1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:03,870 ♪♪ 2 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:06,206 [ Cheers and applause ] 3 00:00:06,272 --> 00:00:09,242 Welcome to "The Misery Index," where misery loves company. 4 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:10,744 -Yeah! Yeah! -Yeah! 5 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,445 Jameela: We have scoured the globe 6 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,781 for the world's most miserable true stories, 7 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,816 then asked a panel of respected psychologists 8 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:19,619 to rate those stories based on three pillars of misery -- 9 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,454 physical pain, emotional trauma, 10 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,523 and long-term psychological impact. 11 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,792 The higher the combined misery, 12 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,560 the higher it lands on our Misery Index. 13 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:28,928 Oh! Oh, my God! 14 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:30,897 Our two contestants must try and decide 15 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,933 how those events were rated for a chance at our grand prize 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,102 of $30,000. 17 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,037 You're about to win some money! 18 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:39,739 So, let's get miserable. 19 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:42,075 [ Cheers and applause ] 20 00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:46,846 ♪♪ 21 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:48,748 Hello! I am Jameela Jamil. 22 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:50,383 And welcome to "The Misery Index." 23 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,620 Tonight, we have two very miserable contestants -- 24 00:00:53,686 --> 00:00:54,754 McKenzie Miller, 25 00:00:54,821 --> 00:00:55,822 who once caused a couple 26 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,725 to break up during childbirth, 27 00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:00,293 and Justice Rose, 28 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,629 who once accidentally showed cat porn 29 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:04,297 to strangers. 30 00:01:04,364 --> 00:01:05,365 And now, 31 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:07,400 from truTV's hit "Impractical Jokers," 32 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:10,470 give it up for the Tenderloins, Sal, Joe, Q, and Murr! 33 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,405 [ Cheers and applause ] 34 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:14,307 Here we go! 35 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:15,642 Yeah! Here we go! 36 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:16,810 This is it! 37 00:01:16,876 --> 00:01:18,378 That's what I'm talking about! 38 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:20,780 We're gonna win! We're gonna win! 39 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,450 Did I hear something about cat porn? 40 00:01:23,516 --> 00:01:25,518 That's Justice, yeah. Justice, what happened with the cat porn? That's Justice, yeah. Justice, what happened with the cat porn? 41 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:28,521 So, I have a cat named Theodore that I love very much... 42 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,623 Great. ...and I'm always showing off because he's so cute, 43 00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:32,659 and I was flipping through the pictures, 44 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:35,061 and I happened to land on this picture, 45 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:37,797 and it was him resting his head on my vibrator, 46 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:39,399 using it as a pillow. 47 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:40,767 [ Laughter ] 48 00:01:40,834 --> 00:01:42,902 Oh, my God, you have a cat? 49 00:01:42,969 --> 00:01:44,003 [ Laughter ] 50 00:01:44,070 --> 00:01:46,005 [ Laughter and applause ] 51 00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:47,640 So I'm a labor-and-delivery nurse, 52 00:01:47,707 --> 00:01:49,409 and I asked the parents 53 00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,578 what the last name of the baby was going to be. 54 00:01:51,644 --> 00:01:53,913 They disagreed, and it started World War III... 55 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,882 Wow. ...and it gets worse. 56 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,985 They ended up breaking up in the middle of her C-section, 57 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,620 and I caused the breakup. 58 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,689 Ohhh. Don't be so hard on yourself. That breakup was coming. 59 00:02:02,755 --> 00:02:05,425 That's true. That's true. 60 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:07,727 Okay, well, guys, behold the keeper 61 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,095 of all things miserable. 62 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:11,731 It is the Traumatron. 63 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:13,166 -Ooh. -Right. It's very scary. 64 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:15,735 Well, the name of our first game is Misery Lane. 65 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:18,304 I'm gonna put two Misery Markers on the index. 66 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:22,475 The first one is Your Grandma Falls Into the Swamp... 67 00:02:22,542 --> 00:02:23,643 -Aw! -Aw! 68 00:02:23,710 --> 00:02:25,645 ...which our shrinks rated at a 52. 69 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:27,547 And the second one is... 70 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:30,917 Your Date Won't Shut Up About Intermittent Fasting. 71 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,085 That's pretty bad. 72 00:02:32,151 --> 00:02:35,788 Which our shrinks only rated at a 32. 73 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:37,891 Yeah, that's not that bad. Depends on the date. Yeah, that's not that bad. Depends on the date. 74 00:02:37,957 --> 00:02:39,759 Okay, so, I'm gonna show each of you an event. 75 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,227 You don't have to tell me the exact number -- 76 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:43,396 just if it falls above, below, or in between 77 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:45,598 the two cards that are on the index. Okay. the two cards that are on the index. Okay. 78 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:47,433 McKenzie, you get to go first. 79 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,635 All right. 80 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,870 Check out this misery. 81 00:02:50,937 --> 00:02:55,508 Woman: ...are you crying? You would be dead right now if you heard it! Woman: ...are you crying? You would be dead right now if you heard it! 82 00:02:59,045 --> 00:03:00,847 Nothing. 83 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,749 Nothing. Ohh! 84 00:03:02,815 --> 00:03:04,450 There's no problem whatsoever. 85 00:03:05,852 --> 00:03:09,255 [Sobbing] Ohh! Three times! 86 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,057 -Three times! -Three times! 87 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:12,091 [ Laughs ] 88 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:14,227 Three times! 89 00:03:14,294 --> 00:03:16,229 [ Laughter ] 90 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:18,431 -Oh, wow. -Poor baby. 91 00:03:18,498 --> 00:03:19,732 -Who are these parents? -Yeah. 92 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:22,902 He stuck around after the first and the second? 93 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:24,437 After the second time is really when 94 00:03:24,504 --> 00:03:25,605 you think you should move. 95 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,340 Yeah. He was just like, "I can't believe 96 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:28,641 this is happening again." 97 00:03:28,708 --> 00:03:30,376 [ Laughter ] 98 00:03:30,443 --> 00:03:31,778 What are you thinking when you look at this? 99 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:33,279 There's no physical pain. 100 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:36,616 Emotionally, I think I would be messed up for a long time. 101 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:37,850 It's off the charts. Off the charts. 102 00:03:37,917 --> 00:03:39,552 Jameela: What do we think he heard? 103 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,754 This was too big a reaction for it to just be like... 104 00:03:41,821 --> 00:03:43,323 [ Imitates bed squeaking ] McKenzie: Right. 105 00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,692 Is that your impression of people having sex? 106 00:03:45,758 --> 00:03:47,126 You don't all go... 107 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:49,963 [ Imitates bed squeaking ] 108 00:03:50,029 --> 00:03:52,332 Do you need oxygen? It's not actually how I shag! Do you need oxygen? It's not actually how I shag! 109 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:54,000 It was a joke! 110 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:56,235 [ Laughter ] 111 00:03:56,302 --> 00:03:58,004 So, McKenzie, what are you thinking? 112 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,340 I'm gonna say that you hear your parents 113 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,909 having sex three times is higher 114 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,078 than Your Grandma Falls Into the Swamp. Okay. I agree. I agree. than Your Grandma Falls Into the Swamp. Okay. I agree. I agree. 115 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:06,980 Murr: Okay, I'm with you. I love my grandma, but... 116 00:04:07,046 --> 00:04:09,315 Let's see what our shrinks say. Good luck. 117 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:10,950 [ Dramatic music plays ] 118 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:12,085 -Let's see. -Higher. 119 00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:13,252 -It's going slow. -It's got to be higher. 120 00:04:13,319 --> 00:04:14,721 -Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. -I don't like it. 121 00:04:14,787 --> 00:04:15,989 Come on, higher, higher, higher. -Get up there. 122 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:17,223 It's gonna come back. It's gonna come back. 123 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:19,058 [ Buzzer ] Ohh! That's it?! 124 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:21,094 McKenzie, I'm afraid you are incorrect. 125 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,862 You did not bank $500. It's alright. 126 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:27,133 Justice, you and your team can now check out this misery. 127 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,102 [ Wind blows ] 128 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:31,404 So you can see they're trying to launch a big kite. 129 00:04:31,471 --> 00:04:34,974 You have lots of people trying to handle it in the wind. 130 00:04:35,041 --> 00:04:38,111 And they start to kind of lose control of it. 131 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:39,212 [ Crowd screaming ] 132 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,880 -It's a child. -Whoa. 133 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,248 It's a child. It's wrapped up a 3-year-old. 134 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:43,449 Oh, my God. [ Gasps ] 135 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:44,884 Jameela: That's a 3-year-old... Oh, my gosh. Jameela: That's a 3-year-old... Oh, my gosh. 136 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,987 ...that has accidentally been caught in the kite 137 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:52,592 and takes off several hundred feet into the sky. 138 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:55,395 [ Screaming and wind continue ] Oh, my goodness. 139 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,864 So get it! Get the kid! Right? So get it! Get the kid! Right? 140 00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,832 Play this -- play this till the end, please. 141 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,200 Oh, my God! [ Laughs ] 142 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:03,703 They're all filming it. Someone get the child. 143 00:05:03,770 --> 00:05:05,705 Kid's okay. Kid's okay. Oh, they're standing there. Kid's okay. Kid's okay. Oh, they're standing there. 144 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:06,939 Joe: That's like a fun ride, though. 145 00:05:07,006 --> 00:05:08,374 Sal: Yeah, that looks great. 146 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:11,044 Good landing. Stuck the landing. 147 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:12,812 I'm so glad that -- Ohh! Stuck the landing. I'm so glad that -- Ohh! Stuck the landing. 148 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:15,014 Child flying in the air -- for me, that's way up. 149 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:16,215 -That's completely past that. -Absolutely. 150 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:17,650 -Yeah. -Grandma's had her run. 151 00:05:17,717 --> 00:05:19,185 Watch out for the swamp, Grandma. I'm sorry. Yeah. 152 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:20,753 This kid's got his whole life ahead of him. 153 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,288 You know what I mean? It's got to be. It's got to be. 154 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:24,157 I definitely agree with my teammates. There you go. I definitely agree with my teammates. There you go. 155 00:05:24,223 --> 00:05:25,925 Flying High as a Kite is way worse than the other two. 156 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:27,393 -Yeah. -For sure. 157 00:05:27,460 --> 00:05:28,828 Jameela: Let's see what our shrinks say. 158 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,830 I mean, of course we're correct. This is crazy if we're not. 159 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:32,198 One of the most shocking things. 160 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,333 Go. Get up there. Get up there. Get up there. 161 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:35,635 Come on! Come on. 162 00:05:35,702 --> 00:05:36,602 Yeah! 163 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:37,970 There you go! There you go! 164 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:39,105 Thanks, guys! 165 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,574 You just earned yourself $500. $500! You just earned yourself $500. $500! 166 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:43,843 Coming up, the money doubles, but so does the misery. 167 00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:46,045 And later, one of these contestants 168 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:48,881 will get a shot at 30 grand. 169 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:51,117 [ Cheers and applause ] Well done. Well done. 170 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:56,389 [ Cheers and applause ] 171 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:59,158 Hello, and welcome back to "The Misery Index." 172 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:02,628 McKenzie has nothing, and Justice has $500, 173 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:05,031 but there is lots more humiliation to explore 174 00:06:05,098 --> 00:06:08,034 before one of them plays for $30,000. 175 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,035 Nice! 176 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,403 [ Cheers and applause ] 177 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:13,706 The name of our next game is More or Less Miserable, 178 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:16,209 so, McKenzie, you are trailing behind. 179 00:06:16,275 --> 00:06:19,011 I'm going to show you two deeply traumatic events, 180 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:20,980 and you're gonna have to tell me which is worse, 181 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,548 according to our shrinks. Okay. 182 00:06:22,615 --> 00:06:26,119 So for $1,000, tell me which one of these pet peeves 183 00:06:26,185 --> 00:06:27,854 lands higher on the Misery Index -- 184 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,756 is it this? 185 00:06:29,822 --> 00:06:31,390 "Florida community disturbed 186 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:34,427 by 'emotional support rooster.'" 187 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:37,296 And the neighbor is asking, "Why isn't it indoors, 188 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:40,032 providing emotional support?" 189 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:42,301 Or is this more miserable? 190 00:06:45,404 --> 00:06:46,939 They're doing a little trick with a dog. 191 00:06:47,006 --> 00:06:48,107 [ Audience groans ] 192 00:06:48,174 --> 00:06:49,809 Oh, my gosh! 193 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:51,744 Sal: Oh-ho-ho-ho! 194 00:06:51,811 --> 00:06:54,847 -Keep your eye on the dog. -They're frozen. They're frozen. 195 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,249 Oh! 196 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:58,451 The best thing about this video is the way that the dog 197 00:06:58,518 --> 00:07:01,120 jumps back onto the couch and kind of looks around 198 00:07:01,187 --> 00:07:02,321 and is like, "Hey, guys, What happened? 199 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:03,723 Did something -- Did something happen?" 200 00:07:03,790 --> 00:07:05,458 "Did you guys see that? That was crazy. I didn't do it." 201 00:07:05,525 --> 00:07:07,627 So, McKenzie, for $1,000, 202 00:07:07,693 --> 00:07:09,595 which one would you say is more miserable? 203 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:12,565 Your Neighbor Has an Emotional Support Rooster, 204 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,867 or Your Dog Smashes the Coffee Table? 205 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,669 I think this is a no-brainer. I think so, too. 206 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:17,637 I think so. I think so, too. 207 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:19,071 On the count of three... Yeah. 208 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:22,074 ...say the one key word in the thing that we're thinking. 209 00:07:22,141 --> 00:07:23,142 One, two, three... 210 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:24,777 Rooster. Sma-- oh. 211 00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:26,112 Wow! 212 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:27,346 [ Laughter ] 213 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:28,815 Wow! 214 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:30,183 The dog smashed through the coffee table. 215 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:32,785 The coffee table costs $200, $100 to replace. 216 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:35,955 The dog is okay. The rooster is every day. 217 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,723 This is your neighbors, your livelihood, 218 00:07:37,790 --> 00:07:39,525 interrupting your sleep every single day. 219 00:07:39,592 --> 00:07:41,160 The long-term effect of that -- 220 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:43,362 you can't demand your neighbor get rid of the rooster. 221 00:07:43,429 --> 00:07:45,998 That being said, we are often and regularly wrong. 222 00:07:46,065 --> 00:07:47,300 Correct. 223 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:48,835 [ Laughter ] 224 00:07:48,901 --> 00:07:50,903 Go with your gut. Go with your gut. Go with your gut. Go with your gut. Go with your gut. Go with your gut. 225 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:52,839 Gut. Everybody loves dogs. 226 00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:54,040 I'm gonna say Your Dog Smashes the Coffee Table... 227 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:55,208 -Okay. Okay. -Alright. 228 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:56,509 ...is worse. 229 00:07:56,576 --> 00:07:58,911 Let's see where our shrinks put the other choice. 230 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:00,213 Good luck. 231 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,349 Okay, 42 is what you have to beat. That's beatable. 232 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:07,220 That's beatable. It's low. Let's see if you are right. 233 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:08,521 Come on, now. 234 00:08:08,588 --> 00:08:09,689 ♪ Good luck ♪ 235 00:08:09,755 --> 00:08:10,890 Let's see. [ Buzzer ] 236 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:12,925 -Oh! That's -- okay. -It's close, though. 237 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,260 -It was that close. -That's close. 238 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:15,761 You were almost right. You were still wrong, though, 239 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:16,896 if we check the books, but you're almost right. 240 00:08:16,963 --> 00:08:18,397 I'm still wrong. I still have zero dollars. 241 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:21,167 Very close. Justice, it's your turn. Very close. Justice, it's your turn. 242 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:24,070 So for $1,000, please tell me which one of these cliffhangers 243 00:08:24,136 --> 00:08:26,239 ranks higher on the Misery Index. 244 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:27,573 Is it this? 245 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,475 Q: Somebody's falling off something. Joe: Here we go. Q: Somebody's falling off something. Joe: Here we go. 246 00:08:29,542 --> 00:08:30,977 "British man stuck in well 247 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:32,845 with broken leg for six days." [ Audience groans ] 248 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,714 "The cries for help were mistaken 249 00:08:34,780 --> 00:08:37,183 for the wailing of a ghost." Yeah. for the wailing of a ghost." Yeah. 250 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:40,653 Well, he shouldn't keep yelling, "I got a boo-boo!" 251 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,821 [ Laughter ] 252 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:44,757 Or, Justice, Is this more miserable? 253 00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:47,727 "Man escapes death after crawling from car 254 00:08:47,793 --> 00:08:51,297 dangling off a cliff edge, only to be hit by a passing bus"! 255 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,666 [ Audience groans ] Oh, my God, that's horrible! [ Audience groans ] Oh, my God, that's horrible! 256 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:57,403 I think the six days is what puts it over the top. 257 00:08:57,470 --> 00:08:58,704 Like, by the third day, 258 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:01,307 you're living with your own poop and scat, so... 259 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:05,177 The six days definitely has more weight on it for me. 260 00:09:05,244 --> 00:09:07,914 My gut's telling me being trapped in a well for six days 261 00:09:07,980 --> 00:09:09,682 with a broken leg is more miserable. I like it. with a broken leg is more miserable. I like it. 262 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:11,751 -Okay. -And scat. And scat. 263 00:09:11,817 --> 00:09:13,552 -And scat. And scat. -"And scat," she said. 264 00:09:13,619 --> 00:09:14,854 She said, "And scat." 265 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,722 Let's see where our shrinks put the other choice. 266 00:09:16,789 --> 00:09:17,757 Good luck. It's gonna be high. Good luck. It's gonna be high. 267 00:09:17,823 --> 00:09:18,824 They're both gonna be high. 268 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,092 -Yeah. -Yeah. 269 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:22,161 Oh, that's high. That's pretty high. Oh, that's high. That's pretty high. 270 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,864 We might have eaten a scat sandwich on this one. 271 00:09:24,931 --> 00:09:29,101 So now let's see if your choice is correct. 272 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:30,970 ♪♪ 273 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,171 I think you got it. 274 00:09:32,238 --> 00:09:33,572 Yeah! 275 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:35,474 Oh, my God, that was close! 276 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:37,176 -Yes! Yes! -Yes! 277 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,512 You just won $1,000. Very good. 278 00:09:39,578 --> 00:09:41,914 Do not go anywhere 'cause when we come back, 279 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,149 someone is headed home, 280 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:47,153 and someone is moving on for a shot at $30,000! 281 00:09:47,219 --> 00:09:50,189 [ Cheers and applause ] 282 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,165 Hello, and welcome back to "The Misery Index." 283 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:01,734 It all comes down to this one miserable event 284 00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:05,705 to determine who is the true master of misery, 285 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:08,341 moving on to play for their shot at the grand prize. 286 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:10,977 Justice is in the lead with $1,500... Yes, she is. Justice is in the lead with $1,500... Yes, she is. 287 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:13,646 ...and McKenzie still has zero. Yes, she is. ...and McKenzie still has zero. Yes, she is. 288 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:15,815 But I am going to show you both the same event, 289 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:17,383 and your job is just to tell me 290 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,151 where it lands on the Misery Index, 291 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:22,488 and the closest guess gets $2,000. 292 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,957 McKenzie, are you okay? 293 00:10:25,024 --> 00:10:27,326 It's not over till it's over. Indeed. 294 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:29,762 -I'm positive. -So let's get into the game. 295 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:33,399 Celebrities -- they're just like us -- miserable. 296 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,668 Here to prove it is a man who has served us "Soup" 297 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,503 and built a "Community" of friends. 298 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:40,272 It's actor and comedian Joel McHale! 299 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:41,674 [ Cheers and applause ] 300 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:45,478 Hello, Impractical Jokers. I love going on your cruises. 301 00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,413 [ Laughter ] 302 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:50,182 Joel, we -- Great. Thanks for dressing up for the show. Joel, we -- Great. Thanks for dressing up for the show. 303 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:52,618 [ Laughter ] 304 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,787 Bullshit. You're not even wearing pants, and you know it! 305 00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:55,921 Yeah, that's right, Joel. Show us. 306 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,023 All right. 307 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,591 [ Laughter ] 308 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:01,093 Jameela's jacket is an incredible thing, 309 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,129 and we have the same curtains at home. 310 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:04,096 Um, so... 311 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,298 [Bleep] you, Joel McHale. 312 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:08,067 So you guys want to hear my story. 313 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:11,937 This was Halloween. I was cooking. I love cooking. 314 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:15,041 Clearly, the Impractical Jokers enjoy it as well. 315 00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:17,977 And I... [ Laughter ] And I... [ Laughter ] 316 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:21,547 So I set up the barbecue, and I -- 317 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,182 I thought I had -- I had turned it on. 318 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:25,684 I turned on the gas, and I thought I had lit it, 319 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,319 and I closed the lid. 320 00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:30,523 Then I came back, and I opened it up 321 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:34,493 and I saw that it was, you know, not lighted. 322 00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:37,997 And I put a match in there, 323 00:11:38,064 --> 00:11:41,067 and that's when the explosion happened. 324 00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:45,938 And there was an audible pop like of the -- 325 00:11:46,005 --> 00:11:49,041 of the flame igniting the enormous cloud of gas 326 00:11:49,108 --> 00:11:50,910 I had built around myself. 327 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:54,547 Did it sound like this? [ Imitates bed squeaking ] 328 00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:55,948 Ignore them. 329 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:57,550 [ Laughter ] 330 00:11:57,616 --> 00:11:59,452 Uh, it did not sound like... They are dumb. 331 00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:02,088 ...people were having sex in the other room. 332 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,956 You see? An explosion. 333 00:12:04,023 --> 00:12:06,592 It's the sound of sex. -Wow! 334 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:14,800 And it burned off my eyebrows, my eyelashes, my bangs. 335 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:16,135 [ Laughter ] 336 00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,270 And we had to go trick-or-treating, 337 00:12:18,337 --> 00:12:21,640 and I was like, "Well, I got my costume," 338 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:24,977 and I walked around with my son, 339 00:12:25,044 --> 00:12:28,514 and I looked like that movie "Powder." 340 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,583 Oh, boy. Yeah. Wow. Oh, boy. Yeah. Wow. 341 00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:33,219 And, yeah, the people still ate what I served, 342 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,554 even though it was covered in my DNA. 343 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:37,756 [ Laughter ] 344 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,592 Joel, thank you so much for telling us 345 00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,227 that horrifying story. 346 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:42,795 -All right, Joel. -Thank you, Joel. 347 00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,196 -Thanks, bud. -Thank you. 348 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,865 Thank you for having me. 349 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,901 Okay, so now for, $2,000, talk it through 350 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:51,804 and lock in where you think You Explode Your Face 351 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:54,640 on Halloween lands on the Misery Index. 352 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,242 Physically painful. Yeah. 353 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:58,110 You burn all your hair off your face, right? 354 00:12:58,177 --> 00:12:59,245 That's like 30. You're shocked. 355 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:00,679 It has to grow back over time. 356 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:02,114 Right, but you'll be afraid of -- 357 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,449 you'll be cautious around fire. 358 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,650 That traumatizes you a little bit, 359 00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:05,818 but I don't think it's super high. 360 00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:07,887 Time to lock in your answers, everyone. 361 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,355 All right. We're good. 362 00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:10,789 -Okay. -There you go. 363 00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:12,258 Well, everyone is locked in. 364 00:13:12,324 --> 00:13:14,593 Let's see who has mastered the misery 365 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:17,229 by being closest to the correct answer. 366 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,864 McKenzie, you have said that Your Face 367 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,534 Exploding on Halloween is at a... 368 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,202 58. Oh, yeah. 369 00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:26,205 And now it's time to see where Justice landed 370 00:13:26,272 --> 00:13:28,374 on the Misery Index. 371 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:32,478 You gave it a...45. 372 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,079 Okay, this is it, guys. 373 00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:38,083 Let's see what our shrinks say. 374 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,653 -Please, please, please. -Oh, God, I don't know. 375 00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:42,121 -Here we go. -Oh, my God, here we go. 376 00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:43,522 Here we go. Aah! 377 00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,124 [ Screaming ] 378 00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,026 Oh, my God! Yes! 379 00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:49,495 67? Jameela: That means we're gonna have to say goodbye to Justice. 67? Jameela: That means we're gonna have to say goodbye to Justice. 380 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,597 But McKenzie is moving on, and we'll be playing 381 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,733 for the $30,000 grand prize right after this. 382 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,035 Don't go anywhere. 383 00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:58,604 [ Cheers and applause ] 384 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,709 [ Cheers and applause ] 385 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,978 Hello, and welcome back to "The Misery Index." 386 00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:08,247 So McKenzie has chosen Sal to assist her 387 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:13,452 in the grand prize final round, the $30,000 Margin of Misery. 388 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,554 [ Cheers and applause ] 389 00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:17,389 Okay, so, McKenzie, if you win it all, 390 00:14:17,456 --> 00:14:18,924 what are you gonna do with the money? 391 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,927 I want to have a big, extravagant wedding. 392 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:23,462 I'm not engaged yet, but maybe. 393 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,597 Are you in a relationship? 394 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,265 I'm in a relationship. Yeah. No, no, no. 395 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:27,499 Oh, okay. 'Cause there's an order to these things. 396 00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:28,767 I know, but -- 397 00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:30,436 You think he'll be watching, yeah? Of course. 398 00:14:30,502 --> 00:14:32,037 Why don't you address the camera? 399 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:33,539 What's his name? Zack. 400 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,974 Zack. 401 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,976 -Don't do this to Zack. -He's gonna kill me. 402 00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:39,144 He told me not to do this. -Zack, listen up. 403 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,247 He told you not to do it? He told me not to do it. He told you not to do it? He told me not to do it. 404 00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,681 Zoom in, please. Zoom in. 405 00:14:42,748 --> 00:14:44,717 -Zoom in. -Oh, don't do it to Zack. 406 00:14:44,783 --> 00:14:46,285 [ Applause ] 407 00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,021 Zack, we've been together for three and a half years. 408 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:52,091 I moved away from my family to be with you. 409 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:54,627 I love you so much. Mm-hmm. 410 00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:59,164 We have two dogs together, so now I have hopefully $30,000. 411 00:14:59,231 --> 00:15:00,866 So let's get married. 412 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,168 What the [bleep] is that? Three years? 413 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,638 She left her family for you? What the [bleep], man? 414 00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:07,139 I love him. He's a good boyfriend. Two dogs. 415 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,308 He's a good boyfriend. Okay, so, McKenzie, He's a good boyfriend. Okay, so, McKenzie, 416 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,310 I'm gonna show you three terrible events, 417 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,246 worth $5,000, $10,000 and $15,000. 418 00:15:14,313 --> 00:15:16,715 And after each one, you're going to place a range finder 419 00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:19,018 where you think it lands on the Misery Index. 420 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,719 But as the money gets bigger, 421 00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:23,322 the range finder gets smaller. 422 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:24,857 Are you ready to play? 423 00:15:24,923 --> 00:15:29,061 So ready. Then let's get miserable. So ready. Then let's get miserable. 424 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,195 Go. 425 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:32,231 [ Cheers and applause ] 426 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,999 McKenzie, your first event 427 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:37,269 is worth $5,000 and has a range of 30 points this time. 428 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,405 Please take a look. 429 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:41,640 So you've got a family. They're walking together. 430 00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,642 A little girl standing on a -- 431 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:44,977 Oh, no! 432 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,279 Standing on a drain, fell into the middle of the Earth. 433 00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,848 Whoa. That was like Hulk strength. 434 00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:51,116 She'll be able to afford 435 00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:52,651 all the therapy she's going to need 436 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:55,187 because of the size of the lawsuit, I imagine, but... 437 00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,822 So that's terrifying. 438 00:15:56,889 --> 00:15:59,391 If I watched my child fall into the Earth... 439 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,560 I'd feel like it was partially my fault, too. 440 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,396 So, like, emotionally, that's traumatic. Yeah, 'cause your eyes weren't on them. So, like, emotionally, that's traumatic. Yeah, 'cause your eyes weren't on them. 441 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:05,597 Right, right. Even though it's not your fault, 442 00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,533 don't beat yourself up over it. 443 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:10,736 I think because of the emotional and traumatic nature of it, 444 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:14,773 that I want to start up around 45, 50. Yeah. 445 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,442 A little bit higher. Even higher than that. A little bit higher. Even higher than that. 446 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,344 Yeah, 'cause it's not -- 45 is not -- 447 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,812 I feel like 45 is not enough. You're right. 448 00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:22,614 Want to do 55-85? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Want to do 55-85? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, let's do it. 449 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:25,150 Okay, within a range of 30, 450 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:28,587 where does Your Child Falls Through a Manhole land 451 00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:29,555 on the Misery Index? 452 00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,857 Your time starts now. 453 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:33,492 Okay, we're feeling good about it. 454 00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:36,562 We're feeling good about it? 455 00:16:36,628 --> 00:16:40,065 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Higher? 456 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:42,000 No, I don't think so. I'm locking it in. 457 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:43,268 Lock in. I'm locking it in. 458 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,037 That's good. That's great. That's good. 459 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:49,842 You are locked in between 55 and 85 460 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:51,410 on the Misery Index. 461 00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:53,746 For $5,000, let's see where it lands. 462 00:16:53,812 --> 00:16:55,347 I feel good about this. 463 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,816 I feel good about this, too. Yes, there was no physical pain. I feel good about this, too. Yes, there was no physical pain. 464 00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:58,984 That's a good mark. 465 00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,853 All right, that's gonna come back up. 466 00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:02,388 All right, come on. Here we go, here we go. 467 00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:04,757 Keep going, baby. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Keep going, baby. Go, go, go, go, go, go. 468 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:07,092 Please keep going. As long as we clear 55, we're okay now. 469 00:17:07,159 --> 00:17:08,994 Stop, stop, stop, stop! 470 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:11,463 [ Cheers and applause ] 471 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,665 Yes! Yes! 472 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:16,769 Uh-oh, Zack! Zack going ring shopping! 473 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,203 Oh, Zack! 474 00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,105 Where is it, Zack?! 475 00:17:20,172 --> 00:17:24,843 Correct. You just banked yourself $5,000. 476 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,578 Yes! 477 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:27,813 That was real. 478 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,016 So this next event is worth $10,000 this time, 479 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,086 and you will have a range of 20 points. 480 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,387 Let's take a look. 481 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:40,426 Oh, dear, oh, dear. 482 00:17:40,492 --> 00:17:41,727 Just pissed off. But... 483 00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,196 oh, he took it very badly. 484 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,864 He's very upset. 485 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:46,999 Oh, my! 486 00:17:47,065 --> 00:17:48,967 I guess -- 487 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:51,103 Oh! 488 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:53,238 I don't think this one's a big deal. Here's the thing. It was a trip and fall. I don't think this one's a big deal. Here's the thing. It was a trip and fall. 489 00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:54,740 He didn't get his lunch. 490 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,042 I think it's gonna be on the lower scale. I think so, too. I think it's gonna be on the lower scale. I think so, too. 491 00:17:57,109 --> 00:18:00,078 Like, he'll get over it. It's not gonna last forever. 492 00:18:00,145 --> 00:18:01,113 10 to 30? 493 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,448 10 to 30 I feel like is fair. 494 00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,583 10 to 30? I think 10 to 30. 10 to 30? I think 10 to 30. 495 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,252 Lower? 8 to 28? 496 00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:08,754 Yeah. Guys? 497 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,088 8 to 28? 498 00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,291 Lower? Okay, well, within a range of 20, 499 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:14,927 where does You Drop Your Dinner land 500 00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,895 on the Misery Index? 501 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:20,833 Your time starts now. 502 00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,435 -I think between 5 and 6. -6, 6, 6. 503 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:26,638 5, 4, 3... 504 00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:28,841 -All right, All right. -I like that. I like that a lot. 505 00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:31,777 Okay, you are locked in between 6 and 26. 506 00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,045 High teens, low 20s. 507 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:35,347 Maybe I just take food too seriously. 508 00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,748 For $10,000, 509 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:39,518 where did our shrinks rate it on the Misery Index? 510 00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:40,719 Good luck. 511 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,187 That feels low as hell. 512 00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:45,190 -Jameela! -It can't be higher than 26. 513 00:18:45,257 --> 00:18:47,025 It can't be. It can't be. -Stop right now! 514 00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:48,560 Stop it! Stop it! 515 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,462 [ Buzzer ] Ohh! 516 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,898 Oh, really? 517 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,267 Okay, so that was incorrect. You did not bank $10,000. 518 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,970 However, here we go -- our final misery. 519 00:18:58,036 --> 00:18:59,805 This one is worth $15,000, and you're going 520 00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,508 to have to get it within a range of only 10 points. 521 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:06,011 Good luck. Now, take a look at this. 522 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,080 [ Dramatic music plays ] 523 00:19:08,146 --> 00:19:10,849 "Embarrassed dad stuck with permanent erection 524 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:12,384 after surgery." 525 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:14,853 He says, "I'm in agony." 526 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,054 Who's agony? 527 00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:18,557 [ Laughter ] 528 00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,058 [ Applause ] 529 00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,494 Here we go. So I think this is terrible. 530 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,762 It's got to be up there. 531 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,931 Penises are always -- always up there. Yeah. 532 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,733 Are always up. Penises are always up. 533 00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,501 Especially his. Yeah. 534 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:30,769 Especially his, right. 535 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,839 70s, 80s at least. I don't think it's in the 90s, 536 00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:35,574 Maybe 77 to 87? 537 00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,309 That's good. I like that. I like that. 538 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:40,512 Within a range of 10, where does You Have a Hard [bleep] Life 539 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,381 land on the Misery Index? 540 00:19:42,447 --> 00:19:44,683 Your 10 seconds starts now. 541 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,921 [ Audience shouting "higher!" ] 542 00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:51,957 -77. -5, 4, 3, 2... 543 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,026 -Higher, higher, higher, higher. -I think 77. 544 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,227 Jameela: Locked in. 545 00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,029 I don't think it's lower than that. I don't. I don't. 546 00:19:57,095 --> 00:19:59,031 Oh, this is so stressful! 547 00:19:59,097 --> 00:20:00,999 -Okay. -We're all here together. 548 00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,401 We're all with you. 549 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,836 Okay, well, you're locked in between 78 and 88. 550 00:20:04,903 --> 00:20:09,708 For $15,000, let's see where You Have a Hard [bleep] Life 551 00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,644 lands on the Misery Index. 552 00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,813 Good luck. -All right, Traumatron. 553 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,216 Oh, come on, it's up there. It's teasing us, yep. 554 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:21,153 -Past 34, 50. Keep going. -Yep, yep. 555 00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:22,421 Come on, keep going, keep going, 556 00:20:22,487 --> 00:20:24,056 keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. 557 00:20:24,122 --> 00:20:26,725 -Hit the brakes, hit the brakes. -Stop, Stop. Yes! 558 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,861 [ Cheers and applause ] 559 00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,496 Oh, my God! 560 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,332 Jameela: Congratulations! 561 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:36,835 You are going home with $22,000. 562 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,437 Oh, my God! 563 00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:40,038 So that'll do it for "The Misery Index." 564 00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,207 I'm Jameela Jamil, and for me and the Tenderloins, 565 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:43,542 good night. 566 00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:46,712 [ Chanting ] Get the ring! Get the ring! 567 00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:50,015 Get the ring! Get the ring! 568 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:52,784 [ Cheers and applause ] 569 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,286 That was great. Congrats. 570 00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:56,521 Good job, Sal. 571 00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,624 [ Laughs ] 572 00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:01,059 [ Indistinct conversation ] 573 00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:04,396 ♪♪