[wind howling]
[all shivering]
Every part of my body is shivering, even my hair!
A little skating will warm us up.
I think Becky's the only one who likes this weather.
[growling and shouting]
[heavy metal music]
It's as cold as her heart.
[all shivering]
It's gonna be like this for months.
How are we supposed to skate?
Maybe we can find somewhere inside to do it.
Wait, what's that place at school
where the sports bros hang out?
It's a dude's first name. - The gym?
That's a great idea, Nikki!
Come on!
You wimps! This is warm!
I take showers colder than this!
[upbeat music]
[school bell rings]
[all shivering]
[all sigh]
What year is it? How long have I been frozen?
[sighs] This is heaven on--
Hey! Can we get our ball back?
Hey, Dodge. Here you go.
We were wondering if we could share the gym with you
since it's too cold outside to skate.
Oh, of course, you can.
Not! [laughter]
Oh, come on!
The gym's big enough for all of us.
Too bad. We were here first. Now take your boards and go.
Wait! What if we beat you at dodgeball?
Then can we skate here? - Sure.
If you can beat us, the best under-15 dodgeball team
in the Tri-Lakes area, it's all yours.
Best-of-three match on Friday?
It's on!
Huh? Whoops! [laughter]
Ronnie Anne, are you nuts? We'll never beat them!
We have to try! If we can't get the gym,
we'll have nowhere to skate for months!
Come on, I believe in us!
Well, we better start training.
Hey! Get out of our gym!
[all scream]
♪ ♪
[shivering]
[shopkeeper's bell rings]
Whoa, look at bubble boy!
My dad said dodgeball is a dangerous sport,
and I have to be protected.
Let's see if it works.
[dramatic music]
[bubble pops] - [screaming]
[grunts]
[coughs]
Okay, so we have to learn three skills
to beat the dodgeball team: catching, dodging and throwing.
And I thought the mercado could be a good place to start.
How are we supposed to train here?
What's up, everyone? Fruit delivery!
Let's just say Bobby and Par
have a special way of putting the fruit away.
[upbeat music]
Catch!
♪ ♪
Good idea, Ronnie Anne!
[scoffs] Throw it like you mean it!
[all screaming] - It's coming too fast!
Okay, guys. Let's unload the pineapples.
all: Pineapples?
[all scream]
[pineapple impacts] - [chuckles]
That's gonna leave a mark.
Part two of our training:
Carlota's trying to figure out what to wear
on her date tonight.
What are we learning here exactly?
How to dodge.
Can't wear this. Can't wear that.
Ugh. Last year called. It wants its blouse back.
Ugh, definitely not this.
Brace yourselves!
[all yelping]
We did it! [all cheer]
Finally, the perfect shoes!
Definitely don't wear your heels.
- You are so right. Ugh! - Oh, yeah!
[groans]
[gasps]
[fashion statements impact] - [yelps]
At least it's my color.
A fresh bucket of water balloons
for our final part of training: throwing!
Who are we gonna throw those at?
Hey Sergio, what do you call six chumps
who stink at dodgeball? The skate team!
[laughter]
Classic!
[heavy metal music]
Mom!
♪ ♪
Aw.
♪ ♪
Right in the pompis!
Guys, I think we're ready to take on the dodgeball team!
Oh, yeah!
[school bell rings]
[spaghetti western music]
[growls]
♪ ♪
Bigger bubble. How ya like me now?
All right, there are three simple rules:
one, you get hit by the ball, you're out.
Two, you catch the ball,
the person who threw the ball at you is out.
And three, if you catch the ball,
an eliminated player from your team can come back in the game.
Good luck, skaters.
Not! [laughter]
This is gonna be the easiest match of our lives.
[chuckling]
Remember everything we learned.
[all grunt]
announcer: Round one.
[battle cries]
♪ ♪
[growls]
♪ ♪
It worked! You're out!
[both gasp]
[sobs]
♪ ♪
Whoa!
♪ ♪
Hey Dodge, last year called.
They want their heels back! [chuckles]
Stop talking about shoes!
Okay, team, attack!
Just like the water balloons!
♪ ♪
[all groaning]
How'd they get so good?!
All we have to do is win one more game and the gym is ours.
[cheers]
Hey, I don't wanna interrupt your dumb, little huddle,
but you injured one of our players.
So my girlfriend is gonna sub in.
Hey, skaters!
Ready to have some fun?
together: [gasps] Becky!
♪ ♪
[yelps]
No bubble in the world is strong enough
to protect me from her!
Sorry, guys, but I'm out!
[screams]
Laird!
[cackles]
Aw, isn't that smile terrifying?
It's what made me fall in love with her.
announcer: Round two!
♪ ♪
Ow! My hands!
Whew.
♪ ♪
Gee-wa-wa. How did she--
[grunts]
[all groaning]
Ooh.
Uh, guys, I want my mommy!
[cackles]
♪ ♪
[screams]
Yes!
One more game and the gym is ours for good.
[chuckles]
[all groaning]
With Becky on the team, they're too good.
Round two was brutal.
My body can't handle a round three.
Even my bruises have bruises.
Face it, Ronnie Anne,
we're gonna be skating in the cold for months.
No.
Sameer, when we did our horror movie marathon
and you were terrified, did we call it quits?
No.
You each took turns covering my eyes during the scary parts.
And Casey, when you wanted to try that new food truck
and the line was ten blocks long, did we bail?
Mm-mm.
We camped in the rain all night.
Man, those samosas were worth it.
And Sid, when we climbed Mount GLC
and you puked from altitude sickness, did we go back down?
No. Just like our lunch, we kept going up!
See? We've never quit before and we're not quitting now!
We're a team and we always stick together!
Except for Laird. [chuckles]
Doesn't matter. We can still do this!
together: Two, four, six, eight!
We can dodge and we can skate!
- Yes! - Let's go!
What a speech.
announcer: Round three!
Hope you're hungry, 'cause you're about to eat rubber!
[yelps]
My funny bone doesn't think that's funny!
♪ ♪
[yelps]
[groans]
[gasps]
Go for it, my Becky-Buttercup.
It's your team, Dodgy-Wodgy.
Finish her!
[in slow motion] No!
Look! Laird caught the ball in his hair!
Ugh!
Like you said, Ronnie Anne, we're a team!
Thanks, Laird! Sid's back, baby!
- Laird, may I use your hair? - It would be an honor.
♪ ♪
[all gasp and groan]
[gasps and growls]
♪ ♪
- Thanks, Laird! - Anytime.
♪ ♪
- Laird! - Rest now. You've done good.
Thanks!
[dramatic music]
[energetic rock music]
♪ ♪
[all gasp]
Fools!
You wasted all your balls.
♪ ♪
[screams]
♪ ♪
Say bye-bye, Ronnie Anne.
[screams]
♪ ♪
You're out! So long, skaters!
Yeah, guess you guys won.
Not! - She caught it!
The gym is ours!
[cheering]
[triumphant music]
♪ ♪
Psh! This isn't cold at all!
[all shivering]
This doesn't feel right.
[upbeat music]
Thanks for sharing the gym.
I'm sorry we were so harsh.
De nada. Truce?
Ooh!
This is awesome!
Now I'll finally have some good memories in here.
[scream and impact]
I'm okay!
- [squeaks aggressively] - [screams]
Where's my bubble when I need it?