,665 --> 00:19:39,590
Twitches with
Tia and Tamera Mowry.
569
00:19:39,684 --> 00:19:41,166
Then Devil Wears Prada.
570
00:19:41,244 --> 00:19:42,910
Devil Wears Prada
isn't a Halloween movie, Jerry.
571
00:19:42,929 --> 00:19:45,763
The way Miranda Priestly acts
in an office environment
572
00:19:45,915 --> 00:19:47,097
chills me to the bone.
573
00:19:47,174 --> 00:19:48,858
And, Honeybee,
this kind of judgment
574
00:19:49,085 --> 00:19:50,693
is why I didn't want
to tell you this stuff.
575
00:19:50,844 --> 00:19:53,754
You're right, you're right.
Here, I got you something.
576
00:19:53,756 --> 00:19:55,514
-I thought we could
carve them together.
-(gasps)
577
00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:58,609
-(Honeybee gasps)
-JERRY: Uh... Oh, no.
Who is this dude?
578
00:19:58,703 --> 00:19:59,927
-Die!
-(Jerry screaming)
579
00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:02,205
-Die!
-No, no, no, no, no!
580
00:20:02,356 --> 00:20:05,115
(screams) Why, why, why, why?
581
00:20:05,268 --> 00:20:08,285
I-I'm just a Halloween-o-gram.
Please calm down.
582
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:11,138
I was sent by
a Ruth and Louis Shaw.
583
00:20:11,198 --> 00:20:13,274
Our parents got me again?!
584
00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:15,384
Why?! Oh, I'm not safe anywhere!
585
00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:17,220
Thank you for your time, sir.
I loved it.
586
00:20:17,447 --> 00:20:19,129
-(panicked breathing)
-Jerry. Jerry.
You got to calm down.
587
00:20:19,282 --> 00:20:21,039
You know what?
Why don't you just stay out here
588
00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:22,783
and greet the party guests
as they arrive?
589
00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:25,544
I think I know some other people
who would join you.
590
00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:27,212
Wolf, Beef, guys.
591
00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:29,548
WOLF:
Sorry, we were hiding
from your decorations.
592
00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:32,384
Yeah, I'm kind of realizing
today that not everybody
593
00:20:32,478 --> 00:20:34,144
likes to do Halloween
the way I do.
594
00:20:34,239 --> 00:20:36,405
-You guys want to keep Jerry
company out here?
-Hi, Beef.
595
00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:39,408
Great costume. Since when did
they put the tail in the front?
596
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,726
(giggles)
597
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,303
Don't worry, babe.
I'll tone it down next year.
598
00:20:42,321 --> 00:20:45,139
Oh, no, no, no, you're
definitely going to Fresno
599
00:20:45,232 --> 00:20:46,916
next year, my Casper
the Lovely Ghost.
600
00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:47,992
This was terrifying,
601
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,660
and we did not enjoy it.
602
00:20:49,812 --> 00:20:51,328
Here's my kind of decorations.
603
00:20:51,481 --> 00:20:54,148
-A light up-sign. It says "boo."
-Ugh.
604
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,317
And here's
my Frankenstein candy bowl.
605
00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:58,744
You press the bolts on his neck
and Skittles come out.
606
00:20:58,912 --> 00:21:00,412
-I hate it.
-This is kind of scary.
607
00:21:00,506 --> 00:21:03,657
-It's a ghost and a bat.
-Why are they holding hands?
608
00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:04,992
They're in love.
609
00:21:05,011 --> 00:21:06,585
And look, my coat rack
is a skeleton.
610
00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:09,272
It looks like he's waving.
Hi, Honeybee.
611
00:21:09,423 --> 00:21:10,439
I think I'm gonna throw up.
612
00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:11,607
We should find out
if you're adopted.
613
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,167
This Dracula sings
614
00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,593
"Disturbia" by Rihanna.
615
00:21:14,612 --> 00:21:16,837
-Please don't press that button.
-Oh, I'm pressing it.
616
00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:19,264
-I'm pressing it. Pressed.
-No, no!
617
00:21:19,284 --> 00:21:20,616
♪ Time to get Jerrified. ♪
618
00:21:20,768 --> 00:21:21,842
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