1 00:00:01,232 --> 00:00:04,991 ♪ The Great North, here we live, oh, oh ♪ 2 00:00:05,011 --> 00:00:06,176 ♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪ 3 00:00:06,328 --> 00:00:07,753 ♪ From longest night to longest day ♪ 4 00:00:07,905 --> 00:00:11,598 ♪ In the Great North. ♪ 5 00:00:13,519 --> 00:00:15,310 (cheering) 6 00:00:19,917 --> 00:00:21,933 WOLF: I guess this is goodbye. 7 00:00:22,028 --> 00:00:23,527 I'll always love you, Honeybee. Always. 8 00:00:23,678 --> 00:00:25,771 Wolf, it's just a quick trip to Fresno. 9 00:00:25,923 --> 00:00:27,680 But I'll love you forever, too, and I'll say your name 10 00:00:27,700 --> 00:00:30,367 whenever I look up at the stars, and I'll see you in two days. 11 00:00:30,519 --> 00:00:32,018 I wish I could come with you, but Dad and I 12 00:00:32,112 --> 00:00:34,204 have some emergency maintenance to do on the boat. 13 00:00:34,373 --> 00:00:36,373 The sonar is being a bo-nar. 14 00:00:36,525 --> 00:00:38,358 And I'd love to help, but you know Jerry and I 15 00:00:38,452 --> 00:00:41,045 have never missed my parents' annual Halloween party. 16 00:00:41,272 --> 00:00:42,621 -Not once. -I get it. 17 00:00:42,773 --> 00:00:43,772 It's your favorite holiday. 18 00:00:43,865 --> 00:00:45,031 And you're my favorite husband. 19 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:46,884 I know there's literally no competition, 20 00:00:47,035 --> 00:00:49,219 but thank you so much for saying that. 21 00:00:49,446 --> 00:00:50,445 Mwah. 22 00:00:50,464 --> 00:00:51,722 Santiago. 23 00:00:51,949 --> 00:00:53,131 -Mind if I join you? -Not at all. 24 00:00:53,284 --> 00:00:54,616 I'm headed to San Diego. 25 00:00:54,785 --> 00:00:56,968 My mother escaped from her assisted living facility. 26 00:00:57,121 --> 00:00:58,954 I'm so sorry. I hope you find her. 27 00:00:59,047 --> 00:01:00,380 Oh, no. The facility is here. 28 00:01:00,399 --> 00:01:02,307 I'm leaving town so I won't run into her. 29 00:01:02,459 --> 00:01:04,050 Well, I'm headed to Fresno with my brother 30 00:01:04,070 --> 00:01:05,569 for my family's Halloween party tonight. 31 00:01:05,679 --> 00:01:08,405 It's a huge bash. Everyone in Fresno comes. 32 00:01:08,557 --> 00:01:10,741 Even the mayor. He's awful, but he comes. 33 00:01:10,892 --> 00:01:12,242 Me and Jerry wouldn't miss it for the world. 34 00:01:12,411 --> 00:01:13,652 CLERK: Attention, everyone. 35 00:01:13,779 --> 00:01:14,912 There's a major storm offshore. 36 00:01:15,063 --> 00:01:16,396 All outbound planes are now grounded 37 00:01:16,415 --> 00:01:19,083 -for the next 24 hours. -(gasps) Oh, no. 38 00:01:19,310 --> 00:01:20,567 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 39 00:01:20,644 --> 00:01:22,160 Uh, sorry to bother you, but I got to get home. 40 00:01:22,254 --> 00:01:24,162 Is there any flight out of here that I can take? 41 00:01:24,256 --> 00:01:26,815 Nothing I can do, sweetie. I don't control the weather. 42 00:01:26,908 --> 00:01:28,317 (whispers): The birds do. 43 00:01:28,335 --> 00:01:29,760 -Okay. -(phone rings) 44 00:01:29,911 --> 00:01:31,578 -Jerry. -Hey, Honeybee, I... 45 00:01:31,672 --> 00:01:33,413 I was just about to call you. Our flight is canceled. 46 00:01:33,507 --> 00:01:35,748 All flights are canceled. Are you here? 47 00:01:35,768 --> 00:01:37,175 No, I hadn't left yet. Dang. 48 00:01:37,328 --> 00:01:40,512 I guess I won't come now. I'll just go back to playing 49 00:01:40,606 --> 00:01:42,755 Halloween Simulator on the computer. 50 00:01:42,924 --> 00:01:44,090 Bye, Honeybee. 51 00:01:44,110 --> 00:01:46,926 (sighs) Poor Jerry. He sounded so upset. 52 00:01:47,020 --> 00:01:48,337 I, too, am bummed out. 53 00:01:48,430 --> 00:01:51,189 I've been practicing my drink cart order all morning. 54 00:01:51,342 --> 00:01:53,508 "Water with ice, please." And now for nothing. 55 00:01:53,602 --> 00:01:56,194 Good morning, Ham. Ready to crush it? 56 00:01:56,288 --> 00:01:58,288 Oh, right. I forgot Dad lets you eat 57 00:01:58,515 --> 00:02:00,682 as much candy as you want on Halloween. 58 00:02:00,701 --> 00:02:02,200 Yeah, and I'm crushing it. 59 00:02:02,294 --> 00:02:04,202 Moon, you've got to pace yourself. 60 00:02:04,296 --> 00:02:05,704 -Can it, Beef. -Okay. 61 00:02:05,798 --> 00:02:08,690 According to the shipment tracker, our costumes are... 62 00:02:08,709 --> 00:02:09,875 one stop away. 63 00:02:09,969 --> 00:02:12,377 I honestly forget what a new costume feels like. 64 00:02:12,471 --> 00:02:14,287 We've been recycling old ones for so long. 65 00:02:14,306 --> 00:02:16,548 I can't believe I've had to be Slimer from Ghostbusters 66 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:18,033 for the last five years. 67 00:02:18,051 --> 00:02:18,976 But not this year. 68 00:02:19,203 --> 00:02:20,886 Teen Halloween is about getting some, 69 00:02:21,038 --> 00:02:22,387 and I'm not talking about candy. 70 00:02:22,481 --> 00:02:24,130 -(chuckles) -And I've always been that ghost 71 00:02:24,224 --> 00:02:25,816 made out of an Alvin and the Chipmunks sheet, 72 00:02:25,967 --> 00:02:27,376 but, boy, do I love the one I ordered. 73 00:02:27,469 --> 00:02:29,878 I'll be serving up a mug of hot look 74 00:02:29,971 --> 00:02:31,213 as Gunther from Friends. 75 00:02:31,306 --> 00:02:32,898 I was happy to use the little bit of extra cash 76 00:02:33,050 --> 00:02:34,474 we had this year to get new ones. 77 00:02:34,493 --> 00:02:36,643 I raked the neighbors' leaves for enjoyment, 78 00:02:36,737 --> 00:02:38,645 but they insisted on paying me. 79 00:02:38,664 --> 00:02:41,648 Except Vera, who had me charged with leaf theft. 80 00:02:41,667 --> 00:02:42,982 (shouts) They're here! 81 00:02:43,002 --> 00:02:46,152 Hello, I believe you have our costumes. 82 00:02:46,172 --> 00:02:48,063 I don't know. I'm not allowed to look in the box. 83 00:02:48,232 --> 00:02:50,065 That would be a felony. Sometimes I shake 'em, 84 00:02:50,083 --> 00:02:51,991 -but not all the time. -Wait, is that it? 85 00:02:52,052 --> 00:02:53,510 There are more. Aren't there more? 86 00:02:53,737 --> 00:02:55,237 That's it. And there's a storm coming through, 87 00:02:55,255 --> 00:02:57,255 so we're not expecting anything else today. 88 00:02:57,408 --> 00:02:58,924 Ugh, that's so disappointing. 89 00:02:59,018 --> 00:03:01,092 Yeah, we all have disappointments. 90 00:03:01,245 --> 00:03:02,352 I wanted to knock on your door a minute ago, 91 00:03:02,504 --> 00:03:04,021 but you opened it before I could. 92 00:03:04,172 --> 00:03:06,005 Okay, that doesn't really seem like the same to me. 93 00:03:06,025 --> 00:03:07,524 You don't know how much I love knocking. 94 00:03:07,676 --> 00:03:10,101 Okay, all right, whatever. Bye. Thank you. 95 00:03:10,254 --> 00:03:12,637 Hmm. I don't think anyone ordered this. 96 00:03:12,789 --> 00:03:14,773 It appears to be a cat costume. 97 00:03:14,925 --> 00:03:16,650 -Dibs. Mine. -Moon, no. 98 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,093 It's a sexy cat costume, 99 00:03:18,186 --> 00:03:20,019 and I've had to be Slimer my whole life, so I get it. 100 00:03:20,039 --> 00:03:22,372 It's a cute cat costume, and I need it. 101 00:03:22,524 --> 00:03:24,023 The cuter I am, the more candy I get. 102 00:03:24,043 --> 00:03:25,951 I lost the green hat to my pumpkin costume 103 00:03:26,103 --> 00:03:27,694 and I've worn it so many times, it's brown. 104 00:03:27,713 --> 00:03:30,380 No one wants to give candy to a brown circle, Judy. 105 00:03:30,607 --> 00:03:33,275 I need it. Crispin is already coincidentally going 106 00:03:33,293 --> 00:03:34,292 as a laser pointer. 107 00:03:34,369 --> 00:03:35,777 Cats love those little things. 108 00:03:35,796 --> 00:03:38,113 It can be a couples costume. 109 00:03:38,131 --> 00:03:39,114 Honestly, I want it, too. 110 00:03:39,207 --> 00:03:40,449 Yeah, what a cool reason 111 00:03:40,467 --> 00:03:42,300 to drink milk out of a bowl on the floor. 112 00:03:42,453 --> 00:03:44,119 How about we play rock paper murder for it? 113 00:03:44,137 --> 00:03:46,379 -Let me get a knife. -I'm sure we can figure this out 114 00:03:46,398 --> 00:03:48,306 without Moon killing every single one of us. 115 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,308 I know, Dad, how about you decide? 116 00:03:50,461 --> 00:03:52,627 We can all try it on and you can choose who gets to wear it. 117 00:03:52,646 --> 00:03:54,053 Yeah, you can be our judge. 118 00:03:54,073 --> 00:03:56,147 Like Alaska Supreme Court Justice Dana Fabe. 119 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:59,576 My God, she handled that snowman trespassing case with grace. 120 00:03:59,728 --> 00:04:02,562 Sure, I'll watch all of my children model a unitard 121 00:04:02,656 --> 00:04:03,972 and then pick who gets to keep it. 122 00:04:04,065 --> 00:04:05,657 -What a perfect day. -(brakes screech) 123 00:04:05,809 --> 00:04:08,252 Wait, do you hear that? Maybe our costumes made it after all. 124 00:04:08,479 --> 00:04:11,480 Thanks for the ride, Santiago. Good luck hiding from your mom. 125 00:04:11,573 --> 00:04:14,499 I will need it. She is a most skilled hunter. 126 00:04:14,593 --> 00:04:16,151 Honeybee, what are you doing here? 127 00:04:16,169 --> 00:04:18,169 All flights out were canceled due to an offshore storm. 128 00:04:18,322 --> 00:04:21,323 Oh, no. But you've never missed a Halloween with your family. 129 00:04:21,341 --> 00:04:24,417 I know. I've done a lot of crying since I found out. 130 00:04:24,436 --> 00:04:26,661 I went through all of Santiago's glove box napkins, 131 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:28,330 then I blew my nose into a bumper sticker 132 00:04:28,423 --> 00:04:30,089 and it got stuck to my face. 133 00:04:30,109 --> 00:04:31,591 Again? Oh, man. 134 00:04:31,685 --> 00:04:34,278 Oh, I guess that means Jerry doesn't get to go either? 135 00:04:34,446 --> 00:04:36,095 Nope. And he's really sad about it. 136 00:04:36,115 --> 00:04:37,614 I guess I'll try to look on the bright side 137 00:04:37,691 --> 00:04:39,599 and join in on your Halloween traditions. 138 00:04:39,618 --> 00:04:41,526 What time is your spooky Halloween feast? 139 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:43,845 Oh, we usually just have Hamburger Helper. 140 00:04:43,938 --> 00:04:46,290 I guess it's spooky how much it makes you go to the bathroom. 141 00:04:46,517 --> 00:04:47,791 Then what? We hit a haunted house? 142 00:04:47,942 --> 00:04:49,200 We have a scary movie night? 143 00:04:49,295 --> 00:04:50,702 Watch the Hell Toy franchise 144 00:04:50,854 --> 00:04:52,129 where that doll eats children? 145 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,964 Possessed Patsy stays eating. 146 00:04:54,115 --> 00:04:56,041 Most of the time we just trick-or-treat 147 00:04:56,135 --> 00:04:57,359 for a few hours at the mall. 148 00:04:57,452 --> 00:04:59,027 Do they have zombies or anything there? 149 00:04:59,087 --> 00:05:00,620 Last year there was a middle-aged guy 150 00:05:00,714 --> 00:05:01,805 dressed as a Power Ranger. 151 00:05:01,956 --> 00:05:03,323 That sort of freaked me out. 152 00:05:03,325 --> 00:05:06,051 Well, let's at least get some decorations up around here. 153 00:05:06,203 --> 00:05:07,369 We already decorated. 154 00:05:07,462 --> 00:05:08,979 Did you see the pumpkin on our porch? 155 00:05:09,130 --> 00:05:10,480 I guess my family goes a little harder 156 00:05:10,632 --> 00:05:12,057 than yours for Halloween. 157 00:05:12,209 --> 00:05:14,484 Halloween is the only thing that everyone in my family loves. 158 00:05:14,636 --> 00:05:16,711 I never got into the curtain shop like my parents are, 159 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:18,655 we all have wildly different taste in music, 160 00:05:18,807 --> 00:05:20,215 but when Halloween comes around, 161 00:05:20,308 --> 00:05:22,050 my family turns into the Gilmore Girls. 162 00:05:22,069 --> 00:05:24,328 We share the same passions, we talk really fast, 163 00:05:24,555 --> 00:05:26,721 and we spend an unhealthy amount of time with each other. 164 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:29,224 -(sighs) It's the best. -Is there anything I can do? 165 00:05:29,317 --> 00:05:32,169 You know what? I think I'm gonna sit this Halloween out. 166 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,588 I'm just gonna go take a nap. 167 00:05:36,567 --> 00:05:38,249 -(cackles) -(shouts) 168 00:05:38,402 --> 00:05:41,094 I must be tired. I'm seeing things. 169 00:05:42,330 --> 00:05:44,756 (clears throat) Hello. 170 00:05:44,908 --> 00:05:46,241 (screams) Possessed Patsy? 171 00:05:46,334 --> 00:05:47,667 The cursed doll who eats children 172 00:05:47,686 --> 00:05:49,578 from my favorite horror movie franchise Hell Toy? 173 00:05:49,596 --> 00:05:52,171 That's me. But tonight I play a bigger role. 174 00:05:52,191 --> 00:05:53,339 I'm the Ghost of... 175 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:54,916 (demonic voice): Halloween Past. 176 00:05:55,009 --> 00:05:56,601 -(giggles) -Sorry, I never know 177 00:05:56,753 --> 00:05:59,529 when Zandack the Underlord will speak through me. 178 00:05:59,756 --> 00:06:02,032 (laughs) Sorry, I know I'm supposed to be scared, 179 00:06:02,259 --> 00:06:03,516 but it really makes me giggle. 180 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:05,518 You won't be laughing when I munch your entrails. 181 00:06:05,537 --> 00:06:07,762 (giggles) May I have a juice box? 182 00:06:07,856 --> 00:06:10,999 -(laughs) Uh, you want apple or grape? -Grape. 183 00:06:14,121 --> 00:06:15,604 So you're the Ghost of Halloween Past? 184 00:06:15,622 --> 00:06:17,439 -Like from A Christmas Carol? -(laughs): No. 185 00:06:17,457 --> 00:06:20,199 This is a completely original, unrelated idea. 186 00:06:20,219 --> 00:06:22,961 I'm here because you lost your Halloween way. 187 00:06:23,113 --> 00:06:25,113 I've been summoned to take you on a journey 188 00:06:25,206 --> 00:06:27,115 to reveal to you the true spirit of Halloween. 189 00:06:27,134 --> 00:06:29,059 Yeah, that also sounds like A Christmas Carol. 190 00:06:29,136 --> 00:06:30,727 It's not A Christmas Carol, Honeybee. 191 00:06:30,954 --> 00:06:32,270 Okay, fine. Let's do this thing. 192 00:06:33,882 --> 00:06:36,458 -This is Halloween Past. -There's me. Can I see me? 193 00:06:36,476 --> 00:06:39,144 HONEYBEE: I mean, I can see me, but can that me see me? 194 00:06:39,238 --> 00:06:41,146 No one in the memory can see us. 195 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:42,981 Or help you when I skewer your eyeholes with kebabs 196 00:06:43,133 --> 00:06:44,466 and serve you to Satan. 197 00:06:44,484 --> 00:06:45,909 (laughs): I'm not gonna do that. 198 00:06:46,060 --> 00:06:47,986 The Underlord says a lot of crazy stuff. 199 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,138 -Sorry. -Don't apologize, Possessed Patsy. 200 00:06:50,231 --> 00:06:52,157 Women should be allowed to be themselves in the workplace. 201 00:06:52,251 --> 00:06:54,251 HONEYBEE: Aw, Dad's getting the fake blood ready. 202 00:06:54,478 --> 00:06:56,311 And, look, Mom just walked in with a bag of bones. 203 00:06:56,313 --> 00:06:58,571 Louis, you got to see what I got from the medical supplier. 204 00:06:58,665 --> 00:07:00,907 Some of these femurs look extremely real. 205 00:07:00,926 --> 00:07:02,909 Granny Shaw is hanging the cobwebs. 206 00:07:02,928 --> 00:07:05,095 (gasps) But, wait, where is your brother? 207 00:07:05,322 --> 00:07:06,821 Oh, he's outside carving pumpkins. 208 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:07,931 That's always been his thing. 209 00:07:08,082 --> 00:07:09,491 See, we all have our little jobs we do 210 00:07:09,584 --> 00:07:10,600 when getting ready for Shaw-o-ween. 211 00:07:10,752 --> 00:07:12,177 It's our annual party. 212 00:07:12,345 --> 00:07:14,329 It's the only day of the year my parents close the curtain shop. 213 00:07:14,422 --> 00:07:16,848 This is only the beginning of what shall be revealed 214 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,850 over the course of five more memories. 215 00:07:19,002 --> 00:07:20,444 Five? No. We can just stop here. 216 00:07:20,671 --> 00:07:22,353 But I have a lesson for you to learn. 217 00:07:22,506 --> 00:07:23,688 I think I got it already. 218 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:25,282 You're showing me that I shouldn't skip Halloween 219 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:26,766 just because of some storm. 220 00:07:26,860 --> 00:07:28,118 And when I wake up, I'll go to the mall 221 00:07:28,269 --> 00:07:29,619 and trick-or-treat with the Tobins or whatever. 222 00:07:29,771 --> 00:07:31,437 Lesson learned. I won't be a Halloween humbug. 223 00:07:31,531 --> 00:07:32,956 But seeing more memories of my family 224 00:07:33,107 --> 00:07:34,683 will only make me sadder right now. 225 00:07:34,701 --> 00:07:36,275 Okay, so that's what the lesson is? 226 00:07:36,369 --> 00:07:38,520 You think you're smarter than an ancient possessed plaything? 227 00:07:38,538 --> 00:07:39,463 Burn in hell. 228 00:07:39,690 --> 00:07:41,039 Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to offend... 229 00:07:41,133 --> 00:07:43,115 No, no, no, no, no, no, it's fine. 230 00:07:43,210 --> 00:07:44,634 No one trusts women to do their jobs. 231 00:07:44,786 --> 00:07:46,803 We can get going. I have a bunch of nightmares 232 00:07:47,030 --> 00:07:49,306 I have to do tonight, so that's actually great for me. 233 00:07:49,533 --> 00:07:50,532 Sorry, Patsy. 234 00:07:50,625 --> 00:07:52,050 You'll be sorry when I eat your toes 235 00:07:52,202 --> 00:07:54,052 like mini corn dogs. 236 00:07:54,204 --> 00:07:55,645 HAM: Okay. 237 00:07:55,797 --> 00:07:57,981 I have the costume on. What am I supposed to do? 238 00:07:58,132 --> 00:08:00,208 Right. The rules. Uh... 239 00:08:00,301 --> 00:08:01,710 Please come down the stairs, 240 00:08:01,803 --> 00:08:03,469 make a straightforward statement 241 00:08:03,489 --> 00:08:04,488 of why you should have it, and... 242 00:08:04,639 --> 00:08:05,822 Oh, and sing a quick song about it. 243 00:08:06,049 --> 00:08:08,550 -Uh, sure, okay. -Ham, hit it. 244 00:08:08,643 --> 00:08:10,643 Oh, I'll hit it. 245 00:08:10,737 --> 00:08:13,071 ♪ My lover Crispin said ♪ 246 00:08:13,165 --> 00:08:16,074 ♪ He'd be a laser pointer for Halloween ♪ 247 00:08:16,168 --> 00:08:18,226 ♪ Then this cat costume came ♪ 248 00:08:18,228 --> 00:08:21,246 ♪ And I knew it was meant to be ♪ 249 00:08:21,398 --> 00:08:24,174 ♪ With tail and kitty paw gloves ♪ 250 00:08:24,325 --> 00:08:28,753 ♪ Tonight we'll have nine loves. ♪ 251 00:08:28,847 --> 00:08:30,421 I'm convinced. Ham should get it. 252 00:08:30,574 --> 00:08:31,681 What? No! 253 00:08:31,833 --> 00:08:32,832 Dad, we all get a turn. 254 00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:36,102 Right. Well, then, I'm unconvinced. 255 00:08:36,671 --> 00:08:37,854 Oh, wow. 256 00:08:38,081 --> 00:08:40,524 -What a weird dream. -GUY FIERI: Tell me about it. 257 00:08:40,751 --> 00:08:42,692 -(screams) -I love hearing about dreams. 258 00:08:42,844 --> 00:08:44,919 Once, the Barefoot Contessa told me all her dreams 259 00:08:45,013 --> 00:08:47,364 were about boots. Really makes you think. 260 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:49,348 Guy Fieri? I must still be dreaming. 261 00:08:49,368 --> 00:08:52,184 I appear when you need me, Honeybee. I'm your Guy. 262 00:08:52,204 --> 00:08:54,353 Oh, no, I'm embarrassed you're seeing my tiny kitchen. 263 00:08:54,431 --> 00:08:56,948 I bet your kitchen is huge and has a mechanical bull in it 264 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,208 that you use to mix up your dips. 265 00:08:58,359 --> 00:08:59,859 Don't be silly, Honeybee. 266 00:08:59,953 --> 00:09:02,212 I keep my mechanical bull in my rec room like a normal person. 267 00:09:02,363 --> 00:09:03,547 Now we better get going. 268 00:09:03,698 --> 00:09:06,124 Tonight I'm more of a ghost than a host. 269 00:09:06,276 --> 00:09:07,776 The Ghost of Halloween Present. 270 00:09:07,794 --> 00:09:10,387 Now keep an open mind. Things might look like a trash can, 271 00:09:10,614 --> 00:09:13,782 but lift the trash can up? Nachos. 272 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,300 Okay, what we're gonna see here 273 00:09:15,394 --> 00:09:17,786 is the moment Jerry called you when you were at the airport. 274 00:09:17,804 --> 00:09:19,045 He's picking up his phone. 275 00:09:19,064 --> 00:09:20,880 All right. Here goes. 276 00:09:20,899 --> 00:09:22,065 GUY: And now he's hesitating. 277 00:09:22,292 --> 00:09:23,308 No. I don't want to watch it. 278 00:09:23,460 --> 00:09:24,976 I hate seeing my brother sad. 279 00:09:25,070 --> 00:09:26,294 Honeybee. Hey. 280 00:09:26,387 --> 00:09:27,979 -We're not done here. -But I'm done. I get it. 281 00:09:28,073 --> 00:09:29,981 I should invite my brother to join me and the Tobins 282 00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:32,467 for Halloween this year. That's the lesson, right? 283 00:09:32,485 --> 00:09:34,578 Well, sort of. But I also have a bunch more stuff 284 00:09:34,729 --> 00:09:35,912 to say to you, and I was excited 285 00:09:36,139 --> 00:09:37,655 when I got the script for this dream. 286 00:09:37,808 --> 00:09:39,140 Later, I get to do an accent. 287 00:09:39,233 --> 00:09:40,733 Maybe you could make me some Mac Daddy Mac n' Cheese 288 00:09:40,902 --> 00:09:42,234 to help me feel better. 289 00:09:42,329 --> 00:09:44,087 Honeybee, I'm a ghost, we're standing in a hallway. 290 00:09:44,314 --> 00:09:47,073 I don't have the ingredients. I mean, think things through. 291 00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:48,983 -Sorry. -I am recording a song 292 00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:50,427 for my dirt bike in my free time, though. 293 00:09:50,654 --> 00:09:52,244 I could sing you a little to calm you down. 294 00:09:52,264 --> 00:09:53,746 Oh, no, I'm good... 295 00:09:53,765 --> 00:09:54,839 ♪ Your brakes, your engine ♪ 296 00:09:54,916 --> 00:09:56,007 ♪ Your perfect little wheels ♪ 297 00:09:56,101 --> 00:09:57,675 ♪ I'll wrap you in a tortilla ♪ 298 00:09:57,769 --> 00:09:59,269 ♪ And I'll eat you as a meal ♪ 299 00:09:59,496 --> 00:10:01,921 ♪ When I'm riding my dirt bike, I feel like a boss ♪ 300 00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:03,348 ♪ Life on the open road ♪ 301 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,610 ♪ Now, that's the real Donkey Sauce... ♪ 302 00:10:06,761 --> 00:10:08,503 And then I do a sax solo. 303 00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:11,114 (imitates saxophone) 304 00:10:11,341 --> 00:10:14,692 -What do you think? -It's uh... um... getting there. 305 00:10:14,845 --> 00:10:15,952 (hissing) 306 00:10:16,179 --> 00:10:18,288 JUDY: Ah, crap. He looks frickin' adorable. 307 00:10:18,439 --> 00:10:19,697 That's why I must have this. 308 00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:22,066 The cuter the costume, the greater the candy haul. 309 00:10:22,218 --> 00:10:24,018 I must have more candy! 310 00:10:24,037 --> 00:10:26,688 Is it just me, or are his pupils vibrating? 311 00:10:26,706 --> 00:10:29,448 Moon, why don't you just tell me why you need the costume 312 00:10:29,542 --> 00:10:31,709 and then have one glass of water? 313 00:10:31,862 --> 00:10:35,639 Never! ♪ Watch me go from door to door ♪ 314 00:10:35,866 --> 00:10:37,882 ♪ Getting candy, getting more ♪ 315 00:10:38,034 --> 00:10:40,551 ♪ It's never enough, never enough ♪ 316 00:10:40,628 --> 00:10:43,571 ♪ Won't stop till I hit the floor. ♪ 317 00:10:43,631 --> 00:10:44,873 (snoring) 318 00:10:44,891 --> 00:10:46,298 Well, we knew this was coming. 319 00:10:46,318 --> 00:10:48,134 He made it to 2:00 p.m. this year. 320 00:10:48,153 --> 00:10:50,153 I'll take him up for a nap and come back as a cat. 321 00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:52,805 Oh, be sure to leave a couple mini Snickers in his pillow case 322 00:10:52,899 --> 00:10:54,215 for when he wakes up. 323 00:10:54,308 --> 00:10:56,308 It's very dangerous for him to go cold turkey. 324 00:10:56,328 --> 00:10:58,328 The cat's out of the bag. 325 00:10:58,479 --> 00:11:01,480 This costume fits me purr-fectly. (chuckles) 326 00:11:01,574 --> 00:11:04,225 I'm obviously the pick of the kitty litter. 327 00:11:04,318 --> 00:11:06,152 Oh, wait, actually, I guess that would mean 328 00:11:06,171 --> 00:11:07,562 that I'm like a poop. 329 00:11:07,655 --> 00:11:10,064 But maybe I'm like a cool sexual poop who... 330 00:11:10,158 --> 00:11:12,083 No. You know what? Never mind. No, no, no, no. 331 00:11:12,235 --> 00:11:13,584 I'm just gonna do my statement now. 332 00:11:13,737 --> 00:11:15,679 Oh, I thought that-- That wasn't your statement? 333 00:11:15,830 --> 00:11:17,163 All right, okay, here we go. 334 00:11:17,331 --> 00:11:19,424 ♪ Well, here's a little story I'd like to tell ♪ 335 00:11:19,576 --> 00:11:21,759 ♪ About a big green costume you know so well ♪ 336 00:11:21,912 --> 00:11:24,537 ♪ It looks really stupid and it smushes my face ♪ 337 00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:27,782 ♪ And absolutely no one wants to go to third base with Slimer. ♪ 338 00:11:27,784 --> 00:11:29,359 How would you even do that? Like, where is third base 339 00:11:29,586 --> 00:11:30,919 on that guy? You know what I mean? 340 00:11:31,087 --> 00:11:32,587 Judy, stop. You can have the costume. 341 00:11:32,605 --> 00:11:33,922 Sounds like you're going through a lot. 342 00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:36,107 What? No. I haven't even gone yet. 343 00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:38,535 Oh, right. I forgot that my married adult son 344 00:11:38,686 --> 00:11:40,778 also wants this cat costume. 345 00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:42,113 Being a talent show judge is hard. 346 00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:43,915 Howie Mandel makes it look so effortless. 347 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,375 -(front door opens) -(all gasp) 348 00:11:45,602 --> 00:11:47,860 I'm back. And to answer your first question, 349 00:11:47,879 --> 00:11:49,528 I have no idea how I got outside, 350 00:11:49,548 --> 00:11:52,364 but I feel refreshed and I'm ready for more candy. 351 00:11:52,533 --> 00:11:53,942 (screams) 352 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:56,778 Don't be alarmed. It's just your friendly neighborhood 353 00:11:56,871 --> 00:11:58,221 Grim Reaper of death. 354 00:11:58,372 --> 00:12:00,765 Okay, you still look alarmed. We can work through this. 355 00:12:04,062 --> 00:12:05,286 So, you're the Ghost of Halloween Future. 356 00:12:05,305 --> 00:12:07,956 -How did you know? -I've seen this movie 357 00:12:08,049 --> 00:12:09,899 and the remake and the Muppets version. 358 00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:11,793 Why are you all surprised I know this stuff? 359 00:12:11,811 --> 00:12:13,219 Literally everyone knows this story. 360 00:12:13,313 --> 00:12:16,631 Well, I'm here because I have a lesson to teach you. 361 00:12:16,649 --> 00:12:18,057 Right. Okay. So far, 362 00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:19,817 I know that I should still celebrate Halloween today, 363 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,986 and I should invite my brother so he doesn't feel left out. 364 00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:24,730 Let's see what else you've got to add, Grim. 365 00:12:25,584 --> 00:12:27,475 Why are we back at my brother's place? 366 00:12:27,494 --> 00:12:29,235 But is it your brother's place? 367 00:12:29,254 --> 00:12:32,313 Whoa. Why is Cheesecake here? And why is he naked? 368 00:12:32,332 --> 00:12:33,815 -And where is my brother? -New Mexico. 369 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:37,076 That's where he lives now. Cheesecake took over his lease. 370 00:12:37,170 --> 00:12:39,596 Ooh, look at that, big sale at Vodka World. 371 00:12:39,747 --> 00:12:41,097 Now, where are my pants? 372 00:12:41,266 --> 00:12:44,934 We're in the future, remember? And today is Halloween. 373 00:12:45,086 --> 00:12:46,177 So, Jerry moved away, 374 00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:47,920 and he doesn't even visit me on Halloween? 375 00:12:47,939 --> 00:12:50,515 I said I'd invite him to the festivities today. 376 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:51,516 What the heck? 377 00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:53,592 The answer you seek lives within me, 378 00:12:53,612 --> 00:12:55,111 so let me show you who I am. 379 00:12:55,338 --> 00:12:57,322 -Can you hold my scythe? -Sure. 380 00:12:58,675 --> 00:13:00,341 (gasps) Girl, you're me? 381 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,177 Wait, I'm the answer? Oh... 382 00:13:03,271 --> 00:13:06,105 Patsy said you guys were showing me the true spirit of Halloween, 383 00:13:06,124 --> 00:13:08,016 and the true spirit is me. 384 00:13:08,034 --> 00:13:10,868 I can't just join in on the Tobin traditions. 385 00:13:11,021 --> 00:13:12,687 I have to bring my family's party-- 386 00:13:12,705 --> 00:13:14,038 Shaw-o-ween-- to Lone Moose. 387 00:13:14,132 --> 00:13:16,115 Nope, that's not exactly the lesson... 388 00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:18,693 Oh, she's gone. Damn, that girl stole my scythe. 389 00:13:18,711 --> 00:13:22,505 Ah! What day is it? Oh, good, it's still Halloween. 390 00:13:22,732 --> 00:13:25,716 I can fix this. Ooh, and J.Lo shut down the red carpet 391 00:13:25,811 --> 00:13:27,459 in a barely there skort? 392 00:13:27,479 --> 00:13:29,554 (groans) Can't read that now. Later, later. 393 00:13:29,706 --> 00:13:31,055 Let me begin. 394 00:13:31,149 --> 00:13:33,817 ♪ I walk like a cat, I jump like a cat... ♪ 395 00:13:33,985 --> 00:13:35,301 -(grunting) -(other groaning) 396 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,635 -Son, you okay? -Oh, my back. 397 00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:38,154 I don't want it. I don't want the cat. 398 00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:39,547 Guys, I have to save Hallo... 399 00:13:39,566 --> 00:13:41,307 Wolf, why are you on the floor in a cat costume? 400 00:13:41,401 --> 00:13:43,309 Oh don't worry about me. What's up? 401 00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:46,054 I don't have to go to Fresno to feel the Halloween spirit 402 00:13:46,072 --> 00:13:47,997 because the spirit lives within me. 403 00:13:48,074 --> 00:13:49,982 I'm gonna throw my own Shaw-o-ween party 404 00:13:50,001 --> 00:13:51,559 -here at the house tonight. -Incredible. 405 00:13:51,728 --> 00:13:52,910 What should-- Aah!-- we do? 406 00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:54,729 Oh, you guys don't have to do anything. 407 00:13:54,822 --> 00:13:58,066 -This is my area of expertise. -Perfect, because 408 00:13:58,084 --> 00:14:00,877 I cannot move. (laughs) Good luck, my spooky sweetie. 409 00:14:01,104 --> 00:14:02,846 -(groans) -Okay, Dad, time to choose. 410 00:14:02,997 --> 00:14:04,681 -Who wins the cat costume? -Hmm. 411 00:14:04,832 --> 00:14:07,742 You were all really convincing. I need time to decide. 412 00:14:07,835 --> 00:14:10,728 I'll take the costume to my room and give it a think. 413 00:14:11,748 --> 00:14:13,264 Oh, my. 414 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:17,026 ♪ The winner is me. ♪ 415 00:14:17,253 --> 00:14:20,088 -Wait, you get the costume? -Dad, no! 416 00:14:20,106 --> 00:14:22,273 -Fetch my hammer. -I'm sorry, children, 417 00:14:22,350 --> 00:14:25,776 but for certain reasons that I cannot disclose, 418 00:14:25,929 --> 00:14:27,236 the costume chose me. 419 00:14:27,463 --> 00:14:29,706 Is it 'cause your ding dong looks great in that cat leotard? 420 00:14:29,857 --> 00:14:32,116 What? No. I... Look out. 421 00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:34,544 Dang. Can't believe he got us with "look out." 422 00:14:34,695 --> 00:14:36,546 (sighs) Well, slimed again. 423 00:14:36,697 --> 00:14:38,715 Time to go stuff a pack of hot dogs in my mouth. 424 00:14:38,866 --> 00:14:40,884 ♪ Saving Halloween, saving Halloween ♪ 425 00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:43,720 ♪ Gettin' stuff for the party 'cause I'm saving Halloween. ♪ 426 00:14:43,871 --> 00:14:46,781 Hey, Jerry. Come to the Tobins as soon as you get this message. 427 00:14:46,874 --> 00:14:47,891 I'm gonna save Halloween, 428 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:49,784 and you don't have to move to New Mexico. 429 00:14:49,802 --> 00:14:51,285 WOLF: I wonder what Honeybee's 430 00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:53,563 up to in there. I think we're in for a real treat, 431 00:14:53,714 --> 00:14:55,381 it's been a long time. 432 00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,216 It's like she doesn't even care how cold we are out here. 433 00:14:57,235 --> 00:14:59,218 That's how into Halloween she is. 434 00:14:59,237 --> 00:15:00,719 I hope there's something spooky, 435 00:15:00,739 --> 00:15:03,464 like a pipe-cleaner spider hanging from the ceiling. 436 00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:07,059 Aw, Honeybee, I love your costume. What are you? 437 00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:08,894 I'm muffin butt trouble. Get it? 438 00:15:08,914 --> 00:15:10,304 I'm a muffin with hemorrhoid cream. 439 00:15:10,473 --> 00:15:11,897 Because I've got butt trouble. 440 00:15:11,917 --> 00:15:13,474 Wait, where is the muffin's butt? 441 00:15:13,493 --> 00:15:15,084 Great question, but let's table it for now 442 00:15:15,311 --> 00:15:16,811 because I can't wait to show you what I've done. 443 00:15:16,829 --> 00:15:20,590 And now, for the first time in Lone Moose, Shaw-o-ween. 444 00:15:20,741 --> 00:15:23,760 (Tobins whimpering) 445 00:15:24,671 --> 00:15:25,820 WOLF: Oh, gonna barf. 446 00:15:25,913 --> 00:15:27,746 What are these eyeballs made out of? 447 00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:29,098 Eyeballs. From the meat market. 448 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:31,601 (gags) Hey. Cool. 449 00:15:31,752 --> 00:15:33,177 I have a new worst moment. 450 00:15:33,329 --> 00:15:35,254 -Isn't it fun to be this scared? -(phone ringing) 451 00:15:35,273 --> 00:15:37,256 Ooh, it's Jerry. Jerry, hi. 452 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:38,683 Kids, get the kerosene. 453 00:15:38,835 --> 00:15:41,185 We're burning this terrifying house down right now. 454 00:15:41,337 --> 00:15:45,006 Great news, Jerry. I brought Shaw-o-ween to Lone Moose. 455 00:15:45,099 --> 00:15:46,950 Um, wh-what are you talking about? 456 00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:49,101 We're having Mom and Dad's party at the Tobins. 457 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,288 -Hurry up and get here. -Actually... I can't come. 458 00:15:52,457 --> 00:15:54,606 What? But I did it. The Tobins' house 459 00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:56,851 looks exactly like our parents' house usually looks. 460 00:15:56,869 --> 00:15:58,519 You don't have to be sad anymore. Why aren't you coming? 461 00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:02,281 Oh, just because. Don't worry about me. Have fun, Honeybee. 462 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:04,709 Jerry's not coming? Huh. 463 00:16:04,785 --> 00:16:06,118 What am I missing? 464 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:07,878 I have to go back to the guest house to take another nap. 465 00:16:08,031 --> 00:16:09,380 I need to see those ghosts again 466 00:16:09,474 --> 00:16:11,140 and figure out what's up with my brother. 467 00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:14,385 Thank God I can nap on command. Ever since I was hypnotized 468 00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:15,886 by that magician on my 12th birthday, 469 00:16:16,022 --> 00:16:17,888 I just have to whisper "Camelback" and... 470 00:16:17,983 --> 00:16:20,233 (snores) I-I'm up. Off I go. 471 00:16:23,396 --> 00:16:25,396 Got to go back to sleep and figure out why Jerry 472 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:27,139 doesn't want to come to my Halloween party. 473 00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:28,716 (whispers): Camelback. 474 00:16:28,735 --> 00:16:30,476 Honeybee, what do you want? This is our break. 475 00:16:30,495 --> 00:16:33,221 We were watching a clip of J.Lo shutting down the red carpet 476 00:16:33,314 --> 00:16:34,646 with a barely there skort. 477 00:16:34,741 --> 00:16:36,390 Yeah, I'm definitely checking that out later, 478 00:16:36,484 --> 00:16:37,667 but, guys and Guy, 479 00:16:37,894 --> 00:16:39,744 I know you were trying to show me something earlier 480 00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:41,062 and I got it wrong, so show me 481 00:16:41,155 --> 00:16:42,988 all the things I said to skip last time. 482 00:16:43,082 --> 00:16:44,656 Oh, so now you want me to do the job 483 00:16:44,676 --> 00:16:46,158 I'm more than qualified for? 484 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,326 How about I jump rope 485 00:16:47,345 --> 00:16:48,327 with your large intestine? 486 00:16:48,421 --> 00:16:49,587 I'm sorry I rushed you guys. 487 00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:51,589 I thought I knew what point you were making. 488 00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:53,499 Well, haunted dolls have feelings, too. 489 00:16:53,518 --> 00:16:55,518 Do you want me to whip you up a snack, Patsy? 490 00:16:55,669 --> 00:16:57,169 I want buttered noodles. 491 00:16:57,188 --> 00:16:58,670 Guys, please, let's go. 492 00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:02,358 We're back at my parents'? Oh, I remember this party. 493 00:17:02,585 --> 00:17:04,252 One of the best nights of my life. 494 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,920 Maybe for you, but look. 495 00:17:05,938 --> 00:17:07,697 Oh, Jerry, can you give me a hand? 496 00:17:07,924 --> 00:17:08,865 -(screaming) -(Ruth laughing) 497 00:17:09,016 --> 00:17:11,016 -I gave you a hand. -Why?! 498 00:17:11,036 --> 00:17:13,536 Wait, Jerry is upset? Why is Jerry upset? 499 00:17:13,687 --> 00:17:15,187 Let's see another year. 500 00:17:15,356 --> 00:17:17,431 Now, this is a sad one. 501 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:20,209 My grandmother actually passed away the day before Halloween, 502 00:17:20,361 --> 00:17:22,211 and we decided to have the party anyway as her funeral 503 00:17:22,363 --> 00:17:24,272 because she loved Halloween so much. 504 00:17:24,365 --> 00:17:26,440 This is your grandma's real funeral? 505 00:17:26,534 --> 00:17:27,608 (chuckles) Sure is. 506 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:29,368 Keep an eye on Jerry here, too, Honeybee. 507 00:17:29,387 --> 00:17:31,462 -Gotcha. I'm alive. -(screaming) 508 00:17:31,614 --> 00:17:34,039 -Happy Halloween. -(laughs) -Why?! 509 00:17:34,059 --> 00:17:36,450 I got you guys, too. See? It was all a joke. 510 00:17:36,544 --> 00:17:38,043 Why is she...? Why would you guys...? 511 00:17:38,137 --> 00:17:41,138 No offense, but your family's really creeping me out, 512 00:17:41,215 --> 00:17:42,807 and I'm a haunted doll who eats children. 513 00:17:42,901 --> 00:17:45,050 I never noticed how upset Jerry gets. 514 00:17:45,128 --> 00:17:48,796 My turn. Let's preheat this oven back to Halloween Present. 515 00:17:48,889 --> 00:17:50,981 Playing Halloween Simulator on the computer. 516 00:17:51,134 --> 00:17:52,316 Bye, Honeybee. 517 00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:53,818 Yes! Did you hear that, Pumpky? 518 00:17:53,970 --> 00:17:56,579 I finally get to have a nice Halloween. 519 00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:57,988 We can be happy. 520 00:17:58,141 --> 00:18:01,084 (gasps) Jerry didn't want to go to Fresno at all. 521 00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:02,810 You missed stuff in my part, too. 522 00:18:02,829 --> 00:18:05,922 And so that's how I ended up moving here to New Mexico, 523 00:18:06,073 --> 00:18:07,998 to avoid ever having to spend Halloween 524 00:18:08,093 --> 00:18:10,075 with my sister or my parents again. 525 00:18:10,095 --> 00:18:12,244 Our family is scattered to the winds on Halloween, 526 00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:13,745 and it is all my fault. 527 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:15,080 Totally your fault. 528 00:18:15,174 --> 00:18:16,415 I got to fix this. But how? 529 00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:18,083 You know, Honeybee, there are nights 530 00:18:18,177 --> 00:18:20,436 where we've had to shut down one of my restaurants 531 00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:21,938 due to flavor overload. 532 00:18:22,089 --> 00:18:24,014 You want flavor, but if you have too much flavor, 533 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,334 then you've got Aunt Beverly passing out 534 00:18:26,352 --> 00:18:28,686 from sheer delight, and then no one's having fun anymore. 535 00:18:28,780 --> 00:18:30,947 Maybe it's time to consider serving your brother 536 00:18:31,174 --> 00:18:33,691 a Halloween that's just a little less smothered 537 00:18:33,843 --> 00:18:36,360 in my signature Cumin Lime Mojo sauce. 538 00:18:36,512 --> 00:18:38,679 Yes, that's it. Thank you, Guy Fieri. 539 00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:39,680 Let's wake up. 540 00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:41,198 Hey, Jerrybee. 541 00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:43,351 Thank you for agreeing to come. The party's about to start, 542 00:18:43,369 --> 00:18:44,776 but I won't make you stay 543 00:18:44,796 --> 00:18:46,278 or look at all the decorations inside. 544 00:18:46,297 --> 00:18:47,571 -Is this a trick? -No. 545 00:18:47,632 --> 00:18:49,281 I realized that me and the rest of our family 546 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,192 have always pushed all this scary stuff on you, 547 00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:54,195 and it freaks you out. I know how much you hate Halloween. 548 00:18:54,288 --> 00:18:56,472 But I don't hate Halloween. I just hate 549 00:18:56,624 --> 00:18:58,457 our family's version of Halloween. 550 00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:01,385 I'm a Hallo-weenie, okay? And I don't like getting scared. 551 00:19:01,537 --> 00:19:03,053 Why have you never told me this? 552 00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:06,207 Well, I always wanted to get into it with you guys, 553 00:19:06,225 --> 00:19:08,209 but this being my first year away from home, 554 00:19:08,227 --> 00:19:10,711 I thought maybe instead of being terrified, 555 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,214 I could spend Halloween just being Jerry. 556 00:19:13,307 --> 00:19:15,232 Jerrified. And the truth is, 557 00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:17,476 I was never even going to come to the airport today. 558 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:19,737 That's what I was calling to tell you this morning. 559 00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,831 Shaw-o-ween is behind me now. 560 00:19:21,982 --> 00:19:23,724 Well, it makes me kind of sad, 561 00:19:23,743 --> 00:19:26,243 but I'd be sadder thinking I was scaring the crap out of you 562 00:19:26,396 --> 00:19:28,746 every year and, as a result, you'd move to New Mexico. 563 00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:30,006 -What? -Oh, never mind, 564 00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:31,657 it's just something Guy Fieri showed me. 565 00:19:31,751 --> 00:19:33,009 -What?! -Nothing. So, tell me, 566 00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:35,586 What would your perfect Jerrified Halloween be? 567 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,513 Well, I was gonna do a Halloween movie night. 568 00:19:37,665 --> 00:19:39,590 Twitches with Tia and Tamera Mowry. 569 00:19:39,684 --> 00:19:41,166 Then Devil Wears Prada. 570 00:19:41,244 --> 00:19:42,910 Devil Wears Prada isn't a Halloween movie, Jerry. 571 00:19:42,929 --> 00:19:45,763 The way Miranda Priestly acts in an office environment 572 00:19:45,915 --> 00:19:47,097 chills me to the bone. 573 00:19:47,174 --> 00:19:48,858 And, Honeybee, this kind of judgment 574 00:19:49,085 --> 00:19:50,693 is why I didn't want to tell you this stuff. 575 00:19:50,844 --> 00:19:53,754 You're right, you're right. Here, I got you something. 576 00:19:53,756 --> 00:19:55,514 -I thought we could carve them together. -(gasps) 577 00:19:55,533 --> 00:19:58,609 -(Honeybee gasps) -JERRY: Uh... Oh, no. Who is this dude? 578 00:19:58,703 --> 00:19:59,927 -Die! -(Jerry screaming) 579 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:02,205 -Die! -No, no, no, no, no! 580 00:20:02,356 --> 00:20:05,115 (screams) Why, why, why, why? 581 00:20:05,268 --> 00:20:08,285 I-I'm just a Halloween-o-gram. Please calm down. 582 00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:11,138 I was sent by a Ruth and Louis Shaw. 583 00:20:11,198 --> 00:20:13,274 Our parents got me again?! 584 00:20:13,367 --> 00:20:15,384 Why?! Oh, I'm not safe anywhere! 585 00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:17,220 Thank you for your time, sir. I loved it. 586 00:20:17,447 --> 00:20:19,129 -(panicked breathing) -Jerry. Jerry. You got to calm down. 587 00:20:19,282 --> 00:20:21,039 You know what? Why don't you just stay out here 588 00:20:21,133 --> 00:20:22,783 and greet the party guests as they arrive? 589 00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:25,544 I think I know some other people who would join you. 590 00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:27,212 Wolf, Beef, guys. 591 00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:29,548 WOLF: Sorry, we were hiding from your decorations. 592 00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:32,384 Yeah, I'm kind of realizing today that not everybody 593 00:20:32,478 --> 00:20:34,144 likes to do Halloween the way I do. 594 00:20:34,239 --> 00:20:36,405 -You guys want to keep Jerry company out here? -Hi, Beef. 595 00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:39,408 Great costume. Since when did they put the tail in the front? 596 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,726 (giggles) 597 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,303 Don't worry, babe. I'll tone it down next year. 598 00:20:42,321 --> 00:20:45,139 Oh, no, no, no, you're definitely going to Fresno 599 00:20:45,232 --> 00:20:46,916 next year, my Casper the Lovely Ghost. 600 00:20:47,067 --> 00:20:47,992 This was terrifying, 601 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,660 and we did not enjoy it. 602 00:20:49,812 --> 00:20:51,328 Here's my kind of decorations. 603 00:20:51,481 --> 00:20:54,148 -A light up-sign. It says "boo." -Ugh. 604 00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,317 And here's my Frankenstein candy bowl. 605 00:20:56,319 --> 00:20:58,744 You press the bolts on his neck and Skittles come out. 606 00:20:58,912 --> 00:21:00,412 -I hate it. -This is kind of scary. 607 00:21:00,506 --> 00:21:03,657 -It's a ghost and a bat. -Why are they holding hands? 608 00:21:03,676 --> 00:21:04,992 They're in love. 609 00:21:05,011 --> 00:21:06,585 And look, my coat rack is a skeleton. 610 00:21:06,604 --> 00:21:09,272 It looks like he's waving. Hi, Honeybee. 611 00:21:09,423 --> 00:21:10,439 I think I'm gonna throw up. 612 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:11,607 We should find out if you're adopted. 613 00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:13,167 This Dracula sings 614 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,593 "Disturbia" by Rihanna. 615 00:21:14,612 --> 00:21:16,837 -Please don't press that button. -Oh, I'm pressing it. 616 00:21:16,856 --> 00:21:19,264 -I'm pressing it. Pressed. -No, no! 617 00:21:19,284 --> 00:21:20,616 ♪ Time to get Jerrified. ♪ 618 00:21:20,768 --> 00:21:21,842 Captioning sponsored by BENTO BOX ENTERTAINMENT 619 00:21:21,935 --> 00:21:23,435 and TOYOTA. 620 00:21:23,454 --> 00:21:25,162 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org