All right, time for The Other Way.
-Here we go! -It's coming on.
You mentioned how you had friends before me,
and I just wanted to have friends in general.
I can't just isolate myself forever.
He can't even have guy friends 'cause they might have sisters.
It's like, "Clear the way, Brandan's walking,
all women clear the way, make a big circle."
Yeah, they're, like, women will fall,
[in exaggerated voice] "Oh, my God, Brandan!"
-[Lizette nervously] Oh. -[Sandra] Oh, my God-- Lizzette! Lizzette!
[Lizette] Are you serious? What is wrong with you?
-I'm sorry. Oh, my God. -It was the time.
They're afraid of a little cow?
-Aw, look at that cow. -Wild...
Yummy.
[TJ speaking]
What would I be doing on, like, a day to day basis?
-Yeah, just let her know she's gonna be a housewife. -Yeah.
I-I can't wait to hear when he tells her she's gonna be
getting up to make the tea at 4:00 a.m.
-[Patrick] John. -[John] I'm here, I'm here.
So, what do you think of the season so far? Who's your favorite.
Brandan and Mary. Anybody that can, you know, videotape yourself [bleep].
You know, that's a special relationship.
That gotta be real love.
I don't know if it's real love or it's obsession,
but, you know, it's something.
-It's up there. -It's up there.
[Myra] Hey, Jen, The Other Way is starting.
Hurry up, come on, come on.
My gosh, yes!
-Oh, my goodness. -Is it that time already?
-It's that time already, the day just flew. -[shrieks excitedly]
-Jeez. -I know.
-My gosh. I know. -We've been having so much fun. Yes.
-We miss Randi though. We wish she was here. -Yes, we do.
We'll have a throuple soon.
[Jenny] Hey, here we are, are you ready?
Just like [bleep] hitting the fan already.
-Yeah. Oh... -TJ and, and Kimberly,
the fight that they had, I mean...
-[chuckles] What do you think? -Oh...
Even-Even I didn't!
[David] I'm so excited about this week's episode.
What is going to happen with Brandan and Mary?
-Oh. -And are they ever gonna have sex?
-Hell no! -They had phone sex for two and a half years
but won't even, like, hug each other in the bedroom. I don't get it.
-[David] Hmm. -Hmm.
[David laughing]
[rooster crows]
[laughing] No, it's here.
[both] The Philippines.
-Yup, yup. Mary and Brandan. -[in sing-song voice] Mary and Brandan.
Let's see what happened after sleeping butt-to-butt.
Definitely rules were broken.
I-- I will guarantee it.
Shh.
[laughing] Okay.
[Mary] Morning.
-[Brandan] Hmm? -[Mary] Water.
-[rooster crows] -[sleepily] Hmm.
How's your sleep?
I slept okay.
-He's got that-- -You don't look like you slept okay, Brandan.
Well, it's-it's called blue balls.
[chuckles] You wake up with that blue balls,
-you know, it keeps you down. -Aw.
Do you think they actually ended up having sex?
[laughing] They probably thought it was a water buffalo anyway.
Last night was the first night that I slept in the same bed as Mary,
and I was very uncomfortable for a couple of reasons.
It was head-toe.
Like, his head was by her toe and his toes were by her head.
-It's 96. -That's-- That sucks.
Kinda hard to sleep, like,
-facing a wall and all that stuff. -Hmm.
And then, when I woke up, to go pee middle of the night,
you weren't in bed. Did you go somewhere?
Yeah, I sleep outside
in, uh, in front of the TV
because your feet is bumping my head
and hurt me. [chuckles]
He's a kicker.
-He's a kicker. -See, right?
-What're you gonna do? -I mean, what're you gonna do?
-He kicked her head. -[laughs]
I've smacked Thais in the head a couple times sleeping.
You're a flailer?
-Yeah. -Ugh.
I'm not that bad, I'm pretty much stationary.
Uh, well, maybe
next time we can just sleep head-to-head.
Okay.
-There's nothing wrong with that. -It's a big step, you know?
No, I don't think that's a big step.
I think the big step was filming each other 24/7.
That was the big step.
He had grand plans for that first night together.
He sure did, especially with those underwear.
[both laughing]
Oh my goodness, that looks good.
Yeah.
[Brandan speaking]
Yeah, sit down.
-Homemade food. -Yeah.
-You know. -What's better than that.
Well, I know what's better than that.
[Mary speaking]
[both chuckle]
Here, ah.
[chuckling] Is it good?
Mmm-hmm, it's really good.
-I love it. Yeah. -Are you sure?
[chuckling]
He's like, let me finish chewing first,
[chuckles] before you shove more food in my mouth
and get me chubby.
Yeah. [laughs]
[Mary] I decide to feed Brandan because,
I know that last night is not that he's hoping for
but I just want him to know that I appreciate him.
So, feeding him chicken adobo makes up for not getting laid?
-If I can't screw you, I can feed you. -Right.
[both laughing]
She is a jealous, little one over here, right?
She could be just trying to pump him up.
So nobody wants him.
I mean, it's strategy.
What you wanna do today?
Um, we will do farming.
You and grandpa.
-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.
He will teach you and you need to listen what he will say.
-Here comes the airplane. -Ahh.
[both laughing]
No, thank you.
-I'll pass. -Yeah, no.
Hell, no.
And go talk to my grandfather who doesn't speak English.
How're you gonna translate? Have the water buffalo translate for you?
[Brandan] So, do you think we should
tell your grandpa about how
we kissed when we met?
Do you have a death wish, Brandan?
I mean, I don't know about you,
but when I was a kid, I'd never-- I never admitted nothing.
Yeah, I mean, we were not told to tell the truth.
-Ever. -No, I remember Catch "just so happened"
to rip the trash bag,
and there was a rubber in it and mom's like, "You having sex?"
And I'm like, "No, I was [bleep] into the rubber."
-I wanted to see what it felt like. -Yeah.
See what it felt like, I was like, "Can't really--"
-Good one, good one. -Yeah, I was like,
"I ain't going down for this."
[Brandan] Are we telling him about the kissing thing?
[Mary speaking]
He's gonna learn real quick just how hard farming is.
-[laughs] One time. -Yeah.
It's raining.
You got pigs.
-I love that. -You got pig [bleep].
You got water buffalo [bleep].
-[chuckles] -It'll be [bleep].
Oh.
Where are we?
-Ooh, oh, oh- -Oh, this is fabulous.
-This is New York, but like... -Oh!
-Not New York City. -Kirsten and Julio.
-Yes. Yes. -AKA "Julio".
[Julio] Did you have a fun time last night?
Uh...
For a-- for a second, yes.
[chuckles]
[Kirsten speaking]
uh, instead of that I got a lot of surprises.
Oh, we know a little bit about
-when they don't tell the family about you. -Oh, yeah, we sure do.
You didn't do it the best way possible,
but you did tell your mom, so...
-He didn't pull a Rishi. -[laughs]
You know, you kinda gave me a ultimatum
where it was like...
you know, it either happens or it doesn't, so...
I don't wanna lose you.
So...
I take it back.
I mean, how're you gonna take it back?
You can't take back what you just said.
Yeah, it's not something you could just take back.
Now you gotta figure out how to smooth it over, buddy.
-[waiter] Rice and potatoes. -Perfect.
-Yeah. -Thank you.
[waiter] And prawn and chorizo.
How do you feel about having potatoes for breakfast?
-You said you normally don't eat that, right? -[both laugh]
Yeah. That's okay.
-That looks amazing. -Yes.
-I know, ahh! -Well, hopefully, it's delicious enough where
-she-- she forgives him. -She forgives him?
-Because, let me say this... -[laughing]
...my husband knows food is the way to my heart, too
-and when I'm upset and he's made me mad... -Hmm.
-...give me some good food and I will forgive him. -There you go.
-For me-- -[laughs] That's so true, that is how you think.
[Jenny chuckles]
So, you can't see yourself living here at all?
It's just--
[Julio] I kinda like the idea that like,
maybe you could come here for like,
couple of months... Yeah.
Oh, no, he's slipping the script.
See? Another-- another bomb.
-Another bomb! -You know what,
dude's not even mature enough to move to another country.
She doesn't wanna live there, Julio.
-Yeah, why? -[Kirsten chuckles]
I mean, wh--
Can you make me this wh-- while I'm over there?
[Kirsten speaking]
Good. If you can't, listen,
you got me.
Well, I-I gotta come back for my--
at least to get my food fix, you know.
There's little food that would really get me going, you know.
I love my food, but...
-You love your wife more? -I love-- Yeah.
-Food has never stopped anyone that I know of... -Right? [wheezes]
...from moving to another country
-and being with a hot ass girl like that. -Right?
Like, come on.
[Kirsten] I don't understand what's going on,
but I'm starting to feel pretty concerned about our relationship
and what will happen next when I leave tomorrow.
He not ready to marry.
Mmm-mmm.
-Yeah. -Julio, listen,
women like this do not come around every day.
-Nope. -She seems like a very wonderful woman
who would be faithful, who would cook for you like your mom does.
Come on, Julio.
-Get it together. Get it together! -Get it together.
Get it together.
[Mary] Careful. Oop.
[Mary speaking Filipino]
-[in English] Oh my God, that looks so fun. -Oh my God.
That's like, farm white-boarding.
-[Sandra] I ran past-- -I need to bring a bacteria test,
like, like test the water.
I take my pH balance very seriously.
I'm gonna make a prediction, I feel like I'm clairvoyant.
It's dirty AF.
It has to do with our body, like, down here. [laughs]
[David speaking]
-[Annie] Huh? -[David] A little activity,
-a little exercise, you'll be-- -[Annie speaking]
-Yeah. -Oh!
Yeah, a little lightweight.
[laughs] Three years?
Here, you try.
[laughs] Okay.
What we got here?
It looks like we're, uh, back on the farm in the Philippines.
Brandan and Mary.
-Planting rice. -Well, he's gotta learn how to work.
-You know, there-- he's gotta work the fields. -I know.
Come on, Brandan. you got this.
What is lolo doing with this exactly?
[Mary] He's preparing the mud
for the rice to be plant.
Hmm.
-Oh, well. -Hmm.
And where's the female-- what does the female buffalo do?
[laughs]
Well, uh, guess I'll just go in, then.
-Okay. [chuckles] Careful. -Whoa-- okay.
Oh, this is not good.
-Don't-- Do not, don't, don't. -Stuck.
-Ugh. -That's it, you're not gonna get him out.
[Dionesio speaking Filipino]
-[in English] Take the boots off, Brandan. -Yeah, oh!
Take the boots off, lose the boots.
Brandan's sinking.
Oh, because you can't walk in that water.
-[Mary] Careful. [chuckles] -Go, go.
-Go! -[Mary] It's--
Oop.
-[Mary speaking Filipino] -[Dionesio herding]
-[in English] Oh my God, that looks so fun! -Oh my God.
There you go, look at that.
-Hey, Brandan! -But is it--
That's like a...
that's like farm white-boarding.
It might be.
The ground?
Oh, deeper.
[bleep] if I did that, they'd have a giant swimming pool,
-it'll be Olympic size swimming pool. [laughs] -Mmm-mmm.
I have no idea what I'm doing here.
I just kind of grabbed the rope
and I keep trying to, like, ask lolo
and I'm forgetting that he doesn't speak English.
But, he's doing these groans, like...
[mimics groaning]
[clicks tongue and whistles]
[laughing]
He goes, [mimics groaning]
[mimics herding]
Mmm-mmm, you-you... [clicking tongue]
mean stop, [grunts] "oh, oh",
-mean go, go. -Mmm.
[Mary] I'm very proud of him,
because he respect my grandpa
and he's willing to do that for me.
So, I feel happy
that Brandan understand that important to me
and understand our culture.
Girl, he's willing to--
you know, be 24 hours on camera for you.
-He's-- He's-- Yeah. -I know, what's-- what's riding a caribou.
You think a caribou. is gonna stop him?
Part of being, like, respectful to others is not keeping secrets, obviously.
-You know that, 'cause me and you don't keep secrets... -Mmm-hmm.
...from each other, so...
-Oh, that's not true! -Oh, that's not true, Brandan.
-Don't say it. -Shh! Shh, shh, shh.
Oh, he's about to spill the beans.
I don't think she'll translate it.
Maybe...
now's a good time to talk to him
about kissing at the airport
without his permission.
Do-- [chuckles] you want me to say it to him?
[both laughing]
Yeah, right!
Say no, Mary. Just say no, Mary.
Zip it.
-Oh! -[both laugh]
[Brandan] So...
As soon as I met her...
we kissed.
Oh, that's-- that's how you're gonna drop it?
Oh, no!
I think it's out there and I think he's gonna understand.
[speaking Filipino]
[Brandan] Hmm.
I'm not feeling good about this.
He's thinking.
I don't think he understands.
Man, they look terrified.
He's like, "You son of a gun."
[Brandan] I don't want to disrespect your family.
So, I would like to formally ask for his permission.
Well, how do you ask for blessing to give a kiss?
Well, you guys get blessing, get married.
It's too late, bro. Too late for that permission.
Mmm.
[Dionesio speaking Filipino]
What?
-Oh, he allowed it. -Yeah!
Damn, I'm off, I'm o-- I'm all over the place.
What do you mean he allowed it?
-They've already done it. -[chuckles]
[Dionesio speaking Filipino]
[both exclaiming]
That's what he-- so, he allows it, but they have to get married?
Rules are rules.
'Kay, I-I don't think they're ready for marriage, these two.
[Brandan] I have full intentions of proposing to Mary.
I love and I want to marry her and spend the rest of my life with her.
But, it's like...
You know, I only just kissed her, like I--
And I have to marry her right away?
I--
When grandpa decides something, I mean, that's it, I mean--
That was an executive decision he pulled.
Whoo, if I had to marry the first person I kissed,
I'd be in a trailer park right now.
-[laughs] -With, like, ten kids.
[Spanish music playing]
-Back in the DR, baby. -Right?
-Oh, look, that lemonade, oh! -Oh, yes!
[speaking Spanish]
-[in English] Dominican Republic. -Dominican Republic.
Daniele and Yohan.
Today, we're going to the Rio,
with Yohan and his whole family
and my friends Sandra and Lizette.
-[Sandra] I ran past-- -I need to bring a bacteria test,
-like, to like test the water before I step in to it. -Wait--
-[both chuckling] -I'm serious.
I take my pH balance very seriously.
-and I-- -What's your pH number? What's your pH number--
[Sandra] But what does it mean? What does that mean?
It has with the-- our body, like, down here.
[laughs] It's a female thing.
Oh my God.
-You take your pH balance seriously? -I've never--
I've never heard of such a thing.
-Pat's heard of everything. -It's a river.
-I know. -Pat's heard of everything.
So, if this ain't a thing, this ain't a thing.
River affecting pH balance? Come on.
Uh, listen, I'm gonna make a prediction, I feel like I'm clairvoyant.
It's dirty AF.
-...right now? -It means that my flora and fauna
-[Daniele] is very much... -[snickers]
-...maintained. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
-Her flora and fauna. -It's true.
-What's your flora and fauna? -Her number. And what's your fauna?
I guess it's, like, neutral.
I don't know what the pH of your vagina actually is supposed to be.
-See? She doesn't even know. -She doesn't even know.
What is fauna and pawna?
It's like flowers and trees. I guess she's blooming.
[both laugh]
-[laughs] Of the... -The flora and fauna of the vagina.
[in accent] The vagina?
[both laugh]
-Boom. -Balance her chakras,
and her root chakra, and...
-In her coochie. -Yes.
-Ohh! -Oh, my God, Lizette.
-[shrieks] Oh! -Are you serious?
What is wrong with you?
-I'm sorry. Oh, my God. -It was the time.
A beautiful little cow.
Yeah.
-Aww, look at that cow. -Wow...
Yummy.
[in Spanish]
[all speaking Spanish]
[in English] Yohan doesn't have a small family.
There's about 20 people in his family.
[in Spanish]
Wow.
-Same as me. -Yeah.
-I have more than he has. -I know.
I love a family man, though.
-Yes, agreed. -That's important to me.
-I think that it's very important -Yes.
-for the family to come together often. -Yes.
-[in Spanish] -[laughs]
-[woman in Spanish] -[all laugh]
[woman]
-[woman] -[speaking Spanish]
-12lbs? -I...
-Holy... -A 12lbs baby.
-Dang. -Oh, my God.
-That would be like giving birth to a watermelon. -Do you...
-Well, it is. It is. -Jeez Louise.
I was, like, 6.5lbs, I think.
I'm pretty sure I was, like, 7lbs, like, 8oz.
-Normal size. -12lbs is huge.
-Thais was 10lbs. -Thais was 10lbs?
-Oh, that's crazy. -Yeah.
How much were you when you born?
-3, 4lbs? -Yeah, 3lbs.
My mom used to say
I used to look like a monkey's baby.
-That's right. -[laughs]
[Daniele] Having children is a major goal for Yohan and I.
And I really want to be able for Yohan and my children
to have the play, and have the fun, and have the leisure
that the kids in his family have,
and also have some of the structure, and the education,
and the discipline that I'm used to.
I'm sure that, in our relationship,
Yohan is gonna be the fun dad and I'm gonna be the tough one.
Thais and I really have to talk about who's gonna be the fun parent
and who's gonna be the discipline one.
-I don't see you being too much -We haven't had that talk yet.
of a discipline person.
I mean, that is the best part of being the uncle, right?
I don't have to do the, worry about discipline, none of that stuff.
I just make 'em laugh.
[Daniele] When Yohan and I have kids,
I want to make sure that we're on the same page
about how to raise them.
I need to make sure that I'm not raising my husband
along with my kids.
She does think he's a kid.
Uh...
I think she would be the discipline,
the one to give the discipline,
and he'd be the fun dad.
"Oh, that's all right. Go out. We'll go play basketball.
-Your mom can't reach it." -[laughs]
[Kimberly] I'm learning to go with the flow.
Someone shoves some kind of sweet in your mouth,
and sometimes they hand me things. [laughs]
Well, she's clairvoyant.
Shouldn't she know what they're handing her?
Right? You would think.
I have received a flower.
A prune. [laughs]
[Patrick] All right, dude. So, check this out.
[John] Okay.
[Patrick] It looks like it's not healthy
but it's pretty healthy.
It's like a protein peanut butter chocolate,
and it's made with a yogurt.
[inhales] It's chocolate. You got me sold at chocolate.
-All right. -Got me sold at chocolate.
Here's your plate.
Let's dig in.
Yeah, let's just put it all on the plate
-for yourself there. -There you go. You first.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Don't really know if I need a plate
because I'll probably just eat this whole thing.
Well, I noticed the little portion
-you gave me there. -Okay, let's try.
You know, what am I, a child?
Yeah, that's good.
-It's okay. -Don't lie.
Back to India.
Yeah.
-Oh. -Okay. [chuckles]
-Yeah! -[laughs exultantly] Oh!
Oh, Kimberly.
Oh.
[people chatter]
Hey.
-Oh! -Oh, that's a nice sari. Gota.
A bit...
-I love that color combo. -Yeah.
[Kimberly] This morning we have the Ganesh Puja,
and we're gonna be doing a celebration tonight.
I don't know exactly what this is called.
I feel like it's a extension of the Ganesh Puja,
but, honestly, I don't know what's going on.
So I'm gonna try my best just to have fun with it.
Yay.
Yeah.
[Tejaswi speaking Hindi]
[Kimberly] I'm learning to go with the flow,
but I'm a little confused, I'm not gonna lie.
-[in Hindi] -[laughs]
Someone shoves some kind of sweet in your mouth.
-[all laugh] -Thank you. [laughs]
And, yeah, sometimes they hand me things. [laughs]
Well, she's clairvoyant.
Shouldn't she know what they're handing her?
Right? You would think.
I have received a flower.
A prune. [laughs]
[Tejaswi in English]
Mmm, well, I'm trying my best to stay positive.
What would I be doing on, like, a day-to-day basis?
Oh!
-Oh, honey. -Get ready.
-What would you be doing on a day-to-day basis? -Well... [chuckles nervously]
-You got a notebook, Myra? -Tell her, Jen.
I can't wait to hear when he tells her
she's gonna be getting up to make the tea at 4AM.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's in for a big shock, isn't she?
But what does that mean?
-[chuckling nervously] So... -Get it out.
-Yeah, just let her know she's gonna be a housewife. -Yeah.
He's not telling her everything.
Like, he's keeping a lot from her.
I feel like he just wants to get married.
[Tejaswi]
[both laugh heartily]
-I mean, oh, man. Oh... -Oh, TJ.
I understand what you're saying, but...
I mean, you're doing what's best for you, TJ.
That explains a lot of the times
you're not on the phone when I'm asleep.
-[Mary] Not all the time. -[Brandan] A lot of the times.
You know, since I got here
there wasn't a single power outage.
-[laughs heartily] -Interesting.
Interesting how that goes.
Okay.
Oh, here it comes. Got called out.
Ah.
[Sumit] You know what I think
that Kimberly and TJ should do?
Some fun activity just like, uh, we did.
They join a dance class or something.
-Oh. -Like, remember?
Yeah, like...
Or like this one.
-This one. Yeah. -Yeah, this is the main one I remember.
-All that movement. -Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga, chugga.
-You always go chugga, chugga, chugga. -Yeah.
-Did that before. [laughs] -Chugga, chugga.
We should take another class, huh?
-That was a lot of fun. -Yeah.
-Ding, ding, ding. -[laughs]
[chuckles]
I'd have no issues trusting you around a machete.
I mean, sometimes I wish I had a machete.
I got you one for your birthday once.
Oh, yeah. Dude, I do still have that.
-Yeah. -Yeah, because you have a machete!
You didn't even know.
-I got us traveling bags -Dang.
so we we're gonna do, like, real life camping.
-Our survival camping days. -And then you started talking to Thais,
and that was over.
No more survival camping.
Back in the Philippines.
-Oh, Mary. -It's Brandan and Mary.
Today, I'm gonna take Brandan to the beach
to meet my friends Pong, Gello, and Puding.
-[gasps] -Oh, my gosh!
I love that!
Your dad has a side car.
Remember when we were in Laos, I rode on the side
when we went to the village?
-Pong, Gello and Puding. -Oh.
Is it Jell-O pudding?
I don't know. It sounded like it.
These are my friends for a long time,
and they are very important to me.
That's why I really want Brandan to meet them.
But I'm also nervous because they're all guys.
Are the same friends that she would turn the router off?
I believe so. She's mentioned three names, and I think they are boys.
-[Brandan] Is that them? -[Kimberly] Yeah, they're here now.
-Hi! -[Brandan] Hey.
Aww, but look at her friends.
They're so cute...
-...and happy, and fun. -They're hugging, and...
-Nothing like a dance hug when you meet your friends. -Right.
So what is your plan for staying here?
-Eventually, I want to marry Mary. -[Gello] Marry? Yeah.
The exact date? Good God.
He literally just got off the plane.
That one at the end definitely looks like
-the bodyguard. -In the yellow shirt?
That's the one I'm worried about.
We're taking our time.
Getting married, there's a lot of being jealous and insecure.
Ohh! Miss Mary!
Man, what type of friends are those,
throwing her under the bus?
Oh, he it comes. Got called out.
[chuckles]
If I were to ever do that to her
she would never forgive me.
Yes, Brandan! Yeah, exactly!
[mouthing]
-She would lose her stuff. -Yeah.
That explains a lot of the times
you're not on the phone when I'm asleep.
-[Mary] Not all the time. -[Brandan] A lot of the times.
You know, since I got here there wasn't a single power outage.
-[laughs heartily] -Interesting.
Interesting how that goes. Oh, yeah.
She's still trying to deny it.
Everybody should have a right to defend themselves.
[laughs] Defend yourself, Mary.
You mentioned how you had friends before me,
and I just wanted to have friends in general.
I can't just isolate myself forever.
He can't even have guy friends because they might have sisters.
-It is healthy to have friends. -It is.
-She needs to afford him the same opportunity -Right.
that she is taking with her friend.
-The way she is with him, like, no women allowed. -Mmm, yeah.
It's like, "Clear the way. Brandan's walking.
All women clear the way. Make a big circle."
Yeah, then, like, women will fall. "Oh, my God, Brandan."
[Mary] Feel so guilty when I lie to Brandan,
but when we're fighting it makes me so crazy and depressed
staying at home and not doing anything because it's just me alone.
Yeah.
I'm here, okay?
And everything's gonna go good,
and we're not gonna fight, or overthink,
or get jealous or insecure anymore, all right?
[voice shaking] Okay. [sniffs]
[sniffs]
He didn't take the permission.
Here, kiss me. Hmm.
Wonder if that friend feels bad now that he made Mary cry?
Oh, yeah.
[Pong]
-Pinky promise. -[all laugh]
-Yes. -You know what will fix it?
A baby. [snickers]
Shut your mouth. A baby doesn't fix anything.
[laughs]
[Kimberly] I would describe my relationship
with TJ's brother as cordial.
-Cordial. -Cordial. What that mean?
Like you just get along.
Just get along when you have to.
Yeah, like formal type.
-Cordial. That's not bad. -I know that.
I've used that with me and Thais as a relationship. Cordial.
That's exactly how you'd describe it.
[Jen] Girl, where you at? I'm hungry.
I got us some watermelon
-with some chili powder. -Oh, my gosh.
-I love this. -How spicy do you like it?
-Oh, I want it spicy. -All right, let's do it.
-Spicy, spicy. Super spicy. -Spicy, spicy, spicy.
-Mmm. -All right.
-Yum. -Let's see.
You know how the bride and groom
-sometimes feed each other cake? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mary and Brandan are gonna be eating like this.
-[laughs] -Yeah!
They're gonna be like, "Mama! Mama."
-Feed me, feed me. Mmm, mmm. -[laughs]
Oh, beautiful.
Oh.
Oh, I love when I see the horses
all decorated up like this.
Ah!
TJ and Kimberly, ready to get married.
[chuckles]
-Mmm. -Okay.
[Kimberly] So, the wedding is five days away,
and I still don't have any bangles
which are a part of the traditional Indian wedding attire.
So I need to find something that matches my dress.
Bengals? Like the tiger?
No, I highly doubt
she's gonna have Bengal tigers.
I mean, that would be a badass thing
-to have at a wedding. -It would be badass.
You can go buy bangles off the street vendor.
No, but you gave me bangles.
Really?
Hello.
-Yeah. -[laughs]
Now you'll never get 'em off though.
-Didn't we go to one of those places? -Yes, the market.
And you got me some bangles.
-Did I? -Yeah.
Let me go see if I still have the bangles that we bought.
-Ohh, yeah, I wanna see. -Let me go check.
-Yeah, give me... -Remember which ones you got.
Yeah, give me a second.
I would describe my relationship
with TJ's brother as cordial.
-Cordial. -Cordial. What that mean?
Like you just get along.
Just get along when you have to.
Yeah, like formal type.
-Cordial. That's not bad. -I know that.
I've used that with me and Thais as a relationship. Cordial.
That's exactly how you'd describe it.
[chuckles nervously] That's exactly how I'd say it.
-I found my bangles. -Mmm!
Oh, my gosh, I love those.
-Look, and they fit. -Oh, my gosh!
Well, we should share bangles.
We totally should!
-Aww, thank you! -You wear those.
I don't know.
I feel like I need to change a lot
in order to be in the family.
Mmm-hmm.
-Yeah, I agree, Kim. You sure do. -Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It reminds me of Nicole and Mahmoud.
It's like, "Yes, I'll do this, I'll do this."
Then you get to the country
-and you're like, "Well, I don't know." -I don't want to do it.
-I don't want to do that. -I mean, now it's time to do
-a reality check. -Yes.
This is why I didn't want to live with you guys.
He's like, "What? You don't want to live with us?"
How about don't live in India? How about that?
I'm doing it for TJ, but it isn't my first choice.
To change my entire life and...
And what did I do? I moved across the world for him.
Oh, here we go.
-Oh, here we go. -Here's the competition here.
-Who's doing more? -Yeah.
Nothing like a good game of tit for tat.
-You know what I mean? -Tit for tat.
Well, that's your decision, Kim.
You made it.
Nobody forced her to move to India. Nobody.
-They have both sacrificed... -Right.
-...and that's healthy in any relationship. -Right. Absolutely.
I think you both should sacrifice for each other.
Well, how long am I staying?
Did you just call me stupid?
-[gasps] -Oh, he called her stupid.
Damn. Hell yeah, he did!
-Oh, hell no. -Oh.
-That's worse than dick. -No, that's worse.
-That's worse than dick. -Yep.
You don't call somebody stupid.
Did you just call me stupid is what I asked?
No, I'm not showing you stupidity.
You aren't speaking clearly and you're not understanding what I'm saying,
but don't you dare ever call me stupid.
-Oh! -Oh.
She put her foot down.
I thought this was a day to shop for bangles
for a wedding.
-[clicks tongue] -Now she's getting called stupid.
Well, I mean, this is actually, you know,
turns out me and Thais are more cordial than they are.
Yeah, I wouldn't really exactly call that cordial.
No, probably not. Probably not.
Once you start name calling, cordial's out the window.
[Brandan] Next time on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way...
Well, here we go.
Oh, next time on...
I'm taking Kirsten to the airport today, and the mood is...
Somber.
Yeah, because of you.
Yeah.
-You promise? -Mmm-hmm, I promise. Pinky promise.
You promise?
I promise they're not gonna go.
[chuckles] Yeah.
We can't keep pushing it back. It's time to make a decision.
[Kenneth] If I decide that I don't want a baby
it will crush Armando's dreams.
Well, I don't have an answer to that.
That's unfair for you to say. I need a second.
Oh, no.
-Aww. What happened? -Aww.
I've never seen Armando like this with Kenny.
[man]
-Oh, good. -Oh!
-Ohh, you see? -Oh! See?
Mmm-mmm. Thank you, TJ.
[bleep]
[both] Ohh.
Damn.
-Yeah, I mean, that's important. -Yes.
In India, stupid is not, like...
-No. It's not the same as it is in America. -...a bad thing.
[bleep]
Oh, what an episode.
I know. So many good things to look forward to.
But do you know what? Let's top off our glasses. How do you say it in Thai?
[in Thai]
I really enjoy, you know,
sitting here, watching this with you.
It's been fun.
Yeah.
Yes. So...
I love you too, and I can't wait till next week.
-I have an idea. -What?
-Let's take the rest of the watermelon downstairs -Okay.
and add some vodka and make some cocktails.
-Love where your head's at. -I love it.
-Let's do it. Yes! -Let's go.
Man, that was a great episode.
Great episode. Can't wait for next week.
If you think of dessert,
something a little less healthy for me.
I'm just thinking about you long-term, you know?
Well, I don't care about long-term.
I'm a short-term kind of guy.
Well, I got something in mind for next week.
-Oh, do you now? -Yeah.
Better be chocolatey and delicious.
Oh, you'll see.
All right.
Well, 'till next week.
-Bye, Uncle John. -Bye, Teodoro.
[Patrick] What do you think, Teodoro?
Don't you just love watching TV with us, bud?