1 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:06,239 Welcome to "The Misery Index," where misery loves company. 2 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:07,741 -Yeah! Yeah! -Yeah! 3 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:09,442 Jameela: We have scoured the globe 4 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,778 for the world's most miserable true stories, 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,813 then asked a panel of respected psychologists 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,616 to rate those stories based on three pillars of misery -- 7 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,451 physical pain, emotional trauma, 8 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,520 and long-term psychological impact. 9 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:22,789 The higher the combined misery, 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,557 the higher it lands on our misery index. 11 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:25,925 Oh! Oh, my God! 12 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:27,894 Our two contestants must try and decide 13 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:29,763 how those events were rated 14 00:00:29,829 --> 00:00:33,099 for a chance at our grand prize of $30,000. 15 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:35,034 You're about to win some money! 16 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:36,736 So, let's get miserable. 17 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:39,072 [ Cheers and applause ] 18 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:43,676 ♪♪ 19 00:00:43,743 --> 00:00:45,311 Hello! I am Jameela Jamil, 20 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,080 and welcome to "The Misery Index." 21 00:00:47,147 --> 00:00:49,883 Tonight, we have two very miserable contestants -- 22 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:53,052 Lindsey Coffey, who grew up in a haunted house, 23 00:00:53,119 --> 00:00:54,754 and Nick Molinaro, 24 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:58,758 who once saw his penis on his mother's TV. 25 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:01,361 And now from truTV's hit "Impractical Jokers," 26 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:03,163 please give it up for the Tenderloins, 27 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,398 Sal, Joe, Q, and Murr! 28 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:07,133 [ Cheers and applause ] 29 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,435 Yeah! 30 00:01:08,501 --> 00:01:10,603 Sal: Oh. How are you? 31 00:01:10,670 --> 00:01:12,472 Pleasure to meet you, Lindsey. So nice to meet you. Pleasure to meet you, Lindsey. So nice to meet you. 32 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:15,275 [ Laughs ] 33 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:17,076 We've already physically assaulted Nick 34 00:01:17,143 --> 00:01:18,678 at the beginning of the game, 35 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,513 so I guess I'll start with you, Nick. 36 00:01:20,580 --> 00:01:22,282 Nick, tell us about your penis. 37 00:01:22,348 --> 00:01:23,616 [ Laughter ] 38 00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:26,152 Well, so my mom was trying to find an episode 39 00:01:26,219 --> 00:01:27,854 of "The Sopranos" on our Fire Stick. 40 00:01:27,921 --> 00:01:31,357 And little did I know, my phone was synched up to the TV, 41 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:36,029 so one thing leads to another, my dick pops up on the TV, 42 00:01:36,095 --> 00:01:38,398 And then, you know, I try to say, "Well, it's not me. 43 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:39,866 It's not me," and she's like, "Well, you know what? 44 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:42,769 I changed your diapers. I know what you look like." 45 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:44,971 It hasn't changed since then? Oh! It hasn't changed since then? Oh! 46 00:01:45,038 --> 00:01:47,173 Stop! 47 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,209 Lindsey, please tell us what happened. 48 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:50,643 I grew up in an actual haunted house -- 49 00:01:50,710 --> 00:01:52,245 I'm not even kidding -- like, real ghosts. 50 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:54,080 No! So, like, things went down, okay? 51 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:55,448 So they tormented me. 52 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:57,317 They would throw my cell phone, like, across the hall. 53 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:59,285 They would flick lights on, radios on, 54 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:00,620 and then they would steal my jewelry, 55 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,155 which doesn't make sense 'cause they're not wearing it 56 00:02:02,222 --> 00:02:03,623 so I don't know why I can't just get that back. 57 00:02:03,690 --> 00:02:04,824 [ Laughter ] 58 00:02:04,891 --> 00:02:06,759 Okay, guys, well, now we know our contestants. 59 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:09,462 Please behold the keeper of all things miserable. 60 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:11,397 It is the Traumatron. 61 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,533 [ Cheers and applause ] 62 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:15,902 The name of our first game is Misery Lane. 63 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:19,072 I am going to put two Misery Markers on the index. 64 00:02:19,138 --> 00:02:23,076 The first one is Barber Slices Half Your Ear Off, 65 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:25,678 which our shrinks put at a... 66 00:02:25,745 --> 00:02:27,981 completely fair 77. -That's right. That's right. 67 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:32,519 And the second one is You Attend 5-Hour Wedding: 68 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,287 No Drinks, No Food. 69 00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:35,588 That's why you go to weddings. 70 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:40,093 Jameela: Which our shrinks rated at a 47. 71 00:02:40,159 --> 00:02:41,794 So I am going to show each of you an event. 72 00:02:41,861 --> 00:02:43,396 You don't have to tell me the exact number. 73 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,465 You just have to determine if it falls above, below, 74 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:48,034 or in between these two cards that are on the index. 75 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,136 Lindsey, you get to go first. 76 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:51,704 Please check out this misery. 77 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:53,473 [ Engine revs ] 78 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:54,841 Murr: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 79 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:55,975 I don't like this. 80 00:02:57,510 --> 00:02:58,545 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God, he's gonna fall. 81 00:02:58,611 --> 00:02:59,679 He's gonna fall, he's gonna fall. 82 00:02:59,746 --> 00:03:02,415 Wait. Oh! Oh, shoot! Oh, my God. 83 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:03,616 [ Audience "Ohs" ] 84 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:04,784 Oh, he's still going. 85 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,152 Okay, he's in the water. Q: He's still riding. 86 00:03:06,219 --> 00:03:07,320 He's in the water. 87 00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:08,621 Whoa! My God. 88 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,123 It's bad. That's crazy. That's really bad. 89 00:03:10,189 --> 00:03:12,525 Can you give us any details on sustained injuries? 90 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:14,527 Very few sustained injuries, truly, 91 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:16,763 just like a scratch and one small bruise. 92 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:18,998 But take into account, 93 00:03:19,065 --> 00:03:21,801 like, how terrifying that must have been -- 94 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,670 60 to 70 feet off a deadly cliff. 95 00:03:23,736 --> 00:03:25,638 [ Laughs ] Yeah, I mean, the physical -- [ Laughs ] Yeah, I mean, the physical -- 96 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,273 I mean, you're gonna get some rock burn in that. 97 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:28,975 Yeah, I'm sure it hurt a little bit. 98 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,777 I think it's more of like the traumatic thing 99 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:32,979 of thinking you're gonna die for those 20 seconds 100 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,981 or whatever it is. For sure. Like, which breath is gonna be your last? 101 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,149 Like, he was thinking that. Yeah. Like, he was thinking that. Yeah. 102 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:37,584 Slicing off the ear is forever, 103 00:03:37,650 --> 00:03:39,852 but that guy thought he was going to die. 104 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:41,020 When you get your ear cut off, 105 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,455 I don't think you think you're gonna die. 106 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:44,958 No. I mean, motorcycle guy, he lived, so it's not like -- 107 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:46,225 It's just a few scratches. 108 00:03:46,292 --> 00:03:48,161 It's more psychological 'cause, like, you know, 109 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:50,530 but like, yeah, that barber guy, it's permanent. 110 00:03:50,597 --> 00:03:52,398 My gut -- in between. That's my gut. 111 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:54,634 I think we're split here. My gut is -- 112 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:55,935 I mean, it's gonna be so close, 113 00:03:56,002 --> 00:03:57,870 but I think it's a little bit worse than your ear cut off. 114 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,739 I can see where you're coming from. I don't know. 115 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:01,641 But I'm also in between in the middle, as well. 116 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:04,844 So for $500, does You Motorcycle Off a Cliff 117 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,747 land above, below, or in between the two cards on the index? 118 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,616 It's hard, but I'm gonna do in between. 119 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:12,085 You have said it is in between. 120 00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:13,386 Let's see what our shrinks say. 121 00:04:13,453 --> 00:04:14,821 It's gonna be close. 122 00:04:14,887 --> 00:04:16,456 Oh, my God, no, no, no, no. 123 00:04:16,522 --> 00:04:18,191 I hope it's in between. Come on, come on. Okay, a little further. 124 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,859 A little further, a little further. 125 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,494 And stop, and stop, and stop, and stop! 126 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:23,663 [ Buzzer ] Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 127 00:04:23,730 --> 00:04:25,765 I am afraid you are incorrect. 128 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:28,001 You did not bank $500, but now you know 129 00:04:28,067 --> 00:04:29,168 who your stronger teammate is. 130 00:04:29,235 --> 00:04:31,004 Right. Not true. 131 00:04:31,070 --> 00:04:33,172 Okay, Nick, it's time for you and your team 132 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:35,041 to check out this misery. 133 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,944 The gentleman is a very effective spokesperson for the company. 134 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:39,812 Obviously, the people who live there 135 00:04:39,879 --> 00:04:41,881 are not satisfied with his explanation. 136 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,484 Right. So what do you want now? 137 00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:46,052 Well, if I have to teach you 138 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,286 how to be a reporter, Ollie, 139 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:48,454 I'll do that later. 140 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:49,589 Why don't you do that later, Jim? 141 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,491 I think the lady expressed herself, 142 00:04:51,557 --> 00:04:53,359 and you're not here, you're there. 143 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:55,128 What is the question you'd like me to ask her? 144 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:57,397 And, no, I-I -- I'll -- I'll give you lessons 145 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,065 on how to become a reporter later on. 146 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,733 I'll give you some lessons on how to be an editor 147 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:02,402 because I was your boss once. 148 00:05:02,468 --> 00:05:04,937 Yeah, you were and are no longer. How did that happen? 149 00:05:05,004 --> 00:05:06,039 Oh, shit! 150 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:07,740 Ohh! Oh, shit! 151 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,810 Oh, you want it? You want some? 152 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:12,478 Wow! Jameela: The question here really is, Wow! Jameela: The question here really is, 153 00:05:12,545 --> 00:05:14,280 "Who [bleep] whose wife?" 154 00:05:14,347 --> 00:05:15,615 [ Laughter ] 155 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:16,649 Nick, what do you think? 156 00:05:16,716 --> 00:05:18,384 There's no physical pain involved in that. 157 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,987 There's a lot of emotional trauma involved in that. 158 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,789 You are fighting on TV. 159 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:24,357 That is really bad. 160 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:25,558 I'm in between. 161 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:28,327 The ear thing, as Sal said before and was incorrect, 162 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:30,430 all his points still stand. [ Audience "Ohs" ] 163 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:31,864 Q: Yeah. I was. 164 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,299 I agree. Yeah. 165 00:05:33,366 --> 00:05:36,469 Also, I mean, I fight with my coworkers on TV every day. 166 00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:38,504 Yeah. Valid point. 167 00:05:38,571 --> 00:05:40,273 In fact, I've made a career out of it, 168 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:41,708 so I'm gonna say "in between." 169 00:05:41,774 --> 00:05:43,009 Okay, so for $500, 170 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,078 does You Fight With Your Coworker on Live TV 171 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:46,713 land above, below, or in between? 172 00:05:46,779 --> 00:05:49,882 I'm gonna say it lands in between. Joe: That's my boy. I'm gonna say it lands in between. Joe: That's my boy. 173 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:52,118 That's my boy. Jameela: You're saying it lands in between. That's my boy. Jameela: You're saying it lands in between. 174 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,053 Okay, let's see what our shrinks say. 175 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,655 Q: Right now. 176 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:57,323 -Stop. -Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay. 177 00:05:57,390 --> 00:05:59,325 Drop 62. Give me a 62. 178 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:00,993 Alright, it's playing with us. Give me a 62. Alright, it's playing with us. Give me a 62. 179 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:01,994 Come on. 180 00:06:02,061 --> 00:06:04,964 Give me a 62. Come on. Come on. Give me a 62. Come on. Come on. 181 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,632 50! Whoo! 182 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:09,469 Jameela: You are correct, and you just earned yourself $500. 183 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:11,471 Coming up, the money doubles, and so does the misery. 184 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:13,473 And later, one of these contestants 185 00:06:13,539 --> 00:06:16,442 will get a shot at $30,000. 186 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:18,644 [ Cheers and applause ] 187 00:06:22,949 --> 00:06:25,284 Hello, and welcome back to "The Misery Index." 188 00:06:25,351 --> 00:06:28,354 So, Lindsey has zero and Nick has $500, 189 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:30,356 but there is lots more humiliation to explore 190 00:06:30,423 --> 00:06:31,657 before one of them plays 191 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,226 for $30,000. 192 00:06:33,292 --> 00:06:34,961 [ Cheers and applause ] 193 00:06:35,027 --> 00:06:37,563 So, Lindsey, you currently have nothing, 194 00:06:37,630 --> 00:06:39,265 so we're going to let you go first. 195 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,601 I'm going to show you two deeply traumatic events, 196 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:43,503 and you just have to tell me which is worse, 197 00:06:43,569 --> 00:06:44,804 according to our shrinks. 198 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:48,374 So for $1,000, tell me which one of these bodily betrayals 199 00:06:48,441 --> 00:06:50,109 lands higher on the Misery Index. 200 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:51,644 Is it this? 201 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:53,880 "Woman, 21, allergic to water 202 00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:56,048 is left in burning pain from a single drop." 203 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:57,383 Oh, my God. Oh, geez. That's so weird. Oh, my God. Oh, geez. That's so weird. 204 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:58,518 Jameela: She says, "I'll start crying 205 00:06:58,584 --> 00:06:59,585 because of a reaction on my body 206 00:06:59,652 --> 00:07:02,255 and then have one on my face, too." 207 00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:06,692 She's allergic to her own sweat, tears, and urine, 208 00:07:06,759 --> 00:07:08,127 which would be the problem for me 209 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:09,929 because I need it on my face. 210 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,097 [ Laughter ] 211 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:14,433 If she touches it, it feels very intense, 212 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:16,369 and it burns for like three hours. 213 00:07:16,435 --> 00:07:19,505 It burns when I pee, too, but unrelated. 214 00:07:19,572 --> 00:07:22,141 [ Laughter ] 215 00:07:22,208 --> 00:07:25,678 Or, Lindsey, is this more miserable? 216 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:26,779 Hi, I'm Lisa Graves, 217 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:28,748 and I've had the hiccups for 12 years. 218 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:29,849 [ Hiccups ] 219 00:07:29,916 --> 00:07:31,918 It can go anywhere from 20 in a day... 220 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:33,753 [ Hiccups ] ...to 150. [ Hiccups ] ...to 150. 221 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:34,987 [ Hiccups ] 222 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:38,524 And I'm still no closer to being hiccup free. 223 00:07:38,591 --> 00:07:40,927 -[ Hiccups ] -Somebody needs to scare her. 224 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:42,128 Lindsey: Yeah. 225 00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:43,830 You can't go in a pool. You can't take a shower. 226 00:07:43,896 --> 00:07:45,198 You can't get caught in the rain. 227 00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:48,301 You can't pee. Clearly, hiccups is worse. 228 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:49,836 But I will say, 229 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:51,838 I used to hiccup up in my sleep occasionally, 230 00:07:51,904 --> 00:07:53,472 and it woke me up, and it is annoying. 231 00:07:53,539 --> 00:07:55,341 So, like, it might be a little more than... 232 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:56,375 no, I'm kidding. 233 00:07:56,442 --> 00:08:00,213 [ Laughter ] 234 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:01,681 I think it's definitely gonna be Allergic to Water. 235 00:08:01,747 --> 00:08:04,350 Yeah, her skin burns. Yeah. 236 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,519 Okay, so, Lindsey, for $1,000, 237 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:07,987 which one is more miserable? 238 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,355 Hands down, the water. Oh, yeah. Hands down, the water. Oh, yeah. 239 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,524 Hands down, the water, you say. Yeah. 240 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,893 Let's first see where our shrinks put the other one. 241 00:08:15,027 --> 00:08:16,362 Whoa! What? 242 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:17,563 Joe: Yeah, no, that's right, though. 243 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:18,564 Wow, that's really high! 244 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:21,367 Jameela: 86. 245 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,102 Oh, my goodness, if this is low... Wow. 246 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,704 Okay, now let's see if you're right. 247 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,606 That is high. That's really high. That is high. That's really high. 248 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,007 Joe: I expected that, though. 249 00:08:29,642 --> 00:08:31,477 Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh! Oh! 250 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:33,980 One more. One more. We did it -- a thousand bucks. One more. One more. We did it -- a thousand bucks. 251 00:08:34,046 --> 00:08:35,147 Yes! 252 00:08:35,214 --> 00:08:37,550 -Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. -Well done. 253 00:08:37,617 --> 00:08:39,619 That is correct. You just won yourself $1,000. 254 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:41,520 [ Cheers and applause ] 255 00:08:41,587 --> 00:08:45,524 Okay, Nick, now this is your chance to win $1,000, 256 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:48,194 so tell me which one of these sacred sufferings 257 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:50,129 ranks higher on the Misery Index. 258 00:08:50,196 --> 00:08:51,864 Is it this? 259 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,332 "Golf course rearranged 260 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:56,602 after nuns struck by rogue balls." 261 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:59,038 I have a movie at home that has the same plot. 262 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:01,307 [ Laughter ] 263 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,243 Or is this more miserable? 264 00:09:04,310 --> 00:09:06,078 "Mega church closes branches 265 00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:08,547 after pastor calls women 'penis homes.'" 266 00:09:08,614 --> 00:09:10,683 Joe: That's my movie. That's a movie I have. 267 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:13,719 We here at Team Nick believe that penises belong 268 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,588 almost everywhere -- TVs. Yes. 269 00:09:15,655 --> 00:09:18,057 Women, men, nuns. 270 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,792 Anybody could do it. Anywhere. 271 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,595 So here it's a -- you hit the nun with a golf ball. 272 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:23,729 You did that, okay? Yeah. 273 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:24,864 So you're doing that. 274 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:26,966 The pastor referring to stuff. 275 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,434 It's your pastor. That's not on you. Yeah. 276 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,735 I got to disagree with you guys. 277 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:30,937 You hit a nun with a golf ball. 278 00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:32,338 She's near a golf course. It's gonna happen. 279 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,608 You're in church worshiping with people of your ilk, 280 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:39,145 and this guy's representing you and your faith. 281 00:09:39,211 --> 00:09:41,580 I think that'll shake someone more to the core. 282 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:43,916 And keep in mind, the physical pain for the nun 283 00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:45,484 isn't the pain you're feeling. 284 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:47,386 So there is no physical pain in that pillar. 285 00:09:47,453 --> 00:09:49,855 Yeah, yeah. So I would do a swap-ski. Yeah, yeah. So I would do a swap-ski. 286 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,257 I say pastor. 287 00:09:51,324 --> 00:09:53,025 Looks like there's trouble in Nick-ville. 288 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,927 I'm just hoping I don't pull a Sal here 289 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,362 and I'm wrong. 290 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,564 Nick, what are your instincts? 291 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:01,033 My instinct -- I got to go with Joe just a little bit 292 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,402 just 'cause it's you doing the action. 293 00:10:03,469 --> 00:10:06,072 So I'm gonna say that you hitting a nun 294 00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:08,007 with a golf ball is more miserable. 295 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,875 You have said that hitting a nun 296 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,377 with a golf ball is more miserable. 297 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,313 Let's first see where our shrinks put the other choice. 298 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,848 Good luck. 299 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:19,752 50. Okay. You could beat 50. 300 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:20,853 Alright. We can beat a 50. Beatable. 301 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:22,521 -So now... -50's beatable. 302 00:10:22,588 --> 00:10:24,991 ...let's see if your choice is correct. 303 00:10:25,057 --> 00:10:27,226 Q: Come on, bud, come on, bud. Come on, bud. Come on, bud. 304 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:29,762 [ Buzzer ] What?! [ Buzzer ] What?! 305 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:32,098 It isn't by a long shot. 306 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:33,499 Murr: Ah! 307 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,836 Do not go anywhere because when we come back, 308 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:38,204 someone is headed home, 309 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:39,739 and someone is moving on for their shot 310 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,141 at $30,000. 311 00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,877 [ Cheers and applause ] 312 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:54,020 Hello, and welcome back to "The Misery Index." 313 00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:57,223 It all comes down to this one miserable event 314 00:10:57,289 --> 00:10:59,759 to determine who is the true master of misery, 315 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:02,828 moving on to play for their shot at the grand prize. 316 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,463 Lindsey currently has $1,000, 317 00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,966 and Nick is right on her heels with $500. 318 00:11:07,033 --> 00:11:09,468 Catch up. Catch up. Everybody loves an underdog. 319 00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:12,471 Tonight, we are going to put your ears to the test. 320 00:11:12,538 --> 00:11:15,207 You're going to have to rate the misery based solely 321 00:11:15,274 --> 00:11:18,477 on what you can hear, and that means no video. 322 00:11:18,544 --> 00:11:21,347 And our shrinks did get to see the whole clip with video, 323 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:24,216 but you won't until after you lock in your score, 324 00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:26,986 so it's very unfair, it's very miserable, 325 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:28,454 and I love it. 326 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,423 Whoever's closest to our shrinks' score 327 00:11:30,489 --> 00:11:34,593 wins the round, so let's play The Sound of Misery. 328 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:36,495 Let's have a listen. 329 00:11:36,562 --> 00:11:40,332 [ Two men speaking foreign language ] 330 00:11:42,701 --> 00:11:44,904 [ Man shouting in foreign language ] 331 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:48,874 [ Man screams ] 332 00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:50,976 [ Man shrieks ] 333 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:55,514 [ Man shouts, shrieks ] 334 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:57,183 What the hell? 335 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,685 I think that's audio from Lindsey's haunted bedroom. 336 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:02,488 [ Laughter ] 337 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,889 Lindsey: That's an EVP for sure. 338 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,458 It's one friend trying to help another friend 339 00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:06,892 in a dire situation, but one friend's 340 00:12:06,959 --> 00:12:08,394 having more fun than the other one. 341 00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,729 Something's repeatedly happening, right? 342 00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:13,365 Almost like bungee cord -- like he's jumping, right? 343 00:12:13,432 --> 00:12:15,034 Q: Right. You know? 344 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:18,070 For $2,000, talk it through and lock in where you think 345 00:12:18,137 --> 00:12:20,806 this awful audio lands on the Misery Index. 346 00:12:20,873 --> 00:12:23,075 Okay, so, you have to -- We're most likely rating -- 347 00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:24,677 What do you think? 40s? 50s? 348 00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:26,078 Ooh, geez. I think that's too low. I think that's the safest. Ooh, geez. I think that's too low. I think that's the safest. 349 00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,813 42 is in my head for some reason. 350 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,048 I was gonna say 38. 351 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,316 All right, contestants, 352 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:32,818 I'm gonna need you to lock in your answers. 353 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,286 Yes. Great. Perfect. Yes. Great. Perfect. 354 00:12:34,353 --> 00:12:35,387 -Locked. -Locked. 355 00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:36,822 All right, it's locked. 356 00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,924 Lindsey, what do you think this video is gonna be? 357 00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,025 I think it's just a situation 358 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,660 where the guy's inflicting pain upon him, 359 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,028 and it's just getting worse and worse each time. 360 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:45,464 Nick, what do you think happened? 361 00:12:45,531 --> 00:12:47,967 I was thinking, you know, there is laughter in there, 362 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,336 so I'm thinking it's somebody's messing around with each other. 363 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,304 One guy definitely doesn't like it, 364 00:12:52,371 --> 00:12:54,440 but it's not gonna be anything 365 00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,041 where you got to go to your therapist, you know? 366 00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,477 It's maybe you're not gonna be friends with the guy. Who knows? 367 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:03,249 So definitely lower on the scale. Boom! So definitely lower on the scale. Boom! 368 00:13:03,315 --> 00:13:07,119 Okay, well, before we reveal our scores, let's take a look 369 00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:09,822 at the video behind this miserable clip audio. 370 00:13:09,889 --> 00:13:12,858 [ Two men speaking foreign language ] 371 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,493 -Ohh! -Damn it! 372 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,228 -Later for you! -Later for you. 373 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,663 -Damn it! -No! 374 00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,532 -The camel is coming -- -He's coming -- 375 00:13:19,598 --> 00:13:21,133 Bite him! Bite him hard! 376 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,969 Please, bite him hard! Break skin. 377 00:13:24,036 --> 00:13:25,171 Lindsey: Oh, no! 378 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,972 [ Man screaming ] 379 00:13:27,039 --> 00:13:29,008 Jameela: So he's not even trying to bite him. Oh, no. 380 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:32,211 Our thing was a camel trying to get a baguette. 381 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,913 Now that we have seen the video, 382 00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:36,415 let's see who has mastered the misery 383 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,350 by being closest to the correct answer. 384 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,753 This determines who moves on in the show. 385 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,254 [ Sighs ] Sorry, Lindsey. So, Lindsey, you said [ Sighs ] Sorry, Lindsey. So, Lindsey, you said 386 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,857 You Are Harassed by a Camel lands at a -- 387 00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,059 probably quite dramatic -- 59. 388 00:13:47,126 --> 00:13:48,127 We got this! 389 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,461 Drop it! 390 00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:52,965 And, Nick, you said Being Harassed by a Camel 391 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:55,034 lands at a... Q: Boom. 392 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,135 Boom! ...40. 393 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,403 Yeah! 394 00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:01,840 So let's see what our shrinks say. 395 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,008 Get ready, Nick! 396 00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,444 Get ready to celebrate, Nick! Get ready, Nick! 397 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,612 -No! -Here we go. 398 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,247 Do the Nick! Get ready! Bring it in! 399 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:09,682 -We got this! -Here we go! 400 00:14:09,748 --> 00:14:10,950 Sal: 20. Do the Nick! 401 00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,117 -20. -Oh! 402 00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:14,954 [ Cheers and applause ] 403 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,623 Nick, you did it! You son of a gun! Nick! 404 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,825 Jameela: Oh, Nick wins! 405 00:14:19,892 --> 00:14:21,060 Unfortunately, that means 406 00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:22,561 that we're going to have to say goodbye 407 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:24,330 to the lovely and gracious Lindsey, 408 00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:26,098 but Nick is moving on and will be playing 409 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:29,468 for the $30,000 grand prize right after this. 410 00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,337 Do not go anywhere. 411 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:33,839 [ Cheers and applause ] 412 00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,377 [ Cheers and applause ] 413 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:40,646 Welcome back to "The Misery Index." 414 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,115 So Nick has chosen "Q" to assist him... Thanks. So Nick has chosen "Q" to assist him... Thanks. 415 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:44,683 ...in the grand prize final round, 416 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:48,754 the $30,000 Margin of Misery. 417 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,222 Oooooh. 418 00:14:50,289 --> 00:14:53,425 So, Nick, if you win, what are you gonna do with the money? 419 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,160 I've been studying French recently, 420 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,196 so I would love to just take a trip to France, 421 00:14:57,263 --> 00:15:00,532 immerse in the culture, and drink a lot of wine. 422 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,067 Nick's gonna treat himself! 423 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,469 Treat yourself, Nick! 424 00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,471 I'm going to show you three terrible events, 425 00:15:05,537 --> 00:15:07,873 worth $5,000, $10,000, and $15,000. 426 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,342 After each one, you will place a range finder 427 00:15:10,409 --> 00:15:12,177 where you think it lands on the index. 428 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,046 But as the money gets bigger, 429 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,482 the range finder gets smaller. 430 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:17,716 Are you ready to play? 431 00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:19,084 I'm so ready. Okay. 432 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:22,187 Then let's get miserable. 433 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,722 [ Cheers and applause ] 434 00:15:23,789 --> 00:15:24,757 Ooh. 435 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:27,059 Nick, your first event is worth $5,000 436 00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:28,827 and has a range of 30 points. 437 00:15:28,894 --> 00:15:31,096 Take a look at this. 438 00:15:31,163 --> 00:15:32,598 [ Train whistle blows ] 439 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,266 [ Gasps ] 440 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,567 A train? 441 00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:38,270 So he's getting a selfie video ready 442 00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,738 and then gets kicked in the head. 443 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,440 It was the conductor's boot. 444 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,242 There is no way that was an accident. 445 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:44,677 [ Laughter ] 446 00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:46,979 He saw him getting ready, fixing his hair, 447 00:15:47,046 --> 00:15:48,681 and just... Put it out there. 448 00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:50,015 Ohhh. 449 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,150 Well, he didn't get hit by a train, 450 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:52,351 so get that right out of your head. 451 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:54,219 It's not a train. That would skew everything. 452 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,187 It's a foot. 453 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:57,089 Okay, so within a range of 30, 454 00:15:57,156 --> 00:15:59,558 where does You Get Kicked in the Head by a Train Conductor 455 00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:00,993 land on the Misery Index? 456 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,528 There's the physical pain involved 457 00:16:02,594 --> 00:16:04,363 and definitely that emotional trauma. 458 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,733 My gut's telling me like 35 to 65 -- something in there. 459 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,536 I-I do think over 50 might be a little... 460 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,970 Yes. We're asking too much. Yes. We're asking too much. 461 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,505 Yeah. If it was me, I would be comfortable 462 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:14,807 with a 20 to 50, 463 00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:16,141 'cause then you're covering everything. Okay. Yeah. 'cause then you're covering everything. Okay. Yeah. 464 00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:20,145 Okay, well, look, your time starts now. 465 00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:21,413 I don't think it's less than 25. 466 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,182 So I think we're okay. Murr: Lower, lower, lower, So I think we're okay. Murr: Lower, lower, lower, 467 00:16:23,248 --> 00:16:25,651 lower, lower, lower, lower, lower, lower. 468 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,153 5, 4, 3... Got this. Got this. 5, 4, 3... Got this. Got this. 469 00:16:28,220 --> 00:16:30,155 We got this. It's done. It's done. 470 00:16:30,222 --> 00:16:33,392 You are already locked in, and it is between 25 and 55. 471 00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:34,893 I feel really good about that answer. 472 00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,195 I'm glad that you went up a little bit. 473 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:39,732 So for $5,000, let's see where it lands. 474 00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,333 Okay, here we go. 475 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,568 Joe: Come on, Nick. Kick in the head. 476 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,303 -Come on, Nick. -Nick's the man. Nick's the man. 477 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:45,604 Nick needs some Pinot! 478 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:46,972 Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. 479 00:16:47,039 --> 00:16:48,874 We're safe, we're safe. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 480 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,275 [ Cheers and applause ] 481 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,512 Yes! That's just junk! That junk was in the 50s. 482 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:56,382 Yes, Nick! Whoo! I'm still with you, baby! Below 50. Yes, Nick! Whoo! I'm still with you, baby! Below 50. 483 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:59,118 Nick, you just banked yourself $5,000. 484 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,586 Yeah! Whoo-hoo! 485 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:02,054 That's a lot of pain au chocolat. 486 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:04,156 Okay, so the next event is worth $10,000, 487 00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,192 and you will have a range of 20 points this time. 488 00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:08,894 Let's take a look. Come on, focus. 489 00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:11,263 It's not over yet. 490 00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:14,099 "Couple trapped in keyless car for 13 hours." 491 00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:17,002 They said that they believed there was no way to get out 492 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,937 if the doors were locked and they didn't have 493 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:21,774 the remote control device with them. 494 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,242 You see the lock on the side. 495 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:24,643 He could just lift it. 496 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,311 I don't know if pain is the right thing, 497 00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:27,479 but you're in discomfort -- 498 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,714 13 hours sitting down, not doing anything. 499 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,048 Discomfort. You got to pee. 500 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:32,184 You got to poop. That's rough. Yeah. You got to poop. That's rough. Yeah. 501 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:33,352 You don't know if you're gonna die. 502 00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,720 That's rough. Yeah. You don't know. 503 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,222 Me? I'd do 45 to 65. 504 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:38,257 Yeah. 505 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,858 You know, 'cause it's just a lot 506 00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:42,227 of emotional discomfort and trauma. 507 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:44,763 I'm thinking, you know, that sweet spot of that -- 508 00:17:44,830 --> 00:17:47,599 that 45 to 65 kind of covers everything 509 00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:50,636 that it could really, really be in. 510 00:17:50,702 --> 00:17:52,538 Okay, well, within a range of 20, 511 00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:55,674 where does You're Trapped in Your Car for 13 Hours 512 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,676 land on the index? 513 00:17:57,743 --> 00:18:00,813 Your 10 seconds starts now. 514 00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:03,382 Murr: Higher, higher, Nick. Higher, higher. 515 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,651 Higher, higher, higher, higher, higher. 516 00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:07,619 Jameela: 5, 4, 3... They're screaming "higher." Jameela: 5, 4, 3... They're screaming "higher." 517 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:10,022 Nick: I'm going with my gut. 518 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:13,959 Okay, you are locked between 45 and 65. 519 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,160 For $10,000, 520 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,929 where did our shrinks rate it on the Misery Index? 521 00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:18,764 Ohh, this is a good one. Let's find out now. 522 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:20,332 -Come on, buddy. -Come on, buddy! 523 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,967 Come on! Come on. 524 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,236 Stay, stay, stay, stay. Back, back, back, back. 525 00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:27,473 Joe: Come on, Nick. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. Joe: Come on, Nick. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 526 00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:30,042 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 527 00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:31,043 Oh! 528 00:18:31,109 --> 00:18:32,478 72! 529 00:18:32,544 --> 00:18:34,012 Ohh, wow. 530 00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,581 I'm afraid that is incorrect. 531 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:38,417 You did not bank $10,000, but it doesn't matter 532 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,752 because $15,000 is up for grabs next, right? 533 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,654 Yes! Oh, yeah. That's where we're going next. 534 00:18:42,721 --> 00:18:43,989 It's where we're going next. 535 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,924 So for 15 grand, you're gonna have to get this one 536 00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:47,893 within a range of only 10 points. 537 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,329 Good luck. Take a look at this. 538 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,601 So focus on the two people on the roof. 539 00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:57,169 Guess what they're gonna do. 540 00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,238 Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Oops. Oh, no, no, no, no, no! Oops. 541 00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,373 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, dear. 542 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,243 If we go back into the replay, you'll see she did hesitate -- 543 00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:06,845 not to victim shame, but... 544 00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,413 Ohhh! 545 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,084 You must not hesitate when you are being a bloody idiot. 546 00:19:12,150 --> 00:19:13,719 Sal: Yes. 547 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:15,320 Jameela: You have to commit. 548 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,689 So within a range of 10 points this time, 549 00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:21,927 we need to know where you think Bouncing Into a Pool lands 550 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,128 on the Misery Index. 551 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,097 Based on where everything else has been going -- 552 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,765 Play the game, baby. Play the game. 553 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,567 Don't let the game play you. That's it. 554 00:19:28,634 --> 00:19:30,235 Like, maybe I'm just not as sensitive 555 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:31,370 as other people are to these things, 556 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:33,872 so maybe I got to go a little higher. Yep. 557 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:38,777 I got to say maybe something in like the 60, 70 range. 558 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,078 Yeah, that's how I'm feeling. 559 00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:43,515 Like something maybe like 62, 72. Joe: Yep. 560 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:46,118 Okay, well, your 10 seconds starts now, Nick. 561 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:48,654 -Good luck. -I said 65. He's saying 68. 562 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,489 Nick: I'm gonna keep it at like... 563 00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:52,558 You got to follow your gut. Follow your gut. 564 00:19:52,624 --> 00:19:54,026 Follow your gut. Follow your gut. 565 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,460 That was it. That was it. Alright. That was it. That was it. Alright. 566 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,296 -Okay, you've locked in. -Let's see, buddy. 567 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,363 Come on. 568 00:19:58,430 --> 00:19:59,631 Let's see. We got this. 569 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:00,832 Come on. We got it. 570 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:03,502 All right, for 15 grand, let's see where 571 00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,772 You Bounce Into a Pool lands on the Misery Index. 572 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:08,707 -Good luck, Nick. -Come on, Nick. 573 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:11,009 -Come on, Paris! -Let's go, everybody! 574 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,512 Sal: I want to hear you! Come on, it's for Nick! 575 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,147 Let's do it for Nick! 576 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,749 Go! You know you're not 40. You know you're not 50. 577 00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:19,151 [ Audience "Oohs" ] 578 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:21,219 [ Buzzer ] Whoa! 579 00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,221 Jameela: There were no long-term injuries. 580 00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:25,857 She didn't sustain any painful problems. 581 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,693 I'm afraid that is incorrect. 582 00:20:27,759 --> 00:20:30,862 But congratulations, 'cause, Nick, you are still going home 583 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:32,831 with $7,500. 584 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,199 [ Cheers and applause ] 585 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,434 That'll get you some merlot! 586 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,702 Whoo-hoo! 587 00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:37,836 You cannot touch Nick's spirit. 588 00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,171 No, you can't. 589 00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:42,240 You are still flying first-class to Paris, my friend. 590 00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:43,709 That will do it for "The Misery Index." 591 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:46,545 I'm Jameela Jamil, and for me and the Tenderloins and Nick, 592 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,714 good night! 593 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:51,016 Yeah, Nick! Yeah, Nick! 594 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,784 That was fun. 595 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,586 56. 596 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,855 [ Cheers and applause ] 597 00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:01,326 ♪♪