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-♪ Look up there ♪
-♪ What do you see? ♪
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♪ Nature and stuff ♪
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-♪ Like a rock ♪
-♪ And a tree ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Way up here,
you can breathe the air ♪
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♪ Catch some fish ♪
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♪ Or gaze at a bear ♪
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♪ Wow ♪
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♪ Oh, the Great North ♪
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♪ Here we live, oh, oh ♪
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♪ Here we'll stay, oh, whoo ♪
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♪ From longest night
to longest day ♪
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♪ In the Great North. ♪
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(cheering)
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Well, according to
the electronic mail blast
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Mayor Peppers sent out
this afternoon,
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there's still no word
on that reindeer
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that went missing from the
Lone Moose Santa's Village.
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Probably a Gone Girl situation.
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Kidnapped himself to teach
his husband to be nicer to him.
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So, by my count,
there's an entire
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Yule log cake
right here for each of us.
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Should we skip the Lone Moose
town party and just dig in?
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Honeybee, we would never miss
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the white elephant
gift exchange.
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Last year I got a mouse pad
with a picture of Dory
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from Finding Nemo that said
"Just Keep Scrolling" on it.
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Oh, yeah, it's so fun to get,
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but it's also fun to give.
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This year
I wrapped up my leggings
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with homemade calf implants
to give away.
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Those are sure
to be a hot commod.
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They're too heavy to stand in,
but sitting down?
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Heads are a-turning, believe me.
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I'm so glad you're
getting rid of those.
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I swear to God
they come to life at night
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and dance around.
(groans)
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Now, I'm a little sad
to say goodbye
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to my giant
novelty pencil Tiffany.
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But I can't keep both her
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and my giant
novelty Montblanc pen Sturgis.
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Yeah, it can be a challenge to
decide to let go of something.
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And then other times
someone else can decide
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for you that it's time
to let go of something.
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And so, thus, out of nowhere
and for no reason at all,
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I must ask you, Father,
whether you are thinking
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of using this
gift exchange tonight
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to again give away
something we all love.
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I feel like there's
a story here.
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There's no story.
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Judy's just indulging
in dramatics.
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How dare you?
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Okay, I would ask you
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to take it down
several notches, son.
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-He will not!
-Absolutely never.
-Are you insane, sir?
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Oh, there's a story.
Allow me to paint a picture.
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The Tobin household
used to be a place of warmth,
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laughter, merriment and music.
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All thanks to one
special little man.
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An animatronic toy
we Tobin children
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received from our dear papa--
Skanky.
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♪ A little bit of
Christmas in my life ♪
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♪ A little bit of Christmas
by my side... ♪
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WOLF:
Everyone loved Skanky.
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Everyone except the very man
who had given him to us.
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(delighted laughter)
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Skanky was
our Christmas companion.
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♪ A little bit of Christmas
is what I see... ♪
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JUDY:
He looked so handsome
in our family photos.
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WOLF:
A total stud.
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For those years
that we owned Skanky,
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as a family, I can confidently
say we'd never been happier.
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But then, a few Christmases ago,
everything changed.
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A grinch, the very same grinch
who had gifted us
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our beloved bouncing baby boy,
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ripped Skanky from our hands
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and callously gave him away
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at the gift exchange.
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-(all gasp)
-Why, Father, why?
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BEEF:
That's right.
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And I'd do it again.
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We tried to get Skanky back
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from Londra, but we'd already
used up our turns,
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and according
to the sacred rules
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of the white elephant,
he was gone forever.
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And we searched the whole
Internet thousands of times,
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but there were no Skankys
to buy anywhere.
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He was recalled due to a couple
of very mild house fires.
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Wait, you gave away
a toy the kids loved, Beef?
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That doesn't sound like you.
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Normally you'd give the kids
the shirt off your back.
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I mean, I've literally seen you
do that dozens of times
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when Wolf has forgotten
to get dressed.
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I know it makes no sense
to you, Honeybee,
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but you never saw
that abomination
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that I innocently gifted
to my children.
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I knew no peace when that thing
gyrated amongst us.
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So I did what I had to do.
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And now here we sit,
with no Skank in our tank,
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year after year.
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I sure hope Londra appreciates
that gorgeous green angel.
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All right, well, that was
a fun trip down memory lane.
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-Let's get ready to go.
-Psst.
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Hey, Ham, Judy, I need
your help with, uh...
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wrapping something outside.
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Can you meet me near
the old outhouse?
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Ooh, yeah, I love to wrap gifts
with the wind in my hair.
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All right, you know the,
uh, reindeer that went missing?
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I, uh, may have some important
evidence about where he is.
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Dish, girl.
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When did you start
talking like that?
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Just now. I didn't like it.
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But, you know, dish, girl.
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Okay, I can't stop.
For real. Dish. God.
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Okay, so, I always go
to the Santa's Village.
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Even though it's rundown
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and one year I got fleas
from an elf there,
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I like to tell Santa
what I want.
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I know it's not really him,
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but he's an official surrogate,
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and it can't hurt to put in
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a little face time
if you want the good stuff.
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But on my way out,
I noticed something alarming.
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Unlike other years,
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the reindeer weren't
poorly painted plywood.
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They were using a real one.
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Turning a majestic beast
into a clown? I don't think so.
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Get. You can't follow me.
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I said "get."
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Don't you dare make me
fall in love with you.
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Damn you.
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So, what you're telling us
is that you're gonna
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open this door
and we're gonna see a reindeer?
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Moon, as your older sister,
I must say that is not okay.
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That reindeer needs
to go back now.
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And I love this reindeer
and I am his mother now
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and we are keeping him forever.
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His name was Rudolph.
Humiliating.
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I renamed him Wilhelm after
Georg Wilhelm Steller,
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the pioneer naturalist-- duh.
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Aww. Wilhelm, you lovable scamp.
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-(snarls)
-Ouch.
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Uh-uh, don't get close
to his food.
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He eats a lot.
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They must have been starving him
because it's nonstop.
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Should we maybe tell Dad?
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Ham, no. The reindeer chose me
and I know Dad.
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He's gonna make me bring Wilhelm
back to that awful place
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because it's
"the right thing to do." Yuck.
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Well, it is very magical to
have a secret reindeer
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in your outhouse
at Christmastime.
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Then it's settled.
We're keeping him forever.
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Okay, he has plenty of food
to last him while we're gone.
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Be good, Wilhelm. Your mother,
Judy-- me-- loves you forever.
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(rustling)
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MOON:
Uh, uh-oh.
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Wilhelm already ate all the food
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-and now he's eating the toilet.
-Kids, let's go!
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Uh, Dad, we're not done
wrapping our gifts yet,
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and they're very, uh, fragrant.
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They in fact stink and we don't
want the house to stink so...
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Anyway, we'll take the van
and meet you there.
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You guys go in
Honeybee's convertible.
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Okay, see you there.
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Good luck
with your smelly gifts.
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As I see it, the only solution
is to bring Wilhelm with us.
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You know, we'll just put him
in the van
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and then we'll store him
in the supply shed at the VFW
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and we'll just keep
feeding him all night
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since there will be
tons of food there.
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I hope he likes deviled eggs
and green bean casserole.
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I've seen him eat poop,
so we're probably good.
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MAYOR PEPPERS:
Hey, Honeybee.
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Try some akutaq?
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Now, we don't have this
in Fresno.
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What's going on in here?
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Hit me with the ingredients.
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-Sugar.
-Great start.
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-Crisco.
-All right.
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-White fish.
-Now you got me.
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-And blueberries.
-Okay, let's go.
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All right. Let's put out
everything we brought
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and then I'll restock using
stuff from the potlatch table.
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Yeah, and if he gets bored,
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I can show him some
Madam Secretary on my phone.
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Welcome to Lone Moose's annual
white elephant gift exchange.
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First order of business,
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we're still looking
for the missing reindeer
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from Santa's Village,
so if you see some reindeer,
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say some reindeer.
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Now, here's the rules.
I draw a name.
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You can either open a gift
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or steal an already unwrapped
gift from someone else.
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And once a gift is stolen
three times, it's out of play.
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-No trading after the game.
-And no cheating.
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I'm talking to you,
white people.
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You heard him.
Okay, now let's have some fun.
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Oh, great, a giant pencil.
Every kid's dream.
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Now I just need
some giant homework.
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Up next is Ham Tobin.
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(cheering, whooping)
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Hmm. What to choose?
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If it don't make a jangle,
it ain't my thangle!
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A book?
Uh, no, thanks.
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Ten seconds.
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Wait, it-it can't be.
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It's Skanky?
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-(cheering)
-What? No!
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♪ One, two,
three, four, five ♪
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♪ Everybody loves a skank
at Christmastime... ♪
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Skanky.
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No, no. Londra,
how could you regift Skanky?
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You won him fair and square
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and you have to
suffer the consequences.
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Sorry, Beef, Dusty loves Skanky
but I hate him.
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I even have a reoccurring dream
where she leaves me for him.
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I can't move my hips like that.
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What part are the hips?
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I don't know, Delmer.
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Dusty flew to Ketchikan tonight
to see her brother
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so I betrayed her
and brought Skanky here
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and now I'm free. Free!
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Great decision, Londra.
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Brothers and Honeybee, a word?
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This is a huge development
for us.
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We were just saying
we wanted Skanky back
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and this is
clearly a Christmas miracle.
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But he's not safe yet, okay?
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He can still be stolen
up to three times.
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We need a plan.
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How about I just bite anyone
who tries to take Skanky?
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-Great plan.
-Terrible plan.
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-(all yell)
-How did you get
in the huddle, Dad?
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Stealth and cunning.
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And that's how I'll get rid
of Skanky once and for all.
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Ugh, you know what, Dad?
I hate all this tension.
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Let me give you a hug.
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Oh. Sure, son.
I'll always take a hug.
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(whispering):
I will take you down tonight.
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I don't care who you are.
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Tobins, listen, I respect your
intergenerational feud,
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but if it's okay with you guys,
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I'm gonna pick the next name.
244
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,586
-Fine.
-Fine.
245
00:08:33,739 --> 00:08:34,921
-Quinn.
-Moon.
246
00:08:35,073 --> 00:08:36,664
I trust you're enjoying
a pleasant evening.
247
00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:40,093
Yes, I am. Our family heirloom,
Skanky the Christmas tree,
248
00:08:40,262 --> 00:08:42,670
has been returned
to our loving arms.
249
00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,080
Hmm. Congratulations.
250
00:08:44,099 --> 00:08:46,249
I'm sorry, but is that
reindeer fur on your coat?
251
00:08:46,268 --> 00:08:49,528
Mm. That depends on how good
you are at keeping secrets.
252
00:08:49,604 --> 00:08:51,679
Uh, extremely.
Plus, I know it's reindeer fur.
253
00:08:51,773 --> 00:08:54,181
Ms. Hill is letting me do
an independent course
254
00:08:54,201 --> 00:08:56,109
in Santa Studies
for extra credit,
255
00:08:56,261 --> 00:08:57,443
but I'd do it for free.
256
00:08:57,596 --> 00:08:58,870
If you've been commingling
with a reindeer,
257
00:08:59,097 --> 00:09:00,187
I'd love to take a look.
258
00:09:00,265 --> 00:09:02,282
I suppose that
could be arranged.
259
00:09:02,434 --> 00:09:04,601
Grab those fully loaded
potato skins and follow me.
260
00:09:04,619 --> 00:09:06,193
And if anyone asks
where you're going,
261
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:08,788
just laugh and say,
"I know, right?"
262
00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:09,881
Jerry, you're up.
263
00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:11,216
(cheering, whooping)
264
00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:13,034
Well, you know I love
a gift certificate,
265
00:09:13,128 --> 00:09:15,461
so I've been eyeing
this little envelope all night.
266
00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:18,464
I knew it. Ooh, and it's to
the Cheesecake Factory.
267
00:09:18,617 --> 00:09:20,875
No, not to
the Cheesecake Factory.
268
00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,137
Oh, it's to
Cheesecake's Factory.
269
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,546
Yep. You can take
any bong you want
270
00:09:25,566 --> 00:09:28,215
out of my collection
of tens of handmade bongs.
271
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:31,628
Including my respectful
memorial Ruth Bader Gingsbong.
272
00:09:31,721 --> 00:09:36,408
Adorable antlers,
hardy hooves, soulful eyes.
273
00:09:36,635 --> 00:09:38,026
Cute Christmas collar.
274
00:09:38,136 --> 00:09:39,135
Hmm, this one's a keeper.
275
00:09:39,228 --> 00:09:40,394
MOON:
Wow, he loves you.
276
00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:41,395
-She.
-Huh?
277
00:09:41,489 --> 00:09:42,188
She loves me.
278
00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,582
But he has antlers.
279
00:09:43,733 --> 00:09:46,585
Moon. Moon, Moon, Moon,
Moon, Moon, Moon, Moon.
280
00:09:46,736 --> 00:09:48,812
There are certain circumstances
under which
281
00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:51,147
female reindeer
keep their antlers.
282
00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:52,482
-We're gonna need some help.
-Why?
283
00:09:52,575 --> 00:09:54,593
I assume you know where
babies come from.
284
00:09:54,744 --> 00:09:57,003
I mean, I wish I didn't,
but yeah, I do.
285
00:09:57,097 --> 00:10:00,081
Huh. Well, they're about to come
from this reindeer.
286
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,300
-(Wilhelm moaning)
-Oh, gotcha.
287
00:10:02,527 --> 00:10:04,102
I think I know someone
who can help.
288
00:10:04,329 --> 00:10:05,586
LONDRA:
Oh, wow.
289
00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,513
A copy of Matthew McConaughey's
vampire novel,
290
00:10:07,666 --> 00:10:09,256
I'll Bite, I'll Bite, I'll Bite.
291
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:12,018
Mm. It's just okay.
A lot of plot holes.
292
00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:13,761
What fun. And now we have Vera.
293
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,339
Vera, will you steal or unwrap?
294
00:10:16,341 --> 00:10:18,766
I'll take the sexual tree.
295
00:10:18,935 --> 00:10:20,677
-No!
-What in the candy cane?
296
00:10:20,695 --> 00:10:24,681
Vera, I never imagined myself
saying this, but thank you.
297
00:10:24,850 --> 00:10:26,032
I'm not doing this for you.
298
00:10:26,109 --> 00:10:28,943
This fella reminds me
of my dead husband
299
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,854
who also had
a globular midsection
300
00:10:30,856 --> 00:10:35,024
and, frankly, I find Skanky
erotically interesting.
301
00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:36,192
Guys, what's the play here?
302
00:10:36,361 --> 00:10:39,304
What if I hit Vera in the head?
303
00:10:39,497 --> 00:10:42,474
I'm not saying no,
but we don't need to panic yet.
304
00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:45,292
There's still two steals left.
We got this, guys.
305
00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:47,887
Whichever of us
goes next steals Skanky,
306
00:10:48,039 --> 00:10:49,706
and then whoever's last
steals him again.
307
00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:52,709
-Taking him out of play.
Yeah, right, perfect.
-God, I'm good.
308
00:10:52,727 --> 00:10:55,211
I should do an Ocean's Eleven,
maybe a Twelve.
309
00:10:55,230 --> 00:10:57,230
And we've got
Honeybee Shaw-Tobin.
310
00:10:57,306 --> 00:10:59,306
-Oh, no.
-Yes, that's our first steal.
311
00:10:59,401 --> 00:11:01,159
It's all coming together.
You hear that, Skanky?
312
00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,477
You're coming home, my boy.
313
00:11:03,571 --> 00:11:05,889
Oh, uh, sorry,
my Christmas cutie,
314
00:11:05,891 --> 00:11:08,833
you must be confused.
Skanky's over there, with Vera.
315
00:11:08,985 --> 00:11:10,818
Hmm. This one feels interesting.
316
00:11:10,912 --> 00:11:12,504
What are you doing?
What is she doing?
317
00:11:12,731 --> 00:11:14,839
Christmas cutie?
Uh, holiday hottie?
318
00:11:15,066 --> 00:11:17,658
Yuletide bride?
My passionate poinsettia?
319
00:11:17,752 --> 00:11:19,068
W-What's happening?
320
00:11:19,087 --> 00:11:20,253
Maybe she can't hear us.
321
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,071
The acoustics in here
are not ideal.
322
00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:24,349
Honeybee, look at me!
Look at me, damn it!
323
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:25,332
Ten seconds.
324
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,352
All right, this one looks fine.
325
00:11:27,429 --> 00:11:29,521
Honeybee, what in the manger?
326
00:11:29,597 --> 00:11:32,524
I am so sorry, babe,
but, um, I don't like Skanky.
327
00:11:32,675 --> 00:11:33,599
-(all gasping)
-Okay?
328
00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:35,268
That thing is just gross.
I can't.
329
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,028
Honeybee, you holiday hero.
330
00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:39,680
12 dangs of Christmas!
Little bummer boy!
331
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:42,926
Jingle balls! Doo-doo got
run over by a frang dang!
332
00:11:42,944 --> 00:11:44,994
Are you kidding me?!
333
00:11:48,266 --> 00:11:50,875
Honeybee,
my mistletoe mistress, why?
334
00:11:51,027 --> 00:11:53,102
I mean, I thought
I could count on you.
335
00:11:53,196 --> 00:11:54,379
I-I thought I knew you.
336
00:11:54,530 --> 00:11:56,272
How could you keep me away
from the one thing
337
00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:57,716
I love more than anything else
in the world?
338
00:11:57,867 --> 00:12:00,626
The thing you love most
in the world? More than me?
339
00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:02,295
Of course not. It's a tie.
340
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,889
Oh, my God. You guys are
completely off the rails.
341
00:12:05,041 --> 00:12:06,391
Look at Skanky.
342
00:12:06,468 --> 00:12:08,375
What are those giant ornaments
even supposed to be?
343
00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:10,453
Boobs? A butt?
Wait, are they testicles?
344
00:12:10,472 --> 00:12:13,122
They're very clearly a butt.
I think. Wait.
345
00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:15,567
With that placement?
Sorry, babe, it's a skanks
346
00:12:15,794 --> 00:12:18,127
but no skanks for me on Skanky.
347
00:12:18,221 --> 00:12:20,296
O-kay, it's a signed picture of
348
00:12:20,298 --> 00:12:22,315
Countess Luann from The Real
Housewives of New York?
349
00:12:22,467 --> 00:12:24,892
We're in a Twitter thing,
so I don't want it anymore.
350
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,394
And we've got
Santa-iago Carpaccio,
351
00:12:27,563 --> 00:12:30,081
who is dressed as the devil
for some reason?
352
00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:34,085
I accidentally ordered a Satan
suit instead of a Santa suit,
353
00:12:34,312 --> 00:12:35,236
but I'm embracing it.
354
00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:36,662
You want to open or steal?
355
00:12:36,815 --> 00:12:38,648
I'm sorry, child Tobins,
but I need a gift
356
00:12:38,666 --> 00:12:41,408
to send to my favorite cousin
in Italy, Bobby Lasagna.
357
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,578
He loves music,
so I will steal that tree.
358
00:12:44,672 --> 00:12:46,005
Have fun in Italy, Skanky!
359
00:12:46,174 --> 00:12:48,600
Oh, no, this is bad.
This is very, very bad.
360
00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:52,161
Vera we can simply kill, but
how are we gonna get to Italy?
361
00:12:52,180 --> 00:12:54,180
Oh, I'm gonna go
rage-eat some dip!
362
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,423
Judy, I need to
see you outside.
363
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,168
There's a serious
medical situation with Wilhelm.
364
00:12:59,187 --> 00:13:00,520
Oh, God, Wilhelm.
365
00:13:00,688 --> 00:13:02,447
I completely forgot about
our secret Christmas reindeer
366
00:13:02,674 --> 00:13:04,598
because of our public
twerking Christmas tree.
367
00:13:04,618 --> 00:13:06,451
Well, get your act together
and come with me
368
00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:08,845
because I'm about to show you
something you'll never forget.
369
00:13:08,863 --> 00:13:09,788
Let's go.
370
00:13:10,015 --> 00:13:11,514
Okay, there's only
one steal left.
371
00:13:11,607 --> 00:13:13,199
If one of our names
isn't pulled soon,
372
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,201
we'll lose our
beloved Skanky forever.
373
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,796
-No more Mr. Nice Wolf.
-(knuckles cracking)
374
00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:19,355
Whoa, what are you gonna do?
375
00:13:19,374 --> 00:13:21,115
Oh, nothing, I just had
to crack these knucks.
376
00:13:21,325 --> 00:13:22,375
They're stiffer than
377
00:13:22,527 --> 00:13:23,951
a skeleton's
dong-a-long-a-ding-bong.
378
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,136
Judy Tobin.
379
00:13:25,363 --> 00:13:27,121
Yes! She can steal.
She can steal.
380
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,807
Judy, go get our man.
381
00:13:29,034 --> 00:13:30,809
Judy? Judy?
382
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,311
Where in the
H-E-double-L's is that girl?
383
00:13:33,538 --> 00:13:35,647
Oh! I don't know.
384
00:13:35,874 --> 00:13:38,891
She's not in a shed.
With an animal. That's for sure.
385
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:40,151
Last call for Judy Tobin.
386
00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:42,228
She's not here.
Let's move it along.
387
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,380
Welp, back to
the name barrel she goes.
388
00:13:44,473 --> 00:13:46,199
No!
389
00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,476
Okay, I can do this.
I'm a big fan of
390
00:13:49,571 --> 00:13:51,496
the show Savor This Labor,
about L.A.'s best-dressed doula.
391
00:13:51,647 --> 00:13:52,905
Um, okay...
392
00:13:53,074 --> 00:13:56,150
First things first, does she
have a written birth plan?
393
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,577
Uh, and does anyone
have a mixtape
394
00:13:57,729 --> 00:14:00,063
of her favorite songs
for when it's time to push?
395
00:14:00,156 --> 00:14:01,655
Next up is Beef Tobin.
396
00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:04,584
Welp, that's the one person we
know isn't gonna take Skanky.
397
00:14:04,736 --> 00:14:07,345
Well, well, well.
Isn't this interesting?
398
00:14:07,496 --> 00:14:09,347
What to do? I could open a gift.
399
00:14:09,498 --> 00:14:12,016
And, yet, if I did open
a present, I would be haunted
400
00:14:12,243 --> 00:14:15,019
knowing that Skanky
is still out there in the world,
401
00:14:15,246 --> 00:14:16,837
skanking up my favorite holiday.
402
00:14:16,931 --> 00:14:18,598
We need to make
a rule about speeches.
403
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,174
Put up or shut up, fish boy.
404
00:14:20,268 --> 00:14:21,693
Delmer, geez.
405
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:25,088
Don't ring the Del-bell if you
can't handle the noise, Peppers!
406
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:26,814
All right, Beef, what'll it be?
407
00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:28,349
I choose...
408
00:14:28,443 --> 00:14:29,350
to steal!
409
00:14:29,444 --> 00:14:30,184
Bobby Lasagna!
410
00:14:30,278 --> 00:14:31,703
Dad, where are you going?
411
00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:33,538
To put Skanky at the
bottom of the river!
412
00:14:33,765 --> 00:14:36,616
Do not throw that
beautiful man in the river!
413
00:14:36,768 --> 00:14:39,377
If you do this, Dad,
I'll never forgive you!
414
00:14:39,528 --> 00:14:41,045
I mean, I probably will,
someday,
415
00:14:41,197 --> 00:14:44,716
but n-not right away.
So, just, you know, take that in
416
00:14:44,943 --> 00:14:47,368
and then decide
what you want to do.
417
00:14:47,462 --> 00:14:50,129
Run, Beef, run!
Make him skank with the fishes!
418
00:14:50,281 --> 00:14:52,873
Well, it wouldn't be
a Lone Moose white elephant
419
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:56,210
if someone didn't run screaming
towards the river at some point.
420
00:14:56,304 --> 00:14:57,637
Next up,
Archie the Wife Whittler.
421
00:14:57,731 --> 00:14:59,046
Will you steal or open?
422
00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:02,233
Um, I wonder what this could be.
423
00:15:02,460 --> 00:15:04,127
-Get back here, Dad!
-(screaming)
424
00:15:04,145 --> 00:15:05,886
-Judy?
-Moon?
425
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:06,738
Rudolph?
426
00:15:06,965 --> 00:15:08,072
-No, we renamed him.
-Her.
427
00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:09,223
Right. Right, right, right.
428
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:10,967
-(moaning)
-You have a reindeer?
429
00:15:10,985 --> 00:15:13,077
Uh, yeah. And we're about
to have several.
430
00:15:13,229 --> 00:15:15,821
So, that's the missing reindeer.
431
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,990
And the town is getting
a new reindeer baby.
432
00:15:18,143 --> 00:15:19,475
Oh, hell yeah.
433
00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:21,419
This is better than
when we got a Macaroni Grill.
434
00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:23,496
-(groaning)
-I hope your dad gets back
with the vet soon.
435
00:15:23,572 --> 00:15:26,482
I mean, I've watched thousands
of reindeer birthing videos
436
00:15:26,575 --> 00:15:28,575
but it's different dealing
with the real thing.
437
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,170
Which is something they
always say in the videos.
438
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:33,339
I found the vet,
I found Dr. French.
439
00:15:33,491 --> 00:15:35,916
I was hucking snowballs
at cars on the side of the road.
440
00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:37,084
Helps me blow off steam.
441
00:15:37,178 --> 00:15:38,511
Now, where is the reindeer?
442
00:15:38,663 --> 00:15:40,163
-Is it you?
-Uh...
443
00:15:40,181 --> 00:15:41,422
Ha. Just kidding.
444
00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:43,107
Guys, I know what
reindeers look like.
445
00:15:43,259 --> 00:15:44,776
I assume this is the missing gal
446
00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:46,444
from Lone Moose's
nasty Santa display?
447
00:15:46,595 --> 00:15:48,780
-Yup. She followed me
out of her pen.
-Makes sense.
448
00:15:49,007 --> 00:15:51,524
She was looking for somewhere
private to let 'em loose.
449
00:15:51,676 --> 00:15:54,101
Holy hot dogs, this reindeer
is about to give birth
450
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,845
and is-- whoo-- fully dilated.
451
00:15:55,863 --> 00:15:58,848
Just as I suspected based on
the timing of her contractions.
452
00:15:58,866 --> 00:16:01,459
You a veterinarian too,
only tiny?
453
00:16:01,610 --> 00:16:03,461
Are we dealing with
a Doogie-type situation here?
454
00:16:03,612 --> 00:16:06,447
I'm more of a Santa-ologist but
I can scrub in, if you need me.
455
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,799
All right,
I'm gonna need someone
456
00:16:07,950 --> 00:16:09,450
to put a blanket down
here because
457
00:16:09,527 --> 00:16:11,377
we're all about to
have some babies together.
458
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,304
Ah! Oh, my God,
they're half human!
459
00:16:13,456 --> 00:16:16,015
Just kidding. Sorry, guys,
I'm just a lot of fun.
460
00:16:19,370 --> 00:16:23,147
-Here it comes. Aww.
-It's a miracle.
461
00:16:23,299 --> 00:16:26,392
A miracle that smells
very, very bad.
462
00:16:26,544 --> 00:16:29,562
Skanky, meet the reindeer.
Reindeer, meet the Skanky.
463
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,657
Aww, look at how she licks
her babies to get them walking.
464
00:16:32,808 --> 00:16:35,476
Reminds me of when Mom used to
throw wet sponges at us
465
00:16:35,570 --> 00:16:37,236
when she wanted us
to leave the house.
466
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,604
So adorable.
467
00:16:38,681 --> 00:16:40,832
Mayor Peppers, I hope
I didn't ruin the party.
468
00:16:41,059 --> 00:16:42,316
No, no, no, Moon.
469
00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:44,669
Birthing a reindeer together
during a Christmas party
470
00:16:44,746 --> 00:16:46,337
is what this town is all about.
471
00:16:46,564 --> 00:16:47,839
I'm... (sniffles)
472
00:16:48,066 --> 00:16:49,340
Well, I'm a little...
473
00:16:49,492 --> 00:16:50,341
Oh, gosh.
474
00:16:50,493 --> 00:16:52,418
Let it out, Peps.
Let it all out.
475
00:16:52,495 --> 00:16:53,569
Dad, you're not really
476
00:16:53,662 --> 00:16:55,346
gonna throw Skanky
in the river, are you?
477
00:16:55,573 --> 00:16:56,514
Of course not.
478
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,741
I'm going to wade in
and then hold him under.
479
00:16:58,910 --> 00:16:59,851
Dad!
480
00:17:00,078 --> 00:17:02,245
Sorry, sorry.
I just really hate Skanky.
481
00:17:02,263 --> 00:17:04,171
Not just because
it's an abomination
482
00:17:04,265 --> 00:17:06,265
with chesticles
or a high front butt,
483
00:17:06,417 --> 00:17:08,509
or because it has
the voice of a drunk demon,
484
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,010
it's so much more.
485
00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,178
All right, spill it, Beef.
486
00:17:11,314 --> 00:17:12,438
Why do you hate Skanky so much?
487
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,258
(sighs)
It's a very personal story,
488
00:17:15,351 --> 00:17:18,444
so I guess I'll just say it here
in front of the entire town.
489
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,113
It was my first Christmas
as a single dad
490
00:17:21,282 --> 00:17:22,782
and I was low on cash,
491
00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:25,601
so I made what, in hindsight,
was a very stupid decision.
492
00:17:25,620 --> 00:17:27,879
I spent a lot of money
to rent a crab boat,
493
00:17:28,106 --> 00:17:32,216
and took a gamble on crab season
thinking I might strike it rich.
494
00:17:32,368 --> 00:17:36,203
Not only was I not successful,
I sank the rented boat.
495
00:17:36,297 --> 00:17:37,555
Disaster.
496
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,541
When the holidays came,
I was hard-pressed for cash.
497
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,118
And I mean pressed.
498
00:17:42,136 --> 00:17:44,044
All December, I'd stay up
late at night,
499
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:46,972
trying to figure out
how to buy you guys
500
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:48,457
even a single cheap thing each.
501
00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:50,401
In the end, I took
my very small amount
502
00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:53,129
to the "97 cents" section
at the pharmacy downtown
503
00:17:53,131 --> 00:17:55,889
and just went nuts
buying random items,
504
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:58,576
including Skanky.
505
00:17:58,803 --> 00:18:00,244
So, whenever I see that thing,
506
00:18:00,396 --> 00:18:02,914
it reminds me of the year
I really blew it,
507
00:18:03,065 --> 00:18:04,916
and I'm filled
with Christmas shame.
508
00:18:05,143 --> 00:18:07,159
Dad, are you talking about
Wacky Christmas?
509
00:18:07,312 --> 00:18:08,494
Yeah, also known as Wackmas.
510
00:18:08,646 --> 00:18:10,329
We loved that
weird-ass Christmas!
511
00:18:10,481 --> 00:18:12,481
Remember the reams
of copy paper?
512
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:15,075
I played so many rounds of
"small publishing house
513
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,987
trying to publish an
unknown female poet's chapbook."
514
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,322
Oh, it was very fun for me.
515
00:18:19,415 --> 00:18:21,657
Oh, and I loved that
huge tube of toothpaste.
516
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,844
I was so mad my teeth weren't
more gigantic. I'm still mad.
517
00:18:24,996 --> 00:18:28,681
So, that year's Christmas really
wasn't the depths of misery?
518
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:29,832
No way!
519
00:18:29,851 --> 00:18:31,183
Well, I'm glad to hear it.
520
00:18:31,336 --> 00:18:33,111
Beef, it sounds like you
don't need to be ashamed
521
00:18:33,338 --> 00:18:35,020
of Skanky because
of that failed Christmas.
522
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,339
The kids clearly loved it.
523
00:18:36,432 --> 00:18:37,782
So, you can just be
ashamed of Skanky
524
00:18:37,933 --> 00:18:39,175
because he's absolutely awful.
525
00:18:39,344 --> 00:18:41,402
Indeed.
But I do promise you guys
526
00:18:41,512 --> 00:18:43,863
I didn't just get you
a bunch of copy paper this year.
527
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:47,441
Well, I don't need anything.
I've got five new reindeer pets.
528
00:18:47,535 --> 00:18:50,611
Moon, no one's mad at you
for hiding the reindeer.
529
00:18:50,688 --> 00:18:53,447
That sham Santa setup
downtown is a disaster.
530
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,282
I mean, one of the angels
stole my wallet.
531
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,634
But we--
532
00:18:56,861 --> 00:18:59,637
and I feel like I should not
actually have to say this--
533
00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:01,848
are not keeping five reindeer.
534
00:19:01,957 --> 00:19:03,199
(sighs) Okay.
535
00:19:03,384 --> 00:19:06,160
They could go to the wild animal
sanctuary in Death Cliff.
536
00:19:06,162 --> 00:19:07,553
It's so nice, I'd move in.
537
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:08,962
-Really?
-No. Come on.
538
00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,723
I'm a doctor
of veterinary medicine.
539
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:13,225
I live in a wonderful
two bedroom, one bath downtown.
540
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,986
Crown molding,
updated appliances.
541
00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:16,470
Honestly, it would
blow your minds.
542
00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:19,473
♪ Hark the herald
angels sing ♪
543
00:19:19,567 --> 00:19:22,643
♪ Glory to
the newborn Skank ♪
544
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,828
Huh, that's weird.
545
00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:25,479
Never heard Skanky
sing this one.
546
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,073
(gasps) It's an actual
Christmas miracle.
547
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:30,651
Or a Skanky software glitch.
But I prefer the former.
548
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,504
Wow, huh, the reindeer
really love Skanky.
549
00:19:33,731 --> 00:19:35,731
Yeah, they seem to
have attached to him.
550
00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:38,067
It's a thing. Kind of like me
and my domesticated weasel.
551
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:39,510
I am obsessed with him.
552
00:19:39,737 --> 00:19:41,404
Maybe the reindeer
will feel better
553
00:19:41,422 --> 00:19:43,664
if Skanky goes with them
to the sanctuary.
554
00:19:43,832 --> 00:19:45,349
Aww. It'll be a Skank-tuary.
555
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,852
Yeah, then we can visit them
all together.
556
00:19:48,079 --> 00:19:48,853
We all will.
557
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,188
-Not me.
-Skanky can rot.
558
00:19:50,339 --> 00:19:52,005
And now back to the party.
559
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,025
Let's light this
freakin' candle already.
560
00:19:54,176 --> 00:19:55,434
(cheering, whooping)
561
00:19:56,254 --> 00:19:57,269
HONEYBEE:
Aw, a giant eraser.
562
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,771
I love it.
Now I just got to get
563
00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:00,347
my giant pencil back from Henry.
564
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,700
That's not all.
Look what else is in the box.
565
00:20:02,927 --> 00:20:04,093
Babe, you didn't.
566
00:20:04,186 --> 00:20:05,686
Tickets to see
Mrs. Doubtfire On Ice?
567
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,038
(as Mrs. Doubtfire):
Hello!
568
00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:08,431
(as Mrs. Doubtfire):
It was a skate-by fruiting.
569
00:20:08,433 --> 00:20:10,433
Dad, this one's from all of us.
570
00:20:10,451 --> 00:20:13,602
Ugh, I have a very bad feeling
this might be Skanky.
571
00:20:13,621 --> 00:20:16,439
No way. We know
you hated Skanky, Dad.
572
00:20:16,441 --> 00:20:18,274
-We accept it.
-I swear it's not him.
573
00:20:18,292 --> 00:20:19,792
And you know I don't
throw promises around
574
00:20:19,944 --> 00:20:22,503
all loosey-goosey like
the rest of these psychopaths.
575
00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:26,373
-Ah! Oh, dear God.
-(laughter)
576
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:27,633
JUDY:
There it is.
577
00:20:27,785 --> 00:20:30,877
Welcome to the family,
Sleazy the Nasty Snowman.
578
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,137
Oh, hell no.
579
00:20:32,290 --> 00:20:34,065
♪ One, two,
a-one, two, threeze ♪
580
00:20:34,216 --> 00:20:36,976
♪ Everybody in the car,
so come on, let's sleaze ♪
581
00:20:37,128 --> 00:20:38,978
This is truly my nightmare.
582
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,296
When everyone is asleep,
583
00:20:40,314 --> 00:20:41,572
you're going
right into the fire.
584
00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:44,467
♪ A little bit of Sleazy
in my life ♪
585
00:20:44,485 --> 00:20:46,151
♪ Ho ho ho,
mother-jinglers ♪
586
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,228
♪ If you're lookin' for
a wintertime freak ♪
587
00:20:48,322 --> 00:20:50,322
♪ Well, then we're two
naughty boys you got to meet ♪
588
00:20:50,475 --> 00:20:52,324
♪ If you leave us unattended,
we might burn down your home ♪
589
00:20:52,477 --> 00:20:54,568
♪ Take a peep in your stocking,
steal your Toblerone ♪
590
00:20:54,737 --> 00:20:56,737
♪ Gonna open all your presents,
undecorate that tree ♪
591
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:58,572
♪ Throw your granny's fruitcake
out onto the street ♪
592
00:20:58,666 --> 00:20:59,999
♪ 'Cause we're the bad boys
of Christmas ♪
593
00:21:00,151 --> 00:21:01,908
♪ We don't give a damn ♪
594
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,744
♪ The bad boys of Christmas,
eat your holiday ham ♪
595
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:06,155
♪ Gonna eat up those cookies
you left for Santy Claus ♪
596
00:21:06,173 --> 00:21:07,840
♪ That clown don't deserve 'em,
they belong in our paws ♪
597
00:21:07,916 --> 00:21:10,009
♪ Go straight bananas,
steal your Christmas pajamas ♪
598
00:21:10,161 --> 00:21:11,752
♪ If you can't handle us,
then go cry to your mama ♪
599
00:21:11,829 --> 00:21:13,104
♪ 'Cause we're the bad boys
of Christmas ♪
600
00:21:13,255 --> 00:21:14,179
♪ We don't give a damn ♪
601
00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:15,439
♪ Bad boys of Christmas ♪
602
00:21:15,666 --> 00:21:16,423
♪ Eat your holiday ham ♪
603
00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:17,775
♪ BBOC, out. ♪
604
00:21:18,002 --> 00:21:18,925
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605
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