1 00:00:03,269 --> 00:00:06,239 Welcome to "The Misery Index," where misery loves company. 2 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:07,741 -Yeah! Yeah! -Yeah! 3 00:00:07,807 --> 00:00:09,442 Jameela: We have scoured the globe 4 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,778 for the world's most miserable true stories, 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,813 then asked a panel of respected psychologists 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,616 to rate those stories based on three pillars of misery -- 7 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:18,451 physical pain, emotional trauma, 8 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,520 and long-term psychological impact. 9 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:22,789 The higher the combined misery, 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,557 the higher it lands on our Misery Index. 11 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:25,925 Oh! Oh, my God! 12 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:27,894 Our two contestants must try and decide 13 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,930 how those events were rated for a chance at our grand prize 14 00:00:30,997 --> 00:00:33,099 of $30,000. 15 00:00:33,166 --> 00:00:35,034 You're about to win some money! 16 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:36,736 So, let's get miserable. 17 00:00:36,803 --> 00:00:39,072 [ Cheers and applause ] 18 00:00:39,139 --> 00:00:43,476 ♪♪ 19 00:00:43,543 --> 00:00:45,044 Hello. I am Jameela Jamil, 20 00:00:45,111 --> 00:00:46,846 and welcome to "The Misery Index." 21 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:50,016 Tonight, we have two very miserable contestants -- 22 00:00:50,083 --> 00:00:53,453 Zoe Stoller, who once found dozens of her boss' 23 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,755 personal dick pics... Man: Oh! 24 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:57,524 ...and Jacques Granville, 25 00:00:57,590 --> 00:01:00,794 who once had a first kiss interrupted by bird poop. 26 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:01,961 Man #2: Oh! 27 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:04,330 And now from truTV's hit "Impractical Jokers," 28 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,733 give it up for the Tenderloins, Sal, Joe, Q, and Murr. 29 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,270 Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] Yeah! [ Cheers and applause ] 30 00:01:10,336 --> 00:01:11,671 Murr: Come on! 31 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,207 -Good to see you. -Hello. How are you? I'm Brian. 32 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:16,242 [ Indistinct conversations ] 33 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:18,378 Yeah! Yeah, y'all! 34 00:01:18,445 --> 00:01:19,979 Yeah! 35 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:21,181 Yeah, that's right! 36 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,316 All right, all right. All right. Jameela: Okay. 37 00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:25,084 Bird shit. Go. 38 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:27,387 I was out on a date, and at the end of the night, 39 00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:29,055 you know when the feeling's right... Jameela: Mm-hmm. you know when the feeling's right... Jameela: Mm-hmm. 40 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,690 ...and you reach in for that kiss? 41 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:33,560 Well, she lived underneath some scaffolding. 42 00:01:33,626 --> 00:01:36,663 And, lo and behold, there were some birds taking a nest. 43 00:01:36,729 --> 00:01:39,466 And right as I'm going in for the kiss, 44 00:01:39,532 --> 00:01:44,037 I feel this splotch slowly drip off my face. 45 00:01:44,103 --> 00:01:47,073 And as I go forward, I open my eyes, and I realize, 46 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:50,810 "Oh, there's bird shit all over my mouth and her mouth." 47 00:01:50,877 --> 00:01:52,979 That's some aim for that bird, though. Right on the mouth. 48 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,881 That's an extra point. That's good aim. Perfect aim. 49 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:57,917 Zoe, dick pics. Go. 50 00:01:57,984 --> 00:02:01,020 Yes. At this job that I worked at a while ago, 51 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:03,990 I was in charge of organizing our company Dropbox. 52 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:07,260 So I went through it, and I found an unmarked folder 53 00:02:07,327 --> 00:02:09,395 that I unfortunately double-clicked on. 54 00:02:09,462 --> 00:02:12,532 And I was met with hundreds of pictures... Hundreds? And I was met with hundreds of pictures... Hundreds? 55 00:02:12,599 --> 00:02:16,436 ...of penises that were attached to my boss. 56 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:17,871 I think you should have shown him the pics 57 00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,305 and told him you also wanted a raise. 58 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:21,074 [ Laughter ] 59 00:02:21,140 --> 00:02:24,143 Okay, well, guys, please behold the keeper 60 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:27,280 of all things miserable. It is the Traumatron. 61 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:30,483 -Ooh. -Ooh. 62 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,886 The name of our first game is Misery Lane. 63 00:02:32,952 --> 00:02:35,221 I'm gonna put two misery markers on the Index, 64 00:02:35,288 --> 00:02:37,524 and the first one is... 65 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:40,293 stripper steals your life savings, 66 00:02:40,360 --> 00:02:43,463 which our shrinks put at an 83. 67 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:44,898 -Yeah. -Wow. Yeah. 68 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:46,933 And the second one is... 69 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,536 you break both arms voguing. 70 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,037 Murr: What?! 71 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:52,272 How is that even possible? 72 00:02:52,338 --> 00:02:57,143 Which our shrinks rated at a 67. 73 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:59,212 Okay, well, I'm going to show each of you an event. 74 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,014 You don't have to tell me the exact number. 75 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,316 You just have to determine if it falls above, 76 00:03:03,383 --> 00:03:04,717 below, or in between 77 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,519 the two cards that are on the Index. 78 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,488 Zoe, you get to go first. 79 00:03:08,555 --> 00:03:09,522 Here we go. 80 00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:11,124 Please check out this misery. 81 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:14,294 Zoe: Oh. It's not starting off well. 82 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,996 Surgery. Q: I never like when it's like this. 83 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:18,498 What are they pulling out of there? 84 00:03:18,565 --> 00:03:19,966 What are they gonna pull out? 85 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,467 What are they getting out? 86 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,303 -Oh! Oh, God. -Ohh! 87 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,638 What?! 88 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,173 Oh, my God! 89 00:03:27,240 --> 00:03:29,609 Zoe: Oh, my God! 90 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:30,977 Ah! 91 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,714 I'm excited to tell you quite how horrifying this is. 92 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:37,417 This person fell asleep outside, 93 00:03:37,483 --> 00:03:39,919 and a snake... Snake?! 94 00:03:39,986 --> 00:03:43,823 ...climbed into her mouth and went down her throat. 95 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:44,958 Jacques: How did she not wake up? 96 00:03:45,024 --> 00:03:46,426 How heavy of a sleeper are you? 97 00:03:46,492 --> 00:03:47,727 Literally, literally. 98 00:03:47,794 --> 00:03:50,597 What REM cycle are you at that you don't feel a... 99 00:03:50,663 --> 00:03:53,600 Oh, my God. Not only would I never sleep outside again, 100 00:03:53,666 --> 00:03:55,001 I might not ever sleep again. 101 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,070 Right. You'd fear sleep. And you have to sleep every night. 102 00:03:57,136 --> 00:03:58,805 That's a fact. Literally I would have to, like, sleep with, 103 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:00,239 like, the mask, like, on my face. 104 00:04:00,306 --> 00:04:01,641 But then, like, it could crawl through a different orifice. 105 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,109 Right. You got to watch your ear holes. Right? 106 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:04,844 And you know what hole. There's no mask for that. 107 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,145 There's no mask for that hole. 108 00:04:06,212 --> 00:04:07,981 So you got to watch that, too. Every hole's open. 109 00:04:08,047 --> 00:04:09,616 I get you. I'm with you. I think it's over. 110 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:11,417 Yes. 111 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:12,785 I'm gonna say "a snake slithers 112 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:14,854 inside of you" goes above. We'll see. 113 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:18,057 You are saying it is above. 83 is high. 114 00:04:18,124 --> 00:04:19,626 But let's see what our shrinks say. 115 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:21,561 I think you're right. Every time I walk into a strip club, I think you're right. Every time I walk into a strip club, 116 00:04:21,628 --> 00:04:22,895 I assume that's gonna happen. Right? 117 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:23,896 It's not like it's a surprise. 118 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,765 Okay. No, no, no, no. Other way. 119 00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:27,300 Trauma. Traumatic. 120 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:28,635 Come on. Come on. 121 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:30,103 Yes! 122 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:31,938 Yes! Yes! 123 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,807 You just banked $500. 124 00:04:34,874 --> 00:04:36,943 Zoe: Fastest $500 I've ever made. 125 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:38,344 Okay, Jacques, you're up. 126 00:04:38,411 --> 00:04:40,279 Let's see what you've got. You and your team, 127 00:04:40,346 --> 00:04:41,414 please check out this misery. 128 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:46,786 So just keep an eye on them. There's one guy over here. 129 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:47,987 And he gets... 130 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,322 -Ooh! -Ohh! 131 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:50,957 Jameela: ...smacked in the face. 132 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,992 Wow. And he's just spinning. 133 00:04:53,059 --> 00:04:58,431 Okay, now, this is the guy that comes to save his life. 134 00:04:58,498 --> 00:04:59,899 -He's knocked out cold. -Is he knocked out? 135 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,168 Jameela: Absolutely unconscious and so, therefore, 136 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,037 unable to launch his own parachute. 137 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:06,339 And someone else is able to launch it. 138 00:05:06,406 --> 00:05:08,174 -Oh, my God. Thank God. -Wow! 139 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,909 Good for that guy. That could have ended really horribly. 140 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,612 One of the jumper's femurs knocked out 141 00:05:12,679 --> 00:05:16,315 the other guy's head at 200 miles per hour. 142 00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:17,950 I have to think that this is 143 00:05:18,017 --> 00:05:20,019 more traumatic than anything we've seen possibly. 144 00:05:20,086 --> 00:05:21,521 I would go above. That's what I would do. 145 00:05:21,587 --> 00:05:22,822 I agree with Sal. 146 00:05:22,889 --> 00:05:24,290 I mean, this is life or death, 147 00:05:24,357 --> 00:05:26,526 and this is... If you have no life, 148 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,261 it doesn't matter about life saving. Yes. 149 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:30,430 But you still wake up with your life savings. 150 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:32,198 You haven't lost that yet. You still got the life savings. 151 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,233 He did survive. It's a near-death, though. 152 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,869 And I think it's because that it's near death, 153 00:05:36,936 --> 00:05:39,405 it would be more so, like, in the middle, 154 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:40,840 because it's not as bad 155 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,376 as a stripper taking everything you got. 156 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:45,845 Are you suggesting that a stripper taking all your money 157 00:05:45,912 --> 00:05:47,714 is worse than being knocked out, 158 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:49,882 unable to launch your own parachute? 159 00:05:49,949 --> 00:05:52,351 Yeah, the parachute still worked. 160 00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:53,686 Ah, man! 161 00:05:53,753 --> 00:05:56,122 The last thing he saw was a kick. Pow! Right. The last thing he saw was a kick. Pow! Right. 162 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:59,192 I've got to say, it's gonna land in the middle. 163 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:00,359 Jameela: Okay. Okay. 164 00:06:00,426 --> 00:06:02,628 Let's see what our shrinks say. 165 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:03,763 -Come on, shrinks. -Good luck. 166 00:06:04,363 --> 00:06:05,531 Joe: Here we go. 167 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:07,500 Come on. Sal: Stuck in the middle with you. 168 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:09,902 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 169 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:12,505 Come back! Yeah! Oh, my God! 170 00:06:12,572 --> 00:06:14,140 Yes! I can't believe it. 171 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,141 Yeah! 172 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,776 I take that back. 173 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:19,746 You just banked $500. 174 00:06:19,812 --> 00:06:21,714 Coming up, the money doubles, but so does the misery. 175 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,750 And later, one of these contestants 176 00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:26,385 will get a shot at $30,000. 177 00:06:26,452 --> 00:06:28,488 [ Cheers and applause ] 178 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:33,025 [ Cheers and applause ] 179 00:06:33,092 --> 00:06:35,228 Hello, and welcome back to "The Misery Index." 180 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:38,564 So Zoe has $500, and Jacques also has $500, 181 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:41,167 but there's lots more humiliation to explore 182 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,736 before one of them plays for 30 grand. 183 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,139 -All right. -Whoo! 184 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:49,509 The name of our next game is More or Less Miserable, 185 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:51,244 so, Jacques, this time, you are up. 186 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,713 I'm going to show you two deeply traumatic events, 187 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:54,947 and you just have to tell me 188 00:06:55,014 --> 00:06:57,183 which is worse according to our shrinks. 189 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,185 So for $1,000, tell me which 190 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:03,289 one of these predicaments lands higher on the Misery Index. 191 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:05,691 Is it this? 192 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:08,261 "Man, 25, is allergic to ejaculating 193 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:11,664 and has flu-like symptoms with every orgasm." 194 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:12,799 Poor guy. 195 00:07:12,865 --> 00:07:14,734 It is actually a legitimate syndrome. 196 00:07:14,801 --> 00:07:17,136 It's called post-orgasmic illness syndrome. 197 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:18,571 Wow. POIS? 198 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:20,339 POIS. 199 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:21,307 The boy's got POIS. 200 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:22,642 Zoe: Whew! 201 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,044 Jameela: He dreads climaxing because when he does, 202 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,046 the symptoms last one to two weeks. 203 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,614 Ooh! Wow. Ooh! Wow. 204 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:30,650 I think it's an amazing excuse for getting out of sex. 205 00:07:30,716 --> 00:07:33,486 What are some of the best excuses we have used? 206 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:36,522 Look at us. Look at us. We've never used an excuse. 207 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:37,790 I've never had an opportunity 208 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:39,926 to turn down sex in my entire life. 209 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,027 What are you talking about? 210 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:42,528 [ Laughter ] 211 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:46,032 Jacques, or is this more miserable? 212 00:07:46,098 --> 00:07:48,601 "Dad who lost his penis to blood infection 213 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:51,003 has a new one built on his arm." 214 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:53,105 Basically, he suffered a blood infection 215 00:07:53,172 --> 00:07:54,907 that caused his penis to fall off. 216 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:57,476 He was then without a penis for two years. 217 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:00,413 He was referred to a -- and this is a real job -- 218 00:08:00,479 --> 00:08:01,948 a penis master... 219 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:03,683 which I thought was my job. 220 00:08:03,749 --> 00:08:05,685 [ Laughter ] 221 00:08:05,751 --> 00:08:08,454 Alone, these two are pretty bad. Sal: They are. Alone, these two are pretty bad. Sal: They are. 222 00:08:08,521 --> 00:08:11,724 The organism -- He's allergic to his own body, right? 223 00:08:11,791 --> 00:08:14,694 Yeah. And will experience the joys of orgasm. Yeah. And will experience the joys of orgasm. 224 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,195 Emotionally that would hurt. 225 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:17,997 Like, every time you have an orgasm, 226 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:19,899 you get allergic, you're sick for two weeks. 227 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:21,601 We've all dealt with the flu. It's terrible. 228 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:24,136 But some people only like to have sexual encounters 229 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:26,105 every once in a while. Maybe he could put up with that. 230 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,641 This guy does have the appendage growing on his arm, 231 00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:30,409 which sets him apart from every other person 232 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:31,878 on the planet, I think. 233 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:33,079 And I think I'm gonna go with you -- 234 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:35,448 Penis on your arm is a lot worse. 235 00:08:35,514 --> 00:08:37,283 Jameela: Okay. All right, all right. Jameela: Okay. All right, all right. 236 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,218 Let's see where our shrinks put the other choice, though. 237 00:08:39,285 --> 00:08:41,287 I think you got it, buddy. Jacques: Come on, baby. I think you got it, buddy. Jacques: Come on, baby. 238 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:42,521 -Whoa! -Oh, okay. 239 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:43,956 Jameela: Okay, 71. 240 00:08:44,023 --> 00:08:45,791 That is what you're going to have to beat. 241 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:49,161 Let's see if you are correct. Good luck. 242 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:52,064 This is a somewhat normal life. 243 00:08:52,131 --> 00:08:53,666 The arm... Yes! Yes! 244 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:54,667 Yes! 245 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:55,735 That is correct. 246 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:57,703 You just won yourself $1,000. 247 00:08:57,770 --> 00:08:59,071 Jacques: Yes! Yes! 248 00:08:59,138 --> 00:09:01,073 Okay, Zoe, $1,000, tell me 249 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:03,809 which one of these public poundings ranks higher 250 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:06,412 on the Misery Index? Is it this? 251 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:12,752 -Ooh! -Ow! 252 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:14,420 Oh! Oh! Joe: Ooh! 253 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,789 It's like "The Shining." Yeah. Literally. It's like "The Shining." Yeah. Literally. 254 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:20,426 That is called a grocery aisle falls on you. 255 00:09:20,493 --> 00:09:22,328 Or, Zoe, is this more miserable? 256 00:09:23,596 --> 00:09:27,600 "Man sucker-punched because he looks like Shia LaBeouf." 257 00:09:27,667 --> 00:09:28,768 [ Laughter ] 258 00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:31,037 "All I heard was," he says, "this is 259 00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:33,706 because you look exactly like Shia LaBeouf." 260 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:37,276 So the guy knew he wasn't, in fact, Shia LaBeouf 261 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,278 and punched him in the face anyway. 262 00:09:39,345 --> 00:09:40,713 All right. Wow. 263 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,848 The last Indiana Jones movie pissed me off, too. 264 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,150 Yeah. So I get it. Yeah. So I get it. 265 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:45,618 [ Laughs ] You get punched 266 00:09:45,685 --> 00:09:46,819 'cause you look like Shia LaBeouf. 267 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:48,587 Yes, both of these are really sad, 268 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:49,889 and both are very painful. 269 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,325 Being beaten up for looking like Shia LaBeouf, 270 00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:55,227 it's like a curse on his face, like, forever. 271 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:56,529 The grocery aisle falling on you 272 00:09:56,595 --> 00:09:58,197 can only happen when you're in a grocery aisle. 273 00:09:58,264 --> 00:09:59,565 Yes. You're always walking around with your face. 274 00:09:59,632 --> 00:10:00,800 It's true. So you always could be punch. It's true. So you always could be punch. 275 00:10:00,866 --> 00:10:01,934 It is so true. Agreed. 276 00:10:02,001 --> 00:10:03,502 Yeah, I go Shia. Yeah. Oh, yeah. 277 00:10:03,569 --> 00:10:05,237 So I'm gonna say being beaten up 278 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,273 for looking like Shia LaBeouf is worse. 279 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,674 Let's see. We agree. Let's see. We agree. 280 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:11,610 Let's first see where our shrinks put the other choice. 281 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,112 Got to be in the 40s, right? 282 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:15,214 53. Easily beatable. 283 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:18,284 Now it is time to see if your choice is correct. 284 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,352 Good luck. 285 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:21,153 An assault is traumatic. Let's go, let's go. An assault is traumatic. Let's go, let's go. 286 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,555 Oh, so -- Yeah! 287 00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:24,390 Yes! Yeah! 288 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,392 You just won $1,000. 289 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,761 They're both playing a perfect game. 290 00:10:28,828 --> 00:10:30,529 Don't go anywhere, 'cause when we come back, 291 00:10:30,596 --> 00:10:31,964 someone is headed home, 292 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:36,135 and someone is moving on for a shot at $30,000. 293 00:10:36,202 --> 00:10:37,837 -Yes! -Yes! 294 00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:39,005 [ Cheers and applause ] 295 00:10:41,707 --> 00:10:44,243 [ Cheers and applause ] 296 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:45,845 Welcome back to "The Misery Index." 297 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:48,614 It all comes down to this one miserable event 298 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:52,051 to determine who is the true master of misery 299 00:10:52,118 --> 00:10:55,121 moving on to play for their shot at the grand prize. 300 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,256 So Zoe has $1,500, 301 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,259 and Jacques also has $1,500. 302 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,161 Tonight, you're going to have to rate the misery 303 00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:05,464 based solely on what you hear. So that means no video 304 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,900 until after you have already locked in your scores 305 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:09,668 'cause I'm evil. 306 00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,103 You are. I think it's these two. 307 00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:14,206 So whoever's closest to our shrinks' score wins the round. 308 00:11:14,273 --> 00:11:18,110 So let's play The Sound of Misery. 309 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,311 [ Cheers and applause ] 310 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:20,346 All right. 311 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,214 Jameela: Have a listen. 312 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:25,551 Young woman: No. 313 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,057 No, no, no. I'm not ready for this. 314 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:32,591 Man: You're not ready? 315 00:11:32,658 --> 00:11:34,060 All right. On the count of three. 316 00:11:34,126 --> 00:11:36,028 One... [ Crying ] Okay. Hold on. 317 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:38,497 Murr: Edge of a cliff? Bungee jumping. 318 00:11:38,564 --> 00:11:39,765 Bungee jumping? 319 00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:42,968 Don't touch me! Man: I'm not gonna hurt you. Don't touch me! Man: I'm not gonna hurt you. 320 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,604 I just feel like there's 50 on my neck. 321 00:11:45,671 --> 00:11:46,605 Murr: 50? 322 00:11:46,672 --> 00:11:48,474 Zoe: Oh, God. 323 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,276 So, guys, tell me, what do you think this is? 324 00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:52,945 I'm thinking there's some kind of, like, bug on her. 325 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,713 Maybe like a snake, like, something. 326 00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,048 But it's not, like, destroying her. 327 00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,116 It's just, like, physically on her. 328 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,584 And it's terrifying. 329 00:11:58,651 --> 00:11:59,685 Jacques, what are you thinking? 330 00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:01,053 I'm thinking she fell in, 331 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,123 like, a thorn bush, or like, a porcupine, 332 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:06,425 and her dad's trying to pluck them out, 333 00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:09,328 and she's just sobbing and crying, and she's a mess. 334 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,031 So now for $2,000, talk it through and lock in 335 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:15,701 where you think this awful audio lands on the Misery Index. 336 00:12:15,768 --> 00:12:17,136 It's gonna be from the perspective of the person, 337 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:18,370 you have to imagine, right? Right. 338 00:12:18,437 --> 00:12:20,306 So they're having a terrible time. 339 00:12:20,372 --> 00:12:21,674 Oh, it's the person's perspective. Okay. 340 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:23,242 We've burned by these a couple times. 341 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,144 We went a little high, and it was low. 342 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,279 So far, they've haven't been crazy traumatic. 343 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,681 Jameela: All right, everyone. 344 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:31,350 I'm going to need you to lock in your answers. 345 00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,353 You haven't been wrong yet, so... 346 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:37,523 Before we reveal our scores, let's take a look at the video 347 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,525 behind this miserable audio clip. 348 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:43,462 -Oh, oh! -That's what that was! 349 00:12:43,529 --> 00:12:44,697 Joe: It's a bush. 350 00:12:44,763 --> 00:12:46,966 Murr: So it is a thorn. It is thorns. 351 00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:49,168 [ Gasps ] Oh, no. Sal: Cactus. [ Gasps ] Oh, no. Sal: Cactus. 352 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:52,104 Oh, no! Cactus! 353 00:12:52,171 --> 00:12:53,772 Oh, my God. 354 00:12:53,839 --> 00:12:55,975 It's the plant version of a porcupine. 355 00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:58,744 You were on the right track with that porcupine, yeah. 356 00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,212 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 357 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:01,514 Oh! 358 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:02,781 Joe: I like that number. 359 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,383 I like that number. Yes. 360 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,552 Got to go with the one he choose. 361 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:08,921 Jacques, well done. You called that correctly. 362 00:13:08,988 --> 00:13:11,056 Okay, so now that we've seen the video, 363 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,491 let's see who's mastered the misery 364 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:15,327 by being the closest to the correct answer. 365 00:13:15,394 --> 00:13:20,299 Zoe, you ranked the sound of misery at a... 366 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,067 Okay, 51. 367 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:23,702 I like it. I like this. 368 00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:26,539 And, Jacques, you said it was a... 369 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:27,640 Zoe: It's gonna be higher. 370 00:13:27,706 --> 00:13:30,776 Jameela: ...41. 371 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,478 Okay, this is it. 372 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,313 We have two people who have thus far 373 00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,182 played a perfect game 374 00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:38,050 going head-to-head for the final round. 375 00:13:38,117 --> 00:13:40,486 So let's see what our shrinks say. 376 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:41,954 Zoe: I hope so. I hope so. I hope so. 377 00:13:42,021 --> 00:13:43,355 Come on! Here we go, here we go, 378 00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,390 here we go, here we go! 379 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:45,691 Come on! 380 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:46,725 Sal: Stay. 381 00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,027 Go, go, go, go, go! 382 00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:49,695 -Oh, my God! -Stop, stop, stop. 383 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,063 Sal: We want this for Jacques. 384 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,498 [ Cheers and applause ] 385 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:55,234 Jameela: Oh, my God. So Zoe wins. 386 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:57,970 Unfortunately, that means we are going to have 387 00:13:58,037 --> 00:14:00,773 to say goodbye to Jacques, who has been brilliant. 388 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,107 Thank you, thank you. 389 00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:04,276 But Zoe is moving on and will be playing 390 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,245 for the $30,000 grand prize 391 00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:08,380 right after this. Don't go anywhere. 392 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,583 [ Cheers and applause ] 393 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:15,521 Ready? I'm ready. Oh, yeah. 394 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,789 Let's do it. Let's do it. 395 00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:19,058 Hello, and welcome back to "The Misery Index." 396 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,126 So Zoe has chosen Joe to assist her 397 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:24,029 in the grand prize final round. 398 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:27,566 This is the $30,000 Margin of Misery. 399 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:29,735 Ooh! 400 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,571 Okay, Zoe, if you win, what are you gonna do with the money? 401 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,274 So I'm such a huge nerd. I would buy, like, 402 00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:38,344 the most tricked-out gaming PC that, like, ever existed. 403 00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:40,012 And then I was also talking to the Tenderloins. 404 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,747 I might add, an Xbox in there, too. 405 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,948 Q: Yeah! 406 00:14:43,015 --> 00:14:44,550 Absolutely. 407 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,819 Okay, Zoe, I'm gonna show you three terrible events 408 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:49,154 worth $5,000, $10,000, and $15,000. 409 00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,156 After each one, you will place a rangefinder 410 00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:53,392 where you think it lands on the Misery Index. 411 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,395 But as the money gets bigger, the rangefinder gets smaller. 412 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,897 I know you already know this. I can see she's already, like, 413 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,466 rattling it off in her head. 414 00:15:00,532 --> 00:15:01,900 You are ready to play. She's ready to play. 415 00:15:01,967 --> 00:15:04,670 I'm not even gonna ask. Let's go. I'm not even gonna ask. Let's go. 416 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:08,440 Let's get miserable! 417 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:11,143 [ Cheers and applause ] 418 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,113 So, Zoe, your first event is worth $5,000 419 00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:15,547 and has a range of 30 points. 420 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,182 Please take a look at this. 421 00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:21,387 "Man urinates his way out of avalanche." 422 00:15:21,453 --> 00:15:24,123 He was trapped inside his car when this avalanche hit. 423 00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:27,259 And when he was found, it had been four days, 424 00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:30,763 and he was still drunk, and he managed to urinate 425 00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:33,399 his way kind of through the snow. 426 00:15:33,465 --> 00:15:35,868 He did live through it. And he has a great story now. 427 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,637 But it also is pretty damn horrible and embarrassing. 428 00:15:38,704 --> 00:15:40,472 I personally don't think it's less than 30, 429 00:15:40,539 --> 00:15:42,241 so I would like 30 to 60-ish. 430 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,876 That's exactly what I was thinking, yeah. Good. 431 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:47,913 So within a range of 30, where does pee your way 432 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,783 through an avalanche land on the Misery Index? 433 00:15:50,849 --> 00:15:52,718 Zoe, your time starts now. 434 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,053 [ Audience shouting indistinctly ] 435 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,221 There you go. There you go. Keep going. 436 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,723 34-ish... 437 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,258 5, 4... 438 00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:00,459 I'm gonna go like that. Okay. 439 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:02,628 ...3, 2, 1. Okay. We're locked. I like that. 440 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,797 Okay. Me too, me too. You are locked in Okay. Me too, me too. You are locked in 441 00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:07,566 between 34 and 64. 442 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,570 For $5,000, let's see where it lands. 443 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,505 Let's pee our way to $5,000. 444 00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:15,207 -I would. -All right, Zoe. Come on. 445 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:16,909 Amazing graphic. Now we got to go on. Amazing graphic. Now we got to go on. 446 00:16:16,975 --> 00:16:18,644 Now 10. Now 20. 447 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,012 More, more, more, more. 448 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,081 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 449 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,550 Oh, yes! Oh, my God! Joe, you are amazing. 450 00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:28,454 Correct. You just banked yourself $5,000. 451 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,588 How about that? 452 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:32,524 That this next event is worth $10,000, 453 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:35,060 and you will have a range of 20 points this time. 454 00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,729 Please take a look at this. 455 00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:41,133 They're in a car. They're seeing some buffalo. 456 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,768 And a little buffalo. Uh... 457 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,636 And he headbutts the camera. Oh, no! 458 00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:45,971 Joe: Okay. 459 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,340 It's not the most fun way you can get rammed in a car. 460 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,609 [ Laughter ] 461 00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,612 Physically, it's not, like, the biggest deal in the universe. 462 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:54,813 Emotionally, I'm sure 463 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,415 it was absolutely terrifying in that moment. 464 00:16:56,482 --> 00:16:58,117 You think you're getting, like a beautiful, 465 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,585 you know, video of buffalo, 466 00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:01,520 and then all of a sudden, a buffalo, like, attacks you. 467 00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,956 So that couldn't have been, like, the greatest thing. 468 00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,658 But the long-lasting psychological trauma -- 469 00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:08,560 I don't think there is that much in this. 470 00:17:08,627 --> 00:17:10,262 Like, yes, probably what you see... 471 00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,664 [ Laughter ] Okay, bye. [ Laughter ] Okay, bye. 472 00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:14,466 Bye. 473 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,602 You're triggering Joe's toxic masculinity. 474 00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:18,070 Sorry. Don't worry about it. Not at all. 475 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,304 I'm super-supportive of knowing 476 00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,606 a guy should keep his mouth shut. 477 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:23,008 Yeah, exactly. 478 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:26,345 Okay, within a range of 20, where does your car 479 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:29,415 is attacked by a buffalo land on the Index? 480 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:32,084 Your 10 seconds starts... 481 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:33,752 now. 482 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,020 20 to 40. 20 to 40? 483 00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:37,589 -30? 30? -I was gonna say 25. 484 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,124 5, 4... 485 00:17:39,191 --> 00:17:40,659 21, 22... 486 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,394 ...3, 2... 21. 487 00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,862 1. Lock in. 488 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,597 All right, let's see. I like that. All right, let's see. I like that. 489 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:47,866 Okay, so, Zoe, you are locked in this time 490 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,269 between 21 and 41. 491 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:53,939 So now for $10,000, where did our shrinks rate it 492 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:56,875 on the Misery Index? Good luck. 493 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,777 All right. Here we go. 494 00:17:58,844 --> 00:18:00,412 All right. Go all the way down. 495 00:18:00,479 --> 00:18:01,814 Come on. Come on. 496 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,549 Then you go a little bit up. Then you stop. 497 00:18:03,615 --> 00:18:04,750 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! 498 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,218 Stop! Stop! Yes, yes! 499 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,554 Oh, my God! This is so good. 500 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:10,289 -Fantastic. -Unbelievable. 501 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,024 Okay. So that is correct. 502 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,525 You just banked $10,000, 503 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,794 and you are playing a perfect game so far. 504 00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:18,664 Yes! Let's go get this last 15 grand. 505 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:20,165 So here we go. This is it. 506 00:18:20,232 --> 00:18:23,368 Our final misery is worth $15,000, 507 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,438 and this time, you're going to have to get it 508 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:28,373 within a range of only 10 points. 509 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,209 I have all the faith in the world. 510 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:31,944 Good luck. Take a look at this. 511 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,245 Here we go. 512 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,647 Man: These CT scans of a Chinese man's head 513 00:18:35,714 --> 00:18:38,884 reveal a 4-inch knife embedded in his skull. 514 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,787 The man had no idea the knife was there, 515 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:43,655 and it may have been lodged inside him 516 00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,257 as long as four years. 517 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,459 Doctors at the People's Hospital in Yuxi City 518 00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:48,994 removed the knife. 519 00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:50,996 What?! How would you not know that's inside you? 520 00:18:51,063 --> 00:18:54,199 Jameela: Exactly. Like, fire all of your doctors. Literally. Jameela: Exactly. Like, fire all of your doctors. Literally. 521 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,335 No, I'm just baffled as to how it got in. 522 00:18:56,401 --> 00:18:59,371 Yeah. Oh, my God. He was in an altercation Yeah. Oh, my God. He was in an altercation 523 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,440 where he was in a fight with a robber. 524 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:02,908 But that's just the theory 525 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,543 of how it might have gotten in there. 526 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:06,712 There's no definite incident of him 527 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:09,815 being stabbed in the neck with no remaining scar. 528 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,117 Long-term psychological impact for me is high. 529 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,652 Yes, exactly. It's up there for me. Yes, exactly. It's up there for me. 530 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,354 And in theory, this would be the worst thing that happens to you, 531 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,589 but knowing this guy's luck, I'm sure other things have happened. 532 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,591 So... You will never believe where they found the fork. 533 00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:21,093 [ Laughter ] I don't want to know. [ Laughter ] I don't want to know. 534 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,398 75 to 85. Is that too high, you think? 535 00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,066 I want the high 80s. Seriously. Like, 76... 536 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,601 To 86? 537 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:31,069 Okay, so within a range of 10, 538 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,705 where does you have a knife lodged in your head land 539 00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:34,706 on the Misery Index? 540 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:36,842 Your 10 seconds starts... 541 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:37,843 now. 542 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,211 Q: Go with your gut, Zoe. 543 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,646 You're never wrong. You're never wrong. 544 00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:41,880 Go with your gut. 545 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,550 -High! High! -Go with your gut. 546 00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:46,318 Jameela: 3, 2... 547 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,586 I like that. I like that. ...1. 548 00:19:47,653 --> 00:19:48,954 Okay. Great. Okay. 549 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,156 Let's see, let's see, let's see. 550 00:19:52,424 --> 00:19:53,559 This one's so difficult, 551 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:54,793 but if anyone's gonna get it, it's gonna be you. 552 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,628 Oh, thank you. Watch me not get it, but... 553 00:19:56,695 --> 00:20:01,767 All right, you are locked in between 74 and 84. 554 00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:03,936 For $15,000, 555 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:08,040 let's see where you have a knife lodged in your head lands 556 00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,942 on the Misery Index in this perfect game. 557 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,244 Sal: Oof. Like, I almost... 558 00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,413 Q: Come on! Let's do it. 559 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,381 Come on. This way! 560 00:20:16,448 --> 00:20:18,884 Faster, faster, faster. And keep going. Keep going. 561 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:20,519 Land right in there. Keep going. Keep going. Land right in there. Keep going. Keep going. 562 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,054 Keep going. Wait, wait, wait! 563 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,957 [ Cheers and applause ] 564 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:26,191 -Yes! -Unbelievable. 565 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,459 77! 566 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:28,727 Oh, my God! 567 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,896 -Oh, my God! -Congratulations, Zoe. 568 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,799 You are going home with $33,500. 569 00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:37,769 [ Cheers and applause ] That's so great. [ Cheers and applause ] That's so great. 570 00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:39,638 That will do it for "The Misery Index." 571 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:40,906 I am Jameela Jamil. 572 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,909 From me and the Tenderloins and our genius Zoe, 573 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,644 good night. Q: Yes! 574 00:20:45,711 --> 00:20:48,180 [ Cheers and applause ] 575 00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:50,616 Unbelievable. 576 00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,918 Wow. I was so right. 577 00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:56,088 -Whew! Unbelievable. -Unbelievable. 578 00:20:56,154 --> 00:21:03,895 ♪♪