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Welcome to "The Misery Index,"
where misery loves company.

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-Yeah! Yeah!
-Yeah!

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We have scoured the globe

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for the world's
most miserable true stories,

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then asked a panel
of respected psychologists

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to rate those stories based on
three Pillars of Misery --

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physical pain, emotional trauma,

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and long-term
psychological impact.

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The higher the combined misery,

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the higher it lands on
our Misery Index.

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Oh!
Oh, my God.

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Our two contestants
must try and decide

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how those events were rated

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for a chance at
our grand prize of $30,000.

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You're about to
win some money!

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So let's get miserable.

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[ Electricity crackles ]

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[ Applause ]

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♪♪

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Hello!
I am Jameela Jamil,

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and welcome to
"The Misery Index."

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Tonight, we have two
such miserable contestants --

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Tahkyia Willis,

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who once
shared a house

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with hundreds
of bees,

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my absolute
nightmare,

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and Ryan Finnegan,

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who once had gum
stuck in his bum.

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[ Audience
"Oh"s ]

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And now, from truTV's hit
"Impractical Jokes,"

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please give it up for
the silliest men in the world,

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it's the Tenderloins,
Sal, Joe, Q, and Murr!

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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-Come on.
-How are you doing?

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So nice
to meet you.

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What's up, buddy?

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Oh, my God, it's so nice
to meet you, man.

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I'm so excited
at you guys for coming.

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Okay, Tahkyia, I don't even
want to know the story.

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Why did you live with them?
What's wrong with you?

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I had 100 million bees

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living in the ceiling
of my living room.

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One came out and stung me,

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and so I figured
I needed to call 911.

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They were like,
"Yeah, no.

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That doesn't constitute
an emergency, ma'am."

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And I'm like, "No,
it's an emergency!

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I have 100 million bees
in my living room."

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[ Laughter ]

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I don't want to talk
about this anymore.

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So, Ryan,
tell me what happened.

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So, we were on
a cruise ship.

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It was formal night.
I was 12.

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So I had laid out
all my clothes...
Oh, yeah.

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...and then when
I threw the gum out,

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I guess it somehow
went in there,

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and it was fused shut
and it was, like, burning.

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And I'm like, "Oh, my God!
What is this?!"

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Before you know it,
I'm bent over,

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and my dad has
my cheeks spread

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with, like, one of those
nose hair clippers,

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and he's cutting away.

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Hubba Bubba!

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From then, I got the nickname
"Dubble Bubble Butt Boy."

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Q: Dubble Bubble
Butt Boy.

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Jameela: Okay, so, guys,

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please behold the keeper
of all things miserable.

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It is the Traumatron.

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[<i> Thunder crashes</i> ]
Ooh.
[<i> Thunder crashes</i> ]
Ooh.

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[ Applause ]

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And the name of our first game
is Misery Lane.

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I'm going to put two
misery markers on the index,

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and the first one is...

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-Aw.
-Aw.

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Man, that's a bummer.
Bummer.

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Which our shrinks rated

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at a pretty high 50.

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-Wow.
-What?!

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That is high.
That is pretty high.
Okay.

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And the second one is...

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...which our shrinks rated
only at a 31.

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Okay, so I'm going to show
each of you an event.
Those are weird ones.
Okay, so I'm going to show
each of you an event.
Those are weird ones.

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You just have to
determine if it falls

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above, below, or in between
the two cards

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that you see on the Index.

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Tahkyia,
you get to go first.

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Why, thank you.
Joe: Here we go.
Why, thank you.
Joe: Here we go.

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Let's get into it.

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Man: This is what
a cramp looks like.

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-Oh, my gosh!
-Oh, my God!

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What a what?

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A cramp.
It's a cramp.

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-Ohh!
-Oh, my gosh!

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Man: Oh, my God.

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It won't stop.
Oh, my God.
It won't stop.
Oh, my God.

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It's a cramp from Hell.

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Murr: I've never seen
anything like that.

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[ Audience groans ]

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I don't know,
come back to me

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when he has to endure this every
month for a week for 35 years.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Visually, it immediately
was jarring to me...
Yeah.

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...more so than I feel
the other two things were.

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You're working on
an ice sculpture,

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you probably put in a lot of
your time and effort into it,

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and then for it all
to be ruined,

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they put it pretty high
at a 50.

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That looked
really, really painful.

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I'm going to say it's above
the ice sculpture.

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I think
it's in between.

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Because there is
a physical pain,

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but it's a cramp,
after all.

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And cramps are limited in time
and do go away.

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I'm going to trust you guys
on this one.

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You're the experts.
I'm gonna go with in between.

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Alright. Alright.
Well, hold on
a second now, Tahkyia.
Alright. Alright.
Well, hold on
a second now, Tahkyia.

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[ Laughter ]

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Let's see
what our shrinks say.

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♪♪

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Ohh!

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Murr: Ohh!

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I hope -- Ooh.

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Come on.
Come on in between.

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Yeah!
Alright!

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You were right on that.

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The first, we got it.
Yay! Whoo!

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You just banked $500,

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and now you know
you have solid teammates.

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Yeah. Yeah.
There you go.
Yeah. Yeah.
There you go.

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Ryan and your team,
please check out this misery.

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[ Beeping ]
So, this guy's --
he's trying to park.
[ Beeping ]
So, this guy's --
he's trying to park.

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Q: Oh.
Murr: Ok-- Oh.

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Uh-oh. Oh, no.
But unfortunately...

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-Don't do that. Don't do that.
-...the boat's gone.

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-Don't try to stop it.
-No, no!

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Joe: It's a boat, sir.

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He's trying to stop
the boat.

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Q: And now he's gonna
bring the forklift.
Oh!

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Ryan: Where'd he go?
Now he'll get the forklift.

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Oh, the forklift.

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-Oh!
-Oh!

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Now the boat. Now the boat!

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Go back to the boat.
Now the boat! Now the boat!
Go back to the boat.
Now the boat! Now the boat!

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The boat's free!
Hurry up.

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Oh, my gosh.
Now the forklift!

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Oh, no!
Here it comes.
Oh, no!
Here it comes.

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Joe:
Turn around, sir!

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Uh...
Oh!

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Does nothing
have a brake?

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Q: [ Groans ]

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That was filmed
the day after

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marijuana became legal
in California.

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Right there.
That's it.

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I think none of them
are painful,

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except, possibly,
you might pull a muscle

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trying to save a boat,
save everything.

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I think it's higher.
I do.

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That's a lot of stupidity
going on there.

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There's so much work
put into the ice sculpture.

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It hurts so much,
all that effort. It melts.
Sure.

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So, now, for $500,
does "You can't park anything"

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land above, below,
or in between?

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Ryan?

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In between.

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Jameela:
You're saying it's in between.

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Right in between
the cheeks.

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Right in between.
Right in the middle
of those cheeks.

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Let's see what our shrinks say.
Good luck.

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Come on, Bubble Butt!

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Ryan: Come on!
Dubble Bubble Butt!
Ryan: Come on!
Dubble Bubble Butt!

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Dubble Bubble!

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Yeah, I think
you got it.

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Come on,
please, please, please.

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I think you got it.

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N-N-No!

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Okay, okay, okay.
It's all right.
Okay, okay, okay.
It's all right.

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That is incorrect,
but coming up,

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the money doubles
and so does the misery.

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And later,
one of these contestants

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will get a shot at $30,000.

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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♪♪

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[ Cheers and applause ]

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Welcome back to
"The Misery Index."

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Tahkyia has $500
and Ryan has zero,

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but there's lots more
humiliation to explore

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before one of them
plays for $30,000.

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That's a lot of
bubble gum.

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It's a lot of money.
Yeah.
It's a lot of money.
Yeah.

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Tonight, we have a very special
round of More or Less Miserable.

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All of our miseries will come
from that swampy appendage

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off the coast of America.

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It is the great state
of Florida.

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[ Laughter ]

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Hey,
Ryan's from Florida.

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Explains a lot.

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Okay, so, Ryan,

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I'm going to show you
two deeply traumatic events,

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and you just have to tell me
which is worse,

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according to our shrinks.
Okay.

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For $1,000, tell me

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which one
of these Flori-don'ts

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lands higher on
the Misery Index.

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Is it this?

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Sal: [ Laughing ]
Flori-don'ts.

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-Ohh.
-Oh, no.

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That's straight up Florida
if I ever seen it.

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Man: He touches...

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[ Audience groans ]
Oh. Oh, my gosh.

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It's gonna close!

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Q: Well, we know
where this is going.

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I don't know
if it's gonna happen.

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Man: If you touch something,
she's gonna close.

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[ Audience gasps ]
Ryan: Ooh! Was it gentle?
[ Audience gasps ]
Ryan: Ooh! Was it gentle?

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Man: Hey, Mikey!
Oh, no, no.

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Mike, come here!
Get on her back!

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Alright!

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[ Radio chatter ]

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-That's...
-Oh!

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Ryan: This is like --
Oh, my God.

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Man: Remember,
don't touch anything!

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[ Laughter ]

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Are we more afraid of him
or the alligator?

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Yeah.
[ Laughs ]

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Okay, so, Ryan,
is this more miserable?

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[ Beeping ]
He's been pulled over
by the police on a tractor.

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Officer: You know
you're in the road, right?

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Man:
[ Slurring ] Okay.

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You were. How much you
have to drink tonight?

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Oh, a couple. Yeah.
A couple?

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Alright. I think it was
a little more than couple.
Couple bottles.
Alright. I think it was
a little more than couple.
Couple bottles.

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Okay, I'm not gonna
lie to you.

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Yeah?

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Well,
where you headed?

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I'm just
going home.

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Going home? Well,
where are you coming from?

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My house.
[ Laughter ]

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So you came from your house
and you're headed to your house?

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Yeah.

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[ Laughter ]
Sal: So wholesome.
[ Laughter ]
Sal: So wholesome.

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Look at him on his
little lawn mower,

242
00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:24,777
pissed as a fart.

243
00:07:24,844 --> 00:07:26,012
Murr: There's no pain,
right?
Ryan: No.

244
00:07:26,078 --> 00:07:27,547
But it affects
his entire life.

245
00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,215
Getting a DUI
dramatically affects...

246
00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,017
That's true.
...his insurance,

247
00:07:31,083 --> 00:07:32,285
his ability to drive,

248
00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:34,053
his ability to get jobs in
the future, possibly.

249
00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,888
I don't think any of that
is a concern for that gentleman.

250
00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:37,657
I don't think so,
either.

251
00:07:37,723 --> 00:07:38,925
Oh, man, it's rough.

252
00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:40,593
'Cause everything
you're saying is correct.

253
00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:41,594
Makes sense.

254
00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:42,795
Out of the two,
if I got a DUI,

255
00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:44,130
it would ruin my life.
I would hate it.

256
00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:46,265
If I got bit by an alligator,
it'd suck, but it'd heal,

257
00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:47,400
or maybe get a cool hook
out of it.

258
00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:48,701
This is what I love
about Florida.

259
00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:50,503
You're like, "Oh, my hand gets
bit off by an alligator,

260
00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:51,604
I might get
a cool hook."

261
00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:53,573
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, you know.

262
00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:55,775
We all felt alligator
at first.

263
00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:57,577
We're probably wrong,
but go for it.

264
00:07:57,643 --> 00:08:00,980
Okay, so, Ryan, for $1,000,
which is more miserable?

265
00:08:01,047 --> 00:08:02,815
An alligator bites you
is way more miserable.

266
00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:04,183
Yeah. Alright.
I think that's it.
Jameela: Okay.
Yeah. Alright.
I think that's it.
Jameela: Okay.

267
00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:08,421
Let's first see where our
shrinks put the other choice.

268
00:08:08,487 --> 00:08:09,722
Okay.
63!

269
00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:11,624
I still think
you got it.
It's not low.

270
00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:14,060
Well, now let's see
if you're right.

271
00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:15,127
Come on, Ryan.
I still think you got it.

272
00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:17,029
Come on, buddy!

273
00:08:17,096 --> 00:08:18,531
-Ohh!
-Ohh!

274
00:08:18,598 --> 00:08:21,267
By one!
Jameela: Oh,
that was so close!
By one!
Jameela: Oh,
that was so close!

275
00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:22,535
Tahkyia, you're up.

276
00:08:22,602 --> 00:08:24,337
Okay, here we go,
Tahkyia.

277
00:08:24,403 --> 00:08:28,341
For $1,000, please tell me
which one of these big yikes

278
00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:30,409
ranks higher
on the Misery Index.

279
00:08:35,281 --> 00:08:36,549
Come on!

280
00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:37,917
His comment on it is...

281
00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:43,022
Okay, Tahkyia,

282
00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:45,124
would you say this is
more miserable instead?

283
00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:54,033
Oh, sure, Florida,
it was "the monkeys."

284
00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:56,035
Yeah, yeah.

285
00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:57,870
Who hasn't blamed it
on the monkey before?

286
00:08:57,937 --> 00:09:00,773
But emotionally,
that would mess you up,

287
00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:02,642
if you found out you married
your grandfather, so...

288
00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,110
Sal: Yeah,
they're both awful.

289
00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:06,012
The grandpa thing
is way more in your face.

290
00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:08,080
Well, the herpes is really
in the face.
Right!
Well, the herpes is really
in the face.
Right!

291
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,282
No, no,
but as you know --
And in the pants.

292
00:09:09,348 --> 00:09:11,050
Right.
[ Laughs ]

293
00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:12,285
Alright, so, Tahkyia,

294
00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:14,353
which is more miserable,
would you say?

295
00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:16,589
I'm going to say it is
way more miserable

296
00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,557
to get herpes from a monkey.

297
00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:20,226
Hopefully, the herpes
will bring us together, guys.

298
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,160
We're all thinking,
the same thing.

299
00:09:21,227 --> 00:09:22,495
Jameela:
Goddamn it, Florida.

300
00:09:22,561 --> 00:09:26,332
Let's first see where our
shrinks put the other choice.

301
00:09:26,399 --> 00:09:27,600
Oh, wow.
51.

302
00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,935
51 is so beatable.

303
00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:29,969
Admittedly, I thought
that would be higher.

304
00:09:30,036 --> 00:09:31,470
Wow.
Okay, now let's see

305
00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:32,905
if your choice
is correct.

306
00:09:32,972 --> 00:09:33,806
Joe: Whoo!

307
00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:35,641
Come on, monkey.
Let's go, monkey.

308
00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:36,742
Oh, let's go bananas!

309
00:09:36,809 --> 00:09:39,011
Yes! Yes! Yes!

310
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,446
Yes!

311
00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,715
Yes! We're going bananas!
Yeah! Whoo!

312
00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:43,849
Tahkyia, that is correct.

313
00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,218
You just won $1,000.

314
00:09:46,285 --> 00:09:47,653
Don't go anywhere,
because when we come back,

315
00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,854
someone is headed home

316
00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:53,826
and someone is moving on
for a shot at $30,000.

317
00:09:53,893 --> 00:09:57,330
[ Cheers and applause ]

318
00:09:59,465 --> 00:10:02,702
♪♪

319
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:05,271
Hello, and welcome back to
"The Misery Index."

320
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,907
It all comes down to
this one miserable event

321
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:11,644
to determine who is
the true Master of Misery

322
00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:14,113
moving on to play for their shot
at the grand prize.

323
00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:17,516
So, currently, Tahkyia is
way in the lead with $1,500,

324
00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:18,851
and Ryan has $0.

325
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:20,920
So, normally, in this round,
I would show you guys

326
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:22,588
a miserable clip
from the "Impractical Jokers,"

327
00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:24,390
and one of these
four beautiful boneheads

328
00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:25,691
would tell us about it

329
00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,259
before you guess where
it lands on the Index,

330
00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:29,829
and the closest guess
gets $2,000

331
00:10:29,895 --> 00:10:33,032
and will move on to play for
their shot at the grand prize.

332
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:34,834
Tonight, we're going
to do the same thing,

333
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:37,169
but instead with a miserable
clip from the Internet

334
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,971
in a game called
Behind the Misery.

335
00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,907
Please direct your attention
to the Traumatron.

336
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,609
Sal: Hmm.

337
00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:47,346
Jameela: So, we have a couple,
they're in a helicopter,

338
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:50,583
they're in midair.

339
00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:52,118
Now he's pulling out a box,

340
00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:53,719
and in that box is a ring,

341
00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:56,789
and he's proposing.

342
00:10:56,856 --> 00:10:58,357
Murr: Aww.
How sweet.

343
00:10:58,424 --> 00:11:01,627
Oh, no, he's throwing up
all over himself

344
00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:03,763
Oh, my goodness.
...in the middle of a proposal.

345
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:04,697
-Oh, my God.
-My God.

346
00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:06,265
This is so mortifying.

347
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:07,266
-What is he doing?
-Oh, my God.

348
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,801
He's really throwing up.

349
00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,503
She's reserving
judgment.

350
00:11:10,569 --> 00:11:12,838
Q: She hasn't
said yes yet.

351
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:14,473
I mean, that's wife material,
right there.

352
00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:16,609
She's stroking his back,
still holding the ring.

353
00:11:16,675 --> 00:11:19,011
Aw, the poor guy.

354
00:11:19,078 --> 00:11:20,780
Murr: Oh, my gosh!
Oh, no.

355
00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,181
Oh, I feel so bad!

356
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:25,051
Oh, this is exactly as
she'd always imagined it.

357
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,685
[ Laughter ]

358
00:11:28,287 --> 00:11:30,056
Oh, he's...
Happy ending!

359
00:11:30,122 --> 00:11:31,724
He still put it on.
Aww!

360
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,592
He looks so...

361
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:37,029
Aw!
Oh, he can't kiss her!

362
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:38,798
But he couldn't
even kiss her

363
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:40,266
because his mouth
was full of vomit,

364
00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:42,468
so he just went...

365
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,903
That's so gross.

366
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:45,438
Okay, well, guys,
we're very lucky,

367
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:47,406
'cause now here to tell us
how it went down

368
00:11:47,473 --> 00:11:50,376
are the stars of
that high-flying vom com.

369
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:53,245
Please give it up
for Darrell and Rheanna.

370
00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:54,380
[ Cheers and applause ]

371
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,149
-Hey, guys!
-Hello, Rheanna!

372
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:59,685
Yeah, I gotta tell you,
that was real cringe
to watch right now.

373
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:00,686
-Oh.
-Wow.

374
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,855
It all panned out, though.
She said yes.

375
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,323
Right?
Yeah, she did. Yes.
Right?
Yeah, she did. Yes.

376
00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,391
That's all
that matters, then.
Thank you.

377
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:06,859
This was something
that I just wanted

378
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:07,893
to make sure
that she'll remember

379
00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:08,861
for the rest
of her life.

380
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:09,895
So I made
that happen.

381
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:10,930
-Oh, yeah, you got it.
-Smashed it.

382
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:12,631
-You did it.
-It's a 10. Nailed it.

383
00:12:12,698 --> 00:12:15,401
I tried to hold it as long as
I could, as long as I could.

384
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,769
And I could start
to see the color

385
00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:18,571
draining from his face
as we were flying.

386
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:20,239
And then there was
just a point where I just

387
00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:22,141
pulled the ring out of
my pocket, and I thought...
And threw it at her.

388
00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,576
...if I just --
Yeah.

389
00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:25,845
I literally just, like,
tapped her on the shoulder,

390
00:12:25,911 --> 00:12:27,646
"Here. I can't --
Just, like, here."

391
00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:28,814
[ Laughter ]

392
00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:30,783
I have one last question.
It's important.

393
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:31,884
Gotcha.

394
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:34,720
Were you able to go into
like a receptacle,

395
00:12:34,787 --> 00:12:37,223
or was that just
on the plane floor?

396
00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:39,592
It was all over
the plane.
[ All groan ]

397
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:42,862
Yeah, so, it just, honestly,
went right in front of me.

398
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,297
Well, in sickness
and in health.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, in sickness
and in health.
Yeah, yeah.

399
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:46,932
It ended up being
a happy ending.

400
00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:48,734
-Great.
-Yay!

401
00:12:48,801 --> 00:12:49,668
Alright.

402
00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,937
Thank you, guys.

403
00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,672
Okay, contestants,
for $2,000,

404
00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:55,307
talk it through and lock in
where you think

405
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:56,876
"You throw up while proposing"

406
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,777
lands on the Misery Index.

407
00:12:58,844 --> 00:13:00,613
It's really
embarrassing.

408
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:02,715
There's no pain,
still pain.

409
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:04,416
For all intents
and purposes,

410
00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,418
ruined one of
the most important moments

411
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:07,553
of your entire life.

412
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:10,890
Okay, it's time to
lock in your answers.

413
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,491
[ Speaking indistinctly ]
...is gonna say 44.

414
00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,093
44?
Yeah, or 45.

415
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:18,030
Okay, everyone,
please lock in your answers.

416
00:13:18,097 --> 00:13:20,099
31. 31.
I feel it.
31. 31.
I feel it.

417
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,467
We're good.
We're good.

418
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,836
This is gonna give
you a whole range.
You know what I mean?

419
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,771
Okay.
We're waiting
on you, Jameela.
Okay.
We're waiting
on you, Jameela.

420
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,174
[ Laughter ]

421
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,575
"Where'd you go?"

422
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,743
[ Laughs ]

423
00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:33,179
Okay, so,
everyone is locked in.

424
00:13:33,245 --> 00:13:35,114
Let's see who has
mastered the misery

425
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,516
by being closest to
the correct answer.

426
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:39,618
Tahkyia, you said that

427
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:43,522
"You throw up while proposing"
lands at a...

428
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:44,990
48.

429
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:48,260
And, Ryan,
you said it was at a...

430
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,262
I bet it's gonna be close.
Ooh! A 31.

431
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,597
Not close at all.
I think you won.

432
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,466
This is it. Ryan, you need to
get this right to win.

433
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,902
Let's see
what our shrinks say.

434
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,771
Tahkyia: Whoo!
Let's go! Let's go!

435
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:00,272
I like it.
Come on, come on, come on.
I like it.
Come on, come on, come on.

436
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,575
-Come on, baby.
-Go, go, go, go, go!

437
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:05,444
[ Cheers and applause ]

438
00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:06,845
Jameela:
Tahkyia wins!

439
00:14:06,912 --> 00:14:08,314
And that means,
unfortunately,

440
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,549
we are going to have to
say goodbye to Ryan,

441
00:14:10,616 --> 00:14:12,251
but Tahkyia is moving on

442
00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:14,920
and will be playing
for the $30,000 grand prize,

443
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:16,021
right after this.

444
00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:17,590
Don't go anywhere.

445
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,859
[ Cheers and applause ]

446
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:26,699
[ Cheers and applause ]

447
00:14:26,765 --> 00:14:28,601
Welcome back to
"The Misery Index."

448
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:30,836
Tahkyia has chosen Sal
to assist her

449
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,871
in the grand prize
final round.
Give it here.

450
00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:37,042
It is the $30,000
Margin of Misery.

451
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:40,379
[ Thunder crashes ]

452
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,248
Okay, so, Tahkyia,
if you win it all,

453
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:43,782
what are you planning
to spend your money on?

454
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:45,050
I'm planning
to move out of

455
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,219
my shoebox of an apartment
with my young son

456
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,621
so that he can have
a bigger space

457
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:50,122
to put all his toys
on the floor.

458
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,024
Joe: There you go.
Amazing. Aww.

459
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,192
There you go.
What a nice mum.

460
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,393
Alright, so, Tahkyia,

461
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:56,095
I'm going to show you
three terrible events

462
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:57,830
worth $5,000, $10,000,
and $15,000,

463
00:14:57,896 --> 00:15:00,165
and after each one,
you will place a range finder

464
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,568
where you think it lands
on the Misery Index.

465
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:06,105
But, as the money gets bigger,
the range finder gets smaller.

466
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:07,239
Are you ready to play?

467
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:08,440
Yes,
I am ready to play.

468
00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:11,143
Joe: Yeah!
There we go!

469
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,144
Come on.

470
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,747
Then let's
get miserable.

471
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:17,883
[ Dramatic music plays ]

472
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:20,185
So, your first event
is worth $5,000,

473
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:21,453
and it has a range of
30 points.

474
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,822
Please take a look at this.

475
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:32,031
"He said that the saffron color
of the building

476
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,399
caused the confusion.

477
00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:36,268
Saffron is associated
with Hindu religious beliefs."

478
00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,470
Basically, they were praying
to the porcelain god.

479
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:40,105
Yeah.
[ Laughs ]

480
00:15:40,172 --> 00:15:41,907
Much like
our proposal earlier.

481
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,310
Yeah, there's no
physical pain here.

482
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:46,912
It's emotional,
right?
Emotionally,
you might be embarrassed.
It's emotional,
right?
Emotionally,
you might be embarrassed.

483
00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:48,647
You would worry
that maybe it was like

484
00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,082
a year
of wasted prayers,

485
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,917
just wondering why none of
your prayers are coming true.

486
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,319
A year.
They did it for a year.

487
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:54,720
That's important to me.
Uh-huh.
That's important to me.
Uh-huh.

488
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,255
I think it touches on trauma
and emotion.

489
00:15:56,322 --> 00:15:57,623
No pain.
Yeah.

490
00:15:57,690 --> 00:16:00,993
I don't know, I'm thinking maybe
like high 30s to high 60s?

491
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,161
Low 30s, 35.

492
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:03,829
Okay,
within a range of 30.

493
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,699
Your time starts now.

494
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:08,901
You wanna come up
33 to 63.

495
00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,836
I like that.
[ Speaking indistinctly ]

496
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:11,837
You like 33 to 63?

497
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:15,941
Five, four,
three, two, one.

498
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:16,975
Lock in.

499
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:17,876
Okay! I like it.
I like it.

500
00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,912
I like it.
It's good.
I like it.
It's good.

501
00:16:19,978 --> 00:16:23,215
Alright, for $5,000,
let's see where it lands.

502
00:16:23,282 --> 00:16:25,851
There's so much at stake, Sal.
-Alright. Come on, Tahkyia.

503
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,086
There's so much
at stake!

504
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,420
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on!

505
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:31,523
Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!

506
00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:32,358
Stop, stop!

507
00:16:32,424 --> 00:16:34,293
Yeah!
Whoo!

508
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,595
[ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah!

509
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,231
Well done, Tahkyia.
You just earned yourself $5,000.

510
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,767
Whoo!

511
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,202
Do you want more?
Let's go!
Do you want more?
Let's go!

512
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:46,071
Okay. So, this next event
is worth $10,000 this time,

513
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,006
and you will have
a range of 20 points.

514
00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:49,274
Please take a look.

515
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,550
Murr: Wow! Wow!

516
00:16:58,617 --> 00:17:00,519
This is absolutely
mortifying.

517
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,121
Right? I mean...
Yeah, this is bad.
This is bad.
Right? I mean...
Yeah, this is bad.
This is bad.

518
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:05,924
He's supposed to be someone
of great moral code, right?

519
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:07,793
Worse yet, it was during
a class field trip.

520
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,128
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

521
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,296
And, I mean, his career,
it's over.
Yeah, no pain.
And, I mean, his career,
it's over.
Yeah, no pain.

522
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,132
Everything else, off the charts,
in my opinion.
Yeah.

523
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,968
Everybody that knows him
in every facet of his life

524
00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,970
is going to be judging him
for every element of this.

525
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:19,037
This is a rough one.

526
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:20,472
What are you thinking?
What are you feeling?

527
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,408
I would be completely devastated
with the situation right here,

528
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,576
so I'm thinking that this is
a little higher for me.

529
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:25,978
I-I agree,
and I'm feeling like

530
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:28,914
maybe 60 to 80 range,
65 to 85?

531
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,015
-Yep.
-Yep.

532
00:17:30,082 --> 00:17:31,583
Plus, they made him
move to Florida.

533
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,152
Yeah.
[ Laughter ]

534
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,254
Jameela: Okay,
so within range of 20.

535
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,389
Your 10 seconds
starts now.

536
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:40,192
63 to 83.

537
00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,461
62...to 82.

538
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:45,497
Five, four,
three, two, one.
62 to 82?

539
00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:46,331
Okay.
I like it.

540
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,500
Lock it. Okay.

541
00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:49,601
I like it.

542
00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:51,503
This is for $10,000.

543
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,473
Where did our shrinks rate it
on the Misery Index?

544
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:56,508
Joe: You got it.
You got it!

545
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,876
Murr: Oh, my Lord.

546
00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,912
[ Laughs ]
We need him right now.

547
00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:01,980
Come on.
Please get up there now.

548
00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,248
Go, go, go, go!
Can you just get up there?

549
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:05,050
Please get up there!
Please get up there!

550
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:06,485
Yeah!
Ohhh!

551
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:09,388
Yes! Yes! Yes!

552
00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,023
They needed the 2!

553
00:18:11,089 --> 00:18:12,391
They needed the 2!
Oh, my God!

554
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:13,725
-Tahkyia, that is correct.
-Oh, my God!

555
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:17,095
You are playing a perfect game,
and you just won $10,000.

556
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:17,963
[ Cheers and applause ]

557
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,398
We going
to the strip club!

558
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:22,000
We're going to
the strip club.
Whoooooo!

559
00:18:22,067 --> 00:18:24,870
So, here we go.
Our final Misery.

560
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,873
And this one
is worth 15 grand.

561
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,708
And this time, you're going
to have to get it

562
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,010
within a range of
only 10 points.

563
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,045
Are you ready?

564
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,079
Oh, I'm ready.
I'm ready. Let's go.

565
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:35,814
Okay.
Let's go.

566
00:18:35,881 --> 00:18:37,249
Good luck.

567
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:38,650
Please take a look
at this.

568
00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:43,055
Okay, so, have
a little look at those.

569
00:18:43,121 --> 00:18:44,723
I think they're goats?

570
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:45,924
Okay, those are like...

571
00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:46,959
Keep an eye on them.

572
00:18:47,025 --> 00:18:49,328
They're little goats.
Does? Goats.

573
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:50,596
Oh, no.

574
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:51,697
They're just --
[ All groan ]

575
00:18:51,763 --> 00:18:52,831
Oh! Oh, no!

576
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:55,701
That was unexpected,
wasn't it?

577
00:18:55,767 --> 00:18:58,136
Ohh!
That's a woman.
Ohh!
That's a woman.

578
00:18:58,203 --> 00:18:59,838
If you thought that was weird
for us to see,

579
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,206
can you imagine
being the goats?

580
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:02,741
[ Laughter ]

581
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:03,842
So, it happened
in Australia.

582
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,344
The person was
eventually rescued.

583
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:07,079
That's a re-occurring nightmare
to people.

584
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,515
It is to me.
Did I say too much?

585
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:11,416
That was really bad.
That was hard to watch.

586
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:12,718
Yeah, it was.
That was really hard.
Right?

587
00:19:12,784 --> 00:19:14,987
Emotional and really
long-term traumatic.

588
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:18,757
I'm thinking maybe
like 86 to 96,

589
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:19,691
something like that.

590
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:20,792
Ooh, guys,
what do you think?

591
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,761
No, they don't like it.
I think it's 79 to 89.
No, they don't like it.
I think it's 79 to 89.

592
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,196
Really?
Yeah, I don't think it's 90.

593
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,898
I'm doing a straight-up
80 to 90.

594
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:27,232
82.
That's how I feel.

595
00:19:27,299 --> 00:19:28,233
You feel like
it's gonna be an 82?

596
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,301
Yeah.
That's how I feel.

597
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,236
Alright,
within a range of 10.

598
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,872
This is it.
Your 10 seconds starts now.

599
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,874
[ Audience cheering ]

600
00:19:35,941 --> 00:19:38,911
♪♪

601
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:43,282
Five, four,
three, two, one.

602
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,316
Lock in!

603
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:46,084
Alright, we did the best
that we could.

604
00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:47,619
Everyone's coming down.

605
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:48,820
We're huddled around you.

606
00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,189
Tahkyia, I want this
so much for you.

607
00:19:51,256 --> 00:19:52,391
Good luck.

608
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:56,361
For $15,000,
let's see what our shrinks say.

609
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,096
Come on.
Come on, everybody. Come on!

610
00:19:58,163 --> 00:20:00,165
[ Cheers and applause ]
Here we go!
Here we go!

611
00:20:00,232 --> 00:20:01,233
Come on.
You got it.

612
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,367
There we go.
There we go.

613
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:05,270
Come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on!

614
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:06,772
That's fine.
It's on that cliff.

615
00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:08,840
Let's go!
Let's go!
Keep on moving.

616
00:20:08,907 --> 00:20:10,542
There you go!
There you go!

617
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,177
Come on!
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

618
00:20:12,244 --> 00:20:13,645
[ Cheers and applause ]

619
00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,147
[ Bell dinging ]

620
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,214
Aah!

621
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:18,116
Jameela: You just played
a perfect game.

622
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:19,217
Well done.

623
00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:22,054
Murr: Oh, my God!
You won a perfect game!

624
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:26,091
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, my God!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Oh, my God!

625
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:29,428
It gives me great pleasure to
tell you that that is correct,

626
00:20:29,494 --> 00:20:30,429
and congratulations,

627
00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:34,533
'cause you're going home
with $33,500!

628
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,434
[ Laughs ]

629
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:36,835
♪♪

630
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,070
Thank you so much!

631
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:39,338
Well done!

632
00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,639
So, that'll do it
for "The Misery Index."

633
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:41,974
I'm Jameela Jamil,

634
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,977
and from me and the Tenderloins
and Tahkyia, good night.

635
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:48,080
♪♪

636
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:49,081
Amazing.

637
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,215
-Hey, you did great.
-Thank you.

638
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:52,918
Thank you!
Whoo!

639
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,353
[ Cheers and applause continue ]

640
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,288
No, me, too.
[ Speaking indistinctly ]

641
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:57,422
I will remember you guys.

642
00:20:57,489 --> 00:20:58,857
Thank you from
the bottom of my heart.

643
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,426
♪♪