1 00:00:03,664 --> 00:00:07,934 Dennett: Detective Inspector John Major, 2 00:00:08,025 --> 00:00:09,925 the most decorated officer 3 00:00:10,025 --> 00:00:12,405 in the history of SIU. 4 00:00:12,505 --> 00:00:15,765 Instrumental in the most daring undercover sting 5 00:00:15,866 --> 00:00:18,926 in SIU history, Operation Blue Finch, 6 00:00:19,026 --> 00:00:23,526 where his life was cut short by a senseless, criminal act. 7 00:00:23,627 --> 00:00:26,267 [Recording of automatic gunfire] 8 00:00:30,988 --> 00:00:34,528 D.I. Major's record made him the only candidate 9 00:00:34,629 --> 00:00:37,289 for our pioneering A.I. 10 00:00:37,389 --> 00:00:39,609 and bio-cyber engineering 11 00:00:39,710 --> 00:00:42,330 regeneration initiative. 12 00:00:42,430 --> 00:00:44,690 Humanity and technology 13 00:00:44,791 --> 00:00:46,971 in hot pursuit 14 00:00:47,071 --> 00:00:49,491 of the final horizon of policing. 15 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,711 [Click] 16 00:00:58,353 --> 00:00:59,813 Chalmers: Ahem. 17 00:00:59,913 --> 00:01:02,013 Clearly, we're witnessing a significant breakthrough 18 00:01:02,113 --> 00:01:03,453 in technology here. 19 00:01:03,554 --> 00:01:04,974 Dennett: Thank you, Commissioner Chalmers. 20 00:01:05,074 --> 00:01:06,934 I actually made it on my phone. 21 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:08,334 Chalmers: I meant the A.I. project. 22 00:01:08,434 --> 00:01:10,784 - Indeed. - It's the duty 23 00:01:10,875 --> 00:01:13,135 of this committee to decide whether the A.I. project 24 00:01:13,235 --> 00:01:17,135 should continue or whether it should be retired. 25 00:01:17,236 --> 00:01:19,336 Major: No pressure then, eh? Ha ha! 26 00:01:19,436 --> 00:01:22,256 Carver: Try and remember what we said about you staying quiet. 27 00:01:22,357 --> 00:01:25,417 Woman: How much did this project cost the British taxpayer? 28 00:01:25,517 --> 00:01:28,777 Parfit: Uh, we made every efficiency possible, 29 00:01:28,878 --> 00:01:30,418 while remaining true to the integrity of-- 30 00:01:30,518 --> 00:01:32,498 Woman: I'll rephrase. 31 00:01:32,598 --> 00:01:33,978 How many human police officers 32 00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:35,939 could have been employed with that money? 33 00:01:36,039 --> 00:01:37,979 Major: I am a human police officer. 34 00:01:38,079 --> 00:01:41,979 Woman: Really? So, no X-ray eyes, no laser beams? 35 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,620 Major: No, just good, old-fashioned police skills, 36 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:46,300 same as any other copper. Heh! 37 00:01:46,401 --> 00:01:49,341 Then why are we spending all this money on you? 38 00:01:49,441 --> 00:01:51,641 Major: It's... 39 00:01:52,802 --> 00:01:54,342 [Sighs] 40 00:01:54,442 --> 00:01:56,102 Carver: Well, that's why it's best to shush. 41 00:01:56,202 --> 00:01:58,942 Priest: What about the moral implications? 42 00:01:59,043 --> 00:02:00,743 - Eh? - This rampant 43 00:02:00,843 --> 00:02:03,223 scientism will invite a heavy reckoning. 44 00:02:03,323 --> 00:02:05,903 For all we know, this is the dawn of a new era 45 00:02:06,004 --> 00:02:08,144 of unmitigated super-intelligence 46 00:02:08,244 --> 00:02:11,114 with no ethical dimension whatsoever. 47 00:02:11,205 --> 00:02:14,585 Parfit: Thank you very much. Obviously, that is the dream. 48 00:02:14,685 --> 00:02:16,745 Chalmers: Let us the sidekick, shall we? 49 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:18,505 Uh, D.I. Carter? 50 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,506 - Carver. - Sorry? 51 00:02:20,606 --> 00:02:21,986 Major: Press your button, Roy. 52 00:02:22,086 --> 00:02:23,986 Carver: Carver! Ahem. [Microphone feedback] 53 00:02:24,087 --> 00:02:26,347 Chalmers: Based on your experience with D.I. Major, 54 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:30,207 are you worried about the threat of super-intelligent A.I.? 55 00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:33,948 Carver: Not really, no. 56 00:02:34,048 --> 00:02:36,108 Major: Cheers, mate. 57 00:02:36,209 --> 00:02:37,949 Carver: Look, 58 00:02:38,049 --> 00:02:41,609 I've worked with D.I. Major for over 10 years. 59 00:02:42,610 --> 00:02:44,770 The best cop I've ever met. 60 00:02:45,770 --> 00:02:47,670 And in my opinion, 61 00:02:47,770 --> 00:02:49,670 damn lucky to have him on the force, 62 00:02:49,771 --> 00:02:52,211 whatever the cost. 63 00:02:57,212 --> 00:02:59,592 Chalmers: If he's such a paragon, 64 00:02:59,692 --> 00:03:02,552 he'll be able to quote Section 12, 65 00:03:02,653 --> 00:03:06,233 sub-paragraph 5a of the new peace regulations. 66 00:03:06,333 --> 00:03:08,273 Parfit: Uh, that's not the kind of thing that he's programmed-- 67 00:03:08,374 --> 00:03:10,594 Major: "Officers shall not, in the pursuance of their duties, 68 00:03:10,694 --> 00:03:12,434 "act in such a way as to jeopardize 69 00:03:12,534 --> 00:03:14,624 the well-being of the general public." 70 00:03:16,175 --> 00:03:17,915 Impressive. 71 00:03:18,015 --> 00:03:20,275 Word for word, D.I. Major. 72 00:03:20,376 --> 00:03:22,376 Thank you, ma'am. 73 00:03:23,816 --> 00:03:25,556 Carver: How'd you do that? 74 00:03:25,657 --> 00:03:27,917 Major: Like you said, best cop that ever lived. 75 00:03:28,017 --> 00:03:30,077 Carver: Don't think I said that. 76 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:31,597 Major: I'm the one with the perfect memory. 77 00:03:31,698 --> 00:03:33,078 - Best cop I ever met. - I'm the one 78 00:03:33,178 --> 00:03:35,158 with the perfect memory. Carver: Met. 79 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:36,358 Major: Lived. 80 00:03:36,458 --> 00:03:38,458 - Met. - Don't. 81 00:03:43,259 --> 00:03:46,119 Carver: That went well. Good work, mate. 82 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:48,440 Major: Thanks. It's all down to intelligence, 83 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:51,640 instinct, and having it written down on this bit of paper. 84 00:03:51,741 --> 00:03:53,641 Chalmers: I'll see you next week. Bye. 85 00:03:53,741 --> 00:03:55,521 So how did I do? Major: Thank you, ma'am. 86 00:03:55,621 --> 00:03:57,161 Very helpful. 87 00:03:57,262 --> 00:03:59,482 Chalmers: I'm strictly impartial, obviously, but, uh, 88 00:03:59,582 --> 00:04:02,642 entre nous, let's not let the luddites prevail. 89 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,203 - Right. - Heh heh! 90 00:04:04,303 --> 00:04:05,843 Major: No, didn't understand any of that, ma'am. 91 00:04:05,943 --> 00:04:07,363 Chalmers: Any progress on finding 92 00:04:07,463 --> 00:04:08,763 the pond life that shot him? 93 00:04:08,864 --> 00:04:10,564 Carver: It's difficult, since the case 94 00:04:10,664 --> 00:04:11,804 has been assigned to other officers. 95 00:04:11,904 --> 00:04:13,444 - Shit ones. - They're looking 96 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:15,294 for an informant to interview. 97 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:17,725 Chalmers: Liam Cleasby and a red Jeep? 98 00:04:17,825 --> 00:04:19,005 Carver: Yeah. 99 00:04:19,105 --> 00:04:20,365 Chalmers: Seen driving into 100 00:04:20,465 --> 00:04:21,525 an industrial estate. 101 00:04:21,626 --> 00:04:22,686 The address is on the back. 102 00:04:22,786 --> 00:04:24,046 Major: Where'd you find this? 103 00:04:24,146 --> 00:04:25,526 Chalmers: I'm a retired commissioner 104 00:04:25,626 --> 00:04:27,046 of the Greater London Police Force, John. 105 00:04:27,147 --> 00:04:28,567 Can still pull the odd string, you know, 106 00:04:28,667 --> 00:04:31,567 but this is strictly sub rosa and on the Q.T. 107 00:04:31,667 --> 00:04:33,887 Anybody asks, you play dumb. 108 00:04:33,988 --> 00:04:36,628 Carver: Shouldn't be a problem, ma'am. 109 00:04:52,871 --> 00:04:55,251 Carver: Shit. 110 00:04:55,351 --> 00:04:57,851 Major: There's what's left of the Jeep. 111 00:04:57,952 --> 00:05:00,012 Carver: Since when were you 112 00:05:00,112 --> 00:05:02,092 busy mates with Commissioner Chalmers? 113 00:05:02,192 --> 00:05:03,692 Major: She was my first boss. 114 00:05:03,793 --> 00:05:05,293 Always had a soft spot for me. 115 00:05:05,393 --> 00:05:07,133 Carver: Did you, uh... 116 00:05:07,233 --> 00:05:09,293 - What? - You know. 117 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:10,773 You seem close. 118 00:05:10,874 --> 00:05:13,134 Major: So? You and me are close. 119 00:05:13,234 --> 00:05:15,134 Doesn't mean we had sex on a trestle table 120 00:05:15,234 --> 00:05:17,784 at the department summer picnic. 121 00:05:17,875 --> 00:05:20,495 Carver: Very specific. 122 00:05:20,595 --> 00:05:22,335 Major: This won't tell us anything. 123 00:05:22,436 --> 00:05:24,216 Carver: Telling us something already. 124 00:05:24,316 --> 00:05:26,216 They waited a whole year to toss these wheels, 125 00:05:26,316 --> 00:05:28,216 so they must know we're looking into it again. 126 00:05:28,316 --> 00:05:29,856 Major: Yeah, but this is off the books. 127 00:05:29,957 --> 00:05:30,897 Who'd know we were looking? 128 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:32,177 Ryle: Look who it is. 129 00:05:32,277 --> 00:05:34,057 "Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased)." 130 00:05:34,157 --> 00:05:35,897 Carver: What are you two doing here? 131 00:05:35,998 --> 00:05:37,698 Gilbert: We could ask you the same question. 132 00:05:37,798 --> 00:05:39,658 Major: Why would you ask us what you're doing here? 133 00:05:39,758 --> 00:05:41,178 Gilbert: No, I mean, 134 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:42,899 we could ask you what you're doing here. 135 00:05:42,999 --> 00:05:44,859 Major: Well, I'm gonna ask the same thing of you. 136 00:05:44,959 --> 00:05:46,619 Carver: It's called police work, Gilbert. 137 00:05:46,719 --> 00:05:47,819 You should try it sometime. 138 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:49,020 Ryle: If you stop contaminating 139 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,020 our crime scene, maybe we will. 140 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,100 Major: You made any progress? 141 00:05:53,201 --> 00:05:55,421 Any idea where Cleasby is? 142 00:05:55,521 --> 00:05:58,461 Ryle: I have got one lead you might be interested in. 143 00:05:58,561 --> 00:06:00,301 Major: Go on. 144 00:06:00,402 --> 00:06:02,542 Ryle: You can use it to charge a phone off your head. 145 00:06:02,642 --> 00:06:04,182 Gilbert: Heh! 146 00:06:04,282 --> 00:06:06,302 Two uses of the word "lead." 147 00:06:06,403 --> 00:06:08,403 Major: Ha ha! Yeah. 148 00:06:10,843 --> 00:06:12,843 Carver: It's Dennett. She wants us in. 149 00:06:14,284 --> 00:06:17,164 Major: [Snaps fingers] Wankers. 150 00:06:25,966 --> 00:06:27,866 Major: Ah! Judy! 151 00:06:27,966 --> 00:06:29,266 We need any available drone footage 152 00:06:29,366 --> 00:06:31,226 of Stanley Park Industrial Estate. 153 00:06:31,327 --> 00:06:33,907 Williams: Sorry. Can I just say Judy works on the first floor? 154 00:06:34,007 --> 00:06:35,587 Major: Two Judys? Oy, don't you worry. 155 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:36,867 You're the only one for me. 156 00:06:36,968 --> 00:06:39,188 - No, but-- - Enjoy your lunch. 157 00:06:39,288 --> 00:06:41,428 Dennett: You heard the committee. 158 00:06:41,528 --> 00:06:44,428 Half those bastards want to cancel this project. 159 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,709 Be in no doubt. That means switching you off. 160 00:06:46,809 --> 00:06:50,389 They want to turn the lights out, pull the plug, take the 161 00:06:50,490 --> 00:06:53,030 batteries out, put you back in the box where you came from, 162 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:54,750 restore factory settings-- 163 00:06:54,851 --> 00:06:56,271 Carver: Yeah, we know, boss. We were there. 164 00:06:56,371 --> 00:06:58,871 Dennett: Well, I won't have it. I'd resign first. 165 00:06:58,971 --> 00:07:00,711 Major: Thanks, boss. 166 00:07:00,812 --> 00:07:02,032 [Sighs] 167 00:07:02,132 --> 00:07:03,792 I mean, not resign, obviously, 168 00:07:03,892 --> 00:07:05,392 but I'd kick up a stink, 169 00:07:05,492 --> 00:07:08,072 send some very strongly worded emails. 170 00:07:08,173 --> 00:07:10,273 I've actually drafted one if you--if you want to read it. 171 00:07:10,373 --> 00:07:11,953 Carver: Oh, that won't be necessary. 172 00:07:12,053 --> 00:07:13,913 John's gonna prove his worth. 173 00:07:14,014 --> 00:07:16,154 Dennett: Well, here's your chance. 174 00:07:16,254 --> 00:07:18,274 There's a very nasty target for you to bring in. 175 00:07:18,374 --> 00:07:20,724 Major: That scumbag won't know what hit her! 176 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:23,755 I admire your attitude, Major, but she's not the target. 177 00:07:23,855 --> 00:07:26,395 Meet her grandson, Paul Latimer, 178 00:07:26,496 --> 00:07:28,556 a violent criminal currently at large. 179 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:31,796 Granny's on her deathbed, and we think he might pay her a visit. 180 00:07:31,897 --> 00:07:34,437 Carver: And when he does, we pay him a visit. 181 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:36,117 Dennett: Exactly. I want 182 00:07:36,217 --> 00:07:37,877 round-the-clock surveillance on the old dear's house. 183 00:07:37,978 --> 00:07:40,798 - We'll take her down, guv. - Him. Take him down. 184 00:07:40,898 --> 00:07:42,598 - We'll bring you both of them. - No, 185 00:07:42,698 --> 00:07:43,998 I really only want the man. 186 00:07:44,099 --> 00:07:45,599 Carver: You shouldn't have showed him 187 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:47,199 the old woman's face, boss. Sticks in his head. 188 00:07:47,299 --> 00:07:48,799 Dennett: Um... 189 00:07:48,899 --> 00:07:50,799 Carver: 1532 hours, 190 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:53,400 no sign of suspect. 191 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:57,260 [High-pitched squeaking] 192 00:08:02,221 --> 00:08:03,761 Carver: What are you doing? 193 00:08:03,862 --> 00:08:05,482 Major: New hobby. 194 00:08:05,582 --> 00:08:08,122 It's meant to help my dexterity and motor skills, 195 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:10,802 and it helps me get through the nights. 196 00:08:10,903 --> 00:08:12,803 Carver: How are you sleeping? 197 00:08:12,903 --> 00:08:14,443 Major: Sleeping? Heh! 198 00:08:14,543 --> 00:08:16,443 A.I.s don't sleep, Roy. 199 00:08:16,544 --> 00:08:17,964 Waste of taxpayers' money. 200 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:19,404 Carver: Well, you don't sleep at all? 201 00:08:19,504 --> 00:08:22,134 Major: Gives me time to think about stuff. 202 00:08:22,225 --> 00:08:23,845 The future, 203 00:08:23,945 --> 00:08:26,305 my so-called marriage. 204 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:29,046 Carver: How are things with Kelly? 205 00:08:29,146 --> 00:08:30,646 Major: She was saying how she left her job 206 00:08:30,746 --> 00:08:34,406 when I died, did a... college course or something. 207 00:08:34,507 --> 00:08:35,807 - Counseling. - Eh? 208 00:08:35,907 --> 00:08:38,327 Carver: I think. I mean...I don't know. 209 00:08:38,427 --> 00:08:42,147 Major: It's like she... moved on. 210 00:08:43,988 --> 00:08:45,728 Carver: Oh, look, be fair, John. 211 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:50,089 Now, in the year you were dead, she had to keep on living. 212 00:08:50,189 --> 00:08:52,329 She had to get out of bed every morning, 213 00:08:52,430 --> 00:08:54,850 eat her bowl of granola and her bananas 214 00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:57,450 and blueberries, nice little yogurt, 215 00:08:57,550 --> 00:08:59,810 little bit of honey-- or whatever she has. 216 00:08:59,911 --> 00:09:01,851 I mean, I don't know what she has for breakfast, 217 00:09:01,951 --> 00:09:03,811 you know what I mean, and face the day. 218 00:09:03,911 --> 00:09:05,931 Major: Makes me wonder what else she likes, huh? 219 00:09:06,032 --> 00:09:07,372 Carver: What you mean? 220 00:09:07,472 --> 00:09:09,452 Major: I think she met someone new. 221 00:09:09,552 --> 00:09:11,452 Carver: Why do you think that? What's she said? 222 00:09:11,553 --> 00:09:13,693 - Nothing. - So why'd you think she's 223 00:09:13,793 --> 00:09:15,853 sleeping with someone? - Sleeping? I never said that! 224 00:09:15,953 --> 00:09:17,853 Jesus! You think she's sleeping with him? 225 00:09:17,954 --> 00:09:21,174 Carver: No, no! I mean, I don't know! No! No! 226 00:09:21,274 --> 00:09:23,284 [Sighs] 227 00:09:24,875 --> 00:09:26,495 How about you? 228 00:09:26,595 --> 00:09:28,335 Carver: Me? 229 00:09:28,435 --> 00:09:30,815 Major: Have you ever seen her? 230 00:09:30,916 --> 00:09:34,056 You know, I mean, have you ever seen her with anyone else? 231 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:38,656 Carver: No, no, I never saw her with anyone...else. 232 00:09:38,757 --> 00:09:41,657 Major: Well... we'll find out soon. 233 00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:43,218 Carver: What you mean? 234 00:09:43,318 --> 00:09:44,818 We'll see what she's up to. 235 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,858 Carver: Well, this address you give me, 236 00:09:46,958 --> 00:09:48,058 it is the old woman's house, isn't it? 237 00:09:48,159 --> 00:09:49,419 Major: No, I put us 238 00:09:49,519 --> 00:09:50,739 on the 5:00 shift for that. 239 00:09:50,839 --> 00:09:52,019 Carver: And so where the fuck are we?! 240 00:09:52,119 --> 00:09:53,419 Major: Kelly's on a home visit, 241 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,020 doing some of her so-called counseling. 242 00:09:55,120 --> 00:09:56,180 Carver: What, we're spying on your wife?! 243 00:09:56,280 --> 00:09:57,500 Major: Now, it's not spying 244 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,820 if she doesn't know we're here. 245 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,020 Carver: That's when it is spying! 246 00:10:00,121 --> 00:10:01,301 Oh, I'm not doing this! 247 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,661 What are you doing? Now get off! 248 00:10:02,761 --> 00:10:04,701 [Car horn honks] Major: Calm down! 249 00:10:04,801 --> 00:10:06,801 Just--just relax. 250 00:10:08,362 --> 00:10:10,422 Carver: Tit! 251 00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:12,902 Major: 1534 hours, 252 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:15,023 suspect is walking towards car. 253 00:10:15,123 --> 00:10:17,343 - John. - Yep. 254 00:10:17,443 --> 00:10:20,223 Suspect is entering car. 255 00:10:20,324 --> 00:10:23,064 [Car door closes] 256 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:25,694 Kelly: You following me? 257 00:10:26,805 --> 00:10:28,065 What's going on? 258 00:10:28,165 --> 00:10:30,205 Major: Have you been seeing someone? 259 00:10:31,726 --> 00:10:33,426 Yes, I have, John, yeah. 260 00:10:33,526 --> 00:10:34,946 Major: Behind my back? 261 00:10:35,046 --> 00:10:36,986 Kelly: Well, it wasn't behind your back, 262 00:10:37,087 --> 00:10:38,987 technically; it was over your dead body, but, John, 263 00:10:39,087 --> 00:10:41,987 you asked, and it is important for me to be honest. 264 00:10:42,087 --> 00:10:43,427 - Sometimes honesty isn't the-- - This has nothing to do 265 00:10:43,528 --> 00:10:44,628 with you, Roy! 266 00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,628 Kelly: I'm not ashamed of... 267 00:10:46,728 --> 00:10:48,628 what happened. 268 00:10:48,728 --> 00:10:50,468 You were dead, and I--I-- 269 00:10:50,569 --> 00:10:54,909 I was trying to keep... being alive. 270 00:10:55,009 --> 00:10:56,429 Major: Who is it? What's his name? 271 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,530 - His name's not important. - Roy. 272 00:11:00,330 --> 00:11:02,430 Will you please stay out of this? 273 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,111 Kelly: Roy's right. 274 00:11:04,211 --> 00:11:07,971 His name isn't important because... 275 00:11:10,292 --> 00:11:12,872 it's over between me and him, so... 276 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,492 Major: Are you sure? 277 00:11:16,653 --> 00:11:18,353 Yes, I'm sure. 278 00:11:18,453 --> 00:11:20,913 Major: Does the bloke know that? 279 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,074 Kelly: He's an incredibly good and decent man. 280 00:11:24,174 --> 00:11:28,964 He...understands the difficult situation that we're all in. 281 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:31,875 [Major scoffs] "Decent man." 282 00:11:31,975 --> 00:11:36,275 Kelly: Right, well, I have a client, so... 283 00:11:36,376 --> 00:11:38,376 [Car door closes] 284 00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:42,297 Kelly: John, no more spying, yeah? 285 00:11:45,018 --> 00:11:47,698 [Car door opens] 286 00:11:48,978 --> 00:11:51,358 [Car door closes, binoculars whir] 287 00:11:51,459 --> 00:11:53,199 [Car departs] 288 00:11:53,299 --> 00:11:55,859 Major: I thought I saw a squirrel. 289 00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:01,120 Carver: We're doing surveillance today in 8 hours. 290 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,560 Let's try and get some sleep. 291 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:04,040 Major: I told you I don't sleep! 292 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,041 Look, let's go and find the bastard 293 00:12:06,141 --> 00:12:07,721 that's been seeing Kelly. 294 00:12:07,821 --> 00:12:09,121 We're detectives, Roy! 295 00:12:09,222 --> 00:12:10,762 We can do this! We can track him down! 296 00:12:10,862 --> 00:12:13,042 Carver: No, Kelly's right, John. It's best to let it go, 297 00:12:13,142 --> 00:12:15,042 like it never happened. 298 00:12:15,142 --> 00:12:17,402 That's easy for you to say. You have got no idea 299 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:19,923 the way that I'm feeling right now! 300 00:12:20,023 --> 00:12:22,763 Carver: Uh-huh, guess it feels like 301 00:12:22,864 --> 00:12:25,084 the most precious thing you've ever had in your life 302 00:12:25,184 --> 00:12:27,774 just slipping through your fingers, 303 00:12:27,865 --> 00:12:30,445 and the tighter you hold on, 304 00:12:30,545 --> 00:12:33,785 the faster it slips. 305 00:12:34,866 --> 00:12:37,186 Major: I was just gonna say sad. 306 00:12:39,306 --> 00:12:42,926 Carver: Well, there's only one person to blame for this mess. 307 00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:45,707 So let's find the bastard that shot you. 308 00:12:47,708 --> 00:12:49,608 Major: You're a decent man, Roy. 309 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:52,388 You understand. 310 00:12:55,389 --> 00:12:57,469 [Engine turns over] 311 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,890 [Distant dog barks] 312 00:13:04,991 --> 00:13:07,251 Major: I know he's our only lead, 313 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,251 but Cleasby's not gonna be here, is he? 314 00:13:09,351 --> 00:13:11,251 He knows we're looking for him. 315 00:13:11,352 --> 00:13:15,512 Carver: Never underestimate a suspect's stupidity. 316 00:13:25,754 --> 00:13:27,914 [Distant creak] 317 00:13:44,717 --> 00:13:46,877 [Door creaking] 318 00:13:49,358 --> 00:13:50,658 [Cocks gun] 319 00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:52,498 Carver: Jesus! 320 00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:53,858 [Major panting] 321 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:55,659 I think he's got a knife. 322 00:13:55,759 --> 00:13:58,059 Police! Drop your weapon! 323 00:13:58,159 --> 00:14:00,219 Man: Sorry. I didn't know it was you. 324 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,460 Put your hands behind your head! 325 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,940 Major: You're under arrest. You do not have to say anything, 326 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,460 but we may harm you if called upon to do so. 327 00:14:06,561 --> 00:14:07,981 - Major. - No, hang on. I've got it. 328 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,821 We do not have the right to harm you, 329 00:14:09,921 --> 00:14:11,821 but we may do so-- no, that's not it. 330 00:14:11,921 --> 00:14:13,461 Carver: Major, it's him! It's Kristof! 331 00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,922 The dealer from the night you got shot! 332 00:14:18,843 --> 00:14:20,383 I never carry guns and ammo together. 333 00:14:20,483 --> 00:14:21,943 It's like taking a fox and a chicken across a river. 334 00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:23,743 Major: You're the one that set me up! 335 00:14:23,843 --> 00:14:25,183 No! I mean, yes, 336 00:14:25,284 --> 00:14:26,744 but I didn't know they were gonna shoot you! 337 00:14:26,844 --> 00:14:28,584 - Bollocks. - It's true! 338 00:14:28,684 --> 00:14:29,984 Look, they're after me as well. 339 00:14:30,084 --> 00:14:31,354 Why do you think I'm living like this? 340 00:14:31,445 --> 00:14:33,265 - Where's Cleasby?! - I don't know, 341 00:14:33,365 --> 00:14:35,745 although I heard you were back, and I came looking for you. 342 00:14:35,845 --> 00:14:37,425 You're the only one that can help me. 343 00:14:37,526 --> 00:14:39,026 Major: Oh, is that why you greeted us so warmly, is it? 344 00:14:39,126 --> 00:14:40,546 Kristof: Sorry. It was a reflex action, 345 00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,706 like a frog carrying a scorpion across a river. 346 00:14:42,806 --> 00:14:44,066 Major: What? 347 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:45,227 Carver: The scorpion kills the frog 348 00:14:45,327 --> 00:14:46,867 because it's in his nature. 349 00:14:46,967 --> 00:14:48,547 Major: Yeah, I don't give a shit about scorpions 350 00:14:48,647 --> 00:14:50,467 and frogs! Just tell us who's behind my shooting! 351 00:14:50,568 --> 00:14:53,468 I already told you before you got shot. 352 00:14:53,568 --> 00:14:54,708 [Sighs] 353 00:14:54,808 --> 00:14:56,228 Give me a name! 354 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,769 - [Whispers] - [Sighing] 355 00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:01,509 Kristof: What? 356 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,669 Carver: He can't remember what you told him. 357 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,150 Kristof: You can't remember? 358 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:07,330 Refresh my memory for me. 359 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,211 [Sighs] 360 00:15:15,452 --> 00:15:17,452 The Juggler. 361 00:15:18,332 --> 00:15:19,592 [Sighs] 362 00:15:19,692 --> 00:15:20,992 The Juggler. 363 00:15:21,093 --> 00:15:22,873 Carver: Major, who's The Juggler? 364 00:15:22,973 --> 00:15:24,233 Major: I don't know. I've never heard of him. 365 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:25,873 Carver: Who the fuck's The Juggler? 366 00:15:25,973 --> 00:15:27,273 Kristof: I don't know. I thought you'd know. 367 00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:29,074 Major: Hang on! I think I've got it. 368 00:15:29,174 --> 00:15:30,994 - Go on. - Well, 369 00:15:31,094 --> 00:15:32,684 it's a nickname, isn't it? 370 00:15:32,775 --> 00:15:34,475 Like a criminal alias. 371 00:15:34,575 --> 00:15:36,675 Carver: As opposed to a man in a leotard, 372 00:15:36,775 --> 00:15:38,155 throwing pineapples in the air? 373 00:15:38,255 --> 00:15:40,675 'Course it's a fucking alias! Whose alias?! 374 00:15:40,776 --> 00:15:42,116 Major: Well, the person behind the shooting! 375 00:15:42,216 --> 00:15:43,796 Carver: Oh, Jesus fucking wept! 376 00:15:43,896 --> 00:15:45,276 Kristof: Look, I can find out for you. 377 00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:47,597 Look, give me a few hours, I'll get the name. 378 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,437 Carver: Oh, you think we're gonna let you go? 379 00:15:49,537 --> 00:15:51,077 Kristof: I'm dead if you take me in. 380 00:15:51,178 --> 00:15:54,598 Look...there's bent coppers in your unit. 381 00:15:54,698 --> 00:15:56,078 Carver: Oh, let me guess. 382 00:15:56,178 --> 00:15:58,078 The sword swallower and the bearded lady? 383 00:15:58,179 --> 00:16:01,339 Kristof: Look, it's your choice. I'm offering to help. 384 00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:10,140 Carver: Don't make us come looking for you. 385 00:16:12,261 --> 00:16:14,261 Don't forget your gun. 386 00:16:15,702 --> 00:16:17,042 Major: Get out. 387 00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,282 Carver: "Juggler." All right, let's get back 388 00:16:18,382 --> 00:16:20,162 to SIU, check out the aliases. 389 00:16:20,262 --> 00:16:21,202 Oh, shit! 390 00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:23,082 We're due on surveillance. 391 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,923 Major: Right. You do the surveillance, 392 00:16:25,023 --> 00:16:27,363 I'll go to SIU. I'll put up a sign: 393 00:16:27,463 --> 00:16:29,443 "Circus skills workshop." 394 00:16:29,544 --> 00:16:31,764 Carver: Second thought, you do the surveillance. 395 00:16:31,864 --> 00:16:34,234 Major: OK, then. 396 00:16:44,906 --> 00:16:46,946 [Distant chatter] 397 00:16:56,668 --> 00:16:58,668 Man: Yeah. 398 00:16:59,709 --> 00:17:01,449 Yeah, that's the thing. 399 00:17:01,549 --> 00:17:03,289 Parfit: Help you out with something? 400 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,449 - No, it's fine. - Where's Major? 401 00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:08,810 - On surveillance. - Alone? Is that wise? 402 00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:10,490 No, I'll tell you what's not wise. 403 00:17:10,590 --> 00:17:12,090 You not letting the poor bastard get any sleep. It's cruel. 404 00:17:12,191 --> 00:17:13,451 Parfit: Wait. What are you talking about? 405 00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:15,551 Not letting him sleep? 406 00:17:19,432 --> 00:17:21,432 [Snoring] 407 00:17:22,872 --> 00:17:24,572 [Knocks on door] 408 00:17:24,673 --> 00:17:26,673 Major! 409 00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:29,893 Major! 410 00:17:29,994 --> 00:17:33,794 [Horn honks] 411 00:17:34,794 --> 00:17:39,084 [Horn honks] 412 00:17:40,195 --> 00:17:42,335 [Horn honks] Carver: Major! 413 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:46,516 Major! [Beating on window] 414 00:17:48,797 --> 00:17:50,797 Open the fucking door! 415 00:17:52,637 --> 00:17:54,857 Don't just stand there. You'll attract attention. 416 00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:56,218 How long you been asleep? 417 00:17:56,318 --> 00:17:57,818 I wasn't asleep. 418 00:17:57,918 --> 00:18:01,778 Yes, I briefly closed my eyes so as to appear inconspicuous. 419 00:18:01,879 --> 00:18:02,899 And banging your head on the horn? 420 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,059 It's so people wouldn't notice 421 00:18:04,159 --> 00:18:05,379 me being inconspicuous. 422 00:18:05,479 --> 00:18:06,659 [Major scoffs] 423 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:07,980 Carver: All right, well, if you 424 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,780 wasn't asleep, what have you seen? 425 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,300 Very quiet, minimal activity. 426 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,940 One incident where Mrs. Latimer appeared 427 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:15,241 at the window, holding an armful of snakes... 428 00:18:17,081 --> 00:18:19,501 which I'm aware sounds like a dream, 429 00:18:19,602 --> 00:18:21,302 but if I was asleep, 430 00:18:21,402 --> 00:18:24,762 how did I make this giant balloon rabbit? 431 00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:27,103 In other words, you was asleep. 432 00:18:27,203 --> 00:18:28,423 I wasn't aware of it. 433 00:18:28,523 --> 00:18:29,703 How can you not be aware? 434 00:18:29,803 --> 00:18:31,383 That's what asleep means! 435 00:18:31,484 --> 00:18:32,824 Carver: Yeah, but it's good practice for when 436 00:18:32,924 --> 00:18:33,824 they switch you off altogether 437 00:18:33,924 --> 00:18:35,264 for being shite! 438 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,514 You f... 439 00:18:37,605 --> 00:18:40,005 Oh, bin it! 440 00:18:45,766 --> 00:18:47,746 Are you men watching my house? 441 00:18:47,846 --> 00:18:49,266 Carver: No, love. 442 00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:50,906 Major, shouting: Nothing for you 443 00:18:51,007 --> 00:18:53,667 to worry about, Mrs. Latimer! 444 00:18:53,767 --> 00:18:56,267 - Oh... - How'd you know my name? 445 00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,628 Carver: Look, it's all right. Go back inside, love. 446 00:18:58,728 --> 00:19:01,148 Major: Honesty is the best policy, Roy, like Kelly said. 447 00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:02,748 It's not right to spy on people. 448 00:19:02,849 --> 00:19:04,509 Carver: That's not what she was talking about. 449 00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:08,309 Major, shouting: We're police officers, Mrs. Latimer! 450 00:19:08,410 --> 00:19:11,830 We're looking for your grandson, 451 00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:13,870 an escaped criminal! 452 00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:17,870 Now, I've been honest with you! 453 00:19:17,971 --> 00:19:21,371 What do you have to say to me?! 454 00:19:22,572 --> 00:19:23,872 Fuck off, copper! 455 00:19:23,972 --> 00:19:25,512 Carver: I'm on her side. 456 00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:26,752 Major: OK, 457 00:19:26,853 --> 00:19:28,273 let's do this the hard way. 458 00:19:28,373 --> 00:19:30,313 Not screwing off, Mrs. Latimer. 459 00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:32,513 We want to know where he is, 460 00:19:32,613 --> 00:19:33,993 and you're gonna tell us, 461 00:19:34,094 --> 00:19:36,434 you horrible little scumbag! 462 00:19:36,534 --> 00:19:38,114 Carver: Take it easy, John. 463 00:19:38,214 --> 00:19:40,484 Major: No, Roy! She's pissing me off! 464 00:19:40,575 --> 00:19:42,235 Mrs. Latimer: Is that all you got? 465 00:19:42,335 --> 00:19:43,755 [Cell phone vibrates] Major: Don't be giving it... 466 00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:45,475 Carver: Kristof, you have a name for us? 467 00:19:45,576 --> 00:19:47,076 Mrs. Latimer: Fuck off! Kristof: You've got to help me. 468 00:19:47,176 --> 00:19:48,636 Carver: You first. What have you got for us? 469 00:19:48,736 --> 00:19:50,356 Kristof: It goes deep. Major: Do the right thing! 470 00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,716 Carver: Who's The Juggler? Major: Let's have it! 471 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:53,917 Kristof: I need protection. 472 00:19:54,017 --> 00:19:55,357 Look, I'm at Cleasby's. 473 00:19:55,457 --> 00:19:57,357 Come and get me. I'll tell you everything I know. 474 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:58,557 Quickly! 475 00:19:58,658 --> 00:19:59,918 Carver: Yeah, wait there. 476 00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:01,998 Computer voice; Warning, warning... 477 00:20:02,098 --> 00:20:04,158 [Flat-line tone] Carver: What are you doing? 478 00:20:04,259 --> 00:20:06,159 Major: Uh, y-you're right. Um, let's go. 479 00:20:06,259 --> 00:20:08,159 - What are you doing? - No, I never touched her. 480 00:20:08,259 --> 00:20:09,759 Carver: Mrs. Latimer, can you hear me, love? 481 00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:11,439 Major: We knew she was dying. 482 00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:12,760 Latimer: Hey! 483 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:14,200 Computer voice: Assistance needed. 484 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,640 Latimer: What are you doing to my nan?! 485 00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:17,120 Get off her! 486 00:20:17,221 --> 00:20:19,281 Major: Latimer! Aah... 487 00:20:19,381 --> 00:20:20,521 Latimer: Ohh! 488 00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:22,681 Major: Give me your hands! 489 00:20:22,782 --> 00:20:24,242 Latimer: Get off me! 490 00:20:24,342 --> 00:20:25,922 Computer voice: Warning, and I can't get up. 491 00:20:26,022 --> 00:20:27,682 Assistance needed. [Shouting continues] 492 00:20:27,782 --> 00:20:29,962 Kristof: Hello? You coming? 493 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,083 Carver: Yeah, just give us another 5 minutes. 494 00:20:32,183 --> 00:20:34,003 Computer voice: Your heart is stopped. 495 00:20:34,103 --> 00:20:35,923 [Latimer shouting] Major: I got him, Roy! 496 00:20:36,024 --> 00:20:37,844 [Birds chirping] 497 00:20:37,944 --> 00:20:39,404 Kelly: I mean, the first thing is, 498 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:41,174 you know, you're not going mad. 499 00:20:41,265 --> 00:20:44,165 Often in life, we don't know the best thing to do. 500 00:20:44,265 --> 00:20:46,165 You know, for example, when your husband comes back from the dead 501 00:20:46,265 --> 00:20:48,325 with an augmented brain, just as you're becoming intimate 502 00:20:48,426 --> 00:20:50,326 with his partner. That's.... 503 00:20:50,426 --> 00:20:52,726 that's a good example of one of those times. 504 00:20:52,826 --> 00:20:55,246 You need to be kind to yourself and try to find ways 505 00:20:55,347 --> 00:20:58,047 to release the immense frustration, stress 506 00:20:58,147 --> 00:21:00,307 you are holding in. 507 00:21:03,308 --> 00:21:05,208 [Sighs] 508 00:21:05,308 --> 00:21:07,308 [Popping] 509 00:21:12,150 --> 00:21:15,150 No, that didn't work. 510 00:21:19,231 --> 00:21:22,391 Major: So, that turned out all right in the end. 511 00:21:23,711 --> 00:21:25,871 She was very old. 512 00:21:27,392 --> 00:21:28,572 Carver: Kristof? 513 00:21:28,672 --> 00:21:30,832 [Door creaks] 514 00:21:33,673 --> 00:21:36,073 Shit. We're too late. 515 00:21:38,194 --> 00:21:40,094 Major: Oh, shit. [Panting] 516 00:21:40,194 --> 00:21:42,054 Carver: Leave it, mate. He's dead. 517 00:21:42,154 --> 00:21:44,064 Major: So was I, remember? 518 00:21:44,155 --> 00:21:46,855 They brought me back, got my brain working again. 519 00:21:46,955 --> 00:21:48,175 Carver: Yeah, I don't see your point. 520 00:21:48,275 --> 00:21:50,795 Major, shouting: Who did this to you?! 521 00:21:53,476 --> 00:21:56,376 Carver: I think the murder weapon answers that question. 522 00:21:56,477 --> 00:21:58,577 Major: You're saying there's a ten-pin bowler 523 00:21:58,677 --> 00:22:00,097 involved in this now? 524 00:22:00,197 --> 00:22:02,097 Carver: It's a juggling club. 525 00:22:02,198 --> 00:22:03,338 It's The Juggler. 526 00:22:03,438 --> 00:22:05,178 Yeah, obviously. 527 00:22:05,278 --> 00:22:07,818 Ten-pin bowler would use the ball. 528 00:22:07,919 --> 00:22:10,039 Ryle: This is interesting. 529 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:14,359 Carver: This isn't what it looks like. 530 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:17,760 Major: Isn't it? 531 00:22:24,921 --> 00:22:26,141 Major: I say we take this to 532 00:22:26,242 --> 00:22:27,342 Dennett, walk in there, 533 00:22:27,442 --> 00:22:29,442 lay our balls on the table. 534 00:22:32,283 --> 00:22:33,863 Carver: Can you think of anyone 535 00:22:33,963 --> 00:22:35,543 who may have a grudge 536 00:22:35,643 --> 00:22:36,743 against you, ma'am? 537 00:22:36,843 --> 00:22:38,843 Major: Shit! 538 00:22:40,524 --> 00:22:43,104 Major: She won't be honest with me, 539 00:22:43,204 --> 00:22:44,554 in case it hurts me feelings. 540 00:22:44,645 --> 00:22:46,145 I mean, with you, feelings aren't a problem. 541 00:22:46,245 --> 00:22:48,245 Carver: Fucking hell. 542 00:22:52,046 --> 00:22:54,266 I assumed it was because you were sleeping with Major's wife. 543 00:22:54,366 --> 00:22:56,366 Eh? 544 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,347 - Get down! - Aah! 545 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,447 [Bullet whistles] 546 00:23:04,808 --> 00:23:06,228 Major: Just doing my job. 547 00:23:06,328 --> 00:23:07,908 Carver: Are you talking to your sleeve there? 548 00:23:08,008 --> 00:23:10,048 - I don't know. - Stop it!