1 00:00:01,601 --> 00:00:03,870 ♪♪ 2 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:06,206 [ Cheers and applause ] 3 00:00:06,272 --> 00:00:09,242 Welcome to "The Misery Index," where misery loves company. 4 00:00:09,309 --> 00:00:10,744 -Yeah! Yeah! -Yeah! 5 00:00:10,810 --> 00:00:12,445 Jameela: We have scoured the globe 6 00:00:12,512 --> 00:00:14,781 for the world's most miserable true stories, 7 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,816 then asked a panel of respected psychologists 8 00:00:16,883 --> 00:00:19,619 to rate those stories based on three pillars of misery -- 9 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,454 physical pain, emotional trauma, 10 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,523 and long-term psychological impact. 11 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:25,792 The higher the combined misery, 12 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,560 the higher it lands on our misery index. 13 00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:28,928 Oh! Oh, my God! 14 00:00:28,995 --> 00:00:30,897 Our two contestants must try and decide 15 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,933 how those events were rated for a chance at our grand prize 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,102 of $30,000. 17 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,037 You're about to win some money! 18 00:00:38,104 --> 00:00:39,739 So, let's get miserable. 19 00:00:39,806 --> 00:00:42,075 [ Cheers and applause ] 20 00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:46,579 ♪♪ 21 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:48,014 Hello! I'm Jameela Jamil, 22 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:49,349 and welcome to "The Misery Index." 23 00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:52,719 Tonight, we have two very miserable contestants -- 24 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,187 Kristina Thompson, 25 00:00:54,254 --> 00:00:57,924 who once burned her face off with candle wax, 26 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:59,793 and Julia Quadrino, 27 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:02,495 whose tampons once caused a bomb scare. 28 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:04,431 [ Audience groans ] 29 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:07,400 And now, from truTV's hit "Impractical Jokers," 30 00:01:07,467 --> 00:01:08,701 please give it up for the Tenderloins, 31 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:10,370 Sal, Joe, Q, and Murr! 32 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:12,772 [ Cheers and applause ] 33 00:01:12,839 --> 00:01:14,974 -Yeah! -Come on! 34 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:17,377 Good to see you, yeah. Hi, Jameela. 35 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:18,711 Hello, everyone! 36 00:01:18,778 --> 00:01:20,180 Hello! So nice to meet you. Hello! So nice to meet you. 37 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:21,848 Hello, America. 38 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,751 Give it up -- the peacock. The peacock! 39 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:27,454 I feel like my Hawaiian shirts are wearing off on you. 40 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,788 -Yeah. -Yeah! 41 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:30,323 Yeah, all right. 42 00:01:30,390 --> 00:01:32,826 Okay, so Kristina, can we start with you? What happened? 43 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:34,494 So, I was in college in my dorm room, 44 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:37,764 and I blew out a candle, and the flame came back at me, 45 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,232 and I was like, "Oh, that doesn't feel good." 46 00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:41,034 So I went to the mirror to look, and I thought my face 47 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,368 was covered in wax from the candle, 48 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:43,903 but it was my skin peeling off. 49 00:01:43,970 --> 00:01:45,071 -Oh. -Oh! 50 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:46,940 So then I had to spend the next two weeks 51 00:01:47,006 --> 00:01:49,709 covering bandages and scarves, and it was super sexy. 52 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,778 Julia, can you top that with your bomb scare? 53 00:01:51,845 --> 00:01:53,980 So, I was at a Mets game, wanted a burger, 54 00:01:54,047 --> 00:01:56,683 left my duffel bag at my seat alone, 55 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:57,750 got my burger, came back, 56 00:01:57,817 --> 00:01:59,986 and the entire section was cleared out. 57 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,721 The bomb squad was called. 58 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,723 They were going through the bag, pulling out tampons. 59 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,493 The only thing that was in my bag was tampons. 60 00:02:06,559 --> 00:02:08,127 Jameela: Okay, so guys, please behold 61 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:09,762 the keeper of all things miserable. 62 00:02:09,829 --> 00:02:11,631 It is the Traumatron. 63 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,466 -Ooh! -It's just a big TV. 64 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:15,668 Don't be scared. -We don't like it. 65 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:18,304 The name of our first game is Misery Lane. 66 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:20,840 I'm gonna put two misery markers on the index, 67 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,542 and the first one is... 68 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:28,047 ...which our shrinks rated at 75. 69 00:02:28,114 --> 00:02:29,315 -Ooh. -Wow! 70 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:31,384 And the second one is... 71 00:02:35,355 --> 00:02:38,625 -Ah! -...which shrinks rated at a 49. 72 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:39,893 -Yep. -Okay. 73 00:02:39,959 --> 00:02:41,494 Okay, so I'm going to show each of you an event. 74 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:43,229 You don't have to give me the exact number. 75 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,665 You just have to determine if it falls above, below, 76 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:48,368 or in between the two cards that are on the index. 77 00:02:48,434 --> 00:02:50,203 Kristina, you get to go first. 78 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,237 -All right, here we go. -Whoo! 79 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:52,305 -All right! -You got it. 80 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:53,706 Please check out this misery. 81 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:58,077 Man: No, go away. Go away. 82 00:02:58,144 --> 00:03:00,113 [ Snarls ] No! 83 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:01,347 Oh, that is... -Oh, my God! 84 00:03:01,414 --> 00:03:03,283 -That's what they do? -It's a cougar, yeah. 85 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:04,884 -W-W-W-What? -No! 86 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:06,886 -Why is he running like that? -He's running. 87 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:08,621 This video goes for like an hour, right? 88 00:03:08,688 --> 00:03:10,557 -Six minutes. -Oh! 89 00:03:10,623 --> 00:03:13,927 So, that was a female cougar. She was pissed because -- 90 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:16,095 I-I'm all too familiar with female cougars. 91 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:18,031 [ Laughter ] 92 00:03:18,097 --> 00:03:21,434 That little sexpot Sal Vulcano. 93 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:23,036 They run at you like that? 94 00:03:23,102 --> 00:03:26,105 [ Laughter ] 95 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:27,707 Uh, all right, so how you feel? 96 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:30,043 your partner has terrible halitosis is, like -- 97 00:03:30,109 --> 00:03:31,277 that actually seems a little bit high. 98 00:03:31,344 --> 00:03:32,745 -Okay. -Blow off your favorite finger, 99 00:03:32,812 --> 00:03:34,781 I do like the fact that it's your favorite finger. 100 00:03:34,847 --> 00:03:37,216 This is the one that I can't live without. 101 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:39,819 [ Laughter and applause ] 102 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,487 Um, so you're stalked by a cougar -- 103 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,590 as far as physical pain, there is no physical pain. 104 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:44,857 I agree. 105 00:03:44,924 --> 00:03:46,693 And then long-lasting psychological impact -- 106 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:48,628 very high. Every time you see a big cat... 107 00:03:48,695 --> 00:03:50,330 -Yeah. -...this thing. 108 00:03:50,396 --> 00:03:51,898 -Everybody, everybody! -Hey! 109 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:53,633 There you go. 110 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,602 I mean, you your instinct's in between, yeah? 111 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:56,970 In between or above. 112 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:59,405 For $500, does "you are stalked by a cougar" land 113 00:03:59,472 --> 00:04:00,807 above, below, or in between the two cards, 114 00:04:00,873 --> 00:04:01,941 on the Misery Index? 115 00:04:02,008 --> 00:04:04,677 -In between. -You say it's in between. 116 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:06,946 Let's see what our shrinks say. 117 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,414 Come on baby. 118 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:10,016 But all you do is not tape -- 119 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,151 I actually think that halitosis is the worst one. 120 00:04:12,218 --> 00:04:14,020 -It's gonna be high. -Oh, stop! 121 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,922 -No, no, it's gonna -- -No, it's gonna come back. 122 00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:18,324 It's gonna come back! -Ahhh! 123 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,059 Oh, my goodness. 124 00:04:20,126 --> 00:04:22,895 What the what? What the what? 125 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:23,930 What have I started? 126 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,164 Joe: That's what we're talking about. 127 00:04:25,231 --> 00:04:26,366 Well, you are correct. 128 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,901 You have just banked yourself $500. Well done. 129 00:04:28,968 --> 00:04:30,703 -All right. Nice shot. -Okay, Julia. 130 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:31,838 -Yes. -You and your team, 131 00:04:31,904 --> 00:04:33,339 please check out this misery. 132 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:39,646 [ Laughter ] 133 00:04:39,712 --> 00:04:41,347 Oh, God! 134 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,583 -It's like a pop face. -Oh, wow! 135 00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,051 I love this show. 136 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:48,554 I'm not making this up, but this happened in Poland, so... 137 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:50,556 -Oh! -Nice, nice. 138 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:51,924 Wow. 139 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,559 I mean, emotional trauma in the moment, you think, 140 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:55,428 "I'm about to get hit by a fricking car," 141 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:56,696 and you're like, "Okay, phew, thank God." 142 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:57,964 But then you're getting hit by a fricking pole, 143 00:04:58,031 --> 00:04:59,966 so it's like a roller coaster of emotions. 144 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,635 He didn't blow off his finger, so it's definitely not above. 145 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:04,437 -Yeah. -I mean, bad breath is bad. 146 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,172 -Bad breath sucks. -All right, guys. 147 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:09,308 So for $500, above, below, or in between? 148 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,344 -I'm gonna say in between. -You're saying in between? 149 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:12,645 Yeah. I'm gonna say in between. 150 00:05:12,712 --> 00:05:13,846 I'm gonna trust you. I'm gonna go in between. 151 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:16,115 Well, don't tr-- No, I was leaning in between. Well, don't tr-- No, I was leaning in between. 152 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:17,684 Okay, well, say that! But then I heard someone else say it, 153 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,218 and I felt confident. Don't put it on me. 154 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:20,687 -I think it's -- -Because then I get upset. 155 00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:21,954 -Yeah, I think so, too. -Barely in between. 156 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:23,289 I think like 51. 157 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,158 Yeah, "you miss the car but hit the pole" is in between. 158 00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:28,361 Joe: Wow! Wow! Really? All right. 159 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,830 Let's see what our shrinks say. Good luck. 160 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:31,864 I think it's gonna be close either way. 161 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:33,399 I do think it's gonna be in the 40s. 162 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:34,767 It's gonna be stupid low. 163 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,703 Come on, come on, come on. 164 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:38,037 Yeah! -Yes! Yes! 165 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:39,572 Jameela: You are correct, and that means 166 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:43,342 that you just banked yourself $500. 167 00:05:43,409 --> 00:05:45,511 Coming up -- the money doubles, but so does the misery. 168 00:05:45,578 --> 00:05:48,114 And later, one of these contestants will get a shot 169 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,749 at $30,000. 170 00:05:49,816 --> 00:05:52,085 [ Cheers and applause ] 171 00:05:52,151 --> 00:05:54,854 ♪♪ 172 00:05:57,323 --> 00:05:59,225 [ Cheers and applause ] 173 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,861 Welcome back to "The Misery Index." 174 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:05,398 So, Kristina has $500, and Julia also has $500, 175 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,467 but there's lots more humiliation to explore 176 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:10,169 before one of them plays for $30,000. 177 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:11,537 [ Cheers and applause ] 178 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:14,373 The name of our next game is More or Less Miserable. 179 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:16,175 Julia, this time you are up first. 180 00:06:16,242 --> 00:06:17,677 -Okay! -I'm gonna show you two 181 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,912 deeply traumatic events, and you just have to tell me 182 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:22,215 which is worse according to our shrinks. 183 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:24,250 -Got it. -So for $1,000, 184 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,686 tell me which one of these frozen fiascoes 185 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:28,354 lands higher on the misery index. 186 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:29,889 Is it this? 187 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:40,833 He says, "I brought 220 pounds of food, 188 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:42,268 but only one pair of underwear." 189 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:43,936 We've all been there, mate. 190 00:06:44,003 --> 00:06:47,039 I love that. That's the most colossal failure of packing. 191 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:48,241 [ Laughter ] 192 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:51,978 And he said that once he had shat his pants, 193 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:54,247 that every step would now be accompanied 194 00:06:54,313 --> 00:06:56,215 by sticky chafing. Hands up If you never want 195 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:58,751 to hear the words "sticky chafing" ever again. 196 00:06:58,818 --> 00:07:02,722 -I could do without it. -Why tell anyone? 197 00:07:02,789 --> 00:07:04,323 -I don't know! -Go on the interviews, 198 00:07:04,390 --> 00:07:05,858 it's like, "You did it, mate! 199 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,426 You crossed Antarctica! How was it?" 200 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:09,262 "Well, have I got a story for you." 201 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:10,730 [ Laughter ] 202 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:15,234 So, we have this, or is this more miserable? 203 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:17,436 -Ciao! -What's gonna happen? 204 00:07:17,503 --> 00:07:18,805 Murr: Is it the iceberg just floating away? 205 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:20,139 It looks like it's gonna crack in half. 206 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,475 There you go. There you go. -[Bleep] go. 207 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:24,177 -Oh! -Oh, my God! 208 00:07:24,243 --> 00:07:26,345 -Oh! -[Bleep] [bleep] 209 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:28,014 And that was the last we ever saw of that man. 210 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,315 Wow. 211 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,717 So, we would call this point of view, 212 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,654 "you are body slammed by an iceberg." 213 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,223 -That has obvious physical pain. -Maybe. 214 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,558 I mean, we don't know what kind of poop it was. 215 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,260 It could have not felt great coming out. 216 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:42,595 Murr: Yeah, I mean, look at it this way. 217 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:44,730 This guy is full of shit. They're shit out of luck. 218 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,399 [ Laughter ] 219 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:49,769 -There you go. -Okay, so Julia, for $1,000, 220 00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:51,938 which one would you say is more miserable? 221 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:55,341 "You're body slammed by an iceberg" is more miserable. 222 00:07:55,408 --> 00:07:56,709 [ Cheers and applause ] 223 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,711 Let's first see where our shrinks put the other choice. 224 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:00,279 Good luck. -This is a tough one. 225 00:08:00,346 --> 00:08:02,148 -Whoa! -72. 226 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,750 I'm telling you, I mean, An iceberg slams you, guys -- 227 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:07,787 it's up there. Jameela: Let's see if you are correct. 228 00:08:07,854 --> 00:08:09,989 [ Audience "ooh"ing ] 229 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:13,559 -Yes! Yes! Yes! -[ Squeals ] 230 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:15,695 You just won yourself $1,000. 231 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:18,431 Well done, Julia. 232 00:08:18,497 --> 00:08:20,933 Okay, Kristina, for $1,000, 233 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,635 tell me which one of these sex symbols 234 00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:24,170 ranks higher on the Misery Index. 235 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,239 Is it this? 236 00:08:26,305 --> 00:08:27,506 Kristina: Oh. 237 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:32,778 If I walk into any building 238 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,614 and that man is in a position of authority, 239 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,915 I'm walking right out of the building. 240 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:37,617 [ Laughter ] 241 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:39,418 -Three were arrested. -Yes. 242 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:40,686 So what were they arrested for? 243 00:08:40,753 --> 00:08:42,255 Why the [bleep] were they arrested? 244 00:08:42,321 --> 00:08:44,891 -Oh-oh-oh! -Oh! 245 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:47,660 All three were arrested on obscenity charges, 246 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,428 but the charges were dropped. 247 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:50,529 -Okay. -Okay. 248 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:52,565 So, is it this ultimate holy trinity, 249 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:54,533 or is it this? 250 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,239 "Keith Tyson says he is having to make 251 00:09:00,306 --> 00:09:01,641 regular repairs to his hedge 252 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,377 to drunk people pretending to have sex with it." 253 00:09:04,443 --> 00:09:05,845 [ Laughter ] 254 00:09:05,912 --> 00:09:08,047 People like [bleep] bushes. I don't know what to tell you. 255 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,516 That is quite an impressive bush. Nice. 256 00:09:10,583 --> 00:09:13,819 I would say that a person has more stock 257 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,688 in the person they follow for worship 258 00:09:15,755 --> 00:09:16,923 than the hedge they trim. 259 00:09:16,989 --> 00:09:18,057 -I agree. -Right? 260 00:09:18,124 --> 00:09:19,659 Long-term psychological impact is huge 261 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:21,627 for "your priest gets arrested for a threesome." 262 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,863 -Yeah, for sure. -If I'm a person of faith... 263 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,064 -Yeah. -...and I'm showing up 264 00:09:25,131 --> 00:09:26,565 at my house of worship every single week 265 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:28,034 and this is desecrated like that, 266 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,735 that's gonna have a way bigger impact on me. 267 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,804 You're gonna question everything that they've ever said. 268 00:09:31,871 --> 00:09:34,407 You're gonna question all the sermons you've been to. Joe: 100%. You're gonna question all the sermons you've been to. Joe: 100%. 269 00:09:34,473 --> 00:09:36,609 Okay, so which would you say is more miserable? 270 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:39,645 So, I think that "your priest gets arrested for a threesome" 271 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:40,880 is more miserable. 272 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:42,348 Jameela: Okay, you said it's more miserable. 273 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,450 Let's first see where our shrinks put the other choice. 274 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:45,751 Good luck. 275 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:49,956 -Oh, you got this. -Okay, 30 is very easy to beat. 276 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:52,959 So let's see if your choice is correct now. 277 00:09:53,025 --> 00:09:54,327 I even don't have to watch. 278 00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,429 It's like Jordan taking a free throw with his eyes closed. 279 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:57,997 [ Cheers and applause ] 280 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:00,032 Thank you. I didn't even have to look. 281 00:10:00,099 --> 00:10:03,102 You just won yourself $1,000. 282 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:05,204 We're tied up! We're all tied up. 283 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,106 Don't go anywhere, 'cause when we come back, 284 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:09,308 someone is headed home, and someone is moving on 285 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:11,777 for their shot at $30,000! 286 00:10:11,844 --> 00:10:14,080 [ Cheers and applause ] 287 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:17,383 ♪♪ 288 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,954 [ Cheers and applause ] 289 00:10:22,021 --> 00:10:24,056 Welcome back to "The Misery Index." 290 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:27,293 So it all comes down to this one miserable event 291 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,830 to determine who is the true master of misery 292 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:34,200 and moving on to play for their shot at the grand prize. 293 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:38,771 So, Kristina has $1,500, and Julia also has $1,500, 294 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,706 so we really have a tight game, 295 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:42,475 Neck and neck, as they say. 296 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:45,511 And I am going to show you both the same event. 297 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:47,046 And your job is just to tell us 298 00:10:47,113 --> 00:10:48,748 where it lands on the Misery Index. 299 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,450 The closest guess gets $2,000. 300 00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:53,753 Whoever has the most money at the end of this round 301 00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:56,389 is the one who will move on for a chance at 30 grand. 302 00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:57,990 So this is it! 303 00:10:58,057 --> 00:10:59,225 Ready? Ready? 304 00:10:59,291 --> 00:11:01,260 Kristina, I think I know, but how are you feeling? 305 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,661 -I'm pumped! -We are pumped. 306 00:11:02,728 --> 00:11:05,164 You seem like you really need to pee. 307 00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,533 But, Julia, how are you doing? 308 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,102 -Oh, secret handshakes. -Oh! 309 00:11:10,169 --> 00:11:11,303 [ Cheers and applause ] 310 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:14,173 -What?! What is this? -We're ready to go. 311 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,575 I think it's a good idea for us to get into the game. 312 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:18,244 [ Laughter ] 313 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:21,514 Not before we see your cougar impression one more time. 314 00:11:21,580 --> 00:11:23,115 It's not happening again. 315 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:28,921 [ All chanting "Cougar!" ] 316 00:11:28,988 --> 00:11:31,657 [ Cheers and applause ] 317 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:34,226 For the love of God, let's get into the [bleep] game. 318 00:11:34,293 --> 00:11:37,029 All right, please, everyone, direct your attention 319 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:39,799 to the Traumatron for our next misery. 320 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:40,800 -Ooh. -Oh, yeah. 321 00:11:40,866 --> 00:11:42,068 Hop to it, fellas. 322 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:43,502 We're at the Borgata working as bellhops. 323 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:44,637 We'll have to bring guests to their rooms 324 00:11:44,703 --> 00:11:46,038 and get them settled in, 325 00:11:46,105 --> 00:11:47,673 all while doing and saying with the other guys tell us. 326 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,909 When we're finished, we're gonna have to try and get a tip. 327 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:52,111 If you can't get a tip, you lose. 328 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:53,179 Warm up, boys. 329 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:54,947 Ahhhhhh! 330 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,582 All right, here we go. Come on in. 331 00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,351 Unpack their bags for them. 332 00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:03,289 -We've got a plethora... -This isn't a punishment. 333 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,858 Keep announcing what you're pulling out of the bag. 334 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:07,426 Joe: So they know what you're touching. 335 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:09,528 Dress socks. We'll just put the shoes 336 00:12:09,595 --> 00:12:11,030 in there and the bra. 337 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:14,366 -The bra! The bra! -The panties. 338 00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:16,335 Feminine products. Spanx. -Oh! 339 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:19,405 -Oh, been there. -Unmentionables. 340 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,408 Let's see. The teddy and the lingerie. 341 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:25,878 -[ Laughs ] The teddy! -The teddy! 342 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:29,482 -Oh...my God. -Oh, my God. 343 00:12:29,548 --> 00:12:31,784 "You know, a lot of magic happens in this room." 344 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:35,588 A lot of, um -- a lot of magic happens in this room. 345 00:12:35,654 --> 00:12:38,424 So, we keep a lot of the magicians in this room. 346 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,692 "And they get hookers." 347 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,894 [ Laughter ] 348 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,729 And they get hookers. 349 00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:44,797 [ Laughter ] 350 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,933 So, uh, abracadabra, I guess. 351 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,602 Thank you so much. Oh, thank you. 352 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:51,070 So generous. Thank you so much. 353 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,171 -Ah! -He got the tip. 354 00:12:52,238 --> 00:12:53,706 Appreciate it. Thank you. Have a great day. 355 00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:55,007 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. 356 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,742 Jameela: How did you keep a straight face? 357 00:12:56,809 --> 00:12:59,278 This couple was celebrating a romantic weekend, 358 00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:00,779 and to be going through their luggage 359 00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,348 and all their personals -- 360 00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:05,618 she was mortified, and so was I. 361 00:13:05,684 --> 00:13:07,620 [ Laughter ] 362 00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:09,889 So now for $2,000, please talk it through 363 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,023 and lock in where you think 364 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,192 "bellhop rummages through your clothes" 365 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,760 lands on the Misery Index. 366 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,629 All right, um... 367 00:13:16,695 --> 00:13:18,964 Okay, so zero pain, right? 368 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:20,533 I think it's below 30. What do you think? 369 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:23,469 -Below 30. -There's no pain. 370 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,171 I was thinking that, but I didn't know -- 371 00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,639 -No way. -What? 372 00:13:26,705 --> 00:13:29,241 All right, everyone, it's time for you to lock in your answers. 373 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,609 -I say that. -Right there? 374 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:33,512 Lock in your [bleep] answers. Thank you very much. 375 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,147 Julia, Julia! 376 00:13:35,214 --> 00:13:37,349 I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Sorry! Locked in. I could hear you. 377 00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:38,617 Thank you. 378 00:13:38,684 --> 00:13:41,187 So let's see who has mastered the misery 379 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:44,023 by being closest to the correct answer. 380 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,759 Kristina, you locked in on time. 381 00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:50,729 You said it was...33. 382 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:53,766 And Julia, you have put it a... 383 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:55,234 -Oh! -It's a game! 384 00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:56,602 -I like that, I like that. -It's a game. 385 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,237 Jameela: Julia, you have put it at a 28. 386 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,639 Okay, let's see what our shrinks say. 387 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,374 -Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -This is so close. 388 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,410 Don't throw up. 389 00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:05,678 This is going to decide 390 00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:07,346 who gets to go on to the next round. 391 00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,148 Now it's gonna split and it's gonna go all the way back. 392 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:12,084 It might be in the middle of them. 393 00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:14,053 [ Screams ] 394 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:17,122 -No way! I'm sorry! -[ Laughs ] 395 00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:18,824 [ Cheers and applause ] 396 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:20,726 Unfortunately, that means we're going to have to 397 00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:23,229 say goodbye to Julia, but Kristina is moving on, 398 00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:26,365 where she will be playing for the $30,000 grand prize, 399 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,366 right after this. 400 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,068 Joe: I don't know -- you blacked out. 401 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,604 [ Cheers and applause ] 402 00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:32,905 ♪♪ 403 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,543 [ Cheers and applause ] 404 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:38,811 Whoo! 405 00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:40,613 Hello, and welcome back to "The Misery Index." 406 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:42,381 So, Kristina has chosen Joe to assist her 407 00:14:42,448 --> 00:14:43,882 in the grand-prize final round, 408 00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:47,886 the $30,000 Margin of Misery. 409 00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:48,988 -Whoo! -Ooh. 410 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,689 [ Thunder crashes ] 411 00:14:50,756 --> 00:14:52,291 So, Kristina, if you win it all, 412 00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:54,326 what are you planning to do with your money? 413 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:56,862 My best friend and I are the biggest Justin Timberlake fans, 414 00:14:56,929 --> 00:14:58,530 and so I would like to take my best friend 415 00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,000 and go to all the different concerts around the country 416 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,335 and just kind of stalk him a little bit. 417 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,638 Jameela: Oh! Okay, well, look, I'm going to show you 418 00:15:05,704 --> 00:15:09,041 three terrible events worth $5,000, $10,000, and $15,000 419 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,076 After each one, you will place a rangefinder 420 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:12,945 what you think it lands on the index. 421 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:16,215 And as the money gets bigger, the rangefinder gets smaller. 422 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,249 Are you ready to play? 423 00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,084 -She's ready to go. -Yes. Yes. 424 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:22,321 All right, then, let's get miserable. 425 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,757 [ Cheers and applause ] Joe: Ooh! Ooh. [ Cheers and applause ] Joe: Ooh! Ooh. 426 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:27,359 Okay, for your first event is worth $5,000 427 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,061 and has a range of 30 points. 428 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,063 Please take a look at this. 429 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,564 Man: One lesson, he's ready to go. 430 00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:34,500 Be careful of the customer's truck over here, okay? 431 00:15:34,566 --> 00:15:36,302 -Oh, God. -This is not gonna end good. 432 00:15:36,368 --> 00:15:37,603 Kristina: Oh, God. 433 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,837 Why on earth would you think it wouldn't end well? 434 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:41,206 Man: Little to your right. To your right. 435 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,675 No, turn. To your right. Frank! 436 00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,543 [ Audience "Oh!"s ] 437 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,744 Uh-uh. -Oh, wow. 438 00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:46,945 Well, the first thing is he should know 439 00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:48,080 his left from his right. 440 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,982 Ah-ha-ha! Nice! 441 00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:51,283 No physical pain, so that's nothing. 442 00:15:51,350 --> 00:15:52,751 Emotional trauma -- I mean, especially for your dad 443 00:15:52,818 --> 00:15:54,286 or whoever was filming -- that's got to be something. 444 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:55,521 For sure. There's no physical pain. You're right. 445 00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:56,555 So that's out the window, right? 446 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,257 Throw a number. 447 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,426 -20 to 50ish? -Okay. I would go -- 448 00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,661 Oh, I got a really bad reaction. Up? Okay, up. 449 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:03,896 -I would say -- -He says up. 450 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,497 -I would go -- -No! Just tell -- what is it? 451 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,499 I -- what is it? I don't know. They don't tell me. 452 00:16:07,566 --> 00:16:09,101 I would say move up a little bit. 453 00:16:09,168 --> 00:16:10,869 High 20s, maybe 28 to 58. 454 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,471 -I don't think it's high 50s. -It's up to you. 455 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,139 -Yeah, -Okay. Within a range of 30, 456 00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:16,742 where does "you puncture a truck with a forklift" land 457 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,211 on the Misery Index? Your 10 seconds starts now! 458 00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,512 -Come on, Kristina! -Go. 459 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:21,647 -Come on, Kristina! -There you go. 460 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,482 I like that, I like that. Lock on it. 461 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:24,717 -Okay. -I like that. 462 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:27,252 Jameela: You are locked in between 28 and 58. 463 00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,887 For $5,000, 464 00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,856 where does this land on the Misery Index? 465 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,424 -Here we go. -Come on! 466 00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,892 -Come on, Kristina! -Okay, it's gonna go. 467 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,327 And now we're gonna go up. Now we're gonna go up. 468 00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:36,962 We're gonna go up. -Keep going! 469 00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,697 -Hit the brakes. Hit the brakes. -Whoa, whoa, whoa! 470 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:40,899 -Yeah! -[ Screams ] 471 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,302 [ Cheers and applause ] 472 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:45,671 Jameela: That is correct, so you just banked yourself 473 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,272 $5,000! 474 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:48,974 -There you go. That's great. -Whoo! 475 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,043 The next event is worth $10,000, 476 00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:53,479 and this time you have a range of only 20 points. 477 00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,848 So let's take a look. 478 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:58,350 Well, a man in Honolulu rescued after getting stuck between 479 00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,019 the walls of two buildings. Take a look at this. 480 00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,589 He was trying to pick up a baseball with a pole, 481 00:17:03,655 --> 00:17:05,357 but ended up falling between... 482 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,825 -Oh! -Oh, my God! 483 00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,561 He slid about 15 feet and then couldn't get out. 484 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,930 The space was only 7 to 9 inches wide... 485 00:17:11,997 --> 00:17:13,999 Oh, God! That's my worst nightmare. 486 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,101 ...as firefighters tried to calm him down. 487 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,704 They finally pulled him out after more than three hours. 488 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,005 -Oh, wow. -Ooh. 489 00:17:20,072 --> 00:17:21,774 He should have upgraded for the extra leg room. 490 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,041 [ Laughter ] 491 00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:24,610 -Physical pain -- yes. -Go, go. 492 00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,078 I think high as well. You don't know if you're getting out. 493 00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,279 He was screaming the whole time. 494 00:17:27,346 --> 00:17:28,814 -Oh, my God, yeah. -For me, it's got way up. 495 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,549 It's like 70 to 90. 496 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:31,683 I don't think it's gonna be 90. 497 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,186 He's trapped for three hours screaming, 498 00:17:34,253 --> 00:17:35,821 not knowing if he's gonna be alive. 499 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,256 -But he is alive. -But he doesn't know that. 500 00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:39,091 Okay, within a range of 20, 501 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:42,027 where does "you are trapped between buildings for hours" 502 00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:43,495 land on the index? 503 00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,730 Your 10 seconds starts now. 504 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:45,898 Murr: Trust your gut. Come on. 505 00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:48,834 Do 66 to 86 if you're gonna do it. 506 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:53,939 Jameela: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 507 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:55,240 I like that a lot! That's great! 508 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:56,542 -That's good. -That's great. 509 00:17:56,608 --> 00:17:57,810 -Okay, you are locked in... -That was a hard one. 510 00:17:57,876 --> 00:17:59,912 -...between 67 and 87. -Here we go. 511 00:17:59,978 --> 00:18:04,049 For $10,000, where did our shrinks rate this 512 00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:05,150 on the Misery Index? 513 00:18:05,217 --> 00:18:06,885 You're so sweet. -You got this! 514 00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:07,886 -Here we go. -You got. 515 00:18:07,953 --> 00:18:09,188 -All right. -You got it. 516 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,557 You know it's not gonna be 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60. 517 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,725 No, no, no, keep going past 30, keep going. 518 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,627 -Get up there! -Stop, stop, stop. 519 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:17,629 Hit the brakes. -[ Screams ] 520 00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:19,465 [ Cheers and applause ] 521 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,632 You wouldn't have had it 60 to 80. 522 00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:22,668 Aaah! Oh, my God! Oh! 523 00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:25,904 Correct! You just banked yourself $10,000, 524 00:18:25,971 --> 00:18:28,941 and you, young lady, are playing a perfect game so far. 525 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,809 -Yeah! -Oh, my God! 526 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,411 Doing great, doing great. 527 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:36,582 So, this is our final misery, and it is worth $15,000, 528 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,584 and you are going to have to get it within a range 529 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:41,153 of only 10 points this time. 530 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,322 Take a look at this. Uh-oh. 531 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,398 The hotel room wouldn't be that nice. 532 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,400 [ Laughter ] 533 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,569 You order a prostitute, and your daughter shows up. 534 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:58,904 It's awkward, for sure, 535 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,672 but she's out there making that money. 536 00:19:00,739 --> 00:19:02,407 No. Emotional trauma 537 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,844 and long-term psychological impact is way high. 538 00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:06,979 Give me you 10 range. 539 00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,013 I don't want to put a number in your head. 540 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,081 I want to see where you're at. 541 00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,549 70 to 80? 542 00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,618 -That's good. -I like that, too. 543 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,953 -I want the high 70s. -Ooh. 544 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,355 Jameela: Okay, within a range of 10, 545 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,857 where does "hire a prostitute, your daughter shows up" 546 00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,592 land on the Misery Index? 547 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,662 -You said high 70s, you think? -Your 10 seconds starts now. 548 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,598 [ Indistinct shouting ] 549 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,767 It's gonna be 70s or 80s, so cover both. 550 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:29,968 -5, 4... -That's good. 551 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:32,204 You cover a good range. -I think so, too. 552 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:33,872 -...1. -Oh, God. 553 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:36,008 I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. 554 00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,309 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my gosh. 555 00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,745 We think you got it. -Everyone feels good about this? 556 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:42,080 We think you got it. We think you got it. 557 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:44,049 -Oh, no. -It's a tough one to rank. 558 00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:46,685 -It is. -There's zero physical pain. 559 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:49,655 Right. And so we went really high considering the other two. Right. And so we went really high considering the other two. 560 00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:52,524 If it's wrong, we'll get you a date with Joey Fatone. 561 00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:53,559 [ Laughter ] 562 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,494 -I'm married, but it's okay! -Okay. 563 00:19:55,561 --> 00:19:57,496 -He'll understand. -Okay, so this is it. 564 00:19:57,563 --> 00:20:00,566 Jameela: You are locked in between 75 and 85. 565 00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,901 It's for $15,000. -Oh, my God, oh, my God. 566 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,470 Let's see what where "hire a prostitute, 567 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:09,441 your daughter shows up" lands on the Misery Index. 568 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,743 -Come on, Kristina. Come on! -Back up. 569 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:13,445 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 570 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:16,214 Come on. We know it's not -- we know 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 571 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:17,516 it's not, it's not. 572 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,018 Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going. 573 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,486 Hit the brakes. 574 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,955 [ Bell ringing ] 575 00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:25,991 [ Cheers and applause ] 576 00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:28,226 Wow! 577 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:29,528 [ Audience chanting "Perfect game!" ] 578 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,129 -Oh, my gosh! -Perfect game. 579 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:33,765 Kristina, that is correct. Congratulations. 580 00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:37,035 You are going home with $33,500. 581 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:38,971 [ Cheers and applause ] 582 00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:40,572 So that'll do it for "The Misery Index." 583 00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,175 I'm Jameela Jamil, and from me and the Tenderloins, 584 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:44,543 good night! 585 00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:45,744 [ Cheers and applause ] 586 00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,647 Oh, my gosh. So exciting. What a game. 587 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,148 What a game. 588 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,884 -Oh, my God! -Congratulations. 589 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,287 I wouldn't have argued with anything, anything. 590 00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:58,690 [ Indistinct talking ] 591 00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,792 [ Cheers and applause ] 592 00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:06,932 ♪♪