- ♪ I'm in the big city with my big familia ♪
♪ Every day here is my favorite día ♪
♪ One big house and our family store ♪
♪ Food and laughter y mucho amor ♪
♪ Tíos, abuelos, all of my primos ♪
♪ A dog, a parrot, amigos ♪
♪ We're one big family now ♪
♪ Sundays and Mondays ♪
♪ They're all fun days when you're with the... ♪
Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha vida ♪
Casagrandes! - ♪ Bienvenida ♪
Casagrandes! - ♪ Mucha risa ♪
Casagrandes! We're all familia!
- Tan-tan!
- I'm telling you Boo-boo Bear,
this new app is totes amazing!
- Uh, just need a good angle for my selfie, right?
- Yup, it uses our selfies to show us
what our future babies will look like.
Quick!
Take a picture of yourself!
- Aw, this is so exciting, babe!
We'll get to meet Bobby Jr.
- Um, don't you mean Lori Junior?
- Lori Junior is even better.
Okay, get ready to see our baby's face in three,
two, one-- -
- Ma-ma.
It's horrible!
- Aw, she has my ears.
- And my wings!
Aw. -
Winner?
Two free tickets to Dairyland? -
Those are VIP tickets to an exclusive preview
of the new Chocolate Milk Shaker ride!
- Mm-mm-hm!
You won the tickets?
I've been drinking chocolate milk all morning.
You're taking me, right?
- You know it! - Yes!
I hear the Chocolate Milk Shaker shakes you so hard,
you're still shaking weeks later.
- You're getting milk on me!
- Ronnie Anne!
My BFF radar just told me that
something amazing was happening to you!
- That's impressive.
She just won two VIP tickets to Dairyland.
- Wow, we're going to Dairyland!
- Yeah, we are.
- Wait, didn't you just promise to bring--
- My bestest bud in the whole world
on a VIP trip to Dairyland?
You bet I did!
- Abuela, I need to make a super important decision.
How do you choose between two people
you really care about?
- Well, whenever I'm struggling with a decision,
I look for signs from the universe.
For instance, I decided to date your Abuelo
after I saw his face on a tortilla.
- Oof!
Not the worst place to crash.
Mm-mm! - I stand by my choice.
- Okay, universe, show me a sign.
That was fast!
Lincoln it is!
- Or Sid.
Universe, make up your mind!
- Pick me! - No, pick me!
- Gah!
Whoa, ah--
Universe, I hear you loud and clear.
I have to take both Lincoln and Sid to Dairyland!
Ugh.
- What happened to you?
- The universe!
Never mind.
I just really, really need
to win another ticket to Dairyland.
Sold out?
- Guess who has the last shipment of Dairyland milk
in the city?
There's only one winning bottle left,
so it has to be in-- - I'll take it all!
- Think again!
Those Dairyland tickets are mine!
- Mine! - No, those are mine!
- Wait!
My mama was right! I'm a winner!
Aw...
- Wait, don't youse guys wanna admire my winning tickets?
- They took my hat! And my shoes!
Now how am I going to get another ticket?
- Maybe Vito will give you his extra ticket?
- Great idea, Bobby! - Aw.
I don't hear that every day.
Oh, I have a hat for you!
- Thanks, buddy. - I'm full of good ideas today.
- Hey youse! Give those back!
- Hey, Vito, old friend.
you want to go to Dairyland?
- Guilty as charged. - Join the club.
These two wise guys stole my tickets.
If youse can get them back, you can have one.
- You got yourself a deal.
I've walked them before.
I know they'll do anything for a snack.
Get back here!
Oof.
Gimme those tick--whoa!
- I'll give you six hotdogs with the works
for those tickets.
Fine, 10 hotdogs!
- Here you go, pally. - Sorry, Ronnie Anne.
Guess the other ticket goes to Bruno.
I can't disappoint my two best friends.
What am I gonna do?
- Psst, you should've just come to me for help, prima.
- What can you do, Carl? - Such little faith.
Meet me at the park entrance.
I'll get you in for sure. I know a guy!
- Really? Carl?
Carl! - You're ruining my exit!
- Where is Carl?
- Psst!
Psst! - So where are the tickets?
- Like I said-- - Ronnie Anne!
- Ugh!
- I can't believe you found a third ticket
at the bottom of the bottle! - I know, right?
Super lucky!
Okay, go on in. I'll meet you guys inside.
- Okay, get in! You're the butt.
- What? Where's my ticket?
- This is your ticket.
Bobby's old Tippy the Cow Halloween costume!
With this on, we can walk right through the employee entrance.
- But I thought you knew a guy! - I do.
I'm the guy! - Nope, not doing it.
- Fine, stay here while your friends
have a blast on the new Chocolate Milk Shaker.
- Wait--ugh. I'll do it.
But you're the butt.
Whoa!
- See, told ya! Easy-peezy.
Now let's ditch the costume.
- Hey, you, stop right there.
- Oh, man.
I can't believe they caught us already.
- Don't worry. Just be the cow.
- You're a little late for your shift, Tippy.
Better escort you to the pasture.
- The what now? - Relax.
I've seen Tippy do her thing before.
She mostly just stands there.
How hard can it be?
- Tippy!
- These kids are crazy!
- Argh, just roll with it, Ronnie Anne.
It can't last forever.
- We can do this forever!
Go, Tippy!
- I have a whole new respect for Tippy.
- At least we get to sit.
- Wait! That's Sid and Lincoln!
- Aw, man! So close.
- I won't miss this time.
- How could you, Sid?
- Did you just hear Ronnie Anne?
- Drink, prima, drink!
- Please say we're done now. - Hey, Tippy.
- Oh, not again.
- Time for the big show! - The big show?
- Okay, kids!
Who wants to see Tippy blasted from a cannon?
- Oh, yeah!
- Yeah!
- Wow, this show got a lot better
since the last time I was here.
- Now what are we going to do?
- But first, a piggie dance!
- Ronnie Anne's not answering my texts.
What's taking her so long? I'm gonna call her.
- That's funny, I thought I just heard
Ronnie Anne's phone ringing from that Tippy on stage.
- Heh, I think my BFF radar would tell me
if Ronnie Anne was in a cow costume.
Here, I'll prove it.
Ronnie Anne is in the costume!
Ronnie Anne, what are you doing in there?
- I'll explain later.
Just get us outta here! - "Us"?
- Carl in the cow! - Quick, help me pull.
- And now, the moment you've all been waiting for!
- But what about Carl? - Yes, still in the cow!
- Blast off in 3...2...1!
Fire!
Actually, this is kinda fun.
Living the dream!
- Let's grab Carl and get outta here.
- Stop right there!
- Out you go! And shame on you.
- Guys, I'm so sorry. I ruined our day.
The truth is, I only won two tickets.
And when you both wanted to come,
I couldn't bring myself to choose between you.
- I didn't want you to think I was playing favorites.
- Aw, Ronnie Anne! We would never think that.
Sure, we both wanted to go,
but we would have understood. - For sure!
And actually, Rusty won a pair of tickets too.
If I'd known, I could have just asked him for one.
- Ugh, I really messed up.
I should have just told you guys the truth.
I promise from now on I'll be more honest.
- Aw, group hug!
I need to be more honest too!
- Huh? - What now?
- I'm not a real security guard!
I won two tickets, but I couldn't decide
between my cousin and my gardener
so I gave them my tickets
and dressed like this to get in.
- What are the odds?
You kids taught me something today.
Go on, go have fun! - Whoo-hoo!
- Yes! - Thanks, fake guard!
- To the Chocolate Milk Shaker! - Whoo-hoo!
- Keep arms and legs inside the ride.
Let's get shaking!
- Oh, my gosh, we forgot Carl!
- Ladies and gentlemen, back by popular demand,
the world's only flying butt!
♪ ♪
- Whoo-hoo!
Best butt ever!
- Que dia tan hermoso!
What a beautiful day.
Two glorious dogs,
dragged through the glorious garden, please!
Thank you, my dear hot dog man!
Muah, muah!
- Did your soccer team finally win?
- Not yet! That game's next week!
- A squirrel!
- - Isn't it wonderful?
Muah--
Who wants ice cream?
- Whoa, whoa.
Okay, something's up, Dad. - What?
A father can't just buy 100 scoops of helado
for his daughter?
- Come on, Dad. Spill it!
You always see right through me.
The reason I've been so happy is because
I've kind of sort of been dating someone.
- Dad, that's great! Who's the lucky lady?
- Her name's Gina-
Galiano.
- What? Sounds kinda like you said
Galiano, but that can't be because that's my teacher.
- Actually, Ranita, it is your teacher.
- Heh, sorry, Dad.
- Dad's dating Ms. Galiano?
Is my new name gonna be Bobby Galiano?
I love it!
Hey, Lori, Bobby G here.
- Chihuahua, he really doesn't get it.
This is awful!
- Awful?
You hit the jackpot, prima!
You won't have to worry about tests or homework ever again.
Ooh.
Argh.
She can't fail you if she's dating your dad.
- Really? Maybe you're right.
Maybe this won't be so bad.
C minus?
- Hi, Ronnie Anne!
I heard you're aware of my new dating situation,
and I just want you to know,
I'm not giving you special treatment.
- Clearly.
- Oh, since I have you here,
which outfit do you think your dad would like more?
- Uh, this is kinda weird for me.
And by kinda, I mean super.
Gotta go, bye!
Carl was definitely wrong.
I think I'm actually getting harsher treatment from Ms. G.
And-- - Whatcha guys talkin' about?
- Oh, Ronnie Anne was just saying how--
- Ah!
Let's just keep this Dad and Ms. G stuff between us.
It could ruin my social life. - Guys, guys!
OMG, guys!
Guys, I just ran into Ms. Galiano at The Pizza Place.
And I think she was on a date!
- Oh, we gotta see this.
- No, no, no, no.
Sergio!
You gotta help me.
My Dad's about to come out of the pizza place
and I don't want my friends to see him.
- Okay! But it's gonna cost ya!
- Phew...
You know what, guys? Now that you mention it,
I think I heard Ms. G. was dating the librarian.
- Whoa, power couple.
- Great thinking, Ronnie Anne.
Everyone's talking about Ms. G and the librarian.
- I know, it even made the school paper!
- Uh-oh, breaking news, your Dad's here.
What? Why?
- Sorry to interrupt, sorry!
Ranita, you forgot your lunch.
I told your mom I'd swing by and bring it.
- Oh, uh, thanks, Dad.
- Oh, hello, Ms. Galiano! - Okay, bye!
- May I have a word with you outside about, uh...
educational things?
- Oh, that does sound important.
- Class, keep math-ing until I return!
- Ugh.
- Close call!
- Hey, gimme my pen back, Sameer!
- So cool!
Now it's blue, now red, now green!
Oh, what a time to be alive!
- I'm telling!
Ms. Galiano!
Ew, Ronnie Anne's dad is dating Ms. Galiano!
- Ew...
Ugh!
- Huh, news spreads quickly around here.
- This is a nightmare.
Oh, wait a minute, maybe it is a nightmare!
I gotta wake up!
- - Wake up, wake up, wake up!
- Stop!
I will help you get through this.
That's what besties are for.
And who knows, maybe they'll break up.
- Sid, that's it!
We gotta break them up!
- Ooh, I have an idea!
- My Mom's taking care of this striped polecat.
Its spray is 10 times stronger than a skunk's.
We can use it to give Ms. Galiano some serious stank!
He always sprays me when I sing karaoke.
- Then let's duet this thang!
♪ Ooh, girl, if I could ♪
♪ Ooh, girl, give you the ♪
♪ Ooh, girl, world, girl, give you the-- ♪
- Hi, Ms. G.!
I just wanted to say sorry for not
giving you tips on what my dad likes.
So I brought a perfume that he loves!
Bleh.
That's so thoughtful, Ronnie Anne!
I'll definitely use it tonight.
- Oh, and in case you were wondering,
he's a sucker for mohawks-- but you didn't hear it from me.
Anyways, catch ya later, Ms. G!
- Mohawks, huh?
- Hi, Ms. Gali--
I mean, cool new hairdo.
Ugh!
Fuchi! What is that smell?
- Ah, just a new perfume I thought you might like.
Why, yes, very...
Intriguing.
- Time to put them in a sticky situation.
You got the stuff? - Yep.
Nature's glue, honey.
- Arturo, why are you holding hands with another woman?
- Gina, it's not what it looks like.
Ah!
- This is my stop.
Guess you're coming with me to the gym!
- And now you're leaving with her?
- How are they still together?
Okay, new plan.
I was saving this one as a last-ditch effort.
It's time for Operation Miscommunication.
- Hey, that rhymes!
- But first, we need to suit up!
♪ ♪
Okay, first step of the plan.
We need to sneak in and steal their cell phones.
Ew, dad butt.
- Then we change their contact info
to someone else's.
When they try to text each other,
they'll actually be texting the wrong person.
Ugh.
- "I can't wait to give you sweet butterfly kisses."
- "My feelings grow stronger every single day.
"With all my corazon,
which means 'heart,' by the way."
- "Sweet butterfly kisses"?
Whoa, whoa, Galiano!
I thought she was dating Arturo.
- Maybe not.
Look at all these hearts!
I knew he liked my hot dogs, but sheesh!
- What's up, Bobby?
- Ronnie Anne, bad news!
- You get your arm stuck in a vending machine again?
- Well, yes, but that's beside the point.
Did you hear? Dad and Ms. G. broke up.
- Yes!
Aww, that's too bad.
- I know. But I'm still going by Bobby G.
- Okay, bye, Bobby G.
- What are we dancing about? Not that I need a reason.
- Our plan worked!
My dad and Ms. Galiano are done-zo.
- Yay! Whoo!
- Dad? - Ranita!
You...
forgot...
your--your lunch again.
It's a torta.
Sorry the bread is soaked with tears.
Hello, Gina. - Arturo.
- Oh, man, Sid. What did we do?
- We messed up.
- Dad, Ms. G., I have to tell you something.
It's my fault you broke up.
I couldn't handle you guys dating,
so I sabotaged your relationship.
I'm so sorry.
- Well, that's brave of you to confess.
But you didn't break us up.
- I didn't?
- No, mija, we realized that we aren't a match
and we're better off as just friends.
- That's such a huge relief!
Wait, then why are you guys crying?
- Because my soccer team lost!
We lost!
- And I just tried out some new makeup.
It's turning my eyes into waterfalls!
- Look away, Ranita! Look away!
I don't want you to see me like this!
- Okay, bye, Dad!
Stay strong.
I am so glad that's over.
- Ronnie Anne,
isn't that your mom with the robotics teacher?
- I got this, Ronnie Anne.
Come on, boys!
- Poor Mr. Suarez.
He was asking me about a bunion cure.
- Whoops.
♪ ♪